Comments by "joe public" (@joepublic3933) on "BBC News"
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@JuniorRodigan
So the Pope is on visit to the States, and flies in to Las Vegas...
As he leaves the plane, the pilot says "it was an honour to fly you, Elvis, a real honour!
"But I'm not Elvis!" exclaims the Pope and walks down to his limousine, kissing the tarmac on the way, of course.
The limousine takes him to the hotel, and as he steps out, the chauffeur says "wow! Wait till I tell my wife I drove The King, the King of rock'n roll!"
"But I'm not Elvis, I'm the Pope!" says the Pope, and walks into the hotel.
In his room, the bellboy poses his luggage and says "Sir, greatest singer ever, if you need anything, I can get it for you. Here we have the best of everything: coke, hookers, you name it!"
The Pope says
"fank ya fank ya verr muccchhhh"
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