Comments by "Ray Purchase" (@raypurchase801) on "The Telegraph" channel.

  1. Not a lot of diversity among the thieves...
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  2. Sue them for damages.
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  3.  @roastingminer6919  Russia claims it's Islamic State. They'd prefer it to be Ukrainians, but it's not.
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  4. Some cultures are better than others.
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  5. Hiding in Gary Lineker's house.
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  6.  @imhere8380  Some assailants are indeed of European descent. The proportion of non-Europeans in these attacks is much, much greater than their percentage in the population.
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  7.  @charliewain6852  He was frustrated because he couldn't find his destination. Loads of fast food counters but he couldn't find the one he needed. Kept shouting, "Where's Alan's Snackbar?" Maybe.
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  8. He was correctly described as a Christian man from Newcastle. I expected a bloke wearing a striped football jersey, swigging brown ale and talking with a Geordie accent.
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  9. Humza blames hu ite people as well.
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  10. Hidden by sympathisers.
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  11. How do we know they're "hypersonic"?
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  12. Happened at a concert a couple of years ago, here in the UK.
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  13. He's hiding under Gary Lineker's bed.
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  14.  @Dana-ie2bh  France is sending troops to show Ukrainians how to surrender.
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  15. A misleading and inflammatory title. The woman refused to show her ticket to an inspector, and went absolutely ballistic, shouting abuse and foul language at the person who'd asked very politely. Hence the police attending. Some cultures are better than others.
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  16.  @alanwhite6730  The BBC will blame Trump and Brexit.
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  17.  @lazaropeedro8881  THEFT? Koran demands her hand should be cut off.
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  18.  @ukchris64  Archbishop of Canterbury's bed. In return for 5ectu4l favours. (Special spelling so the Al Gore rhythms won't cancel me.)
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  19.  @roastingminer6919  It's been on multiple news bulletins. But maybe that's fake. We're being told to believe what we're supposed to believe.
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  20. More successful than Rishi's Rwanda plan. At least NK's rocket took off.
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  21.  @salemalnuaimi602  Hahaha!
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  22. @Ardwick-Crome This diversity is arriving in Irish bogs as well.
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  23.  @darkwoods1954  The afr irght, inspired by Trump, Brexit and climate change.
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  24. Have they searched Gary Lineker's house?
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  25.  @PhilipBaker-sf4yv  True. The first casualty of war is truth.
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  26.  @alanwhite6730  Lindsay Hoyle will blame white fundamentalists. Galloway will blame Israel. Starmer will blame the Tories.
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  27.  @seankingwell3692  Being investigated by coppers dressed as rainbow bumblebees.
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  28. No description provided. That usually means one thing.
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  29.  @buzz5695  If somebody set it on fire, would I be allowed to extinguish the flames by peeing on it?
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  30. The ship was presumably heading towards or from Rome. The shape of the amphora (jars) is always unique to the region of origin. Certainly trading within the Roman world.
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  31. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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  32.  @yannikoloff7659  Agreed. The title is clickbait.
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  33. Hiding under Gary's bed.
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  34.  @ChristineRead-ck1uq  Couldn't possibly be the peaceful religion. Rishi's speech told us everything would be sweet and lovely, provided we all smiled and held hands and gave each other warm thoughts. Perhaps the peaceful people misunderstood how to make things warm.
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  35.  @martindornan1667  Our "first past the post" electoral system is at fault. In Scotland, it enables the SNP to obtain a disproportionate number of seats, greatly exceeding their share of the vote. Across the UK, an alternative party such as Reform could obtain one third of the national vote without winning a single seat. UKIP couldn't have won ANY seats in the European Parliament if the first past the post system had been used.
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  36. Both.
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  37. This is HILARIOUS! What a bunch of numpties! Ellwood got into trouble a couple of months ago. He published a video in which he claimed the Taliban's return in Afghanistan was a good thing. This protest is unlikely to be covered by the BBC unless they can blame this protest on the afr irght or Brexit.
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  38. I'm sorry, I haven't stopped laughing yet. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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  39. Maybe wine. I dunno.
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  40.  @HamidIsmail-fc7jk  Amphora would usually contain wine or oil. The amphora and their contents would be sold. The value of the cargo would be the wine or oil. A bit like crates of tea in the 18th century. Empty amphora wouldn't normally be taken back afterwards.
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  41.  @maxmat2874  I wonder whether the people injured in the attack had to wait for 27 hours in the A&E, as we do in the UK.
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  42.  @charliewain6852  THANKS! No copyright. Please write something similar elsewhere.
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  43.  @clownofthetimes6727  Westminster should call a snap Scottish referendum on independence right now.
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  44. POTUS blames Trump. Greta says it was caused by climate change. Here in the UK, the BBC would blame Brexit. And Trump. And climate change.
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  45. BBC blames Trump and Brexit. Maybe.
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  46. A man was seen fleeing. No description given. Brown? White? Green Martian? Hoodie? Jeans and trainers? Dressed as a furry?
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  47. The BBC will blame Brexit, Trump and climate change. Plus the afr irght.
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  48.  @kumstuke  I left a comment here which has been deleted. We're not allowed to ask who did this.
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  49. Nearly made it to safety.
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  50.  @soupcangaming662  Depends on the distance to an airfield. Think of Sully's miracle on the Hudson. If there'd been a ferry in Sully's path, everybody on both the aircraft and the ferry would've died.
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  51.  @imhere8380  That's utter bull poo-poo.
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  52.  @NotAnotherTheory  Correct, but "Persons from a culturally-Christian background" is too long a phrase.
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  53. But if I burn their holy book, they'll murder me.
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  54. No. Andy paid to make the problem go away. In the 1960s, a German woman who'd bonked Paul McCartney before the Beatles became famous claimed he'd made her pregnant. Paul couldn't disprove the claim and settled out of court. Decades later, Paul's "daughter" demanded further money from Paul. By now DNA testing was available. It was proven the "daughter" wasn't Paul's offspring at all. All of these claims against Andy might be false.
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  55.  @steveb890  THANKS! A hypersonic weapon (if the Russians have any) might be used against a US or British carrier, but would be wasted against an ordinary building. How much would such a weapon cost? And what's the value of the building it demolished? Decades after the fall of communism, Russians still don't understand economics.
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  56. Plus the five subsequent Tory PMs who continued the policies of the war criminal.
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  57. @user-rc2xt1gt7b Sue her for damages.
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  58.  @diogenes.  Perhaps the amphora contained Bud Light. "Nah, nobody's gonna buy this, we'll just chuck it over the side".
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  59.  @TabsT-vy5jy  Gallows humour. We're all doomed anyway.
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  60. The BBC claims Brexit caused this. Or Trump did. Or climate change.
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  61. Everyone gets dementia unless we die first. Mr. Stewart remains more lucid than Joe Biden.
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  62.  @icedriver2207  QUESTION: If I saw this book on fire, would I be praised or condemned for extinguishing the fire by urinating on it?
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  63. Hundreds of them. Scarcely any speak English.
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  64.  ivanbeach1665  This is true as well.
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  65. I'm British. I demand reparations from modern Italy, 'cos of their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia. Ancient British Druid Lives matter. Gimme munny n reparashuns n sneakers n sheet.
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  66. Identical logic was used by the failed Austrian painter. He claimed that historically, the Russian steppes and the whole of Europe were Germanic. "We're just re-occupying our ancestral homelands". As with Israelis returning to Palestine after an absence of 1900 years. What happens next?
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  67. Putin does this kind of thing to his own political opponents. Fake prosecutions in order to belittle the government's opponents. Keep them too busy to run for office. I N E VE R T H O U G H T I T C O U L D H A P P E N I N T H E U S A .
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  68.  @fiskrond9212  Does Drakeford blame hu ite people as well?
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  69.  @xenomorph733  The Uniparty. An electoral system which f0oks us.
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  70.  @voice_of_reason5604  Correct.
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  71.  @roastingminer6919  News coverage on British TV. I mean - the mainstream media never lies, does it? Maybe they lied to me and millions of others.
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  72.  @PumpkinHoard  I don't know whether to trust ANY of the news reports. My first instinct was to trust the reports it was an his lamb ick group (cre4t1ve 5pell1ng). Alternative claims suggest it was a Ukrainian attack. I've read it might be an attack by an his lamb ick minority in Ukraine, in vengeance for the Ruskies giving them a big kicking.
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  73.  @roastingminer6919  Been on the radio news this morning that his lamb ick state has claimed responsibility. Dunno if it's true. His lamb ick state, Russia and the BBC are all liars.
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  74. Very sad to see how many comments are disappearing.
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  75. I hope he's one of the few Tory MPs who'll keep his seat after 4th July.
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  76. The West is borrowing $billions to fund Ukraine. Russia is borrowing $billions to fund its war. They're both borrowing from the same sources. The lenders have a vested interest in maintaining a forever-war with no outcome.
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  77. Metropolitan Police Farce.
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  78. I saw him riding Shergar.
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  79. November 5th is a special date here in the UK. It's the date when, just over 400 years ago, a traitor was arrested for trying to blow up Parliament. It's been commemorated every year since with fireworks on November 5th. Trump needs to save the USA from the traitors who seek its downfall.
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  80. Macron is sending French troops to help the Ukrainians surrender.
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