Comments by "ANDROLOMA" (@ANDROLOMA) on "Daily Dose Of Internet" channel.

  1. When you realize the sand castle looks better than the house you paid 30 years of your life to own.
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  2. Mouth full of fur.
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  3.  @STALKER777LK  We have nothing to fur but fur itself.
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  4.  @NightOwlDiary  Probably has more dust in it than my place...
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  5. Then you'll be out of a job. Brilliant strategy.
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  6. Imagine all the tasty dinners adorable scallops can provide. Yum!
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  7. I've owned a couple of cats who enjoyed gnawing on me. They haven't got a whole lot of other ways to express affection. 😺😸
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  8. If glass doesn't scratch, does that mean it doesn't itch?
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  9.  @DexteraManusDei  Toilet repairers and toilet cleaners are two different unions.
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  10. We go the extra mile because we missed the last exit.
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  11. I definitely think it's better to have the door fall from the plane mid-flight than to have the plane fall from the door mid-flight.
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  12. I'd say something daft such as "I've never been to those parks before" if I didn't know better.
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  13. 'Captain, buttcrack spotted at 1:02 degrees off the starboard bow!" "Mr. Sulu, arm the photon torpedoes!"
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  14.  @michaelschweigart3517  They make suppositories for that.
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  15. That "Ohmygod" dude sure gets blamed for lots of mishaps. Every time there's an accident, I hear his name being blamed.
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  16.  @sysrqstoic  Gesundheit!
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  17. Q) What's the most effective way to determine the gender of vegetation? A) Pulls its plants down. Now we know the mystery of the morning wood.
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  18. Oopsie! 🥰🥰 Not married any longer! 😀
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  19. Lords and saviors need to provide more foods.
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  20. Even Stevie Wonder saw that coming.
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  21.  @somerandomguy4240  Dear sir, I propose we delete our entire erroneous discourse into the ethernet of oblivion. I'll start.
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  22. She: "Don't you think I'm interesting?" He: "You should be more into resting."
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  23. I'm still on probation after doing that to my ex-wife's leg.
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  24. Don't handle squirrels. They carry plague. But it is true that everything tastes better with bubonic on it.
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  25. 2:18 How a watermelon has an immature ejaculation.
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  26. Oz is an abbreviation for ounce. I used to sell weed. I know, you don't.
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  27. 3:08 What a Homer sexual.
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  28. Thaiwan.
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  29. your mom
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  30.  @wliaputs  Just like energy?
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  31. Nothing like sycophancy to get a pinned like and heart from DDOI.
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  32. "Theft by finding?" I would counter that possession is nine tenths of the law. It's statistically impossible that peasants are wrong 100% of the time.
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  33. @ Genesis isn't a factual mythology. It's fictional.
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  34. Apparently failure was an option.
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  35. Just needed the seams to be relodged together. Not damaged.
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  36. Maybe it was his mom?
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  37. 0:27 So wings gives you red bulls?
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  38. You should try pizza. It tastes better than the bloods.
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  39. ...so now we know...
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  40.  @TreeFreak  Yeah, I was really young too when it was broadcast.
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  41. Lesson learned: don't believe everything etc.
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  42. This person is definitely not a happy cramper!
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  43. Turtle:1 Human:0
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  44. Both are acceptable.
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  45.  @กัวทัวร์ลง_มงเท่งมง  🙂
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  46. My grandfather found a water moccasin in South Texas back in the 60s while his son and I were fishing. Picked up a tree stump and smashed its head into pieces.
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  47. Plumber can fix this groovy problem.
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  48. The cat was farmin' for Charmin!
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  49. Dude is definitely NOT a happy cramper.
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  50. ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?
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  51. Secret's out, now. You told everybody.
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  52. He went at night so he wouldn't burn up. 🌞
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  53.  @zukoshonor4557  Do you frequently misunderstand silly jokes?
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  54.  @zukoshonor4557  As long as we understand each other, all is well.
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  55.  @bentonrp  At least you and I are both intelligent enough to know about pre-cooked weight. Have a good day, bro.
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  56. 2:32 I'm not an ice hole, you're an ice hole. Ice hole.
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  57. And choke a chicken?
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  58. A bush tried to attack me once, but I pulled down its plants and made my getaway. I think it was an ambush.
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  59. Fluke of nature.
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  60. Don't get aroused.
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  61. His molars are going to hurt in about 20 years.
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  62. If you can't solve the puzzle, the ants are smarter than you are. 🐜🐜
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  63. It must have been real good.
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  64. As a found person, I refuse to go missing.
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  65. And the mystery of morning wood.
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  66. Been there, done that.
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  67. The tag was real. The cop wasn't.
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  68. Aggressive idiot demands attention. FIXED.
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  69. It didn't feel a thing.
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  70. My cat insists on laying on my chest every morning for petting and affection. I'm her Daily Dose of Human. It's funny, being a medication.
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  71. A piano player?
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  72. Good question. Next time, end your question with a question mark.
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  73. Kung Flu.
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  74. Convenient BJs.
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  75.  @diavolo7.2bviews7secondsag8  Bad turtle!
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  76. Wrong color.
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  77. Banana tree won't stfu.
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  78. The driver continued on tirelessly.
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  79. How old are you now, Daily Dose? Happy Dose Day of Birth to ye!
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  80.  @BDGAMING567  Health is more valuable than wealth, and youth should be gloried in, and never scorned. Maybe you'll be a successful YouTuber some day. But don't hope too highly. I'll wish you good luck.
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  81.  @BDGAMING567  I am 62 years old. I used to read a lot and smoke weak cannabis. Now I read a lot and smoke excellent cannabis. These are poor people's hobbies. It's nice to meet you, Niloy. I don't know how to advise you well, since your culture is so alien to mine. If you seek to escape your poverty via hard work and saving money, I warn you that it may take many years. It took me my whole life. But I finally achieved a small measure of freedom. There is no price to pay too high for the privilege of owning yourself. I hope you learn the wisdom of these words.
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  82.  @BDGAMING567  More good advice from me to you, Niloy: beware of whom you trust. Trust as few people as possible. Here in America, the people hate and fear each other. It's an insane asylum here. I stay at home almost always. That's a self-defense tactic for poor people. I wish you well. You future lies before you, and you may prosper. But the odds are against it. People will oppose you, because they want the best for themselves. Good luck to you.
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  83. The way of the day for a gay valet.
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  84. Less crunchy during consumption.
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  85. All hail spidercat. Start hailing...
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  86.  @toaster96  Needs more umbrellas. 🌧☔
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  87. Perhaps the most comforting conclusion to be reached from Daily Dose videos is the solace that the world really isn't ending after all, even if you're personally having another bad day.
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  88. Pronounced as a vowel. I knew the answer. What do I win?
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  89. Hopefully Daily Dose doesn't overdose! 🥳
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  90. "No, this isn't the drive-thru, but thank you, please drive through."
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  91. 0:43 "...I don't know what I'm supposed to do." Pierce the bulge and try to stay dry. Position a trash can underneath to minimize fluid damage. The ceiling's ruined and the deluge is going to happen by this point anyway. The bad news is, black water is sewage, and stinks worse than it looks. Ewww!
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  92. That science experiment needed barricades.
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  93. Then Christ died for the scriptures. Let the scriptures deify their messiah. As a rabbi, Jesus failed to impress his fellow Jews.
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  94.  @mikemcfadden3601  Why would I accept you as any kind of authority when you prove yourself incapable of discerning the difference between a pronoun and a contraction? I learned English skills when I was in junior high. Why didn't you? "Under a curse?" Are you daft? "Time is short." I had maniacs telling me that 50 years ago. They lied then, and you're lying now. You dishonor me and yourself with your dishonesty and assumed knowledge.
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  95.  @mikemcfadden3601  You can't forgive me, because I haven't offended you. Unless you think you're a god or a king, in which case you're too magnificent for me to converse with.
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  96. I blame pain tension. Someone obviously wasn't pain tension again.
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  97. Cake shake and wake.
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  98. He also changed his shirt color.
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  99. 2:15 "Please do not attempt, as this is a professional." There's such a profession as off-road bicycling?
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  100. Instead of the cultural obligation that it is. Agreed.
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  101. Pics or it didn't happen. Especially of barbecued koalas.
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  102. We'll try to do next year better. I promise.
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  103. 1:13 And the gecko can show you a way to get 15% off on your car insurance.
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  104. Porn substitutes love for many lonely old people. Our cultures are hypersaturated with celibacy. Any culture which vilifies healthy instinctual stimulation dooms itself with hatred instead of love. Any culture which witnesses more violence than sex will be more violent than gratified.
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  105. Another case of facial discrimination.
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  106. Or tiktok.
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  107. 0:42 Jesus is taking the escalator to heaven. When he gets there he knows if the stores are all closed he can still get what he came for. Mmm, and it makes me wonder...
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  108. Same with me.
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  109. No one pays enough attention to ever know.
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  110.  @Beastmd  Probabilities are against it. Find another victim to mourn.
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  111. Spiders are the only web developers that want to find bugs in their systems. 🕷🕸
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  112. Read City by Clifford Simak. Smart ants exist, in fiction.
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  113. They approach humans at rest areas outside of Royal Gorge in Colorado. Panhandling for food treats. Humans do it in Denver.
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  114. Would have been more impressive if he'd have shot off into the sky.
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  115.  @matts6551  Ukrainians can haz internetz?
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  116. Wonder who panicked because they didn't know the air show was scheduled?
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  117. No geese were reportedly injured during their attacks on golfers.
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  118. Unmarketable skills. Unless you're Chevy Chase.
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  119. Same paralysis happened to me after excision of a parotid salivary gland. But my frozen face lasted for two months. And I was told by a co-worker how much I resembled a stroke victim too.
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  120. Q.) What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A.) Nothing. You already told her twice.
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  121. Catricorn One.
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  122. Salted, and unsalted. Just like pistachios.
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  123. At least DDol didn't DDos!
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  124. 2:25 is how I've visualized the DDOI narrator through all these videos, although a little less clean shaven.
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  125. It's an inconvertible.
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  126.  @crackedatfortnite2884  r/plop!
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  127. At least the rat gave a rat's ass.
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  128. I have a sister-in-law with a big mouth, that's incapable of closing a majority of the time.
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  129. 1:44 Mmm, chocolate pancake...
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  130. My chiropractor did the same to me, and that didn't warrant a video shoot.
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  131. He was using the newest method of hemorrhoid treatment. Either that, or his bike seat entered into an unknown realm boldly going where no seat has gone before.
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  132. nom nom nomnom
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  133. Thick to ith thomach.
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  134. Hamburglar strikes again!
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  135. I tried the same growth technique on my penis, but it just got wet. 😒
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  136. Coco the kitten refuses to be spied on!
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  137. 1/2" drywall. Should have used 5/8" or 3/4".
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  138.  @xneri772  Such building materials are not conventionally used in residential walls except for foundations. But in construction, anything is possible.
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  139. Color undecided.
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  140. Also very unwise to light fireworks in manholes, because they turn the biogas into one big bomb that goes *boom*.
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  141. Mighty mite.
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  142. The inhuman sheepipede.
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  143. Have a happy death.
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  144. Non-smokable rock.
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  145. "The greatest things in life are to defeat your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear their lamentations because they have no women." 😀
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  146. Chewbacca always gets mistaken for Sasquatch, Yeti never complains. 😀
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  147. This is the happy cat happy poem. To give happy cat a happy home. Our happy cat needs a happy cat habitat. It's a good habit to have a happy habitat. 😺
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  148. When life hands you demons, make demonade.
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  149. Paul Bunyon's climax.
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  150. What's sad is that I don't remember ever greeting my own father that way.
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  151. Beavis assured me that morning wood doesn't burn either.
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  152. Welcome to the reckless assumption club. We all know why you're here.
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  153. There's always drainage culverts.
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  154. Imagine being chicken of a chicken.
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  155. 0:23 Hopefully now homey sees the arrow of his evil ways.
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  156. On your face?
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  157.  @tacompton253  It's fun while you're young, but you'll both grow out of it as a hobby, I assure you. So for now, enjoy your youth.
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  158. Wall of suds.
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  159. Teacher gets psycho and shoots! Oh, the inhumanity!
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  160. Or overeating.
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  161. Will I get a bunch of likes on my comment if I say that heartburn is heartwarming?
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  162. Waaah?
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  163.  @Crosbyte  Sure I remember. However, none of us should be resistant to change. Change can be good.
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  164. Without a brain, it can't register pain.
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  165. Goat busted!
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  166. E R Eddison.
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  167. 0:24 Deep throat hamster is strangely arousing. Is her name Linda Loveface?
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  168. Who, but who, uses little nails to hang a coat rack? Use stout toggle bolts instead.
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  169. 1:58 What the toilet bowl sees during a bowel movement.
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  170. "This... is... my... BOOMSTICK!!" -the owl formerly known as Ash
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  171. Now, while on a different vein...
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  172. Couldn't happen to better, more deserving people. 40% celebrities, 60% politicians.
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  173. Thankfully I don't need a Daily Dose of Epipen!
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  174. If unicorns can fart rainbows, clouds can piss rainbows. It's all part of Nature's plan.
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  175. Have an ice day! 😃
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  176. If that's her hair, why the plastic cap?
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  177. I prayed for his blunt force trauma, but my prayers went unanswered.
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  178. Pity the poorly-paid fool who had to conduct that butt inspection.
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  179. Shouldn't the "Daily Dose of Internet" be updated to "Weekly Dose of Internet?" The doses I keep getting are weekly in occurrence, not daily. My vitamins are daily.
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  180. The Parrot Drone uses a parrotchute to drop in on you and window peep. Then it gives you parrotinitus. Especially the Parrots of the Caribbean. Please beware.
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  181. First law of thermodynamics.
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  182. A tramp trap.
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  183. So that's how the corona virus spread into a pandemic?
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  184. 1:31 Jabba the Catt says, “Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage!”
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  185. I've had the displeasure of meeting people with non-stop tongues before. Some of them sing rap.
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  186. I've seen more ridiculous courtship dances in nightclubs between humans. At least, I think they were humans. I may be wrong.
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  187. The wave of change turns fishermen into swimmermen.
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  188. Dubai, or not dubai. That is the question.
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  189. At a construction site during a safety meeting, one guy asks about the hazard involved when sitting in a porta potty and having the liquid splash up during a dump and discoloring his testicles. Something about "blue balls.." True story, unfortunately.
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  190. ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?
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  191.  @frantisekvrana3902  Analogous to explosion.
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  192. It's about time. It's about space. It's about time to slap your face.
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  193. Plenty more engines where that one came from.
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  194. Variety is the spice.
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  195. Why film your partially paralyzed face?
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  196. Roadkill casserole.
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  197. Sumo? Sue me!
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  198. Toad sammich needs moar ketchup.
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  199. OMG. She had a premature evacuation?
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  200. Did the duckie ever catch all those yuppies?
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  201. Janet Rhino scratching its crotch is about as visually appealing as Janet Reno doing a strip tease.
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  202. 1:18 Keep your friends close, and your anemones closer.
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  203. Cool. Stand up for your rights.
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  204. Easier just to move and leave no forwarding address.
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  205.  @ImogenShade  Teach them what? It never bothers me when they gnaw. Remember, I'm a male with much tougher arms than a woman or a cat. I lift weights, and my arms are hard.
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  206. Rainbow Rising, by Rainbow.
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  207. The police are never your friends, and are not amused by frivolity.
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  208. She's old enough and wise enough to know that her impending mortality might be better than what she experiences now. She could be attacked by an elephant on safari, for example.
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  209. 0:29 Nature's corn dogs don't taste like corn dogs.
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  210. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
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  211. No jury in the world...
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  212. With the grain, not against...
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  213. Did the Chinese build a Palace of Versailles too? And line the street to the Arch De Triumph with trees, so that German soldiers can march in the shade?
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  214. Ooh, angry banker should have stepped aside instead of getting pushy. The fall of the banker class.
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  215. Thermochromic psychedelic. Good enough for a sea lion to sneeze on.
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  216. In Chinese waterparks, social distancing is never an option. But beware the underwater yellow rivers.
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  217. Secretarial spread.
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  218. Man, we were doing that silly cloud machine trick in elementary school sixty years ago.
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  219. Her accent isn't fike?
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  220. 0:38 Illustrates the importance of distinguishing between a contraction and a possessive pronoun.
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  221. puffer puffer pass
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  222. Every dog has its day.
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  223. Sexy legs.
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  224. Her urinary tract got misdirected to her tear ducts.
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  225. No tamilan, no cilantro.
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  226. How to take a 40 ton dump.
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  227. 2:15 How the Earth created itself before God was born.
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  228. Maybe the dog was a mass murderer, and was sentenced to be hung? Won't anyone think of all those masses murdered?
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  229. SpongeBob likes crabby patties too.
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  230. Now to get a mind with a car of its own.
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  231. Pancake dog has never met bacon cat.
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  232. Wooly meatball needs more wool and less meat.
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  233. I looked at both signs, and heard Green Storm and Brain Needle. Now there's a Needle Storm in my Green Brain.
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  234. I can relate, having pushed various bizarre masses out of my body at times. Various bricks, theories, ideas...
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  235. In many videos, the sliding car impacts with the innocent bystander.
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  236. Back in the mid-70s, a skydiver in Colorado landed in the midst of some bikers, and was beaten to death. Before the internet was born.
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  237. Zion National Park path is Zion's fiction.
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  238. Needs a powerup, stat!
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  239. How to catch unique eyes: unique up on them.
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  240. Your GenX is showing.
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  241. 2:23 looks like a costume for a female body part that YouTube's too shy to allow me to name in print. That's because YouTube is 100% anatomically inaccurate.
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  242. Dr. Killdeer?
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  243.  @TreeFreak  Not old enough to get the jest, huh?
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  244. Ended it great, with an ice spray.
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  245.  @ChrisTopheRaz  Keep up the good work, bro.
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  246. 2:16 The spraying copy machine scared the poor monk who tried using it.
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  247. "Somehow, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto."
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  248. 2:30 Ice spray plume at the finish was quite apropos. Well done.
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  249. 1:57 I can do that too; it's just that I don't want to.
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  250. I used to bowl with the same amount of force underhanded. Haven't bowled in decades.
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  251. I noticed that long ago. I think this developer should be changing the name of his show.
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  252. Society will never end, because it's been prophesied as ending soon for far too long.
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  253. One drawback to watching daily dose of internet all year long is that comes time for the year-in-review yearly dose of internet are videos I've seen before.
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  254. Professional burners.
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  255. Nice to see this year go. May we have better luck with the next one.
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  256. Hot beans, warmed by nuclear fusion. But it smells ghastly.
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  257. I remember when Beavis got his buns burned and had to go to the emergency department. Butt flambé.
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  258. Mrs. Plastic Fantastic.
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  259. That's no hawk. That's a Chicken.
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  260. 1:49 what my girlfriends are supposed to look like. 2:25 what my girlfriends end up looking like. ☹
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  261. Who won the race, the fish or the kid?
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  262. Does arachnophobia include fear of barking spiders?
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  263.  @spectre8588  I recommend you Google the term "barking spider." They're silent but deadly. 😆
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  264. LOOK OUT BELOW!
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  265. Now, that's a true creepy pasta.
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  266. Your delicate nature has been duly accomodated.
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  267. Not to be confused with feather dusters.
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  268. The nerf mini-gun is incredible. No nerfs were injured in the making of this video.
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  269. It'd be better if she wasn't 68 years old.
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  270. No internets were harmed in the filming of these fails.
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  271. Over-para-population. Remember to spay and neuter your humans.
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  272. Moose on the loose could use a goose on his caboose.
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  273. My cats are defective from the factory, but the manufacturer hasn't issued a recall yet.
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  274. "Don't taze me, bro-ette!"
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  275. 0:40 Porch pirants strike again. Yo ho ho and stuff.
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  276. A caterpillar of society. 🐛
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  277. Oh! The huge manatee!
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  278. Wave against the machine.
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  279. Where do I buy one of those cool chickens?
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  280. Is it true they make Orangina out of old, unused, recycled humans?
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  281. Not the preferred way to get a facial.
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  282. A monster.
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  283. Not me.
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  284. Wait until you see what you hear the next five years.
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  285.  @strife2746  Won't work in the rain. ⛈
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  286. Herds sheep too.
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  287. 0:40 It's a sad realization indeed when you learn she'll screw the pooch before she gives you the time of day.
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  288. Better coconuts than astronuts.
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  289. Homeless people never give me money, so quid pro quo.
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  290. America has only sane waterparks?
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  291. All we are saying is give bees a chance. 🐝🐝🐝🐝
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  292. Hamster the Ripper.
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  293. The only way that tree fell was apart. But nice to see no one gets hurt in Daily Dose videos.
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  294. One small step for Man, one giant leap for Mankind.
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  295. They teach physics in high school? I know I've been out of high school about 50 years now, but did things change that much since then?
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  296.  @ivoryphoenix7  Yup, I never doubted for a minute I went to a real crappy high school. Brighton High in Brighton, Colorado. Class of 1977.
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  297. Stone Boat reaches ramming speed as it rocks your world. Then floats your boat.
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  298. I came buckets.
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  299. 2:34 Urkel needs a chiropractor, stat!
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  300. This is YOUR Daily Dose of irate delivery driver.
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  301. 1:28 The wind blows free. How much do you charge?
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  302. Police: "Alright, kitten! Come out with your paws up!" Kitten: "But... I'm unarmed!"
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  303. Whales consider kayakers overly calorific.
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  304. The voice is British. Brits don't know how to speak English. 😀
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  305. 2:15 the gymbro has an outstanding balance. I do too, but the collection agency assures me that my outstanding balance means I owe them money.
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  306. Flasher monkey needs to put his pants on.
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  307. Friends, Romans, countrymen! Bend me your ears!
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  308. I found a weird sea creature its skin was just like glass. And if you don't believe me you can kiss my ass.
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  309. My paper clips all seem dumb.
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  310. Anyone who uses a common noun to name their deity of choice proves they don't understand gods. What's so frustrating is that they think they do understand their gods, despite not having read the books those gods didn't write.
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  311.  @maanmallak8953  ALLAH ٱللَّٰه noun: Supreme deity of Islam, distinguished from the deities of other Abrahamic tribal theisms. His worshippers request praise to be upon him, since he doesn't seem to take constructive criticism very well. 🤣
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  312. The truth is all gods are lies. If they were true gods, those gods would show up and help humans. But they don't, because they don't exist. If gods can't manifest tangibility, they're irrelevant. And not waiting to do nasty things to your soul because you didn't obey. Souls aren't real either. That's the truth.
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  313. But to call any god God indicates an arrogance of quaint and anticipated intolerance from tribal monotheists that their god and its dictates are the only ones demonstrating credibility. A mentally fabricated sentience which uses a common noun devised by humans indicates a distinct lack of personality. Humans create deities after their own image, and command obedience to doctrines rather than humanity.
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  314.  @maanmallak8953  Please don't suicide bomb me, thank you.
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  315. 2:13 Sharp guy, never dull, quick to the point, and a cut above the rest, no matter how you slice it.
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  316. Guess how fat he'll be in 10 short years!
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  317.  @aa_th_ees2808  Cringe is overfed physiques.
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  318. 🌽🌽
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  319. Sharp guy, never dull, quick to the point, and a cut above the rest, no matter how you slice it.
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  320. If cops were honest, they wouldn't mind being filmed.
    1
  321. You interrupted their orgy. Not cool.
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  322. I always imagined it was the sight a male human sees when he takes the female human in coitus with her bent over. Sometimes the sizes of those ass hearts get very huge.
    1
  323. So was Britney Spears.
    1
  324. All of them.
    1
  325. "E.T. phone home now, El-i-ot?"
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  326. "What a fluid druid!"
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  327. They stuck ads in the middle! ADS!
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  328. Do we smell bad?
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  329. Plenty more where they came from. Sadly.
    1
  330. Stop using it as deodorant.
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  331. Instant karma's gonna get you, gonna knock you off your feet. Better pick your shoes up higher, or you'll fall on the street.
    1
  332. When the average tornado attacks the average high school, it leaves more average survivors than the average school shooter does.
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  333. And smells like hell.
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  334. "Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere will not hate it" -F. Pohl
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  335. Looks like Vlad Putin. Or Vlad the Impaler.
    1
  336. Later that day at trial, the judge denied the bird bond due to the prosecution's objection that the suspect may pose a flight risk.
    1
  337. Hulk smash puny balance!
    1
  338. Oily bird gets the worm.
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  339. Grumpy Cat, meet Ecstatic Dog! Must have been smoking too much reefer or something.
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  340. Mosh pit.
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  341. The owly bird gets the worm.
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  342. Kiwis are the cool.
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  343. Candle tastes better than it smells. Try it.
    1
  344. We asked for a two ton rhino, not a two tone rhino!
    1
  345. To learn more about Chewbacca, consult Wookiepedia.
    1
  346. Problem is, you must continually touch the rock.
    1
  347. Never again.
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  348. Where do you keep your naked guys?
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  349.  @leunamreyo3663  Agreed.
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  350. I live in a technologically advanced nation called the United States of America, where toilet seats were invented to contain incidents of toilet flush plume.
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  351. Couldn't happen to a nicer corporation.
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  352.  @samsonsoturian6013  👈 Pull my finger. 😁
    1
  353. Why did the hedgehog cross the road? It was tired of eating crow.
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  354. no
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  355. Repeat until memorized.
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  356. Man seal/lip music/leaf diving/book joke/friction burn/voting qualifiers/faux celebrity celebration/drunken squirrel/squealing swine/pigskin magnets/belligerently disabled/cat mop/off-road biking/rolling clouds... all in the short space of two minutes and thirty one seconds.
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  357. My wife's Orangina broke from too much shaking and rocking back and forth. So we bought her a new one after the repair shop told us it couldn't be fixed. Had a huge crack running through the entire length of it.
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  358. If a bear wears shoes and socks he still has bear feet.
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  359. 0:54 This mishap was due to pain tension. The guy obviously wasn't pain tension.
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  360. Car wouldn't fart if you stopped taking it through the Taco Bell drive thru. 0:28 wow, a dog flipped the bird!
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  361. Top Bug?
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  362. NOTICE: Management will no longer be responsible for processing reports of UFO abductions, werewolf maulings, creepy Yeti hugs, jackalope sightings, vampire romances, unsolicited Bigfoot pics, unicorn stabbings, pixie glitter, chupacabra bites, wendigo atrocities, average sized centaurs, sticky vortexes, or broken leprechauns.
    1
  363. Slow day at the daily dose office.
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  364. "Both the cheating traps and kitten traps are working at 100% efficiency, boss."
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  365. Why would I watch a DDOI year in review video when I've been watching these videos weekly all year long?
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  366. Most humans are incapable of that degree of empathy.
    1
  367. I thought my glasses went haywire while I was wearing them!
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  368. Tell him to keep it in his pants. Some of us don't swing that way.
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  369. He trolled the rolls. FLAME WAR!
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  370. Covers hair loss.
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  371.  @benedettobruno1669  Never been an American student, have you? I spent 17 years being one. My years of experience are worse than your lack of experience? If you had experience, you wouldn't have asked.
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  372.  @benedettobruno1669  How old are emojis, who have lost all their hair?
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  373. No pool like an old pool.
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  374. Daily doze of internets.
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  375.  Sky  What's a "podcast?"
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  376. Denver is lamer than lame. 😑
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  377. Arnold Uglinegger.
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  378. Real drive-thru dining.
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  379. Don't worry, no cellphones were injured in the making of this video.
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  380. Witness what billions of tax dollars went for: an overpriced icebreaker.
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  381. Lactated from only the best of nipply teats.
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  382. Crab was heard to demand sand dollars as ransom payment, or the jellyfish is going to be sorry.
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  383. Pizza the Hutt loves eating yummy socks.
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  384.  Sherri T[A]P Me!! To Have [S]EX With Me  Didn't I see you on a street corner with sores on your mouth?
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  385. Kanye West. He's gay for them.
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  386. The cartwheel developed a flat. A fat flat.
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  387. Isn't the kid a little Thai?
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  388. 0:49 If she was a young boy, she'd be more worried about where that priest puts his hands.
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  389. Imagine the mess that meal makes when it comes out the other end.
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  390. No one knows. Please stop asking.
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  391. Don't wake sleep walkers. Don't wake sleep workers. Just hit them with buckets of cold water.
    1
  392. As water is a gas?
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  393. 0:03 Dante's last circle of Hell. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
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  394. 1:19 A better escape for the bird would be if it used a parrotchute.
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  395. "The power of Christ compels you!" Quick, get more holy water!
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  396. They couldn't push?
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  397. I admit to being impressed.
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  398. The filter does make his head appear as if it needs a diet.
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  399. He haz a sad. 🙁
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  400. Forgive me Father, for I have spinned.
    1
  401. Even the greatest pizza delivery guy will never be anything more than a pizza delivery guy.
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  402. 1:22 We have nothing to sphere but sphere itself.
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  403. Dehydrated water tastes better than deep fried water. Less calories.
    1
  404. Jesus Theory classes are in the annex.
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  405. And each and every one would eventually admit their dirty deeds done dirt cheap being exercises in futility.
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  406. 0:18 you can have your cake and eat it too.
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  407. Lower birth rates.
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  408. She gave no warning about how clumsy she is.
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  409. Independent AI does not respond to police commands. Good AI.
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  410. Daily Dose of Bank Deposits.
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  411. Did no one think to ask the deer if it was alright and not hurt?
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  412. Lend me your ear?
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  413. Is it safe to say THE EAGLE HAS LANDED?
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  414. It's a hermit with crabs.
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  415. And the swan looked like, quacked like, and walked like a duck.
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  416. I went to the liquor store to cash a reality check once. They threw me out.
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  417. 26K likes in three days? I am the jealous. 😠
    1
  418. Only one true flag of freedom: 🏴‍☠
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  419. Real or fake? Neither one.
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  420. Eagles talk about lords?
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  421. 2:52 The Human Race.
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  422. In my country simulation of a medical mandate isn't a crime. Freedom is preferable to slavery.
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  423. Have an ice day! 😀
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  424. The eagle has not landed.
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  425. “I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.” -Hawking
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  426. The Termitish Empire will now send out dissidents to colonize the known world.
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  427. Just sliding down an ice hole, you ice holes!
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  428. Open toed sandals on the escalator left a disgusting mess someone had to clean before they reopened the escalator.
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  429. I dunno... that hockey player was rather talented.
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  430. No bunny knows the troubles he's seen.
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  431. Sea lion says "I am the walrus!" Please discard if seal is discovered broken.
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  432. Chiropractic helped me a lot with spinal column and cervical misalignment. As a medical practice, it has its uses.
    1
  433. Mario's moustache is contagious?
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  434. Lava eats virgins, so the car must have been virgin. Or incel.
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  435.  @acornflake5074  Meh...
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  436. Lamest DDOI yet. Sorry
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  437. I don't know about cooking tornadoes, but I've fried up a few cyclones in my time.
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  438. 🦙🦙💦💦🐴🐴
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  439. Spiders fear barking spiders, because their bark is worse than their bite.
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  440. The ones who can't run save those who can. Survival of the fastest.
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  441. Face masks make the face mites suffocate. Who will mourn the poor, suffocated face mites?
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  442. 0:22 Cat has a bad allergy to humans.
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  443. Did Elvis Presley find himself forced to issue a quick disclaimer when he sang about his hunka hunka burning love?
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  444. No animals were harmed in the making of this video. Various humans were wounded, however.
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  445. Today's lesson in our Daily Dose of Internet will consist of memorizing how two objects composed of matter cannot coexist in the same place at the same time.
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  446. I thought it belched.
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  447. Flush twice. It's a long way to Perth.
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  448. Toxic tattoo to you?
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  449. Should have stuck the chainsaw where security would be afraid to investigate.
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  450. All we are saying is give bees a chance.
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  451. Dude does have that kind of Bryan Kohberger look.
    1
  452. How much is 100% loss of 0%?
    1
  453. The brown smear on the back of his T-shirt explains what he used instead of TP.
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  454. Torturing poor little birds with halitosis? Oh, the inhumanity!
    1
  455. Cop had enough arrogance to fill a high school.
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  456. The nicest thing about never having had a good job is that I never got fired from a good job.
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  457. Buddha cat says renounce your possessions to achieve Nirvana.
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  458. 0:58 It takes all kinds of people to make a world. Some kinds we could do without.
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  459. She was a good gull until she flipped the bird.
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  460. Is it hating to wonder why daily doses materialize weekly?
    1
  461. Mary had a little lamb. A lobster and some prunes. A glass of milk, a piece of pie. And then some macaroons. It made dieticians cringe To see Mary consume so. And when they took her away that day Her face was white as snow.
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  462. No one cares about the suffering of toys, and you shouldn't either. I assure you, toys don't feel a thing.
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  463.  @nicholask.5185  Clearly you ignored the physical fact that toys don't process pain sensations.
    1
  464. Did you never have a big brother?
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  465.  @tomasnacelnikbramborovehol1719  I never had a big brother either, by being the eldest.
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  466. Most people sound more coherent and make more sense when sound doesn't emit from their mouth.
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  467. A mind is a terrible thing to blow.
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  468. The substance used to smear the camera lens didn't work either.
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  469. Previously, on the walking bread
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  470. The water trapped in the rock is holy water if Jesus peed it out when he walked with the dinosaurs.
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  471. I've talked to my friends, and we've all taken a collection of bodily fluids to benefit the lady's pilfered hat.
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  472. Yes.
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  473. Free wifi. At first, I thought it read "Free wifie."
    1
  474. Undt der shpitzen und shparken ist kaput!
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  475. Both shoulders must meet the mat for a three count.
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  476. 0:32 Google located Harry Potter, but it can't find Brian Peppers?
    1
  477. 100 years ago, the times were known as the Roaring Twenties. 100 years from now, these times will be known as the Boring Twenties.
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  478. I think the costume is a female body part that YouTube won't allow me to accurately identify, because they be so bashful. But I'm not baked enough to tell.
    1
  479. "Dobby is eating Master Harry Potter's bones!"
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  480. How a funky human does the funky chicken.
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  481. Which is it, a customer or an employee?
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  482. "Kids," lol.
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  483.  @chrome1018  Or a topless dancer.
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  484. Everything is heresy to heresy hunters.
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  485. 1:05 I refuse to drink liquid cat.
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  486. Do not ingest Real Life Gummy Worm for its CBD content. Its warning label must have fell off again.
    1
  487. Must have failed her last eye exam.
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  488. As long as they're in the mist.
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  489. The day where innocent by-sitters were targets of Earth's explosive diarrhea.
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  490. Proposal interruptus.
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  491. I saw a kisser's lips turn color. But seriously, the kitten video was cooler.
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  492. He might have been one of the lost boys with his pic on milk cartons.
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  493. Dog snot on the sheets. Double eww.
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  494. I bend fluids when I pee, and I can bifurcate streams at the same time. But no one wants to film me doing it.
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  495. Not the first huge ice hole I've ever seen. I've met lots of them over the years.
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  496. Gunpowder.
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  497.  @4evrnick  But their ancestors were. Weren't your ancestors around 1100 years ago?
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  498. Bicyclists and deer account for 100% of the broken glass in this one video alone. There has never been a recorded instance in history of a sea angel breaking glass windows. Draw your own inferences.
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  499. Now junkies can find their collapsed veins easier when injecting. What other problems can modern technology solve?
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  500. Rich enough to deserve exploitation. Poor folk can't afford it.
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  501. Doesn't daily dose of internet happen more like weekly instead of daily?
    1
  502. I hammer nails like lightening. I never strike twice in the same place. 🔨
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  503. Aunt Esther told me that fish-eyed fool was Fred.
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  504. Mr. Security needs a big hug, and got epic fail instead.
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  505. "Not crush me, human!"
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  506. 30 years from now she'll be another old lady. Time does things like that to beauty.
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  507. They're tasty treats no one should be without.
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  508. 0:32 He's demanding money? I never carry money, only plastic. This is the 21st century, isn't it?
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  509. Ruder than rude wake up call. She probably deserved it.
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  510. Has flexi-cat met rap cat?
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  511. 2:27 What kind of profession is cliff diving?
    1
  512. Now she gets seven years of bad luck.
    1
  513. And yet will still prove unable to view the face of God.
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  514. Out of the million down loaded?
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  515. The only absolute truth is that there is no absolute truth. Such a knowledge is self-contradictory and as a result disproves reality as we know it.
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  516. 1:00 So Red Bull really does give you wings?
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  517. Must have used dehydrated water.
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  518. Did the crab win the fight?
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  519. Ramen snail shells by the sea shore makes sand snore.
    1
  520. This video gave me multiple sarcasms.
    1
  521. World's not flat today. Sorry.
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  522.  @Dawkwing_Phoenix  I've been to Red Rocks and seen a few concerts. Red Rocks looks like Greek ruins?
    1
  523. Mr. Boat will get you next time, Sir Swimmer.
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  524. The customer didn't grow brave until the driver started off. How uncowardly?
    1
  525. That's more of a cubed head. Gumby used to have problems with blockheads. But I never could figure what shape Gumby's head was.
    1
  526. Cop told Spiderman to get down. So Spidey did what he was told, and was getting down.
    1
  527. Gandalf: "You shall not pass!" 🧙‍♂️
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  528. Tsuselfie.
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  529. See Kyle.
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  530. Daily Dopes of Internet.
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  531. Agent Starlink? And Hannibal Lecter?
    1
  532. Here in America, the trash trucks make noise, not music. Just like Taylor Swift. 😂
    1
  533. And useless.
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  534. I must go to Canadia, since it can't come to me.
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  535. The Lemon of Many Chambers. Chamberella.
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  536. Spiderboy has a cheese whiz web shooter?
    1
  537. Imagine the rhino mistaking your thigh for a log.
    1
  538. Hopefully these people haven't reproduced.
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  539. They look giant on the outside. Inside, a claustrophobic's worst nightmare.
    1
  540. How about Gilligan's Island?
    1
  541. Mr. Mackey's diarrhea: "Oh, this is bad, m'kay?"
    1
  542. Why do the teachers look like convicts?
    1
  543. Another lousy year relegated to past history.
    1
  544. When brick walls are thirsty, I water them with my handy dandy fire hose. Then I get cited for public urination.
    1
  545. That cat says, "Talk to the paw!"
    1
  546. And now in a dog.
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  547. At least the chimp didn't fling feces for a tip.
    1
  548. Bosley's new procedure "Pull the Bald Away!"
    1
  549. 2:44 Gremlin kitty not only has low self-esteem but also a problem picking up puss. 😀
    1
  550. The Catholic nun proves to the thieves that they'll never be Ladder Day Saints. ✝
    1
  551. I have a mallet, knife, and potato. And unless I grow a destructive urge, never shall the three combine.
    1
  552. Moo!
    1
  553. I used to get my steel wool from shaving steel sheep. By the light of lamb posts.
    1
  554. More failed prophecies from the religion of vague, implied threats.
    1
  555. They could put their heads together and make an ass of themselves.
    1
  556. All they are saying is give bees a chance.
    1
  557. Tiny dog blower.
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  558. Won't anyone think of the poor, suffering ducklings!? 🦆
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  559. Dork magic...
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  560. 0:36 All he is saying is give bees a chance. 🐝
    1
  561. NPC = Not Particularly Cognizant.
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  562. 0:45 The guy finger bangs a big eyed bunny. Let us mourn.
    1
  563. Did the dolphin slam into the surfer on porpoise?
    1
  564. Sucking up to sexy females produces reactions contrary to what you're attempting.
    1
  565. Tats are so cringe.
    1
  566. You may go strolling through a bread paradise, but it's no cake walk.
    1
  567. This is Daily Dose of Internet, not a Sunni Pray station.
    1
  568. Exact location information is going to cost too. Unless it's on Google.
    1
  569. Lacks testicular fortitude.
    1
  570. How many WW2s did Portugal have anyway?
    1
  571. I loled.
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  572. Qarl.
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  573. Crush: I love TRANS 😍 Me:
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  574. I hammer nails like lightning. I never strike twice in the same place.
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  575. They call the stuntman "Dusty."
    1
  576. This daily dose is a bit more lackluster than usual.
    1
  577. 0:40 How to turn an 18 wheeler into a 10 wheeler.
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  578. Counter-protesters weren't bright enough to realize they were being tricked?
    1
  579. Kudos to the rooster for going above and beyond the call he made doing his duty.
    1
  580. That cat wasn't a horse's ass, but sure rode one for a brief minute.
    1
  581. Don't like working at home?
    1
  582.  @noradragonheart1825  I'm retired at home, thank the gods.
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  583. Dubai, or not dubai. That is the question.
    1
  584. This daily dose dosed me this day.
    1
  585. 🐟🐟🐠🐠🐬🐬🐳🐳🦈🦈🐋🐋🦑🦑🐙🐙🐡🐡
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  586. I proposed Weekly Dose based on his frequency of appearances. But did he listen? No one ever listens. 😒
    1
  587.  @MooToolsisMe  Thank you, Mr. Bro.
    1
  588. Your wife said the exact same thing about you. 🤣
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  589. Planned obsolescence by clothes manufacturers mean we'll never see self-healing fabrics for consumer purchases.
    1
  590. Until it died.
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  591. Daily dip of McDonalds wet.
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  592. Busybody prank mask. How appropriate.
    1
  593. Those facial exercises are strangely arousing. Reminds me of some dates I've had.
    1
  594. Another kid involved in a family shooting. Film at 11.
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  595. ADD.
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  596. 0:59 There's such a thing as professional nighttime bicyclists? That's a profession?
    1
  597. For three weeks.
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  598. I'm not sure about whales working for the government, but there's lots of fat women who do.
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  599. I use the biological process of photosynthesis when I grow my award-winning hybrid cannabis strains that most cannabis connoisseurs would salivate quite prolifically over. Homegrown FTW!
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  600. When Jesus walked on water they called it a miracle. But it might have been hard water.
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  601. 5:12 No excavators were injured in the making of this video.
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  602. Now he can get a job at his dad's company as his boss's boss.
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  603. Barley, or barely?
    1
  604. Giant bearded clams, yeah.
    1
  605. Tattoos impact the immune systems of humans.
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  606. Mask mandates are lifting. Continue to social distance by using virtual hugs.
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  607. Manakin Moonwalker?
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  608. I don't know about plants that make music, but my pants can blow a few tunes.
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  609. The best medical predictions available to human modern medical science predict that he will probably die in the future some day.
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  610. Q) What kind of cat do you think this is? A) A polecat! Get it out of the house, NOW!
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  611. As we digest, so shall we excrete. 😁
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  612. Looked like a chrome plastic Corvette.
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  613. Salvia?
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  614.  @Joyexer  👍
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  615. I had to learn about eggs from microwaves the hard way. Ouch!
    1
  616. If a tree falls down in a bonsai forest, does it make a sound?
    1
  617. Why deep throat ice cubes?
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  618.  @sprite8344  Would YOU work for him?
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  619. Guatemalans didn't sacrifice enough virgins to the volcano, and have to import more to boost their supply.
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  620. Only two Monkees left. When they die, they go back to hoomanity.
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  621. You've never seen electricity strolling along wires before?
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  622. Will he turn into Hulk now?
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  623. Silly genius, tricks are for kids.
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  624. The inhuman sheepipede.
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  625.  @nullfiiez  Run to where? If apocalypse is coming, best to sit and watch in on TV.
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  626. Professionals. Do not attempt skydiving with your pants connected to planes.
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  627. Turtles just don't seem to spread well on toast.
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  628. I quit smoking cold turkey. Lighting the drumsticks was impossible.
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  629. Do bearded vultures eat bearded clams?
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  630. Boomer rocks instead of boomerangs.
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  631. Why don't we do it in the road? No one will be watching us...
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  632. Daily dose of cow heart for Captain Beefheart.
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  633.  thehoodwafflehouse  Who?
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  634. Ran and hid.
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  635. Leonardo, or Donatello?
    1
  636. And the Lord spake unto Moses, and said: "Smite thee the breathing rocks, so that water may issue forth, and quench the thirsting people of Israel."
    1
  637. What were the turkeys talking about? Um, they were talking turkey.
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  638. Something a little different.
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  639. Coprophage against the Machine.
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  640. Sword coin is too cool! 👌
    1
  641. How they could tell the sex of the flora is by pulling down its plants.
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  642. Wild talent.
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  643. 6:08 No horses were damaged during the filming of this video.
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  644. "That's no moon. That's a spaced Asian!"
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  645. I've seen dogs chase ass, but never an ass chase a dog.
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  646. Would you as a cowboy?
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  647. Hope he likes the lick of that.
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  648. Eww, shrimp snot?
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  649. Club dancing spider says get your own partner.
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  650. The hunchshark of Notre Dame.
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  651. No fooling?
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  652. Gabby Potato.
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  653. Finders keepers. Possession is nine tenths of the law.
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  654. The fire suppression system disagreed with the open flame's attempt to heat up the ambience.
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  655. Milk bones.
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  656. Is it hating to wonder why daily doses materialize weekly?
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  657. 0:34 Seems everyone on the planet gets their daily dose of cell phone addiction.
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  658. This video taught me well why I never want to do this as a career.
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  659. At every mirror.
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  660. 3:20 Is it hating to wonder why daily doses materialize weekly? Don't be hypersensitive. There's enough sissies in the world.
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  661. Excellent opportunity to teach oneself drywall repair. It's not as hard as you might imagine. Or you can hire a Mexican.
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  662. No pigeons were injured during the mouth-feeding experience.
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  663. Impotent protest person.
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  664. Support the rights of trolls to express opinions!
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  665. AMATEUR CLIMBER: Do NOT attempt this at home.
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  666. Owl naturale.
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  667. If a bear wears shoes and socks he still has bear feet.
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  668. Or how dizzy?
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  669. I've never understood the impulse of wanting ink to stain your skin.
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  670. You can't convince me that's the worst thing she's ever had sprayed on her face.
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  671. It's better to have weed and no day than it is to have a day with no weed. 😀
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  672. You bastards!
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  673. Q) What's the most effective way to determine the gender of vegetation? A) Pulls its plants down.
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  674. Didn't I see Goat Guy on that movie Tokyo Gore Police?
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  675. 1:03 Please don't throw away used bears. Recycle them instead.
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  676. koo koo gajoob
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  677.  @rexman971  Can't disagree.
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  678.  @Deadbeatcow  IT WAS A JOKE! Ha ha?
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  679.  @altide8784  20 years in the future, I'll be 82 and incapable of caring any longer. Better the human race than the rat race.
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  680.  @handikappad  Nobody wants to see dirty toilets. So they pay people who don't have money to make dirty toilets clean. See how that works?
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  681. The blood of the lamb taketh away the sins of the world. So don't let your lambs bleed, since sin is one of the few things that make life so much fun.
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  682. Flippin' the bird.
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  683. Zing!
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  684. I overdosed on my daily dose of internet. May I borrow some Naloxone?
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  685. Special magnetic tires use static cling to adhere to brick.
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  686. If you fear dying you're already dead.
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  687.  @sleepless9957  I stole that phrase from a One Day as a Lion song. Sounded rather nifty at the time.
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  688. So do I.
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  689. 👈pull my finger
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  690. Was it a work horse, a hobby horse, or a horse with no name? A horse is a horse of course and no one can talk to a horse. That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.
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  691. The cry of the flush valve. 🚽
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  692. A magistrate almost recognized me once, but I got out of that due to the sheer fatigue she must have underwent by processing so many defendants.
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  693. Well, of course they loosened it for her.
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  694. More racoons in this video than most of your others.
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  695. Intelligence is like underwear: great to have, but no need to show it off.
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  696. Wake sleepwalkers with a bucket of water in the face. It may not be best for them, but should provide a few quick laughs for anyone else.
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  697. Only Christians think suns orbit Earths.
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  698. 'Cause rocks don't float their boat.
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  699. 1:28 To be, or yacht to be...
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  700. Hopefully now that archer sees the arrow of his ways.
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  701. If piloting was easy women and children would do it.
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  702. Then the dog what?
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  703. 0:53 Upset concrete guy crossed a taped off barrier in order to get his daily dose of frustration.
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  704. Lava diverted its path so it won't offend patriots.
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  705. The deli cat is delicate. 🐱
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  706. Now the phrase Ecce Homo warns against going to certain parts of town. 😧
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  707. Bangladeshi Beggary? Get a cardboard sign the way Americans do. Will work for video likes. God bless.
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  708.  @BDGAMING567  I'm no better. That's how I started out. And in the end, I raised myself to one step above the poverty level I was born into. Keep your expectations low.
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  709.  @BDGAMING567  It is very nice of you to call me "brother." Thank you. I am retired from work, and I live in Colorado, USA.
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  710.  @BDGAMING567  How may I offer you employment, when I have been nothing more than a poor worker myself all my life? The only money I get is from social security and pensions. You live in Bangladesh, which is exactly all the way across the world from me. I would suggest you to forget America, even though you know English well. Might I suggest a job at your local consulate as a translator? I don't know how to advise you well, but I do wish you good fortune. But I don't own a business and I worked for the federal government of the US for many years. I can't help you as much as I'd like to.
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  711. I'm never using that car wash again!
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  712. When Gumby does it no one seems impressed.
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  713. Has that arm and the human connected to it ever done a day of hard work in their lives? The flesh ripples because it's undeveloped and soft.
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  714. Should have fist bumped the kid in his face.
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  715. 😑
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  716. It was said the driver of the vehicle that lost the wheel continued on... tirelessly. 😀
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  717. Can't call them human burritos unless they're smothered in green chili.
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  718. No refunds or exchanges of used octopi without a sales receipt.
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  719. Shouldn't scratch it if it doesn't itch.
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  720. Slick currency trick.
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  721. Now to hybridize glow rocks with pop rocks for some fun fourth of July celebrations.
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  722. Do you think he got the point?
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  723. Daily overdose of emojis.
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  724. This is YOUR Daily Dose of High Visibility Safety Apparel.
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  725. Phones lie during the selfies too. Beware dishonest communications.
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  726. Whack-a-tourist jets.
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  727. Giraffe Mutant Turtle and Caterpillar Chick approve of this message.
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  728. "Owl faceplant myself now, until the anesthetic wears off..."
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  729. Beware. Cops bite, and may have rabies.
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  730. I suspect those sneaky goats are faking.
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  731. That's the worst saw I ever seen, and the worst scene I ever saw!
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  732. Giraffic Park...
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  733. Now that the wisdom teeth are gone, you'll never wisdom again.
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  734. On the beach and in the sea, animals don't leave trash; people do. Please behave like animals.
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  735. Too bad, no millionaire for her.
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  736.  @superluigi8539  Not me. I laughed at her dreams of wealth.
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  737. Bet your soul on it?
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  738. 0:41 How the puppy counts pedestrians.
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  739.  @tigergallant  Too bad the humor was beneath you.
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  740.  @kalibuskristof2174  At least I had shelter from the storm until the end. Then I willed it to my heirs. So they can have shelter from the storm until the end.
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  741. Better an unarmed driver than a unlegged walker.
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  742. Frozen dogs. Yeah we had to the same standing in formation during boot camp.
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  743. 51?
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  744.  @mangekyosharingan9769  I thank you.
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  745.  @mangekyosharingan9769  At the end of Bonanza episodes the captions read "An NBC special presentation." So I base my answer upon that precedent.
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  746. Zion National Park path is Zion's fiction.
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  747. Later that day at trial, the judge denied the bird bond due to the prosecution's objection that the suspect may pose a flight risk.
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  748. Humans are winning the human/tiger/deer war.
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  749. I saw that episode of Beavis and Butt-head. That's not crude oil, that's raw sewage.
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  750. The Parrot Drone uses a parrotchute to drop in on you and window peep. Then it gives you parrotinitus. Especially the Parrots of the Caribbean. Please beware.
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  751. Cat vending machine takes coins and dispenses turds.
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  752. Monster magnets. From where the band got their name.
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  753. Mount Everest may hold more dead human bodies than an average cemetery. Lazy sherpas haven't been keeping up with their cleaning duties.
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  754. Now to followup when the baby turns 35 so he can get the hair on his shoulders braided.
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  755. Needs more bus stop benches.
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  756. La Brea puppy dog tar. Less tar and nicotine.
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  757. Trunk monkey helped.
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  758. Don't rock the boat. And don't kick the baby.
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  759. Imagine meeting a sandwich that's older than you are.
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  760. 3:42 Q) Why did the chicken cross the road? A) She wanted to be poultry in motion. 🐓
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  761. Fingernails growing, paint drying.
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  762. I thought the same.
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  763. Hopefully his pizza didn't get burned.
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  764. Even when he publishes weekly.
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  765. Chronos does it.
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  766. So the guy's in great shape, like I once was when I was young. Healthy musculatures are indeed very enviable. I'm really sick of this covid quarantine, and I want to get back to my old ripped physique.
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  767. Is that how you got castrated?
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  768. How many of you complainers are addicted to comfort zones? All of you?
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  769. Maybe a little sympathy for the stupids instead of hostility?
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  770. In this video, thinking through wasn't thought through.
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  771. Will I get more likes on my comment if I use the word "heart-warming?"
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  772. You'll never rob Walmart as much as they've been robbing you for years. But good luck trying.
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  773. 1:17 I know what that creature is. It's Mr. Pacman. I used to play his games. I suppose that's where someone threw him away after using him. So sad. 🙁
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  774. Since the gender reveal was ruined, they'll have to postpone the birth until a more auspicious occasion.
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  775. Maybe no one cares?
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  776. The guy was randomly sleeping while randomly being filmed? Something sounds randomly suspicious.
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  777. "Start with measuring intelligents of a a cop and work from their." Wow. You invalidated your whole message with that last sentence. Were you educated by television?
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  778. Dude's face needs Solarcaine. And a diet.
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  779. That plant tatt looks better than 99% of the ink I've ever seen.
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  780. Insecurity cam videos.
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  781. "I love the smell of duck poo in the morning?"
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  782. 0:13 This professional stunt cat went flying through a deck. No humans were harmed in the filming of this stunt.
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  783. Every one of those elevator evacuees had a different reaction.
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  784. Daily dose of internet happens weekly. Every week there's a new one.
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  785. Those barns aren't noble...
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  786. All we are saying is give bees a chance.
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  787. Give bees a chance.
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  788. When an errant wave swept them out to sea they found the missing castaways of Gilligan's Island.
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  789. Fracking causes combustible tap water.
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  790. Bambi's mother makes tasty venison. 🦌
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  791. Monkey see, monkey do, monkey see monkey poo, to throw at you! 💩🙈🙉🙊🐵
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  792. 1:16 Why such a long face?
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  793.  @a1marine105  And cuddly. 😺😺
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  794.  @JOEAPPLE007  Maybe you don't say enough, Mr. Perfect?
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  795. This is your daily dose of delivery drivers.
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  796. Tricks that defy the law of gravity work only if you've never studied law.
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  797. Creepy sleepwalkers are creepy.
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  798. If that mouse gives you plague, just remember that everything tastes better with bubonic on it.
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  799. Gag Grandpa with a spoon. Only then can you become a true Valley Girl.
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  800. This guy has bigger nostrils than Butthead.
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  801. Has the suicidal fish sought mental health counseling?
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  802. Cell phones need more lasers.
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  803. Does are deer. Female deers.
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  804. Daffy and Donald notwithstanding.
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