Comments by "Ray Purchase" (@raypurchase801) on "A boy who could not read and write until he was 18 becomes a professor at Cambridge University" video.

Diane says she can count to 19 on the fingers of one hand.
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The RAF would grant him a commission.
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There are web-based companies which will sell you a doctorate in Jedi Studies. You pay some money and get a very nice certificate to frame and hang on your wall.
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@DieFlabbergast Easy to get to places like Oxbridge if tutors permit "adjustment" on the grounds of diversity. I'm a middle-aged white bloke with a dodgy hip. If somebody will adjust my times to allow for my disadvantages, I could make the next Team GB 100 metres Olympic squad.
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@lylecrawford2794 Learned and learnt: Diversity in action.
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@sandgrownun66 Diane says all three spelling options are correct.
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@lylecrawford2794 That's fascism!
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@englishciderlover7347 Diane can count up to 50 if she removes her shoes and socks.
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@sandgrownun66 Yep.
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