Comments by "Ray Purchase" (@raypurchase801) on "" video.

  1. Jesus wasn't the Messiah. He was a very naughty boy and a missionary of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He was a ship's carpenter on a pirate ship. He got drunk at the marriage party in Canaan and threw tables around in the Temple, both typical pirate behaviour. The feeding of the 5000 actually utilised dried pasta and fish stock, like a giant pot noodle, which is the only way it could have been achieved. Both the Methodists (sorry, Jews) and the Romans saw Pastafarianism as a threat to their own religions and bumped Him off. If you've no idea what I'm wittering about, search Google for the "Flying Spaghetti Monster". Have a good ChrisFSMas.
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