Comments by "Ray Purchase" (@raypurchase801) on "" video.

@spitfiremark1a768 In a space ship which resembles a tennis shoe. With a two-headed captain and a hot gal named Trillion.
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@spitfiremark1a768 Don't panic!
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@michellewerries7433 Damned right. I wore long johns throughout every winter. But our griping resembles the Four Yorkshiremen sketch. "Oh aye, I call them long johns, but they were really just pieces of newspaper from shoebox in middle t'road".
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@spitfiremark1a768 Carry a towel and don't panic.
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@spitfiremark1a768 We used to sit in a circle and warm our hands on the radiated heat, as Dad sucked Polo Mints.
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@spitfiremark1a768 Zaphod Beeblebrox for POTUS! Two heads are better than one. Making speeches from his bath tub would make more sense than the present incumbent.
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@winstonsmithsoul Mr. Adams warned us about the likes of Vogon Prostetnic Jeltz, but we didn't listen. Now Jeltz and his ilk run half the western world.
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@katielain6519 Yep. Same here.
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@pollyparrot8759 Back in the day, I was a Tory Thatcherite activist. I allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. But I love the image you've put in my mind.
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@pollyparrot8759 Me too. I lost my heart to her instead. Leftists claim she stored boxes of childrens' hearts in a box.
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