Comments by "Ray Purchase" (@raypurchase801) on "The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters" channel.

  1. We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. The band plays on. Restaurant service continues. The bars are open. The beds are warm and comfy. Scarcely anyone understands the tragedy is set in motion and there is nothing which can now avert it. the worst part in the UK's demise is that the officers on the bridge deliberately crashed us into the ice berg, they knew exactly what the consequences would be and they did it anyway.
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  2. This, THIS is why our British government won't allow us referenda.
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  3. LEFTISTS: "Cuba is failing because the US won't lift its embargo". It's almost like socialism can't survive without the support of capitalists.
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  4. You're far right if you love your country, respect Christian values, keep appointments on time, get an education, stay out of criminal activity and you're not a paedophile.
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  5. REMINDER: Whilst you're reading this, Julian Assange continues to rot in prison. His only crime was to expose criminality at the highest levels of government.
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  6. I never expected the line "Is the Pope a Catholic?" could be so important.
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  7. In medieval times, the court jester was allowed to mock the aristocracy and even the monarch himself. These days, cracking a joke is illegal. Go figure.
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  8. I am the most hated person in the world, because I'm a white heterosexual male. I'm banned from applying for some jobs at the BBC. I'm at the back of the queue for a place at university. Every word I utter is scrutinised for any nuance of hostility. Memorials to my ancestors are pulled down. History is rewritten to exclude the accomplishments of my forefathers. False myths about my past are adopted to criminalise me. My children are routinely raped, but the police and the authorities refuse to act on their behalf because they're white. I am a white heterosexual male and the most hated person on Earth. Watch as civilisation collapses without me.
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  9. I'm sick of Anglophobia.
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  10. The good thing about the Hamas protests is that we can now discuss multiculturalism's complete failure without being called way zists.
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  11. I predict the new president, prime minister and the entire cabinet will accumulate HUGE personal wealth for themselves and their families. The Chinese are anticipating huge benefits for themselves.
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  12. I've been stopped by the police whilst driving several times. I've never possessed illegal guns, never tried to outrun the cops and never driven my car at a police officer. I've never been shot dead. Somehow my being alive might be linked to the other three facts, but I'm not sure.
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  13. FUN FACT: I helped my 11-year-old with his maths during the Lockdown. I did a better job than his school. He became one of the top kids in his year. Now he's returned to school, his grades have dropped and he's in the remedial class. I'm expecting too much for wanting professionals to do their f*ckin' job like they're paid to.
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  14. As a middle aged white male, I'm DISGUSTED that I'm no longer allowed to get abortions. Somebody told me that I can't have abortions because I'm male. But how the hell would they know? They're not biologists.
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  15. I watched an edition of "Police Interceptors" a few nights ago. For those who don't know, it's a fly on the wall documentary showing Lincolnshire cops in action. A description was given for a man with ginger hair and beard, who'd been kicking-in doors at a hospital. A copper saw a man of this description, stopped his car, confronted a man but it was the wrong ginger. They caught the correct ginger bloke a few minutes later. If the description had been of a black man with dreadlocks and the wrong bloke was stopped, there'd be a major enquiry, compensation demanded and questions asked in Parliament.
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  16. It would have been better than the lockdown. Herd immunity is preferable to herd stupidity.
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  17. Opposing paedophilia is far right. Heterosexuality is far right. Loving your country is far right. Go figure.
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  18. Racism is derived from pattern-recognition. I see a Lego brick. Past experience tells me not to step on it in bare feet. I see a wasp. Past experience tells me I shouldn't try to caress it. I see groups of elderly white women or groups of young hooded Somalis. It's not racist to predict who's the most likely to stab me.
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  19. Three most dangerous career choices in history: 1.) Drill rapper, 2.) Suicide bomber, 3.) Kamikaze pilot.
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  20. RIGHT WING? We're definitely NOT right wing. We're just Right.
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  21. There was a comedian in Norway during WW2. He was locked-up for making anti-German jokes. Eventually he was allowed out. There was a big audience at his first post-prison show. Would he still be making anti-German jokes? The comedian walked on stage, turned to the audience and performed a beautiful Hitler salute. The Germans and collaborationist Quislings cheered. The comedian said, "That's how high my dog jumped last night". The Norwegian patriots cheered. Opposing and ridiculing authoritarianism raison d'etre for comedians.
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  22. LEBRON JAMES: "They're hunting us".
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  23. The only time in history when the sex trafficker was imprisoned but none of his clients were arrested.
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  24. Funny how these weirdos can never hold down a "real" job.
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  25. I long for the days when the Conservative Party was tough on crime, ran a well-managed economy, encouraged home-ownership and protected our borders.
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  26. Tucker's rant is completely truthful and insightful.
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  27. STEWART: Hitler had a short haircut. Therefore everybody with a short haircut is literally Hitler.
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  28. I don't blame modern Germans for what their great grandparents did. Stop blaming white folk for what black, Arabic and white people did hundreds of years ago.
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  29. It's sick that Tommy is no longer allowed to open a bank account. Same as Sydney Watson. Canadian truckers had their bank accounts frozen by Trudeau. People can't function in the 21st century without a bank account. That's why governments want to reduce the use of cash. Governments will control the vertical. Governments will control the horizontal. Welcome to the Outer Limits.
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  30. I don't blame the incomers. I blame their enablers. Politicians, civil servants, charities, the clergy. MAKE GALLOWS GREAT AGAIN .
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  31. And the sad fact is: Given the inadequacies of the British electoral system, we have no means of changing any of this.
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  32. So sad. I never imagined the US could collapse in this way.
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  33. The entire populations of Somalia, Sudan and Pakistan could arrive in Kent and immediately be offered asylum. None would be deported. All would eventually receive an amnesty and a British passport. All would be offered a council flat ahead of the UK's indigenous population. And that, folks, is the UK in 2023.
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  34. Julian Assange, Alex Jones and other heroes are all being persecuted.
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  35. THE LEFT: "In order to preserve free speech, we'll ban any speech we dislike".
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  36. We should spare a few moments to accept Elon is the most successful African immigrant to the USA in history.
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  37. Lots of monkeys are saying, "Hey it's YOUR disease now, leave us out of it".
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  38. We've imported so many P4k15tan15 to some cities, they can elect their own MPs.
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  39. The BBC hates me. I hate them back.
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  40. The difference between a conspiracy theory and reality is twelve months. (My comment isn't original, but it's worth repeating.)
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  41. We can fix NOTHING whilst our electoral system guarantees either a Labour or Tory government. An alternative party could obtain one third of the vote, without winning a single seat.
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  42. Sometimes I watch the TV show, "Nothing to Declare". Persons arriving in Australia without the correct visas are sent back. Here in the UK, illegal migrants get a room in a multistar hotel.
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  43. There was a comedian in Czechoslovakia in the 1970s. He was imprisoned for making a joke. "What's got 100 legs and eats cabbage? A queue for meat in Czechoslovakia". Here in the UK, the commies will ruin your career and put you in penury instead.
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  44. The Left loves to talk bollocks. During past decades, Marxism was taught in universities as a "science".
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  45. Imagine an episode of "Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares". A proprietor leaves the door open and food scraps all over the floor. "I just don't understand why my kitchen is filled with rats!" Now imagine a government which gives free housing and money to every economic migrant. "I just don't understand why the UK/US is filled with illegal migrants!"
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  46. I completed an online survey from my town council yesterday, about proposed planning changes. Half the questions were woke stuff about my own identity. I took pleasure in describing myself as a hermaphrodite shape-shifting lizard space-alien. Opposing how I identify myself is a hate-crime.
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  47. "Hope not Hate". Imagine if the Emperor named his Death Star as the "Happy Joyful Smiling Star". The Rebel Alliance would never have known.
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  48. Creepy Joe met Rishi and asked, "Are you Cherokee or Apache?"
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  49. We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. Most people don't yet realise that a horrific disaster has been set in motion and nothing can now prevent it. At least on the Titanic, the officers on the bridge didn't deliberately ram the ice berg.
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  50. Always disappoints me that smart guys like these can never enter Parliament as our MPs. But they might enter the Commons whilst wearing buffalo hats, sit the the Speaker's chair and get sent to prison for treason and attempting an insurrection. Julian Assange whispers from a nearby cell, "Did you tell the truth as well?"
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  51. The best part was Harry being unable to watch properly 'cos Princess Anne's big red feather was in the way.
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  52. The only defence against a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.
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  53. Clarkson is my hero. He was in a Fiesta and got chased around a shopping centre at night, by baddies in a black Corvette. Then he, Hamster and the Captain drove some Interceptors and shot a bad guy who was wearing a fez, blew up a speedboat driven by a bloke wearing a different fez and drove in front of a business jet, to stop it from taking off with gorgeous bikini-clad babes on board. Plus Clarkson built the best motor home IN THE WORLD, only for it to fall off a cliff whilst he ate an ice cream. Clarkson is the hero we need but don't deserve.
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  54. Diane counted the GB Team's non-white athletes. Nearly three-quarters were black, which is only 2%.
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  55. "You're safe if you wear a condom" - Official govt. advice during the AIDS outbreak of the 1980s. I've worn a condom every day since, and I've never died in a plane crash or a car smash. So it works. I wore a condom in preference to a mask during the covid pandemic. Everything worked well, except for the fuss when I showed my condom to security guards at Tescos.
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  56. This woman spends years, earning a living by being good to look at. Then she becomes a dried-up middle-aged prune and nobody looks any more. Moral of the tale: Don't rely on pretty but nothing else.
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  57. Historians such as David Olusoga are brilliant. He keeps finding history about black people who never existed.
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  58. ADVICE FOR ANYONE CONSIDERING MARRIAGE: Observe how your intended spouse gets along with his/her parents and siblings. If they're gentle and kind, marry him/her. If they all loath each other, as with Meghan Markle and her siblings and father, walk away ASAP.
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  59. Brian Griffin: "I'm not racist. I watch tons of black porn".
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  60. Calvin is the Archbishop of Canterbury whom we need but will never get.
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  61. Rashid Snook is a far greater man than Richi Sunak could ever be. I agree with Brandon.
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  62. 30 years ago, South Africa generated more electricity than the entire rest of the continent combined. Now they have insufficient power to keep the lights on all day. 30 years ago, I considered migrating there. I'm pleased I didn't.
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  63. I'm waiting for Trudeau to ask Putin to send peace-keeping troops to dissuade the truckers. Politicians in New Zealand and Australia prefer Chinese soldiers.
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  64. Biden can't find the Ukraine on a map. Biden can't find the map. Biden can't find his trousers without a helper.
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  65. Socialists have never understood economics. "Let's be offensive to our core membership. That'll go well".
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  66. I'm white British. 200 years ago, my ancestors didn't have the right to vote. BLACK AMERICANS: "We didn't have the right to vote". ME: "Yeah, I know".
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  67. Imagine if the police had sided with Mosley's fascists at the Cable Street Riots.... Wrong, wrong, wrong absolutely regardless of the movement.
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  68. Met: Muslim Enforcement Team.
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  69. They claim the Falklands belong to Argentina. The Falklands have been British since before Argentina existed. This means Argentina belongs to the UK.
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  70. Why tolerate somebody who hates you? I don't know either.
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  71.  @kaizokujimbei143  Old saying: "If one religion takes over the world, you'd better hope it's Christianity".
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  72. Right now, MPs are considering how they can eat there and put the bill on their Parliamentary expenses.
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  73. The only people who needed the lockdown are the very elderly and the very ill. Everybody else should have continued working.
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  74. According to Lord William Haig, in the event of war, young men in Rochdale would undoubtedly volunteer to serve in the British armed forces. To defend Ukraine's borders, Israel's housing developments in disputed territories and safe navigation through the Persian Gulf. 'Cos they're British and diverse, right?
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  75. In Star Trek The Next Generation, set hundreds of years in the future, the internet wasn't mentioned once. The future is never what you expected. Consider the young men from northern cities who volunteered for the Pals Regiments during the great war. Imagine if those young men could see their cities today.
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  76. We've allowed this evil to happen on our watch.
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  77. The word "fascist" is derived from a bundle of sticks, bound tightly together. A symbol of the ancient Roman state, often repeated in the US and every other western country. One stick is weak. Bind us together and we're unbreakable.
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  78. Excellent video. Well-expressed views. Intelligent discussion. These two guys should have a slot on the BBC... oh hang on...
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  79. I demand reparations from Italy, following their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia from 50 BC. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter. I remain traumatised. Gimme reparations.
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  80. Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse made a series of skits about this. Posh southerners buying northerners and keeping them as pets. If your Ukrainian gets rowdy, take him to the vet to be neutered.
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  81. Also feel proud that so many Brits wish you well.
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  82. The fall of Kabul is like watching a movie about the sinking of the Titanic in slow motion. Plus everyone always knew the Titanic was going to sink, before the movie even started.
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  83. Conservative Central Office discusses with Labour and the Liberals about 50 years ago: "Hey, here's a good idea: Let's make the whole of the UK like the Balkans or Northern Ireland at the height of the troubles. Add the black-white antagonisms of the southern USA. Plus millions of Muslims. That'll be good for the UK, right? Right? Yeah, that's all good".
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  84. The UK should send loads of 40 year old tanks to Iran, as per the original contract.
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  85. These blokes are like mushrooms. They're fungis to listen to.
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  86. I loath and detest this government.
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  87. GUESS WHAT: Criminals don't comply with gun-control laws.
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  88. So Tommy is to the left of Keir Starmer. And the Conservative Party is to the left of Labour.
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  89. We Brits don't all speak like Stewie Griffin. You Yanks don't all speak like Yosemite Sam.
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  90. I don't regard Sargon or Paul Joseph Watson as "right wing".
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  91. Our electoral system is unfit for purpose. With a different system, the Tories would've recognised Enoch as the party leader who'd be most likely to win the 1970 general election. The UK would be a very different place today if Enoch had been in Number 10 during the 1970s.
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  92. REMINDER: Julian Assange continues to rot in a prison cell. His only offence is that he exposed criminals in high office.
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  93. The only problem with Florida is Disney World. Where being a nonce is expressed as a virtue by Mickey and Minnie.
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  94. Every time I write that statistic, the Al Gore rhythms delete it.
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  95. Unlike the WASPS, I expect some Puerto Ricans will go out looking for vengeance.
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  96. Q: I say I say I say, what's got 100 legs and eats cabbage? A: A queue for meat in Cuba.
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  97. There is no replacement for Boris who'd be any better. Farage, Swayne etc. aren't in the running. Sadly.
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  98. The Committee of Public Safety sent hundreds of thousands to the guillotine during the French Revolution. Give a law a nice name and nobody anticipates the danger. Imagine the the Emperor had used the name "Freedom and Liberty Star" instead of "Death Star". Nobody wouldn't have known the danger until their planet had been vaporised.
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  99. The right to bear hammers shall not be infringed.
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  100.  @jacquelinenix9035  From the River Thames to the sea. In every direction.
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  101. CARL IF YOU'RE READING THIS - One of your videos a week ago featured an elderly white traffic warden being beaten up by black youths. Is there a link to the original video? It deserves wider viewing.
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  102. If Kyle Rittenhouse was outside a schoo, with an active shooter inside, he wouldn't have waited outside for an hour.
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  103. Read her Wiki biography. She definitely is not English.
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  104. The video gaming industry is actually a bigger earner than Hollywood.
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  105. Buying shoes down the street? BBC will claim it's r-ist.
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  106. Both in their underpants. The alleged attacker had wriggled out of his gimp suit and was trying to escape from the building.
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  107. The Chinese and Japanese teams were too yellow.
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  108.  @McMillanScottish  Five clinically-obese people would do that.
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  109. There was no attack on the Capitol. It was a mostly-peaceful occupation by patriots.
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  110. Enoch was right.
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  111. Imagine if Emperor Palpatine named his supreme weapon as "The Cute Cuddly Fluffy Love Star". EMPEROR: "We're the good guys, nothing to see here, the Rebel Alliance opposes Love and Cuddles". Same thing with the Anglophobic charity, "Hope Not Hate". The name is deliberately misleading.
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  112. Take our country back. From the River Thames to the sea. In every direction.
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  113. I want Andrew Lawrence to be given a slot on GB News. As Keef Kuntabout. Loves a drink. Loves a tear-up.
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  114. There are three types of lies: Lies, damned lies and statistics.
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  115. I'd love to have a conservative government.
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  116. ADVICE TO EVERYONE CONSIDERING MARRIAGE: Observe how your intended interacts with his/her family. If they all dislike each other, walk away. If your intended is loving and happy with his/her parents and siblings, go ahead because that'll be your future as well.
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  117. Agreed. I'd write the same about David Icke, if he left out the cr4p about the nature-goddesses and the shape-shifting lizard space-aliens.
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  118. Half the Conservative MPs are barely conservative. Half the cabinet is barely British.
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  119. The greatest B-historian is Thomas Sowell. But B-people don't read his books.
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  120.  @blitzerblazinoah6838  Tory voters can't be bothered to vote for a party which has turned to sheet. As a FORMER Tory activist of 29 years, I definitely wouldn't vote for them.
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  121. The wealthiest person in the UK is Gopi Hinduja, an Indian businessman worth 5 £billion. A person with that wealth could spend tens of £millions to gain influence in politics and leave no trace. It would be equivalent to you or I buying a bag of potatoes. I wonder how Rishi became PM.
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  122.  @chico9805  Your comment and mine have put us both on the British Army's "watch" list as dangerous extremists.
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  123. Aha! The Guardian newspaper! That's the newspaper which is more than one-third owned by the Saudi royal family, but loses £millions (sometimes tens of £millions) year on year in perpetuity. (Google it yourself.) QUESTION: Why would a foreign state want to buy a British newspaper which will never, ever make one penny of profit?
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  124. The Left love to hate. They'll only offer praise where they simultaneously destroy another target.
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  125. Import it, become it.
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  126. EASY WAY TO GET THE RESULTS YOU WANT: Carry out a dozen polls about your issue. Every poll obtains a different result. Exclude the results from those polls which don't support your intended result. Publish the results of the one poll which supports your narrative.
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  127. KEN AND KAREN: "Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry".
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  128. What did George Orwell write about the Party's final, most important command? Something about, "Disbelieve the evidence of your eyes and believe only what the Party commands you to believe".
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  129. Nigel isn't in the Commons or the Lords. He needs some means of earning a living. Good luck to him.
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  130. I went to Disney World in Florida back in the 1990s. I saw Pluto performing an indecent act with Mickey in the toilets. I thought at the time I'd misunderstood what I saw. But now it all makes sense.
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  131. Make Kneecappings Great again.
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  132. "Good news everyone!" - Professor Farnsworth.
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  133. I'm British. Anybody who's both Canadian and of Polish descent gets my full respect. Sorry, does that make me waycist?
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  134. I wish Carl could be an MP. It'll never happen because he's too truthful.
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  135. Excellent. Why doesn't my wife understand this?
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  136. I'm hoping there might be an assassin pretending to be a one-legged OAP. A sniper rifle disguised as a crutch. One open window. Get on with it. Can we crowd-fund the same bloke to visit the UK and deal with Rishi?
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  137. BBC has been doing this for years.
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  138. Not a chance. We're outnumbered. More than half of London's electorate is non-wheight. Ain't democracy great.
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  139. As a male, I've never had a period. Do I still need to take the pill to ensure I don't get pregnant? I was hoping for guidance from Keir Starmer, but he doesn't know.
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  140. @jon b No. Mutation makes a virus LESS deadly. Otherwise, humans would've been wiped out tens of thousands of years ago.
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  141. How can we have an NHS when we've got open borders?
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  142. Klaus Barbie was very, very based.
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  143. Barbados is WELCOME to step away. In fact, I encourage it. Everything they f*ck up now, they can only blame on themselves. If Barbados wants to become Zimbabwe Mark 2, please do so. And stop blaming white folk.
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  144. Once the BBC has gone, he'll only get a job with Channel 4.
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  145. Part and parcel of living in a big city...
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  146. Oh well, western civilisation was great whilst it lasted.
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  147. It's like Germany in the 1930s: "DO NOT INVESTIGATE WHO SET FIRE TO THE REICHSTAG".
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  148.  @OwenHooper-mv4fm  Says 6 replies. Only one visible.
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  149. ADVICE TO ANYONE CONSIDERING MARRIAGE: Avoid marrying a narcissistic drug-abusing bipolar bisexual actress. What part of that do you imagine would produce happiness?
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  150. The England football team played in Berlin in 1938. They were instructed to perform the Hitler salute before the start of the game. This must have disheartened the anti-Nazis and Jews who were watching. Political gestures of this kind don't age well.
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  151.  @fransvandenheuvel7161  Hamilton should keep his race on the track, not on his T-shirt.
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  152. Not enough lamp posts or rope in all of Westminster.
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  153. Enoch was in the crow's nest and gave plenty of warning.
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  154. Remember "Spitting Image" and "Not the Nine O'clock News" from the 1980s? For those who were unborn at the time, the mocking of Mrs. Thatcher and the Tories at the time was both horrific and hilarious. Plus the TV series "The New Statesman", with Rik Mayall as Alan B'stard MP. Funny off the scale! If the mockery hurts, it must be truthful.
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  155. I like to go out wearing my dirty raincoat, with the crotch cut away on my trousers. Being a moral person, I never go near schools and I only show my willy to adults.
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  156. I'm British. I thought it was STUPID when Trump became POTUS. These days, seeing the people who hate Trump, I regard him as a hero. I was wrong at the start.
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  157. Oh they will! Whilst blaming both white people and Trump.
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  158. It's sad that real-life lesbians never resemble the ones on PH.
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  159. If we accept 100,000 Ukrainians, can we send back 100,000 Pakistanis?
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  160. The year is 2021, and the left is winning. God help us all.
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  161. "Most Americans can't find Ukraine on a map". Creepy Joe gets confused between Ukraine and the UK. "Goddammit, why are those British invading both Ireland and Russia?" Also - "Austria... is that the one with the kangaroos?"
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  162. A toilet sees her coming and says, "Oh noooooo!"
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  163. "Giggidy", says Quagmire. Himself a pilot.
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  164.  @TheExceedermjw  Every part of the world which functions properly is built upon the British model.
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  165. I'm trying to get a house built right now. The local authorities erect far too many f*ckwit regulations.
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  166.  @joeegg124  The WEF has more power than the electorate.
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  167. The Labour division of the Uniparty imported Museums (cre4t1ve 5pelling) in the belief that they'd become Labour voters. Now the Museums have turned against them and are selecting their own MPs. I dunno whether to laugh or cry.
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  168. Professor Farnsworth - "Good news everyone!"
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  169. Genuine extremists wouldn't send warnings. They would've just done it. As in the movie "The Bodyguard", where Whitney Houston's sister turned out to be writing all the hate mail. These letters are patently false. Cry wolf, and what happens next?
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  170. Some of those losses went up Hunter's nose.
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  171. My 12 year old son asked me, "Is there an International Men's Day?" I replied I don't know.
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  172.  @Acediscoface  Zimbabwe Mark 2 on its way. But they'll still blame whitey.
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  173. I recall Muhammed Ali on "Parkinson" about 50 years ago, objecting to black people being called "coloured". He said, "You people have pink skin, yellow hair, blue eyes and red lips, and you call ME coloured!"
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  174. Mr. Depp is a bigger man than Prince Harry will ever be. When Meg sh*ts on Harry's bed, he smiles and pretends it's scented like roses.
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  175. "Sun's out..." I thought that meant Rishi had been forced to resign. I'm disappointed I'm mistaken.
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  176.  @jeremiahjohnson-zn5hb  ANCIENT BRITISH LIVES MATTER. We demand reparashuns n munny n sheet from modern Italy.
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  177. The prison officer at the 2.20 part looks middle-eastern. Definitely not blue-eyed blond Nordic
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  178.  @run2cat4run  No. The Empire ended local wars. It was impossible for the British to occupy any lands without the consent and assistance of local rulers. The British Empire was quite different from other empires, because it was built by traders and merchants.
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  179.  @ashman8406  I have the right to disbelieve in the existence of your God. If you disapprove, you're going to murder me. Yeah, I've got it.
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  180. I want Calvin as the next Archbishop of Canterbury.
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  181. Brilliant comment. Please use similar comments on other videos. More people need to see it.
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  182. I've distrusted that lot since one of them tried to steal Peter Griffin's shirt. And charge him a nickel for every bing-bong.
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  183. I'm old enough to remember news coverage of the fall of Saigon.
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  184. I want to show my support for Mr. Musk by buying a Tesla. Being a white male, I will delay my gratification, work hard and save my money. My white value system enables BLM to describe me as a far right waycist.
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  185. Mainly peaceful. Hundreds survived.
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  186. I prefer "Emanuelle". It's sad that real-life lesbians are nothing like how they're portrayed on celluloid.
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  187.  @takilatime  I've been stopped a few times when driving. I was polite and so were the coppers. I never gave the cops a load of mouth. I didn't attempt to drive off by ramming the coppers or their cars. I didn't swallow a load of illegal drugs (which I didn't have anyway) or resist arrest. No coppers knelt on my back and I didn't die. Funny, that.
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  188. BIDEN: "Black players are just as white as smart phones".
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  189. Hamilton should keep his race on the track, not on his T-shirt.
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  190.  @VulpineSol  Katana swords aren't available in London. Hence the machetes.
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  191. Holding open the gates to the hen house. And inviting the foxes inside. I can't blame the foxes. They just do what everyone expected. I blame the people who held the door open.
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  192. "Make misogyny a hate crime": Ban the Tom Jones record, "Delilah".
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  193. Merci, bon ami Je regret ma Francais est tres mal. Notre... sorry, my English is better. Our own governments are our worst enemies.
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  194. "Fritz Henkel"... can you imagine a name any more German?
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  195. Stalin murdered more people than Hitler did.
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  196. ADVICE TO ANYONE CONSIDERING MARRIAGE: Observe how your intended interacts with his/her parents and siblings. If they're happy together, marry your intended because that'll be your future too. If your intended has a broken relationship with his/her parents and siblings (as per Meghan Markle), run away and hide.
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  197. Has Mark Twain been cancelled yet? Coming in three, two, one...
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  198. Soon most of us will own nothing but Rishi will be happy.
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  199. I'd like to know what percentage of the votes were postal. I'd like to know what percentage had names like "M0h4mmed".
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  200. Cho Bei Deng is the first Chinese-American POTUS.
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  201. GLENN QUAGMIRE: "Fat chicks deserve love too. But they gotta pay for it".
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  202. REQUEST FOR A FUTURE EPISODE: Please discuss the UK's broken "first past the post" electoral system. It permanently locks the UK into being governed by either the Labour Party, or the Conservatives (Labour with a pretty blue label). A party such as UKIP might obtain one third of the national vote in a general election, without getting a single seat. If "first past the post" was used in the Euro elections, UKIP could never have won a single Euro seat and we'd still been in the EU.
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  203.  @headwindshield  "Next time I go to hospital for surgery, I want a 50/50 chance of getting a surgeon who's only been given a job because she's a black one-legged lesbian" - said nobody ever.
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  204.  @Poodleinacan  Only the Germans could write a love song and make it sound like a military marching song.
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  205. Thomas Sowell is a far better person than this. I like to think it's down to culture, not r4ce.
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  206. Thanks for covering this.
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  207. Jon Stewart is Jewish. So is Spielberg and half the cast whom he selected.
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  208. He can seek asylum in Afghanistan.
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  209. We need Farage to be back.
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  210. An English professional footballer (soccer) has come out as gay this week. The BBC praises him as stunning and brave. If I come out as a proud heterosexual, I'll be reviled as a bigot. Go figure.
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  211. Hey Lotus Eaters - Please make a report about the ownership of the British press. Large chunks of the press are owned by the Saudis (The Guardian) and Russian oligarchs (Lebedev & The Independent).
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  212. Well done for reposting this. More people need to read it.
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  213. Biden actually says stuff like this.
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  214. As a Brit, I side with YOU. Yee-haw, praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
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  215. You lucky person.
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  216.  @Wr41thgu4rd  Agreed. 30 years from now, we'll be in the minority.
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  217. Agreed. The bagpiper was the best moment for me. A single piper, turning and walking away, his lament becoming quieter and faint, and turning away at the end. For me, that was the greatest, saddest, most profound minute or two of the entire ceremony.
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  218.  @StrawberryNUKE  I went to Asda (British equiv. to Walmart) during the lockdown and explained I didn't need a mask 'cos I was wearing a condom. During the 80s, the official advice was "Wear a condom for safety". I've worn a condom every day since and I'm not dead, so I know it works. So I showed my condom-clad willy to the security lady. The staff were needlessly upset and I was arrested. Unfair.
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  219. Judge not by the color of her skin but her sheer acreage.
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  220. Northern Italians view southern Italians as B.
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  221. My son's maths and English abilities hugely improved during the covid lockdown, when I taught him at home. Now he's returned to school, and he's slipped again.
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  222. Maybe Cromwell was right about the Papacy all along.
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  223. Ladies on the right are the BEST. I'll bet you're HOT. And if you're a senior, I'll bet you USED to be hot.
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  224. Zimbabwe Mark 2 on its way! I wish them luck 'cos they'll need it.
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  225. This criminal might still be at large. He was filmed going onto the bridge but not leaving. Perhaps he thumbed a lift. Or he phoned a mate from a payphone, "You're obligated to help me because we share the same faith". The cops claim, "It's OK, he's dead, nothing to see here, move along". Which is exactly what Springfield's Chief Wiggum or South Park's Officer Barbrady would say. - EDIT - His rotten corpse has been found.
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  226. Good news: They usually get ice-picked at the end. But by then, the damage has already been done.
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  227. I came here for updates about Edward Longshanks and I'm disappointed.
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  228. The justice system is way zist against career criminals.
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  229. Israel is a multicultural society with diverse faiths. How's that going?
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  230.  @MrJohnnyseven  Johnny Depp would approve of your statement.
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  231. Shanghai isn't all bad. There are no machete attacks by angry Somalians in Shanghai.
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  232. I'm still waiting for Jeremy Vine to discuss this on his daily BBC Radio 2 lunchtime discussion show.
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  233. If the Maoris were so advanced, how come they didn't sail to Europe and discover the British Isles?
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  234.  @wavell14  You is only sayin that cos he be black. (Joke.)
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  235. I wanna hear Father Dougal's view about this.
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  236. The British public would've forgiven Boris. His Muslim MPs would've increased their determination to destroy him.
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  237. Peter Griffin: "Shut up Meg".
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  238.  @thatlittlevoice6354  A few Irish geezers in Balaclava helmets should offer some stern advice to the people who are organising the Great Replacement. Speak firmly and politely to the lawyers, charity workers and ministers. Ask them whether they value having functioning kneecaps.
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  239.  @orenmontgomery8250  Best cycling safety advert ever: "CYCLISTS - RED AND GREEN - LEARN THE DIFFERENCE".
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  240. I recall that clip being aired on the BBC. The BBC edited the clip to make it appear Trump said it about people from El Salvador and Mexico and ran with that instead.
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  241. Sounds like a superhero. Kills 99.9% of germs. Dead.
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  242.  @Bigg_Trev  Yes, agreed. I see what you referenced there.
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  243. The US and UK will survive or fall together. Right now we're both in collapse.
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  244. A Van Gogh painting? Why can't the protestors just cut their ears off? I'd watch that on YouTube!
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  245. I loath antisemitism. Legitimate criticism of the state of Israel isn't antisemitic.
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  246.  @skymanifest8339  We've had five Tory PMs since Brown and Blair. All of them saw what was happening and looked the other way. I BLAME THE ENTIRE FECKIN ESTABLISHMENT.
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  247. Obama was the first African American POTUS. Biden is the first Chinese-American POTUS.
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  248. Looks like some parts of London.
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  249. Thanks for explaining that. Even on this channel, only a tiny percentage of viewers will know what the Gordian Knot was. A bit like the term "Pyrrhic victory". I'm not claiming superiority. I've never understood the off side rule and never will.
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  250. Your comment is absolutely f*ckin' brilliant. Please repeat widely. Your comment also applies to white 100 metre sprinters and black... I'm afraid to say anything in case I'm cancelled.
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  251.  @kaseydynneson1925  EVERY country was pleased when Britain lost its 13 colonies. They assumed it would weaken British power. Didn't make much difference.
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  252.  @elih9700  The EU flag? No.
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  253. I want GB News to hire independent journalists such as these two guys to review the morning papers. Hire Andrew Lawrence to provide comic interludes.
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  254. Agreed. I've dealt with lots of Romanians on a business level. They've told me TRUE Romanians are good people, and all the trouble comes from the R0m4ny Romanians. "True" Romanians regard them as scum. I'm happy to accept what I've been told.
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  255.  @murderalphabetinc.5162  What are the side effects of a violent career criminal swallowing a large dose of fentanyl, in order to prevent it from being found by the cops?
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  256. The US has the right to arm bears. Does that apply to gorillas?
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  257.  @jimtaylor294  "Both Oscar Schindler and I made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked!"
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  258. OLD GUY: "There's a storm coming". SARAH CONNOR: "I know". TRUMP: "Stand safely behind me, Sarah. I'm in their way". SKYNET: "Even better".
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  259. Man from Newcastle, wearing a stripey jersey, drinking brown ale and talking with a Geordie accent.
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  260. The "far right" = Anybody the left dislikes. Reminds me of Rik from "The Young Ones". I apologise if younger viewers don't get the reference. A silly infantile leftie who shouts "Fascist" at anyone he dislikes. Search YouTube for "Rik Mayall fascist".
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  261.  @paulclothier2583  I wonder: How big a garden does Bill Gates have?
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  262. Thankyou, friend. Here's my advice: Argentina should become super-friendly to the UK and the Falklands. After Argentina shows its good friendship, the UK and Argentina can make a deal which satisfies all parties. It might take 100 years, but it will happen.
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  263.  @livedandletdie  What's the number one reason why Gibraltar won't become a part of Spain? It's because the Spanish have expressed hatred and vilification against Gibraltar for hundreds of years. It's like a suitor who requests the hand of a pretty girl, by speaking hatred and threats and insults. Why in f*ck's name would you want to join with a bullying maniac?
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  264. OLD SAYING: "There are three ways to do anything: The right way, the wrong way and the way the French would do it".
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  265. This murderer will probably get a statue.
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  266. I've never trusted the CCP since Mr. Washee-Washee stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  267. Joe McCarthy was right.
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  268. You're a good woman and you deserve the respect of your man. YOU are the better part of the human species. Keep up the good work, gal!
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  269. "Ack ack ack! Do not run! We are your friends!"
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  270. Here in the UK, the BBC.
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  271.  @mortenovergaard7397  I left an inoffensive reply here, 30 minutes ago. I've returned and it's been deleted.
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  272. Same as in Iran.
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  273. Why couldn't the government have done this for homeless ex-servicemen?
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  274. The acid guy is hiding at Gary Lineker's house.
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  275. If this was the BBC, one of the presenters would be black.
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  276. I've become frightened of rainbows.
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  277. I want these blokes to go on I'm a Celeb. Alongside Owen Jones and Andrew Marr. See who wins.
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  278.  @jane---489  Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
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  279. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're both like the Titanic, one minute after the collision. The lights are still on. The band still plays. But a horrific disaster has been set in motion and cannot now be averted.
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  280. I recall the scene in a Bond movie where Goldfinger gets ripped out of his Jetstream.
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  281.  @allseeingotto2912  Sadly true.
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  282.  @urphakeandgey6308  I'm British. The US and the UK will stand or fall together.
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  283. FUN FACT: Childbirth is hereditary. If your parents didn't have children, neither will you.
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  284. Brandon himself is a better POTUS than Biden, too.
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  285. MAKE SEXISM GREAT AGAIN.
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  286.  @TheAzureNightmare  Clarkson should've asked the Stig to apologise on his behalf. We'd still be waiting.
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  287.  @markzuckergecko621  All the evidence which would've cleared Chauvin was excluded by the Court.
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  288. A strong and inspiring woman indeed.
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  289. Sandy is gay. She got the job after the previous gay man moved on.
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  290.  @tomhildenfigger8982  I want Jezza, Hamster and the Captain to form the next government. Jezza as PM, Hamster to do all the interviews because the ladies think he's cute, and the Captain to do all the actual work. The Stig can do PM Questions in the House. Saves work for the stenographer.
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  291. Excellent observation. "I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!"
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  292.  @jwill540  Designed to fail.
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  293. I wish somebody like Putin would run the UK. Somebody who actually loves their country.
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  294. The French are revolting in a good way.
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  295. I'm looking forward to a Netflix TV series about this, but it might need to wait for ten or more years.
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  296. This is what happens when we invite foxes into our hen house.
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  297. Joe Biden says this won't happen. Yeah.
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  298. Nuffin' about this on the TV news.
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  299. @jon b If viruses mutated and became worse and worse and worse and worse, we'd all be dead. As a rule of thumb, viruses mutate and become weaker. There's also "herd immunity", whereby people develop anti bodies. Otherwise humanity would've died out by now.
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  300. I want The Lotus Eaters to get slots on GB News. These guys and a handful of others (Alex Belfield, PJW, the Reverend, etc.) should be hired for discussion panels and to review the morning papers. Plenty of us would follow them. The BBC finances lefties such as Guardian journalists, to preach their twisted hate,. Decent folk need to be heard as well.
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  301. @Tank Hill OK, "a judicially-authorised lynching". Known in Australia as a "kangaroo court". Like the courts used by the Nazi state to condemn its enemies. Or the Soviet show trials in which the only possible verdict was "guilty". There was only ever going to be one verdict.
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  302. British here. I live close to where thousands of Canucks were billeted under canvas during the months leading to D-Day. I'm very proud of you Canucks. Except for Trudeau and his ilk.
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  303. Agreed!
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  304. Perhaps the US should indeed cease funding the police. Put weapons into the hands of every householder. Let the householders sort out the problem.
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  305. They'll never visit parts of London.
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  306.  @Grinch5353  BLM would regard Apu's values as white supremacist.
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  307.  @allseeingotto2912  I'm reminded of a line spoken by Richard Burton in "The Medusa Touch". "I will bring down the entire edifice on their unworthy heads". I wish I had that power.
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  308. None of this is afr irght.
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  309.  @blunderingfool  Mostly peaceful.
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  310. If you think Will Smith was dangerous, invite Alec Baldwin and see what happens.
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  311.  @stumccabe  yore a spelin Narzi ant litrully Hilter. But you're correct.
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  312. WE NEED A STATUE OF THIS HERO.
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  313. Fry and Leela arrive at a new planet. FRY: "I'm hungry". LEELA: "It's a Class M planet so there should be plenty of Roddenberries".
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  314. Joe doesn't understand anything that's happening.
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  315. A great man being attacked by jealous haters. Jesus Christ had the same initials as Jeremy Clarkson. 2000 years ago, JC got nailed to a cross. These days you just get cancelled.
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  316. Most of the assailants have one thing in common.
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  317. And kitchens in big hotels.
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  318. Agreed. How did that go? Oh I remember.
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  319.  @elih9700  My apologies. I suspected you might be a leftist remoaner, claiming the people of Europe should unite under one flag. I apologise for assuming you possessed such disgusting tendencies. No offence intended. I'd sooner allow Diane to sit on my face and wriggle, than adopt a single European flag for the UK.
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  320. Thankyou, cousin. I was deeply touched by Donald Trump's kind tribute to Her Majesty. The US and UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're destroying ourselves.
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  321.  @btuesday  I wish the UK's electoral system was fit for purpose. The kind of change achieved in Holland is virtually impossible in the UK.
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  322. Provide seating and sell tickets. I'll laugh so hard, I'll break a rib.
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  323.  @androidoficeandfire9667  Sequels tend to get worse and worse. Reminds me of one of the Jaws sequels which Michael Caine appeared in. He said, "I've never seen it. I'm told it's dreadful. But the house which it bought for me is lovely".
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  324. The crying guy from the 2.30 point... It's funny when Peter Griffin does it, but not in real life.
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  325. I wonder why the media won't mention that the Epstein-Maxwell sex parties were honey traps by an intelligence agency.
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  326.  @marianogarre500  WOW!
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  327. Can we use them in the English Channel?
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  328. The US & UK will stand or fall together. To any Yanks reading this: Please sort yourselves out. The entire free world will collapse with you.
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  329. No point in fighting for our countries any more. Let BAME lesbians do it for us.
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  330.  @Greg-q2r  All afr irght activists in one place couldn't fill a double decker bus. Exclude the undercover BBC / Guardian journalists and the bus would be half empty. Next, exclude the persons whom the Special Branch compelled to become informers. The only person remaining is an old lady who thought it was the 7.30 to the hospital.
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  331. LEFTISTS: "I wanna disband the police". SURVIVALISTS: "Yeah I'd be happy if me and my buddies could use the BLM for target practice".
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  332. I live in England, not far from where heroic Canuck soldiers lived under canvas for months before going to D-Day. Both the UK and Canada are destroying themselves. Tragic. Insane.
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  333. Good comment. Please repeat widely.
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  334. Owen Jones resembles Rik Mayal's creation for the 1980s TV series, "The Young Ones". A narcissistic spiteful self-styled Peoples' Poet, who loses an argument and storms off, shouting "Fascist!".
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  335. Clarkson could make a TV show about paint drying, and he'd make it the BEST TV show... in the WORLD.
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  336. Me too. I never got charged once. Maybe I should've tried to outrun the police and, when cornered, threatened to drive into a policeman. What would've happened next?
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  337. If "bodies are just bodies", what's all the fuss about upskirting?
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  338. CHANNEL 4 (probably): Hooters shouldn't be allowed. Also Channel 4: View our TV series in which people choose whom to date by looking at their private parts.
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  339.  alantrik  To be fair, Canada's land mass is TINY but its population is HUGE. Right? Right? Yeah, Turdeau says so.
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  340. @Tank Hill NO DEFINITELY NOT DEFENDING THE FLOYD! We should congratulate Floyd on not having committed a single criminal offence since his arrest. That's good policing right there.
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  341. "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability". Great line from the movie, "As Good as it Gets". Unfair I know, but there's truth in it. As a male, I accept crime would virtually disappear if men behaved more like women. We males ain't perfect either. Far from it. Far from it.
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  342. Interesting to learn the "British" Pakistani who was shot dead in Texas was a Labour Party member and activist. Members of his family were Labour members and two of them are serving councillors. Perhaps it would be better to investigate Pakistani infiltration into the Labour Party.
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  343. Fish sticks and Kanye.
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  344. Andrew Lawrence is innocent. Laurence Fox is innocent. Prince Andrew is...
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  345.  @herbiehusker1889  I'm surprised both your comment and mine remain visible.
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  346. FUN FACT: Selling British equipment to the Argies greatly helped the British armed services. If you're in HMS Conqueror and you're trailing the Belgrano and two British-built warships, it greatly helps to know what the Argentine anti-submarine sonar can and can't do.
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  347. There's never a shortage of government bullsh*t, either in Ohio or the UK.
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  348. O'Bama doesn't look Irish to me.
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  349. Designed to fail. A Roman emperor wanted an opponent drowned. He had a ship especially built so that, upon removing ONE peg, the entire ship would fall to pieces and sink. One henchman (who could swim) performed the task. Job done. As I say: Designed to fail.
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  350. Maybe the UK should surround itself with a sea. It would take a seriously moronic government to f*ck that up, right?
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  351. Mao murdered more people than Stalin and Hitler combined. Diane Abbott admires Mao. Read the Wiki biography of the BBC's Andrew Marr. You'll be surprised. Go on. Read it now.
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  352. Other countries have electoral systems whereby parliamentary seats could be won by small parties. In the UK, Reform could get one third of the national vote without winning one single seat. UKIP only gained seats in Europe because a different electoral system was used. In other words: We be completely forked.
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  353. Two of my favourite American YouTubers are Officer Tatum and Anthony Brian Logan. They both firmly support Trump and they're both black. I'm white and I regard these black men as my blood-brothers.
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  354. If the Maoris were so f*ckin' smart, how come Maoris didn't sail to Europe and discover the British Isles?
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  355. Russian/Greek Christianity is da real thang.
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  356. OLD GUY: "There's a storm coming". SARAH CONNOR: "I know".
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  357. If you are reading this - -YOU ARE THE RESISTANCE.
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  358. Zuby is proof of how powerful and strong a woman can be. And that women can have a p*n*s. But don't trust me, I'm not a biologist. (If you don't understand the "strong and powerful woman" reference, please do a search.)
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  359. You have WONDERFUL genetics, Jacqui.
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  360. A man will ALWAYS be attractive to women, if he has two things: 1.) A big pile of money, and - 2.) Nothing else required.
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  361. Lotus: Loads Of Trouble, Usually Serious. Sorry, I had to.
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  362. We need more "rooftop Koreans".
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  363. Zaphod Beeblebrox for President! (An obscure comment but somebody might get it.)
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  364.  @mattcgw  The worst part is the ethnic replacement.
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  365. "SQUAD - CAMP IT UP!" A gay British Army.
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  366. Imagine if the Emperor had used the name "Liberty and Justice Star" instead of "Death Star". Nobody would've anticipated the danger and the Rebel Alliance would've looked the other way.
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  367.  @CPowell133  "Many are in that boat". A rubber inflatable. Filled with people who hate us.
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  368. For the ashes of our fathers and the temples of our gods. Wokists would regard that as waycist.
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  369.  @ramadamming8498  Sinn Fein fought the wrong enemy. Sinn Fein claimed the British were the enemy of the Irish people. It's now clear the biggest enemy of the Irish people is Sinn Fein.
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  370.  @firefox5714  As a Brit, if it came to a last stand, there are few people I'd more like to stand beside than an Aussie. Except maybe a Gurkha.
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  371. Looking very 19th century British officer in the colonies.
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  372. Diane is the gift which keeps... Sorry, Joe was typing this and forgot the subject.
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  373. BASED.
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  374. Loads of replies disappearing. A bit like names on ballot papers.
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  375. As a Brit, I think it's horrible that US citizens need to go armed at all times to defend themselves. If I was an American, would I own a hand gun? Damned right, I'd own several. I'd give up guns after the US Government takes every handgun away from every criminal, but not before.
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  376. I'm still wondering how Tony Blair, his wife and son amassed a combined wealth of hundreds of £millions.
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  377. The US should've sent loads of Chicago aspiring rappers. They'd have killed everyone they found.
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  378. In Nigeria, there's a contemptuous phrase used for persons of mixed race. They're called "yellow men". A REAL black African is so black, he/she is almost dark purple.
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  379.  @t8kabr8km85  Nigerians invented the toilet seat. But it was a British idea to put a hole through it.
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  380.  @NotAnElf  Imagine if Enoch's advice had been taken in the late 1960s. The UK's crime rate would be only half its present level. The UK's prison population would be reduced by two-thirds. Buying your own home would be affordable.
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  381. I hope the UK accepts 100,000 Azov-associated refugees. Rehome them in towns like Telford, where children are routinely gang-raped. Instruct the cops to step aside and allow the Ukrainians to get on with it.
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  382.  @jona826  Meanwhile the BBC has us all looking elsewhere. Distract, befuddle, confuse. Nuffin to see here.
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  383. I recall the 1970s poster of a woman tennis player scratching her bum. Nothing more to add.
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  384. Brit here. We will stand or fall together. Right now we're both collapsing.
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  385. How about Robert Newton? "Aaaarrgghhh, Jim Lad..."
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  386. £100,000? Illegal fugees get all of that for free in the seaside hotel at the end of my road. A choice of TWO pools (inside and outside) plus sea views.
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  387.  Paul Revere 1776  Big bundles of fasces were used by tanks in both world wars, for filling-in trenches.
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  388. Still safer than somebody shouting, "Alan's Snackbar".
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  389.  @charlytaylor1748  It was a lynching.
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  390. Here in the UK, it's a hate-crime to criticise the peaceful religion.
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  391. Surely the migrants can be sent to join the Chinese community on Craggy Island.
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  392. Depends on whom the advert is intended to appeal to. Young males objectify women as existing for the purpose of having for sex. I mean... what else are they for?
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  393. You are entirely correct, my former colonial buddy. Keep your weapon close and keep your ammunition closer.
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  394.  @markzuckergecko621  Dammit, all of those Miss Man clips appear to have been deleted.
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  395. I wonder what John Bercow thinks about this. Actually, no I don't.
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  396. I prefer my women like my coffee. Without a pen15.
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  397. Lovely to see how many Yanks are here, says this Brit. We'll stand or fall together. Right now we're falling.
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  398. Plumbers can never be replaced by AI and earn lots n lots.
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  399.  @MasterSwo-MK  Old Mafia saying: "Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer". As Michael Corleone said to Fredo, "I love you but don't ever take sides against the Family again". What happened to Fredo?
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  400. They're coming for you too.
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  401. Great film. One day I'll read the book.
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  402. Car ownership didn't cause a man to drive through a parade of white children and grand mothers in Waukesha.
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  403.  @ShallowDepression  At Ali's best, he could be very sweet and witty. Maybe an inheritance from his Scottish great-grandmother. Yes, really. Look it up. The apple fell far from the tree with Sturgeon.
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  404.  @aimzexile4931  I say men don't have a cervix. That means I'm a transphobic proto-terrorist.
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  405. The Life of Brian is a far better movie than The Passion of the Christ. I watched Gibson's movie all the way through and didn't laugh once.
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  406. Can we crowd-fund a statue of this hero?
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  407.  @fterimage  The USA is Cuba's number one hate-target. First, Cuba hates the USA. Next, it asks "Why won't the USA help us?"
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  408. I was there in Westminster! Geert needed a police escort to protect him. In case the peaceful people murdered him.
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  409. I adopt the same view as Brian Griffin: "I'm not racist, I watch tons of black porn".
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  410. Agreed. The TV documentary was called "The Smoking Gun". Very convincing argument. The Secret Service had to cover-up their tragic accident, hence JFK's brain going missing because it contained parts of the frangible bullet, almost unique to the Secret Service.
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  411. Unlike the UK, the French military might even step in and organise a coup.
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  412. The spirit of RAF 303 Squadron. "Repeat please..." ...V R O O O M !!!
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  413. In the 1980s, Biden stole speeches from Neil Kinnock. These days Biden steals his mathematics from Dianne Abbott.
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  414. "Father Christmas, big belly, long beard, bad suit. Indian".
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  415. @Michael Fox There's nothing right wing about not wanting your kids to be groomed by adult perverts. Other examples apply as well.
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  416. Also, enjoying an occasional w4nk has often helped me.
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  417. The BBC regards your comment as waycist or something.
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  418.  @Richard.Vox.  Nothing far right about being a patriot who loves freedom.
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  419. I'm in one of the whitest areas in the UK. Half the people in the town centre are non-white. It's not like Africa, but it's definitely like Chicago.
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  420.  @johnjohnson9182  The only Brandon worth cheering.
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  421. I hope the Lotus Eaters can adopt this as a project and film it. Maybe their guy can enter Broadcasting House with a sleeping bag and just kip there.
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  422. Cops have stopped me several times whilst I've been driving my car. My car wasn't on a firearms watch list. I didn't try to outrun the cops. I didn't threaten to run over the police. I wasn't shot dead. Kaba wins the week's Darwin award.
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  423. Your comment is too sensible ever to be expressed in the mainstream media.
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  424. Other festivals tended to be based on a religion. Can't celebrate Christmas properly if you're not from a Christian background. Thanksgiving is about living in the land of the free and having food in your belly. Applies equally to all faiths.
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  425.  @andrewsarchus6036  There are supposed to be seven replies (plus this one) but several disappear when I click on the button. Both the BBC and YouTube only allow a specific narrative.
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  426.  @FreaKCSGOHacker  It's joke from the 1970s, told by a Czech comedian who was banned by the communist government. I assume it works for Cuba too. A bit like Andrew Lawrence, destroyed for being too truthful and too funny..
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  427. There is no upper limit to diversity.
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  428. I heard that in Hank Hill's voice.
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  429. Hurricane Ian is God's way of destroying Disney World for embracing gay values.
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  430. FUN FACT: Childbirth is hereditary. If your parents didn't have children, neither will you.
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  431. I read the title as "HGV". I thought it was a video about lorry driving.
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  432. "Immigration austerity". Good phrase. Please repeat widely. More people need to see this phrase and repeat it.
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  433. GOOD NEWS: We can't run out of meat. I'm told the new arrivals taste like pork.
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  434. What's a Britbong?
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  435.  @grimhat2  As a fellow Brit who can't arm himself, I've seen nail guns being used as weapons in movies. I've looked up how to modify nail guns on the internet. It appears they can't actually be used as handguns, their depiction in the movies is exaggerated. We Brits could be arrested for carrying an offensive weapon if we had a spoon in our pockets.
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  436. Kathy Griffin: Meg's older, nastier sister.
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  437.  @SensitiveYouTubeCensorship  This is why I don't want British cops to carry guns.
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  438. Adult gays teaching little children how to be homosexual. That's an example of why the US constitution forbids cruel and unusual punishments. Allow a group of parents in a locked room with this kind of monster. Neither cruel nor unusual would be the half of what the parents would dish out..
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  439. I want a free Julian Assange. Free black people? I wouldn't want one.
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  440.  @sorrysirmygunisoneba  Is that you, Clem? It's funny how real-life lesbians never resemble the ones on naughty channels.
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  441. INDEPENDENCE DAY: Will Smith knocks out an alien with one punch. REAL LIFE: Chris Rock continues like nothing happened.
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  442. "I want your boots, your clothes, your motorcycle and your freedoms. Give them to me".
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  443. Humza Yousaf might be the SNP's next first minister. I hope he'll do the same for the SNP as Rishi's done for the Conservative Party.
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  444. Applies to stopping the fugee invasion and leaving the EU.
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  445. "Ack ack ack! Alan's Snackbar!"
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  446.  @thorin1045  Yeah, the science of exploding gunpowder and the forging of iron. That's science!
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  447. Joggers too?
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  448. The title of this video says it all. Well done, Lotus Eaters.
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  449. GOD BLESS AMERICA says this Brit. We will stand or fall together. Right now we're collapsing.
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  450.  @austin9568AuraMasterDX  It's life, Jim, but not as we know it".
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  451. The left claim you're first because of white privilege.
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  452. Every video created by PJW is a masterpiece. Carl and a few others are smarter, but PJW does it on a grand scale.
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  453. I read your comment as "cock". "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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  454. The heroes who took up arms against the Redcoats were mostly former Brits. As a Brit myself, I probably would've sided with the revolutionaries.
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  455.  @geoffrobinson  EVERY comment I make about this is ALWAYS rendered invisible or deleted by the algorithms. It's the oldest trick in the book. Introduce a royal or a politician to a juvenile. Film them bonking and turn the screw. The term used for this always gets my comment deleted, but it's the word used for the stuff made by bees and the container it's kept in.
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  456. 1984 + Fahrenheit 451 = 2021.
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  457. You mean like Sadiq Khan becoming mayor?
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  458.  @Vesdus  Robot Wars must change its rules, to allow male robots to identify as female.
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  459. It'll need to be bad, before it reaches the level of the black-on-Asian crime wave.
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  460.  @andrewpease3688  Churchill was damned good with impromptu retorts. As First Lord of the Admiralty before WW1, Churchill was attempting to modernise the Royal navy. A senior admiral shouted at Churchill, "This is contrary to the traditions of the Royal Navy!" Churchill shouted back, "What are the traditions of the Royal navy? Rum, buggery and the lash!"
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  461. GET THE COMFY CHAIR!
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  462.  @markmorrid8144  True. And falling.
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  463. I refuse to fund the BBC for that reason.
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  464. As a mutant, my special power is to create a worldwide civilisation which values liberty and justice.
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  465. Nah, Trump never spoke in praise of Iranian freedom.
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  466. I wonder how many comments here will be rendered invisible. I've arrived three minutes in. There are supposed to be 17 comments. Only eight are visible. Same with Replies to comments. Half of the Replies will be rendered invisible. I wonder whether THIS comment will remain.
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  467. I don't think any of us here are far right.
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  468. I'm a Briton from Africa. My ancestors left Africa hundreds of years ago, hunted mammoths as they crossed Europe and walked across Doggerland before the ice sheets melted. Been in the UK ever since. Black people want freedom? Freedom is earned, not given.
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  469. I recall a phrase from Monty Python: "The old 'elmet and boots would give the game away".
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  470. Watch the original video. The cops ceased beating King immediately he stopped resisting. If King had suddenly pulled a gun, one of more cops might've finished their shifts in pine boxes.
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  471.  @anthonydavis9842  Maybe the BBC. He seems the type.
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  472. Covid is so DANGEROUS, you don't know you've got it unless a test tells you so.
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  473. Almost First. 'Cos I've benefitted from systemic waycism, claims the BBC.
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  474. We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. The horrific tragedy has been set in motion and there's no way to stop it now.
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  475. Damned good strategy. Attack them where they're weak, not strong.
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  476. Nah, it's more like a suicidal death-spiral.
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  477. And Brexit. Or climate change.
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  478.  @hieug.rection1920  I recall the book "Monty Python: The Case Against", written by one of their friends, which gave an inside look at the censoring crap they had to deal with. Your other comment is correct: Their values haven't changed, it's the Left which has gone nutty. The Pythons' leftist stance of opposing every form of censorship is now regarded as extremist far-right bigotry.
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  479. The Vatican burned scientists alive, for proving the Earth orbits the sun. THE LEFT: "Good idea! Let's ban everything which opposes our narrative!"
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  480. Joe Biden increasingly reminds me of Admiral/President Benson in the movies, "Hot Shots" and "Hot Shots Part Deux". "I got wounded. It was the Battle of Midway or the Battle of the Little Big Horn. I can't remember which. It was the one without the Injuns".
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  481. I enjoy owning nothing and being unhappy.
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  482. Rishi blamed everybody except himself.
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  483. Diane Abbott counted them.
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  484. Excellent comment. Very short. Very truthful.
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  485. We need to prevent the best candidates from standing against each other. Splitting the vote helps nobody except the f*ckers we need to vote out.
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  486. Which country? The UK? Canada? France? Sweden? Belgium? The USA? We're all completely fooked, and we've all deliberately done it to ourselves. Funny how that doesn't apply to Poland or Hungary.
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  487. Not a lot of Africans in New Zealand. I don't see what they can complain about.
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  488. People are anxious 'cos life ain't everything we'd hoped for. Same old same old as forever.
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  489. Going down on a trans person? No thanks. Just NO. No no no no no.
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  490. Enoch's ghost says, "I told you so".
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  491. I'd sooner believe Dom than Doris.
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  492.  @carbon1255  Did you hear about the Irish kamikaze pilot? He flew 20 successful missions.
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  493.  @gabrielboorom2683  I visited Disney World in Florida and used the toilets. A stall door burst open, and I saw Mickey giving a B-job to Pluto. I'm traumatised, I'll never go back and now I'm frightened of rainbows.
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  494. Gallows humour.
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  495. As a Brit, I feel your pain. Same here.
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  496. Unidentifiable phenomena = US & Chinese reconnaissance flights. We Brits did a lot as well.
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  497.  @Beuwen_The_Dragon  Do you recall the Monty Python Australian sketch? "Rule number one: No po0fter5". A sketch from back in the day, when a gay bloke like Graham Chapman could make jokes about his sexuality without being destroyed.
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  498.  @Sandwich13455  Salad?
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  499. I'm surprised YouTube hasn't cancelled your comment yet.
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  500.  @tomorrowneverdies567  Enoch was quoting from a classic text, a prediction of trouble, "I see the River Tiber flowing with much blood". If I said "the floodgates of migration have been opened". It doesn't literally mean there are gates. But I recall the Westminster Bridge attack above the Thames, and Enoch wasn't far wrong.
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  501.  @fallen8bitotaku  I wonder how many lives Chauvin saved by taking out a violent career criminal. Obviously we need to hold cops to account, we can't have them using excessive force, you or I could be their next victim. A misjudgement made by a cop when dealing with a HUGE violent man who's resisting arrest isn't the same as murder.
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  502. I was among the first to arrive on this video. I left several comments. I returned after five minutes. Half of my comments are deleted. Wow.
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  503. I want The Lotus Eaters to entertain me into believing stuff. I wanna see them do an expressive dance which describes liberty and democracy. I'm imagining Carl in a frilly pink frock.
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  504.  @archstanton4365  John Adams. I saw the TV series and now I've bought the DVD set. But my favourite hero from that era is Ben Franklin. I firmly recommend watching the Ken Burns documentary if you get the chance.
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  505.  @NeinBreaker  A mighty hunter.
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  506. I respect you for posting this. Mainstream broadcasters would describe you as a conspiracy theorist. And try to find away to make you shut up.
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  507.  @tonybaloney8401  I never thought it could happen in the US. I never imagined the UK could destroy itself either.
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  508. Joe Biden reminds me of a sequence from MP's "The Golden Age of Ballooning". King Louis suddenly goes silent. An aide has to wobble his head around, so that his pea-sized brain slots back into place.
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  509. I wish funding the BBC was optional.
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  510. Visit the Lansdowne area. Mostly black and south Asian. What happens next?
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  511.  @flynick  Good names! Please spread those names widely! Like the pox itself.
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  512. It's a bad idea for a French president to offend retired generals. The last time that happened, they hired an Englishman codenamed "The Jackal".
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  513. Zulu is a great movie, partly because it's fair and respectful towards the Zulus. In that respect it's like the movie "Battle of Britain", made shortly afterwards. Both movies starred Michael Caine, this time as a Spitfire pilot. There's a bit where he says, "Oi you Jerries, stop chuckin' those blinkin' spears". Maybe.
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  514. It should be compulsory to mock religions.
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  515. "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability" - Jack Nicholson's line describing women, from "As Good as it Gets". Woman claims it's untrue, gets upset and acts without reason or accountability.
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  516.  @clownshoes6137  FUN FACT: Robert Redford's character in "Out of Africa" was a real-life Brit. Redford couldn't do a convincing accent, so he played the guy as an American.
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  517.  @ALifeWellSteved  "My hovercraft is full of eels". (I apologise if that's an obscure reference.)
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  518.  @Christina-g4s  Jabba was a better guy than George Floyd. Jabba created jobs and wasn't speciesist.
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  519. @Alex Mit We saw it happening. But the sheep refuse to accept the evidence of their eyes.
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  520. Danke, freund. Ich bin sein Tommy kamerad.
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  521. Welcome, Sir! I spent 29 years as a Tory activist. Now I say - F*CK THEM ALL.
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  522. I'm British, and I'm prouder of America than are leftist Americans. To any Americans reading this: God Bless America. Anybody who disagrees is a shite. The US and the UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're going down faster than a paedo on a school child.
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  523. As a Pastafarian, I stand with Catholics, Protestants and Jews.
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  524. I got banned too. Back under a different name. It's a mark of merit.
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  525. Is it OK to call her "her"?
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  526. Keep your Second Amendment. And your powder dry.
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  527. I visit for the videos, respect the wise comments and smile widely at the names we adopt.
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  528. The Establishment will find a way to bend it, kill it or twist it.
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  529. People will accuse him of being a skin head way sist.
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  530. My advice to any man seeking marriage: You've hired a womb to gestate your offspring. If you get lifelong love and companionship as well, that's better than wonderful. If not, it's still "mission accomplished".
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  531. Agreed. The Uniparty's enemy is my friend.
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  532. Second Amendment gives you the right to arm bears. Or something.
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  533.  @simonschneider5913  Every comment or reply which I leave about this is automatically deleted. The comment remains if I'm vague (as I am here) but my reply will disappear if I use proper nouns.
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  534. This is what we need from the smaller political parties: Cooperate with each other, don't find trivial differences and stand against each other.
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  535. Good comment. End of discussion. No need for me to watch 24 minutes of this video. You've nailed it in two sentences.
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  536. Not just blaming Brexit. They'll blame the white people.
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  537.  @HaggisMuncher-y2u  Many people who visit these videos have detailed knowledge of specific historic events. I recall a troll on a video from the movie, "Battle of Britain". He reckoned the "Heinkel turkey shoot" over the North Sea was fake mumbo-jumbo jingoism. Many of us nerds replied that it was an accurate portrayal of one of the raids on 15th August 1940. He later deleted his comment. I wouldn't recognise a Mauser from a mouse trap. Some of the replies have indicated that there are alternative explanations for the photo. All nice to read.
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  538.  @DireW0lf0  Yes but he can't earn like Cameron or Blair. And Nigel could get the push at any moment. I'd eat bugs for £six-figures as well.
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  539. Sadly true. RAF 303 Squadron. Monte Cassino. Enigma. I would be proud to make my last stand alongside a Brit of Polish descent.
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  540.  @Muck006  Armies make their own luck. When Napoleon was appointing commanders he'd never met, he'd ask, "Is he lucky?" A lucky commander finds ways to turn adversity into advantage. A bit like the famous US Marine commander Chesty Puller who told his troops, "The Japanese surround us on all sides. We've got Japs to the north, Japs to the south, Japs to the east, Japs to the west. Which means they can't get away from us this time".
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  541.  @revermen3580  "Hollol". You sirry irriot.
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  542.  @BasedScotsman1984  Boy George was imprisoned for a violent sex attack. The BBC continues to invite Boy George as an honoured guest. Glitter was unlucky. Unlike Boy George, he didn't share the same nonce friends.
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  543. ALMOST FIRST!
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  544. mebbe furst
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  545. @@TheEightHeadedSnake It's just a conspiracy theory that our comments and replies keep disappearing.
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  546.  @TheMoniquebean  I was gonna leave the same comment.
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  547.  @I_Don_t_want_a_handle  How many fathers did the two children have?
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  548. I'll always Like your comments 'cos of your name. No other reason needed.
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  549. Nobody cares unless you touch children. Same applies to heterosexuals.
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  550. I watch the p*rn as well and make up my own mind. i keep a box of Kleenex nearby, just in case.
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  551. Catarrh isn't a country, it's a lump of mucus.
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  552.  @miniondaechir  Charles doesn't care, providing his family firm still sits on the throne of the caliphate.
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  553.  @tomorrowneverdies567  A French queen said shortly before her execution, "Apres moi le deluge". In English: "After me, the flood". She didn't literally mean that heavy rain would produce lots of water. She meant her own death would precipitate the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. "I see the River Tiber [a river in Rome] flowing with much blood" means "I see serious trouble approaching". The fact we're discussing this here proves Enoch was correct.
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  554. Our God-Emperor.
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  555. Rich men north of Richmond want to silence you.
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  556. US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're both committing suicide.
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  557. This is what happens when we invite foxes to share our hen house.
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  558.  @gideonhorwitz9434  Fascinating discussion, and all we're discussing is a bloke's hair. It's almost gay.
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  559.  @themk4982  Agreed. I've read that Churchill was alarmed by the figures, even in the 1950s. Churchill wanted to curtail the problem, but he had repeated strokes (heart attacks) and at times he could barely function.
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  560. I can tell you're Swedish. Your English is better than that of most Britons.
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  561. I recall reading an account from a Belgian who flew with the RAF during WW2. He said the best food in the world was to eat a full English breakfast, three times a day. Fried eggs, bacon, tomatoes and potatoes... This was in the era when most of those ingredients were rationed. Aircrew who were flying on operations were offered the rare privilege of having TWO eggs on their plate. The option was to have TWO eggs either before they flew off or after they'd got home. Most aircrew ate their two eggs BEFORE their mission, just in case they didn't make it back.
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  562. Haha! True.
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  563. No, they're using irony. As in, "Isn't it lovely how diverse our cities have become".
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  564. FOURTEEN HOURS IN A QUEUE? There are people waiting for cancer treatment who are waiting 14 months.
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  565. I've never trusted the Chinese since one of them stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  566.  @franko2886  George was a Christian, therefore a brother to every Christian across the globe. But only Idris Elba could play him in a movie today.
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  567. The Archbishop of Canterbury whom we need but will never get.
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  568.  @ChimpRiot  I want a philosophical discussion between Carl and Prof. Gideon Micropenis.
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  569.  @Whitby_Abbeys_Ghost  Ack-ack-ack!
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  570.  @drdeadbeat1604  Mrs. T chopping up dead bodies. Roy Hattersley eating food and gobbing over everything. President Reagan's brain going missing.
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  571. TO ANY AMERICANS READING THIS: I'm British. Your 2nd amendment exists: 1.) To defend your city if British Redcoats are marching down your street, and- 2.) To defend your city if there's a mob, burning and looting and murdering. We need more Kyles, more rooftop Koreans and more heroes.
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  572. Yes. Yes. You are correct. In the 1920s, this kind of talk preceded the Nazi government. Look what happened when the gained the whip hand.
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  573. If Tony Blair was still PM, Sasha Johnson would get a peerage.
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  574. AY UP LOTUS EATERS! (This comment is a homage to 2 Tone, who leaves this on every LE video.)
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  575.  @lindalaw5466  I left a reply here 15 minutes ago but it's been deleted.
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  576. Old proverb in the US: "A Republican is a Democrat who got mugged the day before".
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  577.  @angelsalinas8697  I assumed the name was a reference to the prostate. Best examined by stuffing a hand into the rectum. Charity's committee: "Yeah, that too".
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  578. No government could be so incompetent as to fail to stop these migrants. This is not incompetence. This is deliberate ethnic replacement.
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  579. At their annual conference, the Labour Party used to sing "The Red Flag". The National Anthem wasn't sung. Says it all.
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  580.  @stevenschnepp576  Westminster doesn't have enough lamp posts or enough rope. I guess we could use trees and piano wire instead.
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  581.  @TheJeremyKentBGross  Remember to buy a towel at the Salisbury branch of Marks and Spencers. And don't panic.
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  582.  @thewatchtower8330  I couldn't give a f*ck about overpopulation elsewhere, such as Pakistan. What I despise is the actions of our governments, accepting Pakistanis and Somalis and Sudanese over here.
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  583. Rushdie hasn't yet published the sequel. It's called, "The Pope's a Twat and the IRA are Effeminate Fairies".
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  584. People will read the second part of your sentence and call you the R-word.
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  585.  @MrReubenTishkoff  "Sinking ship". We're on the Titanic one minute after the collision. Most people don't yet realise a horrific catastrophe has been set in motion and cannot now be avoided.
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  586. I say eff the mandates.
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  587. The channel wouldn't be the same without you, Twotie!
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  588. He's a feckin comedian. Why should he need credibility anyway?
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  589. MY ADVICE TO ANYONE CONSIDERING MARRIAGE: Observe how your intended spouse relates to his/her parents and siblings. If they get along well, that'll be your future if you marry him/her. If your intended is like Meghan Markle, who was estranged from her father and disliked by her siblings, WALK AWAY.
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  590.  @Jesusisafriendofmine  The IT Crowd. Moss is brilliant! (I'm using the character name 'cos I'm too numpty to spell Richard's real surname.)
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  591. Pink Floyd > George Floyd. They deserve a statue.
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  592. Are you a biologist?
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  593. Can you imagine Diane Abbott or David Lammy wrapping themselves in the British flag and extolling British values?
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  594. Good comment. Very short and truthful. Please repeat widely.
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  595. [ you too? ]
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  596.  @Julieoscar1  Humza can't complain about too many hu ite people if some of them are giraffes.
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  597.  @bakerboat4572  Damned right.
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  598.  @Vesdus  "I want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle".
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  599.  @garethbattersby  "Destroy all humans!" - Bender the Robot.
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  600. I misread the title as "Twitter Sperms" and clicked here out of curiosity.
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  601. You do realise, don't you, that making our comments in a public domain is now an imprisonable offence?
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  602. Meanwhile, there was a schoolgirl stabbed to death yesterday in London. Coppers prefer to investigate non-crimes 'cos they're easier to solve.
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  603. Good comment. Please repeat widely. More people need to read this.
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  604.  @luxie8097  I asked the Stig his opinion. He said nothing against Clarkson.
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  605. Dear Lord - I'm discovering your comments EVERYWHERE today, von! Always worth reading.
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  606. None of the candidates who offered themselves were any good at all. I wanted David Davies (so good they named him twice), or John Redwood (a Vulcan with incredible powers of logic) or The Mogg ('cos you can't smog the Mogg). Instead of superheroes, all we got were wannabes.
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  607. Yes but NOT in the Commons.
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  608. While Blair is still walking free...
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  609. And Tommy.
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  610. I regard marriage as hiring my wife's womb. The rest of the experience is crap.
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  611. Not much good stuff since Master and Commander and A Knight's Tale. And Bowfinger.
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  612.  @floodgates182  Not weak. Just suicidal.
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  613. Terry Giliam didn't expect the Wokist Inquisition.
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  614.  @KopperNeoman  Which Benedict: Cumberbatch or Arnold?
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  615.  @dopesensi  True, but the British rarely conquered. Conquering is expensive. Instead, we tended to do mutually-beneficial deals with local princes in order to establish trading ports. Things went on from there.
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  616. Woke makes you free.
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  617. The BBC's new chairman is an Indian-born Muslim. Hard to rely on anything issued by the BBC.
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  618. I hate Piers Morgan but, like a broken clock, sometimes he's right.
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  619. If the girl was white, the media wouldn't have told us anything about this.
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  620. No posthumous honour for Dr. David Kelly.
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  621. I'm male as well. Those attributes accompany our testosterone. Better than soy.
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  622. An NRA-member wouldn't need ten bullets. An NRA-member would only need one bullet and wouldn't miss. Tyron clearly isn't in the NRA.
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  623. I'm not justifying the My Lai massacre, but the North Vietnamese themselves murdered a greater number of their own villagers in a contemporaneous atrocity.
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  624. You're safe. For now.
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  625. Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
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  626.  @trevorharildstad  I'm British. Our own governments are our worst enemies.
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  627. "The sheep will own nothing and will be happy".
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  628.  @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231  I yews lots ov cre4t1ve spelling too. Half my comments and replies get disappeared. Like weight people in some cities.
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  629.  @Gabriel-no6wv  How can you be certain she's actually a lesbian? Maybe she's faking it. Ask her to let you watch whilst she makes out with another pretty girl. Just for veracity's sake, you understand. (JOKE.)
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  630. Fathers are the best people for saving the planet. I spend half my life at home, switching off lights in empty rooms and turning off heaters.
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  631. I hope nobody nukes Russia. We whiteys need somewhere to go after we've been ethnically cleansed from our homelands.
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  632.  @grahamtaylor6883  I was stopped in my modified car, just because the cops had a "Wow! Look at that!" moment and wanted a closer look. Technically speaking they were possibly acting outside the law, but I'm delighted for an opportunity to be friendly to local cops who, next week, might see me marginally breaking the speed limit and give me a pass.
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  633. Calvin for Archbishop of Canterbury. Jeremy Clarkson for PM. The Stig to take PM questions in the House.
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  634. Not incompetence. Entirely pre-planned and deliberate.
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  635. I listened to Jeremy Vine on BBC Radio 2 today (9th Dec. '21). A complete misrepresentation of what's actually happening.
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  636. Perhaps some of those persons were of Russian origin. I had a friend whose family were among the hundreds of thousands of Russians who were moved to the Baltic states by Stalin. Estonians of Russian descent were in difficulty after the Baltic states gained independence.
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  637. FUN FACT: Stonewall Jackson and Nathan Bedford Forrest would agree that the US flag is a hate-symbol. BLM is now aligning itself with the Confederacy and the guys in white hoods,.
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  638. WOMEN: "Respect my sex". ME: "Show me your penis first".
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  639. "Chowdah!"
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  640. Gracias, friend.
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  641. I WANT DOM TO SING US A SONG!
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  642.  @Skewrz  Nah, the third guy works for Mossad.
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  643. The 2nd Amendment exists because of the threat of Joe Bidens. Those founding fathers weren't dumb. They knew what "absolute power" could bring.
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  644. Next week, tell Biden his four years are up. Biden won't remember the previous three years.
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  645.  @emmat2276  ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX FOR PRESIDENT! 'Cos two heads are better than one.
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  646.  @psychogoreman198  "I spent 40 years as a night watchman in a cranberry silo" - Grandpa Simpson.
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  647.  @Alastorm8  It's almost as if diversity was a bad idea.
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  648. My son was five when he wanted to become a ninja turtle. So we sent him off to Thailand where the surgery is cheaper. He's now 13, his school blazer won't fit over his shell and he's angry that we allowed him to transition. Were we mistaken?
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  649. "Needle and the Damage Done" - a song by an elderly sheep.
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  650. BLM murders more black people than the KKK ever did.
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  651. "Funny moustache man". Stalin?
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  652.  @DarnallDubois  The older males had less testosterone.
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  653.  @thegentlemanfish7504  I'm British I'm pleased to see so many Americans here. US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're committing suicide.
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  654. Jeremy should've asked the Stig to apologise on his behalf. We'd still be waiting. EDIT - Can anyone see this comment? Skynet keeps deleting my comments.
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  655. Last time a person with an English accent did anything like this, it was a baby who was accompanied by a talking dog. Their demand: Stop the Fat Man playing his Surfin' Bird record.
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  656. Brian Griffin made a tweet which was misinterpreted as racist. A mob of SJWs arrived outside his house in Spooner Street, shouting abuse. One SJW shouted, "You're a racist! We live in a post-joke world!" Brian replied, "I'm not racist. I watch tons of black porn".
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  657.  @rayeasom  I've never forgiven Italy for their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia, from the year 50 BC. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter. Time to get our own back tonight (11 July '21.).
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  658. Seacole's dad was white. As was Bob Marley's dad. One of Muhammed Ali's ancestors was a Scottish woman. So all of these black heroes were actually white.
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  659. @Conservitarian 17 James could handle the technical details, Jeremy could say lots of outrageous stuff to divert the flak away from James, and Hammond could do all the public relations because women think he's cute.
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  660. Jones dislikes being called a homosexual. I myself dislike Jones calling himself a journalist.
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  661.  @DeinosCZ  Neither can I mention the wealthy banker who topped himself when the security cameras were switched off. Nor his lady assistant whose father worked for M and who fell off the back of a yacht.
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  662. FIRST along with 100 other people who arrived at the exact same moment. I achieved this prestigious win via systemic waycism and homophobia, claims the BBC. Probably.
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  663.  @elijahbigsby4154  Biden reminds me of Admiral Benson from "Hot Shots". He becomes POTUS in Hot Shots Part Deux. Somebody needs to create a mash-up video, comparing Benson with Biden. Especially the scenes where they both fall down the stairs.
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  664.  @Estelle2007  The replies are disappearing. But I'm just a conspiracy theorist.
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  665. If I wrote what I think about this, YouTube would ban me and the cops would arrest me.
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  666.  @musashidanmcgrath  Under any other circumstances, I'd be displeased. As things stand, they're feckin heroes.
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  667. There's a line about this in the Bible. The J-man says, "Go and sin no more".
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  668.  @TheAtkey  I want Trump to return like Christopher Reeve at the end of "Superman II". Replaces the flag on the Whitehouse. Says, "I'm sorry I went away, but I promise never to leave you again". Then he flies off into the sky and gives us a smile.
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  669. It's hilarious and tragic that both the SNP's leader and the leader of the Scottish Labour Party are Pakistani Muslims. And the British PM is scarcely any better. Technically: We be forked.
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  670. YOU ARE THE BEST TYPE OF HUMAN. Live long and prosper.
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  671. As a Brit, it's enormously satisfying to see US citizens sharing their thoughts with Brits, Canucks, Aussies and so on.
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  672. Is Admiral Levine Quagmire's Dad?
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  673.  @susanwojcickisnicetwin  I'm doing the Atkins Diet right now. Nuthin except cheese omelettes, pork chops and beef all day. Never hungry. The fat just falls off.
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  674. GB News should invite the Lotus Eaters, PJW and several others to become regular contributors and debaters. Andrew Lawrence should be invited to provide comedy interludes. If they don't do so, it shows they're controlled opposition.
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  675. Lots of lesbians in the police. A lesbian cop takes a girl into a small room. "Take off all your clothes and show us your private parts".
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  676. Angry sea bass with lasers on their heads.
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  677. Hahaha! Excellent!
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  678. She looks at the UK today and her ashes spin in her urn.
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  679. This Scottish bloke is a minority in London.
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  680.  @thanksbob638  Yep.
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  681.  @LondonPestControl  What have they all got in common? The New Zealand rugby team of course. The All Blacks.
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  682.  @Mammy_Nuns_Bix_nood  Yeah, I pump gas there 'cos I never made it as a movie star. I assumed "pumping gas" would be working at a petrol station. Turned out I was hired to fart into plastic bags and sell them to gays on Ebay.
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  683. @Peak Aussieman OLD GUY: There's a storm coming". SARAH CONNOR: "I know".
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  684. Your comment is so truthful, it'll be banned soon.
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  685. Same with persons from the mostly peaceful religion.
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  686. Does Spain still possess some territory in north Africa? Send them there!
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  687. As a Brit, I share your pain.
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  688. The Guardian is more than one third Saudi-owned. Search online, see for yourself.
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  689. Steven Spielberg, Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe, Alan Rickman and Miriam Margolyes are/were all Jewish. Let's blame the author for how characters were played in the movies, decades after she wrote the books. (EDIT - Ms. Watson's Wiki biography formerly mentioned Jewish heritage, but it's now been edited out. Either the original entry was in error, or she prefers to describe her English Jewish heritage as just "English".)
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  690. Yeah but maffs and speling arr boff rasist.
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  691. They were diverse, so mostly peaceful.
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  692.  @Sajuek  This story only gets reported because the girl was black. Same happens to a white girl? Nah, nothing to see here. Lesbian coppers strip-searching children? That's stunning and brave. Alt right conspiracy theory? No, this is justified resentment against how we're policed.
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  693. Agreed. We need more black Nazis in combat games. Also - we need more pandas.
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  694. Please cover Spike Lee at the Cannes film festival, claiming black people are being hunted by whites. Go on. Search YouTube. He also called Trump a gangster. As if REAL gangsters aren't hunting people in Chicago. Unbe-fuckin'-lievable.
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  695. Cleese is both the Messiah AND a naughty boy!
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  696.  @proudsaiyanprince2651  He always looks to me like a 19th century officer in the light cavalry during the Victorian era. I can imagine him riding a horse, waving his sabre and charging at the guns in the Valley of Death.
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  697.  @florida.man.666  "Long hair = Woman" only came about because of the need for short military haircuts. Short military haircuts became necessary in order to get rid of lice and bugs. Also, short hair is less easily seized by an enemy in a life-or-death grapple involving bayonets and the gouging of eyes.
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  698.  @twig3288  Nah. Satan takes one look at what the WEF is doing and says, "Dammit, that's a better idea than I ever had".
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  699. Anybody who ties bundles of sticks together is a fascist.
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  700.  @teddnaing6851  Make Blood Eagles Great Again.
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  701. I visited Disney World in Florida and used the toilets. I heard grunting from what the Americans call the stalls. The door burst open to reveal Mickey Mouse participating in an act of gross indecency with Pluto. Now I'm frightened of rainbows and I'll never return.
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  702. Why?
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  703. Ten bullets? Diane can't count that high.
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  704. More info, please. Links?
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  705. I left a funny reply to my earlier comment, but half an hour later it's disappeared. It definitely wasn't antisemitic, and it's sad because if I'm reported for hate speech enough, the Youtube algorithms will automatically ban me. I wrote that Jesus Christ, Jeremy Corbyn and Jeremy Clarkson all have the same initials and all got shafted by the Jews. I thought that was funny. It most emphatically wasn't hate speech.
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  706. Kathy Griffin at the 17 minute point. Meg's ethically-twisted twin sister.
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  707. Pubs were nearly destroyed when smoking was banned. The few survivors have mostly become restaurant-pubs. Goodbye old friends, we'll never see you again.
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  708.  @RilaAudio  Powell Line.
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  709. 1984 + Fahrenheit 451 = 2021.
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  710. I want Clarkson as the next PM. With Hamster doing the interviews, because he looks cute and attracts the lady voters. Leave the actual work to the Captain and tell the other two to keep out of the way. Statements in the Commons to be made by The Stig.
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  711. AY UP LOTUS EATERS! (2 tone usually leaves this message, but this time I've beaten him to it.)
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  712. Exactly. If the whistleblower wasn't complying with the narrative, we wouldn't have heard of her.
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  713.  Jack Bradford  I'd like to know the percentage. Large chunks are owned by Russian oligarchs and the Saudis. And we should trust our mainstream media to represent the interests of the British people because...?
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  714.  @norikofu509  Did any of the women have a pen15? If not, it seems a nice place.
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  715. Imagine a horse race like the Grand National. One of the entrants is a fat bloke riding a three-legged donkey. Amazingly, the fat rider and his three-legged donkey win the race. Not because they're any good, but because every other horse fell over, broke a leg and lost its rider. Keir Starmer is the fat bloke riding a three-legged donkey. Starmer and his donkey will win the next GE, not because he's deserving or he's any good, but because all the other parties have already fallen and destroyed themselves before the finish.
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  716. AY UP LOTUS EATERS! (A respectful homage to 2tone, another regular subscriber.)
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  717. You mixin' pancakes? I've just done a whole load of 'em. I was an egg person today.
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  718. I hope Elon doesn't blow his savings on this.
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  719. "The UK is in decline because there are too many white people". - Says a hard-left Pakistani Muslim who writes for the Saudi-owned Guardian newspaper.
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  720.  @politebadger5049  What - you're claiming I'm afraid of water?
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  721.  @myleshagar9722  What - you're claiming I'm afraid of transistor radios/
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  722.  @fromkeajra  Yep. And I would also favour sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. Or angry mutant sea bass.
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  723. And leftists.
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  724. This comment wins the internet.
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  725.  @87stevan  What - ALMOST ?!??!?
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  726.  @geoffowen7627  Rik = prototype Owen Jones.
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  727.  @steveo4991  An excellent comment, Steve. Please repeat widely.
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  728.  @Renone87  I'll perform the task on Blair with joy.
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  729.  @redactedanticretin  Shout "Yee Haa!" and shoot into the sky with your handguns. Remember to keep your 2nd Amendment holy. From a Brit.
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  730.  @johnbuscher  Your single-sentence punchline is brilliant. On a par with "Don't tell him, Pike".
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  731. I'd happily accept 100,000 Ukrainians in exchange for 100,000 Pakistanis.
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  732.  @Wonmanbanned  Cockney. Scouser. Geordie. Let's just ban speaking and grunt.
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  733.  @Arassar  Maybe hiding under Lineker's bed.
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  734.  @NigelParket  I hadn't heard this! If it's true, I say - goodbye to bad rubbish.
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  735.  @DailyCorvid  I wanted to state something similar, but YT's algorithms continuously cancel my comments if I use certain trigger words. I click on Replies and yours disappears. How many Replies are there supposed to be to Sean's original comment? Count how few remain.
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  736. Your comment is racist. The BBC told me so.
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  737.  @leroyproud294  No, the media is well-aware. Who controls the media?
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  738. I rubbed shoulders with Bercow as a Young Conservative, 30 years ago. He's super-intelligent and super-narcissistic. Very dangerous.
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  739. Excellent comment. Please repeat it on other videos.
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  740. People in the BLM movement don't actually get issued with membership cards. Which allows leftists to claim, "This racist anti-white murderer wasn't associated with BLM".
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  741. As a Pastafarian (it's a real religion, look it up) I can't accept your faith but I will stand at your side to defend your belief against 7th century cults which want to murder you. The Greeks have experience of this from their era of Ottoman persecution. May your God protect you. But HE can't unless we all stand together.
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  742.  @raijinenel3116  All we need is for the coppers to stand aside.
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  743. Will the laws ban the Koran? Oh, only banning the speech of non-Muslims. I get it now.
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  744. Kanye says "White Lives Matter" and he's called a racist. Brooks murders white people and the left remains silent.
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  745. Guns are commonplace in the States. Plus Kyle is a genuine courageous hero, who acted on his own initiative. Exactly as the US founding fathers intended.
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  746. *FASCIST not facist. Sorry, I'm a spelin Narzi and litrully Hilter.
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  747. I understand, but that isn't how the process works. You vote for the individual person, not the party. There are Tories to the left of Keir Starmer, there are Labour MPs of good judgement who deserve the votes of Tory voters.
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  748.  @oriongear2499  Agreed. "Christian values" covers heritage and culture. I'm agnostic, but I love and respect the cultural values which we've inherited.
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  749. I hope this team will soon review the movie, "My Son Hunter" starring Laurence Fox.
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  750.  @cameronrabell5024  Your reply made me say "Aha!" in the voice of Eddie the Ostrich.
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  751. Smart. You're right.
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  752. Steven Toast says that about me. I apologise if that's an obscure reference.
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  753. LEFTIST WOMEN: "Respect my sex". CHILDREN AND PARENTS IN TELFORD: "Dear God, please save us from being gang raped!" LEFTIST WOMEN: "No no no no no, we cannot hear you, go away, you are racist bigots".
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  754. As a Brit, I want to judge people by the content of their character, not their skin. I can't see how this helps. It's the same result.
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  755. The day will come when Liking a Lotus Eaters video will be defined as a hate crime. Five cops in three cars will arrive to arrest me and check my thinking.
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  756. I identify with Jack Nicholson's character in "As Good as it Gets".
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  757. And the US loves its right to arm bears.
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  758. Guerillas or gorillas ?
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  759. I left you a reply yesterday but it's gone. I think I compared the clergy with vegetarians. You can't be a vegetarian if you eat meat. You can't be a Christian clergyman if you do gay sex. People should make up their minds. Be one or the other. You can't be both.
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  760.  @golfbulldog  Correct. The BBC sacked Clarkson, but Dave (his neighbour) stood by him. Clarkson felt obliged to return the favour.
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  761.  @glennllewellyn7369  Sad but wholly justified. Same with some humans.
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  762. Terry didn't expect the Wokist Inquisition.
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  763. I come here for the videos. I remain for the brilliant comments.
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  764.  @jamesbrennan4830  Conspiracy theorists will tell you it's warmer in the summer than in the winter. They're wrong, obviously. Says the BBC. Probably.
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  765.  @stonecypher6344  I wanna see a movie about Klaus Barbie, the Butcher of Lyon. Based. A bit TOO based. Give a Klaus Barbie doll to your daughter and it'll tie her to a chair and break her fingers.
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  766. The Democrats should hire Dylan Mulvaney as their next presidential candidate. Can't be much worse than Joe.
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  767. Biden arrived and asked, "Where's the wall? Why is it made of corn?"
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  768.  @TheKarnophage  Loads of replies disappearing. Like names on ballots.
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  769.  @coffee_sploosh  We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. A horrific tragedy has been set in motion and cannot now be averted. Scarcely any of us realise it because the lights are still on and the band still plays.
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  770. And a fascist too.
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  771.  @ario4795  The History Channel claims chariots were introduced by space-aliens. Probably.
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  772. Rewatching videos of the news which I watched 40 years ago, I still laugh my head off when I see the Argies reacting
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  773. Sensible if performed with the patient's consent.
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  774. I recall a Jim Davidson joke from shortly after the war. "General Galtieri can still inspect his air force, but he needs a glass-bottomed boat".
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  775. What happened to Harry?
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  776.  @ActuatedGear  GREEN LIVES MATTER. If you disagree, we'll burn down your town If you agree, we'll burn it anyway.
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  777. "Seasoning" caused the expansion of European powers across the globe. Magellan made the first circumnavigation as a means of reaching the "spice islands". The same with the Dutch and later the British East India Company going to India. Coffee, tea from China, sugar in the Caribbean and many other flavours and spices. Don't lecture hu ite pipple about seasoning. The modern world was created by our hunger for it.
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  778. Funny, horrific and true.
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  779.  @thurin84  Experts will say whatever they're paid to say.
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  780.  @ImperialFool  Soon, your comment will be described as h - speech.
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  781. FIRST 'cos I'm a carnivore.
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  782. Vegetarians were too weak to keep up with me.
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  783.  @susanwojcickisnicetwin  I love your name, Nice Twin. Agreed, use Atkins with caution. I've got lots of poorly conditions at the moment, so I asked my GP and my hospital specialist. Their view was "It's OK with caution". It's a toss-up which might kill me first: My existing conditions or my flabby blubber.
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  784.  @ragnarok7976  Your comment is compelling and it deserves repetition elsewhere. Two sentences. Simple and true. Another comparison might be giving children a can of petrol and a box of matches as a birthday present, but yours is better.
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  785. RNLI needs to be held to account for facilitating the cross-channel trafficking.
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  786.  @Unsalted667  Being weight (cre4t1ve 5pelling) is forkin AWESOME !!! Everybody's jealous of us. That's gotta tell us something.
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  787.  @mmerryweather6950  Heroic. They'd make twice the money and get invited to appear on the BBC all the time, if they were lefties.
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  788. I wouldn't fancy Diane Abbott, even if she was 18. Even if she was white. Even if she wasn't a leftie.
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  789.  @poempadgett4664  THANKS! The BBC claims I benefitted from systemic waycism and white privilege.
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  790.  Bernie Gores  Was that the episode where Cartman discovers a load of dead foetuses which fell off the back of a lorry? "You're breaking my balls here..."
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  791. I'm British and in the UK. I hate the idea that people own guns. If I was an American in the US, would I own a gun? DAMED RIGHT I WOULD! I'd own SEVERAL, just in case.
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  792.  @AstralLaVista  Clarkson should pass all complaints to The Stig. The Stig can issue any apologies if required. I can wait.
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  793. NEXT: Dawn Butler says water is wet, and gets crucified by the woke crowd.
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  794.  @allister-malister9179  I want to Like your comment but I'm too slothful to do so. Nah, I lied. I Liked it.
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  795. I LIKE THAT T-SHIRT !
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  796.  @joegill3612  I don't think Charles mentioned St. Georges Day.
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  797. A joke, right?
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  798. I'm in the UK. If vaccinations become compulsory here, I will encourage my wife and small son to flee to Florida as refugees. I'm not joking. I myself must remain because I've got a business here. If the regulations follow those in some European states, vaccinations will remain "voluntary" but the unjabbed must pay an additional tax. So they're actually compulsory, contrary to the Nuremberg Code, established as the Nazi criminals were still swinging from their gibbets. Five minutes ago, I sent an email to my accountant. I enquired about setting-up a trust fund or a company, so that I myself will be tax-exempt. I've always liked Clearwater and Sarasota.
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  799. Damned truthful comment. Please repeat widely.
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  800. Perhaps it's because there were officers from several different agencies present. Nobody could take a decision because nobody knew who was in charge. This is why we need heroes like Kyle Rittenhouse.
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  801. Most modern movies are created by committees. No single voice any more.
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  802.  @JamesCartist  An intelligent analysis. But in previous generations, Hollywood relied on talent instead of university educations.
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  803. The killer murdered six people because the principal didn't use the 2nd amendment. The only way to defend children from an armed murderer is via an armed adult. Imagine if one member of staff stored a firearm in a locked cabinet. The killer would've died immediately after he shot out the glass doors.
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  804. I'm sad that in one constituency, Reform and Britain First are on the same ballot and splitting their vote. Similarly, there are candidates for the Conservatives, Labour and the Monster Raving Looney Party. All of which splits the stupid vote.
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  805.  @alwayscensored6871  I'm a Brit, and I recall a few lines from Shakespeare's "Henry V". Something about how gentlemen in England will hold their manhood weak, that they were not at the battle. That's me. I was the right age, but not in the forces. I wish I'd been there, even at the risk of death or injury or trench foot. Thankyou to all our friends from Oz, the US and elsewhere.
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  806. As a heterosexual male, I wouldn't propose to a man either. The BBC would condemn me as homophobic.
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  807. WEF hates small farmers but loves big pharma.
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  808.  @Shin_Lona  AGREED! You fixed it for me. I'd compare you to Jimmy Savile fixing it, but that'd be the wrong message.
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  809. BIDEN: "Trump made this happen".
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  810. Archbishop Welby is an Amber. (That's cockney rhyming slang.)
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  811. Has he disappeared? Maybe Soros stopped paying him.
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  812. Rehome them in Rotherham and Telford, near to the kiddy-traffickers. Instruct the cops to look the other way.
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  813. 6.25 : "I'm sure he's a lovely chap".
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  814.  @NitroNinja324  A FORTIFIED democracy. Import a few million people who'll vote for your party. Goes great until those new arrivals decide to form their OWN party. As with Galloway and his Museum electorate ("Museum" is cre4t1ve 5pelling for you know whom.)
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  815. Harry should've married Zuby instead.
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  816. Raiding the homes of political opponents, in the hope of discovering something which might justify the raid, is what Putin does all the time.
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  817.  @lorrainecrampton1632  Too much Anglophobia coming from the government. I want to find a word like "Anglophobia" which encompasses all the British. All the words which I can think of are clumsy.
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  818. Excellent comment, my ex-colonial buddy. YouTube claims you have six replies, but only three are visible (plus perhaps mine). Three people left comments which YouTube's algorithms reject.
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  819.  @sleevemcdichael5841  TRUE!
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  820.  B Ta  On Trump's election, I assumed Trump was a raving nutter. I now see how the mainstream media manipulated me. Trump was right all along.
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  821. Surprising Gordon Browne lost. He had a texture like sun.
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  822. I can visit a web-based company, pay some money and gain a Doctorate in Jedi Theology. Would you allow Dr. Shola to examine your prostate?
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  823.  @lafluerpeter9  Couldn't make Saddles these days because of the N-word.
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  824. I wonder whether Sam Smith will be invited to perform at the coronation.
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  825. I wanna see what happens if Mizzy visits Florida or Texas and invades somebody's home. Oh please please please. I'll laugh so hard I'll break a rib.
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  826. No second amendment here in the UK. I used to have a Rottweiler. My best friend. Good at chasing bicycle thieves down the street. See the fookers run with a huge angry beast chasing them. As with guns, the problem is neither the gun nor the dog. It's responsible ownership.
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  827. Dick gives Dicks a bad name. Very unfair.
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  828. I was a Tory activist for 29 years. You're 100% correct.
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  829.  @NakedOwl501  This might be the reason why Israel allowed the revolt to happen. This revolt involves tens of thousands of civilian-terrorists, some of whom must have been informers for the Israelis. Perhaps Netanyahu deliberately allowed this to kick off so that he'd have a pretext to exile every last Palestinian. A kind of "final solution". I don't know.
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  830.  @gloriousmongoose  I grew up with Captain W.E. Johns. Biggles taught me how to be the man I became. And shoot down huns. Diane would regard me as a waycist for that.
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  831. The Pythons were leftists, back in the day. They've grown up since.
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  832. @skinnyweeny2178 The UK already has a giant moat filled with sea water. It doesn't help.
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  833.  @HighlanderNorth1  How about Iron Maiden?
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  834. Self portrait.
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  835. Excellent comment. Please repeat widely.
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  836.  @Grimmlocked  Thankyou, come again.
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  837. To be fair, half of the O'Bamas died out in the Irish potato famine. When Biden went to Ireland, he couldn't even find the O'Bama's ancestral cottage. Even though the O'Bamas were black and definitely tanned.
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  838.  @lukeneill1568  JOE BIDEN: "Australia: Is that the country in Europe or the one with kangaroos?"
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  839. Other words include "racism" and "victimology".
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  840. As a Brit, I stand with Yanks like you. I will stand or fall at your side.
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  841. True.
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  842.  @Treblaine  True. And the BBC blames Brexit for Alderaan's demise..
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  843. Your comment is the best I've read all week.
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  844. Bercow has entered the chat.
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  845. I loved my dog but not physically.
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  846. If they understood it, they'd cease being communists.
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  847.  @evansevansevans1  It'd be funny if it happened to Peter from Spooner Street. Or Homer.
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  848. In a French civil war, it would be hard to know which side would surrender first.
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  849.  @allseeingotto2912  Please repeat widely. Perhaps some of the sheep will wake up before it's too late.
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  850.  @vandalayindustries3057  The US and UK will stand or fall together. Right now we've got a revolver in our mouths and we're pulling the trigger.
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  851.  @shitsammich762  Enoch was on the mast head. He shouted, "Look out! Iceberg ahead!" The officers on the bridge deliberately guided and slammed our vessel into the ice berg anyway.
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  852.  @shitsammich762  Yeah but it's mostly peaceful and very diverse.
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  853. A very sensible comment.
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  854. During the 1980s, the Conservatives regarding home-owning as the cornerstone of a good society. Home owners take pride in their home and their neighbourhood. Home ownership gives every person a stake in society. Even Lord Scarman, reviewing the race riots of the late 70s and early 80s, claimed a cause of the riots who young men who saw themselves as having "no stake in society". Fast forward 40 years. The current Conservative government makes home-ownership so expensive, the indigenous population is priced out of the market. Wight couples put off child birth because they can't afford a home. Renting steals any deposit before they've saved it. Migrants always receive priority in housing. Indigenous people are at the back of the queue. The birth rate of the indigenous population has collapsed. A Tory government which despises its own people, has wrecked the economy, created high inflation, allowed uncontrolled crime and weakened the armed services so that they can barely function. Maggie's ashes must be spinning in her urn.
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  855.  @bobmathews9072  Technically speaking, about the demographics - We be foooked.
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  856. Enoch was right.
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  857. Some damned good common sense being spoken here.
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  858. The sheep will own nothing and be happy.
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  859. Good comment. Nails it. One short sentence.
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  860.  @milesarcher.  HORRIFIC! HE BOILED FOR OUR SINS!
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  861. Yeah. Same as the Spanish Armada, the Battle of Waterloo, the German offensive in 1918, the Battle of Britain and a hundred other close-run things.
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  862. Humpty Dumpty didn't fall. The WEF pushed him off the wall and blamed it on Brexit.
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  863.  @thoreau283  Jeremy Clarkson and Jesus Christ share the same initials. Both are good people who got crucified by hate-filled jealous nasties, when all they did was tell the truth. I predict that, like Jesus Himself, Jeremy will rise again in triumph and glory.
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  864. Whilst we still can.
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  865. Taylor Swift dated Chris Griffin. Do a YT search. See for yourself.
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  866. You win the prize for the best comment today.
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  867.  @strongback6550  I wish Julian Assange was free, to discover how Biden's team falsified the US election.
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  868. Prepare to be cancelled in three, two, one...
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  869. I recall "Mars Attacks!". "Ack-ack-ack! Alan's Snackbar!"
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  870. Better now than leaving it to our grand kids.
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  871.  @paulmckenzie4103  Needs to be repeated widely.
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  872.  @CIMAmotor  Yaarrrgghhh, as a Cornishman I'm angry 'cos you've excluded me.
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  873.  @danw9464  Agreed, one finds the BEST quality nerds and geeks on this channel.
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  874.  @danw9464  I haven't seen the film yet. Does it depict Bonaparte as enjoying ice cream, taking water slides into battle and staring at Missy's boobies? (Bill and Ted reference.)
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  875. The same view as every unwoke male in the UK.
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  876. You can take the Prince out of Bel Air, but you can't take the gangsta out of the gangsta.
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  877. Nicola turned me into a newt. I got better.
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  878.  @matthiuskoenig3378  That's a hero for sure.
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  879. @Pale Rider He's not a naughty boy, but he is the Messiah. More rooftop Koreans and Kyles would do the job very nicely.
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  880.  @ComicGladiator  O'Bama was Irish. Definitely black and tanned. (EDIT - Is this visible, or was it rendered invisible by the algorithms?)
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  881. Assange is locked up for exposing criminals. Meanwhile, the criminals remain free.
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  882. Agreed. I'm British and in the UK. If ever British redcoats come marching down your street, or there's a criminal mob which is burning and looting and murdering, US citizens have not just a right, but a DUTY to protect life and property. The only sad thing is that there weren't a dozen more Kyles there to take out the bad guys.
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  883.  @luckybag6814  The Dominion machines will definitely show you voted for Creepy Joe.
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  884. A black guy invented the toilet seat. But it was a Brit who invented the hole in it.
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  885.  @triciabaker8992  One day, the Lotus Eaters, Simon Webb and Paul Joseph Watson will have cells alongside Julian. "Are you here for exposing the truth as well?"
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  886. Please rewrite your comment in English.
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  887.  @Valencetheshireman927  Agreed. Far more funny stuff with sharper barbs in every episode of Father Ted. "I hear you're a bigot now, Calum". Not like anybody's threatening to burn Catholics at the stake.
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  888. AY UP LOTUS EATERS.
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  889.  @DonBean-ej4ou  Look up the Cerne Abbas Giant. A black geezer for sure 'cos he's carrying a giant club.
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  890. I want Jezza, Hamster and the Captain to be hired to privatise the BBC. There's no better way to put the BBC upside-down in a ditch and on fire.
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  891.  @sonofednawelthorpe8609  I'm British and I agree. Nobody gets hammered more than white middle-class Catholic Americans.
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  892. If everybody became vegan, farm animals would become extinct. I don't see how that would help the farm animals. Better instead to raise them for their wool, meat, eggs etc. in comfortable conditions. Then kill them humanely.
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  893. FIRST! 'cos I've got white privilege. The BBC said so.
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  894.  @supertuscans9512  Being rotund expressed your wealth and power during past centuries. Only the wealthiest and most powerful could afford to be flabby. The poor were always skinny. Same with suntan. Being super-pale meant you were wealthy and didn't need to work a 15 hour day in the sunshine. Skinny peasants were suntanned. Fat wealthy people were pale.
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  895.  @winstonsmith7801  I don't doubt it, but "JFK The Smoking Gun" makes a convincing case for the final headshot being "friendly fire".
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  896.  @MykeLewisMusic  Is that you, Clem?
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  897. Agreed. I mean - what's the King formerly known as Prince gonna do if he's attacked by a killer white rabbit?
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  898. Many US supermarkets are losing money. Persons of a certain identity are continuously robbing from them.
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  899.  @susanwojcickisnicetwin  HAHA! Sorry I misgendered you.
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  900.  @ThirtytwoJ  The Hope Not Hate Star.
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  901.  @luissera1296  I'd prefer a Tesla motor in my 1960s classic. I'll be delighted when off-the-shelf drivetrains become easy to fit and affordable.
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  902. I always get confused between Al Bundy and Ted Bundy.
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  903.  @Astronopolis  You dislike my "rats" analogy? OK, "Don't invite foxes into your hen house". I can see what the foxes have to gain, but there's not much benefit for the chickens.
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  904. Yeah but only 'cos you've got white privilege. The BBC told me so.
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  905.  @ZenKrio  Try a search with phrases such as "grooming gangs". Maybe add "Telford Rotherham".
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  906. Is that Apu from Springfield? Writing that gentle comment is regarded as a hate crime now.
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  907. Apologies should only be issued by The Stig. I can wait if you can.
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  908. The Daryl Brooks murder event was actually an accident. Similarly, Lee Harvey Oswald had an accident with his rifle.
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  909.  @orokushi5953  I bought a DVD of "The Producers". If Jewish Mel Brookes can make it funny, we can laugh about it, right?
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  910. Also, you're first.
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  911. YOU are a racist/fascist, Big Cheeso  .
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  912. You too?
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  913. Many people in the countryside are refugees, expelled from cities by the ethnic cleansing.
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  914. I recall Muhammed Ali in a BBC TV interview with Parkinson, about 50 years ago. Ali disliked the ne-word and only wanted the bl-word. These days we're only allowed to use the Afr- Amer-term. (Can't use the whole words or my reply might be cancelled.) In the same interview, Ali said he disliked the word "coloured". He said, "You Wight people have pink skin, red lips, blue eyes and yellow hair and YOU call ME coloured!" (S'cuse my 5pelling again.)
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  915.  @HiddenEvilStudios  I wanna buy the special edition DVD of "Downfall". Where AH boards a submarine for his new life in Argentina.
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  916.  @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle  "We come in peace! Do not run! Ack-ack-ack!" No, sorry, that's the Martians.
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  917.  @imrangul6750  I believe so too. Something like this happened in Australia, just over 50 years ago. What's required is for a group of very senior figures (admirals, police chiefs, respected cross-party elder statesmen) to have a sit-down chat with Her Majesty's governor in Canada.
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  918. WOW! Correct.
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  919.  @daviddiggens8841  Cos samurais were kangs n sheet innit.
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  920. You're a poet and don't know it.
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  921. Owen Jones, the Peoples' Poet.
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  922.  @500dollarjapanesetoaster8  Send the migrants to Rwanda. The people of Rwanda are starving, and migrants taste like pork. I see no downside to this.
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  923.  @87stevan  Agreed. We didn't import them. But it happened on our watch. Because we assumed we could trust the importers.
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  924.  @trolleriffic  Did you see Rishi's silly TV speech yesterday? The Titanic's Captain Smith blaming the passengers. "Everything will be lovely if we all hold hands, think about fluffy cuddly bunnies and sing nice songs in harmony. That'll stop our vessel from sinking, right?"
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  925.  @milesarcher.  17 million fook offs. I want to hear it on BBC Radio 2! Oh I forgot...
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  926. @jon b Correct, people have indeed died with covid, but 92% of them already had a serious condition (heart problem, cancer etc,.) and the average age at death is 82. Given the fact that most people of that age already have a life-threatening condition, the demographic of the vulnerable is very tiny. Most would've died of the flu if they'd got that instead.
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  927. Heroic. Good to see them working together. The smaller political parties should do the same.
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  928.  @1312Johnny  I heard your comment in the voice of Rik from The Young Ones.
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  929. Imagine Ramsey going to a restaurant which is filled with rats. OWNER: "I leave the door open and food on the floor and I don't know how to stop them coming". RAMSEY: "Well just shut the effin door and don't offer them inducements!" Next I want Ramsey to tackle the cross-ch4nne1 foogees.
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  930.  @edmundblackaddercoc8522  Mostly peaceful trying to rip the royal standard off the coffin.
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  931.  @psychogoreman198  The USA has joggers. The UK has the Religion of Peace.
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  932. Rishi is like the Nazis at the Nuremberg trials in 1946. "I did nothing wrong, I vas only following ze orders from ze high command". That's OK, I'll still laugh as they dance on a rope as they hang on the gallows.
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  933. Better to be sunny than shite.
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  934.  @VVabsa  We are falling together.
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  935. Keep up the good attitude, Amanda. Perhaps you've heard of the YouTuber, Mahyar Tousi. A better Brit than most Britons. Not just a Brit, but an Iranian and a true citizen of the world.
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  936. BENDER RODRIGUEZ : "Destroy all humans!"
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  937.  @stanettiels7367  I've never noticed Brandi Love. I don't look at their names. I'll get a box of Kleenex and see what the fuss is about.
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  938.  @markjeffery7319  THANKS! I got confused with "Britain First".
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  939.  @markjeffery7319  THANKS! My error. Corrected & edited now.
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  940.  @mikecampos1193  There's no dishonour in getting beaten by the Brits. A bit like the England football (soccer) team, getting beaten by Brazil, or losing a penalty shootout against Germany. Shit happens when you come up against a better opponent.
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  941. Nice to see Dom becoming a regular. I want Dom to sing us a funny song about this.
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  942. ...but who pulls Blair's strings?
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  943.  @proudsaiyanprince2651  I'm starting to respect Putin. Both Putin and the failed Austrian painter did lots of very bad things as well. But if I could cherrypick their policies, some would be worth retaining.
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  944.  @caralho5237  You're easily triggered. I've done more political stuff over past decades than you could imagine. Always for what I now regard as the Uniparty. My loyalty to people who despise my values was misplaced.
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  945.  @double_0_delta158  Ken marries Barbie and works as an assassin for the Russian Mafia, under the alias of John Wick. Barbie buys Ken a puppy dog and dies. What happens next?
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  946.  @Metalhead_D  Is that you, Clem?
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  947.  @edwardburroughs1489  True. Not a great general, but a great man, so it's said. The Revolution was more like a civil war than a war between two different nations. Unfinished business from the English civil war of the mid-1600s. Many Brits firmly supported the American rebels, as with former PM, Pitt the Elder.
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  948. Abradolf Linkler. (Rick and Morty reference.)
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  949. Biden blames Brandon.
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  950. He should bring his dog.
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  951.  @Tarteh  No. Revealing the persecution against heterosexual white males helps to stiffen resolve. Our backs are to the wall. We're in the last ditch. Should we allow our own annihilation, or resist it?
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  952.  @christian779  No. It has indeed happened in Rotherham. One Labour MP told the parents to "shut up for the sake of diversity". The authorities specifically refused to intervene, because doing so would invite the accusation of racism and the destruction of their careers. If this is new to you, please do a few searches.
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  953.  @wishingwell12345  Brian wrote "Faster Than the Speed of Love". He was Harry's ghost writer on "Spare". The publisher refused to accept Peter's chapters about The Bird.
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  954. Well yeah they're fascist Nazi leaves. The BBC says so. Probably.
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  955.  @stefanlaskowski6660  The word "fascist" simply comes from a bundle of sticks. One stick is breakable. A fascine of sticks isn't. Together we're stronger. Hence Mussolini selecting the word, and a bundle of sticks, as his party's name. Paul McCartney's Christmas hit, with the frogs singing "We all stand together", is literally fascist.
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  956. I demand reparations from Italy, following their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia from the year 50 BC. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter.
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  957. Lies, damned lies and obfuscation.
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  958. Thanks, cousin. And I was moved when I read Donald Trump's kind and loving tribute to Her Majesty.
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  959. Agreed. The best defence of truth is to have a wide variety of sources.
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  960. I'd rather be que*r than Islam*c. Thankfully I'm neither.
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  961. Agreed.
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  962.  @slinkerdeer  Oh fork ing hell. What the eff.
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  963. If the girl was white, nobody would've been told about this.
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  964. I'm still waiting for Brexit to be implemented.
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  965.  @evenmoremax2540  Murdered his dog.
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  966. Your comment makes me think of Herbert from "Family Guy".
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  967.  @barriegibson6411  YES!
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  968.  @briancooper1412  Somewhere there's an Oxford professor of literature who was selected on the grounds of diversity, who's looking for a dictionary to find what the word "antonym" means.
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  969. Zimbabwe Mark 2 on its way.
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  970. Sad. If things weren't so forked-up, the Lotus Eaters wouldn't need to exist and you and I wouldn't be commenting.
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  971. Sometimes it takes courage to write a reply which opposes the view of the teacher who writes the test.
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  972.  @MrHws5mp  THANKYOU! I did not know that. Is that a FIRST for YouTube? Somebody is corrected, without acrimonious name-calling by either party.
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  973.  @ultrademigod  It's optional for me. Fund the BBC? Just say no.
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  974.  @FrejthKing  I'd prefer Ukrainians who support the Azov Battalion. Resettle the Ukrainians in Telford and Rotherham. Instruct the cops to look the other way, exactly as they've been doing regarding the child-rape gangs over many years. Watch what happens when the Religion of Peace starts touching the Azov Battalion's little girls.
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  975. Biden + stairs = Sideshow Bob + rakes.
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  976. I'm terrified of rainbows now. And I daren't park my bum on a sofa in case it molests me.
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  977. I don't want the licence fee abolished. I WANT THE bbc ABOLISHED.
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  978. Abortion should be made compulsory. That'll sort out the feckin school teachers, who'll be out of jobs in just a few years. Next we can close all the universities and sack all the leftist lecturers. Perhaps there's a downside to my policy, but I'm not seeing it.
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  979. "Oi stop chuckin' them blinkin' spears!"
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  980. A lack of obstacles. That definitely applies if your name is Dimbleby, Grade or Snow.
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  981.  @araftryffan7804  It's not safe anywhere. I recommend hiding forever.
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  982. Yeah 'cos of your white privilege and systemic racism. The BBC told me this.
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  983. Diane says you used the word "very" 17 times.
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  984.  @eddiebruv  I've always been polite and apologetic to cops who've stopped me for minor offences. If I'd given them verbal abuse, they would've booked me. If George Floyd had simply surrendered himself instead of resisting arrest and swallowing his drugs, he'd have spent a few months in prison and would be out again, committing more crime.
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  985. We created a wasteland and called it diversity.
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  986. I wanna invade Abyssinia.
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  987. FUN FACT: Adolf Hitler made fewer racist tweets than Darryl Brookes.
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  988. Who'd have imagined marrying a narcissistic bisexual drug-taking bipolar actress with severe monthly PMT rages could have had a bad outcome?
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  989.  @politebadger5049  An Islamaphobe? That means I'm frightened of spiders, right?
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  990. Good idea.
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  991. You're FIRST, by the way.
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  992.  @luukhaag8772  I want Tucker on GB News.
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  993. Joe was one of the founding fathers. He personally defeated the British at the Battle of the Little Big Horn. Or Midway. Joe can't remember which. It was the one without the Indians.
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  994.  @Unapologeticweeb  Smart definitions. I've never read a better, shorter explanation.
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  995.  @seanp8220  There's a gentle kind of antiauthoritarian leftism, which is permissive. That was always the forte of the Pythons. Modern leftism has become authoritarian. Wrongthink will destroy a person's career.
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  996.  @azh698  Back in the late 90s, I attended a conference of the Referendum Party in Brighton. Speakers included Edward Fox, Frederick Forsyth and the grandson of Charles De Gaulle. I expected at any moment there might be a one-legged OAP with a sniper rifle trying to get past security.
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  997.  @luisdawnfinder3188  FUN FACT: One of Muhammed Ali's ancestors was a Scottish woman.
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  998.  @HighlanderNorth1  Iron Maiden: Aces High. Wow.
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  999.  @hollytalbot6695  I'm a criminal. I use the BBC's services but I refuse to pay for them.
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  1000.  @hollytalbot6695  Vine was trying to convince people to accept shots. I thought, "Not even Lee Harvey Oswald needed that many".
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  1001. And the Emperor Ming the Merciless, what a great guy.
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  1002. Hitting nails on heads implies male violence, dontcha know.
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  1003. GOOD MAN.
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  1004.  @elias_xp95  Calais was an English city, but the French retook it about 500 years ago. Sometimes we've got to say, " Let's move on".
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  1005.  @scottblair7159  72% of polls are invented and completely fictitious. (See what I did there?)
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  1006.  @jane---489  True, but "desperation" in a lyric from a Pink Floyd track.
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  1007.  @abigailslade3824  The only Connery film in which he's funny.
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  1008. I'm British. The US and UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're both completely f*cked and it's self-inflicted..
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  1009.  @harminderkambow9642  It's a matter of human rights. But when did that ever matter?
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  1010. If Allah is so feckin weak and paranoid that he can't take a joke, he ain't a real god.
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  1011.  @iCantEvenButtonsGaming  If the cops were doing their job properly, Kyle would've stayed at home and some career-criminals would've been alive to rape and steal another day.
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  1012.  @ArcanePath360  He's a vampire these days.
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  1013. 1984 + 451 - 2021.
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  1014.  @cloroxusthestainlessone4324  If the cops had actually been doing their job, by protecting the community from burning and looting murderers, Kyle would've stayed at home.
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  1015. The Winkelvoss twins claim you lied 'cos they started it.
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  1016.  @lesterquintrell4844  "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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  1017. Brian Griffin wrote it.
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  1018. Same as Dane, Swede and Greek.
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  1019. Any sane person should burn the holy book of the Peaceful Religion.
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  1020.  @grannyannie2948  Maybe that's why the US maintains its Second Amendment.
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  1021. Next time I go to the hospital for surgery, I don't want a skilled doctor. I want a black woman surgeon who wouldn't get the position on her own merit. Yeah, I'll be safe under her care.
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  1022. Lots of naughty web channels. Plus I don't need to hug my computer and tell lies about how much I love it afterwards.
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  1023. Putin sends his security forces to raid Russian opposition leaders as well.
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  1024.  @TheJeremyKentBGross  I'm trying to type this with a terrible pain in all the diodes on my left side.
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  1025. I suspect Harry likes fish sticks as well.
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  1026. @Vase of Flowers I doubt that any donations came from the Juice. But they'll encourage non-Juice to give instead. And take a percentage as their fee.
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  1027. Go on Ollie - TELL US MORE! Unless it creates problems for you.
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  1028. Woke makes you free.
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  1029. They've overstepped the mark. Every POTUS has the power to declassify documents at will. If Trump still has the documents, he's used his presidential power to declassify them. So they're not classified any more. End of.
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  1030. CLEVER COMMENT. Well done.
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  1031.  @o00nemesis00o  Agreed 100%. Or as Diane would say, "Agreed eleventy-twelvety %".
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  1032. Love back to you! From southern England.
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  1033.  @Papa1Smurf1  Agreed. Sometimes it's pleasant to ignore the facts, and enjoy the music as the Titanic sinks beneath us.
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  1034. This wasn't about Sandy Hook. This was about finding ANY pretext, no matter how twisted, by which to shut Alex down.
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  1035. @Argent Wolf Agreed. We needed to defeat the failed painter, just as you and I might one day need to defeat heart disease. We're now dying from a completely different disease, equivalent to cancer. Both enemies need to be defeated. Allowing the moustache-man to have won would still have killed us.
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  1036.  @oldfella3919  I bought a 1930s copy from a secondhand shop many years ago. Boooorrrring. The failed painter dictated the book to Rudolf Hess. He should've improved the story with a few car chases, bar fights and a love story, just to make it interesting. I mean, that's what Brian Griffin (author of "Faster than the Speed of Love") would've done.
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  1037. "Four in ten don't know what misogyny is". And nine out of ten can't spell it.
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  1038. Paul Pelosi was attacked by a BLM-supporting climate-activist nudist hop-head. Sounds like a MAGA Republican to me.
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  1039.  @uppishcub1617  That's how I feel when statues depicting our great historical figures are vandalised.
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  1040. Women have it all their own way until their late twenties. After which they're stale bread. Sad but true.
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  1041. Kids don't need encouragement. Back in about 1969, a girl of my own age happily accompanied me to my garden shed. We'd look at each others' genitals. Completely healthy and normal. It's wholly unnecessary for adults to get involved.
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  1042.  @r-urbex1611  squashed grape lives don't matter
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  1043. So Charles II looked a bit like Meghan.
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  1044.  @ShallowDepression  YOU TOO !!! By Gad that dates us.
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  1045. Life of Brian is a far better movie than "The Passion of the Christ". I watched Mel Gibson's movie all the way through and never laughed once.
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  1046. Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch, about Mr. Hilter standing at the Minehead by-election. "I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it!"
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  1047. Grillers are mostly timid but will rip your head off if they feel threatened. Baboons are far more dangerous, especially if they're in a pack.
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  1048. Thank God I'm a hermaphrodite shape-shifting lizard space alien and none of this affects me. But I still dislike Meghan. Like this comment if you dislike her too.
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  1049. I'm imagining your comment as an animation.
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  1050.  @tylermorrison7051  The animation would be best from the Rick and Morty people.
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  1051.  @GRH_Roadhouse  That's a good word. I'm trying to remember another word as well. Something avian. I can't remember what it is...
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  1052.  @andresanguianozuniga6798  As a Cornishman, I'm a tin-digging piratical Celt with a fondness for pasties.
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  1053. Almost First.
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  1054. So... Gill was a wealthy paedophile communist, employed by the BBC. Next surprise: Water is wet.
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  1055. My family had it. As Jeremy Clarkson said, "I've had worse hangovers". It was definitely preferable to regular flu.
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  1056. I hope Elon doesn't blow his savings uselessly.
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  1057.  @bartofii  Same with sharpened metal spikes.
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  1058.  @HrHaakon  You vill kiss me und enjoy it und I vill make myzelf smile. Und zat ist ein order!
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  1059. Hey Neal - that's a damned informed comment. You're so smart, you could almost be on the Lotus Eaters panel.
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  1060.  @belstar1128  That isn't what happened. If it did, Maoris wouldn't be around any more.
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  1061.  @mrinfinitemonkeycage5668  It's a myth to assume the islanders lived in peace and love before the British arrived. They'd been fighting wars among themselves since the dawn of time. The first time the islands knew peace was when the British imposed it at gunpoint.
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  1062. @@helsby1797 The greatest national leaders avoid wars. They obtain victories by other means. Bonaparte wasn't as great as he's made out to be. Leading your country to defeat isn't a sign of greatness. It's a sign of failure.
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  1063.  @Felled-angel  All true.
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  1064. "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings" - Clarence.
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  1065.  @golfbulldog  I want Boris to hire Jezza, the Hamster and the Captain to to dismantle and privatise the BBC. There's no faster way to put the BBC upside-down in a ditch and on fire
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  1066.  @tetsujin86  THANKS! Best, shortest definition I've seen.
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  1067. The late Spike Milligan wrote his memoirs with the titles, "Adolf Hitler: My Part in his Downfall" and "Rommel: Gunner Who?". Should those books be banned too?
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  1068. I like my women how I take my coffee. Without a penis.
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  1069.  @JimC  A lovely and intelligent comment, Jim. I'm pretty certain it was either a Norwegian or a Dutchman. I've got a large article in a magazine somewhere, but I can't find it.. I'm hoping someone seeing this will give me a name. I don't think this particular guy was German.
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  1070.  @JimC  Hahahahaha! Sad that "Private Eye" has had its teeth pulled by the BBC. Ian Hislop probably earns more from the BBC than every other source. Long-running contracts, and multiple documentary series. Would today's "Private Eye" rock the boat and oppose the BBC's narrative? No.
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  1071. Visiting the Pyramids is tantamount to supporting slavery.
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  1072.  @tommyblackwell3760  I've just been watching a recording of the movie "Downfall", about the fall of Berlin in '45. Unlike Biden, Hitler had enough courage to take responsibility for his own actions and blow his brains out.
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  1073. "It's not theft, it's reparations!" "It's not mass murder in Waukesha, it's a response to systemic racism!" "It's not a terror attack, it's mostly peaceful!" "We're not paedophiles, we're "minor attracted persons!"
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  1074. Clarkson would never run if he could drive instead.
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  1075. I want Clarkson, Hammond and May to be given the task of privatising the BBC. There is no quicker way to put the BBC upside-down, in a ditch and on fire.
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  1076. I was selected as a question-asker at QT back in 1990. You write your name, your occupation and your question. I was selected because my occupation at that time was very working class, they probably thought I'd be a barely-audible numpty. My question was about the ERM and the proposed European currency. Tebbit was on the panel with Heseltine. I got my point across with my second follow-up question. I was very hostile to the Europhiles, loads of groans of horror from the audience as I wrecked them.
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  1077.  @moaningpheromones  Slowly going forward 'cos we can't find reverse! Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. It's worse than that - he's dead, Jim!
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  1078.  @MyMy-tv7fd  Guess which religion worships at a big black cube.
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  1079. AY UP LOTUS EATERS! (2 Tone usually leaves this message. Imitation is the sincerest blah blah blah.)
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  1080.  @KnownNiche1999  True. Most B-people in the US are at least partly W. They tend to be creamy-coffee, not true B. Behaviour depends on which genetic characteristics come to the fore.
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  1081. I am a victim of far right hate attacks and I'm traumatised. A seagull shat on my car. Some rubbish blew down the road into my garden. I stepped in some dog poo. Unlike YOU, I can identify a far right hate crime when I see one. Everything I dislike is the result of far right extremism. I say it's a hate crime. If you say it's NOT a hate crime, you yourself are a Nazi.
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  1082. Reminds me of an old Bob Monkhouse joke. "I dated a girl who was half English and half Italian. She only shaved under one arm".
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  1083.  @lenlooksback7981  You're feeling ill and coughing blood. You wait weeks to see your doctor. Eventually you get to see a doctor who's a gay African migrant. Only got his job on that basis. Happens every day in the NHS.
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  1084. Oh come on! The pointed stick was invented in Africa, and the innovation has gone right around the world.
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  1085. I refuse to accept advice from an elderly bloke in a dress who can't get laid.
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  1086. A man will always attract women if he has two things: A good set of teeth and a huge pile of money. But the money might suffice on its own.
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  1087.  @IvanM272  Agreed. Remind me: How many tens of $millions is the Castro personal fortune worth?
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  1088.  @kyoai  Agreed. My family left Africa about 20,000 years ago. We migrated across Europe and hunted mammoths on the way. We crossed Doggerland's big rivers on log canoes and we've been here ever since.
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  1089.  @ario4795  I wouldn't doubt that chariots might have been invented in sub-Saharan Africa. Chariots need a large treeless space in which to operate. Thousands of years ago, much of Europe was covered with trees.
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  1090.  @Uppernorwood976  I looked in my garden shed. There weren't any black people there. Mr. Olusoga says claiming there were no black people in my garden shed is racist. My shed is FULL of black people, but I refuse to acknowledge their presence because of systemic racism.
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  1091.  @jonathanwells223  Experts in the Roman arenas found it's virtually impossible to train zebras to pull carts or chariots. It was exceedingly difficult, and the audiences couldn't appreciate the effort and skill involved. Much easier to thrill a crowd by throwing criminals among hungry hyenas.
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  1092.  @Tunahater  I hope any Irish reading my joke won't be offended. In Ireland, the same joke would be told about a Kerryman, someone from Kerry.
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  1093.  @kwicksandz  Is that you, Clem?
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  1094.  @Qardo  Clarkson has the best flaws... IN THE WORLD!
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  1095. The Guardian claims your achievement stems from white privilege and systemic racism. The BBC told me so. Sorry, was that a joke? Any minute now, Twat Valley Police will arrest me.
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  1096.  @UteHeggenTranswidowHeals  I won't tell you my own story because it might attract nasty trolls. Suffice to say that there are times when passing away a few days earlier can be a blessing. I've had dogs put down when they're in distress. I'd afford the same grace for humans.
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  1097. I preferred the era when "goblin" still meant performing fellatio.
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  1098. Your comment is too intelligent to ever be expressed on the BBC.
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  1099.  @RomanHistoryFan476AD  You have good taste. As do most of the people who subscribe to this channel.
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  1100. Very observant. Well done.
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  1101.  @violenceislife1987  The movie "The Great Escape" showed the German Army riding Triumph motorbikes, or so I've read. I myself wouldn't recognise them. Not implausible that the Wehrmacht used British kit. Lots of kit was captured at Dunkirk. Half the transport vehicles used in Barbarossa comprised civilian trucks, commandeered from civilians in the occupied territories. Huge quantities of new unissued British battledress uniforms were captured at Dunkirk. The Kriegsmarine issued British battledress to their U-boat crews. True story.
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  1102. And it all happened at the exact same time. Years have passed, and the Media suddenly swaps sides. It's almost like the Media took orders from somewhere.
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  1103. Mr. Grimsdale agrees.
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  1104.  @thurin84  Not necessarily. I know the JFK movie made a big thing about this, but a shot to the rear quarter of the skull will spin the head around. Another error in the JFK movie was about the "magic bullet" which hit Kennedy and a passenger in the front. This occurred because the passenger was in a jump seat, slightly inboard from the side of the car. No magic bullet required.
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  1105. This is a which hunt carried out by cnuts.
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  1106. That'd be going into the danger zone!
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  1107. Another reply arrived here. I read it by it's now disappeared.
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  1108. You are far too sensible ever to become vegan.
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  1109.  @nickvanachthoven7252  Always the same demographic, doing the stabbing. But - hey - it's R-ist for any TV journalist to mention the elephant in the room.
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  1110.  @susanwojcickisnicetwin  Thanks, pretty girl!
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  1111. AGREED. Same argument about the Loch Ness Monster.
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  1112.  @metalicminer6231  Rik would be cancelled today.
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  1113.  @zephodb  Thomas Sowell is a better person than anyone who works for the BBC.
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  1114.  @alexanderthegreat2678  Every time I use the "W" word, my comment or reply is rendered invisible. Gotta write "weight" instead. Numpties think I'm referring to people with fat aarr55es. Gotta write that creatively as well or my comment disappears.
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  1115. I became confused with Patrick Stewart and assumed he'd become a Borg.
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  1116.  @goofygrandlouis6296  I click on "REPLIES" and yours disappears. Apart from which: You're 100% correct. Technically speaking, we be f*c*ed.
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  1117. Clement Freud.
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  1118.  @bazzatheblue  I'm actually Ray's albino brother, borrowing his computer. Toast has been doing Othello. Mrs. Purchase has black makeup all across her boobies and Ray can't understand why.
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  1119. How about werewolves?
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  1120. Here in the UK, TV news has specifically stated this was NOT a terrorist attack. Go figure.
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  1121.  @abrahamlincoln5661  Is that you, Clem?
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  1122. AY UP LOTUS EATERS!
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  1123.  @LondonPestControl  Please repeat widely. "The New Zealand Rugby Team" needs to become a phrase we all recognise.
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  1124. On this basis, everybody, EVERYBODY on Craggy Island is a waycist. Unless they can prove otherwise.
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  1125. A truly remarkable line. It deserves to be from Shakespeare or the Bible.
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  1126.  @GluepfirSICH  True. So the Titanic's voyage was a mostly peaceful disaster.
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  1127. I always prefer girlfriends with lots of spunk in them. That's "spunk" as in vivacity, vigour, cheekiness and courage. Is that OK? Oh I forgot, the symbol for "OK" represents white supremacy.
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  1128. Nice to hear Carl talking about your era of history, Eddie.
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  1129. Sad fact: Apart from the few thousand people who tune into channels like this, EVERYBODY ELSE believes the MSM's crap.
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  1130. I was a Tory activist for 29 years, but allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. I was always more of a Thatcherite than a Conservative. Much respect for Norman Tebbit.
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  1131.  @vangoghsear8657  Inserting an African man in the crew is historically accurate. Couldn't make the film today unless Idris Elba played the captain.
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  1132. "Based" means you've got both feet on the ground. You're solid. You're not a snowflake. You're likely to be on the right of centre.
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  1133. "It's life, Jim, but not as we know it".
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  1134.  @luckyaristotle  Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
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  1135.  @supertrooper6011  I heard your reply in the voice of Otto Mann, from The Simpsons.
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  1136. I want somebody to make some pro-Boris adverts. "Boris cares for human rights so much, he prioritises helping illegal migrants over housing British veterans".
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  1137. I recall the Chinese settlement on Craggy Island.
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  1138.  JAN 6TH WAS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST  Some interesting names here, Jan.
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  1139.  @anonymouscitizen6165  It's what happens when we invite foxes into our hen house.
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  1140. There's a very good video from Paul Joseph Watson, about how destroying the Nordstream pipeline was definitely an American operation. Go find it. Dates, names, everything, all revealed by a respected authoritative journalist. But it's entirely ignored by the mainstream media.
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  1141.  @DarkroomMedia007  I want Peter Griffin as the next POTUS. With Stewie as the next British PM. Can't be any worse. Prince Harry has already married Meg.
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  1142.  NI GGER  Same thing happened to Jesus. Hence "The Life of Brian".
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  1143. A threeway with Dom and Katie Hopkins would be highly desirable. Not for me, but I definitely understand the appeal.
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  1144.  @leodesalis5915  Vikings love Spam.
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  1145. That's a damned fine comment, Eddie Baby.
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  1146. I can always determine the age of people leaving comments by observing their grammar. For example, using an apostrophe S is easy for a more senior person. Sad to observe the decline of western civilisation in real time.
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  1147.  @kaizokujimbei143  PLEASE REPEAT WIDELY.
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  1148. So black folks want their own separate country? Surely that's Detroit. How did that go?
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  1149.  @hawk6111  History is a sh*t-show. Bad things happen.
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  1150. He got the part because he was a dwarf. A bit like Whoopie getting a part in "The Color Purple" because she's black and identifies as Jewish.
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  1151.  @Lttlemoi  THANKYOU! I watch loads of US movies and cop shows, but I never understood that until now.
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  1152. Kerbed Alloys Lives Matter.
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  1153.  @OnlyGrafting  None of this helps if every city and local authority is predominantly non-British.
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  1154.  @tomasojones1751  I've received warning messages from YouTube about posting comments which might be offensive. Like writing the B-word which means a female dog, on a video about dogs. And the F-word which means a kind of English meat ball, on a video about meat balls.
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  1155. I like your name, TCWPV.AG Happens to me all the time.
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  1156. The UK will still be trying to repay its borrowing for lockdown, 200 years from now.
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  1157. Boris's downfall was a putsch by Remainers. Replace Boris with an anti-Brexit PM who pretends to be pro-Brexit.
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  1158. Paul Alien?
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  1159. Archbishop Welby will shortly rewrite the New Testament, because it's got a horrific story about a man who was whipped, NAILED to a cross and died in agony. Telling this story to children might encourage copycat crucifixions in playgrounds. Rewrite the story so that Jesus, Pilate, some black and female disciples plus the Pharisees all sit together in a circle, giving each other back-rubs and smoking pot from a bong. Eventually they all decide to set up a polyamorous vegan community, which earns its living by performing interpretive dance routines. That's a better story for the Church to promote, right? Yeah all good.
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  1160. Hey Daniel - I haven't seen any of your BRILLIANT videos for ages! Where have you been hiding?
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  1161. @Cyrus Freeman Trudeau might be living proof of the existence of shape-shifting lizard space-aliens.
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  1162. Rigsby's ghost wants to participate.
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  1163. Coming Soon: Being a scientist is a sign of whiteness. Ban science. Yay!
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  1164.  @andrewbarry3375  Interesting to see YouTube claims there are FIVE replies (plus mine), but I can only see three including yours. Lots of deletions for wrongthought these days.
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  1165.  @theloniuspunk383  MAKE LAMP POSTS GREAT AGAIN .
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  1166.  @JamesCartist  This is what happens when they hire weed-smoking leftists such as Brian Griffin (author of "Faster than the Speed of Love") as screenwriters.
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  1167.  @kingdontrump9182  The electoral system in the UK is a cosy duopoly between the Tories and Labour. Regardless of who you vote for, one or the other will always win.
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  1168.  @kingdontrump9182  I Liked your comment, and I'm watching for your YT name in the future.
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  1169. Beware of politicians who regard themselves as great architects.
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  1170.  @click8708  Epstein and Maxwell ran a honey trap operation on behalf of Mossad. Film princes and politicians with juveniles and turn the screw. Film like this would bring down a POTUS or the Royal Family. Lord Mandelson was a frequent visitor. Look it up.
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  1171.  @RedwolfDogrocket  "Moussilini"... is that an Itchy and Scratchy joke?
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  1172. Numpties would claim I'm far right because I believe a man who's transitioned to female is still a male. Massive migration is destroying Britain. I love my country, I feel no guilt for slavery. Some cultures are better than others. A "MAP" is a pervert with a misleading acronym. Adam Smith is greater than Karl Marx. Lots of other things could be listed.
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  1173. TO ANY AMERICANS READING THIS: London is just as fooked as NYC. Or worse.
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  1174. BRIAN GRIFFIN: "I'm not racist. I watch tons of black porn". ME: "I'm not leftist. I watch tons of Brandi Love".
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  1175. If they're here, I hope they're friendly. I recall the movie "The Final Countdown" A "modern" US Navy carrier prepares to confront the Japanese fleet in December 1941. Obviously, there'd be no contest. Now imagine the world's military confronting aliens whose technology is 5,000 years more advanced than ours. Yikes.
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  1176.  @markjeffery7319  You're correct - but can we agree Labour, the Tories and the Monster Raving Loonies are all equally rational choices?
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  1177.  @markjeffery7319  Also - thankyou to all the people who corrected me with great politeness. How very un-YouTube.
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  1178.  @proudsaiyanprince2651  I could imagine Harry being a bit-part actor alongside Errol Flynn.
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  1179. I want 100,000 Ukrainian refugees to be rehomed in Rotherham and Telford. Give priorities to persons who empathise with the Azov Battalion. Instruct the police to step aside, as they did with the child rapes and trafficking. That'll end the problem of child grooming. Yes please.
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  1180. "Passed away" is mostly peaceful.
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  1181. Lots of lesbians in the cops.
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  1182. "I hear you're a homophobic transphobic racist now, Graham Linehan". "It's the feckin Greeks who started it". "Drink! Girls! Feck!"
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  1183. I myself would find the definition difficult.
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  1184. The British F1 GP demonstrates the "Family Guy" stereotype about Chinese drivers is correct.
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  1185.  @MegaSpideyman  Maybe.
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  1186.  @dubiousn00b24  Jezza's Top Gear resembled a TV situation comedy. Imagine Sid James, Kenneth Williams and Bernard Cribbins making a car show in the 1960s. With Charles Hawtrey as The Stig. Testing Zodiacs, Victors and Oxfords around the track. Hattie Jacques and Kenneth More as guests in reasonably priced cars.
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  1187.  @entropybear5847  I agree with every word Jezza utters.
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  1188. AY UP LOTUS EATERS! (With respect to 2 Tone.)
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  1189. I was about to leave that comment! Thanks for doing it for me!
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  1190. Just be grateful a Vogon wasn't reading you poetry at the same time.
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  1191. GOOD NEWS: Perhaps Putin will get his arse kicked. BAD NEWS: That'll be another victory for the New World Order.
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  1192.  @Sam-gw5pl  True.
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  1193.  @gunsharck  Use it widely yourself.
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  1194.  @Tarteh  Not me or my children. And I've never been to Rotherham. But as a white heterosexual male, I speak for us all.
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  1195.  @S-North  Which is why we're hated. Jealousy is a terrible master.
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  1196. No mention of this in the mainstream media.
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  1197. I've got a willy and I don't know whether I'm male or female", asked no sensible person ever.
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  1198. The color for gay men used to be brown.
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  1199. Let's accept tens of thousands of Ukrainians who support the Azov Battalions. Rehome them in Telford and Rotherham. Instruct the cops to look the other way, as they did with the child rapes. That'll sort out the kiddy-traffickers.
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  1200. Kyle is an American hero. I'm looking forward to the movie. Except modern Hollywood is so f*ckin' woke, it won't happen.
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  1201. Same applies to responsible gun ownership in the US. It's neither guns or dogs which kill people. It's bad owners.
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  1202.  @Thurman321  One always finds the best nerds on this channel. That's a compliment.
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  1203.  @skogul  Says "6 replies" now. Only three visible, plus mine (I assume). Lots of comments about it happening on this video.
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  1204. This whole fiasco was planned to bring a WEF prime minister to power.
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  1205.  @andrewcarlton6196  Never mind Hitler. Tony Blair started an unjust war as well.
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  1206. Wokism is the new bigotry.
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  1207.  @endlessstrata6988  I left a reply here yesterday but it's disappeared.
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  1208. Best comment I've seen in weeks, Filter.
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  1209. I wish Kyle had been near the Texas school when the massacre started off. Kyle would've gone straight in and saved a dozen lives. A good man doesn't need to wait before rescuing children from a murderer.
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  1210.  @chesterdonnelly1212  Agreed.
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  1211. Vive la France. This comment breaks the habit of my entire lifetime.
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  1212. The UK has an Indian prime minister. Dunno whether he's Apache or Cherokee. When Joe met Rishi, he apologised for what Custer attempted at Little Big Horn.
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  1213.  @supremecaffeine2633  Your comment is far too sensible and intelligent for this discussion.
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  1214.  @jimtaylor294  "Excellent! Release the hounds!" Surely that's a racial stereotype of a white racist. BAN BURNS!
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  1215. No you're SECOND. Noah R beat you to it. Cos he used his hu ite privilege. Claims the BBC.
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  1216. There aren't enough hamsters on Wikipedia.
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  1217. I prefer Australia. I've seen the "Mad Max" movies.
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  1218.  @rantymcrant-pants9536  Men regarding a woman as HOT is important to human survival. If you're offended, I assume you prefer to f*ck women who are ugly.
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  1219.  @rantymcrant-pants9536  And you come off as a snowflake.
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  1220.  @jesperFrost  I've spent my entire life, searching for Castle Anthrax.
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  1221. Breaks yer heart when they pass away. RIP Rasputin the Rottweiler and Spartacus the bull mastiff.
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  1222. Doctor Woke and the TURDIS.
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  1223. LOVELY TO SEE DOM HERE! Hey Dom - please sing us a song!
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  1224.  @blunderingfool  DEFINITELY. That's an expense I'll GLADLY accept via my taxes.
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  1225.  @ElliHarper  I'm British. My ancestors migrated from Africa 500 generations ago. Hunted mammoths and aurochs on the way. Crossed Doggerland before it became the North Sea. We've been here ever since. An early example of, "This can't be fixed, just move away".
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  1226. BEST COMMENT EVER.
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  1227. I visit for the videos. I remain for the wise and funny comments. I grin at our wonderful names.
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  1228.  @Threemore650  J'essai. (I think that means "I try" but maybe I've said something rude without meaning to.)
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  1229. PAUL PELOSI: "Are you here to rape my wife?" DEPAPE: "Oh God no. No no no no no".
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  1230.  @somedandy7694  Some bears are cool. Ted Clubber Lang smokes weed.
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  1231. Won't be the first time a King Charles has been declared a traitor. I look forward to his trial and execution. I'd gladly pay good money for a front-row seat next to the scaffold.
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  1232. Google won't allow me to watch this video unless I identify myself by giving them all my secret info.
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  1233. Sorry, I've got to say it. Based women are HOT. I apologise to any women who regard my comment as S-ist, but it's true. Leftie women wear boiler suits and Doc Martens boots, don't wash their armpits and have purple hair.
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  1234. An excellent comment.
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  1235.  Andrew barry  Agreed, but the prison officer doesn't look like an Aryan superman. Race ought not to enter into it.
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  1236.  @mattdawson630  Didn't hear about it? It doesn't fit the narrative. A bad guy with a gun can only be stopped by a good guy or lady with a gun.
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  1237.  @Torquemadia  Right or Left, the sound made by a screaming person is always as loud. What we've got today is "soft dictatorship". The sheep don't even know it's happening. Even channels like this have only a tiny number of subscribers.
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  1238. Here's the truth. I'll phrase it carefully, because I've left similar comments elsewhere which were falsely reported for something. Now YT's algorithms delete my comment if it recognises certain phrases. JE and GM ran a blackmail operation for an intelligence service. To guess which service, read the Wiki biography of GM's late father. Proffer friendship to royalty and politicians. Film them fornicating with adolescents and turn the screw. Then US Intelligence discovered the operation and closed it down.
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  1239.  @godzillas6301  Thankyou for using that phrase about the bee-sourced sweetness. A conjunction of using that phrase, along with the M-word for the spy agency and the three-letter US agency which arrested JE always triggers the algorithms into deleting my comment.
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  1240.  @mogznwaz  Those are exactly the values which the Left, BLM and the BBC are succeeding in destroying.
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  1241.  @ningen7736  BIDEN: "If you ain't mostly-peaceful rioting, you ain't black".
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  1242. Good comment. Please repeat widely.
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  1243. Open your legs, girls, here I come!
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  1244.  @SeanWinters  The C of E is killing itself. But "assisted suicide" is happening as well.
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  1245.  Kamrud Doha  Like the Borg. Resistance is futile. Submit or be destroyed.
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  1246.  @joaoomega6627  Yep. If voting could change anything, the bastards wouldn't let us do it.
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  1247.  @keegobricks9734  I was gonna leave the exact same word.
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  1248. Dammit, I was hoping I could get here before you and leave the same comment. I missed the opportunity by 52 seconds.
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  1249. Hire Glenn Quagmire.
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  1250. Giggidy.
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  1251.  @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz  I distrust the mainstream media too.
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  1252. I refused to wear a mask when in supermarkets during the lockdown. I wore a condom instead. During the AIDS outbreak of the 1980s, every household was issued with the leaflet, "Don't Die of Ignorance". It claimed you're safe if you wear a condom. I've worn a condom every day since and I'm not dead yet. So I know it works. Lots of fun when Tesco security stopped me from entering so I showed them my condom-wearing willy.
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  1253.  @JimC  Monty Python couldn't be formed today, unless their group included two blacks, two gays and two women. Never mind whether they'd be funny. It's more important that they tick boxes. Graham Chapman was indeed gay, but he hadn't come out at the time the Pythons got their first series.
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  1254.  @seanp8220  Lefties in the West used to be overly-permissive. In 2021, western Lefties are authoritarian. Python always expressed rebellion against authority. the new Left is the new fascism.
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  1255.  @Laughing_Chinaman  Angry sea bass. With frickin lasers on their heads.
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  1256. Peter Griffin got it right. "Shut up Meg".
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  1257.  @jandavidson7093  Agreed. There are web-based companies from which I I can buy a doctorate in Jedi Philosophy. My family lived in Nigeria shortly before independence. My father was a civil engineer tasked with building a hospital. Westerners said the most dangerous Nigerian is a smart Nigerian.
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  1258. Happy 4th back to you, cousins! Remember to keep your 2nd Amendment holy.
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  1259. I want Dom to sing us a funny song about this.
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  1260.  @DBibeau855  Good job Apu isn't from a different religion. He'd be giving the kids slushies laced with rohypnol. Bart, Lisa and Millhouse would wake up tied to beds with a queue of bearded men outside the door.
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  1261.  @Scriptures_K  It's barely started.
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  1262.  @iumasz6088  Me too. BRILLIANT !!!
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  1263.  @redactedanticretin  I don't want guns. I dislike guns. But gunfire from the local range is the sound of freedom.
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  1264.  @artvandelay8767  YES!
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  1265.  @Droo75  I've always loved the Piltdown Man from "Tubular Bells" He always sounds Scottish to me.
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  1266.  @jeromemorrowactual6723  I don't blame foxes for what they do in the hen house. Blood and carnage is normal for foxes, everywhere they go. I blame the gatekeepers, who hold the gate open and invite the foxes inside.
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  1267.  @christinesarkis4029  The Maoris arrived by boat. What stopped them reaching Europe? Oh yeah, I forgot. They didn't have a compass. Not scientific enough.
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  1268. Lots of RAF airmen will be dead in burning wrecks because of this.
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  1269. True. It's likely he was from south west England before he was stolen by slave traders.
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  1270. One of the BEST things is the salty tears of the BBC.
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  1271.  @SirBlackReeds  I beg you, please tell us why.
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  1272.  @Xbalanque84  THANKS! Damned good reply!
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  1273.  @goldeneddie  I HOPE it's a joke!
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  1274.  @keithscott1957  Maybe Uranus?
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  1275.  @ronallen8828  I resemble a middle-aged white man, but I identify as a black schoolgirl. I demand reparations from the British taxpayer, following my enslavement by Ebo kings in west Africa, 200 years ago. Gimme money.
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  1276.  @johneyton5452  Suppositories? Yeah, they'd be a pain in the ass.
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  1277.  @andresanguianozuniga6798  Reminds me of something which Winston Churchill said. "Democracy is the worst form of government. Except for all the others".
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  1278.  @makotoshishio7701  I'm certain that if I attach bird feathers to my bum and my hands and jump off a tall building, I'll be able to fly. Instead all you'd get is a big pile of dead bodies. Exactly like communism.
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  1279.  @bartsanders1553  Damned good comment, Bart.
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  1280.  @zxyatiywariii8  The Titanic hitting the iceberg was an accident. In our case, the officers on the bridge deliberately rammed the iceberg. I always assumed an invasion of Britain would involve panzers fighting their way into Westminster. Instead the invasion has been planned by successive British governments, organised by the Civil Service and funded by the taxpayer.
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  1281.  @orangedalmatian  Is that you, Clem?
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  1282. Can we have a White Pride month? No, that's racist. Or a Heterosexual Pride month? No, that's homophobic.
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  1283. I'd never heard of Joe Rogan. Now I'm gonna seek him out.
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  1284. Can we have Joe Biden speaking with the voice of Herbert from Spooner Street?
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  1285. "Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed, ready to move out".
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  1286. Reminds of of the occasion when YOU, Edmund, visited a doctor. He instructed you to use leaches, on the advice of the international leach industry. Currently, we're all being instructed to use vaccinations, on the advice of the international pharmaceutical industry. It's almost like it's part of a cunning plan.
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  1287. Sometimes red tape inhibits investigations. Sometimes it's secret handshakes.
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  1288.  @AnnieC-mc3cv  Imams filling completing postal votes.
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  1289. Imagine a fist-fight between a modern screen tough guy, and a REAL tough guy like Jack Palance or Lee Marvin.
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  1290.  @DJRockford83  I don't regard Reform or Reclaim as "right wing".
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  1291. Darth Vader and the Emperor missed out with the Death Star. They should've called it the "Nice Cuddly Eco-Friendly Family Fun Star". The Rebels would've left it alone.
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  1292.  @thewaywardgrape3838  I want to leave a longer Reply which agrees with you 100%, but I've received warnings from YouTube that my replies constitute "bullying and harassment".
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  1293. FUN FACT (maybe): You probably pay more tax than Richi Sunak.
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  1294.  @floydisnutz8443  I've come here again because I was notified you'd replied to my comment. Your comment which brought me here is invisible, so I'm replying to your OTHER comment instead. Lots of nutty things happening, with comments disappearing on this and other non-woke channels.
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  1295. Please repeat widely. More people need to adopt this comment. I'm gonna steal it myself.
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  1296. I live in what's supposed to be one of the whitest parts of the UK. In the town centre, half of all the people are of non-European origin. Most whites I see are aged 40-plus.
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  1297.  @diomedes7971  10% from me, every time. Here in the UK, if I've got a team of scaffolders working at my premises, I buy 'em a big box of donuts.
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  1298. Agreed, but Biden's on another planet. Or he thinks he is.
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  1299.  @Zetact_  Boris, Justin and Joe. And then there's the little frog called Micron, who's married to his grannie. What a f*ckin' selection. Putin and Xi Ping are laughing at us all.
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  1300. "Japanese culture and their economy would be improved by accepting several million non-Japanese migrants", said nobody ever.
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  1301. I miss the days when Lewis was being pursued around the track by his Massa.
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  1302. YAY!
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  1303. Nice phrase.
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  1304. Clint is still with us.
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  1305.  @williamcarrington61  Haha!
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  1306.  @Theranthrope  Lab or Con = No fekin difference.
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  1307. I had a Rottweiler. I still miss him. I'd heard of another Rottweiler who was owned by a bunch of nightclub bouncers, who gave him anabolic steroids. The Rottie became so monstrous, nobody could get near him. It was taken away and put into care. I don't know what happened next.
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  1308. "Candyman"... is that a reference to Spooner Street's Herbert?
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  1309. Excellent comment, Trevor. I loved your cameo performance in "Operation Crossbow".
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  1310. I've always preferred girlfriends with some spunk in them. Spirited, lively, courageous. I want to see more spunk in women. Could that be misunderstood?
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  1311.  @ShallowDepression  Agreed. And the Conservative Party is Labour with a pretty blue label. Fook every one of them.
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  1312. Emily Maitlis and the BBC blame Brexit for the floods. Probably.
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  1313. OK NOW!
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  1314. Key problem: We make half-way compromises with these people. Then another half. And another. And another. Until we've 99% compromised with nutters.
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  1315.  @thesisypheanjournal1271  I suspect Brian Griffin ghost-wrote Harry's book.
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  1316.  @sabersz  Yee-haw!
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  1317.  @marekohampton8477  They used to have something called the "financial rand", a special exchange rate for migrants. For the value of my ordinary house, I could buy three or four bungalows with swimming pools. I was tempted.
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  1318.  @AJadedLizard  Two sorts of comments we get on YT: Comments from numpty trolls who know eff all, and comments from people who actually know their stuff. Nice to read Jaded's informative comment.
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  1319. Biden is about to be sued by Kyle Rittenhouse, for defamation. I'll rejoice when Biden has to pay reparations.
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  1320. Car ownership doesn't compel people to drive into Christmas parades in Waukesha.
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  1321.  @lordbezzington8435  I wanna see a remake of "Titanic", where the vessel misses the iceberg and arrives safely in New York. Jack spends 40 years in Shawshank Prison for stealing the jewel, where he befriends Andy and Red. Rose marries her abusive husband, pops out a couple of kids and becomes an alcoholic. After the family lose their fortune on Wall Street, she goes on a murder-suicide rampage.
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  1322.  @Rumpleforeskin77  Is that you, Clem?
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  1323.  @Darkwintre  Correct. If lockdowns worked, covid would've finished six months ago.
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  1324.  @wimotten8353  Errol Flynn. Clint. Lee Marvin and Jack Palance, both genuine war heroes who were wounded in combat. People like them wouldn't get hired any more.
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  1325. Good phrase. Please repeat widely.
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  1326. Excellent quote. Please repeat widely.
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  1327. I tried to fertilize the produce from my garden but I couldn't. All I got was a sore knob. How somebody fertilises an entire field is beyond me. Or did I misunderstand the process?
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  1328.  @SirWetBiscuit  I visit YouTube for the videos. I remain for the wise comments. I laugh out loud at the names we adopt, Sir Wet.
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  1329. AY UP EVEN WITH HIS BOVVER BOY HAIRCUT !!!
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  1330.  @HrHaakon  I don't know what that word means (sumthin about dancing penises?), but I wouldn't be able to spell it after ten beers.
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  1331. I want Carl & Team to form the next cabinet.
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  1332.  @enscroggs  Hahaha!
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  1333.  @tomorrow6  Hahaha!
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  1334.  @_goobs  George Bernard Shaw wrote something in a play, but I can't remember its name. Something about a Corsican fighting an Irishman for the fate of Europe.
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  1335. I recall the scene from "The Outlaw Josey Wales", instructing the settlers how to defend their home.
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  1336. I don't blame the three lads. I blame the white guy who gave them a task beyond their ability.
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  1337. All of these politicians are liars. Believe nothing they say.
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  1338. The failed Austrian painter lost his father during childhood. What happened next could not have been predicted.
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  1339. As a Brit, I feel the same way.
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  1340. I've had a Rottweiler and a bull mastiff. We have no second amendment here in the UK. As with guns in the US, it isn't about the guns or the dogs. It's responsible ownership.
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  1341. Wolf whistling is easier to prosecute than child rapist gangs and machete-robbers.
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  1342.  @michaelhart7569  During the 100 years war, English soldiers became known as the "Goddams" because they used the phrase so often. "Goddam" remains a surname in France to this day, indicating that one of the person's distant ancestors was an English soldier.
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  1343.  @therealpatriarchy  I never get any notifications. Maybe 'cos YouTube has previously banned me under two other names.
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  1344.  @therealpatriarchy  Interesting. No, sorry. I meant "frightening".
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  1345.  @mikepriestey2547  I'd be worried if I visited a hospital, if neither the nurses nor the doctors could see I'm a male. Would it be a response to the way I walk?
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  1346.  @Therworldtube  Good question. I've got it in a magazine somewhere. Spurred by your worthy comment, I'll have a search. I can't actually remember if the comedian was Dutch or Norwegian.
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  1347.  @jrainey94  I will search for his name. It's a true story.
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  1348. I'm in that sector. Stupid over-regulation is destroying my sector. It's becoming uneconomic to run my business.
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  1349. "I've always assumed I'm a male, but it turns out my willy was just a ginormous clitoris" - some weird bloke soon.
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  1350. I'm pleased that not EVERY Lotus Eater is bearded.
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  1351. A new POTUS tends to be ineffective for his first two years, because he's still getting used to the position. Only in Year Three does a POTUS get his strength. Trump's already spent four years in office and has spent another four years preparing for his return. He's gonna return with great strength.
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  1352. FUNNY!
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  1353. Good point!
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  1354.  @Muljinn  Always reminds me of the character Rik from the TV sitcom, "The Young Ones". Silly little over-opiniated numpty. Somebody disagrees with him and he can't win an argument. So he accuses his detractor of being a fascist and storms off.
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  1355. Wisdom in your words.
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  1356.  @fatimahsharpe9113  LIVE LONG AND PROSPER! Sorry, wrong planet.
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  1357. How about the Waukesha Christmas Parade Massacre? A black nationalist racist murdering white people with his car. Let's ban cars. Yep.
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  1358. A gay Christian minister is like a vegetarian who openly flaunts his eating of meat. Make up your fekkin mind. You're either one or the other.
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  1359. I'd always favoured an asteroid collision, but that would also take out elephants and dolphins. I guess your solution to the human condition is preferable.
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  1360. "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings".
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  1361. And Conservatives. Sometimes.
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  1362.  @curiositycloset2359  I wonder if this is the first time in human history that those three words have been combined: "Tangentially pirate related".
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  1363. I wouldn't die to protect my dog, but I would kill to protect him.
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  1364. I wanna see Hunter's search history.
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  1365. Doctor Whoke.
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  1366. I awften nead to spel things rong az wel, to get past the sense-oars.
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  1367.  @Strider73  D a s s o m .
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  1368.  @orwellwasrightabouttheleft7549  That's a good idea! Next time I'll identify as a black Irish Muslim gay.
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  1369.  @dhokanson55  Carl is one of those people whom the Left want to lock up and destroy. His channels are regarded as breeding-grounds for far right extremism and proto-terrorism. His WORST videos are about ancient Mesopotamia, Greece and Carthage. They encourage violence! And that's where we are today.
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  1370.  @wolfiestreet6899  YES!
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  1371. I suspect Trudeau might ask Putin to send some peacekeepers.
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  1372. We need a race-swap of The Beverley Hillbillies.
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  1373. Hello back.
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  1374. 2020 is the year when all our weird conspiracy theories are proven true.
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  1375.  @EgoChip  Gayboy Owen Jones, writing for a newspaper owned by people whose god orders his death.
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  1376. All the information suggests the omicron variant is weaker than the variants we've already experienced. Covid is slowly running out of puff, as viruses tend to do. So compulsory vaccinations are required because...?
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  1377.  @HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR  I love your name!
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  1378.  @HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR  I want Hank as POTUS!
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  1379. Thanks for coming to this video, FM. The US and UK will stand or fall together. Sadly, right now we're getting ready to collapse like that building in Miami.
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  1380. Really? Some of the Replies to your comment have been deleted by the algorithms.
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  1381. @Callum Still waiting for good to come from Brexit? I painted a door two minutes ago and I'm still waiting for it to dry.
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  1382. Forking AWESOME !!!
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  1383.  @UteHeggenTranswidowHeals  Agreed, but struggling to breathe and in continuous pain is different. A lot depends on individual circumstances.
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  1384.  @zxyatiywariii8  What the f*ck has gone wrong with our countries? The USA has a senile POTUS who's friendlier with China than his own people.
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  1385. Triumph sports cars? (joke.)
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  1386. Reading the comments on videos, I can often tell whether the person attended school in the 1960s-70s or after the year 2000.
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  1387. The same in videos about movies. Millennial: "The movie 'Pearl Harbor' is the greatest ever war film!" ME: "What about 'Tora Tora Tora' or 'The Battle of Britain'?" Millennial: "Errr... were they Marvel movies?"
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  1388.  @RomanHistoryFan476AD  DEFINITELY.
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  1389. You were First, Sean. Probably because you benefitted from systemic waycism, claims the BBC.
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  1390. I've become frightened of rainbows.
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  1391.  @marksapollo  That's true too.
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  1392.  @fimelsin5308  Hard to avoid paying compulsory taxes. I'm self-employed and tried, but the HMRC kicked the crap out of me.
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  1393. Our governments are our worst enemies.
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  1394.  @barneyrubble8590  He could tone it down a bit. End of problem for We've Got a Problem.
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  1395. My family lived in Nigeria shortly before independence. My dad was a civil engineer working on a new hospital. One of our neighbours later became the prime minister who, a few years later, was hacked to death with machetes in his own office. I've forgotten his name.
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  1396.  @jimbothegymbro7086  Your advice is excellent. I'm a hotelier with lots of rooms for students. Mold is a continuous problem. Keep on top of it, don't let it get out of control. Bathroom fans. Anti-mold paint. Fit electric heaters ONLY to walls which are affected. Improve the insulation. If somebody allows a wall to become as bad as the illustration, it's their own feckin fault. Tenant needs to clean the feckin wall - end of problem! If somebody is too stoooopid to flush their toilet after use, that'll soon become a health hazard as well.
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  1397. The BBC hates you. Hate them back.
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  1398.  @thenoobcannon9830  I like that comment, thenoo. Being in the UK, I'll keep a pick axe handle and a claw hammer.
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  1399.  @banyakakal4299  True.
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  1400.  @banyakakal4299  Good job Jezza didn't ask The Stig to do the voiceover.
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  1401.  @Aleyck  Sadly true. But the 2A didn't help on January 6th. Patriotic martyrs are languishing in prison as we read this. Disgusting.
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  1402.  @MykeLewisMusic  Is that you, Clem?
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  1403. What did Father Ted say? Something about, "Nazis dress in black and order you around and punish you, whereas the Catholic Church..." (Forgive me if I didn't get the quote quite right.)
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  1404.  @ElkeVixen  Brian and Stewie HELPED Santa by delivering the gifts. Admittedly they got the wrong house and beat a family to death with a baseball bat, but we all make mistakes.
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  1405.  @Bender_B._Rodriguez  Santa Inc fails because, unlike Family Guy and Futurama, it's not funny. The movie "Airplane!" has jokes about poop and race, but it's funny. You gonna mock blacks or gays or amputees? Make it funny so they can laugh as well. Otherwise it's just nasty.
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  1406. I've seen nothing about this trial on the BBC. Funny how BLM didn't protest against the racist murderer.
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  1407. God is on the side of Rittenhouse. So is the ghostly spirit of every one of the US founding fathers.
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  1408. Sean Connery was a body builder as a young man. Then he cultivated his gravitas as he aged. If all you have in your portfolio is "I used to be pretty", you haven't matured, you've rotted.
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  1409. SOME B*ACK AMERICANS: "I'm impoverished cos slavery from 150 years ago". MANY EAST ASIAN AMERICANS: "My parents arrived in the US as refugees, unable to speak English. They put us through school. Our family owns businesses across five states. My own kids attend medical school and MIT". SOME BL*CK AMERICANS: "We're still not free cos racism n sheet". MANY EAST ASIAN AMERICANS: "Freedom is earned, not given".
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  1410. troo.
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  1411. New surgeons and engineers should be housed in the second homes of the wealthy. To set a good example, start with the second homes of Blair and Lineker. This is equivalent to housing evacuees in the countryside during WW2. Next, put our neuroscientists in the royal palaces. I can guarantee that at that point, every vessel will be turned around, and the beneficial flow of chiropractors and opticians into the UK will immediately cease.
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  1412. Agreed emphatically, Tigger. But then they'll go after your kids as well.
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  1413.  @TransRoofKorean  Very sad if you spend AGES hammering out a BRILLIANT comment which NOBODY reads. Sometimes good advice can be disappointing. Most people on YouTube get bored before they've reached the end of the sente...
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  1414. FUN FACT: The Guardian newspaper is more than 30% owned by the Saudis, but the paper loses £millions (sometimes TENS of £millions) in perpetuity. Google both facts yourself. So the only reason to buy the Guardian is to manage the news. Add the papers which are part owned by Russian oligarchs and you've got lots of good reasons to disbelieve everything in the MSM.
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  1415.  @DarthWillSmith  The BBC describes Le Pen as far right. The term is intended as an insult. In reality it means she's very normal, very sensible and very good.
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  1416.  @alexhobbs2352  I know my place.
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  1417. I'd gladly send all of the illegals to Scotland and give them independence.
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  1418. A bit like moderate and radical paedophiles. They both watch the same porn.
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  1419. Lots of excellent comments here.
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  1420. Local residents are protesting about hundreds of fugees being dumped in their midst. There is a remedy. All of them should become signed-up card-carrying members of the party which their MP belongs to. Turn up en masse at the meeting where their association formerly re-adopts their MP for the next election. Dump him/her. Vote for a replacement of their choice. I was a Tory activist for 29 years. TRUST ME: If a few hundred angry locals join their local Conservative or Labour of Lib Dem, they're legally entitled to attend the adoption meeting. Dump the numpty. Replace him/her with a forceful based person.
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  1421. This is not governmental incompetence. This is deliberate ethnic replacement. What's Sinn Fein's policy? Kick out the British but accept an African-south Asian invasion instead?
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  1422. Queen Amidala: "So this is how liberty dies. To thunderous applause.".
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  1423.  @Kris.G  Yes. After leaving a faulty quotation, I went and checked, returned and edited my original comment to get it right. My view of the EU can be explained by this exchange: VADER: "Put the Princess and the Wookie on my ship". LANDO: "That was never our agreement!" VADER: "I am changing the agreement. Pray we I don't change it any further". Not an exact quote but you get the idea.
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  1424. We're laughing on the Titanic, one minute after the collision.
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  1425. Sheep are all equal and own nothing.
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  1426. Gets confused with Croatia. And the UK. And Urania.
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  1427. I want somebody to obtain Harry's DNA sample, possibly via a smear of sweat on a wine glass. Compare Harry's DNA sample with an equivalent sample from Charles, William, Anne or Edward. Next obtain a sample from Major Hewitt, Diana's former riding coach. The comparison might be interesting.
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  1428. Nice whilst it lasted.
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  1429.  @LordMalice6d9  Rope is cheaper and gravity costs nothing.
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  1430.  @kmech3rd  I'd never noticed that!
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  1431. PREDICTION: The security cameras will be switched off when Donald Trump commits suicide in his prison cell.
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  1432.  @Edmund_Mallory_Hardgrove  Hey EMH - Is it a rainy night there? Sorry, to a Brit like me, Georgia seems kinda romantic.
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  1433.  @alexvesper7820  I feel like Arthur Dent. I look at the new reality and can't understand what's happening or who's pulling the strings. Perhaps the "maximum improbability drive" caused many British cities to become less than 50% British.
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  1434.  @joer9156  Why own a TV? I enjoy watching "Family Guy" and a few other shows. But I won't buy a licence. Obviously.
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  1435.  @rath6375  Smart. I never thought of that.
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  1436. I listened to Neil Young's lyrics, but all I could hear was, "Baa baa baa".
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  1437. Sadly, our electoral system guarantees a Labour or Conservative victory.
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  1438. Good comment. Please repeat widely. It deserves to be seen.
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  1439. I want to see Jimmy Carr go into a boxing ring with Keith Kuntabout. (Loves a drink, loves a tear-up). They're both cancelled. It'd be a good way to earn some money.
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  1440. You're correct! Read his Wiki biography! But this defames other b'stards. In the same way that incestuous dads object to Fred West ruining the reputation of incestuous dads.
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  1441.  @williamcobbett4943  A bit like a bloke born in Bethlehem 2000 years ago. Raised as a J. Unsure about who his dad was. EDIT - I left a DIFFERENT comment here yesterday, which has been deleted.
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  1442.  @thehammer9599  Demographics don't lie.
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  1443.  @barry_gooch_baked299  Kerbs are f*ckin' racists, but I've never seen them called out for it on the mainstream media.
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  1444.  @joesavage2269  Is that you, Clem? (Confused Americans should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  1445. I'm a hotelier. My role model is Norman Bates. But I deeply respect Basil Fawlty and HH Holmes as well.
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  1446.  @kittytrail  I can't read anything about a Swedish elk without remembering Monty Python's Holy Grail.
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  1447.  @zackcoggins9752  THANKYOU for this comment, I will comply with your good advice and endeavour to be clearer next time. A bit like the phrase, "ANTIFA fought with the police". Does that mean fighting alongside the police or against them? One of my favourite jokes, which I've put on several military videos: "I fought with the US Rangers. I fought with the Royal Marines. I fought with the French Foreign Legion. I couldn't walk into a military bar anywhere without getting the (r4p beaten out of me".
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  1448.  @danwinter1040  Agreed. What if the great heroes from history sat by and watched, instead of immediately acting? PAUL REVERE: "Nobody told me to raise the alarm, so I didn't". DOOLITTLE: "Nobody told me to raid Japan from carriers, so I didn't". NEIL ARMSTRONG: "Nobody told me to become a test pilot and astronaut, which is why I worked for 45 years in a grocery store". For f*ck's sake: A nutter is murdering children. What's the ONE job you're supposed to do?
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  1449.  @behemothfan1990  I love your name, Winston.
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  1450. Real-life groups include old folk, young folk, kids, lots of women, people with beer guts, people with eccentric costumes and nobody is so disciplined as to walk in line on command.
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  1451. Your comment is perceptive. True.
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  1452.  @thomasm9552  That too.
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  1453.  @imakrewitatl  Remember: Only six months divide conspiracy theories from fact.
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  1454. Oh stop it. There's far more quips like this in an episode of Father Ted.
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  1455.  @kathleenmcmanus8509  That would be an ecumenical matter.
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  1456. Reminds me of a Futurama episode about "snoo snoo".
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  1457.  @brawndothethirstmutilator9848  Good Sopranos reference. Maybe nobody except you and I will get it.
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  1458. "White flight".
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  1459. My farts are invisible as well.
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  1460. AY UP FATHER TED AS WELL!
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  1461.  @01narutoisawsome  My error - Britain First. I made a valid point but I got it wrong.
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  1462.  @markjeffery7319  THANKS! I am happily admitting you're right and I'm not. Edited and corrected.
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  1463.  @geoffas  TRUE! Edited and corrected. LUVLY to receive polite corrections from all and sundry.
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  1464.  @markjeffery7319  You are correct and I'm a numpty. Got confused with "Britain First".
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  1465. The greatest mad lad... in the WORLD!
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  1466.  @artmallory970  "The whip hand". Muslim cops armed with truncheons and legally empowered to beat the c**p out of you.
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  1467. REMINDER: Julian Assange languishes in prison as you read this. His only crime: He exposed criminal activities in the highest parts of the USA.
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  1468.  @Neon-Covenanter  Haha!
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  1469. Diane Abbott does the maths for it.
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  1470. BEST. COMMENT. EVER.
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  1471. HISTORICAL FUN-FACT: Italians were sometimes regarded as less than white during the mid-20th century. This applied for migration purpose to Australia and the US.
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  1472.  @VndNvwYvvSvv  I click "View 3 replies" and yours disappears. YT claims a part of your comment is hurty-harm. Point proven.
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  1473. My comments are frequently deleted by YouTube. At some point, I left a comment which somebody falsely reported as "hate" or similar. Afterwards, YT's algorithms recognise my phrasing and automatically makes any similarly-phrased comments go away. That's sad, because some of my comments were funny.
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  1474. Amber needs to identify as an African American woman. That way nobody can say anything against her.
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  1475. I refuse to call Germany "Deutschland". And I refuse to call Paris "Pari".
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  1476. I've gone to fancy dress parties as the Hunchback of Notre Dame, Hitler, Jesus (complete with a big cross), JFK one minute after his assassination (blood splatter and brain fragments) and a vagina (a gorilla suit with huge fake pink foam lips). I could be imprisoned for any of those.
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  1477.  @rocknroll7400  He wuz a gud boi, jus gettin his life together, loved Jesus n little furry animals, gonna go to college... sounds familiar.
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  1478. Refuse the clot shot. Spread that phrase widely. Unlike covid.
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  1479.  @josedorsaith5261  Nothing will help us when she hits the menopause. Did you ever see the movie, "The Exorcist"? Some women are like that monster for several years during their menopause.
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  1480.  @daviddiggens8841  Happens to me all the time.
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  1481. Good job Apu was Indian, not a different religion. Otherwise Bart, Lisa and Millhouse would've been given doped squishies. They'd have woken up tied to beds with a queue of bearded men outside the door.
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  1482.  @Snooopy28  YUP!
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  1483. Sensible.
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  1484. Heritage, Reform and other parties MUST make a deal not to run against each other.
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  1485.  @Avenus112  Thanks! Not me personally. But you and the whole of western civilisation.
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  1486.  Glosi dove  Agreed. I left an almost identical comment on a "History Debunked" video a few hours earlier. Sometimes YouTube "hides" comments it disapproves off. My comment hasn't collected a single Like, despite having been among the first comments on that video.
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  1487.  @davetdowell  Kipling's poem was written during the Great War. The original word was "English". The word "Saxon" was later substituted by Kipling's editors, to put the poem in a more distant, historic context.
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  1488.  @harry.flashman  Is that you, Clem?
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  1489. I recall the rabbit in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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  1490. A racist career criminal murders children and grannies. But it was mostly peaceful because hundreds survived.
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  1491.  @ruuman  Women objectify me as a money-earner. I objectify them as somebody to have sex with. It's the rent we pay each other. Mutual compatibility.
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  1492. What a golden shower they are.
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  1493. I always preferred Christopher Reeve.
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  1494. Wiki needs more entries about hamsters, to celebrate their phenomenal contribution to world history. Alternatively, perhaps hamsters haven't contributed as much as they imagine.
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  1495. So a woman goes to SCOTUS because she's black. Let's also have white people in the Olympic 100 metres team. Doesn't matter if they're any good or not.
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  1496. I'm male. I don't want to f*ck men. Does that make me a homophobe?
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  1497.  @hrgrhrhhr  "Where's this coming from?" Men are being blamed for declining to date older women. I myself would decline to date older women, males of any age, other species (whether mammal or otherwise) and lefties. None of which defines me as a bigot. I'm just applying my preferences.
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  1498. Two clot-shots might not kill you, but four probably will.
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  1499. Nobody expected that!
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  1500.  @MrBountyHunterD  Horrific tragedies can occur, as with airline crashes or car collisions. Most of them are down to pilot error or drunk driving. Skilled pilots, sober drivers and responsible dog-owners will diminish the tragedies.
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  1501. A black comedian was attacked by a black homosexual. I can't find the attacker's mug shot on the internet.. Imagine if a black comedian was attacked by a white heterosexual. There'd be riots, and Brandon would be screeching about hateful bigotry.
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  1502. Distraction: Look over there, it's a headline about something else. Don't notice this country and western civilisation are both going to sheet.
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  1503.  @marksapollo  Treasonous.
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  1504.  @peakfitness8863  Yeah but not because of systemic waycism and white privilege.
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  1505.  @thomasrobertson5453  Are you a friend of Toast? Tell him to keep away from my missus! Also - a machete attack on a cop in Forest Gate, London, four days ago. Can't find the attacker's name or picture anywhere on line, which tells us something. Perhaps he's not Somalian. He was described as "deeply religious, so I'm guessing...?
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  1506. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're fo0oking ourselves.
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  1507.  @skinlesswalnut6259  The mainstream media made us hate them.
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  1508. I want the FBI to raid Trump's houses a few more times. No more certain way of putting Trump back in the White House.
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  1509. Yes, but that makes too much sense.
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  1510.  @aurockscastillo5460  No, but it was a biproduct.
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  1511. YIPPEE! But I've been reading the same headline for years and I'm still waiting.
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  1512. It's becoming unaffordable to have kids until your forties, because you can't afford a house and you still live with your parents. Our newly-arrived scientists will be granted a council flat, but you will be at the back of the queue. By the time you've scrimped enough for a deposit, you'll be menopausal and unable to have babies. The British people are making themselves extinct.
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  1513. The UK & US will stand or fall together. I suspect we've already fallen. We just haven't acknowledged it yet. You and I have a grandstand seat, watching the collapse of western civilisation.
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  1514. I've never trusted the Chinese since Mr. Washy-Washy stole Peter Griffin's shirt and tried to charge him for every bing-bong.
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  1515.  @JosephusAurelius  The Orthodox Church is the REAL Church. Everything else is just amateur.
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  1516. Is that a Joe McCarthy reference?
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  1517. 20,000 years ago, glaciers covered half of Britain and sea levels were 120 metres (400 feet) lower. Climate change was caused by farting mammoths and aurochs. Prove me wrong.
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  1518. The Lotus Eaters are liberals, but in a good and traditional way. Lovers of liberty. Defenders of freedom. Most people who self-identify as liberals are fascist b*st*rds.
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  1519.  @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231  I love your name!
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  1520. Kyle's bullets missed hundreds of other murderers, arsonists and rapists. Because they weren't on the verge of killing him. LOCK HIM UP !!!
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  1521.  @snarf4058  Kyle DID know he must shoot his attackers, or he'd be killed within seconds. If a brilliant oncologist or biologist was seconds from murdering me, I'll shoot him first if I can. Although, as I'm British, the only weapon to hand might be a paper cup. Perhaps I could shove the paper cup up the guy's nose really, really hard.
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  1522. IN HARRY HILL's VOICE: "Islamists are annoying oppressive f*ckwits, and progressives are annoying oppressive f*ckwits. But who are the most annoying oppressive f*ckwits? Only one way to find out - FIGHT!"
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  1523. I was gonna make a comment about old rusty Fiats falling to pieces. Yeah, I do know what "fiat" means. I don't actually store my food in a Lada.
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  1524.  @alexmiller6955  HITLER WAS A NON-DRINKING, NON-SMOKING VEGETARIAN. Everyone who's likewise wants to kill millions of people.
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  1525.  @doctorsyn888  Bimler and Hilter, looking for places where they can hide bombers by the hour.
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  1526.  @johnchristopher3032  The H-man loved dogs? Tells me the H-man is a nicer person than Museums. (I write "museums" because if I use the other M-word, YT will delete my comment.)
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  1527.  @evenmoremax2540  I've always loved his depiction in "The Producers".
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  1528.  @mrdee2454  Proof that a woman can have a penis, but I'm not a biologist.
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  1529.  @monkeymagic00001  The NHS is intended to be overly expensive, thereby ensuring the government must borrow funds from the WEF and accumulate debts which it can never ever repay. At that moment the UK becomes like a bloke who's borrowed money from the Mafia. They own you forever.
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  1530. Carl does an advert? Not allowed unless he's African.
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  1531. Around 95% of the Earth's population lives in a country as poor as Albania and/or as oppressive as China. According to Gary Lineker, ALL of them are entitled to live here. What could possibly go wrong?
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  1532. King Arthur: The once and future king. Trump: The once and future POTUS.
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  1533. You were FIRST. Probably because you've got white privilege. The BBC and CNN told me so.
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  1534. Certainly like that at the BBC.
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  1535.  @atix50  Everyone who organises is accused of being afr irght and whey cyst. There's a Sky News report on YouTube. It claims the protests at places like Scampton are all afr irght and whey cyst.
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  1536. Greek men having sex with Greek men was normal. It was compulsory in Sparta.
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  1537.  @saltburner2  I left a reply here earlier, but it's disappeared.
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  1538. As a Cornishman, I regard your comment as waycist. (JOKE)
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  1539.  @cerneuffington2656  Haha!
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  1540.  @reizayin  In reply: France, Japan and Estonia didn't export their cultures to a useful extent. There's no country in Africa or Asia, based upon the Estonian model. The USA exported its values of democracy and human rights to Japan, converting it from an industrialised medieval society into a modern state. Those values are inherited from 18th century English liberalism. France fought wars to retain its colonial empire, whereas the UK accepted the end of colonialism and moved on.
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  1541.  @therightarmofthefreeworld4703  All sad but true.
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  1542.  @evolassunglasses4673  Sadly, I suspect we'll get Starmer as PM with Diane as the Chancellor and Eddie Izzard as the Homo Secretary. In the US, we'll have Brandon in bed and kept alive by machines.
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  1543.  @gaz3602  Weird how that show triggered people. I recall a section where a paedophile disguised himself as a school, to lure children. I mean - that's so bizarre, how could it anger anyone? And it was broadcast at a time when Jimmy Savile was still alive.
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  1544. ALL RACES MATTER .
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  1545.  @herbiehusker1889  Thanks!
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  1546.  @arsenelupin9697  Haha!
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  1547. That's a legacy which will remain.
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  1548.  jhőn fráncísz  yay jon
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  1549. "I'm a feminist" is what Quagmire would say.
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  1550.  Jack Bradford  I think you're right about that % being the same in the UK. Except for the Russian billionaires and the Saudis. And we should trust the press because...?
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  1551.  @Tangarisu  Asking questions is regarded as a hate crime.
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  1552.  @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus  Useful to read the Wiki biography of Ghislaine Maxwell's father, Robert. Now tell me this wasn't a honeypot operation to entrap princes and politicians, to blackmail them into complying with certain policies.
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  1553.  @MrJoeyWheeler  I had a friend who worked in an arms factory (no names, no pack drill). He was tasked with redesigning the bodywork of an arms system which was destined for export. His job was to delete all the flanges, wire-holes and mountings which accommodated extra equipment. The recipient country was unaware that the British system was superior to the export version. If ever the UK-built system was used against British forces, the British equipment was superior and could immediately destroy the export version.
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  1554. Any day now, THIS channel will be regarded as a recruiting site for far-right proto-terrorists. Because free speech is dangerous. Don't allow the sheep an alternative way of thought.
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  1555.  @EdMcF1  We need another Maggie.
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  1556. BRIAN GRIFFIN: "I'm not racist. I watch tons of black porn".
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  1557.  @ultrademigod  The sheep remain complacent, right up to and including the moment their throats are cut.
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  1558.  @tarektechmarine8209  I thought the Floyd in the title was the 1990s TV cook.
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  1559.  @robertaspindale2531  I take my coffee the way I take my women. Without a pen1s.
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  1560. The good news: Technology will soon allow us to see new movies with John Mills, Sam Kydd, Sid James, Richard Burton, Steve McQueen and Sean Connery.
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  1561. The Tories need a Lee Harvey Oswald. How many shots did he need?
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  1562.  @philthornton1382  ...past a grassy knoll.
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  1563. Pro-abortion terrorists? So... they grab random pregnant women and shove knitting needles up their crotches?
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  1564.  @silverhawkscape2677  Yes I did realise that.
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  1565. I've just come back in a time machine from 2025. TRUMP DID NOT KILL HIMSELF WHILST IN PRISON, despite what the official story claims.
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  1566. If this was a TV skit on ITV or the BBC, the comedians would never work again.
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  1567.  @GhostLink92  Good point.
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  1568.  @thorin1045  I heard that in the voice of Herbert from Spooner Street.
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  1569.  @kartikeypant4387  The Bird!
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  1570.  @pepperonipizza8200  Don'tcha know about the Word?
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  1571. This is the kind of discussion which GB News needs. They should hire this channel's contributors.
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  1572. Muricans & Brits will stand or fall together. Right now our nations are committing suicide. We're watching the collapse of western civilisation. Oh well, it was nice whilst it lasted.
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  1573. I demand reparations from the Italian government, following the illegal Roman invasion and enslavement of Britannia from the year 50 BC. I remain traumatised. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter.
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  1574.  @SoccerVJ2011  Reagan had the advantage of having George Bush the elder as his VP. Bush served in the US Navy against the Japanese, and became head of the CIA. So Ronnie had an absolutely first-rate team of based patriots to support him. Whereas Kamala...
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  1575. Looks like you're FIRST. The BBC claims you only achieved this via white privilege.
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  1576. Lots of white powder, sex with teenage girls, earning tens of $millions by selling my "art"... Great fun if I had no conscience.
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  1577. I'm a hotelier. My role model is Norman Bates.
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  1578. Wyatt Earp would've been proud of Kyle.
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  1579. Monty Python couldn't be formed today unless the BBC saw it included three gays (not just one), four women and five blacks. That'd make them funnier, right? Six white men from upper-crust universities smacks of misogynism, systemic racism and class privilege. Jokes about dead parrots aren't funny and condone animal cruelty.
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  1580.  @eliaspanayi3465  Probably here in three, two, one...
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  1581.  @joaoomega6627  Boris can't organise a drinks party in a garden without f*cking it up.
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  1582. Says "11 replies" but only five are visible. Deleting free speech to protect freedumb.
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  1583. The NHS resembles a restaurant which mixes lumps of poo-poo in its food. Most of it is very good. But I can't disregard the tiny proportion which isn't.
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  1584. The left claims everybody who opposes paedophilia, unlimited migration and compulsory gender reassignment surgery is a far right racist bigot. I exaggerate but not by much.
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  1585. The woke are trying to destroy the memory of Winston Churchill. Maybe that'll make him cool. He'll come back as a gun-toting black gangsta rapper with a cocaine addict.
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  1586. Got millions of illegal aliens already. Equivalent to the Borg. Resistance is futile. Accept assimilation or be destroyed.
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  1587. MESSAGE FROM THIS BRIT TO ALL YANKS, CANUCKS, AUSSIES, KIWIS ETC. FROM THE ENGLISH SPEAKING WORLD: We're watching the collapse of western civilisation. I'm reminded of a saying used by the Japanese about their soldiers who died in WW2. They resembled the cherry blossom, falling at the exact moment they reached perfection. Same with western civilisation and the English-speaking world. Bye bye, so sad.
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  1588. As a Pastafarian (real religion, Google it) I reckon ALL the Abrahamic religions are numpty.
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  1589.  @TheManWithNoName6  The best way to raise children is within a loving married family with one male husband and one female wife. Rappers will disagree and leftists will call me a bigot, but meh.
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  1590.  @TheManWithNoName6  I'm a white Brit, and I don't want my kind to be genocided.
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  1591.  @TheManWithNoName6  I'd welcome an asteroid collision. I'd pity the elephants and the dolphins, but humanity deserves none at all.
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  1592.  @paxandlux  Dear heavens, you've proven my advice doesn't apply to everyone. Miss Piggy encountered hostility from Kermit's family after they married. The frogs' comments resembled what Meghan claims she endured upon meeting the Royals. The frogs all wondered whether the tadpoles would be black or pink.
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  1593.  @drdeadbeat1604  I recall Rik Mayall as Alan B'stard. He's outside a restaurant. A one-legged ex-serviceman is begging for change. SERVICEMAN: "Remember the Falklands, sir?" B'STARD: "Yes I do, I made a fortune". And he kicks away the man's crutch. The joke wasn't against the serviceman, it was against the wealthy Tory elite. These days it'd get you cancelled.
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  1594. Batman and Robin. Steptoe and Son. Bart and Millhouse.
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  1595. Biden wants to put Trump in a prison cell, next to that of Julian Assange. With the same prison guards who protected Epstein.
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  1596. Excellent comment. Please repeat widely on other videos. More people need to see this comment. Why did you deliberately look the other way when I was being gang-raped?
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  1597. Seek the song "Stiff Upper Lip by Byron de la Vandal" on YouTube.
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  1598.  @tedcrilly1  I'm actually Bill, Ray's albino brother. He allows me to use his computer when the sun's too bright for me to go outside. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  1599.  @DarrenWalley  Have you been spying on me via webcam?
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  1600.  @wishingwell12345  Yeah you're right. The cops should've allowed the vehicle on its way because the driver was black. Cars with firearm alerts on them must never be stopped unless the driver is white.
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  1601.  @patthewoodboy  Sometimes warning a driver can be as useful as a prosecution. I've been arrested in the past. Being arrested and thinking, "Damn, that was a close call" can set a person straight without the need for a formal prosecution. Same when I've been stopped for naughty driving.
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  1602.  @lindalaw5466  No, it's politeness on my part. I was once stopped by the police at 2am. I'd just had my car re-MOT'd and retaxed, so I had all my documents (including insurance) in my car. The female cop was on a power trip and wanted to make something of it, but a sober and polite bloke with a full set of documents is hard to criticise. If I'd tried to outrun the cops or threatened to run them over, things would've been different.
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  1603.  @lindalaw5466  Hahahahaha! Halfords, yes, the motoring equivalent of Joe Biden's brain.
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  1604.  @grahamtaylor6883  I had modified cars when I was young as well. I never get stopped now that I'm grey and wrinkled.
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  1605. @Layne Staley "Airplane" is American. "Aeroplane" is British. "Plane" is bad grammar.
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  1606. Tucker Carlson has a penis. And he's white. That makes him a bigot!
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  1607.  @jordanabraham99  AGREED.
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  1608. Here in the UK, we could easily end illegal migration if we dug a HUGE ditch all around the country and filled it with sea water. They'd never get past that, right? Right? Yeah OK then.
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  1609. There are numpties who'd regard Zuby as a white supremacist.
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  1610. @user-kr5zu6dr8p Yes. He can't go home to gazza 'cos all the buildings have been flattened. Which makes things safer for gays.
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  1611. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now, technically speaking, we both be f*cked.
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  1612.  @politebadger5049  Paintings are scary? Painting the prophet Mohammed will get you murdered by the religion of peace.
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  1613. GOOD IDEA FOR PREVENTING ILLEGAL MIGRATION INTO BRITAIN: Dig a HUGE trench around the UK and fill it with water. That'd work, right? Right?
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  1614. WEF hates small farmers but loves Big Pharma.
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  1615.  @GodsOwnPrototype  Most MPs will decline to defect. They're careerists.
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  1616.  @johnnotrealname8168  The British electoral system is far worse. It guarantees the re-election of the Uniparty.
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  1617. Controlled opposition.
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  1618.  @robb526  The BBC claims you're only first because of systemic racism and white privilege. In a fair socialist society, a black one-legged lesbian who arrives next week should be first.
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  1619.  @luukhaag8772  That too.
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  1620. I take that literally with the BBC.
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  1621. Cancel Culture will cancel anybody who claims Cancel Culture exists. Because Cancel culture doesn't exist. It's a far right conspiracy theory. Therefore Cancel Culture will cancel every mention of Cancel Culture.
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  1622.  @robertjones2811  Shout "Yee-haw!" and rejoice in the sound of liberty. Don't let them take it except from your cold dead hand. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
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  1623.  @gavinr4214  Here in the UK, having had numerous burglaries and had the cr4p beaten out of me by intruders at 2am, I can't own a gun but I can own a Rottweiler. I relied on his instinct and the burglaries ceased. Unlike a bullet, a dog will use its instinct to chase an intruder around corners and from room to room. In public, I always kept my dog on a short leash.
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  1624. I wish George Floyd's mother had opted for abortion.
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  1625. It's them feckin Greeks! Ah Ming the merciless, what a great fella.
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  1626. "73% of all statistics are just made up" - Vic Reeves.
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  1627.  @ianclose123  They're like the Borg. Submit and be assimilated, or be destroyed. They even worship at a big black cube.
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  1628.  @surengrigorian7888  True, but there's a bit where Michael blows the bloody doors off some Stukas. Notta lotta people know that.
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  1629. George is like David Icke but without the funny.
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  1630. For a moment there, I thought Calvin was Richard Ayoade. No disrespect intended. They're both brilliant.
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  1631.  @Von_Splatterblast  I wonder where their meat comes from.
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  1632. Will Chelsea players take the knee in the name of the Ukrainian dead? Ukrainian Lives Matter. Oh, I forgot. Ukrainians are white and aren't drug-dealing career-criminals.
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  1633.  @Yoyoyomcyoyo  I've never heard that phrase before. Is it a sexual position?
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  1634.  @Yoyoyomcyoyo  The failed Austrian painter was a socialist. You sayin' socialists get it right sometimes/
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  1635. Doctor Whoke.
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  1636.  @winstonsmith8240  Every male is borderline autistic. Examples include Albert Einstein and Alan Turing. Can't understand people but talented at one or two specific tasks. Show me a bloke who's not like that, and he's probably gay. I exaggerate a little, but not by much.
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  1637.  @monk3110  "And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for them darned kids!"
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  1638.  @anthonymaddison9588  Systemic way sism n slavery n sheet.
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  1639.  @MushmouthJoe  The shape-shifting lizard space-aliens.
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  1640.  @anthonymaddison9588  Trump was the shooter on the grassy knoll on 22nd November '63. Jussie Smollett was in Dallas and witnessed the entire thing.
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  1641. Alex Belfield will be next.
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  1642. @@troyhailey Ooh, did somebody rattle your cage?
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  1643. Only Labour activists from a specific faith will be upset by voter ID. But they'll just use postal voting instead.
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  1644. Fox first got into trouble because, like Carl, he said he wouldn't want to bonk a horrible woman. I myself wouldn't want to bonk Fox, but that doesn't make me a bigot. It appears Fox's house was raided on the basis of "precrime", because Sadiq Khan has been watching too many sci fi movies. Best way to sort out Blade Runners is by using the plot from "Minority Report". Hire loads of telepathic precogs to predict crimes which haven't happened yet.
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  1645.  @davejohnson3474  GB News sacked Calvin Robinson. Somebody accused him of being Tommy's brother. Maybe.
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  1646. Interesting to see how the UK media is presenting the Waukesha tragedy. Telling the sheep this was NOT a terrorist incident. Don't mention the career-criminal describing himself as a black nationalist, posting anti-white racist comments on social media and then murdering white people en masse. But hey, this wasn't domestic terrorism, was it?
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  1647.  @jamesberlo4298  I expect any day now, the coppers will invent a new h 8 crime and arrest him for it. He'll get a cell alongside Julian Assange.
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  1648.  @shadyboy-c3k  Agreed but it'd get us arrested. Also - I left a DIFFERENT reply to somebody here a couple of days ago, but it's disappeared.
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  1649. A bit like in the USA, where a specific breed (only 3%) commits 50% of all murders.
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  1650.  @gloriousmongoose  Yep.
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  1651. No. he USA could really do with someone of the calibre of Lee H. Oswald these days.
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  1652.  @keenanlarsen1639  Doctor Whoke.
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  1653. Reminds me of the time when Peter Griffin attended a party as a cowboy millionaire astronaut. He was revealed as a phoney when his hat came off. Remove Fulani's African robe and we find a race-grifter underneath. She's a phoney. A great big phoney.
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  1654.  @stumpyplank6092  What?
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  1655.  @stumpyplank6092  Are you a leftist? You're expressing lots of hatred.
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  1656. It's upsetting to consider that this sensible, rational video might be described as "far right".
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  1657. GOOD NEWS: Labour is dead. BAD NEWS: The Tories are almost as bad.
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  1658. It's almost as if China Steel saw the cheapest way to destroy its British rival was to bribe a handful of civil servants and politicians.
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  1659. I dislike the idea of digital ID, but I'm keen on no voting without proof of identity. I can't take junk to my local council tip without proof of living in my area. Utility bills will suffice. But a bloke called Mohammed can fill out postal votes for 50 of his neighbours and everybody accepts their identity on trust.
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  1660. The 4.10 point: "A guerilla crew of film makers..." Is that how Ezra Miller got monkeypox?
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  1661.  @34ccsn  Mo-med was a slave-trading paedophile.
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  1662.  @randomcomment6068  Five replies now (plus this) and two remain hidden. Somebody wrote something truthful.
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  1663.  @PeacockRhino  AGREED 100%. Similarly, I would never indulge in gay sex. Even if somebody bought me flowers and said he loved me. Argentina tried forcing itself on the Falklands and got the sh*t beaten out of it. Which seems only fair.
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  1664.  @josephsolowyk7697  I'm sorry, I've left several comments. Which comment are you responding to?
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  1665.  @britishpatriot7386  Want a laugh? Visit any Spanish language site and read what they write about the Falklands and Gibraltar. They always refer to the British as pirates. Hahahahaha! More than 400 years since the English raided the gold which the Spanish had stolen from the Incas, and they still can't get over their resentment.
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  1666. A coup d'etat by the Remainers.
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  1667. @Random Thought The majority of Tory MPs are woke remainers. They will vote for one of their own. Let's gat a tax-and-spend socialist Asian MP as our next prime minister. That'll be good, right?
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  1668.  @HaggisMuncher-y2u  True, but some people are reading it for the first time.
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  1669. Just a quick reminder - Julian Assange continues to rot in a British prison. His sole offence is that he exposed criminals in high places. I know that's off-topic, but we need reminding.
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  1670. I'd like to see this piece of sheet try these stunts in the US. The 2nd Amendment would be brought to bear.
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  1671.  @WilliamTheMuddy  I've recently rewatched the TV series, "John Adams" I also loved the Ken Burns TV series about Ben Franklin. These two are among the greatest Britons and greatest Americans ever to have lived.
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  1672.  @abigailslade3824  Almost like The Rock was a Bond sequel. A British Intelligence agent is captured by the US in the late 1960s under the false name of Mason. The UK government disavows him and he rots in prison. Until another world crisis beckons.
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  1673.  @tacitus6384  Islamic Nazis. Like sharks with laser beams on their heads.
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  1674.  @maxgehtdnixan4913  No need to de-privatise YouTube. It already parrots the line of the globalists.
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  1675. So Twitter will be as anti-white racist as the BBC has been for years.
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  1676.  @TransRoofKorean  The kind of thing which Putin does to his rivals.
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  1677.  @whitemale6227  To some extent, impoverished ignorant persons from Somalia or Albania are only trying to make better lives for themselves, their wives, their several children and their two sets of grandparents. I can't blame them for lying on arrival at Dover, in order to get themselves a free council house and social security. I can't blame the foxes who enter the hen house, but the people who hold the gate open and invite the foxes inside.
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  1678.  @Tondaloona03  Yes but never again.
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  1679. Moderate and radical Muslims resemble moderate and radical paedophiles.
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  1680.  @hieug.rection1920  All true.
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  1681.  @hieug.rection1920  Hey Hieu - I click on "Replies" and yours disappears. There's something in your truthful comment which Skynet's algorithms regards as dangerous.
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  1682. Become unmutual and you will be depersoned. You are not a free man. You are a number.
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  1683.  @SammichNetwork  You're in The Village. Comply with our demands or the big growling balloon will suffocate you.
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  1684.  @harminderkambow9642  Agreed, but the banks are all private companies and have the right to decline an account. Perhaps the Post Office must be obliged to provide an account to any British person who seeks one. Even then, we're not out of the woods. Every payment made via cheque, card, transfer and direct debit is recorded and might be scrutinised by Big Brother. Which political causes do you support? Which books or DVDs do you order online? A person's entire personal history is visible.
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  1685.  @MadHeadzOz  Yep.
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  1686. Mon frere ami, our governments hate the people. Same in the UK, France, Germany and elsewhere.
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  1687. Everything NOT right wing turns to sh*t.
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  1688. I am Keir Starmer, and my pronouns are "F*ckwit" and "W*nker".
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  1689.  @UniqueBreakfastTaco  There are communities where nearly everybody is armed and crime is disappearingly tiny. There are other communities where there are dozens of shootings a month. What kind of people live there? I'll leave that to you to guess. Disarming good people is dangerous, because the only armed people will be the criminals.
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  1690. Jesus: You think He's dead, but He comes back anyway. A bit like the Terminator, several Marvel characters and Doctor Who.
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  1691.  @Jezza_One  True, but this load of money will pay for it. Don't give the Iranians their cash. Give them their tanks, as per their deal.
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  1692.  @MajesticDemonLord  Yes, but this is 40 years later. I'm no expert and I accept your knowledge is greater than mine, but surely it would be like comparing a 40 year old Cortina with a Mondeo. Or an F4 Phantom with its modern equivalent.
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  1693.  @genghiscarnage4015  If I paid for a Ford Escort in 1980 but it wasn't delivered, I'd be delighted if I received a brand new Ford Escort today. They've become highly desirable classics. If Iran ordered 1980-spec tanks over forty years ago, use the money to set up a production line and build new tanks as per the original specification.
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  1694. Affirmative action confirms B-folk can't make it for themselves in the real world. In the US, Japanese- and Korean-Americans have never needed affirmative action in order to succeed. Despite having faced similar or greater disadvantages.
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  1695. Agreed. Food prices in the west will greatly increase, but we'll still get the food whilst the developing world starves to death. But that's OK, there's no shortest of dinghies for sub-Saharan Africans to enter the UK.
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  1696.  @seanpidduck  Sadly, the Conservative Party is Labour but with a pretty blue bow. No difference between Priti's migrant-stopping efforts and what Labour would do.
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  1697. I'm male. I don't want to f*ck men. Does that make me homophobic?
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  1698.  @OfficerHotpants  Were they white? Did they own slaves? BURN THE BOOK!
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  1699. History is written by the victors. I wonder if good will prevail...
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  1700.  @Edujs23  Damn - I've just written the same comment! I didn't see you'd left the same comment 13 hours ago.
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  1701. You are FIRST to comment 'cos you used your white privilege and systemic waycism. The BBC told me so.
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  1702. STUFF FROM BIDEN'S CABINET: Mouthwash. Denture fix. Incontinence pads. Anti-aging pills.
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  1703.  @Lucky13Ravens  Most of the violence goes the other way.
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  1704. Mostly peaceful.
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  1705.  @curiositycloset2359  And nothing of value was lost. I wish his victims were entitled to sue the government/immigration services for punitive damages.
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  1706.  @NigelParket  Is there a photo? I wanna see it. Hard to know how much of his rotten stench was there before he died.
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  1707. ORANGE MAN > potato head.
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  1708.  @original_yosemitesam  Them too. Some are crunchy.
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  1709. I laughed out loud at this comment. So true.
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  1710. The BBC website only lists allegations that the Russians bombed the gazz pie plyne, despite the fact that we now know it was the US. Every time I leave a comment which uses the "correct" spelling and words, YouTube renders it invisible. So YouTube has been instructed to censor and prevent discussion of this subject.
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  1711. @Justin Dylan I click on Replies and yours disappears. something in Skynet's algorithms wants to silence the truth.
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  1712. The RAF was extremely diverse in WW2: Poles, Czechs, Free French, Belgians, Yanks, Aussies, Kiwis, South Africans and so on. But the RAF never said, "You're too white, go away". Lots of non-whites in the RAF as well, including the actor-singer Cy Grant, a Ghanaian who was shot down and spent the war as a POW. He later did voices for Jerry Anderson's productions. Then there's Ken Adam, the German Jew who did the scene design for the classic Bond movies.
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  1713.  @tin2001  SAD FACT: Transits were manufactured for decades just outside Southampton. Then the EU did a deal with Turkey, whom they wish to lure into the EU. Ford was given a couple of hundred £million to relocate their factory to Turkey. British jobs were lost. Every Transit today is manufactured in Turkey and they're all moo slims.
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  1714.  @DeadlyPlatypus  "Go on go on go on go on go on..."
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  1715.  @floydisnutz8443  "Ah, Ming the Merciless, what a great fella".
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  1716. You've changed your name, Tootsie!
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  1717. Robert De Niro is Travis Bickle. Why would anyone believe a word he says?
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  1718.  Kamrud Doha  Please write shorter replies. This is YouTube. Nobody reads long stuff. The best comments are always short and funny. Like Sadiq Khan's pen15.
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  1719. How many shots did Lee Harvey Oswald need? I don't need any.
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  1720. The USA is an idea in the mind of God. If the USA fails, civilisation will collapse and we will enter a new dark age.
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  1721. Sadly Abbott is correct. I don't blame foxes for doing what they do in hen houses. It's in their nature. I blame the white people who deliberately held the door open and invited the foxes inside.
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  1722.  @noeticjustice1535  The kind of person who believes Japan shouldn't have been nuked will also believe in the Nazi flying saucer.
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  1723. Yeah but only 'cos you've benefitted from systemic waycism and white privilege. The BBC says so. Probably.
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  1724. Has he been punching w eight women in the face in NYC?
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  1725. I left a comment earlier, asking "Is he the dude who punches w eight women in the face in NYC?" I've returned and it's gone. It was a silly but amusing joke. I don't think the line broke community guidelines.
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  1726. "Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Do you like movies about gladiators?" - either Captain Oveur or Creepy Joe.
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  1727.  @GODCONVOYPRIME  The joke is: Rushdie is great at selecting book titles which enrage people. What would happen next?
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  1728.  @MonkeySpanner498  Imagine if your infant son was sexually molested by a man. You call the police. They come to your house to interview your tearful child. They arrive in a gay-liveried car and wearing rainbow badges. Can you trust their impartiality?
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  1729.  @herbiehusker1889  Spock looks at Khan. "It's life, Jim, but not as we know it".
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  1730.  @zombinosh  Hell's Grannies.
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  1731.  @nagatouzumaki3492  Ooooh! You dislike my comment and scream "RACISM"! I definitely approve of hiring and firing on the basis of ability and never, NEVER skin colour. I just get sick of black folk complaining they're oppressed because they can't get the jobs which go to persons of Indian, Chinese and white ethnicity.
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  1732.  @nagatouzumaki3492  Same thing happens to me all the time. Skynet knows what it likes and what it forbids.
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  1733. Does Seth still vote Democrat?
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  1734. Very good common sense at the 6.40 point.
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  1735. The BBC hates you. Hate them back.
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  1736. Can I call them po0fter5?
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  1737. I was almost First and left a comment here. It's disappeared. I'm 72% certain a leftie reported my comment as a thought crime.
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  1738.  @maxxor-overworldhero6730  I've never heard of this. Please add more info if poss.
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  1739.  @mayloo2137  Poland and Hungary were forced into communism by a foreign invader. These new democracies know how to recognise both authoritarianism and invaders. I couldn't give a damn about gays, providing it's legal and they don't go near any kids.
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  1740.  @Curmudgeonist  I hope nobody nukes Russia. It's big enough to accommodate every white person after we've all been driven out of our ancestral homelands.
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  1741. FUN FACT: Taylor Swift dated Chris Griffin.
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  1742. Nah. Next, you'll be telling me Peter Griffin doesn't fight giant chickens.
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  1743.  @ShermanistDruid  Responsible gun ownership doesn't create crime. Some heavily-armed neighbourhoods have very low crime rates. No murders. Most crime is created by specific groups of people, with illegal weapons. Preventing decent folk from arming themselves cannot reduce gun crime. It just makes it easier for criminals to murder them.
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  1744. We're watching the collapse of western civilisation. Our grandkids will be living in a Mad Max future.
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  1745. BBC says Trump caused Darrell to murder people. Probably.
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  1746.  @skatingfreak1670  I heard "Oh nooo" in the voice of Bruce from Quahog.
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  1747.  @philiptownsend3622  The last I heard of Gordon, he was performing sex acts with lorry drivers in public toilets in order to fund his drug habit. Philip didn't even attend Gordon's funeral.
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  1748.  @JokerScribe  You are observing significance where there is none. One might refer to Donald and Joe, Nicola and Keir, Winston and Adolf and you'd immediately know who we're talking about. Somehow "John" (Major) and "James" (Callaghan) don't fly the same way.
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  1749. I heard that in Porky Pig's voice. @elainekerslake6865 
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  1750.  @edenbreckhouse  There are supposed to be 10 replies to this comment, but only six (plus perhaps this comment) are visible.
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  1751. Across the west, our governments are our own worst enemies.
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  1752. I've seen your comment several times. It's excellent. Please repeat widely. It summarises this entire subject into a single short sentence.
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  1753.  @narcosniper78  Nah, I'm actually Ray's brother, Bill. He lets me use his computer.
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  1754. Lynching becomes a federal hate crime. Derek Chauvin was lynched.
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  1755. There are a lot of truly excellent videos on the web.
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  1756. That Laurence bloke... is he the comedian who does Keef Kuntabout and Professor Gideon Micropenis?
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  1757.  @LukeSkinner84  Nah... Andrew is the prince who was accused of bonking a teenager.
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  1758. Brit here. Across the west, our governmenys have become our worst enemies.
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  1759. I'm a Pastafarian. That's how my ancient faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster became repopularised.
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  1760.  @SweatyFatGuy  Agreed, friend. I prayed to the FSM about this very issue, and He appeared to me in a dream. The FSM told me, "Yeah, OK, that's right, whatevs" which sums it up nicely. I assume the FSM was getting His noodle sucked at that very moment, which is a good lifestyle choice for all of us.
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  1761. Retrospective abortions make sense. It's sad George Floyd had to wait so long.
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  1762.  @Si_Mondo  Thanks, I'll go look.
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  1763. @Argent Wolf FUN FACT, from Hugh Trevor Roper's biography of the failed painter. Goebbels allied himself with communist strikers in the 1920s. The failed painter gave Goebbels an ultimatum: Join us or become our enemy. I reckon Goebbels lived a bit longer because of his decision, but it didn't help his children.
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  1764.  @hewhoshallnotbenamed5168  Mussolini started as a hardline socialist. Both he and his father got into trouble with the police for their views. The term "fascist" doesn't prevent Mussolini and his followers from being socialists. The word iwas simply his party's name, and was derived from the ancient Roman term for an unbreakable tightly-bound bundle of sticks.
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  1765.  @thurin84  Which man? Stalin, the Austrian corporal or Charlie Chaplin? I like Homer Simpson's reaction to seeing a gay pride parade. "Hey! It's a parade for people with moustaches!"
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  1766.  @thurin84  I love the depiction of the failed painter, as related by the ex-German soldier in "The Producers". The failed painter was a terrific dancer. Who'd have thought it?
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  1767.  @mattthespyd3r969  Is that you, Clem?
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  1768.  @redneckroy8947  Agreed!
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  1769. People who demand a gun ban should remember Waukesha.
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  1770. Some of my friends (RAF Volunteer Reserve) spotted a convincing UFO over Salisbury Plain during the 1970s. The UFO had 3D form and lots of structural details. Turned out it was a Canberra with its bomb bay open and the bomb bay lights on. Or that what they were told...
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  1771. I wanna hear Dom sing a song about this.
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  1772. I no longer trust the justice system, here or in the UK, to obtain a just verdict. Too many liars at every level.
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  1773. New religion is the new bigotry.
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  1774. Yeah 'cos you used your W-privilege. Systemic way sism in effect. The BBC told me so.
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  1775.  @dylanmurtagh666  Thanks, Billy, I wonder if there's a "stand alone" video, the ORIGINAL rather than the segment within Carl's other video.
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  1776.  @yodaslovetoy  Your name is among the most memorable on YouTube, von. I've been seeing it for years.
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  1777. BAD NEWS: Lots of people in Rwanda are close to starving. GOOD NEWS: Deported migrants taste like pork.
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  1778.  @floydisnutz8443  Yes, it's here this time!
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  1779. Those pitbull owners probably drive uninsured cars and do drugs. I don't know whether the dogs or the cars are the most dangerous.
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  1780.  @bawsack69  Never heard of it. I'll give it a Google.
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  1781.  @user-fh1rz1uq6c  Sometimes people here are teenagers and have never heard of "WASP".
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  1782.  @thebluestig2654  Oh that ghastly movie!
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  1783. Gotta be seriously bad people to make Buddhists angry.
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  1784.  I only use this account when I get put in time out  The best Kiwis are the best people in the world. Two world wars demonstrated that.
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  1785.  @Bruhmin-jw9ie  Maybe, but he's a greater British patriot than most members of the Commons or the Lords.
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  1786. Gary Lineker is the greatest Afro-Caribbean woman ever to play for England.
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  1787.  @penhullwolf5070  It's a very good thing to invite foxes into the hen house. Yeah.
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  1788. Been using your white privilege again. Obviously. The BBC told me so and condemns you for it. Probably.
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  1789.  @edmundsveikutis1698  VERY TRUE! You hit the nail on the head.
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  1790. Sad to think that one cause of the Revolution was the unfair imposition of taxes. US citizens are all taxed to hell today.
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  1791.  @getthegoons  WOKE SETS YOU FREE .
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  1792. "Thermobaric" reminds me of "Frogmellor" and "Spudulike". Dunno why.
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  1793. Farting can spread covid. Which is another good reason to avoid performing oral sex on Diane Abbott.
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  1794. Four inevitabilities of being British: Birth, death, taxes and a publicly-funded invasion.
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  1795. How many hundreds of thousands of British lives did the UK lose in WW2? I reckon we've got the right to make jokes about the war. If jokes like this are banned, the ONLY jokes permitted about WW2 will be at the expense of non-Jewish, non-Gypsy servicemen.
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  1796. The Catholic Church and the Chinese Communist Party are completely different. At the height of their power, the Catholic Church would excommunicate you, arrest your entire family, torture you to get a confession and then execute you. Whereas the CCP...
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  1797.  @run2cat4run  Jesus is gay, according to the C of E. Feckin mental.
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  1798.  @hitandruncommentor  US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're committing suicide. As is Canada, France and most of western civilisation.
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  1799.  @RexNicolaus  Good point. At most, Jesus is a constitutional monarch. Although I've never forgiven Jesus for trying to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  1800.  @npc2153  We're on the right side of history.
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  1801.  @danielutriabrooks477  Nah, a Pythonesque quasi-suicidal death cult with vegan overtones.
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  1802.  @elduquecaradura1468  Greetings back to you, our Argie friend.
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  1803.  @lennydale92  Any weight people in their Parliament? (Creative spelling.)
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  1804. Spending a whole life in prison is worse than a quick death.
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  1805. Socrates and Billy the Kid claim you're a geek.
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  1806.  @alloallo1977  I click on Replies and yours disappears. Something in your comment enraged the algorithms. Yes, I do voiceover commentaries for p0rn movies, to assist the visually-impaired. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  1807.  @UserBeenBanned  I read your name, User. I'm on my third identity so far and counting.
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  1808.  @mr.coolmug3181  Used to.
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  1809. Do Muslims require a halal toilet? How about a kosher toilet for the Jews?
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  1810. Yeah but only 'cos you've got white privilege and your ancestors owned slaves and you're literally Hitler and and and... I'm sorry, I came over all BBC for a moment.
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  1811. @J As well.
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  1812. Multiculturalism doesn't work very well between Sinai and the Levant, either. They've spent three thousand years, murdering each other. They should've sorted out their differences by now.
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  1813.  @mobbs6426  I want to see Clarkson put Meg into a Citroen that's been converted into a motorhome. Then watch as it tumbles over a cliff. The first Citroen falling over a cliff was funny. The same thing with Meg inside would be absolutely fookin fantastic.
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  1814.  @oz_jones  THANKS!
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  1815.  @IRISHSALTMINER61  THANKS!
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  1816.  @Bilskirnir3124  I want Jeremy to react to the Sam Smith video.
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  1817. I don't want to seem like an old fart, but I preferred my own day, when most of the teachers in my all-male school had previously served in HM armed services. The kind of maths teacher who learned his skills for navigating his Lancaster over Germany. My son attends a co-ed school. Most of the teachers are women. It's too soft and feminised. Boys need a firmer hand. They perform badly in a female environment.
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  1818.  @matthewhopkins666  I think Carlton was a doorman in a 1970s American comedy.
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  1819.  @nealejames2243  True.
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  1820. The Imperial Pride flag. I keep hearing John Williams' "Imperial March". Loads of gay storm troopers and droids, twerking. Darth Vader hugging and kissing with Grand Mott Tarkin.
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  1821.  @truckerfromreno  I want this female cop to share a prison cell with three butch dykes. What happens next?
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  1822. A wise comment.
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  1823.  @misanthropicattackhelicopt4148  I click on Replies and yours disappears. Funny how YouTube dislikes the truth.
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  1824.  @misanthropicattackhelicopt4148  It remains visible to YOU but it's hidden from everyone else. If you leave an excellent comment which receives no Likes, that usually means YouTube's algorithms have hidden it it.
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  1825. Damned right. Melvin is my role model for after I've retired. But without the cracks in the pavement stuff.
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  1826.  @andyfriederichsen  Perhaps it's THE Ukraine because it used to be regarded as a territory, when it was a part of Tzarist Russia or the Soviet Union. Some places aren't "the", as in "France" or "Germany". Some places remain "the", as in "the UK" or "the Gambia". Dunno why.
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  1827. Some religions are intolerant.
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  1828. A wise comment.
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  1829. There have been times when I couldn't get laid, either. I didn't go out murdering anyone.
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  1830.  @Threemore650  Nobody hates a good woman more than a feminist does.
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  1831. It's almost as if Marxists can't understand economics.
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  1832. Doesn't stop Creepy Joe.
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  1833.  @LordRambo  FASCIST !!!
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  1834.  @sonicluffypucca96  Correct. The British priority wasn't to retain the 13 colonies. The British priority was that the 13 colonies didn't pass into the hands of France or Spain. Similar situation with the Latin nations.
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  1835.  @thegreatergood8081  Yeah, but what was the Word? I'm trying to remember. Help me with this.
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  1836. There is no disproportionate use of force against young black men. The use of force against elderly white women is rarely required.
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  1837. Yeah 'cos you benefit from systemic white privilege, claims the BBC and CNN.
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  1838.  @MegaSpideyman  Lizard shape-shifting space aliens did it.
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  1839. Who controls the teleprompter?
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  1840. Joe was disadvantaged. He didn't have the juice who controlled the media on his side.
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  1841.  @Tangarisu  Agreed.
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  1842.  @johna2008  Agreed.
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  1843. Good question. Are we allowed to ask questions like that these days?
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  1844. Talking about ruins: Imagine the closing scene of "Planet of the Apes". Charlton Heston riding a horse on a beach. Now imagine Lee Anderson falling through a wormhole in the space-time continuum and arriving in London, a century from now, riding a horse along the bank of the Thames. He sees Westminster Tower (Big Ben) toppled on its side. Minarets on the horizon, issuing the call to prayer. "You b*st*rds! You finally did it! God damn you all to hell!"
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  1845.  @nmjerry  I hope you understand my comment was a joke. Similarly, I'm disappointed that the movie "Downfall" deleted the scenes where AH boards a U-boat and sails off for his new life in Argentina.
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  1846.  @DonBean-ej4ou  You realise The Patriot is fiction and absolute nonsense, right? There's a very good expose on the channel "History Buffs".
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  1847.  @lpgibbo7463  Is that you, Clem?
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  1848. Yes but only 'cos you used your huitr pr1v1lege. Your ethn1c4lly-adjusted position is about 90th. Gotta use code or YT disables my replies.
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  1849. Diane dislikes "666" 'cos she can't count that high.
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  1850. Greek Orthodox are the Real Deal. Catholics and protestants are just sissy boys by comparison.
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  1851.  @abcdef-l2c8t  HAHA! True.
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  1852. Abortion should be made compulsory. Within a few years, we can start closing all the schools and playgrounds. Think of the money we could save.
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  1853. As a Pastafarian, I ask you not to associate the noodly love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster with these limp-wristed fakes who like to wear dresses and enable MAP-predators to access children.
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  1854.  @alandyson3925  We need leadership, but instead we've got a vacuum.
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  1855.  @alandyson3925  Tommy tried and look what happened to him.
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  1856. Taking guns from good people only makes it easier for criminals to rob and kill them.
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  1857.  @cstgraphpads2091  Thanks!
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  1858.  @Madonnalitta1  Charles knows this, which is why he's cosying-up to the Muslims. In the event of the UK becoming a caliphate, he wants to be on the side of the winners.
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  1859. I would like EVERY new building to have a south-facing wall or roof surface at about 35 degrees. The face will be future-friendly for solar panels or tiles.
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  1860. Did Gnasher ever f*ck Minnie the Minx? Not yet...
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  1861.  @belstar1128  Other way around. The peoples of New Zealand and other Pacific islands had been fighting each other for millennia. The British arrived, did the same as the islanders were already doing and peace resulted.
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  1862.  @mrinfinitemonkeycage5668  It's unfair to blame the Brits for disease. The land is still there. Everybody shares it.
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  1863.  @thoroughlyrustled6186  That's like blaming Samuel Colt for the gang violence in Philly. It's not muskets which kill people. It's people who kill people.
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  1864.  @thoroughlyrustled6186  Be pleased it was the British who arrived, not the Ottomans or the Chinese or the Belgians.
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  1865.  @johnnybaxter1953  Bonaparte was a narcissistic megalomaniac.
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  1866.  @RoberttAvro  Bonaparte fought for the Republic but made himself an emperor. He sold out his society for his own grandeur.
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  1867. Agreed. Most Asians don't want to buy soiled ladies' knickers from machines on the high street.
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  1868. And proBrexit.
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  1869. I want Trump to establish his own social media company, equivalent to Facebook or YT. He'd have tens of millions of subscribers within a month and be in profit. Perhaps buy a small failing platform and invest heavily. Try deplatforming him then, bitches!
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  1870. Same here. Lapsed Christian but I respect the truth. Christians who support gays are like vegetarians who eat meat. Make your feckin mind up.
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  1871.  @jeremeymcdude  His vehicle design abilities... do you mean the electric car? One of the funniest episodes ever.
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  1872. Seth Macfarlane makes cartoons with cursing and boning and I love his work! "I was going to bone my girlfriend, but then she saw Santa Inc and she said there was just no way".
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  1873. True. A sensible observation.
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  1874.  @dudeistpreist5721  I'm surprised Harry can even walk He carries SO MUCH anally-retained emotional baggage.
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  1875. Just take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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  1876. I read your first word as "ejaculate", and became confused about the meaning of your comment.
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  1877.  @mk-tu3gv  I wanna see the video.
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  1878. I always prefer the sister to the brother.
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  1879.  @colinr0380  Sometimes our comments are better than the video.
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  1880. Moderate Muslims resemble moderate paedophiles.
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  1881.  @vincentrusso4332  Nah, you guys have got the 2nd amendment. You've got the tools and I wish you good fortune.
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  1882. Our electoral system is unfit for purpose.
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  1883.  @SweatyFatGuy  Surely you don't mean that. (Wait for it...)
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  1884.  @Therworldtube  It's from a right-leaning political magazine which I read in the 1990s. At that time I was a Tory activist. I think I've still got the magazine but it might take me two hours to find it. No promises, I'll try to find it. Verification and source are important, otherwise it's just a great gag.
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  1885. The dog belonged to Norman Scott, who was Jeremy Thorpe's gay lover. Scott testified in court that being f*cked up the ass by Thorpe was very painful. He'd bite his pillow to stop himself from screaming and waking Thorpe's mother in the next bedroom. I feel the same way about Boris's f*cking lockdowns.
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  1886. This hurricane was caused by global warming. 20,000 years ago, sea levels were 120 metres (nearly 400 feet) lower than today. The great barrier reef was on dry land. The North Sea was an open prairie. Global warming was caused by farting mammoths and aurochs and we're still paying the price.
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  1887. You're FIRST 'cos you used your weight privilege (creative spelling).
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  1888.  @ricky4673  J S is making a joke, like "I wish we had a Tory government with an 80 seat majority, 'cos they'd stop the migrants". I myself believe the UK should dig a huge ditch around the country and fill it with sea water. That'd stop illegal migrants, right?
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  1889. Rishi Sunak, James Cleverly (foreign secretary) and Suella Braverman (home secretary) couldn't give a damn about huite people.
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  1890. Your comment is an expression of hate. Expect to be banned in three, two, one...
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  1891.  @davidparker9676  "Retreat is only a temporary solution". Too damned true. One day the indigenous people of these islands will stand for the ashes of our fathers and the temples of our gods. Then it will all kick off. I wonder whether the police will side with the invaders or the indigenous people.
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  1892. Interesting to watch the Biden interview. Biden was definitely more lucid at that time than he is today.
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  1893. TRUMP SUPPORTERS TO LEFTY: "I'm gonna f*ck you up". LEFTIE TO TRUMP SUPPORTER: "Your place or mine?" TRUMP SUPPORTER TO LEFTY: "Dear God no. No no no. I didn't mean like that. No no nooo..."
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  1894.  @soakupthesunman  Makes sense.
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  1895. Most of us Brits don't speak like Stewie Griffin. Most Americans don't speak like Yosemite Sam.
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  1896. Ms. Swift dated Chris Griffin. Do a YT search, see for yourself.
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  1897. Imagine if Meghan hadn't married Harry. The only work for a washed-up middle-aged actress might be making videos for PH. With titles like "Meg the MILF does 3 BBC". 3 BBC isn't the broadcaster.
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  1898.  @skymanifest8339  You mean Matt Berry, the character played by the actor Stephen Toast? I never liked him. He's too friendly with Mrs. Purchase.
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  1899. We've already got communist MPs in the Tory, Labour, Lib-Dem parties and the civil service. But, being liars, they outwardly-identify as something else.
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  1900. Radical and moderate Muslims resemble radical and moderate paedophiles. (EDIT - Can anyone see this comment? I suspect the algorithms have made it invisible.)
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  1901. I'll start believing YouGov when they confirm what the British think about immigration and the dinghy divers. No statistics issued by YouGov about that? Yeah, that's what I thought.
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  1902.  @yolandascholten2012  A prison cell awaits Tucker alongside Julian Assange. "Are you here for telling the truth as well?"
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  1903.  @no-one-787  Your knowledge is greater than mine. Thankyou for the correction. It's nice to receive a polite correction like yours. Maybe you appreciate my thankyou. How very Lotus Eaters. How very un-YouTube.
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  1904.  @derekcooper1831  Definitely. Leaning on a lamp post.
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  1905.  @Turkoman969  Pink Floyd's track "Breathe".
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  1906. After the Tories have won lots of votes, I wonder how much of this - IF ANYTHING AT ALL - will actually be enacted.
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  1907. I want a world in which I can eat ice cream without being a f*cking moron. Or I can buy from a different supplier.
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  1908. I decline to accept life-advice from an elderly virgin in a dress who can't get laid.
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  1909. Correct. Jealousy.
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  1910.  @abrahamlincoln9758  Forgive my ignorance - who/what is Salon? Also, Abe, I love your attitude in Bill and Ted. Party on dudes!
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  1911.  @abrahamlincoln9758  Thanks! Party on, dude!
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  1912. Yeah but that's too intelligent.
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  1913. Is that a reference to Heinrich Himmler?
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  1914.  @jamesbaker3153  Liked.
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  1915. Thanks for that. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're fooking ourselves.
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  1916.  @ChickenPermissionOG  Agreed. Traitors with a patriotic smile.
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  1917.  @samuellourenco1050  FUN FACT: One of Muhammed Ali's ancestors was a Scottish woman. O'Bama only became POTUS because of his Irish ancestry. O'Bama is definitely black. And tanned as well.
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  1918. She was sexually assaulted by a Martian. Probably.
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  1919. Taylor Swift dated Chris Griffin. Do a YT search to confirm. I don't know what Brian would say about it.
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  1920.  @lordswaine5238  The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now it's hard to know which of our countries has the most traitorous government.
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  1921.  @Legion-of-James  Doctor Whoke and the TURDIS.
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  1922.  @theprincipalofficer_1  I want Jon Pertwee to return. I know he's dead, but he could still do a better job of playing the Doctor.
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  1923.  @Mixfix87  Agreed! Seamus from Family Guy and the Sea Captain from The Simpsons would be speechless without Mr. Newton to imitate.
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  1924.  @imnotyourbuddyguy9713  "Who is Errol Flynn"? Search YouTube for "The Sea Hawk 1940" or similar. Although Flynn's character in this movie was a privateer, not a pirate.
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  1925.  @curiositycloset2359  Also, Graham Chapman wrote the Dead Parrot sketch.
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  1926.  @jhpfdijtuiweruot  Your comment expresses great wisdom. People should remember your line whilst watching the TV news.
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  1927.  @bignickenergy3525  Mr. Curry's best role was as the horned bloke in "Legend".
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  1928.  @wrongthinker843  Biden looks at a goldfish and is jealous.
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  1929. Anybody who reports the truth is labelled a far-right racist proto-terrorist. Go figure.
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  1930. Helen Dale has lovely ringlet hair. Resembles a wig as worn by an 18th century gentleman.
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  1931.  @Useaname  Haha!
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  1932. Back in the 1960s, sweets in Camel cigarette-style packets were sold everywhere. Buy a packet of sweeties in a Camel packet and give them to your kid. Completely normal at that time. The stuff which pedos want children to put in their mouths these days is even worse.
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  1933.  @refugeguy777  My Anglican ancestors have been doing this for over 400 years.
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  1934. If the victim had been white, the media would've been silent.
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  1935. Watch him in "Bowfinger". Best comedy in years.
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  1936.  @Estelle2007  That's OK, best to look the other way in case you get put on a 77th Brigade watch-list. This thread is meant to have 14 replies (plus this reply) but only five are visible. Maybe the replies deleted by the algorithms contained dangerous truths. But don't ask me. I'm just a bloke who regards the Lockdown as a power-grab and the WEF as dangerous.
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  1937.  @joriankell1983  29 May - Claimed 28 replies (plus this) but barely more than half are visible.
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  1938.  @Alakazzam09  I'd happily deal with it, if I could understand what the f*ck your comment means!
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  1939. Let's ban everything which encourages bloody murder. Let's ban everything by Karl Marx.
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  1940.  @Sandwich13455  Will future will resemble the worst of the Yugoslav civil war, or the Northern Irish troubles multiplied ten fold. And when it happens, the BBC will be blaming systemic wh!te oppression and Brexit.
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  1941. I'm flabby and unfit. Does that make me a leftist tw@t?
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  1942.  @duncangale945  I often reply to Two Tone who leaves the same comment on every L E video. Imitation demonstrates my admiration.
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  1943.  @williambranch4283  I always state my religion as Pastafarian. It's a real religion, Google it.
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  1944. This is too intelligent to ever be covered by the mainstream media.
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  1945.  @jeccentric9952  Not Easter Island?
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  1946.  @insensitive919  That too.
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  1947. @Sez B Plenty of pickup-drivin' blue-collar good ol' boys with huntin' rifles will be praying it happens. Yee-haw and the south will rise again.
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  1948. They're pushing us to see how much we'll tolerate before we flip.
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  1949. I have a right to say anything I want. You yourself will choose whether to be offended.
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  1950.  @januarysson5633  An AI plumber will be beyond the ability of humans to design for a long time.
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  1951.  @theronraam23  Bent as a nine-bob note.
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  1952.  @worldcomicsreview354  Good at lifting shirts.
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  1953. What would Peter Griffin say to that?
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  1954. That leftie horror Yasmin Alhibai Brown was on the BBC today, slagging off the monarchy. Stewie Griffin sang a song about her. Search YouTube for "Stewie sings she ain't got no Alhibai". "She ugly, she fugly, oh my God the cow says moo".
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  1955. The BBC reports all of these "racist hate crimes" in a way which implies they're carried out by white Britons.
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  1956.  @nanashivii9237  I wanna see a video game in which gay men slap and hiss and shout abuse at each other. Loads of mincing each other to death. Handbags over the head.
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  1957.  @adods9824  Vote for ANYTHING except the Uniparty.
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  1958. I assume you're familiar with the England team performing the Hitler salute in Berlin in 1938. This must have been very disappointing to the oppressed, the anti-Hitler generals and the pro-democracy activists.
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  1959.  @solhamer3502  Actually, the 1938 England team was saying, "That's how high my dog jumped last night".
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  1960.  @UteHeggenTranswidowHeals  Happens a lot but most of us don't discuss it.
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  1961.  @hungarianaustralian  THANKS!
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  1962. As a Brit, I concur.
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  1963.  @brek5  Sad about Harry. He married the first middle-aged divorced gold-digger who told him, "I've never heard of you or your family". And the stupid fecker believed her.
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  1964. Yee-haw, and I send my respect from the future Islamic Republic of Britainistan.
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  1965.  @N0sf3r4tuR1s3n  GOD BLESS AMERICA. From a Brit. We stand or fall together. Right now we're committing suicide.
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  1966.  @christinaedwards5084  Haha!
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  1967.  @GodsCosmicBollock  That's a damned fine line as well.
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  1968. True dat.
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  1969.  @braininavatnow9197  Yeah, I didn't think of that! I wasn't logical.
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  1970. The BBC lies to us. Other news: Water is wet.
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  1971.  @Bagginsess  We need some grassy knolls hear Biden. Make Grassy Knolls Great Again.
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  1972.  @BaronSpamedi  Agreed. The JFK movie was BRILLIANT, but some of its arguments are definitely false. Connally was in a jump seat, offset to one side, NOT directly in front of Kennedy.
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  1973.  @AJadedLizard  Your comment about Australians is senseless.
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  1974.  @BaronSpamedi  Agreed. There's so much bull sheet flying around, it almost conceals the truth.
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  1975.  @AJadedLizard  You may make that accusation against the British, but there are plenty of outback Aussies who require firearms. Similarly, Aussie troops in Vietnam performed with great merit.
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  1976. Free speech is something which somebody somewhere doesn't want you to hear. Everything else is just platitudes.
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  1977. I'm British and in the UK. It's sickening to see how the BBC news is reporting this. Their narrative is that hu ite Republican waycists threw out gallant oppressed bl aque folks for speaking peace and moral values. I can only find authoritative truthful accounts on the internet, hence channels like this being banned.
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  1978. Are you in the US? I'm in the UK. We share the same values. We will live or die together.
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  1979. Thanks, IO. Share our values. Retain the best parts of your own. Be kind and polite and you deserve the same from whiteys like me.
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  1980. Woke makes you free. Accept the compulsory experimental jab. Eat the bugs. Every possession will be deleted. You will own nothing and be happy.
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  1981.  @M-S_4321  PREDICTION: The deep state will dig up fake accusations against Tucker, alleging he groped a woman 17 years ago or failed to pay a tax or once made a comment which, taken out of context, can be made to appear way-sist.
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  1982. Lee Harvey Oswald was aiming for Mrs. Kennedy. Maybe.
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  1983.  @SuperiorMind  I'd like to reply, but it it would be deleted in the name of free speech.
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  1984.  @johnnotrealname8168  I didn't expect the Spanish inquisition.
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  1985.  StopCensoringMeYouTubeSueYT  I Liked your reply on the basis of your name. No other reason required.
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  1986.  @acepirosu5871  Yeah, the Vikings stole my Spam. (I apologise if that's an obscure reference.)
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  1987.  @ItsJustRyan89  Be careful about calling somebody a pedant. I called somebody a pedant a few weeks ago. He misread the word as "paedophile" and mayhem ensued.
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  1988.  @MythosTheSophist  I come here for the videos. I linger for the funny comments.
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  1989.  @acepirosu5871  I'll have your Spam! I'll have eggs with Spam, chips with Spam, beans with egg and chips and more Spam, I'll have Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, eggs and chips and more Spam. (Persons without grey hair don't have a clue about what we're prattling about.)
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  1990.  @krileayn  True, but Amber might have misunderstood. It appears she was unfaithful and bonked James Franco. I mean the actor, not the duck from the movie "Ted".
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  1991. Hitler had a German shepherd. Therefore all German shepherds must be Nazis. Expect that argument very soon...
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  1992.  @Hasid_Lafre  I can see YOUR comment, but I suspect my PREVIOUS comment here is invisible. Also, every time I leave a comment about the gas supply in the Baltic which the US destroyed, ALL of those comments are rendered invisible to everyone except myself. I can't use key trigger-words. The algorithms will hide my comment if I do so.
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  1993.  @stupendous7848  "You are not my supervisor!"
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  1994. I want to shout "Wankel rotary engine" at the top of my lungs.
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  1995. How's this for context? I've always liked girlfriends who've got some spunk in them. A girl with real spunk is a wonderful person to be with. Spunk, spunk, spunk. We've got good old British spunk.
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  1996. @No one! Yes. A few days ago, a British policeman who'd shared jokes about George Floyd in a private online group chat was sentenced to 20 weeks imprisonment. The magistrate was called Tam Ikram, which I don't think is a British name. The joke wasn't revealed. I assume it must've been bloody funny!
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  1997.  @defectiveindustries  Wood chippers clog up. I know, that's happened to me.
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  1998.  @anxiouspsycho50  How is that NOT funny?
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  1999.  @gideondejongh838  It's great, isn't it?
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  2000.  @zxyatiywariii8  Correct!
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  2001.  @helendancelot  As zxy reports in his reply, Zuby lifted a weight a few years ago which is heavier than the existing womens British weight lifting record. Zuby keeps himself fit but he's not an athlete. So if Zuby identified as a woman, he could both retain his penis and become the British female weight lifting champion.
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  2002.  @DustyCruz  Hahaha!
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  2003.  @susanwojcickisnicetwin  Yep. But you'll have fun id you're sentenced to a womens' prison.
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  2004.  @drzoidberg19855  Is that you, Clem?
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  2005.  @user-qp6lj6gu7s  I'm surprised Brendan got the part 'cos he's not BAME.
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  2006. I want Dom to sing us a song about it.
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  2007. Cant the UK just send them Bercow?
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  2008.  @jamesduncan6729  The government is making decisions for children, which might be compared with sending kids to live with heroin addicts. That's a neat comparison which deserves repetition. If you disagree with the comparison, you're welcome to append your own.
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  2009.  @EmperorSigismund  The 1962 puppet series "Fireball XL5" is being repeated on TV. It's always preceded by a warning that the programme is rated a "12" and might be unsuitable for children. Presumably because there are depictions of Steve Zodiac shooting monochrome wooden space-aliens with his ray gun. TV these days is needlessly woke and risk-averse.
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  2010. Friendly reminder: Julian Assange rots in prison as you read this. His only crime: Exposing criminals in high office. Who remain in power.
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  2011. Where's the outcry from our "Conservative" government? How the f*ck can Tory MPS keep their mouths shut? They should be incandescent with fury.
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  2012.  @luissera1296  A '69 Alfa.
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  2013. The Dominion machine says you voted Democrat.
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  2014. REAL right-wing survivalists are fat and covered with tattoos.
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  2015.  @johntheherbalistg8756  Diane Abbott claims being First is racist. 'Cos that means number one, and Diane can't count that high.
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  2016.  @theredknight9314  The UK electoral system works against any new party. Reform or similar could win a third of the national vote but fail to get one single seat. (EDIT - Can anyone see this? Sometimes h8ers falsely-report my comments as sumthin' nasty, the Al Gore rhythms remember my phrasing and render further similar replies invisible.)
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  2017.  @TheMaleRei  I suspect roger is a leftist numpty.
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  2018. Yes, I wouldn't have noticed without your comment.
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  2019. Are there any photos? I want to judge for myself whether a trans-penis looks realistic in any way.
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  2020.  @Fahrenheit2030  I'm imagining a scene from "Family Guy", with the Griffins looking at the pictures and throwing up.
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  2021. FIRST 'cos I've got white racist privilege and my ancestors owned slaves and I'm a toxic male and and and... I'm sorry, I've listened to Vanessa Feltz on BBC Radio 2 again.
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  2022. I love 'em!
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  2023. The Catholic Church needs a Spanish Inquisition. They won't expect that.
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  2024.  @Alexei_topalov  Are you Steven Toast under an alias?
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  2025.  @jeremyanderson3819  I left my son to the highly-trained professional morons. Professionalism has taken a dive in the UK. Like trying to get seen by a doctor in person, instead of waiting months for a phone call.
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  2026.  @CountArtha  True.
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  2027.  @k.stacey7389  I fear you might be correct.
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  2028.  @christosrex14  Is that you, Clem?
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  2029.  @snigie1  "Toxic"? Welcome to YouTube!
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  2030.  @Callum620  Westminster resembles the ancient ruins of Egypt or the Mayans. The great buildings remain. The magnificent civilisation which created the buildings has destroyed itself.
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  2031. More silliness coming next week and next year.
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  2032.  @distillery1816  In many British cities, yes.
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  2033.  @brantnuttall  I don't tell people where I live. My usual reply is that I live in an octopus's garden in the shade. All 100% authentic though.
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  2034.  @toph8298  Yes he did appear and no he didn't.
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  2035. Biden blames systemic racism.
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  2036.  @juliantheapostate8295  Diane can't count to 18.
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  2037. Piers or Hasan: Hard to know whom I dislike the most.
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  2038. The BBC's Emily Maitlis blames the floods on Brexit and far right extremism. Probably.
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  2039.  @mrhoplite2931  "Dishwashers"? That's what slaves were for. In our house, it's me. The wife makes me do it.
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  2040. Captain Kirk was played by William Shatner, a Jewish Canadian. As Kirk once said in a movie, "I'm from Iowa but I work in outer space". Who the fo0k gives a damn whether a fictitious mythological hero was Turkish, Jewish, Canadian or what?
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  2041. Here in the UK, it's a criminal offence if you watch TV without funding the BBC. Imagine if paying the BBC was optional. Bye-bye, BBC.
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  2042. Nearly, but Sardonic beat you by six seconds. By using white privilege, claims the mainstream media.
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  2043.  @dalorasinum386  That particular system was shite. It was proposed by Nick Clegg and the Lib Dems. What would we expect?
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  2044.  @Valencetheshireman927  I want (cough splutter) the same system as was used for the (vomit) Euro elections. If the Westminster system had been used, UKIP could not have obtained one single seat and we'd still be in the EU.
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  2045.  @RobertZdarsChin  Proof that a strong and powerful womxn can have a p*n*s.
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  2046. I do the same numpty stuff and leave incautious comments all the time.
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  2047.  @Si_Mondo  A show from the day when Seattle was filled with intellectual wine-tasting piano-playing snobs, and retired cops walking their dogs. Now it's filled with screaming BLM activists and the cops are too frightened to go out.
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  2048. I wonder how many small children Jussie sexually abused. And I should weep for him because...?
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  2049. What's amazing isn't that the US bombed the Nordstream pipeline. The amazing part is the mainstream media's worldwide blackout of Seymour Hersh's revelations. The BBC website has no mention of this article. But the BBC's website retains older false allegations that the Russians had bombed the pipeline.
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  2050. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're fooking ourselves and in freefall.
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  2051. AT LAST! Welcome back!
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  2052. They're both the WEF under a different name.
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  2053. Moderate Muslims resemble moderate paedophiles.
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  2054.  @marekohampton8477  Got mugged on the way to Amarillo. Every night I was hugging my pillow.
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  2055.  @marekohampton8477  Is that the same Marie that got murdered? The guy rose at dawn and "looked around me, at the four grey walls that surround me", plus the sad old padre, and later he got laid beneath the green green grass of home.
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  2056.  @davidadiwego4608  I prefer raisins.
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  2057.  @TransRoofKorean  Please post shorter comments. Regardless of how insightful a comment might be, nobody'd gonna read a long one.
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  2058.  @PumpkinHoard  I'd still be regarded as be furst if I wuz bl acque.
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  2059.  David Jones  Married since 2008 and very disappointed. Kids can't be raised properly except in a marriage. As soon as our nest is empty and my duty is completed, I'll be gone. But it's worth my sacrifice of effort and wealth, just to create healthy offspring.
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  2060.  @absolutaveritas  And me. Cancelling free speech to protect freedumb.
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  2061.  @alexandru5369  A disproportionately large percentage of shooters are from one ethnicity. KKK: "We told you this would happen". (This is NOT a comment in support of the white-cloaked nutters.)
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  2062.  @DarrinSK  I want the right to arm bears. Is that a thing too?
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  2063.  @matthewhopkins666  As a fellow Brit, I understand what you're saying. But a well-armed population didn't prevent Brandon from obtaining victory in a fraudulent election. Neither did it assist in the occupation of the Capitol. More than a year later, some ordinary people remain in prison, awaiting trial for simply entering the building.
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  2064.  @DarrinSK  I need arms. Otherwise I've got nowhere to attach my hands.
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  2065.  @волк-ы1ш  It's best if NOBODY has guns. But if every criminal carries a gun, you definitely need one or several to protect yourself. Sadly, as the occupation of the Capitol demonstrates, owning guns is no guarantee of maintaining liberty in the face of an illegal coup.
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  2066. Bercow has entered the chat.
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  2067. Makes me wonder whether those cops were being pressured into making false statements. Suicide was their only way out.
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  2068.  @SomeCanine  TRUE!
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  2069. Nice.
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  2070.  @Rize_Back  verry troo.
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  2071.  @spocko2181  Couldn't make "Where Eagles Dare" today without a diverse cast.
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  2072. More than half of all shooters are b*ack. So are most of their victims.
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  2073. I think it's GREAT Barbados is independent. Everything they f*ck up, they can't blame White folk any more.
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  2074. "Trump 2024 is a make or break point". I'm pro-Trump and I agree.
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  2075. BEST . LINE . EVER . Fight lies with truth, not censorship. Damned right.
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  2076. No, second at best.
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  2077.  Paul Revere 1776  Leftie fascists are faeces.
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  2078. Mr. Beast is the Best Name Ever.
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  2079. God Bless the USA. Best wishes from a Brit.
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  2080.  bladerunner  You appropriated my comment 'cos of white privilege. The BBC told me so. Yeah, systemic waycism. Probably.
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  2081. Yeah but only 'cos you utilised siss temm ique weight r-ism. The BBC says so.
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  2082. Having common sense defines us as far-right proto-terrorist bigots. The BBC regards me like that.
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  2083. "I hear you're a racist now, Jonathan Griffin".
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  2084. Excellent comment, Lib Sas. Please repeat widely. More people should see it. However, I myself regard your comment as extremist and I demand your immediate arrest. But I myself am entirely middle-of-the-road and moderate. Yeah. Yeah. Take that, waycist.
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  2085.  @TinyCryptoBlog  You're a speling Narzi and litrully Hilter.
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  2086. I suspect there are lefties visiting channels like this, and falsely reporting every truthful comment as hate speech or similar. Bang! and it's gone. Use similar phrasing on a comment elsewhere, and it'll fail to post. You'll be able to see it, but nobody else.
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  2087. ADVICE FOR MEN CONSIDERING MARRIAGE: If your marriage works, that's great. If not, consider yourself as having hired a womb for incubating your children. A bit like hiring a very expensive car. Get your use out of it, pay the extortionate bill and you're still ahead.
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  2088.  JAN 6TH WAS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST  You're making a very good point in the strongest possible terms. Stunning and brave.
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  2089.  @Richard.Vox.  Those of us who align with Carl are centre-right liberals, in the best of the original meanings of that term. Nothing far right about opposing paedophiles, traitors, the invasion and the erosion of freedom.
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  2090. Damned true, that.
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  2091.  @nopenope2550  Agreed. But "unidentified" doesn't necessarily mean "space aliens". We just don't know what they were. The whole current UFO-thing is psy-ops. Wanna investigate Hunter Biden selling his art to Russian or Chinese collectors for $millions? Oh look, there's a distraction, look over there instead.
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  2092.  @OffGridInvestor  I suspect many events are edited out, to avoid having a show filled with criminal B-people and Alan's Snackbar diners. Only W-folk are allowed to be shown as being up to no good.
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  2093. Starting to look like Cuba, Venezuela and 1980s Romania. But don't worry, NEXT time they'll implement socialism so that it works. Yeah. Yeah. Next time.
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  2094. Happy 4th to you, my American cousin! - From a Brit. Please sort yourselves out. The free world needs the USA's leadership, but the present POTUS couldn't put on his trousers without the help of a nurse. GOD BLESS THE USA. Anybody who disagrees deserves to be in the crosshairs of a Hellfire missile.
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  2095.  @AdamantineAxe  Yeah you're all getting it.
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  2096. They slipped on the grease.
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  2097.  @alexblazquez2277  Lots of the Python and Gilliam films had disappointing, distressing endings.
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  2098. HA HA HA TITLE !!!
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  2099. I've been listening to BBC Radio 2's Jeremy Vine this lunchtime (6 Jan. '22). Vine's whole narrative, and the persons selected on his phone-ins, are always compliant with Vine's BBC narrative. No alternative views permitted.
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  2100.  @entropybear5847  I went to school with a kid who was half-Italian. He'd inherited views about Mussolini and south Italians which we can't express in public today. I suspect he was correct about all of it.
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  2101.  @polderrican  Hating people from their own country. A bit like the SNP hating the English. And their leader hating white people.
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  2102. Yes, but you probably voted for Biden as well, THREE times without even knowing it.
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  2103. @Robert Mcmanus Cornish but that's OK.
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  2104. @Robert Mcmanus Ah yes, I understand what you mean now.
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  2105. A leftist turned me into a newt. I got better.
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  2106.  @thatlittlevoice6354  If the victim had been white, the media would've remained silent.
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  2107.  @NipZippler  The BBC's preferred employee is a one-legged black lesbian Marxist. If she's Jewish or Muslim as well, so much the better.
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  2108. Dammit, that's a good comment. Please repeat widely.
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  2109.  @wile-e-coyote8371  "I'm very surprised that any actors are gay". Said nobody ever.
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  2110. I'd prefer Carl as the Pope,
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  2111. Whilst I cannot condone the actions of leaders such as Stalin and Hitler, I can understand their keenness to put people on a list, to be dwelt with immediately upon assuming power.
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  2112.  @brianbadonde8700  I've had Romanian buddies. They told me ALL the trouble in the UK, EU and Romania comes from gypsies.
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  2113. The UK and US will stand or fall together. Right now we're drowning up Sh*t Creek.
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  2114. Rik from "The Young Ones" - shouts "FASCIST!" and storms off. Exactly like Owen Jones. The Peoples' Poet, a girly little narcissistic leftie.
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  2115. I remember when Democrats respected democracy.
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  2116. @Controlled Consensus I thought Nelson Mandela didn't want apartheid. Yet that's what they're demanding.
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  2117. Sounds like The Gumbies. (Monty Python reference.) "Doctor! Doctor! My bwain hurts!"
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  2118.  @lordbezzington8435  Is that you, Clem?
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  2119. Ha!
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  2120. "Bottom"? You've attracted the attention of Chris Pincher and Crispin Blunt.
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  2121. I don't remember it. A bit before my time. Did it involve hanging, drawing and quartering with the traitor's head being stuck on a spike with his penis in his mouth? If so, I approve. I'd also approve this punishment being expanded to include every MP who accepts the leadership of the WEF.
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  2122.  @BadMotivator66  Ha ha!
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  2123.  @RoddHoward  It's barely started. Just wait 20 more years. And when it happens, the BBC will blame Trump and climate change.
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  2124. We've created a wasteland and called it diversity.
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  2125. Unlike Bidet, he can read a teleprompt.
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  2126. Sorry, Brits like these guys and I myself don't know the difference.
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  2127.  @someguy5444  The monarchy is OK, but our electoral system is as royally f*cked-up as the Dominion voting machines in the States.
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  2128.  @marcinzysko1653  Lyke Hilter.
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  2129.  @noreply-7069  I don't care, but it's good to see the different trend in the MSM's reporting.
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  2130.  @gifthorse3675  A hideous death-spiral for western civilisation. Technically speaking: We've completely ffekked ourselves.
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  2131. Why didn't the Israelis anticipate this revolt? There are tens of thousands of civilian terrorists which must include many Israeli informers. Netanyahu has severe domestic problems. Many Israelis claim he's destroying democracy. Perhaps Netanyahu knew the attack was coming, and allowed it to kick off to bolster his own position. But he had NO IDEA the uprising would be this serious or horrific.
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  2132.  @Abyssal86  Saying "Don't panic" fails to calm me.
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  2133. I'd feel safer if I lived in Quahog or Springfield.
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  2134. Haha!
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  2135.  @funkydiscogod  No they don't! If your comment is intended as a joke, please add the word (joke) or similar.
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  2136.  Random Platypus with Internet  Interesting that when I click on "View 4 replies", your reply disappears. This usually means YT is punishing you for stating something (here or elsewhere) which is outside their intended narrative.
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  2137. WAYCIST!
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  2138.  @herbiehusker1889  Preferable to living in a culturally-enriched city. The bear's just looking for stuff to eat. City predators will claim it's YOUR fault.
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  2139.  @nickvanachthoven7252  Well yeah duh, because Americans have the right to arm bears. Something like that. I mean - bears are dangerous anyway. Why give them assault rifles as well?
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  2140. Tony's life didn't matter. Sad but true.
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  2141.  @city_of_coompton6832  Not seeking citizenship, just refuge status. Or they could go to Mexico and run across at night.
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  2142.  @thegrandmuftiofwakanda  And it's you AGAIN, Clem !!! (Confused Yanks can search YT for "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  2143. If the Left hates Tucker, he must be a good bloke.
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  2144.  @blindlobster  LEFTISTS: You're not a REAL Australian unless you walk around naked except for a bone through your nose, and catch your food with a pointed stick.
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  2145. Did she kill Johnny's dog?
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  2146.  @brucelownhole  Floyd was a HUGE BIG VIOLENT man who resisted arrest. I'd like to see YOU securing the arrest of a man-mountain who's struggling, unless you pin him to the ground. Floyd claiming "I can't breathe" is like, "Free me for a few seconds and I'll strangle you".
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  2147.  @SteakSauceIceCream  Is that you, Clem?
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  2148. FIRST 'cos I've got white privilege and my ancestors owned slaves and I'm literally Hitler and I'm a male and and and... sorry, I've been watching the BBC.
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  2149.  @_my_insomnia_blink562  Skynet's algorithms or one of the religions of peace,.
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  2150. Yup yup and away !!!
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  2151. There is no solution other than - 1.) Iran nukes Israel, OR - 2.) Israel deports every Palestinian and they all come to live in London. None of the solutions will work. This will continue for another 2000 years. Unless global warming submerges the region under the sea.
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  2152. It's said people make their own luck. It's something they've earned. White privilege is also something which is earned. Some white people don't deserve their inherited privilege. Some of us had to work our feckin bow locks off to get it. People whose culture won't allow them to put in the effort should cease blaming me.
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  2153. I wish I was black or Pakistani. Every time people called me a d*ck head or a w*nker, I could blame it on racism. Instead of thinking to myself, "Damn it, I really f*cked that up".
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  2154. 7.40: "Running like a girl". Reminds me of Stewie talking about Chris Griffin: "He runs like a Welshman".
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  2155. ME: "Sue her! Sue her! Sue her!" DIRTY DIRTY SMEAR MERCHANT: "I identify as a Karen".
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  2156. I'd rather be sunny than shite.
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  2157. You might be right. Similarly, I'm surprised Putin's forces didn't just roll straight over Ukraine.
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  2158.  @M-S_4321  Lie back and think of England.
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  2159.  @medler2110  KENNTH: "Friends, Romans..." CHARLES HAWTREE: "Countrymen". KENNETH: "I know!"
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  2160. Disney regards their viewers as sex objects.
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  2161.  @HasturYellowSign  I'm British and I've watched loads of episodes of "Law and Order". I'm amazed that almost EVERY murder in NYC involves a white investment banker murdering another white investment banker. Never anything about Ray Ray murdering Poochie 'cos he dissed Ray Ray's ho in da hood. Same with Columbo. But Hill Street Blues got it right.
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  2162.  @JamesCartist  Imagine a remake of "It's a Wonderful Life". Georgina Bailey is a bl4ck le5bian married to Mary, a transsexual. Zu Zu and the other kids are all adopted and enjoy their tuck-in bedtime stories with Uncle Billy, a minor-attracted person. Old Man Potter is demonised for standing for traditional family values. Clarence needs to save Georgina, so that he can perform his drag act on Broadway. "Help me Clarence, get me home, I want to live again".
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  2163.  @JamesCartist  Jack Palance learned his craft as a flyer in WW2, where he was wounded. Lee Marvin was a sniper against the Japs, until most of his unit was KIA and he was wounded. Similar situation with the likes of many photographers, directors and editors. Ken Adam (set designer for the Bond movies) flew RAF Typhoons against the Reich. Not saying combat makes a better person, but those guys were less likely to get offended by a misused pronoun.
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  2164. If Paul Pelosi had a firearm, he could've shot his attacker as soon as the nutter entered the building.
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  2165.  @kingdontrump9182  With YOUR name, I will Like any comment I ever see you've made.
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  2166.  @TheJeremyKentBGross  ADVICE: This is YouTube. Regardless of the wisdom in your comment, NOBODY reads long comments here.
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  2167. This makes me frightened of rainbows.
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  2168. Please define the company Black Rock. Is it Hitler, Emperor Palpatine, Mao, Stalin and Jeffrey Dahmer combined? Or is it worse? I'd say worse.
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  2169. 1.30 : "The Christian right trying to get 'The Life of Brian' banned didn't work. Because they didn't kill anyone".
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  2170. Being amused at the names people use? Yes, I can see how my Liege Lord and Defender of the Faith such as yourself might be impressed.
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  2171.  @mawnkey  Truth there. Biden was selected specifically because he hasn't a clue what he's signing or why.
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  2172. Same as William Shakespeare.
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  2173. @jesus christ If I was gay or bi, it'd be nobody's business except mine and that of the person I'm f*cking. But it wouldn't make me brave.
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  2174.  @warpedreflection3650  It's funny how, when I click on "View 2 replies", I can see a DIFFERENT reply but yours disappears. There must be a phrase in your reply which YouTube's algorithms dislikes.
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  2175.  @2tone209  Father McGuire stole my whistle.
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  2176. Asbestos was considered a safe and beneficial material for decades. Later we discovered asbestos had killed tens of thousands of people in a horrible way. Thalidomide underwent longer testing than these vaccines have received. And these bastards want me to accept the vaccination against my will? No. No no no.
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  2177.  @markjeffery7319  GB News reads a list of all the candidates standing in the by elections they're covering. One of the constituencies had both a Reform and a Patriotic Alternative candidate.
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  2178.  @markjeffery7319  Weird. I'm not doubting you but I saw it.
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  2179.  @geoffas  THANKS! I will observe the results.
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  2180.  @markjeffery7319  I don't doubt you, but I'm sure I saw it. I'll keep an eye open and confirm either - a.) Yeas, they're standing or - b.) No, I'm a numpty.
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  2181. A bare what?
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  2182. I want to see an investigative TV series, a bit like "Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares" but looking at the NHS.
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  2183.  @Duke_of_Lorraine  Good idea.
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  2184.  @donewiththisshit-s4f  Me too. Boring.
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  2185.  @j4cksincl4ir  Guess which religion uses a big black cube.
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  2186.  @WhiteLeviathan  The Pope is a Jesuit. The organisation which ran the Spanish Inquisition. I didn't expect that...
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  2187. Kathy Griffin is Meg's older, stupider sister.
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  2188. Every illegal should be sent to Alaska. They'll stop coming.
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  2189. It's actually the GAYS who are the most likely to hit the gym.
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  2190. Ken has no willy.
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  2191. Wear a mask? Should've worn a condom.
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  2192.  @laurendearnley9595  SAD FACT: George Floyd was aborted much too late.
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  2193.  @BG-mh6pc  Nah, sometimes you might feel that way but all you need a really good laxative.
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  2194. @Theta Groomberg Haha!
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  2195.  @leroylowe5921  Abortions should be made compulsory. That way we can save some money by sacking all the leftie teachers.
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  2196. Why can't we imitate India? Just sh*t in the street.
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  2197.  @audie-cashstack-uk4881  If we don't consent, they'll rape us.
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  2198.  @tgheretford  The Government's bill allows them to fine companies up to 10% of their global revenue. That's REVENUE, not profit. Companies will be so terrified of prosecution, they'll strike down ANYTHING which somebody somewhere might be offended by. Want to deny the usefulness of the Lockdown? Claim Brexit hasn't been implemented? Discuss the Great Replacement? The company will be so terrified, they'll close your account. The government is handing the authority for the suspension of freedom to the big corporations. "We didn't suspend free speech, YouTube did it".
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  2199. Amber Heard is a new piece of Cockney rhyming slang. As in, "Watch out, a dog's done an Amber on the pavement".
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  2200. What if I go to a party whilst dressed as Mohammed?
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  2201. "Cancel culture" is a far right conspiracy theory. It's not real. It does not exist. Anybody who claims "cancel culture" is real will be banned in the name of free speech.
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  2202. Is it gay if blokes watch p0rn of two women doing it? I hope not.
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  2203.  @stevenborg102  I prefer the term, "Grab 'em by the pussy". Exactly what a REAL man would say, in private to a friend.
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  2204. US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're completely f0oking ourselves.
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  2205. ME TOO.
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  2206. Are you in the US? I'm British and Kyle is a hero. He used the 2nd exactly as it was intended. If ever the British Redcoats come marching down your street, or there's a mob which is burning and looting and murdering, it's not only justified but your DUTY to grab your gun and use it. The UK and US will stand or fall together.
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  2207.  @dogman9223  Good question. This wasn't an option for me and it hadn't occurred to me at that time. but I think it's true.
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  2208.  @gnanaitvara1246  Is that you, Clem?
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  2209. @Cameron Pangborn You have learned from your bad experiences, instead of allowing them to dominate you. Well done.
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  2210.  @edwardburroughs1489  William Pitt was a brilliant prime minister during the Seven Years War, in which the British and their loyal colonists (including Washington) triumphed over the French. He was elderly and out of office by 1776, but frequently spoke on behalf of the rebels, and opposed the British government's response. His son (also "William") later became PM. They're known to history as Pitt the Elder and Pitt the Younger, a bit like Bush the Elder and Bush the Younger.
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  2211. Ay!
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  2212. Professor Farnsworth is angry 'cos it's his line.
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  2213.  @ComicGladiator  Scorchio.
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  2214. Jabba wants Farage to be frozen in carbonite and hung as a wall ornament.
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  2215.  @LiberalsGettheBulletToo  I don't know who burned the Reichstag. There's something wrong with banning its investigation. I don't know where the pandemic started. There's something wrong with banning its investigation.
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  2216. I call it the "clot shot". Please spread this phrase widely. Unlike covid.
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  2217. I'm hoping for a Ugandan invasion of the UK & US in order that they can overthrow our governments and liberate us.
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  2218. Good comment. Please repeat widely.
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  2219. I reckon you're third. If you're black, you could sue somebody for waycism.
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  2220. Hate them back? That's how I feel about the BBC.
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  2221.  @adrianshephard378  Yep.
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  2222. If a blacque person had shot a huwhight person, she'd be the first to defend him.
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  2223. I hope nobody bans me from YouTube for using a fake identity.
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  2224.  rachel evans  The comment deserves a wider readership. Please repeat it everywhere yo can.
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  2225.  @ladyfreddie7513  The CCP must be very proud of Cho Bei Din.
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  2226.  @disbeafakename167  YES.
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  2227.  @darrengooding8785  Are you a friend of Toast? He's being doing Othello in blackface and Mrs. Purchase has blackface makeup smeared across her boobies. Is there a connection? (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  2228.  @RedwolfDogrocket  I don't know!
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  2229. I'm told the refugees who are housed in multistar hotels are well-fed, fattened-up and taste like pork. If meat becomes scarce, you know what to do next.
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  2230.  @kayoss2306  If you listen very carefully as the breeze rustles the leaves, they're whispering, "I wouldn't rape Jess Phillips".
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  2231.  @lars1296  True. But imagine if Prince Harry had taken this advice. Meghan was divorced, she was disliked by her siblings and had fallen out with her father. Based upon all of the available evidence, was Meghan a good marriage prospect?
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  2232. If the child was B*_+k, there'd be riots. The Abbott and the Lammy would demand reparations. The Guardian would lead with this story on the front page. Channel 4 news would give a 20 minute segment to the anti-B hate crime. The BBC would create a one-hour documentary, alleging R-ism. The Mum would receive a peerage and the child would get £500,00 in compensation.
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  2233.  @stephencollins9062  I think Paul's character was a Geordie. But I'm not sure 'cos I'm a southerner. I think scousers have extra toes whereas Geordies have tails. Something like that. (I'M JOKING!)
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  2234.  @anilin6353  As a Brit, I always enjoy the Family Guy specials about Thanksgiving.
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  2235. The Greeks coined the word "hysteria", derived from their word for "womb". Hysteria was regarded as an exclusively female emotion. It's unfair to put women into a high-stress situation of this kind. Observe the male officers, anxious but self-controlled. God help us all if this woman was armed with a pistol.
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  2236. Sad reality: Blue is the new red. The Tories are nearly as bad.
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  2237.  @pandjbruno  The people of Totnes only wanted to sit in circles, give each other back-rubs and live in polyamorous sex communes whilst weaving scarves made from free range wool to sell to tourists. Then along comes Sargon in his panzerwagen, spewing hatred and bigotry. Totnes townspeople wept tears of pure soy. Which they bottled and sold to Chinese restaurants.
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  2238. FIRST! 'cos I've got white privilege. The BBC claims systemic racism enabled me.
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  2239. Agreed. Or call on somebody like Callum or Carl Benjamin. But no, the BBC chooses to interview anti-vaxxers who are clearly numpties and have difficulty speaking on camera.
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  2240.  @zt7489  I feel your pain.
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  2241.  @rollotomasislawyer3405  I love your name!
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  2242.  @disbeafakename167  ...and drinking Bud Light makes men turn que*r. That's why I'll never drink it.
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  2243.  @Adam-sd2ow  That works too, but I was thinking "Amber Heard = turd". But maybe you knew that.
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  2244.  @joer9156  Welby is a bit like Jesus. Born Jewish, turned Christian, unsure about who his real father is.
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  2245. If Putin was a woman, Boris would get her pregnant.
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  2246. Tony Blair is worth tens of £millions. His wife and his son are each worth tens of £millions more. Fidel Castro died with an estimated personal wealth of $900,000,000.
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  2247. I never accept advice from a bloke who can't get laid.
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  2248.  @russellbree6458  Any person who offends the Clintons will be unalived.
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  2249. 68% of all statistics are completely made-up and invented.
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  2250.  @josh656  I WANNA SEE THAT MOVIE!
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  2251. @SirSnufflelots It'd be f*ckin' glorious.
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  2252.  @MykeLewisMusic  We're showing our age.
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  2253.  jhøñ fřæñçī§ž  Hi.
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  2254. The EU and the WEF love Big Pharma but despise small farmers.
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  2255. We need more blind fighter pilots. Otherwise it's waycist. Or something.
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  2256.  @eastenderirl7607  At least if I was gay, other gays wouldn't murder me if I went straight again.
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  2257.  @FMK03  Writing the word correctly might trigger YouTube's algorithms into cancelling me. Same with the N-word. Gays and black folk use those words about themselves all the time, but if I adopt the terminology my comment might be rendered invisible.
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  2258. I'd like the Israelis to call in an air strike on Hamas in Rochdale.
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  2259. AY UP LOTUS EATERS! (A comment which 2 Tone might endorse 'cos that's what he leaves on these videos.)
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  2260. Coppers here in the UK have protected kiddy-fiddlers for decades. I mean - they can't grass up their mates from the Masonic Lodge, can they?
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  2261. Hahahahaha!
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  2262.  @SmoothCode  I've never trusted Jesus since he tried to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  2263.  @lmaololroflcopter  Accusing people of the R-word is like accusing somebody of witchcraft during the 17th century. Zero evidence required.
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  2264.  @lmaololroflcopter  Sometimes election results aren't faked, they're just "fortified".
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