Comments by "Ray Purchase" (@raypurchase801) on "Get ready for the C4 Anti-Comedy Awards." video.

  1. I've had a DNA test and I'm 3% black. I'm also unwashed, unfunny with zero talent. I've ticked every box to win a prize at the comedy awards.
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  2. Not really. I haven't had a DNA test. I couldn't win anyway because I'm insufficiently gay.
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  3. As with Andrew, the giraffe can't help but stick his neck out.
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