Comments by "Terror Management Solutions, LLC" (@thereisnosanctuary6184) on "God In Critical Condition | The Onion Presents The Topical | Episode 17" video.

  1. "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" What??!! "I fucking shot myself!" What? Wh-how? I dont... "I WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS! NOW, PUT YOUR HEALING POWERS ON THIS GODDAMN FUCKING LEG!" Ok, ok! I told you not to use those things. Here, better? "NO." Do you want some McDonald's? I can have Gabriel zip on down there. "Yes." I love you, Father. "I love you, Son. Can I get Horsey sauce?" Yes, Father. That's an Arby's thing, but we can do it. How you feeling? "It hurts. But, not as bad. How's Gabe coming with that Mickey D's?" Right here, Lord! They were out of Orange Fanta, I got you a Coke Zero. "GODDAMMIIT!!"
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  2. Looks like the Republicans were right. God and Guns go good together.
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  3. God is a Beretta Man!
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  4. Unappreciated gem.
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