Comments by "Ray Purchase" (@raypurchase801) on "DRIVETRIBE" channel.

  1. Two minutes of Hamster talking about his Jag, the Captain talking about sandwiches and Jezza talking about his farm are more entertaining than an entire series of Top Gear without them.
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  2. Five minutes of Hammond moaning about his Jag is more entertaining than an entire series of Top Gear without him.
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  3. If Hammond bought a pub, within hours it would be upside-down in a ditch and on fire.
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  4. I've got a '69 Alfa Romeo 1750 GTV. YOU . ARE . 100% . CORRECT. Use it or lose it.
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  5.  @craigbrown9574  Hammond's Jaguar is more than half a century old. Some older things are worth keeping. Some new things are not.
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  6. Agreed. I drove my '69 Alfa this afternoon. So many faults requiring attention. Lovely but I wish I'd never started.
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  7.  @davinnicode  These brilliant blokes created a show as funny as any sit com. Basil Fawlty isn't funny without Manuel and Sybil. Steptoe isn't funny without his son. You can't have a "Don't tell him, Pike" without both Mainwaring and Pike.
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  8. Shirts?
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  9.  @dinoboss1948  Dying in a TVR is cool. Dying in a Daewoo Matiz isn't.
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  10. James May complaining about a fault with his Tesla is more entertaining than an entire series of Top Gear without him.
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  11. British Leyland: "Let's design cars with very unreliable engines". MG Rover: "Why have people stopped buying our cars?"
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  12. James reviewing his watch collection would be more entertaining than an entire series of Top Gear without him.
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  13.  @thenotanclan  I would trust James May to marry my daughter, run the country, fix my plumbing and recategorise my stamp collection. Jezza would f*ck up all of these tasks in a hilarious way. The Hamster would put them all upside-down, in a ditch and on fire.
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  14. Agreed. I've got a car from the fifties and another from the sixties. In 30 years, petrolheads might be regarded as akin to whale-hunters or paedophiles. What's needed is a CHEAP off-the-shelf conversion to fit MGs, Minors, Escorts, Vivas and everything else. But 90 grand? F off.
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  15. Agreed. Jezza would glue himself to a chair. And Hamster would flip the chair upside-down and be taken to hospital.
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  16. Define "better".
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  17. Probably worth twice as much because it belonged to James.
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  18.  @nilo70  And well deserved.
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  19. No no no... It's Hamster who drives an electric car and puts it upside-down, in a ditch and on fire.
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  20. It would look better with a piano on its roof.
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  21. James May chatting on a park bench is better than Top Gear without him.
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