Comments by "Ray Purchase" (@raypurchase801) on "Johnny Depp Sails off into the Sunset" video.

  1. ADVICE TO EVERYONE CONSIDERING MARRIAGE: Observe how your intended interacts with his/her family. If they all dislike each other, walk away. If your intended is loving and happy with his/her parents and siblings, go ahead because that'll be your future as well.
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  2. ADVICE TO ANYONE CONSIDERING MARRIAGE: Avoid marrying a narcissistic drug-abusing bipolar bisexual actress. What part of that do you imagine would produce happiness?
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  3. Mr. Depp is a bigger man than Prince Harry will ever be. When Meg sh*ts on Harry's bed, he smiles and pretends it's scented like roses.
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  4. I'm looking forward to a Netflix TV series about this, but it might need to wait for ten or more years.
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  5. How about Robert Newton? "Aaaarrgghhh, Jim Lad..."
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  6.  @curiositycloset2359  I wonder if this is the first time in human history that those three words have been combined: "Tangentially pirate related".
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  7.  @Mixfix87  Agreed! Seamus from Family Guy and the Sea Captain from The Simpsons would be speechless without Mr. Newton to imitate.
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  8.  @imnotyourbuddyguy9713  "Who is Errol Flynn"? Search YouTube for "The Sea Hawk 1940" or similar. Although Flynn's character in this movie was a privateer, not a pirate.
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  9.  @curiositycloset2359  Also, Graham Chapman wrote the Dead Parrot sketch.
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  10.  @jhpfdijtuiweruot  Your comment expresses great wisdom. People should remember your line whilst watching the TV news.
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  11.  @bignickenergy3525  Mr. Curry's best role was as the horned bloke in "Legend".
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  12.  @wrongthinker843  Biden looks at a goldfish and is jealous.
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  13.  @krileayn  True, but Amber might have misunderstood. It appears she was unfaithful and bonked James Franco. I mean the actor, not the duck from the movie "Ted".
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  14. Did she kill Johnny's dog?
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  15. Disney regards their viewers as sex objects.
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  16.  @lars1296  True. But imagine if Prince Harry had taken this advice. Meghan was divorced, she was disliked by her siblings and had fallen out with her father. Based upon all of the available evidence, was Meghan a good marriage prospect?
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