Comments by "Ray Purchase" (@raypurchase801) on "Clarkson’s Farm Wars" video.

  1. Clarkson is my hero. He was in a Fiesta and got chased around a shopping centre at night, by baddies in a black Corvette. Then he, Hamster and the Captain drove some Interceptors and shot a bad guy who was wearing a fez, blew up a speedboat driven by a bloke wearing a different fez and drove in front of a business jet, to stop it from taking off with gorgeous bikini-clad babes on board. Plus Clarkson built the best motor home IN THE WORLD, only for it to fall off a cliff whilst he ate an ice cream. Clarkson is the hero we need but don't deserve.
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  2.  @orenmontgomery8250  Best cycling safety advert ever: "CYCLISTS - RED AND GREEN - LEARN THE DIFFERENCE".
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  3.  @TheAzureNightmare  Clarkson should've asked the Stig to apologise on his behalf. We'd still be waiting.
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  4.  @tomhildenfigger8982  I want Jezza, Hamster and the Captain to form the next government. Jezza as PM, Hamster to do all the interviews because the ladies think he's cute, and the Captain to do all the actual work. The Stig can do PM Questions in the House. Saves work for the stenographer.
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  5. A great man being attacked by jealous haters. Jesus Christ had the same initials as Jeremy Clarkson. 2000 years ago, JC got nailed to a cross. These days you just get cancelled.
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  6. Keep your Second Amendment. And your powder dry.
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  7.  @luxie8097  I asked the Stig his opinion. He said nothing against Clarkson.
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  8. The same view as every unwoke male in the UK.
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  9.  @Qardo  Clarkson has the best flaws... IN THE WORLD!
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  10.  @dubiousn00b24  Jezza's Top Gear resembled a TV situation comedy. Imagine Sid James, Kenneth Williams and Bernard Cribbins making a car show in the 1960s. With Charles Hawtrey as The Stig. Testing Zodiacs, Victors and Oxfords around the track. Hattie Jacques and Kenneth More as guests in reasonably priced cars.
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  11.  @entropybear5847  I agree with every word Jezza utters.
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  12. Peter Griffin got it right. "Shut up Meg".
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  13. The greatest mad lad... in the WORLD!
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  14. Ha!
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  15. US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're completely f0oking ourselves.
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