Comments by "TeeKay" (@teekay_1) on "Man Talk" channel.

  1. For #1, she's very depressed. Almost clinically depressed. She's not trying to convince us, she's trying to convince herself.
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  2. Margot Robbie is not a 10.
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  3. People who put tatoos on their face, and women who put tattoos on their chests are putting up a warning sign. Ignore at your peril.
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  4. The second woman talking about Egypt doesn't understand Egyptians were not and are not black. The reason the Nubians are associated with Egypt is because Egypt conquered Nubia. And guess what they did with Nubians? Yes, that's exactly right.
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  5. It's hard to believe a man would reject a woman with a mouth like that.
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  6. My helpful comments for today Girl #1: Guys marry women who can be their partner, not who looks prettiest. Girl #2: You're doing that crazy talk thing. Stop. The fact that you have a child makes you undesirable because men don't want to pay for the last guy's kid. Girl #3: Big breasts aren't a reason for a guy to marry you. In fact, they're irrelevant if you can't make friends with a man, want to be his true partner and demonstrate that you bring more to the table than your looks. Girl #4: You have poor self-esteem and you're lashing out at other people for no particular reason. You're headed to cat-lady-land quickly if you don't get some professional help. You're welcome.
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  7. it reminds me of when your wife gives you the silent treatment as if to punish you and she doesn't understand that's what you were hoping for all along.
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  8. Because guys tend to talk about cars, sports and probably gaming today. Women are bringing up the rear. As usual.
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  9. What women do not realize is that we want good conversation, we'll go out with the guys to a bar and watch sports on TV with a couple of beers. Everybody pays their own way, or one guy had a good week, and pays for all the drinks. What does an older woman bring to the table that can compare to that?
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  10. Sometimes it's the voice. It's like fingernails on a chalkboard
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  11. It means people who are family oriented, obey the law, and love their country. Democrats think that's a bad thing.
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  12. Woman #1: Your friend dodged a bullet. He's probably grateful to you for being honest with him. Woman #2: Your husband is busy moving all the money out of joint accounts and will simply disappear very shortly. Woman #3: No comment. Woman #4: She's not worth what I've already typed about her.
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  13. Lana Rhoades has never uttered the words "go slow"...... or so I've heard....
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  14. Woman 1: That voice. It's like ice-picks in your ears. Woman 2: I'm disgusted as well when a man gives you a compliment, unless he's legally blind in which case he just needs a wingman to help.
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  15. The "awkward looking" gal claiming she's selective isn't lying. She'll select any man who talks to her.
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  16.  @HansZarkovPhD  on a scale of 20, perhaps.
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  17. These girls voices would turn granite to jelly.
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  18. I disagree. They would be perfect for her. They could just shut themselves down when she starts to just endlessly talk about herself.
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  19. For the first woman, why is she trying to affect a black accent?
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  20.  @gti500  maybe an 7.5. Guys need to use google and look up "hottest supermodels". Many, but not all, of them are 10. If you think what a 10 is like, there's probably only 1,000 10's in a world of 7 billion people. That's how exclusive the 10 club is.
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  21. So one of the things that you have to look at when considering marrying a women is her family history and her health now. Because if she's 25 years old and already overweight, and her family has all kinds of medical conditions in the late 40's and early 50's, that's what you'll be facing in just another 25 years. Is that the future you want for yourself and your children?
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  22. What a guy asks himself when he considers dating a girl for more than a couple of weeks is "would this woman raise my children the way I expect?".
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  23.  @ferdinanddaratenas3447  I always say to visit before you make judgement. Much of what the news media tells you is significantly off-base, especially about countries where they don't like that the countries don't support trendy aspects of laws as we do in the west.
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  24. To the last woman, the question would be "would a man consider you as an ideal mate to raise children helping them to be focused on hard work, success, and having a modicum of dignity when dealing with people?"
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  25. Women shouldn't use the word "Bro", unless they're talking to their actual brother.
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  26. Let me get this straight.... Women in their 30's say They get more picky with age as an excuse for why no man will date them. But a guy shouldn't be more picky? Who are these women trying to fool? Themselves?
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  27. Sharon Stone peaked in 1990. Seriously.
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  28. When your wife does something wrong, you let her know it's unacceptable. You can do it nicely, but in the end, you are partners and partners support each other.
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  29. For girl #1: You'd better go on the date. It may be your last chance to find a guy For girl #2: You're lying. No guy would ever give you $150, even if you did an "around the world" For girl #3: Gross and Gross. ugh.
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  30.  @rectorkirk1158  Yes, definitely a put-on
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  31. Step daddy applications? That will be a line of almost one person.
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  32. She's closer to 50 than 38.
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  33. Girl 1: She'd be lucky to snag an "old man". There are things going on with this girl that indicate she needs professional help. Girl 2: Presumably her boyfriends were drunk when they met her and quickly escaped Girl 3: Not even with your ** Girl 4: Just..... no
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  34. #1 - Average #2 - Below Average (potentially a man) #3 - Done (annoying) #4 - Nuts
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  35. For girl #2, that portal ran out of batteries 15 years ago. For girl #3, does she mean looking at her makes you want to lose your eyes?" I couldn't tell over her hysterics. Girl #4 must've gone to the thrift shop and made a dress out of the drapes.
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  36. The first woman would be a perfect candidate to figure out how to be a good homemaker, and try to find a husband now. Time really is of the essence. This is most important for her to realize.
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  37. The third girl is talking in circles. And to her I say... No, it's not going to happen.
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  38. There's no way any normal guy would be attracted to that (part 1). It gets worse after that.
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  39. Is that fourth person a guy or gal?
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  40. "I be like". Who talks like that?
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  41.  @dannygjk  the odds of the woman being a 10 are 1 in 3.5M
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  42. The first woman is a solid 4, and so what was she expecting?
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  43. Is that Bumble screen real? The one girl in the video had a "Bang Bros" top. That's a pr0n site. Or so they say.
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  44. Hard to take anybody seriously with a nose ring.
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  45. "We have to look good, y'all only have to become rich". SMH.
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  46. Could not understand a word the second woman said. It's all gibberish. And I thought the third person was a dude.
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  47. The first woman just made it up that men brag about being violent towards women, and then of course, when women offer to leave men alone, you'll get a thumbs up and a dollar tip for finally doing what we asked.
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  48. The first woman isn't that attractive. Are guys that lonely that they'll give a below-average woman money without any benefits?
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  49. "scientifically proven" means "I have irrational feelings" in this context.
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  50. A heavily made-up woman who is 38 is telling you how to find a man. That's funny
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  51.  @Frejborg  Not for the ex-husband. He's freed from that person.
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  52. She doesn't get that a man dates to find a companion and someone they'd trust to raise their children. So her job is to prove she can be someone who can be a companion, a mother, and someone we trust to have our back when things go wrong in life (and they always do) ...and a woman who calls her boyfriend "baby" after he's gone, has a shrill voice, and uses hand motions constantly better be the sexiest woman on the planet to get away with those flaws. The second woman is so woke and open-minded that her brains fell out of her head. The third woman doesn't speak for anyone but herself. The fourth woman needs to lose about 20 pounds, and actually work out at the gym
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  53. What the F is a "woo type person". Who talks like this?
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  54. What Nicholas Cage movie (where he starts laughing) is that from?
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  55. The first woman was 41 when Obama was in office.
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  56. Guys, if a woman threatens to divorce, you lock down the bank accounts, you change the locks on the door, and you cancel her credit cards. And then you don't take her calls. You've got to enforce boundaries with women, even the ones you think are "cool". This one's voice would have made me dump her after one date. It grates on my ears like an icepick.
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  57. The first woman is a simpleton, she can't figure anything out. For the second woman, you'd have to be in a hormone and alcohol induced haze to consider sleeping with her. The third woman has a vastly overinflated sense of her worth. She's a Hooter's waitress with visions of being the princess of Monaco The fourth woman has "taking care of the slurpee machine" stamped all over her.
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  58. + Size? Perhaps ++ Size
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  59. 1) She's cute, but cute girls are a dime a dozen. She needs to bring value to the table 2) The second girl just hates guys and hates herself 3) This girl should have used birth control
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  60. What's the word in the animal kingdom when one male tricks another male into raising his kids?
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  61. These girls aren't attractive enough to be this dumb, although the girl with pink t-shirt has nice cans.
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  62. She said she was a young mongrel. Or something.
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  63. What Nicholas Cage movie is the laughing scene from?
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  64. What we're learning with all these videos is a lot of women just don't how to keep their traps shut.
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  65. She's not a menace. What she means is that she's passive aggressive when she asks if a guy if he wants to super-size their meal.
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  66. That first woman should make any normal person suffer because of the absolute cringe. The second woman reminds of me of the transmission in my sports car.... a manual tranny. The third woman reminds me of my sedan.... an automatic tranny.
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  67. The only rational comment is the third girl has a nice rack .
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  68. Is her boyfriend's name "Joe"?
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  69. For the first one... This poor woman believes that being attractive is the primary criteria for being a marriageable woman. Perhaps some poor sap will take her, but that population is not the population of men she's interested in. Incidentally, she's had a nose job. Same comment for woman #2.
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  70. She's ponderous.
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  71. It's amazing how much bossy, unattractive women feel the need to tell men what they should do, despite having no ability to understand how little they mean to men.
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  72. Are you sure that #4 is a woman?
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  73. If you want your son to grow up properly, find a decent man, marry him and devote your life to raising your kids. Sons need a male role model.
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  74. And tips the scale at 180. Most of that not muscle.
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  75. Democrats haven't done jack for women. Some of the smarter women have noticed that the Democrats did nothing to put Roe v Wade into legislation for 50 years.
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  76. Instead of ghosting, would she like honest feedback?
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  77. #1. Who's going to break it to these two women they are actually below average? #2. Purple hair is a big "avoid me" sign. #3. Just gross. #4. See #1 above #5. She is just too much for any human being to deal with.
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  78. the 35 year old woman is an old 35....
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  79. What in g*d's name is that first girl even talking about?
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  80. I would date the first woman. I always wanted to date a pirate. Weird that she doesn't like massagists. The second woman will be a cat lady within 12 months. The third woman already is a cat lady. The fourth woman is just nutty
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  81. Trump hasn't even really gotten started yet. Looking forward to the fountain of tears once the actual mass deportations get ramped up. Tom Holman will be pitiless in his desire to get rid of foreign invaders. Also, now you know why she wears so much makeup out in public.
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  82. Woman with a chain around her neck, black t-shirt and weird bleaching of her hair. Seems completely normal.
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  83. Nobody cares about the 4B movement. If your spouse made that announcement to you, throw her out and change the locks.
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  84. Does social media deduct 50 IQ points from people?
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  85. Why do women think thy should dance on TikTok? It makes no sense.
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  86. First woman - her youth is her asset, not her looks. And she needs to remember that youth is very fleeting Second woman - talks too much, puts too much of her life on display for the world, will not make a good wife/mother until she grows up and shuts off tiktok. Third woman - A man wants to marry an intelligent woman so his kids will be intelligent. She's not make the cut, nor is she a "10" so she should adjust her sights accordingly Fourth woman - smart women will identify younger men who have high potential, and be a partner so that as they age, he becomes a high value man. She's not smart.
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  87. To woman #1, no that's not what a man means by "wife material". If a man wanted a maid, it would be cheaper hire one than date or marry you. To woman #2, you're fine with a prenup that says you get nothing in a divorce, right? To woman #3, you're cute, but just weird. To woman #4, you're attracting older men because you're getting pretty long in the tooth.
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  88. Does she have a tattoo on her forehead?
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  89.  @momirbaborac5536  A warning sign. I already covered that in my first sentence.
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  90. First Woman: You're ****ing ponderous lady. Second woman: Whereja get those duck lips? Third woman: To repeat what the man said, "Nobody Cares" Fourth Woman: Please do not have children.
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  91. Tell "Mr. Weedy" that there is no such thing as "The Patriarchy".
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  92. Well, those were four badly damaged humans.
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  93. To misquote Animal House "Ugly and stupid is no way to go through life"
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  94. What kind of man sends a girl on the internet money for nothing more than a terrible TikTok video? For $60 she needs to come to your house, go around the world, and then leave.
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  95. These girls aren't attractive enough to attract anyone by desperate men.
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  96. First woman was 39 when Trump took office. And she has a fivehead. And the reason the third woman is confused is because her man is telling her SHE needs to do the dishes before he gets home from work since she's just sitting around at home
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  97. Woman 1: You didn't decide to be single, the world decided for you. Woman 2: Even Einstein's brain couldn't fill a bottomless empty pit Woman 3: If I was on a date with her, I would abandon her at the restaurant. Woman 4: Wouldn't even ask her out on a date.
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  98. I'm shocked anybody paid money to see that naked.
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  99. Here's a truth-bomb for this sow....the men she desire have no interest in her.
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  100. Why is a frying-pan faced woman saying that she wants perfect guys. Well, sure. I want to use the Victoria Secrets site as my catalog for dates, but that's not happening either.
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  101.  @Frejborg  You're right. The man was stupid enough to marry them in the first place.
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  102.  @Mudoh415  You don't get women, because as much you think women like simpy guys, they really don't. And yes, I've had many women. And I mean that with peace and love.
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  103.  @gmantio  10's get picked up by billionaires, and those girls get used to a lifestyle no one can afford. Then they hit 25 or 26 and then the billionaire gets rid of them.
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  104.  @DMSProduktions  on a scale of 24.
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  105.  @ZeroHero-33  She's at least a solid 9 Sure, if you just got released from prison after a 10 year stint. How many movies have you starred in btw Danny Devito was in a lot more movies than Robbie, so apparently that makes him a 10?
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  106.  @ZeroHero-33  You made the claim that Margo Robbie must be attractive or else she wouldn't be starring in movies. So the logical conclusion is that you equate the number of movies a person is with how attractive they are. And Margo Robbie is a 6 right now. Maybe 10 years ago, you'd give her an 8.
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  107.  @ZeroHero-33  My head is actually great. You deserve an answer, but please tell us if you've been in a men's prison for several years.
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  108.  @ZeroHero-33  You're defending someone whom you don't know and doesn't care about you, which is odd you have to admit. And why do you care so much about a celebrities fading looks? You've either been isolated from women for years, or you're obsessed with a celebrity. What you're doing is not normal. P.S. She might actually be only a 5.
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  109.  @ZeroHero-33  She's now a 4. She's getting older by the day. She's already hit the wall.
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  110.  @ZeroHero-33  Margot just called me up and asked if I could give her a higher rating, and she was so nice, that she's now been given a 7.3. You can now relax.
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  111.  @ZeroHero-33  You could make a case for Thylane Blondeau, although she's at the age where she's about to go down to a nine (about to hit the wall) And if you want to think about movie stars, Sydney Sweeney would be a solid 8.5 and like Thylane, her sell-by date is soon. 10's are hard to come by. But if you're really looking for a 10, you'd obviously go with Bo Derek, since the whole rating system was developed because of her. Please note. She is no longer a 10. Probably in a nursing home now. So of course you can rate women on a numeric scale. It's done all the time. But rest assured Margo Robbie is not a 10. And she never was.
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  112. Guys, even when you're married to a woman who is cool, set boundaries. And enforce those boundaries; she won't want to talk to you for a day, but so what. Consider it a home vacation.
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  113. What happened to Girl #1's lips?
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  114. You can play a game with this video... woman or horse.
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  115. The third woman has been a porn star for pretty much forever. Or so I've heard.
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  116. The first guy is just total cringe.
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  117. These women are looking for a rich man (except the 2nd woman), but these are mostly $75K/year women.
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  118. I've been to Bucharest, great city, amazing food, relatively low cost of living and they speak English better there than in much of the United States.
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  119. I just ate, and you showed that with absolutely no warning. What were you thinking dude? The second woman was apparently trying to look like a Romulan from Star Trek.
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  120. What the F is the woman with the cat shirt talking about. And did she say she spent money getting a degree in "women's studies"? What kind of job can you get with that particular degree?
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  121. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't accept sloppy 2nd's following Levine (of all people).
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  122. The first woman (?).... is there something physically wrong with her? The second woman....same question or maybe a space alien? The fourth woman.... no proper protective gear for that kind of work, afraid of a bug on her ear protection. Yep, a powerful woman.
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  123. 1) Her peach is the pits. 2) She's the pits. and 4) She's not smart or good looking enough to be that annoying
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  124. Mark Zuckerberg couldn't care less about a piddly attorney dropping him and Meta. Approximately every other major law firm on earth would be happy to jump in tomorrow.
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  125. #2 woman is kind of funny, only because if she was as tough as she said, she'd fall on her *ss every time she walked into a man.
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  126. At least the first woman is like one of those poisonous insects or reptiles that has markings that lets you know they're crazy. And seriously, that blond woman is actually a guy, right? ...... RIGHT?
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  127. She's probably a nightmare to be around.
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  128. Summary: Ugly Woman: stop dating ugly men! Fat Ugly Woman: Let me show you how disgusting I am Average Pr0n Woman: My parents are proud of me Average Pr0n Woman: waaaah!
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  129. The second woman isn't attractive enough to be that dumb. As proof, you'll note she can't spell "diminishing"
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  130.  @xXRiZzO  She wasn't busted, he was broken from the start.
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  131. Well, she's not wrong about what she's saying, but generally women understand that fairly young in life, which is why your smart friends got married around age 26 so they can have two kids with some time to recover in between.
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  132. This one is killer, Man Talk. Just... awesome.
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