Comments by "Houseplant101" (@houseplant1016) on "TLDR News Global" channel.

  1. By Afghan standards it is just a typical "we're becoming a failed state" scenario. Nothing to worry about!
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  2. ​​ @PingSharp Argentinians have more lives than a cat, we've been saying this every year but miraculously they always seem to find a new loan
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  3. ​ @Mirakolis  So the weak game of Korean men is just genetical
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  4. Coming up next year: the rise of East Sudan.
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  5. Guys stop laughing at Somalia. Somalia is a very strong country, it has the 2nd strongest army besides Al-Shabaab and other militias in....Somalia.
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  6. Desperate needs lead to desperate deeds, I am afraid for India, having a quasi failed state next to your border...
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  7. Nah just Middle Easterners being Middle Easterners
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  8. ​ @TheGreatLiberator1209  Israeli diaper force can indeed come where it pleases, its diapers can hold 24 hours I heard
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  9. ​ @davidescristofaros2241 This mentality "I couldn't give 2 fucks about what India and South Africa think about it", is why Russia is being able to evade sanctions and not be isolated... Go look at a map of countries who really put sanctions against Russia, there are even countries within the Eu that didn't do it and most "3rd world" countries also didn't. Your disrespect of the international law and arrogance shot you in your own foot and your still doing it.
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  10. ​ @YurinanAcquiline Without Africa France wouldn't even have electricity, without Africa the world wouldn't have enough resources for batteries and finally gas and oil from Nigeria and Algeria to Europe. Is this a joke?
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  11. No, Africa knows what colonisation and repression is.
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  12. If this happens, I will become the future Tsar of Azawad.
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  13. I am also anti-theocracy, but most Iranians that are also anti-theocracy are pro-shash, which is more cringe tbh. Atleast this dictator is spending money on the Iranian arms industry m, the shash spent money on ice parties in the desert while the Iranians starved
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  14. The events that happened in Hong Kong when China got the control back, were they also a great shock for pro-china Taiwanese? Would Taiwan be more open to China if China didn't act so authoritarian in Hong Kong?
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  15.  @atwarroyal8770  But ouch, India is having a hard time
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  16.  @gfyphg9871  Hungary. You know what I meant, don't twist my words. For years the west has violated international law, so now using the but now "we respect international law"-card is a weak move. You reap what you sow.
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  17. ​ @qwerty-vp1sb Uhm it does, Bolivia has an important cultural and political influence in South America. This may cause a (maybe less harsh) reaction from South America.
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  18. Because it always begins like this. Smaller wars, but because of the complex wens of alliances and geopolitics, every move has the risk of getting another country to participate in it.
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  19.  @myslepra661  Don't compare Sweden with the world mate 😂
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  20.  @J_X999  Ok Xi Jin Ping
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  21.  @davidescristofaros2241  And I'm telling you that's why Russia will win and isn't economically harmed yet by your sanctions. You couldn't even deliver the promised 1 million shells, while Russia produces a plurality of that on its own. Their production rate is way higher than yours and their growth is surpassing other European countries, while countries like Germany, Belgium and the U.K are in a slope. Why do you think Zelensky goes regularly to the African Union? The Arab League? The South American nations?
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  22. Just dry the spillage with a towel
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  23.  @DejiiJones_  Do you even read the news? The day Bolivia did it, other South American nations recalled their envoys not so long after it. The even more influential Colombia and Chile too recalled it...
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  24. Are you serious? Fertility's effects can only be felt in the long term. For example, if you take measures to increase fertility you'll see it until the next generation.
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  25. My respect for India that it didn't become another failed autocracy increases with the day, the most unlucky neighbour lmfao. If the Indian subcontinent just stayed an island they'd be much better 😂.
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  26. ​ @joseaca1010 Bro don't be shy go get that Guyanian oil
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  27. Guatemala is such a cute countryname, makes me think about avocados
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  28. ​ @Justanormalcat7 Belgium, Spain,France, U.K, Ireland, Sweden and Slovenia
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  29. ​ @KingAgniKai 💀 have you seen the state of the world? There is no such thing as international law anymore.
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  30. Inflation can never go to 0 and 0 is also damaging. An economy needs controlled inflation of a few percents. Otherwhise consumption will decrease too much
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  31.  @Skyjy10  Thanks! Really refreshing to get an explanation from the Taiwanese perspective! Weird to hear there are people that really like the CCP, but it shows that Taiwanese democracy even let's them express their opinion... But they want to destroy that privilege.
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  32. Life has given you the hard mode 😂
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  33.  @Bumbaclart247  The fact that you caught it shows your superior intellect. With your wordsmithing capabilities, the future is wide open for you. Thank you, my lord.
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  34.  @dmvbay2535  The fact that you caught it shows your superior intellect. With your wordsmithing capabilities, the future is wide open for you. Thank you, my lord.
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  35.  @dkwhattouseasusername1012  I am independent on everything. I live in a forest with solar panels
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  36. Did you make the presentor shave his head with Headson's blades lmao? Like the add commitment.
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  37. ​ @d0loressk4ze28 But Luxembourg is even more depressing than Belgium. Speaking as a Belgian.
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  38. ​ @user-hp6ye8zt9b lmfao how is that an argument that Israelis don't visit Turkey.... We didn't say only Israelis visit Turkey
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  39.  @sanjanamrt7628  And the person who was willingly denying and even defending it is now in jail. What's the difference?
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  40.  @joseaca1010  Yea I remember a funny sketch done by "zondag met Lubach Venezuela" years ago, sad to see the country of capybaras go so low
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  41.  @TheGreatLiberator1209  ironic that you call me a keyboard warrior while you're here talking like you're an Israeli 4 star general.... Come talk to the big boys when you did your military duty
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  42.  @TheGreatLiberator1209  "we go where we please" doesn't sound like "we can be who we want to be" and peaceful, especially when you're named "Israélite Militariste". But aight, you'll get the benefit of the doubt.
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  43. Good, I am on a diet.
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  44.  @Max-nt5zs  It would be easier for countries like Algeria or Morocco to have more influence. The Touareg people already have good connections with the North African countries.
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  45.  @chickenfishhybrid44  Again missing the point of my comment and exactly showing what I explained. Read my comment to the guy who said the exact same... The pseudo moral superiority is astonishing.
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  46.  @siyacer  Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history: 1. Korea was divided because of an ideological civil war (+ cold war meddling) and they just decided to stop at the 51th parallell. So they were completely the same... it was for political/geopolitical reasons, not religious or ethnic. 2. Israel is just simply colonisation, the Azeris and Armenians on the other hand already lived there. 3. Tf you mean with central Asia? 4. India was already explained to another commentor.
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  47.  @TerryDBlack  This time we're not talking about corrupt and amateuristic, static Arab armies. Whose only battle experience was holding cheap Soviet weapons in parades. But guerilla organizations whose sole existence is war. They trained more than enough in Iraq and Syria. These organizations only win in wars of attrition, multiple fronts is their life elixer. You're comparing apples with pears.
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  48.  @Thesamurai1999  Uhm, not if you are in A MILITARY ALLIANCE
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  49. Sri Lanka was doomed from the beginning. The world held it artificially alive by loaninh.
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  50.  @Bumbaclart247  Yes I do, that's why I thanked and praised you.
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