Comments by "disgruntledtoons" (@disgruntledtoons) on "The Drinker Fixes... Rey" video.

  1. Episode X should start with a montage of scenes from the sequel trilogy, culminating with Luke waking up in his bed, shaking his head in disbelief, and leaving the room, which turns out to be his quarters at his Jedi Academy. Kylo (back to his birth name of Ben Solo) is there and has not fallen to the dark side. Rey is there, and she is either Ben's sister or Luke's daughter. The sequel trilogy is just a crazy dream that Luke had one night. Han Solo shows up and they talk about Leia's assassination, which sets the plot in motion. We watch as the gains from the original trilogy are squandered by galactic politicians, with a shadowy manipulator the background. Solo gets assassinated in the film near its conclusion. Luke dies in episode XI, after unmasking Snoke as the manipulator. Then in episode XII, Snoke gets beaten, somehow. It can't be worse. And throughout all three films, people who look like Rian Johnson or JJ Abrams are kicked in the nads for no apparent reason. Repeatedly.
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  2. The image of Kathleen Kennedy standing with the other women, all wearing shirts that say, "The Force is Female" should have resulted in her immediate termination. It was a clear signal that good storytelling was going to take a back seat to woke politics.
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