Comments by "Terror Management Solutions, LLC" (@thereisnosanctuary6184) on "Onion Talks: Hypothetically It Would Be Okay To Have Sex With A Robot Dog" video.

  1. You know they wanted to say Robot Baby but chickened out.
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  2. I forwarded this to my grandma.
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  3. Remember, no matter how warm a dog's asshole and/or vagina, this isn't the hill you wanted to die on.
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  4. Are there robot companion dogs there? I'm all in.
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  5. Added plus, robot dogs aren't allergic to chocolate. So, there's that. But, they have no affinity for peanut butter, either.
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  6. One way to know its a robot dog...it talks to you during sex. But, if it's being a dick, it might pretend to be an ordinary dog to get you in trouble. Keep a magnet in your pocket. Better safe than sorry. Fucking a real dog is a crime!
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  7. Why must I be like dat?
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  8. Technically Muffet was a dog with a monkey inside
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  9. PeachMuffins Valuable lessons.
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  10. B.I.N.G.O. is my name.o.
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  11. Literal, Atomic Dogg.
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  12. Spoken like a robodogfucker
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  13. Fucking a Robodog isn't illegal. Programming Robodogs to fuck people is.
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  14. " but is it illegal? But is it illegal? Is it illegal? Is. It. Illegal? "
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  15. Genius
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  16. Pretty sure you can't fuck a robot dog in the face with the President watching, no criminal charges.
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  17. Like dog butt.
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  18. Today, you probably could fuck a robot dog in front of the President. And he can't say a damn thing.
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  19. This man will always be known for this. It will be mentioned in his obit.
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  20. I’m a Yeti. Question of intent. Did you think it was a robot before you fucked it? I mean, your friend.
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  21. Its not an. A C T U A L. F U C. K.
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  22. Cat man, myself.
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  23. "In Sov-iet Russ-ia, robot dog fucks you!"
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  24. 0 means 0!
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