Comments by "ANDROLOMA" (@ANDROLOMA) on "TED-Ed" channel.

  1. The chicken definitely came before the egg McMuffin.
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  2. I recommend cannabis to treat stress.
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  3. Nah, God would have invented a cure to sneezing.
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  4. Anthropomorphism.
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  5. Maybe...
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  6. Such a deity would be as alien to us as we would be to it. 👽
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  7.  @Ninjaananas  The Spanish Inquisition is currently debating pun control laws. This might have been expected, BUT NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
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  8. Know-it-alls are the worst, most fallacious people on the planet.
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  9. Must have weak constitution.
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  10. If you can't master grammar, you can't master logic.
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  11. In science there are questions that may never be answered. In religion there are answers that may never be questioned.
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  12.  @Jesusismykin  Christianity is a heresy from Judaism. Why do heretics think their god is the only god? Because they know they are on less stable ground by blaspheming the religion they schismed from.
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  13.  @Jesusismykin  If YHWH is the one true god then why aren't you Jewish instead of Christian? Do you think your god approves of heresy?
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  14.  @Jesusismykin  Like 3-in-1 household oil? Sounds schizo.
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  15.  @Jesusismykin  If you're so confident you have the truth, then why keep insisting? I think you have little faith in your own opinions.
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  16.  @Jesusismykin  The Bible is strewn with error from front to back. Why read any treatise so full of mistakes and deviations from reality?
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  17.  @Jesusismykin  And it's also a fact that it's strewn with mistakes from front to end, despite all denials to the contrary. But people see what they want to see, and ignore what they want to ignore. That's how the Bible lasted 1500 years.
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  18.  @Jesusismykin  I'll pee on it. That'll provide some nitrogen rich hydration.
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  19.  @Jesusismykin  Wrong again, Gerardo. The only way you know Jesus is via the Gospels. If you had never been taught about Jesus, you'd worship some other savior. This is how you can tell you've deluded yourself: does your god Jesus look like you want him to look? Does he do what you want him to do, and say what you want him to say? If so, then this person is a figment of your imagination and subliminal unconscious desires. If not, then he doesn't occupy your mind at all. One or the other. Decide on your deicide. He's been deified enough, and not defied enough.
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  20.  @Jesusismykin  If your religion wasn't so poorly managed, you would not be allowed to convert until you familiarized yourself by reading its holy books. Christianity is a heretical schism from Judaism, and heretics disregard truth and reality as well as the original tenets of the superstitious religion they deviate from.
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  21.  @Jesusismykin  The freedom to believe in what you like is just as important as the elements of your belief. Your freedom to believe is no less nor more important as my freedom to disbelieve.
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  22. I prescribe a generous dose of the holy healing herb cannabis. Refill this prescription as needed. If panacea is illegal in your jurisdiction, change jurisdictions. It's easier than changing your mind.
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  23. Cynicism is an effective analytic philosophy when one is confronted by zealots making spurious claims about gods, souls, afterlives, and other mythological trappings.
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  24. Who teashed you?
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  25. In order for me to live, something must die.
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  26.  @JohnDoe-ej9qd  Cloaca ad infinitum.
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  27. Δείτε τη Διοικητική Διαίρεση
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  28. So only Christians live forever? How is it possible that Jesus died for sins that weren't yet committed by humans who weren't yet alive? Is Jesus a time traveler?
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  29. In science there are questions that may never be answered. In religion there are answers that may never be questioned.
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  30. Decline and fall of the Romaine salad empire?
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  31. Truth is the truth of one facet only, and if taken absolutely, always leads to error.
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  32. Imagine if YouTube went back to having no ads. Would they be broke, or just a bit less very rich?
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  33. He has his millions of dollars to console him.
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  34.  @RoyCyberPunk  Option three.
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  35. Well? How many comedy clubs are comment sections? All of them?
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  36. I thought God squatted on China and planted a diarrhea patch there.
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  37. Anything that can happen might happen in any universe capable of it happening.
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  38. No cure. 😣
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  39. I invite you to remain agnostic. It's the most honest of all beliefs.
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  40.  @isims1z65  In a mental minefield where dishonesty reigns.
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  41. Chen Love Taiwan Abalone Tuna Salmon Snow Crab Sea Urchin Scallop Lobster Wagyu.
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  42. Liver works best with sautéed onions.
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  43. Why has humanity not produced more attractive nymphomaniacs?
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  44. This toilet Earth has an emerging need for a plunger.
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  45. You don't exist. Sorry about that. Thus, your query is irrelevant. 🤔
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  46.  @juyeonyooanne  The question at this point can become: does reality exist? Or: is existence really real? 😵
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  47. A VA research scientist once told me that PTSD changes the morphology of the brain. If that's true, it would be direct evidence against claims of fraud by disability applicants. But it's questionable whether the VA's primary mission is to process or treat patients.
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  48. No hurryin' the Manchurian centurion. Oh, and I love the CE designations better than last century's AD designations.
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  49. Your own, personal Jesus. Someone to hear your prayers, someone's who's there.
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  50. Imagine complainers in every language. International belly achers.
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