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Comments by "Terror Management Solutions, LLC" (@thereisnosanctuary6184) on "Middle-Aged Woman Angrily Demanding Price Check Was Once Carefree Youth, Onlookers Speculate" video.
Its not about the price. Its that all her dreams died. That the world doesn't care for her anymore. It's a plea from the remnants of her spirit. "I matter! I'm alive"! Somehow that exclamation escaped that parentheses* . But, I decided to leave it. And document it. Please notice me.
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@tomemery7890 Today's my birthday.
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@Christian Stewart The child is the parent of the father.
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@chamonix2602 What's all the fracas in here? Here's something funny: the last three words of my initial post weren't spoken in a pleading, sad manner, but more of a self-deprecative admission of attention seeking. However, quite a few people said "I notice you", in a reassuring manner. Awww. Good people. And I could use that now and then.
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@chamonix2602 Gramma matters, I agree. As long as she doesn't chew out cashiers.
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She has children, money is tight.
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D Koch One Koch down, one to go.
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Ooh, can I talk to the pretty lady, next??!!
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Joseph Dunphy I think Pampers are on sale, crybaby.
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Everyone deserves a Good Day, now and then.
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@tomemery7890 Sorry, I missed your BDay, bud,
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Only on The Onion do I get this many likes. It's weird. One thousand people? Where are they? I can barely keep a handful of friends in real life. Oh, another terrible bday came and went. This one hurt, because it had potential, made a few real life and YouTube pals since last. Most of them ditched. I swear humans are really only in it for themselves in this life. Everyone else is an ego servant. In their defense, I'm rough on people. I tell them unhappy shit about themselves and myself. Not to drive away. I don't know why.
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When I was a teenager I was grocery shopping after I had everything up there on the counter I realized I had left my wallet at home so I just said I'll be right back and then I just got the hell out of there
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me likey Then you are a terrible nurse.
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To the all the old biddies at a Michaels craft store that came into my checkout lane in the summer of 2007 it wasn't about you it was about me I couldn't stand working there anymore I never even should have worked there to begin with I was building things and unloading trucks and next thing I knew I was wearing an apron behind a counter I felt completely emasculated although I did steal a bunch of s*** before I left brazing Lee and I pissed into a water bottle behind my apron while standing at the counter when it looked like no one was there I really don't belong around humans
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I think you've got high stakes in this
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medexamtoolsdotcom You're like male her.
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What if because of her deciding to hold up everyone that one day the store decided to be really on guard about its overpricing? She's the hero we don't deserve or want
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@Christian Stewart Thank you.
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* quotation mark
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Notfor Theclout Were they of the elite class?
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Um. What?
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Smiles Santana Let the hate flow
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You seem sad.
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TUNDRA Then its the company. It is a scam.
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