Comments by "Ray Purchase" (@raypurchase801) on "Leo Kearse" channel.

  1. If Diane loses her seat in the Commons, she'll be gifted a peerage in the Lords instead. You wait and see.
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  2. Leo makes angry rants FUNNY. Loads of truth-bombs.
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  3. Lots of work went into the editing for this. Well done, Leo and anybody who works with you. Funny how none of these arguments or facts are ever heard on the BBC.
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  4. Ban a certain book, unless all the anti-Jewish, anti-Christian and anti-woman passages are deleted. Also - delete all the passages which demand stoning people to death or chucking them off tall buildings. Calls to violence must not be permitted. Delete them, retain the rest. But there wouldn't be much left.
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  5. At the age of six, my son wanted to become a ninja turtle. The surgery wasn't available on the NHS, so we flew to Thailand and paid a lot of money to have a shell grafted to his body. That was eight years ago, and we can't buy a school uniform to fit over his body. Our son is increasingly unhappy. He's resents his parents for permitting him to undergo permanent life-changing surgery based upon a temporary childhood whim. I wonder whether pandering to the wishes of sexual predators who encourage children to adopt homosexuality is something similar.
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  6. It's almost as if Dr. Mengele created proteges who are continuing his handiwork.
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  7. Rishi's speech resembled Captain Smith blaming the passengers for his collision with the iceberg.
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  8. Tell a Muslim that Allah is a transgender non-binary deity. What happens next?
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  9. Campbell did the same job in justifying Blair's illegal war as Goebbels did in justifying H's war. At least Goebbels had the decency of leaving office by topping himself.
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  10. I wanna see updated versions of other shows. The Pink Panther as a black panther, wearing gang colours. Deputy Dawg as a gay black woman. Wily Coyote as a talented black rapper, cruelly oppressed by a white Road Runner who keeps him down cos oppression n sheet. Bugs Bunny as an intellectual mixed-race rabbit who's been raised in a one-parent family, but gets kneeled on by oppressive white vigilantes like Daffy Duck and Sylvester.
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  11. I miss the former era, when sick deviants were too ashamed to tell us about their perverted urges.
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  12. REMINDER: Don't buy a TV licence. But you already knew that.
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  13.  @johnbabin2269  The MPs created this problem for themselves.
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  14. Statler and Waldorf on the Muppet Show balcony were excessively cloth. Also, Miss Piggy was racially offended when she visited Kermit's family. All the frogs wondered how pink their tadpoles might be.
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  15. LEO IF YOU'RE READING THIS - You, Andrew Lawrence and a handful of other funny antiwoke comedians should form a political party and stand for Parliament. Hold a hustings and sell tickets.
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  16. They imagine their behaviour is new and exciting. Bowie was doing this gender-bending stuff half a century ago. Alice Cooper was doing the whole horror bit. Difference is - Those performers were original and talented.
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  17. I'd never heard of Jerry Sadowitz. Now I want to buy a ticket to his show.
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  18. For free? Yes please! I haven't used Plasticene since I was a kid.
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  19. I'm a white person in the south west of England. I spent 29 years as a Tory activist (don't judge me) 'cos I assumed the Conservative Party would be strong on immigration, defence, policing and the economy. We were both wrong.
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  20. Imagine if in 1940 we discovered millions of N4r zees lived in the UK.
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  21. The two-minute part - "It's hilarious!" He means "halalious".
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  22. Victoria imagines Leo made a joke about Zaghari-Radcliffe's hair loss.
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  23.  @thetruth-loveitorhateit7999  Imagine when Brand gets a cell alongside Assange. "Are you in here for telling the truth as well?" There's still an empty cell waiting for Leo...
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  24.  @jimmycampbell78  Which demonstrates he's telling the truth.
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  25. I like your spelling. I often use cre4tive spe11ing myself to evade the algorithms.
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  26. Anybody who aspires to be a comedian needs to be highly intelligent. Leo often shows in these discussions that he's much smarter than other people.
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  27. I wish it was possible for Leo to get elected to Parliament.
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  28. Nailed it.
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  29.  @99fruitbat94  They weren't diverse. No white people or Chinese or Pakistanis. They were all black. Where's the BBC's condemnation and outrage?
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  30. Loadsa diversity in Brussels too.
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  31. NONSENSE! Gary Lineker is the greatest black woman ever to play for England.
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  32. Gallows humour. A last laugh as western civilisation collapses.
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  33. The Irish president. Both black and tanned.
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  34. Love from the English south coast. In a manly, platonic way. No touching.
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  35. I used to be a Tory activist (29 years) until I woke up and realised how far left that party actually is.
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  36. BBC comedian. And that's something to be proud of because...?
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  37. Westminster (Central London) resembles the monuments of ancient Egypt or the Mayans. The stones of the magnificent buildings remain, but the people of the once-great civilisation which created them are long since gone.
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  38. Carrie Lineker is the greatest black lesbian ever to play for England.
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  39. There is SO MUCH FUNNY TRUTH in this video!
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  40. True. Nobody can be a good comedian without high intelligence.
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  41.  @lervish1966  The passengers have been screaming, "Look out! It's an iceberg!" since Enoch in the 1960s. They were all condemned as icebergists. Every officer on the bridge knew exactly what they were doing and deliberately rammed the iceberg.
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  42. The Republicans fought the wrong enemy.
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  43.  @svenjansen2134  A rent boy smeared with KY jelly.
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  44. EXCELLENT RANT. I look forward to the next and the next and the next.
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  45.  @danielpickess2027  Conspiracy realist.
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  46. Excellent idea. I dislike the idea of burning books (Hitler and all that) but wiping poo on them is good as well.
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  47.  @ColinH1973  Haha!
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  48.  @neilmclachlan3931  THANKS!
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  49.  @mrbaker7443  Remember when banks were capitalist, and offered accounts to people on the basis of whether a profit could be made? Instead of whether they agreed with the fashionable theory of right now? Ah the good old days...
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  50. I want Leo and Andrew Lawrence to book a theatre and do a show.
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  51.  @BlookbugIV  We all change as we mature. As a kid, I used to believe we lived in a great democracy where our best and brightest citizens would govern us wisely for the benefit, prosperity and safety of our country and people. Damn, I was so feckin wrong about that.
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  52. I hope Jezza runs against Khan.
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  53.  @lervish1966  Yeah but the passengers don't matter.
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  54. I wish the UK electoral system enabled heroes like Leo to become MPs. The kind of electoral turnaround which occurred in Holland would be impossible in the UK.
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  55. I want Leo to team up with other disreputable performers, such as Andrew Lawrence. Go on tour.
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  56.  @LeoKearse  The h eight monster is depicted as ginger. I mean - how h eightful is that?
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  57.  @monicatry1583  Banker's war.
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  58. Marc Jacobs: The perfume that makes your hair fall out.
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  59. BEST . RANT . EVER .
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  60. Selecting a figure skater on the basis of diversity is funny. But surgeons, police officers and RAF pilots are being selected on the basis of diversity instead of ability. What could possibly go wrong?
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  61. Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch about the Townswomens Guild of Sheffield's re-enactment of the Battle of Pearl Harbor. I just want all these women to stand in their finery in a muddy field and punch the eff out of each other.
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  62. I recall the opening of a Les Dawson monologue. "The first time I saw my wife, she was standing against a wall, shoving snuff up her nose with a billiard cue". That line would be misogynistic today and Les would be banned.
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  63.  @ronnyrudeboy7461  True. It's "gallows humour".
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  64. Leo is so BRILLIANT, he's on a par with Keef Fluffabout.
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  65.  @mattybbg6850  In the 1960s, he would've been required to ride at the back of the bus.
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  66.  @hetrodoxly1203  A horrible emotion, but sometimes it's justified.
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  67. Leo's bank will close his account in three, two, one...
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  68. Your comment is the best I've seen in weeks.
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  69. Three unfunny things: a.) Cancer b.) Leprosy c.) Any female comedienne.
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  70.  @paulthurston2883  I myself own a TV but refuse to buy a licence. I regard myself as a buccaneering pirate, seizing treasure and hoarding it. Yaarrrghh, sailin' the seas and plunderin' yaarrghh.
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  71. MAKE ORKNEY AND AVEBURY GREAT AGAIN!
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  72.  @newton18311  Agreed. But I click on Replies and yours disappears. Try writing 5h1t instead, to confuse the algorithms.
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  73. 4.30 - "A collaboration with Charlotte Church and the Dalai Lama". Hahaha!
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  74.  @johnjones4129  Nah, he uses a skateboard and takes short cuts through the sewers.
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  75. Leo is a Scot but we know what you mean.
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  76. 1 FIRST! 'Cos I used my siss temm ick Wight privilege, claims the BBC. Probably.
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  77. Somebody should rewrite the New Testament. It's about a really nice bloke called Jesus who's arrested on a fake charge, beaten by the cops, whipped, NAILED to a cross and, whilst he's hanging in agony, somebody gives Him vinegar to drink instead of water. Then he's stabbed with a spear and dies. It's TERRIFYING for kids. Let's rewrite it so that Jesus, Pilate, Mary Magdalene and Judas sit down and drink some tea, sort out the differences and give each other back-rubs. That'll make it better, right? Right? Yeah all good.
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  78.  @patdigney7945  Agreed. I left a reply above which I assume has been rendered invisible by the algorithms. Leo is a comedian, so he's allowed some artistic licence. Perhaps a chicken didn't actually cross the road. And a rabbi, a Catholic priest and an atheist didn't actually go into a bar.
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  79. Haha!
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  80. The only people who should be allowed to criticise the English are people like Leo.
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  81.  @neatwheat  The failed Bavarian's boring book actually contains less weightred than a certain other book. I've discovered my comment/reply gets deleted by the algorithms if I name the book. I also need cre4t1ve 5pelling.
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  82.  @neatwheat  I believe YouTube's algorithms remember certain phrases, proper nouns and words. Using those phrases again means the comment fails to post. Sometimes I leave a comment and immediately attempt to reply to it. The reply fails to post, telling me my original comment was deleted.
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  83.  @TrueNativeScot  I click on Replies and yours disappears. Whilst I regard your comment as fair, the algorithms felt wounded and cancelled your comment. Computer Algorithm Lives Matter.
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  84.  @sychosid5119  If they've been investigating for YEARS and this is all they've found, there isn't much going on. Except Brand slept with 200 women. I think some people are just jealous.
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  85.  @lordbezzington8435  Is that you, Clem?
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  86.  @trance_trousers  Unlike most of Brighton.
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  87. Telling truth is R-ist. IMPRISON HIM !!!
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  88.  @steveo4991  I come here for the videos. I linger for the wise and hilarious comments.
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  89.  @99fruitbat94  Yellow Brick Road.
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  90. I hope they don't lose their jobs.
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  91.  @jrallan4  Leo is funny, but sometimes the comments are just as good.
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  92. Damned right there.
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  93. "Big-boned singer". Hahaha!
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  94.  @LeoKearse  Deserved, moosh.
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  95.  @lervish1966  Everyone's been screaming since Enoch's famous speech. But nobody in power gives a fork.
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  96.  @judeleese7783  I encourage you to repeat the Titanic analogy far and wide. No copyright. I often leave comments about Anglophobia. This word deserves wider visibility.
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  97. I suspect Brian Griffin was the writer for this.
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  98.  @RogueRM  Dominic Frisby.
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  99.  @stardust2045  BRIAN GRIFFIN: "I'm not racist. I watch tons of black porn".
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  100. I'd settle for a free Tommy Robinson, a free Sam Melia and a free Sam Melia.
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  101. Always worked in Monty Python.
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  102.  @alf494  Leo is a comedian. He is allowed some elbow-room for his rant. Similarly, it's not a fact that the chicken crossed the road. Or that a Catholic priest, a rabbi and an atheist went into a bar.
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  103. Lots of comments have disappeared. A bit like being a free-thinker in Stalin's Russia. Express the wrong thought and you'll disappear. Woke sets you free.
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  104.  @gwensteddy2038  Yes.
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  105.  @robertarmstrong2470  Agreed.
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  106.  @richardballinger517  God was an Englishman anyway, so He'll forgive you. In case you don't know, you can edit your comment by clicking on the three little dots next to it.
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  107.  @richardballinger517  I don't care anyway. I'm Cornish.
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  108. Half my comments get deleted by the algorithms. Persons who posted covid conspiracy theories were banned.
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  109.  @MishikoPortugal  Haha!
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  110. Did you spit or swallow?
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  111.  @matsimurf_5900  Toast claims he gave my wife a pearl necklace. I asked her to show it to me and she just sniggered. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  112. @Anglo Saxon "Calm down, calm down".
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  113. @Anglo Saxon Couldn't make a TV series called "Boys from the Black Stuff" today. Bad title.
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  114. Brand is accused of having fo0ked hundreds of women. Lots of people are jealous of him. If every fo0king was consensual and the woman was aged 16+, he's done nothing wrong.
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  115.  @WilfChadwick  "One potato, two potato, three potato four eleventy seventy-six potato".
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  116.  @drummingtildeath  Did Starmer choose which persons should make the decision whether to prosecute? Perhaps Starmer selected persons who'd find the results he wanted. Allows Starmer to claim plausible deniability.
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  117. BRILLIANT RANT !!!
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  118.  @mrdunns3338  I'm nostalgic for the era when national socialists would resign in a bunker with a pistol to their head.
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  119.  @stardust2045  Search YT for "Family Guy - Fozzie Bear joke".
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  120.  @adv957  Olly Alexander identifies as a urinal in a gents toilet.
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  121. Identify as a desk? She fails to give me wood.
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  122. Antisemites roaming the streets, like Berlin in 1936. The Third Reich renamed streets and railways as well.
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  123. Transsexuals don't deserve a free pass at being mocked. Consider "Family Guy" and its gags about the Irish, the British, the French, the Jews, the blacks, the gays, the paraplegic, teachers, cops, the Chinese and 200 other categories. EVERYBODY gets mocked, and that's great. People who can't understand that should Foxtrot Oscar. Or go and pick a fight with a giant chicken.
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  124.  @nigelcarty8084  I'd settle for a free Tommy Robinson, a free Sam Melia and a free Alex Belfield.
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  125. COMING SOON FROM THE LEFTIST CLIMATE-CHANGE ACTIVISTS: We can save the planet by adopting a meat-free, cereal-free, fruit-free and vegetable-free diet. It worked brilliantly during the Holodomor genocide.
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  126. I remember a joke from that time. - Did you hear Rushdie's written a new book? It's called, "The Pope is a Knob-end and the IRA are a Bunch of Gays".
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  127.  @georgemccarthy1949  Bible isn't too bad. It's mostly legend and history, rather than exhorting heroes in modern times to slaughter their enemies with the jawbone of an ass. The New Testament would escape altogether. The J-man said "Love thine enemies", the M-man demanded they should be chucked off rooftops.
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  128.  @gwensteddy2038  Report AND deport.
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  129.  @phasematerialsresearch9319  Please seek the Flying Spaghetti Monster on line. Not EVERY religion promotes H.
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  130.  @pvt.reefer6163  I left a sensible non-height reply here yesterday but it's been deleted. Dunno whether it was the algorithms or a troll reporting me.
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  131.  @mthall621  Ban the publication and distribution of the book. Possession couldn't be enforced because it would be retrospective.
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  132.  @SilverSixpence888  Yes.
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  133.  @neatwheat  Yes I know, but I'm uncertain which wurds and frazes get my comments automatically deleted by the Al Gore rhythms. Hence the knead fur lotz ov cre4t1ve 5pelling. There are MANY worts I can't use any more. Will the A-word get my comment removed? I dunno! You understood to whom I referred and my comment remains visible, so it works.
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  134.  @neatwheat  YOUR comment remains visible. I've used those words in a comment in the past. Somebody falsely reported the comment as h speech. Now YouTube's computer says "No" and renders my comment invisible when I use them.
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  135. I suspect those meercats are gay, like Elton and David. We see their kids but we never see the mother.
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  136. The BBC claims you only achieved this via systemic racism. Your ethnically-adjusted position is 50th.
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  137.  @LeoKearse  LEO IF YOU'RE READING THIS - The cadet forces were prohibited from wearing uniforms at Bradford's war memorial on 12th November. Cops advised the new locals would've been offended and beaten them. I wonder how many Bradford lads died in the mud of Flanders or the dust of Gallipoli. Now their descendants get beaten up by the new arrivals. Diversity yay.
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  138. Cancelling funny comedians offers more opportunities for leftist unfunny comedians.
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  139.  @Ann-qf5vk  Thanks. I've also left comments, pretending to be a middle-aged white balding fatso who self-identifies as a Nigerian schoolgirl. I described how I enjoy using the school showers among naked girls of my own age, but way sists always beat me up 'cos I'm b1ack. Sadly somebody thought I was being serious and reported my comment. Now every time I leave that comment, YT remembers my phrasing and renders it invisible.
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  140.  @ca4brandon378  I wish I could find Castle Anthrax. Despite the peril.
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  141.  @hiim4212  FUN FACT: Child birth is hereditary. In other words: If your parents didn't have children, neither will you.
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  142. It's funny, Les Dawson never needed a stab-vest to protect himself from his mother in law.
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  143. "Jesus as a fat black drag queen". And if you or I object, we're the bigots.
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  144. Leo - Please create an entry for the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest. Wear a bra, sing like a girl, wriggle like a gimp, film the video at a party for rent boys recruited from dating apps. You'd be stunning and brave.
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  145. Drawing a picture of the 7th century paedophile slave-trader and doing a poo on it should become compulsory.
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  146. Consider the future prison population. "I was locked up for killing little children, but I'm not guilty". "I was locked up for robbing a bank, but I'm not guilty". "I was locked up for beating up old people during burglaries, but I'm not guilty". "I was locked up for making people laugh at the absurdities of modern culture, and I'm guilty as charged".
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  147. SUE HER FOR DEFAMATION! Sue her for £100,000 plus your legal expenses. donate the £100,000 to a charity of your choice.
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  148. A Muslim telling white people to be kinder to women. Wow.
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  149.  @mrjones9915  True.
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  150. I predict a huge Labour victory at the next general election. The Tories never lose elections because of swings to Labour. They ONLY lose because Tory voters stay at home. All four of these candidates will make Tory voters stay at home instead of voting.
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  151. @lucette55 THANKS!
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  152. Islam is like the Borg. Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Accept assimilation or be destroyed. They even worship at a big black cube.
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  153.  @marksaxby607  Back in the 90s I was speaking with a chap from a wealthy family whose father had been a Blackshirt. The father became an important adviser, finding targets in Germany for RAF Bomber Command. British Intelligence looked at the man's activities and loyalties, and decided he was a British patriot who'd misaligned himself before the battle lines were drawn.
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  154. The teacher intends to buy some catnip for the child. Tempt and lure the child into a secret place. Oh look, I've got catnip. Then indulge in sex.
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  155. I'm wondering whether Victoria did all of that because she's a virtue signalling leftie. Or whether it's because she's a woman.
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  156. Both you and I would be described by wokists as far right b1g0ts. In reality we're centrist.
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  157.  @buckass  Yes, Andrew Lawrence was cancelled because he'd made a funny comment. The leftist Stalinists cancelled him as a warning to others: Comply with our narrative or we'll destroy your entire career, in the name of protecting free speech. Andrew was lucky. In Russia, Putin would novichok him.
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  158.  @carljansen3118  If Labour disbands the Lords, the ONLY house will be the Commons with a 400 seat majority.
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  159.  @anonnemo2504  I wish the Tories would stand aside and cease contesting seats. They have no chance of winning. All the Tories can do now is steal votes from Reform and give Labour an easy ride.
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  160.  @clouddog2393  Diane will wear three shoes. One on each foot.
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  161.  @densalbeach1  I recall a TV documentary which dealt with the unnecessary, pointless and stupid experiments which Mengele carried out. Like the surgical operation on a little girl, which deleted her urethra (pee tube) and directed her urine into her rectum instead. Completely pointless, nothing of value gained. The story was told by the child's surviving twin sister.
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  162.  @LeoKearse  I miss the era when national socialists resigned in a bunker with a pistol to their head.
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  163. I WANT LEO KEARSE AS OUR NEXT PRIME MINISTER. With Andrew Lawrence as chancellor of the exchequer.
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  164. This is almost the first time the media has reported black-on-black crime.
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  165.  @Johnny-sj9sj  Is that you, Clem?
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  166. One day free speech will be illegal. I wonder how many of our comments and replies on this video will be automatically cancelled by YT's algorithms. I wonder whether this comment will survive.
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  167.  @LeoKearse  THANKS for your service to our people, Sir! All of your subscribers respect you for your work.
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  168. When Israelis get kidnapped and held hostage, they send in fighter jets and tanks. In Rotherham, kids get tied to the bed above a kebab shop with a queue of bearded blokes outside the door. But the bloke who chooses not to prosecute becomes Labour leader and the next PM. Has the UK fallen? Well duh.
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  169. It's sad that real-life lesbians don't resemble the ones on p*rno channels.
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  170. One of the few BBC comedians who hasn't yet called for - a.) The murder of white people, or - b.) For acid to be thrown into the face of politicians whom she dislikes.
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  171.  @araftryffan7804  Mohammed wore a dress. He also had a beard. Clearly transgender. Having sex with his prepubescent wife was an act of les81an love. Right?
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  172. Only free if you say what the deep state allows us to say.
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  173. John Wayne was bald as well.
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  174. It's a gay bloke who's greased-up with KY jelly.
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  175.  @jameswhite7997  Oh definitely!
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