Comments by "Ray Purchase" (@raypurchase801) on "The Critical Drinker" channel.

  1. If this was a Disney movie, Idris Elba or Samuel L. Jackson would've played Napoleon.
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  2. I'm British and confused. Is Ron Swanson the paraplegic who lives next door to Peter Griffin?
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  3. Disney would've hired Samuel L. Jackson to play the part.
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  4. You too?
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  5.  @callmecloudy6225  Disney claims a man can be a woman. Same kinda sheet.
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  6.  @michaelkeegan9260  I'm disappointed the Little Mermaid wasn't played by Denzel Washington.
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  7. How many hours would that take? I'm just pleased Samuel L. Jackson wasn't cast in the role.
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  8.  @SingleTrack66  Surely every mermaid would have scaly green skin. Wholly unrealistic depiction of real-life mermaids. I want the NEXT remake to cast Denzel Washington in the lead role, for the sake of gender diversity. Why can't mermaids have penises? Yeah that'll make the film more interesting to its main audience of pre-pubescent children.
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  9.  @kroon275  I recall South Park's take on the fourth Indie movie. The boys discovered Spielberg and Lucas sexually abusing Indie and feckin his arse. Seems this movie might be worse.
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  10. More people will watch this video than some Disney movies.
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  11.  @gauthierlagrange490  THIS IS TRUE! YOU CAUGHT ME! Alternatively, there's the portrayal of Napoleon in the Bill and Ted movie. Eating all the ice cream and loving the water slides.
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  12.  @DravgonPL  I had a cat who used to eat you, Whiskas.
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  13.  @RealRoknRollr3108  Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
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  14. Tom is highly professional. I always respect somebody who's excellent at his craft. Same with the best violinists, plumbers and school teachers. Dedicated people doing their absolute, most sincere best.
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  15. Imagining discovering your beloved uncle is a creepy pervert, with child-porn on his computer and little girls imprisoned as sex slaves in his basement. And you never knew until now. That's Disney today.
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  16.  @nathangriffiths6218  I don't want these movies to be "dark". My favourite movie of the genre (non-Marvel) is "Galaxy Quest". Hilarious and joyous.
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  17.  @dutchmansmine9053  So is Kathy Griffin Meg's unfunny sister?
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  18.  @MF_DUNE  I'm getting more Likes than you. Nuff said.
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  19.  kevinzhang6623  Great actors - Agreed, and so is Meryl Streep. Would Ms. Streep be well-cast as Napoleon? No.
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  20. @CharlesCharles-bb6qx Meryl Streep or Whoopie Goldberg.
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  21. Scott's biggest error is that Samuel L. Jackson wasn't given the role. Every reviewer (except the Drinker) would've praised the movie to the heavens.
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  22.  @todaythebirds  Haha!
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  23.  @Crispifordthe3rd515  Agreed Disney might cast Meryl Streep as Napoleon. But offer the role to Whoopie first.
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  24.  @Gaia_Seraphina  No, that would be a merman. Or perhaps the Danish word for "mermaid" isn't gender-specific.
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  25. Bring back Richard Greene.
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  26. B E S T R A N T E V E R .
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