Comments by "Terror Management Solutions, LLC" (@thereisnosanctuary6184) on "The Onion Reviews ‘Wonder Woman 1984’" video.

  1. 1940s: First eminent female superhero, Greek mythology background. Writer: male feminist and inventor of lie detector, ironically. 1960s: complete overhaul, unsuperheroine, more of a secret agent 1970s: Linda Carter. Yum. 1980s: I hit puberty. Linda Carter...um. 1987: George Perez reboot, more mythology based. 1988: First kiss with Superman 1990s: some redhead takes over for her 1996: Kingdom Come, she is a warrior badass 2000s: I think she kills some people in what if? stories, I dunno. At no point was 1984 pivotal for this character. Except maybe the Supergirl movie came out. No tie in.
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  2. Actually, the 80s were awesome with some exceptions. Women's hair being one of them.
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  3. I spent the 2000s in a coma myself. 2001: A Space Odyssey helped fill in the gaps. So, what happened to Pan Am?
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  4. I remember Supergirl 1984.
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  5. Supergirl 1984 seemed more authentic.
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  6. If you are in a coma 10 years, do you age ten years? Body probably ages more than face. But, time works different at higher speeds. Solution: put comatose people on bullet trains and centrifuges. When they wake up, it'll be like time travel.
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  7. And they'll still be sexy, more or less.
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