Comments by "Ray Purchase" (@raypurchase801) on "🙏BE THANKFUL FOR COVID COMMUNISM." video.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, ANDREW: Please stand for Parliament at the next general election. Stand as Keef Kuntabout. You are legally entitled to hold a public meeting (hustings). Sell tickets. Do 15 minutes as Keef. Short interval. Change of clothing. Appear in the middle of the audience as Prof. Gideon Micropenis. Short interval. Appear on stage as a Sergeant Detective Inspector from Twat Valley, giving advice about social distancing. Short interval. And so on. What a tear-up!
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@bigshoes806 I want Andrew to stand for Parliament at the next general election. He should stand under the name of Keef Kuntabout. I'd vote for him.
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@wulfengel He won't get elected but he'll get a sell-out audience every night. I don't know whether selling tickets will contravene the expenses regulations. If necessary, donate any profits to charity. Point is: He'll be back doing live gigs.
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Johnnie Smugface is yet another prick to be refused.
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