Comments by "disgruntledtoons" (@disgruntledtoons) on "LegalEagle" channel.

  1. OBJECTION! No reasonable viewer would conclude that the "Slugworth" sub-plot is presented as legal activity. OBJECTION! There are no plants growing in the Chocolate River Room. Wonka expressly says that everything in the room is made of candy and is edible. OBJECTION! Assumes facts not in evidence. None of the kids died. OBJECTION! Assumes facts not in evidence. The Chocolate River is not dumped into the local environment. OBJECTION! Tax burden assumes Wonka is unfamiliar with estate law.
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  2. The coronavirus is not wreaking havoc on the world. It's the response of our governments that is doing this.
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  3. "Dear Sir: Please be advised that someone is signing your name to stupid letters."
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  4. The gunners are probably the sort who would prefer to be trial lawyers. But there are lots of other things lawyers do, and none of them require alpha-dog behavior.
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  5. Trump's current term of office ends in January of 2021. To remain in office past that date he needs 270 electoral votes in December of 2020. The military is overwhelmingly Republican but it abso-****ing-lutely will not help him get these votes illegally. If you really need to feel paranoid about something, please find something that is likely.
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  6. I just wanted to point out that this movie is the reason that Gene Wilder and Jack Albertson were put on this planet.
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  7. Should have just stuck with the herbivores. Just as much tourist interest, much, much less liability.
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  8. I've never heard the second myth.
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  9. TL;DR: If there's a legal way to get what you want, try that first.
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