Comments by "Ray Purchase" (@raypurchase801) on "m o d e r n i t y" channel.

  1. Brandon goes to sleep. Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
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  2.  @OffGridInvestor  It's sad how real life lesbians never resemble the lesbians on the naughty interweb channels.
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  3. EXCELLENT! Couldn't do it here in the UK 'cos the B.B.. f*ckin' C. would call it waycist.
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  4. I'm a Pastafarian, and I thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for revealing His noodly love to me. Eat pasta, drink beer and get laid (consenting adults). Wot's not to like? Embrace the FSM (find His online community) and you can be an atheist and a deist simultaneously.
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  5. Jezza said far worse things about the Rover 75 and wasn't cancelled.
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  6.  @confaffalator  I dunno whether to blame the replacements or the governments which invited them here.
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  7. I'm a Brit. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're both in freefall. F J B !
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  8. US tax dollars paid for Bidet's video.
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  9. CAPTAIN OVEUR: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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  10. Every PJW video is a masterpiece. Tight editing gives us ten minutes of content and ideas in less than three minutes. That's why Leftists hate him and regard him as a proto-terrorist. Free thought is dangerous.
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  11. "Just three more shots and I'll flatten the curve!" - Lee Harvey Oswald.
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  12.  @richardwitherow5289  UK & US will stand or fall together. Right now both our countries are falling faster than Brandon on the stairs.
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  13.  @edwardbenson4921  Plenty between my toes.
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  14. I wonder whether King Charles will invite Sam Smith to perform at his coronation.
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  15. I wanna see that in a video!
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  16.  @brendon1689  MAN # 1: "I was attacked by an alligator". MAN # 2: "You're a liar". MAN # 1: "No I'm not!" MAN # 2: "It wasn't an alligator, it was a crocodile". MAN # 1: "Thankyou for correcting me, but who's gonna reattach my severed arm?"
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  17.  @WillyEckaslike  Hence the need for cre4t1ve 5pelling.
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  18.  @farisa4317  Ellwood is super-woke and happily accepts unlimited immigration. He cosies-up to the R o P and applauds their new government in Afghanistan. He's on the receiving end of his own quest for diversity but probably blames the ifr irght. He's an ex-soldier but expects our new arrivals to fight for Britain.
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  19.  @robk2167  The UK fighting Germans was a long, long time ago. Modern Germans, Brits, Swedes, French, Canucks and Yanks face the same mortal enemy: Their own governments.
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  20. Lrrr is the ruler of Omicron Persei 8. He watches reruns of "Single Female Lawyer" on TV.
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  21. As a Briton in the UK - same here.
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  22. Imagine if George Bailey pulled this stunt with his Savings and Loan. Old Man Potter would've taken over the entire town. "Help me Clarence, let me live again".
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  23. The Stig almost grinned in full agreement.
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  24. A line spoken by Jack Nicholson in a movie, describing women: "I think of a man, then take away all rationality and accountability". Definitely fits here.
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  25. ME: "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die".
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  26. If the comment was hostile, was it hostile to the copper, or hostile to the nana? Funny how the female copper required male coppers to actually arrest the child.
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  27.  @fletcherhamilton3177  JEREMY CLARKSON: "I've had worse hangovers".
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  28. I'm British. I demand reparations from the Italian government, following their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia from the year 50 BC. I remain traumatised. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter. Gimme munny.
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  29. Safer. Less likely to get mugged.
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  30.  @garrettsc  Jeremy speaks for me.
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  31. I never blame the wolves. They're just doing what wolves do. I blame the enablers who opened the gates and invited the wolves to live among the sheep.
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  32.  @mrbuck5059  PJW is a f*ckin' hero.
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  33.  @locoemutwo4872  Every PJW video is a masterpiece. Which is why he's demonetised.
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  34. Money laundering, corruption or insanity. I suspect it's all three.
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  35. I'd happily accept Kanye as my next door neighbour.
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  36. Can't blame the government 'cos it'd be waycist.
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  37. CAPTAIN OVEUR: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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  38.  @mackash  "Based" means having a strong platform. Feet securely squarely. Squarely fixed. Foundations which won't be dislodged. Push me with all your strength but you won't move me. Hence the term "debased", for something good which is being destroyed.
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  39.  @policesquad  Is Nella the brack woman? (Sorry, cre4t1ve 5pelling.)
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  40. Enoch told us so.
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  41. If a goldfish could read a teleprompt, they wouldn't need Brandon.
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  42. Enoch was right.
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  43.  elizabethbennett3930  I visited Florida's Disney World and used the toilets. I heard grunting from the stalls. Then a door burst open and I saw Mickey performing an act of gross indecency on Donald Duck. Now I'm terrified of rainbows and I'll never return.
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  44.  @rhyfelwrDuw  Sadly true.
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  45. Remember: Trudeau admires this.
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  46.  @patrickverlinden71  That's damned true.
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  47.  @marcusaurelius6012  We must be mad. Literally mad.
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  48.  @JWHarris........  Rough parts of Brum used to be Wight. Lots rougher now.
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  49.  @WillyEckaslike  The same could happen to this woman in Chicago. But she'd be safe in British cities like Bradford. In Bradford, the victims tend to be children.
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  50.  @NotKewl  And Haiti.
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