General statistics
List of Youtube channels
Youtube commenter search
Distinguished comments
About
Ray Purchase
Styxhexenhammer666
comments
Comments by "Ray Purchase" (@raypurchase801) on "The Occult #290: The Inevitability of Death is Pretty Cool" video.
As a Pastafarian, I'm looking forward to the beer volcano and the stripper factory.
10
Death is very bad at playing "Twister" and "Battleships".
4
I died on the operating table. I was welcomed into Hell by the Devil. Much friendlier than you'd expect. Nice suit. Immaculate grooming. A sharp goatee beard. Faint scent of sulphur. He showed me around Hell. All the great rock musicians are there. The Devil drives a Prius but keeps a modified Mustang for the weekends. The Devil was telling me about Biden and Kamala, but the surgeons used the paddles and - ZAPP! - I was back.
2
You only live twice: Once when you are born. Twice when you look death in the face. --- Ian Fleming.
1