Comments by "Ray Purchase" (@raypurchase801) on "Occult Literature 305: Pantheism, its Story and Significance" video.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster boiled for your sins!
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@j74s98 No hell... Have you been to Detroit?
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@Soli_Deo_Gloria_. God definitely exists and He's made of spaghetti.
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@googleandsusansucks Jesus was a real person but he wasn't the Messiah, he was a very naughty boy. Jesus was a ship's carpenter and a pirate missionary of the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He got drunk at the marriage party at Canaan and threw tables around in the Temple, both typical pirate behaviour. The feeding of the five thousand was accomplished via fish sauce and pasta, a kind of pot noodle which is the only way it could be achieved. Both the Romans and the Jews regarded Pastafarianism as a threat to their own established religions, hence the illegal arrest and unlawful execution of Jesus. Understand this and it all makes sense.
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@j74s98 I've never been there but Flint, Michigan seems a good candidate if the death rate from drinking the water is anything to go by. As for jokes - Typing is easier than speaking, because my tongue is so far into my cheek. Funny how readily a devout, loving Christian will threaten me with eternal fire.
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