Youtube comments of Ray Purchase (@raypurchase801).

  1. I'm British, and I've just spent the day in the glorious English countryside. Pub lunch. a nice walk. Lovely countryside. The lack of diversity didn't harm me in any way.
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  2. Looks like a good dad at the one minute mark, protecting his kid with his own body.
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  3. Here in the UK, I am disgusted by the anti-Trump / anti-Republican / pro-Democrat spin which the mainstream broadcasters put on their reports.
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  4. My grandparents used to say, "Stay away from coppers and hospitals". Excellent advice.
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  5. Being British is like being a passenger on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. The terrible tragedy has been set in motion. Nothing can stop it now.
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  6. Two minutes of Hamster talking about his Jag, the Captain talking about sandwiches and Jezza talking about his farm are more entertaining than an entire series of Top Gear without them.
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  7. Of course Hitler had a son. He had loads of them. They all work here in the UK as parking wardens.
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  8. At least in the States, a shop keeper can retain a shotgun under the counter. Here in the UK, a shopkeeper carrying a soup spoon could be arrested for possessing an offensive weapon.
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  9. Biden is the Chinese candidate. Like everything else from China, he'll quickly break and you'll need a replacement. That's when things will become dangerous.
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  10. I never blame foxes for what they do in the hen house. i only blame the people who held the door open and invited the foxes inside.
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  11. We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. The band plays on. Restaurant service continues. The bars are open. The beds are warm and comfy. Scarcely anyone understands the tragedy is set in motion and there is nothing which can now avert it. the worst part in the UK's demise is that the officers on the bridge deliberately crashed us into the ice berg, they knew exactly what the consequences would be and they did it anyway.
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  12. Being white and British today is like being a passenger on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. The lights are still on. The restaurants remain open. Scarcely anybody yet realises that a horrific tragedy has been set in motion and cannot now be averted. But this wasn't an accident. The officers on the bridge deliberately rammed the ice berg.
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  13. Groundhog Day. Another day, another Clinton-related death. Repeat.
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  14. This, THIS is why our British government won't allow us referenda.
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  15. I don't blame this corrupt judge. I blame those who appointed him.
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  16. I recall the 1970s, when we were told definitely and without any possible error, the globe would completely run out of oil before the year 2000.
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  17. Look at the criminal records of the rioters who were intending to murder Rittenhouse. Rittenhouse deserves a medal.
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  18. This is NOT violence. It's wholly justified to clear the road when it's blocked.
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  19. The BBC wants to describe Kemi as a far-right white supremacist but can't figure out how. Probably.
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  20. LEFTISTS: "Cuba is failing because the US won't lift its embargo". It's almost like socialism can't survive without the support of capitalists.
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  21. I recommend visiting the Great Dorset Steam Fair, held annually over the same weekend. 100,000+ visitors, more than 99% Wight. Several stages with live music all day and into the night. Lots of beer tents and stalls selling local farm cider. Zero police presence, zero stabbings. Some cultures are better than others.
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  22. President Xi Jing Ping is the President Elect.
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  23. Enoch was right. "We must be mad. Literally mad". There comes a point when it's no longer insanity. It's deliberate and intentional destruction.
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  24. I'm always surprised the results of the tsunami with the nuclear leak weren't bigger. According to most Japanese movies, this combination should've resulted in a mutant dinosaur rising from the sea.
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  25. This won't in any way encourage others to enter the UK illegally. Right?
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  26. You're far right if you love your country, respect Christian values, keep appointments on time, get an education, stay out of criminal activity and you're not a paedophile.
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  27. REMINDER: Whilst you're reading this, Julian Assange continues to rot in prison. His only crime was to expose criminality at the highest levels of government.
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  28. We're on the Titanic, two minutes after the collision. Most people don't realise what's happened. Table service continues in the restaurant. Drinks are available at the bar. The beds are warm and comfortable. Anybody who predicts disaster is proclaimed an alarmist. Yet the disaster has already commenced and the result is inevitable. I wish it wasn't so.
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  29. I never expected the line "Is the Pope a Catholic?" could be so important.
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  30. I'm not a biologist, but Novak is a REAL MAN.
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  31. When I was born, British cities had a non-white population of 1% or less. Today, many cities have a non-white population of more than 50%. The rate of change is accelerating. Who's getting invaded?
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  32. JEREMY CLARKSON: "I've had worse hangovers". Having had it myself, he's correct.
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  33. Every PJW video is a masterpiece.
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  34. In medieval times, the court jester was allowed to mock the aristocracy and even the monarch himself. These days, cracking a joke is illegal. Go figure.
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  35. It's not about disease. It's about keeping the population in a continuous state of anxiety and obedience.
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  36. "Next time I go to hospital for surgery, I want a surgeon who's black and LGTBQ rather than selected on the basis of ability" - said nobody ever.
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  37. I am the most hated person in the world, because I'm a white heterosexual male. I'm banned from applying for some jobs at the BBC. I'm at the back of the queue for a place at university. Every word I utter is scrutinised for any nuance of hostility. Memorials to my ancestors are pulled down. History is rewritten to exclude the accomplishments of my forefathers. False myths about my past are adopted to criminalise me. My children are routinely raped, but the police and the authorities refuse to act on their behalf because they're white. I am a white heterosexual male and the most hated person on Earth. Watch as civilisation collapses without me.
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  38. Joe travelled across this bridge on a train whilst going to his black church when he was a fire fighter during 9/11.
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  39. Sadiq Khan is Anglophobic. Change my mind.
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  40. Andrew Lawrence gets bigger audiences than the new Doctor will achieve.
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  41. Dame Gary Lineker is the greatest Afro-Caribbean woman ever to play for England.
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  42. CRITICAL RACE THEORY IN A NUTSHELL: Every bad thing in human history is the fault of white people.
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  43. We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. The lights are still on. The band is playing. Most people don't yet realise a horrific tragedy has been set in motion and has now become inevitable. Enoch was at the mast head and gave us plenty of warning, but the officers on the bridge are determined to ram the ice berg anyway.
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  44. Lineker is the greatest Afro-Caribbean woman ever to play for England.
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  45. Cho Bei Deng is the most honest US president in Chinese history.
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  46. As a Pastafarian, I despise leftist bigotry.
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  47. "I got waped and I can't stop telling people about it". I pity her for her horrible experience. I also pity her for her self-absorbed narcissism. "Look at me! I got waped! You can do the same as well!"
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  48. Imagine selecting mayors based solely upon their race, rather than ability. I hope air traffic controllers are never selected in this way.
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  49. Biden didn't plan this, doesn't know it's happening and will have forgotten it by tomorrow.
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  50. I'm sick of Anglophobia.
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  51. My little boy used to enjoy Doctor Who. We enjoyed going to car boot sales, buying cheap DW DVDs. He's now eleven. He decided for himself that Doctor Who has become rubbish. Without understanding any of the political shit-show or concepts like "pressing a propagandist narrative", he decided not to watch it any more. The BBC hit the Doctor with a brick, and kicked him until he bled to death.
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  52. China is laughing. "See? We always said democracy and liberty don't work".
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  53. I wish there was some way to defund universities of this kind.
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  54. Harry and Shamima Begum are soul mates. Both of them hate us but can't understand why we don't want them here.
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  55. The good thing about the Hamas protests is that we can now discuss multiculturalism's complete failure without being called way zists.
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  56. An anti-monarchist Liberal Democrat as the Conservative prime minister. What would you expect?
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  57. The UK is like the Titanic, one minute after the collision. Few people yet realise that a horrible tragedy has been set in motion, and cannot now be prevented.
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  58. Reading between the lines, it appears monkeypox is sexually transmitted between gays. But saying so is regarded as homophobic. It helps if you don't sexually abuse wild animals.
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  59. People need to keep a close watch on those ballot boxes.
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  60. I predict the new president, prime minister and the entire cabinet will accumulate HUGE personal wealth for themselves and their families. The Chinese are anticipating huge benefits for themselves.
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  61. I've been stopped by the police whilst driving several times. I've never possessed illegal guns, never tried to outrun the cops and never driven my car at a police officer. I've never been shot dead. Somehow my being alive might be linked to the other three facts, but I'm not sure.
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  62. Bring back Jon Pertwee! Yes I know he's dead, but he would still make a better Doctor than anyone the BBC would employ today.
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  63. We don't need a recount. The vote needs to be declared void. Carry out a fresh election in some states. No voting without ID. Then we'll know.
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  64. I recall a story from RAF ace Johnnie Johnson's autobiography. A day after the German surrender, a Luftwaffe bomber landed at his allied airfield in Europe. The pilot got out and asked for his aircraft to be refuelled and bombed-up, so that he could immediately join the western allies in attacking the Russians. He and his crew were immediately put into custody, but it's amazing to think some Germans actually thought that way.
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  65. I predict every cabinet minister will become phenomenally wealthy, whilst their people languish in poverty. Zimbabwe Mark 2 is on its way.
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  66. FUN FACT: I helped my 11-year-old with his maths during the Lockdown. I did a better job than his school. He became one of the top kids in his year. Now he's returned to school, his grades have dropped and he's in the remedial class. I'm expecting too much for wanting professionals to do their f*ckin' job like they're paid to.
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  67. We're on the Titanic, a minute after the collision. The lights are on. The band still plays. Most people don't realise a horrific catastrophe has been set in motion which cannot now be averted.
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  68. I'm delighted that we can now discuss multiculturalism's failure, without being accused of raze izm. Wouldn't have happened without the Hamas protests. Wouldn't have happened if their number one target was anybody except the juice.
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  69. Five minutes of Hammond moaning about his Jag is more entertaining than an entire series of Top Gear without him.
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  70. "If you tolerate this, then your children will be next".
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  71. Why can't these women go to Pakistan instead? Or a different mostly-Muslim state? Islam is a religion of peace. Obama and Blair told me so.
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  72. You're a better Brit than most native Brits, Mahyar. Bless you Sir, and keep up the good work.
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  73. As a middle aged white male, I'm DISGUSTED that I'm no longer allowed to get abortions. Somebody told me that I can't have abortions because I'm male. But how the hell would they know? They're not biologists.
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  74. The BBC will blame Brexit. Probably.
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  75. The families of the victims are wholly justified in taking vigilante action against this murderer.
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  76. This is becoming hard-core political persecution.
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  77. I watched an edition of "Police Interceptors" a few nights ago. For those who don't know, it's a fly on the wall documentary showing Lincolnshire cops in action. A description was given for a man with ginger hair and beard, who'd been kicking-in doors at a hospital. A copper saw a man of this description, stopped his car, confronted a man but it was the wrong ginger. They caught the correct ginger bloke a few minutes later. If the description had been of a black man with dreadlocks and the wrong bloke was stopped, there'd be a major enquiry, compensation demanded and questions asked in Parliament.
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  78. I'm pleased we've got universities offering degree courses to persons of below average intelligence. Let's cheer for degrees gained on the basis of skin colour. I'm delighted we'll get surgeons who would otherwise have spent their working life stacking shelves in supermarkets.
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  79. I'm British and in the UK. I look with utter horror, concern and surprise at the collapse of democracy in the USA. Hard to express my disgust without using F-words.
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  80. There was a Norwegian music hall comic during WW2. After his country was occupied by the Germans, he continued making satirical stage routines about the occupation, the rationing and the Nazis. He was arrested and imprisoned as a warning, but released when the Nazis believed he'd understood his peril. He went back on stage after his release, to a theatre filled with ordinary members of the public, collaborationists and Nazis. Everybody wanted to see how imprisonment had changed the man's comedy. The comic strode onto the stage, turned to the audience and gave a grand one-armed Hitler salute. All the Nazis and collaborators cheered. The comic said, "That's how high my dog jumped last night". Uproarious laughter from the patriots. Keep sticking it to 'em, Andrew. You're a f*ckin' hero. WE SALUTE YOU. And anybody who hates you is a Nazi or worse.
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  81. I'd welcome the Royal Navy's role in destroying slavery being taught in schools.
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  82. LABOUR: "I don't know why we're polling so badly". LOTUS EATERS: "Have you seen our video?" LABOUR: "You're RACISTS!" LOTUS EATERS: "Hahahahaha!"
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  83. Too much Anglophobia these days.
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  84. Simon is undoubtedly on a watch-list with the British Army's 77th Brigade. We send you our respect, Simon. Expect a cell alongside Julian Assange. "Are you here 'cos you told the truth as well?"
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  85. Interesting video from Paul Joseph Watson. A senior engineer at the sub's company raised concerns about the sub's safety and was sacked. The company's CEO is on record as disliking to hire 50-year-old white males. That's despite the fact that this is precisely the kind of person who's had decades of experience (often ex-military) and they know what they're doing. Instead, the CEO has gone all-out for diversity. One of the new women employees posted a laughing video about how funny it was to get her straight white employees to visit a drag show. Yeah, get your priorities right.
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  86. I loath and detest our entire British establishment.
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  87. None of this is Joe's fault. He remembers none of it.
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  88. "England is a garden, and gardens are not made By saying Oh! How beautiful! and sitting in the shade". --- Rudyard Kipling.
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  89. The best defence of free speech is to allow as many sources of free speech as possible.
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  90. I've never blamed foxes for what they do in the henhouse. Foxes simply do what's in their nature. I blame the persons who hold the hen house door open and invite the foxes inside. What would you expect?
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  91. Applies equally in the UK and all of western Europe.
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  92. I'd refuse to defend Ukraine's borders because our Quisling government declines to defend our own.
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  93. Truth is becoming illegal.
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  94. If Mahyar won a legal action, would the nutter who defamed Mahyar have enough money to pay the legal costs?
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  95. Imagine this situation in the 1980s. You'd have politicians like Cyril Smith MP and Clement Freud MP insisting your children were safe in their hands. The BBC would encourage vaccinations, with programmes hosted by Sir Jimmy Savile. The NHS would offer bonuses to Dr. Harold Shipman, so that he could vaccinate as many people as possible. We can all trust our MPs, the BBC, the NHS and knighted celebrities, right?
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  96. Every part of the world which functions properly does so because of British influence. To understand this, compare Canada and Australia with Spanish-speaking south America. After decolonisation, those countries which retained the best aspects of British civilisation have prospered. Countries which reverted to their own indigenous values have mostly become shit-holes. Compare India (a democracy) with Pakistan.
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  97. Reform and other alt-right parties need to make a pact. NEVER STAND AGAINST EACH OTHER.
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  98. I'm not advocating vigilante justice. But I can understand why some people might believe it's warranted..
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  99. I'd prefer the government to sue the RNLI for bringing thousands of migrants to the UK. Then do the same to the charities.
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  100. I hope the pub landlord is watching videos like this. He's a hero.
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  101. The shepherds invited wolves into our sheep pen. What happened next? I don't blame the wolves. I blame the shepherds.
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  102. Very nice to read Donald Trump's kind and loving tribute to Her Majesty.
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  103. A violent career criminal buys a gun. The car is stopped by armed police. The violent gangster leaps out of the car with a gun in his hand. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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  104. Too many disgraces. I can't count them all. Even if I was Diane Abbott.
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  105. I'm British. There's a farm shop near my town in the south of England. The farm was used as a temporary airfield for P47 Thunderbolts during 1943 to 1944. Ploughshares into swords and back into ploughshares. The farmers have erected their own memorial to the men who served. Hand-painted illustrations of P47s and some bowls of potted plants. American heroes are respected here. Half the cars in the car park are Japanese or German, but that doesn't matter. Together we taught them a lesson they won't forget. Now they trade with us as rivals, not murdering like monsters. May God protect the souls of all our fallen soldiers. They're all equal now.
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  106. If Diane loses her seat in the Commons, she'll be gifted a peerage in the Lords instead. You wait and see.
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  107. It would have been better than the lockdown. Herd immunity is preferable to herd stupidity.
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  108. Opposing paedophilia is far right. Heterosexuality is far right. Loving your country is far right. Go figure.
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  109. Nigel rejoining is the ONLY thing which would make me vote Tory again. I write this as a former (FORMER) Tory activist who spent 29 years as a member.
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  110. Next time "Braveheart" is shown on TV, every English person in Scotland should report the broadcaster for h eight crime.
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  111. Racism is derived from pattern-recognition. I see a Lego brick. Past experience tells me not to step on it in bare feet. I see a wasp. Past experience tells me I shouldn't try to caress it. I see groups of elderly white women or groups of young hooded Somalis. It's not racist to predict who's the most likely to stab me.
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  112. THIS is why GB News should pay Andrew to perform comic interludes. I want Andrew to review the morning newspapers, alongside the likes of The Guardian's Yasmin Alibhai Brown. Can. You. Imagine?
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  113. Perhaps the BBC could create a TV miniseries about the heroes of the Royal Navy, who smashed slavery and freed hundreds of thousands of slaves. No?
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  114. To detoxify yourself, watch any Clint Eastwood movie.
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  115. This a a planned coup d'etat. Trump remains POTUS for a few weeks. He needs to call in Homeland Security for an investigation into the postal voting in two or three specific states. If there's evidence of voter fraud, the Supreme Court needs to declare those results void and order a re-run, with NO votes allowed without voter ID. An illegal pre-planned seizure of power must be prevented.
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  116. I want GB News to hire Andrew for comic interludes and press reviews.
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  117. The lockdown is killing more people than Covid.
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  118. As a white person, I'm sick of racists hating me.
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  119. Two minute point: "Our democracy appears to be set up to give absolutely nobody what they want". Damned right there.
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  120. This 15 minute city legislation is being actively installed here in the UK.
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  121. Three most dangerous career choices in history: 1.) Drill rapper, 2.) Suicide bomber, 3.) Kamikaze pilot.
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  122. The Presidential election is a coup d'etat, a deliberate illegal seizure of power by the Democrats. Trump remains POTUS for a few weeks. He needs to call in Homeland Security to investigate mail-in votes in one or two specific states. If there is evidence of voting fraud, the Supreme Court needs to declare the result in that state to be void. Order a rerun, no votes allowed without voter ID. Done.
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  123. RIGHT WING? We're definitely NOT right wing. We're just Right.
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  124. REMINDER: As you sit in comfort reading these comments, Julian Assange remains in prison for telling the truth.
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  125. Imagine Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares, where the restaurant owner has HUNDREDS of rats in his kitchen. RAMSEY: "Stop throwing free food all over the kitchen floor and leaving the door open!" Imagine a country which allows EVERYBODY to enter and then gives them a free house. YOU AND ME: "Stop giving them free houses and leaving the border open!"
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  126. There was a comedian in Norway during WW2. He was locked-up for making anti-German jokes. Eventually he was allowed out. There was a big audience at his first post-prison show. Would he still be making anti-German jokes? The comedian walked on stage, turned to the audience and performed a beautiful Hitler salute. The Germans and collaborationist Quislings cheered. The comedian said, "That's how high my dog jumped last night". The Norwegian patriots cheered. Opposing and ridiculing authoritarianism raison d'etre for comedians.
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  127. "Biden beating about the bush". Biden can't find the bush. And he's forgotten where he left his stick.
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  128. LEBRON JAMES: "They're hunting us".
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  129. YOU'RE BACK! THANK GOD! YIPPEE! WELCOME, ANDY! REJOICE!
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  130. Only THREE policies are required for Boris to win a LANDSLIDE at the next general election: 1.) Get Brexit done. 2.) Implement strong anti migration policies. 3.) Absolutely nothing else needed. But making electoral fraud impossible will help a bit too.
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  131. So now we know why Boris didn't privatise the BBC.
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  132. Andrew is so BRILLIANT, he deserves a comedy series on BBC TV. Oh, wait...
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  133. Leo makes angry rants FUNNY. Loads of truth-bombs.
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  134. The only time in history when the sex trafficker was imprisoned but none of his clients were arrested.
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  135. I'm reminded of an episode of "Blackadder", when Edmund visits his doctor. The doctor prescribes leaches, on the advice of the leach-producing industry. Similarly, the pharmaceutical industry is prescribing pharmaceuticals, on the advice of the pharmaceutical industry.
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  136. Funny how Tony Blair, his wife and their son are all independently worth tens of £millions each. I'd like the HMRC to have a close look at their sources of income and the tax they pay. My guess is they've got it in off-shore tax havens. They probably pay less tax than you or I.
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  137. I'm British. Here in the UK, we have the legend of King Arthur, "the once and future king". If ever Britain is truly imperilled, King Arthur will return and save us. I regard Donald Trump as the "once and future POTUS". Come on, Donald! Both the US and the entire free world needs your leadership.
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  138. Rishi will lose the GE, resign his seat and be gifted a major job with the WEF or similar. You mark my words.
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  139. They flourish in TV adverts.
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  140. One day later, Biden can't remember any of this.
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  141. I trust the DUP far more than I trust the Tories.
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  142. ANDREW IF YOU'RE READING THIS: This is your best rant ever. Absolutely phenomenal writing and delivery. You are getting better and better.
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  143. The UK can't have a benefits system, council houses or an NHS with open borders.
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  144. Rittenhouse is an American hero. Equivalent to Paul Revere and the Minutemen.
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  145. Funny how these weirdos can never hold down a "real" job.
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  146. I prefer GB News to the other channels, but they're still just controlled opposition.
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  147. The worst part of "Three weeks to flatten the curve" is the first six months.
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  148. I long for the days when the Conservative Party was tough on crime, ran a well-managed economy, encouraged home-ownership and protected our borders.
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  149. Interesting to see how the mainstream media describes the terrorist as "British", in the same way the Christmas parade massacre was described as an "SUV accident". I'm British myself. I disassociate myself from this incident.
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  150. This is the moment when the Conservative Party committed suicide.
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  151. Most Conservative MPs aren't conservative. The other half are barely British. (No disrespect to Mahyar, it's NOT a "racial origin" thing, it's an identity thing.)
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  152. Win or lose, the lawyers ALWAYS get THEIR money.
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  153. Tucker's rant is completely truthful and insightful.
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  154. Here in the UK, the BBC would adapt old movies to replace white people with black folks. If you're in the UK, you know this is true.
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  155. STEWART: Hitler had a short haircut. Therefore everybody with a short haircut is literally Hitler.
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  156. I'm British and in the UK. 100% avoidance of this story in the mainstream media. Don't tell sheep that the shepherds have opened the gate for the wolves.
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  157. "Youth crisis". Yeah, don't describe it accurately. South Africa Mk. 2.
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  158. Eddie might be male, but he's an utter apology for a man.
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  159. I'm native British. My ancestors migrated across the Urals, hunting mammoth and aurochs, we crossed Doggerland in the snow and ice and we've been here ever since.
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  160. Sir Michael Caine was a private in this war. He's spoken about his experience of being cut off miles behind the Chinese lines. He and some other squaddies decided to crawl back through the Chinese foxholes and get back to their own lines. They all had a pee and set off. The squaddies were so close to the Chinese, they could smell the garlic on the breath of the enemy. He and the others got back by the skin of their teeth. Sir Michael has said, since that experience, he has never really been frightened of anything since.
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  161. NEVER FORGET: The BBC hates you. Hate them back.
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  162. Damned good video, Carl. Videos like this unite Yanks and Brits, plus Canucks and Kiwis and Aussies and many others. The swamp is worldwide. We all stand or fall together.
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  163. And THIS is why you shouldn't pay for a TV licence.
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  164. I wish the UK had an electoral system which didn't guarantee a Uniparty victory.
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  165. No voting in future without a photo ID. I expect the number of Labour POSTAL votes will have greatly increased.
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  166. Darn it, he so nearly earned 20 points.
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  167. Lots of work went into the editing for this. Well done, Leo and anybody who works with you. Funny how none of these arguments or facts are ever heard on the BBC.
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  168. Biden is like Grandpa Simpson but without the funny.
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  169. I'm hoping ULEZ will do for Khan what the poll tax did for Maggie.
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  170. Fugees always get priority in social housing. A fugee arrives, is granted "right to remain" and immediately invites his wife, kids and two lots of grandparents to join him. Obviously they'll get priority over a native-Brit couple who've put off starting a family because they've got nowhere to live. The native Brits can't raise a deposit for a mortgage because the exorbitant cost of renting privately means they're unable to save. Hence the collapse in the birth rate among native Brits and their inevitable replacement by Africans and Asians. All part of the plan.
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  171. Drake was never a pirate. Drake was a privateer. Completely different.
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  172. Interesting to observe how the BBC declines to cover this. Unless they can blame the afr irght.
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  173. I'm British. I live in one of the nicest, wealthiest towns in the UK. I went to the town centre yesterday, a Saturday five weeks before Christmas. The streets should be filled with shoppers but instead they were empty. A quarter of all the shops are permanently closed and boarded-up. Half the remainder were closed because there's insufficient trade to justify opening their doors. I went to a book shop, to collect some books I'd ordered online. The bookshop was closed, no browsing allowed, ring a bell and remain at the door until the order is brought. How the *uck can a book shop survive if they can't allow people inside to browse the shelves? The only good thing was the plentiful free on-street parking. The paranoid fear-mongering lockdown will crash the economy and kill more people than covid ever could.
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  174. There has been no greater theft of land from the English people, since Duke William stole our land from the English earls and freemen and awarded it to his invading army. The UK population has increased by more than 6,000,000 since 2000. The ONLY way to get a home in many cities is to rely on state or council housing. Homes are routinely awarded to the invaders in preference to the native people.
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  175. Macron needs some advice from the US Democrats, about fortifying elections.
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  176. Imagine a British astronaut returning to London,. a hundred years from now. A bit like Charlton Heston in the final scene of "Planet of the Apes". The astronaut sees Westminster Tower (Big Ben) toppled on its side. "You b4stards! Damn you all to hell!" The camera pulls back and the horizon is covered with minarets, with an audio track of the Muslim call to prayer. And that, folks, is what you and I have allowed on our watch.
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  177. I don't blame modern Germans for what their great grandparents did. Stop blaming white folk for what black, Arabic and white people did hundreds of years ago.
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  178. An excellent rant, as always.
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  179. I want Andrew to stand for Parliament. Zero chance of winning a seat but a great event for a great cause.
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  180. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW: "I don't particularly care about homosexuality, providing it's not made compulsory".
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  181. To be fair to Labour - The Conservative government with an 80 seat majority could've reversed most of the rotten Labour policies.
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  182. THIS is a good example of why GB News should hire Andrew for comic interludes, press reviews and so on. I've previously posted similar comments on other videos by Andrew. Forgive me if you've seen my comments before, but the idea has merit and it deserves repetition.
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  183. "We must be mad, literally mad".
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  184. KAMALA: "I'm ready to take over now, Joe". BIDEN: "Who's that?" KAMALA: "It's me, Joe. Kamala Harris. Your vice president". BIDEN: "No. I mean... who's Joe?"
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  185. It's sick that Tommy is no longer allowed to open a bank account. Same as Sydney Watson. Canadian truckers had their bank accounts frozen by Trudeau. People can't function in the 21st century without a bank account. That's why governments want to reduce the use of cash. Governments will control the vertical. Governments will control the horizontal. Welcome to the Outer Limits.
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  186. Hard to know who hates us the most: The Taliban or our own governments.
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  187. If Keir can't visit homophobic churches, he should never never NEVER visit a mosque.
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  188. Enoch was right.
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  189. Enoch was right. About everything.
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  190. "Next time I get surgery in the hospital, please get me a black surgeon whose exam figures would've failed a white person" said nobody ever.
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  191. Ban a certain book, unless all the anti-Jewish, anti-Christian and anti-woman passages are deleted. Also - delete all the passages which demand stoning people to death or chucking them off tall buildings. Calls to violence must not be permitted. Delete them, retain the rest. But there wouldn't be much left.
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  192. REMEMBER: The BBC hates you. Give it back to them.
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  193. My advice to school leavers: Train as a plumber. Unlike graduates, they're in great demand and highly paid. Unlike NHS surgeons, they can speak English.
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  194. It would be nice if the BBC restricted itself to broadcasting and nothing else.
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  195. Keef stole Andrew's phone (between drinks and tear-ups) and made the tweets which got Andrew into trouble. Andrew Lawrence is Innocent.
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  196. Hunter needs his Dad to become POTUS. So that he can be pardoned and let out of prison.
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  197. I hope Lee gets support from the members of his constituency association. I wonder what his position is on Andrew Bridgen being dumped.
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  198. I don't blame the incomers. I blame their enablers. Politicians, civil servants, charities, the clergy. MAKE GALLOWS GREAT AGAIN .
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  199. Hahaha! Andrew is brilliant! The BBC should give him a series! - Oh wait...
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  200. Having racist gardens is part and parcel of living in a big city.
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  201. TONY BLAIR: "Edukashun, edukashun, educashun". five minutes later TONY BLAIR: "Let's fight an illegal war by invading a foreign country, based upon lies which we ourselves created".
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  202. If you buy a TV licence, you're funding this.
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  203. Here in the UK there's the legend of King Arthur: The Once and Future King. In the US you've got Trump: The Once and Future POTUS.
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  204. Something similar happened during the civil war in Yugoslavia. Lots of relics had been kept active for filming movies about WW2. They were taken off the studio lots and pressed into service.
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  205. I refuse to fund an organisation which seeks my ethnic replacement.
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  206. And the sad fact is: Given the inadequacies of the British electoral system, we have no means of changing any of this.
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  207. I recall the scene from "The Outlaw Josey Wales", where Josey is instructing the homesteaders how to defend their house. Self defense against people intending to murder you is wholly justified. And sometimes you need to get plum mean.
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  208. Whichever side wins or loses, the lawyers always get paid.
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  209. Don't worry: If there's a nuclear threat against these islands, the SNP can perform an interpretive dance as a protest.
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  210. I detest the British Sky broadcaster. Please replace it with the Australian Sky News.
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  211. So sad. I never imagined the US could collapse in this way.
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  212. "We must be mad. Literally mad".
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  213. I want Keef Kuntabout as the next Doctor Who. "Oi you f*ckin' Daleks, p*ss off or I'll shaft you with my sonic screwdriver".
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  214. The entire populations of Somalia, Sudan and Pakistan could arrive in Kent and immediately be offered asylum. None would be deported. All would eventually receive an amnesty and a British passport. All would be offered a council flat ahead of the UK's indigenous population. And that, folks, is the UK in 2023.
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  215. Staggeringly truthful.
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  216. This is the Road to Hell.
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  217. Julian Assange, Alex Jones and other heroes are all being persecuted.
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  218. I've never disliked Meghan for being one-eighth black. I've never disliked Heather Mills-McCartney because of her missing leg. There are plenty of other reasons.
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  219. My garden is mostly peaceful, like London's stabbings and race riots.
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  220. 20,000 years ago, glaciers reached almost to the English south coast and sea levels were 120 metres (nearly 400 feet) lower. The great barrier reef was on dry land. Much of north Africa was forest grass land. The BBC claims climate change was caused by Donald Trump, Brexit and UKIP. Maybe.
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  221. Novak's no vax status is heroic.
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  222. Sensible people need to create cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed. It's an act of righteous resistance.
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  223. Maggie had the right idea. A senior Spaniard was invited to Downing Street. So she borrowed a 19th century painting to hang on the wall behind her for the meeting, showing Lord Nelson accepting the surrender of some Spanish captains. The Spanish bloke had the painting glaring at him over her shoulder, throughout the entire meeting.
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  224. THE LEFT: "In order to preserve free speech, we'll ban any speech we dislike".
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  225. We should spare a few moments to accept Elon is the most successful African immigrant to the USA in history.
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  226. The most strange and useless chancellor SO FAR.
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  227. We'll have loads of Sudanese adults, claiming to be 14 year old Ukrainians.
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  228. I've got a friend who works in the local hospital's lab. He analyses loads of blood samples. He's noticed loads of these blood samples are clotting in an unusual way. He raised it with his supervisor and was ordered to shut his mouth if he wants to keep his job.
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  229. RESTAURANT MANAGER: "I can't understand it, we keep leaving my restaurant's door open and food on the floor, and rats keep entering my restaurant". HOME OFFICE: "I can't understand it, we keep offering free houses and state benefits to illegal migrants, and they won't stop entering the UK".
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  230. Laughing at an illegal joke is a hate crime. Expect to be arrested, handcuffed and strip-searched by a gay policeman, or a policewoman who resembles your gay nana.
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  231. It's barely started. 30 years from now, the UK will resemble Yugoslavia in the 1990s. Maybe less than 30 years. When it happens, the BBC will blame the r - ist British countryside. And Brexit.
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  232. Lots of monkeys are saying, "Hey it's YOUR disease now, leave us out of it".
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  233. Andrew deserves his own TV series on the BBC or Channel 4 oh hang on...
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  234. Netflix wanted to fund a TV series about the Black Army, until they realised they'd misunderstood the name. Probably.
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  235. I lived in Nigeria as a tiny child before independence. My father was a professional involved in building a hospital. Wonderful place. Nigeria could've had a great future if the British had continued running it. Every African country which reverts to its own ethnic values becomes like Haiti.
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  236. Kids watching Joe Biden's interviews will be unable to speak coherently.
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  237. Now we know why Andrew can't get a job with the BBC. He's too white. And too funny.
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  238. MICHAEL CORLEONE TO FREDO: "You're my brother and I love you, but don't ever go against the family again". Harry has proven himself untrustworthy and disloyal. His Family can never ever share confidences with him again, without the private discussion being misconstrued and plastered across the tabloid headlines. Question: What happened to Fredo?
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  239. Next video: "HITLER'S MISSING TESTICLE".
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  240. Excellent research by you, Mahyar.
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  241. I had Jewish neighbours, who declined to shake my hand because they regarded me as "unclean". Unimportant to me, they made no trouble, I helped them with trivial jobs which they couldn't perform on their Sabbath. But can you imagine a white Brit refusing to shake a hand because it belongs to a black man or a Muslim? The people who run society are those whom we dare not criticise.
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  242. We've imported so many P4k15tan15 to some cities, they can elect their own MPs.
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  243. THIS is why Andrew should be hired by GB News for comic interludes.
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  244. I wanna go back to the 1960s and change the Conservative Party's system for electing its leaders. Enoch would've been the Tory leader. No entry to the Common Market. No mass irrigation. (Ce4t1ve spelling to dodge the Al Gore rhythms.)
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  245. The BBC hates me. I hate them back.
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  246. If Marine wanted this charter, he'd call her waycist.
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  247. We need Nigel to commence a campaign for electoral reform.
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  248. There was a politician here in the UK during the seventies. He was reading his teleprompt directly into the camera. He saw the line "WITH A SINCERE SMILE" and, instead of giving a sincere smile, read the line.
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  249. The BBC, The Guardian, CNN etc.: "Everything which doesn't comply with our own narrative needs to be banned in the name of free speech".
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  250. The greatest black man in British history is King Gezo of Dahomie, who ordered that at his funeral, hundreds of slaves should be beheaded with their blood funnelled into a pit, to float his coffin-canoe. This horrific event was witnessed by British merchants, who reported back to London. This led to the Royal Navy being tasked with destroying the slave trade worldwide. Will English Heritage mention this? No chance.
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  251. One day, we native Brits and those newcomers who share our values must stand "for the ashes of our fathers and the temples of our gods". Then it will all kick off. I wonder whether the police will stand with us, or oppose us and side with the invaders.
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  252. Let's all adopt African values. Let's make the entire US like Detroit.
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  253. Within a few decades, the UK will resemble Yugoslavia in the 1990s. If it's coming, I prefer it to be sooner rather than later. Every day we get weaker whilst they get stronger.
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  254. Joe's vote-rigging will be INSANELY desperate this time.
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  255. There is no upper limit to diversity. Funniest thing is Tobias Ellwood MP, being harassed by pro-Hamas demonstrators outside his home yesterday. Ellwood is the MP who made a video about how good it is that the Taliban have taken over in Afghanistan. Just wait another 30 years, see what happens.
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  256. Made my blood boil to see Bidet hammering Trump at Valley Forge. A national event must not be used for hostility against a political opponent. Do that on your own party's podium if you must, but not at Valley Forge.
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  257. In 30 years, the UK will resemble Haiti. Or Islamabad. Or Yugoslavia in the 1990s. Maybe all three. Diversity, yay.
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  258. At the age of six, my son wanted to become a ninja turtle. The surgery wasn't available on the NHS, so we flew to Thailand and paid a lot of money to have a shell grafted to his body. That was eight years ago, and we can't buy a school uniform to fit over his body. Our son is increasingly unhappy. He's resents his parents for permitting him to undergo permanent life-changing surgery based upon a temporary childhood whim. I wonder whether pandering to the wishes of sexual predators who encourage children to adopt homosexuality is something similar.
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  259. Mahyar's reporting is more honest than that of the mainstream media.
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  260. The difference between a conspiracy theory and reality is twelve months. (My comment isn't original, but it's worth repeating.)
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  261. A parachute mine/bomb exploded above my town during WW2, in a town which received very little bombing. Perhaps the bomber was aiming for the railway station, a mile distant. Flattened lots of houses. I spoke with an old bloke whose schoolfriends were killed in the blast. In the 1980s, lots of houses nearby still had WW2 slit-trenches with corrugated iron covers. Nothing makes you keener to dig a shelter than experiencing a near miss.
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  262. Putin prefers creepy Joe as POTUS instead of Trump. Now imagine you're a professional boxer a few decades ago. Who would've you preferred to fight for the World Heavyweight Boxing Championship: Larry Holmes or Pee Wee Herman?
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  263. Import it, become it. Enoch was right.
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  264. I'm British and in the UK. Rittenhouse is a real-life hero. Whether it's British redcoats marching down your High Street, or rioters who are burning and looting and murdering, THIS is EXACTLY what your second amendment proposes you should do. Being like Rittenhouse shouldn't be optional. It should be compulsory for every US citizen.
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  265. We can fix NOTHING whilst our electoral system guarantees either a Labour or Tory government. An alternative party could obtain one third of the vote, without winning a single seat.
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  266. Which companies were awarded the contracts for felling the trees? Perhaps they all made contributions to the SNP.
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  267. To be fair, Mr. Lammy's historical research is done by David Olusoga.
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  268. Sometimes I watch the TV show, "Nothing to Declare". Persons arriving in Australia without the correct visas are sent back. Here in the UK, illegal migrants get a room in a multistar hotel.
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  269. A presenter carries out a stupid stunt, loses control of his dangerous vehicle, crashes and blames everybody except himself for recklessly endangering his own life.
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  270. The university at my town is about 70% Indian and Nigerian. The universities are run like businesses. They make more money from overseas students than from UK students. Scarcely any of those students return to their countries. Their student status is used for acquiring the right to remain, and they invite their extended families to join them. No names or pack-drill, but I'm situated within this mess and I confirm that's how it works.
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  271. Enoch was right. Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. We must be mad. Literally mad. Somebody's got the whip hand and it isn't the ethnic British.
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  272. Should we rename the MG Midget? It was based on the Sprite. Perhaps that name offends people who don't accept the existence of supernatural woodland creatures.
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  273. The need commenced because a socialist needed to import voters, who met with a capitalist who needed low-waged workers and they both met with a banker who offered loans for the increased infrastructure required.
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  274. I spent 29 years as a Tory activist. My view now: Eff the effing Tories. There are scarcely any conservatives remaining in the Conservative Party.
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  275. There was a comedian in Czechoslovakia in the 1970s. He was imprisoned for making a joke. "What's got 100 legs and eats cabbage? A queue for meat in Czechoslovakia". Here in the UK, the commies will ruin your career and put you in penury instead.
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  276. I'm in dispute right now with my teenage son's school. They're refusing to use the word "Christmas" in any of their literature or emails. They only use the words "Festival" or "Festivities". This video has reminded me to get on with sending them another email.
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  277. We should tell the EU to Foxtrot Oscar. But Rishi is too much of a wriggling WEF supporter to do that.
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  278. We've trusted our British establishment, elected representatives and monarchy to govern wisely in our best interests. It's a part of our cultural values. Fairness, decency. Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way. Our kindness and generosity is the cause of our own annihilation.
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  279. A new version of the Four Yorkshiremen Sketch: "I had it hard growing up, going to school by Range Rover because we were too poor to use the Bentley. I came from a split family. I don't know who my real father was, 'cos my mum was always off shagging rugby players, a Muslim and her riding instructor. Like other kids from broken homes, I joined the Army after leaving school. After the Army I had so much PTSD from dressing as a Nazi, I took to drink and drugs and married the first ex-porn actress who'd have me. And when I tell my wife how hard I had it, she won't believe me".
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  280. I live in what's supposed to be one of the wealthiest towns in the UK. Half the shops in the town centre are boarded-up. Half of the remainder are phone or charity shops. The bank branches have all gone as well. All part of the plan.
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  281. In the past, an officer in the RN / Marines would use some initiative, research international law and create patrols with landing ships to scoop up migrants and return them to France. Think of David Stirling, creating the SAS. These days any officer who offered a sensible plan would be sacked.
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  282. Interesting story in the papers last week. There used to be lots of teenage girls with eating problems such as anorexia nervosa. Girls with those problems are rarely seen today. They've been replaced by teenagers claiming they're transgender. Seems teenage girls with neurotic problems will tend to gravitate towards the latest fad. It's unwise for parents and schools to encourage the girls to formally transition, based upon neurosis and fashion..
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  283. It doesn't matter who wins or loses. What matters is electoral fraud allowing an illegal coup d'etat.
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  284. I've been in that position myself. A woman was attacked. She ran away and was hiding in a public park. This was in a busy and supposedly pleasant town. I made about a dozen 999 calls to the police. It took 50 minutes before the cops arrived. By that time she'd evaded her attacker and come home in tears. Cop was too f*cking incompetent to even obtain a statement or a description. "Oh you're back home now" and just went away.
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  285. The "right wing" block isn't right wing. It's just right. And sensible.
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  286. "Groomer" isn't homophobic. It applies equally to Ghislaine Maxwell, every pimp who ever lived and Pakistanis living in English towns.
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  287. Telling the truth has become illegal.
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  288. The Left loves to talk bollocks. During past decades, Marxism was taught in universities as a "science".
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  289. BIDEN: "We've gotta end this civil war. Can't we send Sherman and Grant?"
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  290. Patriot Lives Matter.
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  291. A university degree is absolutely essential if you want a job, stacking shelves in a supermarket. (NO DISRESPECT INTENDED TO ANYONE READING THIS WHO STACKS SHELVES IN SUPERMARKETS.)
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  292. Too much Anglophobia.
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  293. When the government promised us one little prick, I assumed they meant Owen Jones.
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  294. Anglophobia.
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  295. As the Empire granted independence, every state was left with a democratic constitution, a viable economy, a free press, an efficient civil service, an independent judiciary, a line of credit and abundant goodwill advice. Countries which followed the British model have prospered. Countries which reverted to their own cultural values have destroyed themselves. Let's blame Whitey for their imperial legacy. Yeah.
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  296. Imagine an episode of "Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares". A proprietor leaves the door open and food scraps all over the floor. "I just don't understand why my kitchen is filled with rats!" Now imagine a government which gives free housing and money to every economic migrant. "I just don't understand why the UK/US is filled with illegal migrants!"
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  297. I completed an online survey from my town council yesterday, about proposed planning changes. Half the questions were woke stuff about my own identity. I took pleasure in describing myself as a hermaphrodite shape-shifting lizard space-alien. Opposing how I identify myself is a hate-crime.
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  298. I'm trying to find any part of this parody which isn't a truthful, factual demonstration of genuine leftist views.
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  299. A 24-pack of Asda toilet paper has gone up from £7 to £9.20 in the past year. I can barely afford to wipe my own arse.
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  300. Imagine if a W person made Humza's speech about the British government's cabinet.
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  301. I refuse to fight to defend the WEF, Ukraine's borders or Israel's new settlements.
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  302. The entire Palestinian population could arrive in London, claim asylum and every last one of them would be admitted and given a free flat.
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  303. "Hope not Hate". Imagine if the Emperor named his Death Star as the "Happy Joyful Smiling Star". The Rebel Alliance would never have known.
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  304. This is just the start. Wait 30 years and the UK will resemble Croatia and Serbia in the 1990s. The outcome will depend on whose side the monarchy supports. I am not optimistic. And when it all kicks off, the BBC will blame Brexit.
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  305. "Next time I go to hospital for surgery, I want a surgeon who got poor grades at school, at university and in his medical doctorate. I prefer a surgeon who's there to fulfil a quota" - said nobody ever.
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  306. Hahaha!
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  307. Creepy Joe met Rishi and asked, "Are you Cherokee or Apache?"
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  308. SAD FACT: There is no replacement for Boris who'd be any better.
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  309. Interesting video from Alex Belfield - go find it. Huge gatherings of Asians in a public park in Leicester, singing and dancing. No sign of the police, who were terrified to intervene because the crowd was non-white. Brownshirts in yellow jackets prefer arresting little white grannies sitting on park benches.
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  310. Being excluded from TV and live performance is possibly making Andrew work harder. His talent is being sharpened and he's becoming funnier. Marshal Zhukov had a saying: "Train hard, fight easy". That's what's happening with our Andrew.
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  311. I want Andrew to stand for Parliament.
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  312. There used to be a beautiful city in Africa, like Wakanda. Beautiful parks, safe streets, great universities, prosperity and economic mobility for every class. The city was called Johannesburg. Then the locals took over and wrecked it.
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  313. I'm certain Trump and his team already have their policies prepared and can hit the ground running.
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  314. We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. Most people don't yet realise that a horrific disaster has been set in motion and nothing can now prevent it. At least on the Titanic, the officers on the bridge didn't deliberately ram the ice berg.
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  315. Always disappoints me that smart guys like these can never enter Parliament as our MPs. But they might enter the Commons whilst wearing buffalo hats, sit the the Speaker's chair and get sent to prison for treason and attempting an insurrection. Julian Assange whispers from a nearby cell, "Did you tell the truth as well?"
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  316. I trust Andrew more than I trust Boris. ANDREW FOR PM! YAY! But I'd prefer Keef Kuntabout as PM. Can you imagine?
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  317. There are videos elsewhere on YouTube, uploaded over the past few days. A formal Conservative Association dinner in a restaurant, with dozens of Museums (Not museums, but YT cancels my comment if I use the correct word) barging inside and screaming abuse. A town council meeting being invaded by dozens of Museums, screaming and shouting. But Lee Anderson gets cancelled for drawing attention to these dangers.
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  318. Even George Orwell himself could never have foreseen this.
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  319. One good thing about the Hamas protests is that we can now discuss multiculturalism's failure without being accused of r-izm.
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  320. One day, telling the truth will be illegal. Look what they did to Enoch, and that was more than half a century ago. It's a lot worse now.
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  321. If lockdowns worked, the pandemic would have ended six months ago.
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  322. Imagine if Monty Python was just forming today, they'd be refused a series, unless they included three women, two blacks and two gays. It wouldn't help that Graham Chapman was gay, because he didn't "come out" until years later. QUESTION: Would Python have been funnier if five of the Pythons were excluded because they were too white or too heterosexual? Is talent and friendship more important?
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  323. I want more movies released with their deleted scenes. Like the deleted scenes from "Titanic" where the ship misses the ice berg, Jack spends 30 years in prison for stealing the jewel, Rose marries her abusive husband, pops out a couple of kids, becomes an alcoholic and goes on a murder-suicide rampage after the family loses its savings in the Wall Street Crash.
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  324. I wish the UK had an electoral system which allowed it to happen here.
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  325. ANDREW IF YOU'RE READING THIS: At the next general election, please stand for Parliament as Keef. Hold several "hustings", public meetings where you can expound your policies. Book a theatre or a hall. Sell tickets. This won't be a comedy gig, it'll be a political meeting. Keef is a character on a par with "The Pub Landlord" but less woke.
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  326. Rishi is the architect who caused the building to collapse. Now we're rehiring the same guy to rebuild it. That'll work, right?
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  327. If it's gonna happen, I want it sooner than later. Better now than leaving it until the time of our grand children. If they want it, all we need is for the police to stand aside.
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  328. Andrew deserves slots on GB News, for comic interludes. (EDIT : I previously wrote "comic relief", but that could have been misunderstood.) "Private Eye" magazine has sold out to the BBC. We need genuine, authentic satire and criticism of the establishment. You can't get that from anybody who wants a job with the mainstream broadcasters. Andrew is fresh, original and untainted by any association with controlled comedy. Bless him.
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  329. If I'm in a car, it's a bad idea for a mob to give me NO OPTION but to run them over with two tons of metal.
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  330. Margaret Thatcher: "Socialists always spend until they run out of other peoples' money".
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  331. Gotta respect Lee Anderson for calling it out.
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  332. David Davis is a damned good bloke. Poor background. Ex-SAS reservist. A Brexiteer decades before the word "Brexit" was coined. One of the few who'd uphold the views expressed on this channel. We need more like him.
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  333. Coppers have sufficient resources to imprison a bloke for printing stickers.
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  334. I'd heard rumours about Mr. Potatohead. He had a secret life, visiting gay bars and public toilets. I'm glad he's finally being honest with himself by coming out.
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  335. The best part was Harry being unable to watch properly 'cos Princess Anne's big red feather was in the way.
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  336. The only defence against a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.
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  337. The countryside is a place where W people can go without being culturally enriched.
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  338. BIDEN: "G W Bush was the worst president ever. I'm sick of Bush being held as number one in the rankings. Anything the republicans can do, a Democrat can do better. I'm gonna be the worst president ever".
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  339. Clarkson is my hero. He was in a Fiesta and got chased around a shopping centre at night, by baddies in a black Corvette. Then he, Hamster and the Captain drove some Interceptors and shot a bad guy who was wearing a fez, blew up a speedboat driven by a bloke wearing a different fez and drove in front of a business jet, to stop it from taking off with gorgeous bikini-clad babes on board. Plus Clarkson built the best motor home IN THE WORLD, only for it to fall off a cliff whilst he ate an ice cream. Clarkson is the hero we need but don't deserve.
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  340. Diane counted the GB Team's non-white athletes. Nearly three-quarters were black, which is only 2%.
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  341. I'd clap for the NHS, but one arm turned septic, went black, withered and has fallen off whilst I've been on "hold" for six months, waiting for an appointment.
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  342. If I was in Scotland, I'd report this as a h eight crime.
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  343. These two figures are the elephant in the room. A bit like Diane Abbott. But she's an abbottomus, not an elephant.
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  344. You and I thought we were knowledgeable nerds who knew everything. And then Mark loads THIS.
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  345. QUESTION: Has Khan issued an equivalent campaign about misogynistic Muslims? Nah of course not.
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  346. I usually expect the BBC to blame Brexit. And hu ite people.
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  347. "You're safe if you wear a condom" - Official govt. advice during the AIDS outbreak of the 1980s. I've worn a condom every day since, and I've never died in a plane crash or a car smash. So it works. I wore a condom in preference to a mask during the covid pandemic. Everything worked well, except for the fuss when I showed my condom to security guards at Tescos.
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  348. PUBLIC: "Let's use the internet to express ideas and promote liberty". TECH COMPANIES: "Bad idea. That would enable people to see through the narrative we're imposing". PUBLIC: "But the truth will set us free!" TECH COMPANIES: "Well yeah duh, which is why we'll only let you access our own narrative".
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  349. Oil in Antarctica? Very soon, the White House will accuse the penguins of hoarding WMDs and will invade.
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  350. The Lockdown killed more people than it saved. It also crashed the economy, which means more divorces, more repossessions, more single-parent kids and the breakdown of family values. More people on drugs. More crime. EVERY economic collapse does this. All according to plan.
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  351. This woman spends years, earning a living by being good to look at. Then she becomes a dried-up middle-aged prune and nobody looks any more. Moral of the tale: Don't rely on pretty but nothing else.
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  352. You could take all of the UK's "far right" activists, and have barely enough to fill a single-decker bus. Remove the undercover BBC and Guardian activists, extract the Special Branch agents and the persons who've been "turned" to become informants, and I doubt you'd have enough people to fill a taxi. Meanwhile, the New York Times has claimed that more young British men have joined Isis than the entire size of the British Army.
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  353. I'm British and in the UK. It's HORRIFFIC that US citizens need to go armed at all times, in case a meth-head robber or a nutcase tries to kill you. But if I went to the US and became a naturalised citizen, would I buy a gun? F*CK YEAH! I'd buy several, just in case. The ONLY defence against a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. Tragic but true.
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  354. SIMON IF YOU'RE READING THIS - If you saw it, please review yesterday evening's Channel 4 hatchet job documentary about the group, "Patriotic Alternative". C4 spent YEARS researching the documentary, but all they discovered were a few bad-taste jokes between friends which used naughty words. Sad C4 didn't investigate the masked attackers who tried to beat up PA members in the street in an unprovoked assault.
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  355. I recall Enoch saying in a TV interview, "First define racism and then I'll tell you whether I'm racist or not". That's Enoch, taking a logical approach.
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  356. Historians such as David Olusoga are brilliant. He keeps finding history about black people who never existed.
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  357. Remember: Those pay rates for train drivers are BEFORE overtime. Add a bit of overtime and it's 90 grand a year.
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  358. Enoch was right.
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  359. "Tossing Kamala..." No, Creepy Joe asks little children to do that for him.
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  360. We should crowd-fund a chauffer for Meg. I'd like a drunk Frenchman who drives at twice the legal limit through twisty tunnels at night.
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  361. Imagine an episode of Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. RAMSEY: "Your kitchen is full of rats! Stop leaving the door open and throwing rat food on the floor!" YOU AND I: "Stop allowing migrants free passage and giving them free houses!"
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  362. Stoke on Trent knows our Indian billionaire prime minister understands their needs and concerns. Right? Right? Hahahahaha!
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  363. ANDREW - Please stand for Parliament! Little chance of getting elected, but your hustings meetings will be WONDERFUL!
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  364. When Israelis were kidnapped and held hostage, they sent in the tanks and fighter jets. When children in Telford and Rotherham were being held above kebab shops, Starmer as DPP decided to gloss over the issue and look the other way. I prefer the Israeli approach.
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  365. Regarding yesterday's stabbing on a London train - - None of the news broadcasters gave a description of the attacker. The broadcasters won't speak out for fear of causing offence. Better to allow a dangerous attacker to roam free instead.
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  366. Terry Slimebag should be on the panel of the next series of "QI". Every kind of leftie bisexual unfunny comedian gets hired for the panel. Why not Terry Slimebag? Or Andrew Lawrence?
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  367. Easier to carry out the Great Reset if the economy has already crashed. The Soviets and the CCP found it easier to reset their societies after the people were subjected to famine. 2020 is when we discover our most crazy dystopian conspiracy theories are founded in truth.
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  368. Usual suspects.
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  369. The last guy who gave compulsory injections to children without parental consent was Dr. Josef Mengele. What happened next?
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  370. PUTIN: "The US should copy the Russian electoral system". BIDEN: "We've already done so".
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  371. The BBC: "Let nation speak truth unto nation". PARLER: "Yeah we do that too". The BBC: "No, you need to be closed in the name of free speech".
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  372. ADVICE FOR ANYONE CONSIDERING MARRIAGE: Observe how your intended spouse gets along with his/her parents and siblings. If they're gentle and kind, marry him/her. If they all loath each other, as with Meghan Markle and her siblings and father, walk away ASAP.
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  373. I never thought I'd wish for a nationalist party to take power in Germany. But here we are.
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  374. The BBC's website reports he's a Danish citizen, but deliberately excludes that he's a Muslim convert. Lying by omission. But a good opportunity to link this to an older far-right attack. Lying by misdirection.
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  375. The TRUE figures are much worse. Many smaller offences (bike and phone thefts, etc.) aren't classed as "crimes". They're now classed as "incidents" and don't enter the statistics at all. Deleting these crimes also makes the "clear-up" figures look better.
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  376. Time to stand for the ashes of our fathers and the temples of our gods.
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  377. DEPUTY chairman? Too little, too late.
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  378. The number of soldiers leaving the Army is THREE TIMES as great as the number joining. Technically speaking: This country has completely forqued itself.
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  379. Brian Griffin: "I'm not racist. I watch tons of black porn".
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  380. Carl is the best MP we'll never get. Same as Enoch is the best PM we never had. Enoch and Carl would've enjoyed spending time together.
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  381. Facebook deletes channels and comments to protect free speech: MSM approval. Facebook being split up to ensure different platforms: Outrage.
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  382. I'm British and I accept Trump as our worldwide god-emperor and mortal saviour.
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  383. It would be great if Mr. Olusoga could write a book about how the Royal Navy smashed the Atlantic slave trade.
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  384. Creepy Joe gets confused between Ukraine and the UK. "Goddammit Jill, why has Boris Johnson invaded Russia?"
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  385. Only SIX? Diane Abbott counted them.
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  386. Biggest mental health hospital in the UK... House of Commons?
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  387. Sir Keir probably pays less tax than everyone reading this. But Blair pays even less.
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  388. Biden makes a speech. There's only one person in the audience, and she applauds him. The woman approaches the dais and gets ready to make a speech. Biden asks, "Who are you?" She replies, "I'm Kamala Harris".
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  389. Calvin is the Archbishop of Canterbury whom we need but will never get.
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  390. BIDEN: " - - - - - - - - -". Nothing to say without a teleprompt.
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  391. Gotta pay for all those engineers and scientists in multistar hotels somehow.
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  392. Clap for the NHS which gave the clap to little children.
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  393. There's a very good episode of the animation series "Archer" about that.
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  394. Rashid Snook is a far greater man than Richi Sunak could ever be. I agree with Brandon.
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  395. PREDICTION: Elon did not commit suicide whilst in custody.
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  396. I hope Humza will do the same for the SNP's vote as Rishi is doing for the Tory vote.
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  397. Too much Anglophobia these days.
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  398. Simon has a TERRIFIC work ethic. A HUGE quantity of videos every day. A good life-lesson to anyone who desires success.
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  399. I want Trump to buy a small company equivalent to YouTube and Parler. Invest a few $million. It'll have a hundred million subs within a week.
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  400. My uncle fought with the 8th Army. My uncle also fought with the French Foreign Legion and the Royal Navy. He couldn't go into a military bar ANYWHERE without getting the crap beaten out of him.
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  401. I miss the days when sick sexual deviants were too ashamed to admit their tastes in public.
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  402. I've often wondered why a failed middle-aged divorced actress at the end of her career would marry a wealthy prince.
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  403. WINSTON CHURCHILL: "Diplomacy is telling someone to go to hell in such a way that the person looks forward to the journey". He knew his stuff, keeping Stalin, FDR and De Gaulle on the same side.
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  404. I didn't elect this Archbishop.
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  405. "You will own nothing and be happy". I've got the first part. When is the next bit coming?
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  406. I'd like to leave a comment. But if I return after five minutes, either the algorithms or a leftist troll will have deleted it.
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  407. If Sudan's entire population arrived at Dover, ALL of them would be permitted entry, given their leave to remain and housed at our expense.
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  408. Good to see how Andrew is getting better and better. This is excellent training for Andrew's future career.
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  409. "Japan would be a much better, more peaceful and more prosperous country if more than a fifth of its population was African or Pakistani" - said nobody ever.
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  410. Simon is a more trustworthy historian than anybody who's hired by the BBC or Channel 4 these days.
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  411. I keep having nightmares about the White House being taken over by a Chinese imposter. Then I wake and discover it's true.
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  412. I don't recall Jimmy Stewart, Paul Newman or Clint Eastwood ever throwing punches at the Oscars. This is diversity, folks.
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  413. I WANT ANDREW LAWRENCE AS THE NEW DOCTOR WHO! I hope somebody will create an online petition. I'll sign.
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  414. 30 years ago, South Africa generated more electricity than the entire rest of the continent combined. Now they have insufficient power to keep the lights on all day. 30 years ago, I considered migrating there. I'm pleased I didn't.
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  415. I'm waiting for Trudeau to ask Putin to send peace-keeping troops to dissuade the truckers. Politicians in New Zealand and Australia prefer Chinese soldiers.
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  416. Identifying as trans is the new version of teenage rebellion. As in, "Jeeeez Mum, I'm a Goth / vegetarian / hippy / CND activist / punk rocker / Scientologist like Tom Cruise".
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  417. It's almost as if Dr. Mengele created proteges who are continuing his handiwork.
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  418. Better than the BBC and no licence needed.
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  419. I'm expecting an article about this on the BBC news. No, not really.
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  420. The Guardian loses £millions or tens of £millions in perpetuity. It's more than one-third owned by the Saudi royal family. Google both facts in your own time. Why would a foreign state want to control a chunk of the British press?
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  421. Andrew looks increasingly like Vincent van Gogh. One of his paintings on the wall in the background. Lust for life. If Andrew appears next week with a bandage on his ear, we'll know what happened.
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  422. Biden can't find the Ukraine on a map. Biden can't find the map. Biden can't find his trousers without a helper.
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  423. So THAT'S why Kwasi Kwarteng was sacked.
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  424. We're not being murdered. We're committing suicide. "We must be mad, literally mad".
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  425. Socialists have never understood economics. "Let's be offensive to our core membership. That'll go well".
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  426. You and I aren't stupid enough to be on this show.
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  427. I'm white British. 200 years ago, my ancestors didn't have the right to vote. BLACK AMERICANS: "We didn't have the right to vote". ME: "Yeah, I know".
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  428. I used to be USED TO BE a Tory activist back in Maggie's day. Always protests outside. I used to look at the lefties and say to my buddies, "It's life, Jim, but not as we know it".
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  429. I attended the Great Dorset Steam Fair over the past weekend, with more than 200,000 attendees. More than 99.9% white. Lots of beer tents and farm-cider stalls. All-day live music into the night. Nobody got stabbed, mugged or murdered. I wonder what the difference is. Diversity is our strength, right? Yeah that's OK then.
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  430. To save the planet, let's all glue ourselves to the road and throw soup at works by Van Gogh. That'll work, right?
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  431. I'd gladly accept a million Ukrainian refugees. Make space for them by sending back a million Sudanese, Somali and so on.
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  432. I've never blamed the foxes for what they do in the hen house. Foxes do exactly as foxes have always done. I blame the weak-minded persons who hold the door open and invite the foxes inside.
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  433. Imagine if the police had sided with Mosley's fascists at the Cable Street Riots.... Wrong, wrong, wrong absolutely regardless of the movement.
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  434. Begum claimed she wasn't phased (upset) when she saw a big bucket of human heads. I'd be delighted if Begum returned to the UK. Providing it's only her head in a bucket. I wouldn't be phased at all.
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  435. EVERY illegal person will shortly be gifted an amnesty and a "right to remain". Technically speaking: We be completely effed.
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  436. We're on the Titanic, a minute after the collision. The band still plays. Dinner service continues. The beds are comfortable and warm. The disaster is underway and unstoppable, but very few of us know it yet. God help us all, because the British government won't.
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  437. Mr. Tousi attracts fierce criticism. Because one bloke and his web cam in a spare room represent a threat the entire mainstream media. Let that sink in.
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  438. WOW - Many of us who've subbed to this channel imagine we're WW2 supernerds. Then Mark creates a video like this. WE ARE NOT WORTHY!
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  439. They never steal books.
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  440. Andrew does some of the Best Rants EVER.
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  441. Met: Muslim Enforcement Team.
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  442. I'm British and in the UK. A friend had a two week holiday in Florida. He was stopped for speeding. The officer drew his weapon, as a precaution. Both the cop and my friend were polite. My friend got a speeding ticket and, being law-abiding, he returned to the UK and sent a cheque. My friend didn't get killed. Perhaps not fighting the cop is related in some way.
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  443. England shouldn't take the knee to a political movement which seeks our destruction. The last time that happened was the England-Germany game in 1938. England performed the Nazi salute. What happened next?
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  444. They claim the Falklands belong to Argentina. The Falklands have been British since before Argentina existed. This means Argentina belongs to the UK.
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  445. I'm surprised Miss Ireland isn't a male with hairy armpits.
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  446. Blackface camo cream for night operations is waycist.
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  447. I was a Young Conservative activist in Maggie's day. Attended conference on many occasions. We used to look at the leftie protestors and say, "It's life, Jim, but not as we know it". I allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. It's too much of a woke 5hit-show these days. (EDIT - There's one reply below as at 9.20 am on 6th Oct., but it's invisible 'cos Skynet disapproves.)
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  448. (In voice of Harry Hill.) The gay pride movement punishes people who won't accept their dominance. The Islamic faith punishes people who won't accept their dominance. But who's the most dominant of these two lifestyles? Only one way to find out - FIGHT!
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  449. Enoch was right.
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  450. PLEASE STAND FOR PARLIAMENT, ANDREW !!!
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  451. It'll be impossible to give coins to homeless ex-servicemen. Sadiq Khan is delighted.
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  452. BIDEN: "Five is bigger than four or three. Bigger is better, right?"
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  453. I want Brandon to stand again in 2024. C A N > Y O U > I M A G I N E ?
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  454. Why tolerate somebody who hates you? I don't know either.
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  455. Andrew gets funnier and funnier.
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  456.  @kaizokujimbei143  Old saying: "If one religion takes over the world, you'd better hope it's Christianity".
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  457. Simon's work ethic is phenomenal. Loads of uploads every day. Well done, Sir.
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  458. The BBC wants a race war. It's creating division and hatred where there is none.
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  459. We haven't heard from Diane for a while. Always nice when she brightens our day.
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  460. And yet showing Benny Hill saying "Sirry irriot" would be a criminal offence.
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  461. I wonder whether next year's British Eurovision entry will be a bearded bloke in a robe shouting about Alan's Snackbar.
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  462. The story might be complete fiction. The newspaper story came from an anonymous Tory MP, who probably doesn't exist. The Guardian published a tale many years ago, alleging John Cleese and another Python had a fist fight, with John sitting on the other Python and punching him. The full story was revealed in a chapter of the book, "Monty Python: The Case Against". The Guardian journalist was eventually forced to admit he'd made-up and invented the entirely false story. The anonymous "friend of the Pythons" who'd tipped him off didn't exist. I expect the same applies here.
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  463. Narcissists will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention.
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  464. I attended the Great Dorset Steam Fair yesterday. An annual celebration of agriculture, traditional crafts, steam engines, classic cars and bikes. Hundreds of thousands of people attend every year, more than 99.9% white. Nobody ever gets stabbed. Now compare with this weekend's Notting Hill Carnival.
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  465. Right now, MPs are considering how they can eat there and put the bill on their Parliamentary expenses.
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  466. Sad to see how all the pubs are closing.
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  467. The only people who needed the lockdown are the very elderly and the very ill. Everybody else should have continued working.
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  468. Amusing to see how Andrew resembles Vincent Van Gogh, especially with that painting on the wall behind him.
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  469. To be fair - In many British constituencies, the non-British vote is more important than that of local people. Obviously events in Gaza, Mogadishu or Islamabad will determine who represents them in Parliament. All going as planned. Enoch warned us.
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  470. Andrew does excellent rants. Paul Joseph Watson is brilliant as well. Unlike Paul, Andrew can perform the entire rant in a single shot (no cuts). Many hours of preparation and effort are required to make a three minute video look easy. Serious talent on display here. I hope Andrew reads our comments and is pleased with the respect we show him.
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  471. I don't dislike Meghan because she's one-eighth black. I don't dislike Heather Mills-McCartney because of her missing leg. There are plenty of other reasons.
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  472. Recounts will clearly demonstrate who's won. Biden opposes recounts. What's he afraid of?
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  473. Somebody once said, "If any one religion takes over the world, you'd better hope it's Christianity".
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  474. Ellwood is as woke as woke as woke and anti-Brexit.
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  475. NEXT YEAR? That's NOT a "snap" general election.
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  476. Rishi is like the CEO of a large multinational company. He'll gladly strip assets and sell them off to achieve a slightly greater profit margin. No real loyalty to the company. Couldn't give a toss about the company's long term prospects.
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  477. The crime statistics are routinely manipulated. Small crimes in my area are reclassified as "incidents" so they don't enter the crime statistics at all. Petty crimes (bike thefts, etc.) are rarely investigated or solved. Deleting them from the statistics makes the clear-up rate look twice as good.
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  478. Andrew Marr was a hardline deep-left Maoist whilst at university. There's a video on YT where George Galloway recalls Marr distributing Maoist pamphlets outside a railway station. But both The Guardian and the BBC gave him jobs anyway.
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  479. Where were all the road-blocking climate activists when this happened? I mean, I thought they were going to protect us.
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  480. Hitler's brain survived. 1055 years later, a mad scientist called Prof. Farnsworth put Hitler's brain into the body of a great white shark. Futurama told me so.
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  481. When people are trying to kill you, PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION and we'll all stay free.
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  482. Starmer meets Biden. STARMER: "Hello, Joe". BIDEN: "That's funny, that's my name as well".
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  483. I've never trusted China since that Chinese guy stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  484. FUN FACT: The word "villain" literally means a person who lives in a village. William the Bastard's Norman aristocracy regarded ALL the native English as criminal scum, hence "villain" came to mean "criminal". In modern French, "villain" translates as "naughty". (Regard this comment as cross-contamination from the Lotus Eaters recent podcasts about the Normans.)
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  485. I'm British. If Trump falls by electoral fraud, the entire free world will enter a new dark age. This is serious. We're watching an illegal coup d'etat in progress, and the MSM applauds it.
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  486. I don't fear Biden. I don't fear Harris. I fear the people who organised the fraud, putting two inadequate puppets into power
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  487. Afghanistan: The place where empires go to die.
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  488. I WANT KEEF TO STAND FOR PARLIAMENT. I'd vote for him. He could put his party political broadcasts on YouTube. Oi oi!
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  489. The ONLY continent where slavery didn't exist is Antarctica. Not since the great penguin revolt against the emperor penguins, anyway.
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  490. The wokest Oscars ever results in violence. "Everything woke turns to sh*t".
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  491. I'll bet this will get scant coverage on the BBC.
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  492. According to Lord William Haig, in the event of war, young men in Rochdale would undoubtedly volunteer to serve in the British armed forces. To defend Ukraine's borders, Israel's housing developments in disputed territories and safe navigation through the Persian Gulf. 'Cos they're British and diverse, right?
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  493. The lockdown is bad news for rent boys. Westminster rent boys are almost penniless and starving. They'd have nothing to put in their mouths if it wasn't for Keith Vaz.
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  494. The Guardian is more than 30% owned by the Saudi royal family and loses £millions (sometimes tens of £millions) every year in perpetuity. Please Google these facts for yourself. I wonder why an Islamic state would want to own a British newspaper which can never, ever make a profit. (Yeah we all know.)
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  495. I was a Tory activist for 29 years. Spoke twice at the annual conference. Held minor office. Greatly admired the likes of Norman Tebbit and John Redwood. I allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. Perhaps I should've stayed in the Party. Based members leaving the Conservatives allows the Party to be dominated by the dribbling-wet leftists.
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  496. In Star Trek The Next Generation, set hundreds of years in the future, the internet wasn't mentioned once. The future is never what you expected. Consider the young men from northern cities who volunteered for the Pals Regiments during the great war. Imagine if those young men could see their cities today.
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  497. As a former Tory activist myself (FORMER) from Maggie's day, it's horrible to see how the Wets have wrecked their party.
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  498.  @abdulazizalzut8963  They're contributing exactly the same here in the UK.
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  499. A mostly-peaceful assassination attempt.
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  500. The BBC blames this on Brexit and systemic waycism.
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  501. We've allowed this evil to happen on our watch.
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  502. Neither Carl nor most of us are "right wing". We're just in the right. ALSO - Carl is a flaming good bloke. If the timeline had been different, Carl and Enoch could've sat at a dining table and both would've learned from each other.
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  503. No chance of this topic ever being covered by Jeremy Vine on BBC Radio 2. Same as the grooming gangs.
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  504. The word "fascist" is derived from a bundle of sticks, bound tightly together. A symbol of the ancient Roman state, often repeated in the US and every other western country. One stick is weak. Bind us together and we're unbreakable.
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  505. 2021: The year when it's a criminal offence to sit on a park bench.
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  506. "We must be mad. Literally mad".
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  507. I saw the pictures on TV this morning. Looks exactly like Chicago.
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  508. Excellent video. Well-expressed views. Intelligent discussion. These two guys should have a slot on the BBC... oh hang on...
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  509. Maggie was the real deal. After the SAS raided the Iranian embassy, Dennis told the soldiers he was disappointed one of the terrorists had survived.
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  510. In Peter Griffin's voice: "It's a wonderful day for pie".
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  511. There was a time when the shop staff's sexual identity was regarded as irrelevant.
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  512. Why can't our homeless get rooms in multistar hotels like the newly-arrived surgeons and engineers? Oh I forgot. It's not OK to be weight.
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  513. I demand reparations from Italy, following their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia from 50 BC. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter. I remain traumatised. Gimme reparations.
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  514. Interesting to hear Simon's accounts about British mutinies after WW1. The British mutinies occurred because the servicemen had won the war, and just wanted to be demobbed and go home. These mutinies occurred AFTER the end of hostilities, whereas mutinies in the armed forces of the OTHER major powers occurred whilst the war was still in progress.
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  515. I recall the story from the book "Night Fighter", written by Jimmy Rawnsley, the radar operator for Cats Eyes Cunningham. Their Mosquito pursued a 262 which'd done a "tip and run" on London. The Mosquito was no slouch, particularly in a dive. The Mossie pursued the 262 across the channel, but they carried the newest radar and were under strict orders NOT to cross the enemy coast. The Mossie was about to give up when the 262 suddenly slowed. The Mossie caught up, blasted the 262 with 4 X 20mm cannons and the 262 went into the Channel in flames.
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  516. Hahahahaha! Sorry, I just think Macron losing is funny.
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  517. It's not about colour. It's about culture. Or a lack of it.
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  518. If Sadiq Khan gets his way, London will soon look like Gaza.
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  519. If Keir Starmer made a video, nobody would recognise who it was.
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  520. The BBC continues to pay Boy George for TV and radio appearances. That's despite the fact that he served time in prison for a violent sexual assault. Do you approve the BBC funding Boy George? Nah, me neither.
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  521. What - no posthumous honour for Dr. David Kelly?
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  522. Most of the British Empire was built, not by British governments, but by merchants and traders doing deals with local princes and potentates. It wasn't built by military power, but by free enterprise. Nobody did "empire" bigger or better than the British. And when the era of empires was finished, nobody dismantled faster than the British. Maybe too quickly.
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  523. I love how Lee keeps a completely deadpan expression throughout.
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  524. I love Mick's T-shirt and hair style. Unafraid to walk his own path, out of step with the norm.
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  525. Not a lot of diversity among the thieves...
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  526. Andrew's characters are equivalent to those created by the late Dick Emery, or Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse.
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  527. Enoch was right. So was Maggie.
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  528. Places for young white women to avoid walking: 1.) Hiking holidays in north Africa, Arabia and Pakistan. 2.) Any American city.
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  529. I side with Harry on this. He was so poor as a kid, his nanny had to drive him in a Range Rover because they couldn't afford a Bentley. He rarely saw his mum, who was off screwing with her riding instructor, a rugby player and a Muslim shopkeeper. Like many kids from broken homes, he joined the Army when he left school. Then he married the first middle-aged divorcee who'd have him. Poor sod, he's had a hard life.
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  530. 40-odd years ago, the BBC was making its complete works of Shakespeare plays. The plays were receiving poor audience figures, so the BBC wanted to spice up the ratings by hiring James Earl Jones to play Othello. The actors union Equity fiercely opposed this, because they claimed the job should go to a British actor rather than American. No protests now that a non-Brit African gay is hired to play the Doctor.
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  531. Oh dear God, please tell her to Foxtrot Oscar.
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  532. None of the Royals asked whether Baby Archie would look like a ginger Mike Tyson. They're alleged to have wondered how dark baby Archie might look. That's normal. I'm white and my wife is oriental. We did the same when my wife was pregnant. In the event, our son has my wife's cute nose and my huge feet.
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  533. If Juncker endorse the deal, it's a bad deal. Rishi doesn't care if he loses the next election. He'll be gifted a top job at the WEF instead. The likes of Blair will gladly shake his hand. It's a small club and you and I aren't in it.
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  534. There are videos on YouTube showing Kwasi Kwarteng during the Queen's funeral. He was mumbling to himself, giggling, fidgeting and face-palming himself during the two minutes silence. If I'm generous, I might assume Mr. KK has a problem with ADHD. Or possibly he'd been sniffing too much Coke and the bubbles went up his nose.
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  535. Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse made a series of skits about this. Posh southerners buying northerners and keeping them as pets. If your Ukrainian gets rowdy, take him to the vet to be neutered.
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  536. He's now an oppressive male like me.
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  537. There are lots of health services around the world, equivalent to the NHS. NONE of those health services are modelled on the NHS. Other countries regard the NHS as an absolute crap-fest.
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  538. Comedians can only tell inoffensive jokes, like "Why did the chicken cross the road?" But that's hate speech as well, because it encourages violence against animals.
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  539. Also feel proud that so many Brits wish you well.
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  540. As a Brit, I envy the Dutch.
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  541. The fall of Kabul is like watching a movie about the sinking of the Titanic in slow motion. Plus everyone always knew the Titanic was going to sink, before the movie even started.
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  542. Decades after I first saw this movie, it still gives me chills. The music. The actors. REAL aircraft, not CGI. Phenomenal efforts to tell the story with as much accuracy as any movie can permit.
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  543. Hundreds more just like him arrive every week.
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  544. I'd sooner know about the BBC's links to extremist groups.
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  545. Turns out Keir, Boris, Nicola and I all realised the regulations were bullsh*t and ignored them.
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  546. I recall the movie "Little Big Man". Dustin Hoffman plays a young man, adopted by an Indian chief played by Chief Dan George. They say to each other before battle, "It's a good day to die". That's my response to Indian covid. It's a good day to die. Bring it on!
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  547. It's compulsory for SNP leaders to have fish names.
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  548. Imagine if this happened back in the day of Ron and Reggie Kray. They'd put the word out. The next day, the murderer's head would be delivered to a police station in a box. Of course, this wouldn't have happened in the days of Ron and Reggie. Because London wasn't yet a diverse sh**-hole.
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  549. Miss Piggy was upset when she visited Kermit's family. The frogs all wondered how pink their tadpoles would be.
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  550. I wish Nigel could actually take over the Tory Party.
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  551. If the BBC doesn't blame covid, they'll blame Whitey.
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  552. Imagine a TV show, equivalent to "Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares" but looking at the NHS. A senior doctor-manager goes to a hospital department, makes it twice as efficient on half the staff. That'll never happen. Ramsey saves restaurants on the bink of bankruptcy, with owners going to the wall. The NHS staff couldn't give a damn, because it's not their money.
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  553. Biden doesn't remember saying this.
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  554. These black lives mattered.
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  555. Parties such as UKIP should contact all their former members. Encourage them to join specific local Conservative Associations. MPs are formally selected by their local Conservative members, shortly after the the general election is called. Many associations only have 70 or 80 members turn up. As an ex-Tory activist, I've been there, done that. A solid block of 90 former UKIP members could flood the meeting, all 100% legal if they're Tory members. They can deselect the sitting MP on the spot. Replace him with their own preferred candidate.
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  556. Labour councils are compelling private companies to prove their LBGTQ credentials before they're awarded contracts. I prefer the era when it was distasteful and rude to enquire into the sexual activities of employees. Nunyer bizniz.
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  557. The UK is a one party state but, like the politicians and their houses, we've got two of them.
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  558. This report is Anglophobic.
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  559. Next time say: "Ladies, gentlemen and sexual deviants". That should do it.
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  560. From the river to the sea - I want Lee to set us free!
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  561. Reminds me of a section of a 1970s Monty Python book, written for sheep and extolling the great achievements of sheep.
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  562. Democracy is a threat to the Democrats.
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  563. Probably worth good money to a collector.
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  564. MICHAEL CORLEONE TO FREDO: "You're my brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides against the family again". Harry has proven he's untrustworthy. Anything which Harry discusses in private with his family will be deliberately twisted and repeated in Harry's next book.
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  565. Classical liberalism used to mean freedom, liberty, fair play, a small state which doesn't interfere in our lives. But not any more.
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  566. The correct name is "Falkland Islands". The British discovered the uninhabited islands and named them, BEFORE any Spanish arrived. As the Islands were named "Falklands" before the Spanish named them, the correct term is "Falklands".
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  567. "Smart phones are just as black as white kids".
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  568. Joe himself was a squatter after he crossed the Baltimore bridge by train, worshipped at a black church and became a truck driver.
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  569. "I blame Boris. I blame Brexit. I blame the little green pixies which pee in my whisky. Don't say I'm paranoid, or I'll blame you too".
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  570. Conservative Central Office discusses with Labour and the Liberals about 50 years ago: "Hey, here's a good idea: Let's make the whole of the UK like the Balkans or Northern Ireland at the height of the troubles. Add the black-white antagonisms of the southern USA. Plus millions of Muslims. That'll be good for the UK, right? Right? Yeah, that's all good".
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  571. Justin Welby could have raised concerns about the migrant who's been arrested in Ireland, for castrating and beheading gay Christians. Or white people being displaced from British cities. Or the grooming gangs. But no, he selects this as his topic instead.
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  572. The UK should send loads of 40 year old tanks to Iran, as per the original contract.
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  573. Sheep will still clap.
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  574. Prediction: Andrew Neil didn't kill himself after the BBC invented false accusations and got him arrested.
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  575. Soon the UK will resemble Yugoslavia in the 1990s.
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  576. "Many of you will die or become impoverished. But it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make".
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  577. Mr. Starkey if you're reading this: Please retell the story about how the Royal Navy smashed the global slave trade in the early 19th century. It would make a great BBC or Channel 4 TV miniseries, but there's no chance of that because the tale doesn't fit their narrative.
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  578. They're NOT "clowns in government". They're doing exactly what they intend. It's all preplanned and deliberate.
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  579. These blokes are like mushrooms. They're fungis to listen to.
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  580. NEVER FORGET: The BBC hates you. Hate them back. Additional targets include Channel 4 and most newspapers.
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  581. ANDREW IF YOU'RE READING THIS - Please stand for Parliament. Hire a hall and do a "hustings", with you on stage and possibly a couple of other antiwoke comedians in support.
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  582. Sadly true. I refuse to sacrifice myself for the WEF.
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  583. "I want to cancel everything which might offend me" - Snowflakes.
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  584. Brandon can't find Ukraine on a map. Brandon can't find the map. Brandon can't find his trousers without his nurse. And the FBI can't find Hunter's laptop.
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  585. I expect Walkers Crisps will be boycotted because some packets are bacon-flavoured.
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  586. Please Andrew, stand for Parliament at the next general election. Organise a political hustings at a theatre. Charge people for entry. Maybe invite a few other non-woke artistes to appear on the same bill. I'd vote for Keef any day.
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  587. Why is Julian Assange in prison whereas Biden is not?
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  588. "We must be mad. Literally mad". "Those whom the gods want to destroy, they first make mad".
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  589. We Brits have a love-hate relationship with the French, and it's mutual. To any French reading this: Vive la France! Vive Le Pen!
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  590.  @ladyofthelake1841  You're being unfair. Harry is the only person in the whole of human history to have lost his mother in a car crash. All of the nannies and the expensive expensive education and the royal palaces couldn't assuage his pain. Oh how he suffered.
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  591. Rishi could stop this IMMEDIATELY if he wanted. But he doesn't.
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  592. I loath and detest this government.
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  593. I refuse to fund a corporation which seeks my ethnic replacement.
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  594. GUESS WHAT: Criminals don't comply with gun-control laws.
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  595. I'm white British, but I'm subbed to several black channels. These include Officer Tatum, Anthony Brian Logan and AK Nation News. Heroic black Americans, standing for common sense. Their narrative tends to comprise, "We need to stop murdering each other".
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  596. So Tommy is to the left of Keir Starmer. And the Conservative Party is to the left of Labour.
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  597. Official UK Govt. advice from the 1980s: "You're safe if you wear a condom". I wear a condom instead of a mask in supermarkets A lady security guard stopped me from entering Asda a year ago, because I wasn't wearing a mask. So I showed her my willy. The gesture was misunderstood and I was arrested, which is unfair.
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  598. Buying a TV licence is funding your own ethnic replacement.
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  599. Does the Just Stop Oil movement hold an annual conference? I want to go there and disrupt it by throwing paint over all the delegates.
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  600. Hundreds of migrants will need to be loaded onto airliners EVERY DAY to keep pace with new arrivals. What happens if hundreds of angry men of military age refuse to get on the plane? How could the illegals be transported to the airfields? Would protestors stand in front of the coaches?
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  601. Nothing of value was lost.
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  602. Anglophobia is rampant.
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  603. Somebody else has left a comment, saying harmless comments are being deleted from this video. That's correct. The tolerant religion is at it again.
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  604. In France, local authorities actively campaign to have nuclear facilities in their districts. The areas around nuclear plants receive reduced-price electricity. Companies which require large quantities of electricity relocate to the area, bringing jobs and prosperity. Want to avoid numpties campaigning against nuclear? That's how to do it.
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  605. Hate crime. We need more rooftop Koreans.
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  606. We Brits don't all speak like Stewie Griffin. You Yanks don't all speak like Yosemite Sam.
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  607. Can we please have an all ginger shortlist? Or an all left-handed shortlist? How about an all gay shortlist? Makes as much sense as all female.
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  608. Free speech isn't free if you're only allowed to speak within the bounds of Big Brother's chosen narrative.
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  609. This will increase the value of roadworthy petrol cars. If you refuse a new electric car, seeking out good older petrol cars will make their value increase. My 1958 Austin A35 has free road tax, doesn't require an MOT and is exempt from all ULEZ charges.
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  610. I'm pleased Will smacked Harry. If I'd done that, I'd have gone to prison for 20 years. Is there a video? I want to see it!
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  611. Any excuse will suffice. And most of the population will comply.
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  612. "I have the pleasure and privilege..." That's high praise from Carl. I've never heard of Mr. Klavon. I'm all ears on this.
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  613. Half the British cabinet is barely British.
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  614. Issue striped pyjamas and compulsory injections. One queue for the fit, another queue for persons too old to work. Have a shower afterwards. Work makes you free. It's all about hygiene and cleansing. Respond to the knock on the door or they'll smash it in. Nazis with yellow hi-vis jackets because they ran out of brown shirts.
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  615. Peter was right: "Shut up Meg".
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  616. Harry wants to become the new Salman Rushdie. Like Rushdie, Harry wrote a book and then offended Islam. Rushdie fears for his life, lives as a recluse and never goes out in public. Will Harry hide away and never appear in public again? I hope so.
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  617. I thought LBGTQ was the new Audi Long wheelBase Grand Touring Quatro. Am I wrong?
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  618. Reminds me of a line from "The Outlaw Josey Wales". "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining".
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  619. Africans form magnificent civilisations everywhere they go. Look at Detroit.
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  620. Some bloke wears an Indian head dress and meanders through the building, on a day it was meant to be closed. The most dangerous threat to Washington since Lee and Stonewall mustered their armies.
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  621. If vaccinations become compulsory in the UK, I will send my wife and kid to live as political refugees somewhere else. Maybe Florida.
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  622. Jeremy Hunt, like Amber Heard, have become Cockney rhyming slang.
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  623. BORIS: "There's a new Indian variant but I don't know where it's come from".
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  624. I'm British and in the UK. 30 years ago, I wanted to migrate to SA. I had my paperwork done, I was accepted, I just had to sell my UK property in the midst of an economic recession. I couldn't sell so I didn't go. Thank God for the recession.
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  625. Within a few years, the UK will resemble Yugoslavia during the 1990s.
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  626. I used to have a Halifax account. I met a young woman in a night club. She worked at the Halifax and I wanted to get my leg over. I failed and closed my account. I assume she was a woman. But I don't know, I'm not a biologist.
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  627. This is indeed a time of upheaval, planned and rehearsed for decades past.
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  628. I don't regard Sargon or Paul Joseph Watson as "right wing".
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  629. I wanna swap Rishi for Putin as the British PM.
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  630. Letters from the NHS. I wonder if Eddie Izzard gets reminders about his cervical smear tests.
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  631. FUN FACT: During the German occupation of the invaded countries (France, Holland, Belgium, Denmark and everywhere else) scarcely ANYBODY in the general population opposed them. More than 99% of the population co-existed, tolerated and thereby assisted in their own enslavement. Docile acceptance is a human characteristic. We're sheep accepting our passage to the abattoir.
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  632. Our electoral system is unfit for purpose. With a different system, the Tories would've recognised Enoch as the party leader who'd be most likely to win the 1970 general election. The UK would be a very different place today if Enoch had been in Number 10 during the 1970s.
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  633. I want Jezza, Hamster and the Captain to be hired to privatise the BBC. They understand broadcasting and they've got an axe to grind. Split the BBC into its component parts and sell it off, like breaking a clapped-out car for its parts. There's no quicker way to put the BBC upside-down, in a ditch and on fire.
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  634. As a Brit, I want Meghan to hire Tiger Woods as her chauffer. Or a drunk Frenchman who drives at twice the speed limit down a twisty tunnel with nobody wearing seat belts.
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  635. Best comment I've seen all month.
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  636. The biggest critics of Adams are wealthy white Democrat voters who live in gated communities.
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  637. Here's a good idea: make it tougher for decent people without criminal records to get a licence. Don't allow them to possess guns for legitimate home-defense. Don't allow responsible people to learn the safe use of guns. That'll sort out the career-criminals who own illegal weapons, right? Right?
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  638. Boys need male teachers. In my days, many teachers had served in WW2 or National Service. Some of my maths teachers learned their craft by navigating heavy bombers to Berlin and back. They knew how to engender respect, and the difference 'twixt pranks and stuff worth punishing. My son's teachers are mostly woke women with studs through their noses. Dreadful.
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  639. "I can't get a job because of my name". Sounds like something from Monty Python. Biggus Dickus, Roderick and Incontinentia Buttocks had the same problem.
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  640. Any company with "King" in its title is oppressive in a democracy. Let's cancel Burger King. It's waycist or fascist or something. Yay!
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  641. Some people would call this "democracy".
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  642. Bill Cosby speaking with OJ Simpson: "Being rich sure is a wealthy black privilege"
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  643. Carrie Lineker refers to the government's language as resembling 1930s Germany. If the Tory Party went 10% there (NOT the other 90%!) I might actually vote for them.
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  644. REMINDER: Julian Assange continues to rot in a prison cell. His only offence is that he exposed criminals in high office.
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  645.  @sirvikalcrusader3668  Imagine risking your life to defend another country's borders, when the UK's own borders are completely unprotected. And your own government despises you for being too English.
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  646. Rishi's speech resembled Captain Smith blaming the passengers for his collision with the iceberg.
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  647. Cabinet choices: Any colour you like so long as it's black.
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  648. Some cultures are better than others.
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  649. I'm very keen on "no voting without ID".
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  650. The good thing about Glastonbury is its lack of diversity.
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  651. ANDREW - Please go on tour with other disreputable YouTube performers. I'll buy a ticket!
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  652.  @Cloudberry46  I've never blamed foxes for what they do in a hen house. It's in their nature. It's exactly what you'd expect. I blame the people who hold the hen house door open, invite the foxes inside and describe anybody who opposes the idea as bigoted.
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  653. The UK left every colony with a democratic constitution, a viable economy, a free press, a fair system of justice and a line of credit. Every country which retained British values has prospered. Every country which reverted to its own culture is a shit-hole. Let's blame Whitey.
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  654. There was no fuel crisis. Until the moment the BBC and the rest of the media declared a fuel crisis, and told people not to panic-buy. Which caused people to panic-buy.
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  655. Be careful, Carl. Right now at this very moment, the coppers are searching for a reason to raid your house and arrest you.
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  656. UK for Trump.
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  657. Reform might get a quarter or a third of the national vote but fail to win a single seat. But this is an "I'm Spartacus" moment. We're facing catastrophe anyway. So let's face it together and stand for our beliefs.
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  658. The only problem with Florida is Disney World. Where being a nonce is expressed as a virtue by Mickey and Minnie.
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  659. Opposing paedophiles is far right bigotry. According the the learned experts, they're NOT paedophiles. They're MAPs. Minor attracted persons. That's intellectuals for you.
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  660. Don't let him get stuck in traffic in an open car.
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  661. I saw a TV documentary about this a few years ago, hosted by Al Murray. Decisions like this were made by Attenborough et al to make the Yanks look better and the Brits look stupid. The funding for the movie came from the Yanks. Sad.
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  662. Starts with jabs. Continues with, "You now own nothing and you are happy". Even Lee Harvey Oswald didn't need that many shots.
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  663. EASY WAY TO FIX THE CROSS-CHANNEL MIGRANT PROBLEM: Hire a French security company to find migrants in boats as they cross the channel. Tow the boats back to France. Disable every boat on landing..
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  664. Before leaving office, Trump needs to carry out an emergency reform of the electoral system. That might be his greatest legacy. No registration without ID in person. No voting without ID. Otherwise there will never be another Republican POTUS. If you think 2020 is bad, just wait for what the Democrats and China will unleash in 2024.
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  665. Every time I write that statistic, the Al Gore rhythms delete it.
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  666. Unlike the WASPS, I expect some Puerto Ricans will go out looking for vengeance.
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  667. He/she won't get any jobs in Hollywood unless he/she becomes black as well.
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  668. And this is why native Brits can't afford to buy a home.
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  669. Tell a Muslim that Allah is a transgender non-binary deity. What happens next?
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  670. Begum said she wasn't "fazed" when she saw heads in a bin. I'd be delighted if Begum returned to the UK. Providing it's only her head in a bin.
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  671. There's a good video on YouTube, taken from the BBC's "Who Do You Think You Are?" The brilliant celebrity chef Ainsley Harriot discovers that his black ancestors owned and traded black slaves. Do I hate Mr. Harriot because his ancestors owned slaves? Definitely not.
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  672. When Keir Starmer went to his own party, nobody knew who he was.
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  673. Damned excellent rant, Andrew. Thankyou for voicing our thoughts with greater eloquence than we could muster. This is real quality stuff. No jokes this time. Because this isn't funny any more.
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  674. This video is unfair. Carrie Lineker is the greatest black woman ever to play for England. Prove me wrong.
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  675. Andrew is getting better and better. Hard work is developing his skills.
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  676. If you look at the UK and think that way, you're the kind of B-person whom we should welcome. It ain't about wayce, it's about culture.
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  677. The House of Windsor versus the House of the Ginger Whinger.
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  678. There comes a point when overthrowing an illegal regime becomes an ethical imperative.
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  679. It doesn't matter who you vote for. They're all the same.
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  680. Looks like Olly Alexander's boyfriend.
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  681. Q: I say I say I say, what's got 100 legs and eats cabbage? A: A queue for meat in Cuba.
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  682. I wanna hear what Raab is going to reveal.
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  683. Sue them for damages.
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  684. Andrew looks more and more like Vincent Van Gogh every day, hence the print on the wall behind him. A thousand videos is good. I'm pleased Andrew hasn't cut his ear off yet. Andrew is our bearded ginger prince whom we respect.
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  685. There is no replacement for Boris who'd be any better. Farage, Swayne etc. aren't in the running. Sadly.
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  686. The best advice to ANYONE facing a police interrogation is to keep their mouth shut. Being Russell Brand, I doubt he could keep his mouth shut for more than a few seconds.
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  687.  @markmcnicholas9475  The Tory wets saw nothing wrong with Blair's policies. I weep too.
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  688. It's amazing that most of the would-be candidates are black, Indian or Iraqi.
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  689. I'm in the UK. There are news reports in the British media this morning (2 Sept.) that Biden is definitely considering running again in 2024. I hope so. Can you imagine? Hahahahahaha!
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  690. The best ways out of poverty are to get an education and/or work long hours. That's how I did it. The lockdown harms the education of working class children more than the wealthy. The lockdown prevents working class people from working long hours. If you're from a poorer, work-yourself-out-of poverty background: You're f*cked.
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  691. "Delayed publication until some time next year..." Buying time to cook the books.
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  692. Regardless of whether Trump retains the Presidency, he needs to inaugurate a full-on electoral reform bill. No voting without ID, etc. I realise the act cannot be put into law without the approval of individual states, many of which are so "Democrat" that any attempt to make voting fair and honest will be refused. Even so, a template for honest straight voting needs to be put in place. Otherwise there might never again be a Republican POTUS.
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  693. BIDEN: "I'm pessimistic it's going to pass constitutional muster". What Biden originally said is, "I'm pissed that nobody passes me the condiments and mustard" but his aides coached him until he got it right.
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  694. So let me get this right... Simon was banned because he reported medically-verified facts.
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  695. Monty Python's "The Life of Brian" was almost cancelled by people who'd never seen it.
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  696. If this was a Disney movie, Idris Elba or Samuel L. Jackson would've played Napoleon.
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  697. At some point in our lives, every one of us has met Sergeant Constable Detective Officer Pisspot. I miss Sergeant Dixon. So sad he was hacked to death in a mostly peaceful BLM demonstration.
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  698. George Orwell's "Animal Farm" had the pigs becoming worse than the former oppressors.
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  699. I'm in southern England. One of my son's teachers is a transgender with green hair. My son got into trouble for misgendering the teacher and remains unsure of which pronouns to use.
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  700. I never trusted China after Mr. Washy-Washy stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  701. The US population is being ordered to love Brandon or face condemnation.
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  702. "I'm a Ukrainian patriot and I love my country!" - Receives applause. "I'm a British patriot and I love my country!" - Receives hatred, vilification, accusations of far right zealotry, accusations of racism and bigotry.
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  703. The Committee of Public Safety sent hundreds of thousands to the guillotine during the French Revolution. Give a law a nice name and nobody anticipates the danger. Imagine the the Emperor had used the name "Freedom and Liberty Star" instead of "Death Star". Nobody wouldn't have known the danger until their planet had been vaporised.
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  704. Bring back the Kray Twins.
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  705. Peter Griffin got there first. "Shut up Meg".
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  706. The right to bear hammers shall not be infringed.
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  707. It would be funny if somebody jumped on Ash Sarkar and threw orange powder all over her. "I don't like something, let's attack a wholly irrelevant target". I'd laugh so hard I'd break a rib.
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  708. I wanna go back to the era when sick perverts were too ashamed to tell people about their irrational fantasies.
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  709. Just walk out the back, Jack. Make a new plan, Stan. No need to be coy, Roy. Just walk out the door.
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  710. I expect neither Nadhim Zawari nor Rishi and his wife will see their taxes increased.
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  711. How about Hunter Biden's emails?
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  712. The name of these sweets promotes midgets as gems. Surely this is a NICE thing to say. As a person of normal stature, I'm offended that I can't be described as a gem.
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  713. I wanted David Davies, a serious hard-core Brexiteer and a tough guy. Or John Redwood, the intellectual Mr. Spock to DD's Captain Kirk. Or the Mogg. If God wanted the UK to have a good PM, He would've provided the Tories with a better candidate.
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  714.  @jacquelinenix9035  From the River Thames to the sea. In every direction.
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  715. CARL IF YOU'RE READING THIS - One of your videos a week ago featured an elderly white traffic warden being beaten up by black youths. Is there a link to the original video? It deserves wider viewing.
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  716. Simon's detractors: Simon is a Nazi. Simon's other detractors: Simon is a Jew. Oh come on, make up your effing minds.
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  717. PRINCESS LEIA: "The tighter you squeeze your grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers". HUNGARY AND POLAND: "The tighter the EU squeezes its grip, the more countries will hold exit referendums".
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  718. Thanks, Jay. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're in freefall.
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  719. There's a video on YouTube, delighting in the fact that 500 churches in London have been turned into mosques. That video is four years old. Go find it. I wonder what the figure is today.
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  720. FUN FACT: Hancock's NHS murdered hundreds of times more OAPs than Harold Shipman ever did.
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  721.  @davidanalyst671  It's easy to be wise after the event.
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  722. A gay Indian Hindu condemns the Irish public for standing up to imported knife-wielding attackers.
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  723. I am a white British heterosexual male. The BBC hates me with a fierce venom.
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  724. MY PREDICTION: The election is rigged. The majority of postal votes will be pro-Biden. The majority of votes in person will be pro-Trump.
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  725. I'm curious: How much money is Ms. Meaden making out of importing Chinese goods?
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  726. Persons in neighbouring kingdoms said, "Nah, the Assyrians are great, let them all cross our borders, diversity yay, preventing them from coming here is waycist, what's the worst that could happen?"
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  727.  @pajownik  Obama was driving. Joe was taking the credit.
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  728. LESSONS FROM HISTORY: Try to invade Russia: Your soldiers will die in the snows when you retreat. Try to invade the UK: Your army will sit at the quayside for an opportunity which never comes. Enter Afghanistan: You'll get nothing but a lake of blood, the loss of treasure and your humiliation.
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  729. If Kyle Rittenhouse was outside a schoo, with an active shooter inside, he wouldn't have waited outside for an hour.
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  730. Leave it up to individual states.
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  731. Muhammed Ali had a Scottish ancestor. True story. Google it. If Biden is an Irish POTUS, that makes Ali the greatest ever Scottish heavyweight boxer.
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  732.  @priscllamccain1423  Drages being dismissed from the Bunker probably saved his life. If Drages was present two days later, he'd have been present when the bomb went off. That fly saved the man's life.
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  733. Peter Griffin was right. "Shut up Meg".
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  734. We need more vigilantes. All we need is for the coppers to step aside.
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  735. I thought it was GREAT when O'Bama became POTUS. I thought, "Thank God for that, black folk will finally stop blaming whitey for everything wrong in their lives". Boy - was I wrong !!!
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  736. I'm British. During both world wars, the Aussies, Canucks and Kiwis were regarded as the toughest soldiers, sailors and airmen in the Commonwealth forces. Those heroes would be ashamed to see how low modern Australia has sunk.
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  737. An illegal coup d'etat by a Manchurian candidate and it's applauded by the media.
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  738. Somebody should tell Keef Fluffabout that this bloke Andrew keeps imitating him.
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  739. If you think it's bad NOW, wait 50 years.
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  740. "Domesday" in this context means "judgement" as in "judgement for tax liability", not "doom" as in "We're doomed, doomed".
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  741. I'd rather die than live in fear.
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  742. Diversity is lovely. Right?
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  743. There was indeed a Roman legion raised in north Africa, at Hadrian's Wall. North Africans tend not to be black. Except for the slaves the north Africans bought from west Africa and then castrated.
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  744. I'm British. NYC was regarded as a rat-filled dump in the 1970s. By the 1990s, NYC had cleaned up its act. Friends who visited NYC felt safer than in the UK. Would I or my friends visit NYC today? No no no no no.
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  745. Read her Wiki biography. She definitely is not English.
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  746. FUN FACT: The toilet seat was invented by a west African. But it took a Briton to invent the hole to go into it.
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  747. We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. The lights are on. The band still plays. Few yet realise that we've set a horrific tragedy in motion which cannot now be reversed. But on this occasion, the officers on the bridge deliberately ran us into the iceberg. All planned. All deliberate. 50 years from now, the UK will resemble Yugoslavia during the 1990s. I wish it wasn't so.
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  748. I hope the Paddies take notice of the goodwill we Brits are sending them.
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  749. PETER GRIFFIN: "Shut up Meg".
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  750. Why can't they be entirely Eskimo for once?
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  751. I'd sooner die than live in fear.
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  752. How will the SNP get a new leader if none of the candidates are named after a fish?
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  753. The video gaming industry is actually a bigger earner than Hollywood.
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  754. Emperor Covid has no clothes. More people are dying from the Lockdown than from Covid. FACTS: The average age of Covid death is 82, and 92% of people dying from Covid already had a life-threatening condition such as cancer. We need to isolate and protect the vulnerable (the elderly and the ill). Everybody else needs to get back to work.
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  755. Diane has spent decades being offensive about white people, the English and the British. The first time she gets called out is when she makes a comment about the Juice.
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  756. A different journalist was on TV Breakfast news this same morning, claiming misogynist talk should be regarded as a hate crime. She claimed any man who mocks a woman has committed a criminal offence. But it's hilarious for a woman to laugh about a man receiving reconstructive surgery. Reminds me of the female MP a few years ago, who regarded the high rate of male suicide as funny.
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  757. Andrew will get his door kicked in and he'll be arrested in three, two, one... He'll get a cell alongside Julian Assange. "Did you get arrested for telling the truth as well?"
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  758.  @Paulftate  Refusing to allow a person to stand for public office is an assault on freedom. Allow the electorate to decide.
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  759. 30 years from now, the UK will resemble Yugoslavia in the 1990s. Maybe less than 20 years. The police and armed forces swear their oaths to our monarch. The conflict's outcome depends on whether the monarchy sides with us or our invaders.
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  760. I had a lovely day out today with my wife and son. One of the whitest parts of the UK. Pub lunch. Museum. Beautiful scenery. The lack of diversity didn't harm us in any way. The complete absence of Nigerians and Somalians didn't harm our enjoyment at all.
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  761. Buying shoes down the street? BBC will claim it's r-ist.
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  762. Both in their underpants. The alleged attacker had wriggled out of his gimp suit and was trying to escape from the building.
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  763. Any day now, Andrew will be thrown into a cell alongside Russell Brand, Julian Assange and Alex Belfield. "Are you in here for telling the truth as well?"
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  764. Joe can't find Ukraine on a map. Joe can't find the map. Joe can't find his trousers.
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  765. They'll all come here.
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  766. You're wrong. I am a squirrel, I was in that tree and the hurty words upset my feelings.
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  767. FIRST 'cos I've got white privilege. The BBC told me so.
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  768. There are definitely differences. To see this, observe which people tend to dominate certain Olympic sports. Undoubtedly there will be differences in mental faculties as well. All of us deserve equal rights, opportunities and obligations. Equality of opportunities can't automatically produce equal outcomes.
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  769. It's all about control.
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  770. The Chinese and Japanese teams were too yellow.
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  771. In case you didn't know: The Scottish Labour Party has a Muslim leader as well. The UK has fallen.
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  772. Look up the story of King Gezo of Dahomie. He ordered that at his funeral, hundreds of slaves should be decapitated until a pit held enough blood to allow his coffin to float. The British got wind of this and sent in the Royal Navy, which smashed Dahomie's slave trade and freed tens of thousands of slaves. FUN FACT: The fictitious state of Wakanda is based on the Kingdom of Dahomie.
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  773. Just wait and see: After Kamala, the voting machines will elect Mayor Lori Lightfoot as the next POTUS.
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  774. I don't understand what the court case is about. Suffice to say the BBC has made false allegations about Alex, causing the cops to smash in Alex's door, arrest him and search his rectum for concealed bomb-making equipment. I fully accept that some YouTubers might be deranged obsessed nutters, but I side with Alex or anybody else in a fight against the BBC. Today it's Alex getting his bum searched. Next week it could be Simon.
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  775. Bibby holds the number of boat-people who arrive in one week.
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  776. Global warming started 20,000 years ago, when sea levels were nearly 400 feet lower than today. Sea levels have been rising ever since. I blame farting aurochs and mammoths.
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  777.  @McMillanScottish  Five clinically-obese people would do that.
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  778. Gandhi came from India and studied at a British university. Way sist? No. Ho Chi Minh worked in Parisian restaurants. He suffered much abuse and angrily returned to Vietnam. Minh said about Gandhi, "If Gandhi had opposed the French instead of the British, they would've sent him to heaven" (that is, bumped him off).
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  779. I fear for the bloke who filmed this. Local coppers will be out to get him. He'll be arrested for driving at half a MPH above the speed limit. Stuff like that. He's painted a target on his own back.
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  780. Devastating the UK is the whole idea.
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  781. Agreed, I'm a hotelier and I've had lots of run-ins with inspectors over this kind of crap. Keeping the doors wedged open whilst the room is occupied is better than chopping the bottom of the doors. Most schools get burned down at night and during the hols. A fire door can be wedged, and then 100% closed at the end of the day. But chopping a slice off the bottom will leave it permanently unfit for use.
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  782. I myself am hemorrhaging internally, struggling to breathe and intermittently pissing myself because Andrew makes me laugh too much.
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  783. I remember an episode of the BBC's "Horizon" TV series in about 1975. It predicted that the world would completely run out of oil by the year 1999.
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  784. If Hammond bought a pub, within hours it would be upside-down in a ditch and on fire.
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  785.  @dickturban8706  Yes. Haley was successfully sued for copying large chunks from another black man's unsuccessful novel. Haley argued his plagiarism was justified because his novel still represented the "truth". So the greatest black history book ever written is plagiarised fiction.
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  786. A nuclear winter will cancel-out global warming. I see no downside to this.
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  787. This event happened pretty-much exactly as portrayed in the movie.
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  788. This video is so good, I wanna Like it ten times. Same as Democrats voted ten times for Joe.
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  789. The dead can only speak if they've got an autocue and every question is gentle and pre-arranged. You know who I'm referring to. C'mon, man!
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  790. Sir John is a damned good bloke, a true Unionist and anti-EU from decades before the Brexit word was ever coined.
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  791. Compare the allegations against Giggs with what Boy George actually did. Boy George was imprisoned a few years ago, after chaining and beating a rent boy, who escaped and ran naked down the street, taking refuge in a shop, where the shopkeeper phoned the police. Yet Boy George is repeatedly re-invited to appear on the BBC. On that basis, perhaps Mr. Giggs will shortly replace Gary Lineker.
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  792. Old guy opens the hatch and asks, "Is the war over yet?"
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  793. Expecting justice in a British court? Not a chance.
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  794. A quarter of all deaths? Diane says that's almost one in ten.
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  795. There was no attack on the Capitol. It was a mostly-peaceful occupation by patriots.
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  796. Soon all the Irish will look like President O'Bama.
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  797. She had it coming. I'd shed no tears for her.
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  798. Every time I leave a comment which names this incident or names the j0urn4list, YouTube renders my comment invisible. Sometimes it's hard to know which words or phrases trigger my deletion, hence my cre4tive 5pelling.
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  799. Gary is the greatest ever Afro-Caribbean woman ever to play for England.
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  800. Be honest: If blokes don't want to be laughed at, they shouldn't cut off their willies and dress as women. I mean, what's NOT funny about that? Funny in a tragic sense, but still completely f*cked-up, mental and hilarious.
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  801. DEMOCRATS: "Go woke go successful. That's what they say. Right? Right?"
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  802. I want somebody like Leo Kearse to make a speech in Scotland. "SNP leader - brown. Leader of the Scottish Labour Party - brown. British prime minister - brown. Home secretary - brown. President of the Board of Trade - brown. BBC chairman - brown". See what happens.
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  803.  @youthere7327  The UK, but the same applies to Europe and the West. The demographics demonstrate that within 50 years (possibly 30) the UK, France and several other countries will be more than 50% non-white. Think of the ethnic wars in the Balkans, or the Northern Ireland troubles X 50. And we were never asked.
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  804.  @Frankie5Angels150  It's a JOKE for F's sake! The 163 had a tiny little airscrew in the nose. I think it was for driving the electrics or something, I've forgotten.
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  805. If these blokes ran the BBC, I'd gladly pay the licence fee. Unwoke. Unbroke. Nation speaking peace unto nation. Upholding the values of western civilisation. Inform, educate and entertain.
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  806. I want Dover's new arrivals to be housed in the second homes of Britain's wealthiest elite. Many houses worth tens of £millions stand empty in Mayfair. Make it compulsory for home-owners to provide accommodation for new arrivals. Pay the owners a basic rent. Maybe start with the second homes of celebrities, to set a good example. How many second or third homes are owned by Tony Blair and Gary Lineker?
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  807. Fresh goals for 2022. They'll all miss if Southgate selects the penalty-takers.
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  808.  @oso9809  People assume he was a plump little man with a speech impediment. They forget his cavalry charges, his leadership whilst under fire with the crashed train, escaping from a POW camp and leading night time trench raids in WW1.
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  809. Some MPs are elected on less than 30% of the vote. Trouble is: London's mews limb population is almost that big and getting better. Democracy has failed.
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  810. I was a Young Conservative activist during the 1980s and early 1990s. Most YCs were male, because males tend to be more inclined to become political activists. We would've LOVED more female YCs, but most young women just didn't want to join. You can't get half of all MPs to be women, without lowering the bar to permit half-hearted disinterested moronic women getting selected.
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  811. An illegal coup d'etat occurred in plain sight but everybody sits on their hands and does nothing. A senile Manchurian candidate is elected, who'll be replaced within months. The US and the entire free world has entered a new dark age, to the universal acclaim of the mainstream media.
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  812.  @hetrodoxly1203  An African invented the toilet seat. But it took a European to invent the hole which goes in it.
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  813. I don't blame the foxes for what they do in the hen house. I only blame the people who held the door open and invited the foxes inside.
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  814. I'd have less objection to paying tax if the government wasn't wasting it.
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  815. I'm in the UK too. The BBC bends over backwards, flipping the truth. I saw a BBC TV article a few days ago about the Liverpool bomber. The narrative implied he had mental health problems, because he'd spent seven years applying for asylum and he'd been refused. Hence the bombing was Whitey's fault.
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  816. So we conspiracy theorists are correct after all.
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  817. Gary Lineker is the best black woman ever to play for England.
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  818. I don't dislike Diane because of her African ancestry. I don't dislike Owen Jones because he's gay. I don't dislike Shamima Begum because she's a widow. There are LOADS of other reasons.
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  819. Nearly 50% of school leavers attend university. Nearly 100% of those graduates get a job which is wholly unrelated to their course. (I exaggerate for comic effect, but not by much.)
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  820. I attended a pro-Tommy event in Westminster a few years ago. Magnificent buildings, evoking the height of empire. It was like walking through the ruins of ancient Egypt or the palaces of the Mayans. The buildings remain, but the great civilisation which created them is no more.
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  821. Child grape has always been a tool of persons intending to eff nick ally cleanse a region of its native population. (Gotta use weird spelling to get past the automatic algorithms.)
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  822. Some naughty BBC personalities are protected, but others are thrown to the wolves. Boy George was imprisoned for a violent sex attack, but he's been paid to appear on several BBC TV and radio shows. Alternatively, the presenter Frank Bough and the entertainer Angus Deaton attended sex parties and were never charged with anything, but the BBC made them unemployable. I suspect that, unlike Boy George, Frank and Angus lacked inside-knowledge of the private lives of the BBC's top executives.
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  823. President of Mexico closes the border with Gaza. Couldn't make it up.
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  824. There is a way for local communities to fix this, in villages where migrant camps are being set up. EVERY local person should join the party of their current MP. Become a member of their local association (Plaid Cymru, Lib, Lab, Con, whatever). There is always a formal adoption meeting, shortly after the general election is called. The meeting might be attended by say 100 members. Then an extra 300 genuine card-carrying members attend, dump the regular candidate and elect their own based candidate. All legal. All according to the rules. I wanna see this happen in EVERY community where a former RAF base is expected to house a thousand unwanted persons.
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  825.  @roastingminer6919  Russia claims it's Islamic State. They'd prefer it to be Ukrainians, but it's not.
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  826. Good advice: Always hire a lawyer, who'll charge you more for half a day's work than you might earn in a week. Yes, I know it's good advice, but paying £thousands when you've done nothing wrong isn't painless.
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  827. I loved the anti-establishment TV humour of the 1980s, even though I was a hardline Thatcherite. Rik in The Young Ones, shouting "Thatcher!" as an insult. The "Comic Strip" making shows like "GLC", or their wonderful movie, "The Strike", with a comedian playing Al Pacino as Arthur Scargill. Or their movie "Eat the Rich". A wrestler playing the Home Secretary, having an illicit love affair with Queen Elizabeth, both of them returning to Buck House late at night, blind drunk and waking the corgis. "I'm the 'ome secretary and I can't even type". Did I try to destroy the careers of Ade Edmundson and his like? No. Free speech is WONDERFUL.
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  828. The Mosquito was a phenomenally effective night interdictor.
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  829. Reminds me of Josey Wales, telling the homesteaders they've got to get mean and angry in order to survive. CHIEF DAN: "We're sure gonna teach these pale faces a thing or two. No offence". GRANNY: "None taken".
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  830. Fear porn.
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  831. PREDICTION: Elon's suicide whilst in custody was faked.
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  832. Peter was right. Shut up Meg.
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  833. Excellent comment. Anybody who wants to smash the establishment with a wrecking ball is my choice. The more hated Trump is, the more I support him.
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  834. I'm curious: How much do those workers receive? My guess is that they get a lot more than the average UK income.
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  835. Imagine if covid arrived 100 years ago. Would anyone have noticed?
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  836. The biggest disadvantage in the UK today is being a white working class boy in a majority non-white city.
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  837. I can understand an ex-POTUS storing documents so as to ensure his subsequent biographers have material, but a POTUS in office has no need to do so. Plus in Biden's case, it's unlikely he himself authorised the storage of the documents or even knew they were on his premises. So which of Biden's aides is selectively taking classified documents and why? Discovering who chose to remove those specific documents will tell us much.
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  838. I got the Duke of Edinburgh bronze and silver. Still got PTSD to this day. Forking cold in that tent in the New Forest. Oh the horror.
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  839. Andrew - Please attend some anti-lockdown protests with a megaphone and a soap box. Do a live gig. First as Keef and then as Prof. Gideon.
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  840. I wish our government would privatise the BBC. Elon could've bought that instead.
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  841. Nah, the BBC.
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  842. I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars. Please Mr. Cleese - bring your talent to bear on this.
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  843. If Donald says so, I'll give Liz the benefit of the doubt.
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  844. Imagine if Emperor Palpatine named his supreme weapon as "The Cute Cuddly Fluffy Love Star". EMPEROR: "We're the good guys, nothing to see here, the Rebel Alliance opposes Love and Cuddles". Same thing with the Anglophobic charity, "Hope Not Hate". The name is deliberately misleading.
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  845. Enoch was right.
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  846. Thanks, Andy! I'm not in Wales. Dunno whether my signature will be accepted. I went to Wales a few months ago. Funny how Plaid Cymru loves Sudanese, Nigerian and Pakistani foogees but hates the English.
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  847. Come on, Nigel - WE'RE WAITING FOR YOUR LEADERSHIP!
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  848. Take our country back. From the River Thames to the sea. In every direction.
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  849. PLEASE ANDREW - Stand for Parliament at the next general election. Hire a hall for your hustings. Sell tickets. Invite a few other cancelled comedians.
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  850. Peter Griffin got it right. "Shut up Meg".
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  851. How does he know the kid is his?
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  852. A shout-out to Gary Oldman, who played Mason Verger in "Hannibal". What a phenomenal range Oldman has got.
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  853. I want Andrew Lawrence to be given a slot on GB News. As Keef Kuntabout. Loves a drink. Loves a tear-up.
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  854. Pretending he's an immigrant. Jimmy is the New Black, like Lineker.
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  855. George Orwell wrote something about an element in the British Labour movement despising its own country.
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  856. LABOUR: "Let's become the party which only appeals to sexual deviants and ethnic minorities". ALSO LABOUR: "Where have all our votes gone?"
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  857. I hope ULEZ will do for Khan what the poll tax did for Maggie.
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  858. I dunno about any of that. But anytime I mention a certain billionaire who hung himself in prison, or name the inn telly gence agency which benefitted from his huh knee pot operation, or the connection with the daughter of the Daily Mirror's former owner (read his Wiki biography), my comment ALWAYS gets removed or made invisible by YouTube's algorithms.
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  859. There are three types of lies: Lies, damned lies and statistics.
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  860. I wish it was legal, in international waters, to torpedo the vessels.
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  861. The BBC blames Trump.
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  862. I wouldn't want to work as a cop. Too dangerous. Neither would I want to work in a fast food burger joint, a supermarket, a cafeteria, a gas station, a restaurant or a tire shop
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  863. PETER GRIFFIN: "Shut up Meg". ANDREW LAWRENCE: "Shut up Harry". They're both correct.
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  864. I'd love to have a conservative government.
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  865. It's all by design. It was never intended to stop the boats.
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  866. This is a coup d'etat, an illegal seizure of government by the Left.
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  867. I recall an Open University programme from the 1970s. Enoch Powell was interviewed. He said, "First define 'racist', and then I'll tell you whether I'm racist or not".
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  868. I find happiness in Andrew's videos.
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  869. The security services could easily watch suspicious fugees if they only numbered in their hundreds. Not a chance when their numbers are growing by hundreds of thousands, year upon year upon year..
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  870. I finally got an appointment yesterday. I'd been asking for an appointment since April. Clap for the NHS? No.
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  871. ADVICE TO EVERYONE CONSIDERING MARRIAGE: Observe how your intended interacts with his/her family. If they all dislike each other, walk away. If your intended is loving and happy with his/her parents and siblings, go ahead because that'll be your future as well.
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  872.  @Shadowcu123  It's the culture. You'd never get mugged by a Korean, Japanese or Chinese American. It's not about w a y c e . It's about behaviour.
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  873. The book will contain whatever Meg's boyfriend wants.
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  874. Speaking truth in a time of universal deceit is an act of revolution.
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  875. Don't forget to wear hi-vis yellow jacket over their camo jackets.
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  876. Donald Trump issued a very loving and kind tribute to Her Majesty. We know who our friends are.
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  877. The fundamental concern is that buying a house in the UK has become almost unaffordable. Almost the only way to obtain council accommodation is to be an asylum seeker who's invited his extended family to join him.
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  878. There are ten thousand different issues which deserve recognition. That's ten thousand reasons why NONE of them should be recognised at sports events. Sport is about sport. Nothing else. EVERY other gesture should foxtrot oscar.
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  879. Agreed. I'd write the same about David Icke, if he left out the cr4p about the nature-goddesses and the shape-shifting lizard space-aliens.
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  880. Don't tell me... Hancock will hire Galton and Simpson as his speech writers, right?
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  881. Every word spoken by this police commissioner is crap.
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  882. Intelligent monologues of this kind ensure Carl will never be hired by the BBC. Every kind of leftist, LBGTQ activist and BLM campaigner will be hired for talks and discussions and book reviews, but Carl is permanently barred. His views are outside the BBC's narrative. He is excluded from diversity
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  883.  @purromemes7395  The US & UK will stand or fall together. Western civilisation was lovely whilst it lasted.
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  884. I'm hoping ULEZ does for Khan what the poll tax did for Maggie. (I loved Maggie.)
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  885. I express my condolences to the bereaved, but I'm curious: Was the victim elderly with a pre-existing serious health condition? Probably, and that's why the elderly / ill must protect themselves. NOT a god reason for shutting the entire country and jabbing youngsters.
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  886. QUESTION: How many scientists are ginger? This obviously dissuades ginger students from taking up physics and chemistry. Same logic.
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  887.  @realMaverickBuckley  Comes to the UK and initiates Soviet-style policing.
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  888. I yearn for the era when the Conservatives were capitalist and understood economics.
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  889. Sadiq Khan would welcome a million refugees from Gaza. What happens next?
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  890. Will these drones prevent the cross-channel invasion? If not, they're useless.
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  891. I suspect the BBC might be disappointed at the comments this video is receiving and call us "populist". Then delete every comment here.
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  892. Bring the troops home. If electoral fraud is confirmed and Trump gets four more years, we'll need US troops with combat experience to protect our cities.
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  893. Half the Conservative MPs are barely conservative. Half the cabinet is barely British.
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  894. Enoch was right. But if you're reading this comment, you already know it.
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  895. The greatest B-historian is Thomas Sowell. But B-people don't read his books.
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  896. I want the royal palaces to be used for accommodating our new surgeons and engineers. At that point, action will be taken to send 'em back instead.
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  897. Some cultures are better than others.
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  898. Dear God - I watched the children's TV series "Bill and Ben" as a small child. Bill and Ben the flower pot men keeping Weed is an image of patronising colonialist aggression. Or maybe a concealed comment about hashish.
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  899. The British government should send humanitarian aid to the homeless who sleep in shop doorways.
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  900. But FIRST he must release the Martyrs of January 6th.
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  901. If this was the History Channel, they'd claim the space-aliens who gave the Nazis their flying wing technology and anti-gravity time machines were trying to reanimate Hitler.
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  902.  @blitzerblazinoah6838  Tory voters can't be bothered to vote for a party which has turned to sheet. As a FORMER Tory activist of 29 years, I definitely wouldn't vote for them.
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  903. The US is taken over in a coup d'etat by a Manchurian candidate. To the applause of the MSM.
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  904. You're writing a guidebook to Roman London. Don't forget Roman London was 50% black and mostly transgender. The BBC told me so.
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  905. Drain the swamp.
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  906. There is also a suggestion in his half-sister's diary (Bridget) that Hitler visited England in the early 1920s.
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  907. A couple of million Palestinians could arrive at Dover and claim asylum. Under current legislation, we'd be obliged to accept ALL of them as foogees. All of them. Allow that to sink in.
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  908. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, ANDREW: Please stand for Parliament at the next general election. Stand as Keef Kuntabout. You are legally entitled to hold a public meeting (hustings). Sell tickets. Do 15 minutes as Keef. Short interval. Change of clothing. Appear in the middle of the audience as Prof. Gideon Micropenis. Short interval. Appear on stage as a Sergeant Detective Inspector from Twat Valley, giving advice about social distancing. Short interval. And so on. What a tear-up!
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  909. We've watched an illegal coup d'etat in real time.
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  910. Please look up the BBC's current chairman. Born in India and a member of the R of P.
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  911.  @connie3632  I left a reply right here, about 15 minutes ago. I've returned and it's gone. I called her a skinhead. How is that untrue? Maybe THIS reply will disappear in three, two, one...
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  912. @Jim McMaster I'm British, and I'd avoid many parts of British cities. I was in Westminster (central London) a few years ago. It was like walking through the ancient temples of Egypt or the Incas. The stone buildings remain, but the people who created the great civilisation are gone forever. The USA and the UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're in freefall.
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  913. Please Andrew - stand for Parliament at the next general election. I'd vote for you. We need more comedians to become prime ministers and presidents. It worked in Ukraine.
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  914. Starmer wants trafficking gangs to be treated as terrorists. I look forward to charges for terrorism being brought against the RNLI's senior executives and every person commanding an RNLI vessel.
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  915. The wealthiest person in the UK is Gopi Hinduja, an Indian businessman worth 5 £billion. A person with that wealth could spend tens of £millions to gain influence in politics and leave no trace. It would be equivalent to you or I buying a bag of potatoes. I wonder how Rishi became PM.
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  916.  @chico9805  Your comment and mine have put us both on the British Army's "watch" list as dangerous extremists.
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  917. Thanks for this.
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  918. Conspiracy theories are like being afraid of heights or afraid of the dark. Fear keeps you alive.
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  919. Aha! The Guardian newspaper! That's the newspaper which is more than one-third owned by the Saudi royal family, but loses £millions (sometimes tens of £millions) year on year in perpetuity. (Google it yourself.) QUESTION: Why would a foreign state want to buy a British newspaper which will never, ever make one penny of profit?
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  920. Some cultures are better than others.
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  921.  @shadowbanned5164  Rumour? No. It's real.
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  922. Jimmy is guaranteeing his next BBC contract.
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  923. Britain is tearing Britain apart.
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  924. Hilary runs like Joe rides a bike.
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  925. Beau fought with the US Rangers. Beau fought with the Navy SEALS. Beau fought with the French Foreign Legion. Beau couldn't walk into a military bar anywhere without getting the 5hit kicked out of him.
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  926. Enoch's ghost is saying, "I told you so".
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  927. The Left love to hate. They'll only offer praise where they simultaneously destroy another target.
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  928.  @LukeSkywalker522  Agreed. I demand reparations from Morocco, Tunisia and Turkey. Gimme munny n sheeet.
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  929. Notice that NONE of these clips are permitted to show the looters themselves. Only the frightened public or the police response. Diversity yay. (EDIT - There's a reply below, but YT has made it invisible in the name of free speech.)
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  930. I'm looking forward to the BBC's new series about gay black men seeking partners via astrology. That's not made-up, it's real, go search. If you buy a TV licence, you funded it. Gay black astrology diversity, yay.
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  931. Hiding in Gary Lineker's house.
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  932.  @bobmathews9072  Thanks for the explanation.
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  933. President Cho Bei Deng deserves the Nobel Prize for all the new wars he's starting. And he stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  934. I don't dislike Meg because she's only seven-eighths white. I don't dislike Heather Mills-McCartney because of her missing leg. Plenty of other reasons.
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  935. Diane says 99.9% is almost half.
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  936. It's like the ending of Charlton Heston's "Planet of the Apes". We're destroying ourselves.
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  937.  @BigChiefWiggles  The average age of death with covid is 82. 92% of all people who die with covid already had a life-threatening condition. It's sad when a loved one dies, but flu can be just as dangerous.
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  938. Listening to music such as "Fantasy on a Theme of Thomas Tallis" by Vaughn Williams makes me profoundly sad. It represents a lost Britain. For those who don't know, it's the piece used in "Master and Commander" as a shipmate drowns off cape Horn. Very beautiful, very sad. I wake in the morning, remember how we've allowed successive governments to wreck our country and my heart breaks.
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  939.  @Gallagherfreak100  Agreed. The U-boat fleet used snorkels, traveling submerged across Biscay to avoid being spotted by airborne radar. All very good, until radar became so advanced, it could spot a snorkel at night through cloud. The U-boat didn't even know it'd been spotted until the explosions ruptured their hulls.
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  940. Import it, become it.
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  941. Mahyar is more British than most Tory MPs. It's not about race, it's about culture and a love of liberty. I wish Mahyar, Carl Benjamin and loads of other YT heroes could be in Parliament. I'd also like Andrew Lawrence to become an MP, as Keef Fluffabout. Can you imagine?
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  942. I'm amazed because Boris is running the country, but he can't even organise a p*ss-up in a garden without f*cking it up.
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  943. Gotta respect Simon for the volume of videos he puts out!
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  944. I always assumed LBGTQ was a new Audi Long wheelBase Grand Touring Quatro. The LBGTQ+ has extra black leather. Am I mistaken?
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  945. Greta's ghost-writer was Brian Griffin, author of "Faster Than the Speed of Love".
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  946. PHENOMENAL !!! The BEST Bee Ever !
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  947. All going as planned.
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  948. There's a very good reason why celebrities don't speak up for Salman Rushdie. Those celebrities don't want to be murdered. What part of this is difficult to understand?
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  949. I used to be a Tory activist. I attended the Conservative Party Conference (1989?) when the education secretary Ken Baker announced that many tech colleges would be upgraded to university status. The intention was to create more technical and vocational graduates in engineering and science. Instead, most of those new universities offer useless soft art courses. Many of the students are from overseas, seeking only a means of remaining in the UK.
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  950. No voting without ID. No postal-voting without previously showing ID. No machines to be used. Liberty is too important and fragile to be put at risk.
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  951. "ME ME ME". Correct.
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  952. A line from a movie: "Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
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  953. HOW TO KILL ANY ECONOMY: 1.) Impose a needless lockdown for two years, closing businesses, deleting tax revenue. 2.) Borrow phenomenal quantities of money to fund it. 3.) Print money like it doesn't matter. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
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  954. Simon will get more Likes than the new Doctor Who.
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  955. I know it's off-topic, but here's a 100% true story. Stirling Moss was once pulled over for speeding. The policeman walked up to Stirling's car and remarked about the excessive speed. The copper asked, "Who do you think you are? Stirling Moss?"
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  956. Dropping a few V1s somewhere within ten miles of the intended target was never going to win the war.
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  957. Peter Griffin: "Shut up Meg".
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  958. EASY WAY TO GET THE RESULTS YOU WANT: Carry out a dozen polls about your issue. Every poll obtains a different result. Exclude the results from those polls which don't support your intended result. Publish the results of the one poll which supports your narrative.
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  959. I wanna see a Styx cooking video: "Styx cooks Peking lame duck".
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  960. PROBLEM WITH HISTORY: There's an awful lot of it.
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  961. Both De Niro and Joe read scripts which somebody else wrote for them.
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  962. One day soon, we'll be required to wear crash helmets when using stairs and escalators in public places.
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  963. The banks came for the BNP and I did nothing. The banks came for Nigel and I did nothing. Next the banks might come for Mahyar, Carl Benjamin and Andrew Lawrence and I'll do nothing. Finally they'll come for me. And there will be nobody remaining to help me.
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  964. Campbell did the same job in justifying Blair's illegal war as Goebbels did in justifying H's war. At least Goebbels had the decency of leaving office by topping himself.
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  965.  @John8_43-44  Hitler's word meant nothing.
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  966. It wasn't even Andrew who made the tweet. Keef Kuntabout stole Andrew's phone during a tear-up.
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  967. KEN AND KAREN: "Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry".
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  968. I'm pleased William smacked Harry on our behalf. If I smacked Harry, I'd have spent ten years in prison.
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  969. I'm ALMOST first at getting in here. In Harry's case, he's probably number 200 at getting into Meg..
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  970.  @howardbowen-RC-Pilot  Officers "come out" in a different way these days.
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  971. I've never trusted China since Mr. Washy-Washy stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  972. That's right. That's why it was wiser to get out.
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  973. If Scarlet Blake (the cat-and-human murderer) had applied to become a copper, he/she would undoubtedly have been accepted ahead of a wheight male heterosexual.
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  974. I never believed it was possible for democracy to be overthrown in the US.
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  975. I envisage something like the "Harry and Paul" sketches, with a posh southern family keeping Clive the Northerner as a pet.
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  976. What's the old quote about "cutting out a man's tongue because you fear the truth"?
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  977. The police want to go to these fuel stations and attend to these matters. But they've run out of fuel.
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  978. Food is cheap. Never been cheaper. Spend less on drugs, alcohol and tattoos. Buy REAL food, not cola or burgers. End of problem.
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  979. What did George Orwell write about the Party's final, most important command? Something about, "Disbelieve the evidence of your eyes and believe only what the Party commands you to believe".
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  980. That's forked up.
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  981. It's sad none of the British Conservative MPs are conservative. It's sad half the British government isn't British.
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  982.  @ZooScott  Sadiq Khan says they can all live in London. The UK's population increased by 3,500,000 between 2011 and 2021 (Census figures). Where did they come from? Yeah I know as well.
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  983. The BBC is actively encouraging a race war. I refuse to fund a corporation which seeks my ethnic replacement.
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  984. Keir attended parties as well. Nobody blew the whistle on him, because nobody knew who he was.
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  985. Nigel isn't in the Commons or the Lords. He needs some means of earning a living. Good luck to him.
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  986. I went to Disney World in Florida back in the 1990s. I saw Pluto performing an indecent act with Mickey in the toilets. I thought at the time I'd misunderstood what I saw. But now it all makes sense.
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  987. Haters gotta hate. The Left hates and hates and hates. Name anything. The Left will hate it for the purpose of short-term gain and move on.
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  988.  @waynesawyer  We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. The lights are still on. The band still plays. Few people realise that a horrific disaster has been set in motion and cannot now be averted.
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  989. How about the civil service should just do their feckin job?
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  990.  @imhere8380  Some assailants are indeed of European descent. The proportion of non-Europeans in these attacks is much, much greater than their percentage in the population.
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  991. Archbishop of Canterbury is heartbroken.
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  992. I wondered why Sturgeon has a fish name. Until I sat near her and she opened her legs.
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  993. "We must be mad. Literally mad" - said a great man.
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  994. BIDEN: "I want a digital debate". AIDE: "Yes sir, that's a good idea". BIDEN: "I can do the debate without trousers". AIDE: "The real advantage will be the off-screen teleprompt". BIDEN: "No, the real advantage is that I can poop without messing my diapers". AIDE: "I'm not sure that would work, sir". BIDEN: "Corn pop". AIDE: "Sir?"
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  995.  @audiefarmer4118  I'm in the UK as well. I recall a BBC "Horizon" TV documentary, predicting the end of oil. The BBC is authoritative and would never lie to us. Right?.
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  996. PLEASE RE-ENTER POLITICS, NIGEL!
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  997. Make Kneecappings Great again.
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  998. Peter Griffin got it right. "Shut up Meg".
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  999. What's the difference between a fart and a bad smell?
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  1000. A fart in a balloon would take my breath away. Because it would take skill to get the fart into the balloon. A pile of cardboard boxes is NOT art because it requires no skill.
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  1001. Remote schools? Here in the UK, doctors and hospitals have been remote for two years. I've got unexplained weight loss and weakness. It took TWO MONTHS to get an in-person meeting with my doctor last June. I've waited seven months for a hospital examination. It's scheduled for mid-February via a f*ckin' telephone chat. Sometimes the UK's "free" National Health Service is envied by Yanks, but you'll die whilst waiting for your examination.
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  1002. My uncle fought with the US Rangers in Normandy. He fought with the British Paras in Arnhem. He fought with the Canadian division at the Rhine. My uncle couldn't walk into a bar ANYWHERE without getting the crap beaten out of him.
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  1003. OBAMA: "How are you, Joe? Are you OK?" BIDEN: "Who are you, boy? Have you come to lay the tables?" OBAMA: "No, Joe. I'm Barrack Obama". BIDEN: "Who?" OBAMA: "I'm Obama. I was the black president". BIDEN: "Oh yeah. Yeah. (PAUSE) I saw that movie".
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  1004. When I was a primary school kid in the sixties, almost ALL my friends had their tonsils out. Wholly unnecessary quack surgery.
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  1005. Lots of Japanese in the islands continued fighting for a couple of years after the Japanese surrender.
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  1006. South Africa 2.0.
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  1007. "Good news everyone!" - Professor Farnsworth.
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  1008. The Arch Imam of Canterburystan.
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  1009. The trouble with history: There's a helluva lot of it. The more I discover, the more I realise I know fork all.
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  1010. I'd compare Trump with Jesus. An innocent man who tried to save the world, hugely abused and mocked by evil and stupid people. Obviously Trump liked to fork supermodels, but that's 'cos he's a superstud. Like Jesus, TRUMP WILL RISE AGAIN.
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  1011. Sending my best wishes to liberty-loving persons across the globe. From a sunny southern England.
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  1012. Sinn Fein fought the wrong enemy. They claimed the British were the greatest enemy of the Irish people. It turned out Sinn Fein is the greatest enemy of the Irish people.
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  1013. Andrew sits in the darkness, silently screaming into the abyss. What - you too?
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  1014. The British government has reserved a cell for Paul, alongside Julian Assange.
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  1015. 1938: The England team was ordered to perform the Hitler salute at a game in Berlin. 2021: The England team are required to salute a career criminal who overdosed on illegal drugs. What could possibly go wrong?
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  1016. I'm British. Anybody who's both Canadian and of Polish descent gets my full respect. Sorry, does that make me waycist?
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  1017.  @AWM-YT-p9x  Slavery existed on every inhabited continent for thousands of years before the first Briton went to north America. Slavery was always about profit, not race. The British came to the trade late in the day, became one of the first to end it and did more than any other country to end it.
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  1018. I heard that in the voice of Ted Clubber Lang.
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  1019. I wish Carl could be an MP. It'll never happen because he's too truthful.
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  1020. Dan Hodges is to political predictions what Diane is to maths.
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  1021. Excellent. Why doesn't my wife understand this?
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  1022. Best explanation ever.
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  1023. I always preferred the output of Gerry and Sylvia Anderson.
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  1024. I'm hoping there might be an assassin pretending to be a one-legged OAP. A sniper rifle disguised as a crutch. One open window. Get on with it. Can we crowd-fund the same bloke to visit the UK and deal with Rishi?
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  1025. True, but the price we'll need to pay becomes bigger and bigger.
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  1026. Sir Keir looks in a mirror. He says, "I don't know who that is".
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  1027. I want Harry to hire Tiger Woods as Meghan's chauffer.
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  1028. BBC has been doing this for years.
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  1029. Not a chance. We're outnumbered. More than half of London's electorate is non-wheight. Ain't democracy great.
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  1030. Imagine if George Bailey had gone woke with his Bedford Falls Savings and Loan. Old Man Potter would've taken over the town and renamed it Pottersville. "Help me Clarence, let me live again".
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  1031. STYX IF YOU'RE READING THIS: Please seek the story of the British YouTuber Alex Belfield, who's been repeatedly arrested and STRIP SEARCHED because he requested information about the BBC via the Freedom of Information Act. Maybe do a joint broadcast.
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  1032. Many years ago, my life was in a rut so I enquired about migrating to Australia, New Zealand and the US. Bloody nearly impossible without specific skills or a LOT of money. I don't blame those countries, they're doing the right thing. I could've gone to South Africa, but now I'm glad I didn't.
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  1033. This is why a different country adopted something called "apartheid". The policy seemed cruel and unjust, but it was a means of enabling people with a stone age culture to evolve their society so as to match with that of western civilisation. Lots of gaslighting in this video. Describing them as "youths" so as to avoid a truthful definition.
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  1034. Honest people can't get accepted by the big parties.
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  1035. Channel 4: The broadcaster with a long-running series, about dating by looking at the private parts of complete strangers.
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  1036. Harry hired Brian Griffin as his ghost writer. The working titles: "Faster Than the Speed of Love - The Sequel". "Even Faster than Faster Than the Speed of Love". "Even Faster than the Fastest Ever Speed of Love". "Wow I'm Wonderful and Faster than Even the Previous Fastest Speed of Love". It'll be great until Harry comes home early and discovers Brian in bed with Meg. I'm not sure which Meg. They're both repulsive.
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  1037. @jon b No. Mutation makes a virus LESS deadly. Otherwise, humans would've been wiped out tens of thousands of years ago.
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  1038. Persons from diverse backgrounds are becoming doctors and surgeons with the same skill-level depicted here.
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  1039. "Politically disenfranchised". Good phrase for those of us who reject the Uniparty.
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  1040. How can we have an NHS when we've got open borders?
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  1041. You're a damned good bloke, DJ. I wish there were more cops like you.
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  1042. I want the arrivals to be housed in royal palaces. All of them are as big as hotels. They already have tall fencing and security staff. Plenty of space in the grounds for further tents and temporary buildings. The invasion will NEVER be stopped whilst the arrivals are being sent to distant communities, where the locals can be ignored whilst they're being bullied and intimidated. Put the arrivals in royal palaces or the wealthiest parts of Mayfair and see the difference.
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  1043. Is the Anglosphere a good thing? Compare Australia, New Zealand and Canada with the Spanish-speaking world. Who did liberty and prosperity better? Thank God the Ottomans or the Chinese didn't get to those territories first.
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  1044. Vaccinations make you free. All about hygiene. Take a shower and wear a striped jacket. You will own nothing and be happy.
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  1045. Calvin is WONDERFUL! He doesn't regard an archbishop as his employer. Calvin's employer is God Almighty. My own deity is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but I deeply respect Calvin for his work.
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  1046. Rivers of blood.
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  1047. Owen Jones reminds me of the character Rik, from "The Young Ones". I apologise if this is an obscure reference. Rik is a nasty infantile leftist narcissist with an exaggerated idea of his importance. He loses an argument, shouts "Fascist!" and storms off.
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  1048. As a male, I've never had a period. Do I still need to take the pill to ensure I don't get pregnant? I was hoping for guidance from Keir Starmer, but he doesn't know.
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  1049. Worth remembering there were Royal Navy carriers at Okinawa as well as American. The British carriers fared better because, unlike the US carriers, the British carriers had armoured steel decks.
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  1050. Klaus Barbie was very, very based.
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  1051. SAD FACT: Labour will win the next general election. Lammy as home secretary and Abbot as chancellor. Gawd help us.
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  1052. I was watching a Sky News broadcast from Washington, at about 4am one week ago. The journalist was wrapped up warm, speaking from directly outside the Capitol in Washington. Suddenly there was a glitch with the green screen. The image of Washington disappeared. The guy was standing in a studio. I wish I had it on video.
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  1053. If Meg hadn't married Harry, her current acting job would've been with a web-only channel. Her videos would've had titles like, "Meghan the Milf takes Two at Once". Or "Meghan shows us where her sun shines from".
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  1054. Any day now, I'll be arrested as a proto-terrorist for subbing to this channel.
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  1055. Did they suspect you weren't aged 18+?
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  1056. He's as male as the fake presidential election.
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  1057. Look up the current BBC chairman. His religion. His place of birth.
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  1058. Three false things: 1.) MP Michael Fabricant's hair. 2.) The Rwanda plan. 3.) The patriotism of the British cabinet.
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  1059.  @kevinbillington9773  That's true too. Perhaps he could stay in the allegedly way zist countryside. He could be protected by ordinary decent folk whom the BBC would label as afr irght. He should be perfectly safe, until a C of E vicar sees him and grasses him up.
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  1060. Trump goes to prison. Gets a cell near Julian Assange. "Hey - are you here for revealing the deep state as well?"
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  1061. Nobody could ever justify the likes of Stalin, Hitler or Mao making lists of their enemies and executing them as soon as they gained power. But I can understand the emotions which made them do it.
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  1062. It's funny how the UK has both a drought warning and flood warning at the same time.
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  1063. If OAPs feel cold, they can superglue themselves to the Speaker's chair in the Commons. End of problem.
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  1064. QUESTION 1: How many wars did Russia fight after WW2? QUESTION 2: How many wars did the US fight since 1945? QUESTION 3: Did Donald Trump start any wars at all? Seems to me Donald is the greatest US President in more than a hundred years.
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  1065. Only 100%?
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  1066. If Prince Harry watched more porn, he wouldn't have married Meg. I see no downside.
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  1067. We are all enriched by his diversity.
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  1068. I'd prefer Carrie Lineker on the coin. The greatest Afro-Caribbean female ever to play for the England team. But it won't be big enough for his (her) ears.
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  1069. Loads of alphabet-people in the media who don't want to give this matter any attention. Because they could be next.
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  1070. I wanna see updated versions of other shows. The Pink Panther as a black panther, wearing gang colours. Deputy Dawg as a gay black woman. Wily Coyote as a talented black rapper, cruelly oppressed by a white Road Runner who keeps him down cos oppression n sheet. Bugs Bunny as an intellectual mixed-race rabbit who's been raised in a one-parent family, but gets kneeled on by oppressive white vigilantes like Daffy Duck and Sylvester.
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  1071. American fiction suggested the White House might fall to terrorists, Russian agents or a "Red Dawn"-type invasion. Electoral fraud is much easier, and the mainstream media applauds it.
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  1072. There's an interesting article on the "We've Got a Problem" channel. After extensive searching, only 120 examples of racist abuse could be found on social media. Detailed examination has shown 96% of these comments came from outside the UK. But that's OK, the BBC loves blaming white Brits for things they didn't do.
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  1073. May worked very hard at supporting Brexit in public whilst simultaneously working against it.
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  1074. Waycism is dreadful. A bird shat on my car this morning. It was a waycist bird. Couldn't find my keys. A waycist hid them. My roof gutter is leaking. A waycist caused this. Every time anything bad happens, let's blame waycism.
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  1075. Enoch was right.
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  1076. How the f*ck are they going to put HUNDREDS of angry young men on airliners? HUNDREDS every day, for years to come?
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  1077.  @ChristopheA-dd5we  The Poles were already trained aviators when their country was invaded. They escaped to France, but the French were distrustful of aircrew who'd been shot out of the sky within days. The Poles were extensively retrained by the French, whose equipment was different from that of the Polish air force. France fell and the Poles escaped to Britain. The RAF didn't doubt the Polish spirit, but the Poles spoke no English and Fighter Command was the first in the world to be controlled and guided from the ground. The Poles were extensively retrained. Another problem was that the Poles were used to a/c with fixed undercarriages. The Poles kept forgetting to lower their wheels before landing, which made the RAF doubt their skills. Hence the Poles being given more time in the air before committing them to battle. By September 1940, the Poles were among the most highly-trained and experienced aircrew in the world. There is no substitute for time in cockpit for a combat aviator.
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  1078.  @msbecks7004  That's only the people in the census. Many others didn't complete the census because they're here illegally.
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  1079. I miss the former era, when sick deviants were too ashamed to tell us about their perverted urges.
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  1080. Barbados is WELCOME to step away. In fact, I encourage it. Everything they f*ck up now, they can only blame on themselves. If Barbados wants to become Zimbabwe Mark 2, please do so. And stop blaming white folk.
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  1081. Always the same people.
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  1082. @@badofi The French were justified in not participating in the second Iraq war. I'm British. Many fellow Brits regard Tony Blair, our PM at that time, as a war criminal. The first Iraq war was a different matter.
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  1083. Once the BBC has gone, he'll only get a job with Channel 4.
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  1084. Every US Marine is sworn to defend his people against their enemies, both foreign and domestic. Deserves a medal. Semper Fi.
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  1085. We were never asked.
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  1086. I want Keef Fluffabout as the next Prime Minister! Sex pest, freedom fighter and Tory leadership challenger.
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  1087. REMINDER: Don't buy a TV licence. But you already knew that.
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  1088. A sense of humour will soon be illegal. Let's ban the movie "Airplane!". Jokes about blacks, several types of Asians, Jews, amputees, abortion, heart transplants, paedophiles, gays, bestiality...(200 other examples deleted)... and people called Shirley. And what's funny about an airliner crashing anyway? Let's cancel funny. It's waycist.
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  1089. Everybody who buys a TV licence is guilty of funding this.
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  1090. This has become humiliating.
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  1091. I'm self employed. Imagine if a plumber, electrician or window cleaner made a few errors on his tax returns. The bloke (or lady) would've been crucified by HMRC. But Zahawi stays on. Wow
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  1092. The BBC regularly creates TV documentaries about the UK's race riots. It's almost as if the BBC is deliberately creating "how to" programmes and encouraging racial antipathy. Couldn't the BBC make a TV miniseries about the Royal Navy, smashing the slave trade in the early and mid 19th century? Nah, that would be contrary to their narrative.
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  1093. They all knew the grape ists were at it and looked the other way.
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  1094. Carl is smarter than me. I listen to this stuff and think, "This is mostly bollocks".
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  1095. Rishi knows he'll definitely lose the next general election. He'll do as much damage as he can before he's dumped. Then he'll be offered a top job with the WEF or equivalent and become very wealthy. Yes I know Rishi's already a near-billionaire, but then he'll be an even-richer near-billionaire.
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  1096. A difficult concept, explained very simply. Well done. Here in the UK, for a time about 50 years ago, the tax rate on high-earning individuals was 99%. So all of those high-earners went overseas and the government earned zero. When the tax rate was dropped to a sensible level, those high-earners returned and tax revenue increased dramatically.
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  1097. We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. Most people don't yet realise we've set a horrific tragedy in motion and it's now become inevitable. The officers on the bridge deliberately rammed the iceberg. Enoch tried to warn us from the crow's nest, but he was ignored.
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  1098. Finally we're waking up.
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  1099. Faster than I expected. A very rapid downfall.
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  1100. There used to be a time when comedians tended to be anti-establishment. Now they're pro-government.
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  1101. Part and parcel of living in a big city...
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  1102. Oh well, western civilisation was great whilst it lasted.
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  1103. I want Humza to run one of the two split parties. I predict he'll do the same for the SNP as Rishi is doing for the Tories. Trouble is: We'll get a HUGE Labour majority in Westminster. Our new PM will be somebody who doesn't know whether a woman has a pen15.
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  1104. What'll happen if hundreds of angry men of military age refuse to get on the plane?
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  1105. MAKE THE ASSYRIAN EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN.
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  1106. Andrew's bank account will be deleted in three, two, one...
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  1107. Prince Harry made a big mistake by hiring Brian Griffin (author of "Faster Than the Speed of Love") as his ghost writer for "Spare".
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  1108. Poor people who can't afford petrol should buy themselves a Tesla. End of problem. Right? Yeah all good.
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  1109. The Notting Hill Carnival is a perfect example of Afro-Caribbean culture and values.
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  1110. Unfair. Gary is the greatest black woman ever to play for England.
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  1111. Glad you appear to be over the flu, Andrew.
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  1112.  @gonzothegreat1317  BBC claims EVERYONE is far right, if that person opposes their own woke views.
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  1113. Ms. Abbott's article is in The Guardian What page? Diane can't count that high.
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  1114. I keep reading "SCOTUS" as "scrotum".
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  1115. Mr. Rosindell is a first rate bloke. I rubbed shoulders with him 30-odd years ago, pro-Brexit and anti-woke decades before these terms were coined. I also rubbed shoulders with John Bercow, a narcissistic careerist who'd pretend to support ANY policy if it gained him short-term popularity.
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  1116. Everyone who buys a TV licence is funding their own ray shul extinction (cre4t1ve 5pelling).
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  1117. There is no such thing as "cancel culture". It's a far-right conspiracy theory which never existed. Therefore it's fully-justified to cancel anybody who claims "cancel culture" doesn't exist. Yeah. Yeah. Take THAT, bigots! Yeah.
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  1118.  @rexcatston8412  Agreed 100%. The Tories are Labour Lite, same product but less sugar and a pretty blue label.
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  1119.  @johnbabin2269  The MPs created this problem for themselves.
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  1120. My mum was machine gunned on the bridge at Teignmouth, moments after it had dropped its bombs on Teignmouth Pier. My mum ducked for her life. The repairs on the wall could still be seen until the 1970s.
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  1121. If only we dug a HUGE trench around the UK and filled it with water, I'm sure this wouldn't happen.
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  1122.  @savannahglebe5165  The ENTIRE Uniparty.
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  1123. Interesting to see how the mainstream media ignored this entire event.
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  1124. Ben Habib regards Lee as the frontman for the Peoples' Party of Judea. Ben himself is a member of the Judean Peoples' Front. "SPLITTER!"
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  1125. If Enoch had been PM, we wouldn't have needed Nigel.
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  1126. It's like Germany in the 1930s: "DO NOT INVESTIGATE WHO SET FIRE TO THE REICHSTAG".
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  1127. Biden reminds me of President Benson from "Hot Shots Part Deux". "I took a bazooka round at Corregidor. Or was it the Little Big Horn. I can't remember. It was the one without the Indians".
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  1128. The Kray brothers were black. Probably.
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  1129. The business of America is business. I'd rather die than live in fear. Anything which gets in the way of business is damaging. If you're elderly or ill: Isolate yourself from covid. Everybody else: Get back to work.
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  1130. The New Testament needs a rewrite. Horrible story about a bloke who's whipped, nailed to a cross and dies in agony. It might make children carry out copycat crucifixions in the playground. Rewrite the story and exclude the violence. Introduce some black disciples and some transgender Roman soldiers. Everyone sits in a circle and they reach a common way forward, and live happily ever after in a vegan polyamorous anarchist commune.
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  1131. Joe can't remember any disasters. Joe can't remember anything beyond his last bowl of soup.
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  1132. Plenty of other C-words I can think of.
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  1133. Joe only went to Ireland to find the ancestral home of the O'Bamas. The O'bamas were definitely black. And definitely tanned.
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  1134.  David Ward  No. 92% of people dying from Covid in the UK already have a life-threatening condition such as cancer. Plus the average age of people dying from Covid in the UK is 82. In August, more people died from influenza in the UK than from Covid. Estimates of the number of people dying because they can't get treatment for undiagnosed or pre-existing conditions is put at tens of thousands. The lockdown is causing the economy to crash. This will result in unemployment, divorces, repossessions, bankruptcies, suicides and an increase in single-parent families. Charities are bereft of income, some of which would have funded research into heart disease and cancer. The lockdown is killing (or will kill) more people than Covid.
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  1135. Bad things happen in Iran. So Iranian exiles attack British police officers. There's a twist in their logic which I don't understand.
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  1136.  @OwenHooper-mv4fm  Says 6 replies. Only one visible.
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  1137. Joe thinks President O'Bama was Irish.
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  1138.  @1977Yakko  I can feel how Charlton Heston felt in the final scene of Planet of the Apes. "Damn you! Damn you all to hell!"
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  1139. Starmer seeks open boarders. So no change.
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  1140. I respect Putin for being a patriot who defends his country. Obviously the gentleman has his faults, but nobody can fault his determination to defend his own people.
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  1141. ADVICE TO ANYONE CONSIDERING MARRIAGE: Avoid marrying a narcissistic drug-abusing bipolar bisexual actress. What part of that do you imagine would produce happiness?
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  1142. Perhaps the contents of Hunter's lap top could explain some of this.
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  1143.  @stephencollins9062  FUN FACT: Crispin Blunt is distantly related to Anthony Blunt, the homosexual spy who was outed about 40 years ago. A friend of mine was a tradesman who did work at Crispin Blunt's family's home.
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  1144. He's the POTUS the USA needs but will never get.
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  1145. Nobody has the honesty to say, "Migrant voters always support Labour, and the UK has imported so many migrants that the Tories are putting themselves out of business".
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  1146. I myself intend to hire a person to walk in front of my car with a red flag.
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  1147. IDS is based. I'm certain he wants to say more, but he preserves his greater influence by remaining in the inner circle. If IDS did a full-on Andrew Bridgen, he'd be out on his ear.
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  1148. FUN FACT: Only two Heinkels were brought over to England, to be filmed alongside Spitfires and Hurricanes. The "wide" shots of massed Heinkels were filmed above Spain. The sky looks pretty-much the same everywhere. Cleverly interspersing the shots of two Heinkels with the massed formation makes it look like all the shots were filmed in the same place on the same day.
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  1149.  @Gotcha6666  Joe blames Trump for the collision.
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  1150. The England football team played in Berlin in 1938. They were instructed to perform the Hitler salute before the start of the game. This must have disheartened the anti-Nazis and Jews who were watching. Political gestures of this kind don't age well.
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  1151. Why won't BLM hold a protest about this? Oh, I forgot.
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  1152. Let's allow ALL of them to enter and live here. ALL of them. Yeah. Yeah. A few hundred million migrants. What happens next?
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  1153. Some lines from "Futurama", set in the year 3000: FRY: "I thought the world was going to suffer from global warming". LEELA: "It did, but it was counteracted by the nuclear winter".
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  1154. The British Conservative Party is scarcely conservative. It's scarcely even British.
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  1155. Leo Kearse said on GB News, "They start as a charity, it becomes a business and then becomes a grift".
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  1156. It'll be like replacing Captain Smith on Titanic's bridge, one minute after the collision. Can't make a difference now. 25 years from now, the UK will resemble the states of Serbia, Croatia and so on during the 1990s. I wish it wasn't so.
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  1157. I'd like Clint to make a movie about Kyle.
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  1158.  @fransvandenheuvel7161  Hamilton should keep his race on the track, not on his T-shirt.
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  1159. Sir Keir looks in the mirror and asks, "Who's that?"
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  1160.  @simondavies7643  Mentioning THAT religion gets my comments rendered invisible by YouTube.
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  1161. I always assumed an invasion would involve panzers fighting their way into Whitehall. The Army fighting to the last, artillery at point blank range and PIAT guns. Home Guard soldiers using local knowledge to defend every crossroads with petrol bombs and broomsticks. The PM sitting in his underground bunker with a revolver on his desk. Five bullets for the first invaders through his door. Saving the last round for himself.
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  1162. Not enough lamp posts or rope in all of Westminster.
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  1163. Just been talking to a Polish buddy and another from Slovakia. In both countries, they'd regard the current "brutally cold" British weather as blissfully warm and pleasant.
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  1164. Imagine Amber doing a poo on Keef's bed. Amber would get a one-way ticket to a local river in Keef's car boot. Wearing lots of gaffer tape and some weights.
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  1165. A million people have been granted visas to live in the UK. Obviously, this has no effect on the housing market. Most people can't afford a first mortgage until they're in their thirties. Half of people will never finish repaying their mortgage within their own lifetimes. Adding a million extra people to the UK's population year upon year upon year won't make home-owning unaffordable, will it?.
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  1166. This isn't really Andrew. This bloke looks like Prince Harry to me, allowed out without his gimp-gag and leash.
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  1167. Identical problems here in the UK. Putin laughs at us. I'm surprised YouTube allows your comment to remain visible.
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  1168.  @Dan-ud8hz  Matters will become clearer as more information is released. What matters to me isn't whether he's a far-right extremist or an Islamist. What matters to me is that the BBC conceals one part of the story (he's a Muslim convert) and deliberately misdirects by linking this attack to a previous far right attack.
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  1169. Enoch was in the crow's nest and gave plenty of warning.
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  1170. Will the last heterosexual white male please switch off the lights as he leaves the BBC.
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  1171. ...birthing person. Or YouTube will cancel you.
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  1172. The term "nuclear explosion" never frightened Homer Simpson. He'd throw some coffee on his monitor and eat a donut.
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  1173.  @michaelbritain5546  If it's coming, better sooner than later. We're getting weaker whilst the invaders are getting stronger.
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  1174. We need more TV shows about transracial butterflies.
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  1175. Miss Piggy was upset when Kermit's family wondered how pink their tadpoles might be.
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  1176. Remember "Spitting Image" and "Not the Nine O'clock News" from the 1980s? For those who were unborn at the time, the mocking of Mrs. Thatcher and the Tories at the time was both horrific and hilarious. Plus the TV series "The New Statesman", with Rik Mayall as Alan B'stard MP. Funny off the scale! If the mockery hurts, it must be truthful.
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  1177. Nobody knows who Keir Starmer is. Keir looks in the mirror and thinks, "Who's that bloke?"
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  1178.  Daniel Loomu  You're making racist assumptions based on stereotypes and you're literally Hitler.
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  1179. I'm British and confused. Is Ron Swanson the paraplegic who lives next door to Peter Griffin?
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  1180. I like to go out wearing my dirty raincoat, with the crotch cut away on my trousers. Being a moral person, I never go near schools and I only show my willy to adults.
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  1181. I'm happy for Trump to run. Alternatively, he should do a deal with a protege. Trump gives his blessing to the new guy. The new guy gives a job to Trump. Maybe reforming the electoral system to make cheating impossible.
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  1182. Priti Patel watches the movie "Con Air" and thinks, "Hmmmm, that'll work".
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  1183. Can abortion be post-natal? I nominate Rishi and Starmer.
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  1184. We're allowed to say ANYTHING unless it's forbidden. Yeah.
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  1185. Hey Keef - somebody has been doing videos lately who looks just like you. He's called Andrew Lawrence. The best flattery is imitation.
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  1186. I noticed 20 years ago that minor crimes were being recategorised as "incidents". Your mobile phone or your £300 bike is stolen, but it's not a crime. It's an incident. This makes it look like crime is much smaller than it is.
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  1187. I left a comment here three minutes ago, returned and it's gone.
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  1188. I'm British. I thought it was STUPID when Trump became POTUS. These days, seeing the people who hate Trump, I regard him as a hero. I was wrong at the start.
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  1189. A line from the movie, "The Battle of Britain": "You can teach MONKEYS to fly better than that!" In 2022, the RAF is taking the line literally.
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  1190. Oh they will! Whilst blaming both white people and Trump.
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  1191. The Emperor should've called his supreme weapon the "Kind Lovely Sweet Harmless Rainbow Star". The Rebel Alliance wouldn't have suspected a thing.
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  1192. Same as the BBC and the coppers.
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  1193. BLUE LIVES MATTER .
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  1194. We need a statue of Enoch.
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  1195. We'll need three royal yachts every week if we're to keep pace with new arrivals.
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  1196. MICHAEL CORLEONE TO FREDO: "You're my brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides against the family again". What happened to Fredo?
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  1197. IT'S A BIT LIKE SERVICEMEN LEARNING DRILL: HOW TO MARCH, RIGHT TURN, LEFT TURN ETC. THERE ARE OBVIOUS ADVANTAGES IN TERMS OF SMARTNESS AND ESPRIT DE CORPS. BUT IT ALSO CONDITIONS THE MIND TO IMMEDIATE OBEDIENCE TO EVERY ORDER. This is just getting you ready to immediately obey every order issued.
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  1198. Here in January 2022, Blair has received a knighthood. Hmmm...
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  1199. Technically speaking: The UK is completely effed. Sad.
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  1200. The coppers would refuse me a job 'cos I'm English.
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  1201. It's sad that real-life lesbians never resemble the ones on PH.
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  1202. If we accept 100,000 Ukrainians, can we send back 100,000 Pakistanis?
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  1203. A black woman who heads an organisation which focuses on racial division investigates cricket. Surprisingly, she discovers racial division. Even if it's absent. A bit like a TV show in which ghost-hunters investigate reports of ghosts in a house. Amazingly, they discover the house is haunted by ghosts. Even though there's no such thing as ghosts. If you're specifically paid to discover racism or ghosts, you'll work very hard to discover racism or ghosts which don't exist.
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  1204. The year is 2021, and the left is winning. God help us all.
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  1205. FAR RIGHT: Heterosexual and white. The BBC told me so.
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  1206. "No names no pack drill", but I deal with LOTS of foreign students from India and China. They take a course at a 4th rate University, which was previously a tech college until it was upgraded. They remain forever.
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  1207.  @TomyDayos  I'm straight, and my view is "live and let live". God bless gays, do what you gotta do. And if you voted for Trump, I'll even hold your hand. But come after my kids and I'm going full-on John Wick.
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  1208. Was that a Channel 4 or a BBC camera? Expect nasty words from them.
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  1209. Work ethic be damned. I'll never forgive that Chinese guy for stealing Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  1210.  @charliewain6852  He was frustrated because he couldn't find his destination. Loads of fast food counters but he couldn't find the one he needed. Kept shouting, "Where's Alan's Snackbar?" Maybe.
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  1211. No no no no no. Biden can't remember anything Trump did.
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  1212. Thanks, friend. As a Brit, walking through Westminster (central London) reminds me of walking through the ruins of ancient Egypt or the Mayans. The stones remain, but the once-great civilisation which built the structures has destroyed itself.
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  1213. Gary is the greatest Afro Caribbean woman ever to play for England.
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  1214. "Most Americans can't find Ukraine on a map". Creepy Joe gets confused between Ukraine and the UK. "Goddammit, why are those British invading both Ireland and Russia?" Also - "Austria... is that the one with the kangaroos?"
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  1215. The Japanese referred to their dead in WW2 as resembling the cherry blossom, having died at the moment they reached perfection. I wouldn't say that about the Japanese murderers of WW2, but the term can be used about the fall of western civilisation. You and I are witnessing its collapse, at the moment it was reaching perfection.
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  1216. Our capital cities - Westminster, Paris and Dublin- resemble the ruins of ancient Egypt or the Mayans. The great buildings remain. The magnificent civilisations which erected them have destroyed themselves.
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  1217. I've been waiting for weeks for a call-back "appointment". How many f*ckin' weeks does it take for my GP to give me a two-minute f*ckin' phone call?
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  1218. A toilet sees her coming and says, "Oh noooooo!"
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  1219. HARRY: "I'm beginning to suspect my wife is a gold-digging narcissist". PAUL McCARTNEY: "How many legs did she have? I had one like that".
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  1220. We must be mad. Literally mad.
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  1221. Thanks, my good blue-painted friend!
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  1222. @secondchance6603 Imagine risking your life to defend the borders of Ukraine or Israel instead of your own country.
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  1223. I refuse to fund a broadcaster which promotes my ethnic replacement.
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  1224. "Giggidy", says Quagmire. Himself a pilot.
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  1225. If Humza made his "W people" speech today, he could be imprisoned. I hope.
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  1226. Belfield couldn't possibly afford a £500,000 legal bill to hire a lawyer. Hence he reduced his chances of 100% acquital.
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  1227. Things to regret: 1.) JOHNNY DEPP: I shouldn't have married a drug-taking narcissistic bisexual actress. 2.) US ELECTORATE: I shouldn't have voted for Brandon.
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  1228. "Free thought" like liberty, justice and speech are soon to be banned, to protect liberty, justice and free speech. Want to challenge the results of the 2020 election? That's a black art. Light the fires.
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  1229. "I see the River Tiber foaming with much blood".
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  1230. The fish which couldn't breathe were called George and Floyd. Serves 'em right for having been lifelong career-criminals.
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  1231.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  1960s: "Mum - I'm a hippy!" 1980s: "Mum - I'm a Goth!" 2020s: "Mum - I'm a non-binary transgender multiracial butterfly!"
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  1232. Biden wandered among the bushes. "Hey George! Nice to see ya!"
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  1233. Biden remembers none of this.
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  1234. Alex Belfield banned me from his channel. Alex made a misjudged video in which he described Laurence Fox as a racist. Alex received a deluge of comments, claiming Alex was mistaken. Alex deleted his video. I left the comment "Laurence Fox is Innocent" on several of Alex's later videos and he banned me. I assumed Alex could accept some gentle and kindly criticism, but I was mistaken. It's sad, because I respect Alex's work.
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  1235.  @vxy357  Welcome to Wakanda.
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  1236. JOHN CLEESE: "I'm happy to offend people, even if I'm not being paid".
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  1237. I want Matt Berry as the new Doctor. (Toast, What We Do in the Shadows, etc.)
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  1238. PETER GRIFFIN GOT IT RIGHT: "Shut up Meg".
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  1239. Brilliant opening few seconds.
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  1240.  @Mitch93  British princes shouldn't marry American divorcees.
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  1241. Diane blames systemic waycism and climate change.
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  1242. WELL DONE THE LIONESSES !!! I'm impressed! Now I want to see these women play against a typical under-16 boys secondary school team. I wonder if they'll still win.
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  1243. It's becoming the duty of every rational person to draw cartoons of Mohammed.
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  1244. Not enough weight people or paraplegics in the British 100 metres squad. Not enough b folk working in air traffic control. Sometimes there are good reasons for this.
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  1245. Makes me admire Putin.
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  1246. I wanna see a new movie about this. With Idris Elba playing Scott.
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  1247. A redcoat carrying a muzzle-loaded gun.
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  1248. ANDREW AT THE 1.55 POINT - "Jeremy Hunt has come up with a new raft". He should've just gone to the Dover beaches. Plenty of secondhand rafts lying abandoned.
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  1249. Enoch was right. About Europe and everything else.
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  1250. 1,300 arrive in a day. Once every few weeks, 32 are sent back. Yeah, migrant crisis avoided. That's all good, right?
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  1251. Enoch was right.
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  1252. No no no, you're wrong. It's all Whitey's fault. The BBC says so.
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  1253. Will the BBC complain because not enough West Indians and Nigerians have climbed it?
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  1254.  @MrJoeyWheeler  Every part of the world which functions properly is built upon the British model.
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  1255. I thought "LBGT" was the new Audi "Long wheelBase Grand Touring" coupe. LBGT Q is the "Quattro". LBGTQ + has extra black leather and secure locks.
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  1256.  @bobrail733  The HMRC should look closely at the bloke's tax records. Of course they won't. It would be waycist to do so. Much easier to strangle plumbers and electricians with repeated investigations instead.
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  1257. I'm British. I envy you.
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  1258. If he's one of your favourites, Mahyar, he's one of ours as well.
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  1259. I'd like Trump, or Trump can do a deal with his successor. The successor gets to run, but Trump is guaranteed certain jobs. Like draining the swamp.
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  1260.  Mark Erjavec  Oh it'll collapse alright. And they'll blame Whitey.
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  1261. Chocolate chip?
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  1262. I'm trying to get a house built right now. The local authorities erect far too many f*ckwit regulations.
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  1263. The Royal Family needs to keep Harry at a distance. Invite them to events. Be polite. Thank them for coming and wave goodbye. Never invite them into private discussions or dinners. Every word, every private matter raised by the Royals will be twisted by H & M and used as a tabloid headline to sell a book. As Michael Corleone said to Fredo, "You're my brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides against the family again".
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  1264. Many companies advertising on TV refer to "festival" / "season" 'cos the word "Christmas" is offends some people. The charities still use the word "Christmas" because grifters know it tugs at the heart strings.
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  1265.  @joeegg124  The WEF has more power than the electorate.
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  1266. We don't have enemies. We have traitors.
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  1267.  @abdulsegs  The British left Nigeria and every former colony with a democratic constitution, a free press, a functioning civil service, a viable economy, a line of credit and abundant advice. It took Britain many hundreds of years to achieve that much for themselves. Nigeria received it in a couple of generations. If Nigeria is a shit-hole country today, it's your own fault, not the British.
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  1268. This won't affect any first time buyers. First time buyers must wait until the 2050s before they've saved enough for a deposit. But that's OK, illegal migrants can expect a free council house within weeks.
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  1269. As a man, my duty is to grow the food for my family. But fertilising an entire field full of crops is beyond the capacity of my testicles. Maybe I'm misunderstanding my task...
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  1270. The word "fascist" refers to a bundle of sticks, a symbol of might in imperial Rome. A single stick is weak, but many sticks bound together are unbreakable. A fascine was a bundle of sticks used by tanks when fording trenches in both world wars. The word is related to "faggot", a tight conglomeration of different items bound together. Hence the slang "fag", meaning tobacco fragments bound with paper.
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  1271. I want Liz to hire Jezza, Hamster and the Captain to privatise the BBC. No quicker way to put the BBC upside-down, in a ditch and on fire.
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  1272.  @rollovaughan  Gardens thrive under a layer of sh*t. The anti-white racists keep throwing all the sh*t they can invent.
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  1273. Remind me: Who's hunting whom?
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  1274. Comes to something when a long-haired occult-obsessed pagan speaks more truth than the entire lamestream media. Which is why I'm subbed.
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  1275. I want to crowd-fund a drunk Frenchman as M&H's chauffer. Who's with me?
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  1276. The BBC described this man as being from Newcastle until his photo was released. Now they're trying to find a way to describe him as far right. Or a Brexiteer. Probably.
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  1277. HOW TO END POVERTY: Get a job.
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  1278. EASY WAY TO DO IT: The Government should set up an asylum application centre in Calais. Every person in France who seeks asylum in the UK must apply via this centre. Any person who arrives in the UK from France WITHOUT a successful application will be returned straight back to France. Very easy, simple and cheap. A great idea, but the British government has no intention of stopping illegal migrants.
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  1279. George Cross.
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  1280. As an ex-Tory activist (who allowed his membership to lapse under Cameron), I loath and detest the entire rotten system. To hell with all the mainstream parties.
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  1281.  @ahoramazda6864  Resisting an invader is one thing. Inviting the invader to take over is another.
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  1282. It's not Rachel's fault at all. Diane Abbott did the maths for her.
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  1283. Whoopie self-identifies as Jewish. Being both black and Jewish enabled Whoopie to be selected for her role in Steven Spielberg's "The Color Purple". Weird.
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  1284. Identity of stabbers? Yeah, that's what I thought. (Probably.)
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  1285. Gotta fund dem new sir juns n enjineers sumhow.
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  1286. Our first-past-the-post electoral system is unfit for purpose. I can't see any way out of our predicament.
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  1287. Khan looks at what's happening in Gaza and says, "That's my ambition for London".
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  1288. The Labour division of the Uniparty imported Museums (cre4t1ve 5pelling) in the belief that they'd become Labour voters. Now the Museums have turned against them and are selecting their own MPs. I dunno whether to laugh or cry.
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  1289. My prediction: The Democrats have rigged the election. The majority of postal votes will be for Biden. The majority of votes in person will be for Trump.
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  1290. Interesting to see the video on YouTube, where the Bangladeshi prime minister was voting for herself. In a country which has officially banned every opposition party. Kinda like what Bidet wants to do with Trump.
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  1291. If Rishi becomes PM, on polling day at the next general election, most Tory voters will stay at home. Labour will win the next general election by a greater margin than in 1997. Not because of a shift to Labour, but because Tory voters just couldn't be bothered any more.
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  1292. Professor Farnsworth - "Good news everyone!"
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  1293. Work makes you free.
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  1294.  @shatbad2960  I'd be delighted if Blair went the same way as Mussolini.
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  1295. Genuine extremists wouldn't send warnings. They would've just done it. As in the movie "The Bodyguard", where Whitney Houston's sister turned out to be writing all the hate mail. These letters are patently false. Cry wolf, and what happens next?
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  1296. Some of those losses went up Hunter's nose.
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  1297.  @nonoyorbusness  Foxes only do what foxes do. It's in their nature. Intelligent people are supposed to recognise this and make preparations.
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  1298. Andrew's characters are as telling as those developed by Harry Enfield and the late Dick Emery.
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  1299. Fighting the enemy via the medium of interpretive dance.
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  1300. Russians are among the greatest people on earth. But every part of your history is a tragedy. This is very sad. More than sad.
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  1301. I've got pink skin, red lips, blue eyes and my grey hair used to be tawny brown. Being British, I also have yellow teeth. Am I coloured? If I applied for a job, I might be refused because I'm in the wrong ethnic group.
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  1302. Deserves to be on BBC radio! Oh, wait...
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  1303.  @dianeabbottsfootwearassist  ...as does your name.
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  1304. I identify as a Jewish disabled black woman. Gimme a contract immediately.
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  1305. They'll be refused a job at the BBC.
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  1306. I predict a Labour victory in Scotland. Scottish Labour's leader is from the same background as Humza. Out with the old crazy boss, in with the new crazy boss.
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  1307.  @whitleybayman123  The actual words are in the clip. He called the protestors far right and vaccine-deniers. What part of the clip did you fail to hear? My only surprise is that he didn't describe the opposition as waycist and then blame their reaction on Brexit.
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  1308. The artist Chris Ofili won the prestigious Turner Prize for painting pictures with elephant dung. No white artist could ever achieve such a distinction.
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  1309. I'd like next year's Eurovision entry to be two priests singing about their lovely horse.
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  1310. My son returned from school when he was about eight, with a Channel 4 book about Mary Seacole. Large chunks of the book were invented. One section stated Mary Seacole was mocked and picked on at school for being black, but she was brave and ignored the taunts. I'm pretty certain that never happened. As we know, there ain't enough racism to go around. So Channel 4 invents it.
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  1311. Next week your daughter.
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  1312. My 12 year old son asked me, "Is there an International Men's Day?" I replied I don't know.
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  1313. I love the depiction of the Pinto in the movie, "Top Secret!". From memory, a leaf falls on the rear quarter near the fuel tank and the car explodes. (EDIT - No, a big vehicle lightly tapped the rear.)
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  1314. Statler and Waldorf on the Muppet Show balcony were excessively cloth. Also, Miss Piggy was racially offended when she visited Kermit's family. All the frogs wondered how pink their tadpoles might be.
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  1315.  @Acediscoface  Zimbabwe Mark 2 on its way. But they'll still blame whitey.
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  1316. I recall Muhammed Ali on "Parkinson" about 50 years ago, objecting to black people being called "coloured". He said, "You people have pink skin, yellow hair, blue eyes and red lips, and you call ME coloured!"
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  1317. BOB HOPE: "Buy land. They don't make it any more". Bob Hope became one of the wealthiest people in the US by investing all of his earnings in land.
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  1318. QUESTION: How do YOU feel about the Channel 4-ident, of a big "4" helping illegal migrants across the Channel? Append your view herewith.
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  1319. Probably Scottish. One of the MacKaufmans of the highlands. Maybe.
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  1320. Drakeford and Biden: Which is the worst son?
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  1321. Jeremy Hunt is the best Cockney rhyming slang since the former home secretary, Douglas Hurd.
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  1322. I want Jeremy as the new Doctor Who, with Hamster and the Captain as his side kicks.
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  1323. David Lammy blames institutional racism and Brexit. Probably.
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  1324.  @anthonysullivan2973  Both parties are identical and I despise them equally.
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  1325. The PM we need but we'll never get.
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  1326. Tolkien himself expressed his intention to write a new mythology for England.
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  1327. Yeah but Albanians, Pakistanis and sub-Saharan Africans are all needed in the RAF.
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  1328. The term "Anglo Saxon" is frequently misunderstood. The term tends to be used to differentiate between England in the pre- and post- 1066 eras. The Anglish had been English since Alfred.
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  1329.  @occupier123  The BBC presenter claims most people in the countryside are middle class. Untrue. Most people in the countryside are poor. It's always been that way. People in the countryside lack the job opportunities, bus stops, railway stations, colleges and supermarkets which poor city-dwellers possess.
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  1330.  @CoolPapaJMagik  I'm sick of Anglophobia.
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  1331. My uncle was a kamikaze pilot. He had 27 successful missions.
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  1332. Kwasi was sniffing too much Coke and the bubbles went up his nose.
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  1333. We must be mad. Literally mad.
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  1334. Anderson and Bridgen are the only Tories I'd vote for. I write that as a FORMER Conservative Party activist.
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  1335.  @eytrix  Racist white cops is doin pit maneuvers on good black folk errery day. We is hunted. Gimme reparations.
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  1336. Biden doesn't want increased censorship. The guy can't put on his own trousers without two assistants and a list of instructions. He can't remember what he had for breakfast, let alone seek additional censorship.
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  1337. Own a new Rolls-Royce which complies with the ULEZ rules, and you can drive through London all day for free. Own a 20 year old Ford and you'll be charged so much, you can't afford to go to work. Socialism in action.
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  1338. Four people were in the Mercedes which crashed in the tunnel. The survivor was the only person who wore a seat belt. If the other three had worn seat belts, nobody would've died. The surviving was only injured because of three people crashing into his neck at high speed. I hate to quote Jimmy Savile, but - "Clunk-Click Every Trip".
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  1339. My Action man had no willy.
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  1340. What is YOUR country? I'm British. In common with Yanks and French and everybody else, we rely on Sky Australia for the truth.
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  1341. My school during the sixties had two b brothers. Both were being raised at the local orphanage. My son's school is now about 40% non-w. Guardian readers would call us liars.
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  1342. Too white?
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  1343. Disney would've hired Samuel L. Jackson to play the part.
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  1344. I'd prefer two priests singing about their lovely horse.
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  1345. Same across much of Europe, plus the USA and Canada.
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  1346. I'd gladly accept a million Ukrainian refugees, on condition that we could export a million others to Russia.
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  1347. Biden can't remember what he did yesterday.
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  1348. (IN YORKSHIRE ACCENT) Eeh, I remember when we was young, brother and me was so poor we' ad t'go t'school in Range Rover 'cos we couldn't afford a Bentley. We spent so much time with our nannies, we never got t'see us mum. We never knew us real father. Like lots of impoverished kids from broken 'omes, we joined the Army when we left school. We was poor but 'appy".
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  1349. Mr. Depp is a bigger man than Prince Harry will ever be. When Meg sh*ts on Harry's bed, he smiles and pretends it's scented like roses.
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  1350. Many years ago, I saw a TV documentary about the descendants of black slaves in India. As I recall, the former slaves in India have earned the same reputation for themselves as they have in many British and US cities. Some cultures are better than others.
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  1351. We have different swamps but identical swamp-monsters. We stand or fall together.
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  1352. Our new scientists and surgeons should be housed in the 2nd homes of wealthy people. Start with the 2nd homes of Lineker and Blair. Then put a few hundred in the royal palaces. How many engineers and opticians could we house in Sandringham? At that point, our wealthy elite might advise Rishi and co, "Why don't you intercept the dinghies in mid-channel and safely escort the vessels back to their point of embarkation?"
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  1353. If we all knew what was coming, we would've done it differently. Hindsight makes all of us wise. Enoch warned us about what was coming. It's becoming worse than he predicted. We have no excuses.
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  1354. ANDREW IS BRILLIANT! HE DESERVES A TV SERIES, WITH A CONTRACT FROM THE BBC OR CHANNEL 4 ...oh hang on...
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  1355. I've just come here from Simon's video about B-Romans in ancient Britannia. We know Londinium was looted and burned. Somebody must've done it.
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  1356. Mr. Kwarteng's strange behaviour went on for much longer than this short clip. Speaking to himself, sniggering and face-palming during the two minutes of silence.
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  1357. Regarding property values: Every year, more than a million entry visas are granted to migrants, plus there are hundreds of thousands of illegal migrants. Are we building enough new homes to keep pace? No.
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  1358. The C of E says, "Ooh lovely, all these new Christians, let's welcome them to Canterbury!"
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  1359. I like your reference. Next: Sid James laughs at the evidence.
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  1360. "Sun's out..." I thought that meant Rishi had been forced to resign. I'm disappointed I'm mistaken.
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  1361. As a Brit... I feel your pain and didn't vote for Rishi. When Joe met Rishi, Joe asked whether Rishi was Apache or Cherokee. Joe believes O'Bama is Irish because he's both black and tanned.
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  1362.  @jerribee1  Please repeat widely, as I do. No copyright. More people need to understand this. Perhaps Simon himself can read my comment and use it as an analogy in a future video.
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  1363.  @alexread9838  Maggie had the same battles. In those days, "woke" in the civil service was known as "ratchet socialism". Somehow Maggie usually got her way, but the wets got her in the end.
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  1364. Funny how the BBC won't mention this...
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  1365. TUCKER AND ELON: Like the opening of The Magnificent Seven, where Yul And Steve team up and take out the bad guys. I like this a lot.
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  1366.  @jeremiahjohnson-zn5hb  ANCIENT BRITISH LIVES MATTER. We demand reparashuns n munny n sheet from modern Italy.
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  1367. Every PJW video is a masterpiece. Sorry, is that a supremacist claim?
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  1368. I'm reminded of Harry and Paul's skits, about posh southerners taking in a northern person as a pet.
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  1369. Thirty minutes later, Joe couldn't remember what he'd said. In fact, Joe said so little, neither can we.
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  1370. As a plump middle-aged man with a dodgy hip, I demand the right to participate in the next Olympic Marathon by driving my Alfa Romeo. I could EASILY beat all the east Africans.
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  1371. The prison officer at the 2.20 part looks middle-eastern. Definitely not blue-eyed blond Nordic
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  1372.  @run2cat4run  No. The Empire ended local wars. It was impossible for the British to occupy any lands without the consent and assistance of local rulers. The British Empire was quite different from other empires, because it was built by traders and merchants.
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  1373. Danke gut freund!
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  1374. FUN FACT: If you wrote that about a black or Hispanic party, YouTube would ban you for hate-speech.
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  1375. I want a Hollywood movie about how the Royal Navy smashed the slave trade in the 19th century.
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  1376. The Uniparty governs us. We're sheep led by donkeys. Voting cannot change any of this.
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  1377. As a Briton, I demand reparations from the Italian government, following their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia from the year 50 BC. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter. I remain traumatised. Gimme money.
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  1378.  @ashman8406  I have the right to disbelieve in the existence of your God. If you disapprove, you're going to murder me. Yeah, I've got it.
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  1379. Shakespeare's Richard III shows disabled people in a bad light. A rewrite will show Richard III releasing the princes from the Tower and giving them ice cream.
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  1380. I want Calvin as the next Archbishop of Canterbury.
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  1381. Brilliant comment. Please use similar comments on other videos. More people need to see it.
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  1382. I've distrusted that lot since one of them tried to steal Peter Griffin's shirt. And charge him a nickel for every bing-bong.
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  1383. Who's Andrew? Surely this if Keef Kuntabout.
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  1384. Never once gave a description of the man.
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  1385. The quotation from the 50 second point means all comedy is now dead. If I can't make jokes about gays, mother in laws or sex, nothing is allowed any more.
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  1386. Exciting.
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  1387. Diane says 100% is nearly a quarter.
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  1388. New arrivals should be housed in royal palaces. They're all as big as hotels. Pre-existing high fences and security staff. Plenty of grounds where additional pods can be put. Might compel KC3 to use his royal prerogative and advise his cabinet, "One thinks it might be wiser if one intercepted the boats in mid-channel and safely escorted the passengers back to their point of embarkation".
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  1389. I'm old enough to remember news coverage of the fall of Saigon.
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  1390. My favourite Bernard Manning joke: A bloke bought himself a black inflatable sex doll. He blew it up and it mugged him.
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  1391. People getting sicker. Especially the jabbed. We told you so.
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  1392. "Are you lez compliant?" Taking LBGTQ demands a bit too far there.
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  1393. Henry VIII hired north African divers to try to salvage items from the Mary Rose. Doesn't mean there were lots of them.
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  1394. Ukraine is the ONLY country country in history which voluntarily gave up its nukes. Ukraine gave up its nukes, based on a promise from Russia that it would never invade. What happened next?
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  1395. Diane is completely reliable. That's why Biden arranged for her to count the US election votes.
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  1396. I want to show my support for Mr. Musk by buying a Tesla. Being a white male, I will delay my gratification, work hard and save my money. My white value system enables BLM to describe me as a far right waycist.
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  1397. Manson dies and goes to heaven. MANSON: "They killed me but I did nothing wrong at all". JESUS: "Yeah, same here".
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  1398. Parents giving names to their kids which they're too stupid to spell. Sorry, did I just write "parents"? Nah, MOTHERS giving these names to their kids. The fathers are long gone.
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  1399. (In Harry Hill's voice) - "Who's greater: Carl Benjamin or Karl Marx? Only one way to find out - FIGHT!"
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  1400. Notice how the TV news on EVERY Channel tries to avoid mentioning the guy is a black rapper, recently released on a $1000 bond, aiming his car at a mostly-white parade.
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  1401. All going as planned by the WEF.
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  1402.  @lehk23  I wonder how many Chinese-Americans, Indian-Americans, Vietnamese-Americans, WASP Americans and Korean-Americans were overlooked for this job. Just to ensure that a woman with her skin would get the job. I hope air traffic controllers are never recruited with this kind of preference.
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  1403. Don't worry, the new agreement with the French will sort it out. The new agreement is better than the one before that, and the one before that, and the one before that, and the one before that, the Rwandan agreement, and the agreement before that, and the agreement before that. Right? Right? Yeah all good then.
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  1404. This is one of the best ever rants. WELL DONE THAT MAN.
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  1405. There will be a Democrat POTUS forever unless the electoral system is overhauled.
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  1406. As a Briton (the future Islamic Republic of Britainistan), it's so surreal to see the same issues here in the UK as in Sweden, South Africa, Paris and Chicago.
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  1407. A seagull shat on my car. It was far right. Rained today. Obviously far right. Got stuck at three sets of traffic lights in a row 'cos of the far right. Stubbed my toe on some furniture, which was far right. I'm becoming too fat, because the far right put too much sugar in my diet.
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  1408. Gotta fund our new scientists, surgeons and engineers somehow.
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  1409. We need a different electoral system. The current system guarantees either a Labour or Tory (i.e., Labour with a blue label) government. We need intelligent and respected people like Calvin to team-up with other figures and press for electoral reform.
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  1410.  @samr8603  Both.
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  1411. 50 years from now, the UK will resemble the Balkans in terms of intercommunity strife. The survival of the monarchy is unimportant.
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  1412. Mainly peaceful. Hundreds survived.
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  1413. These people couldn't even w4nk themselves off without falling over and breaking their noses first. There's a precedent for this. Look up the story of David Milligan MP, who was found dead after he autoasphyxiated himself whilst w4nking.
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  1414. YES!
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  1415. Rishi blames the British people whereas he himself and the entire Commons are at fault.
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  1416. The Ashes? The Brits and the Jerries should have an annual cricket match to see who gets 'em.
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  1417. Well yeah duh, easier to prosecute children with naughty books than to prosecute gang-rapists.
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  1418. 1938: The England team was playing in Berlin. They were required to perform the Hitler salute. Imagine how depressing this was for anti-Nazis in Germany, the anti-Hitler generals who hoped to avoid war and the oppressed minorities who'd hoped for Germany to be internationally ostracised. What happened next?
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  1419. I wonder if there's a granny somewhere who'll accuse Simon of touching her bum without permission in 1976. I mean - it was a very hot, dry summer. Stuff happened.
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  1420. I'd sooner trust a kangaroo avatar than any elected politician.
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  1421. Sometimes the interpretation of history reveals the personality of the writer. It's like a Rorschach psychological ink blot test. Interpreting an ink blot as a butterfly, a chair or a baby with its head cut off reveals little about the ink blot but a lot about the person expressing his interpretation. "The colonies are feminised" = "I'm a closet nonce with a chip on my shoulder".
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  1422. Rope is cheap. Gravity is free. Plenty of lamp posts.
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  1423. Jezza should've asked the Stig to apologise on his behalf. We'd still be waiting.
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  1424. Win or lose, Trump remains in office for the next few weeks. He needs to send in the FBI for a rigorous examination of the postal votes, and also to reform the electoral system.
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  1425. I prefer "Emanuelle". It's sad that real-life lesbians are nothing like how they're portrayed on celluloid.
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  1426. FIRMLY AGREED> I assumed that Tommy was the worst kind of r-ist and refused to watch his videos. Then I tried one and realised he was right all along, and the entire British establishment has teamed-up to smash him. The final straw was Tommy's arrest for reporting from outside a court where way pists were being tried.
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  1427. Boris shafted us. In other news: Water is wet.
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  1428. Our NHS is among the first national health services set up by modern states. The concept was imitated by many other countries since the 1940s. NO other system imitated the British model, which they saw as deeply flawed. EVERY other country adopted a different system for its service, delivering the maximum care at an affordable cost. We're stuck with a system equivalent to a 1940s valve radio in the age of silicon chips.
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  1429. In my town in southern England, the Council fired every care assistant in their own care homes who refused the jab. So they put a contract with a recruitment agency to hire overseas care assistants. The new care assistants are being hired from South Africa and Zimbabwe. All going to plan. I know this, because I'm a landlord. The agency asked me to provide accommodation. I refused.
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  1430. I'm happy to have "Charles" instead of "Carolus". But will Charles defend the Faith? I doubt it.
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  1431. Here in the UK, the mainstream media is whipping up the race hysteria. A stupid error made by a good cop who's frightened is portrayed as a hate crime.
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  1432. Adolf Galland saying to Goering, "Give me a squadron of Spitfires".
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  1433.  @onlyme8117  All as planned.
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  1434. I'd like to see Diane Abbott do this. How would Boris react?
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  1435.  @johnturnley6972  It's definitely already happening.
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  1436. I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Eat pasta, drink beer and get laid. What's not to like? I send my best wishes to every Christian, Sikh, Hindu and atheist who's reading this. I send no greetings to the RoP 'cos they can't consume pasta or beer.
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  1437. Bradford's cadet forces were ordered not to wear their uniforms at their war memorial on 12 November. I've seen a comment that the same applied in Solihull. Amazing that youngsters getting training in the virtues of discipline and adventure can't go out in public without being beaten up by the newly-arrived locals.
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  1438. As bad as the UK piling up its own funeral pyre. We must be mad, literally mad.
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  1439.  @takilatime  I've been stopped a few times when driving. I was polite and so were the coppers. I never gave the cops a load of mouth. I didn't attempt to drive off by ramming the coppers or their cars. I didn't swallow a load of illegal drugs (which I didn't have anyway) or resist arrest. No coppers knelt on my back and I didn't die. Funny, that.
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  1440. I want Nigel to tell us how we can dump the first-past-the-post electoral system, in favour of something which actually works.
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  1441. "Gobble-gobble" says the turkey. Hunter says the same to his underage callgirls.
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  1442.  @carleddison7479  JIM DALE in Kenneth's voice: "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in f'me!"
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  1443. Well done mate.
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  1444. Rishi is trying to cosy-up to the press barons.
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  1445. Simon has an "unhealthy obsession with black people". BBC, ITV, Channel 4, every advertising agency in the western world: "Hold my beer".
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  1446.  @JennyIpray  Why? Attention-seeking wonkers, that's why. "Ooooh look at my virtues! My virtues are bigger than yours!"
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  1447. I don't fear Biden or Harris. I fear the forces which rigged the election and put them in power.
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  1448.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Hey Simon, if you haven't already done so, please relate the black history of Dahomie's King Gezo. He demanded that on his death, hundreds of his slaves should be beheaded until there was enough blood in a pit to float his coffin-canoe. The event was witnessed by British traders, who reported back to London. This prompted the Royal Navy's crackdown on the slave trade, which did more to destroy slavery than any other operation in history. The RN freed thousands of black slaves, who begged not to be returned to Africa. Instead they begged resettlement in the Caribbean, whey they knew they'd achieve liberty. FUN FACT: The mythical land of Wakanda is based upon the ancient civilisation of Dahomie.
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  1449. BIDEN: "Black players are just as white as smart phones".
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  1450. Paedophiles shouldn't be imprisoned? I wonder what the SNP's leader and the leader of the Scottish Labour Party (both Muslims) think about this.
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  1451. Are there any other MSPs with fish-names? Otherwise it's be difficult to replace Sturgeon and Salmond.
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  1452. I wish Harry had married someone sensible like Eddie Izzard instead.
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  1453.  @decimated550  We must be mad. Literally mad.
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  1454. Get the Labour Party the kind of leader it actually needs: Diane Abbott.
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  1455. The next time the cops ty to stop me in my car, I'll refuse to comply and drive away.
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  1456. You're Australian? Creepy Joe thinks that's the European country where Mozart was born. Joe also gets confused between the UK and Ukraine.
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  1457.  @Curmudgeonist  Too many sheep. Trusting their shepherds. Who will slaughter them.
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  1458. Owen Jones based his entire career on the legend of the Peoples Poet. Silly narcissistic lefty from a posh family. Loses the argument, shouts "Fascist!" and storms off..
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  1459. Hamilton should keep his race on the track, not on his T-shirt.
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  1460. Soldiers who've been in REAL combat don't talk about it. Harry boasting about his kill-count means he's lying.
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  1461. I love democracy. In some British cities, the Museum vote (cre4t1ve 5pelling) is becoming so great, they'll soon be able to impose a dhimmi tax (that is, a different rate of tax on non-Museums). Plus sharia law. This will be achieved 100% democratically. I weep when i contemplate the future.
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  1462. The runic system was invented by black Vikings, according to the BBC any day now. Definitely.
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  1463. I love going to my local tip. They've always got a pile of half-empty paint cans. People can take as much free paint as they want. Saves me £hundreds per year.
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  1464. In a just society, indigenous people deserve priority.
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  1465. I'm a white heterosexual British male. The BBC picks on me every day.
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  1466. This was a honey trap operation, run by Epstein and Maxwell on behalf of Mossad.
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  1467. I've done an online search. The murderer is a young black man with a baseball cap. But the cops are still wary of giving his description. Because they'll be accused of systemic R-word.
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  1468. FUN FACT: Childbirth is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children, neither will you.
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  1469. The last time nasties like this marched through London was the Blackshirts in the 1930s.
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  1470.  @VulpineSol  Katana swords aren't available in London. Hence the machetes.
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  1471. Joe Biden thinks it's right to arm bears.
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  1472. So somebody asked whether their kid would resemble a ginger Mike Tyson. DEAR GOD! IT'S WAYCIST TO WONDER WHETHER THE KID'S HAIR MIGHT BE GINGER!
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  1473. Yep. We're seeing the same thing on a micro-scale with covid cops.
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  1474. No no no. It's all deliberate and pre-planned.
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  1475.  @jhpfdijtuiweruot  I doubt that Neil will ever be awarded a contract by the BBC ever again. Speaking the truth has reduced his future income by more than half.
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  1476. He was correctly described as a Christian man from Newcastle. I expected a bloke wearing a striped football jersey, swigging brown ale and talking with a Geordie accent.
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  1477.  @rickbhattacharya2334  Nah, it's the Amish.
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  1478. Wakanda's a real place. Great buildings, universities, public parks, fountains, abundant electricity. Its real name is Johannesburg. Then the locals took over it and it went the same way as Haiti.
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  1479. Harry needs protection. Can we all crowd-fund a packet of condoms and send them air mail?
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  1480. ULEZ is for Khan what the Poll Tax (community charge) was for Maggie.
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  1481. LEO IF YOU'RE READING THIS - You, Andrew Lawrence and a handful of other funny antiwoke comedians should form a political party and stand for Parliament. Hold a hustings and sell tickets.
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  1482. Diane says she can count to 19 on the fingers of one hand.
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  1483. Some seriously good writing here.
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  1484.  @martinbrandom2654  The troops already have their safety helmets and safety boots, but NATO can't intervene without hi-vis yellow waistcoats over their camouflage.
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  1485. Klu Klux Karen.
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  1486. Imported his voters from overseas.
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  1487.  @monkee1969  New scientists and engineers?
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  1488. I think of Gates. I think of angry sea bass with lasers attached to their heads.
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  1489. In my town, new "shared spaces" have been created without kerbs or road markings. Pedestrians are supposed to share road spaces with two-ton lumps of metal, in close proximity to night clubs and pubs. Maybe coming soon: zoos creating "shared spaces", with lions and zebras in the same compounds. What could possibly go wrong?
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  1490. Agreed. I kept leaving the comment "Laurence Fox is Innocent" on his videos, until he banned me and I can't leave comments any more! I believe all of our alt-right heroes should stick together. Don't get angry about trivial differences of opinion.
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  1491. Mr. Assange is a Commonwealth citizen. There is good reason for the English judiciary to declare his time holed-up in an embassy, plus the time he's spent on remand, should be defined as "time served" and then release him.
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  1492. Who else remembers Charlie Drake as "The Worker"?
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  1493. Alternative title: The Kalergi-age continues.
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  1494.  @samfazers8818  I left a reply here an hour ago, but it's been deleted. From memory, I think I wrote Khan has a permanent majority which gets bigger every year. I can't see what part of this is untrue or hurtful.
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  1495. What was her accent?
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  1496. Great accent!
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  1497. I recall the scene from the start of "The Godfather". Sometimes extrajudicial justice is required.
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  1498. Promoted beyond her competence.
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  1499. All Anglophobic.
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  1500. We need a new Alfred. We had one called Enoch but he was destroyed by lesser numpties.
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  1501. Khan and Drakeford want speeders to be pursued by giant growling balloons. But the technology isn't there yet.
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  1502. Peter Griffin was right. "Shut up Meg".
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  1503. Holding open the gates to the hen house. And inviting the foxes inside. I can't blame the foxes. They just do what everyone expected. I blame the people who held the door open.
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  1504.  @ImperialistRunningDo  But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.
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  1505.  @emilysweet9082  Agreed. It's deliberate.
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  1506. Definitely. Perhaps there's an anonymous tip line / email address where you could inform the Inland Revenue / HMRC of your suspicions.
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  1507. Belfield got FIVE YEARS for saying hurtful words about Vine. If Belfield had murdered Vine, he might've been out sooner.
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  1508. Best thing about refusing the Jab is that we're still alive.
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  1509. I ran a small terraced hotel about 20+ years ago. The hotel next door was filled with asylum refugees from Iraq, Syria and so on. Many were Kurdish. There was a TV programme a few days after the 9/11 attacks. I could hear the sounds coming through the wall. The young Muslim men were cheering and clapping, every time the TV showed a plane crashing into the twin towers. True story. Jewish refugees in 1940 would not have applauded the invasion of France and Belgium, or the bombing of Coventry.
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  1510. Miller Light, not Bud Light.
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  1511. "Bombshell developments". Mostly peaceful for once.
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  1512. RESIST ANGLOPHOBIA!
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  1513. Damned true. An absolute truth-bomb. Please repeat your comment widely.
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  1514. I refuse to fund a corporation which seeks my ethnic displacement.
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  1515. The book "Spare" has done the same thing for Harry as "The Satanic Verses" did for Salman Rushdie. What happens next?
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  1516. Hitler was probably good at telling fart-jokes to entertain the kids. But that didn't look good in the propaganda.
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  1517. "Make misogyny a hate crime": Ban the Tom Jones record, "Delilah".
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  1518. This is why Scott Adams says "Get away from these people".
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  1519. Biden can't find his own trousers without his secret service agents.
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  1520.  @catherinecox3246  It's the incomers who are ray sist for refusing to adapt to our culture.
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  1521. Merci, bon ami Je regret ma Francais est tres mal. Notre... sorry, my English is better. Our own governments are our worst enemies.
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  1522. Please Andrew: At the next general election, please stand for Parliament under Keef's name. Or Professor Gideon. Or equivalent. Hire a couple of halls for your hustings. Sell tickets. Do a turn as Keef. Then another as Sergeant Detective Inspector Pisspot. And so on.
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  1523. Nobody's in charge. Boris is a nobody.
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  1524. You have 20 seconds to comply.
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  1525. BBC says, "I thought the saying was, go woke go successful".
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  1526. Andrew speaks for every parent. My son has become "Kevin the Teenager" (Harry Enfield reference) thanks to his raging hormones. Soon I'll only need to deal with my menopausal wife's hormones...
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  1527. Joan did a great calisthenics workout at the mall in Bill and Ted.
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  1528. Some did indeed go into British camps during WW2. Others went into the armed services. The RAF had specialist German speakers, flying in RAF 100 Group as an eighth crew member on Lancasters. They monitored German radio communications, and issued misleading instructions to enemy night fighters.
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  1529. There's a village in Dorset called Shitterton. Earl of Shitterton seems right.
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  1530. It worked for Heather Mills when she married Paul McCartney, popped out a kid and took the ex-Beatle to the divorce court.
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  1531. The British invented the aeroplane. Stonehenge was a control tower.
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  1532.  @notanumber1311  Fearful of being called the R-word. Plus there's no platform for them in the media.
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  1533. Will the last heterosexual white male at the BBC please switch off the lights as he leaves Broadcasting House.
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  1534. Lots of muscled L-women in prison, eager to make Greta's acquaintance.
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  1535. He crashed into multiple restaurants. He said something about looking for Allah's Snackbar.
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  1536.  @tappym9141  I assume Tyrone is saying, "This isn't satire, this is the unvarnished truth".
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  1537. "Fritz Henkel"... can you imagine a name any more German?
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  1538. I trust Andrew, Carl Benjamin, Simon Webb and only a handful of others.
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  1539.  @djdusted6485  Why aren't there more white people in the Nigerian team?
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  1540. I don't want a deal. I want Brexit.
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  1541. Soon, Gary will have a cell alongside Alex Belfield and Julian Assange. "Are you here because you told the truth as well?"
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  1542. Israel's superb intelligence service must have known this attack was coming. Being caught unaware in the '73 Yom Kippur War was different because it was planned in Egypt and Syria. However, THIS attack involved thousands of "civilian" fighters with thousands of missiles. Informants definitely squealed and told Israel it was coming, but Netanyahu saw it as a pretext for his "final solution" to the Gaza problem. But he had no idea this rebellion would be so big or so serious.
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  1543. Bidet blames Trump. Probably.
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  1544. I'm surprised this channel has survived for so long.
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  1545. I left an inoffensive comment here 10 minutes ago. I've returned and it's gone. Thanks, Al Gore rhythms. It went down faster than Philip Schofield on a teenage assistant.
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  1546.  @pbkayakyer  A duck which was crushed by a car. Makes sense now.
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  1547. Obama was the first African-American POTUS. Biden is the first Chinese-American POTUS. (Like this comment? Please repeat widely.)
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  1548. This is a sad move but overdue and necessary. Will this also apply to postal voting? I predict the number of persons who vote by post will increase to get around this.
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  1549. The stabbings are mostly peaceful.
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  1550. As W is bound and gagged and on his knees, with a lapsed Christian convert holding a machete to his throat, W will be thinking: "I'm pleased nobody can describe me as a r - ist". (I've discovered I can't write the R - word or W's name without YouTube deleting my comment.)
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  1551. Imagine if Mr. Assange could access Hunter Biden's laptop. The sparks would fly.
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  1552. Omicron Persei 8 is Lrrr's home planet. He's the space-alien who enjoys the TV show, "Single Female Lawyer".
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  1553. QUESTION: In the months since Floyd overdosed himself, how many black-on-black shootings have there been in Chicago alone?
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  1554.  @nocturnalowl5867  Agreed. Slavery existed on every inhabited continent for thousands of years before Columbus arrived in the New World. White people were the first race to forbid slavery.
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  1555. The NHS is unfit for purpose. There are lots of health services around the world. NONE of them are based upon the NHS model. The NHS has a greater expenditure than any other health service, but provides a poorer quality of care. Clapping for the NHS is a celebration of mediocrity.
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  1556. Ditto from southern England.
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  1557. Pets.
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  1558. Strange how this regulation also applies during the small hours of the morning.
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  1559. ADVICE TO ANYONE CONSIDERING MARRIAGE: Observe how your intended interacts with his/her parents and siblings. If they're happy together, marry your intended because that'll be your future too. If your intended has a broken relationship with his/her parents and siblings (as per Meghan Markle), run away and hide.
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  1560. Agreed 100%. Could not put it better.
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  1561.  David Ward  People die every day. In August 2020, influenza was number eight on the list of causes of death in the UK. Covid was number 24. Google it yourself. I'd rather die than live in fear.
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  1562. There are plenty of videos on YouTube, explaining how you may legally cease paying the BBC licence fee.
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  1563. Haley was successfully sued for plagiarism. He'd borrowed large chunks of his novel "Roots" from the work of a white novelist. So the greatest African American novel of all time was plagiarised from a white person.
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  1564. I've never trusted China-Joe Biden since he stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  1565. We trusted the wisdom of our Establishment. Like sheep trusting their shepherd who'll one day cut their throat.
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  1566.  @baileygregg6567  Making political speeches against his opponent whilst flanked by US Marines is a dirty stunt. There are places and occasions for political speeches, and different places and events where the POTUS must show magnanimity and authority. Lincoln on his podiums never used THAT level of condemnation against Jefferson Davis.
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  1567. One single adult who complied with the 2nd amendment and kept a gun in a locked cabinet could've taken out this maniac before any innocents were murdered. Failure to comply with the 2nd has consequences.
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  1568. My lettuce is still fresh.
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  1569. TITLE FOR BORIS'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY: "How I completely wrecked the British Economy in Less than One Year". FUN FACTS: The average age of Covid deaths is 82, of whom 92% already had a life-threatening condition such as cancer. Locking-down the entire economy is good because...?!?!?
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  1570. i watched the movie "Shakespeare in Love" on DVD a few days ago. Zero B-folk. Couldn't make the movie today with that cast (or caste).
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  1571.  @lollylou22  As a fellow Brit, it's strange to observe the spikes in crime in diverse and culturally-enriched cities. I . CANNOT . UNDERSTAND . WHY . THAT . MIGHT . BE .
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  1572. I've always disliked the word "villain". It's a Norman-French word, which usually means "criminal" but literally means "villager". The Normans imposed ruthless cruel laws on the English peasants. Every native English villager was regarded as a potential criminal. The word was used by tyrants and land-grabbing monsters to condemn the common English, and I hate it.
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  1573. The council in my area has introduced "shared space" roads in shopping areas, where pedestrians can walk among moving two-ton lumps of metal. I look forward to "shared spaces" in zoos, where tigers can share enclosures with zebras.
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  1574. I wish we had a Conservative government with an 80 seat majority. They'd sort this out, right? Yeah all good. Or maybe our MPs can't be bothered unless somebody pays them at a day-rate of £10,000.
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  1575. President Xi is the president elect unless Trump's legal teams can stop him.
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  1576. One day Mr. Oliver will be cancelled in the name of free speech. 'cos anything outside the approved narrative is dangerous.
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  1577. Has Mark Twain been cancelled yet? Coming in three, two, one...
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  1578. Alex Belfield has a report about Australians in a barbed wire-surrounded quarantine camp, who escaped and the police are now hunting them.
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  1579. We must be mad. Literally mad.
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  1580.  @John-es7fq  Rich men north of Richmond.
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  1581. PETER GRIFFIN: Shut up Meg. CHARLES WINDSOR: Shut up Meg. YOU AND I : Shut up Meg.
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  1582. British Intelligence provided copious information to the Red Army during the months before Kursk. The Soviets suffered bigger casualties than the Germans, but won anyway. The Soviet victory would've been impossible without British assistance.
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  1583.  @stevetaylor8698  It's got more culture.
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  1584. I had a 1960s fridge made by English Electric. It broke, so I threw it away but kept the "English Electric" badge. If ever I get an electric car, I'll fit the badge to it. I've also got some "Hawker Siddeley" badges from an old fire alarm system. Might make people think my electric hatchback has VTOL capability.
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  1585. I'm tempted to offer my transmotic contrafibularity, but my pericombobulations might be offered instead of my interfrastical pendergestulations. (With thanks to Rowan Atkinson.)
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  1586. As a Brit myself, I agree. But the BBC and the UK's Sky News claims the terrorist had "mental health problems". So it was all mostly peaceful. And an accident.
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  1587. House of Windsor evicting the Ginger Whinger.
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  1588. Charlotte Mosque.
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  1589. 40 years ago: Rik shouting "Fascist" at Mike, Viv and Neil. Then the rot set in.
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  1590. Agreed. But I would.
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  1591. I left a comment here five minutes ago which has disappeared. I wonder how many of YOURS will disappear as well.
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  1592. Be honest: Blokes cutting off their willies and dressing as women is inherently funny.
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  1593. Ralph C. Nesbit has entered the chat.
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  1594. They're preparing special camps for the unvaccinated. A sign over the entrance, saying work will set us free. 50 people to a hut, for real community spirit. A lovely range of stripy workwear. Don't forget to use showers.
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  1595. Soon most of us will own nothing but Rishi will be happy.
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  1596. OLD GUY: "There's a storm coming". SARAH CONNOR: "I know".
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  1597. I'd like to know what percentage of the votes were postal. I'd like to know what percentage had names like "M0h4mmed".
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  1598. The BBC won't mention the Great Reset. Shows they know what it is and they're complicit. The BBC hate both you and I. I hate them back.
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  1599. Stalin murdered more people than Hitler did.
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  1600. The more I witness of the collapse of western civilisation, the more I respect Vladimir Putin.
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  1601. DANGER DANGER DANGER ! Journalists who look into this will shortly be unalived. Dying whilst surfing, unexpected aneurisms, suicide without any note.
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  1602.  @lenvarley7973  I assume protests would become illegal if other laws were broken. Here in the UK, it has ALWAYS been illegal for the traffic to be directed by any person other than a police officer in uniform.
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  1603. Every time the British left a colony, we put in place a democratic constitution, a legal code, a free press, a viable economy and a line of credit. New countries which accepted our advice have prospered. Countries which reverted to their own cultural values are shit-holes. I think we did a good job.
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  1604. Good idea.
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  1605. Cho Bei Deng is the first Chinese-American POTUS.
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  1606. It was never about the virus, but the Great Reset. The virus is just the excuse. The opportunity presented itself and the Resetters used it. Fun fact: No lockdown in Japan and the virus went away. If lockdowns worked, the virus would've disappeared last summer.
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  1607. Every foogee will gain "right to remain" and will invite his entire extended family to join him.
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  1608. At the next local elections, the local community should tell that councillor he doesn't represent the community.
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  1609. As a US-loving Brit, I agree with Peter Griffin: "Shut up Meg".
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  1610. That couple should've fitted alarms and applied the 2nd amendment. End of problem.
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  1611. AND CANCEL THE BBC! (All of your comments used to say that.)
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  1612.  @ljones2087  I'm disappointed this woman hasn't been prosecuted for racist hate-speech.
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  1613. Bottom! And still most people won't get the reference.
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  1614. A video loaded by Simon yesterday has been removed or deleted. Tell uncomfortable truths and you'll be erased.
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  1615. Lee Harvey Oswald, John Wilkes Booth and Guy Fawkes had better methods.
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  1616. QUERY - Do Muslim and Jewish MPs claim Christmas expenses?
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  1617. Invite wolves to share our sheep pen. What happens next?
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  1618.  @stephfoxwell4620  When my son was about seven years old, he brought back a school library book about Mary Seacole. Completely false narrative. The book claimed she was bullied by white children when she went to school. I doubt whether Seacole ever went to school.
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  1619. FOR THE CONFUSED: This is a discussion about WW1, not the replay 20 years later.
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  1620. Welby is like Jesus: He's Jewish and isn't sure who his real father was. (Confused? Read Welby's Wiki biography.)
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  1621. Urine is greener.
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  1622. I'm British. Some of these stories are unknown to me. Who is this bloke Crist? Is his first name Jebus?
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  1623. You could take some Vauxhall badges and put them on a Ford. But a Ford would still be a Ford, with or without Vauxhall badges. Same with male/female transitioning. Cut and slice as much as you want, but all you'll get is a hacked-to-pieces mess with the wrong identity.
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  1624. I wonder how many of our comments and replies will be deleted.
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  1625. Maggie said after she was toppled that she wanted to do much, much more. But she said there were never enough of her allies in the House or in her cabinet to push things through. She always had to tread more lightly than she wanted. A few more Tebbits and his ilk would've achieved great things.
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  1626. GLENN QUAGMIRE: "Fat chicks deserve love too. But they gotta pay for it".
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  1627. It was a stream of unconnected gibberish. Each topic was separate from the other. A stream of consciousness. Or unconsciousness.
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  1628. @A.b.s Harold Wilson promise to hold a referendum won him the 1974 general election. Labour gave the impression of being anti-Common market without being so. Maggie's Tories wanted to remain in Europe whilst being anti-federalist. Neil Kinnock's Labour vacillated between anti- and pro- EEC. Same right up to the Corbyn era. Corbyn was steadfastly anti-EU during his entire career, but became a Remainer in time for the Brexit vote.
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  1629. Ain't diversity lovely.
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  1630. Just Stop Hoyle.
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  1631. The Bohemian corporal, the one-balled former Austrian. He'd win first prize in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest. And if he didn't, he'd make lampshades out of you.
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  1632.  @leesmith4659  Oh definitely. President O'Bama was Irish too.
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  1633. Sorry if this is an obscure reference, but I'm reminded of Neil the Young One in his student flat, painting himself white to deflect the glare of a nuclear explosion.
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  1634. They're Anglophobic.
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  1635. What happened to juries of our peers?
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  1636. A detailed and intelligent comment, Peter. The producers would regard your comment as waycist.
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  1637. Shamima told an interviewer she wasn't upset when she saw a bucket of heads. I'd welcome Shamima back to the UK, if it's only her head in a bucket.
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  1638. He's my local MP. As woke as woke as woke. Complete cnut.
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  1639. REQUEST FOR A FUTURE EPISODE: Please discuss the UK's broken "first past the post" electoral system. It permanently locks the UK into being governed by either the Labour Party, or the Conservatives (Labour with a pretty blue label). A party such as UKIP might obtain one third of the national vote in a general election, without getting a single seat. If "first past the post" was used in the Euro elections, UKIP could never have won a single Euro seat and we'd still been in the EU.
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  1640. FIRST! 'cos of my white privilege. The Guardian told me so.
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  1641. Funny how I've seen nothing about this on the BBC.
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  1642.  @grannyannie6744  Yep.
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  1643.  @notanumber1311  "Stalking" was supposed to be following people you're in love with but want you to go away, stealing their knickers off their washing line and pushing dog poo through their letter box. Making hostile videos about celebrities isn't stalking.
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  1644. Jill claims Trump pushed him.
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  1645.  @nemicofitid3617  My uncle was a kamikaze pilot. He flew 20 successful missions.
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  1646. I'm surprised Andrew stood it for so long. I allowed my 29-year membership to lapse under Cameron.
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  1647. I'm British. Same here.
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  1648. Gallows humour. Perhaps passengers on the Titanic made jokes about returning to their cabins to get their swimming costumes.
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  1649.  @t.wcharles2171  Covered it as a journalist and discovered a taste for cigars.
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  1650. I want the team which went after Alex Jones to go after Joe and Hunter. But that won't happen.
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  1651. The movie "Downfall" should have had a black person playing Hitler. 'Cos diversity n sheet.
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  1652. naval and merchant ships have ALWAYS had crews drawn from many nations and races.
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  1653.  @janeburke147  Easy for the coppers to go after Laurence. He doesn't carry a knife and he's not from a protected religion.
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  1654. They imagine their behaviour is new and exciting. Bowie was doing this gender-bending stuff half a century ago. Alice Cooper was doing the whole horror bit. Difference is - Those performers were original and talented.
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  1655.  @stephfoxwell4620  Using slavery which ended 200 years ago as an excuse for hating white people is just hateful.
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  1656. Where's the BLM protest against this shooting?
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  1657. WHITEHOUSE: "We'll support free speech by deleting every opinion which is outside our narrative". Don't blame Biden. He doesn't know it's happening unless it's on his autocue.
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  1658. Gary's the greatest Afro-Caribbean woman ever to play for England.
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  1659. I wanna see a remake of "The Day the Earth Stood Still". A well-spoken based alien lands his flying saucer in Washington DC. He says, "You Earthlings are completely fooking-up your world with woke culture. We couldn't care less, except you're on the brink of achieving interstellar travel. If you export that kind of nonsense to the rest of the galaxy, we'll turn your planet into a burned-out cinder".
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  1660. Not a chance of a Trump victory, with the existing rotten electoral system.
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  1661. Safer than modern-day London, Paris or Washington DC. Almost zero diversity.
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  1662. BBC: Just say No.
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  1663. I like the way Mark says, "The tracks are a dead giveaway, of course". As if you and I already knew.
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  1664. To any Yanks reading this - THANKS. Lots of Doughboys and other heroes are laid to rest in British cemeteries.
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  1665. "I was born with a willy but I don't know my gender", said no sensible person ever.
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  1666. In Iran, no candidate can stand in their general election unless he's been pre-approved by the Iz lamb ick police. It's getting that way here in the UK.
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  1667. I've seen your comment elsewhere. Well Done for repeating it. More people need to read it.
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  1668. Lovely bit of alliteration at the start of Andrew's rant.
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  1669. Ay up Lotus Eaters! (This is a fan-fiction reference to 2tone, who leaves this comment on every Lotus Eaters video.)
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  1670. I loved Mr. Starkey's TV programme about the Magna Carta.
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  1671.  @johnkitching2248  Sorry! Lineker did a tweet. Find the exact wording elsewhere. He compared the Tory government to the Nazis for trying to keep fugees out of the UK. Funny thing: If the Tories really were just 10% like the Nazis (no more than that, thanks) I might actually vote for them. There's a TV show about the airport customs in New Zealand. Attempt to enter NZ with the wrong visa or an apple and you could be arrested and thrown out of the country. But here in the UK...
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  1672. Let's import 500,000,000 Africans to Leicester. What could possibly go wrong?
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  1673. ULEZ might do for Khan what the poll tax did for Maggie. Same with the 20 mph limit imposed by Drakeford. I see no downside to this.
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  1674. "Let's Go Brandon!" with love and good wishes from the UK.
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  1675. Gary did indeed allow a migrant to live in his house for a few months. I suspect the situation resembled the old Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse sketches. The ones where a posh family kept a northerner as a pet.
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  1676. Less than 96%. Only 70% 'cos the other 30% are diverse.
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  1677. I used to believe this was weird conspiracy theorist nonsense. I now realise it's the truth.
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  1678. The media is complicit.
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  1679.  @headwindshield  "Next time I go to hospital for surgery, I want a 50/50 chance of getting a surgeon who's only been given a job because she's a black one-legged lesbian" - said nobody ever.
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  1680. I'm reminded of an anonymous poem, as read in the movie, "The Way to The Stars" (1945). "Do not despair for Johnny head in air. He sleeps as sound as Johnny under ground". And so on.
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  1681.  @vincekerrigan8300  No. Because it's untrue. The raids against Germany commenced as early as 4th September, but they were against German warships in Kriegsmarine ports. Carried out in daylight to avoid bombing the cities by mistake. Simon has misread a list of target ports and wrongly assumed the raids were against the cities themselves.
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  1682. NO! THAT'S RACIST! The Nigerian prince who promised to double the funds I sent him would never do that.
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  1683.  @Poodleinacan  Only the Germans could write a love song and make it sound like a military marching song.
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  1684. Damned right. Same with Trump.
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  1685. Thomas Sowell is a far better person than this. I like to think it's down to culture, not r4ce.
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  1686. Thanks for covering this.
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  1687. Laurence Fox said nothing wrong.
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  1688. I'm subbed to the channel, AK Nation News. A black American telling truth like Simon does. There is no more dangerous profession than rap musician. Suicide bomber and kamikaze pilot rate second and third.
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  1689. Humza blames hu ite people as well.
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  1690. I'd like to leave a comment, but Channel 4 won't allow me because I'm white.
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  1691.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Simon if you're reading this - You made an error in your earlier video about African inventions. The toilet seat was invented by a Nigerian. But it was a Brit who invented the hole to go in it. (That's a joke told by Bob Monkhouse in the 1980s, originally an "Irish" joke".
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  1692. She'd be outvoted these days, by the Muslim Labour activists collecting postal votes on behalf of the Imams.
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  1693. Jon Stewart is Jewish. So is Spielberg and half the cast whom he selected.
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  1694. Was that an MP or a councillor? I know this happened to a female Muslim Labour councillor.
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  1695. He can seek asylum in Afghanistan.
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  1696. Enoch was right.
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  1697. Wait 30 years and see what it'll be like then. If you tolerate this, then your children will be next.
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  1698. Regarding this video's title... That's exactly what I said to my long-dead grandparents at their grave side, but they voted for Biden anyway.
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  1699. The Guardian is more than 30% owned by the Saudis, but loses £millions (sometimes tens of £millions) year on year in perpetuity. Google both facts yourself.
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  1700. You too?
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  1701. Can we replace the word "exotic" with "erotic"? My garden is full of erogenous zones.
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  1702. We need Farage to be back.
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  1703.  @stevecooper2541  Enoch was in the crow's nest. Enoch shouted "Look out! Iceberg!" in plenty of time. The officers on the bridge shouted him down. And now look where we are.
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  1704. The boats will cease if the benefits stop. Imagine leaving all your doors and windows open, with a sign, "Burglars welcome here - please take everything you like, no repercussions". What happens next?
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  1705. An English professional footballer (soccer) has come out as gay this week. The BBC praises him as stunning and brave. If I come out as a proud heterosexual, I'll be reviled as a bigot. Go figure.
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  1706. I'll gladly accept Mahyar Tousi as British.
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  1707. I'm British. The US & UK have different swamps but identical swamp-monsters. WE STAND OR FALL TOGETHER.
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  1708. Guess which ethnicity will make the most money out of these productions?
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  1709. I want Andrew to be offered a Channel 4 TV series.
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  1710. It's like taking smiley selfies in Auschwitz. Visiting this site as a tourist is very bad taste.
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  1711.  @Y.T-rarely.shows.my.comments  Gary is the greatest Afro-Caribbean woman ever to play for England.
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  1712. As I've predicted in Comments on recent Styx videos: Most postal votes are for Biden, most votes in person are for Trump. It could be clearer: Biden has used widespread ballot fraud. Trump remains in office for the next few weeks. Whether he wins or loses, he needs to call in the FBI to closely examine the postal vote.
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  1713. Hey Lotus Eaters - Please make a report about the ownership of the British press. Large chunks of the press are owned by the Saudis (The Guardian) and Russian oligarchs (Lebedev & The Independent).
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  1714. David Lammy. Diane Abbott. Frank Bruno. Lenny Henry. Umm...
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  1715. The chase took two hours because the paparazzi kept getting separated in the 5 mph traffic. They repeatedly asked their taxi driver to slow down and allow the pursuers to catch up.
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  1716. There's a village in Dorset caled Shitterton. The Earl of Shitterton would fit.
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  1717. As an Alfa Romeo owner, I'm almost Italian and I look forward to it.
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  1718. Bond needs to be a white heterosexual male. No harm in creating a SECOND character to extend the franchise. No harm in creating "008" as a black female spy. Use the same "Bond universe", in the same way the Marvel movies are interconnected. Bond smashes his Aston, and in the next movie, Q is showing a gadget to 008. She points at the wrecked Aston and asks, "What happened there?" Q replies, "It doesn't matter, but make sure YOU return YOUR kit in better condition". Similarly, 008 might be waiting outside M's office as Bond leaves in a huff. Bond himself needs to be a cool, fornicating, wise-cracking killer on Her Majesty's service. Wanna mess with that? Extend the franchise, but don't mess with Bond himself. 'Cos everything woke turns to sh*t.
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  1719. Well done for reposting this. More people need to read it.
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  1720.  @jimmyzhao2673  He's turned his life around and has committed no crime since.
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  1721. Somebody needs to create a video, comparing Lori Lightfoot saying "No no no no no" with "Family Guy stubborn as a mule", "no no no no".
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  1722. Biden actually says stuff like this.
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  1723. Saying "the black man" ought not to be offensive. I'd describe this panel's host as "the bearded man with glasses". Saying "the Yiddish hooked nose Jew" would be nasty, distasteful, offensive and R-ist. But calling a black man "black" or a bearded man "bearded" is entirely neutral.
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  1724. I always consider the American Mormons as an example of success. They work hard, save their money, assist each other, maintain their marriages, avoid gambling and alcohol, ensure their children get a good education. That's how they've become successful, same as the Jews. Also works with Sikhs, Hindus, Catholics, Baptists and everybody else. For a broken community, look at Afro-Caribbeans.
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  1725. No need to cancel. Simply fail to renew.
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  1726. Nobody allowed to join unless they're called Karen. (No disrespect to anyone here who's actually called Karen.)
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  1727. I wanna go full-on Mad Max. Blades on my wheels. Spikes all over. Machine guns behind my indicators. A flame thrower inside my exhaust. YEAH! YEAH! Bring it on, baby!
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  1728. I'm surprised he doesn't get a peerage in the Lords.
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  1729. As a former Tory activist, only a fool would vote for Rishi and his crew.
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  1730. Next I expect FJB to save the people of Gaza by importing them to the US. They'll all get citizenship just in time for the elections.
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  1731. According to an article in the New York Times, more young British men have joined Isis than the size of the British Army.
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  1732. We need more Rooftop Koreans.
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  1733. Ellwood is positioning himself as the next leader of the Conservative Party. He's as woke as woke as woke.
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  1734. Jimmy & Gary Lineker are the New Black.
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  1735. FIRST 'cos of my white privilege. The BBC told me so.
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  1736. As a Brit, I side with YOU. Yee-haw, praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
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  1737. I'm sick of Anglophobia. Keep posting that until they ban us.
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  1738.  @jimskirtt5717  I'm happy with free trade agreements. The EU goes far beyond that and threatens my liberty.
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  1739. You lucky person.
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  1740. Distract, look the other way, nuffin to see here. Oh look a coronation!
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  1741. I want a new Four Yorkshiremen sketch, starring Harry. "Eeh we was poor when we was growin' up, we was so poor us nannies 'ad to take us to school by Range Rover 'cos we couldn't use the Bentley. Me mum was always off slaggin' with 'er lovers, bein' away at some of the most expensive boardin' schools I never saw 'er. I am the only person in 'istory whose mum died when he was a kid. Millions of people didn't weep for my loss and nobody 'elped us when we was in poverty. Like lots of boys from broken 'omes, I joined the Army straight after school to get away from the beatings. I was so desperate for love, I married the first middle-aged divorcee who'd have me. Eeeh I 'ad it 'ard growin' up. Nobody has ever suffered like me".
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  1742. Statler & Waldorf at the Muppet Show Theatre had a terribly cloth balcony.
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  1743. Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
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  1744. This is an illegal coup d'etat. The President has been ousted via a fraudulent election. Biden is not the legitimate POTUS. In third world states, a tank would be driven into the presidential palace and the president would be shot dead. In the US, the only way to stage a coup is to rig the ballot.
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  1745. My long-dead grandparents had a saying: "Stay away from the police and hospitals". Seems right.
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  1746.  @Wr41thgu4rd  Agreed. 30 years from now, we'll be in the minority.
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  1747.  @frankgesuele6298  Harry should've learned from Peter Griffin. "Shut up Meg".
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  1748. Agreed. The bagpiper was the best moment for me. A single piper, turning and walking away, his lament becoming quieter and faint, and turning away at the end. For me, that was the greatest, saddest, most profound minute or two of the entire ceremony.
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  1749. I saw this episode on TV a few days ago, I couldn't stop laughing. My wife is from east Asia. I tried to explain the joke to her. It's impossible to explain this joke to somebody who's barely heard of Shakespeare and has never heard of Macbeth. Or why Lady Macbeth fighting a bear named Duncan in a space ship is funny.
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  1750. Israel is a multi-ethnic multi-faith state (5,000,000 Palestinians in Israel, Gaza and the West Bank). How's that working out? Also, the census reveals that the UK's population increased by 3,500,000 between 2011 and 2021. Where did the increase come from?
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  1751. Every time I see the name "Lilith", I think of the Cranes in Seattle.
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  1752. Whilst we're at it, let's rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic.
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  1753. Gary is the greatest black woman ever to play for England.
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  1754. I'm sick of Anglophobia.
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  1755. I visited Disney World in Florida and used the toilets. There was grunting from the stalls. A door burst open. Pluto was on his knees, performing an act of gross indecency on Mickey. The two of them glared at me. I ran from the toilet and left the park immediately. I'll never visit Disney world again and now I'm frightened of rainbows.
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  1756. The REAL Saint George is supposed to have been a devout Christian soldier from what is today Turkey. He probably looked like Mahyar.
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  1757.  @jamesbondoo81  If you're reading this - - YOU are the resistance.
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  1758. I'm curious: Why didn't the BBC ask Mahyar? We all know why but asking the question says a lot.
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  1759.  @StrawberryNUKE  I went to Asda (British equiv. to Walmart) during the lockdown and explained I didn't need a mask 'cos I was wearing a condom. During the 80s, the official advice was "Wear a condom for safety". I've worn a condom every day since and I'm not dead, so I know it works. So I showed my condom-clad willy to the security lady. The staff were needlessly upset and I was arrested. Unfair.
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  1760. Judge not by the color of her skin but her sheer acreage.
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  1761. I can't blame foxes for what they do in a hen house. It's in their nature. It's what they do. I blame the people who held the door open, invited the foxes inside, knew exactly what was going to happen and did it anyway.
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  1762. Northern Italians view southern Italians as B.
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  1763. Everything woke turns to this government.
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  1764. Gravity is cheap. Plenty of lamp posts. Provide seating and sell tickets.
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  1765. Train drivers are richer than me.
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  1766. All of them will invite their wives, children, siblings and two sets of parents.
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  1767. My son's maths and English abilities hugely improved during the covid lockdown, when I taught him at home. Now he's returned to school, and he's slipped again.
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  1768. All going to plan.
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  1769. The New Zealand rugby team dominates TV advertising. All Blacks everywhere I look.
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  1770.  @MrBrumlad  Everybody who buys a licence is funding this.
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  1771. Face tattoos are great. They help me to recognise scumbags from a distance so that I can avoid them. (I'd like to write "avoid them like the plague", but the plague wasn't real, it was invented.)
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  1772. Wear a condom. You're safe if you wear a condom. That was the official UK Govt. advice during the 1980s AIDS outbreak. I wore a condom instead of a mask, every time I went to a supermarket. Great until the security guard stopped me and asked to see my protection.
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  1773. Hey Tony - was George Floyd working for YOU when he passed that forged money?
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  1774. Expecting cooks to wash their hands after wiping their arses is culturally offensive and a demonstration of hu ite oppression..
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  1775.  @garymitchell5899  The landslide Labour victory of 1997 didn't see a huge Labour vote. Instead, the Tory vote completely collapsed. Former Tory voters just stayed at home because they could no longer vote for a party which had deserted them and which was demonstrably broken. Voters who don't vote send a very strong message.
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  1776. True. Enoch Powell once corrected a C of E bishop on this point. A big difference between murdering and lawful killing.
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  1777. How many $billions will they waste? Ask Disney.
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  1778. Take lawful guns from good people, and there will still be millions of guns in the hands of criminals.
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  1779. Maybe Cromwell was right about the Papacy all along.
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  1780. She's a professional. If she couldn't find r-ism, she'd be out of a job.
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  1781. I rubbed shoulders with Bercow 30 years ago, as Young Conservatives. The only thing about Bercow which matched his intelligence is his narcissism. Bercow is super-intelligent, and will say absolutely anything to any audience to gain approval. 30 years ago, Bercow pretended he was a right wing libertarian anti-EU-federalist.
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  1782. How much is he getting paid? I expect his entire extended family will be given government jobs. Plus a black Mercedes and an apartment in central Paris or London.
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  1783. These rats will run towards any hand which feeds them.
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  1784.  @susanleatherbarrow2495  Charles is almost as wealthy as Blair.
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  1785. It's sad. I want to trust the police. Having subscribed to the channel "Police Abusing Powers", I can no longer do so.
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  1786. Ladies on the right are the BEST. I'll bet you're HOT. And if you're a senior, I'll bet you USED to be hot.
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  1787. The child's parents should've followed the advice of Scott Adams.
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  1788. Fredo Corleone took sides against his family. What happened to Fredo?
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  1789. I want Brandon to make a lot more speeches like this.
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  1790. Things seemed worse in the 1970s but we still had hope. Our hope has come to nought. We're completely forked now.
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  1791. Zimbabwe Mark 2 on its way! I wish them luck 'cos they'll need it.
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  1792. I want Andrew to stand for Parliament. It's worked before. Ukraine's president started out as a stand up comedian. Imagine Andrew as prime minister at PM Questions. "I'm Keef Fluffabout, prime minister, freedom fighter and sex pest. Oi oi!".
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  1793. Loads of videos are having their comments section switched off remotely by YouTube. I wonder how long our comments will remain visible. Half the comments I leave are automatically deleted anyway, despite cre4t1ve 5peIIing.
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  1794. Every PJW video is a masterpiece.
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  1795. This criminal might still be at large. He was filmed going onto the bridge but not leaving. Perhaps he thumbed a lift. Or he phoned a mate from a payphone, "You're obligated to help me because we share the same faith". The cops claim, "It's OK, he's dead, nothing to see here, move along". Which is exactly what Springfield's Chief Wiggum or South Park's Officer Barbrady would say. - EDIT - His rotten corpse has been found.
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  1796.  @commentfreely5443  I'm in the UK and live near a beach. Loads of women on the beach during the summer, sunbathing topless. I always avert my eyes in order to avoid embarrassment. It's difficult for me to keep my eyes open for long enough to walk past them.
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  1797. Harry's father is proud of him. But Prince Charles says, "I'm glad he's not one of mine".
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  1798. He'd be safer in Gaza. No tall buildings.
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  1799. Good news: They usually get ice-picked at the end. But by then, the damage has already been done.
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  1800. I've never been frightened of rainbows my entire 62 years on the planet. Now I am.
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  1801. Calling Owen Jones a wanker is like calling a motorist a car-driver. What part of this would be untrue?
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  1802. I want to see a remake of "Downfall" with loads of black people in it.
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  1803. Next they'll be pulling down statues depicting Jesus. Oh, I forgot. That already happened.
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  1804.  @zavialova  Dove makes you fat. Bud Light makes you gay. I stay away from both brands.
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  1805. Peter Griffin got it right: "Shut up Meg".
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  1806. Rishi is trying to do as much damage as he can before he's booted out.
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  1807. I came here for updates about Edward Longshanks and I'm disappointed.
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  1808.  @ceovideos8905  Fewer people voted for Bidet than the number of views on this video.
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  1809. Emperor Covid has no clothes.
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  1810. I wish we had a Conservative government instead of this shy t show.
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  1811. The justice system is way zist against career criminals.
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  1812. Thankyou for your comment. I expect you know the name of Cochrane.
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  1813.  @herbaliser4207  God help Matthew B if he watches the movie "Airplane!" Jokes about gays, paedophiles, bestiality, gays, amputees, abortion, blacks, Jews, Christians, veterans with PTSD (100 other examples omitted) and women called Shirley. He'll have a f*ckin' meltdown.
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  1814. There were no queues for fuel until the BBC told us there was a fuel crisis.
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  1815. Michael Corleone to Fredo: "You're my brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides against the family again". What happened to Fredo?
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  1816. The government's fuel revenue will diminish as electric vehicles become commonplace. The Exchequer will need to raise income by taxing electric vehicles as well.
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  1817. I'd never heard of Jerry Sadowitz. Now I want to buy a ticket to his show.
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  1818. Rishi will very shortly solve this crisis. He'll simply grant leave to remain to every newcomer. At that point, none of them will be here illegally. Problem solved. Every newcomer will be legally entitled to invite their entire extended families to join them. All of whom will have priority with council housing, ahead of native British couples with one child.
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  1819. He did a decent job in the movie "Valkyrie", and also in the TV series, "The Riches". If a bloke wants to dress as a girl, please go ahead, but he shouldn't expect normal and healthy people to indulge in his fantasy. Just do what you want in private with other damaged nutters. Don't seek approval from the rest of us.
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  1820. Israel is a multicultural society with diverse faiths. How's that going?
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  1821. 50 years from now, the living will envy the dead.
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  1822. HOW TO FIX THIS: The entire community should join the local Association (Conservative, Labour or whatever) of their local MP. They will be legally entitled to attend and vote for the person's readoption as a Parliamentary candidate, a few weeks before the next general election. Dump him/her. Vote for a based candidate of their own choice.
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  1823. "Diversity" actually means we're divided.
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  1824. Horrific story in the news about a young mother who was knifed to death. I knew immediately that the killer would be the different kind of diverse person. From Pah kiss stan, an over-stayer on a student visa.
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  1825. "Do you like movies about gladiators? Have you been in a Turkish prison? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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  1826.  @MrJohnnyseven  Johnny Depp would approve of your statement.
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  1827. Some traits are hereditary, as with child bearing. If your parents didn't have children, neither will you.
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  1828.  @JamesRichards-mj9kw  Expressing your hatred like this suggests you'd prefer the OTHER side to have won.
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  1829. Shanghai isn't all bad. There are no machete attacks by angry Somalians in Shanghai.
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  1830. I loved the Ladybird books. Henry V, Nelson, Warwick the Kingmaker, Oliver Cromwell, aircraft etc. I wish they were still available.
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  1831. Look at the call to prayer in any British city. Lord William Haig claims they'd all make good conscripts. To defend Ukraine's borders, Israel's housing developments in disputed territories and navigation through the Persian Gulf.
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  1832. I'm still waiting for Jeremy Vine to discuss this on his daily BBC Radio 2 lunchtime discussion show.
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  1833. Humza will import the new workers from Gaza.
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  1834.  @frenzalrhomb6919  Writing the truth gets you deleted here on YouTube as well.
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  1835. I wanna see him do it in drag.
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  1836. When Miss Piggy went to visit Kermit's family, she was offended 'cos they asked how pink the tadpoles might be.
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  1837. Every PJW video is a masterpiece.
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  1838. Vaughn Williams was a composer who used to cycle out into the countryside to ask farmhands to sing their folk songs. He'd write them down, return home and compose orchestral pieces based on ancient melodies. Vaughn Williams was English from a Welsh family, but studied a course from a Scottish university. His music represents the harmonies of traditional Britain. Vaughn Williams was too old to serve as a soldier during WW1, but enlisted as a stretcher bearer and ambulance driver. Some of his compositions represent the British soul, and express his sadness of witnessing so many young men with ripped and broken bodies.
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  1839. Funny how all the best Labour politicians are from a wealthy and privileged background.
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  1840. For free? Yes please! I haven't used Plasticene since I was a kid.
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  1841. If the Maoris were so advanced, how come they didn't sail to Europe and discover the British Isles?
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  1842.  @wavell14  You is only sayin that cos he be black. (Joke.)
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  1843. This is a coup d'etat. Trump needs to call in Homeland Security to investigate the postal votes in the worst-case states.
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  1844. What government?
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  1845.  @robgreen2197  Everyone who buys a licence is paying for the propaganda for their own replacement.
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  1846. I suck on Polo mints, and my family gathers around to hold up their hands near my breath.
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  1847. Interesting to watch the inauguration of the first Chinese-American president.
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  1848. I wanna hear Father Dougal's view about this.
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  1849. I've been to Bristol once. I don't want to go back.
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  1850. An American chopper.
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  1851. Same demographic doing it.
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  1852. Joe Biden stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  1853. Brandon prefers Rashid Snook and so do I.
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  1854. Can we crowd-fund him a one-way ticket to Palestine?
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  1855. The British public would've forgiven Boris. His Muslim MPs would've increased their determination to destroy him.
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  1856. I'm sad that in the UK's political system, it's impossible for wise minds like the ones on this channel to represent us in Parliament. Huge quantities of talent are being wasted. I want a system where the likes of Nick, Carl, Paul Joseph Watson and Simon Webb could perform their monologues from the floor of the Commons. Dom Frisby could even put his rant into verse and sing it.
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  1857. I'm British, and if I'd been a Ukrainian or a Lithuanian in 1941, I might well have joined the German forces. The horrific brutality shown by the Soviets against those countries and others would've been justification enough. The Germans were seen as liberators. A messed-up time indeed.
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  1858. Sometimes civil wars are necessary. 40 years from now, the UK will resemble Yugoslavia in the 1990s. I wish I was wrong.
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  1859. They've disappeared these days. I see more Morris Minors than Metros.
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  1860. Hotel California: "You can check out any time you like but you can never leave".
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  1861. The flower class corvette actually did something useful in winning the war. The V1 and V2 were a huge waste of resources.
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  1862. Agreed. Sending this monster to prison will keep him safe and possibly enable his redemption. Leave him in the community and the victim's family might get to him. What happens next? Justice might happen next. And if the victim's family was arrested and put on trial and I was on the jury, I'd find the vigilantes not guilty.
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  1863. Jiao Bei Deng wants you to obtain permission before using free speech.
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  1864. Your comment wins the internet for today.
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  1865. True, but Labour's position was always, "Do the opposite of whatever the Tories propose".
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  1866. Not Angela's fault. Diane does her accounts.
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  1867. I'm in a southern English town. Not saying where, but it's big enough for two Parliamentary constituencies in the urban area. So not small. In the 1960s there was only ONE black bloke in the entire town. He worked as a gardener and wore a big overcoat. So unusual, people would stare at him from buses because they'd never seen a black man before.
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  1868.  @mikedoncarolis936  Diane Abbott has looked at the figures and says it's easy.
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  1869.  @user-yl1xy5eg7b  Three replies. Yours is visible but the others are concealed.
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  1870. And the peaceful religion! Yay!
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  1871.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  If the mainstream media did its job properly, Simon could make videos about western novels instead.
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  1872.  @monteceitomoocher  Shows Andrew's skill as a comedian. He can say these things with humour. You and I can't write these comments or replies without depressing ourselves.
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  1873. Peter Griffin: "Shut up Meg".
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  1874. Monty wanted to be centre stage.
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  1875.  @thatlittlevoice6354  A few Irish geezers in Balaclava helmets should offer some stern advice to the people who are organising the Great Replacement. Speak firmly and politely to the lawyers, charity workers and ministers. Ask them whether they value having functioning kneecaps.
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  1876.  @orenmontgomery8250  Best cycling safety advert ever: "CYCLISTS - RED AND GREEN - LEARN THE DIFFERENCE".
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  1877. All true. Excellent analogy. My own analogy (I've posted it a few times) is that we're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. The lights are still on and the band still plays. Few of us realise a horrific tragedy has been set in motion and cannot now be averted. Unlike the Titanic, the officers on the bridge deliberately ran our ship into the iceberg.
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  1878. Anne Boleyn was black 'cos the BBC told me so.
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  1879. As soon as Diana could, she packed her kids off to nannies and boarding schools, so that she could have more time slagging with rugby players, rich Muslims and her riding instructor.
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  1880. I recall that clip being aired on the BBC. The BBC edited the clip to make it appear Trump said it about people from El Salvador and Mexico and ran with that instead.
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  1881. My local supermarket has loads of graduates at the checkouts.
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  1882. Who's the current BBC chairman? Where was he born? Look it up and consider whether the BBC is trustworthy.
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  1883. Haha!
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  1884. All the news channels are avoiding issuing the man's description.
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  1885. Sounds like a superhero. Kills 99.9% of germs. Dead.
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  1886. In all seriousness, I want Andrew to stand for Parliament. Obviously he won't win, but he'll get his message to a wider audience.
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  1887. Mahyar, if you're reading this - please check out and report on what's happening to Tommy Robinson. If it doesn't get your channel banned.
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  1888.  @Bigg_Trev  Yes, agreed. I see what you referenced there.
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  1889. The US and UK will survive or fall together. Right now we're both in collapse.
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  1890. I've never blamed the newcomers,. All of my blame is directed towards their enablers.
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  1891. Diversity = division.
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  1892. And nothing of value was lost.
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  1893. I'm a white person in the south west of England. I spent 29 years as a Tory activist (don't judge me) 'cos I assumed the Conservative Party would be strong on immigration, defence, policing and the economy. We were both wrong.
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  1894. It's becoming hard to laugh. The covid crap isn't funny any more. Andrew does a great job at satirising the insanity, but I'm too angry to laugh.
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  1895. Reminds me of the old Pete Cook and Dudley Moore sketch about casting a one-legged man in the role of Tarzan. "I have nothing against your right leg. Unfortunately neither have you".
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  1896. A Van Gogh painting? Why can't the protestors just cut their ears off? I'd watch that on YouTube!
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  1897. The 4.08 point: "Vote for them because of their conviction". Lots of forthcoming convictions in the SNP.
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  1898. Asda's 24-pack of toilet rolls has increased from £7 to £9.50 in less than a year. Soon it'll be unaffordable for me to wipe my own arse.
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  1899. 50% ? Diane says that's nearly a quarter of the population.
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  1900. I wonder how many of our comments and replies will be automatically blocked or rendered invisible by YouTube's algorithms.
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  1901. I loath antisemitism. Legitimate criticism of the state of Israel isn't antisemitic.
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  1902.  @skymanifest8339  We've had five Tory PMs since Brown and Blair. All of them saw what was happening and looked the other way. I BLAME THE ENTIRE FECKIN ESTABLISHMENT.
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  1903. Obama was the first African American POTUS. Biden is the first Chinese-American POTUS.
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  1904. We need TWO barges EVERY WEEK if we're to keep pace with new arrivals. Is Portland Harbour big enough for 700 barges? That's how many barges we'll need within the next 12 months. If we're not hiring 700 barges per year, putting people on barges cannot be made to work.
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  1905. This will increase the demand for secondhand petrol-driven cars. They'll be kept on the road for longer.
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  1906. Impfung Macht Frei.
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  1907. As a middle aged bloke, I demand participation in the Olympics Marathon event in my Alfa Romeo.
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  1908. Cancel the word "groomer". As somebody else commented below: Replace the word "groomer" with "Disney". Let's cancel Disney. Yay!
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  1909. Dem Jerries wuz leavin' faaaaasands of chem trails over southern England in August - September 1940!
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  1910. Just arrived from Calais.
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  1911. The council in my big town put double yellow lines throughout the entire town centre. You can't park your car unless you pay via a meter. This has killed the town centre. Businesses are dying. Half the shops are closed. Virtually the ONLY part of the town centre with free on-street parking is next to the town hall. "Do as I say, not as I do".
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  1912.  @babayaga9443  I'd prefer Ropes and lamp posts. We can but dream...
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  1913. Simon, if you're reading this - please check out what's happening to Tommy Robinson. But NOT if it gets your channel banned.
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  1914. Professor Diane Abbott can teach maths.
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  1915. It's almost as if our new Britons despise British values.
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  1916.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  SIMON IF YOU'RE READING THIS - Please give an honourable mention to the Vietnamese Boat People of the 1970s. Entire families risking their lives to escape persecution. Thousands came to the UK. They've integrated well. They're invisible because they don't appear on TV adverts, don't hack people with machetes and don't demand reparations.
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  1917. I can honestly say that every time I've been pulled over by the police, I never once tried to ram my way out and I was never shot dead as a result.
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  1918. Build back... the thing... oh come on man!
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  1919. Alex Belfield is Innocent!
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  1920. Yee-haw, it's what your 2nd amendment was invented for.
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  1921. Prince Philip is the last great heterosexual white male.
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  1922. The Titanic hits the iceberg. Imagine trying to save it by emptying it with a teaspoon.
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  1923. Looks like some parts of London.
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  1924. Did they find any dead children buried in Nicola's back garden? She looks the type.
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  1925.  @BonusHole  Sad how far we've fallen.
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  1926. If only we could dig a moat-like trench around the UK and fill it with water, I'm sure this wouldn't happen.
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  1927. Biden couldn't recognise himself in a mirror.
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  1928. Funny how YouTube says "9 Replies", but only two are visible (plus perhaps this one).
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  1929. As you've been a copper, please give us further insights into what's going on.
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  1930. "Polyamoury". Isn't that what the Prophet Mohammed did with his slaves and the little girl who became his wife?
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  1931. It's sad how real-life lesbians don't resemble the ones on the internet channels.
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  1932. Whilst you and I are grumbling via our keypads, Julian Assange remains in prison for exposing war crimes.
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  1933. These words have clear meanings. That's the point. Clutch master cylinder, clutch slave cylinder. Male plug, female plug. Sh*t, nobody's going to know what anybody's referring to.
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  1934. Simon made a similar error in one of his videos a few years ago. Simon erroneously claims the RAF bombed German cities before the Luftwaffe bombed London. The RAF bombed German Kriegsmarine ports: The docks, shipbuilding yards and so on. This was wholly within the rules of war. It's false to claim the cities themselves were the targets.
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  1935. It's very difficult and expensive to take commercial rubbish to the dump. Councils could stop 100% of fly-tipping by making it easier and cheaper to take waste to a council-run site.
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  1936. Thanks for explaining that. Even on this channel, only a tiny percentage of viewers will know what the Gordian Knot was. A bit like the term "Pyrrhic victory". I'm not claiming superiority. I've never understood the off side rule and never will.
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  1937. Your comment is absolutely f*ckin' brilliant. Please repeat widely. Your comment also applies to white 100 metre sprinters and black... I'm afraid to say anything in case I'm cancelled.
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  1938. Africans invented the toilet seat. But it took a Brit to invent the hole in it.
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  1939.  @kaseydynneson1925  EVERY country was pleased when Britain lost its 13 colonies. They assumed it would weaken British power. Didn't make much difference.
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  1940. Weird advert.
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  1941. As a white heterosexual male, I aspire to be neither black nor gay. However, I DO aspire to be a meerkat.
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  1942. The Church used to promote monogamy, chastity and self-restraint. Any moment now, he'll be sacked.
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  1943.  @valeriegrimshaw1365  Continued since by Brown and five Tory MPs. They're in it together.
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  1944.  @elih9700  The EU flag? No.
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  1945. I'll respect Channel 4 if they offer Andrew Lawrence a TV series. But he won't get one. Because Andrew is too white and probably not transgender.
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  1946. As a British person watching from the UK, I can't understand what the f*ck this is about. I will shortly Google Roe v. Wade and wisen myself.
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  1947.  @tomhaskett5161  True, but Trevor Howard was outstanding as Park and closely resembled the man.
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  1948. Imagine if in 1940 we discovered millions of N4r zees lived in the UK.
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  1949. I was a Tory activist for 29 years, but allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. Trust me: This would work. I hope somebody who opposes the new camp at Scampton and a dozen other sites will read this and set it up.
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  1950. Harry is the only person in world history whose mother ever died. That's why every person across the entire globe needs to hear his sob story. Harry saying so makes it true.
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  1951. Are we still allowed to write "snigger"?
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  1952. Good comment. Please repeat widely. More people need to laugh at the truth in your comment.
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  1953. GOD BLESS THAT MP!
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  1954. Agreed. He's a creep. However, professional prostitutes frequent these establishments. It could be a genuine example of mistaken identity. Dress like a waiter or a security guard or a croupier or a prostitute, and people might misidentify you. Groping the woman is still nasty, her outrage is justified, but she should use some common sense.
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  1955. You are a number, you are not a free man. Sadiq Khan wanted to use big growling balloons to chase motorists down the street. But the technology isn't there yet.
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  1956. I want GB News to hire independent journalists such as these two guys to review the morning papers. Hire Andrew Lawrence to provide comic interludes.
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  1957. Agreed. I've dealt with lots of Romanians on a business level. They've told me TRUE Romanians are good people, and all the trouble comes from the R0m4ny Romanians. "True" Romanians regard them as scum. I'm happy to accept what I've been told.
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  1958. I'd prefer to vote for Andrew if he stands as Keef Kuntabout. I vote for drinks. I vote for tear-ups. Prof. Gideon Micropenis disagrees.
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  1959. The RAF would grant him a commission.
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  1960.  @chickenfooker74  Your comment is needlessly offensive and does you no credit.
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  1961. Runs inside and immediately downs a stiff drink. Oldest game in the book.
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  1962.  @georgehetty7857  Thankyou, George. It's interesting to see two of my original comments have disappeared. It's either YouTube's algorithms, or somebody falsely reported them as hate speech. Just to clarify for anyone reading this: I left one comment, asking whether I could identify as a schoolgirl and share after-sports showers with children my own age. It quickly disappeared. Then I left a comment, asking whether I could identify as a paraplegic and win gold in the paralympics. That's gone too. Leftists have no sense of humour.
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  1963. It's always unwise to upset restaurant staff. You can't know what they might do to your meal before it's delivered to your table. Better approach: Don't leave a tip, don't go there again. It's better than eating the spittle, faecal matter and urine which the waiters might leave in your sauce.
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  1964. I wish Carl could have become an MP. Instead, talented leaders like Katie Hopkins and Carl have to comment from the sidelines.
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  1965.  Ben P  Yes, and the BBC continues to promote the man as a Danish-Norwegian attacker, and implies a connection to far-right extremism. Deliberate lying by omission and misdirection.
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  1966. The two-minute part - "It's hilarious!" He means "halalious".
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  1967. Does Harry like fish sticks as well? (Search "fish sticks South Park" if you don't get the reference.)
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  1968.  @josephkelly6681  I can't write that word. Every time I do so, YT cancels my comment.
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  1969. Sky is Anglophobic.
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  1970. It's barely started.
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  1971. It's like sacking the Titanic's Captain Smith, one minute AFTER colliding with the iceberg. The damage has already been done. Nothing can avoid the disaster they've created for themselves.
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  1972. I saw a TV documentary about the making of the movie, "Oh What a Lovely War". The old leftie Dicky Attenborough remembered how at meal times, the actors in officer uniforms ate together, whereas the actors in privates' and NCO's uniforms ate separately. Even though they were just bit-part extras. Dicky sneeringly put this down to British snobbery and class bias. Later I saw a documentary about the making of Charlton Heston's "Planet of the Apes". The chimps ate together, the gorillas ate separately, the orangutans ate in a third group and the humans ate in a fourth group. This is despite all of them being bit-part extras without any lines. It's a strange phenomenon, but blaming it on waycism is a big stretch.
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  1973. Both wealth and poverty are inherited.
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  1974. No. The BBC is required to be balanced, whereas YouTube creators are not. Simon chooses to cover specific topics. Other creators cover model railways, fishing or motorcycling. A publicly-funded broadcaster has been caught lying, Simon is justified in telling the truth. That's neither hypocrisy nor blinkered.
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  1975. Maybe the nuclear winter will offset global warming.
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  1976. Waterloo was a British victory, in the same way as El Alamein was a British victory. It's too big a mouthful to say El Alamein was a British, Australian, New Zealander, South African, Canadian, Polish, Free French and Arab victory with American-supplied tanks.
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  1977. Do you realise your own account might be closed because you've expressed that opinion?
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  1978. Anglophobia.
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  1979.  @mikeconnors3880  Abbott has said loads of cruel things about w eight people. Too many to list here.
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  1980.  @murderalphabetinc.5162  What are the side effects of a violent career criminal swallowing a large dose of fentanyl, in order to prevent it from being found by the cops?
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  1981. Mr. Punch gets his just desserts at the end. That's the lesson to take from this.
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  1982.  @alarmactionukalarmactionuk893  Providing their collar and cuffs match.
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  1983.  @ultrademigod  Two different dangers. The Austrian painter was like being killed by a speeding bus. Our present invasion is like being in stage 4 cancer. We avoided the bus, only to be struck by cancer.
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  1984.  @zacksohaib3417  I assume this is a reference to the British PM, Rishi Snake.
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  1985. The BBC's narrative in a nutshell. "Whitey bad. Black boy a victim".
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  1986. You can only do that in Lee's constituency. My own Tory MP is a superwoke numpty.
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  1987. I want an asteroid-collision and I want it NOW! Let's just get on with it and start again.
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  1988. Please don't allow Australia to go the same way. Do you recall the old movie, "On the Beach"? Please protect Australia. Like many white South Africans, we Brits need somewhere to flee to after the coming holocaust.
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  1989. What happens if hundreds of angry young men of military age don't want to get on the planes? We've already had camps and hotels burned to the ground, because the illegals disliked the food or had poor wifi. Has anybody ever seen the movie, "Con Air"?
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  1990. We won't see much about this on the BBC...
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  1991. "ALMOST like there's an unspoken agreement"... You think?
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  1992. The US has the right to arm bears. Does that apply to gorillas?
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  1993. Do you remember Leon Trotsky? He got an ice pick which made his ears burn. Whatever happened to our heroes. Also - the BBC claims Trotsky was 8 Iack. Maybe.
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  1994. As a bloke of similar antiquity who spent 29 years as a Tory activist, I will never vote Conservative again.
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  1995. TRUMP 2024 - A wish from the south coast of England.
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  1996.  @jimtaylor294  "Both Oscar Schindler and I made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked!"
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  1997. Victoria imagines Leo made a joke about Zaghari-Radcliffe's hair loss.
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  1998. Exactly like last time. No matter how many genuine votes Trump gets, the Dems will just invent some more.
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  1999. The BEST cinema movie about Dr. Lecter was "Hannibal". Kind of heroic. Sorting out Mason Verger. Frying the bad FBI agent's brain and feeding it back to him.
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  2000. OLD GUY: "There's a storm coming". SARAH CONNOR: "I know". TRUMP: "Stand safely behind me, Sarah. I'm in their way". SKYNET: "Even better".
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  2001. Changing captains AFTER the Titanic has hit the iceberg.
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  2002. Jussie witnessed the attack. The punch was thrown by James Woods in blackface.
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  2003. Man from Newcastle, wearing a stripey jersey, drinking brown ale and talking with a Geordie accent.
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  2004. Blame Whitey. Blame the British. Have you become woke, Simon?
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  2005. She's Amish for sure. I can see her MAGA hat sticking out of her pocket.
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  2006.  @BunnyUK  We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. The lights are still on. The band still plays. Few people understand that a horrific catastrophe has been set in motion and cannot now be reversed. Within decades, the UK will resemble Yugoslavia during the 1990s. I wish I was wrong. I see no way out.
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  2007. The "far right" = Anybody the left dislikes. Reminds me of Rik from "The Young Ones". I apologise if younger viewers don't get the reference. A silly infantile leftie who shouts "Fascist" at anyone he dislikes. Search YouTube for "Rik Mayall fascist".
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  2008.  @paulclothier2583  I wonder: How big a garden does Bill Gates have?
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  2009. Thankyou, friend. Here's my advice: Argentina should become super-friendly to the UK and the Falklands. After Argentina shows its good friendship, the UK and Argentina can make a deal which satisfies all parties. It might take 100 years, but it will happen.
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  2010.  @livedandletdie  What's the number one reason why Gibraltar won't become a part of Spain? It's because the Spanish have expressed hatred and vilification against Gibraltar for hundreds of years. It's like a suitor who requests the hand of a pretty girl, by speaking hatred and threats and insults. Why in f*ck's name would you want to join with a bullying maniac?
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  2011. Worked out great in Cyprus. Muslims demanded their own territory, fought a war and separated themselves. Coming to the UK in three, two, one...
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  2012.  @btet19  True.
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  2013. I'm heterosexual. If I was a cop, I'd stand a better chance of promotion if I was a homosexual. How is that not discrimination against straight people?
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  2014. You had me going at first! WELL DONE SIR!
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  2015. BRING BACK THE WINTER OF DISCONTENT !!! (Winter of 1978/79, when bodies couldn't be buried, rubbish couldn't be collected and the entire country seemed on the point of collapse. Seems like heaven compared to this.)
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  2016. Love to the US from the UK. We will stand or fall together.
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  2017. 1 FIRST 'cos I've got white privilege, claims the BBC.
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  2018. OLD SAYING: "There are three ways to do anything: The right way, the wrong way and the way the French would do it".
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  2019. Hidden by sympathisers.
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  2020.  @KLiCuk1  Actually, the bloke might have been a Dutchman in Holland. I've got a magazine article somewhere which names the comic, but I can't find it.
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  2021. All of these deals are designed to fail.
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  2022. Tony Blair told us his priorities were "Educashun, educashun and educashun". What happened next?
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  2023. This murderer will probably get a statue.
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  2024. BBC will blame Brexit. Probably.
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  2025.  @trustnuffin9121  Correct. We know that to be correct, because the mainstream media condemns us for saying it. If we weren't speaking the truth, we'd be ignored instead.
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  2026. If this victim had been black, there'd be riots.
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  2027. The first-generation Dreadnoughts were obsolete by 1914. A bit like state-of-the-art biplanes from 1936 being obsolete by 1940.
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  2028. Can they write?
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  2029. Three B people in London? Diane Abbott counted them.
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  2030. Turkish barbers need government support. Yeah.
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  2031. Sad fact: whilst we're reacting to Biden falling off his bike, nobody's talking about his kid's laptop.
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  2032. Jussie didn't "stage" a hate crime. His lies were an actual hate crime.
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  2033. Alice Cooper went through all of this in the seventies. Ozzy Osborne was blamed for eating a live chicken on stage but didn't. Marilyn, Alice and Ozzy are in good company. People crucified Jesus for doing nothing bad at all.
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  2034.  @TPT6148  Stevenson wrote a h eightful book, demonising people with missing limbs. Not every person with a missing limb becomes a pirate. Stevenson was a missinglimbaphobic.
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  2035. I'm subbed to my local council's question form. They like to ask vague waffly touchy-feely questions about their policy priorities. I was asked to provide my gender at the end of the survey. I described myself as a shape-shifting hermaphrodite lizard space-alien. I suspect there are more people like us out there than the left realises.
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  2036. This'll never get a mention on the mainstream media.
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  2037.  @T5Zplayer  no izz lamb ick mayor.
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  2038. I can't blame the new arrivals. My disgust is reserved for the fifth columnists who invited them.
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  2039.  @chrisneedham5803  Prof. Gideon Micropenis regards your comment as homophobic. He seeks your cancellation because of your microaggression. But he'll accept five minutes with you in a public toilet instead.
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  2040.  @williamtell6750  Blair turned it up to eleven and the Tories looked the other way.
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  2041. Occasionally leave the stage. Return as Prof. Gideon Micropenis and other characters, explaining why people MUST NOT vote for Keef.
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  2042. David Lammy would regard that view as waycist. He believes every bad thing in the entire history of the world is caused by white racists. But he can't see he's a waycist for believing it.
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  2043. I hope Mr. Fox can do an electoral deal with David Kurten, or they'll split the vote.
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  2044. Everything coming out of Westminster is absolute bollards.
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  2045. My liege and lord - There was a very good article on the Lotus Eaters a few days ago. About a man who identifies as a woman, who raped a dog. Just sayin'.
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  2046. I've never trusted the CCP since Mr. Washee-Washee stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  2047. @El Bearsidente It's hard to know why Stauffenberg and Rommel opposed Hitler. Was it because of Nazism? Was it because of the mass murders? Did they just want a competent head of state who wasn't f*cking up the war? Being executed / suicided by the Nazis was a good move for their immortal reputations.
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  2048. FUN FACT: Italy did not compete in the contest for a few years.. They had a falling-out with the contest organisers some years ago, over kind of unfairness.
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  2049. Joe McCarthy was right.
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  2050. You're a good woman and you deserve the respect of your man. YOU are the better part of the human species. Keep up the good work, gal!
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  2051.  @jt8251  Biden doesn't need their votes. The Democrats got Biden elected by other means.
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  2052. Chicago is more dangerous than Kabul. Thankyou, Mayor Lori.
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  2053.  @chrismith251  If you like the comment, please repeat it widely as I do. No copyright.
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  2054. Peter Griffin got it right. "Shut up Meg".
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  2055.  @angeladibble  A lone voice, crying in the wilderness.
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  2056. The greatest generals of WW2 were General Electric and General Motors. Change my mind.
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  2057. Alex Belfield got five years for making hurty videos about Jeremy Vine.
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  2058. "Life of Brian" is a much better movie than "The Passion of the Christ". I watched Mel Gibson's movie all the way through and never laughed once.
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  2059. "Ack ack ack! Do not run! We are your friends!"
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  2060. He confuses the UK with Ukraine. "Goddammit Jill, why have the English invaded Russia?"
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  2061. Expecting cancellation for telling the truth in three, two, one...
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  2062. Loads of H8 speech. I expect the BBC will blame the far right, Brexit, Trump and Farage.
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  2063. Greece was occupied by the Turks, who were exceedingly cruel and deliberately smashing-up Greek ruins to make concrete fortifications. Lord Elgin saw what was happening, paid a big wad of cash, paid loads more to transport the marbles to the UK and saved them for the world. Greeks should go down on their knees and thank Lord Elgin and the British because, if Elgin had delayed, the whole lot of them would've been destroyed forever..
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  2064. Here in the UK, the BBC.
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  2065.  @georgehetty7857  And that's the great thing about Simon's takes on history, George. Unlike the BBC, we don't become criminals if we refuse to fund his take on history.
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  2066.  @jameshudson169  Haha!
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  2067.  @mortenovergaard7397  I left an inoffensive reply here, 30 minutes ago. I've returned and it's been deleted.
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  2068. Labour claims women are cows? Pull the udder one.
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  2069. I refuse to fund a broadcaster which despises me for being huite.
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  2070. It's about training the public to be obedient. Comply comply comply.
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  2071. I'm British and I approve your approval of Mr. Trump's message.
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  2072. 30 years from now, the UK will resemble Yugoslavia in the 1990s. Maybe less.
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  2073. I'm British. Same here. Our governments are our worst enemies.
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  2074. As a hoo wite fundamentalist myself, Hoyle has offended me.
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  2075. Can he sing? If not, eff off.
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  2076. This has been an illegal coup d'etat in plain sight. I don't fear Biden or Harris. I fear their puppet-masters.
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  2077. Mel - "The Life of Brian" was a far better movie than yours which you made about the Crucifixion. I watched your movie all the way through and never laughed once.
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  2078. I watched the movie yesterday, for about the 20th time.
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  2079. Good idea.
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  2080. Import it, become it.
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  2081. There are too many New Zealand rugby players on TV. Every advert and news bulletin has a disproportionate proportion of New Zealand rugby players. All Blacks, every fookin time. Can't we have a few more British?
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  2082. A bomb near a nuclear station. WHAT. COULD. POSSIBLY. GO. WRONG ?
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  2083.  @richardmullens4707  Agreed. Also, what if a previous passenger had eaten peanuts in the child's seat, several days previously? It's impossible to keep the child safe from any peanut grease or fragments which might remain on the seat, despite cleaning. The responsibility must lie with the parents to provide the child with an impervious plastic suit.
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  2084. Back in the 90s I met a former RAF bomb aimer whose Lancaster participated in these food drops. He said it was very menacing, flying slowly at low altitude during daylight, with the German flak guns clearly visible and pointing at him.
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  2085.  @superhumantrueman  The BBC described him as a Newcastle man until his photo was released. Maybe locals were looking out for a man wearing a striped black and white shirt, drinking brown ale and speaking with a Geordie accent.
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  2086. Same as in Iran.
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  2087.  @jonhelmer8591  That's my good deed for today.
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  2088. House of Windsor versus House of Ginger Whinger.
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  2089. Why couldn't the government have done this for homeless ex-servicemen?
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  2090. I don't care any more. I watched Sky News this morning. A BAME presenter speaking with a BAME journalist and seeking insights. Cut to stock footage of BAME Braverman walking with BAME Sunak. Somehow nobody gives a damn about British values any more.
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  2091. The acid guy is hiding at Gary Lineker's house.
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  2092. Also the BBC: "Let's pay a dog-f*cking sister-groping daughter-raping artist to create a statue to go above the front door of Broadcasting House".
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  2093.  @jimjones-bk2is  Both fit. Point I'm making: We don't need white, black, brown or yellow poppies. All blood is the same colour. Differently-coloured poppies divides us. Red poppies unite us.
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  2094. I never blame the foxes for what they do in the hen house. I blame the traitors who open the door and invite them inside.
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  2095. Simon, if ever you run out of ideas for your regular topics, set up a new linked channel where you can review western movies. You know that subject inside-out. You'll retain your regular fans and attract new viewers from across the pond. Maybe commence with Kevin Costner's "Wyatt Earp", continue with Clint's movies and then head so the work of John Ford and John Wayne. Maybe compare the two different "3.10 to Yuma" movies.
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  2096. If this was the BBC, one of the presenters would be black.
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  2097. I've become frightened of rainbows.
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  2098. GIVE THAT MAN A MEDAL !!!
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  2099. 1 FIRST 'cos I used my white privilege and it was lovely.
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  2100. A little off-subject I know, but Ken Adam (the movie set designer for the Bond movies) was a German J** who arrived in Scotland as a refugee before WW2. He joined the RAF where he became a skilled Typhoon pilot who specialised in tank-busting. I write "J**" 'cos somebody FALSELY reported one of my comments a while ago, and I suspect writing the whole word will get my comment cancelled.
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  2101. I want these blokes to go on I'm a Celeb. Alongside Owen Jones and Andrew Marr. See who wins.
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  2102. Mostly diverse so it was mostly peaceful.
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  2103. Thanks, Ben.
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  2104. We need a different electoral system.
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  2105. Clarkson is 100% correct in all he said.
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  2106.  @rosedewittbukater4203  Greetings from the future Islamic Republic of Britainistan.
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  2107.  @jane---489  Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
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  2108. I want the right to arm bears.
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  2109. BIDEN: "Mwwmph". NURSE: "Your son is here, sir". BIDEN: "Wwwrrhhh". HUNTER: "Hello Dad! I'm here again with your special medicine!" NURSE: "Your father is unusually unresponsive today". HUNTER: "We'll soon fix that. Here, take a long drag from this pipe..." BIDEN: ""Fwwwah... (Takes drag)... Wow". HUNTER: "Feeling better, Dad?" BIDEN: "That's really good sh*t". HUNTER: "It should be. I bought it from the Obamas". NURSE: "Shall I dress him for the debate and put his pants on him?" HUNTER: "Yes but we'll change his diaper first". BIDEN: "I'm feeling great. I'm gonna kick Nixon's ass in this debate". HUNTER: "About that, Dad, just read what we put on your autocue".
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  2110. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're both like the Titanic, one minute after the collision. The lights are still on. The band still plays. But a horrific disaster has been set in motion and cannot now be averted.
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  2111. I recall the scene in a Bond movie where Goldfinger gets ripped out of his Jetstream.
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  2112. As a Brit, I reciprocate towards Blair.
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  2113.  @uhtred7860  30 years ago, South Africa had something called the "financial rand": A special exchange rate for migrants, which meant I could sell my ordinary house in the UK, go to the Cape and buy three or four houses with swimming pools. Live in one, rent the others. My life was sh*t at the time. Very tempting.
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  2114.  @allseeingotto2912  Sadly true.
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  2115.  @urphakeandgey6308  I'm British. The US and the UK will stand or fall together.
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  2116.  @Marvin-dg8vj  No, every part of Enoch's speeches has been proven to be correct. No parts of his speeches were inflammatory. The failure to follow Enoch's advice is stupid.
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  2117.  @stephenvince9994  "He was a lovely wolf, such a sweet smile, a lovely coat, truly beautiful, we didn't expect the wolf would try to attack and kill the sheep".
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  2118. Goering's favourite air base was Gutersloh. He had a giant model railway system built in a large room for his own enjoyment. He also had a lounge with cables connected to furniture and ornaments. When drinking with colleagues, his trick was to surreptitiously pull some levers which made the furniture and ornaments move around the room. Goering would sit there as if nothing had happened. He was amused to see confusion among his colleagues.
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  2119.  @thetruth-loveitorhateit7999  Imagine when Brand gets a cell alongside Assange. "Are you in here for telling the truth as well?" There's still an empty cell waiting for Leo...
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  2120. Speaking the truth is wwaaaayyyycist.
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  2121. Haha!
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  2122.  @allthenewsordeath5772  I love lesbians on PornHub. But not if they go after my kids.
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  2123.  @secularreactions4692  One look at the BBC reporter makes me envy the Dutch.
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  2124. FUN FACT: Childbirth is hereditary. If your parents didn't have children, neither will you.
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  2125. All us patriots need is for the Met to step aside.
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  2126. Usual sus... You know the rest.
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  2127. If a pigeon shat on Khan's windscreen, he'd claim it was a far right waycist pigeon which did it.
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  2128. Brandon himself is a better POTUS than Biden, too.
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  2129. MAKE SEXISM GREAT AGAIN.
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  2130.  @tonybamber1137  Whip hand.
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  2131. The only comic who's not Anglophobic.
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  2132. Barry Pieface is my role model.
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  2133. Where did you work? Sounds like the NHS.
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  2134. Wrong river. Wrong sea.
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  2135. Agreed. Also, if the current crop of Tories remain in office, the exact same thing will happen. But with a pretty blue bow of ribbon and a smiley face.
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  2136.  @TheAzureNightmare  Clarkson should've asked the Stig to apologise on his behalf. We'd still be waiting.
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  2137. Work hard, get an education and stay out of trouble. Good things will follow. Works every time. That's how the Jews become successful. That's how the Mormons created a great city in the desert. But those are all "white" virtues.
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  2138. Maybe Trump sold them the Brooklyn Bridge as well.
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  2139. Meg does a poo on Harry's bed and he claims it's scented with roses.
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  2140. Why the phuq is Ramzy even over here?
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  2141. The enemies within are more dangerous than the new arrivals.
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  2142. Consider the new portrait of KC3. Not even Putin has a portrait like that. More like a demonic portrait from a movie like "Rosemary's Baby", "The Exorcist" or "The Omen".
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  2143. Anybody who aspires to be a comedian needs to be highly intelligent. Leo often shows in these discussions that he's much smarter than other people.
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  2144. Danke, gut freund. I am pleased that we can examine these matters in friendship, the same as discussing the battles of ancient Greece.
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  2145. Expect the coppers to kick down your door and arrest you in three, two, one...
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  2146. Take a Vauxhall and glue a Ford badge to it, and it's still a Vauxhall.
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  2147. If Putin had rubber dinghies, his army would be in London in a week.
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  2148. The McYousafs of Glen Sharia.
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  2149. That's a good point. No actual labourers here.
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  2150. All ignoring the elephant in the room. This is what happens after the indigenous white Londoners have been ethnically cleansed out of their capital. Dance all around the real reason without telling the truth..
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  2151. A seagull shat on my car today. Trump did it.
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  2152. A copper who LIES? No, never...
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  2153. I'm surprised Sky didn't ask whether the issue of Black Lives Matter is more important than the war in Ukraine.
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  2154.  @MarkHarrison733  Your comment reveals aspects of your personality which you might have been wiser to conceal..
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  2155.  @tonyadigitalnorway1155  Omitting the truth is a means of lying.
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  2156.  @rogerwoodhouse7945  No. Start with KC3. He's the head of the C of E and could stop this immediately.
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  2157. Talk talk talk talk talk promise promise promise promise nothing nothing nothing nothing comes from it.
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  2158. Biden made jokes about ice cream. Wow. FJB.
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  2159.  @jebuschrist9161  One day the native Brits will rise up to defend the ashes of their fathers and the temples of their gods. That will be a bloody day. All of this could've been prevented simply by adopting a better immigration policy.
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  2160. Deliberate and preplanned.
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  2161. Every PJW video is a masterpiece.
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  2162. Here are the reasons why the Poles did so well in the battle: Luck, training and tactics. LUCK - The earliest phase of the BoB saw the RAF being attacked out of the sun as they climbed from their bombed-out airfields. Hurricanes climbed more slowly than Spitfires and were more vulnerable. The RAF suffered very heavy casualties. The Poles were kept out of this early phase of the Battle. TRAINING - The Poles were among the most highly trained pilots on Earth. Many had previously been aircrew during the invasion of Poland. They escaped to France, but the French were uncertain of the abilities of the Poles, so they were retrained. Then the Poles escaped to the UK, and were again retrained because the RAF used control from the ground and couldn't speak any English. In air combat, there is no substitute for time spent in the cockpit and mastering your aircraft. TACTICS - The RAF had determined specific tactics for attacking bombers, which were ineffective. Instead, the Poles used the tactics they'd adopted in their obsolete PZL fighters a year later: Dive on the enemy, close to point-blank range and open fire with a zero-deflection shot. This was the perfect tactic. As Bader told his pilots, "Get as close as you can before opening fire. When you think you're far too close, get even closer". The highest-scoring BoB ace was a Czech, who'd been trained in his own air force, escaped and been retrained in the Polish Air Force, escaped and been retrained with the French, then escaped and retrained with the RAF.
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  2163. Usual suspect.
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  2164. A violent career criminal dies whilst committing a crime? Erect a statue to his memory.
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  2165. Maybe create a new game called "Pakistanis and Indians". Fighter jets and heavy artillery.
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  2166.  @richardque4952  A sensible view.
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  2167. The SNP has had its Bud Lite moment.
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  2168. I'd like to see a stand-up fist-fight between Keef and any cabinet minister. My money's on Keef winning. He loves a tear-up.
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  2169. @Scott Smith An unfair reaction, SS. The fictional character Gunga Din was admired by his British compatriots, because of his heroic readiness to help them in time of battle. Comparing Rishi to Gunga Din isn't racist, it conjures an image of Rishi eagerly assisting his master, Klaus Schwab. Rishi's allegiance should be to the UK. He turns his back on Britain and assists Ernst Stavro Blofeld instead.
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  2170.  @billsticker  Reminds me of episode of "The Young Ones", a TV series from 40 years ago. "University Challenge" is being filmed. A wealthy leftie student says, "My daddy's going to buy me the Socialist Workers Party".
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  2171. I'm British and in the UK. When I enter a big city, I'm NEVER fearful if I'm standing close to a group of young men of Chinese, Korean and Vietnamese descent. But if I see a group of young men of African descent, I'm walking the other way. That's just pattern-recognition.
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  2172. I love Predator 2. The first film I ever saw where the black leading actor didn't play a "black" part.
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  2173.  @markzuckergecko621  All the evidence which would've cleared Chauvin was excluded by the Court.
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  2174. A strong and inspiring woman indeed.
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  2175.  @gengis737  The Poles were among the most highly-trained aviators in the world, having been trained and retrained by their own air force, the French and then the RAF. Other factors included being kept out of the early phase of the BoB, when Luftwaffe fighters were attacking from out of the sun as the RAF climbed from their bombed-out airfields. RAF losses were very heavy during that time, but the Poles were in reserve and were spared the slaughter.
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  2176. We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. Most people don't yet realise a horrific catastrophe is in motion which cannot now be averted. It's even worse because the officers on the bridge deliberately rammed the ice berg.
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  2177.  @HollieMoodie  True. More than half of our comments get rendered invisible by YT.
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  2178.  @vtechead1  Thanks for pointing out the error in British policy. If he'd been born in some other European countries, he would have retained the nationality of his father.
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  2179.  @eilidh771  maybe Philip Schofield would welcome them.
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  2180. I've always been a robust monarchist. I could change my mind.
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  2181. Sandy is gay. She got the job after the previous gay man moved on.
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  2182. I want somebody to do a DNA test, possibly via a smear of sweat on a wine glass. Compare Harry's DNA with that of the King or Harry's siblings. Next compare Harry's DNA with that of James Hewitt.
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  2183. The Met: The muse limb Enablement Team.
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  2184. BBC: "Whitey caused this" - probably.
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  2185. Will the MPs be prosecuted if they refuse to hire mew slim bodyguards?
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  2186.  @tomhildenfigger8982  I want Jezza, Hamster and the Captain to form the next government. Jezza as PM, Hamster to do all the interviews because the ladies think he's cute, and the Captain to do all the actual work. The Stig can do PM Questions in the House. Saves work for the stenographer.
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  2187. Other parties should use his infamous speech as their party political broadcast.
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  2188. Excellent observation. "I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!"
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  2189. WEF owns it.
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  2190. I took out a pension with Norwich Union in the 80s. It was later acquired by Aviva. I'd like to boycott them, but there's not a damned thing I can do about this wokism.
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  2191. So a dark-clad pedestrian at night, steps out from behind street furniture, directly in front of my car. I'm obliged to stop IMMEDIATELY, even if the car behind rear-ends me. If I fail to see the guy, stepping in front of my moving 1.5 ton lump of metal, I am automatically blamed for hitting him. What happened to individual responsibility?
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  2192. It's booming!
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  2193. Jussie witnessed this and says two Amish guys did it.
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  2194. I've been stopped by coppers whilst driving my car LOADS of times. The coppers were polite but firm. I was polite and compliant. I've never been beaten up or shot dead by coppers. But that was in an era before printing stickers saying "IT'S OK TO BE W H I T E " was illegal.
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  2195.  @wadelowther2993  They're replacing my ethics too?!?!?
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  2196. I'm a victim of Anglophobia.
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  2197. I look at our royal family and feel the same way.
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  2198.  @Oakeshott-ko8ig  I was gonna leave the same reply but you beat me to it. Weird: Putin has more respect for democracy and freedom than the US and the UK.
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  2199.  @jwill540  Designed to fail.
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  2200. Unlike Johnny Depp, Harry's wife still keeps him under her thumb.
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  2201. Allowing foreigners to became a country's leader can have unexpected consequences. Look what happened after an Austrian painter became chancellor of Germany.
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  2202. "I was innocent, dees racist cops jus chased me cos I'm black, I didn do nuffin".
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  2203. I have African heritage. My ancestors left Africa tens of thousands of years ago, walked across Europe whilst hunting mammoths and bison and eventually used dug-out canoes to cross the rivers in Doggerland. We've been here ever since.
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  2204. I'm more scared of Anglophobia.
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  2205. My advice to people in that locale: MOVE AWAY ASAP.
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  2206. Sometimes the news is nothing to laugh about.
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  2207. I wonder if somebody knew the man's background and deliberately set this up.
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  2208.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  If the BBC and the rest of the mainstream media discussed these topics, we wouldn't need Simon at all. He could make videos about western legends or gardening instead.
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  2209. WAYCIST !!! I'm sorry, I've been watching and reading too much mainstream media.
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  2210. Here in the UK, it's reckoned it takes two or three years for a new administration to understand how the machinery works and become effective in power. Trump has already learned how it works, and he'll be effective from Day One. Trump (or his protoge) will be back and baying for vengeance.
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  2211. We're not allowed to mention it.
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  2212. I wish somebody like Putin would run the UK. Somebody who actually loves their country.
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  2213. "Harry takes a trip down the rabbit hole..." Did the rabbit consent?
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  2214. Please repeat this comment widely.
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  2215. I wonder why sheep are wolfophobic.
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  2216. I've observed this myself. In my day (sorry if I'm a fossil) I went to an all-male school. more than half the teachers had done national service or served in wartime. A maths teacher who'd learned his skills for navigating to Berlin and back with Bomber Command, that sort of thing. They understood when to crack down hard on miscreants, and also when 14-year-olds were just doing boyish pranks. Lots of mutual respect.
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  2217. I'm surprised this channel hasn't been deplatformed yet.
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  2218. As a kid in the 60s and 70s, I loved the "Commando" war stories, small booklets with fictional stories about fighting the Hun or the Jap. Heroic tales of bravery, where the Jerries shouted "Gott in himmel!" as the plucky Brit's Spitfire or Mosquito tore up his panzer.
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  2219. Our own governments are our worst enemies.
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  2220. "Dictated directly to the prophets". JOSEPH SMITH: "Hold my non-alcoholic beer".
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  2221.  @jimmycampbell78  Which demonstrates he's telling the truth.
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  2222. Zero chance of them winning a single seat, but I'll vote for Reform anyway.
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  2223. Mark could narrate the phone book and I'd listen.
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  2224. That's why we need YOU, Gabby! You're equivalent to Gillray, the 18th century cartoonist. In an age when the press was owned by the wealthy who controlled the narrative, he'd issue cheap cartoons, depicting landowners evicting poor folk whilst the Prince of Wales eats their babies. YOU and a handful of others are our voice and our heroes.
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  2225. Prince Charles did the same thing when referring to Harry Hewitt.
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  2226. Will the museum have fifty toilets for fifty genders? Will fifty actually be enough?
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  2227. The French are revolting in a good way.
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  2228.  @stephfoxwell4620  All correct. But leftists and grifters would have us believe she looked like George Frazier in a dress. The fact that her father was a white English officer (as with the father of Bob Marley) demonstrates that R-ism was scarcely existent.
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  2229. CAN ANYBODY SEE THIS COMMENT? YT keeps shadow-banning me.
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  2230.  @hehheh382  Agreed. Opposing the narrative is a hate crime. Destroy all thought which opposes the chosen narrative.
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  2231.  @mytruthslays1303  I can imagine Peter Griffin doing something similar.
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  2232. I'd sooner the UK and the US protected our own borders from illegal migrants. That should be our first priority.
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  2233. Enoch was right.
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  2234.  @southerneruk  No, I suspect you're confused with "cookies".
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  2235. Harry made a big mistake by hiring Brian Griffin (author of "Faster than the Speed of Love") as the ghost writer for his memoirs.
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  2236. These heroes must never oppose each other.
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  2237. Can we have this bloke as the new London mayor or home secretary? I don't give a fook what race a person is. Black folk comprise most of the stabbers, but they're also most of the victims. We need common sense.
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  2238. Cruise control is VERY useful for avoiding unintended speeding. So is a sat nav which goes "Ding!" when you go over the limit.
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  2239. Miss Piggy was upset when she visited Kermit's family. The frogs all wondered how pink their tadpoles would be. F*ckin' racist frogs.
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  2240. Not gonna lie... I love a POTUS who can find his own way onto a stage, doesn't need a crib-sheet and can speak coherently.
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  2241. @Kev Fit Import it, become it.
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  2242. I like your spelling. I often use cre4tive spe11ing myself to evade the algorithms.
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  2243. I'm looking forward to a Netflix TV series about this, but it might need to wait for ten or more years.
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  2244. I apologise if you've seen my same comment elsewhere, but it deserves repeating. You should use it too.
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  2245. Winston Churchill said, "Diplomacy is the art of telling someone to go to hell in such way that they look forward to the journey". The foreign secretary is supposed to be the UK's number one diplomat. Based upon Cameron's previous nasty comments about Trump, he is worse than useless.
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  2246. NOBODY COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS said nobody ever.
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  2247. He can't be removed. His demographic is larger than that of the native Londoners. Ain't democracy great.
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  2248. Police Scotland at it again!
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  2249. How many $millions did this cost?
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  2250.  @mr.eggplant866  I'm surprised Oppenheimer isn't played by Denzel Washington.
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  2251. I'm white. If the criminal was a white man, I would REJOICE at HIS justified death as well.
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  2252. Agreed. I took my family to the FAA Museum in Yeovilton last summer. Crap on their website about slavery. Zero about the RN smashing the transatlantic slave trade.
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  2253. Prince Harry wants to become the new Salman Rushdie. What could possibly go wrong?
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  2254. This is what happens when we invite foxes into our hen house.
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  2255. We need an app, allowing black folks to reserve the rear seats.
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  2256. Thanks, Ron. There's a few lines in Shakespeare's "Henry V" about how gentlemen now abed in England will hold their manhood cheap, because they weren't at the battle. That's me. I was the right age but not in the forces. I wish I'd been there. The risks of death, amputation, burning or drowning would be a throw of the dice. You did good work, sir, and I'm jealous.
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  2257. Well done, C.F. For anyone who doesn't know: It's a poem by Rudyard Kipling. Find it via YouTube.
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  2258. I misread the title as "Westminster" and thought, "Yeah duh we've known that for yonks!"
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  2259. Videos like this - revealing the truth which the mainstream media avoids - is the reason why the authorities want to control / shut down the internet.
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  2260. No matter how much I THINK I know about history, Mark always outsmarts me. That's the problem with history: There's a lot of it. The more I think I know, the more I realise I know almost nuffin. Thanks, Mark.
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  2261. Was this is the woman who's on record, laughing at male suicides? Or was that Jess Philips? Two faeces from the same diseased bowel.
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  2262. I've disliked Xi Ping ever since he stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  2263. HM the Queen is frail, but I'll bet she could still beat the crap out of Creepy Joe in a fist fight. (That's NOT being horrible to our colonial cousins, whom I love and respect. But, unlike Creepy Joe, HM is the Queen by right.)
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  2264. Interesting to see what Julian Assange told us about the Afghan war. Go and do a YouTube search. That's why Assange got locked up.
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  2265.  @dotdashdotdash  I've got the first bit. Still waiting for the second.
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  2266.  @kevingarrett2330  Biden couldn't win a game of poker unless somebody passes him two extra aces.
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  2267. Biden identifies as the new President, but it doesn't mean it's real.
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  2268. I'd like to write what I think, but the coppers would arrest me.
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  2269. Joe Biden says this won't happen. Yeah.
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  2270. The channel Jayemm Cars was recently demonetised. The channel was accused of hate speech. Turned out a racing driver was speaking about the Monza circuit, and mentioned the corner named "Lesmo". This was misheard as "lesbo" and consequences followed. How Simon's channel has continued existing for so long is a miracle.
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  2271. House of Windsor versus the House of Ginger Whinger.
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  2272. If I lived in Birmingham, I'd tie myself to the underside of a van in order to escape.
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  2273. Read Kipling's "Chant Pagan", a poem in the style of a simple man speaking. He's an ex-soldier, who's sick and tired of the starched formality and classism of British life. He'd prefer to go a work for a Boer, his former enemy.
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  2274.  @paullloster6320  Hundreds of Christian schoolchildren were kidnapped by Iz lamb ick fighters a few days ago in northern Nigeria. Scarcely mentioned in the national media. Iz lamb does what Iz lamb does. But its apologists claim it's nothing to do with religion.
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  2275. Imagine if I applied for an RAF commission. I'd be refused a commission because I'm too white. QUESTION: Could I improve my chances of a commission by pretending to be gay?
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  2276. Bit late, innit?
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  2277. Hu ite people moved out of Detroit. What happened next?
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  2278.  @stephfoxwell4620  I am my culture. I am my heritage. Hate me or hate my culture and heritage, it's the same f*ckin' thing.
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  2279. GREAT TO SEE A HEROIC SPEAKER OF TRUTH ON TV, MAHYAR!
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  2280.  @jamesstone9091  You start a petition and I'll sign it. This will enrage Prof. Gideon Micropenis and a copper from the Twat Valley force will come to arrest you.
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  2281.  @matthewb9621  Nope. It's impossible for ANY jokes to be made these days. What's allowed depends on the narrative of the person being offended. Jokes about chickens crossing the road are offensive to vegans.
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  2282.  @andrewfairborn6762  You're asking whether I like racist jokes. No, Diane Abbott is a racist joke and I dislike her. (Just for clarity, I'd dislike Diane even if she was a blue-eyed blond of Scandinavian origin.)
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  2283. Shut up Meg.
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  2284. Can you actually believe the inflation figure? Can you actually believe the official number of covid deaths? Can you accept Biden's victory in the presidential election? Yes? It's all good. Yeah.
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  2285. That's why Diane claims maths is racist.
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  2286. Every time I leave a comment on YT about this incident, the algorithms render my comment invisible. I assume somebody falsely reported one of my comments as hate speech. The algorithms recognise my phrasing and automatically cancel my comment.
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  2287. HERE'S A GOOD WAY TO STOP GUN VIOLENCE: We need stricter gun laws. Make it difficult for decent people without criminal records to own guns. That'll stop career-criminals with illegal weapons from murdering each other. Right? Right? Yeah, 'cos career criminal will respect the law. Right? Yeah, that'll work.
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  2288. @Father wtf I'd prefer to just keep the fooking door locked and bolted.
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  2289. BIDEN: "Pandering? I love pandas".
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  2290. A Nightmare on Downing Street. Lots of sequels, each more horrific than the first. Starring Rishi Sunak, not the original actor, John Englund.
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  2291. Joe McCarthy was mistaken in many ways, but I understand why he did it.
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  2292. Nuffin' about this on the TV news.
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  2293. @jon b If viruses mutated and became worse and worse and worse and worse, we'd all be dead. As a rule of thumb, viruses mutate and become weaker. There's also "herd immunity", whereby people develop anti bodies. Otherwise humanity would've died out by now.
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  2294. I want The Lotus Eaters to get slots on GB News. These guys and a handful of others (Alex Belfield, PJW, the Reverend, etc.) should be hired for discussion panels and to review the morning papers. Plenty of us would follow them. The BBC finances lefties such as Guardian journalists, to preach their twisted hate,. Decent folk need to be heard as well.
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  2295. The Flying Spaghetti Monster boiled for your sins!
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  2296. Battles of Imphal and Kohima. Feckin heroic.
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  2297. @@Eddie402 It's all going as planned.
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  2298. He should NEVER apologise. Leave that task to the Stig. We'd still be waiting...
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  2299. @Tank Hill OK, "a judicially-authorised lynching". Known in Australia as a "kangaroo court". Like the courts used by the Nazi state to condemn its enemies. Or the Soviet show trials in which the only possible verdict was "guilty". There was only ever going to be one verdict.
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  2300. British here. I live close to where thousands of Canucks were billeted under canvas during the months leading to D-Day. I'm very proud of you Canucks. Except for Trudeau and his ilk.
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  2301.  @paulhank7967  When it happens, the BBC will blame Brexit and the inherent r - ism of the British countryside.
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  2302. Belfield could've graped the Vine and he'd be out in six months.
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  2303. I've just returned from a camping outset in south west England. Lovely campsite. Friendly campers. Helpful proprietors. Zero diversity. I didn't get stabbed once. Coincidence?
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  2304. Agreed!
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  2305. Whenever I suggest a length of wope and a limp post, the Al Gore rhythms delete my comment. Unless I use cre4t1ve 5pell1ng.
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  2306. The channel "History Debunked" has just issued a new video called, "What Happened to South Africa after the End of White Rule?" Perhaps the Lotus Eaters need a video titled, "What happened to Western Civilisation after the End of Heterosexual White Rule?"
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  2307. CLAP FOR THE NHS YAY!
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  2308. Ellen Ripley (Alien) and Sarah Connor (Terminator) want access to your club.
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  2309. Russia has an economy the size of Italy's. Exclude the Russian oil and it's the size of Portugal's. Russia can't afford an arms race, any more than the Soviets could in the late 1980s.
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  2310. I wish it was possible for Leo to get elected to Parliament.
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  2311. And the difference between Labour and the Tories is...?
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  2312.  @thefool8224  YouTube says "7 Replies" but only three are visible. The algorithms dislike us discussing this subject.
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  2313. Peter Griffin was right: "Shut up Meg".
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  2314. The BBC is trying to find a way to blame this on Brexit, Trump and Nigel Farage.
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  2315. We must be mad. Literally mad.
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  2316. Agreed 100%. An illegal coup d'etat in plain sight.
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  2317.  redxpen  Epstein killed himself, a bit like Frank Pentangeli killing himself in "The Godfather". All by common consent. He and Ghislaine Maxwell ran a honeypot operation on behalf of an intelligence agency. Neither the agency nor the FBI could allow the truth to get out.
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  2318. I'd watch a TV documentary about paint drying, if Clarkson made it. It would be the BEST and FUNNIEST documentary about paint drying... in the WORLD!
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  2319. Our western governments are the worst enemies of the western people.
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  2320. Perhaps the US should indeed cease funding the police. Put weapons into the hands of every householder. Let the householders sort out the problem.
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  2321. ...who? * * See what I did there?
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  2322. Couldn't happen in Gaza today. No tall buildings.
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  2323. Well yeah, and Charles is on the throne now. What's to stop 'em?
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  2324.  @billybutlin7857  I suspect John is Carrie Lineker in disguise.
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  2325. The new agreement will be MUCH better than the agreement we had before, and the agreement before that, and the agreement before that, and the agreement before that, and the agreement before that and also the one before that. THIS agreement is the one which will actually work. Right? Right? Yeah all good.
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  2326.  @faithlesshound5621  Agreed. Nobody looks more Jewish than Heinrich Himmler. Goering, on the other hand...
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  2327. Shamima Begum claimed she wasn't upset when she saw a big bucket full of heads. I'd welcome Ms. Begum's return. Providing it's only her head in a bucket.
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  2328. Pubs used to be places where we could smoke a ciggy, drink a couple of pints and tell a smutty joke. See a good-looking person, exchange glances, chat them up. Smoking is banned. Can't park a car near a pub 'cos the town centres are pedestrianised. Tell a smutty joke and you'll be arrested for a h eight crime. Attempt to chat somebody up and you'll be be accused of wape.
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  2329. And Rishi wonders why nobody likes his government. Trouble is: Keir will be as bad or worse.
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  2330. They'll never visit parts of London.
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  2331.  Richard Head-Fromage  I wanna see the deleted scenes from "Downfall" where Fegelein employs the Nazi UFO stealth weapons, commands an encirclement of the Red Army, saves Berlin, makes peace with the western allies and marches on Moscow.
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  2332.  @telurkucing5006  How did you type your comment, when you don't have enough brain cells to recognise a joke?
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  2333. Any idea of the stabber's identity yet? Has his mug shot been released? That usually means only one thing.
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  2334. My wife has forced me to watch some Korean soap opera set in the 1980s. But my wife is Korean, bless her. So I pretend to be interested.
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  2335. England is a garden, And gardens are not made, By saying "Oh how beautiful!" And sitting in the shade. - Kipling.
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  2336. I assume you're referring to the battles and subsequent killings in Ireland. They've been examined in detail by historians. The massacre of civilians is a myth, it didn't happen. The massacre of surrendered soldiers is HORRIFIC to modern ethics, but it was normal practise across Europe at that time. I'm westcountry British. Massacres of this kind occurred in England a few decades later, following the failed Monmouth uprising. History is full of nasty sh*t.
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  2337.  @josephharris4832  I saw a TV documentary about the making of "A Bridge Too Far". The extras were trained in the tactics. Most of them had never done anything like it before. By the time it came to the shooting (filming), the extras were highly skilled and made it look real.
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  2338. Agreed. Place all the new doctors and engineers in the royal palaces. End of problem.
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  2339. Not in Poland or Hungary.
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  2340. 1 FIRST 'cos I've got white privilege. The BBC told me so.
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  2341.  @alangilbertson8239  A Whirlwind in a bag, half a crown at my local Woolworths.
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  2342.  @tylerghersinich576  BLM would regard Apu's values as white supremacist.
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  2343.  @Anti020  way sists live rent-free inside your head.
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  2344. Nailed it.
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  2345. There was a time when you couldn't become a copper, unless you could demonstrate you were of good character, physically fit and with reasonable literacy skills. These days you'll get bonus points for being Muslim, black and gay. What. Could. Possibly. Go. Wrong?
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  2346. Hindsight makes us all wise. Every prewar air force expected greater effectiveness from a bomber's defensive firepower.
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  2347. Being British means you've won first prize in the lottery of life.
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  2348. That's an excellent comment. Please repeat widely. More people need to read it.
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  2349. Yes. Except we don't want a world president. But I take your point.
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  2350.  @Bambi-xg3kr  Your point is valid, but I would guess that perhaps only 1% of little boys are routinely forced to wear female clothing. If 30% of serial killers were indeed forced to wear a girl's clothes, parental abuse of this kind must be a causal factor.
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  2351. I can't stand Rishi Sunak. I prefer Rashid Snook, the bloke recommended by Brandon.
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  2352.  @rainbowunicornnun  I've got a lovely big dog. Women approach my dog, tickle him and say, "Oh isn't he a handsome beautiful animal"' I reply, "Girls used to say the same thing about ME when I was younger". Sometimes I add, "And sometimes they'd tickle my bum and ears like that as well".
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  2353. To be fair, we've seen much of this before with David Bowie during the 1970s. The difference is that Bowie had talent.
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  2354. I come here for the videos. I remain for the wisdom of comments like yours.
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  2355.  @johnkitching2248  Clarkson got angry and thumped an incompetent producer who failed to arrange food for the entire crew at the end of a long day. There's a hilarious "Hitler rant" from that time. Go find it.
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  2356.  @hb9145  Churchill was a reserve Army officer. He resigned from government over Gallipoli and was posted to France. At that point he held no office other than Member of Parliament. Churchill served in a quiet part of the line. I recall seeing a TV documentary about Churchill, presented by Prof. Richard Holmes. Churchill had expensive panniers of food sent to himself, and shared some of his goodies with the other ranks. He was stationed at a farm house, a short distance from the line. Holmes went to the site and told the story of Churchill sitting in the open and eating, before moving off. Two minutes later, German artillery shells bracketed the farm, blasting the place where he'd been sitting. Holmes examined the rubble and, from the maps available, reckoned he'd found the exact spot where Churchill had eaten his foie gras.
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  2357.  @allseeingotto2912  I'm reminded of a line spoken by Richard Burton in "The Medusa Touch". "I will bring down the entire edifice on their unworthy heads". I wish I had that power.
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  2358. As an English Brit, you are right to be proud of Scotland. I apologise for Rishi.
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  2359. @@G-Bob4 I'm surprised the Met and YouTube even allowed this video to be shown.
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  2360. Invite foxes to live in the hen house. What would you expect?
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  2361. "I hear you're a woke numpty now, Graham Norton".
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  2362. You looked in a mirror lately?
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  2363. Almost as bad as Canada and Australia.
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  2364. Angry woman prisoners with hairy arm pits and crew cuts will make Letby's life a living hell. I hope.
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  2365.  @mimzyjinx8142  Easy to get in. Impossible to hold. It's the graveyard of empires.
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  2366. None of this is afr irght.
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  2367.  @smudd71  Yep.
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  2368. We've had homeless people on the street since forever. Difference is: Previous generations didn't prioritise housing grifters from Nigeria and Syria, ahead of our native Brits.
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  2369. Here's a limerick told by the late, brilliant Kenneth Williams on the BBC many years ago: There once was a poof of Khartoum Who took a lesbian up to his room. They got into bed, They looked down and said, "Who does what and with what to whom?" If Ken told that limerick today, he'd be cancelled.
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  2370. Any minute now, the coppers might kick down Andy's door and arrest him for wrong-think. Not so implausible as you might think. Tommy Robinson was arrested in a cafe whilst eating breakfast, because he was half a mile from a demonstration.
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  2371. Was this fuss about the FLAG or about a sign (ANY sign) which is contrary to local regulations? Been there myself with my local authority. Hard to discover what the ucnts will/will not permit.
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  2372. The UK has the Uniparty. Our electoral system makes it impossible for any party except the Tories or Labour to form the next government. A party such as Reform could win one third of the national vote without winning one single seat.
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  2373. FIRST! 'Cos I've got white privilege. The BBC told me so.
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  2374. Also, controlled by the juice.
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  2375. Gary is WELCOME to talk 5h1te, but not when we're compulsorily required to fund him via the licence fee.
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  2376.  @hman230  The pen is mightier than the soup spoon if you shove it hard enough.
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  2377. Exactly. And many of us predicted that at the time.
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  2378. I keep receiving messages from a Nigerian prince. He says if I provide all my bank account details, he'll send me my winnings from the Nigerian lottery. Priti Patel claims she'll cease illegal immigration, the BBC tells me they'll tell the truth and the NHS claims I should clap for them. I dunno who to believe any more.
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  2379. All deliberate and by design.
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  2380. I left a comment a minute ago. I attempted to reply to my own comment, but YouTube issued an automatic message that I was unable to do so. In other words: The Al Gore rhythms automatically deleted my comment when I tried to post it.
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  2381.  @99fruitbat94  They weren't diverse. No white people or Chinese or Pakistanis. They were all black. Where's the BBC's condemnation and outrage?
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  2382. Apart from that, it's all good.
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  2383.  @blunderingfool  Mostly peaceful.
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  2384. Exactly. I'm Cornish and I migrated to England. I like your country. That's OK. We share the same values.
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  2385. An EIGHT YEAR investigation. Wow, glad to see the authorities gave priority to this matter (not).
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  2386.  @miranda4903  Perhaps GB News is indeed controlled opposition.
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  2387. These career criminals are always Amish or Mennonites wearing MAGA hats.
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  2388. In north Africa in WW2, the Germans set up a fake decoy airfield with wooden aircraft on it. The Royal Air Force responded by dropping a wooden bomb on it.
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  2389. This is why schools used to be segregated.
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  2390. Some years ago, Wallace's heart was retrieved and taken back to Scotland. He was executed by being hung, drawn and quartered. Does anybody know what happened to his willy?
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  2391. AMERICANS: "We wanna look at Hunter Biden's lap top". US GOVERNMENT: "Oh look over there at the distracting story about UFOs". AMERICANS: "Oh yeah that's interesting and distracting".
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  2392. "Eloquent", I believe, means speaking clearly and lucidly. It's racist if yoou spell proper, use gud gramar and know wurds wiv more than won syllib... sillab... sillabubble. Yeah, tek THAT yoo waycists!
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  2393.  @Bart-Did-it  Nah, it's the pansies who've got issues. Especially the coloured pansies.
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  2394. I'm British, and I've just been sorting out some of the documents belonging to my late parents. My father was a civil engineer, who built a hospital in Ibaden in the 1950s. There are some thankyou letters for their help in fundraising to equip the hospital with new equipment. Lots of history. Overall, the UK's good influences outweigh the bad.
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  2395.  @Jen-mf9rm  Noose, not lose or loose.
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  2396. 1 FIRST 'cos I've got white privilege, claims Channel 4.
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  2397. Even then, knife crime mostly occurred among the new Windrush arrivals and the Italian community.
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  2398. I never heard about that in the British media. I wonder why not... (We all know.)
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  2399. That's peaceful by London standards.
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  2400.  @ddjay1363  A million foogees from Gaza could arrive at Dover. All will be allowed entry. All will be welcomed as voters in Sadiq Khan's London.
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  2401. AYUP LOTUS EATERS! (A fan-fiction reference to 2tone. He'll probably be here shortly.)
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  2402. (BROTHER REPLIES IN YORKSHIRE ACCENT) "Range Rover? All we 'ad was Aston Martin at us wedding. We was so poor, we only 'ad a choice of five palaces t'live in".
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  2403. If you think Will Smith was dangerous, invite Alec Baldwin and see what happens.
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  2404.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  It's TRUE. Even if you were a black gay one-legged Jew, you'd still be wonderful. Sometimes people accuse you of being one of the above. I forget which.
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  2405. No images of the convicted killers. As usual.
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  2406.  @philobetto5106  Joe promised he'd find the ancestral cottage, where O'Bama's family lived before the potato famine.
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  2407.  @stumccabe  yore a spelin Narzi ant litrully Hilter. But you're correct.
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  2408.  @ClactonCuun  My ancestors wouldn't have gone to Palestine if your lot hadn't invaded Europe.
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  2409.  @fisherman5517  Yeah, I should believe a comment by somebody who can't spell "Satanist". Also: People are allowed to speak or write utter rubbish. It doesn't mean you have to agree with their writing. If you disagree with somebody's book, CLOSE THE BOOK. End of problem. But don't go murdering somebody for holding a view you dislike.
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  2410. WE NEED A STATUE OF THIS HERO.
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  2411. Here in the UK, every pertinent fact was omitted by the BBC news. Their narrative emphasised that this was NOT a terror attack, and the cause of the attack is being investigated.
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  2412. https://youtu.be/MA8a2g6tTp0 Clear evidence of intent.
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  2413. Buy plywood for your windows and some hand guns. It'll be like the original version of "Assault on Precinct 13".
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  2414. A London copper was attacked with a machete on Sunday 10th April. His assailant was described as "very religious". Machetes aren't the usual weapon of choice for most Brits. I've searched on line but can't find the assailant's name or photo. The risk run by Mr. Amess is identical to that run by coppers and ordinary folk every day. Allowing foxes into the hen house has consequences, but don't let the hens know about it.
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  2415. Actually, Simon is mistaken. The RAF did indeed bomb first, targeting German naval vessels in ports. Simon has read a list of the targets and assumes from their names that it was the actual cities being bombed. The Wellingtons attacked in daylight so as to obtain great accuracy and avoid civilian casualties. They suffered horrendous losses and had to be temporarily withdrawn from service.
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  2416. Mao is still admired by Diane Abbott.
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  2417. MICHAEL CORLEONE TO FREDO: "You're my brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides against the family again". Harry has proven himself to be untrustworthy and disloyal. What happened to Fredo?
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  2418. Five years ago, my own town was about 99% weight. I visit the town centre today and being weight makes me a minority. Things changed VERY quickly.
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  2419.  @thomasseery7570  The British brought prosperity and freedom to the colonies. The third world is doing the opposite to Britain.
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  2420. There's a migrant hotel near me, 150 yards from a beach where women sunbathe in the summertime without bikini tops. I'm wondering what'll happen when the summer comes, and 100+ migrants descend on the beach. Perhaps some based boyfriends and dads will intervene. I wonder whether local cops might go around telling women to cover their bodies, thereby implementing sharia law. Diversity yay.
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  2421. Sadly, Simon, you're painting a target on your back.
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  2422. Andrew's too truthful.
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  2423. Same here in the UK. Want the truth? Get it from Australia.
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  2424. They'll no longer arrest anyone? Good news for 1st June in London.
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  2425. If PJW was a settler in 1776, he'd have been standing with the rebels. As a Brit, so would I.
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  2426.  @walterCronkitesleftshoe6684  The highest-scoring RAF pilot of the BoB was a Czechoslovakian named Frantisek. He was in the Czech air force, escaped to Poland, was retrained, escaped to France, was retrained, escaped to Britain and was retrained again. Frantisek was so fierce and warlike, other Czechs refused to fly with him so he was sent to a Polish squadron. Even the Poles regarded Frantisek to be too fierce and aggressive. They allowed Frantisek to fly with them, on condition he would detach and go his own way. Gotta be seriously warlike when even the Poles define you as too aggressive.
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  2427. I want Owen Jones to visit Gaza and proclaim LBGTQ+ rights. He'll be perfectly safe. All the tall buildings have gone.
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  2428. Many centuries ago, some of the wiser Romans must have seen the end times approaching but felt powerless to do anything about it.
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  2429. This channel discusses so many important topics, I'm surprised it hasn't been banned yet.
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  2430. Fry and Leela arrive at a new planet. FRY: "I'm hungry". LEELA: "It's a Class M planet so there should be plenty of Roddenberries".
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  2431. Joe doesn't understand anything that's happening.
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  2432. A great man being attacked by jealous haters. Jesus Christ had the same initials as Jeremy Clarkson. 2000 years ago, JC got nailed to a cross. These days you just get cancelled.
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  2433. Make good friends with neighbours who are Swiss nationals and serve in their part-time armed services. If diversity kicks off in your area, you'll need their help.
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  2434. Sometimes people think of Churchill as a little plump old man with a bald head and a lisp. They forget he was a skilled horseman who'd repeatedly gone into battle, been shot at, got his men to freedom in a train whilst under fire, had escaped from a POW camp and gone on the run, carried out night trench-raids during WW1 and was a crack shot. Churchill was a tough guy too.
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  2435.  @LadyThunderbird63  After the Monmouth rebellion failed, hundreds of people from south west England were sent to the Caribbean as slaves. Hundreds more were hanged at crossroads throughout the south west, their corpses left to rot. If reparations are due, start by giving £100,000,000 to the people of Somerset, Devon and Dorset.
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  2436. For the Few, not the Many. Hence their vote share.
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  2437. Anglophobia. Again.
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  2438. We need Rooftop Koreans.
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  2439. Elon is the most successful African businessman in history.
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  2440. FIRST! 'cos I've got white privilege.
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  2441. If you're white, you're banned from the BBC. Tells you what you need to know.
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  2442. I despise Rishi and I despise Starmer. Let them fight it out, I don't care any more. Tony Blair has amassed a vast personal fortune, estimated at hundreds of £millions. All Krankie gets is a free motor home. Makes her look honest by comparison.
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  2443. The algorithms of CCTV cameras are racist. Almost everyone doing this kind of stuff is from just one ethnicity.
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  2444. EXCELLENT IDEA! Please suggest this directly to a few other YouTubers. I want to see it happen. Seriously.
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  2445. The "Clarence" thing... Is that a Jimmie Stewart reference? "Every time a bell rings a rapper gets shot".
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  2446. Interesting that you've got three replies plus mine, but only one reply is visible. Is mine still visible?
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  2447.  @pinabruno-grieve763  British princes shouldn't marry American divorcees.
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  2448. I was once charged £4000 for a quarter, but this is ten times as much.
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  2449. "Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy".
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  2450. "Next time I undergo surgery or board an airliner, please arrange for my surgeon or my pilot to have been selected on the basis of ethnicity instead of the person's competence. I prefer to have an unintelligent barely-literate person with a brown skin, rather than a skilled person who will ensure my safety" - said nobody ever.
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  2451. You too?
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  2452. Same as all the Amish drive-bys in American cities.
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  2453. True that.
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  2454.  @Treeman196  It was more a case of "unit cost". The Yanks were turning out phenomenal quantities of F111s and F4s for their USAF, USN and the Vietnam War. They could sell their stuff very cheaply. The British aerospace industry could not have competed. But you're right: The TSR2 was indeed superior to everything the Yanks were offering.
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  2455. The Scots call the English "Sassanachs", meaning "Saxon"
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  2456.  @beaulieuc8910  BBC blames Brexit and Trump. Maybe.
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  2457.  @michaelunderhill8847  Jim acquired his wealth via decades of hard work and deserves every penny he's got. He speaks for me and all other Brits of any colour. Jim has done loads of free fundraising to help former servicemen. Jim isn't "weaponising" anything, he's responding to a posh virtue-signalling git who'd gladly see ethnic Brits cancelled in the name of diversity.
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  2458.  @douglasparise3986  Agreed. A deliberate distraction. I recall an episode of The Simpsons. Homer was dealing with something important when suddenly, "Oh look, a dog with a fluffy tail! Hee hee hee hee hee!"
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  2459.  @soxgopro5552  I'd like to see the deleted scenes from "Patton" where the general smacks the Soviet general in the mouth, causes WW3 and Moscow gets nuked.
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  2460. Blood is always red. The red poppy commemorates the sacrifice.
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  2461. Could be the sixth episode of the Indiana Jones saga. Elderly hat-wearing white guy in a wheelchair goes seeking the Stone of Scone.
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  2462. Rishi is one of the wealthiest people in the UK. I wish he'd Foxtrot Oscar.
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  2463. No description of the wanted fugitive? Why not? Let me guess...
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  2464. I want to see the BBC split into its component parts and privatised. Maybe hire Jezza, the Captain and the Hamster to do the job. They understand broadcasting and they have an axe to grind. Nobody's more likely to put the BBC upside-down, in a ditch and on fire.
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  2465. Most of the assailants have one thing in common.
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  2466.  @MarkHarvey-uh8oc  We're still alive because of conspiracy theories.
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  2467. Any day now, the BBC will send the cops to break down Mr. HD's door, confiscate his equipment, arrest him and check his back passage for bomb-making equipment.
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  2468.  @barrystubbs983  Going as planned.
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  2469. Miss Piggy was upset when she visited her in-laws. The frogs all wondered how pink their tadpoles might be.
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  2470. DIANE ABBOTT: "White racists hate me 'cos I'm black". US: "No, we laugh at you because you're stupid and nasty".
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  2471. BBC: It's all WAYCIST. Except when it's the fault of Brexit.
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  2472. Funny how cop shops in the way zist countryside never get burned down.
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  2473. The meaning of the term "concentration camp" can be misleading.
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  2474.  @adenwellsmith6908  Agreed.
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  2475.  @anasttau9908  Definitely.
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  2476. Ethnic cleansing.
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  2477. Would anyone allow Eddie to babysit their children?
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  2478. And kitchens in big hotels.
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  2479.  @southerneruk  The novel and the movie "633 Squadron" are both fiction. There was indeed a 632 squadron and a 634 squadron, but 633 squadron never existed. That's why the novelist Frederick E. Smith chose this number for his novel. You are assuming the story is true, but it's not.
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  2480. ADVICE FOR MEN CONSIDERING MARRIAGE: If your marriage is happy, you're lucky. If not, the purpose of your marriage was to hire a womb for the production of your offspring. It's like hiring a very expensive car. Get your use out of it, leave it without dents or scrapes, pay the huge bill and walk away.
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  2481.  @beecat9951  The English minority can't vote their way out of this.
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  2482. The dog is just like Brandon. Both of them sniff children but neither can read a teleprompt.
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  2483. I've been rewatching the TV series, "Minder". The scenes of crowds and roads are quite different between then and now.
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  2484.  @phoenix33a65  Reminds me of the TV sitcom, "Blackadder". Edmund visits his doctor, who prescribes leeches on the advice of the international leech industry. A bit like being prescribed pharmaceutical vaccinations, on the advice of the international pharmaceutical industry.
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  2485. As a Cornishman, I hope both teams lose.
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  2486. I demand reparations from Italy for my enslavement.
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  2487.  @andyhobbs2812  "Oh Cliff, I wonder if you really are a cliff... when those fascists try to break you!"
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  2488.  @yeahokno  Nah, Gary Lineker.
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  2489. @j4Rose Correct.
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  2490. Remind me... how many years did Alex Belfield get, for saying unkind words about BBC celebrities?
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  2491. This cellist is a r-ist and should be sacked.
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  2492. Loadsa diversity in Brussels too.
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  2493. FUN FACT: The word pronounced "ginger" is Korean for "just like that!" Also, "chinchin" is Japanese for "pen15". Gotta spell things that way or YT's algorithms cancel me.
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  2494. Agreed. How did that go? Oh I remember.
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  2495. Anglophobia.
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  2496. Banning Andrew makes him hone and perfect his craft. Wokist w*nkers working for the BBC would never work this hard. Damn, he's getting good.
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  2497. I have come to loath and detest our British establishment.
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  2498.  @RebelRebel-rz6cd  Those cops were hunting this black guy. Yeah. I'm white and I've been pulled over loads of times. I never shot at the cops for doing so.
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  2499. Have the cops found the children in Krankie's concealed dungeon yet?
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  2500. The BBC regards your comment as dangerously far right. Probably.
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  2501. Harry fought with the British Army. Harry fought with the US Rangers. Harry fought with the French Foreign Legion. Harry couldn't walk into a military mess ANYWHERE without getting the sh!t kicked out of him.
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  2502. You too?
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  2503.  @KyleTheDalek  On this one occasion, Simon is uttering complete poo-poo. The RAF's first raid of the war was indeed on 4th September 1939. The target was German warships in naval ports. These unescorted raids were conducted in daylight to avoid civilian casualties. Simon has read a list of cities and assumed the cities themselves were the targets, whereas the targets were warships and naval facilities in the ports in those cities.
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  2504. I'm a white British Pastafarian. I stand with everyone who recognises the threat posed by Islam in the UK.
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  2505.  @robertelliott2216  "I wouldn't resuscitate a Muslim / Jew / black person" is hate speech. "I wouldn't resuscitate a trade unionist / Marxist / vegetarian" is hate speech. Somehow refusing to resuscitate a Tory is not. Wow.
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  2506. Every illegal surgeon or engineer will shortly be given a full amnesty and allowed to remain. If Rishi won't do it, Starmer will do it instead. Just wait and see.
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  2507. I saw the snooker protest. I want Andrew to jump on top of Sadiq Khan and tip orange powder over him. Nothing to do with Just Stop Oil. I just want somebody to jump on top of Sadiq Khan and tip orange powder over him.
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  2508. You went to Somerset. Was there much knife-fighting? Groups of scientists and engineers fighting with machetes? Diversity is wonderful.
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  2509. The WEF considers the UK as an economic zone, rather than a state where British people live. They saw the UK's population was falling, reducing the size of the UK's economy. The easiest way to fix this was to import millions of Africans and Pakistanis. The UK's infrastructure couldn't cope with an extra 15,000,000 people, so the government borrowed vast sums of money arranged via the WEF to fund new roads, railways, schools and hospitals. The debt is now so vast, it can never be repaid. The UK is now dominated by the WEF in perpetuity, like a person who's borrowed from the Mafia and discovers his debt becomes bigger and unserviceable. The WEF now controls the UK. Every government decision is dependent on whether the WEF favours the outcome.
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  2510.  @sheilawhitehead6208  Sadly, the electoral system guarantees either a Tory or a Labour government. Reform could get one third of the national vote but fail to win a single seat. But I'll vote Reform anyway.
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  2511. Agreed. You and I aren't r - ist. We'll gladly accept small numbers of heroic Brits like Mahyar Tousi and Rafe. What we don't want is millions of newcomers who despise every aspect of our culture. Very soon, expressing this view will be deemed a criminal offence.
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  2512.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  You're a hero, Simon. I expect Hereward the Wake had a moustache like yours.
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  2513.  @elih9700  My apologies. I suspected you might be a leftist remoaner, claiming the people of Europe should unite under one flag. I apologise for assuming you possessed such disgusting tendencies. No offence intended. I'd sooner allow Diane to sit on my face and wriggle, than adopt a single European flag for the UK.
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  2514. Commence with the British government. Move on to the London mayor. Continue from there.
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  2515. NONSENSE! Gary Lineker is the greatest black woman ever to play for England.
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  2516. Thankyou, cousin. I was deeply touched by Donald Trump's kind tribute to Her Majesty. The US and UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're destroying ourselves.
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  2517. Biden would be praised for ending the Second World War as well. Because he didn't do that either.
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  2518.  @michaelpielorz9283  Oh another hater. This is YouTube, it's to be expected.
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  2519. Agreed. Increasing ventilation WITHIN the building allows the lurgy to spread more easily from room to room. The ONLY way to ventilate a room safely is to open the window by half a f*ckin' inch. But Nicola is too stoooopid to think of that, and it's English money anyway.
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  2520.  @covahredro8370  Plenty of lamp posts. If we run out of rope, use piano wire.
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  2521. The Hunter had a very quick turnaround time: Fast to refuel and rearm. It also had great reliability. In wartime, an air force with Hunters might have twice the serviceability of the opposing air force. Having twice the serviceability will double the size of your air force.
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  2522. Every sheep says baaa.
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  2523. Most of us here aren't right wing. We're just "right".
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  2524.  @btuesday  I wish the UK's electoral system was fit for purpose. The kind of change achieved in Holland is virtually impossible in the UK.
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  2525. I laughed so hard, I think I broke a rib.
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  2526.  @mariamergenthal493  Miss Piggy was upset when she visited her in-laws. Kermit's family speculated about how pink the tadpoles would be.
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  2527. How much of the released information is reliable?
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  2528. Yep. The French doing what the French always do.
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  2529. People forget Hitler was murdering and oppressing fellow Germans and Austrians, long before he marched into the rest of Europe.
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  2530.  @cristobalstark6929  A different era. In those days, travelling from Europe to Chile took as long as travelling to Mars.
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  2531.  @NannyRose2289  Brand sexually abused my hamster. And she is only three years old. But what particularly upset her is that he never sent flowers or phoned for a second date.
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  2532. Provide seating and sell tickets. I'll laugh so hard, I'll break a rib.
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  2533. The locals do that to their houses, their schools, their shopping districts...
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  2534. I recall the Dirty Protest, carried out by IRA prisoners in the H-Block prisons. Smearing their faeces on the walls of their cells. Yeah. Art.
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  2535.  @quintrankid8045  Alternative history: Jewish Hitler assassinates Lenin in1920 and becomes the Soviet leader. Hard to make it as a comedy, though.
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  2536. I attended the Great Dorset Steam Fair on the same weekend as the Notting Hill Carnival. Beer tents open all day. Lots of farm cider stalls. Live music all day and far into the night. 200,000 visitors, 99.9% white. Zero police presence. Nobody got stabbed. No cars overturned and set on fire. Some cultures are better than others.
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  2537. Until recently, Israel was still using British-built Centurians, which missed WW2 by just a few weeks. (I wrote "Chieftain" at first, until a kindly gentleman pointed out my mistake. Always nice to receive a polite correction instead of the usual YouTube abuse.)
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  2538. Too many aliens.
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  2539. Britain left every former colony with a democratic constitution, a free press, a viable economy, the rule of law, a developing infrastructure and a line of credit. It took Britons many hundreds of years of struggle, civil war and agitation to achieve these assets for themselves. The UK gave this package of liberty to African nations after less than a century of colonialism, but the Africans f*cked it up and blamed Whitey.
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  2540. I left a similar comment. I've returned after ten minutes and it's been deleted. Telling the truth is a threat to free speech, apparently.
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  2541. Imagine an episode of "Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares". Proprietor says, "I don't understand why my kitchen is full of rodents! I leave every door and window open and lots of food all over the floor! Why do the rodents want to come here? Why are they still coming? What can I do to stop them? I don't know what I'm doing wrong!"
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  2542. I'll bet your school never taught you about the Royal Navy's fight to end the trade.
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  2543. I think I'm about tenth on this video. If I'd used my white privilege embedded with systemic racism, I'd have been first.
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  2544.  @androidoficeandfire9667  Sequels tend to get worse and worse. Reminds me of one of the Jaws sequels which Michael Caine appeared in. He said, "I've never seen it. I'm told it's dreadful. But the house which it bought for me is lovely".
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  2545. If Meg did a poo on Harry's bed, he'd claim it was scented with roses.
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  2546. I was a juror a few years ago. The defence barrister was absolutely effin useless. Jurors are allowed to write questions and have those questions answered by the court. I asked several questions which queried the evidence, and I reckon I did a better job of defending the accused than his barrister did. We found the defendant not guilty, which was disappointing because he was a horrible person.
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  2547. There's talk about classic cars being banned if they've been modified. I don't think that'll happen. Lots of MPs own classic cars. They'll never do anything which is against their own interests.
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  2548.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Hey Simon, have you made a video about King Gezo of Dahomie? The one who decreed that on his death, hundreds of his slaves should be decapitated until his boat-coffin floated on their blood? This was witnessed by British traders, who reported back to London, triggering the Royal Navy's war against slavery.
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  2549.  @chriswatts1680  Disappointing to see how many comments and replies are disappearing.
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  2550. David Bowie, Freddie Mercury and Alice Cooper had talent. These new numpties have none at all.
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  2551. Are they available online? If "yes", please give us the company's name. I want one.
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  2552.  @user__100  So you don't think the threat of a Japanese invasion had anything to do with it?
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  2553.  @bighands69  Sam disregards the war against the Japanese. Somehow I think Sam knows eff all.
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  2554. The Armistice was a cease fire, not a surrender. The war wasn't finished until after Versailles. Many memorials to the fallen date the War as 1914 to 1919. Keeping the boot on Germany's neck ensured compliance.
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  2555. 1 FIRST! And some people will claim it's because of white privilege and systemic waycism.
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  2556. Yeah we need that many scooter-riding pizza delivery guys to arrive every day.
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  2557. Agreed, but I don't think any of us are far right. We're just sensible.
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  2558. And that's why Andrew could never be hired by a British TV broadcaster. Same as Neil Oliver. He'll never get another contract to make archeology programmes. All the contracts will go to suntanned people who claim ancient Britons looked like Nigerians.
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  2559. Keir Starmer is the greatest female leader which Labour has ever had.
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  2560. My South Korean wife agrees.
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  2561. Agreed. Rishi will resign, be elevated to the Lords and get a job with the WEF or similar. All going as planned.
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  2562. What's happening in Israel is the future of Britain's cities.
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  2563. I suspect the motorhome was used as a sex dungeon for children. Maybe.
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  2564. The BBC would cancel him for this comment. But it's a very long time since the BBC was funny.
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  2565. There's a line from the movie, The Medusa Touch", as spoken by Richard Burton. "I will bring down the edifice on their unworthy heads". I wish I had that power.
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  2566. Gallows humour. A last laugh as western civilisation collapses.
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  2567. According to the last census, only 38% of London's population describes itself as "Wight English". 62% of the electorate prefer to vote for a non-Wight candidate. (Cre4t1ve 5pelling.) Replacement, yay.
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  2568. VATICAN, 17th CENTURY: "We own the science, the sun orbits the Earth". GALILEO: "No the Earth orbits the sun". VATICAN, 17th CENTURY: "We will happily torture you to death for saying so". GALILEO: "Errrr.... OK, I'll burn every copy of my books".
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  2569. Howard Bowen's Reply appears to have disappeared. Perhaps YT disliked a word or a phrase and banned him.
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  2570. Hey - I just gotta say I see LOTS of your comments, and I admire your bravery in adopting such a name.
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  2571.  @geoded  Agreed. Being British doesn't make you less Scottish. I feel the same way about being Cornish.
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  2572. Diane Abbott doing mathematics. What happens next?
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  2573. If these protestors are serious, they should imitate the Buddhist monks who set themselves on fire during the Vietnam war. Plus there's a fire engine immediately adjacent. Perfect.
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  2574. The crying guy from the 2.30 point... It's funny when Peter Griffin does it, but not in real life.
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  2575. Haha! Took a few seconds before I got that...
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  2576. The Irish president. Both black and tanned.
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  2577. If our monarch has a divine right to rule, Charles lost it as soon as he inserted lines from the Koran into his coronation.
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  2578. We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. Very few of us understand that a horrific tragedy has been set in motion and cannot now be prevented.
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  2579. Want to feel depressed? Watch the TV adverts.
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  2580. Waterstones looks at Bud Light and says, "Yeah that worked, gimme some of that".
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  2581. I wonder why the media won't mention that the Epstein-Maxwell sex parties were honey traps by an intelligence agency.
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  2582. Send a million to the Falklands. Then give the Falklands to Argentina. Finally we've found a use for the islands.
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  2583.  @marianogarre500  WOW!
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  2584. Fucstick Metropolitan University: For studunts who beleev maffs and speling are rasist.
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  2585. She's the greatest Afro-Caribbean woman ever to play for england.
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  2586. I expect Harry did it on a video game.
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  2587. How do we know they're "hypersonic"?
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  2588. Can we use them in the English Channel?
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  2589. Description of attacker(s)? Oh I forgot.
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  2590. Brandon takes the view that only votes for him deserve to be counted.
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  2591. Did they throw away the wrong bit?
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  2592. This is why I want Andrew to stand for Parliament. Zero chance of winning a seat, but his speeches will be epic.
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  2593. The US & UK will stand or fall together. To any Yanks reading this: Please sort yourselves out. The entire free world will collapse with you.
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  2594.  @margaridavale7834  Agreed. But don't allow tiny children to sit on Joe's lap. Just in case.
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  2595. EASY WAY TO SORT THIS: When this kind of thing happens in France, all the locals get half-price electricity. Result: Lots of happy locals who'll gladly accept turbines, nuclear or anything else. Also attracts new businesses, especially those with a high electric bill. Lots of employment. A boost to the local economy. Meanwhile, here in the UK...
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  2596. Excellent comment. Maybe the UN could ask a peaceful country like Syria or Nigeria to send a peace-keeping force.
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  2597. Slavery existed on every inhabited continent for thousands of years before Christopher Columbus was born. Blacks enslaved blacks. East Asians enslaved east Asians. Slavery was never about race, it was always about profit.
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  2598. The latest TV version of the movie is very nicely edited, with Trigger instead of N**g*r. Skilfully performed. Can't hear any join. RAF Scampton will shortly be filled with Triggers.
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  2599.  @rascalhusky8129  Westminster today resembles the magnificent ruins of the Incas or ancient Egypt. The bricks and stones remain, and reveal the glories of the past, but the great civilisation which erected the monuments has long since destroyed itself.
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  2600.  @maxpaws3977  A warrant can be acquired via a chief constable. Another law brought in on the quiet by Blair, in 2004. And we all looked the other way.
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  2601. The Met: Muslim Enforcement Team.
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  2602. I take my women like I take my coffee. Without a pen15.
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  2603. US & UK stand or fall together. Right now we're destroying ourselves.
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  2604. CCTV cameras are RACIST. It must be something to do with their algorithms. Virtually EVERY time we see this kind of event, it's going to be the same ethnicity. Yeah, racist cameras.
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  2605.  @rontheretiredone  Go on one knee like the England footballers. "That's what I did for my black boyfriend last night".
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  2606.  @allienoneya4257  True and LIKED but God acts through us. Hence using the word "mortal". God prefers His people to do it themselves. Praying is good. Getting voters to the polls is a human task.
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  2607. There are fewer murders in Mogadishu and Kabul than in Chicago.
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  2608.  @mugi2595  Walking among the great buildings of Westminster resembles walking among the ruins of ancient Egypt or the Mayan temples. The stones remain but the great civilisation which built the city has destroyed itself.
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  2609. These are not alleged criminals. They are witnesses sought in relation to an enquiry. Show their goddam faces! Maybe their race is a problem.
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  2610. Cy Grant played Spectrum's Captain Green in "Captain Scarlet".
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  2611. A Pakistani goes to his doctor with a huge wart on his arse. The doctor asks, "That's HORRIBLE! How long did you have that nasty, disgusting thing?" The wart replies, "I just woke up with it this morning".
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  2612. As a Pastafarian, anything involving carbohydrates and beer is interesting.
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  2613.  @sharonmccalla9924  Hyper-sensitivity by numpties.
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  2614. But he asks in German. Obviously.
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  2615.  @leonfth  The Soviets imposed the Holodomor Genocide on the Ukrainians in the 20s and 30s. Estimates of the murdered vary, but it's somewhere between 3,000,000 and 5,000,000. Ukrainians saw joining the Nazis in their fight against the Reds as wholly justified. My enemy's enemy is my friend.
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  2616. The BBC's religious affairs correspondent is Aleem Maqbool, a gay Sikh. He replaced Martin Bashir, who is supposedly unwell, although in reality he was dumped because he's a proven liar. The kind of person appointed by the BBC reveals a lot about the people making these appointments.
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  2617. I left a sensible and funny reply here earlier. It's been deleted. A bit like our hope for the future.
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  2618. He's a diversity hire.
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  2619. There's a new story from Scotland, about a school which is requiring boys and male teachers to wear skirts for one day.
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  2620. EVERY black guy who's arrested, fired, suspended or fails to get a promotion always makes the same claim. "It's 'cos I'm black". Damn, I wish I had that kind of privilege. (EDIT: Perhaps the guy is 100% innocent, I don't know. But I still envy his privilege.)
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  2621. Love from the English south coast. In a manly, platonic way. No touching.
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  2622. No point in fighting for our countries any more. Let BAME lesbians do it for us.
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  2623.  @Greg-q2r  All afr irght activists in one place couldn't fill a double decker bus. Exclude the undercover BBC / Guardian journalists and the bus would be half empty. Next, exclude the persons whom the Special Branch compelled to become informers. The only person remaining is an old lady who thought it was the 7.30 to the hospital.
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  2624. @Hugh Jaanus A horrific event. The North Vietnamese undertook even greater massacres against their own civilian population. War is f*cked up.
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  2625. She would gladly describe you as an extremist for subbing to this channel.
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  2626. Should be "Finding Femdom".
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  2627. Anglophobia.
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  2628. Yes. Next question.
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  2629. Best friends I've ever had were my dogs. I've got a dog right now, who begs for cheese and loves having her tummy tickled. I wish relationships with past girlfriends or my wife were as straightforward. My little dog is the nicest little b*tch I've ever known. Best friends forever.
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  2630.  @geert574  Abe Lincoln said something about, "No transatlantic giant may take a drink from our rivers unless we destroy ourselves by our own hands". My memory of the phrasing might be slightly off, but nearly correct. Sad fact: The USA is indeed destroying itself.
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  2631. A Muslim judge wouldn't have passed this sentence.
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  2632. Gary did indeed have a gimmigrant for a short time. I suspect the situation was equivalent to the Harry Enfield / Paul Whitehouse sketches, in which a wealthy family adopted a northern man as their pet. Kept him on a leash. Taught him to beg for treats.
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  2633. WE NEED ANDREW TO BE HIRED BY GB NEWS FOR COMIC INTERLUDES. (Forgive me if you've seen my same comment on other AL videos. You know it's true and it deserves repetition.)
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  2634. I'm sick of Anglophobia.
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  2635. We'd have none of these problems if the Museums (creative spelling for a religion which might get my comment removed) were only 1/100th of the population.
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  2636. I used to be a Tory activist (29 years) until I woke up and realised how far left that party actually is.
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  2637. Confirming stereotypes again and again. I wish it wasn't so. I don't want it to be this way. This is why, decades ago, shops had signs in their windows, banning certain types from entry. I DO NOT WANT THAT. But we can see why it was done.
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  2638.  BradleyUK58  Tory + Liebour = no feckin difference.
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  2639. TRUMP is mine too. UK UK UK.
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  2640. 1 FIRST and Wokeby claims it's 'cos I've got waycist privilege.
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  2641. I have HUGE respect for Simon, but sometimes he discusses stuff which he doesn't thoroughly understand. I'm still seething about his videos about the British bombing of Germany.
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  2642. I luv yore cre4t1ve 5pelling to get past the Al Gore rhythms.
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  2643. Smeg and Horrible could've made a "reaction" video. The two of them laughing their heads off. Everyone would've loved them for their big-hearted response.
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  2644.  @IamNotANumber3929  The difference between London and Gaza? There are fewer Palestinian flags in Gaza.
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  2645.  @malcolmhouston7932  The Falklands were British before the state of Argentina existed. On that basis, if the Falklands are a part of Argentina, that means Argentina belongs to the British. Makes perfect sense.
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  2646.  @candy-le4nh  The word "democracy" comes from ancient Athens. Democracy in ancient Athens only applied to a tiny group of Athenian males. Four-fifths of males in Athens were slaves or denied the vote. Democracy as we know it today was invented by the Anglosphere and modern Europe.
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  2647. "That's nearly an arm full!" Sorry, wrong sketch.
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  2648. Makes Peter Griffin's actions at Mr. Washee-Washee's seem mild.
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  2649. Blackface camo cream for night operations is waycist.
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  2650. The BBC claims you're First because of white privilege and systemic racism. Being First is elitist. You're obviously a racist. Therefor you deserve having your free speech curtailed. To defend free speech. Oh by the way: It's your BBC. Pay up immediately or we'll convict you of a criminal offence.
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  2651. One bloke with a webcam, making videos in his spare room, is endangering the future of the BBC. Wow. That's a great achievement. Mahyar is a hero.
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  2652. Well yeah, Klaus Schwab.
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  2653. LEFTISTS: "I wanna disband the police". SURVIVALISTS: "Yeah I'd be happy if me and my buddies could use the BLM for target practice".
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  2654. Good comment. Please repeat it widely. More people need to read it.
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  2655.  @equalitypeace1695  Islam isn't a race.
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  2656. Check out who's the new chairman of the BBC.
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  2657. I live in England, not far from where heroic Canuck soldiers lived under canvas for months before going to D-Day. Both the UK and Canada are destroying themselves. Tragic. Insane.
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  2658. There was a time when Irish lads would wear balaclavas and issue politicians with clear choices.
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  2659. Tucker needs to avoid eating, drinking or touching anything in case of nerve-poison.
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  2660. So... maybe the Nigerian prince who wanted my account details wasn't as honest as he claimed.
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  2661. Good comment. Please repeat widely.
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  2662.  @Zerpderp0  A bit like in the former Iron Curtain countries. A friend was in Romania in the 1980s. He was at an airport when Nicolai Ceausescu was returning from a foreign trip. Bus loads of unhappy supporters were brought to the airports, to welcome and cheer his arrival for the state TV cameras. Afterwards they returned to looking glum and were bussed home.
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  2663.  @lepersonnage371  The story amused me and I'm pleased Lars left his comment.
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  2664. A very intelligent comment.
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  2665.  @incurableromantic4006  Forgive me if you've seen my same comment on other channels. It's a useful comment and the comparison is valid.
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  2666. This is what happens when the lunatics take over the assylum.
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  2667. Owen Jones resembles Rik Mayal's creation for the 1980s TV series, "The Young Ones". A narcissistic spiteful self-styled Peoples' Poet, who loses an argument and storms off, shouting "Fascist!".
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  2668. 5hit happens when a PM and her cabinet are selected on the basis of diversity instead of competence.
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  2669. Clarkson could make a TV show about paint drying, and he'd make it the BEST TV show... in the WORLD.
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  2670.  @callmecloudy6225  Disney claims a man can be a woman. Same kinda sheet.
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  2671. I hope Neil sometimes visits videos like these and reads our comments.
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  2672. I'd happily bake a cake for these people. After they'd paid and were carrying it away I'd say, "I'm sure you'll enjoy it, because I'm pretty sure we got all the dog turd out of the mixture".
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  2673. I've always found it difficult to pronounce "Regina" without people thinking I said the word for "c*nt".
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  2674. Thanks for posting this comment many times. Keep up the good work. More people need to read it. Dlver51ty is our strength, right? Yeah. Ignore the evidence. Believe the Uniparty.
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  2675. BRING BACK BIGGLES! The short stories of Captain W. E. Johns are beautifully written. An introduction to history and aviation, extolling bravery in the face of danger.
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  2676.  @Fahrenheit451.  Agreed, I've run out of ways to spell certain words in order to dodge YouTube's algorithms.
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  2677. Can we crowd-fund a ticket for Kamala?
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  2678. "Middle aged Maoist dog-botherers". Haha!
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  2679. Name of attacker? Might tell us about the motive.
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  2680.  FRDSG  Britainistan.
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  2681. For those who don't know: "hoist with your own petard" is a line derived from Shakespeare's "Hamlet". It means being blown up by your own bomb.
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  2682. Beijing Biden stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  2683.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  You'll be accused of being a Methodist next.
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  2684. Me too. I never got charged once. Maybe I should've tried to outrun the police and, when cornered, threatened to drive into a policeman. What would've happened next?
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  2685. BLUE LIVES MATTER .
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  2686. I'm in my sixties. I'm proud of my son, but sometimes I wonder if I did the right thing by creating him. The future will be a combination of the Yugoslav civil war, the Syrian civil war and the racial hatreds of the southern USA.
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  2687. Owen Jones always reminds me of Rik.
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  2688. Unlike BBC presenters, Mahyar has never exchanged photos of himself wearing underpants with adolescents.
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  2689. If "bodies are just bodies", what's all the fuss about upskirting?
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  2690. CHANNEL 4 (probably): Hooters shouldn't be allowed. Also Channel 4: View our TV series in which people choose whom to date by looking at their private parts.
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  2691. Lots of sheep in Scotland.
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  2692. LUFTWAFFE: "The Focke Wulf 187 vill be ze vorld's greatest night fighter!" MOSQUITO: "Focke off".
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  2693. Common folk can't afford a £200,000 bill for a barrister. As soon as the charges have been brought, you're already fecked.
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  2694.  alantrik  To be fair, Canada's land mass is TINY but its population is HUGE. Right? Right? Yeah, Turdeau says so.
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  2695.  @jonrich62  I'd rather have a free Tommy Robinson than a free Palestine.
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  2696. OLD GUY: "There's a storm coming". SARAH CONNOR: "I know".
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  2697. I'd refuse to fight for the borders of Ukraine whilst we can't even defend our own borders.
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  2698. GOOD MORNING to everyone from rainy Britain and its sliver of Ireland!
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  2699. We need to defend the ashes of our fathers and the temples of our gods.
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  2700. @@TOM-TOM-TOM Humans have caused climate change since 20,000 years ago, when glaciers extended south of Birmingham and sea levels were 120 metres (about 400 feet) lower. The climate changed because of the hunting of aurochs and mammoths by humans in Doggerland, where the North Sea is today. Or perhaps natural (non-human) phenomena are more important.
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  2701. @Tank Hill NO DEFINITELY NOT DEFENDING THE FLOYD! We should congratulate Floyd on not having committed a single criminal offence since his arrest. That's good policing right there.
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  2702. Happened at a concert a couple of years ago, here in the UK.
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  2703.  @steve10  BBC says he was oppressed by the English countryside and Brexit.
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  2704.  @gordy4459  And as their coffins were carried away from the aircraft and through the town, the peaceful people would've stood six deep, spitting and hurling insults at the coffins. Whilst the coppers watched from a safe distance without intervening.
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  2705.  @reallyoldfatgit  I demand reparations from the Italian government. I'm traumatised, following the illegal Roman invasion and enslavement of Britannia from 50 BC onwards. Gimme money. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter.
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  2706. This is the kind of thing the SNP is good at.
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  2707. The Council tip won't allow me entry unless I provide proof of residence (driving licence, etc.). But I can vote without any proof of identity or residence. Democracy is fooked-up.
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  2708. We need more white people in the 100 metres and 400 metres Commonwealth Games.
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  2709.  @rb1062  Labour will win the general election in Scotland. Its leader Anas Sarwar is from the same background as Yousaf. Sarwar's father was an "British" MP who resigned, returned to his native India and became the governor of a region there. Twisted loyalties.
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  2710. "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability". Great line from the movie, "As Good as it Gets". Unfair I know, but there's truth in it. As a male, I accept crime would virtually disappear if men behaved more like women. We males ain't perfect either. Far from it. Far from it.
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  2711. ..."almost" ??
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  2712. Interesting to learn the "British" Pakistani who was shot dead in Texas was a Labour Party member and activist. Members of his family were Labour members and two of them are serving councillors. Perhaps it would be better to investigate Pakistani infiltration into the Labour Party.
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  2713. People looked the other way in those days. In my town, there was a Tory councillor who wrote for the newspaper and was also a minor celebrity. Everybody knew he touched little boys. Charges were brought against him. The pre-pubescent boys were fiercely cross-examined on the witness stand. They broke down, their testimonies were ruled unreliable and the trial was discontinued.
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  2714. There is no single African race. East Africans, west Africans, north Africans and Africans from some other areas are wholly different from each other.
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  2715. Are pansies offensive too?
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  2716. Walking through Westminster is like walking among the ruins of ancient Egypt or the temples of the Mayans. The buildings remain, but the great civilisation which built them has destroyed itself and the people are long gone.
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  2717.  @greatestytcommentator  This Brazilian woman was lucky. Unlike Sara, this woman survived.
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  2718. AGREED - from a Brit.
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  2719. Clever comment.
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  2720. Priti Placebo.
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  2721. Drivers should keep their race on the track, not on their T-shirt.
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  2722. Lots of paedophiles in the general population. They seem to be over-represented in positions of power.
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  2723. "You're gonna need a bigger boat".
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  2724. Fish sticks and Kanye.
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  2725.  @offwiththefairies77  As Tommy once said in a speech, "I'd rather stand with one blick man than a hundred weight r-ists". (Cre4t1ve 5pelling to dodge the Al Gore rhythms.)
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  2726. Antifa = Anti fascist. Deliberate misinformation. Imagine if Darth Palpatine called his Death Star the "Fluffy Cute Cuddly Kiss-Kiss Star". The Rebellion would've remained at home and ignored it.
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  2727.  @teresahall8762  Reform could obtain one third of the national vote without winning a single seat. The electoral system guarantees a Uniparty victory.
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  2728. Genghis Khan and his Mongols remind me of the Klingons.
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  2729. 1 FIRST! 'Cos I've got white privilege, claims the BBC.
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  2730. Andrew Lawrence is innocent. Laurence Fox is innocent. Prince Andrew is...
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  2731. Rishi's done a deal. Which is definitely better than the previous deal, the deal before that, several other different deals which didn't work and a bunch of other deals as well. But THIS one will work. Right?
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  2732. Joe also gets confused between the UK and Ukraine. "Goddammit Jill, why have the British invaded Russia?"
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  2733.  @herbiehusker1889  I'm surprised both your comment and mine remain visible.
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  2734. I'm British, and I was in the Air Training Corps during the 1970s. Obtaining my gliding licence at RAF Swanton Morley, I was reminded of kids my own age who'd trained to fly Me 163s in the same way.
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  2735. FUN FACT: Selling British equipment to the Argies greatly helped the British armed services. If you're in HMS Conqueror and you're trailing the Belgrano and two British-built warships, it greatly helps to know what the Argentine anti-submarine sonar can and can't do.
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  2736. Shape-shifting lizard space-aliens.
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  2737. Maggie would've sent in the Royal marines to escort the boats back to France.
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  2738. ULEZ might do for Khan what the poll tax did for Maggie.
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  2739.  @ZenosOsgorma  I'm glad we got off both the sinking shink and the sinking ship.
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  2740.  @sparkleypegs8350  I'd like to see the deleted scenes from "It's a Wonderful Life" where George Bailey says to Clarence the Angel, "This is great! Now I can relive my life as a gay!" and runs off into the snowy night.
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  2741. There's never a shortage of government bullsh*t, either in Ohio or the UK.
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  2742. I'd laugh so hard I'd break a rib. You can't write "slaughter" without "laughter".
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  2743. A wise and balanced comment. David Lammy would regard it as waycist.
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  2744. Mr. Bean would've been a better PM than Sicknak.
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  2745.  @stokes8626  Enoch was right.
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  2746. SAD FACT: Right now, Starmer and Labour look more competent than the Conservatives.
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  2747.  @matthall143  We should crowd-fund a drunk French chauffer for Harry and Meg.
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  2748. I'm white. Some people find that offensive. Welcome to the modern world.
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  2749. O'Bama doesn't look Irish to me.
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  2750.  @jaksap  WOW! I don't want to use her airline.
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  2751. 30 years too late. Calling them grooming gangs. Why not call them rape gangs?
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  2752. The volume of new videos arriving from Mr. Blackbelt is impressive.
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  2753. Damned good comment.
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  2754. Was the driver a Mason?
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  2755. Does Sajid Javid resemble Gollom, or am I being unfair?
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  2756. We defeated the right enemy in WW2. This is a different enemy. It's our own British establishment.
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  2757. Humza will do the same for the SNP as Rishi is doing for the Tories. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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  2758. Any moment now, this video will be declared waycist.
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  2759.  @saabsa  Kaba was endangering the lives of policemen by driving directly at them, trying to ram his way out of a road block. Kaba had a criminal record and was known to have handled fire arms. I've been pulled over by the cops on several occasions. I never endangered the lives of coppers by trying to ram my way out, and I've never been shot dead.
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  2760.  @KemetledAfrica  Football hooligans don't use machetes.
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  2761. If Tyson claimed to be a woman, he could win the womens' boxing championship as well.
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  2762. Stockholm Syndrome.
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  2763. Designed to fail. A Roman emperor wanted an opponent drowned. He had a ship especially built so that, upon removing ONE peg, the entire ship would fall to pieces and sink. One henchman (who could swim) performed the task. Job done. As I say: Designed to fail.
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  2764. I wouldn't want to fork a trans-person. Saying that on TV would get me cancelled.
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  2765.  @martynblackburn9632  Not the I-phobia. If you're badly injured in a dog attack - there's a short list of likely breeds. If you're stabbed or hacked with a big blade - there's a short list of likely cultures. Could be Afghan Alan or Nigerian Nigel. Won't be Jewish John or Hong Kong Harry. Could be Cockney Chris, but that's unlikely.
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  2766.  @LeoH3L1  Good idea!
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  2767. Contrafibularity, as Edmund Blackadder would put it.
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  2768.  @manuelcoutinho9426  Mussolini and his dad were communist/socialist activists, and frequently arrested by the police. Mussolini's form of socialism accepted the Church. They partnered with private enterprise instead of seizing its assets. The word "fascist" comes from the "fascine" symbol of ancient Rome: Weak sticks bound together, which become unbreakable.
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  2769. Horrible story in the Bible about a bloke who was whipped, nailed to a cross, stabbed with a spear and died in agony. It might provoke children into performing copycat executions in playgrounds. Rewrite the story with the main protagonists all sitting together in a circle, giving each other shoulder-rubs and sorting out their differences without conflict. Invent some new characters to make the group more inclusive: A few black or transgender disciples, that sort of thing. End the story with all the players living peacefully in a vegetarian polyamorous commune. That's a better story, right?
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  2770. Maybe the UK should surround itself with a sea. It would take a seriously moronic government to f*ck that up, right?
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  2771.  @truthwillprevail5241  Thankyou. Will the organisers be fined £10,000?
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  2772. The Teachers Union wants Sharri to be arrested, put in a camp with others who disagree with their narrative, issued with striped pyjamas and offered a shower.
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  2773. COMING SOON: Motorways are systemically r - ist. Because you can observe the countryside as you drive through it.
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  2774. Nutters claim that if the war had continued into 1946, Germany would have unleashed its electrically-powered flying saucers, Natter interceptors and Horten bombers. They forget that they would've been fighting against allied weapons which actually existed and would've worked.
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  2775.  @rascalhusky8129  Agreed. It's happened on our watch and we can blame nobody except ourselves. Right now it's like being on the Titanic one minute after the collision. The lights are still on. The band still plays. Few people realise that a horrific catastrophe has been set in motion and cannot now be averted. One day the native Brits must stand for the ashes of their fathers and the temples of their gods. Then it'll all kick off. Expect something like the Yugoslav civil war. And when it happens, the BBC will blame Brexit. Or Trump.
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  2776. "Kaufman". Not an English name.
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  2777. Not my king.
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  2778. Old saying: Unless iz lamb lies, iz lamb dies.
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  2779. I rubbed shoulders with Mr Fraser in the early 1990s, when we were both Young Conservatives. A straight-up damned good bloke. Pro-Brexit decades before the term was invented. Both he and I also rubbed shoulders with John Bercow. Fiercely intelligent, but Bercow's narcissism was completely sky-high. At that time, Bercow pretended to be a libertarian anti-EEC activist. He'd do ANYTHING to advance himself and be the centre of attention.
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  2780.  @geoffyoung3874  I demand reparations from the Italian government, following their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia in the year 50 BC. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter. I remain traumatised. Gimme money.
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  2781.  @herecomestrouble7878  That's NOT a racist comment. There is also white chocolate.
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  2782. I hope lots of Juice viewers will read your comment and take comfort. Same as our comments about the unwelcome diversity in Ireland will comfort our Irish friends.
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  2783. I allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. However, back in the day, I rubbed shoulders with the likes of John Bercow. He's HYPER-intelligent but his narcissistic egomania is even greater. In those days, the Poison Dwarf masqueraded as an alt-right anti-federalist Eurosceptic.
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  2784. Mao murdered more people than Stalin and Hitler combined. Diane Abbott admires Mao. Read the Wiki biography of the BBC's Andrew Marr. You'll be surprised. Go on. Read it now.
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  2785. Where are all the BBC's much-loved moralising celebrities, such as gay Jewish Stephen Fry? Hiding.
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  2786. Labour Party... is that the one spelled "Conservative"?
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  2787. Trudeau is doing it in Canada.
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  2788. Anglophobia.
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  2789.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  I'll never drink Bud. I don't want gay juice in my mouth. I refuse to either spit or swallow.
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  2790. BOB MONKHOUSE: "People laughed when I told them I wanted to be a comedian They're not laughing now".
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  2791. We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. A horrific catastrophe has been set in motion and cannot now be averted. Most people don't know it yet, because the lights are still on and the band still plays.
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  2792. Other countries have electoral systems whereby parliamentary seats could be won by small parties. In the UK, Reform could get one third of the national vote without winning one single seat. UKIP only gained seats in Europe because a different electoral system was used. In other words: We be completely forked.
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  2793. Sainsburys LOVE car drivers. That's Kevin Spacey's excuse as well. Most of his alleged victims were motorists.
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  2794. There are TV shows about border control in New Zealand, Australia and the US. Arrive in those countries with the wrong visa and you'll be slung out. Arrive in New Zealand with an apple and you'll face a big fine. But here in the UK...
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  2795. Simplify and add lightness.
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  2796. Two of my favourite American YouTubers are Officer Tatum and Anthony Brian Logan. They both firmly support Trump and they're both black. I'm white and I regard these black men as my blood-brothers.
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  2797. CAT LIVES MATTER.
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  2798. The Germans had General Rommel and General Manstein. The allies had General Electric and General Motors. In a war of attrition, General Electric and General Motors would eventually win.
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  2799. If the Maoris were so f*ckin' smart, how come Maoris didn't sail to Europe and discover the British Isles?
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  2800. Damned right.
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  2801. And the pointed stick.
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  2802.  @Mere-Lachaiselongue  Martyrs were imprisoned for DECADES for having walked through a building on Jan 6th when it was meant to be closed. Completely unarmed. The only person shot and killed was an unarmed former servicewoman. Peaceful protest is now regarded as insurrection. WTF.
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  2803. That's why the BBC will never hire him.
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  2804. Soldiers who've been in real combat never speak about these things. Any soldier who boasts like this is lying. Stolen valour.
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  2805. No chance. Humza blames hu ite people. And Brexit.
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  2806. Russian/Greek Christianity is da real thang.
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  2807. Sometimes archbishops can be complete f*ckwits. Three knights wielding long swords can be a good thing.
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  2808. He's hiding under Gary Lineker's bed.
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  2809.  @matchbox6597  Bl4ck Barbie can't remember which Ken made her pregnant.
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  2810. Will Gary Lineker express an opinion about this?
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  2811. I want Keef to apply for the job. Loves a drink, loves a tear-up, and a sex pest. Oh sorry, that's the OLD Met, not the new version. The new Met is gay, transgender and Muslim.
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  2812. Understood. The worst of the misery for all parties is now ended. I hope things get better for you and them.
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  2813.  @nojabhere  Enoch was right.
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  2814. She'd claim she's fired because she's a black lesbian.
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  2815. I want to see a fight between Suella's husband and Gary's husband. Then we'll know who's toughest.
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  2816. Cho Bei Deng is the best POTUS in Chinese history. And he stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  2817. We're on the Titanic, two minutes after the collision. The restaurants and bars remain open. The beds are warm and cosy. Few people realise the horrific tragedy has now been set in place, and it is now inevitable. But Britain's collision wasn't accidental. The officers on the bridge deliberately steered us to disaster, in full knowledge of what would follow. God damn them all.
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  2818. If Rishi wanted to stop the boats or leave the ECHR, he and his cabinet would've done it years ago.
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  2819. This has been a coup d'etat. In some countries they drive a tank into the presidential palace and shoot the president. In the US, the only way to for an illegal seizure of power is via electoral fraud.
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  2820. Agreed. Look at their MAGA hats. Jussie told me so.
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  2821. OLD GUY: "There's a storm coming". SARAH CONNOR: "I know".
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  2822. Forgive me for being a fossil, but the "cost of living crisis" has been here continuously without a break since I was a tiny child in the 1960s. What's different now?
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  2823. Lenny Henry sold it to me.
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  2824. I suspect Morgan and Walliams are secret gay lovers.
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  2825. GB News should hire Andrew to do cameo comedy snippets.
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  2826. If you are reading this - -YOU ARE THE RESISTANCE.
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  2827. He's at Gary Lineker's house.
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  2828. There are stories about the US forces in Devonshire (England) burying vast quantities of stores, including crated unused Harley Davidsons, when they packed up to go home.
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  2829. Zuby is proof of how powerful and strong a woman can be. And that women can have a p*n*s. But don't trust me, I'm not a biologist. (If you don't understand the "strong and powerful woman" reference, please do a search.)
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  2830. You have WONDERFUL genetics, Jacqui.
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  2831.  @Dana-ie2bh  France is sending troops to show Ukrainians how to surrender.
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  2832.  @franko1174  "Family Guy" makes jokes about British teeth. I'm not offended.
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  2833.  @Kyle_00  A new variation of "A rabbi, a priest and an atheist go into a bar..."
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  2834. A man will ALWAYS be attractive to women, if he has two things: 1.) A big pile of money, and - 2.) Nothing else required.
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  2835. This looks like it was must've been based on an actual incident, but I can't find any reference in the books I've read.
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  2836. Down with this sort of thing.
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  2837. Lotus: Loads Of Trouble, Usually Serious. Sorry, I had to.
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  2838. Waste of good petrol.
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  2839. I'd gladly accept former Gurkha soldiers as civil servants and government ministers. People who love the UK and can recognise bull sheet from a distance.
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  2840. I want Camille to fight for the release of Julian Assange.
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  2841. Rishi is taking notes.
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  2842. Somebody should tell Keef Fluffabout that this bloke Andrew keeps imitating him.
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  2843. Brandon thinks this is a real thing.
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  2844. Not for long. Andrew doesn't have a licence for being funny.
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  2845.  @JamesRichards-mj9kw  No. The film was a success, but it had gone over budget and it took a couple more decades to claw back the expenditure. Nothing unusual in that.
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  2846.  @mariemccann5895  I've owned an Austin A35 for about 18 years. Given the amount of money I've spent on it (5-speed box, improved engine, replacement floor pan etc. etc. etc.) it would've been cheaper to have bought a Roller and tolerated a couple of heart-wrenching expenses. Which is the better car: A Roller or an A35? I made the wrong choice.
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  2847. Enoch was right.
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  2848.  @candy-le4nh  Bleedin' obvious why Mr. Cleverly is "British" but not "native" British.
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  2849. "The gig is up". This references Herman Goring who, in 1944, saw fighters over Berlin which he didn't recognise. Goring asked, "Are they ours?" His aide replied, "No sir, they are the enemy's". At that moment Goring realised that if the allies could send single seaters all the way from England to Berlin, the war was lost. He said, "The gig is up", in other words, "The dance has finished / the fat lady has sung".
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  2850. All going as planned.
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  2851. Nigel isn't in the Commons, the Lords or the European Parliament. He needs to make a living somehow. If a TV company pays him a HUGE pile of money for eating maggots - Good luck to him..
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  2852. ...whilst he still can.
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  2853. We need more "rooftop Koreans".
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  2854. She turned me into a newt. I got better.
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  2855. All by design.
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  2856. Zaphod Beeblebrox for President! (An obscure comment but somebody might get it.)
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  2857. Half the Tory MPs aren't actually conservative. Half the cabinet is scarcely even British. EDIT -- I CLICK "View 2 replies" AND THEY'RE NOT VISIBLE.
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  2858. The German actor Hardy Kruger was a 16 year old SS soldier in 1945. He was ordered to murder some US prisoners. Kruger ran away and was sentenced to death in absentia. Meanwhile, Kruger lived rough until VE Day when he surrendered to allied forces.
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  2859. Funny how these perverts often look the same. Looks like a young John Sweeney.
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  2860. Problem with the UK's first past the post electoral system: Regardless of who you vote for, the next government will be Tory or Labour. It's a cosy duopoly.
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  2861. Character in the movie "Aliens": "We're on an express elevator ride to hell".
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  2862. Reminds me of the episode of "The Young Ones", where Scumbag College goes up against a posh team. "My Daddy's going to buy me the Socialist Workers Party".
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  2863. Going down faster than Philip Schofield on a schoolboy.
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  2864.  @rewdwarf123  I live in one of the whitest towns in the UK. Suddenly, in the past year, it's full of Africans (not Afro-Caribbeans) and south Asians.
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  2865. No such thing as white privilege. Only wealth privilege.
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  2866. Black rapper. Let out on a $1000 bail. Fleeing a scene where he'd stabbed somebody. Interesting to witness how the TV news is avoiding mentioning the killer's identity or show his mug shot.
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  2867. I'm British and in the UK. I stand with US patriots on this. God Bless America.
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  2868. Lots of people leaving comments, claiming they got here first. A bit like the claims made by the Israelis and the Palestinians.
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  2869. Agreed. The 262's kill: losses ratio was 1 : 1.5, not very good. By comparison, the Tempest's kill : losses ratio was 7 : 1 on all types and 6 : 1 against single seaters.
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  2870.  @smogthehorse9409  Yew should be hyred to rite a new dikshunary. But yue still woant get the joab unless yore blique.
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  2871.  @mattcgw  The worst part is the ethnic replacement.
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  2872. I want Clarkson, Hammond and May to be hired to privatise the BBC. There's no better way to put the BBC upside-down, in a ditch and on fire.
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  2873. Mahyar Tousi is Eddie Izzard without a pink beret or glasses. He runs with the fox and chases with the hounds. Have you ever seen Mahyar and Eddie in the same place at the same time? Well, that's why.
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  2874. The test pilot Eric Brown thought the aircraft was excellent but far too sensitive on the controls. He landed a 162 and handed it to a different pilot. Brown advised the second test pilot to be careful of the sensitive controls. Minutes later, the second test pilot crashed into the ground, killing himself and another person.
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  2875. Jiao Bei Deng is the greatest US president in Chinese history.
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  2876. BBC comedian. And that's something to be proud of because...?
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  2877. Idea for a future video: Is socialism an occult belief in an irrational religion?
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  2878. Good comment. Please repeat widely.
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  2879. "SQUAD - CAMP IT UP!" A gay British Army.
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  2880. Shouldn't have been allowed into the UK at all.
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  2881. I misread the title as "orgasmic food" and wondered where I could get some.
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  2882.  @sanjikaspinoni8396  Diane says eleventy-twelvety % of graduates get a job connected to their degree, which is 500%.
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  2883. The UK#'s Sky News is nastier than the BBC. And that's saying something.
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  2884. As a southerner, I can hear a scouser saying "Calm down, calm down". I hope they don't calm down. More of this is needed.
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  2885. Fool on the hill.
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  2886. "Sun never rises". But Joe's son is the smartest guy he knows!
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  2887. Imagine if the Emperor had used the name "Liberty and Justice Star" instead of "Death Star". Nobody would've anticipated the danger and the Rebel Alliance would've looked the other way.
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  2888.  @CPowell133  "Many are in that boat". A rubber inflatable. Filled with people who hate us.
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  2889. Nothing of value will be lost.
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  2890. Enoch was right.
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  2891. Just for clarity: Black and Asian folk would be WELCOME to participate as well. Lenny Henry would regard the absence of black and brown folk as a demonstration of overt racism.
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  2892. For the ashes of our fathers and the temples of our gods. Wokists would regard that as waycist.
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  2893. I love Lincoln's portrayal in "Bill and Ted".
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  2894. JRM is one of the few candidates who's not African, Pakistani or Iraqi.
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  2895.  @fredericksaxton3991  Blair, his wife and son have a combined wealth running into hundreds of £millions. Yeah, he understands the problems of the working class Brit in a northern city, alienated and abused because more than half the community is imported from overseas.
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  2896. Disagree with the misdirection and you'll be chased down the street by a gigantic, roaring balloon. "I am not a number, I am a free man!" and the balloon laughed at me.
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  2897. "Human being"? I've never believed in shape-shifting space-alien lizards, but Joe is changing my mind.
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  2898.  @ramadamming8498  Sinn Fein fought the wrong enemy. Sinn Fein claimed the British were the enemy of the Irish people. It's now clear the biggest enemy of the Irish people is Sinn Fein.
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  2899. I hope so.
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  2900. A free black university? I prefer a free Tommy Robinson and a free Julian Assange.
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  2901. Import it, become it.
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  2902. BBC is a four-letter word.
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  2903. I've had times in my life when I couldn't get laid. I didn't go around shooting people. This is a failure in the mental health services, the police and the man's own family. But the Left describes the twat as a far-right extremist. Go figure.
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  2904.  @blitzerblazinoah6838  Huw can buy pictures of my meat and two veg for 35 grand.
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  2905. Please tell us more. Is there anything in Port Talbot's newspapers?
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  2906. Lots of us males have come here to say the same thing. I wanted to leave a similar comment, but everybody else has beaten me to it.
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  2907. The 20 mph safety limit still exists near schools at 5am in August. No logic to these speed limits. They're about control and raising money.
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  2908. I can honestly say that on the several times the police have flagged me down in my car, I never once endangered the lives of coppers by trying to ram them with my car, and I've never once been shot dead.
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  2909. Funny how supporting free speech and democracy gets people labelled as far-right extremist bigots.
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  2910. We need more rooftop Koreans.
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  2911.  @Tourist1967  I'm white but never served. These black soldiers were more British than I could ever be. The important point remains: Were black & Asian folk as commonplace as the movie depicts? If a disproportionate number of characters were portrayed as transgender, that would be dishonest as well.
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  2912. I have pink skin, red lips, blue eyes, yellow teeth and grey hair. I demand to be recognised as a person of colour. Gimme reparations.
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  2913. I'm waiting for my regular architect to draw up some plans for alterations to my business premises. He's been off work for a month because of the vaccination.
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  2914. Nice to read a comment from somebody who knows his trade. Your knowledge, combined with your faultless grammar and spelling, mean that you're the kind of competent and well-trained person who'd be sacked and replaced with a Filipino.
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  2915. It's OK, Brandon understands all of this and will sort it out for us. Right?
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  2916. It's clearly way sist.
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  2917.  @firefox5714  As a Brit, if it came to a last stand, there are few people I'd more like to stand beside than an Aussie. Except maybe a Gurkha.
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  2918. We're encouraging foxes to enter the hen house. What happens next?
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  2919.  @classteacher4542  Nobody's humiliating Archie. I doubt whether Archie knows anything about this. If Archie's parents don't want the kid humiliated, they should cease using him to draw attention to themselves.
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  2920. Looking very 19th century British officer in the colonies.
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  2921.  @MadderMel  Well written, sir.
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  2922. You wait and see. Nothing will happen.
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  2923.  @AllanHinde-mb2pr  Sadly true. Because we trusted our masters.
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  2924. Diane is the gift which keeps... Sorry, Joe was typing this and forgot the subject.
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  2925. I wonder which activists put the idea into Joe's head. Joe doesn't remember who did it and can't explain the policy.
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  2926. All true. I grew up in the 60s and 70s. Almost ALL my friends had their tonsils removed. Wholly unnecessary butchery. Trust the scientists, right? Yeah all good.
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  2927. You can't eject liars from the Commons. The place would be empty.
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  2928. Jussie claims the attacker was James Woods in blackface.
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  2929. Thinks O'Bama was Irish. C'mon man!
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  2930. Jussie Smollet witnessed the attack and claims a white man did it.
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  2931.  @stevenlangdon-griffiths293  I can't remember the title. It arrived yesterday. Somebody left a funny comment about Rottweilers, representing only 3% of the dog population but accounting for 51% of the deaths from dog attacks. I left a couple of my own comments. I received a reply this morning, clicked "reply" and the video's been taken down.
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  2932. BASED.
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  2933. Only Tory I'd vote for.
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  2934. QUESTION: This is in international waters, where presumably British law doesn't apply. Would it be legal for me to go out on a speedboat with a knife on a pole, and slash the rubber dinghy?
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  2935. BLUE LIVES MATTER .
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  2936. Racial abuse is wholly DISGUSTING, but fair criticism on NON-racial grounds is entirely proper. Nobody gets a free ride just by being non-white. The responsibility for failure rests with Southgate. He trained these players and knew their merits. Perhaps he chose them for the penalties based upon ethnicity, not ability.
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  2937. And Brexit. And waycists.
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  2938. Diane says that's cheaper than buying a new pair of shoes.
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  2939.  @GnomaPhobic  Belgium requested the British should uphold their treaty obligations. The contemptible little British Army had been immensely improved following the Boer War. The BEF arrived very swiftly and threw a spanner in the German machine, which the Germans had never anticipated.
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  2940. Westminster (Central London) resembles the monuments of ancient Egypt or the Mayans. The stones of the magnificent buildings remain, but the people of the once-great civilisation which created them are long since gone.
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  2941. Loads of replies disappearing. A bit like names on ballot papers.
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  2942.  @johnbewick6357  I thought things were bad in the mid-70s. Raise riots. Strikes. Collapsing industry. The Cod War. Inflation reaching the high twenties. IRA bombings. Electricity cuts. All of that was fixable. Our demographic changes are much, much more serious and might be terminal.
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  2943. We're witnessing an illegal coup d'etat against the POTUS. Unlike coup d'etats in developing countries, you can't oust a POTUS by driving a tank into the White House. You need electoral fraud, electing a new POTUS who's so senile he won't see what's being enacted in his name. Plus a tame compliant mainstream media, which applauds as the coup d'etat takes place in plain sight. This is serious, dystopian stuff and it's happening right now.
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  2944. Sky Australia might cover it impartially. Sky UK, BBC and Channel 4 will find impartiality impossible.
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  2945. I hoped the unnamed celeb was Jeremy Vine.
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  2946. Socrates and Billy the Kid agreed that Sigmund Freud was a geek. An obscure reference but somebody might get it.
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  2947.  @MrJC1  Rishi is working for the EU but doesn't want to make it too obvious.
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  2948. As a Brit, I think it's horrible that US citizens need to go armed at all times to defend themselves. If I was an American, would I own a hand gun? Damned right, I'd own several. I'd give up guns after the US Government takes every handgun away from every criminal, but not before.
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  2949. The BBC banned comedy years ago.
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  2950. I'm hoping for a multistar hotel with a free house afterwards.
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  2951. The Krankie hates the UK, almost as much as does the BBC. Almost.
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  2952.  @warpspeednow  Individual sticks are easily broken. Bundle them into a tight pack, bind them together and they are unbreakable. "Fascines" are bundles of sticks, as used when tanks need to cross trenches.
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  2953. What happened to him? Did he go to prison? Opposing pee dough files is a h 8 crime these days.
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  2954. Carrie Lineker is the greatest black lesbian ever to play for England.
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  2955. I visited the RAF Museum in Hendon yesterday. They've got a Beaufighter, a Beaufort and a Blenheim. Nice.
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  2956. I'm still wondering how Tony Blair, his wife and son amassed a combined wealth of hundreds of £millions.
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  2957. The US should've sent loads of Chicago aspiring rappers. They'd have killed everyone they found.
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  2958. Anglophobia.
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  2959. EXACTLY. My daily driver is a 1958 Austin. It's also easier to push when it breaks down.
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  2960. Tell people, "If you voted for Brexit, vote for Reform".
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  2961. In Nigeria, there's a contemptuous phrase used for persons of mixed race. They're called "yellow men". A REAL black African is so black, he/she is almost dark purple.
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  2962.  @rrf6747  I Liked your comment so that you know Skynet didn't delete it.
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  2963.  @t8kabr8km85  Nigerians invented the toilet seat. But it was a British idea to put a hole through it.
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  2964. I used to be a tradesman, doing work at a house owned by a senior Army officer. They owned a former-SAS dog, a retired bomb-sniffer. I was always worried whilst working at their house. The dog might've abseiled through a window and snapped my neck or shot me in the head.
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  2965.  @jambo8442  True. I recall a TV documentary from the 1970s. Soviet and RAF aircrew waving at each other. One Soviet crewman in a rear blister window, holding up a porno mag for the RAF pilots to look at.
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  2966.  @NotAnElf  Imagine if Enoch's advice had been taken in the late 1960s. The UK's crime rate would be only half its present level. The UK's prison population would be reduced by two-thirds. Buying your own home would be affordable.
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  2967.  @nojabhere  There used to be a huge amount of bigotry towards the disabled. Consider the Pete Cooke & Dudley Moore sketch. A one-legged man is denied the role of Tarzan. Sometimes people are denied a job for very good reasons.
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  2968. FUN FACT ABOUT CHAMPAGNE: It's over rated. A sparkling wine from the Champagne region has three times the value of an identical wine from a few miles down the road, even if it's very poor quality. In blind-taste tests, equivalent wines from Australia and Italy taste as good or better than Champagne, but they're only one third of the price. My advice: Buy Aussie sparkling wines instead.
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  2969.  @trustnuffin9121  I want Trump to set up his own social media company. Something equivalent to YouTube and Facebook. He'd have hundreds of millions of subscribers within a week. Try deplatforming THAT, bitches !!!
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  2970. I hope the UK accepts 100,000 Azov-associated refugees. Rehome them in towns like Telford, where children are routinely gang-raped. Instruct the cops to step aside and allow the Ukrainians to get on with it.
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  2971. Eventually the UK will resemble Yugoslavia in the 1990s.
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  2972.  @robertgadziola1601  More than half the replies have disappeared.
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  2973. If it wasn't for the lockdown, the streets would've been crowded. The lockdown allowed this murder.
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  2974.  @Vile_Entity_3545  Germany bombed Warsaw before the RAF bombed Germany. A raid on a city's naval port is not the same as bombing a city.
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  2975. "Angels One-Five... uhh... that's the same as eleventy right?"
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  2976. Elgar's work was an orchestral piece. The lyrics were added years later and had nothing to do with Elgar. The Land of Hope and Glory is the entire UK.
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  2977. I recall the 1970s poster of a woman tennis player scratching her bum. Nothing more to add.
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  2978. I recall the episode of "The Young Ones", an anarchic TV sitcom from 40 years ago. A nuclear cruise missile accidentally arrives in a student kitchen. Neil paints himself white, to deflect the glare of the nuclear blast. Very Metal.
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  2979. I wave my flagpole in public on every possible occasion.
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  2980. I'd like to Reply, but perhaps you won't see it.
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  2981. The French generals have threatened a civil war. Trouble is: In a civil war, to whom would the French surrender?
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  2982.  @bush_wookie_9606  Could've been the BBC.
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  2983. Brit here. We will stand or fall together. Right now we're both collapsing.
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  2984. "Pooholes" is his name. With that kind of surname, people will always be rude to you.
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  2985. And Brexit. They forgot to blame Brexit.
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  2986. Here's a joke from Soviet-era Czechoslovakia. What's got a hundred legs and eats cabbage? A queue for meat in Czechoslovakia. The comedian who cracked this joke on stage was imprisoned for telling it. True story.
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  2987. I'm British and in the UK. I live close to the area where thousands of Canuck soldiers lived under canvas during the dreary wet weeks before D-Day. I always tell this to my passengers when I drive nearby. Both the Canuck and British soldiers would be ashamed at how our values have become corrupted in the 21st century. Same with the US airmen who operated from temporary airfields nearby.
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  2988. (Yorkshire accent) Eeh we 'ad no electricity when I were a kid. All we 'ad was our dad sucking polo mints and we all warmed our 'ands on 'is breath". (Second Yorkshireman) "Polo mints? All we 'ad was a piece of coal for us dad to suck on". (Third Yorkshireman) "Coal? That were luxury. We used to DREAM of 'aving a piece of coal..."
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  2989.  @andrewconrad2859  I'm in the UK and I don't know the fine details of how long a POTUS remains in office. I knew it was weeks, didn't know how many. Trump needs to win this or the world will enter a new dark age. This is serious stuff.
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  2990. I come here for the videos. I stay for the truthful, clever and funny comments.
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  2991. The BBC hates white people more.
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  2992. As a Pastafarian, I am happy to coexist with Christians.
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  2993.  @johnholmes8178  The city of Breslau was besieged by the Soviets for four months. 80,000 German civilians, 6,000 German soldiers and 60,000 Soviet soldiers were killed. Sometimes it's easier to bypass a strongly-defended city instead of laying it to waste. Numerous Japanese-held islands in the Pacific were bypassed.
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  2994.  @BillSikes.  Sometimes I wish I hadn't left my local Conservative Association. If every "based" person leaves, only the wet-wokes will remain. Perhaps I could've organised a revolt by contacting the former UKIP. If 120 former UKIP members joined and swamped the formal adoption meeting, we could dump our current woke MP and replace him with a sensible person.
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  2995.  @paulsayers580  Good comment. Please repeat widely.
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  2996. How about Robert Newton? "Aaaarrgghhh, Jim Lad..."
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  2997. Lots of muscled female prisoners with crew cuts were hoping she'd be their cell mate.
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  2998. MAHYAR EXPOSES THE LABOUR PARTY. Phil Schofield exposed himself as well and got into a load of trouble.
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  2999. Voting is for sheep. Biden and Kamala have complete control of the electoral system.
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  3000. I am British. I have the teeth to prove it.
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  3001. Let me guess: An Amish guy with a MAGA hat did this. Right?
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  3002. It's disgusting that Jussie Smollett's attacker is out on bail.
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  3003. I love the bit where Burton calls Eastwood a "third rate punk". Shortly afterwards Clint made "Dirty Harry" and used a similar line.
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  3004. Hahahahaha! Sorry, I haven't stopped laughing yet.
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  3005. Your comment is wise. Please repeat widely.
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  3006. Styx resembles Jesus with glasses and a nice shirt.
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  3007.  @tomjoslin1  I wanted to leave the same comment as BTM. Scared in case YT bans me for the third time. Question: What was the race of the victim?
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  3008. Nobody in Parliament? Civil service gone home? Nobody will notice the difference.
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  3009. I want Calvin as our next Archbishop of Canterbury. Not a chance 'cos he's not a gay Marxist.
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  3010. I long for the era when banks were capitalist, and made their profit by providing services to their clients.
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  3011. Tell Joe he met Orban the day before and the meeting went well. Joe won't know any otherwise.
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  3012. Hi-vis yellow jackets instead of camo.
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  3013. Be careful. Your bank account might be frozen for expressing that opinion.
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  3014.  @Helen44marie  The term is used here as a joke.
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  3015. The sheep own nothing and are happy. The shepherd claims he protects you from wolves, whilst secretly preparing you for slaughter. Get out of line and the shepherd's dogs will bite you. Do not go easily into that long, dark night. Resist NOW whilst you still can.
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  3016.  @matthewb9621  THAT's HILARIOUS! Nothing wrong with ANY of those tweets!
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  3017. Pillow fights are worse. But worse still with assault pillows.
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  3018. Loads of comments and replies are disappearing. As usual.
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  3019.  @damon1957ful  No kids should be allowed to eat breakfast cereal without a life jacket and a safety helmet.
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  3020.  @walterCronkitesleftshoe6684  THANKS! I'm also curious about the scene where Robert Shaw's squadron leader speaks to the corporal with the German prisoners. "Give 'em a bloody shovel". Like most of the scenes in the movie, it's probably based on an actual incident.
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  3021.  @djdusted6485  How do we know ANY of the players are female? I'm not a biologist.
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  3022. £100,000? Illegal fugees get all of that for free in the seaside hotel at the end of my road. A choice of TWO pools (inside and outside) plus sea views.
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  3023.  @HesH_WT  It was wooden. Some marks were bombers and could carry the same load a the B17.
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  3024. Black men behaving like this. Who'd have thought?.
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  3025. No criticism of Mayor Lightfoot is permitted, 'cos she's a black lesbian. Criticism of Lori is both racist and homophobic.
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  3026. Second class? Probably worse than that, but Diane can't count any higher.
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  3027. Defending liberty is positive.
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  3028.  @MartinHayesUK  Who did Belfield rape? Did Belfield burgle somebody's house? Did he hold a knife at somebody's throat? Nah, mostly hurty words about a BBC employee. Non-violent crimes don't deserve five years.
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  3029. OLD GUY: "There's a storm coming". SARAH CONNOR: "I know".
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  3030. Notice how all of the persons in this video are avoiding saying it's the Ms who are doing this.
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  3031. Good observation.
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  3032. I'm always amazed the copper haven't yet kicked in his door and arrested him for speaking the truth.
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  3033. SECONDED from the English south coast.
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  3034.  @johnbrereton5229  Agreed.
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  3035.  @philobetto5106  Joe gets confused between the Ukraine and the UK. "Goddammit Jill, those Brits have invaded Russia now. Get Kruschev on the line, I gotta do some diploma-cising".
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  3036. BEST WAY TO END GUN VIOLENCE: Make it tougher for decent people without criminal records to get gun licences. Yeah, that'll stop all those gang-bangers with illegal firearms. Right?
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  3037. You're doing some damned fine quotes here, OH.
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  3038. It's well-known that Charles II resembled Mike Tyson in tights.
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  3039. Sitting comfortably in three houses simultaneously.
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  3040. 60 years ago, Meg would've been told to ride at the back of the bus.
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  3041.  Paul Revere 1776  Big bundles of fasces were used by tanks in both world wars, for filling-in trenches.
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  3042. Thanks. I'm currently rewatching the DVD set of the TV series, John Adams. Ben Franklin was one of the greatest Britons and greatest Americans who ever lived. Franklin warned about the sheet that would all kick off if sanity couldn't prevail. And here we are again.
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  3043.  @M167A1  Like Epstein, Rommel didn't kill himself. OK, he DID kill himself. Sort of.
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  3044. RESPONSE FROM THE STUDENTS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF EAST LONDON: "Maffs is racist. Speling is racist. Society is racsit. Studey is racist. Yeah, take that Whitey".
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  3045. WE NEED THE MOGG!
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  3046. There is SO MUCH FUNNY TRUTH in this video!
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  3047. Harry is the first and only person in the whole of history to have lost his mother because of a drunk driver and she thought she was too important to wear a seat belt. Harry was traumatised and still can't get over his unique loss.
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  3048.  @jfla5700  Using maths and logic - Diane does that all the time.
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  3049. As a Brit, I feel the same way about the UK. Lots of Canucks and Kiwis feeling the same way.
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  3050. I'd vote for this man. Tyson or Paul? BOTH!
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  3051. Damned right. Rope is cheap and gravity is free.
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  3052. I used to have a Halifax account. I wish I still had it so that I could close it.
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  3053. I'm sick of Anglophobia.
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  3054. The Guardian is demonstrating its love of the Muslim readership.
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  3055. NO MORE BROTHER WARS.
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  3056. True. Nobody can be a good comedian without high intelligence.
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  3057. Ben Franklin, Adam Smith and Oliver Cromwell would be disgusted by how we're destroying ourselves for all of the kindest possible reasons.
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  3058. That's well-put. I'm gonna steal that comment.
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  3059. Starmer or Sunak: What's the fo0kin difference?
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  3060. Miss Piggy was upset when Kermit's family speculated how pink their tadpoles might be.
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  3061. A leftist would protest via the medium of interpretive dance. I prefer Andrew's song.
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  3062. Even Lee Harvey Oswald didn't need that many shots.
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  3063. Who'd have imagined that 40-year-old equipment, straight out of being mothballed for 35 years, might actually break down? Or that barely-trained conscripts who were sent on an exercise but discovered they were in a war, might be unenthusiastic?
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  3064.  @islamicscholarteflteachers3216  Asking questions isn't Islamophobic, hateful or prejudiced. It's a right of the British people, created after centuries of struggle. If you yourself ask questions, you might find good reasons to leave Islam. Was the murderer a Muslim? I don't yet know. But asking the question is justified.
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  3065. The Reagan-Thatcher era was wonderful. Real leadership.
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  3066. Cease importing the new surgeons and dentists who arrive in Dover every day.
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  3067. Still safer than somebody shouting, "Alan's Snackbar".
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  3068. How many prime ministers have we had since Blair? It's all going exactly according to the Umiparty's plan.
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  3069.  @charlytaylor1748  It was a lynching.
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  3070.  @Christine-ry1qq  The replacement will be there soon as well.
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  3071. Obama visits Joe at the White House. BIDEN: "What you doing, boy? Have you come to clean the pool?" OBAMA: "No, Joe. I've come to see how you are". BIDEN: "Have you wandered off from a tour?" OBAMA: "No, Joe. Don't you remember me?" BIDEN: "Are you the guy who delivers the pizzas, boy?" OBAMA: "No, Joe. I'm Obama. I was the black president". BIDEN: "Oh yeah. Yeah. Sure. (PAUSE) I saw that movie".
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  3072. I recalled the "rivers of blood" phrase when the Islamic murderer drove over Westminster Bridge, knocking pedestrians into the Thames. The River Tiber was flowing with blood.
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  3073. Also Enoch: "First define r-ism and then I'll tell you whether I'm r-ist or not". I can't write the entire word or Skynet's bots will delete my reply.
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  3074.  @stevedennison4095  The tale might be 100% genuine. However, the oldest game in the book is for journalists to write, "A friend of such-and-such said" and it's completely invented. It happens ALL THE TIME. So when a newspaper claims an anonymous MP said something, I take it with a pinch of salt. Also - interesting that some other replies to my original comment are invisible.
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  3075.  @Lloyd-Franklin  As an able person, I hate being marginalised for being unautistic and having functioning legs.
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  3076. Here in the UK, it's a hate-crime to criticise the peaceful religion.
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  3077.  @evolassunglasses4673  You can tell the age of people leaving comments, when they claim this started under Blair.
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  3078. The benefits of diversity.
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  3079.  @lervish1966  The passengers have been screaming, "Look out! It's an iceberg!" since Enoch in the 1960s. They were all condemned as icebergists. Every officer on the bridge knew exactly what they were doing and deliberately rammed the iceberg.
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  3080. The Republicans fought the wrong enemy.
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  3081. Look up the BBC's current chairman. His religion. His country of birth. Go on, do it now. I'd tell you, but every time I use a certain word on YouTube, it renders my comment/reply invisible.
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  3082. The sheep own nothing and are happy.
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  3083. "Hunter"? Looks nothing like my Hillman.
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  3084. "We must be mad. Literally mad".
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  3085. Please repeat this comment widely.
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  3086. Reverse the races and there would be riots. Lots of work for glaziers repairing shop windows. Every b-kid in town would get new sneakers. Every b-house would get a free widescreen TV.
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  3087.  @nonoyorbusness  Surprisingly, no I didn't feel weak. I felt very happy. Lenny Henry would regard me as a bigot for doing so. I didn't get stabbed once.
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  3088.  @svenjansen2134  A rent boy smeared with KY jelly.
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  3089. I'll bet this couple was offended by the comments bof Scott Adams.
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  3090. Charlotte Mosque.
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  3091. A seagull shat on my car. Blame Trump.
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  3092. Brian Griffin grew to love his borrowed Hummer.
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  3093. I'll shortly visit a website and buy a copy. Before the book is banned for wrongthink.
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  3094. I replied to you a couple of hours ago. I've returned and my reply has gone.
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  3095. Surely the migrants can be sent to join the Chinese community on Craggy Island.
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  3096. Depends on whom the advert is intended to appeal to. Young males objectify women as existing for the purpose of having for sex. I mean... what else are they for?
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  3097. Peter got it right: "Shut up Meg".
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  3098. I loved those books. Still got some. Taught me about courage, endurance and supporting right over wrong.
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  3099. The victims (art galleries, car dealerships etc.) should sue these people for damages. Render them bankrupt. That'll help.
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  3100.  @mikewaterfield3599  At which point, Trey and Matt said to Disney, "Screw you guys, I'm going home".
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  3101.  @Wal-Wil  I'm on the all-meat Atkins Diet right now. Same here.
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  3102.  @toppertruthio  Yes, the TRUE story was used in an advert for the new Renault saloon. That advert would be illegal today, because it referenced speed. Plus Stirling would need to be replaced by Lewis Hamilton, 'cos Stirling's the wrong colour.
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  3103. You are entirely correct, my former colonial buddy. Keep your weapon close and keep your ammunition closer.
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  3104. Haynes manuals are wonderful.
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  3105. Won't happen unless QE2 was blick.
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  3106. It's not cowardice. It's deliberate.
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  3107.  @jamescollins3647  I don't understand why, but the intention is the displacement of the ethnic British people.
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  3108.  @markockwell  She'll be offered a job with the BBC in three, two, one...
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  3109. Will the players protest against the corruption and bribery which landed the event in Qatar?
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  3110. Socrates and Billy the Kid were correct in branding Freud a geek.
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  3111. EXCELLENT RANT. I look forward to the next and the next and the next.
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  3112. Central London resembles the ruins of the Pharaohs or the ancient Incas. The magnificent buildings remain, but the civilisation which built them has destroyed itself.
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  3113.  @markzuckergecko621  Dammit, all of those Miss Man clips appear to have been deleted.
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  3114.  @javenradt1314  Agreed. I suspect Trump was given advice by the same security chiefs who are now conducting a vendetta against him. Trump has wisened-up since then.
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  3115. TRUE! Effin splitters!
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  3116.  @bjbrown6884  Peter Griffin was right: "Shut up Meg".
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  3117.  Real Surreal  Damned right.
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  3118. Yes, I remember that!
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  3119. I wonder what John Bercow thinks about this. Actually, no I don't.
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  3120. We need a different electoral system. The system used for the Euro elections would allow other parties to get elected.
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  3121. Anglophobia.
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  3122. He wasn't deported because Labour needs his vote.
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  3123. Trouble is: Take out Brandon and there are a hundred other puppets available to the Uniparty to take his place.
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  3124. Also, pooping his pants and imagining the Pope is a black sportsman. Whether it actually happened is irrelevant. What matters is that it's credible. Biden has lost all authority.
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  3125. I regard the questions as inquisitive. The questions allowed Gorka to explain himself very well, without being repeatedly interrupted as would happen on the BBC.
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  3126.  @jamesmontecristo3305  Dr. Harold Shipman worked for the NHS and murdered possibly HUNDREDS of patients with vaccinations. And I should trust the NHS today because...?
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  3127. I'm a hotelier. I've painted all my doors which lead towards the outside (bathrooms, bedrooms, kitchen, ALL of them) in fire-sign green with a yellow frame. Extra smoke detectors. Extra extinguishers. Funny signs about fire precautions so that people actually read them. More besides.
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  3128. I remember watching this live when it was first broadcast.
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  3129. True, but they're making the point that the OWNER is at fault. I've had big dogs. Keep 'em on a short leash and train 'em to be sweet.
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  3130. I prefer my women like my coffee. Without a pen15.
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  3131.  @garydavidson6917  A missile system from the sixties.
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  3132. Lovely to see how many Yanks are here, says this Brit. We'll stand or fall together. Right now we're falling.
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  3133. The new Enoch.
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  3134. Deserves the George Cross.
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  3135. Even worse when loads of them are in the Cabinet and become PM.
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  3136. Me too. Doing my homework by candle light during the power cuts of the early 1970s.
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  3137. Another composer who composed orchestral pieces based upon folk songs was George Butterworth, who composed "The Banks of Green Willow" in 1913. Butterworth enlisted as a private soldier and died at the Somme. If Butterworth could see London today, he would weep.
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  3138.  @nickgodfrey1148  THANKS! As I recall, the independent journalist started by being antagonistic towards Farage but was won-over by the F-man's authentic genuine beliefs and absence of spin. Obviously we can't have that on an independent channel, can we?
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  3139. As a non-binary transgender mixed-race climate change activist, even I find this unfair. (Joke.)
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  3140. I wish our Simon and our other YouTube heroes could have a shot at seats in Parliament.
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  3141. The BBC claims you're first because of white privilege. The Guardian says it's because of systemic racism. F*ck 'em both.
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  3142. Their pants are on fire.
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  3143. I hope Russia will be available as a refuge, a few decades from now. Hu ite folks from across the globe need somewhere to run to, after we've been ethnically cleased from our homelands. It's a very big landmass.
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  3144.  @jalalabdullah5043  Nothing waycist about my comment. Do you claim Japan would be a better place if 20%+ was non-Japanese? Do you agree or disagree that nobody would make that claim?
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  3145.  @jojijosette5946  We should crowdfund a drunk French chauffer who enjoys driving his car at night through twisty tunnels at twice the speed limit. H & M are too important to wear seat belts. Right?
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  3146.  @hihello8771  That too.
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  3147. I wanna see a fight between Johnnie Smugface and Keef Fluffabout.
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  3148. Even Hitler respected Stalin for his utter ruthlessness.
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  3149. Being fair and balanced, reasonable and rational is becoming a thought crime. Styx is definitely on an NSA list himself.
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  3150.  @2trichoptera  MPs who get letters they dislike will put the sender on a h eight crime watch-list.
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  3151. How do Nigerians speak their country's name?
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  3152. My wife is from SK. We had a streaming service for a few months. Some of those SK dramas are really very good. Surprised me. Also - zero d1ver5Itee.
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  3153.  @gelbsucht947  Housing Sudanese Sid and Nigerian Nigel in royal palaces might cause Charles to exercise his constitutional obligation to "advise" his government. "One thinks that perhaps one should intercept migrant boats in the Channel and safely escort them back to their point of embarkation".
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  3154.  @lvnt123  All true, but I click on "Replies" and yours disappears. Skynet's algorithms dislike the ugly truth.
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  3155.  Some Words  Agreed. I watched Mel Gibson's movie about Jesus and never laughed once.
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  3156.  @danielpickess2027  Conspiracy realist.
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  3157. The Citroen badge resembles the army symbol for a corporal. Big feckin deal.
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  3158. Reminds me of the movie, "As Good as it Gets" with Jack Nicholson. How to understand a woman: "I think of a man and take away all rationality and all accountability". A bit unfair because, as a male, I accept nearly all murder and violence is committed by my own gender. But Jack's still correct. Except for Maggie Thatcher, the most rational PM in British history.
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  3159. I didn't expect the War of the Spanish Succession.
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  3160. Agreed but being a Ferrari, it might cost you the same again year on year in repairs. Plus being a Californian, it'll be a magnet for homeless people who will sh1t in it and set it on fire.
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  3161.  @ruebencover5795  Same feeling here.
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  3162. If you pay for your TV licence, YOU are funding this nonsense.
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  3163. Very true.
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  3164.  @Denise_2262  Maybe a dystopian movie called "Escape from Chicago" is coming.
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  3165.  @tylerstickle49  No, Lebron was being racist. Reactions to Lebron's racism are justified and warranted.
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  3166. Nice to see a fellow nerd here. 1940: Spitfire & 109 were broadly equivalent. 1945: Different story.
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  3167.  @sigmatic2788  I thought it was only THREE per cent who committed fifty per cent of the murders. I'm writing with words because, when I write that statistic with numbers, YouTube refuses to allow my comment to post.
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  3168. If you think the Mosquito was brilliant, look up the De Havilland Hornet.
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  3169. Excellent idea. I dislike the idea of burning books (Hitler and all that) but wiping poo on them is good as well.
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  3170.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  As a Pastafarian, I'm happy to coexist with Christians and anybody else who doesn't intend my ethnic replacement. Eat pasta, drink beer and get laid (consenting adults). Wot's not to like?
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  3171. Jussie Smollett was a bigger star than Smeg and twice as truthful.
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  3172. An excellent analogy, Christus.
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  3173. Plumbers can never be replaced by AI and earn lots n lots.
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  3174. You and I are far too gentle and tolerant.
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  3175. I'm calling fake on this one. Her first response would've been to ask "In what way am I too Muslim?" The response to her question would've been quoted in the article. No explanation given, so I don't think it ever happened.
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  3176. JRM MIGHT BE RUNNING ! Cometh the hour, cometh the man.
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  3177.  @goodcat1982  As a Cornishman, I am offended to have been left off the list. (LOL)
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  3178. Will I require a covid passport before I leave my house?
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  3179. I thought pandas were an endangered species. I've never seen so much pandering as Ian Hislop defending the BBC as an unbiased broadcaster.
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  3180.  @audreyroche9490  What's an American doing claiming he's an Irishman when he's not? O'Bama's just as bad. O'Bama doesn't look Irish to me.
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  3181.  @MasterSwo-MK  Old Mafia saying: "Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer". As Michael Corleone said to Fredo, "I love you but don't ever take sides against the Family again". What happened to Fredo?
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  3182. CARL AND CALLUM - IF YOU'RE READING THIS - Please review the new movie, "My Son Hunter" starring Laurence Fox.
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  3183. We're passengers on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. Few yet realise that a horrific disaster has been set in motion, and is now inevitable.
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  3184.  @apollo8972  Too many numpties accept Hollywood's view of Monty as gospel truth.
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  3185. They're coming for you too.
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  3186. Cops will arrest you for writing that in three, two, one...
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  3187. No. I identify as a penguin and our depiction in the movie is offensive. Many of history's great inventions were made by penguins. Not just Chocolate-covered biscuits. We wuz kangs n sheet. Unlike some other groups, we don't even get jobs in TV adverts. Also - I'm hungry. Gimme a fish.
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  3188. Excellent comment. Please repeat widely.
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  3189. This is just the start. It's gonna get much, much worse.
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  3190. Rishi won't stop this.
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  3191. Woke people would find your comment to be waycist or homophobic. Don't allow good sense to go unpunished. It might catch on.
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  3192.  @ColinH1973  Haha!
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  3193. Scots might reject the SNP and elect Labour instead. Who's the Scottish Labour leader? Just as bad.
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  3194. Great film. One day I'll read the book.
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  3195. 50 years from now, a bit like Yugoslavia during its civil war. (EDIT - There are supposedly two replies, but YT's Al Gore rhythms have made them invisible.)
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  3196. Bring back Jon Pertwee. I know he's dead but he'll still do a better performance.
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  3197. I'd like to leave a comment, but YouTube would probably delete it.
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  3198.  @philthomson7776  Agreed. Perhaps somebody should translate "mutually assured destruction" into Russian and tell Putin to get on with it.
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  3199.  @garyhart6421  True. The greatest novel ever written by an African-American was plagiarised from a novel written by a white guy.
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  3200.  @saltymahero9898  Funny how one person chose to stand back and video the entire event, instead of putting down his camera and defending the children.
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  3201.  @jona826  Meanwhile the BBC has us all looking elsewhere. Distract, befuddle, confuse. Nuffin to see here.
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  3202. The NHS regards patients as an annoying obstruction to their efficiency.
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  3203. Car ownership didn't cause a man to drive through a parade of white children and grand mothers in Waukesha.
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  3204.  @ShallowDepression  At Ali's best, he could be very sweet and witty. Maybe an inheritance from his Scottish great-grandmother. Yes, really. Look it up. The apple fell far from the tree with Sturgeon.
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  3205.  @orwellboy1958  "I hear you're a racist now, John Cleese".
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  3206. I want Keef to stand for Parliament. Imagine him addressing the Commons. "Oi oi you *ankers!"
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  3207.  @michaelkeegan9260  I'm disappointed the Little Mermaid wasn't played by Denzel Washington.
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  3208. We know why.
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  3209. It's getting worse very quickly. The difference in my own town is shocking. A very sudden change.
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  3210. OJ arrived at the Pearly Gates and was refused entry. He became angry and shouted about Heaven being whey zest. The Angels still refused him entry, so he stabbed them and claimed somebody else did it.
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  3211. The bigger problem here in the UK is postal voting, arranged by the Labour Party's Muslim activists. They fill out the voting slips on behalf of Muslims who don't speak English, or are elderly/infirm and can't vote in person. Block votes swing elections. Some British cities (including London) are more than 50% non-white, of whom the majority are Muslim. Requiring ID for in-person voting but leaving postal voting in place is a placebo.
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  3212. The sheep own nothing and are happy. They trust their shepherd, but it's their shepherd who will slaughter them.
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  3213. @Michael Fox Agreed. A year later, the Russians will all be drunk in a ditch and the active patriots can take the country back.
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  3214.  @Isleofskye  Hard to be 100% certain from the video. Witnesses must've told the coppers. A full description would've been issued by now, if he'd been of Scandinavian appearance or "ENGLAND" was tattooed across his face. As with the current riots in Australia's Alice Springs, the criminals are described as "youths" rather than a more specific term.
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  3215. JFK was assassinated on my fifth birthday. I told my parents I wanted a toy plastic lorry. But my parents didn't listen and they killed JFK instead.
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  3216. An intelligent comment.
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  3217. The police would investigate the police and decide the police did nothing wrong. Tray torrs all. (Whenever I spell that word correctly, my comments get cancelled.)
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  3218. As a Brit I respect Hungary and your government.
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  3219. True, but it was a wise move. It'd be suicidal if the UK & France declared war on BOTH Germany and the USSR at the same time.
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  3220.  @aimzexile4931  I say men don't have a cervix. That means I'm a transphobic proto-terrorist.
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  3221. The Life of Brian is a far better movie than The Passion of the Christ. I watched Gibson's movie all the way through and didn't laugh once.
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  3222.  @BlackBeltBarrister  Well done, sir!
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  3223. Can we crowd-fund a statue of this hero?
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  3224. Who's pulling Biden's strings? That's the real question.
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  3225. Men wearing dresses are funny. If blokes don't want me to laugh at them, they shouldn't wear a f*ckin' dress.
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  3226. The disclaimer at the start makes this channel more honest than the BBC.
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  3227.  @britpackdoggo  Yes, but it's racist to claim the invention wasn't stunning and brave.
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  3228. And democracy falls to the sound of applause.
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  3229. Reminds me of some lines from "Futurama", set in the year 3000. FRY: "I thought the world would be suffering from global warming". LEELA: "Yes, but it was counteracted by the effects of the nuclear winter".
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  3230.  Black Lesbian Poet  Aha, you're a hate-filled anti-British black lesbian. I've got you now.
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  3231.  @neilmclachlan3931  THANKS!
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  3232. Kunty Kinty as a gay woman.
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  3233. Doing the same with the electorate.
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  3234.  @ellerivendale3290  I thought it was the right to arm bears. Go hiking in a forest. You're confronted by a grizzly with a shotgun. What happens next?
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  3235. Look up the story of the tanker Ohio, which was crippled during Operation Pedestal but was still dragged into Malta. The Ohio's captain owned a small record collection. Whilst the crew worked on the stricken sinking vessel, the captain played Miller's records over the tannoy to keep their spirits up.
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  3236. Heroic.
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  3237. He's one of the McYousafs.
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  3238. If the BBC made a TV series about Boudica today, she'd be played by Idris Elba.
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  3239. Agreed. Similarly, El Alamein is regarded as a British victory, even though the British Army included Aussies, Kiwis, South Africans, Canucks, Free French, Poles, Czechs and Arab units.
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  3240. Be careful, gris. Your comment defines you as a far right bigot racist homophobe. YouTube will ban you in three, two, one... Welcome to liberty in the 21st century.
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  3241. If it was a black community, you'd have the likes of Lenny Henry, Idris Elba, Gary Lineker and David Lammy screaming about institutional racism.
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  3242. My car won't fit in my bath.
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  3243.  @divinaluz7  Haha! Next: Simon identifies as bl4ck.
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  3244. YES.
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  3245. There was a French claim to have been the first. The aircraft was named the Avion, and the French word for an aircraft became "avion" ever since. It ran along some rails, toppled into the air, wobbled about a bit and landed again.
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  3246. Diversity is lovely. Right?
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  3247. Kirk and Spock fooked Nero up. I'm sorry... is that a different Nero?
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  3248. I was a Tory activist for 29 years, until I allowed my membership to lapse. You are definitely correct. Been there, done that.
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  3249.  @fterimage  The USA is Cuba's number one hate-target. First, Cuba hates the USA. Next, it asks "Why won't the USA help us?"
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  3250. I wouldn't want to 5h4g Laurence Fox, but that doesn't mean I'm a bigot.
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  3251. I'm British. I stand at your side. I recall the ending of "Superman II", when Superman replaces the US flag at the White House. That's Trump's job.
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  3252. My ancestry is African. My ancestors left Africa, hunting mammoths and bisons as they crossed Europe. They floated across Doggerland on hand-hewed tree trunk canoes, and we've been here ever since.
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  3253.  @candy-le4nh  Every diversity-hire "historian" on the BBC.
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  3254. It's frightening to see how easily western countries can slip into authoritarianism.
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  3255. I was there in Westminster! Geert needed a police escort to protect him. In case the peaceful people murdered him.
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  3256. Cops will smash down Neil's door and imprison him in a cell next to Assange in three, two, one... "Are you here for telling the truth as well?"
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  3257.  @parker-ii7fg  The UK is now institutionally racist against the ethnic white indigenous population.
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  3258. Tories are frightening us by claiming Labour will give an amnesty to every ill eagle arrival. So... no change there. (Cre4t1ve 5pelling.)
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  3259. I adopt the same view as Brian Griffin: "I'm not racist, I watch tons of black porn".
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  3260.  person  Agreed. Similarly there are people claiming the Germans used the first tailless swept-wing military aircraft. They know nothing about the RSF's Westland Pterodactyl of the 1930s.
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  3261. Get him on a one-way flight to Kabul. They'll know what to do.
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  3262. Agreed. The TV documentary was called "The Smoking Gun". Very convincing argument. The Secret Service had to cover-up their tragic accident, hence JFK's brain going missing because it contained parts of the frangible bullet, almost unique to the Secret Service.
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  3263. Looking like Pakistan. Why be surprised?
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  3264. Unlike the UK, the French military might even step in and organise a coup.
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  3265.  @whitesquirrel4131  Agreed. I can't blame the foxes for wanting to enter the hen house. I blame the naive do-gooders who open the door and invite the foxes inside.
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  3266. 1.) I keep leaving comments which get deleted on other videos. To confuse YouTube's algorithms, I'll split my comment into different parts and reply to myself. Please see below. EDIT - I've discovered many of the comments I've appended herewith are deleted as soon as I post them.
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  3267.  GreggFellows  Simon referenced this in his monologue on his previous video this morning, referring to inventions being made chiefly in both Europe and Asia, but rarely in Africa. He has never claimed sole credit for the Europeans.
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  3268. The spirit of RAF 303 Squadron. "Repeat please..." ...V R O O O M !!!
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  3269.  @franko1174  I suspect a joke about a chicken crossing the road would offend Matthew B. The joke might be abusive to chickens. No chicken, on hearing a joke about chickens crossing the road, would actually laugh. No, of course not. So there you are. Chicken jokes will be banned forever.
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  3270. No. There's an old Mafia proverb: Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer. Harry needs to be invited but kept at arm's length.
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  3271. I'd like to leave a comment, but usually YouTube's algorithms render it invisible. Sometimes my perfectly harmless comments are falsely reported as hate speech and disappear completely..
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  3272. The Stig to take Prime Ministers Questions in the Commons.
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  3273.  @JamesRichards-mj9kw  Movies failing to recoup back their production values is commonplace with epics. Consider the early 2000s movie, "The Alamo". An excellent movie, historically accurate but with too big a budget. Maybe your real gripe is that you wanted the OTHER side to win. As for the age of the pilots, contemporary photos of aircrew show many were old before their time. Hard training, a barely-adequate diet and seeing your friends burned alive will do that to any person.
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  3274. There aren't enough jobs for graduates, when 50% of the population have degrees.
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  3275. In the 1980s, Biden stole speeches from Neil Kinnock. These days Biden steals his mathematics from Dianne Abbott.
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  3276.  @johnholmes5674  Hundreds of subsaharan monkeys arriving daily.
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  3277. All these people are wise AFTER they've left office.
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  3278. We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. The lights are on. The band still plays. Few of us understand that a horrific tragedy has been set in motion and cannot now be averted.
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  3279. I see your excellent comment all over the place. Nothing wrong with that, but please find an alternative comment to paste everywhere as well.
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  3280. I'm British and in some cities, I'm an ethnic minority. Wow.
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  3281. Confused? Search YT for the "Four Yorkshiremen Sketch".
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  3282. She'll get a peerage under the next Labour government.
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  3283. I'm British and in the UK. I wouldn't want to be a white cop in the US. If I saw a black man committing a crime, I'd look the other way. I'd radio dispatch and say, "The guy's got away".
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  3284. I remember that kit being for sale in Woolworths. Our comments date both of us.
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  3285. "Father Christmas, big belly, long beard, bad suit. Indian".
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  3286. But without Graham Norton.
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  3287. Perhaps an asteroid will hit planet Earth first and save us the wait. I feel sorry for the elephants and the dolphins, but humanity deserves what it gets.
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  3288. @Michael Fox There's nothing right wing about not wanting your kids to be groomed by adult perverts. Other examples apply as well.
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  3289. Perhaps digging a big ditch around the UK and filling it with water would be a good preventative measure... (Can anyone see this comment? YT often deletes my comments.)
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  3290. Are you B or W? I'm W, and I've been stopped whilst driving tatty cars loads of times. The cops were polite and so was I. Helps to keep us safe.
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  3291. Thankyou for your comment. Every time I use that T-word, it's "disappeared" by the Al Gore rhythms. Same when I refer to roap, limp pasts and gravy tea as their just desserts. Cre4t1ve 5pelling helps a bit but not much.
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  3292. If Hancock was filmed snogging a male teenager, he'd be regarded as brave. It worked for Schofield.
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  3293. Also, enjoying an occasional w4nk has often helped me.
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  3294. The BBC regards your comment as waycist or something.
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  3295. Expect to be banned in three, two, one...
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  3296. QUEEN of the woke.
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  3297.  @Richard.Vox.  Nothing far right about being a patriot who loves freedom.
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  3298. Maths is racist. Spelling is racist. Chess is racist. Success is racist.
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  3299. M&S has been destroying itself for many years.
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  3300. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter. I remain traumatised. Gimme money.
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  3301. Why are sheep wolfophobic?
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  3302. I was a Conservative Party activist for 29 years. I allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. The current Conservative Party is indistinguishable from Labour.
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  3303. Please continue to give us your views as a retired copper. We need to read your professional insights.
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  3304. They were grabbing as much British culture as they could. Especially ice cream, Mars Bars and Toblerone.
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  3305. People are afraid to admit they were wrong.
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  3306. Enoch was right about both this subject and Europe. The REAL reason we're completely forked is that the Conservative Party's internal electoral system favoured a middle-of-the-road candidate like Heath, but not Powell. Everything, EVERYTHING would be different otherwise.
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  3307. Dogs could spot Terminators.
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  3308.  @micasa6493  They'd already own big boots and boiler suits.
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  3309. I expect "1984" to be banned as hate speech very soon.
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  3310. I'm in one of the whitest areas in the UK. Half the people in the town centre are non-white. It's not like Africa, but it's definitely like Chicago.
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  3311.  @johnjohnson9182  The only Brandon worth cheering.
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  3312.  @Cliff163  I replied in this column ten minutes ago, stating "All the parties are Anglophobic". My reply has been deleted. Perhaps the algorithms did it. Or perhaps the comment was falsely-reported as H speech by a troll.
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  3313.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Well yeah, you'd know every time you open your fly.
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  3314.  @ngkngk875  The mainstream media's narrative is that the man had mental health problems. So it was mostly peaceful.
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  3315. My dartboard has had fewer pricks.
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  3316. US and British engineering was superior. Using a very fast jet bomber against a small ground target is a very bad idea. How many bombs hit the bridge? A few Stukas with fighter escort would've been better.
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  3317.  @psalmno.51  "The Life of Brian" is a far better movie than "The Passion of the Christ". I watched Mel Gibson's movie all the way and didn't laugh once.
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  3318.  @on40cryptonaut20  I send love and respect from the UK.
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  3319.  @jennywren8937  THOUSANDS never completed it? More like hundreds of thousands. We can't know how many didn't complete the form because... They never sent in the form which they didn't complete.
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  3320. Irish lads should wear stocking masks. Visit the politicians and civil servants at 3am. Ask whether they value their knee caps.
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  3321.  @rolandfry5688  If the Vine had been GRAPED instead of stalked, Belfield would've been out in six months.
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  3322.  @geraldrodriguez5739  The failed Austrian painter murdered 7,000,000 in his camps. The failed Georgian priest murdered 26,000,000. Mao murdered 50,000,000.
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  3323.  @ZsuzsannaBudapest  The book was ghost-written for him. I suspect the ghost writer was Brian Griffin.
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  3324.  @dwaynechalmers1816  I don't care if I get cancer tomorrow. If I wake up with a football-sized swelling and I'm pooing blood, I'll celebrate.
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  3325. MEDITATE: Sit and do nothing. I do that a lot when I'm not on YouTube.
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  3326.  @shan4070  JOE: "Who are you, boy?" OBAMA: "I'm Barack, Joe. Come to see you". JOE: "Are you here to clean the pool, boy?" OBAMA: "No, Joe. Don't you remember me?" JOE: "No, Jill handles the staff". OBAMA: "I'm Obama, Joe". JOE: "O'Bama? You don't look Irish to me". OBAMA: "Oh Joe, don't you remember me? I was the black president" JOE: "Yeah. Yeah. I saw that movie".
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  3327.  @shanematthews1985  Agreed, but could you actually trust the duty solicitor? I know a bloke who was fitted-up by the duty solicitor's bad advice. A duty solicitor who offers excellent advice to accused persons might be replaced ASAP.
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  3328. Starmer calling for a ceasefire is like Starmer calling for water not to be wet. Does it make any difference? There should be no ceasefire until after the hostages are released.
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  3329. I hope the Lotus Eaters can adopt this as a project and film it. Maybe their guy can enter Broadcasting House with a sleeping bag and just kip there.
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  3330. Any minute now, somebody will accuse her of being a W supremacist.
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  3331. 1984 + Fahrenheit 451 = 2024.
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  3332.  @johngenericlastname9781  Maybe he'll go parachuting and his aqualung will fail to open.
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  3333. I spent 29 years as a Tory activist. Never again. Fork them all. I will never vote Uniparty again.
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  3334. MICHAEL CORLEONE TO FREDO: "You're my brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides against the Family again". What happened to Fredo?
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  3335. Cops have stopped me several times whilst I've been driving my car. My car wasn't on a firearms watch list. I didn't try to outrun the cops. I didn't threaten to run over the police. I wasn't shot dead. Kaba wins the week's Darwin award.
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  3336. Your comment is too sensible ever to be expressed in the mainstream media.
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  3337. If you pay the BBC's licence fee, you contribute towards this.
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  3338. Imagine the fuss if the kid had been b*4ck. Headlines in the Guardian. A TV documentary on Channel 4. Angry responses from the Abbottomus and the Lammy. Compensation in six £figures.
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  3339. DR. FELTON, IF YOU'RE READING THIS - What's the story about General Mark Clark losing his trousers on a north African beach? I've seen it mentioned in a TV documentary, but the narration said it remained a mystery.
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  3340.  @thomashunter5707  True. Or a copper could've had his face slashed. If the kid can't understand "Drop the knife or I will taser you", he had it coming.
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  3341. I trust Carl more than I trust anyone on GB News.
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  3342. My grandfather was a Fritz, who destroyed 200 Wehrmacht tanks in north Africa. He was the worst mechanic the Wehrmacht ever had.
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  3343. I'm looking forward to Mark's 1st April upload.
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  3344. I was on a school trip to London during the summer of '76. Our teachers encouraged us to queue for the Parliamentary strangers galleries. The queue for the Lords was shorter, and I watched the peers debating the water shortage. This particular day was grey and rainy, with loud cracks of thunder interrupting the speeches, much to the mirth of their lordships.
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  3345. Other festivals tended to be based on a religion. Can't celebrate Christmas properly if you're not from a Christian background. Thanksgiving is about living in the land of the free and having food in your belly. Applies equally to all faiths.
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  3346.  @andrewsarchus6036  There are supposed to be seven replies (plus this one) but several disappear when I click on the button. Both the BBC and YouTube only allow a specific narrative.
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  3347.  @SusanaXpeace2u  Harry wants more private conversations with his family, so that he can take their comments out of context, invent some lies and write a tell-all expose in his next book.
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  3348. I'm weight (creative spelling). I wanna arrive for an interview, wearing a grass skirt with a bone through my nose, shouting "Where all de infidels at?" and see what happens..
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  3349. Churchill met Mussolini during the 1920s. Mussolini's aides instructed Churchill not to smoke in the presence of Il Duce. So Churchill lit up a big cigar and smoked it with glee throughout.
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  3350.  @carnivore2938  Collect your striped pyjamas after your shower. If you're still alive.
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  3351. Je suis un rosbif, ma Francais est mal. La meme en Londres. "Diversity".
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  3352. We won't see coverage like that on other channels.
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  3353. I want both teams to lose.
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  3354. I've always associated Texas with propane and propane accessories. I'd rather live in Arlen than Springfield or Quahog.
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  3355. Me too. Never heard of him.
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  3356. "American Indian". POTUS Joe became confused when he met Rishi. Kept asking whether Rishi was Apache or Cherokee.
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  3357. Enoch was right.
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  3358. Hitting nails on heads is hate speech. Nail Lives Matter.
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  3359. A considered and intelligent comment, HR. Perhaps the statue should've remained in its damaged condition, as with many buildings in Whitehall which retain the scars of wartime bombing. Or Berlin's Reichstag, with its Soviet wartime graffiti preserved. Restoring a paedophile's depiction of an adult with a naked child sends the wrong message. The damage should remain visible for all to see.
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  3360.  @inkwyvern5171  Scots, Ulster folk and Welsh are allowed on English footpaths. But I'm only allowed to walk in Wales providing I don't exceed 20 mph.
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  3361.  @blackwolf4653  A good point, but the single dead person who's commemorated by the pyramid died elsewhere. Plus the pharaoh actually wanted people to see his pyramid and marvel at his magnificence. That's the whole intention of the pyramid. "Come and see the wonder which I built! I was a great man!" Unlike hundreds of people dying in terror before their time.
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  3362.  @FreaKCSGOHacker  It's joke from the 1970s, told by a Czech comedian who was banned by the communist government. I assume it works for Cuba too. A bit like Andrew Lawrence, destroyed for being too truthful and too funny..
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  3363. There is no upper limit to diversity.
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  3364. I misread the title as "Pom Production" and assumed it was something about whingeing Brits living in Australia.
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  3365.  @JamesSmith-qs4hx  Crimewatch? That's why the show was cancelled.
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  3366. Will the last white heterosexual Conservative MP please switch off the lights as he leaves Central Office.
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  3367. Yours is the BEST NAME EVER.
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  3368.  @ycymrobach9012  We should start a totally untrue rumour that Gary burned the book of a certain religion. Sit back and laugh at what happens next.
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  3369. Two priests singing about their lovely horse would be better.
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  3370.  @garethjudd5840  This, THIS is the best stream of replies I've ever seen. Well Done Everybody!
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  3371. This can't be fixed. Too late now.
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  3372.  @Rev-sq5hw  The British did a great job in the colonies. Their huge mistake was allowing the colonies to colonise Britain.
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  3373.  @sandraspadina8883  No copyright. Please repeat something similar elsewhere.
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  3374. I thought "HP" referred to the sauce. Which is excellent for cleaning brass door knobs.
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  3375. Strange how almost every candidate is African, Iraqi or Pakistani.
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  3376. My TV works flawlessly without a licence.
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  3377.  @johnneal7832  I can't remember! Here in the UK, we have "Party Political Broadcasts". During the final weeks before a general election, a political party is allowed a five or ten minute advert for itself. A different party each evening. These days they're slick. In the sixties and seventies, they were mostly a grey-haired man talking directly to the camera and telling us why we should vote for them. With a sincere smile at appropriate moments.
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  3378.  @unusedsub3003  Some of us are trying to have a sensible and informed discussion. Abusive language reveals aspects of your personality which you should seek to control.
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  3379. Wouldn't it be a giggle if Meg's taxi driver was a drunk Frenchman, who likes to drive at twice the speed limit through twisty tunnels.
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  3380. This kind of event has been promoted by Disney.
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  3381. I heard that in Hank Hill's voice.
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  3382.  @Duturkey  She thought she was a Terminator.
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  3383.  @stevejones9290  I see the River Tiber flowing with much blood. I remembered that with the Westminster Bridge attack above the Thames.
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  3384. Let's blame Winnie for the famine. Don't mention the Japanese. Makes sense, right?
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  3385. John is both the Messiah and a very naughty boy.
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  3386. EXCELLENT COMMENT!
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  3387.  @mrbaker7443  Remember when banks were capitalist, and offered accounts to people on the basis of whether a profit could be made? Instead of whether they agreed with the fashionable theory of right now? Ah the good old days...
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  3388. Hurricane Ian is God's way of destroying Disney World for embracing gay values.
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  3389. YOUR COMMENT WINS FIRST PRIZE ON THE INTERNET TODAY .
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  3390. I spent 29 years as a Tory activist before I allowed my membership to lapse. Reform gets my vote. If Reform doesn't stand in my constituency. I'll vote for whoever has the best chance of dumping our local superwet Tory MP.
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  3391. Trouble is: The Conservatives are scarcely any better. They're Labour Light. Less sugar. More fat. A pretty blue label. Same sh*t, different name. (I write this as a 29-year veteran Tory activist who allowed his membership to lapse.)
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  3392.  @tenniskinsella7768  "Starmer wants them here". So did Brown and five consecutive Conservative PMs. All going to plan.
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  3393.  @squidgeyblack80  You've missed a numeral. It's 3,000,000.
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  3394. Description of the attacker? WHY is there no description? Let me guess...
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  3395. We can't have a functioning NHS with open borders.
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  3396. KC3 would gladly become a muse limb and make the UK a caliphate. Providing his family firm remain the caliphs.
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  3397. FUN FACT: Childbirth is hereditary. If your parents didn't have children, neither will you.
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  3398. Foxtrot Oscar.
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  3399. G7? Joe can't count that high.
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  3400.  @Crank_Sinatra1  Andrew Bridgen and Lee Anderson are two others. Marginalised and despised by fellow MPs for telling the truth.
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  3401. Ramzy votes Labour.
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  3402. You have absolutely nailed it with your comment. Very clear. Difficult to add any more. The BBC would regard you as a far right extremist race bigot for expressing yourself this way.
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  3403. I read the title as "HGV". I thought it was a video about lorry driving.
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  3404. Nearly always the same people doing it and selecting the same victims.
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  3405.  @KemetledAfrica  The Heysel tragedy occurred because a wall collapsed. There would've been zero fatalities if the wall hadn't collapsed, No machetes used. It was a Liverpool game, not an England game.
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  3406.  @KemetledAfrica  Blaming the Liverpool fans for the Heysel deaths is equivalent to blaming the Liverpool fans for the 1985 Bradford Stadium fire. The Liverpool fans were violent and stupid, but the tragic deaths were caused by poor design and maintenance. Unlike hacking people to death with a machete. Which can only ever be deliberate.
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  3407.  @jaystevens1965  I used to be a Tory activist (USED to be). I was in the conference centre when Baker announced the polytechnics would become universities (1989?). The objective was to get more technologically-qualified graduates, the kind of thing the tech colleges were good at but the trad-universities had failed at. Decades later, and my town has TWO universities. Nearly every student is from India, Nigeria or equivalent. I was speaking with an Indian student who'd graduated. He thought it was hilarious that scarcely any white Brits were graduating. Universities prefer foreign students, because there's more money to be made. From what I've seen, NONE of the graduates return home. ALL of them get a job in the UK, and use their "leave to remain" to import their extended families.
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  3408. "Randy Weaver". A good friend of Erotic Tiler, Aroused Cooper and Up For It Wheeler.
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  3409. Hey Miss Piggy: You've got something in common with Meghan Markle. Meghan was saddened when Harry's family wondered how black their children might look. Did Kermit's family wonder how pink your tadpoles might be?
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  3410. "Immigration austerity". Good phrase. Please repeat widely. More people need to see this phrase and repeat it.
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  3411. FIRST 'cos I used my systemic privilege. My ethnically-adjusted position is around 70th.
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  3412. I love how Jacobi parodied a washed-up ham actor in an episode of "Frasier". Complete with the throat-gurgling which he adopted for Claudius. I also liked the young Jacobi's performance in "Day of the Jackal" and as Cadfael. Plus his narration for "In the Night Garden".
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  3413. The legacy of the failed Austrian painter needs to be shrugged off. Something's wrong when EVERY party which wants to defend their country is demonised as Naarrzzi.
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  3414.  @yorkshireplumbing  Find Andrew Marr's Wiki biography. No person with his extremist political background should ever be offered a job at a public service broadcaster.
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  3415. Has the BBC claimed yet that they were all black?
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  3416. Greetings from the UK. Different swamps, identical swamp-monsters.
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  3417.  @jdizzle1779  I love how, in the USA, some killers get 300 year sentences.
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  3418. GOOD NEWS: We can't run out of meat. I'm told the new arrivals taste like pork.
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  3419.  @trucker4567  I want all new arrivals to be housed in the royal palaces. Every royal palace is as big as a hotel. They already have secure fencing and professional security guards. Perhaps KC would be provoked into demanding the boats should be stopped and sent back in mid-channel. I see no downside to this.
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  3420. What's a Britbong?
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  3421.  @southerneruk  Please tell me more about the earthquake bomb (which the Mosquito couldn't carry) bringing down a rock formation to destroy a fuel "insulation". I'm eager to learn more, or perhaps it never happened, except in a novel and a movie
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  3422. I want Jezza as PM, with Hamster doing the interviews (lady voters like him 'cos he's cute). Leave the Captain to do all the actual work. Appoint The Stig to take Prime Ministers Questions in the Commons. And on that bombshell...
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  3423. DAMMIT! I'm an aviation-nerd and I didn't know most of this!
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  3424. I left three comments here, four minutes ago. I've returned and two have disappeared. I don't know whether an algorithm did it, or a leftist *anker. (EDIT - Somebody's replied but their comment is invisible. Which says a lot.)
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  3425. Yay diversity.
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  3426. Lots of builders reveal the cracks in their arses when they bend down. For f*ck's sake, don't go near Wickes. They'll think it's an invitation. I hope Screwfix never goes down this route. I don't want to get screwed by a gin-soaked green-haired man in a dress.
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  3427. Is there any difference?
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  3428. All going as planned.
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  3429.  @johnmknox  Regardless of who wins the leadership, it'll be Klaus Schwab who's sitting in Number 10, pulling the strings.
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  3430.  @imbonkers3629  Yep, and lots more.
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  3431.  @grimhat2  As a fellow Brit who can't arm himself, I've seen nail guns being used as weapons in movies. I've looked up how to modify nail guns on the internet. It appears they can't actually be used as handguns, their depiction in the movies is exaggerated. We Brits could be arrested for carrying an offensive weapon if we had a spoon in our pockets.
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  3432. I left a comment here five minutes ago, went away, returned and it's been deleted.
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  3433. Heat pumps don't work. They're expensive, they need careful adjustment and continuous repair and maintenance.
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  3434. How many hours would that take? I'm just pleased Samuel L. Jackson wasn't cast in the role.
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  3435.  @robertcasey966  Agreed.
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  3436. GOOD NEWS: Tories get destroyed. BAD NEWS: Labour is as bad or worse.
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  3437. I refuse to fund a corporation which seeks my ethnic displacement.
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  3438.  @AngryBootneck  Submarine: Das Boot(neck).
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  3439. Piers and Jeremy: Hard to know whom I dislike the most.
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  3440.  @rolandedwards2923  Unlike the BBC, GB News isn't funded by a compulsory annual fee.
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  3441. Kathy Griffin: Meg's older, nastier sister.
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  3442. They'll love this guy in prison.
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  3443.  @danieljames2015  YES PLEASE! Trouble is: The good guys would be in trouble.
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  3444. I don't like Boris any more than anybody else reading this. But you do realise, don't you, that the plot against Boris was an attempted coup by the Remoaners? The Tory Remoaners would prefer a Remoaner Labour government to their own.
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  3445. That's very unfair. Gary is the greatest Afro-Caribbean woman ever to play for England. If you disagree, you're both waycist and homophobic.
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  3446. In the next video, please show Xi Jin Ping's hand up Joe's back, operating Joe like a ventriloquist's dummy.
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  3447.  @SensitiveYouTubeCensorship  This is why I don't want British cops to carry guns.
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  3448. I used to trust the police, the government, the armed services and the monarchy. Not. Any. More.
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  3449. As a Pastafarian, I'm looking forward to the beer volcano and the stripper factory.
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  3450.  @rb1062  I remain traumatised. I demand reparashuns n munny n sheet from Stockholm and Oslo.
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  3451. Adult gays teaching little children how to be homosexual. That's an example of why the US constitution forbids cruel and unusual punishments. Allow a group of parents in a locked room with this kind of monster. Neither cruel nor unusual would be the half of what the parents would dish out..
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  3452. I want a free Julian Assange. Free black people? I wouldn't want one.
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  3453.  @sorrysirmygunisoneba  Is that you, Clem? It's funny how real-life lesbians never resemble the ones on naughty channels.
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  3454. AYUP LOTUS EATERS! (Comment stolen from 2tone.)
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  3455.  @elizabethtamp1537  We're on the Titanic, two minutes after the collision. Restaurant service continues. The beds are warm and comfy. All because of the incompetence of the officers on the bridge, whom we trusted to protect us. Very few of us recognise that the tragedy has been set in motion. I fear nothing can now prevent it.
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  3456. INDEPENDENCE DAY: Will Smith knocks out an alien with one punch. REAL LIFE: Chris Rock continues like nothing happened.
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  3457.  @dakiblabla  does this movie have a subplot about gay or transgender scientists, suffering cruel oppression? No? That's why Disney didn't make this movie.
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  3458. "I want your boots, your clothes, your motorcycle and your freedoms. Give them to me".
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  3459.  @alexbowman7582  No need to "lie". Take out a factory by bombing both the factory and everything within a radius of a mile. If the Germans didn't want to be bombed to oblivion, they shouldn't have started the fookin war.
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  3460. Humza Yousaf might be the SNP's next first minister. I hope he'll do the same for the SNP as Rishi's done for the Conservative Party.
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  3461. Nah, Scandinavian Amish.
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  3462.  @KyleTheDalek  BASIL: "You started it!" GUEST: "No we did not!" BASIL: "Yes you did! You invaded Poland".
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  3463.  @germanwolf9212  As a Brit, I'm very jealous of both Poland and Hungary.
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  3464. West Africans dominate short distance track events. The physical attributes of west Africans are different from those of Europeans and east Africans.
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  3465. Applies to stopping the fugee invasion and leaving the EU.
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  3466. "Ack ack ack! Alan's Snackbar!"
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  3467.  BradleyUK58  Old saying: If voting made a difference, they wouldn't let us do it. But I'll vote Reform or any similar party. It's an "I'm Spartacus" moment.
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  3468. Given the choice, I'd prefer the wisdom of Stewie Griffin to Prince Harry.
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  3469. Good point.
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  3470.  @thorin1045  Yeah, the science of exploding gunpowder and the forging of iron. That's science!
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  3471. I want the Lotus Eaters to invite Count Binface for an interview. Maybe agree a script with the count in advance.
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  3472.  @peterlangbridge4628  The whip hand.
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  3473. Good comment. Please repeat widely. More people need to read it.
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  3474. Joggers too?
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  3475. Starmer will be the next PM, guaranteed. He's like a three legged donkey in the Grand National. Every other horse has already fallen and broken its neck. Hence Starmer wins the next GE with a landslide.
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  3476. The title of this video says it all. Well done, Lotus Eaters.
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  3477. Cho Bei Deng is the best Chinese President in history.
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  3478. GOD BLESS AMERICA says this Brit. We will stand or fall together. Right now we're collapsing.
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  3479. castration is an effective remedy.
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  3480. I watch Andrew Lawrence's impersonations of Harry. Andrew as Harry makes me laugh.
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  3481. Many definitions of "conservative". I was a Conservative Party activist for 29 years, but I was really a Thatcherite. I allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron, and I'm not going back. These days, with a few exceptions, the UK's Conservative Party is Labour with a pretty blue label.
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  3482.  @austin9568AuraMasterDX  It's life, Jim, but not as we know it".
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  3483. Netflix should hire Jezza, Hamster and the Captain for a new series. Reminds me of when EMI tore up their contract with the Sex Pistols in the 1970s. Virgin gave them a contract and made a fortune.
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  3484. Reminds me of the resistance to German occupation in wartime Europe. Vigilantes would go out at night, painting "RAF" on walls. Or cutting phone lines. Or putting nails into the tyres of German vehicles. And as for what happened to collaborationists after abolition...
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  3485. The left claim you're first because of white privilege.
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  3486. I'm of a similar age and spent 29 years as a Tory activist. Allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. I wish you well, Sir.
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  3487.  @malcolmhouston7932  Germany (as such) didn't exist. The same with Italy and several other countries. Much of the modern USA was still empty prairie, owned by no country. And yet the Argies lay claim to the Falklands.
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  3488. Every video created by PJW is a masterpiece. Carl and a few others are smarter, but PJW does it on a grand scale.
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  3489. I read your comment as "cock". "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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  3490. Rishi.
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  3491.  @danielrayner7681  Thanks. No names, no pack drill, but maybe I'm in Bournemouth too. Half the people in Bournemouth town centre are non-white, mostly male, mostly under 30. Bournemouth will resemble Bradford in 30 years from now.
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  3492.  @gingerali  Plus a knighthood for Tommy, a peerage for Nigel and a BBC TV series for Andrew Lawrence. If only...
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  3493. Of course it won't be stopped. All going as planned.
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  3494. I wonder how big their divorce settlement will be.
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  3495. Starmer saw the protestors, but decided to walk among them anyway. He just happened to have loads of coppers around him, with a cop vehicle alongside and several people filming. Smells like a set-up to me too.
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  3496.  @tungstenkid2271  The film company put on a special pre-release screening for its executives and a few invited guests. Among them was Dowding himself, very elderly and frail, sitting in a wheelchair. As the lights came up at the end of the movie, Dowding was seen to be weeping. After the Battle, Dowding had been vilified and blamed for for some failings. 1960s historians had revisited the Battle and determined Dowding's decisions were very good. Seeing yourself portrayed on screen by the UK's greatest living actor (Olivier) and your stewardship portrayed in this way, we can understand why Dowding wept at the end.
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  3497. Think you can do better? Start your own channel.
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  3498. The heroes who took up arms against the Redcoats were mostly former Brits. As a Brit myself, I probably would've sided with the revolutionaries.
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  3499. Carnivores aren't allowed to join the Vegetarian Society, which is for vegetarians only. Women aren't allowed to join the Garrick Club, which is for men only. I see no problem with this.
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  3500. Enoch warned us back in the sixties.
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  3501. FUN FACT: George Washington voted for Biden but didn't know it.
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  3502. Churchill was a serious hard-nut. Performed cavalry charges. Escaped from a POW camp. Performed night-time trench raids in WW1. But his greatest achievement was as a diplomat. Befriending Jan Smuts, who'd issued a "Wanted: Dead or Alive" warrant on Churchill. Persuading Roosevelt to provide lease-lend before the US entered the war. Cosying-up to Stalin, whom Churchill recognised as being as great threat as Hitler. And then there's De Gaulle: "The heaviest cross I have to bear is the Cross of Loraine".
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  3503.  @geoffrobinson  EVERY comment I make about this is ALWAYS rendered invisible or deleted by the algorithms. It's the oldest trick in the book. Introduce a royal or a politician to a juvenile. Film them bonking and turn the screw. The term used for this always gets my comment deleted, but it's the word used for the stuff made by bees and the container it's kept in.
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  3504. Buy any colour you like. Providing it's pink.
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  3505. Gary Lineker is the greatest Afro Caribbean woman ever to play for England.
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  3506. Thanks! I'm a Drake-fan, I went to his former house in the summer. I never knew this. Drake allied himself with black slaves who'd escaped their Spanish owners in the Americas. But that's OK, let's blame the English anyway.
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  3507. 1984 + Fahrenheit 451 = 2021.
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  3508. You mean like Sadiq Khan becoming mayor?
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  3509. I left a reply to you 20 minutes ago. It's disappeared. Forkin YouBoob.
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  3510. All true and he was black. The BBC told me so.
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  3511.  @Vesdus  Robot Wars must change its rules, to allow male robots to identify as female.
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  3512.  @stephenlyon1358  Grindr date gone wrong. A dispute about who goes behind and the lack of lube.
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  3513.  scott nyc  The only people to benefit from the lockdown are Jeff Bezos, and the mask-making sweatshop owners in China.
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  3514. Will Smith DID NOT do that. Jussie Smollett claims the REAL attacker was James Woods in blackface.
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  3515. It'll need to be bad, before it reaches the level of the black-on-Asian crime wave.
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  3516. COMING SOON: Johnny as the next Doctor Who.
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  3517. John had more legitimacy as monarch than Sunak has as PM.
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  3518.  @andrewpease3688  Churchill was damned good with impromptu retorts. As First Lord of the Admiralty before WW1, Churchill was attempting to modernise the Royal navy. A senior admiral shouted at Churchill, "This is contrary to the traditions of the Royal Navy!" Churchill shouted back, "What are the traditions of the Royal navy? Rum, buggery and the lash!"
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  3519.  @mintberrycrunch4333  I want an episode with Keef Kuntabout having a tear-up against the Daleks. Those poor f*ckin' Daleks won't stand a chance.
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  3520. GET THE COMFY CHAIR!
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  3521. He should have been cast as Hitler in "Downfall" 'cos diversity n sheet.
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  3522. Exactly. It's unfair to blame the three black guys. Strange but true, it's the white guy's fault.
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  3523.  @Mattyouyous  The Church formerly promoted monogamy, celibacy and self-restraint. Praising those values today is a H8-crime.
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  3524.  @markmorrid8144  True. And falling.
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  3525. The coppers need to step aside.
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  3526.  GreggFellows  ...yet you continuously return here anyway.
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  3527. I refuse to fund the BBC for that reason.
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  3528. Wait until Humza becomes leader of the SNP. You ain't seen nuffin yet!
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  3529.  @matthewb9621  By your standards: Kenneth Williams: "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in f'me!" is offensive to victims of stabbing attacks.
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  3530.  @andrewfairborn6762  In my opinion, Diane is a racist. I find her funny. Hence I regard Diane as a racist joke.
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  3531. As a mutant, my special power is to create a worldwide civilisation which values liberty and justice.
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  3532. Like the Balkans.
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  3533. I love my Austin A35. A recycled car. My daily driver. ULEZ-exempt. 66 years old and still going strong.
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  3534. I replied to CR about 15 minutes ago. I've returned and my reply has disappeared. A bit like weight people in British cities.
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  3535. Omid Scobie is the pen name of Brian Griffin, author of "Faster Than the Speed of Love".
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  3536.  @lullaby218  Hence "what is today Turkey". Similarly, Stonehenge was built thousands of years ago in what's today southern England. Or the kingdom of the Aztecs occupied what is today Mexico. Can't be clearer.
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  3537.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  We respect you, Sir.
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  3538.  @daveminer9217  I'm British and in the UK. I love US crime dramas, such as "Law and Order". Imagine somebody like McCoy getting hold of exculpatory evidence of this kind, which the prosecution deliberately withheld so as to obtain a conviction. Lawyers disbarred, imprisoned and sued for damages.
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  3539.  @krankyjsmith9780  I keep leaving comments which disappear five minutes later. All funny. All supportive of Andrew. My comments only remain if they're replies to somebody else's comments. I suppose YouTube doesn't let my comments remain because I have no licence.
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  3540. Nah, Trump never spoke in praise of Iranian freedom.
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  3541. It read, GOOD NEWS: Le Pen might expel illegal migrants. BAD NEWS: Perhaps she'll issue them with free dinghies.
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  3542.  @htimsid  Dunno, but the Roller is indeed a supercar. I recall reading an "Autocar" article soon after the Mulsanne Turbo came out in the 1980s. A carload of Autocar journalists were heading to Le Mans. They were being overtaken by a flock of Porsches from a German Porsche club. So the Bentley overtook a few of the Porkers and kept pace with the others for a hundred miles before relaxing again. Difference is: The Mulsanne cosseted four occupants in sumptuous comfort, whereas the Porker drivers were trying to race. The Mulsanne Turbo (RR era) was indeed a four-door supercar.
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  3543. "Getting schools to query kids..." Is that something to do with gender issues?
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  3544. I wonder how many comments here will be rendered invisible. I've arrived three minutes in. There are supposed to be 17 comments. Only eight are visible. Same with Replies to comments. Half of the Replies will be rendered invisible. I wonder whether THIS comment will remain.
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  3545.  @richardgallagher4880  Some of them still live in six feet of earth.
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  3546. I want the Doctor to be played by Jeremy Clarkson, with the Captain and Hamster as his helpers. Hamster would put the TARDIS upside-down, in a ditch and on fire. Jezza would sell crates of his farm-brewed beer to the Daleks, who'd drunkenly crash into an asteroid. The Captain would say, "Look just go away you two, I'll fix it" and save the Earth on his own.
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  3547. The right to bear arms. Yeehaa!
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  3548.  @brianbadonde8700  London resembles Haiti combined with Islamabad. But it's barely started.
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  3549. Apart from the holes in its bow, the Titanic was completely seaworthy.
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  3550. Dickie Attenborough spoke about "groupishness" during the filming of his movie, "Oh What a Lovely War". He said all the extras dressed as officers sat together, whereas all the extras dressed as privates sat separately, Attenborough claimed this was down to British class-consciousness. I've also seen a TV documentary about the making of Charlton Heston's "Planet of the Apes". Apparently, all the extras dressed as chimps sat together, as did the extras dressed as gorillas or orangutans. It appears groupishness is a natural human characteristic.
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  3551.  @elss8717  I recall his TV documentaries from 40 years ago. The BBC might not offer him a contract these days. He's too white and perhaps he won't depict Anglo Saxons as west African.
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  3552. I don't think any of us here are far right.
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  3553. FUN FACT: The actor who does the voice of Chris in "Family Guy" based Chris's voice on Gumb.
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  3554.  @echochamberdisrupter2852  Aha! You regard every opinion which contradicts yours as hateful. Who's the extremist, you or me?
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  3555. I've always found an unexpected head-butt will surprise and destabilise the other guy.
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  3556. Getting free food from supermarkets. Lots of videos about this on US channels. Got so bad in some cities, Walmart had to close all their stores.
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  3557. Funny how half the candidates and half the journalists reporting this are Iraqi, African or Pakistani.
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  3558. "Homo erectus" still sounds funny. Sorry.
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  3559. I'm a Briton from Africa. My ancestors left Africa hundreds of years ago, hunted mammoths as they crossed Europe and walked across Doggerland before the ice sheets melted. Been in the UK ever since. Black people want freedom? Freedom is earned, not given.
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  3560.  @jane---489  Diane says she and Nicola were triplets.
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  3561. As a fellow Brit, I agree.
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  3562. Medical staff who can't identify a man from a woman, deciding whether or not it's kind to kill me.
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  3563. The victim should sue the driver for every penny he's got.
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  3564.  @Nellywetlegs  I doubt Cliff was ever a nonce at the the Elm. Cliff's private life has been very closely examined. If there was any truth in those tales, by now somebody would've crawled out of the woodwork and told the cops. Plus that person could have sued Cliff for compensation. I don't care if Cliff was ever gay, providing he didn't touch children.
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  3565. The Tories are Labour with a pretty blue label.
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  3566. Tell a joke about a chicken crossing the road and vegans will demand you should be banned.
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  3567. Yeah. Blame racism. The BBC will spout her line. Usually works.
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  3568. Back in the day, Enoch would've enjoyed Simon's channel.
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  3569. @@ChristianHill-ep2ho If Israel forces Hamas militant to leave Gaza, every single one of them could arrive at Dover and lawfully demand asylum. Under present laws, every single one of them would be admitted to the UK and given a council flat.
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  3570.  @dee8501  I live in one of those lovely places. 99.9% indigenous until five years ago. Now it looks like Mogadishu.
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  3571. I recall a phrase from Monty Python: "The old 'elmet and boots would give the game away".
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  3572. These judges are the criminals.
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  3573. I've got a '69 Alfa Romeo 1750 GTV. YOU . ARE . 100% . CORRECT. Use it or lose it.
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  3574. I'm British. Agreed 100%.
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  3575.  @vickyingramnymann8543  The Monarchy could influence choices such as who becomes the Archbishop of Canterbury, plus the policies of hundreds of quangos and charities. The monarchy's task is to advise. Something like, "Being the head of the C of E, I am alarmed by the fact there are more mosques than churches in many cities".
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  3576. The bloke wanted to kill himself anyway.
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  3577. Watch the original video. The cops ceased beating King immediately he stopped resisting. If King had suddenly pulled a gun, one of more cops might've finished their shifts in pine boxes.
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  3578. "Wiss and pind". I'm gonna use that phrase myself.
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  3579. No. The police officer needs to invest in a shot gun.
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  3580.  @jackfroste  I still recall the episode where the old widow woman wants to marry him.
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  3581. All done according to plan by the WEF.
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  3582. Please Google "Why is diversity good?" or similar. I remain unconvinced.
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  3583. What do you mean, HEADING for unrest? I suppose toppling statues and raiding candy shops don't count.
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  3584.  @piattotr  Apparently it's waycist to give the description of a violent wanted fugitive.
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  3585. "Diversity" means divided. But diversity unites us, right? Yeah all good.
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  3586.  @anthonydavis9842  Maybe the BBC. He seems the type.
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  3587. Are we still allowed to call this country by the N-word?
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  3588.  @Celtictribes  When it happens, the BBC will blame Brexit.
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  3589. Liz Truss warns us about China. It's almost like Gary Glitter warning us about road safety. The message might be wise, but the messenger has lost all credibility.
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  3590. Here in the UK, they're preparing to introduce a new law which will ban "embarrassing the government". Yes, really. Look it up. Embarrassing the government could put you in prison for up to 14 years. "Embarrassing the government" is so vague a term, it could apply to almost everything. Oh for f*ck's sake...
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  3591. The Conservative Party is "Labour Party Light". It's a low calorie version of the same thing. Less salt. Easy-peel. Nice blue wrapping. Otherwise identical. I write that as a 29-year Tory activist whose membership lapsed under Cameron.
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  3592. A misleading and inflammatory title. The woman refused to show her ticket to an inspector, and went absolutely ballistic, shouting abuse and foul language at the person who'd asked very politely. Hence the police attending. Some cultures are better than others.
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  3593. I recommend subbing to the channel, "Police Abusing Powers".
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  3594. Fox says, "Hold my Bud Lite Beer".
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  3595. I've got loads of Biggles books on my shelves.
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  3596. Back in the day, skinheads were always assumed to be r-ist. Looking at her haircut, perhaps the reputation of skinheads is justified.
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  3597. Reminds me of President Benson from "Hot Shots Part Deux". "I got my head wound at the Battle of Corregidor. Or the Little Big Horn. I can't remember which. It was the one without the Injuns".
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  3598.  @gustgost3937  YouTube is a meeting place, like a public toilet. Some of us ignore each other. Some of us join a circlejerk. Some get abused and run away, screaming.
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  3599. Can I get the free money if I pretend to be an Afro-Caribbean trans-person?
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  3600. CHURCHILL: "Democracy is the worst form of government. Except for all the others". That's wisdom.
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  3601. Good comment. Please repeat widely. Equality of opportunity doesn't guarantee equality of outcome.
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  3602. Mahyar is more British than most Brits.
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  3603.  @paulineashcroft1485  Not wrong.
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  3604. Covid is so DANGEROUS, you don't know you've got it unless a test tells you so.
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  3605.  @TheKrim111  I'm white and I'd happily accept you as a neighbor. But these other goons...
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  3606.  @barker262  The raid was a disaster because - a.) The strong headwinds hadn't been anticipated. b.) There was no means for a master bomber to direct the other bombers to ignore the schedule. Unanticipated headwinds also caused problems for B29s over Japan. Harris said in a TV documentary, "Bomber Command fought a thousand battles. You can't expect to win all of them". Keith Park cared for his aircrews, having served as a private in Gallipoli in WW1. He is rightly praised for his leadership during the Battle of Britain and other campaigns. Even Park himself made errors, as with assigning BP Defiants to 11 Group. Hindsight makes us all smart.
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  3607. FUN FACT: Roads in British cities have no pavements. You can't walk anywhere if you're B. Every footpath everywhere has a sign on it saying, "W-PEOPLE ONLY".
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  3608. Almost First. 'Cos I've benefitted from systemic waycism, claims the BBC.
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  3609. Oh we're not a state any more. We're a multi-ethnic economic zone. Yeah, you and I would risk our lives for that. Right?
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  3610. I'm prepared to give Alex the benefit of the doubt. The cops smashed in Alex's door, arrested and STRIP SEARCHED him, including checking his rectum for BOMB MAKING EQUIPMENT.
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  3611. She'll say ANYTHING to take the peoples' minds off the real issues.
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  3612. We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. The horrific tragedy has been set in motion and there's no way to stop it now.
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  3613. Explains why Superman always wore his underpants outside his long johns.
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  3614. I'm hoping ULEZ does for Khan what the poll tax (community charge) did for Maggie.
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  3615. Excellent comment. Same with Diane Abbott. I'd loathe her even if she was as white as Jimmy Savile.
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  3616. The truth in this video's title could get his channel deleted from YouTube. Same with saying a Green Party candidate is a man in a wig.
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  3617. YT claims you've got seven replies, but only two are visible (plus perhaps mine).
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  3618. Andy, I'm a hotelier. Every foul-mouthed violent git in my neighbourhood assumes they can park on my land for free. Neither I nor my clients can park on my own land. So I enrolled with a company and erected their signs. Persons parking without my prior permission must pay a fee (NOT A FINE) of £100. Both I and my clients can use my car park again. Yippee!
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  3619. Labour's huge majority in '97 wasn't achieved with an increased vote. It was because the Tory vote collapsed. Tory voters couldn't be bothered to leave home and vote for a party which despised them. The same thing will happen next year, but with an even greater Labour majority.
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  3620. If any person ate nuts in that seat during the previous several weeks, there might still be sufficient peanut grease on the seat to set off a toxic-shock reaction. Vacuuming or wiping the seats cannot remove 100% of the peanut grease. Same in any cinema or on any park bench. It's really the responsibility of the parent to ensure the child wears protective clothing.
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  3621.  @Koen75NL  Meat and two veg are what make me a man. But Keir Starmer doesn't know this.
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  3622.  @alanwhite6730  The BBC will blame Trump and Brexit.
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  3623. Damned good strategy. Attack them where they're weak, not strong.
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  3624.  @manbearpig7521  "Airplane!" would be cancelled now. Gags about Christians, Jews, blacks, several types of Asians, abortion, amputees, veterans with PTSD, warfare, bestiality, heart transplants, gays, conjoined twins... (300 other examples omitted)... and people called Shirley. Plus what's funny about a plane crash anyway? Let's cancel funny. Yeah. Take THAT, waycists!
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  3625. @SirSnufflelots No other reason needed. Being a gold-digging bitch is a part of my dislike.
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  3626.  @evo8power228  Exactly. PJW needs to fight only those battles he can win.
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  3627.  @rogueriderhood1862  Couldn't make the movie today unless Dowding was played by Idris Elba.
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  3628.  @mrofnocnon  I also want blind airline pilots. They're not actually blind, just "sight disadvantaged".
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  3629.  @goodnight1530  No. It's been released that this attacker is a Muslim convert. But the BBC describes the killer as a Danish man, and this report links the attack to a previous far-right attack. The BBC report is truthful, but deliberately lies by omission and misdirection.
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  3630.  @publius5128  People praise the twelve episodes of Fawlty Towers. Frasier ran for... how many hundreds of episodes?
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  3631.  @lisafarr2317  Any comedian making jokes about politics MUST be offensive to SOMEBODY. A comedian who never offends ANYBODY is never funny. A comedian who never offends politicians should get off the stage or camera and never return.
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  3632. Please repeat your comment widely. Please put this on a Mahyar Tousi video. Perhaps he's unaware of this.
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  3633.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  If ever you get bored with making your usual videos, please review your favourite western movies. Maybe compare and contrast the different portrayals of Wyatt Earp and that famous gunfight.
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  3634. Widespread Anglophobia.
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  3635. Deputy commissioner named at the end of this video - - He's called WHAT? Another diversity hire.
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  3636. Harry wants to make Diana proud? Wear a fookin seat belt.
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  3637. I want the right to arm bears.
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  3638. Ken has no willy.
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  3639.  @faithlesshound5621  Funny how the Nazi depiction of Germanic men looks homoerotic.
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  3640. If skirts are banned, how will Eddie Izzard make people look at him?
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  3641.  @touristguy87  You know your comment is bullsh*t, right? "The Spitfire was woefully ineffective as an interceptor". History has decided otherwise. Your comment fits the day fighter version of the Blenheim, but not the Spitfire.
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  3642. Damn good line. Every PJW video is a work of genius.
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  3643.  @ericplant5169  Reform has zero chance of getting a single seat. But I'd rather waste my vote on Reform than on any other party.
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  3644. Hahahahahahahahahaha! You're joking, right?
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  3645. 1 FIRST! 'Cos I benefit from white privilege, claims the BBC.
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  3646. Calling Putin a "slaphead". Haha! Be careful about drinking tea in cafes or touching your door knob, Andrew. Putin is vengeful.
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  3647.  @guzzergusher  So his tactic worked! That's SEDUCTION, not abuse! I couldn't give a damn if Brand effed a hundred women, providing it was consensual and all were aged 16+. In fact I'm jealous.
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  3648. FIRST 'cos I benefit from systemic waycism and whyte privilege, claims the BBC.
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  3649. Le Pen should use the video of the invaders as her party political broadcast.
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  3650. Nah, I expect they're on state benefits and will shortly get a council house for their entire extended family.
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  3651. No mention of Joe Biden's jokes about ice cream at the start of what should have been a sombre address.
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  3652. As a weight Brit (cre4t1ve 5pelling), I demand reparations from the Romans, the Scandinavians, the Barbary north Africans and the Ottoman Empire. All of whom took my ancestors as slaves. I'd write that my life matters, but numpties would call me bad names or YT would cancel me.
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  3653. Whatever you decide, Simon: We respect you and wish you well.
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  3654. Advice from my grandparents: "Stay away from hospitals and coppers".
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  3655.  @scoon2117  A wise move.
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  3656. I never blame foxes for what they do in a hen house. I only blame the do-gooders who hold the gate open and invite the foxes to enter.
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  3657. Keith Cuntabout for Prime Minister! Yay!
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  3658.  @harrywood6150  I was disappointed that it wasn't Nicola who'd been sharing photos with the 17-year-old.
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  3659. Have the cops searched Lineker's house for the acid-chucker?
    9
  3660. The Bond in Fleming's books had a heavy scar across his forehead and was a heavy-smoking high-functioning alcoholic.
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  3661.  @MatejzKosic  Agreed. It's stunning and brave for the USA to allow Dementia Joe access to the nuclear button. What . Could . Possibly . Go . Wrong ?
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  3662. Mysticism: How the f*ck did Biden become POTUS? Oh sorry, that's a mystery, not mysticism.
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  3663. If there are so many cameras, how come there are so many stabbings?
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  3664. I wanna see the Scots, Welsh, Northern Irish and the English win the World Cup. The ONLY way to do that is to have a UK football team. I'd value your views, friend.
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  3665. If you try, Meg will accuse you or way sism.
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  3666.  @alexandrabuchanan968  Next year, M&S will hire the BLM activist Sasha Johnson as the face for their Christmas ads. Maybe.
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  3667.  @markthacker9387  Agreed. Also, I click on Replies and yours disappears. There is some part of your sensible comment which YT's algorithms consider as hate-speech. Go figure. Time and again I leave comments which nobody will ever see.
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  3668.  @keithmarshall7715  Another good reason to use centimetres. Sounds bigger.
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  3669. I went to a big fancy dress party. Everyone had to dress as something beginning with the letter "V". I went as a dyslectic gorilla.
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  3670. I want him to sell little metal badges. Maybe something like the Robertson jam gollies. Wear your golly with pride.
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  3671. And Brexit. Or climate change.
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  3672. Piano wire and a lamp post would be cheaper.
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  3673.  @tantona9315  Damned true.
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  3674.  @grannyannie6744  Diane agrees with you on that.
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  3675.  @simonegeezer6238  Is that you, Clem?
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  3676.  @gabrielboorom6196  Amazing how much we love that movie.
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  3677. Guess who counts the votes.
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  3678. Yeah but Anne Boleyn was black, right?
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  3679.  @hieug.rection1920  I recall the book "Monty Python: The Case Against", written by one of their friends, which gave an inside look at the censoring crap they had to deal with. Your other comment is correct: Their values haven't changed, it's the Left which has gone nutty. The Pythons' leftist stance of opposing every form of censorship is now regarded as extremist far-right bigotry.
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  3680. The Vatican burned scientists alive, for proving the Earth orbits the sun. THE LEFT: "Good idea! Let's ban everything which opposes our narrative!"
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  3681. Here's why Operations George / Michael failed (funny combination of names). 1.) Germany's excellent Stormtroopers suffered serious casualties and became exhausted. 2.) Germany couldn't resupply over the battlefield. No roads. The infantry outpaced their artillery. 3.) The British Army had become very proficient and counterattacked against exhausted Germans. Lots of other reasons, which no doubt somebody will add.
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  3682.  @susanjewitt8783  The mainstream media doesn't even pretend to be impartial any more. You'd get the same unanimity of narrative in North Korea.
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  3683. No. This is deliberate. This is intended.
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  3684.  @MayYourGodGoWithYou  Agreed and Liked. There are exceptions. These are rare and the persons born that way deserve the support of the medical world, their families and every state institution. Being born that way is like being born left-handed. It's got nothing to do with morality or personal choice.
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  3685. Joe Biden increasingly reminds me of Admiral/President Benson in the movies, "Hot Shots" and "Hot Shots Part Deux". "I got wounded. It was the Battle of Midway or the Battle of the Little Big Horn. I can't remember which. It was the one without the Injuns".
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  3686. HEY STYX: A vacuum cleaner manufacturer should introduce a new model, called the Biden. The Biden sucks. The Biden blows. And what it can't suck or blow, it hides under the carpet.
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  3687. It's almost like there were good reasons why people needed separate schools, hotels and shops. I don't want it to be that way, but I can see why it happened.
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  3688.  @zebbedy8542  Lib, Lab or Tory - They're all the forking same!
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  3689. I enjoy owning nothing and being unhappy.
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  3690. Is the interviewer Colin Robinson?
    9
  3691. Resembles the Borg. A huge black cube. Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
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  3692. Dove is a very bad soap. If Dove worked, all that black would've washed off the woman.
    9
  3693. Shut up Meg.
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  3694. BAD NEWS: Harry is writing a book. GOOD NEWS: The ghostwriter is Brian Griffin.
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  3695. Rishi blamed everybody except himself.
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  3696. "You can teach MONKEYS to fly better than that!" Dekka-dekka-dekka-dekka...
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  3697. Why not BOTH of them being liars? One's a politician. The other's a cop. What's hard to understand?
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  3698. Hard to know which is the most incompetent: Liz's cabinet or the Blood Transfusion Service.
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  3699. As a Cornishman, I believe England would be f*cked without us. But when the Scots, English, Welsh, Cornish and Ulstermen work together, we export civilisation and liberty across the globe. Which is why so many people hate us and want us to split up.
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  3700. They used a copter in the movie, "Where Eagles Dare". Wholly inaccurate, I know.
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  3701. The F-word is an excellent expression of emphasis.
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  3702. Diane needs three hands to count up to two.
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  3703. Diane Abbott counted them.
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  3704. Imagine this dog encountering Meghan.
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  3705.  @genwoolfe  Kenneth Williams would be cancelled today for his portrayal of gay people. "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in f'me!"
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  3706. CHURCHILL: "The heaviest cross I have to bear is the Cross of Loraine".
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  3707. Miss Piggy was upset when she visited Kermit's parents. The frogs all wondered how pink their offspring would be.
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  3708. Excellent comment. Very short. Very truthful.
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  3709. Nothin' wrong with the student loan system. How else can supermarkets get their shelf-stackers? Supermarkets need graduates who've achieved useless degrees in soft subjects which don't lead to a professional qualification.
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  3710. @The Shadow Knows! I've never understood why, with thousands of black actresses in Hollywood, Steven Spielberg hired the only black "Jewish" actress he could find.
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  3711. A seagull shat on my car. It was racist. I couldn't find my house keys yesterday. I suspect a racist crept into my house and hid them. There was a spider in my bath tub. A racist put it there. The local supermarket sold out of my favourite brand of juice. I blame the racists. And Brexit.
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  3712. We need to prevent the best candidates from standing against each other. Splitting the vote helps nobody except the f*ckers we need to vote out.
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  3713. Never Rayners but it pourers.
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  3714. EASY WAY TO FIX THIS: Every person from the west bank and Gaza should arrive in Dover, justifiably claim asylum and be gifted a free house. All entirely legally and the UK would be in breach of international law if we refused. Sadiq would welcome them, and his new electorate would guarantee his position for decades. What happens next?
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  3715.  @dilltdog1158  Soon the UK will resemble Yugoslavia in the 1990s.
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  3716.  @dx1450  THAT'S RIGHT! Sorry, no leaf. Thanks for correcting me.
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  3717.  @factsdontcareaboutyourfeel7204  Imagine if you required a licence to eat a packet of crisps. The money raised by the licence funds a company which produces stale and foul crisps. You never eat the Stale Crisp Company's crisps. Your refusal to fund the production of distasteful crisps gets you a criminal conviction.
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  3718.  @hb9145  I've seen accounts but I can't cite them. You are wholly justified in disregarding that part of my reply. Too much bow locks on YT already without me adding to it. My understanding is that Churchill was posted to an uneventful part of the line. Churchill was bored and decided to perform a few night time raids to liven up the experience, whilst wearing the French helmet which was a gift from General Fochs.
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  3719. Not her fault. Diane did her accounts.
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  3720.  @JACKDAWFISH  You remain traumatised from the memory of Hannibal's invasion. Ancient Carthage owes you reparations.
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  3721.  @johnkitching2248  Biden also apologised for what Custer did to Rishi's Indian ancestors.
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  3722. Which country? The UK? Canada? France? Sweden? Belgium? The USA? We're all completely fooked, and we've all deliberately done it to ourselves. Funny how that doesn't apply to Poland or Hungary.
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  3723. Agreed. But I expect I'd have more in common with Putin.
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  3724. Plus 1215 is almost lunch time.
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  3725. Not good enough. A recount will include the postal votes from dead people and non-citizens. The existing result should be declared void. Re-open the polls for a rerun. No voting without ID, no counting without observation. I'll accept that result, either way.
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  3726.  @anvilbrunner.2013  I honestly don't know. I'm not really Cornish and I've never actually been there. I enjoy teasing people about the Scottish-English rivalries. But if Anne Boleyn can be black, I can be Cornish, right?
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  3727. Nicola turned me into a newt. I got better.
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  3728. I'm exactly like Starmer, Sturgeon and Johnson. We all ignored the stupid lockdown regulations and had parties anyway.
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  3729.  @JackOfski  DUCK > snake.
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  3730.  @richardm3023  Damn, I thought WalterW's comment was good, but yours is even better.
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  3731. No bone through his nose?
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  3732.  @spm36  I live in what used to be one of the whitest large towns in England. The upsurge in non-huite numbers over the past two years has been enormous. Half the people in my town centre are BAME, nearly all male, all of them young men of military age. It's coming YOUR way soon.
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  3733. Jolly nice to see you here, my colonial cousin. Best Wishes from the future Islamic Republic of Britainistan.
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  3734. I want Harry to hire Tiger Woods as Meghan's chauffer.
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  3735. The PM which both the UK and Scotland need but will never get.
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  3736.  @leonfth  Your comment is needlessly offensive. You aren't the only person who reads these comments. For every person who's heard of Holodomor, there are hundreds who haven't. I'm not disagreeing with any part of your earlier comment. I'm adding flesh to the bones. You're easily triggered, but that's what to expect from YouTube.
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  3737.  @leonfth  "Feeble...assuming I don't know history..." and accusing me of of Russophobia. Making it my "responsibility" to explain it to you. My comments aren't JUSTIFYING some Ukrainians joining the Nazis. My comments EXPLAIN why some chose to do so. Similarly, many persons in occupied lands saw Stalin as their liberator. Another big mistake, but understandable.
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  3738. I find your comment offensive. How dare you assume to know whether I'm offended or not. You are an example of how Hitler started. Yeah. Yeah. Take that, you fascist! Sorry, I've been watching too much BBC.
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  3739. Not a lot of Africans in New Zealand. I don't see what they can complain about.
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  3740. Lightfoot says it's OK. No black lesbians were injured.
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  3741.  @El.Cid17  Agreed, but this MP is as woke as woke as woke and had it coming.
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  3742. People are anxious 'cos life ain't everything we'd hoped for. Same old same old as forever.
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  3743. Your comment is offensive to pandas.
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  3744. Like Yugoslavia in the 1990s.
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  3745. A nuclear winter would counteract global warming. I see no downside.
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  3746. Kyle is an American hero. I'm British and in the UK. If ever the British Redcoats march down your street, or there's a mob, burning and looting and murdering, it's the DUTY of every US citizen to grab a weapon and defend lives and property. That is EXACTLY what the US Constitution expects from you. It's a disgrace there weren't another 50 Kyles on the street that night. God Bless Kyle, God Bless the USA, Let's Go Brandon.
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  3747.  @MarkJones-ji8fd  "Heavy bombers" scarcely existed in '39 or '40. The He 111's bombload was similar to that of the Wellington and the Whitley. Rotterdam was destroyed by the He 111. "Heavy" bombers didn't come about until later. The Luftwaffe's bombers were indeed intended as a tactical air force, rather than a strategic air force.
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  3748. I own a classic car from the 1950s. There are scarcely any black owners of classic cars. Go to any event. Nearly every participant is a white middle aged male, plus their patient WAGs. I suppose that makes me and every classic car owner a racist, and I never knew it..
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  3749.  @Daniel-deMerrivale  Every time a bell rings, a woke goes broke.
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  3750. Do you trust the banks to still be in the high street in 2027? Do you trust Nadhim Zahari to pay his taxes?
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  3751. @Beatnik B.A.E. TV ™️ BLUE LIVES MATTER .
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  3752. That kid deserves an ice cream. Well Done, kid.
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  3753. Going down on a trans person? No thanks. Just NO. No no no no no.
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  3754. The late Willy Rushton described his as a "one-eyed trouser snake".
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  3755. "The peoples' poet".
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  3756.  @allanallen1835  I'd prefer Andrew Lawrence as the new Doctor. Keef Kuntabout versus the Daleks. Love a drink, love a tear-up, love the TARDIS. "Oi you f*ckin' legless dick-head Daleks, I'll smack you one in your cake-hole!" CAN. YOU. IMAGINE?
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  3757.  @Brookspirit  Agreed. Please repeat your comment widely, but ensure it's understood as being ironic. Your comment is such an accurate depiction of leftist hate, people might imagine you mean it.
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  3758.  @Sionnach1601  A wise man only fights a battle he might win.
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  3759.  @lazaropeedro8881  THEFT? Koran demands her hand should be cut off.
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  3760. A bad person with a gun can only be taken down by a good person with a gun. Making it harder for good people to have guns will only make things worse. Crazy people and criminals don't respect the law and will still have access to guns. Crazies and criminals would be empowered when every good person is defenceless. ONE good person at this school with a gun could've ended this horrific event within a minute. Sad but true.
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  3761. B-people in Roman Britain? Explains who burned Londinium to the ground.
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  3762. The BBC regards you as a far right extremist for expressing that opinion. Wear it as a badge of honour.
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  3763. REMINDER: Elon Musk did not commit suicide whilst in custody.
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  3764. Remind me: Who's doing the hunting?
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  3765. "As a white heterosexual male, I admit everything bad in the entire history of the world is my fault". One day that view will be compulsory. Refusing to admit guilt ensures you'll be refused a job.
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  3766. Enoch's ghost says, "I told you so".
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  3767.  @obe1withtheforce785  He's a leftist.
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  3768. I read "The Hungry Caterpillar" and I was traumatised. Dear God, I feel suicidal and it's as if I've been raped. I am shocked. Truly wrecked and destroyed. So much racism and homophobia in a book intended for children. -- And THAT, folks, is where the Left has taken us.
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  3769. If you think this is cruel, look up Mark Felton's video about what the Japanese did to downed US aircrew.
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  3770. In future, Clarkson should pass all complaints directly to The Stig. Allow The Stig to issue suitable responses.
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  3771. A genuine insurrection would've succeeded.
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  3772. I'd sooner believe Dom than Doris.
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  3773.  @marksmith4862  I'm bobbing my head up and down in anticipation of becoming a meerkat A bit like Philip Schofield does with his boyfriend.
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  3774. Only ONE arrest?!?!?
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  3775. QUESTION: Does George remove his hat when he showers?
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  3776. Every fekkin time.
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  3777. The UK's most dangerous my grands are Rishi and his Cabinet. (Cre4t1ve spelling, just in case.)
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  3778. Asbestos was considered a beneficial sabstance for decades, until it was discovered to have painfully killed tens of thousands of people.
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  3779.  @ivanashley7875  Haha! Which ethnicity was running it? Don't answer...
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  3780. Most TV adverts for armed forces recruitment feature black women. How will that go in the next war?
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  3781. Gotta fund dem hotels for newly arrived surgeons somehow.
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  3782. The UK has sh*tty weather and a big coastline. It came naturally to Brits to say, "I'm sick of this, I wanna sail away to somewhere nicer". Hence world history for the past 500 years.
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  3783. I'm a male with smelly armpits, piercings, big boots and loose-fitting jeans. People mistake me for a L8814n every day. (Not really. I have no piercings.)
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  3784.  @sirnigeloffarage9255  I mistakenly bought a Klaus Barbie doll for a little girl. Named after the Vichy French "Butcher of Lyons". The doll tied the girl to a chair, broke her fingers and put her on a cattle train to a camp in Poland.
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  3785.  @candy-le4nh  Every part of the modern world which functions properly does so because of British influence. To see this for yourself, compare Australia, New Zealand and Canada with the Spanish-speaking world. To be fair, many British values were inherited from the Dutch after the Glorious Revolution of 1688, and much of the "white man's burden" has been carried by the USA since 1945. With mixed results.
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  3786. Some good news for once.
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  3787. I'm disgusted to see the uniform approach of the headline-makers from the entire mainstream media.
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  3788. You're like the Vatican, blaming Galileo for spreading misinformation about the Earth orbiting the sun.
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  3789. We'll never get discussions like this on the BBC.
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  3790. INSANE.
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  3791. This has nothing to do with Brexit. Try blaming Trump or climate change instead.
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  3792. @Wid Eye Same with the BBC. They're essentially the same thing.
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  3793. I expect this copper could immediately get a job with a naughty web channel. A dirty L-woman cop, assaulting a young woman and putting her in handcuffs. Seems like a plot for a naughty video.
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  3794. FIRST SENTENCE: "I've come across a paper". Wow, it must've been really smutty. That's what Kleenex is for.
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  3795.  @Soulsalivation  The WEF is Dublin down on their hostility to weight people. (Creative spelling, I don't know what gets my comments erased.)
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  3796. Is Anglophobia a h eight crime?
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  3797. Like Meghan, Miss Piggy was upset when she visited her husband's family. Kermit's family all wondered how pink the tadpoles would be.
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  3798. Apache or Cherokee?
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  3799.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Be very careful, Simon. Your bank accounts might be closed because you've expressed unmutual opinions.
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  3800. PAYPAL: "Go woke go brilliantly successful. That's right, yeah?"
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  3801.  @carbon1255  Did you hear about the Irish kamikaze pilot? He flew 20 successful missions.
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  3802. Couldn't make that film today.
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  3803. Under Lori, Chicago has become more dangerous than Kabul. The only way to kill this many children in Kabul is for a drone to drop a $1,000,000 missile. In Chicago, the cost is only a couple of dollars.
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  3804. MICHAEL CORLEONE TO FREDO: "You're my brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides against the Family again". What happened to Fredo?
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  3805.  @frankielov  Population suffering from Anglophobia.
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  3806.  @KemetledAfrica  Who sold those slaves? Black monarchs and black slave traders.
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  3807. The B25 camera plane was also used for "633 Squadron". It can be glimpsed in that movie, supposedly being used as the aircraft being used to carry George Chikiris back to Norway.
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  3808. This comedian speaks like Fouad from Quahog, Rhode Island. "It's funny because it's true!"
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  3809. One of your replies has disappeared in the name of free speech.
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  3810. We're assuming Krankie was arrested because of financial irregularities. Perhaps Krankie's arrest had more to do with the children discovered in her underground sex-dungeon.
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  3811.  @martinwilliams4759  Mostly from Pookie and Ray-Ray after Harry's gone out for the day.
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  3812. I wish I still had my Halifax account which I closed ten years ago. I'd take great joy in closing it and telling them why.
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  3813.  @aschlamishowsup  Your hostility is unjustified. Are you a Muslim?
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  3814. Charlotte Mosque.
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  3815.  @Br3akthrough33  Extreme prejudice? Gangsta style. See how they like it.
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  3816. Birmingham today is less than 50% W.
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  3817. Agreed.
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  3818.  @jimmyschmidt14  I'm a middle aged male. If I wore a dress and makeup, I might receive approaches from creepy males as well.
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  3819. No harm in having Reform plus another party, providing they definitely agree never to stand for the same seat.
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  3820. I want Leo and Andrew Lawrence to book a theatre and do a show.
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  3821.  @enenao  Your English is perfect. I'm impressed.
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  3822.  @Autonomous1969  Everybody avoids mentioning the elephant in the room, because that'd be R-ist.
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  3823. The Normans regarded the native English in the same way as the SS regarded the locals during Barbarossa.
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  3824. FUN FACT: The bass drummer in many military bands will traditionally wear a leopardskin tunic or similar. That's because, centuries ago, the position of bass drummer would be awarded to any bl acque soldier who was available. Bla cque people did indeed exist in Europe hundreds of years ago: Freed slaves from captured Turkish vessels, that sort of thing. But their number was disappearingly tiny.
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  3825. Agreed. From this Brit in the UK.
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  3826.  RedHeadNINTY9T9  Things could be worse. Julian Assange languishes in prison as you're reading this. His only crime: Exposing criminals in high office.
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  3827. Lebron says she's Amish. Al Sharpton says she's Mennonite. Spike Lee says she's a Quaker. Kamala Harris blames systemic racism.
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  3828.  @strumbum946  After WW2, aircraft were being sold as scrap here in the UK. Farmers would visit the auctions with a wooden broomhandle. They'd measure how much fuel was in the tanks, because fuel was rationed and worth more than the aircraft. Lots of bomber fuselages were converted into hen sheds.
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  3829.  @philipsmith9387  Or Tiger Woods.
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  3830. ...and the Tories don't know why nobody votes Tory.
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  3831.  @matthewb9621  IT WAS F'KIN HILARIOUS!
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  3832. Why couldn't they find a leprechaun instead?
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  3833.  @The.Occupier  And all done in the best possible taste.
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  3834. As a former Tory activist, I would never again vote Conservative either.
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  3835.  @brianperry  I recall a BBC documentary about this event from the 1990s. It dealt with how the British commanding officer was later assassinated in a revenge attack. The murderer was convicted and executed. The documentary made the murderer out to be a heroic martyr. Much coverage was afforded to Indira Gandhi attending memorial events for the killer. No mention of Indira Gandhi herself being assassinated a few years after she attended the memorial events for an assassin. The message should've been how violence begets violence, and how vengeance begets counter-vengeance. Instead, the BBC documentary was like a love-poem to a murderer. Omitting important truths is a means of lying.
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  3836.  @PlasticPellets  I assume Keith meant, "Stay away from people with crazy in their eyes, scoping you, moving back and forward, obscuring themselves behind pillars". But staying away from hostile-looking sun men works as well.
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  3837. I love Ron Goodwin's music at the end of this clip, resurgent and hopeful.
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  3838. Agreed. Bridgen was quoting the comments made by a Jewish Israeli doctor about the vaccine.
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  3839.  @SingleTrack66  Surely every mermaid would have scaly green skin. Wholly unrealistic depiction of real-life mermaids. I want the NEXT remake to cast Denzel Washington in the lead role, for the sake of gender diversity. Why can't mermaids have penises? Yeah that'll make the film more interesting to its main audience of pre-pubescent children.
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  3840. I demand reparations from the Italian government. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter. Gimme munny.
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  3841. Notice how the journalist refers to wholly unrelated tales of police errors and criminality. The journalist barely mentions Kaba's criminal history, his brandishing of fire arms or the violent lyrics of his music. Perhaps Kaba's criminal activities and his glorification of violence was more relevant than the unrelated tales of historic police failures by officers who were sacked for their deeds.
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  3842.  @gabrielboorom2683  I visited Disney World in Florida and used the toilets. A stall door burst open, and I saw Mickey giving a B-job to Pluto. I'm traumatised, I'll never go back and now I'm frightened of rainbows.
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  3843. EXCELLENT. Please repeat widely.
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  3844. A group of Royal Navy and Marines officers should come up with a plan to "capture" migrant boats on small warships, and transport them straight back to France. A bit like the initiative of David Stirling when he invented the SAS. Trouble is: Any officers who used their initiative would immediately be dubbed waycist and their careers would be ended.
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  3845. Trophies for participation? Same thing happened to Stewie Griffin.
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  3846. I wonder whether she'll accuse the protesters of being far-right. Or supporters of Tommy Robinson.
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  3847.  @youssefhafid504  A settlement existed at Westminster before the Romans arrived. It's the highest part of the tidal river. Barges can be be floated upstream without difficulty. It's also one of the easiest places to cross, being relatively shallow. The Romans built their trading centre in an already-established location.
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  3848. The Nazi super-spatula looked great but was badly designed, fell to pieces, cost billions of Reichsmarks and killed its test pilot. Apart from that it was great.
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  3849.  Ben P  Matters will become clearer as new information is released. Some of the information we're relying on might be proven untrue. But it's clear that the BBC is deliberately providing a false account of the events. The BBC lies to us. In other news: Water is wet.
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  3850.  @Dan-ud8hz  Matters will become clearer as more information is released. For me, the BIG story is that the BBC deliberately manipulates the story to conceal facts which don't fit its preferred narrative. If the reporting deliberately conceals uncomfortable facts and makes misdirecting links to other stories, the BBC needs to be called out.
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  3851.  @doriangray2020  Yeah well that's easy for YOU, Dorian.
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  3852. We need and deserve Styx Day. Yay! Styx Day! Celebrate freedom and original thought!
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  3853. Funny how Asian Americans (Japanese, Korean, Chinese) never do this.
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  3854.  @enigma7791  The reason for my comment is, a year ago, the US national womens team went up against an under-15 boys "soccer" team and got thrashed. There's stuff on YouTube about it.
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  3855.  @oldboygeorge7688  I suspect Hugh DOES know how it works, but asking a question is a good way to point it out.
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  3856. I left a comment here half an hour ago, which has been deleted. Not offensive, just funny.
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  3857.  @marquisdelafayette1929  You're adding 2+2 and getting 5.
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  3858.  @steveblog1  "Never mind the flaming fighters, it's the bloody bombers we're after!" was a line shouted by Douglas Bader. But Bader didn't say "flaming". Bader got into trouble because his call was broadcast over the Tannoy and his F-word was heard by the WAAFs in the plotting room.
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  3859. Criminals.
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  3860.  @bldmyamean8352  Almost like Scott Adams made a valid point.
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  3861. She's not going to prison. There are lots of female prison inmates with big muscles and crew cuts who are disappointed Greta won't become their cell-mate.
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  3862. How long did you queue at the hospital?
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  3863. Styx has nice hair.
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  3864.  @johnbell2677  O'Bama was Irish. His ancestors were black and tanned.
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  3865. I wish, but Labour is identical.
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  3866.  RedHeadNINTY9T9  I was a Tory activist for 29 years until I allowed my membership to lapse. I now take the view that the Conservatives are simply Labour by a different name. Damn them all.
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  3867. Circling the plug hole.
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  3868. Your description of clumps, taunting, breaking and so on is an excellent explanation of the Battle of Hastings. The English were on the point of victory. Then one part of the English line saw the Normans fleeing, broke and pursued them and got hacked to pieces. With a hole in the line, the English shield wall couldn't hold and the rest is history.
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  3869. Gallows humour.
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  3870. Joe can't remember who Hunter is any more.
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  3871. I received an email about this myself. I've already got love-handles.
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  3872. So is the British media.
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  3873. Our own governments are the biggest enemies of our peoples.
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  3874. I was walking my dog when I was attacked by a man with a knife. He was a w*nker rather that dangerous, so I smacked him in the mouth and took his knife away. I reported the matter at the police station and handed in the knife. The matter was recorded as an INCIDENT instead of a crime, which decreases the number of recorded crimes. Similarly, bike thefts are sometimes recorded as incidents.
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  3875. A Jag saloon is equivalent to the Kray twins. Very smooth. Immaculately tailored. Charming. Oozing visible wealth. Oppose it and it'll nail your head to the floor.
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  3876.  @sumtingwong9563  You have left a disgusting and hate-filled comment.
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  3877. As a Brit, I feel your pain. Same here.
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  3878. Unidentifiable phenomena = US & Chinese reconnaissance flights. We Brits did a lot as well.
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  3879. Japanese-Americans had a hell of a time after WW2, as did Vietnamese Americans. Yet they've prospered, and I'm never frightened of them on the subway. Equality of opportunity doesn't guarantee equality of outcome.
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  3880.  @Rehunauris  I assumed Russia would be like a gigantic steam roller. Instead the conscripts are barely-trained and don't want to be there, the equipment is old and has spent so long in mothballs that it keeps breaking down, and there is a shortage of resupply.
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  3881.  @Beuwen_The_Dragon  Do you recall the Monty Python Australian sketch? "Rule number one: No po0fter5". A sketch from back in the day, when a gay bloke like Graham Chapman could make jokes about his sexuality without being destroyed.
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  3882.  @ryanparker4996  NOT at this stage of the war. Area bombing came later.
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  3883. According to "The Producers", the Fuhrer could repaint an entire apartment in one day, two coats, and he was also an excellent dancer.
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  3884.  @Sandwich13455  Salad?
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  3885. Yee -haw!
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  3886.  @ImWithBigRed  We know it was a stupid stunt, because Top Gear does stupid stunts. We know Flintoff lost control of the vehicle, otherwise he wouldn't've been hurt. We know he crashed, because we're told he crashed. We know Flintoff blames other people, because he's proposing to sue the BBC. Flintoff himself decided to drive the vehicle. Nobody held a gun to his head. I've done stupid stuff as well: Parachuting, gliding, superbikes. But I've always known when to say, "Nah, that's too feckin' dangerous".
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  3887. It might've happened, until a friend of Boris arranged an £800,000 loan for him and was, quite coincidentally, made the new BBC Chairman shortly afterwards.
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  3888. I own a 1930s edition of "Mein Kampf", a 1930s autobiography of Benito Mussolini and a 1970s book by David Irving. I must be a proto-terrorist and deserve imprisonment. Alternatively, because Irving's book was about Bomber Command and I've got a dozen books about Churchill, perhaps I'm just well-read.
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  3889.  @harrying882  A miner's lamp and a canary? Diane says that's five things.
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  3890.  @Daniel-qz3pk  No. WW1 was definitely created by the Kaiser himself, but not the German state. The idea that the British or the French wanted or started the war is nonsense.
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  3891. I'm surprised YouTube hasn't cancelled your comment yet.
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  3892.  @Nickel1147  Lots of equivalent famines in the region since that time. Famines are always more likely to occur at a time of war.
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  3893. Started long before Blair took office.
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  3894. ADAM SMITH > karl marx.
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  3895. Sad how real-life L-people never resemble the ones on naughty interweb channels. All crew-cuts and beer-bellies.
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  3896.  @paulclothier2583  Haha - how true! Also, many of the slaves who were rescued from the slave ships begged the British sailors NOT to return them to Africa, where they'd immediately be hunted and enslaved again. They knew black people in British colonies were free, and wanted to be taken to British ports in Africa or the Caribbean.
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  3897.  @misterbig9025  BEST-EVER LINE FROM FUTURAMA, after Fry goes to a planet and says he's hungry: Leela: "This is a Class M planet, so there should be plenty of Roddenberries".
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  3898.  @tomorrowneverdies567  Enoch was quoting from a classic text, a prediction of trouble, "I see the River Tiber flowing with much blood". If I said "the floodgates of migration have been opened". It doesn't literally mean there are gates. But I recall the Westminster Bridge attack above the Thames, and Enoch wasn't far wrong.
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  3899. FDR. JFK. LBJ. FJB.
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  3900.  @Nobody-df4is  I click on "Replies" and yours disappears. I Liked it anyway.
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  3901. I was hoping he'd realise his mistake, put the van into reverse and finish the job.
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  3902. Say what you like about the bear-baiting and the shouting, this arena will sort out the weak from the strong. Imagine Joe (I pooped my pants) Biden at PMQs. We'd quickly see if he was competent or senile.
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  3903. Thanks, Simon, for the link to Lammy on Mastermind. Is there a link to Lammy's latest effort?
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  3904. Remind me: How many years did Alex Belfield get for saying hurty things about a BBC radio presenter?
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  3905.  @fallen8bitotaku  I wonder how many lives Chauvin saved by taking out a violent career criminal. Obviously we need to hold cops to account, we can't have them using excessive force, you or I could be their next victim. A misjudgement made by a cop when dealing with a HUGE violent man who's resisting arrest isn't the same as murder.
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  3906. Which is worse Indiana Jones 5 or Seven Dwarfs?
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  3907. I was among the first to arrive on this video. I left several comments. I returned after five minutes. Half of my comments are deleted. Wow.
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  3908. Good comment. I was gonna write the same thing.
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  3909. I left a sensible and inoffensive comment here, ten minutes ago. I've returned and it's been deleted. Wow.
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  3910.  @candy-le4nh  The UK government isn't British.
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  3911. I want The Lotus Eaters to entertain me into believing stuff. I wanna see them do an expressive dance which describes liberty and democracy. I'm imagining Carl in a frilly pink frock.
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  3912. Seems we Brits aren't racist at all.
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  3913. More chance of getting a TV advertising job if you're a meerkat.
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  3914.  @BlackBeltBarrister  I misread the title as "Harry Hill attends the coronation" and expected something different.
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  3915. Joe can't remember anything he said.
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  3916. It's hard for doctors to play a round of golf whilst doing zoom calls with patients.
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  3917. I'm white and I'd never go there any more.
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  3918. We send you our respect, Sir. Share our values, end of problem.
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  3919.  @Muckylittleme  I'm British. The German people are my allies and blood-brothers. It's our own governments which are the traitors.
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  3920.  @ParaBellum2024  The WHITE Star Line. WAYCIST !!!!
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  3921.  @jb894  They do.
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  3922. Both Catarrh and Gary Neville get up my nose.
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  3923. Justin is like Jesus: He was raised as a Jew and was unsure about who his real father was. Seriously, find the true story in his Wiki biography. Who is he really?
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  3924. The biggest slave trader of all time was the 14th century African warlord, Mansu Musa. He travelled to Mecca with a convoy of 12,000 slaves. Search YouTube for videos about him. This was hundreds of years before the first white Tudor man arrived in north America. But let's blame white Britons for slavery, yay.
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  3925.  @willieckaslike  You're claiming Dresden was bombed after Germany's "informal surrender". You are writing first-class A-grade premium-quality bow locks.
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  3926. THIS is the black POTUS the country needs.
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  3927. Not sad. I'd say "upstanding".
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  3928. Can't be diversity 'cos we're told it's wonderful.
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  3929. @bonechip01 I actually died for a minute on the operating table and went to Hell. Strangely it looked exactly like Rochdale.
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  3930. Does the monster identify as male, female or trans?
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  3931. We've fallen a long way since then. And I weep as I watch our collapse.
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  3932.  @andrewegan7011  Yep.
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  3933.  @archstanton4365  John Adams. I saw the TV series and now I've bought the DVD set. But my favourite hero from that era is Ben Franklin. I firmly recommend watching the Ken Burns documentary if you get the chance.
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  3934. @@RealMenStandWithRussia221 Oh grow up. Anybody you dislike is automatically way sist. Way sists live rent-free in your brain.
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  3935. Imagine if the Monty Python team formed today. The BBC would refuse them a contract unless at least two of the team were black, two were female and two were gay. That would make the Pythons funnier, right? One Python was indeed gay, but he didn't come out until later.
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  3936.  @JohnMcintosh-dm1gn  This is remarkable - A thankyou on YouTube! I am grateful! Also - I entirely agree with your point.
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  3937. Whites didn't start the slave trade. It existed for thousands of years before whites got on their first longships. It existed in China, south America, India, Africa, everywhere. But whites ended the slave trade. Say "thankyou" unless that's too hard.
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  3938. As a kid in the 60s, I was told by my parents that the Sikhs were upstanding people and excellent disciplined soldiers. Strange that lefties would regard me as R-ist for writing that.
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  3939. @Second Chance Thomas Sowell is a brilliant thinker. A far greater mind than that possessed by most W-people. If other B-persons learned from him, the word would be a better place.
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  3940. Your comment is too sensible to gather any support from the mainstream media.
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  3941. Michelangelo wuz blick. Says the BBC. Maybe.
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  3942.  @NeinBreaker  A mighty hunter.
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  3943. It has been released that the killer is a Muslim convert. The BBC's report deliberately lies by omission, describing him as a Dane and linking this attack to a previous far right event. Hence the misguided comments that the killer is a right wing Nazi (untrue) or a white dude (true but misleading). Typical BBC, manipulating the news story to misdirect and conceal.
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  3944. I'm wondering whether this dangerous criminal will get a statue.
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  3945. Nah. Covid did it.
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  3946. Strange how Chinese-Americans, Korean-Americans and Japanese Americans face ALL of the disadvantages faced by B - people but succeed anyway. Despite the absence of quota systems.
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  3947.  @T.Tuxedo  Dilbert's creator was damned for speaking the truth. "This can't be fixed, just move away". What happens next? Look at Haiti and South Africa. Plus every US city where people moved away.
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  3948. There are supposed to be 10 replies on your comment, Balls, but only six remain (plus perhaps mine). Four people expressed naughty thoughts.
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  3949. I love secondhand furniture with the wartime "utility mark". This furniture tended to be made from offcuts. The bigger bits dropped bombs on Berlin.
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  3950. I respect you for posting this. Mainstream broadcasters would describe you as a conspiracy theorist. And try to find away to make you shut up.
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  3951. Galileo went through all of this when he proved the Earth orbited the sun.
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  3952. Notice how Portillo is too gutless to say, "The importation of hundreds of thousands of Pakistanis, Somalis and west Africans has tipped the scale, and their natural choice of party is always Labour".
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  3953. Henry damaged the Catholic church, but created the C of E.
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  3954. FA should stick to football and Fork All else.
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  3955. I'm sick of Anglophobia.
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  3956.  @GMN360  So Keir can't visit homophobic churches but he can still visit homophobic mosques. Mustn't offend the Labour members who organise his postal voting.
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  3957. Yeah but he can't remember what he said and blames Trump.
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  3958.  @inkwyvern5171  Plaid Cymru wants speeders to be chased down the road by big growling balloons, but the technology isn't ready yet. Except in Portmeirion.
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  3959.  @tonybaloney8401  I never thought it could happen in the US. I never imagined the UK could destroy itself either.
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  3960.  @stompthedragon4010  The Spanish flu killed the youngest and seemingly strongest. With covid, the average age at death is 82.
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  3961. If I kiss Sophie and lie on my back, will she tickle my belly as well?
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  3962. The deadpan reaction of the panel is wonderful.
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  3963. Biden blames Trump. Probably.
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  3964. Nah, the LAST casualty will be the guy who finds your knife 50 years from now, cuts himself whilst picking it up and dies of bacterial poisoning.
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  3965. REMINDER: The Nazis were socialists. But they murdered fewer people than the Soviet Communists or the Chinese.
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  3966. Joe Biden reminds me of a sequence from MP's "The Golden Age of Ballooning". King Louis suddenly goes silent. An aide has to wobble his head around, so that his pea-sized brain slots back into place.
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  3967. I replied to you earlier, jazz, but it's been deleted. I wrote something like, "False grounds will be found to prohibit Trump from standing as a candidate in several states", something like that. It must be true, or my reply wouldn't have been deleted.
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  3968.  @syjiang  With a different name, he'd have needed a shark-filled swimming pool. Budget restraints might compel the use of angry sea bass with laser beams.
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  3969. You're from an illustrious line. Make sure your kids and grand kids learn all about him.
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  3970.  @jerribee1  FUN FACT: Ohain, the inventor of the German jet engine, read Whittle's patents and copied them. Whilst Whittle was begging for funding, Ohain received generous state funding before the war. Then the funding was reduced because Hitler believed the war would be over and won before the jet engine would enter service. The Whittle design was superior to the German imitation.
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  3971. I left a comment expressing this same sentiment, a couple of hours ago. I've returned and it's gone.
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  3972. I wish funding the BBC was optional.
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  3973. The Defiant was intended to oppose bombers which lacked a fighter escort. Introduced at a time when it was assumed France couldn't fall to the Germans, and the British coast was out of range of fighters flying from Germany. The Defiant was misused by being put into 11 Group in 1940, instead of a more-distant group where German fighters couldn't go. This might be a misjudgement by 11 Group's commander, Keith Park, who'd been an ace on Bristol Fighters in WW1. The Defiant was an updated equivalent of the Bristol Fighter.
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  3974. The PM is a Liberal Democrat in charge of the Conservative Party. She selected her cabinet on the basis of wokism. What would you expect?
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  3975.  @YBM2007  Agreed. Plus Goebbels had a club foot. By their own logic, he should've gone straight to "special treatment", or at least have been prevented from breeding.
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  3976. I assume Mahyar phrased it like this to assist Yanks and others who might be confused.
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  3977.  @davegeisler7802  Two Spitfire squadrons had 20mm cannon in the BoB. Read the account in Johnnie Johnson's autobiography. The 20mm guns were very unreliable. Cannon-equipped Spitfires would intercept the Luftwaffe, but the 20mm guns would immediately fail. The Typhoon and the Hurricane Mk. II were designed to accept the 20mm cannon. 12 X .303s were fitted until the flaws in the 20mm cannon could be fixed.
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  3978. Who's Andrew Lawrence? Is this some bloke imitating Keef Fluffabout?
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  3979. Maybe the motorist misgendered somebody.
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  3980.  @johnneal7832  I'm sorry for the long-winded reply. Most of the viewers on this channel are from the US, with plenty of Canucks, Aussies and others. They require an explanation of our quaint ways.
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  3981. "Eez fire Mister Fawlty eez fire..."
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  3982. Agreed from the UK.
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  3983. Lee Anderson is one of the few men who can wear a pink shirt whilst still looking macho and based.
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  3984. I'm British. Exactly the same here.
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  3985.  GreggFellows  The TSR2 was still in the prototype stage when it was cancelled.
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  3986.  @daryllect6659  Welcome to Wakanda. Probably.
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  3987. Biden gets confused between the Ukraine and the UK. "Come on man, those British want to invade Russia?"
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  3988.  @davidpeters6536  The cops would look the other way if he was called Mohammed.
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  3989. The BBC claims half the Queen's ancestors were black.
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  3990.  Chinese Allah  Nah, England would lose on penalties.
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  3991.  @dh2032  Right now, YT claims seven replies but there are only four (plus mine).
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  3992.  @corruptinternationalzionis4154  I doubt whether Tommy ever promoted the Tories.
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  3993.  @thomasrobert4654  Dem Vikings were black. Right?
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  3994. Doctor Woke and the Turdis.
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  3995. Jeremy Clarkson, May and Hammond made the best ever advert for Peugeot.
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  3996.  @NorfolkCatKickers  Well yeah, Rishi is indeed left wing. The Tories, Labour, the Lib Dems, the SNP and Plaid Cymru are all left wing these days.
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  3997.  @KemetledAfrica  Different regiments for different parts of the Empire. You'd no more put an Afro-Caribbean in a Welsh regiment than in an Indian regiment. There were separate regiments for the London Scottish and others. The Army was divided by class rather than by race.
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  3998. The House of Windsor versus the Ginger Whinger.
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  3999. Same shortage of skilled workers here in the UK, but we're dealing with it. We're importing 100,000 illiterate sub-Saharan Africans and Pakistanis every year. Opposing this is described as waycism.
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  4000. 1984 + Fahrenheit 451 = 2023.
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  4001. WINKLE BROWN: "I preferred the Spitfire, but you couldn't go to Berlin and back in a Spitfire".
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  4002. I want Diane as the next Labour leader. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
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  4003.  @jalalabdullah5043  Please explain the advantages which you perceive if Japan replaced 20% of the Japanese population with Africans and Pakistanis. I'm curious. Please convince me. You have the opportunity to do so.
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  4004. As a plump middle-aged male, I demand the right to compete whilst riding a Honda Fireblade. That'd be fair, right?
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  4005. Visit the Lansdowne area. Mostly black and south Asian. What happens next?
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  4006. Claiming we're in 1984 might be regarded as a hate crime. Expect to be arrested any day soon.
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  4007.  @flynick  Good names! Please spread those names widely! Like the pox itself.
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  4008.  @CastrolHondaSP2  Everybody avoids mentioning the elephant in the room.
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  4009.  @SilverFoxHotTakes  Loads of Toadies. No conservatives.
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  4010. It's a bad idea for a French president to offend retired generals. The last time that happened, they hired an Englishman codenamed "The Jackal".
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  4011. Zulu is a great movie, partly because it's fair and respectful towards the Zulus. In that respect it's like the movie "Battle of Britain", made shortly afterwards. Both movies starred Michael Caine, this time as a Spitfire pilot. There's a bit where he says, "Oi you Jerries, stop chuckin' those blinkin' spears". Maybe.
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  4012. Lots of replies and comments disappearing here.
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  4013. Good analogy.
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  4014. It should be compulsory to mock religions.
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  4015. Nah, it's more like a suicidal death-spiral.
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  4016. Biden can't remember this tragedy any more. But he still remembers the ice cream.
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  4017. @Veggie Madness I trust the vaccines like I trust Dr. Harold Shipman. It's funny how Savid Javid received TWO jabs, but he still got the covid and is self-isolating. So what's the f*ckin point?
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  4018.  @4thzone697  I wonder how many lives were saved when the violent career-criminal got shot.
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  4019. I love your comment.
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  4020. Excellent point. The coppers will kick down your door and arrest you in three, two, one...
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  4021. "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability" - Jack Nicholson's line describing women, from "As Good as it Gets". Woman claims it's untrue, gets upset and acts without reason or accountability.
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  4022. I wish Harry had married somebody sensible. Like Eddie Izzard.
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  4023. How are these events staged? Are they a "flashmob" thing arranged via an app?
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  4024. Khan wants this to happen in London.
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  4025.  @benjleath9406  Imagine an episode of Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. Ramsey finds a restaurant kitchen which is full of rats. Owner says, "I don't understand it, I leave my doors open and free food on the floor. Why don't they stop coming?"
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  4026. Somebody should rewrite the New Testament. The original had Jesus being whipped, nailed to a cross, begging for water but getting vinegar and then being speared in his side. Let's rewrite it so that Jesus, Judas and Pilate all sit around, discuss their differences and reach a common agreement. That'd be better, right? Yeah all good.
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  4027. Miss Piggy endured the same humiliation when she visited Kermit's family. The frogs all wondered whether the tadpoles might be pink.
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  4028. Harry's childhood was tougher than that of the Four Yorkshiremen. He was so poor as a kid, he had to go to school in the Range Rover instead of a Bentley. He came from a broken home, and never knew who his real father was. His mum was out night after night, slagging herself with a rugby player, her riding instructor and a rich Muslim. Like lots of kids from broken homes, he joined the Army after leaving school. He suffered so much hardship in the Army, he hardly had enough servants to wash his kit and clean his boots. Broken hearted and suffering PTSD, Harry left the Army and married the first ex-porno actress he clapped eyes on. And when he says this to his wife, she just slaps his face and blames him for slavery and colonialism.
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  4029. Things could've been worse. Harry might've married Amber Heard.
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  4030. just a one-off episode would be great.
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  4031. It's almost like you dislike a broadcaster, which enables people to select their new date by looking at their private parts.
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  4032.  @richardgallagher4880  The uninhabited Falklands were discovered by the British. Several nationalities briefly had settlements. Spain took the islands in war. The treaty at the end of that war failed to define which country owned them. Argentina declared independence from Spain, whereupon Britain quickly retook the islands. The islands first became British a hundred years before the US declared independence, and became British again before Texas became a US state.
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  4033. I'm African. My ancestors migrated to the UK whilst the North Sea was still solid land. Been here ever since.
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  4034. Excellent analogy. When I see how the Met behave in London, I'm reminded of how the Parisian police co-operated with their invaders.
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  4035. Lots of other countries have health services. NONE are based on the NHS model. The NHS costs more than the equivalent services in other European countries. Yet it treats fewer people to a lower standard and costs far more.
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  4036.  @clownshoes6137  FUN FACT: Robert Redford's character in "Out of Africa" was a real-life Brit. Redford couldn't do a convincing accent, so he played the guy as an American.
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  4037.  @ALifeWellSteved  "My hovercraft is full of eels". (I apologise if that's an obscure reference.)
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  4038. He's about as Irish as the O'Bama family.
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  4039.  @Tsar-Tyco-Nova-Von-Taco-Cat  Loads of replies disappearing.
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  4040. I'm marginally younger and, as a kid, I remember London's West End and Carnaby Street in the seventies. Look at it now.
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  4041. You won't see a lot of UFOs in the UK. There's a movie studio near London called Harlington Straker, which is really an undercover defence HQ for an organisation called SHADO. Run by an American bloke with a weird car. I used to date one of the cute girls who worked there. She wore a glittery one-piece suit and a weird wig made of steel.
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  4042. I've just done a Wiki search. Welby himself isn't of Jewish stock. He was brought up by his German-Jewish alcoholic leftie father and his upper-crust alcoholic whoring mother, but paternity-testing showed his biological father was a different bloke altogether. I'm a bit doubtful about the paternity of Jesus as well.
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  4043. I live not far from where thousands of Canuck heroes were billeted under canvas before D-Day. Every time I drive nearby, I remind my passengers of the fact.
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  4044. Paul - any chance of you covering the events in Telford?
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  4045. Please retype your comment,  Mr Vladimir  . All I can read is, "Baa baa I will comply baa other people do my thinking for me baa I will own nothing and be happy baa".
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  4046. Me too. Do you recall the Battle of Britain bubblegum cards? I amassed the full set.
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  4047. I'm surprised the Democrats could find enough kangaroos.
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  4048. I was offended by "Satanic Verses". Much of the book comprised a leftist diatribe against Thatcherism. I was a Thatcherite at the time And I love her still.
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  4049.  @pollywollydo  The Royals would gladly accept the UK becoming a caliphate. Providing their family provides the caliphs.
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  4050. I recall a neighbour whose sons went to my school. She worked for the council and said she did nothing all day. Her ambition was to get jobs for all her kids at the council.
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  4051. I keep leaving comments which immediately disappear.
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  4052. Joan of Arc was black. Right?
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  4053.  @Christina-g4s  Jabba was a better guy than George Floyd. Jabba created jobs and wasn't speciesist.
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  4054. Good comment. Please repeat widely.
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  4055.  @southerneruk  I'd be delighted if you could research this on the internet and tell me about it. The novel didn't mention what the target was producing. The aircrew weren't allowed to know. The movie invented a story about rocket fuel. Similarly, the squadron commander was changed from a South African to an American, and Gilligan was changed from an Canuck to an Aussie. The older pilot named Adams didn't die in the book. He bought the pub near the airfield and ran it after the war.
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  4056. I pity the person who edited this.
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  4057. @Alex Mit We saw it happening. But the sheep refuse to accept the evidence of their eyes.
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  4058. "I hear you're a way sist now, Father Linehan".
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  4059.  @alanmarr3323  There's NOTHING wrong with Indians. There's something seriously wrong when Indians misuse the British educational system to obtain a new life in the UK. It's also perverse that the brightest and best Indian minds come to the UK, instead of remaining in India to assist their own country's development.
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  4060. As a Cornishman, I agree.
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  4061.  @sandgrownun66  I disapprove of committing arson in a public place. It's safer to dunk the book in a bucket of urine and faeces. Same effect.
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  4062. Your comment deserves a bigger audience.
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  4063.  @miss-nomer  I left a comment here five minutes ago. It's disappeared. I suspect somebody reported it as hate speech, although it wasn't. Some of my other comments remain visible.
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  4064.  @miss-nomer  Thankyou for your comment about algorithms. Your comment arrived in my Inbox it has now disappeared. It's gone away. Which tells us something.
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  4065. A black Doctor ruins the show. BBC: "Hold our beer".
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  4066.  @anvilbrunner.2013  Biden was mystified when he got here. He said, "Where's Corn Pop? And where's the wall?"
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  4067. Oh bullshit.
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  4068. Danke, freund. Ich bin sein Tommy kamerad.
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  4069.  @Educationbeatspropaganda101  Hamas knew exactly what would happen. Blame them.
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  4070. The nearest these volunteers have been to military training is watching a DVD of a Marvel movie.
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  4071.  @chejlr  None at all. The UK & US will stand or fall together. But it's sad to see a movie which deliberately depicts historic events in a manner which historically incorrect.
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  4072.  @markgarrett3647  Nuthin wrong with tea breaks.
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  4073. Every time I leave a comment on YouTube which mentions the first two words of this video, my comment is rendered invisible by the algorithms. EVERY time. Same with the name of the journalist who first revealed the story behind it.
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  4074. Welcome, Sir! I spent 29 years as a Tory activist. Now I say - F*CK THEM ALL.
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  4075.  @panderson9561  That's what vegetarianism does for you.
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  4076.  @Dr.Snooze-gt5yg  I want to buy the special edition DVD of "Downfall", with the deleted scenes where AH boards a U-boat to South America and becomes a llama farmer in Peru. * * (Joke. No such deleted scenes.)
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  4077. Not enough lamp posts or rope for all the people I'd put on my list.
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  4078. Nicola Sturgeon turned me into a newt. * * * I got better.
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  4079.  @lordandrewbruceofthemcinne5046  Hello Cobber mate! A whinging Pom here. Best advice for home defence: Follow the advice of Scott Adams.
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  4080.  @JohnJohnson-vd2hp  I bought a Barbie doll for a little girl. It was a Claus Barbie doll, modelled on the Vichy French Butcher of Lyons. It tied her to a chair, broke all her fingers and put her on a cattle train to Poland.
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  4081. I'm British, and I'm prouder of America than are leftist Americans. To any Americans reading this: God Bless America. Anybody who disagrees is a shite. The US and the UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're going down faster than a paedo on a school child.
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  4082. It's heroic that people like Andrew will stand up and speak the truth on our behalf.
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  4083. Every time I put all of that in a single comment, YouTube's algorithms automatically delete it.
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  4084. I don't know if any of my comments will remain. Stating independently-verifiable facts can be regarded as hate speech. Go figure.
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  4085. Miss Piggy was offended when she visited Kermit's family. They all wondered how pink her tadpoles would be.
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  4086. Haha!
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  4087. As a Pastafarian, I stand with Catholics, Protestants and Jews.
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  4088. If the cops stand aside, it can happen sooner than they expect.
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  4089. Mary Seacole and Bob Marley both had white British fathers, who were officers in the service of the Crown. Seems British society was much more tolerant of race-mixing than the grifters tell us.
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  4090.  @samcam8284  Doesn't matter. The purpose is to over-report every possible h eight offence until the silly law is unworkable and revoked.
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  4091. I left a harmless comment here 20 minutes ago, which has been deleted. Simon wouldn't have done it. Sad to know there are so many self-obsessed people who'll report everything they disagree with.
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  4092.  @donaldcrawford3596  I'm not concerned about banks seeing what I'm buying. I'm concerned about government authorities seeing every transaction, and preventing me from spending money on stuff they disapprove of: Political causes, sugar-rich foods or strawberry-flavoured condoms. The last example is intended as a joke - do they even exist? - but I don't want civil servants to have access to my spending-history.
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  4093.  @BlookbugIV  We all change as we mature. As a kid, I used to believe we lived in a great democracy where our best and brightest citizens would govern us wisely for the benefit, prosperity and safety of our country and people. Damn, I was so feckin wrong about that.
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  4094. I got banned too. Back under a different name. It's a mark of merit.
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  4095. Being a Brit makes you no less Scottish. Same with me being Cornish. Scotland has far greater independence within the UK than it could ever have as an insignificant smear on the far edge of a European superstate.
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  4096.  @stevogeezer  Why not? Diane can count to six on the fingers of one hand.
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  4097. That's the best variation of Lebron's message I've seen to date. "They are hunting us every day" = "It's somebody else's fault".
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  4098. Hahahahahahahahahaha! True.
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  4099. Couldn't make the movie "airplane!" today. Jokes about blacks, Jews, Asians, abortion, paedophiles, amputees, veterans with PTSD (200 other categories omitted) and people called Shirley. And what's funny about a crashing airliner anyway? BAN FUNNY FOREVER! The BBC is certainly trying to do that 'cos none of their comedy is funny. -- EDIT - can anyone see this, or has YT made me invisible again?
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  4100. There's a deleted scene in which the kid stabs the alien and steals its phone.
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  4101. Is it OK to call her "her"?
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  4102. The Guardian is more than one-third owned by the Saudis. Google it yourself. Why would a foreign state want to fund a newspaper which loses money in perpetuity? Hmmm...
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  4103. Has anybody blamed Trump yet? Or systemic waycism? Al Sharpton is trying to find an angle.
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  4104. Good channel.
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  4105.  @MrWeAllAreOne  He's only First because he benefitted from systemic racism and white privilege. The BBC told me so and The Guardian agrees.
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  4106. Carrie claims the language used by the Tory government was like 1930s Germany. Carrie's overample ears heard Suella screaming, "Raus! Schnell! Ein volk ein reich ein fuhrer! Arbeit mact frei!" Got to wonder about Carrie's judgement.
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  4107. Excellent comment. Please repeat widely. I'm gonna borrow and use it myself.
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  4108. Not just US media. Worldwide media. I send my respect from the future Islamic Caliphate of Britainistan.
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  4109.  @geofffd1  Karma. What was it Bomber Harris said? "They sowed the wind, now they'll reap the whirlwind".
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  4110. Keep your Second Amendment. And your powder dry.
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  4111. BENDER: "Destroy all humans!"
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  4112.  @ThunderAppeal  It's important that the "free" press in the US has closed ranks to provide a false narrative about his actions, whilst protecting the criminals in high office whom he exposed. If that's not a revelation about freedom in the US, I don't know what is.
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  4113. I visit for the videos, respect the wise comments and smile widely at the names we adopt.
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  4114. Most persons in the RAF aren't aircrew. I wonder - did they take one look at you and say, "They can teach MONKEYS to fly better than that!"?
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  4115.  @dailyreviewer6890  Stunning and brave.
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  4116. The Establishment will find a way to bend it, kill it or twist it.
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  4117. Heads on spikes. I'd laugh so hard I'd break a rib.
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  4118.  @twentyrothmans7308  We'll need a licence to pick our noses.
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  4119.  jock scott  There's a deleted scene in which the kid stabs the alien and steals its phone.
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  4120. I want Andrew to stand for Parliament. Either as a joke under a name like Keef Fluffabout. Or in his real name.
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  4121.  @jessebianchi2631  Couldn't be made today. Too many white people. No gays represented.
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  4122. Please rewrite your comment in English.
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  4123. I wonder how many of our comments will be rendered invisible by the algorithms.
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  4124.  @stephfoxwell4620  Correct. Unescorted raids by RAF Wellingtons, Blenheims and Hampdens suffered horrific casualties because they raided in DAYLIGHT, to bomb only the warships and oil storage facilities. Wellingtons had to be withdrawn from service for a few weeks, for the fitting of extra armour and self-sealing fuel tanks. Knocking out the enemy's naval strength has always been a British priority, back to the time of King Louis of France. Many of us here have GREAT respect for Simon, but some of his subscribers are history-nerds on specific subjects. On this one issue, Simon is speaking beyond his knowledge and he's very much mistaken.
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  4125.  @andrewdudson7750  It's the elephant in the room. Everybody knows it. Nobody's allowed to say, "There's an elephant in the room".
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  4126.  @freddiemac1438  Yep.
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  4127. And food poisoning.
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  4128.  @firesb7791  If I mentioned the vehicular attack at a holiday parade in a city beginning with "W", YouTube would undoubtedly delete my comment.
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  4129.  @johnpower4705  I deal with lots of university students, arriving with their spouse and two kids, getting jobs in big cities after their courses, never returning to their home countries and inviting their extended families to join them. We were never asked.
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  4130. I replied to you an hour ago but it's been deleted.
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  4131. People will accuse him of being a skin head way sist.
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  4132. If I go to a pub and a friend buys me a Bud Lite, they'll get a smack in the mouth.
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  4133. My advice to any man seeking marriage: You've hired a womb to gestate your offspring. If you get lifelong love and companionship as well, that's better than wonderful. If not, it's still "mission accomplished".
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  4134.  @clutteredgypsie  She'll blame Trump. And climate change.
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  4135. Agreed. The Uniparty's enemy is my friend.
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  4136.  @emilysweet9082  Agreed. Becoming a goth doesn't make somebody have surgery to cut their willy or their boobies off.
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  4137. Second Amendment gives you the right to arm bears. Or something.
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  4138. His son just sniffs it up his nose.
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  4139. The best thing about being a conspiracy theorist is that I refused the Jab and I'm not dead yet.
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  4140.  @simonschneider5913  Every comment or reply which I leave about this is automatically deleted. The comment remains if I'm vague (as I am here) but my reply will disappear if I use proper nouns.
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  4141.  jhon.francis  verry tru
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  4142. World of Wonders: I wonder where my liberty went. I wonder where US democracy went. I wonder why China is choosing this moment to become aggressive towards Taiwan. I wonder if Biden can put on his own trousers without two nurses helping him.
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  4143.  @englishweather9763  Click on Simon's link. It appears the person was a Pakistani bloke and was wearing a pro-Islamic T-shirt. Perhaps the cops would've done a better job by leaving him on the street, and gathering data every person he contacts.
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  4144. Je suis Anglais. Je voudrais Zemmour for le UK. Et aussi le USA, Canada, Australia et la monde.
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  4145.  @ukchris64  Archbishop of Canterbury's bed. In return for 5ectu4l favours. (Special spelling so the Al Gore rhythms won't cancel me.)
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  4146. Mahyar is a great British patriot. Being British isn't only about where your grandparents were born. It's also about our values.
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  4147. I've been leaving comments and replies for YEARS about this. Every time I use the MO-word, the Ep-word or the name of his assistant, my comment gets deleted. JE and GM ran a hu knee twap operation for MO from Day One. Film VIPs skrooing with juveniles and twist the screw. (Lots of cre4t1ve 5pelling here.)
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  4148.  @stevec6427  Maybe 'cos it's Christmas. We all love pantomime dames.
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  4149. This is what we need from the smaller political parties: Cooperate with each other, don't find trivial differences and stand against each other.
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  4150.  @VonGoldfinger  Agreed 100%. Hard to know whether some Wehrmacht officers hated Hitler because he was murdering, or because he was losing.
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  4151. Don't let 'em invite you inside, Mahyar. Bad things happen to journalists inside middle eastern embassies.
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  4152.  @donjones4719  I've never read that Dowding was blamed for withdrawing the RAF from France. Churchill flew to France a few days earlier, and promised the French that more RAF reserves would be sent. It was a very big deal for Churchill to break his word. This letter allowed Churchill to do so. Dowding's good judgement and this letter changed the course of history.
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  4153.  @johnholmes8178  Some cities were deliberately bypassed, as with the Channel Islands (Guernsey, Jersey etc.).
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  4154. My favourite Biggles story was "The Decoy", about the Rumpler with the green tail. I recall the incendiary rounds were named "Buckingham".
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  4155.  @jasonuren3479  Correct. I think the best ever Eurovision entry was two priests singing about their lovely horse.
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  4156. BORIS: "Is somebody eating a tuna sandwich?"
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  4157. I'm British and Aussie Sky News is more reliable than ANYTHING in the UK mass media. Good on you, Cobbers.
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  4158. I drive my Alfa Romeo with even greater pride today.
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  4159.  @hollytalbot6695  When Keir Starmer went to his own party, nobody knew who he was.
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  4160. Somebody should create a reproduction Me 163, with a jet engine replacing the rocket motor. Inexpensive to build and to own. Well-known flight characteristics. Desirable for both the home-build and warbird communities.
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  4161.  @MeTheRob  1984 + Fahrenheit 451 = 2023.
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  4162. Excellent comment.
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  4163. Read his Wiki biography. Raised as a Jew but discovered his "father" wasn't his real father. Same thing happened to Jesus.
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  4164. I hope Jezza runs against Khan.
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  4165. Make your comments funny and short. Like Sebastian Fatsalary's penis. (See what I did there?)
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  4166. I refuse to drink a beer which implies I might be gay.
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  4167. Charles Walker speaks for all of us. This is what he says on camera, knowing it'll anger his colleagues and keep him out of any future cabinet. Imagine what he says in private.
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  4168. Just stop Hoyle.
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  4169. Will the last white heterosexual please switch off the lights as he leaves the BBC.
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  4170. I won't watch it.
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  4171. Actually, on this ONE occasion, Simon is talking absolute bull poo poo.
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  4172. Good comment. End of discussion. No need for me to watch 24 minutes of this video. You've nailed it in two sentences.
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  4173. Not just blaming Brexit. They'll blame the white people.
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  4174.  @BertsmomUK  Agreed. Snowflake detected!
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  4175. Here's some good advice: Don't go to the biggest British, French or US cities either.
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  4176. Sounds like a line from the Four Yorkshiremen Sketch. HARRY: "Eeh, when I was young we was so poor in our palace, we only 'ad two sausages between us and I only got 'alf. And I 'ad t'go t'school in a Range Rover 'cos me Dad took away the Bentley. I cried and cried all night 'cos my nannies didn't tuck me in properly".
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  4177.  @charlesadl7811  No. After the Germans broke through to the coast between the BEF and the French Army, the British were encircled and resupply became impossible. The only choices were - a.) Surrender, or - b.) Evacuate. Equal prominence was given to evacuating French, British and Belgian servicemen. The British were fighting under French direction. It was a bad idea to have French generals in their eighties commanding their army.
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  4178. ADAM SMITH > karl marx.
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  4179. Imagine if George Bailey made his Bedford Falls Savings and Loan go woke. Old man Potter would've taken over the town. "Help me Clarence, let me live again". Every time a bell rings, a woke goes broke.
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  4180.  @HaggisMuncher-y2u  Many people who visit these videos have detailed knowledge of specific historic events. I recall a troll on a video from the movie, "Battle of Britain". He reckoned the "Heinkel turkey shoot" over the North Sea was fake mumbo-jumbo jingoism. Many of us nerds replied that it was an accurate portrayal of one of the raids on 15th August 1940. He later deleted his comment. I wouldn't recognise a Mauser from a mouse trap. Some of the replies have indicated that there are alternative explanations for the photo. All nice to read.
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  4181. Al Sharpton claims it was a white racist truck which caused this.
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  4182.  @DireW0lf0  Yes but he can't earn like Cameron or Blair. And Nigel could get the push at any moment. I'd eat bugs for £six-figures as well.
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  4183.  @tagus100  The RAF should prioritise blind people as aircrew 'cos they're not disabled, they're differently-abled.
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  4184. PREDICTION: This brave man committed suicide. No explanation. No suicide note. The CCTV was switched off. He gets replaced by a WEF-compliant person.
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  4185. Sadly true. RAF 303 Squadron. Monte Cassino. Enigma. I would be proud to make my last stand alongside a Brit of Polish descent.
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  4186. Gary is the greatest Afro-Caribbean woman ever to play for England.
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  4187.  @StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz  I would prioritise our politicians. Provide seating and sell tickets.
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  4188. Boris fights Charles. I wanna see that. A bit like Peter Griffin versus Ernie the Giant Chicken. Roadhouse!
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  4189. Same here. I'm also frightened of Mickey Mouse now that he's gay.
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  4190.  @Muck006  Armies make their own luck. When Napoleon was appointing commanders he'd never met, he'd ask, "Is he lucky?" A lucky commander finds ways to turn adversity into advantage. A bit like the famous US Marine commander Chesty Puller who told his troops, "The Japanese surround us on all sides. We've got Japs to the north, Japs to the south, Japs to the east, Japs to the west. Which means they can't get away from us this time".
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  4191. "If Elton John's mother had a back-alley abortion..." Haha!
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  4192.  @roastingminer6919  It's been on multiple news bulletins. But maybe that's fake. We're being told to believe what we're supposed to believe.
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  4193.  @johnbowkett80  GF is one of those people who love to grumble.
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  4194.  GreggFellows  Nonsense.
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  4195. I'm nostalgic for the era when leaders of national socialist parties would resign from office in an underground bunker with a pistol to their head. Nicola Sturgeon take note.
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  4196. But does this judgement stop the frogs from turning gay?
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  4197. Short sharp shock.
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  4198.  @heyabusa1  As a fellow Brit, I agree. Brandon clearly isn't running his administration. I want to know who's actually running the USA in Brandon's absence.
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  4199. Hahaha!
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  4200. Agreed. I'm satisfied to call our first British queen "Boudica" instead of "Bodecia". I am less satisfied with believing she was black.
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  4201.  @jane---489  Harry is becoming Hans Moleman from The Simpsons.
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  4202. I don't "side" with Israel - There's a lot which Israel is doing which is off the scale (don't get me going) - But I am wholly and completely on the side of this JEWISH MAN. If I was there, I'd borrow a small hat and stand at his side.
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  4203.  @jimbo2834  As a Brit, the UK and US must stand or fall together. Different swamps, identical swamp-monsters.
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  4204. The ghost of Dr. David Kelly is watching.
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  4205. I refuse to fight to defend Ukraine's borders or the new housing developments in Israel's occupied territories. Our border commences in the English Channel. Defend that first.
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  4206. Seems Kim Jong Un is a Texan at heart. The right to bear arms. Yeehaa!
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  4207. There are web-based companies which will sell you a doctorate in Jedi Studies. You pay some money and get a very nice certificate to frame and hang on your wall.
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  4208.  @GeorgeFloydsSobriety  Sadly true.
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  4209.  @jimjones-bk2is  Both the Indian and Pakistani armed forces / police have carried out equivalent shootings against their own population on several occasions since Amritsar. Sadly, this kind of violence in developing countries is commonplace. Nothing unique about this dreadful tragedy. But hey - let's blame the British anyway.
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  4210.  @craigbrown9574  Hammond's Jaguar is more than half a century old. Some older things are worth keeping. Some new things are not.
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  4211.  @revermen3580  "Hollol". You sirry irriot.
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  4212. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.
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  4213.  @BasedScotsman1984  Boy George was imprisoned for a violent sex attack. The BBC continues to invite Boy George as an honoured guest. Glitter was unlucky. Unlike Boy George, he didn't share the same nonce friends.
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  4214. Unlike other colonial powers, the British always allied themselves with the locals. The French imposed their rule over the locals. The British allied themselves to existing interests.
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  4215.  @INVICTUS95  Flaming hell you're right! Thanks for that! I'll give it an edit.
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  4216. Greatest words ever spoken by Julius Caesar: "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!"
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  4217. I've seen a photo in a book which has the Kaiser at such an event. A young Winston Churchill stands nearby.
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  4218. ALMOST FIRST!
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  4219. Aspiring rappers.
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  4220. Sadly, the first past the post electoral system guarantees a Tory or Labour victory. Getting a non-Tory/Labour MP elected in England is nearly impossible. The system guarantees a cosy duopoly between the two parties.
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  4221.  @anonnemo2504  Funny how the BBC refuses to call Hamas a T3rr0r15t organisation, reports on anti-semitism but refuses to state who's doing it and the Corporation's chairman is an M-person.
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  4222.  @sandragray3951  Exposing ones genitals in a public place is a criminal offence. Except when you're a national broadcaster.
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  4223. AY UP LOTUS EATERS! (This comment is a respectful imitation of the comment which 2tone leaves on every video.)
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  4224. ...the worst PM SO FAR...
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  4225. If the Emperor had named his ultimate weapon the Fluffy Bunny Love Star, the Rebel Alliance would've been none the wiser.
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  4226.  @HO-bndk  BBC is struggling, trying to find ways to blame it on the afr irght.
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  4227. mebbe furst
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  4228. Damn - I wish nobody'd found him.
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  4229. Richard Greene in black and white.
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  4230. Every part of the movie is closely based on real events. Ian McShane's sergeant pilot is based upon the true story of a pilot whose wife and daughter died in the blitz. Afterwards, the real hero dedicated himself to vengeance, becoming a skilled night fighter in Hurricanes. He undertook a very personal war. On one occasion, a German crewman baled out of a stricken bomber and smashed his blood and brains across the Hurricane's wing leading edge. A fitter volunteered to wash it off. The pilot said no, he wanted the enemy's brains and blood left as is. Eventually, this brave warrior failed to return from an operation and was lost. All of this is a true story, except it isn't. The pilot's daughter died in a regular house fire, not a bombing raid. His wife and son survived into old age. Even so, the movie's depiction is related to real events.
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  4231.  @jamescollins3647  I assume Stephen is joking. I often praise the mathematical genius of Diane Abbott.
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  4232. The US & UK will stand or fall together. We will share the same fate.
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  4233. Your comment nails it. Damned simple truth.
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  4234. The enemy is running our country. Sorry, spelling mistake. *Ruining.
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  4235.  @Tom-pk4gl  Set up seating and sell tickets.
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  4236.  @bigshoes806  I want Andrew to stand for Parliament at the next general election. He should stand under the name of Keef Kuntabout. I'd vote for him.
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  4237. We need more Sudanese and Nigerians in air traffic control. What happens next?
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  4238. Soon Rishi will have amassed a second fortune as big as Blair's.
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  4239. Wellington played the game of "what if?" and spied out the lay of the land, weeks in advance. Napoleon assumed his rapid advance would catch Wellington's armies by surprise. In reality, Napoleon was marching into a trap which Wellington had set for him. As George Bernard Shaw put it, a Corsican general versus an Irish general.
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  4240. @@TheEightHeadedSnake It's just a conspiracy theory that our comments and replies keep disappearing.
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  4241.  @TheMoniquebean  I was gonna leave the same comment.
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  4242. MICHAEL CORLEONE TO FREDO: "You're my brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides against the family again". What happened to Fredo?
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  4243.  @pauldavies5655  Can't we just ram them?
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  4244.  @I_Don_t_want_a_handle  How many fathers did the two children have?
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  4245. Somebody's replied but I can't see their comment. YT says it's not allowed.
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  4246. Damned right about that!
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  4247. Am I the only person who's surprised to find himself saying, "The rise of the Right in German politics is a good thing!"
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  4248. I'll always Like your comments 'cos of your name. No other reason needed.
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  4249. So did Biden.
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  4250. No. In cities where mews limbs are nearly a majority, you'd get a chief constable imposing sharia law. Ain't democracy lovely.
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  4251. Nobody cares unless you touch children. Same applies to heterosexuals.
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  4252.  @Edgebotv4  Free Palestine? I'd prefer a free Julian Assange.
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  4253.  @1jimmy534  Peter was right: "Shut up Meg".
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  4254.  @JacknVictor  Thanks for correcting me. I should've written he's guaranteeing his next Channel 4 contract.
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  4255.  @leejones6995  Yes I listened to Jeremy Vine as well! The BBC getting very angry about a free and fair election which didn't go their way!
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  4256. I watch the p*rn as well and make up my own mind. i keep a box of Kleenex nearby, just in case.
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  4257. Switzerland has lots of armed and trained militia. Try mostly peaceful looting in Switzerland and there will be an armed response. I look forward to it.
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  4258.  @vivavoice7211  Nah, a rich bloke will always attract gold-diggers.
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  4259.  @DOCTUSCUMSCIENTIA  James Earl Jones as a crewman on the B52. Before he became Luke Skywalker's dad.
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  4260. Brits in a shed resulted in the bouncing bomb and the Whittle jet engine.
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  4261. Couldn't make the movie today unless Idris Elba played the commander. With a subplot about transgender SAS soldiers seeking acceptance in the face of transphobia.
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  4262.  @thomasseery7570  Not EVERYTHING British is better. But most of it used to be.
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  4263. Catarrh isn't a country, it's a lump of mucus.
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  4264.  @miniondaechir  Charles doesn't care, providing his family firm still sits on the throne of the caliphate.
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  4265. We need more B air traffic controllers. What happens next?
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  4266.  @elbuggo  Maybe maths, plus machete-fighting?
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  4267. Amish on Mennonite. Again. Same old same old.
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  4268. Maybe recruit more Gurkhas.
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  4269. 40 years from now, the UK will resemble Yugoslavia in the 1990s.
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  4270. Started as a cosy alliance between Marxists and capitalists. The Left wanted to import voters. The bosses wanted cheap workers. But it's different now. The UK population is declining in a modest and predictable manner. That's good because housing becomes inexpensive. No need for new infrastructure like roads, power stations or schools. No need to borrow. Bankers make the UK borrow money by importing millions of people. Hence the need for more schools, roads, hospitals and unaffordable government borrowing. The bankers get rich and they control our country.
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  4271. Anas Sarwar, Rishi Sunak and Humza Yousaf: Hard to know which is the most British.
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  4272.  @godzillas6301  All true. Free trade = Good. A superstate which commands Westminster = Bad. Exactly the argument voiced by Enoch at the time.
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  4273.  @tomorrowneverdies567  A French queen said shortly before her execution, "Apres moi le deluge". In English: "After me, the flood". She didn't literally mean that heavy rain would produce lots of water. She meant her own death would precipitate the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. "I see the River Tiber [a river in Rome] flowing with much blood" means "I see serious trouble approaching". The fact we're discussing this here proves Enoch was correct.
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  4274. True. A good insight about the victims. I'd never thought about that before. Expect the cops to kick in your door and arrest you for wrongthink in three, two, one...
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  4275. Soldiers who've been in combat never discuss this stuff. Any soldier who boasts about this stuff is a narcissistic, bombastic liar. If he'd really done this, he'd remain silent. If ever asked, a REAL soldier would look to the far distance and change the subject.
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  4276.  @orangeedo  No, Arthur was supposed to be a Christian, hence seeking the Holy Grail. I've spent my entire life hunting for Castle Anthrax. If that's an obscure reference, please search YouTube.
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  4277. Owen Jones based his career on Rik, the people's poet. An immature narcissistic leftie who loses an argument, shouts "Fascist!" at everyone and storms off.
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  4278.  @justincase6645  I was going to leave a similar comment, but your references to the haircut and the chainmail are better than any I'd have posted.
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  4279. Rich men north of Richmond regard their actions as brave and heartening.
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  4280.  @kavick4  Broadcasters have an enormous power of patronage. Speak the correct woke crap and you'll always have a place on TV panel games.
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  4281. I HUGELY respect Simon, but on this one subject he's mistaken. Bomber Command attacked Kriegsmarine facilities in numerous ports. Simon reads the name of the city and assumes the city was the target. It wasn't.
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  4282. Our God-Emperor.
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  4283. COMMON EXPRESSION: "The law is an ass". BILL COSBY: "I'd happily f*ck it after some roofies".
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  4284. I drive a 1958 Austin A35. I understand nothing made after 1975.
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  4285. Rich men north of Richmond want to silence you.
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  4286. A banker's war. Odd to see so many replies disappearing.
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  4287.  @UKdraxion  Arrested for possessing an unapproved opinion.
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  4288. US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're both committing suicide.
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  4289. My eyes are blue, my teeth are yellow, my skin is pink, my lips are red, my hair was brown until it went gray. I am a person of color. Gimme free stuff. Are African-Americans colored? Less colored than me.
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  4290.  @jhpfdijtuiweruot  Episode of The Simpsons, where the Earth has been taken over by space-aliens. Homer says, "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos". The joke is that Kang would've been any different.
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  4291. Usual sus... You know the rest.
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  4292.  @carphunter5042  The Guardian posted a video on YT about the Kansas City shooting. The first time they did it, lots of comments arrived about the delights of diversity. They took it down to delete all the comments. It's been reposted (go find), and guess what the comments are saying...
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  4293. More successful than Rishi's Rwanda plan. At least NK's rocket took off.
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  4294.  @EmpiricalMind  They're Anglophobic.
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  4295. I misread your comment as "librarians" and became confused.
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  4296. Damned fine rant. Said everything I'd like to say but without Andrew's talent.
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  4297. This is what happens when we invite foxes to share our hen house.
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  4298. BRILLIANT COMMENT !!!
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  4299.  @Thurnmourer  "Briton" is correct. The incorrect word "Britisher" is commonly used by Americans.
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  4300. The Rwanda plan was always designed to fail.
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  4301.  @freezatron  I knew a girl called Kerry Hunt. True story. Yes, really.
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  4302.  @gideonhorwitz9434  Fascinating discussion, and all we're discussing is a bloke's hair. It's almost gay.
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  4303.  @lervish1966  Yeah but the passengers don't matter.
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  4304. BETTER STILL: Just close the feckin borders.
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  4305. I'd vote for Rashid Snook, but Rishi is a w4nk3r.
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  4306.  @chrismith251  The sheep trust their shepherd, who's preparing them for slaughter. Resist and the shepherd's dogs will attack you.
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  4307. @Paul Hitchens I leave this comment on EVERY video about Gary. If you've seen it elsewhere, it was probably me who left it.
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  4308. The best comments are always like yours: Short, funny and truthful.
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  4309. Psychopaths see altruism and goodwill as weaknesses to be exploited.
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  4310. RUDI: "There's huge evidence of Democrat electoral fraud". CNN: "You have no evidence". RUDI: "There is video showing ballot-counters introducing additional boxes of ballots". CNN: "There isn't any evidence". RUDI: "There is video of Democrat ballot counters changing thumb-drives". CNN: "The evidence doesn't exist". RUDI: "There are districts where there are more votes than the number of registered voters". CNN: "You can't find any evidence". RUDI: "The spikes in pro-Biden votes are mathematically impossible". CNN: "But there is zero evidence of fraud". RUDI: (Produces 50 other examples of fraud.) CNN: "There is no evidence at all". RUDI: "Hold on... you've got your fingers in both ears". CNN: "There isn't any evidence". RUDI: "I'm watching right now, I can see your fingers rammed into both ears". CNN: "I can't hear any evidence of fraud". RUDI: "Yeah. I understand now".
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  4311. British royal doesn't want US citizens to have guns. the last time this happened was 1776. Not a good idea.
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  4312. So THAT'S what Carl Benjamin looks like after he's shaved.
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  4313.  @theycallmejerry3916  I've used the same German phrase which Jorge used (above), but somebody falsely reported it as hate speech. Every time I use that three-word phrase, my comment is recognised by YouTube and automatically deleted. DON'T MENTION THE ...you know.
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  4314.  @mcirelandosharma7411  The sheep will own nothing and be happy.
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  4315. I want Mr. Jackson to make a "Biggles" movie!
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  4316. I assume Charles would also defend Satanism.
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  4317. The attackers were Amish in disguise.
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  4318. Interesting to se Sky Australia's narrative is completely different from Sky UK.
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  4319. Look on the bright side. The cross-channel invaders taste like pork.
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  4320. Are they actually the same person? Have Diane and David ever been seen in the same room at the same time?
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  4321.  @spocko2181  I'm in a big town in the UK, where several multistar hotels are used to house illegal Africans. They've formed themselves into gangs. They fight each other and they're wrecking the place.
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  4322. * Belfield. (Sorry, just trying to help.)
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  4323.  Huon Sainsbury  BULLSHIT. I wasn't there and I refuse to accept responsibility for something my country ended more than two centuries ago. Your "tenfold" description is nonsense. African slavery existed before the first Europeans arrived and continues in Mali to this day. Find the story of King Gezo of Dahomey, the mid-19th century king who decreed that on his death, hundreds of slaves should be beheaded, their blood emptied into a pit until it floated his coffin-canoe. This horrific event was witnessed by British merchants, who reported the horror back to London. The Royal Navy was sent to destroy the slave trade in that region. The thousands of freed slaves begged not to be returned to Africa, and asked to be resettled in the British Caribbean.
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  4324.  @russpawson966  Enoch was right.
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  4325. Oh they can hear OK, but what makes anybody imagine they might listen?
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  4326.  English Bulldog  "Tim"?
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  4327.  @daflondon  Imagine Diane as an air traffic controller. "Steer 23 degrees no 230 degrees no eleventy-twelvety degrees and descend to 20 feet. No, 20,000 feet. No, 12,000 feet. An airliner is approaching from your left no your right no your left, some 30 feet no 3,000 feet no 30,000 feet above you. Or below you. Or maybe directly towards you".
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  4328. Starkey is gay and has a club foot. But you and I respect him for his mind, not his ability as a track athlete or a womaniser.
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  4329. Sir Chris has always been very based. Bless him.
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  4330. We're victims of Anglophobia.
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  4331. Stone age bureaucrats did a risk-assessment. People weren't allowed to make stone tools without yellow hi-vis jackets, safety boots and hard hats.
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  4332.  @themk4982  Agreed. I've read that Churchill was alarmed by the figures, even in the 1950s. Churchill wanted to curtail the problem, but he had repeated strokes (heart attacks) and at times he could barely function.
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  4333. I can tell you're Swedish. Your English is better than that of most Britons.
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  4334. Which is why they don't want him to be released.
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  4335. As a hotelier, I agree. I'll survive because I'm mortgage-free with savings. Lots of other hoteliers will be tempted to swallow loads of sleeping pills and vodka.
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  4336. I recall reading an account from a Belgian who flew with the RAF during WW2. He said the best food in the world was to eat a full English breakfast, three times a day. Fried eggs, bacon, tomatoes and potatoes... This was in the era when most of those ingredients were rationed. Aircrew who were flying on operations were offered the rare privilege of having TWO eggs on their plate. The option was to have TWO eggs either before they flew off or after they'd got home. Most aircrew ate their two eggs BEFORE their mission, just in case they didn't make it back.
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  4337. Definitely to Gaza. Yousaf has family there. He'll put it in their hands and it'll never be seen again.
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  4338.  @marcusp9288  This speech is a stream of consciousness or unconscienceness. Wholly irrelevant trivial anecdotes. Unconnected comments. Barely any two sentences link together.
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  4339. Haha! True.
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  4340. RLS 's book was a h-eight crime against one-legged people.
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  4341. No, they're using irony. As in, "Isn't it lovely how diverse our cities have become".
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  4342.  @leowatkins3718  Excellent analogy. Question: is it homophobic to use the word "analogy"? I don't know, I'm not a biologist.
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  4343. I'd be happy to see Shamima return. Providing it's only her head in a bucket.
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  4344. FOURTEEN HOURS IN A QUEUE? There are people waiting for cancer treatment who are waiting 14 months.
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  4345. Ramzy votes Labour too.
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  4346. @Sicsempertyrannis "You will respect my authoritah!"
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  4347. "Screw you guys, I'm going home".
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  4348.  @securityrobot  I had a hunch I might be cast as Quasimodo.
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  4349. Hence the probing.
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  4350.  @gordonfleming458  The whole of the British Army couldn't fill a football stadium.
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  4351. I wanna see Suella's husband slap Lineker's husband.
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  4352. I wish the UK electoral system enabled heroes like Leo to become MPs. The kind of electoral turnaround which occurred in Holland would be impossible in the UK.
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  4353. Yeah 'cos you've got white privilege, says the BBC.
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  4354. What about the electrical plugs? Are they labelled "male" and "female"? Or is it OK to just stick anything into any hole where it fits?
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  4355. I've never trusted the Chinese since one of them stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  4356. Here in the UK, postal voting is widely abused by the Labour (leftwing) Party. Most postal votes will be for Biden, most votes in person will be for Trump.
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  4357. It's all deliberate.
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  4358. I miss the era when banks were capitalist, and would gladly accept your custom on the basis of making money out of their clients.
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  4359. Key parts of this story have been excluded. Boulton Paul manufactured Hawker biplanes under licence during the 1930s. These included a biplane fighter with a rear gunner. The advent of the power-operated turret enabled Boulton Paul to create its own design, which resembled the Hurricane. It seemed like a good idea at the time. The Defiant was misused in 11 Group. If Defiants had been sent to 12 Group, they could have intercepted unescorted bombers as the designers intended. Keith Park commanded 11 Group in 1940. He'd been an ace on Bristol Fighters in WW1, and the Defiant comprised the same concept of a fighter with a rear gunner. Park undoubtedly expected better from the Defiant.
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  4360. Your comment saved me the bother of writing the exact same thing.
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  4361. ANDREW: Please do a serious video for once. Please review the movie "My Son Hunter", starring Laurence Fox. Tell us about it. The movie is unlikely ever to be broadcast on British TV. Plus the Lawrence and the Laurence need to stick together.
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  4362.  @IgorM1170  They'll happily convert to the R of P providing their family firm remains is retained as head of state. The Caliphate of Britainistan.
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  4363. Is Trudeau banning RIGHT WING channels? Or just journalists who oppose him?
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  4364.  @Sash2016  Here in the UK, it's a criminal act (yes, literally) to watch TV unless you've bought a licence. The licence fee (about US$190) supports the cost of the BBC. I regard myself as a pirate, stealing the TV images without buying a licence.
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  4365. Lamp posts with piano wire would be good as well. Provide seating and sell tickets. I'd laugh so hard, I'd go hoarse and break a rib.
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  4366. We should crowd-fund a holiday for Greta. Maybe a hiking holiday in north Africa.
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  4367. Same here in the UK. Thank God for Australia.
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  4368. "Give a dog a bad name". There would've been no fuss at all if this breed was called the "cutesy cuddle". Imagine if the Emperor had named his ultimate weapon the "cutesy cuddle star". The rebel alliance would've remained on Hoth without a clue as to what was being built.
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  4369.  @franko2886  George was a Christian, therefore a brother to every Christian across the globe. But only Idris Elba could play him in a movie today.
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  4370. Pedestrians need to accept responsibility for their own safety. Walking directly into the path of a car which might shortly move off is a bad idea. I always choose to walk BEHIND a car. I'd give the driver a free pass on this, UNLESS he was using a phone or similar.
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  4371. Sumptuous music.
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  4372. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. The BBC, I mean.
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  4373.  @ParaBellum2024  Tinie Tempah Tempest.
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  4374.  @Rev-sq5hw  Many Brits knew what was coming but were regarded as waycists and trouble-makers.
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  4375. Andrew is far better at phrasing the truth than I could ever be.
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  4376. Joe gets confused. He thinks he was dealing with the derailed train in East Palestine.
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  4377. I want Keef to become PM. A sex pest whom we can all admire.
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  4378. If a criminal shot my dog, he'd definitely be going to the morgue.
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  4379.  Susan Clark  CANDACE FOR POTUS! I'd prefer Trump for POTUS with Candace as vice pres. She can become POTUS at the end of Trump's term.
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  4380.  @JohnJohnson-vd2hp  This is just the start. Imagine how it'll be in 20 years.
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  4381.  @angelaturner4376  With a wife like Diana, I can understand a bloke seeking solace with a lover who's rational.
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  4382.  @bigpauliep6992  Simon doesn't delete. Loads of lefties who hate the truth will do it instead.
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  4383.  @Menuki  Agreed. Here in the UK, there used to be a comedian called Arthur Askey. His 1930s stage act had a routine in which he pretended to be a legless amputee. The people who laughed the most were the amputees, of which there were tens of thousands after the Great War.
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  4384. The Archbishop of Canterbury whom we need but will never get.
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  4385. BILL PAXTON: Much loved and missed.
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  4386.  @Fahrenheit451.  President O'Bama's ancestors were Irish. Definitely black. Definitely tanned.
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  4387.  @ChimpRiot  I want a philosophical discussion between Carl and Prof. Gideon Micropenis.
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  4388. Grindr date gone wrong.
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  4389. Non-royals would wait six weeks to see their GP and a year for surgery.
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  4390. The chair looks to be like the kind of wreck which Drew Pritchard would find in a builder's yard.
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  4391.  @davegeisler7802  Douglas Bader always preferred the .303. He advised his pilots, "Get as close as you possibly can before opening fire. When you think you're too close, get even closer".
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  4392.  @rob6346  Courses could include IT skills. Because there aren't enough Nigerian princes who'll offer you half their lottery winnings in return for your bank account details.
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  4393. Who's Andrew Lawrence? This bloke looks a lot like Keef Fluffabout.
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  4394.  @Whitby_Abbeys_Ghost  Ack-ack-ack!
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  4395. Biden's only visited Ireland to find the ancestral home of the O'Bama family. Joe says they were black and tans.
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  4396. He is developing a phenomenal talent.
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  4397.  @Happy_Limpet  Dagenham Dustbins. When cars were still made in the UK.
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  4398.  @dangerouswitch1066  And I'm a Rosbif.
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  4399.  Stokie_Lad22  Learnin' lots 'ere.
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  4400. Not as mad as it seems. The sci-fi movie "Forbidden Planet" is actually a reworking of Shakespeare's play "The Tempest". The movie supposedly inspired Roddenberry's Star Trek.
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  4401. There are supposed to be SEVEN replies (plus this), but I click on "Replies" and only one is visible. Somebody's written truthful comments which YouTube's algorithms regard as dangerous.
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  4402. But I can't find any mammoths.
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  4403. I left a comment here five minutes ago and it's disappeared.
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  4404. Being "ambushed" by Owen Jones sounds like Owen and his buddies grabbing Nigel, tying him up, stuffing a gimp-gag in his mouth and subjecting him to acts of gross indecency.
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  4405. Half the government is barely British. Most of the Conservative Party isn't conservative.
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  4406.  @paulmuaddib3470  "Religion of peace" my arse.
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  4407. TRUE!
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  4408. Trudeau wants to ask Putin to send some peacekeeping troops to control the truckers.
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  4409. Channel 4 broadcast the most important TV documentary in history: "Nigel Farage, Who Are You?" This documentary made all the difference to the EU referendum. Channel 4 has put hundreds of their shows on their YouTube channel. Strangely, this show isn't among them.
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  4410. Kathy is Peter's least favorite sibling. Even Glenn wouldn't fork her.
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  4411.  @drdeadbeat1604  Mrs. T chopping up dead bodies. Roy Hattersley eating food and gobbing over everything. President Reagan's brain going missing.
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  4412. Replacing one shite with a different shite. WHY? OH, WHY?
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  4413.  @Ratsotone  Damned right. I was going to write the same comment. You beat me to it.
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  4414.  @maxmadison5488  Aspiring rappers at their best.
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  4415. Cuomo's book was ghost-written by Brian Griffin.
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  4416. I want the newly-arrived surgeons and engineers to be housed in the royal palaces. Makes a change from dumping 1,000-plus people in working class areas. That'll be a "What the eff" moment which will stop all new arrivals.
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  4417. They DO have a problem in Chicago! It's all those lesbian-hating white supremacists! The mayor told me so.
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  4418.  @WilfTompkins5546  Imagine an episode of "Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares". The owner says, "I don't understand, I leave my kitchen door open and leave food all over the floor, and for some unknown reason my kitchen is full of rats!" Imagine Gordon saying, "Shut the BLEEP door and stop giving them BLEEP free stuff!"
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  4419. I felt the same way when I looked at a photo of the current UK cabinet. This. Cannot. Be. Reality.
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  4420.  @karldunne5595  Good. So do I.
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  4421. A Celebration of Buggery.
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  4422.  @jojijosette5946  If H ceases saying nasty things and ends his International Privacy World Tour, we might learn to respect him again. Time is a wonderful healer.
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  4423. TO ANY AMERICANS READING THIS: I'm British. Your 2nd amendment exists: 1.) To defend your city if British Redcoats are marching down your street, and- 2.) To defend your city if there's a mob, burning and looting and murdering. We need more Kyles, more rooftop Koreans and more heroes.
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  4424. These last ditch German projects were insane. They absorbed HUGE volumes of scientific research, expense and slave labour but ALL of the projects combined didn't add one single day to WW2.
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  4425. @M Z Afghanistan has an intensely strong culture of bigotry, tribalism, murder and ignorance. That's why the west can never change them.
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  4426.  @JH-lf4ql  If "sxual" assault isn't to be joked about, neither should those allegations be made except via the correct channels. Everything in the documentary could and should FIRST have been presented to the police. The documentary should've been screened AFTER conviction, not before.
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  4427. Sikh, brown and Scottish. Three minorities for the price of one. The BBC loved him and advanced his career, ahead of the careers of indigenous presenters and comics.
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  4428. I woke early this morning. The was an in-depth article on the BBC news about how the BBC is reporting the Ukraine war. Most of the BBC's specialist reporters were of non-British origin. One head of department was Faisal Islam. A female head of department was brown with an Asian name. A reporter was black. Why should I assume these BBC employees represent the interests of the British people?.
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  4429.  @Goaner89  I never thought I'd welcome Germany electing a rightwing party.
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  4430. There's nuthin' Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist. (An obscure reference but somebody might get it.)
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  4431.  @MrRrrr698  I listened to and watched the entire video. I now understand why Kwasi Kwarteng was sacked.
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  4432. Yes. Yes. You are correct. In the 1920s, this kind of talk preceded the Nazi government. Look what happened when the gained the whip hand.
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  4433. I left a comment here which has inexplicably disappeared. Here's what it said. Roman numerals held back mathematics, until their replacement by Arabic numerals. The Vatican burned scientists at the stake for contradicting the Bible. Above all, the technology to create glass lenses was ESSENTIAL. Scientists come into their most creative phase when they reach their fifties and sixties, but by then their eyesight means they can't see properly. Glass lenses enabled the creation of the first spectacles, and also enabled the creation of telescopes and microscopes.
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  4434. BETTER IDEA: Reverse the policy of issuing a million visas a year to overseas workers.
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  4435. If Tony Blair was still PM, Sasha Johnson would get a peerage.
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  4436.  @mr-mrsknow-it-all2998  Most of here are not right wing. We're just sensible. Being sensible classes us as far right extremist proto-terrorists. Or so the BBC might tell us.
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  4437. Nice to read comments from people who know the system from the inside.
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  4438. Professor Farnsworth put Hitler's brain in a great white shark, and was unfairly condemned by his peer group. (Futurama reference.)
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  4439. Darwin award.
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  4440. Blockers blocked.
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  4441. It is wholly WRONG to make it illegal to deny the Holocaust. I prefer dangerous raving nutters to reveal themselves in plain sight.
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  4442. AY UP LOTUS EATERS! (This comment is a homage to 2 Tone, who leaves this on every LE video.)
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  4443. John had to pay £millions to his ex-wives. If John can make a bundle of money out of this, I'd be happy.
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  4444. "Dammit Kamala, I know East Palestine was upset about the train derailment but why are they invading Israel?"
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  4445. Excellent comment. Please repeat widely.
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  4446.  @lindalaw5466  I left a reply here 15 minutes ago but it's been deleted.
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  4447.  @stewartmeetball3417  Not Peter. He'd never ditch Mr. Booze.
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  4448.  @leighannclements7849  So the criminal was shot BEFORE he actually killed anybody? That's damned bad timing. The police should've waited until cops had been crushed and crippled BEFORE opening fire.
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  4449.  @silentmajority8365  I've been stopped by the police several times. I never tried to ram the cops or their cars out of my way. No cops ever shot and killed me. Somehow, NOT ramming cops and NOT getting shot seem to be related.
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  4450.  @alanbstard4  I'd rather vote for YOU, Alan. At least we'd have something to laugh about. And we need to keep Piers Fletcher-Dervish as based as possible.
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  4451. I suppose every black and Asian kid got top marks from their teacher, 'cos waycism n white privilege n slavery n sheet. I prefer neutral assessors who haven't a clue whose papers they're marking.
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  4452. Me too! I love the smell of polystyrene cement in the morning. It smells like Airfix. One day this childhood's gonna end...
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  4453. @Mark Jones That's sad. Leftists would regard me as WAYCIST, but I'm actually married to an east Asian girl. Our son is halfnhalf. As soon as he was old enough, I showed him the clip from the JJ Abrams "Star Trek" movie, where the young Spock beats the f*ck out of a Vulcan kid for saying nasty things about his mum. Marriage for love is OK, but importing millions of people who hate the UK and white people is something else.
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  4454.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  The best ever Eurovision entry had two priests singing about their lovely horse.
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  4455. Yeah, that worked well one hundred years ago.
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  4456. Old proverb in the US: "A Republican is a Democrat who got mugged the day before".
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  4457.  @salemalnuaimi602  Hahaha!
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  4458. It's not incompetence, it's deliberate.
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  4459. ANDREW - Please make a video, with Harry complaining in the style of "The Four Yorkshiremen".
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  4460.  @douggraves4482  Deleted like the English in big cities.
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  4461.  @angelsalinas8697  I assumed the name was a reference to the prostate. Best examined by stuffing a hand into the rectum. Charity's committee: "Yeah, that too".
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  4462. (In Harry Hill's voice) "Adolf was a German megalomaniac fo0kwit, and Wilhelm was also a German megalomaniac fo0kwit. But who was the biggest German megalomaniac fo0kwit? Only one way to find out - FIGHT!" An obscure comment which many Brits will get. My favourite Harry Hill battle was between Adolf Hitler and Heather Mills- McCartney, to discover who was the nastiest vegetarian. It's on YouTube.
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  4463.  G M  The RAF's prewar tactics involved a tight vic, a side-on maximum-deflection shot from a great range and peeling off. These tactics assumed London would be out of range of a fighter escort based in Germany. The tactic's faults became clear during the BoB. It took time for RAF fighters to position themselves for the attack, and all the while they were vulnerable to German fighters. Nobody could hit a damned thing in a maximum-deflection shot, especially whilst under attack from 109s. The .303 machine guns were ineffective from a great range. RAF tactics quickly evolved. Bader was from a previous generation of fighter pilots. His dictum was, "Get as close as you can before opening fire. When you think you're much too close, get even closer".
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  4464.  @Gus_1  I'm trying to avoid using words which might get me cancelled. Which means my free speech is curtailed. There are dozens of other topics I can't mention.
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  4465. Yes, but Bradford isn't the most dangerous city in Pakistan.
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  4466. QUESTION: What happened to Fredo?
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  4467. No government could be so incompetent as to fail to stop these migrants. This is not incompetence. This is deliberate ethnic replacement.
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  4468.  @TJspaceman  Brexiteers were described as far right. Then the majority of the electorate voted for Brexit, which included many Labour voters. So Brexiteers were actually mainstream and not far right. The term "far right" is derisive abuse when the accuser has run out of ideas.
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  4469. Just sayin', Ziggy - I love finding names like yours. I expect you hang out with the ciders from Mars.
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  4470. At their annual conference, the Labour Party used to sing "The Red Flag". The National Anthem wasn't sung. Says it all.
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  4471.  @ottosump3356  There would have been more dinghy-derived doctors to help, but all the anaesthnetists were fighting with machetes in Hyde Park.
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  4472.  @pierrerizzo9540  I replied to you earlier but it's disappeared. I wrote something about how I'd welcome a UN air strike. On our own government.
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  4473. Athelstan's favourite church was near Milton Abbas. I go there every springtime to pick wild garlic. Lovely countryside. And the ethnicity of the locals means I don't get stabbed. Win-win.
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  4474.  @karlbillinger9945  Sounds atrocious to me.
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  4475.  @rogersmith422  Ryan's is the best comment I've seen today.
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  4476. Styx should be POTUS.
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  4477. The muse limb call to prayer offends me.
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  4478. To quote a line from a movie: "You can teach MONKEYS to fly better than that!" Trouble is: That's actually what they're trying to do.
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  4479.  @stevenschnepp576  Westminster doesn't have enough lamp posts or enough rope. I guess we could use trees and piano wire instead.
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  4480. As a former Tory activist - me too!
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  4481. The Guardian newspaper loses £millions, and sometimes tens of £millions, year on year in perpetuity. The Guardian is more than one-third owned by the Saudi royal family. Google all of this. QUESTION: Why would a foreign state want to own a British newspaper which will never turn a profit?
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  4482.  @billyosullivan3192  The Royal Navy suffered greater casualties than the Germans, but succeeded in its purpose of keeping the Germans bottled-up in port. Where the German fleet remained until, starving and desperate, the crews mutinied before sailing to Scapa Flow and sinking themselves. The Royal Navy sacrificed itself at Jutland and, by doing so, won the war at sea.
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  4483.  @TheJeremyKentBGross  Remember to buy a towel at the Salisbury branch of Marks and Spencers. And don't panic.
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  4484.  @thewatchtower8330  I couldn't give a f*ck about overpopulation elsewhere, such as Pakistan. What I despise is the actions of our governments, accepting Pakistanis and Somalis and Sudanese over here.
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  4485.  @fjtpersian6566  There's NOTHING wrong with black people. There's something seriously wrong when persons of ANY ethnicity arrive in such numbers as to displace the indigenous population.
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  4486. Michalia Cash? Great name for a tax-dodger.
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  4487. I replied to Eagle-eye 30 minutes ago and it's been deleted.
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  4488. Rushdie hasn't yet published the sequel. It's called, "The Pope's a Twat and the IRA are Effeminate Fairies".
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  4489. Fight lies with truth, not censorship. The legacy media demands censorship because they're frightened that the truth might be told.
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  4490. People will read the second part of your sentence and call you the R-word.
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  4491. Somebody ought to tell Andrew that there's a bloke named Keef Fluffabout who tries to imitate him.
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  4492. Jiao Bei Deng is the greatest US president in Chinese history. And he stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  4493. Brandon can't remember anything he said yesterday.
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  4494.  @Bluepilled-c5t  Agreed, but my life was in the sh*tter and I assumed SA would sort itself out. I'm not alone in hoping for the best but discovering the worst. The entire world wanted SA to abolish apartheid and permit one man one vote. And look what happened.
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  4495. Every PJW video is a masterpiece.
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  4496. If my school class hated me, I'd come back the next day with two guns and a trench coat. That'll teach 'em.
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  4497.  @stevenckendall  It's sad how, in real life, they never resemble the ones on YouTube. (I've avoided using the L-word because I've left the same comment elsewhere. Somebody falsely reported my comment as h0m0ph0bic, and now I can't write the L-word without my comment disappearing.) EDIT - Can anyone see this comment? I fear they've done it again!
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  4498.  @anvilbrunner.2013  Cultural appropriation. Does it make me waycist?
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  4499.  @MrReubenTishkoff  "Sinking ship". We're on the Titanic one minute after the collision. Most people don't yet realise a horrific catastrophe has been set in motion and cannot now be avoided.
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  4500. Same in my town. Happened very quickly.
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  4501.  @martinthompson4707  True and Andrew wouldn't win the seat, but he'd have a damned good laugh, earn some money from ticket sale, enhance his reputation and upset all the worst people.
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  4502. I say eff the mandates.
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  4503. Not many fathers.
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  4504.  @El-wc5hl  Advice from my grandparents: Stay away from hospitals and policemen.
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  4505.  @anthemoftheheart9497  British government and the BBC look at France and say, "Oh yes please!"
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  4506.  @Brightstarlivesteam  A police constable in 1703? I'm sorry to nit-pick, but ...
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  4507. I find the NHS offensive. The NHS would be slightly less offensive, if I could get an appointment with my f*ckin' GP.
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  4508. Cy Grant was in the RAF during WW2. He was shot down and held as a POW.
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  4509. 1 FIRST! Along with a dozen other people who arrived at the exact same moment.
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  4510. I'm British. I assumed Seattle was filled with opera-loving intellectuals whose retired dads walked dogs in the park, but it appears Portland is just as bad. Also, London has become a sh*t hole as well. Thankyou, diversity.
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  4511. As a Pastafarian, I should say that both Catholics and Protestants are mistaken. Jesus was a missionary for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He wasn't the Messiah, just a very naughty boy. Worked as a ship's carpenter on board a pirate ship. Overturned the tables at the Temple, got drunk at the marriage party in Canaan: Both typical pirate behaviour. The Feeding of the Five Thousand has been misunderstood: Jesus provided pasta in a fish stock, which makes more sense than the loaves and fishes nonsense. Both the Jews and the Romans saw Jesus as a threat to their religion, hence His murder.
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  4512. The host here is a bearded bloke with glasses. Dammit, that's a hate crime. I presumed the person identified as a male.
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  4513. No doubt you shouted, "Achtung! Gott in himmel! Ach nein!" I know I did. I learned all the best phrases from the Air Ace and Commando comic books. And "Achtung Spitfeur" from a movie.
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  4514. Nicola Sturgeon turned me into a newt. I got better.
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  4515.  @hafizihilmibinabdulhalim1004  National socialist.
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  4516. Enoch told us.
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  4517.  @SH-fz9dy  We must be mad, literally mad.
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  4518.  @chasejdmartin  Sounds convincingly German to me. That's exactly how they speak in all the old war films.
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  4519. Never forget: The BBC hates you. Hate them back.
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  4520.  @Innoruuk  Gypsies are white. Many have blue eyes. Some people would regard you as waycist for saying "Gypsy" instead or "Romani". Different cultures have different values. Some are better than others.
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  4521. There would be more petrol bombs. But with petrol so expensive, it's hard to justify the waste.
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  4522.  @cha2117  I'm sorry, I read one of your words as "motherf*cker" and became confused.
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  4523. Juice. Diane won't like him.
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  4524. A nice comparison.
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  4525. None of these candidates should become the new SNP leader. For the first time in decades, their leader won't be named after a fish.
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  4526.  @MarkJones-ji8fd  You're attempting to justify the bombing of Warsaw. Wow.
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  4527. @A.b.s Agreed. But with the UK's unfit electoral system, I doubt they'll win a single seat.
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  4528. Joe went to Ireland to search for the ancestral home of the Irish O'Bamas. The O'Bamas were certainly black. And probably tanned.
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  4529. Agreed, but the absence of BLM shouting "Racism!" and no riots suggests this guy was white.
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  4530. Not blaming w people and Brexit yet?
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  4531. If it's coming, I want it NOW not in 20 years.
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  4532. A deliberate coup d'etat. Emplace a senile POTUS who doesn't know who he's appointing to key positions. President Xi won the election.
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  4533. I miss the era when nats socs would resign in a bunker with a pistol to their head. Also - please reply to this comment. I've left similar replies elsewhere, but I suspect YT's algorithms always cancel them.
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  4534.  @barbarakauppi9915  No description of the attackers given in this news report. We all know why.
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  4535. 1 FIRST! @cos I've benefitted from systemic waycism and white privilege. both the BBC and CNN told me so.
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  4536. Great Ormond Street no longer great. The BBC no longer British. A Prime Minister who wasn't elected. There's a pattern emerging.
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  4537. I entirely agree, although the Welsh might claim they're the original Britons.
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  4538. You are correct.
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  4539.  @repentandfollowjesuschrist6170  Work is great, even if it gives us no satisfaction. It's standing in a shooting alley which is dangerous. Super-predator demons without mercy.
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  4540.  @finlaymcdiarmid5832  Yep. My willy is a blessing to womankind.
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  4541. "When in Rome..."
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  4542.  @gilly5094  All true, but our government invited the thieves to enter! We were never asked!
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  4543. @Reggie Evans Special vibrating seats.
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  4544. "Dash" is indeed the local term for a tip or a bribe.
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  4545. Phenomenal. Useful to compare the Hornet with the Dornier Pfeil, an aircraft designed for the same purpose but dreadfully over-complicated. Whereas De Havilland simply grafted a single-seat cockpit to a Mossie and made a thousand detail improvements.
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  4546.  @scepticAL4322  Norman Tebbit was a leading cabinet member and Maggie's ally. Both he and Maggie always wanted that Tebbit should become Home Secretary and sort out immigration. They both knew this would trigger a revolt on the Tory back benches. It was always necessary to keep some wets in the cabinet to mollify the wets. It couldn't be done, hence where we are today.
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  4547. "Atilla's inner sanctum". Giggidy.
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  4548. Bidet resembles my dog. Both of them sniff children. Neither of them can read a teleprompt.
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  4549.  My Dixie Wrecked🔨  You've never seen so many Biden voters in one place.
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  4550. Easier option: Replace the BBC.
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  4551.  @stiggydore4543  Lots of people watching Andrew's videos used to vote Labour and pay for the BBC's propaganda. Nice to see people become "woke" but in a good way.
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  4552.  @monteceitomoocher  It's happened on our watch and I'm ashamed.
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  4553. Agreed. If Rishi was PM in 1940, he would've given the Wehrmacht free rooms in multistar hotels.
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  4554. I visited my surgery in mid-October. A lady in front asked, "Can I book an appointment for some time in October?" The receptionist replied, "I'm sorry, we're 100% full for the whole of October". "Errr... can I book an appointment for November?" "No, we can't book any appointments for November until the start of November". The lady looked sad, and politely walked away.
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  4555. The channel wouldn't be the same without you, Twotie!
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  4556. I'd LOVE a ten or 15 year old Bentley. But I'm not brave enough. The expense if something goes wrong would terrify me.
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  4557.  @stephfoxwell4620  I have HUGE respect for Simon, but some of his subscribers are specialists in certain parts of history. Sometimes Simon gets it wrong. This is the THIRD video by Simon in which he repeats his mistaken view. I wish he'd read some of my replies, look into the matter and cease making this error.
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  4558.  @FrostByteVoyager  Love-matches are different.
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  4559. @Raylan Givens There is iron in your words.
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  4560.  @guinnog2  From memory, the Jaguar was intended to be carrier-capable for the French Navy. I don't know whether the French Jaguars actually served from carriers. The British Jaguars weren't carrier-capable.
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  4561. Please repeat this comment widely.
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  4562. I heard all of this commentary in Peter Griffin's voice. Needs more fart jokes.
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  4563. Hey - teachers - leave them kids alone.
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  4564. The Normans stole great swathes of land from the English, but the Church oversaw a means of redress. Any villain who believed the land was his own could appear before a tribunal. A pot of water would be raised to the boil. The Englishman was required to plunge his arm into the boiling water and hold it there. If the arm healed itself quickly, this meant God had intervened on the Englishman's behalf and the land was rightfully his. That was justice, Norman style. The descendants of those Norman overlords still own most of those lands to this day.
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  4565. Thin end of a wedge.
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  4566. He's a feckin comedian. Why should he need credibility anyway?
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  4567. MY ADVICE TO ANYONE CONSIDERING MARRIAGE: Observe how your intended spouse relates to his/her parents and siblings. If they get along well, that'll be your future if you marry him/her. If your intended is like Meghan Markle, who was estranged from her father and disliked by her siblings, WALK AWAY.
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  4568.  Peter Bread  Diversity is lovely. The BBC told me so. The BBC wouldn't lie, would it?
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  4569. STEVE IS NEITHER BLACK NOR TRANSGENDER. What did you expect?
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  4570. EXCELLENT COMPARISON - Well done, Sir! Maybe a map corelating muse limb population density with reports of grr ooming gangs would be helpful. Or the red/blue voting pattern and knife/machete crime.
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  4571. I suspect the lawyers would love to sue. Win or lose, the lawyers will always get paid.
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  4572.  @bermudarailway2411  Trump did it. Or homophobia.
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  4573. Twenty grand is NOTHING compared with Rishi saving £millions by allowing his wife non-domiciled status. And then there's former chancellor Nadhim Zahawi, whose job it was to clamp down on tax dodges, but instead dodged tax by putting his company in the name of his elderly father and registering it in Gibraltar.
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  4574.  @madcarew5168  As an ex-biker myself, I know a near-death experience is the quickest way to make us ride safer or buy a car instead.
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  4575. KEEF IS MY ROLE-MODEL.
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  4576. I always preferred exams to a teacher's assessment because my teachers hated me. I always got a better deal from markers I'd never met. I recall one kid whose mum ran the PTA and became the head boy. A nasty spiteful teacher's pet who got top marks from the teachers. He failed every O-level he entered. I always value a neutral, unbiased assessment over that of a teacher.
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  4577. Maybe I should adopt a different ethnic identity. Charge into Tesco, fill my trolley and leg it. Works in LA, Chicago and Seattle.
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  4578.  @ANDYMCNET  Amazing to witness the different narratives of Sky Australia and Sky UK.
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  4579.  @Jesusisafriendofmine  The IT Crowd. Moss is brilliant! (I'm using the character name 'cos I'm too numpty to spell Richard's real surname.)
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  4580.  @kenclark9743  Weasels will be insulted by the comparison.
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  4581. FUN FACT: The aerial photography was accomplished from a converted B25 twin-engined bomber. The same aircraft was used for filming "633 Squadron". The B25 can be briefly glimpsed in "633 Squadron", supposedly the aircraft which was used to transport George Chakiris back to Norway.;
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  4582. A good distraction from Hunter's laptop.
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  4583.  @MrGraemeb2022  Diana says spelling is way zist. Probably.
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  4584. The lockdowns will finish before Christmas. But they didn't say WHICH Christmas.
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  4585. Pink Floyd > George Floyd. They deserve a statue.
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  4586. It's sad that Welby didn't raise the Migrant of Peace who, a week ago, was arrested in Ireland for castrating and beheading gay Christians. Or the C of E churches being closed in the UK, because white Christians are being ethnically replaced. Or the burning of churches in many European countries by the mostly peaceful religion.
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  4587. An intelligent and well-educated person gets cancelled because he's too white and too male.
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  4588. Harry shouldn't have hired Brian Griffin (author of "Faster than the Speed of Love") as his ghostwriter.
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  4589. I was a Tory activist for 29 years. Loved Maggie. Spoke at Conference. Held minor office. Gave up under Cameron and allowed my membership to lapse. The Conservative Party isn't conservative. The wets have taken over the asylum. Go woke, go broke.
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  4590. Technically speaking: We be fooked.
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  4591. @Aled Long Sadiq Khan looks at Detroit and thinks, "That's what I want for London, but with a mosque on every corner".
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  4592. Are you a biologist?
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  4593. Can you imagine Diane Abbott or David Lammy wrapping themselves in the British flag and extolling British values?
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  4594. Good comment. Very short and truthful. Please repeat widely.
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  4595. Jimmy Savile reads your comment and applauds it. (Just joking!)
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  4596. When will you do a video about Laurence Fox?
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  4597. [ you too? ]
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  4598. Putin rides horses bareback. Biden falls off his bike.
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  4599.  @booqueefious2230  I've refused accepting the jab, but that'd be one prick too far.
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  4600. Hahahahahahahahahaha, it makes me happy too.
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  4601.  @jean-jacquescortes9500  Your reply demonstrates you don't know much about the subject.
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  4602.  @johnholmes8178  The French looked at Caen and decided they didn't want the same thing to happen to Dunkirk. History has revealed taking Dunkirk was unnecessary.
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  4603. Jeeeezus - I did not know that! Which hotels? Please tell.
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  4604. Just when I thought I knew it all, Mark ALWAYS truth-bombs me.
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  4605. Half the men who go to gyms are gay. As a heterosexual myself, I'm content to be a paunchy slob. But gays hate to date other gays who are like that. The best-dressed, best-groomed and most athletic-looking men are nearly always gay.
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  4606.  @nicholasmorrill4711  The golliwogs were taken into custody and beaten up in the police cells. The cops claim the golliwogs accidentally fell down the stairs.
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  4607. Joe Swanson is heroic as well.
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  4608.  @memyself1566  You've misunderstood my comment. Labour and the Tories are two faces of the same shitty establishment. I don't trust Priti on the migrant numbers any more than I'd trust Diane.
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  4609. I spent 29 years as a Tory activist, but allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. I've come to loath and detest both Labour and the Tories. They're two farts from the same asshole.
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  4610. On YouTube? NO CHANCE !!!
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  4611.  @sarumano884  To quote a a few lines from this movie: "They're 'einkels" "Messerscmitts!" " 'einkels". "Messerscmitts!"
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  4612.  @Sam_Green____4114  There are very good reasons why older actors are cast. I recall a TV documentary about the making of "A Bridge Too Far" where the same criticism was made. Attenborough said that an older actor will bring gravitas to a role which a younger actor can't. Also, look at any photos of airmen taken during WW2. All of them look much older than their years. They're very strained. Barely-adequate food. Up at 3am in case of dawn raids. The strain of hard training. The stress of battle, seeing your friends being burned alive in falling aircraft. A 19 year old will look 40-plus.
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  4613. AH would applaud this.
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  4614. I replied to you an hour ago, but I've returned and my reply has disappeared.
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  4615. Yes, but you still won't need ID to vote or to enter the UK and be given a council house.
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  4616. I expect the coppers will kick down your door and arrest you in three, two, one...
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  4617. Keep it up and you'll find a great fondness for Philip Schofield.
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  4618. It would've made a great episode of Family Guy.
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  4619. FIRST! 'Cos I've got white privilege.
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  4620. YouTube claims you've got THREE replies, but I can only see one (from Pizza Boy). Plus perhaps mine, until it's deleted.
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  4621. Agreed. I like it when dangerous nutters do this to themselves. It helps me to see whom I should avoid.
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  4622. An excellent comment. Please repeat widely.
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  4623.  @dalilaberenicepadillaloera5568  Unfair. The British and French could do little in 1939 except declare war and impose a naval blockade. Their declaration caused the invasion of Denmark, Norway, Holland, Belgium and France. These countries spent four or five years under the jackboot. The British lost hundreds of thousands of dead, bankrupted themselves and saw their cities burned. Rationing and poverty continued into the 1950s. Writing that the British and French had no intention of keeping their promise of aiding Poland disregards six years of blood, toil, sweat and tears.
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  4624.  @Julieoscar1  Humza can't complain about too many hu ite people if some of them are giraffes.
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  4625.  @bakerboat4572  Damned right.
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  4626. The British succeeded in places like India and north America, partly because we respected the locals and did business deals with them. Agree terms for a trading port. Everybody prospers, everybody wins. Some other powers preferred subjugation.
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  4627. She died of narcissism.
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  4628. Nigel = G.O.A.T.
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  4629.  @the_forbinproject2777  GOOD IDEA!
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  4630. Somebody who shows disproportionate favouritism towards her fellow Muslims / fellow Masons / fellow Baptists / fellow Catholics / fellow old Etonians / fellow gays deserves to lose their job.
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  4631. It's funny how videos of this kind attracts super-nerds like us.
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  4632.  @lenharris6095  The people listened to Enoch and agreed with his every word. On the other hand, the politicians and the civil service...
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  4633. Some cultures are better than others.
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  4634. Eat at any kebab shop. I guarantee the food will contain loads of insects, faeces and semen.
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  4635. Churchill was a fierce critic of mediocre generals and admirals. As First Lord, he wanted to modernise the Navy. One admiral fiercely protested, claiming the reforms were contrary to the traditions of the Royal Navy. Churchill snapped back, "What are the traditions of the Royal Navy? Rum, buggery and the lash".
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  4636. Suddenly I want a pet turkey. I wonder if they stick their heads out of car windows like dogs do.
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  4637.  @Vesdus  "I want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle".
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  4638.  @garethbattersby  "Destroy all humans!" - Bender the Robot.
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  4639. Yeah but it wasn't REAL socialism. It'll work next time. Unlike the other hundred attempts, which were also not real socialism.
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  4640. Who's Keir Starmer? Keir Starmer looked in a mirror and didn't recognise the bloke.
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  4641.  @leecuzzo1669  No, you're thinking of Telford.
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  4642. The word "Philistine" is used in the Bible. The word means "Palestinian".
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  4643. Loving the comments. The more the press lies and distorts, the more you and I can see it's deliberate. The sheep will own nothing and be happy. Time for the sheep to get angry and rip the shepherd to pieces.
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  4644.  @Fire.4Effect  There's an ethical difference between "violence" and "force". Violence is when a person burgles your home and assaults you. Force is when a copper arrives, tazers the criminal and subdues him. Citizens using force in the absence of coppers is justified, providing it's proportionate.
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  4645. I heard that in Homer's voice.
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  4646.  @marlajacques6947  Cancelled because there aren't enough transracial butterflies.
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  4647.  @ClownWorldYT  Hey Mr. CW - Please find some of the many videos on YouTube, made by individuals and companies, explaining how easy it is to get a UK visa.
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  4648.  @murielbrown3013  We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. A horrific tragedy has been set in motion and I don't think it can be stopped.
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  4649.  @sayitaintso2900  I myself spent 29 years as a Tory activist before realising the Party I'd joined was dead. Back in the day I did loads of useful stuff, including organising a fringe meeting with Enoch at the annual Party conference. Perhaps I should've remained in the Party and fought its debasement. If every patriot leaves the Tories, there will be nobody remaining except the weak self-loathing leftists. Which is exactly what's happened.
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  4650. I misread the title as "Twitter Sperms" and clicked here out of curiosity.
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  4651.  @xres1329  CNN is a cross-dresser. It pretends it's a news network but it's actually a propaganda platform for every disgusting leftie ideology you could have a nightmare about.
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  4652. Always good to hear tales from experienced people who've been there and done stuff.
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  4653.  @elizabethtamp1537  Modern RAF says: "You can teach MONKEYS to fly better than that". WHAT. HAPPENS. NEXT ?
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  4654. I think he needs to get off the Meg. But Harry lacks Johnny Depp's testosterone.
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  4655. Safer than being carjacked.
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  4656. I want the BLM activist Sasha Johnson to become the new face of the M&S adverts.
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  4657. You do realise, don't you, that making our comments in a public domain is now an imprisonable offence?
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  4658. Meanwhile, there was a schoolgirl stabbed to death yesterday in London. Coppers prefer to investigate non-crimes 'cos they're easier to solve.
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  4659. I myself identify as a weight devil. (Spelling to get around the algorithms.)
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  4660. South Africa didn't kill itself. Like Epstein, it was forced to do so.
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  4661. The new BBC chairman is an Indian-born M zz lyme. I can't write the word properly because YT bans every comment where I do so.
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  4662. Three truths from history. 1.) Don't attempt a land invasion of Russia. 2.) Don't attempt an opposed invasion of England across the Channel. 3.) Don't invade Afghanistan.
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  4663. I've just been watching "The Lavender Hill Mob" on TV. From an era when criminals resembled Sid James and Stanley Holloway. And London's East End resembled England.
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  4664. Good comment. Please repeat widely. More people need to read this.
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  4665. They're planning something else instead.
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  4666. Just read a wise comment elsewhere: Most of the current Tory cabinet could've been in Blair or Brown's cabinets.
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  4667. The new Enoch.
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  4668.  @johnbarrett6889  "Family Guy" mocks the Irish, blacks, Jews, Chinese, Mexicans, Germans, the French, the British... (several other categories omitted)... and giant chickens. The number one object of mockery is middle class white people. I'm not offended.
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  4669.  @andrewfairborn6762  So you're saying: No white person can ever make a joke which involves a black person, and vice versa. Well, you've just f*cked-up comedy forever.
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  4670.  @thegrandmuftiofwakanda  I come here for the videos, but I love the replies and I delight in our adopted names.
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  4671. Liz Truss is just a puppet for Klaus Schwab.
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  4672.  @myrescuecats3028 Absolutely zero chance of winning any seats, but I too will vote for Reform or any other alt-right party that's on the ballot paper.
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  4673. There's a line from an old Richard Burton film, "The Medusa Touch". Burton's character has the power to create disasters via psychokinesis. "I will bring down the entire edifice on their unworthy heads". Burton causes a great building to collapse and kill the government. I envy his power.
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  4674.  @luxie8097  I asked the Stig his opinion. He said nothing against Clarkson.
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  4675. Somebody should tell Keef Fluffabout that this bloke Andrew Lawrence keeps imitating him.
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  4676. I'm British. Issue the Ruskies with rubber dinghies and they'll be in London in a week.
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  4677. Dear Lord - I'm discovering your comments EVERYWHERE today, von! Always worth reading.
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  4678.  @BenLewis-ni1zb  There's a scene in the Luftwaffe mess. The bloke with the white jacket was a German who'd been there at the time. He was an advisor and was given a walk-on part.
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  4679. I love your name. You wouldn't be allowed to kill Grendel today. Just give the monster a back rub.
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  4680. Look at the TORY front bench and it's just as bad. The Uniparty. Heads you lose, tails you lose.
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  4681.  @javiergilvidal1558  True. The Kray Twins were mostly peaceful, the new gangs are not.
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  4682.  @cliveo3  Charlotte Mosque.
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  4683. None of the candidates who offered themselves were any good at all. I wanted David Davies (so good they named him twice), or John Redwood (a Vulcan with incredible powers of logic) or The Mogg ('cos you can't smog the Mogg). Instead of superheroes, all we got were wannabes.
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  4684. Speaking common sense = the new hate speech. Wow. I didn't see that coming.
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  4685.  @Fahrenheit451.  THANKS! I'm glad my most recent comment survived long enough for you to see it.
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  4686. PREDICTION: Gary Waterman is arrested under invented charges and dies in custody.
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  4687. The code is anglophobia.
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  4688. Yeah but that's why we need the thousands of surgeons and dentists who arrive daily on the dinghies.
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  4689.  @mikecoote9546  It's out there on several channels. I think I saw it on both the Rotten Politics and Mahyar Tousi channels.
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  4690.  @gilaschannel1855  Me too, but I suspect the UK's future will resemble Yugoslavia in the 1990s.
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  4691.  @theamanda1661  BRIAN GRIFFIN: "I'm not racist. I watch tons of black porn".
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  4692. I've already got the first bit. When does the "happy" bit arrive?
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  4693.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Simon - you've got Wyatt Earp's moustache. I want to see Kevin Costner play you in a movie.
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  4694. I want Leo to team up with other disreputable performers, such as Andrew Lawrence. Go on tour.
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  4695. The comments are often better than the video itself.
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  4696.  @frosty_soda  I'm in southern England. I wish I could vote DUP.
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  4697.  @tenderheart7530  When your kid's mum is throwing temper-tantrums and throwing-up to get attention, it's best to keep the kids away from her.
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  4698. Yes but NOT in the Commons.
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  4699. Please repeat this comment widely. It explains everything.
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  4700. FIRST 'cos I used my weight priv a ledge.
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  4701. As a Brit, I have a natural aversion to Argentina. I wanted France to win. Then I saw Macron in the audience and I was delighted when Argentina won the trophy.
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  4702. I've received a YouTube warning about having allegedly broken "community guidelines". QUESTION: Does anyone know how I can see the alleged naughty comment? If I can't see the offensive comment, I can't know what to avoid!
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  4703. This was the era when most of the French aircraft industry was nationalised and run by the French civil service. If you want to ruin any industry, nationalise it and allow the civil service to control it. Lots of money and no idea where to spend it.
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  4704. While Blair is still walking free...
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  4705. Oh the benefits of diversity.
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  4706. I'd pay good money to watch Keef kicking the shte out of Johnny Smugface.
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  4707. And Tommy.
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  4708. Identify as a woman and you can share their showers.
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  4709. The trouble with Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in.
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  4710. Cho Bei Deng: The first Chinese-American POTUS.
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  4711.  @ant7936  Kenneth Williams. Dammit, you beat me to it. I was gonna write the same thing.
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  4712.  @JonBowe  Mr. Draxler appears to confuse the WORKING class with the STATE BENEFIT class.
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  4713. I've always been a monarchist but I could change my mind.
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  4714. I love the recreation of H's main house in the movie "Valkyrie", with Tom Cruise.
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  4715. Jussie witnessed an Amish guy doing it.
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  4716. I wouldn't be upset if I saw Shamima's head in a bucket.
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  4717. I regard marriage as hiring my wife's womb. The rest of the experience is crap.
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  4718.  @CB-fz3li  No need to be offensive to people in this post.
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  4719. Actually, no. I deeply respect Simon but on this subject he's mistaken. Naval vessels were bombed in daylight in Kriegsmarine docks. The actual cities weren't bombed. The RAF attacked in daylight for accuracy. The Wellingtons suffered horrific casualties and were withdrawn from service until extra armour and self-sealing tanks were fitted.
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  4720. Prince Harry should spend a few days with Johnny Depp. Share a few thoughts about life married to a narcissistic over-the-hill actress.
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  4721. The BBC has fact-checked your claim. After adjusting your claim according to critical race theory, several BAME persons are actually ahead of you even though they arrived an hour later. Opposing this view will define you as waycist.
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  4722. @Sandorable TTV Values are important. Even the English/British ideas of liberty are descended from the Dutch-inspired Glorious Revolution of 1688.
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  4723. Not much good stuff since Master and Commander and A Knight's Tale. And Bowfinger.
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  4724.  @floodgates182  Not weak. Just suicidal.
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  4725. In times past, an officer from the Marines, RN or Army would devise a plan and submit it to his commanding officer. Maybe take a landing craft, scoop up the boat and its occupants, return the vessel to French waters. Today, any officer offering a plan would destroy his career.
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  4726. Islam resembles the bad guys from Star Trek. Prepare top be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
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  4727. They even worship at a giant black cube.
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  4728. Mr. Fry is a Jewish gay. In what way did bigotry hamper his career? He's done OK for a convicted criminal who spent time in prison prison as a young man.
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  4729. "Take up the white man's burden". The so-called "historian" David Olusoga would regard that as waycist and patronising.
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  4730. Disney has made me frightened of rainbows.
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  4731. Perhaps the tanker Ohio during Operation Pedestal would make a good subject for a future video.
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  4732.  @mjones4083  FUN FACT: The Guardian is more than 30% owned by the Saudi royal family. What did Mohammed do as a trade again? What did he buy and sell? Hmmm...
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  4733. NEXT: Diana played by Idris Elba.
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  4734. Sorry, I've just recalled the Python sketch about boncentration bamps, and Mr. Bimler discovering a place where he can hide bombers by the hour. Mr. Hilter stands in the Truro by-election. Terry Jones as a woman: "I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it!"
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  4735.  @caroledwards3289  Maybe this was just the practice run.
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  4736. President Jiao Bei Deng intends to pay reparations to China, following the US reaction to the Boxer Rebellion. And he stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  4737. Also in New Zealand and Australia.
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  4738. Nice to see the comments here, opposing the lies of the mainstream media.
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  4739. Agreed. Henry Fonda.
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  4740. Terry Giliam didn't expect the Wokist Inquisition.
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  4741. If you don't want your children stabbed, you're fahr rite. (Creative spelling.)
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  4742.  @1jimmy534  One of my favourite Brian quotes: "I'm not racist. I watch tons of black porn".
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  4743.  @surreyscouse2873  Please continue giving us your professional insights. Some of us non-cops might be writing cobblers. I respect your views.
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  4744. Unlike Gary Lineker, Matt isn't an Afro-Caribbean woman.
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  4745. Me too.
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  4746.  @georgehetty7857  Thanks, George. I lived in a couple of 'em. I haven't been to India and Pakistan, but we all know Pakistan is a worse sh*t-hole than India. At its worst, the conditions in Indian slums aren't much worse than those in Dickensian London.
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  4747.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Thanks for making this video, Simon. It's possibly your most illuminating video EVER. THANKS for providing your source.
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  4748. You mean Mrs. Crane?
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  4749. Holding Miller Light, not Bud Light.
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  4750. No voting without ID.
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  4751. My lovely Rottweiler was very gentle. Except when we had blokes laying our new carpets, on their hands and knees. The Rottweiler repeatedly tried to mount the fitters from behind. But gently.
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  4752.  @CASPB  I tried. I was a Conservative Party activist for 29 years, but I allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. I organised a fringe meeting at the annual conference, and invited Mr. Powell as the speaker. I read somewhere that he disliked ballpoint pens and preferred fountain pens, so I wrote a letter to him with a fountain pen. I've got a photo somewhere, showing myself next to Mr. Powell at the event. The Party found a trivial reason why the meeting had to be excluded from the official fringe guide. Lots of other stories I could tell. I also rubbed shoulders with Bercow when we were both Young Conservatives. He's HYPER-intelligent, but with a narcissistic ego which is even bigger. He masqueraded as a libertarian anti-federalist right-winger in those days. These days I've given up. Condemn me if you must, but I've done my bit.
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  4753.  @MikeHunt-gz9dw  Never once described the attacker in this segment.
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  4754. 1 FIRST! Although my ethnically-adjusted position is about 70th.
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  4755. Gary Lineker's hiding him.
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  4756. There's a busy main road near me. It's been redesigned as a "shared space", for both vehicles and pedestrians. Next: Let's have a shared space in zoos, for zebras and tigers.
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  4757.  @davidlee-ln9vh  Friendly fire took place everywhere, but the Americans earned themselves a special reputation for it.
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  4758.  @KopperNeoman  Which Benedict: Cumberbatch or Arnold?
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  4759. Inventing racism where there is none.
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  4760. Giving the keys of an SUV to a black racist is never a good idea.
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  4761. Was Hitler a Lace Corporal? Seems a bit gay.
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  4762.  @harryshuman9637  I apologise. I'm a spelling-Nazi and litrully Hilter.
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  4763. Are you claiming Bigger Dickus was a naughty boy?
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  4764.  @notanumber1311  Agreed 100%, I wasn't disagreeing with you. If Belfield had graped Jeremy Vine, he'd be out in six months.
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  4765. I can see why a family in Spooner Street dislikes Meg.
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  4766.  @dopesensi  True, but the British rarely conquered. Conquering is expensive. Instead, we tended to do mutually-beneficial deals with local princes in order to establish trading ports. Things went on from there.
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  4767. I could tell you were from an older generation because of your good spelling and punctuation. Former 1970s ATC flight sergeant here. My gliding course at RAF Swanton Morley comprised the best five days of my life.
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  4768. Hey KT - If it's still visible and not cancelled, you might wish to read the reply I've posted to someone who criticised your perceptive and truthful comment.
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  4769. Here in the UK, they looked great but the seats all fell to pieces. I remember lots of these cars going to auction when they were still a current model. LOVELY seats, but sunlight made the cloth decay. All the fake velvet turned to dust. The trim fell off because it was badly glued.
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  4770.  @bettyswunghole3310  I've always disliked Diane. It's got nothing to do with her skin tone.. I'd dislike her, even if she was a blue-eyed Scandinavian. Similarly, I don't dislike Heather Mills-McCartney because of her wooden leg. If 50,000,000 people dislike somebody, maybe it's for a good reason.
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  4771.  @bettyswunghole3310  Maybe Diane's son - the one who wielded scissors and chased her around her kitchen table - knew her better than we think.
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  4772. The foxes are just doing what foxes do. I blame the persons who opened the door and invited the foxes to enter.
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  4773. 20,000 years ago, most of the UK was covered by glaciers and the sea level was 120 metres lower. Climate change is normal. Attenborough blames humanity for climate change. I suppose he'd blame the retreating ice sheet on f4rting aurochs and mammoths.
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  4774. I left a comment here two minutes ago. I replied to my own comment and discovered it had already been deleted by the algorithms.
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  4775.  @justincase6645  The Wrath of the Awakened Saxon.
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  4776. QUICK REMINDER: Julian Assange continues to languish in a prison cell. His only crime is that he exposed criminals in high office. A bit off-subject, but there we are. EDIT - Can anyone see this? YT often renders my comments invisible.
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  4777. Angela wasn't distracting Boris with the sight of her legs. Angela was distracting Boris with the scent of tuna sandwiches.
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  4778. Tucker has truly inherited the values of the US founding fathers. Let justice be done though the heavens fall.
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  4779. God despises people who can't help themselves.
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  4780.  @get_outdoors  FUN FACT: Sending free clothing to Africa destroys the local tailoring industry. A tailor can't buy locally-sourced cloth and sew it into clothing if a charity is distributing secondhand clothing.
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  4781. Joe can't find Ukraine on a map. Thinks it's the UK. Joe can't find his trousers without his nurse.
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  4782. Woke makes you free.
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  4783. @Ardwick-Crome This diversity is arriving in Irish bogs as well.
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  4784.  @sjalusi1  If the bloke was white, he would've "fallen down the stairs" on a regular basis.
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  4785.  @SlurpyDave254  We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. The lights are still on. The band still plays. A horrific tragedy has been set in motion and cannot now be prevented. Sacking the officers on the bridge at this stage will make no difference. They are all to blame. The damage has already been inflicted.
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  4786. The BBC's new chairman is an Indian-born Muslim. Hard to rely on anything issued by the BBC.
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  4787. The NHS regards patients as obstacles to its efficient operation. Kill off all the patients and there won't be any waiting lists. Job done, sorted.
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  4788. I hate Piers Morgan but, like a broken clock, sometimes he's right.
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  4789. A want Jezza, Hamster and the Captain to be commissioned to wind-up the BBC. There's no better way to put the BBC upside-down, in a ditch and on fire.
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  4790. Miss Piggy was upset by the press after giving birth to Kermit's tadpoles. The press all remarked at her tadpoles being pink.
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  4791. WE NEED THE MOGG!
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  4792. If the girl was white, the media wouldn't have told us anything about this.
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  4793. WEF: More than 600 seats.
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  4794. ...and the other 1% is because she's a lesbian.
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  4795. When I first saw the headline on TV, I feared it might be Mahyar Tousi who'd been stabbed.
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  4796.  @msr4455  Judging by Sunny's grammar, I suspect he/she gained his/her qualifications because his/her exam results were "fortified" by his/her tutors. They needed a few more brown students gaining diplomas in order to avoid being described by the R-word.
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  4797. Brandon reminds me of my own dog. Neither Brandon nor my dog can talk properly. Both of them enjoy sniffing small children. My dog enjoys doing a poo on the lawn. As would Brandon except he wears a diaper.
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  4798. I think Kerry Stammer is some bloke who works in a supermarket car park, collecting trolleys.
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  4799. I want Keith to star as the new Anne Boleyn.
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  4800. I recall the first time I ever saw a Testarossa. It was driven by a little old man, aged about 80. He could barely see over the steering wheel. It's sad that in real life, most people can't afford a NEW Ferrari until they're on the wrong side of 60. Hence the need for secondhand classics.
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  4801.  @firsteerr  Writing that comment could label you as a Jan 6th rebel. As labels go, it's a label to be proud of.
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  4802. Private Eye used to be the anti-establishment mouthpiece. By accepting the BBC's payments, Mr. Hislop has himself become the establishment's mouthpiece.
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  4803. The average IQ is 100. Can Diane count to 100? Certainly, by counting on the fingers of one hand. Sometimes she takes off her shoes and socks and counts on her eleventy-twelve toes as well.
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  4804. Why is the Scottish h eight monster a ginger? Why can't it be a bearded monster eating Alan's Snackbar?
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  4805.  @herbertsusmann986  Couldn't make the series today, unless it had a subplot about a trans-person facing horrific discrimination. Also needs Idris Elba to play the leading character.
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  4806. Here are the THREE things which will to GUARANTEE a landslide Tory victory at the next election: 1.) Get Brexit done. 2.) Crack down very hard on immigration. 3.) Absolutely nothing else required.
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  4807. No posthumous honour for Dr. David Kelly.
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  4808. Suffered that several times daily.
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  4809. Andrew is developing a phenomenal talent. He deserves a TV series on the BBC or Channel 4 oh hang on...
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  4810.  @xShadowChrisx  It's known as white flight.
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  4811. I want Andrew to stand for Parliament under the name of Keef Fluffabout. Hire a hall for his hustings. Charge people £10 per person at the door. Invite half a dozen other performers to appear with him on the same bill.
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  4812.  @austenj4539  Fork the "common era" rubbish.
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  4813. Loads of passages in the core ran are extremist. Will it be banned? If not, the ban is worse than useless.
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  4814.  @AngryBootneck  A blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment in the scene near the end. A Ridley Scott-type alien's skull can be seen mounted on the wall.
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  4815.  @scrubsrc4084  Not innocent, but whether the death penalty was required is a different matter.
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  4816. Prince Harry can invite Shamima to his mansion. Both of them hate us and we don't want them here.
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  4817.  @rachelhelen898  Is the Pope a Catholic? Not any more.
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  4818.  @englishciderlover7347 Thomas Sowell too. TV presenter Trevor McDonald was accused of being a coconut, presumably because he had a job, didn't smoke da ganja and never carried a machete.
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  4819. Fishy.
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  4820. Oh THANKYOU for writing your comment, it saved me the trouble, and it's number 3 on the comments.
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  4821.  @Gryph01  That's OK, I always get annoyed at TV documentaries about WW2 aviation as well. The errors, the omissions.
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  4822.  @LelaHolliday  Squirrel Lives Matter.
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  4823. Harry and Meg as well.
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  4824. This is not the party of Maggie and Tebbit, Whitelaw and Howe, Churchill and Eden.
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  4825. The effort and creativity to create this monologue must have taken Andrew hours to put together.
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  4826. 20,000 years ago, there were glaciers to the south of the English midlands. The North Sea was arctic tundra and sea levels were 120 metres (nearly 400 feet) lower. The location of Australia's Great Barrier Reef was dry land. Global warming was caused by the manufacture of flint tools. And Trump. And Brexit.
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  4827. Agreed. Child grooming is commonplace in Pakistan. Import it, become it.
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  4828. Reminds me of the car "Christine".
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  4829.  @Dylanesque  Biden's confused between the UK and Ukraine.
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  4830.  @UmBungo  Yeah, but Diane Abbott did the counting.
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  4831. I'm male as well. Those attributes accompany our testosterone. Better than soy.
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  4832. HM Queen Elizabeth has three sons and one daughter. Andrew is the second son. JE and GM ran a trap for an intelligence agency. Film princes and politicians with juveniles and turn the screw.
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  4833. Welcome to Wakanda.
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  4834. Any day now, the rotten Establishment will invent a means of putting Simon in a cell next to Belfield or Assange.
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  4835. 30 years ago, South Africa generated more electricity than the whole of the rest of Africa combined. It's slowly becoming like Upper Volta, but without the civilisation. Coming soon to many British & US cities. Some cultures are better than others.
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  4836.  @Negev-Israel  GAY? You'd be safe in Gaza these days. No tall buildings.
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  4837. An NRA-member wouldn't need ten bullets. An NRA-member would only need one bullet and wouldn't miss. Tyron clearly isn't in the NRA.
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  4838. You can tell Harry's lying because his lips moved.
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  4839. Mahyar had better not allow himself to be invited inside. Bad things happen to journalists inside middle eastern embassies.
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  4840. These homeowners deserve medals. Effing brilliant.
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  4841. I distrust EVERY part of the mainstream media. We defend our liberties by having as many different sources of news as possible.
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  4842. No conclusions until after Brandon has left office.
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  4843. I've repeatedly explained to Simon in Replies that on this one matter, he's talking utter cobblers. The RAF targeted Kriegsmarine vessels in ports. Simon has read a list of the targets and assumed the targets were the cities themselves. The unescorted Wellingtons bombed in daylight for accuracy in order to avoid civilian casualties and received horrific losses.
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  4844. I'm not justifying the My Lai massacre, but the North Vietnamese themselves murdered a greater number of their own villagers in a contemporaneous atrocity.
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  4845. As a Briton, I regard it as waycist that my enslavement by the Romans is written out of history.
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  4846. Well yeah duh, that's 'cos of all the Africans who lived in London at the time. The BBC's historians told me so.
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  4847.  @johngenericlastname9781  Thanks, john. I'm British and in the UK, so I don't know the US laws. Here in the UK, voting used to mean attending in person and marking X on a voting slip. Then the Labour Party (Democrat equiv.) made mail-in voting easier, leading to election anomalies where Labour activist Imams collect the voting slips on behalf of their Muslim communities and send in hundreds at a time. True story. The UK & US have different swamps but identical swamp-monsters.
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  4848.  @georgehetty7857  Gary Lineker is supposed to have invited one migrant into his home. I suspect the situation resembled the TV series "Harry and Paul", where the posh wealthy family bought themselves a northerner as a pet. I expect Gary invited the migrant to leave after he did too many woopsies on the carpet and got a bit too fresh by humping his home-help's leg.
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  4849. You're safe. For now.
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  4850. The lockdown will kill more people than covid ever could. A collapsed economy means low investment, unemployment, divorce, repossessed homes, poverty wages and high crime for decades to come.
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  4851.  @melmo5218  I never leave serious comments on Andrew's videos. I'm too busy laughing. Also - you can't write "slaughter" without writing "laughter". I just think a nuclear winter would counteract global warming. I see no downside.
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  4852. I joined the Conservative Party in the 1980s. It was ever thus. I became sick of it and allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron.
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  4853. 100 years from now, leftists will claim Andrew is so brilliant, he must have been black.
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  4854. Like most Poles I've ever met, you are sensible and well-educated. Please don't conduct the "diverse" experiment which is destroying western Europe. A century from now, my descendants will need somewhere to flee to.
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  4855. I've read (dunno whether it's true) that Emperor Nero caused the Iceni rebellion in Britannia. Nero needed resources to rebuild Rome and create his new palace, and called in all his debts. Roman generals in Britannia needed to cough up funds for Nero and called in their own loans. The British Iceni chieftain was pro-Roman and had borrowed. He died, his widow Boudica was held responsible for the debt and couldn't pay. So she was whipped, her daughters were raped and it all kicked off. Fekkin WEF.
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  4856. I stole a piece of stone from the Mohne dam.
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  4857. Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
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  4858. It's like the scene from "Dirty Harry" Clint sees a car outside a bank and suspects there's a crime in progress. A man with a big coat in hot weather might be carrying drugs or a machete. I've been stopped for equivalent stuff. I was polite. So were the cops. No problem.
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  4859. @sons ofodin Interesting to see bermuda's comment has disappeared. What was it?
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  4860. This ain't no technological highway. This is the road to hell.
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  4861.  @j22563  Yep.
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  4862. Femi's brother?
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  4863.  @trevorharildstad  I'm British. Our own governments are our worst enemies.
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  4864. Brandon goes to sleep. Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
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  4865. The perfect tool for home defense. But it needs a magazine in case there's six of them.
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  4866. I want a game called "Presidential Election 2020". You play as Trump but, every time you're on the point of winning, Biden gets 81,000,000 dead people to vote for him. The moral is: You can never defeat Biden and his undead unless the rules are changed to prevent cheating.
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  4867. ...'cos you've got white privilege. The BBC told me so. You WAYCIST!!!
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  4868. Reminds me of a Monty Python sketch and one of their books. About famous goats and their importance in world affairs.
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  4869. "The sheep will own nothing and will be happy".
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  4870.  @Jazzytee5752  Less than 40% of London's electorate is wh ite English. And their number is falling. Democracy means Londoners are permanently outnumbered.
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  4871. I wanna know what Clarkson thinks about this.
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  4872. A left wing coup d'etat.
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  4873.  @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231  I yews lots ov cre4t1ve spelling too. Half my comments and replies get disappeared. Like weight people in some cities.
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  4874. Yeah cos spelling n maffamatics is rasist, dude.
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  4875. Good morning back to you from southern England!
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  4876.  @GeoffBuysCars  THANKS. Like many of us, you start as a bloke who's interested in cars. Next you become a conspiracy theorist. Then you realise the conspiracy theories are the truth. Suddenly you're on a watch-list with the Army's 77th Brigade, you're labelled an extremist proto-terrorist and your bank account is closed. Yay for liberty.
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  4877.  @ihlbit1  Here's a good idea: Let's make guns illegal. Every person who respects the law will be unarmed. Criminals will still own guns. That'll reduce gun crime, right? Yeah, that'll work.
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  4878. I want Andrew to stand for Parliament. He won't win, but it'll give him a good platform.
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  4879.  @2bullcrap  Agreed. The level of government incompetence here in the UK is staggering. I would not have believed how bad it could become.
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  4880. PREDICTION: Two years from now, the NEXT Doctor will be a one-legged black lesbian with a squint.
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  4881. I want Clarkson as the next prime minister. Hamster can do all the interviews, because female voters think he's cute. Jezza and Hamster should stay out of the way whilst the Captain does all the actual work. Appoint the Stig to answer PM Questions in the House. Not much work for the stenographer.
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  4882. I attended a big rally for the Referendum Party in Brighton, in the late 1990s. Speakers included Edward Fox, Frederick Forsyth and De Gaulle's grandson. All at the same event at the same time. I wondered if there was a one-legged elderly ex-soldier outside, trying to get in with a fake ID.
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  4883. Agreed, but I doubt the BBC or Channel 4 will ever commission him for another TV series. Not that he'll be bothered. Plenty of woke historians will get rich from BBC commissions instead. Damn them.
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  4884.  @smelltheglove2038  Refusing treatment from some doctors? You'll be accused of racism.
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  4885.  @DieFlabbergast  Easy to get to places like Oxbridge if tutors permit "adjustment" on the grounds of diversity. I'm a middle-aged white bloke with a dodgy hip. If somebody will adjust my times to allow for my disadvantages, I could make the next Team GB 100 metres Olympic squad.
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  4886. I've been watching the Ken Burns TV series about Country Music. I never previously understood its beauty, truth or importance.
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  4887. Yeah but only 'cos of your white privilege, George! The BBC told me so. Also, keep Steven bloody Toast away from my missus.
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  4888.  @blackbeltsecrets  Can the victims still sue the protesters for the cost of repair? A private action via the civil courts?
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  4889. Joe gets confused between Ukraine and the UK. "Goddammit Jill, why have the British invaded Russia?"
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  4890.  @cord113  Yes, I had a nightmare recently which involved watching the third movie on Amazon, discovering how old the original duo look, seeing it was woke with untalented women failing to be funny, persons of colour introduced for no reason except diversity and a script which was written by a committee. I'll try and forget that nightmare and just remember the first two.
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  4891.  @_minzez_2926  I click on Replies and yours disappears. YT's algorithms are unhappy about some part of your sensible comment. I myself need to spell things incorrectly to get my comments past the censor.
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  4892. I hope sometimes Mr. Oliver comes to channels like this to read the supportive (and critical) comments. We have a vacuum of leadership, and thoughts expressed by a wise man are welcome.
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  4893. The invasion would cease if we dug a huge trench all around the UK and filled it with sea water. Let that sink in.
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  4894. It's worse that policemen get an accelerated entry if they've been to university.
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  4895. Westminster Bridge attack.
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  4896. Very true.
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  4897.  @Gabriel-no6wv  How can you be certain she's actually a lesbian? Maybe she's faking it. Ask her to let you watch whilst she makes out with another pretty girl. Just for veracity's sake, you understand. (JOKE.)
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  4898.  @lyndareynolds850  Shares in machete manufacturing companies will reach an all-time high.
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  4899. I heard your comment in Stewie Griffin's voice.
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  4900. So you're Canadian, like the moose. "Hhello Major, hhow arre you?"
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  4901. ANDREW IF YOU'RE READING THIS - One day, make a video in which Joe says almost nothing, mostly mumbles, stares vacantly into space and turns his back to the camera. At the end Joe asks, "Where's my teleprompt?"
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  4902. Damned right. He's painted a target on his back.
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  4903. Our British "first past the post" system is unfit for purpose. A smaller party like UKIP, Brexit or Reform could get a third of the vote but not one single MP. A better system would be the electoral system used by (cough splutter) the EU elections.
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  4904.  @geraldfrankel538  Nah, Judean Peoples Front.
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  4905. Infamy! Infamy! They've all got in in f'me!
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  4906.  @wm.patrickmilford4589  These days she might've said, "Are you looking at my tweets?"
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  4907. Japan is virtually 100% Japanese. I envy them. I wish the British Isles could be the same.
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  4908.  @OffGridInvestor  It's sad how real life lesbians never resemble the lesbians on the naughty interweb channels.
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  4909. Who's Andrew Lawrence? I thought this was Keir Starmer. Because I don't know what Starmer looks like. Who is he anyway?
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  4910. I was possibly the first person to arrive on this video, seconds after it was posted. I left a comment and wanted to know whether it'd remain visible. So I replied to my own comment, but a red message appeared from YouTube, telling me my reply had failed to post. This was within two minutes of this video's arrival. It could only have been an automatic YouTube algorithm, not Simon.
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  4911. I want Andrew to stand for Parliament. Zero chance of winning but he'll make a damned heroic stand for justice.
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  4912. J U S T S T O P H O Y L E .
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  4913. But Jesus did indeed flee to Somerset with Joseph of Aramathea as a small child. Lived near Glastonbury, His feet in ancient time walked upon England's hills. Bought stuff at the local Sainsburys. Danced at raves.
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  4914. I send my good wishes to the African who's just bought Twitter.
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  4915. I like people to have purple hair and 50 piercings through their noses, ears and lips. Makes it easier for me to spot weird nutcases from a distance.
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  4916.  @cinystarr4657  Biden has always reminded me of Captain Oveur, the pilot from "Airplane!" Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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  4917. As I recall: Have you discovered what the Earth people eat? Yes. They eat a great many of these. First they peel them with their metal knives. Then they boil them for 20 of their minutes. Then they smash them all to bits. They are clearly very primitive Earth people. Ah yes, one of my favourite adverts.
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  4918. Hahaha!
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  4919. I've got a business premises. I'm sick of every fecker parking on my small private freehold car park as if they own it, so that neither my clients nor I can access it. Asking them politely to move their car results in loads of four-letter abuse and threats of violence. So I signed up to a company called Flashpark (others are available). For an annual fee, they provide lots of clear signage stating that anybody who parks without permission will be charged £100 per day. If somebody parks on my small car park without permission, I photograph their car and send the image to Flashpark. They access DVLA and send the car's keeper a bill for £100. Another unnecessary expense for my small business, but it's better than angry blokes yelling at me to eff off or they'll beat my head in.
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  4920. President Creepy Joe referenced this when he met our prime minister. He asked, "Are you Cherokee or Apache?"
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  4921.  @LeoKearse  The h eight monster is depicted as ginger. I mean - how h eightful is that?
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  4922. EXCELLENT! Couldn't do it here in the UK 'cos the B.B.. f*ckin' C. would call it waycist.
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  4923. I want to create a new fizzy drink, made with human sh*t. I demand the same amount of money as either Pepsi or Coke can earn. My product is complete sh*t, but pay me the same anyway. Woke makes you free.
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  4924. Exactly the same thing could happen in Rotherham, Telford and Rochdale.
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  4925.  @kevinmoffatt  Steve Wright on the tinny car radio.
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  4926. The US flag unites. The gay flag divides.
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  4927. Many people here didn't see Simon's previous video. Several comments here say so.
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  4928. It's become our duty to make drawings of Mohammed.
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  4929. Of all the major combatant armies from 1914, the British Army is unique in having no mutinies. The Russian, German, Austrian and French armies all mutinied. The mainly-British battle at the Somme was brought forward from its intended date, because the French army had collapsed following Verdun and could fight no more.
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  4930.  @philiphumphrey1548  Agreed. One often encounters the highest-quality nerds on this channel. I mean that as a compliment.
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  4931. Could be cancelled in the name of democracy.
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  4932.  @veijotirronen2010  Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way. Our politeness enables our extinction.
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  4933.  @tc98826  Say "I'm very sorry" and maybe she'll return for a second fooking.
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  4934. The Tories have definitely lost the next GE. Trouble is: Labour will be as bad or much worse.
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  4935. I misread the title as "200 mph" and I thought, "That's very based!"
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  4936. Fathers are the best people for saving the planet. I spend half my life at home, switching off lights in empty rooms and turning off heaters.
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  4937.  jhon.francis  ritten bye a blick bloke, clames the bcb probeblee
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  4938. I hope nobody nukes Russia. We whiteys need somewhere to go after we've been ethnically cleansed from our homelands.
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  4939.  @hilaryjohns4049  Perhaps Mr. Cumberbatch will put his African Ukrainian on a lead and walk him/her around his neighbourhood.
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  4940. Same happens with replies. Previously a comment might receive "10 replies" but only three would be visible. Tells us seven have been deleted by the Al Gore rhythms. Those Al Gore rhythms have now been modified so that now, if seven replies are deleted and only three remain, it'll only show "3 replies". We're not allowed to see how our free speech is deleted.
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  4941.  @cedhome7945  Hard to know. It's a bit like finding a small lump of dog poo in your soup. It kinda makes you wonder what else is wrong with it.
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  4942. YES I've read that too!
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  4943.  @grahamtaylor6883  I was stopped in my modified car, just because the cops had a "Wow! Look at that!" moment and wanted a closer look. Technically speaking they were possibly acting outside the law, but I'm delighted for an opportunity to be friendly to local cops who, next week, might see me marginally breaking the speed limit and give me a pass.
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  4944. Work makes you free. Strength through joy. You will own nothing and be happy. Diversity is good for you. Yeah, nuthin to see here...
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  4945. I'm a Pastafarian, and I thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for revealing His noodly love to me. Eat pasta, drink beer and get laid (consenting adults). Wot's not to like? Embrace the FSM (find His online community) and you can be an atheist and a deist simultaneously.
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  4946.  @sakerfrancis4028  Agreed. The Maastricht bridges.
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  4947.  @Charlesputnam-bn9zy  Yes, I read that book years ago! Embry assembled some civilian clothes, and found and repaired a broken bike. Embry had to ride past a column of German soldiers. One of the German soldiers saw him on his bike and stole it from him. But he still got away.
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  4948. 24 hour policing would be racist. Who do you think would be arrested?
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  4949. Right now I'd welcome a collision with a big asteroid. We're all f*cked anyway, let's just get it over with.
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  4950.  @deborahwhit118  Speaking quickly and coherently without the need for a teleprompt. Poopypants can't do that.
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  4951.  @jamesdavison2416  Thankyou. Hiring the American James Earl Jones was seen as stealing the jobs of black British actors. Not many of those some 40 years ago. Huge numbers of black British actors are available today. The BBC an actor who fits its own narrative. This isn't about the BBC hiring talent. It's about the BBC deliberately offending the fanbase, because it can.
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  4952. Johnny couldn't give a damn.
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  4953. * Barbary.
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  4954. Obi Wan Kenobi said something similar to Vader. "If you strike me down..."
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  4955. The whip hand.
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  4956. Here in the UK, the mainstream media blames Brexit.
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  4957. Here's a good idea: Rishi Sunak got us into this fooking mess. He was a member of the team which caused it. So let's get him to sort it out. That'll work, right? Right? How fooking naive people are.
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  4958. Open the hatch. There's a very old guy inside. "Ist der krieg ende?"
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  4959. First choice? It takes Diane seven fingers to count that high.
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  4960. "Two reasons". Diane can't count that high.
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  4961. At this precise moment, there are HMRC inspectors examining your accounts to see whether that bag of sand was actually for trade use or your own garden. There are town hall inspectors who want to check your van for asbestos, your safety boots to ensure they match the latest regulations and examining your council tax returns in case your parking space ought to be taxed under business rates.
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  4962. "Liberalism" used to mean "Freedom". Not any more.
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  4963. E & G ran an operation on behalf of D A S S O M. I can't write the usual word, or YouTube will cancel my comment. This was an operation to obtain incriminating videos of the world's most influential people, then blackmail them.
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  4964. Hundreds more arriving near Dover every day.
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  4965.  @WarblesOnALot  Correct.
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  4966. It's a shit hole country. Always has been. Always will be.
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  4967. Vlad looks fitter and stronger than Biden, which is a bad thing.
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  4968. The Spanish Inquisition delayed scientific advancement for a time. And nobody expected it.
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  4969. Put them in the royal palaces. I guarantee HM the King will immediately demand the Government ceases all of this.
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  4970. The RAF was very diverse in WW2. Free French, Aussies, Kiwis, Canucks, South Africans, Belgians, Rhodesians, Czechs, Poles and plenty of Yanks as well. But these days the enforced diversity is unwarranted.
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  4971. Doctor Woke and the Turdis.
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  4972.  @Woodstockblues1  NO SURRENDER.
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  4973.  @williamtell6750  Somebody read my funny comment but didn't understand the significance of the "WHOOSH!" sound as it went straight over his head.
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  4974. Life in prison will mean greater suffering than being executed. Lots of psychopathic prisoners will punish Letby, every day of her life. Letby will suffer absolute hell, every day forever. I hope. Bring back capital punishment? No. It's too quick.
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  4975. I left a comment here an hour ago, but it's been deleted. I misquoted a line from a movie, "The Conservative Party can't handle the truth". I would not have thought that was inflammatory.
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  4976. The Hornet could've been in service during the war, but the Air Ministry was already curtailing projects which couldn't be in service by the summer of '44. Plus there were already too many different types in service. The design was dusted-off after WW2, because naval carriers needed long range strike-fighters and early jets were prohibitively thirsty.
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  4977. Calvin for Archbishop of Canterbury. Jeremy Clarkson for PM. The Stig to take PM questions in the House.
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  4978. Watch the Peter Jackson film, "They Shall Not Grow Old". Then come back and leave a comment.
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  4979. I expect Rick and Morty to arrive imminently.
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  4980.  @Karl_Burton  Elton is the biggest Queen in the UK.
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  4981. BRILLIANT! Please repeat your comment widely. It deserves more Likes. YOU have won this week's "Best Comment on YouTube" award.
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  4982.  @APT79  I assumed LBGTQ was the new Audi Long wheelBase Grand Touring Quatro. Am I mistaken?
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  4983. True, but if you look at photos of the aircrew taken in WW2, they often looked much older than their years. Heavy strain, the risk of death, being woken at 3am to be ready for 6am raids and a barely-adequate diet will do that to you.
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  4984.  @4thzone697  If a cop hesitates for a moment, he'll finish his shift in a pine box. It was DEFINITELY known the dangerous criminal had just bought the gun minutes previously, it was DEFINITELY known the gun was in the car, the gangster jumps out and the cop pops him. If I was a cop, I'd do the same.
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  4985.  @abrahamlincoln9758  I apologise. Comparing Gollom with Javid is unfair on Gollom.
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  4986.  @sailaway8244  Worse than soviet. This new threat is nameless, formless.
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  4987. Yeah but only coz you've got white privilege and slavery and you're guilty and and and... sorry, I went all Antifa for a moment.
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  4988.  @gelbsucht947  If the government housed 3,000 arrivals in a dozen palaces, the Royals might firmly decide, "Up with this we will not put". Easy to tolerate the Great Replacement if it only harms poor working class people. Harder to ignore if it's in your own back yard.
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  4989. Anglophobia = the mew zlimms h 8 us.
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  4990. Best defence: Keep your mouth shut.
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  4991. So sad that the Tories are further left than Labour these days.
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  4992. Visiting a place where hundreds of people died in agony and terror. What a lovely day out. Like taking smiley selfies at Auschwitz. You get what you pay for.
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  4993. I loved mine.
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  4994. Jezza said far worse things about the Rover 75 and wasn't cancelled.
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  4995. "No, walk THIS way..."
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  4996. Not incompetence. Entirely pre-planned and deliberate.
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  4997. Just send 'em all to Brighton.
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  4998. I listened to Jeremy Vine on BBC Radio 2 today (9th Dec. '21). A complete misrepresentation of what's actually happening.
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  4999.  @moonboy2022  I'd favour an asteroid.
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  5000. Doctor Woke and the TURDIS.
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  5001. Nobody's laughing.
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  5002. Perhaps some of those persons were of Russian origin. I had a friend whose family were among the hundreds of thousands of Russians who were moved to the Baltic states by Stalin. Estonians of Russian descent were in difficulty after the Baltic states gained independence.
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  5003. I'm leaving comments here which immediately disappear. They're not deleted by Styx. Must be YouTube.
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  5004. Damned fine rant.
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  5005. I wanted Diane Abbott to replace Carol on TV.
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  5006. Older cars such as my 1958 Austin are exempt from ULEZ charges. I could drive in and out of these zones all day long without paying a penny. But don't ditch your Ford Focus yet. The expense of running a classic Morris or Hillman to avoid the ULEZ charges means you wouldn't actually save any money. We won't see the morning traffic queues filled with Zephyrs and Victors. But it'd be nice if they were.
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  5007. @raymondo6665 Is she wearing shoes? Cultural appropriation.
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  5008. This stream of replies is among the best ever.
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  5009. Hunter lied. Water is wet. Hunter's laptop is filled with pictures of him at the meeting he didn't attend, and possibly kiddyporn. FBI: "Nah nah nah, we can't hear you, we don't want to look, nothing to see here".
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  5010. I believe paedophiles should be tasked with regulating the rules about child sex. That'll work, right?
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  5011.  @JupiterThunder  We're showing our age...
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  5012. Loads of comments and replies disappearing.
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  5013. FUN FACT: Stonewall Jackson and Nathan Bedford Forrest would agree that the US flag is a hate-symbol. BLM is now aligning itself with the Confederacy and the guys in white hoods,.
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  5014. Is a beard compulsory for anti-woke comedians?
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  5015.  @MulbeeryDeer  Agreed. During the BoB, the 109 and the Spitfire were closely comparable. The 109 had the advantage of fuel injection for -G bunts, but otherwise it was honours-even. The 109F was marginally superior to the Spitfire V. The Spitfire IX matched or was superior to the 109 and the 190. Lots of special Spitfires for high or low altitude, which were superior to the 109 at those levels. The later Spitfires were superior in virtually every regard to the best 109s and 190s available. Only two aircraft were in front line service from 1939 to 1945: The 109 and the Spitfire. Whereas in 1945 the Spitfire remained superior to everything it met, the 109 was at the end of its design-envelope.
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  5016.  @TheNickt1  Funny how there are always trolls who claim the 109 was better than the Spitfire. History has demonstrated otherwise. End of discussion.
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  5017. Yes. Agreed. He's a narcissistic psychopath.
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  5018.  @ThePurplePianist1  All done in the best possible taste.
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  5019. I want to see that, accompanied by the music used by Benny Hill, "Yakkety Sax". Bold tough armed robbers until the shooting starts. Driver is terrified. Drives away, with the second robber chasing the car down the street. Speed-up the video.
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  5020. WOMEN: "Respect my sex". ME: "Show me your penis first".
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  5021. "Chowdah!"
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  5022.  @douggraves4482  I love your name, Doug.
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  5023.  @douggraves4482  THAT was my mother's name.
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  5024. Gracias, friend.
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  5025.  @ShotgunWizard  Apologised to Rishi Sunak (British Prime Minister from an Indian family) for what the US Army did to the Indians at Wounded Knee. Maybe.
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  5026.  colin minhinnick  If you were Muslim, you'd have 30 registered voters.
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  5027. That's TWO things, not one. Who did the counting - Diane Abbot?
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  5028. It's sad that this guy and Carl will never be our MPs.
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  5029. My daily driver is a '58 Austin A35. Essentially a recycled car.
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  5030. Description of shooter?
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  5031. Why are sheep wolfophobic?
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  5032.  @UnChannelDuVulpineX  THANKSSS! Will edddit.
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  5033. I WANT DOM TO SING US A SONG!
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  5034.  @Skewrz  Nah, the third guy works for Mossad.
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  5035. The TV adverts for Virgin Airlines dissuades me from EVER flying with them again.
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  5036.  @snuggiebear01  God subscribes to PJW.
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  5037.  @jasonmussett2129  We Brits often show off the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight. Similar symbolism.
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  5038. Oh that's horrible! Covid?
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  5039. To be fair to Blair, he had help.
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  5040. Let's ban the movie "Airplane!" with its gags about abortion, Jews, blacks, gays, amputees, veterans with PTSD, bestiality, people named Shirley and a hundred other targets. Plus what's funny about a crashing airliner anyway? Yeah, let's ban funny. Yeah.
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  5041. Notice the false claims made against him in this news report.
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  5042. The 2nd Amendment exists because of the threat of Joe Bidens. Those founding fathers weren't dumb. They knew what "absolute power" could bring.
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  5043. Next week, tell Biden his four years are up. Biden won't remember the previous three years.
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  5044.  @SJ_Vibezz  No, I got the point, but my additional view deserves attention. Former tech-colleges were made into universities from '89 in order to increase the number of engineering and technology graduates. In reality, most graduates attain useless non-vocational degrees which qualify them for nothing except stacking shelves. And this costs how £much? Wow.
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  5045.  @confaffalator  I dunno whether to blame the replacements or the governments which invited them here.
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  5046. Agreed. Unwashed. Shabby. Unshaven. Dirty uniform. No hat or cap. Unworthy of my respect.
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  5047.  @southerneruk  When you're in a hole, stop digging. The "earthquake" bomb is a description, not the name of the bomb. The actual bomb names were Grand Slam and Tallboy. Next you'll be insisting the Lysander carried cookies under each wing.
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  5048.  @southerneruk  No, there's a limit to the Mossie's fuselage and undercart strength could endure without breaking. The Mosquito COULD NOT carry either a Tallboy or a Grand Slam, end of. Whilst I appreciate that perhaps you're only 12 years old and/or you just don't know feck-all, please accept the good advice of nerds who know this stuff.
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  5049.  @RobReadControlledProjects  I've used your exact same phrase in some of my comments, but without your spelling mistake. (Sorry I'm a speling Narzi and litrully Hilter.) Somebody falsely reported my comment as hate speech. And now, every time I repost that phrase, YT's algorithms automatically delete my comment. Please repeat widely, until YT bans you.
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  5050. I'm saddened about how lame and woke Indiana has become. South Park did an episode in which the boys discovered Indiana being raped by Lucas and Spielberg. From the reviews, the fifth instalment might be even worse. Mark Felton could've done a much better job of directing the last two movies.
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  5051.  @barrydwyer2039  Live long and pasta.
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  5052.  @TheJon2442  She'd be no worse than Kwasi.
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  5053.  @emmat2276  ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX FOR PRESIDENT! 'Cos two heads are better than one.
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  5054. Harry talking about rubbing face cream on his frostbitten willy, and the scent reminding him of his dead mother, just cracks me up.
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  5055. Needless. If the bloke was white but with a beard or ginger hair, she'd have said that instead.
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  5056.  @alanmarr3323  I preferred the UK when we could walk across Doggerland and hunt bison. It's all gone to sh*t now.
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  5057.  @psychogoreman198  "I spent 40 years as a night watchman in a cranberry silo" - Grandpa Simpson.
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  5058.  @lisapop5219  It's said that Washington wasn't a great general but he was a great man. I'd back Washington in a bare-knuckle fight with Admiral Levine.
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  5059. Not insane. Deliberate.
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  5060.  @Alastorm8  It's almost as if diversity was a bad idea.
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  5061. My son was five when he wanted to become a ninja turtle. So we sent him off to Thailand where the surgery is cheaper. He's now 13, his school blazer won't fit over his shell and he's angry that we allowed him to transition. Were we mistaken?
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  5062.  @susanleatherbarrow2495  Biden can't find the mirror.
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  5063. It's weird that Trudeau would praise a former Waffen SS soldier as a defender of liberty. To be fair to Ukrainian Nazis, Stalin deliberately imposed a famine on Ukraine during the 1920s and 1930s. The Soviets murdered as many Ukrainians as the number of Jews murdered in the Nazi death camps. The Germans who invaded Ukraine were seen as liberators. Many young men who'd seen their families murdered by the Russians unwittingly allied themselves with one devil in order to protect their families from a different devil. Easy to be wise in hindsight.
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  5064. More truth here than you'll get on the BBC.
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  5065. THIS video is why I want Andrew to stand for Parliament.
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  5066.  @walterCronkitesleftshoe6684  Thanks! I find your comments and replies on all the best videos.
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  5067.  @Lt.GonvilleBromhead  True. Also, I love your name.
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  5068.  @richardfowler9901  Any colour you want providing it's pink.
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  5069. LOTS of work goes into editing Mr. Clown's videos. Well done, Sir.
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  5070.  @christophermichaelclarence6003  I want Jezza as the next PM. Hamster doing the interviews. The Captain doing the actual work. The Stig should take PM questions in the House.
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  5071. Wear protective gloves or you'll hurt the skin on your hand.
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  5072.  @clonie9963  Vaccinations set you free. It's all about hygiene. Take a shower afterwards. Collect your striped work-wear on the way out if you live that long. You will own nothing and be happy.
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  5073. I post this exact same comment, everywhere I go. Please repeat widely. It needs more views. It always picks up a big bag of Likes.
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  5074. Putin prefers Biden as an opponent instead of Trump. Imagine fighting for the world heavyweight boxing championship in the 1990s. You'd prefer Pee Wee Herman as an opponent instead of Tyson.
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  5075. Your comment absolutely nails it.
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  5076. Yeah but only 'cos you've got white privilege and you profited from slavery and you're a waycist and and and... sorry, I went all BBC for a moment.
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  5077. I send our love from the UK. We stand or fall together.
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  5078.  @cliveneill9910  Some early reports might be mistaken. My understanding is that the bomber hired a taxi to go to the Remembrance service. He was running late, and traffic meant he couldn't arrive until after the service had finished. So the bomber said, "Drop me at the Womens Hospital instead". The hospital was his secondary target.
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  5079. "Needle and the Damage Done" - a song by an elderly sheep.
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  5080.  @Sergio-ig1xd  Economist. Philanthropist. And shoplifter.
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  5081.  @terrycurtis6914  Carrie claims to have housed one person for a few weeks. Afterwards, the person left Carrie a hand-written letter of thanks, in flawless English. A humble man would keep the letter private. Carrie released it to the press. That's virtue-signalling multiplied many fold.
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  5082. Activists, not journalists.
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  5083. I'm a Brit. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're both in freefall. F J B !
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  5084.  @johnkitching2248  The term "gammon" is deliberately offensive. It is used by persons from the peaceful religion, who regard pork meat as disgusting.
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  5085. WOW! GREAT INTERVIEW! Now do an interview with Keef Kuntabout: Loves a drink, loves a tear-up.
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  5086.  @cousinleigh1470  Good training. Keeps crews on their toes. BAC Lightnings, F4s and Tornados versus Bisons.
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  5087. Heroic.
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  5088. I click on "View 7 replies" and more than half are missing.
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  5089. Thanks. And I like your name. Please give your professional experienced insights as often as you can.
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  5090. Andrew's opening sentence is his best ever.
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  5091. The movie "Escape from New York" predicted the modern US cities of today.
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  5092.  @transparentglazier  Yeah but the burglar IDENTIFIED as that. Maybe.
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  5093.  @dubstepgod123  I'm British and in the UK. I live 20 miles from Portland in Dorset. a little port with a 99% weight population. The government has moored a floating barge in the harbour, housing around 500 my grunts from Nigeria, Somalia and Syria. The locals are now outnumbered by the new arrivals. If your town has no wayce problem, just import it.
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  5094. BLM murders more black people than the KKK ever did.
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  5095. Every criticism of Israel is described as antisemitism. Not fair at all.
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  5096. "Funny moustache man". Stalin?
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  5097.  @ShreddyonAcid  I've left comments which get deleted if I use certain words. There is a country in south east Europe (starts with "Y") which broke up in the 1990s. Naming that country or what happened get my reply rendered invisible. 30 years from now, the UK will go through the same horrific tragedy. It's been set in motion and cannot now be averted.
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  5098.  @DarnallDubois  The older males had less testosterone.
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  5099.  @ginapilkington3204  As a Cornishman, I write "British", not English.
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  5100.  Reverend Coffin's son  East Asians have no white privilege, but they're more likely to get good jobs and university degrees than black folk. Nobody needs white privilege. People need to get good grades in school, work hard and stay out of trouble. Adopt those American values and you'll prosper.
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  5101.  @dirkbruere  Yep that too! Raus, raus, schnell!
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  5102. Biden understands nothing about this.
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  5103. And he chased Moby Dick.
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  5104. US tax dollars paid for Bidet's video.
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  5105.  @monicatry1583  Banker's war.
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  5106. Usual sus... You know.
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  5107. I'd dislike Diane, even if she was a blue-eyed blond. That's because, unlike Diane, I'm not a rrr heysist.
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  5108. CAPTAIN OVEUR: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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  5109. Tavistock resembles the kind of laboratory where the Nazis carried out cruel experiments on children.
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  5110.  @HP84963  WHAT? Are you claiming Dr. Felton hates the Germans? Certainly not. Dr. Felton deals with these matters dispassionately, as if he was discussing the wars of ancient Greece.
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  5111. Every PJW video is a masterpiece. Tight editing gives us ten minutes of content and ideas in less than three minutes. That's why Leftists hate him and regard him as a proto-terrorist. Free thought is dangerous.
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  5112.  @17losttrout  LABOUR: Let all illegal migrants into the UK. Give them financial support and British passports. CONSERVATIVES: We will cease illegal immigration, whilst allowing every illegal migrant financial support and a British passport. QUESTION: Can you spot the difference?
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  5113. I've just seen a video on YouTube, claiming 500 churches in London have been converted into mosques. The video was four years old. Import it, become it.
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  5114. I agree with Starmer. I want the RNLI to be prosecuted as terrorists.
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  5115.  @wildermidnight  Pink unicorns! Two of the goddam things chased me down the street the other night!
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  5116. "Just three more shots and I'll flatten the curve!" - Lee Harvey Oswald.
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  5117. Anti-W way zism.
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  5118. A bit like The Alamo but with a different result.
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  5119. @bam bam It's exactly what happened in the 1997 general election. Labour achieved a landslide victory, but scarcely gained any more votes than they did during previous general elections. The victory was achieved because Conservative voters stayed at home. They refused to vote for the party which had disgraced itself, but couldn't vote for a different party either.
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  5120. Styx: Leather jacket and no shirt. Homer: White shirt and blue pants. Peter Griffin: White shirt and green pants. Creepy Joe: Diapers.
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  5121.  @Thoughts_from_a_Small_Island  As I understand it, this was described as a "pre-crime raid". Fox had praised the ULEZ blade runners and said he wouldn't mind joining them. On that basis, imagine if some parents beat up a paedophile who'd abused a child. You said that in their position, you'd do the same thing. That would be sufficient for the cops to acquire a warrant from a chief constable (not necessarily a judge since 2004) and raiding your house. Speak your opinion out loud and it's a "pre-crime" offence.
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  5122.  @richardwitherow5289  UK & US will stand or fall together. Right now both our countries are falling faster than Brandon on the stairs.
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  5123.  @BuJammy  The NHS has a bigger staff than equivalent health services elsewhere, costs more than health services elsewhere and performs poorly compared with health services elsewhere. The NHS was the first service of its kind in the world. It has never been copied anywhere.
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  5124. There is an absence of leadership.
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  5125.  @barbaradyson6951  If the guy was white, the BBC would lead with it. If the guy was black, Abbott and Lammy would be screaming "Racist police shot a man without giving him an opportunity to surrender". Instead there's silence.
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  5126. Same. Sending respect from the UK.
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  5127. Barry Pieface speaks for me.
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  5128. They imagine letting foxes into the hen house is a good idea.
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  5129. My lot has been here since the end of the ice age. We walked across Europe, hunting aurochs and mammoths, crossed the North Sea whilst it was still land. I reckon it's mine now.
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  5130. Imagine if Leonardo said, "There's nothing wrong with being white". Just sayin'.
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  5131.  @myvenusheeler  Jussie says the shooter was Amish and wore a MAGA hat.
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  5132.  @thegentlemanfish7504  I'm British I'm pleased to see so many Americans here. US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're committing suicide.
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  5133. Jeremy should've asked the Stig to apologise on his behalf. We'd still be waiting. EDIT - Can anyone see this comment? Skynet keeps deleting my comments.
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  5134. I think the shirt was crowd-funded for him.
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  5135.  @x.y.z1315  Agreed.
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  5136.  @edwardbenson4921  Plenty between my toes.
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  5137. Anglophobia.
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  5138. Rishi will guarantee most Tory voters will choose to stay at home.
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  5139. Hahaha! Brilliant comment.
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  5140. Sad we've no longer got any Brits in the cabinet.
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  5141. Wild garlic next month.
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  5142. Peter Griffin had an aboriginal-designed aeroplane. But his Petercopter was better.
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  5143.  @dreamsof3dspace555  Part Hispanic, 100% American hero. The same would apply if Kyle was black or a rooftop Korean.
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  5144. Easiest way to kill Hitler in the last months of the war: Send in a dozen Lancasters with Grand Slam bombs, guided by Oboe. A dozen ten ton bombs falling within a quarter-mile of the Bunker within 30 seconds would do it. But maybe allied intelligence didn't know about the Bunker. Better to allow Hitler to lose the war for himself.
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  5145.  @jeffberlin4179  Sadly true. I'm British and in the UK The US and the UK will stand or fall together. Sadly, both the US and the UK are completely f*cked. Biden's brain is a metaphor for the leadership in both countries.
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  5146. Last time a person with an English accent did anything like this, it was a baby who was accompanied by a talking dog. Their demand: Stop the Fat Man playing his Surfin' Bird record.
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  5147. AGREED! You've got Brandon, and the UK has Boris.
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  5148. It was a tragic accident I understand the grief of the lad's family, but bad stuff like this happens. I'm British with a clean licence. If I'd caused this accident, I would not have served prison time.
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  5149.  @RS-xq6je  PJW is an agitator. As Frederick Douglass said after he was asked what to do to make a better world. He replied, "Agitate. Agitate".
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  5150.  @nickcallcutt8253  Are we discussing Paul Pelosi or Paul Joseph Watson?
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  5151. Brian Griffin made a tweet which was misinterpreted as racist. A mob of SJWs arrived outside his house in Spooner Street, shouting abuse. One SJW shouted, "You're a racist! We live in a post-joke world!" Brian replied, "I'm not racist. I watch tons of black porn".
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  5152.  @JohnJohnson-vd2hp  One this ONE subject, our MUCH loved and HUGELY respected Simon is completely wrong and has uttered this cobblers on previous videos as well. The RAF bombed Germany within a few days of the start of the war, but it was always NAVAL targets in NAVAL ports. Reading a list of the cities gives a mistaken impression that the cities themselves were the targets. Unescorted Wellingtons attacked in daylight, so as to achieve pin-point accuracy and avoid civilian casualties. The RAF suffered horrific losses and the Wellingtons had to be temporarily withdrawn from service.
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  5153.  @gregb6469  The German jet engines were unreliable and could easily fail. Pilots learned to set their engines at a specific thrust and avoid touching them again until landing. Altering any setting would cause failure. Perhaps one engine failed and caused a drop in speed.
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  5154.  @ricksaunders3889  Beetlejuice claims the shooters were Amish homophobes wearing Trump regalia.
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  5155.  @MrVolvobloke  Well Done for opposing the myth about Hurricanes targeting the bombers whereas the Spitfires targeted the fighters. A myth so frequently repeated, it's become accepted fact.
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  5156. The Normans didn't regard themselves as French. William died whilst fighting a war against the French king.
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  5157. Couldn't make a movie about the Alamo today, unless Sam Huston was played by Idris Elba.
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  5158.  @dirtycitydisco  The first-past-the-post electoral system counts against small parties. UKIP only won so many seats in the Euro elections because a different electoral system was used.
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  5159. The Cockleshell Heroes planted limpet mines. Just sayin'...
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  5160. Is "Ncuti" an anagram?
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  5161.  @jehoiakimelidoronila5450  AGREED! CLOSET NAZI: "The Germans were the first to put swept-wing tailless aircraft into service". BRITISH NERD: "The RAF did that a decade earlier". AMERICAN NERD: "Look up the US-built Dunne biplane of 1911".
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  5162. Somebody needs to do a TV show in the style of "Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares". Get experienced professional staff from another country to closely examine the NHS and sort it out.
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  5163. So Mary Seacole is a hero, for using quack medicine which probably killed half her patients..
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  5164.  @greyvoice7949  ALL. Nearly.
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  5165.  @im1who84u  The right to bear hammers will not be infringed.
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  5166. Same here in what used to be among the W-ist towns in the UK. All changed in the last three years.
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  5167.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  I'd guess Hereward the Wake looked a bit like you, Simon. It's the moustache which does it.
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  5168. 7 hours? Maybe 7 days.
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  5169.  Black Lesbian Poet  "You will own nothing and be happy". I know about the first part. When can I expect the second bit?
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  5170.  @englishciderlover7347  I suspect those meerkats are gay. They've got kids but I never see their missus. A bit like Elton and David, but hairier.
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  5171. Britons for Trump!
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  5172.  @dermot51  I want Andrew to stand for Parliament, as Keef Kuntabout. He won't get elected. But it'll be a brilliant tear-up.
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  5173. Ho Chi Minh looked at Gandhi with envy. He said, "If Gandhi was opposing the French instead of the British, they would have sent him to heaven". In other words: Killed him.
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  5174.  @yinoveryang4246  Nothing wrong with a party which puts its own people first. Obviously, R-ism is WHOLLY wrong. As is burning books, ostracising people because they're from the wrong faith, invading Poland and so on. But a nationalist party which guarantees free speech, equal opportunity and goodwill? That'll be a good thing.
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  5175. True, but I think Laurel and Hardy have aged better.
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  5176. Agreed. Definiterly.
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  5177.  @rayeasom  I've never forgiven Italy for their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia, from the year 50 BC. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter. Time to get our own back tonight (11 July '21.).
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  5178. Seacole's dad was white. As was Bob Marley's dad. One of Muhammed Ali's ancestors was a Scottish woman. So all of these black heroes were actually white.
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  5179.  @rosewhite---  "I'm a corporal but I identify as a field marshal".
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  5180. Judas was sufficiently decent to commit suicide afterwards. I doubt whether these numpties have the kind of moral compass required.
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  5181. Fewer injuries in these riots in Israel than at the Notting Hill Carnival.
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  5182. "Nice night for a walk". "I'll be back". I want your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle. Give them to me".
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  5183. We need a different electoral system first.
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  5184. Bill Cash MP agrees with this title.
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  5185. We're on the Titanic. The officers on the bridge deliberately rammed the ice berg. The last life boat has gone and there's nothing we can do now.
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  5186. Towed in a Hole. Laughing Gravy.
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  5187.  @billie4106  Agreed.
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  5188. I expect there are courtiers looking at and counting comments like ours, for and against Harry, and reporting the numbers back to the Royals.
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  5189.  @davelowe1977  Sometimes untalented people are hired for the sake of diversity, rather than ability.
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  5190. Brian and Stewie discovered she's a robot.
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  5191.  @Kite-1000  Please repeat widely. No copyright.
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  5192.  @UlexiteTVStoneLexite  Castration is medical help. Preventing innocent strangers from becoming victims is more important than allowing a rapist to keep his balls. Permit the rapist himself to select either - (a.) 20 years in prison, or - (b.) Castration, and release after a rehabilitation period.
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  5193. He h 8s me 'cos I'm Weight.
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  5194. @Conservitarian 17 James could handle the technical details, Jeremy could say lots of outrageous stuff to divert the flak away from James, and Hammond could do all the public relations because women think he's cute.
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  5195. Jones dislikes being called a homosexual. I myself dislike Jones calling himself a journalist.
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  5196. Some good acting roles. Otherwise unfunny.
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  5197. Good analogy.
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  5198. Reminds me of an old Richard Burton movie. I wish I could bring down the entire edifice on their unworthy heads.
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  5199.  @julesdowner5585  More like Essex. And loads of Capris outside, owned by their Kens.
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  5200.  @DeinosCZ  Neither can I mention the wealthy banker who topped himself when the security cameras were switched off. Nor his lady assistant whose father worked for M and who fell off the back of a yacht.
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  5201.  @chrisneedham5803  EVERYBODY needs to oppose the seventh century cult of enslavement and submission. Get on your knees and you'll never get up again. Silence is acquiescence. I wish there was some way for EVERYONE to draw cartoons of the professional slaver and paedophile who ordered the murder of Jews and Christians and who, according to the Koran itself, wore a robe daubed with his own semen.
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  5202. The whip hand. Enoch was right.
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  5203. EMBRACE THE NOODLY LOVE OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER.
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  5204.  @kroon275  I recall South Park's take on the fourth Indie movie. The boys discovered Spielberg and Lucas sexually abusing Indie and feckin his arse. Seems this movie might be worse.
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  5205.  @fletcherhamilton3177  Interesting to see how many comments and replies are being rendered invisible.
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  5206. I expect Wills and Kate love Clarkson. But they're far too polite to say so.
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  5207. Marc Jacobs: The perfume that makes your hair fall out.
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  5208.  @jane---489  Somebody accused Calvin of being Tommy Robinson's brother.
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  5209. This will work against Russia. Previously, Ukrainians soldiers in an impossible position might have surrendered to become POWs. Now, they'll fight to the very last breath and bullet before they're taken prisoner. Same thing happened in WW2 when the allies were fighting the Japanese. Holding on until the last will cost Russian soldiers additional casualties.
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  5210. If God wanted Britain to have a competent prime minister, He would have offered us a candidate.
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  5211. FIRST along with 100 other people who arrived at the exact same moment. I achieved this prestigious win via systemic waycism and homophobia, claims the BBC. Probably.
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  5212.  @elijahbigsby4154  Biden reminds me of Admiral Benson from "Hot Shots". He becomes POTUS in Hot Shots Part Deux. Somebody needs to create a mash-up video, comparing Benson with Biden. Especially the scenes where they both fall down the stairs.
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  5213.  @susanwalton7729  You're not allowed your own thoughts any more. Unless they comply with the Uniparty's narrative.
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  5214. Help me Clarence. Please. Help me live again.
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  5215. Reminds me of the intelligence-enhancing pill from the movie "Limitless". Just because somebody's smart, it doesn't mean they're a good person.
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  5216. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter. Italy owes us reparashuns n munny n sheet.
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  5217. I wonder whether King Charles will invite Sam Smith to perform at his coronation.
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  5218. I wanna see that in a video!
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  5219.  @The_Phoenix_Saga  Trying to reply to your own comment is a good way to discover whether it's been automatically deleted.
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  5220.  @Slash1066  DEFINITELY, YES! I'd be DELIGHTED if Richard Ayoade could've been the new Doctor.
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  5221.  @Sam_Green____4114  True. The actor Richard Todd played Guy Gibson in "The Dambusters". Todd had himself been a parachute officer during D-Day. Todd was strictly-speaking too old to play Gibson, but that was unimportant. I recall a TV documentary about the making of the film. Todd said that nearly everybody in the movie was ex-forces. This was in the era of national service/conscription. That's why it all looked correct. Todd said these men knew how to move, how to salute, how to get the "look". Compare that with the nonsense in lots of CGI movies about WW2. Ben Affleck in "Pearl Harbor". What nonsense.
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  5222.  @Estelle2007  The replies are disappearing. But I'm just a conspiracy theorist.
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  5223.  @astutenomad2879  Covid is the only Chinese product which lasted more than a week.
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  5224.  @Subgunman  I'm a nerd about WW2 aviation. Ace aircrews in WW2 were equivalent to The Stig. Newly-qualified aircrew were equivalent to somebody who passed his driving test a week ago. There's no substitute for time spent in cockpit.
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  5225. Should've gone to Amarillo. Then he wouldn't need to keep hugging his pillow.
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  5226. £6 was a lot of money in 1965.
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  5227.  @j.j.1064  We should all go Three Yorkshiremen at this point. "We used to live in shoe box in midlle t'road. We was poor but we was 'appy".
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  5228. I wonder if he visited the town of Goring in Sussex.
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  5229.  @johncox2865  'Cos it's FUNNY! My own grandfather destroyed three Arados. He was the worst engineer the Luftwaffe ever had.
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  5230. If I wrote what I think about this, YouTube would ban me and the cops would arrest me.
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  5231.  @Ken-bs3ve  I distrust the establishment. Sheep always obey their shepherd. The same shepherd will send them to slaughter. If you trust knights of the realm and the BBC, you deserve what you'll get.
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  5232.  @Sennaxm71  For every infamous name revealed, there are hundreds more we'll never know about. Trust our establishment? F*ck, no.
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  5233.  @Beauloqs  Saves the rest of us the trouble.
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  5234.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  THANKS FOR CORRECTING ME! Only one man, but maybe he got about a lot.
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  5235. This comment section will shortly be wiped in 3, 2, 1... Sadly.
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  5236.  @brendon1689  MAN # 1: "I was attacked by an alligator". MAN # 2: "You're a liar". MAN # 1: "No I'm not!" MAN # 2: "It wasn't an alligator, it was a crocodile". MAN # 1: "Thankyou for correcting me, but who's gonna reattach my severed arm?"
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  5237. Yes, a bit like Harry and Paul or the late Benny Hill.
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  5238. Good to see you back, Andy. We all know it was Keef Kuntabout who got you into trouble. Keef nicked your phone between drinks and tear-ups. Prof. Gideon Micropenis saw the message, reported it to Twat Valley Police and the rest is history. ANDREW LAWRENCE IS INNOCENT!
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  5239. 76 pages? Biden can't read that many without falling asleep.
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  5240. I look at my body hair and wonder if I'm 30% chimpanzee.
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  5241.  @michaelseddon7280  NO CORNWALL USED TO BE AN INDEPENDENT PRINCIPALITY UNTIL YOU F*CKIN' ENGLISH INVADED AND ENSLAVED US! I'm only joking. I'm not actually Cornish and I've never been there. I'm making a point about how persons with shared values and customs live in harmony.
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  5242. HERE'S A GOOD IDEA: Let's dig a huge ditch around the UK and fill it with water. That'll stop illegal migration, right? Oh I forgot...
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  5243.  @musashidanmcgrath  Under any other circumstances, I'd be displeased. As things stand, they're feckin heroes.
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  5244. There's a line about this in the Bible. The J-man says, "Go and sin no more".
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  5245. BEST . RANT . EVER .
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  5246. Perhaps the wife's boyfriend can pen the foreword.
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  5247.  @Toboganride  Blame Brexit instead. And climate change.
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  5248.  @AwRighttttt  Simon would make a talk about chewing gum both informative and truthful. And some people would hate Simon for it.
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  5249. I do the same thing every time I go to the beach.
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  5250. Is there blood on the truck? Leave it there as a trophy. There was a Hurricane pilot in WW2 who shot down a German bomber. One of the crew baled out and crashed his head on the Hurricane's wing. The pilot refused to allow the blood to be washed off. I once went looking for a bike thief. I found him riding the bike hours later, and crashed my car into the thief. He left his hand print on my car as he went over the bonnet. I never washed the bonnet again.
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  5251. Back in the day, far left Tony Benn and sensible right Enoch Powell often spoke together on the same platform.
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  5252. Andrew Lawrence created a parody character called Prof. Gideon Micropenis. Every one of these persons is like a parody of Andrew Lawrence's parody.
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  5253.  @darkwoods1954  The afr irght, inspired by Trump, Brexit and climate change.
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  5254.  @buryitdeep  You might like to read an angry response by a Frenchman, in this thread. Funny how we Brits saved the French in two world wars, and they've never forgiven us for it.
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  5255. A French bloke came here, left some nasty comments about the British at Dunkirk and has since deleted his own comments.
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  5256. The UN should send peace-keeping forces to Chicago. Maybe the army of Somalia or Mozambique. Those countries have fewer gun-murders than the USA's Chicago. At the same time, we need an international commission to look into voter fraud. Welcome to a Democrat-run city in 2021, folks.
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  5257. This is how liberty and free speech are destroyed. Piece by piece. So slowly, so gently that we don't know they're gone until it's too late.
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  5258.  @alexeric3898  It's almost as if Enoch Powell was right all along.
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  5259.  @TheAtkey  I want Trump to return like Christopher Reeve at the end of "Superman II". Replaces the flag on the Whitehouse. Says, "I'm sorry I went away, but I promise never to leave you again". Then he flies off into the sky and gives us a smile.
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  5260.  @janetattwood5581  Lots of my comments get deleted because the Al Gore rhythms dislike me using certain words. I've started describing people from Africa and Asia as gingers. No disrespect intended. I think most people get the joke.
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  5261. It's hilarious and tragic that both the SNP's leader and the leader of the Scottish Labour Party are Pakistani Muslims. And the British PM is scarcely any better. Technically: We be forked.
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  5262.  @staberdearth3130  When Obama became POTUS I thought, "Thank God! Black folks can no longer blame Whitey for every bad thing in their lives!" BOY WAS I WRONG.
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  5263. This is what happens when we allow foxes into our hen house.
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  5264. Archie and Lillibet. Reminds me of Wayne and Waynetta Slob naming their kids Frogmellor and Spudulike. Both Wayne and Waynetta always wanted a braaaaown baby.
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  5265. YOU ARE THE BEST TYPE OF HUMAN. Live long and prosper.
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  5266. Have they searched Gary Lineker's house?
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  5267. also - you're first.
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  5268. As a Brit, it's enormously satisfying to see US citizens sharing their thoughts with Brits, Canucks, Aussies and so on.
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  5269.  @d-mac734  I left a comment here yesterday but it's disappeared. I think I accused all CCTV cameras of being r - ist. Because most of the people they film committing crimes aren't hu ite. Neither do they tend to be east Asian.
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  5270. Selecting a figure skater on the basis of diversity is funny. But surgeons, police officers and RAF pilots are being selected on the basis of diversity instead of ability. What could possibly go wrong?
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  5271. Mahyar is a feckin hero. Good man. And more British than most Tory MPs.
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  5272.  @krishnan-resurrection714  Mahyar isn't "against" Africans. Mahyar supports liberty and our native British rights. He sees uncontrolled immigration to the UK as a threat to his own adopted country, which he loves and respects. I strongly recommend his channel.
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  5273. Are you still hungry, Bob?
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  5274. Is Admiral Levine Quagmire's Dad?
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  5275.  @briancrawford8751  Amazing how we nerds here get butt-hurt (sorry, Brut hurt) over misquotations and errors in Latin grammar. Been there, done that myself. Screenwriters deserve some artistic licence. I wonder whether Caesar actually said his famous line. I myself suspect his final words were probably more like, "Aaarrgghhh! Uhh! Stop it! That hurts!" Or as in a 1960s comedy movie, "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in f'me!"
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  5276. I've always loved Data's poem about his cat.
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  5277. Technically speaking: We be fooked.
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  5278. More people will watch this video than some Disney movies.
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  5279. Why don't we just give up and hand the UK to the Taliban?
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  5280. Fox praised the ULEZ blade runners and mentioned he wouldn't mind doing the same himself. An offhand comment gets your house raided. If I said, "I don't blame parents for hitting a paedophile who's abused their child and I'd do the same myself", my home could be raided as well.
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  5281.  @andydudley1775  I'm certain thoughts like these have entered William's mind many times.
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  5282.  @susanwojcickisnicetwin  I'm doing the Atkins Diet right now. Nuthin except cheese omelettes, pork chops and beef all day. Never hungry. The fat just falls off.
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  5283.  @thezanzibarbarian5729  Easier for the NWO puppeteers to pull her strings.
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  5284. GB News should invite the Lotus Eaters, PJW and several others to become regular contributors and debaters. Andrew Lawrence should be invited to provide comedy interludes. If they don't do so, it shows they're controlled opposition.
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  5285.  @andrewfairborn6762  Jokes can't be funny if every part of the joke is 100% correct. Jokes depend on misunderstandings. Like the guy who died whilst parachuting. His aqualung failed to open. It wouldn't be funny if his parachute failed to open.
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  5286.  @andrewfairborn6762  By your logic, half the jokes in "Airplane!" should be cancelled. And don't get me onto "Blazing Saddles" or "The Producers".
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  5287. Couldn't make this programme today. Not enough black people in it.
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  5288. I've had lots of contact with students from Hong Kong, the epitome of British fair play and organisation, combined with Chinese hard work and business sense. The template for a prosperous and fair society is right there. Some cultures are better than others, as proven throughout the world.
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  5289. The US is becoming South Park.
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  5290.  @alangknowles  Boris thinks, "Is somebody eating a tuna sandwich?"
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  5291. Lots of lesbians in the police. A lesbian cop takes a girl into a small room. "Take off all your clothes and show us your private parts".
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  5292. I associate Blair with the murder of Dr. David Kelly.
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  5293. Angry sea bass with lasers on their heads.
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  5294. Never could've happened if Norwich Union was still the Norwich union. Never could've happened if the UK was still the UK.
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  5295. Hahaha! Excellent!
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  5296. She looks at the UK today and her ashes spin in her urn.
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  5297. I left a funny, non-hateful comment a few minutes ago and it's disappeared. I was among the first persons to arrive, nearly first.
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  5298.  @horsepoorwilson  Lots of muscled women with hairy arms and tattoos will be disappointed not to make acquaintance with young Greta. Right now several of them are calling in favours, hoping Greta will become a cell-mate.
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  5299.  @djdusted6485  Sorry, I was being speciesist.
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  5300. Enoch's ghost feels your pain.
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  5301. Some people imagine changing their sex is like changing their hair colour. They can change back again afterwards, right?
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  5302. This Scottish bloke is a minority in London.
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  5303.  @jeffberlin4179  This event was mostly peaceful. The guy is a gud boi, loves his momma, jus gettin ready fo his medical exams, President Trump caused this an sistemic waycism n oppreshun n sheet. The killer is confirmed as a black rapper, but TV tries to avoid saying so.
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  5304. God has a sense of humour. And He's big enough to take a joke.
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  5305. Joe gets confused between the UK and the Ukraine. "Dear God, the Ruskies have invaded England and killed Princess Elizabeth?"
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  5306. The hatchet-job Channel 4 documentary about them last night (9 May '22) is PA's best recruiting advert ever.
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  5307. Says "5 Replies" but only two are visible.
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  5308.  @thanksbob638  Yep.
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  5309. As a Ray myself, I agree.
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  5310. It's bad now but it's gonna get worse.
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  5311. Yeah but he's forgotten he's got it.
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  5312. There's a cell waiting for Kanye, alongside that of Julian Assange.
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  5313. Budget is unimportant. Hitchcock said, "The three most important things are the screenplay, the screenplay and the screenplay".
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  5314. I distrust IQ tests. I gave maths lessons to my child during lockdown. It was seriously difficult to get my head around algebra which I hadn't used since the 1970s. Presenting IQ tests to people whose school had a dirt floor might produce unreliable results. If there are IQ differences between the races, we still retain equal value as human beings. But don't blame W people if some of them can't become scientists.
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  5315.  @ricky1154  The BBC hates you. Hate them back.
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  5316. Notice how the rioters tend to be called "youths/kids/children/teenagers" rather than a more specific description. I'm British and in the UK. A serious stabbing yesterday on a London train. None of the broadcasters gave a description of the attacker. I immediately knew the type of person who'd done it. Gaslighting.
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  5317.  @tommaguzzi1723  Frogmellor. Meg naming her son "Harrison" demonstrates she chose the name herself.
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  5318. I was gonna write the exact same comment. But you beat me. A bit like OJ with a knife.
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  5319. TITLE OF A PREVIOUS PJW VIDEO: "Some cultures are better than others".
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  5320.  @LondonPestControl  What have they all got in common? The New Zealand rugby team of course. The All Blacks.
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  5321.  @Pork_For_Ramadan  Yeah, I pump gas there 'cos I never made it as a movie star. I assumed "pumping gas" would be working at a petrol station. Turned out I was hired to fart into plastic bags and sell them to gays on Ebay.
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  5322. The first-past-the-post system guarantees either a Labour or a Conservative victory. A party like Reform could get a third of the vote and no MPs.
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  5323. @Peak Aussieman OLD GUY: There's a storm coming". SARAH CONNOR: "I know".
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  5324. "I have in my hand a piece of... oh, sumpthing, it's a what is it, it's a... I had four of those when I was a boy, and cornpop".
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  5325.  @vonmilash823  The sheep will own nothing and be happy. Or the dogs will be set on them.
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  5326. Comments and channels being deleted in order to protect free speech. Hmmm...
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  5327.  @WillyEckaslike  Hence the need for cre4t1ve 5pelling.
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  5328. An interesting explanation. Thanks for providing it. So the cyclist's excuse is, "I'm too much of a dickhead to maintain my bike properly". If I had a badly-maintained fixed wheel bike, I'd ride with extra caution in a busy street. He wins First Prize in the Darwin Awards.
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  5329.  @itsMe_TheHerpes  A population with a closed mind, an intolerant attitude and a readiness to become violent would not have allowed the invasion of their homeland, the desecration of their memorials and the sexual assault on thousands of their daughters.
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  5330.  @malicant123  I don't blame the wolves. They're only doing what's in their nature. I blame the shepherds whom we trusted, who opened the gates and invited the wolves to enter our safe space.
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  5331. My dachshund is called Cleopatra and I'm tickling her as I type this.
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  5332. Priti Useless. Priti Placebo. Other names also available.
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  5333.  @bigblue6917  Correct. I'm too lazy to look up the figures, but panzer production was dwarfed by British tank production. And don't even get onto US production...
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  5334. Bud Lite contains more soy than alcohol. Maybe.
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  5335.  @plainspeaking6297  I work alongside vast numbers of undergraduates from India and Africa. The local university prefers them because they pay LOTS more than native Brits. Nearly half the persons at the annual graduation ceremony are non-Brits. Virtually ALL of them stay in the UK, gain the right to remain and import their extended family. Many can barely write English.
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  5336. I'm a Brit. If I'd been there, I would've gladly stood at their side. Different flag, same values.
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  5337. I'm delighted when Elon Musk, John Cleese and Ricky Gervais break away from the narrative.
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  5338. The BBC wouldn't make the TV series today unless Claudius was portrayed as bl a c que.
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  5339.  @danran100  Your anger is misplaced. The term "WASP" is widely used in the US, meaning "White Anglo Saxon Protestant". It denotes the descendants of the English/British, as opposed to the descendants of the white Jews, the Catholic Irish, the Cajun French and so on.
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  5340.  @farisa4317  Ellwood is super-woke and happily accepts unlimited immigration. He cosies-up to the R o P and applauds their new government in Afghanistan. He's on the receiving end of his own quest for diversity but probably blames the ifr irght. He's an ex-soldier but expects our new arrivals to fight for Britain.
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  5341. Hard to know without seeing the ENTIRE video, plus what happened BEFORE the cameras were switched on.
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  5342.  @CoffeeFresh_  Dammit, I spelled his name wrong.
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  5343. Stringfellow was blacque, claims Lenny Henry.
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  5344. Coming to a city near us in three, two, one...
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  5345. I wonder how many Bradford lads died in Flanders mud in their Pals' Battalions. They never envisaged that schoolkids would be too frightened to wear their nation's uniforms in public.
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  5346.  @brianbadonde8700  Agreed. And it's barely started.
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  5347. Your comment is so truthful, it'll be banned soon.
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  5348. Same with persons from the mostly peaceful religion.
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  5349. Everybody who buys a TV licence is funding this crap.
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  5350. I'm offended by the mews limb call to prayer.
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  5351. Does Spain still possess some territory in north Africa? Send them there!
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  5352. Hunter got hunted.
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  5353. WEF.
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  5354.  @hankscorpion  He got his reparations.
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  5355. Memories of Bruce Lee in "Enter the Dragon".
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  5356.  @jimballantine4408  I suspect Gary keeps refugees as house pets. A bit like the old "Harry and Paul" sketches, about a posh southern family, keeping a northerner as a pet.
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  5357.  @MrMegagoldenarms  Egypt is on the African continent but the hieroglyphs prove its population was mostly "Mediterranean" persons. Some illustrations do indeed feature persons of a Congolese or Nigerian appearance, mostly (but not entirely) as conquered prisoners and slaves.
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  5358.  @MrMegagoldenarms  Not a lot of pyramids in Nubia.
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  5359. As a Brit, I share your pain.
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  5360. Not enough lamp posts or rope in all of Westminster. But there are plenty of trees in London's parks and strong electrical cable would suffice. Set up seating and sell tickets. I'd laugh so hard, I'd break a rib.
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  5361. The Guardian is more than one third Saudi-owned. Search online, see for yourself.
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  5362. The BBC should stick to broadcasting and nothing else.
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  5363.  @c.greystone9825  Walking among the great buildings of Westminster resembles the stonework of the Mayan, Aztec and ancient Egyptians. The stones remain, the the great civilisation which created the buildings has destroyed itself.
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  5364. Harry has painted a target on the back of every cop or serviceman who's supposed to protect him.
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  5365. Perhaps Superman was ALWAYS gay. The only other person who'd wear those sorts of clothes would be Elton John.
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  5366. If there's no description of the wanted killers, we know what they look like.
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  5367. Steven Spielberg, Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe, Alan Rickman and Miriam Margolyes are/were all Jewish. Let's blame the author for how characters were played in the movies, decades after she wrote the books. (EDIT - Ms. Watson's Wiki biography formerly mentioned Jewish heritage, but it's now been edited out. Either the original entry was in error, or she prefers to describe her English Jewish heritage as just "English".)
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  5368.  @louiseyvette2261  My only regret is that I don't have a Nat West account which I could close.
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  5369.  @freebirdtony  I left a Reply here earlier which has been deleted.
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  5370.  @cyberleaderandy1  WELL DONE! I envy you. I don't want to know about the sexual habits of complete strangers. I just want them to do their f*ckin' jobs.
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  5371. Your comment deserves a video.
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  5372.  @bartsanders1553  Intresting serees of replys hear.
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  5373.  @ripvanwinkle2002  It's funny, but the real world doesn't have many jobs for graduates with third-rate degrees in sociology with economics.
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  5374. "Like Webster's Dictionary I'm Morocco bound" - Bing and Bob, opening song, "The Road to Morocco". Couldn't make the movie today, depicting Arabs and north Africans as Arabs and north Africans. It'd be waycist.
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  5375.  @Mereologist  DC sounds like "dixie". W A Y C I S T !!!
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  5376. BOTH Of her brain cells? Diane can't count that high.
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  5377.  @paulmuaddib3470  Keep up the good work, Paul.
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  5378.  @Nickel1147  According to Wiki, the unofficial death toll for the 1974 famine in Bangladesh was 1,400,000. A much smaller war which quickly ended.
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  5379. * CLOSING . Sorry, I'm a spelin Narzi and litrully Hilter.
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  5380. "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" "Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?" "Have you seen the blond hairs on my legs?"
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  5381. Horrid and Smeg should be to laugh it off, by issuing their own video in which they mimic the lines from South Park. Happy and smiling, laughing at themselves. That would be the best reaction, for them to laugh along with the rest of us. Instead they're sour and bad-tempered.
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  5382. I'm surprised Sky hasn't yet deleted your comment. Or suspended all comments. EDIT - Can anyone see this, or is my comment rendered invisible?
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  5383. I'd gladly give Scotland independence if they'd accept all the UK's fugees and permanently shut the border.
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  5384. No mention of this on the BBC. I dunno why...
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  5385. Yeah but maffs and speling arr boff rasist.
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  5386. I live in England, not far from where thousands of Canucks were billeted under canvas during the months before D-Day. When driving nearby, I always point out the location to my passengers. Bless your Dad, and thankyou to him for risking his neck for liberty.
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  5387.  @karyne826  Not that I've got anything against people with hairy armpits.
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  5388. Jokes about chickens crossing the road are all speciesist.
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  5389. They were diverse, so mostly peaceful.
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  5390.  @hmq9052  Good plumbers and electricians earn more than a school teacher. The best have earnings on a par with GPs and solicitors. A skilled tradesman will live in a big four-bedroom house and take Caribbean holidays. Graduates from useless soft subjects will be selling insurance over the phone.
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  5391. Kinnock wrote Biden's speeches. Diane counted Biden's votes.
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  5392. There was some excellent investigative work carried out by an Australian a few years ago. The documentary is somewhere on YouTube. The final head shot was misfired by a Secret Service agent. Hence the cover-up, witnesses saying they heard a gunshot near the grassy knoll and the scent of gun smoke. JFK's brain was "lost" because the Secret Service used frangible rounds, unlike Oswald's rifle. There DEFINITELY was a conspiracy, but only to cover up the Secret Service's friendly fire.
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  5393. That's not an FE2B! Surely it's a BE2. (Please correct me if I'm mistaken, or correct the titling.)
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  5394.  @susiegreenwood8320  I'll be there on 1st June as well. Gotta be with other honest people and we'll all get beaten up by the cops together.
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  5395. It's a Wonderful Life.
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  5396.  @muckle8  I never blame foxes for what they do in the hen house. i only blame their enablers, who open the doors and invite the foxes inside.
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  5397. Damned true that.
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  5398.  @theprincipalofficer_1  Lots of scare stories on the BBC, about how black people are disproportionately being killed by covid. White people have a smaller mortality rate than black people. BBC fomenting race tensions.
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  5399.  @GuapoJhimi  Better still, let's all go around to Bob Iger's house and have a tantrum in his kitchen. Oh dear, my comment might trigger Disney into suing me for a hundred $million.
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  5400. We'll need TWO of these every month, if we're to keep pace at all.
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  5401.  @johnmcguinness6145  "Frying tonight!"
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  5402. At this point, there is zero difference between the parties which command us.
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  5403. Agreed.
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  5404. I actually like Putin. Obviously he's a nasty piece of work, but he looks after his own country's interests.
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  5405.  @Theshropshireratter  I'm pleased the final last stand was in Berlin. Less than five years earlier, the last stand might've been in London. Imagine Westminster or Whitehall with wrecked Bren carriers at every road junction.
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  5406.  @davidgraham2413  Sheep.
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  5407. They used to expose themselves. On dark nights whilst wearing a grey raincoat. It used to be illegal. Now it's "stunning and brave".
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  5408.  @TheKulu42  The Luftwaffe should've hired some British engineers to make better engines. Then give Ford a contract to build 500 a week in the USA. It would've been great then.
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  5409.  @Sajuek  This story only gets reported because the girl was black. Same happens to a white girl? Nah, nothing to see here. Lesbian coppers strip-searching children? That's stunning and brave. Alt right conspiracy theory? No, this is justified resentment against how we're policed.
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  5410. This is why people must not carry knives. This is why we need stop and search. But stop and search is waycist.
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  5411. Or Brexit.
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  5412.  @robk2167  The UK fighting Germans was a long, long time ago. Modern Germans, Brits, Swedes, French, Canucks and Yanks face the same mortal enemy: Their own governments.
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  5413. Jacob reels like an Edwardian gentleman at a tea party.
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  5414. George Cross.
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  5415. Neil is the bloke we need as PM but will never get.
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  5416. Lrrr is the ruler of Omicron Persei 8. He watches reruns of "Single Female Lawyer" on TV.
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  5417.  @daviddevries8242  THANKS!
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  5418.  @thhseeking  "I'll get you Butler!"
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  5419. Wakanda.
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  5420. As a Briton in the UK - same here.
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  5421. Carl's very talented and continuously getting better. The BBC should give him a job and... oh, hang on...
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  5422. If lockdowns worked, the virus would've finished six months ago.
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  5423.  @charlestaylor8566  Private Eye magazine used to be the number one anti-establishment rag. Since the BBC hired Hislop, Private Eye has become another pillar of the establishment. Neither the BBC nor Hislop can say anything which offends the BBC's narrative.
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  5424. Is it not strange that South Park mock Smeg and Hairy but give Brandon a free pass.
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  5425. Or Doug and Dinsdale Piranha. Spiney Norman would sort them out. (If that's obscure, do a search.)
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  5426. Damned good story.
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  5427. A saying from the pioneer era of aviation (before 1914): It's always a good landing if you can walk away from it".
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  5428. I never understood why Steven Spielberg, when seeking a star for his movie "The Color Purple", chose the ONLY black "Jewish" actress who existed in Hollywood.
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  5429. Does anyone remember the BBC's DREADFUL series "Churchill's people" from the mid-1970s? Supposedly based on Churchill's books, but EVERY episode expressed the Marxist view of history, dramatising workers revolting against capitalist authority. I was a school kid at the time. A troupe of lefty actors was doing the rounds in the south of England, performing historical scenes for school children, but actually promoting a Marxist view of every event ever from British history. Like other kids at that age, I was too naive to realise what was going on or to have spoken out against it. These days they have lefty weirdos in dresses doing something similar.
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  5430. As an Anglican, I used to think, "The Bishop of Rome can go fork himself". Having converted to Pastafarianism, I still reckon the Pope should go fork himself.
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  5431. Both parties? Diane can't count that high.
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  5432. Agreed. We need more black Nazis in combat games. Also - we need more pandas.
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  5433. Somebody replied, but Skynet won't allow me to see it.
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  5434. Agreed, and that will be a bloody day.
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  5435.  @APT79  Is that you, Clem?
    6
  5436.  @Jolis_Parsec  Styx is the G.O.A.T.
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  5437. Merci notre ami Francais!
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  5438. Imagine if George Bailey pulled this stunt with his Savings and Loan. Old Man Potter would've taken over the entire town. "Help me Clarence, let me live again".
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  5439. I left a reply here earlier which has been deleted. So... nuffin new there.
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  5440. A nuclear winter will counteract global warming. I see no downside.
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  5441. Let's just depopulate the globe with a global pandemic. End of problem.
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  5442. Please cover Spike Lee at the Cannes film festival, claiming black people are being hunted by whites. Go on. Search YouTube. He also called Trump a gangster. As if REAL gangsters aren't hunting people in Chicago. Unbe-fuckin'-lievable.
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  5443. I side with Clarkson, who smacked Morgan in the mouth. Probably 'cos Corbyn wasn't nearby at the time.
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  5444. A decade from now the UK will resemble Yugoslavia in the 1990s.
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  5445. Diane says you're eleventyeth.
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  5446. Cleese is both the Messiah AND a naughty boy!
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  5447. Promoted beyond her abilities.
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  5448.  @bruceangel8685  There is zero racism in spikefive's comment. You see stuff which isn't there.
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  5449.  @proudsaiyanprince2651  He always looks to me like a 19th century officer in the light cavalry during the Victorian era. I can imagine him riding a horse, waving his sabre and charging at the guns in the Valley of Death.
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  5450.  @네이트420  "Long hair = Woman" only came about because of the need for short military haircuts. Short military haircuts became necessary in order to get rid of lice and bugs. Also, short hair is less easily seized by an enemy in a life-or-death grapple involving bayonets and the gouging of eyes.
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  5451. Agreed. The BBC claims the death of George Floyd influenced hip hop during the 1980s and 1990s. Makes sense.
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  5452.  @twig3288  Nah. Satan takes one look at what the WEF is doing and says, "Dammit, that's a better idea than I ever had".
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  5453. I want Harry to hire Tiger Woods as Meghan's chauffer.
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  5454.  @doctordetroit4339  O'Bama is from an Irish family. Definitely both black and tanned.
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  5455. I prefer Peter Griffin's take on this. "Shut up Meg".
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  5456.  @sarahwagland1559  Every comedian requires a high IQ.
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  5457. Nice to see Yanks here on this UK channel. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're fo0king ourselves.
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  5458. Don't give the f*ckin' government ideas!
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  5459. ...which explains why the BBC will never hide him.
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  5460. Anybody who ties bundles of sticks together is a fascist.
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  5461.  @carlsummers2316  THANKS! I also repeatedly post a comment about Princess Meg. She had the same problem as Miss Piggy, who was upset when she visited Kermit's family. The frogs all wondered how pink the tadpoles would be. It usually gets a few Likes.
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  5462.  @leathleyg5995  "Oi open the f*ckin' door and let me out, it's too Boering in here".
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  5463.  @museonfilm8919  4.) Every claim made by the BBC.
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  5464. They'll come for Leo next.
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  5465. The British government is Anglophobic.
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  5466. I recommend GB News. They do a wonderful anti-woke newspaper review from 5am daily. Very amusing.
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  5467.  @teddnaing6851  Make Blood Eagles Great Again.
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  5468.  @savvageorge  Imagine if covid arrived in the 1980s. Jimmy Savile would be on TV adverts, encouraging you to get the jab. Dr. Harold Shipman would be overjoyed.
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  5469. Like the Borg. Resistance is futile. They even worship at a black cube.
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  5470. I visited Disney World in Florida and used the toilets. I heard grunting from what the Americans call the stalls. The door burst open to reveal Mickey Mouse participating in an act of gross indecency with Pluto. Now I'm frightened of rainbows and I'll never return.
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  5471. @The Richest Man In Babylon "Oi - stop chuckin' them bleeding spears!"
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  5472. I recall an old Johnny Weismuller Tarzan film, shown on TV in the 1970s. Tarzan discovered an ancient lost civilisation in the African jungle. In the late 1930s, the lost civilisation needed to be depicted as white, which was stoooopid. Now the Vikings are required to be depicted as black. It's moronic..
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  5473. Why?
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  5474. Ten bullets? Diane can't count that high.
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  5475. The biggest problem is hundreds of traitors in Parliament.
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  5476. I can never use the local Wilko because there's nowhere to park. Entirely the local council's fault. Double yellow lines everywhere.
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  5477. Yes, hundreds of doctors and scientists arriving in Kent every week,
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  5478. More info, please. Links?
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  5479.  @danielriddell441  Yes, just before I take my terminal breath.
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  5480. The same gentle, reassuring and caressing tones a sex abuser would use with his victim.
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  5481. I left a funny reply to my earlier comment, but half an hour later it's disappeared. It definitely wasn't antisemitic, and it's sad because if I'm reported for hate speech enough, the Youtube algorithms will automatically ban me. I wrote that Jesus Christ, Jeremy Corbyn and Jeremy Clarkson all have the same initials and all got shafted by the Jews. I thought that was funny. It most emphatically wasn't hate speech.
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  5482. SIMON IF YOU'RE READING THIS: Churchill himself regarded Alfred the Great as the greatest ever Brit.
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  5483. Good phrase. The consequences of no consequences.
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  5484. Diane says that's nearly 60 seconds. Diane went to university, so she knows all about numbers and crack pipes and sheet.
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  5485.  @Theycallmemister  Oui, et notre politicians hate us. (Sorry, mon Francais est tres pauvre.)
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  5486. Kathy Griffin at the 17 minute point. Meg's ethically-twisted twin sister.
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  5487.  @BonusHole  THAT TOO ! EDIT - I left a different comment here a couple of hours ago which has since disappeared.
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  5488.  @hindenpeter2.04  Is that you, Clem?
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  5489. We've got the first bit. Still waiting for the second.
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  5490. I left a sensible and inoffensive comment here earlier. It's been deleted.
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  5491. Thankyou for William of Orange, who kicked off the "Glorious Revolution".
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  5492. God preserve us from the Church.
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  5493. I'm from Mars, my wife is from Venus.
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  5494. The BBC would blame siss temm ique hu ite way sism and the ifr irght.
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  5495. Pubs were nearly destroyed when smoking was banned. The few survivors have mostly become restaurant-pubs. Goodbye old friends, we'll never see you again.
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  5496.  @eldontyrell4361  When I was a kid, my older family used to say, "Stay away from coppers and hospitals".
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  5497.  @nickvoelker7180  A potato who reads a teleprompt won't be so stupid as to say "pause".
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  5498. Maybe more could be achieved by visiting the Coutts boardroom and throwing paint over the directors. Seven different pots. Rainbow paint, obviously.
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  5499. Idi Amin labelled himself "Daddy" to ingratiate himself with his population.
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  5500.  @MB-lf8rm  I hope Andrew sees my comment and creates his own version.
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  5501.  @MB-lf8rm  HARRY: "When I say we lived in a palace, it were a palace to us, but it was actually a shoe box in middle t'road".
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  5502.  @RilaAudio  Powell Line.
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  5503. 1 FIRST 'cos I used my hu ite privilege.
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  5504. NRA members would've only required one round per target and wouldn't have missed. On the other hand, Pookie and Ray Ray...
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  5505. The Stig almost grinned in full agreement.
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  5506. Lefties who tell me not to w*nk are exceeding their authority.
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  5507.  @ottovrizo5693  Islam is its direct replacement.
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  5508. Japan is horrifically-overcrowded. Buying a home there is unaffordable. A managed decline in population is a good thing. No need to spend on increased infrastructure. A harmonious society, with shared values and customs. A kind of heaven. Imagine if the UK was this way...
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  5509. YES.
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  5510.  @gavhenrad  When I say "leftists", I mean Tory MPs. When I say "BBC", I mean fifth columnists.
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  5511. ANDREW IF YOU'RE READING THIS - - PLEASE STAND FOR PARLIAMENT AT THE NEXT GENERAL ELECTION !!!
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  5512. 1984 + Fahrenheit 451 = 2021.
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  5513. MLK would regard GF as the worst example of a black man.
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  5514. The UK has drought warnings in place. We also have flood warnings in place. Something tells me there is no crisis, except the one the water boards themselves created.
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  5515. Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch about the Townswomens Guild of Sheffield's re-enactment of the Battle of Pearl Harbor. I just want all these women to stand in their finery in a muddy field and punch the eff out of each other.
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  5516. I want Clarkson as the next PM. With Hamster doing the interviews, because he looks cute and attracts the lady voters. Leave the actual work to the Captain and tell the other two to keep out of the way. Statements in the Commons to be made by The Stig.
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  5517. Bringing rap drill to a gun fight.
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  5518. I recall the opening of a Les Dawson monologue. "The first time I saw my wife, she was standing against a wall, shoving snuff up her nose with a billiard cue". That line would be misogynistic today and Les would be banned.
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  5519.  @PhilipBaker-sf4yv  True. The first casualty of war is truth.
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  5520. This is what happens when a PM and her cabinet are elected on the basis of diversity instead of competence.
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  5521.  @harry.flashman  How many spare bedrooms does Gary Lineker have? New scientists should be compulsorily housed in the spare bedrooms of wealthy people. A bit like the children who were evacuated to the countryside during WW2. That'll create a shift in opinion.
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  5522.  @sicsempertyrannis3782  AGREED WHOLEHEARTEDLY. Question: Is there an equivalent word which covers Britain rather than just England? Words like "Britainophobia" are clumsy. As a Cornishman, I'm not even certain I'm English.
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  5523.  @sheepleboot-licker9824  Absolutely regardless of how much money is spent on the NHS, it will continue to provide rotten service. Health services in other countries cost less and treat more patients to a higher standard.
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  5524.  @alanwhite6730  Lindsay Hoyle will blame white fundamentalists. Galloway will blame Israel. Starmer will blame the Tories.
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  5525.  @peterlatham8165  Majority in some British cities, which is why Galloway won in Rochdale. Plus postal votes.
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  5526. NO! Your comment is "7 seconds ago", but another bloke got "9 seconds ago". Sorry.
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  5527.  @everythingisupsidedown9593  You too? YT says 8 replies, but I can only see 3 (plus perhaps mine).
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  5528. Every year is different. I recall 1976 when it snowed here in southern England at the end of March.
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  5529. The BBC told me so.
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  5530. December is a good month for videos about the Bulge. I wonder whether Mark prepared this video in the summer and has been keeping it on ice ever since.
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  5531. It's almost as if locking-down the economy for two years, crashing the Exchequer's tax revenue, borrowing hundreds of £billions to support the state and printing vast amounts of paper money to make up the shortfall has had unexpected consequences.
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  5532. PJW deserves more Likes than the Pope.
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  5533. A British person of Iranian descent. As with Italian-Americans.
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  5534.  @golagiswatchingyou2966  I'm more colored than Meg. I've got pink skin, red lips, blue eyes and yellow teeth. Meg should cease appropriating my identity.
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  5535.  @WilhelmKarsten  Plywood became obsolete AFTER the Vampire and the Sea Hornet. But not at that time.
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  5536.  @WilhelmKarsten  Worked great on the Mosquito.
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  5537. AY UP LOTUS EATERS! (2 tone usually leaves this message, but this time I've beaten him to it.)
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  5538. We know Harry is lying because his lips moved.
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  5539. Reminds me of "Family Guy stubborn as a mule". Go find it.
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  5540.  @anthonybartlett6924  Nah, they were both from Senegal. Or Nigeria. Obviously.
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  5541. My first in about 1967 was the Typhoon. I love the smell of glue in the morning. It smells like Airfix.
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  5542. I demand reparations from Italy for their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter. Gimme money.
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  5543.  @eccehomer8182  Hello from the English south coast. Every time I leave a comment which contains the "proper nouns" for this event, YT's algorithms automatically delete it.
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  5544. I recall their "youth" newspaper. Can't remember its name, but the letter "R" was backwards to resemble a Soviet "R".
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  5545. Tolpuddle Martyrs.
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  5546. @GretsGarbo Agreed. I love Kipling's poems. Stuff like "Chant Pagan", where a working class squaddie who'd fought the Boers is sick of the UK and fancies going back to South Africa again.
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  5547. You mean the Nigerian prince to whom I gave my credit card details wasn't on the level?
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  5548. Not a chance. Designed to fail.
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  5549. Hahaha so true!
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  5550. "Knows exactly what he's doing..." Yeah but he's forgotten about it 15 seconds later.
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  5551.  @TBarton7849  Please retype your comment. All I could hear was "Baa baa baa".
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  5552. Is that the episode where Frasier is needlessly cheerful and is repeatedly told, "You're not Jewish, are you?"
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  5553.  @nicholasmorrill4711  Maris is never seen. No actress could ever portray Maris better than the image conjured in our imaginations.
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  5554. A raging queen, what do you expect...
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  5555. There's an asteroid coming which might save us the wait.
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  5556. A line spoken by Jack Nicholson in a movie, describing women: "I think of a man, then take away all rationality and accountability". Definitely fits here.
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  5557.  @MarkDaleADV  Good idea. Others should go there and leave similar comments.
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  5558.  @wrongthinker843  Yes. I look at the BBC and that's what I think. Same as when I visit the toilet and see Gary Lineker on my toilet paper. (I was going to write "Diane Abbott" but I might be falsely accused of waycism.)
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  5559.  @Richard-or9rt  BEST. EVER. REPLIES.
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  5560.  @SouthernGothicYT  Funny but true story: Back in the 1950s, the Queen Mother (mother of the UK's present Queen) was on a visit to South Africa. She was introduced to a line of senior persons. One old Afrikaaner waited for his turn. As the Queen Mum arrived, he said, "I've never forgiven the English for what they did to my people". This could have been a huge break in protocol, but the Queen Mum replied, "We Scots know exactly what you mean".
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  5561.  @lewtscott3346  Thanks. I've left comments on other videos this morning, which disappeared within minutes.
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  5562.  @duncannixon7262  He thought his car was a dinghy.
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  5563. Exactly. If the whistleblower wasn't complying with the narrative, we wouldn't have heard of her.
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  5564.  @AutomaticDuck300  Any colour you like. So long as it's rainbow.
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  5565.  @normansidey5258  Correct, I intended to write "owner" but "editor" went there instead. Now edited and corrected. Although NOTHING went into his paper without his approval.
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  5566. I'd gladly accept 100,000 Ukrainians from the Azov Battalion. Resettle them in Telford and Rotherham. Instruct the cops to look the other way, as they did with thousands of children being raped. See what happens next and laugh out loud.
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  5567.  @theenglishman8668  OLD GUY: "There's a storm coming". SARAH CONNOR: "I know".
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  5568.  Jack Bradford  I'd like to know the percentage. Large chunks are owned by Russian oligarchs and the Saudis. And we should trust our mainstream media to represent the interests of the British people because...?
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  5569.  @bromion5123  I never pay it and my TV still works.
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  5570. Britain was very class-orientated in 1939. The air ace Johnny Johnson was refused a commission in the 1930s because, despite being a graduate (unusual at that time), he was considered too working class because his father was a policeman. So Johnson joined the Volunteer Reserves instead. Things changed very quickly from 1940. Squadrons suffered horrific casualties. Dead officers could only be replaced by promoting skilled NCOs from the ranks. Colonial servicemen were contemptuous of the class system. Aussies, Kiwis, Canucks, South Africans promoted skilled aviators solely upon merit and nothing else.
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  5571. I hope ULEZ does for Khan what transgender rapists did for Sturgeon.
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  5572.  @andrewegan7011  The Mexican Anthony Quinn as another Arab prince in the same movie. Or an Irish actor playing the very English Lawrence. YAH WAYCISTS ALL !!!
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  5573. Some people die in rural areas die with breathing problems because there's too much pollen. B A N T R E E S and F A R M I N G !
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  5574.  @choppersixty  Here in the UK, smaller crimes are routinely recorded as "incidents" but not crimes. Most smaller crimes (bike or cellphone thefts) are never investigated anyway. It makes the crime level look smaller, and the arrest/conviction rates for the remaining crimes are boosted. Lying via statistics.
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  5575.  @BrianMurfitt  Typical of the kind of joke told by wounded servicemen themselves. Servicemen who'd suffered serious burns told lots of jokes to each other about barbecues.
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  5576. I was on a jury. The defendant's barrister was absolutely useless. Didn't ask the right questions. Appeared not to know anything about the case until he took to his feet at the start. I asked LOTS of questions which I'd written on a piece of paper. I reckon I did more good for the defendant than his barrister.
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  5577.  @DestryAlecto  The Soviets and North Koreans owed a great debt to Frank Whittle as well. And to the f*ckwit Attlee government which gave them the technology.
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  5578.  @cormackeenan8175  An unfair comment about Brexiteers, Cormac. A good movie to set the record straight is, "Carve Her Name With Pride". A good book is "The Big Show" by Pierre Clostermann.
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  5579. ME: "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die".
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  5580. Reverse the waces and this would be given priority on the BBC news. And riots.
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  5581. Agreed. A collapsed economy can be overcome. Demographic suicide cannot.
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  5582.  @norikofu509  Did any of the women have a pen15? If not, it seems a nice place.
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  5583. I always make a point of buying wine from South Africa, New Zealand and Australia.
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  5584. Thanks for your service, John. Please visit the channel "Police Abusing Powers" and offer your insights. Lots of valid criticism of corrupt cops, but also videos about heroic officers who risked their lives in our service.
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  5585. The BBC described the one-eyed asylum-seeker as a man from Newcastle.
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  5586.  @ronnyrudeboy7461  True. It's "gallows humour".
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  5587. There was a proposed development of the P51 Mustang during the 1970s, fitted with a turboprop. A couple of prototypes were built but it didn't go into production.
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  5588. Where will they live?
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  5589.  @randlemcmurphy4983  Agreed. And if I resist, I'll be imprisoned for h8 speech or similar.
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  5590. The Guardian is more than 30% owned by the Saudi royal family, but loses £millions and sometimes TENS of £millions year on year in perpetuity. Google both facts for yourself. Why would a foreign state wish to invest in a company which is incapable of ever making a profit? Yes we know.
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  5591. Imagine a horse race like the Grand National. One of the entrants is a fat bloke riding a three-legged donkey. Amazingly, the fat rider and his three-legged donkey win the race. Not because they're any good, but because every other horse fell over, broke a leg and lost its rider. Keir Starmer is the fat bloke riding a three-legged donkey. Starmer and his donkey will win the next GE, not because he's deserving or he's any good, but because all the other parties have already fallen and destroyed themselves before the finish.
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  5592.  @chummychummy7651  We could tell smutty jokes about gays and B-people without being debanked or arrested.
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  5593. I'd prefer Boris to wait until the Tories to lose the general election. Boris should come back then.
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  5594. 48 organised crime gangs? I didn't know the UK had that many police forces.
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  5595.  @hyperlogicstudios5271  I agree with every part of your reply.
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  5596. Amazing to see how many replies have been deleted from your comment and others.
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  5597. AY UP LOTUS EATERS! (A respectful homage to 2tone, another regular subscriber.)
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  5598. Your comment is so wise, it's probably regarded as whey zist.
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  5599.  @myamdane6895  Lots of comments and replies disappearing. Says something.
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  5600. You mixin' pancakes? I've just done a whole load of 'em. I was an egg person today.
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  5601. Thanks for this info. You've educated me. I didn't know this before.
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  5602.  @solsnail4741  Same with Clint Eastwood movies.
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  5603. The Church of Space Ship Bee-Boop, as Family Guy put it.
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  5604. Don't pay and they go away. What part of that doesn't the government understand?
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  5605. I see your comments on all the best, soon-to-be-banned channels which tell the truth, von. Keep up the good work.
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  5606. I do watch the TV but rarely the BBC. I don't have a licence. I refuse to fund a corporation which despises me.
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  5607. I hope Elon doesn't blow his savings on this.
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  5608. I admire Putin.
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  5609.  @booboopriestess9321  It's not r4pe if it's consensual and she's aged 16+. It's seduction.
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  5610. Defending children from paedophiles and cruel experiments is far right bigotry. Wow, this is the western world in 2023.
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  5611. Rittenhouse deserves a statue.
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  5612.  @stephfoxwell4620  Constantinople as well.
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  5613. And blame Trump. And systemic way sism.
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  5614.  @chriscurtain1816  Sadly, this current government has been worse than even the Callaghan government of the '70s.
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  5615. "The UK is in decline because there are too many white people". - Says a hard-left Pakistani Muslim who writes for the Saudi-owned Guardian newspaper.
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  5616. I'm worried about the SNP's ambitious plans for things called McGulags.
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  5617. He'll be out on bond next week.
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  5618.  @cliveswabs9365  No good blaming Blair or Brown. How many Tory PMs have we had since Labour? They've reversed nothing.
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  5619. If the comment was hostile, was it hostile to the copper, or hostile to the nana? Funny how the female copper required male coppers to actually arrest the child.
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  5620.  jhon.francis  yepp tru
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  5621. I demand reparations from the Italian government, following their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter. Gimmee free sheeet n munny n stuff or you're a waaaycist.
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  5622.  @brianlinney2775  Better to waste votes on Keef than on Boris.
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  5623.  @otto.a.2465  Alex is welcome to tell us to F off. You and I are welcome to do so and cease Liking his videos. Which is sad, 'cos we're stronger together.
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  5624. I want Keith to stand for Parliament. I'd vote for him.
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  5625.  @glenngardin3561  Coming up in the next Dark Skies video: How a sheep's bladder may be used to predict earthquakes.
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  5626.  @JB-ym4up  A deleted scene from the cinema release of "Spartacus" had Crassus (Laurence Olivier) trying to seduce his slave Antoninus (Tony Curtis). It was removed for the cinema release, because the film was overly-long and the topic of gay seduction was risky in 1960. The scene was replaced in the 1990s "restored" version. The audio track was missing, so Tony Curtis reprised his role. Olivier was dead, but Anthony Hopkins did an excellent imitation of Olivier. I want to see the NEXT part of the deleted scene, where Crassus bends Antoninus over the sofa and bum-f*cks him, saying, "Squeal little piggy, squeal!". The director was Stanley Kubrick, who was infamous for making his actors repeat their scenes 50+ times before they got it right...
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  5627.  @fletcherhamilton3177  JEREMY CLARKSON: "I've had worse hangovers".
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  5628. And she was correct every time.
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  5629. Cape Fear. Both of them.
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  5630. I'm British. I demand reparations from the Italian government, following their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia from the year 50 BC. I remain traumatised. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter. Gimme munny.
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  5631.  @beecee2205  You are needlessly offensive and it does you no credit. I'd be DELIGHTED if Richard Ayoade could've been the new Doctor. Talented, charming and bound to increase the Doctor's audience and fan base. Instead we get a box-ticked nobody, selected on the basis of diversity but not talent.
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  5632. I want a mural of Tommy.
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  5633.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Lots of Wyatt Earp movies, including Henry Fonda, Kevin Costner and Kirk Douglas. Compare them with actual history. Lots of portrayals of Billie the Kid, including in the John Wayne movie "Chisum". No copyright issues, just provide links to those movies elsewhere on YouTube. Or just natter like you do in every other video. Above all: Enjoy yourself.
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  5634. If Germany hadn't invaded Belgium, the UK might've stayed out of it.
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  5635. Agreed.
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  5636.  @luisbustamante9869  There was a character in ancient Greek literature who was condemned to accurately predict the future, but he would never be believed. There was a Jewish German writer nearly 200 years ago who wrote, "Where they burn books, soon they will burn people". That sort of thing.
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  5637.  @jamesjameson4566  Doing a Jussie.
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  5638.  @catherinedart4777  If B3lfi3ld's videos were lies, he could've been sued for damages. No criminal prosecution was required. Some gr4pi5ts get shorter criminal sentences than that. If Belfield had gr4ped Jeremy Vine instead of slandering him, he'd be out by Christmas. (Creative spelling 'cos for some strange reason, every comment I leave about this case is automatically rendered invisible by YT's algorithms.)
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  5639. Agreed. It was known as a Stringbag, not because of its wires but because of its capacity to carry almost anything needed.
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  5640.  @paulsnell534  Agreed. The B52 and the .50 cal machine gun are good examples. Don't fix what ain't broke.
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  5641. Fun fact: All they needed was a load of rubber dinghies. They'd have been given accommodation in four star hotels.
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  5642. Boris does deals with murderous tyrants. Do you mean Tony Blair?
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  5643. I'm imagining this discussion, if it included Brian Griffin.
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  5644. Alex Belfield banned me from leaving comments on his channel many months ago. Alex falsely described Laurence Fox as a racist, which attracted widespread condemnation from his subscribers. I kept leaving the comment, "Laurence Fox is Innocent" and Alex banned me. Which is sad, 'cos I respect his work.
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  5645. Safer. Less likely to get mugged.
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  5646.  @politebadger5049  What - you're claiming I'm afraid of water?
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  5647.  @myleshagar9722  What - you're claiming I'm afraid of transistor radios/
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  5648. WARMINSTER: The capital of UFO activity in the UK.
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  5649. The gun didn't kill this angel. She was killed by an idiot who failed to secure the gun.
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  5650. Leo is so BRILLIANT, he's on a par with Keef Fluffabout.
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  5651.  @sheilahtaylor3005  I don't want to do that. I'm a white guy, my wife is east Asian and our son is halfnhalf. In Michael Jackson's lyrics: "I don't want to spend my life being a color".
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  5652.  @ReveredWizardBob  Poor people don't beat other folks senseless for the thrill. Poor people don't drive expensive cars or buy $500 sneakers.
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  5653.  @fromkeajra  Yep. And I would also favour sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. Or angry mutant sea bass.
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  5654. "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in f'me!"
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  5655.  @scrubsrc4084  Historians tend to use the term "Anglo Saxon" to differentiate between England during the pre-Norman era and the post-Hastings era. In reality England had already been named. Regardless of whether you were among Cnut's Viking followers, the land itself was known as England.
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  5656.  @GlasPthalocyanine  I'd better not pick my nose.
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  5657. Israeli terrorists ("freedom fighters"?) bombing the King David Hotel and murdering British servicemen set a dangerous precedent. The Israelis aren't the only people who can murder people to make them leave your country. The sky is dark with chickens coming home to roost.
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  5658. And leftists.
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  5659. DEMOCRACY: Most MPs get elected by less than 30% of the vote. All of the other candidates combined might poll about 70%. Imagine being the last English person in a town where the 30% Mooz limb population guarantees them an MP and a permanent Mooz limb council. That's democracy, right?
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  5660. This comment wins the internet.
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  5661. Thank God I'm an atheist.
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  5662.  @Horizon344  yes, and the African technological revolution which gave us the silicone chip, steam trains and the pointed stick.
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  5663.  @RomanHistoryFan476AD  I refuse to fund a corporation which propagandises my ethnic replacement.
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  5664. Can't be done. His kind of people are the majority. London's future is Haiti combined with Islamabad.
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  5665. As a retired cop, please come here often and give us your insights. That includes telling us when we get this wrong.
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  5666. "Arrest, prosecute and repatriate". Commence with the British government.
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  5667. Diane lost the whip down the back of her sofa. Whilst she was searching her carpet for bits of last night's pizza which fell on the carpet.
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  5668.  @Grover91  Compare it with the Dornier Pfeil, designed for the same job. DORNIER: "Let's create an immensely complicated machine using unproven technology, requiring years of development and put it in service almost immediately" De Havilland: "Let's graft a single-seat cockpit on a Mosquito and make a thousand smaller upgrades. Build it on the existing Mosquito production line".
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  5669. I've got a small business and my biggest opponent is local government. As Reagan said, the nine most frightening words are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help".
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  5670. * grifting.
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  5671.  @87stevan  What - ALMOST ?!??!?
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  5672. PETER GRIFFIN: "Shut up meg".
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  5673.  @hamishanderson6738  The money comes from Wills. I just hope it doesn't go to Harry.
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  5674. Become a Pastafarian. Find our community online. You can be an atheist and a theist at the same time.
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  5675. Both you and I are fountains of useless nerd-knowledge.
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  5676. I've never trusted Xi Ping since he stole Peter Griffin's shirt and tried to charge him for every bing-bong.
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  5677. A weird "Look at me" plea from a person who's got narcissistic psychiatric problems.
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  5678. I've been stopped by the police whilst driving my car on several occasions. I never tried to outrun the cops or ram my way out after being cornered. I've never been shot dead by the police. Somehow, NOT ramming cops and NOT getting shot might be related in some way.
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  5679. They're all Mennonites, wearing MAGA hats.
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  5680. All true. Others were used in British intelligence because of their German language skills. Some served in the RAF's 100 Group, flying in Lancasters as an eighth crew member, speaking fluent German and giving misleading instructions to German night fighters.
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  5681.  @paulpowis5914  Oi oi! I'd vote for Keef!
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  5682. Does the Met have a Cornish Police Association?
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  5683. I'm British. I want him to become the next British PM.
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  5684.  @garrettsc  Jeremy speaks for me.
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  5685.  peter crane  Nice to read a comment from a professional.
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  5686. Guy Fawkes and Professor Tim are in a contest for wearing funny hats.
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  5687. He's the only Bray in the village.
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  5688. The "vice chair" of the bar ethics committee. Plenty of vice here.
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  5689. JULY 2021: Come back soon, Andrew.
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  5690. Hahahahahahahahahaha! I'm sorry, I'm still laughing about it.
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  5691. I'd prefer David as king instead of Charles.
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  5692.  @johncraggs3658  Diane says Liz Truss is five words.
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  5693. My family has been saying the same thing since the 1970s.
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  5694. I'll bet a £ to a penny they'll still be here next year.
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  5695.  @robbeales5516  Jalab is clearly a member of that cult.
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  5696. Buy yourself a 100 year old house. Call in a dry rot company to inspect for dry rot, just in case it's there. Amazingly, the company will discover lots of dry rot and charge you £5,000 to kill it. Was there actually any dry rot present at all? You'll never know for sure.
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  5697. Excellent idea. I'll remember that advice!
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  5698. I'd like to move to Quahog in Rhode Island. There's a house for sale on Spooner Street. The insurance is a bit high. Somebody keeps flying small airships and helicopters into neighboring houses.
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  5699. I'm weight (creative spelling) and I see the video of all those people running out of the store. I would NEVER steal like that. Being weight, I can't run fast enough.
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  5700.  @geoffowen7627  Rik = prototype Owen Jones.
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  5701. I'd write "First!" except there are several others typing "First" at this exact same moment.
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  5702.  @steveo4991  An excellent comment, Steve. Please repeat widely.
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  5703.  @Renone87  I'll perform the task on Blair with joy.
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  5704. I'd prefer Keef Fluffabout as PM, taking PM Question. "Oi oi, I'm the Prime Minister, freedom fighter and registered sex pest".
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  5705. All we need is for the cops to stand aside and let us get on with it.
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  5706. I hope this doesn't make me unpopular, but I want Shamima to return to the UK. Providing it's only her head in a bucket.
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  5707.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Simon I've only ever disagreed with ONE of your videos. Years ago, one of your videos claimed the RAF had bombed German cities before the Luftwaffe bombed British cities. This wasn't entirely true. The RAF did indeed bomb naval dockyards which were situated adjacent to cities, but that's a different matter. In retrospect, I'm willing to forgive your inexact terminology 'cos I know where you're coming from.
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  5708.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  THANKYOU MY ESTEEMED TUTOR! I'll look it up. Perhaps there was a legitimate military target there. So far as I was aware, the RAF's early raids were all against naval dockyards. The Wellingtons fared very badly. Keep up the good work, Sir.
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  5709.  @somebloke13  Thankyou, I'll seek you out if I become gay.
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  5710. I like your name, Plumbus. I won't ask how you made it dirty.
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  5711.  @georgehetty7857  Ollie said about his on-screen persona, "There's nothing dumber than a dumb person who thinks he's smart". Applies to David Lammy, Diane Abbott and lots of others. Definitely NOT solely based on race, despite those two examples.
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  5712.  @macssylvester5011  There's a deleted scene where the kid stabs the alien steals its phone.
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  5713.  @FeckWoke  If the bloke had a beard or ginger hair, she'd have said that instead.
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  5714.  @stevemicheudedubois.3230  It's a good idea to keep a knife or similar in a sealed and concealed location within your home. In the event of a burglary in which you've beaten the criminal's brains out with a hammer, place the knife into the assailant's hand, getting his prints and DNA on it.
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  5715.  @markmccallum8733  Reminds me of the Simpsons episode, where Kang and Kodos take over the world and enslave all humans. Homer says, "Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy". As if the other guy would be any different.
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  5716.  @andyrobertson4096  I delight in every manifestation of the terpsichore muse.
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  5717.  Brad M  It's a JOKE for f*ck's sake! Like me, posting a line from the movie, "Aliens": "I say take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure". Daryoush's comment shows Chicago is a dangerous, lawless city. Like a video game with real bullets.
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  5718. ALTERNATIVELY: - OLD GUY: "There's a storm coming". SARAH CONNOR: "I know".
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  5719. There are ten thousand other issues which deserve equivalent salutes. There could be protests about Northern Ireland, Israel, Palestine, the Sudan, Kashmir, the former Yugoslavia and the grooming gangs. There are SO MANY issues, the ONLY correct decision at sporting events is to have NO protests or salutes or symbolic gestures of ANY kind. Sport is about sport. Everything else should foxtrot oscar.
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  5720.  @shdwbnndbyyt  I read your comment and thought, "Those are some more excellent reasons for refusing the jab".
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  5721.  @redactedanticretin  Shout "Yee Haa!" and shoot into the sky with your handguns. Remember to keep your 2nd Amendment holy. From a Brit.
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  5722.  @reasonablyserious  Charles lost it as soon as he adopted lines from the Koran into his coronation. Not my monarch.
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  5723.  @walkingcontradiction223  Yours too?
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  5724. Trump's return to the White House will resemble the end of "Superman II". Donald flies through the sky and replaces Old Glory on the cupula. "I'm sorry I went away, but I'm back and I promise I'll never to let you down again". Then our superhero flies into the stratosphere and gives us a smile.
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  5725.  @teresabyrne855  No no no... please only encourage the English.
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  5726. I want a free house. I also want a free Julian Assange, but that won't happen either.
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  5727.  @adventussaxonum448  Couldn't make a movie about Alfred the Great today unless he was played by Idris Elba.
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  5728.  @GunManGunHand  WINSTON CHURCHILL: "Democracy is the worst form of government there is. Except for all the others".
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  5729.  @RedRobin1212  I'm just glad it wasn't Basil Brush.
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  5730. They don't want to be associated with their sinking ship.
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  5731.  @Max-How  ...and Islamabad.
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  5732. I've got a hunch you're right.
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  5733. ITV going down? Philip did that for his adolescent boyfriend.
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  5734. I click on "3 replies" but none are visible.
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  5735.  @JJONNYREPP  The BBC blames Trump and Brexit.
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  5736.  @johnbuscher  Your single-sentence punchline is brilliant. On a par with "Don't tell him, Pike".
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  5737. I never blame the wolves. They're just doing what wolves do. I blame the enablers who opened the gates and invited the wolves to live among the sheep.
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  5738.  @gaynormca8992  It's gallows humour. Having a last laugh as the UK is invaded.
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  5739. I'd happily accept 100,000 Ukrainians in exchange for 100,000 Pakistanis.
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  5740.  Christina Bonvillian  I don't care who the chauffer is. Providing he's drunk, drives at twice the legal limit down a twisty tunnel and Meghan isn't wearing a seat belt.
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  5741. Utter nonsense. You've got that back to front. I invite you to edit it. Wilhelm was war-hungry. Edward had zero influence in the matter because: (a) The British constitution meant the Monarch had zero influence in the matter, and - (b) Edward was dead before WW1 commenced.
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  5742. @Tyler Ducharme Exactly. Sometimes the poorest people are also the most obese.
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  5743. Alan Clark invented the phrase, "Lions led by donkeys". Clark falsely attributed the phrase to a German general. In reality he invented the phrase himself. There is no reference to the phrase until Clark's book was published. Fake news from a respected historian, modifying the truth for his own agenda.
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  5744.  @Wonmanbanned  Cockney. Scouser. Geordie. Let's just ban speaking and grunt.
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  5745. London has fallen.
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  5746.  @lauriecroad3186  The Whirlwind was so NEARLY great.
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  5747.  @mrbuck5059  PJW is a f*ckin' hero.
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  5748.  @Arassar  Maybe hiding under Lineker's bed.
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  5749.  @NigelParket  I hadn't heard this! If it's true, I say - goodbye to bad rubbish.
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  5750.  @Pessimisti_56  It's barely started. Just wait a while longer...
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  5751. Family Guy makes LOADS of jokes about 9/11. Seth gets a free pass because he almost died. He was supposed to have been on one of the hijacked airliners. His secretary messed up the booking and put him on a different flight instead.
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  5752.  @DailyCorvid  I wanted to state something similar, but YT's algorithms continuously cancel my comments if I use certain trigger words. I click on Replies and yours disappears. How many Replies are there supposed to be to Sean's original comment? Count how few remain.
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  5753.  @natmanprime4295  To show his respect for the folks on this channel.
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  5754. I want to see the deleted scenes from "Downfall", where AH boards a U-boat and sails to Peru, where he takes employment as a llama salesman.
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  5755.  @stp479  In porn, "BBC" means "big black cocks". If Meg hadn't married Harry, her next acting job would've been on PornHub.
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  5756. Your comment is racist. The BBC told me so.
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  5757.  @grahamhaughton1862  Tory and Labour - what's the difference/
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  5758. Peter Sellers? "Birdy num-num".
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  5759. Sowell is brilliant.
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  5760. Scanning people for concealed weapons, as in the movie "Total Recall". Plus face-scanning by cameras. Virtually all the weapons are carried by persons of a specific background. Wouldn't it be better to just cease importing people from societies where knives and machetes are commonly carried?
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  5761.  @leroyproud294  No, the media is well-aware. Who controls the media?
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  5762.  @keithdukes5990  The absence of a description tells us. We'd be told immediately if the stabber was a pale freckled ginger bloke.
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  5763. Provide seating and sell tickets.
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  5764. Somebody who shows a disproportionate favouritism to fellow Muslims / fellow Catholics / fellow gays / fellow Masons / fellow old Etonians / fellow Baptists / fellow transsexuals DESERVE to lose their job.
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  5765.  @cygil1  I find the same thing happening to some of my comments. I suspect somebody reports my comment as "hate speech", although it's not. YouTube remembers the phrases and automatically deletes any comment I make with similar phrasing.
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  5766. As a Brit, I demand reparations from the Italian government, following the enslavement of my ancestors from the year 50 BC. I remain traumatised. Gimme money. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter.
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  5767. Haha! Link, please! The kind of thing that I'd expect from "Family Guy".
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  5768. I rubbed shoulders with Bercow as a Young Conservative, 30 years ago. He's super-intelligent and super-narcissistic. Very dangerous.
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  5769. Excellent comment. Please repeat it on other videos.
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  5770. Do you understand what a joke is? I'm struggling to find something funny in your comment.
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  5771. Fear of offence is offensive.
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  5772.  @ruthbashford3176  The UK was mining the most expensive coal in the world. Miners were subsidised by the taxes of bakers in Swansea, hairdressers in Luton, bus drivers in Aberdeen and supermarket shelf-stackers in Fishguard, all to keep miners employed, to sell expensive coal at a fraction of what it cost to dig it out of the ground. In the 21st century, we shouldn't be burning coal at all. 20 years from now we won't even be allowed to fit new gas boilers in our homes. Blaming Maggie for closing the mines is like blaming prime ministers for ending travel by airship, or killing the horse-drawn carriage business.
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  5773.  @locoemutwo4872  Every PJW video is a masterpiece. Which is why he's demonetised.
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  5774. Canoeists? Dinghy sailors?
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  5775. People in the BLM movement don't actually get issued with membership cards. Which allows leftists to claim, "This racist anti-white murderer wasn't associated with BLM".
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  5776. One of Henry's wives was black, right?
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  5777. The Titanic is sinking, but mentioning the ice berg would be racist.
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  5778.  @oldboygeorge7688  Funnily enough, your comment is itself racist. Africa is huge. Not all blacks or Africans adopt the same culture.
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  5779.  @richardbrislen9446  History has decided otherwise.
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  5780. Your wise comment deserves more views. Please repeat widely.
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  5781. Smugface must avoid climbing the stairs in tall buildings.
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  5782. Years ago I was coming out of a nightclub, with a police car opposite. I looked wobbly on my feet because of a hip injury. My car was boxed-in, so it took ages to get out of the parking space. I looked drunk, so a mile later I was stopped by the cops and breathalysed. I'd drunk no alcohol all night. Both I and the cops were polite, and I continued on my way. If I was black, I'd be screaming waycist profiling, stoppin' me 'cos I is black.
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  5783. But the cops will arrest YOU, Andrew, if they get half an excuse.
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  5784.  @karagibson7534  Harry was disappointed his real father couldn't attend. Major Hewitt wasn't invited.
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  5785. Was the bloke's car damaged? It should be repaired out of public funds.
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  5786. As a Pastafarian (it's a real religion, look it up) I can't accept your faith but I will stand at your side to defend your belief against 7th century cults which want to murder you. The Greeks have experience of this from their era of Ottoman persecution. May your God protect you. But HE can't unless we all stand together.
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  5787.  @Outlier999  The movie invented scenes which were historically false, and made the British look stupid. This is commonplace in movies. I've never yet seen a movie about the Battle of the Bulge which shows Monty's drive from the north relieving the US Army. Lots of stuff about Patton driving from the south.
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  5788. Watch civilisation collapse worldwide without us.
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  5789.  @Un-Woke  Hard to know which leader is the worst: Rishi, Joe, Macron or Turdeau. The first time Joe met Rishi, he apologised for what the US Army did to the plains Indians. Maybe.
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  5790. That's the problem with history. There's a hell of a lot of it. Much of it vey ugly.
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  5791. The whole "get it all in one shot" malarkey is one of the most difficult things to achieve in movie making.
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  5792. Dammit, I just posted the same comment but you beat me by two hours.
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  5793. EVERY PJW VIDEO IS A MASTERPIECE.
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  5794.  @raijinenel3116  All we need is for the coppers to stand aside.
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  5795. No, a black rapper.
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  5796. Will the laws ban the Koran? Oh, only banning the speech of non-Muslims. I get it now.
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  5797. I'm in Great Britain. That's authentically Great. Or it used to be, until the SJWs f*cked it beyond all recognition. Muhammed Ali deserves the title "great" as well.
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  5798. Money laundering, corruption or insanity. I suspect it's all three.
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  5799. A nicely-phrased comment, Gammon. We're in the same boat, but it's sinking.
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  5800.  @redpillnibbler4423  Yes, but I'll still refuse the jab.
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  5801. TRUMP: "I've won". BIDEN: "I've won". SOROS: "No no no no no... I won".
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  5802. Will the Conservative Party's last white male heterosexual please switch off the lights as he leaves Central Office.
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  5803. I expected Tarquin. Or Muhammed.
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  5804. Kanye says "White Lives Matter" and he's called a racist. Brooks murders white people and the left remains silent.
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  5805.  @papadonttakenomess1764  I keep reading "pedantic" as "paedophile". Somebody claimed my comments were too long and accused me of pedantry. Mayhem ensued.
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  5806. I'd happily accept Kanye as my next door neighbour.
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  5807. Guns are commonplace in the States. Plus Kyle is a genuine courageous hero, who acted on his own initiative. Exactly as the US founding fathers intended.
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  5808. I'm still angry about William the Bastard's illegal invasion of 1066, plus the murder of Good King Harold. But I don't shout angry abuse at people who disagree.
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  5809. Tesco needs Ed 209.
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  5810. I think she'd look great in an orange jump suit. But it won't happen.
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  5811.  @26aitches  Nobody mentions the elephant in the room, being ridden by the emperor with no clothes. "Nah nah nah, we'll all dance around it, don't mention the "i" word in case we're accused of being the "r" word".
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  5812.  @dovetonsturdee7033  The Swordfish is a brilliant example of the exception to the rule. I can't think of another1930s biplane which wasn't past its sell-by date by the 40s. Yes I know the Italians were still using biplanes, but they came a cropper when put up against Spitfires and Hurricanes in the autumn of 1940. Yes, I know Gloster Gladiators were still serving during the Battle of Britain, but in the far north west of the UK and they didn't see any combat. Yes, I know about the Maltese Gladiators. Yes, I know about the Luftwaffe's Henschel biplanes on the eastern front. Some "super-dreadnoughts" as they were termed still served in places like the South Atlantic, but they performed poorly against state-of-the-art warships.
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  5813.  @MikeWalls7829  May God or the deity of your choice bless you!
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  5814. Liam Fox is an odd one.
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  5815.  @CharlesYuditsky  After Booth's shooting, Lincoln's brain still functioned better than Bidet's.
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  5816.  @dave710  Them too.
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  5817.  @bartsanders1553  Very good pig country nearby.
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  5818. We love all your work, and greatly respect your work, Sir.
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  5819. *FASCIST not facist. Sorry, I'm a spelin Narzi and litrully Hilter.
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  5820. Nah. Frazier.
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  5821.  @TheRyujinLP  Strange fact: I've received a detailed reply about the d i a r y but I click on "View 8 replies" and it disappears. Skynet disapproves of this topic.
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  5822. I'm British and in the UK. I loath the idea of everybody possessing guns. It's insane. If I was a US citizen, would I own a gun? HELL YEAH! If decent people don't own guns, the only persons with guns will be the criminals. How the f*ck can I defend my home and family from home-invasion gangs without a firearm?
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  5823. Please distinguish between parking FINES, and parking CHARGES. I have a business premises, and every violent git in the area likes to park there. Ask them politely to move and you'll get smacked in the mouth. So I enrolled with a company which provided clear signage. Anybody who parks on my freehold land without my prior permission will be charged £100, and the company goes after them. End of problem.
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  5824. "Publicly-funded nonce club". How true.
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  5825. Jiao Bei Deng is the greatest Chinese president in US history. And he stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  5826.  @kingsnurglegurglesonthevik4517  If I eat a banana near an Afro-Caribbean person, I could be arrested for a hate crime.
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  5827. I understand, but that isn't how the process works. You vote for the individual person, not the party. There are Tories to the left of Keir Starmer, there are Labour MPs of good judgement who deserve the votes of Tory voters.
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  5828.  @oriongear2499  Agreed. "Christian values" covers heritage and culture. I'm agnostic, but I love and respect the cultural values which we've inherited.
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  5829. Can't blame the government 'cos it'd be waycist.
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  5830.  @ftumschk  My own ancestors are African. They took good advice from Scott Adams: This can't be fixed, just move away. They crossed Europe, hunting aurochs and mammoths on the way. Then walked across Doggerland before it became the North Sea. Been here ever since.
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  5831. Providing all the effings were consensual and with women aged 16+, I see no harm in Brand's activities. In fact I'm jealous.
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  5832. I hope this team will soon review the movie, "My Son Hunter" starring Laurence Fox.
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  5833.  @bonglandgreg  I was seeking directions to the Salvador Dali museum in Florida. I've forgotten which city. I bought a big burger meal at a McDonalds in a black neighbourhood. I had no hassle, all good. I asked for directions to the museum, which turned out to be only a couple of blocks away. Maybe it was my limey accent, but the black folk had never heard of Salvador Dali and thought I was looking for the Salvation Army.
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  5834. BBC: "Go woke, go win Eurovision".
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  5835. I didn't vote for him.
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  5836.  MrRayong-yv4tw  i heard that in Rishi's voice.
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  5837. Buddhist monks set themselves on fire to protest against the Vietnam War. Anything less is insincere narcissism. Go on, Greta. Or would that involve the use of fossil fuels?
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  5838.  @maxnashe4182  Net zero.
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  5839.  @richardwebb9532  Regarded by those who knew him as the greatest leader of all. The character played by Robert Shaw in the movie "The Battle of Britain" was loosely based on Malan, roll-neck sweater and all.
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  5840. CAPTAIN OVEUR: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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  5841.  @mackash  "Based" means having a strong platform. Feet securely squarely. Squarely fixed. Foundations which won't be dislodged. Push me with all your strength but you won't move me. Hence the term "debased", for something good which is being destroyed.
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  5842.  @fredperry523  Ooh matron!
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  5843.  Sheriff Heck  Good point. But different groups of FBI could be made to run independent investigations. If one group declares "All correct and ethical" and another declares, "Clear evidence of postal voting fraud", we'll know who's been got-at.
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  5844. I was a Tory activist for 29 years. Never voting Tory again. Reform from now on.
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  5845.  @cameronrabell5024  Your reply made me say "Aha!" in the voice of Eddie the Ostrich.
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  5846. Labour invited millions of new surgeons and engineers to the UK, believing that they'd all vote Labour. Now those surgeons and engineers have rejected Labour and formed their own parties. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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  5847. Agreed. Smut of this kind did indeed sink the News of the World.
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  5848.  @yannichudziak9942  Many different categories of "top speed". The DH Sea Hornet achieved an AVERAGE speed of 436 mph on a flight between Gibraltar and RAF Bovingdon in 1949. Read its Wiki page. Puts all the short-burst max-boost claims into context. OK this was postwar, but the Hornet was designed from 1942 onwards.
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  5849. Insane and wholly useless designs which could not have flown properly, at a time when the Germans needed new aircraft immediately. Meanwhile, the British started designing the Canberra in 1944, although the end of the war delayed development and it didn't fly until '49. It's almost as if the German designers were high on amphetamines. Which some of them were.
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  5850. Definitely.
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  5851. NEARLY every institution? Nah, all of them.
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  5852.  @rciscon  Is that you, Clem?
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  5853.  @boblilley7429  Gonna get far worse under THIS government too!
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  5854.  @policesquad  Is Nella the brack woman? (Sorry, cre4t1ve 5pelling.)
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  5855. Terry didn't expect the Wokist Inquisition.
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  5856.  @joelhall5124  Charles would happily see the UK become an Islamic state. Providing his family firm still provides the Sultan.
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  5857. @gavin I want Keef to stand for Parliament. Can you imagine? Persons standing for Parliament are entitled to hold "hustings" meetings, a bit like stand-up gigs. Perhaps Andrew could also do a spot as Prof. Gideon Micropenis. Perhaps Twat Valley Police could provide the security and keep order.
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  5858. Smart. You're right.
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  5859. Interesting to watch the depiction on "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood". I wish real life was like this movie's plot.
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  5860. Masterpiece every time.
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  5861.  @buddhistsympathizer1136  Pertwee was also Wurzel. Did you catch any of the dreadful woke BBC remake of Wurzel Gummidge? Dear God it was dreadful.
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  5862. We need more lamp posts with ropes. Or trees with piano wire.
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  5863.  msmissy6888  It's coming...
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  5864.  @christinecarr440  The Carnival is indeed a reflection of Afro-Caribbean culture and values.
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  5865. A line from Trevor Coult's channel - "And why not - it's free!"
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  5866. I keep getting confused between Oedipus and Equus. One forked his mum, the other forked his horse. A bit like President Bidet getting confused between Austria and Australia. Jill glues littles kangaroo toys on the globe in the White House to help him. Maybe.
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  5867. Lebron would claim you hunted them.
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  5868. Steven Toast says that about me. I apologise if that's an obscure reference.
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  5869. Me too, definitely, but it's been hijacked and turned to other uses. A bit like British democracy.
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  5870. I used the lavatory at Disney World. I heard grunting and a door in the stalls burst open. Mickey was performing an act of gross indecency with Pluto. I was terrified and ran out. Now I'm frightened of rainbows.
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  5871. LEFTIST WOMEN: "Respect my sex". CHILDREN AND PARENTS IN TELFORD: "Dear God, please save us from being gang raped!" LEFTIST WOMEN: "No no no no no, we cannot hear you, go away, you are racist bigots".
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  5872. ZHUKOV: "Train hard, fight easy".
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  5873. As a Brit, I want to judge people by the content of their character, not their skin. I can't see how this helps. It's the same result.
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  5874. I've tried to get planning permission and I've been repeatedly refused.
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  5875. Torah Torah Torah! The battle cry of the Japanese Jews.
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  5876.  @tomhenry897  No. There was insufficient fuel for a thrust into Germany. That's why the allies had to hug the coast. As it was, the fuel tankers were consuming almost as much fuel as they were delivering.
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  5877. I've met Ellwood. He's as woke as woke as woke.
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  5878. Your comment beat me to it.
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  5879.  @AndyTheGabbyCabby  There's a newish video from "Crime Bodge", about a bloke who ranted on Facebook and got 18 months in prison. From what I can see, most of it used bad language but nothing encouraged violence or hatred. Expressing any views outside the BBC's narrative can be claimed to be far right extremist bigotry. Go figure.
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  5880.  @curlyfox1552  Loads of replies and comments disappearing.
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  5881. TRUE! She dodged a bullet with her name on it.
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  5882. I expect there was no pickpocketing, no riots, no wapes, no stone-throwing and no pooing in the street. Any day now, the BBC's journalists will describe it as wray zist.
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  5883.  @tpower1912  Hey Thom, I hope you've seen my reply to Mr. Bianchi. "Stingray" couldn't be made today unless Troy was black and there was a homoerotic side-story between Phones and Comander Shaw. And don't get me onto the sexist division of duties between the captains at Spectrum and the Angel Interceptors.
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  5884. Jussie says the shooters were Amish and wore MAGA hats.
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  5885. The day will come when Liking a Lotus Eaters video will be defined as a hate crime. Five cops in three cars will arrive to arrest me and check my thinking.
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  5886. True, but maybe the Prof knows things we don't.
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  5887. No CGI. Sumptuous music. A stellar cast. Lots of advisers who'd actually participated. The portrayal of the events is about as accurate as could ever be achieved in a movie. Excellent movie in every regard..
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  5888. Look up the Westland Hill Pterodactyl. Interesting, cubed.
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  5889. Oh no no no no no. Birmingham is worse.
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  5890. Everything which Jezza, Hamster and the Captain ever said about Alfas is absolutely true. Nobody can be a true petrolhead until they've owned an Alfa. Motorists need to experience the joy of their Alfa breaking down on a motorway at night in the rain. Got an Alfa myself. I've spent more hours fixing it that I've spent driving it.
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  5891.  @DavidSmith-fs5qj  No, Simon's read a list of targets (cities by name) without realising the attacks were on Kriegsmarine vessels in those ports. Often carried out in daylight to avoid hitting the cities, and suffering unsustainable casualties. Otherwise Simon could claim the Royal Navy's attack on the German vessels in Narvik was an attack on the city.
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  5892.  @terrencehinz5551  I replied to you yesterday but my reply has been deleted. The stuff about 11/12 May is twaddle. The FIRST RAF raid on Germany was 4th September '39, against naval targets. The raid of 11/12 May was against a key railway junction. The blitzkrieg against France and neutral Belgium and Holland commenced on 10 May, hence the importance of bombing a key railway junction through which troops and supplies were coming.
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  5893. I identify with Jack Nicholson's character in "As Good as it Gets".
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  5894.  @scrappydoo7887  They're doing it to Trump as well. If he's not safe, what chance have we got?
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  5895.  @dg9015  I'm a Brit. Neither Alanraven nor I disagree with you. Asking questions from outside the intended narrative has become a criminal offence. Same in the USA, France and many other countries.
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  5896. Funny how the MSM is avoiding reporting Sey m00r hersh's revelations about the pipp lyne. Every time I comment about it, YT recognises my phrasing and renders my comment invisible, hence my spelling. The BBC News website completely excludes Mr. H's discoveries, but retains allegations that Russia did it. Cutting the pyp leen has doubled the profits of energy companies. This was an illegal act of war, on behalf of company profits.
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  5897. Oh shut up.
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  5898. @Alex Gibson It was a French general who declared in exasperation, "Damn the British! They lose every battle except the last!"
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  5899.  @jeffholt9437  I understand your point.
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  5900. And the US loves its right to arm bears.
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  5901. Hey Clown - I heard your clank in the voice of Captain Spaulding.
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  5902. Guerillas or gorillas ?
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  5903. Could've reversed and got her the second time.
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  5904. Is YouTube the right room for an argument? I went to Speakers Corner but they were only doing hit-on-the-head lessons.
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  5905.  @andrewturnbull1027  The term "Great Britain" means the British Isles, as opposed to the "lesser Britain" of Brittany in what is today called France.
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  5906. I left you a reply yesterday but it's gone. I think I compared the clergy with vegetarians. You can't be a vegetarian if you eat meat. You can't be a Christian clergyman if you do gay sex. People should make up their minds. Be one or the other. You can't be both.
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  5907.  @golfbulldog  Correct. The BBC sacked Clarkson, but Dave (his neighbour) stood by him. Clarkson felt obliged to return the favour.
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  5908. Meghan is seeking to create a new TV mini series about the life of Princess Diana. Idris Elba will play Diana. Whoopi Goldberg will play Prince Philip.
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  5909. Agreed. I drove my '69 Alfa this afternoon. So many faults requiring attention. Lovely but I wish I'd never started.
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  5910. The UK for Donald! FJB!
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  5911. I've been to the Hastings battle site. Something on my "What to do before I die" list. Fookin expensive to get in. Not much to see when you get there.
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  5912. This is what happens when a Liberal Democrat is elected the leader of the Conservative Party.
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  5913.  @GameStoryArchive1  Maybe she means it ironically. Like when I write, "Diversity yay it's wonderful".
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  5914.  @markc6411  THIS THIS THIS is why the WEF demands we all move to a digital currency. Disapprove of the WEF's policies and your entire wealth can be confiscated.
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  5915.  @glennllewellyn7369  Sad but wholly justified. Same with some humans.
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  5916.  @Warlanda  Yellowstone is a MUCH bigger problem. And Vesuvius isn't much better.
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  5917. Joe knows what he's saying but he can't remember it afterwards.
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  5918. ANDREW, HERE'S A GOOD IDEA: Join a political party such as Labour or Conservative. Use an adopted name. Obtain a pass to the party's annual conference. Make a speech as Keef Kuntabout or Prof. Gideon. I know it'll never happen, but can you imagine?
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  5919.  @paulineashcroft1485  The point is coming when only pacifists will be allowed to join the Army.
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  5920. The Rwanda plan was always designed to fail.
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  5921.  @stephfoxwell4620  I've never heard about that.
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  5922. Terry didn't expect the Wokist Inquisition.
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  5923. Remind me: Who's hunting?
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  5924. "Witan" - wow what a great word!
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  5925. Just lookin' for Sarah Connor.
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  5926. Starmer will be the next PM. Not because he's any good. But because Rishi and the SNP are even more incompetent than he is.
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  5927.  @gauthierlagrange490  THIS IS TRUE! YOU CAUGHT ME! Alternatively, there's the portrayal of Napoleon in the Bill and Ted movie. Eating all the ice cream and loving the water slides.
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  5928. Read Welby's Wiki biography. Welby was raised as a Jew and was uncertain about who his father was. A bit like Jesus Himself.
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  5929.  @seankingwell3692  Being investigated by coppers dressed as rainbow bumblebees.
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  5930. MPs worried about their safety? They should try being an English person living in Telford or Rotherham. Or any of a hundred other diverse boroughs and towns across the UK.
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  5931. Plus you and I can get angry with our keyboards. We're pathetic.
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  5932.  @mattybbg6850  In the 1960s, he would've been required to ride at the back of the bus.
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  5933. I heard that in Kenneth's voice.
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  5934.  @MrGraemeb2022  doant bee a 5pellin Narzi.
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  5935. I come here for the videos. I remain for the brilliant comments.
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  5936.  @jamesbrennan4830  Conspiracy theorists will tell you it's warmer in the summer than in the winter. They're wrong, obviously. Says the BBC. Probably.
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  5937. I want Andrew to stand for Parliament. He won't win the seat, but it could be the start of something big. Maybe ask the likes of Paul Joseph Watson or Carl Benjamin to speak at his hustings.
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  5938. Sadly true. Our electoral system is such that Reform might get one third of the national vote without winning a single seat.
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  5939. To be fair, at least Gary Neville is white, unlike Gary Lineker.
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  5940.  @lambertbutler20deck  Found kids in an underground dungeon. Probably.
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  5941. I read an explanation for that in a book about the BoB. Apparently, the Canadians were all from very wealthy families and had bought and supplied their own Hurricanes. Yes, really. However, their Hurricanes were of the very early mark and were now regarded as obsolete. I don't recall the fine detail about this.
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  5942. Sad story: If you're arrested for sitting on a park bench, Detective Constable Pisspot has the legal authority to strip-search you and check for concealed items in your back passage.
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  5943.  @fubaralakbar6800  I'm full of praise for these guys, but my brain hurts when I try to keep up with them.
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  5944.  @stonecypher6344  I wanna see a movie about Klaus Barbie, the Butcher of Lyon. Based. A bit TOO based. Give a Klaus Barbie doll to your daughter and it'll tie her to a chair and break her fingers.
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  5945.  @dilberta6046  I want those aliens to crash-land in Chicago. In the hood. What happens next?
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  5946. ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX FOR PRESIDENT ! 'Cos two heads are better than one.
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  5947.  @danielseelye6005  A Vogan stole it. I advise you not to ask him to give it back. Or he'll start reading you his poetry.
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  5948. hahahahaha!
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  5949.  @RevBrotherJackMusick  Some oriental women preserve a very good old-fashioned idea of family and home. Unlike purple-haired western SJWs who imagine their fantasy bullsh*t about transgender vegans being the future of humanity, a wife who cleans and cooks and takes our kid to school in a smart uniform is an asset.
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  5950.  @bobgeorge8382  Exactly. Islam is a religion of peace and they'll murder anybody who says otherwise.
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  5951. Let me get this straight - council contracts won't be awarded to private companies/ Unless those companies demand information from their employees about their sexual habits. Wow. Intrusion into privacy much?
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  5952.  @Madonnalitta1  Days ago? It must've missed his arrest. The judiciary have been watching too many sci-fi movies. They imagine the best way to stop blade runners is to copy "Minority Report", with precog telepaths predicting crime and arresting people before they've done anything wrong.
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  5953. Imagine it's August 1940. There's a pro-Nazi Mayor of London, earnestly inviting stormtroopers into London and giving them all free flats. And the entire British establishment is so forking lame and stooooopid that nobody tries to stop him.
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  5954.  @stephfoxwell4620  And not ONE of those stars - some of whom were serious hard cases who'd fought in real wars and killed real people - not ONE of them ever punched a presenter at the Oscars.
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  5955.  @TBarton7849  This was the most diverse Oscars ever, and also the worst. Somehow those two facts might be connected.
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  5956.  @wizzyno1566  Sometimes advice like this helps a channel. Lots of Canucks, Swedes, Aussies, Kiwis and others come here. I'm reminding Styx that a 30 second intro at the start would bring everyone up to speed and enhance the video's message.
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  5957. Rest in Hell.
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  5958.  @LaOwlett  I've liked on the basis of your name. No other reason needed. I suffer the same fate daily.
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  5959. Somebody needs to create a "Hitler rant" about this.
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  5960. Nah, but I expect Lucas watched "633 Squadron" and "The Dambusters".
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  5961.  @CK-nh7sv  I'm happy to accept the legend that Rommel and Stauffenberg were good guys. Wanting to prolong the war under better leadership doesn't make a good movie.
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  5962.  @johnholmes8178  Liberating Antwerp (Battle of the Scheldt) cost 13,000 casualties. The allies decided that some battles didn't need to be fought.
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  5963.  @justlorelle4249  With all that knowledge, the best thing the sheep can do is watch NHS nurses doing a pro-lockdown tic tok dance.
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  5964. The Democrats should hire Dylan Mulvaney as their next presidential candidate. Can't be much worse than Joe.
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  5965. Biden arrived and asked, "Where's the wall? Why is it made of corn?"
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  5966.  @Slumbert  Ronald Reagan (with Maggie) brought down the Soviet Union.
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  5967.  @TheKarnophage  Loads of replies disappearing. Like names on ballots.
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  5968. Ha!
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  5969.  @paulsayers580  Thanks!
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  5970.  @normankennith7919  "Carrie". Haha! I'll use that next time.
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  5971.  @eileencroft7247  No copyright. Please repeat widely. House of Windsor versus House of Whinger. Or even Ginger Whinger. You can use that as well.
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  5972. Neither the National Health service nor the benefits system can survive with open borders.
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  5973. If you watched this episode, the Yank and the host swapped seats a few minutes later.
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  5974. Breast troll by far.
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  5975.  @coffee_sploosh  We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. A horrific tragedy has been set in motion and cannot now be averted. Scarcely any of us realise it because the lights are still on and the band still plays.
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  5976. The entire British establishment is corrupt beyond redemption. Shame on them.
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  5977. Peter Griffin was right. "Shut up Meg".
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  5978. Enoch told us so.
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  5979.  @geoffroberts1126  "You can teach MONKEYS to fly better than that!" Trouble is: That's what they're actually trying to do. IMPORTANT - "Monkey" in this context is NOT NOT NOT a racial slur. "Monkey" refers to persons without aptitude. Like me trying to play the piano.
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  5980.  @crawfish069  I love the Family Guy episodes where the Brits always have bad teeth.
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  5981.  @OGecalien  ...woz kangs.
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  5982.  @RockyDave  "Shoe box? You posh bastards".
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  5983.  @johnturnley6972  QUESTION: I've left a comment about the geezer's Wiki biography. Is it visible? I'm trying to figure out which words and phrases are automatically cancelled by YT. (EDIT - It's picked up a couple of Likes so I now know it's visible. Thanks.)
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  5984.  @lumpyfishgravy  Pattern-recognition keeps people alive.. Sometimes an angry-looking woman with facial tattoos and multiple studs might be a brain surgeon. I tend to assume otherwise.
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  5985.  @raymondtonns2521  Both Patton and Monty were prima donnas. Same with Mark Clark and MacArthur.
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  5986.  @ianstone3580  And from southern England.
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  5987.  @etiennepilorget8777  On the assumption that humans originated in Africa (some people dispute this), 100% of my ancestors came from Africa. The same as 100% of the Chinese, the north American Indians and the Australian aborigines. But my point is: My ancestors got here first, and I don't believe Somalians and Pakistanis should push me out of my ancestral homeland.
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  5988. I refuse to fund a corporation which seeks my ethnic displacement.
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  5989.  @mariokarter13  Yee-haw!
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  5990. And a fascist too.
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  5991.  @hetrodoxly1203  A horrible emotion, but sometimes it's justified.
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  5992.  @ario4795  The History Channel claims chariots were introduced by space-aliens. Probably.
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  5993. The next video needs Joe to be speaking with a Chinese accent.
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  5994.  @lenharris6095  You are correct. And the BBC.
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  5995. I was watching a TV documentary about archaeology a few days ago. The earliest evidence of humans occupying the British Isles comes from around 750,000 years ago. Tools have been found in geology which has been reliably dated. This is from BEFORE the ice sheets covered most of the UK. Early humans would've been displaced over subsequent millennia, and returned as the ice retreated.
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  5996. I hope Andy feels better after seeing our support.
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  5997.  @robertholland7558  Speaking sense is banned under h 8 crime laws.
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  5998. Rewatching videos of the news which I watched 40 years ago, I still laugh my head off when I see the Argies reacting
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  5999.  @atraxa1230  He can share a cell with Julian Assange.
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  6000. QUEEN: Is this the real life? Or is this fantasy? Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality.
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  6001. SAD FACT: Right now, mid-October 2022, these fookers look more competent than the Conservatives.
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  6002. Priti Placebo.
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  6003.  @NV..V  Ribbentrop standing in the Minehead by election. "I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it".
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  6004. I had parties too. What I dislike is the "One rule for thee, no rules for me" attitude.
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  6005.  @Pete-tq6in  "Rommel? Gunner Whom?" "Adolf Hitler: My Part in his Downfall".
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  6006. Agreed. $0 years from now, the UK will resemble the former Yugoslavia during the 1990s. I wish it wasn't so.
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  6007. Sensible if performed with the patient's consent.
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  6008. Hate speech: Has Scotland banned the Koran yet? If not, why not? Oh I forgot...
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  6009. Math is racist. So is Dr. Seuss. Welcome to Biden's America.
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  6010. Who's actually running the US? The POTUS is meant to be the smartest guy in the oval Office. He can hire advisors to give their view on energy reserves, economics and military matters. Sometimes three different advisors will offer five different options. The POTUS's job is to decide which advice is wise and which is bulls**t. So - WHO THE F**K IS MAKING THESE DECISIONS when both the POTUS and his vice-POTUS are wholly incompetent?
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  6011. I rubbed shoulders with Nick Robinson during the 1980s, when I was a Young Conservative and he was the national chairman. Nick was known as "Red Robbo" because he was an arch-Wet and to the left of Maggie and Tebbit. I also rubbed shoulders with John Bercow: Very intelligent and excessively narcissistic. He masqueraded as a libertarian anti-EEC activist. I allowed my Tory membership to lapse under Cameron.
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  6012. It's funny how the left - including most of the mainstream media - describes persons who oppose paedophiles and the jab as far right. I've never been far right, but I'm starting to respect their ethics.
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  6013. I recall a Jim Davidson joke from shortly after the war. "General Galtieri can still inspect his air force, but he needs a glass-bottomed boat".
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  6014. 1 FIRST cos I used my white privilege. Obviously.
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  6015. What happened to Harry?
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  6016. if only Joe Biden could speak so coherently...
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  6017. WE ARE NOT WORTHY!
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  6018.  @brimcilroy9002  We're the sheep. Why would anybody deliberately put wolves into our pen? As a wise man put it, "We must be mad. Literally mad".
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  6019.  @ActuatedGear  GREEN LIVES MATTER. If you disagree, we'll burn down your town If you agree, we'll burn it anyway.
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  6020. I continue watching TV as a pirate. I am a criminal and proud of it.
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  6021.  @matthewb9621  I expect opening the window by one inch will fulfil those requirements, and is cheaper too. But Nicola is too thick to think of that.
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  6022. Most of these religions are made-up nonsense. A bit like Marxism.
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  6023.  @HiNickCares  You are correct. Stalin requested via his envoy at Yalta that the western allies should assist the Red Army by bombing important cities. The Nazis created "fortress cities" which held out for months , such as Breslau, resulting in 100,000 Soviet casualties. Hitting a previously untouched city was also a good way to demonstrate western air power to Stalin, in case he decided not to stop at Berlin and decided to take Paris as well. The resulting destruction was much bigger than had been expected. The failed vegetarian painter caused the destruction of Dresden, not the allies.
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  6024. Sky is doing the same job as Lord Haw Haw did in WW2.
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  6025.  @brianjones4026  No part of my comment is waycist. I admire Mahyar as a true Brit.
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  6026. A restaurant got bombed 'cos it was named, "Alan's Snackbar".
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  6027. "Seasoning" caused the expansion of European powers across the globe. Magellan made the first circumnavigation as a means of reaching the "spice islands". The same with the Dutch and later the British East India Company going to India. Coffee, tea from China, sugar in the Caribbean and many other flavours and spices. Don't lecture hu ite pipple about seasoning. The modern world was created by our hunger for it.
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  6028. I wish Putin was British.
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  6029. Funny, horrific and true.
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  6030. I want all the vegans, LBGTQ+ and newly-arrived surgeons and engineers put in the front line. Train them to perform interpretive dance routines whilst dressed as rainbow bumblebees. That'll work, right? Yeah all good.
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  6031. PJW makes masterpieces. Equivalent to the work of Stanley Kubrik back in the day.
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  6032. If a goldfish could read a teleprompt, they wouldn't need Brandon.
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  6033. How about Irish blacks? Like President O'Bama.
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  6034. I don't want pansies in my garden.
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  6035. Every video from PJW is a masterpiece.
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  6036. You've described the Hurricane II.
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  6037. We need more soliders. Current forces ain't anywhere near solid enough.
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  6038.  @thurin84  Experts will say whatever they're paid to say.
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  6039. I'll be there tomorrow evening.
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  6040. Voting Labour is identical to voting Conservative, Lib Dem or SNP. Don't beat yourself up over voting Labour. Plenty of Palestinian-supporters will do that for you.
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  6041.  @ImperialFool  Soon, your comment will be described as h - speech.
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  6042.  @Gordon..  I want to see Diane as the next Labour leader.
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  6043.  @brianlowe3529  The Pilgrims were English subjects.
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  6044. Couldn't have Monty Python today. White men who attended the best universities are a glaring example of systemic white male privilege. The BBC would refuse them a contract unless their group included three blacks, three women and two gays. That'd make them funnier, right? Graham Chapman was indeed gay, but it was no business of anybody except him and his fellow Pythons.
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  6045.  @Wooargh  Your comment is out of place here.
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  6046.  @davidhull2060  Keep the 2nd Amendment Holy! Gunfire from the local range is the sound of freedom.
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  6047. @Lawrence S That's not racism. That's common sense.
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  6048. @Lawrence S The races are definitely different. Observe the Olympic track events. Persons of west African descent dominate the short-distance races. Middle distance events are mostly white and north African. Long distance events are mostly east African and white, not a west African anywhere. Our races have marginal differences in athleticism, intelligence and temperament. ALL OF US HAVE EQUAL MERIT AS HUMANS AND ALL OF US DESERVE EQUALITY UNDER THE LAW AND EQUAL OPPORTUNITY. But don't expect equal outcomes 'cos it ain't gonna happen.
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  6049. Leo's bank will close his account in three, two, one...
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  6050.  @jim-es8qk  Conscripting muse limbs to fight in the Army. Explosives training and issued with machine guns. For whom will they fight?
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  6051.  @ianbanner9292  Racial superiority for her but not the rest of us.
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  6052. I replied to you yesterday but my reply was deleted.
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  6053.  @TayWoode  It'd be fun to see what they'd do to Owen Jones and Eddie Izzard.
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  6054. 2.) The average age of death with covid is 82.
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  6055. FIRST 'cos I'm a carnivore.
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  6056. Vegetarians were too weak to keep up with me.
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  6057.  @susanwojcickisnicetwin  I love your name, Nice Twin. Agreed, use Atkins with caution. I've got lots of poorly conditions at the moment, so I asked my GP and my hospital specialist. Their view was "It's OK with caution". It's a toss-up which might kill me first: My existing conditions or my flabby blubber.
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  6058. Win or lose, the lawyers always get their money.
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  6059. Disrespecting God should be compulsory. If God's really so frckin tough, he can look after his frckin self without the assistance of mortals.
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  6060. I expect the coppers will hear the death threats against a white person and say, "Nothing to see here".
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  6061. Agreed. Nicer weather for smashing windows, grabbing new TVs and finding new sneakers.
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  6062.  @chrismith251  YES! Called "Chiquita" if I recall! A bit like the blink-and-you'll-miss-it glimpse of Michael Caine as a copper in "The Day the Earth Caught Fire".
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  6063.  @ragnarok7976  Your comment is compelling and it deserves repetition elsewhere. Two sentences. Simple and true. Another comparison might be giving children a can of petrol and a box of matches as a birthday present, but yours is better.
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  6064.  @candy-le4nh  A grifter is someone who seeks £/$ profit. Simon could've become wealthy if he'd allied himself with a movement like BLM. Maybe been hired as a historian by the BBC. Instead, he's like a lone voice crying in the wilderness.
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  6065. I recall President Benson in "Hot Shots Part Deux". If that's an obscure reference, search YouTube.
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  6066. RNLI needs to be held to account for facilitating the cross-channel trafficking.
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  6067.  @matthewb9621  Aha! Playing the victim!
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  6068. I refuse to fund a corporation which propagandises the destruction of my culture and my ethnicity.
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  6069.  @robertweinmann9408  Trevor Howard had a remarkable resemblance to Keith Park. The first time I saw Keith Park's picture in a book, it could've ben Trevor Howard.
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  6070. In 2023, Jame Gumb would do drag shows for pre-pubescent children in public libraries. Saying he shouldn't would be a hate crime.
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  6071. Oxford council has already put their city upside-down, in a ditch and on fire. Usually that's Hamster's job.
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  6072. I like that phrase and will use it myself.
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  6073. Gary Lineker's hiding him.
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  6074. @Wally B Trump needs to order Homeland Security to carry out an emergency investigation voter fraud. If credible evidence is found, present it to the Supreme Court. Request that the results in those states be declared void. Order a prompt second vote. No voting without ID. Result: Trump will be re-elected.
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  6075. Hahahahaha!
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  6076.  @jane---489  Chris was looking for his own sense of humour, but could only find anger and jealousy.
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  6077.  @Unsalted667  Being weight (cre4t1ve 5pelling) is forkin AWESOME !!! Everybody's jealous of us. That's gotta tell us something.
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  6078. Enoch was right.
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  6079.  @mariewalker4010  I had hoped to migrate from the UK to the Cape about 30 years ago. Phenomenal exchange rate via the "Financial Rand". Then the UK property market crashed, I couldn't sell my house and I stayed put. Dear God, I dodged a bullet there.
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  6080.  @nickcastings1568  I want to see the video!
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  6081.  @mmerryweather6950  Heroic. They'd make twice the money and get invited to appear on the BBC all the time, if they were lefties.
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  6082. @haveanotherpinacolada Maybe because they're les.....
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  6083. Funny how we're not hearing about Hunter Biden's Ukraine deals these days.
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  6084. I wouldn't fancy Diane Abbott, even if she was 18. Even if she was white. Even if she wasn't a leftie.
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  6085. IDEA FOR A NEW BOOK, SIMON: Write a "Sharpe/ Hornblower"-type novel about a captain in the Royal Navy's East Africa Squadron, smashing the Atlantic slave trade off the coast of Africa.
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  6086.  @poempadgett4664  THANKS! The BBC claims I benefitted from systemic waycism and white privilege.
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  6087.  @sylviadrummond7293  "Of course, it weren't a real Bentley but it was Bentley to us. And one of the palaces smelled like a rolled-up newspaper in a septic tank".
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  6088.  @ragdolly22  "And if you tell that t'young 'uns today, they won't believe you".
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  6089.  @gillduale8020  " I was so unhappy I married the first woman who'd 'ave me. I know she loved me. No other reason for a middle-aged divorcee at the end of 'er career to marry a wealthy prince, is there?"
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  6090.  @gillduale8020  I wanna crowd-fund a drunk Frenchman as M&H's new chauffer. You with me?
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  6091.  elizabethbennett3930  I visited Florida's Disney World and used the toilets. I heard grunting from the stalls. Then a door burst open and I saw Mickey performing an act of gross indecency on Donald Duck. Now I'm terrified of rainbows and I'll never return.
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  6092.  @eileengoehring6080  Diana was off f*cking with a rugby player, her riding instructor and a wealthy Arab. She packed her kids off to boarding schools so that she could have more time for colonic irrigation and fancy parties. Her kids spent more time with their nannies than they spent with their mum.
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  6093.  Ace Adonis  There are much easier ways to assassinate a target than a car crash, which would require a dozen or more operatives. No assassination would be attempted by the British state or Royals in FRANCE of all places. If she was going to be knocked-off, it would be done within the UK or not at all.
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  6094.  @tonywilliams7152  There's a very interesting new video from GB News, with Nigel Farage. In Denmark, crime statistics are available which reveal the nationality of persons committing serious crimes. The proportion of serious crimes committed by native Danes is disappearingly-tiny. Add the serious crimes committed by other Europeans it's still a very small proportion. The proportion of serious crimes committed by persons of other backgrounds is overwhelming. Some people here are making false claims about the R-word. Those people know no better because the authorities are deliberately concealing the truth.
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  6095. You're FIRST. Only 'cos Google AI assumes you're an African Tudor king of England. Otherwise they'd ignore you.
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  6096. My uncle was in the British Army in Italy. His enduring memory was mud, mud and more mud.
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  6097.  @kenhorlor5674  Agreed. Trevor Howard had a remarkable resemblance to Park. Good casting.
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  6098. I prefer Keef Fluffabout as PM. But seriously, I hope Andrew will stand for Parliament at the next general election.
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  6099.  @Belisarius1967  Unfair reply. Thousands of Hamas activists knew this uprising was coming. Some must've been informants. Perhaps the Israelis expected a much smaller revolt. Netanyahu has MANY problems of his own right now, with Israelis accusing him of destroying democracy. A SMALL revolt would enhance his political strength and allow him a crack-down. He expected a breeze but got a whirlwind.
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  6100.  JamJam0189  What's the fekin difference?
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  6101. I want Scumbag College to be invited. With questions involving Toxteth O'Grady. An obscure reference but somebody might get it.
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  6102. As a Briton, I still demand reparashuns n a pology n free munny cos waycism n slavry n sheet. Also, boff maffs n spelin ar waycist and oppressive. And that, my friend, is where we are today.
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  6103.  @PaulMason-c9m  Nobody should be allowed to do ANYTHING unless it's been pre-approved by a government quango. End of problem.
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  6104.  @AnthroGuitarist  A rope helps to stop people from falling the entire distance.
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  6105. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ANDREW - Join the Reform Party and stand as a Parliamentary candidate.
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  6106.  @frankenz66  What was it Princess Leia told Vader? "The tighter you squeeze, the more votes our rightful President will get". Something like that.
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  6107.  @philhawley1219  Buy some pork scratchings!
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  6108.  @nidge3272  Graham Norton is on-side with the people who cancelled Graham Linehan.
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  6109. Maybe the bloke will be unhappy when he can't get a beef steak in a vegan restaurant. I'm disappointed that I can't buy plumbing supplies in the local bakery. My friend was killed whilst parachuting. His aqualung failed to open.
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  6110. Poll tax was cheaper.
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  6111. Nah - I want Diane as the next Labour leader! That'd be fun!
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  6112.  @hayno7066  I suspect Gary Lineker protests against climate change by having a good w4nk.
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  6113.  @jasoncdebussy  20,000 years ago, sea levels were 120 metres lower (almost 400 feet). Global warming was caused by farting mammoths.
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  6114.  @pw3858  Agreed. The migrants wouldn't want to come here any more.
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  6115.  Bernie Gores  Was that the episode where Cartman discovers a load of dead foetuses which fell off the back of a lorry? "You're breaking my balls here..."
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  6116. Truth is a hate crime.
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  6117.  @wundurra24  Funny how the NHS used to function without immigrant staff. If there were fewer immigrants, there'd be W people occupying those jobs instead.
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  6118. Biden couldn't find the paper bag if he was inside the paper bag.
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  6119. The Chicken Fight: Peter Griffin versus Ernie the Giant Chicken.
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  6120. The SNP electing Humza as their chairman guarantees Starmer a landslide victory. Sad but true.
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  6121. WELL DONE, SIMON.
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  6122.  @robertjohnston8690  YES I SAW THAT! I keep spelling Biden as Brandon.
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  6123. Well spotted!
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  6124. I'm British and in the UK. I hate the idea that people own guns. If I was an American in the US, would I own a gun? DAMED RIGHT I WOULD! I'd own SEVERAL, just in case.
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  6125.  @robanderson473  Agreed.
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  6126.  @johnisaacfelipe6357  Every word in your comment is true. Your comment is offensive to British men, but no part of it is false. Kindness and respect for fellow humans is destroying western civilisation.
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  6127. Teds in Ford Zodiaks. Leather-clad bikers on BSAs. Bangers and mash at the Ace Cafe. But most of the stabbings came from the Windrush scientists and Italians on Lambrettas.
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  6128.  @DEFcomUK  Mull of Kintyre? Magical Mystery Tour? The Frog Chirus?
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  6129. I'm currently trying to build a small house on a brownfield site. The local planning authority is stupendously difficult to deal with.
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  6130.  @golfbulldog  I want CANZUK and I want it NOW!
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  6131. A hate crime against the British. Get used to this, folks. It's called diversity. This'll increase a hundred fold over the next few years. And calling it out will define you as a far-right extremist race-bigot.
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  6132.  @plainspeaking6297  Telling the truth will get you labeled a r - ist.
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  6133.  @catsofsherman1316  Technically: We've completely f*cked ourselves. Very sad. Walking through Westminster (central London) is like walking through the ruins of ancient Egypt or the Mayan temples. The buildings remain but the great civilisation which created them has destroyed itself. Coming to DC's Capitol any day soon.
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  6134.  @angelsone-five7912  Hey Septic - Are you wounded? Can you make the airfield?
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  6135. I drive my classic car on New Year's Day. Any day now, these forkers will protest against my alleged abuse of fossil fuels.
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  6136. 30 years ago, South Africa generated more electricity than every other country in Africa combined. Now there's insufficient electricity being generated in SA to keep the lights on all day. I love democracy and equality, but in some countries it simply doesn't work.
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  6137. After this part of the Uniparty has lost the GE and is replaced by the other part of the Uniparty, she might easily get the job. But it won't help the UK at all. It'll be like replacing the Titanic's officers, one minute after the collision.
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  6138.  @IBTU  Which explains the BBC's bias in reporting. What's more alarming is that the BBC's executives and governors would allow a person from that background to become the chairman.
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  6139. FIRST 'cos I used my systemic Wight privilege.
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  6140.  @rmason5477  And they ALL adopt pretty-much the identical narrative.
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  6141. As a Brit, NO THANKS! But I'd happily crowd-fund Tiger Woods as Meg's chauffer.
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  6142.  @AstralLaVista  Clarkson should pass all complaints to The Stig. The Stig can issue any apologies if required. I can wait.
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  6143.  @tacitus6384  Did they mention the African monarchs who sold the slaves to the Arab middlemen, who then sold the slaves to the Europeans? The greatest African in British history was King Gezo of Dahomie. He demanded that at his funeral, hundreds of slaves should be decapitated until there was sufficient blood in a pit to float his coffin-canoe. The horrific event was witnessed by British merchants, who reported back to London. Hence the RN being tasked with ending the slave trade forever.
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  6144.  @RKIC  I've built a time machine in my shed. It'll make me rich, if ever I can get it to work.
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  6145. I keep leaving comments which disappear.
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  6146. I hope Screwfix won't do this. I'd be worried about getting screwed.
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  6147. 1 FIRST and the BBC claims it's 'cos I've got white privilege and I've benefitted from systemic racism.
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  6148.  @AmericanNationalist852  Respectful to the Zulus, too.
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  6149.  @sandragray3951  Goes down faster than a middle-aged divorced actress on her toy boy prince.
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  6150.  @andrewbclinton  I wonder why a foreign power would want to buy a British newspaper which loses £millions (sometimes tens of £millions) every year in perpetuity...
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  6151. CNN claims you're first because of your white privilege and systemic racism. They wouldn't lie, right?
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  6152. I'm British and in the UK. We need more referenda, to end Ireland and the UK being swamped with illegal imported voters. We'll never get it because it goes against the plans of the WEF.
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  6153. FJB!
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  6154.  PogChamp!  This would be funny if Peter Griffin did in in Quahog Mall. It's even FUNNIER that this happened to an armed criminal.
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  6155.  @johnscottyward4588  FUN FACT: Muhammed Ali had one Scottish ancestor. Google it. Muhammed Ali was more Scottish than Biden is Irish.
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  6156. BBC says so.
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  6157. Been there, done that, regretted it.
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  6158. AGREED. I never realised Dan was gay. I stand with gay Dan against dangerous woke monsters.
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  6159. AY UP LOTUS EATERS! (My homage to 2tone.)
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  6160. A fewer Irish lads with balaclavas and pick-axe handles could quickly sort it out. NOT against the foogees, only against the politicians, CEOs and civil servants who enable this. Set a few examples. I guarantee this problem will go away. All that's needed is for the Garda to step aside and find no evidence to charge with.
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  6161.  user-cs1qg9vq2q  No, the patriots stood as a barrier in case the pro-Hamas mob broke through. The police started shoving them to make them move on. Everything was concluded very quickly, but selective editing and biased reporting enabled the media to make things appear more disruptive than they were.
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  6162. Well yeah, it's not Khan's money.
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  6163. What part of the word "joke" do people not understand?
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  6164. Several non-British companies, including Ferrari and Renault, have designed and developed their cars in the UK.
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  6165.  @mikavirtanen7029  Agreed. Amazingly, "The Bedford Incident" was a mostly-British film and was filmed on a Royal navy warship. Weird, eh?
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  6166. "Historian, philosopher, sex pest". A bit like me.
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  6167. Peter was right. "Shut up Meg".
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  6168. I wish it was legal for me to sink the vessels whilst they're in international waters. I'd gladly buy a boat, fit a pointed prow and ram them.
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  6169. They'll burn it down themselves.
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  6170.  @rhyfelwrDuw  Sadly true.
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  6171.  @Johnny-sj9sj  Is that you, Clem?
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  6172. No. It's called the "stiff upper lip".
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  6173. Your comment is the best I've seen in weeks.
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  6174. It's one of those ink-blot psychological tests. It looks like a woman's boobies to me. I'm surprised YouTube allows pornography on here.
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  6175.  @spencerhardy8667  Definitely. Katie Hopkins should be hired to review the morning papers. For leftie twattery balance, put her opposite a swamp-gobbler like Yasmin Alhibi Brown. Watch the sparks fly.
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  6176. The multi-millionaire Deborah Meaden will become so impoverished, she might need to sack one of her several gardeners.
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  6177. As an English Brit, may I please ask you to repeat your comment widely.
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  6178. Remember: Trudeau admires this.
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  6179.  @freebirdtony  I'm often suspended for 24 hours. YT never allows me to see the comment which is allegedly naughty.
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  6180. I've been binge-watching some of Neil's documentaries about ancient British history. Magnificent stuff.
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  6181.  @j74s98  No hell... Have you been to Detroit?
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  6182. None of this is far right. We're centrist. Don't accept the hateful accusations made against your views or mine.
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  6183. Germany completely fooked itself. It didn't deserve to win.
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  6184. I'm male and definitely not toxic. If I was toxic, the several young women who swallowed would've been dead by now. Always aged 16+, always consensual, and they themselves volunteered. But man-haters will call me toxic anyway. Because they're jealous they didn't get any.
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  6185. NEXT: Dawn Butler says water is wet, and gets crucified by the woke crowd.
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  6186.  @allister-malister9179  I want to Like your comment but I'm too slothful to do so. Nah, I lied. I Liked it.
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  6187. HAH HA TRUE!
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  6188.  @thomasseery7570  Yep.
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  6189.  @EnglishVeteran  As a Cornishman, I regard your comment as waycist. (Joke.)
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  6190. I doubt he's had a girlfriend lately. But his computer's search engine history would tell us a lot.
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  6191. As a long-time Pastafarian, I agree with you.
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  6192. AY UP LOTUS EATERS! (A tribute to 2tone.)
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  6193.  @Logans3Run  Things to like about those three: 1.) I like Diane 'cos she's funny. 2.) I like Owen 'cos he reminds me of Rik , the People's Poet from "The Young Ones". 3. I like Shamima's baseball cap, which she wears to make herself look more western.
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  6194. That's another 11,000,000 voters for Harris in 2024.
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  6195. I LIKE THAT T-SHIRT !
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  6196.  @joegill3612  I don't think Charles mentioned St. Georges Day.
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  6197. Reminds me of a scene from a Monty Python film. Schoolteacher John Cleese having sex in front of his bored fourth-formers.
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  6198.  @thomasreed49  In the USA, a load of B-folk move into a district. What happens next? Or imagine loads of W-folk moving to that same district. Would the same thing happen? Now look at British cities.
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  6199.  @dfar2303  Back in the day, Owen Jones declared the track was far right. So the problem with that would be...?
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  6200. Description of arrested person?
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  6201. @Charles Yuditsky I hope you're right. I'm British and in the UK. If Biden becomes POTUS, the US and the entire free world will enter a new dark age. You think voter fraud is bad now? Just wait until Biden's demented brain allows his advisers to reign supreme. There will never be another Republican POTUS.
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  6202. I clicked on "View reply" but it's invisible.
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  6203. DON'T FORGET: Our ancestors were all black. The BBC told us so.
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  6204.  @aqua5680  If charges had been brought against Savile and he'd been found guilty, we'd have been justified in our anger. Until then, ever evil fecker deserves the presumption of innocence.
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  6205. I'd love Trump to run, but Trump is both hated and loved in equal measure. Perhaps it's wiser for Trump to step aside, and nominate De Santis as his anointed successor. Otherwise we're looking at Kamala getting four years as POTUS.
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  6206. I DO watch and I don't pay for it. I'm like a pirate or a buccaneer.
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  6207. Brit for Trump.
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  6208. They'll fight better that way.
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  6209. A joke, right?
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  6210. Imagine Stewie Griffin explaining the rules of cricket.
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  6211.  @Fanakapan222  Rewrite all of 1984's references to rewriting history. Rewriting history never happened.
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  6212. Mr. Scobie is just the ghost writer. The REAL author is a dog who lives on Spooner Street in Quahog, Rhode Island. The author of "Faster Than the Speed of Love". The publisher insisted on deleting the chapters about Windsor's ten best lamp posts.
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  6213.  @patrickverlinden71  That's damned true.
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  6214.  @garylancaster8612  We could easily cease illegal immigration if we dug a huge trench around the UK and filled the trench with sea water. Oh hang on...
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  6215. Brilliant comment. Just two sentences and you've nailed it. NAILED IT, I SAY !!!
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  6216. I've got a small business. I get several cold-calls every day about things like changing my energy supplier. The callers always use my first name. Disrespectful - they're not my friends or family. Call me MISTER and then my surname (not actually "Purchase") or shut the eff up. Most of them sound like they're phoning me from India. Another reason to say NO.
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  6217. The ghostwriter was Brian Griffin, author of "Faster than the Speed of Love". You get what you pay for.
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  6218.  @_SolitaryMan  Very true.
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  6219. Very sad when portions of our private conversations can be held against us. I've said things in private about Blair and the gallows which, if taken out of context, could see me imprisoned for longer than Alex Belfield..
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  6220. I can no longer use the "T" word. I've previously used that word in comments but a leftie reported my for hey 8 speech. The Al Gore rhythms remember the phrasing and automatically delete every comment or reply which I leave with that word.
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  6221. Yes, but somehow we've got to pay for the surgeons and engineers who arrive in Dover every day.
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  6222.  @xisotopex A hundred 262s arriving over the Normandy beaches would've faced 500 Spitfires, Tempests, Mustangs and Thunderbolts. Lots of circling and tail-chasing, lots of speeding-in and speeding-out, 262s flying at 400mph, dropping their bombs haphazardly about a quarter of a mile from their intended target. Wouldn't have made a blind bit of difference. The preferred tactic of the USAAF and RAF was always to pursue the 262s back to their airfields, and rip them to pieces as they tried to land. 100 262s over the Normandy beaches would've seen their demise much earlier.
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  6223. From the era when "Vauxhall" was pronounced "Rustall".
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  6224. If Melanie named names, she'd get a cell alongside Julian Assange.
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  6225. Yeah but Richard Gere used it first.
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  6226.  @evilsexyhamlet6399  True, but that was more of a pre-WW1 thing.
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  6227.  @emberlyhemmes3895  Defaming Kyle paints a target on his back. Millions believe the false narrative that Kyle is a white racist who murdered black people. Kyle can't live a normal life. There are black activists who feel justified in killing Kyle. Thanks, Joe. You contributed to this.
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  6228. I want Andrew to stand for Parliament, as Keef Kuntabout. Hold hustings meetings. Sell hundreds of tickets for each event. Do a turn as Keef. Then a musical interlude. Return as Detective Sergeant Pisspot to give advice about misgendering as a hate crime. Musical interlude. Prof. Micropenis stands up from the back of the audience, to harangue everyone there. And so on.
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  6229. I'm in the UK. If vaccinations become compulsory here, I will encourage my wife and small son to flee to Florida as refugees. I'm not joking. I myself must remain because I've got a business here. If the regulations follow those in some European states, vaccinations will remain "voluntary" but the unjabbed must pay an additional tax. So they're actually compulsory, contrary to the Nuremberg Code, established as the Nazi criminals were still swinging from their gibbets. Five minutes ago, I sent an email to my accountant. I enquired about setting-up a trust fund or a company, so that I myself will be tax-exempt. I've always liked Clearwater and Sarasota.
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  6230. I'd like to claim I'm a lesbian trapped in a male body, but it's so old it's got cobwebs.
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  6231. GOOD MAN.
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  6232. My dad bought a '69 1750 GTV in 1974. Nearly half a century later, I've still got it. Both my wife and my Alfa give me enormous problems. Within a few years, I'll pay off the wife but I will keep the Alfa.
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  6233.  @WaveyDeem95  Abide by UK law, respect the indigenous population and our culture. Do that and nobody will have a problem with you. If you discover the UK is not to your taste, please leave. If you learn to love the land of your birth, please contribute to it.
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  6234. Westminster has fallen.
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  6235. Damned truthful comment. Please repeat widely.
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  6236.  @freecat1278  I want to leave Earth and live somewhere else. Class M planets have plenty of food. Loads of roddenberries.
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  6237.  @bigneiltoo  Lori inhabited the little girl in The Exorcist.
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  6238. "Gott in himmel! Der Englander! Ach!"
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  6239. It's the best Star Trek movie ever made.
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  6240.  @GodsOwnPrototype  MORGAN FREEMAN: "The best way to end racism is to stop talking about it".
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  6241. Don't give 'em ideas...
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  6242. Perhaps it's because there were officers from several different agencies present. Nobody could take a decision because nobody knew who was in charge. This is why we need heroes like Kyle Rittenhouse.
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  6243. Deleted by the Al Gore rhythms?
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  6244.  @Jere_9717  This is a myth, so frequently repeated that it's assumed to be true. After the war, the Soviets attempted to use the German engines. 262s were even used in the air forces of eastern bloc countries, but actually flown by Russians. Despite access to every material from the entire Soviet empire plus the Warsaw Pact countries, the engines were f*ckin' useless. The Soviets even used captured German scientists, who couldn't get the things to run right despite threats of imminent death. Then the postwar British Labour Party Prime Minister Clement Attlee gifted a British engine and a set of plans to Stalin and - BOOM! - the Soviets had a jet engine which actually worked, just in time for the Korean War. There were no scarce materials which could ever make the German engines run right. Every jet engine in the world today is derived from the British design, not the German.
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  6245.  @cornishhh  Every year in the UK is greatly different from every other year. Consider the weather during the D-Day landings in 1944.
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  6246. HEROIC! Love from the UK.
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  6247. My son is eleven (which Diane says is nearly 50). I'll be delighted if he studies for a useful degree at university. Something which results in a profession qualification, leading to a real job. Otherwise, I'll be very happy if he becomes an electrician or a plumber.
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  6248.  @blaisemorris1301  "Red fish". If women are made from sugar and spice and all things nice, why are their ladyparts always scented like tuna?
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  6249.  @GIXXERUKX  Pink, not George.
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  6250.  @stratman9449  Some people claim the little hats are behind the widespread importation of the peaceful people . If so (and I'm NOT saying yes or no) they're seeing the result when they themselves get abused in the street. (I've used obscure phrases because this inoffensive reply invoked YouTube to send me a warning about naughty words.)
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  6251.  @marcusaurelius6012  We must be mad. Literally mad.
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  6252. Somebody ought to tell Keef Fluffabout that this bloke Andrew keeps imitating him.
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  6253. Line from Monty Python: "God hates poofs". (THIS IS NOT HATE SPEECH - I'M QUOTING FROM A HISTORIC SOURCE.)
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  6254. This was a honeypot operation by Mossad. Film princes and politicians getting their cocks sucked by juveniles, and turn the screw.
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  6255. Joe and his Kamel could've stopped it almost as soon as it started. Instead here we are five months later.
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  6256. Yeah 'cos you've got white privilege. The BBC says so.
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  6257. The Spitfire is idolised because of a movie with Lesley Howard and David Niven. Neither Roy Chadwick (Lancaster) nor Sidney Camm (Hurricane) got the same treatment. Mitchell, Chadwick and Camm all relied on the genius of Henry Royce. The Hurricane was obsolete as an interceptor by the end of 1940, but served with distinction in Burma and North Africa. It ceased production in 1944, but Spitfire production continued after the war.
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  6258.  @ghostpunkkilla  I'm British and in the UK, where I could be arrested and imprisoned for carrying a soup spoon in a public place. Meanwhile, knife crime here is completely out of control. Always the same people with the knives. I'd follow the advice of Sc0tt 4d4m5, except the UK is tiny and there's nowhere I can move to.
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  6259. I trust Mark whereas I distrust everything from the mainstream media.
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  6260. The Conservative Party is socialist but with a pretty blue label.
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  6261. Children being released from an underground dungeon?
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  6262. I'm a Pastafarian. It's a real religion, go find our community via Google. Every restaurant which serves pasta is my temple. The Flying Spaghetti Monster boiled for your sins. Eat pasta, drink beer and get laid. Wot's not to like?
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  6263. Fear porn.
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  6264. Most modern movies are created by committees. No single voice any more.
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  6265.  @JamesCartist  An intelligent analysis. But in previous generations, Hollywood relied on talent instead of university educations.
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  6266.  @JWHarris........  Rough parts of Brum used to be Wight. Lots rougher now.
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  6267.  @Daisy-tl2lh  Mostly peaceful.
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  6268. Everyone who takes a view which is different from yours must necessarily be a bigot or a hater. Right?
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  6269.  @occidentadvocate.9759  Hahaha!
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  6270.  @shanksre6186  Agreed. Diane says she can count to twelve on the fingers of one hand.
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  6271. However bad it seems - - It'll get MUCH worse very soon.
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  6272. Which is why the Left hates Andrew.
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  6273.  @trulyexorcise2918  Ellwood is positioning himself to become the next Tory leader after the next election.
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  6274. I'd prefer Richard as King instead of Charles the Third.
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  6275. Epstein and Maxwell were running a honey trap operation on behalf of Mossad.
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  6276. We are watching the collapse of western civilisation.
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  6277. Andrew doesn't write his own material. Keef Fluffabout writes it for him..
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  6278. Gary is the greatest Afro Caribbean woman ever to play for England.
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  6279. The US and UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're destroying ourselves.
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  6280.  @Roblovesbushcraft  True. Tony Benn did so.
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  6281. Guy Fawkes and Lee Harvey Oswald: "I'm just a patsy".
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  6282. Three unfunny things: a.) Cancer b.) Leprosy c.) Any female comedienne.
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  6283.  @PhilipsLS1300  Or climate change.
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  6284. Anglophobia is both permitted and encouraged.
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  6285. Damned right! I'll remember that response if ever I'm asked.
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  6286. The killer murdered six people because the principal didn't use the 2nd amendment. The only way to defend children from an armed murderer is via an armed adult. Imagine if one member of staff stored a firearm in a locked cabinet. The killer would've died immediately after he shot out the glass doors.
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  6287. I'm sad that in one constituency, Reform and Britain First are on the same ballot and splitting their vote. Similarly, there are candidates for the Conservatives, Labour and the Monster Raving Looney Party. All of which splits the stupid vote.
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  6288. A powerful Jag saloon is like the Kray twins. Very smooth. Nice suit. Oozes visible wealth. But with a psychopath's split personality, ready to nail your head to the floor.
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  6289. Our government despises our own people.
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  6290. And Scott Adams was vilified for telling the truth.
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  6291. Somebody ought to tell these rankers that the Scottish flag represents a Christian saint.
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  6292. YUP 2TONE!
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  6293.  @alwayscensored6871  I'm a Brit, and I recall a few lines from Shakespeare's "Henry V". Something about how gentlemen in England will hold their manhood weak, that they were not at the battle. That's me. I was the right age, but not in the forces. I wish I'd been there, even at the risk of death or injury or trench foot. Thankyou to all our friends from Oz, the US and elsewhere.
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  6294. Why did the Babylonians and Assyrians die out? Covid.
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  6295. The Nazis were socialists. Which is why they failed.
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  6296.  @joviannagasaki84  Squirrels are easy to bully.
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  6297.  @patrickswords  Sorry, I've edited my comment and corrected it. I'm still traumatised, that's why.
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  6298. Excellent comment. Please repeat widely.
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  6299. Rhodes was a closet gay. The BBC should love Rhodes, not hate him.
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  6300.  @georgehetty7857  Delivers better than the Post Office.
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  6301.  @ddoherty5956  Britain makes wonderful sofas. Everybody from around the world wants to sit on them. Get comfortable at our expense. Britain makes terrible cabinets.
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  6302.  @maccagrabme  All MPs should receive a cognitive competency test.
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  6303. It's actually a BEAUTIFUL movie to watch. Lovely colours. And as close to historical fact as could actually be achieved in a movie.
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  6304.  @Hopium500  I would never disagree with Tony Soprano. Never.
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  6305.  @ProfessorTimWilson  Hey Prof Tim - I don't know whether you'd describe yourself as irght wing or elft wing. It doesn't matter. I recall Tony Benn speaking very vociferously (the video's on YT) about the importance of liberty, sovereignty and free speech. We all stand together on this.
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  6306. Excellent response.
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  6307. My daffodils are racist. Or perhaps the people who told me that are insane.
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  6308. I refuse to fund a corporation which promotes my ethnic replacement.
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  6309. As a heterosexual male, I wouldn't propose to a man either. The BBC would condemn me as homophobic.
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  6310. Diane Abbott was her accountant.
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  6311. Lots of work goes into these videos. Editing, sound effects and so on. The best videos are always short. Like Diane Abbott's pen15.
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  6312.  @JAG8691  THAT IS THE EXACT PHRASE WHICH GETS MY COMMENTS DELETED! I leave that EXACT three word comment and Google deletes it. Thankyou for repeating it here. Please repeat widely.
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  6313. Imagine a bit-player from a third-rate TV series describing herself as a star.
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  6314. WEF hates small farmers but loves big pharma.
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  6315. Yes, I was a tiny kid but I remember something about this in the mid-sixties. I think a policeman was stabbed.
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  6316. An RAF Typhoon was discovered on a sand bank off Christchurch's Mudeford Beach, Dorset in the 1970s. Does anyone know what happened to it? Typhoons operated locally, including from Hurn Airport. Early Typhoons suffered numerous problems, including a habit of sudden engine failure.
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  6317.  @donaldfeger91  Here's another snippet about Sir Michael. There's an interview from the 1980s on YouTube, about his star appearance in "Jaws 4". He says something like, "I've never seen the film. I'm told it's dreadful, but the house I bought with the money is wonderful".
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  6318. We need to suppress online content to support free speech. Don't contradict the narrative or we'll send you to the gulag. Anybody who claims owning nothing won't make you happy is a criminal. Yeah.
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  6319. Please create a video about Diogenes. The philosopher who never washed, shat in the street and m*5tur8ated in public. That's a lifestyle I'd like to emulate.
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  6320.  @davidbarlow350  Ooooh matron!
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  6321.  @JagdgeschwaderX  I distrust the police and the judicial system. There are too many cases where it's been proven they've deliberately sat on evidence which would've exonerated the accused. Consider the case of Stefan Kiszco. A life sentence offers the opportunity for new evidence to be considered.
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  6322.  @sukhivirdee144  Both the Left and the Religion of Peace regard you and I as their mortal enemies. I stand with Sikhs against the common threat.
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  6323.  @gillianbarker2663  Started a long time before the war criminal came to power.
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  6324. @Ming The Mirthless Nah, the wealthy always arrange a bolt-hole for themselves and their larvae.
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  6325. I wonder how the Stasi cops discovered you'd ever had a copy. I've got a 1930s edition of "Mein Kampf", plus a 1930s edition of Mussolini's autobiography, bought at secondhand book shops back in the early eighties. I wonder if possessing those books is illegal as well. Just to clarify: I've also got several books about Churchill, and a couple of hundred books about WW2 aviation.
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  6326. I was in the ATC (air cadets) in the seventies. Two of our lads were planespotting at a local airport. A light aircraft went the wrong way down a taxi way and bloody nearly ran into the two lads. Ten minutes later, the pilot walked to them and sincerely apologised. He admitted he'd f*cked it up, and said how stupid he'd been. The pilot was Douglas Bader. This demonstrates Bader himself could make silly errors, but he was never harder on other people than he was on himself. If he made an error, he had the guts and masculinity to apologise and admit his own stupidity. One of the two ATC lads later became an RAF Tornado pilot.
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  6327. I'm reminded of the 1980s movie, "Eat the Rich". The Home Secretary is played by Nosher Powell. He says, "They made me the 'ome secretary, and I can't even type".
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  6328.  @RcNerd  Mahyar is a "newcomer". He does far more to defend our native British values than most of us leaving comments. I'd stand beside Mahyar, former Gurkha soldiers, based black folk of Caribbean origin and anyone else who respects our liberty and way of life. We can't turn back the clock to the 1950s, but we CAN make Britain work with newcomers who share our values.
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  6329. "Obese-Jecty"... he doesn't look fat to me.
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  6330. Agreed. Some excellent replies in this stream as well. Numpties claim the Normandy invasion should've happened in '43 instead. They forget Mulberry hadn't been built, PLUTO wasn't ready, the Fortitude deception operation was barely started, the railways between Germany and Normandy hadn't yet been wrecked, the Luftwaffe was still strong in '43, the P51 wasn't yet in widespread service, it wasn't known the U-boat menace would shortly be neutered, Ploesti was still gushing oil, Hitler could've cancelled the Kursk offensive and sent it to Normandy instead, and Stalin needed IMMEDIATE assistance in '43, not '44. The failures in Italy were mainly down to poor generalship at Anzio, and Mark Clark seizing Rome instead of devastating the Wehrmacht.
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  6331. Last time a president was heckled like this, a few hours later Ceausescu and his wife were tried and put before a firing squad. I tingle with anticipation.
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  6332. A train? Luxury. All Marty 'ad was two shoeboxes in a septic tank. But it were a train to 'im.
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  6333.  @Theycallmemister  Merci, bon ami! I stand with our French, Dutch, German and Irish brothers.
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  6334. Good point about being locked inside. If the electrics fail, a person might be locked inside a metal coffin.
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  6335.  @MrDavidc  But not the first non-conservative to become Conservative PM.
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  6336.  @WillyEckaslike  The same could happen to this woman in Chicago. But she'd be safe in British cities like Bradford. In Bradford, the victims tend to be children.
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  6337. As a song put on YouTube by Dominic Frisby put it, "Seventeen million F*ck Offs.
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  6338. Borrowing from the 4 X 2 ish bankers.
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  6339.  @Shin_Lona  AGREED! You fixed it for me. I'd compare you to Jimmy Savile fixing it, but that'd be the wrong message.
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  6340. BIDEN: "Trump made this happen".
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  6341. Or in the US or the UK or in Canada.
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  6342.  @markhenry192  I stole it from somebody else. You're welcome to repeat it yourself. I also had an uncle who was a kamikaze. He flew 20 successful missions.
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  6343. THAT is a very good idea.
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  6344. Yours is among the very best comments I've ever read in ten years on YouTube. Liked.
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  6345.  @davidpope3943  Videos like this tend to attract three types of person: Nerds like us, numpties and super-numpties who wish the other side had won.
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  6346. Wellington was blacque.
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  6347.  @davinnicode  These brilliant blokes created a show as funny as any sit com. Basil Fawlty isn't funny without Manuel and Sybil. Steptoe isn't funny without his son. You can't have a "Don't tell him, Pike" without both Mainwaring and Pike.
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  6348. Agreed. I'm a hotelier. That was my first thought too. If I did that, the Fire Brigade would have my guts for garters on their next visit.
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  6349.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Managers and agents always make far more money than the performers. ALSO - Keep up the good work, sir! You're much admired by your subscribers.
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  6350.  @karen4609  I want our newly-arrived doctors and engineers to be housed in the second homes of the wealthy. And the royal palaces. Only then will the outcry stop this nonsense.
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  6351.  @mda5003  Tony Martin deserved a f*ckin' medal. And as for THIS home owner, funny things happen when the red mist sets in. I'd give him a free pass. Or maybe convict him, and sentence him to community service.
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  6352.  @gregajohnson1985  Needed more on subways.
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  6353. Archbishop Welby is an Amber. (That's cockney rhyming slang.)
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  6354. SHORT DISTANCE: West Africans (including Yanks, Brits and Jamaicans of same descent). MIDDLE DISTANCE: Mainly whites. LONG DISTANCE: Lots of whites plus east Africans, but zero west Africans
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  6355. Loads of replies disappearing.
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  6356. Alice Springs.
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  6357. Did Dick Dastardly and Mutley ever catch the Yankee Doodle Pigeon?
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  6358. The joy of diversity.
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  6359.  @OncleM  Agreed. Is there a video of this happening in the Whip's Office?
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  6360. The universities want more than 50% of school leavers to attend university. Has it occurred to them that people of average or below-average intelligence shouldn't attend universities? It's almost as if the universities want to perpetuate themselves for no possible advantage to the UK or its population.
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  6361.  @jer333able  Read Welby's Wiki biography. Like Jesus, Welby didn't know who his own father was and it turns out he's Jewish.
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  6362.  @australiansarefree1586 This would be funny if it happened in The Simpsons or Family Guy. But not in real life.
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  6363. Both wealth and poverty are hereditary.
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  6364. It's barely started.
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  6365. Has he disappeared? Maybe Soros stopped paying him.
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  6366. I don't fear Biden or Harris, I fear the people who engineered their fake victory.
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  6367. This is my favourite Mark Felton video ever.
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  6368. Emperor Covid has no clothes.
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  6369.  @azimisyauqieabdulwahab9401  Agreed. The remake is a mess.
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  6370.  @walterbishop1697  I've never had so many replies or Likes on any of my comments before. The BBC, CNN, CBC etc. will claim it's 'cos of white privilege. It's not white privilege. It's just that I arrived on this video before anybody else. A bit like being white in the UK. I arrived first.
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  6371. Usual suspects.
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  6372.  @NotKewl  And Haiti.
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  6373. They needed a sniper codenamed The Jackal, disguised as a one-legged veteran.
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  6374. Jezza should've asked the Stig to apologise on his behalf. We'd still be waiting...
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  6375. Joe also assumes O'Bama is Irish. Both black and tanned.
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  6376. And more modern than half the stuff in the North Korean Air Force.
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  6377.  @carolramsey6287  Jeremy Kyle did at least prove that stooooopid isn't related to only one race.
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  6378. We need these Nigerians, Pakistanis, Somalis, Albanians and Afghans as pilots, navigators, engineers, airframe fitters, radar operators, armourers and missile technicians in the Royal Air Force.
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  6379. Anglophobia.
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  6380.  @peterbassey9668  We should respect Christopher for getting his family out of Austria. Sad to learn Robert got eaten by a shark. Edward Fox was later killed whilst trying to shoot DeGaulle.
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  6381.  @327JohnnySS  Amen to that.
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  6382. Reminds me of David Niven, whose best friend was named Trubshaw. Niven inserted the name Trubshaw into virtually every movie he appeared in. I'm certain this is unrelated.
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  6383. I went to Disney World. I saw Donald performing a lewd act on Mickey in a toilet stall. I thought I'd misunderstood because it couldn't be true. It's all becoming clear now.
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  6384. The Archbishop of Canterbury and his ilk are promoting the extinction of Christianity in the UK.
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  6385.  @Kenneth165-f5u  I want to see a movie about MLK, with Brad Pitt in the lead role.
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  6386. Same in UK.
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  6387.  @Soul_of_a_Robot  Let's wait until the figures are revealed.
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  6388. If Marxists understood economics, they wouldn't be Marxists.
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  6389.  @LC_from_MO  It's almost as if Biden has dementia. Who'd have predicted that?
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  6390. Yeah 'cos you've got white privilege and your ancestors owned slaves and and and... I'm sorry, I've indulged in too much lamestream media.
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  6391. Rehome them in Rotherham and Telford, near to the kiddy-traffickers. Instruct the cops to look the other way.
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  6392. "Inclusive" = White heterosexuals are prohibited.
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  6393. Covid can be spread by farts. Another good reason to avoid going down on Diane Abbott.
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  6394.  @keen2b  When my w9fe became pregnant, I bought the Haynes manual about babies. Really, it exists. And it was useful.
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  6395. The 5.20 point: The BBC should hire some working class kids. Knowing the BBC, all of them will be black, Muslim and/or Albanian.
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  6396. I'm so sad, I need to throw the phone down.
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  6397. It's a "Long Good Friday". A bunch of corrupt gangsters on the make. Everybody turns to sh1t and they all dies at the end. I apologise if that's an obscure reference, do a YT search.
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  6398. Difference between Starmer and Rishi is that he said the quiet part out loud.
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  6399. Remind me, Lebron... who's doing the hunting?
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  6400. 6.25 : "I'm sure he's a lovely chap".
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  6401.  @NitroNinja324  A FORTIFIED democracy. Import a few million people who'll vote for your party. Goes great until those new arrivals decide to form their OWN party. As with Galloway and his Museum electorate ("Museum" is cre4t1ve 5pelling for you know whom.)
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  6402.  @jamescollins3647  Yep.
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  6403. From the era when plywood was still a cutting-edge material. The carbon fibre of its day.
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  6404. Big pensions at retirement.
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  6405. Harry should've married Zuby instead.
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  6406.  @hardlines2635  Some gays are particularly attracted to young black men.
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  6407.  @Landstander-to9vh  Yeah, but was the shooter a person who respects the law? Or a criminal? Yeah, preventing law-abiding folk from owning guns will reduce gun crime. Yeah, that'll work.
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  6408. Raiding the homes of political opponents, in the hope of discovering something which might justify the raid, is what Putin does all the time.
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  6409. Amazing how often history balances on random events.
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  6410. Only half the replies are visible on this comment. Skynet is hiding the other half because of wrongspeak.
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  6411.  @brianshoemaker7645  Thanks for your reply about the disappearing comments. I click on "View 13 replies" and that comment disappears. Of the 13 replies, only six are visible (plus possibly this one). Skynet has judged the other comments to be dangerous wrong-think.
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  6412. With Andrew Bridgen as his deputy.
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  6413. Excellent rant.
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  6414. Jabba the Habbut.
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  6415. Mosley was regarded as a traitor because he'd sided with Hitler. He was rightly imprisoned, but released later in the war when it was clear Britain would win and Mosley was a spent force.
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  6416.  @jayturner3397  Jettison action, as accurately portrayed in the movie, "Battle of Britain". The Luftwaffe had burned Rotterdam a few months earlier. It's plausible that this too was in error, but Goebbels still praised it as an example of German might. Warsaw was bombed into submission. As Churchill put it, an appeaser is someone who thinks the crocodile will eat him last.
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  6417.  @lorrainecrampton1632  Too much Anglophobia coming from the government. I want to find a word like "Anglophobia" which encompasses all the British. All the words which I can think of are clumsy.
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  6418.  @smelltheglove2038  Some dummies get places at US universities on the basis of skin colour. Other dummies get places on the basis of their billionaire daddy. Both ways are unfair and your comments are proven true. Let's get people promoted on the basis on skill and ability. Yet there are people leaving comments who are offended by the truth in your comments.
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  6419. Prince Charles says he wants his coronation to be more diverse. Lots of machete-wielding Somalis I expect.
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  6420.  @niallmurray8654  Yeah, but let's all blame Whitey anyway. Any excuse will suffice.
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  6421. A bit like Buffalo Bill from "The Silence of the Lambs".
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  6422.  @robertnewland8358  I misread this as "I keep a zebra in my top pocket" and wondered how you'd keep it concealed.
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  6423.  @madelinemardigan3386  When the BBC isn't blaming waycism, they blame Brexit instead.
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  6424. Good comparison.
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  6425. Excellent comment, my ex-colonial buddy. YouTube claims you have six replies, but only three are visible (plus perhaps mine). Three people left comments which YouTube's algorithms reject.
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  6426.  @kdrapertrucker  There's a sequence in "Reach for the Sky", where Bader inverts his Hurricane to demonstrate his airmanship. You can see the puff of smoke as the engine coughs for a moment. The audio track is dubbed in later, without the splutter.
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  6427. I left a comment here. 20 minutes later I've returned, and it's been deleted. I drew a comparison between Krankie's resignation and that of the leaders of previous regimes. I'd prefer her to have resigned the same way as the failed Austrian painter, or the former Italian schoolteacher. I don't think that's offensive. Dark humour, but not offensive.
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  6428. YOU TOO?
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  6429. Gorgeous George is a complete feckwit, but I respect him for thinking outside the permitted narrative.
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  6430. Joe Biden has exposed himself many times. "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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  6431.  @sleevemcdichael5841  TRUE!
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  6432. Yeah but only 'cos you've got whoite privilege. CNN told me so.
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  6433. Every Nazi superweapon combined failed to add one day to the length of WW2. All of them failed.
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  6434.  @Sunsetshimmer1695  Thanks.
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  6435. I was among the first people to arrive here after this video was posted. I left three or four comments, all of which were funny. None were offensive. They've all disappeared.
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  6436.  B Ta  On Trump's election, I assumed Trump was a raving nutter. I now see how the mainstream media manipulated me. Trump was right all along.
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  6437.  @dianeirvine7624  Haha!
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  6438. Peston is Juice-ish.
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  6439.  @lesliewelch6551  There was an incident in my home (not my fault). The coppers came to my house. They saw a tool kit with items including hammers and a pick axe handle. The forkers confiscated the whole fekkin lot as offensive weapons.
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  6440. Civil servants can be activists, just like BBC staff. They will not implement anything involving Brexit. Tell them off and the minister gets sacked.
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  6441. PREDICTION: Ricky did NOT kill himself in prison whilst waiting for his court appearance over false and invented criminal charges.
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  6442.  @user-qb3oh1jw9k  I left a reply to your comment, T, but I've come back and it's disappeared. Someone's probably reported it as hate speech. My reply was certainly coarse, but not racist or homophobic in any way.
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  6443.  @mrdynamic8678  "Family Guy" has a paraplegic called Joe. Apparently he's much laughed-at by paraplegics.
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  6444. Slavery existed on every inhabited continent for thousands of years before Jamestown was founded. White people are the first race in world history to forbid slavery. Britain did more to combat and end slavery in the 19th century than any other country. But let's blame white British people for slavery. Yay!
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  6445.  @nickb5391  Me too. But W-English are a minority and cannot vote him out. Consider what the demographics will be in ten or 20 years from now.
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  6446.  @davidalexander7332  Not Basildon Bond, the stationery manufacturer?
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  6447. Death is very bad at playing "Twister" and "Battleships".
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  6448. Surprising Gordon Browne lost. He had a texture like sun.
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  6449. Just for Hancock's Half Hour.
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  6450. Unlike Johnny Depp, Harry remains married to his abusive wife.
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  6451. I trust this man.
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  6452. "A race to the bottom". As a whytey, if I said that, people would accuse me of waycism. A bit like Khan saying, "Call a spade a spade". If I used that phrase, it'd be waycist.
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  6453. Agreed 100%. But the f*ckers are doing it anyway.
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  6454. I do. Too many purple-haired trans- weirdos, not enough time.
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  6455. JOHN LEWIS: "Go woke, go... big profit, right? Right?"
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  6456. Good analogy.
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  6457. Joe can't remember where his desk is without a nurse at his side.
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  6458. I can visit a web-based company, pay some money and gain a Doctorate in Jedi Theology. Would you allow Dr. Shola to examine your prostate?
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  6459.  @lafluerpeter9  Couldn't make Saddles these days because of the N-word.
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  6460. As a retired copper, please offer your professional insights into what's going on. We respect the opinions of somebody who's actually served.
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  6461. He a goood boy, he jus tryin t get munny for his medical course cos he gonna be a bwain surgeon or a rapper.
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  6462. Description of attackers? Oh I forgot, it's a hate crime to say. Teenagers, yeah. What else?
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  6463. This video has more hostile comments than Likes. I expect they'll shortly delete the entire comment section.
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  6464.  @Madmires  Yep. Southern Libya, far from the coast where the Romans traded 2000 years ago. Carthage itself was north African, but not black.
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  6465.  @aethelwulfwarlord1475  Whatever. But I know my ancestors were here before the dinghy divers.
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  6466. Jada Smith is known to have adopted an open marriage. Will was the only man in the audience who hasn't slept with her lately.
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  6467. YUP TO THE LOTUS EATERS! (A comment inspired by the regular viewer, 2tone.)
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  6468. 1 FIRST along with a dozen other people.
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  6469.  @touristguy87  You're a troll.
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  6470. Simon himself is distorting on this occasion. The RAF attacked German warships in harbour in daylight, so as to avoid civilian casualties. The unescorted Wellingtons suffered horrific losses. Simon has read a list of the targets and assumed the cities were the targets, not the Kriegsmarine.
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  6471. Holy Land locals have been knockin' the sh ee ee t out of each other for thousands of years. Silly MPs imagine a debate in the Commons will change any of that. I don't care what they do over there. Don't import it to the UK.
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  6472.  @tommyodonovan3883  Is that a Family Guy reference? Maybe the guy was killed by a drunk dog driving a Prius.
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  6473. WHAT IS INSTITUTIONALISED ANGLOPHOBIA?
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  6474. Scots attack British OAPs. Angry drunk red-haired tartan-clad weirdos, shouting in an unintelligible accent and hitting OAPs with haggises. "Hoots mon Hughie Ralph".
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  6475. Is it compulsory for based people to have beards? Dan, Carl, Andrew Lawrence, loads of others. But I'll unsub from Katie Hopkins if she grows a beard.
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  6476. Nah, Jussie claims it was two Amish guys wearing Trump regalia.
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  6477. Reminds me of the time when Peter Griffin attended an event as a cowboy astronaut millionaire secret agent and got called out as a phoney.
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  6478. I firmly recommend seeking the video, "JFK The Smoking Gun". Perhaps there was indeed a conspiracy, but the final headshot appears to have been friendly fire. Don't rely on the info from Stone's movie. Some of it is utter bull.
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  6479.  @janieromer2907  I read an account about two British officer POWs who were working on the railways in Burma, being starved and beaten by the Japanese. They met for the first time since their time at boarding school. They smiled and said, "This is just like being back at our old school".
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  6480. Best Wishes from a fellow Brit, on the opposite side of the New Forest.
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  6481. Happens to me all the time, and I've noticed something else which is bizarre. I visit a video I've never seen before. Some of the comments already carry my "Likes", although I've only just arrived. YouTube Likes some comments on my behalf. Strange.
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  6482. I'm NOT a democrat or a f*ckwit, but here's an idea. I seek your responses to tell me whether it's a good idea or a stinker. Gun ownership should remain "as is", but you shouldn't get a licence until after you've had training. Attending classes about safety and target shooting will make for responsible ownership. This would weed out the nut cases, suicidal and criminal element. You couldn't become 18 on a Monday, buy an assault rifle and 200 rounds on a Tuesday and go on a shooting rampage on a Wednesday. You wouldn't allow somebody to fly a helicopter or drive a 16-wheeler without safety training.
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  6483.  @palmer3977  There's an island in the Hebrides where they experimented with anthrax during WW2.
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  6484. The left doesn't tolerate free speech.
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  6485. This is what happens when Baldrick's plans are adopted.
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  6486. Every PJW video is a masterpiece.
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  6487.  @seanseanston  How many Burger Kings are there in the US? They were all registered for postal votes as "B. King" and helped elect Biden.
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  6488. The UK needs reparations from the the descendants of slavers from Turkey, north Africa and Scandinavia. After that we'll talk.
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  6489.  @johnhankinson1929  YouTube says "Show 4 replies", but I click and only two are visible. Two persons must've made sensible comments which the algorithms regard as naughty.
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  6490. @vre7474 I wanted to write, "See a pretty girl" but somebody who's reading my comment might be gay. Or female.
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  6491.  @howardbowen-RC-Pilot  Mammoth Lives Matter
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  6492.  @elguapo6225  I'd welcome a meritocracy. In truth, both the cream and the scum will rise to the top.
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  6493. Mr. Potatohead voted for Biden.
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  6494. Fascinating. Well done, Mark.
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  6495.  @designanddirection  Are you a friend of Toast's?
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  6496.  @davidedbrooke9324  The Ottomans were on the verge of smashing the Marbles to make concrete fortifications. Lord Elgin rescued this ancient relic.
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  6497.  Chip Flaked  Find the 1938 video on YouTube. So sad.
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  6498.  @Rampart.X  The Anschluss (annexation of Austria), the occupation of the Sudetenland and then the invasion of Czechoslovakia. Followed by WW2. Many persons who opposed Hitler gave up hope when they saw the England team endorsing Nazism.
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  6499.  @thelleftaremad7556  I was just thinking that.
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  6500. BBC: "Go woke go successful. Right? Right?"
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  6501.  @greatestytcommentator  Nothin' much good since Father Ted. Which they wouldn't commission today because its creator has been un-personed.
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  6502. The Blade Runners are equivalent to Robin and his Merry Men.
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  6503.  @zounds13  "I don't know that"... - "Waaaaahhhh!"
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  6504.  01000110 !  Or maybe the deleted scene from the first Terminator movie, where Sarah Connor is a bit too slow at crawling away, can't find the red "on" button and the robot strangles her dead.
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  6505.  Eisen Chao  I wanna see the deleted scenes from John Wayne's "The Alamo" where the American patriots obtain ray guns through a rift in the time-space continuum and blast the Mexican army.
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  6506.  Eisen Chao  That's OK. Do you have any suggestions for deleted scenes? Maybe the deleted scene from "Ben Hur" where Jesus jumps down from the cross, links arms with Ben Hur and they set up a chain of fast food restaurants.
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  6507. "Okey-dokey".
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  6508. My dog used to wear sun glasses. He loved 'em when we went car-riding and he put his head out of the window. The grins and waves from other motorists were delightful. The trick is to use two boot laces: One under your dog's chin and one above his neck Otherwise the glasses will quickly be lost.
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  6509.  @marryan2872  Funny - I click on Replies and yours disappears. I'm wondering which part of your simple comment offended Skynet.
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  6510. Labour made me angry. Tories make me angry. Traffic queues caused by Insulate protestors make me angry. I don't stab anybody for it.
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  6511. Your comment absolutely nails it. Sad but true.
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  6512.  @edwardlionheart2689  Black flies? Diane blames police brutality.
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  6513. Scousers should cease buying TV licences in protest.
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  6514. I'm writing this comment five hours after Supersonic Sid made his original comment. I wonder how many dozens of illegal migrants have arrived near Dover during those five hours. Each of those migrants will apply to have their entire families granted entry.
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  6515. You're FIRST. But only 'cos you've got white privilege. Biden told me so.
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  6516. John Mills in the movie.
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  6517. There was a British April 1st TV programme here in the UK many years ago. It purported to show cine film of AH on holiday in England during the 1930s. I particularly liked the film of AK picking his nose.
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  6518.  @tonyjones7372  Hey Tony - I click on "replies" and your comment about enrichment disappears. YouTube doesn't allow you to express ideas which are outside its narrative.
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  6519. And an evil petting zoo.
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  6520.  @philliplyle3781  Find the YouTube clip about Spike Lee a few days ago, on the judging panel for the Cannes Film Festival. Mr. Lee claims white people are hunting his people, and Donald Trump is a gangster. Mr. Lee should visit Chicago and discover whether that's true. Obviously he'll need armed security, otherwise some gangsters will hunt and kill him.
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  6521. I wonder whether Sam Smith will be invited to perform at the coronation.
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  6522. And be ready to KILL THEM. Not necessarily, but maybe.
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  6523. No, there are some earlier comments complaining about no audio.
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  6524. I wanna see what happens if Mizzy visits Florida or Texas and invades somebody's home. Oh please please please. I'll laugh so hard I'll break a rib.
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  6525. BLM says the shooter was a Mennonite wearing a Trump hat. Defund the police. Yeah.
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  6526.  @martinpreece6501  Heaven save us from unemployable graduates with clipboards, who've done a course and now believe their vast experience of life makes them God's gift to regulations.
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  6527.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  I would happily believe YOU, Simon, ahead of most other YouTubers. As for the failure of alternative parties: Our first-past-the-post electoral system guarantees a Labour or Tory government. Alternative parties could get a third of the national vote but not a single seat..
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  6528. Thanks, moosh. Well said.
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  6529. If Meg didn't marry Harry, her next acting job would've been on PornHub.
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  6530.  @AntonHu  Beware of Doctor Shipman offering his vaccination shots.
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  6531. The driver knowingly locked the bomber and himself in the taxi, to prevent the bomber from getting out. The bomber blew himself up but, by a miracle, the driver survived. THAT IS SOME SERIOUS GEORGE CROSS-TYPE BRAVERY. No mention of this on the BBC. Telling the truth would frighten the sheep.
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  6532. THANKS! And it's respectful to the Zulus. The actor Stanley Baker couldn't pay the Zulu extras as much as he wanted, because of the apartheid rules. So he gave them all the cattle instead.
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  6533.  @neddyseagoon9601  News article breaking today: The National Trust's new calendar lists holidays such as Eid, Ramadan and Diwali but excludes all mention of Christmas and Easter.
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  6534.  @glassdogangle  Huntin', burnin', joggin'...
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  6535. Al Sharpton claims the arsonist is a white supremacist.
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  6536. I wanna see Andrew reviewing the papers on GB News.
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  6537. Putin poisons his enemies. Here in the UK, the corrupt judicial system keeps Julian Assange rotting in prison. In the US, the next POTUS is discredited with false accusations and then reduced to penury. Cops who comply with their training get life in prison because somebody dies of a self-inflicted drugs overdose.
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  6538. Death wins the Indie 500. "I never knew I could run so fast".
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  6539.  @leeseniscal8202  The best advice since Jimmy Savile told people to strap themselves down tightly. And children should belt up if they know what's good for them.
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  6540. It's horrible to admit, but the European electoral system would be better for the UK. If the UK had used the first-past-the-post system for the Euro elections, UKIP couldn't have won a single seat and we'd still be in the EU. As things stand, a party headed by the likes of Nigel Farage could obtain one third of the votes in a general election without winning one seat.
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  6541. Monty Python camping it up for real.
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  6542. Observe the videos of the female cop going berserk with pepper spray. The female cop who was previously described as resembling an autistic girl's nana. Imagine if female cops like her were routinely armed. Would you feel safer? Neither would I.
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  6543.  @PlumSack79  That's the JOKE!
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  6544. Treason. An attempted left-wing coup d'etat.
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  6545. Usual suspects.
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  6546. No second amendment here in the UK. I used to have a Rottweiler. My best friend. Good at chasing bicycle thieves down the street. See the fookers run with a huge angry beast chasing them. As with guns, the problem is neither the gun nor the dog. It's responsible ownership.
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  6547.  @engjds  Lots of channels are choosing to switch off their comments section. They don't like us writing what we think.
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  6548. Andrew looks increasingly like Vincent Van Gogh, whose sunflower painting is on the wall behind him. I hope Andrew doesn't cut his ear off.
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  6549. Down with this sort of thing.
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  6550. Goering could've been a great man. What a waste.
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  6551. Dick gives Dicks a bad name. Very unfair.
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  6552.  @terrymullins9772  Deliberately ridiculous. Didn't you hear the "whoosh!" sound as it went over your head?
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  6553. BUT SOCIALISM DOES WORK - IF IT's DONE PROPERLY! Yeah right.
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  6554.  @nickbrown6457  Well yeah duh, and Anne Boleyn was black. Oh sorry, that was Channel 5.
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  6555.  @nickbrown6457  Telling truths like that is becoming a hate crime.
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  6556. I watched but never got to see the Superb Owl.
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  6557.  @Thurgosh_OG  And the Cornish. Sorry, I felt a bit excluded there.
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  6558. Anglophobia.
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  6559.  @matt01506  I'm a patriot. I wouldn't fight for a government which claims I'm too w height. I wouldn't fight for Ukraine's or Finland's borders when the government won't defend our own.
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  6560.  @billy942  If we discussed people of other ethnicities in this way, we'd be labelled waycists.
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  6561.  @daveglynn748  Wales might beat Bavaria or Provence or Sicily in the Euros or the World cup. Same with Scotland and Northern Ireland, but they'll never get past Germany and France and Italy to the finals. Same with NI and the Scots. England hasn't reached the finals since '66. It's a good metaphor about our home nations being stronger together.
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  6562. This couldn't happen in the days of Jimmy Stewart, Paul Newman or David Niven. If Jack Palance or Bob Mitchum had hit Chris Rock, he'd need a stretcher.
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  6563. I would guess the Jews commit less street crime than any other ethnicity. Strangely, this simple sentence will undoubtedly upset some people.
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  6564. No. A black rapper, out on a $1000 bail. But don't show his mugshot on TV. People might realise "BLM" is a lie.
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  6565. I was a Tory activist for 29 years. You're 100% correct.
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  6566. Same culture. Same values. We stand or fall together. Right now we're completely fooked and it's self-inflicted.
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  6567. Anti-white racists.
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  6568. I regret that with our first past the post electoral system, Reform might obtain one third of the national vote without winning one single seat.
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  6569.  @jonathanj.7344  No no no, his family firm comes first. It explains why George VI didn't mind his older brother cosying-up with the Third Reich. In the event of a German victory, their family would still have been running the show.
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  6570.  @chelamcguire  Agreed, but these days that sort of teaching is regarded as systemically waycist. Go figure.
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  6571.  @georgehetty7857  Thankyou for your sensible comment. I've had covid and, despite being in a "vulnerable" group, my assessment is the same as Jeremy Clarkson's: "I've had worse hangovers".
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  6572. Being heterosexual will soon be a criminal offence.
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  6573. The literal translation of his lamb is "submission". (Cre4tive 5pelling to dodge automatic deletion.)
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  6574. ...and aliens as well.
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  6575.  @mattschmitt9924  I guess criminals don't comply with the law. Whereas people who comply with the law are easy targets.
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  6576. Every Hamas and Hezbollah terrorist could leave the occupied territories, arrive in Dover, claim asylum and be granted a free house. What happens next?
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  6577.  @rb1062  Remind me - which one's the drunkard?
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  6578. FUN FACT: You can see in the illustration that Mr. Ellwood wears glasses but, whenever he does a sit-down interview, he removes them. Vain much?
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  6579.  @jimmycampbell78  YOUR comment remains visible, but mine might not have been.
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  6580. I was born in Dusseldorf and that is why they call me Rolf.
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  6581. If you've been there and done that, you're a better man than me. "99.9% need not apply".
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  6582.  @kizzagt  Both Maggie and Enoch.
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  6583. I'm disappointed with Octopus Enegy. I asked if I could sit in the Octopuss's garden in the shade and they refused.
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  6584. I recall the Simpsons episode, where a carnival parade did that to Sideshow Bob.
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  6585.  @NakedOwl501  This might be the reason why Israel allowed the revolt to happen. This revolt involves tens of thousands of civilian-terrorists, some of whom must have been informers for the Israelis. Perhaps Netanyahu deliberately allowed this to kick off so that he'd have a pretext to exile every last Palestinian. A kind of "final solution". I don't know.
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  6586.  @gloriousmongoose  I grew up with Captain W.E. Johns. Biggles taught me how to be the man I became. And shoot down huns. Diane would regard me as a waycist for that.
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  6587. The Pythons were leftists, back in the day. They've grown up since.
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  6588. Brian Griffin ghost-wrote Hunter's book.
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  6589. David Starkey didn't expect some kind of Spanish Inquisition. ...wait for it...
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  6590. "I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it!"
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  6591. @skinnyweeny2178 The UK already has a giant moat filled with sea water. It doesn't help.
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  6592. Most Conservative MPs are barely conservative, the Prime Minister is an anti-monarchist anti-Brexit Liberal Democrat and the Party wouldn't recognise Conservative principles if they walked up behind the cabinet and slapped their heads. (I'm a former Tory activist of 29 years writing this, spoke at Conference twice, I was described by New Society magazine as a Tory bimbo, lots more besides.)
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  6593. During previous decades, the Tories could always blame their problems on the previous Labour government or the trades unions. Not this time. The Tories fooked it up themselves.
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  6594.  @johnn278  Biden gets confused between the UK and Ukraine.
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  6595.  @markstarmer3677  Dammit, your comment beat me to it.
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  6596. Harry should hire Brian Griffin as his ghost writer. That way it might be some good.
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  6597.  @paulking8055  A celebration of British culture and values. A history of manual labour, thrift, innovation and agrarian inventiveness. White families as far as the eye can see, enjoying a pleasant day out. Lenny Henry would hate it.
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  6598.  @davegnidaer572  Loads of beer tents and stalls selling local farm cider. Live music on several stages, all day long and far into the night. Zero police presence. No brawls, stabbings or cars being burned. The BBC would describe this event as waycist 'cos it's not diverse.
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  6599.  @HighlanderNorth1  How about Iron Maiden?
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  6600. Self portrait.
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  6601.  @mallyuk1  I see no way out of this.
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  6602.  @krishollow  30 years from now, the UK will resemble Croatia and Serbia during the 1990s.
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  6603.  @jalalabdullah5043  Something GREAT and accept Islam? No no no no no...
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  6604.  @jsmith4230  I click on "REPLIES" and yours disappears. Looks like YouTube has put your comment in the Naughty Box for writing the truth.
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  6605. Excellent comment. Please repeat widely.
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  6606. Jussie says some Amish did it.
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  6607. Very insightful comments about "cost". Good point.
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  6608. Your racially-adjusted position is 75th.
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  6609.  @joannakennedy6005  Usually (but not this year) the Great Dorset Steam Fair is held over the same weekend. 100,000 visitors, more than 99% W. Beer and cider tents open all day. Live music on several stages into the early hours. Zero police presence. Zero stabbings. Some cultures are better than others.
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  6610. If my house was nearby and I had CCTV images of this, I'd destroy the evidence.
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  6611. Every PJW video is a work of art.
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  6612.  Jimmie Jay Bohorn  You're playing the victim again.
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  6613. There are none of those remaining. They won't be allowed entry.
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  6614.  @Grimmlocked  Thankyou, come again.
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  6615. To be fair, half of the O'Bamas died out in the Irish potato famine. When Biden went to Ireland, he couldn't even find the O'Bama's ancestral cottage. Even though the O'Bamas were black and definitely tanned.
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  6616.  @nbandpinportugal  Read Welby's Wiki biography. Welby was raised as a Jew and was unsure about who his real father was. A bit like Jesus Himself.
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  6617. These blokes did all of that without any training about pronouns and critical race theory. (Can anyone see this comment? YT shadowbans me.)
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  6618.  @paulthurston2883  I myself own a TV but refuse to buy a licence. I regard myself as a buccaneering pirate, seizing treasure and hoarding it. Yaarrrghh, sailin' the seas and plunderin' yaarrghh.
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  6619. Victims deserve privacy. I myself was a victim of violent crime. I was very disappointed that my name and other details were published in the newspaper report. Googling my REAL name brings up the newspaper report. I do not want to be remembered as a victim, or for strangers to read my reported injuries.
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  6620.  @lukeneill1568  JOE BIDEN: "Australia: Is that the country in Europe or the one with kangaroos?"
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  6621. Reported on Classic FM as a knifing at a right wing rally. Obfuscation as usual.
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  6622.  @wjf0ne  "Mister Peeewwwwww...."
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  6623.  @crownvicmick1201  His sister Kerry has her own problems.
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  6624. No. The powers that be are f*ckwits. End of.
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  6625.  @mickeydrago9401  Hahaha!
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  6626. Meanwhile: Two more beheadings in France today, because there wasn't a cop to shoot the bad guys with knives.
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  6627.  @daryoushsameyah8329  Please repeat widely. It's gallows humor. Sad but true.
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  6628. Joe Biden regards himself as Irish. His ancestors shared a hovel with the O'Bamas. Who were definitely black and probably tanned.
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  6629.  @thehairygolfer  We've also got curtains instead of drapes, and pavements instead of sidewalks. We've also got hurty-words instead of the right to bear arms. Dunno whether that's a good thing or bad.
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  6630.  @alanwilliams3793  The book was complete rubbish. It resembled the kind of bullshit the Nazis would put out about their heroes.
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  6631.  @paulineashcroft1485  ...with a Pakistani accent.
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  6632. Most of us who are subscribed to this channel aren't "right wing". We're classical liberals who believe in liberty, love our country, oppose paedophilia, respect our culture and demand free speech. Apparently, opposing child grooming or becoming physically fit are both indications of far-right proto-terrorism.
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  6633. Peter Griffin got it right. "Shut up Meg".
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  6634. Agreed. Makes sense.
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  6635.  @localbod  Being hidden by sympathisers in his community.
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  6636.  @trevormcdonald385  That's how I live to this day.
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  6637.  @siypic  Reminds me of a closing scene from this movie. DOWDING: "If we're right, they'll give up. If we're wrong, they'll be in London in a week". We're still waiting. Sadly, we've allowed a different kind of invasion instead.
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  6638. The first requirement in leading the SNP is to h8 the English.
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  6639.  @FatNorthernBigot  One of Andrew's characters identifies as a transracial butterfly. I don't know whether that fits your requirements. Got to be careful about alleged hate speech. The channel Jayemm on Cars was recently demonetised. A racing driver referred to the Lesmo corner at the Monza circuit. Somebody misheard the word as "lesbo" and consequences followed.
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  6640.  @Phil144gbp  He said that to the little girl just before he forked her.
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  6641. Same with Biggles.
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  6642.  @cameronm5248  I am sympathetic to your reply, but I'm a middle of the road middle aged dad and self-employed person. I've never H 8ed people because of their skin. I've never feared our friendship with Europe. But I'm feckin furious to the point of incandescent rage that our rights have been stolen and we're being replaced. My views are best expressed by Kipling's "The Wrath of the Awakened Saxon" and "Norman and Saxon".
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  6643. Your comment absolutely nails it.
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  6644.  @jeffpollard7304  I read a book which explained this in detail. Compared with the four-engined heavies, the Mosquito cost a third as much to build and suffered only a third the rate of loss. It would indeed have made sense to build fewer heavies and more Mossies, but hindsight gives us 20/20 vision. Fewer Lancs? No, fewer Stirlings and Halibags.
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  6645. Widdecombe could've tightened the immigration regulations when she was at the Home Office. Allowing foxes into the hen house has consequences.
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  6646. If I said that, I'd be described as a racist.
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  6647.  @ottosump3356  Is that you, Clem Fandango?
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  6648.  @demodiums7216  Dying in office preserves a person's good reputation. It didn't help for Hitler, though.
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  6649. SIMON IF YOU'RE READING THIS - Please search and review Sinesh D'Souza's movie-documentary "2,000 Mules", a detailed smoking gun account of electoral fraud in the 2020 US election. Hard to find now via YouTube searches. YT has deleted its links since yesterday, except links to videos which hammer the documentary. Somebody needs to make a similar documentary about electoral fraud in the UK.
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  6650. No. Put Sturgeon & Husband in their motor home. Then take the motorhome to the edge of a cliff. Remember what happened to Clarkson's multi-storey motorhome in TG. Laugh? I'll laugh so hard I'll break a rib.
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  6651.  @flimtok  True! Party on , dude!
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  6652.  @LOTPOR0402  Forth... Diane says that's nearly twelvety.
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  6653. Felton. Mark Felton. Licence to thrill.
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  6654. External investigation? Nah. Needs a strip-search.
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  6655. All organised by the same w*nkers who couldn't organise a party in a garden.
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  6656. I WANT TO HEAR THIS ON BBC RADIO! Oh I forgot...
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  6657. AH fancied himself as a painter. I wonder whether he got out some magnolia emulsion and a roller and painted it himself.
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  6658. Other words include "racism" and "victimology".
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  6659. At this stage, the UK is like the Titanic, one minute after hitting the ice berg. Nothing which you or I or MI5 or anybody else can do will avert the inevitable catastrophe. The die is cast. We're sinking and there is nothing more which can be done. In 40 years, the UK will resemble Yugoslavia during its civil war. Sad, horrible, inevitable.
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  6660.  @user-ug8wx5er1w  Every time I write that word, my comment or reply is rendered invisible.
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  6661. Somewhere, there's a red light waiting for that cyclist. And an undertaker later that same day.
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  6662. MAKE ORKNEY AND AVEBURY GREAT AGAIN!
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  6663.  @lestercranmer2631  Nicola's "front garden"? Is that a euphemism? I wonder whether she trims it.
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  6664. LEE ANDERSON FOR PM!
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  6665.  @andrear6094  Genghis Khan on a skateboard.
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  6666. 1 FIRST! Along with a dozen other people, arriving at the exact same moment.
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  6667.  @stevenwortrich6014  The term was used by the US and the Spanish in different wars, and by the British in the Boer War. The Nazi meaning of the word has taken on a different meaning.
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  6668. This vessel can only hold one single day's incoming foogees.
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  6669.  @stevekaczynski3793  This movie is very fair to the Germans. There's more anti-British nonsense in the movie "Patton" than there is anti-German nonsense in this movie. Lots of German advisors assisted and got it right.
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  6670. Designed to fail.
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  6671. I want 100,000 Ukrainians from the Azov Battalion to be resettled in Telford and Rotherham. I wanna see what happens to the Religion of Peace when white people have the guts to fight back.
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  6672. He crashed into restaurants 'cos he was looking for Allah's Snackbar.
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  6673. AY UP LOTUS EATERS! (A respectful imitation of 2tone's regular message.)
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  6674. As a Brit, I stand with Yanks like you. I will stand or fall at your side.
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  6675. I hope Smeg and Hairy sue Matt and Trey. It'll give them lots of material for a future episode.
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  6676. I woke up this morning and felt like crying.
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  6677. What - people use false names on YouTube? NO NO NO NO NEVER! To see who I am, search "Ray bloody Purchase". That's me. Honest. But sometimes my albino brother uses my computer in my name.
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  6678.  @katharina...  An expression of anger against the government. Looting is unjustified criminality. Interesting to see how the politicians who caused this are blaming the public.
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  6679. True.
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  6680. Bring back Reagan and Carter. Oh I forgot. They're dead.
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  6681.  @cocos8903  Same with Jon Pertwee as Doctor Who. He's still a better Doctor than a gay African could ever be.
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  6682.  @georgehetty7857  The BBC and this government share "common purpose". Their differences are by design. It's like communists, Marxist-Leninists, socialists and Trotskyites. They all hate each other but they've got common purpose.
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  6683. SIMON - If there's a God, I hope he'll bless you. I once left a comment, and you were kind enough to correct me with politeness. Thanks! One error you've made on at least TWO videos is about the RAF bombing German cities, early in WW2. The targets were the Kriegsmarine facilities in the ports, not the cities themselves.
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  6684. Sky News UK and Sky News Australia - It's almost like they're at opposite ends of the planet.
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  6685. I want the new Napoleon movie to reference water slides and ice cream.
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  6686.  @Treblaine  True. And the BBC blames Brexit for Alderaan's demise..
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  6687. YouTube says I can't watch this without verifying my age by giving them personal details. I'm sorry, but this is one Lotus Eaters video which I won't watch.
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  6688. Your comment is the best I've read all week.
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  6689. Bercow has entered the chat.
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  6690.  @remingtonsmooth1417  Imagine a remake of the series "Frasier" with an all-black cast. Martin wouldn't be in it, because the father walked out soon after the brothers were born.
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  6691. I loved my dog but not physically.
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  6692.  @killercat1981  We need to remember that some people leaving comments might be 12 years old, hence their irrational comments. Nuthin' wrong with that, but sometimes kids should take notice of comments posted by people who've spent decades becoming armchair-nerd historians.
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  6693.  @Gryph01  southerner is hunting for ways to justify his irrational self-deception. Reminds me of a Monty Python movie. Some knights decide that although coconuts can't migrate, a coconut could indeed be carried to England from the tropics by a PAIR of swallows. The coconut would be suspended between them on a twine, passing beneath their dorsal flight feathers. Mosquitos carrying Tallboys or Grand Slam make the same amount of sense.
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  6694.  @southerneruk  The more replies you leave, the more you demonstrate you don't know anything about this subject. Your replies just get funnier and funnier.
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  6695.  @southerneruk  EVERY Mosquito had the Merlin engine. Even the postwar Hornet had Merlins, not Griffons.
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  6696.  @Volcano-Man  One of his other comments suggests he also watched David McCallum in the movie, "Mosquito Squadron".
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  6697.  @ActionMan965  My equation: 1984 + fahrenheit 451 = 2021.
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  6698. Homer Simpson pronounces it "noo-clear".
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  6699.  @newton18311  Agreed. But I click on Replies and yours disappears. Try writing 5h1t instead, to confuse the algorithms.
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  6700. If they understood it, they'd cease being communists.
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  6701.  @evansevansevans1  It'd be funny if it happened to Peter from Spooner Street. Or Homer.
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  6702.  @memyself1566  "The bills! The bills!"
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  6703.  @malcolmhouston7932  Chancellor Surely... Is that a new Labour MP from a Pakistani background?
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  6704. Well yeah duh, how else can they get to school without being hunted by racist white cops?
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  6705. In a French civil war, it would be hard to know which side would surrender first.
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  6706.  @allseeingotto2912  Please repeat widely. Perhaps some of the sheep will wake up before it's too late.
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  6707.  @vandalayindustries3057  The US and UK will stand or fall together. Right now we've got a revolver in our mouths and we're pulling the trigger.
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  6708.  @shitsammich762  Enoch was on the mast head. He shouted, "Look out! Iceberg ahead!" The officers on the bridge deliberately guided and slammed our vessel into the ice berg anyway.
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  6709.  @shitsammich762  Yeah but it's mostly peaceful and very diverse.
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  6710. Heads on spikes. I'd vote for that.
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  6711.  @jhonfrancis4.0  Nah, George used his benefits of systemic Wight oppression. George's ethnically-adjusted position is 900.
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  6712. A very sensible comment.
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  6713.  @captain61games49  Find the Hornet's Wiki page. Phenomenal.
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  6714. Diane Abbott claims your name is waycist because she can't count to two.
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  6715. During the 1980s, the Conservatives regarding home-owning as the cornerstone of a good society. Home owners take pride in their home and their neighbourhood. Home ownership gives every person a stake in society. Even Lord Scarman, reviewing the race riots of the late 70s and early 80s, claimed a cause of the riots who young men who saw themselves as having "no stake in society". Fast forward 40 years. The current Conservative government makes home-ownership so expensive, the indigenous population is priced out of the market. Wight couples put off child birth because they can't afford a home. Renting steals any deposit before they've saved it. Migrants always receive priority in housing. Indigenous people are at the back of the queue. The birth rate of the indigenous population has collapsed. A Tory government which despises its own people, has wrecked the economy, created high inflation, allowed uncontrolled crime and weakened the armed services so that they can barely function. Maggie's ashes must be spinning in her urn.
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  6716. Twat Valley Rovers.
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  6717.  @bobmathews9072  Technically speaking, about the demographics - We be foooked.
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  6718. Reminds me of Captain Oveur. "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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  6719.  @rebeccaconlon9743  The BBC looks after their own kind.
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  6720.  @stubones  I live close to where thousands of Canuck servicemen were billeted under canvas during the cold rainy weeks before D-Day. Heroes all. They and their Limey + Free French brethren would weep to see how we've fallen.
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  6721. Looks like Prince Harry to me.
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  6722. I'm British. The US and UK will stand or fall together. Good to see Douglas Murray on this video. Different swamps, identical swamp-monsters.
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  6723. Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when he's required? He needed fewer shots.
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  6724. Kenneth Williams as Caesar: "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in f'me!"
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  6725. I believe Boris had his hands tied by the Remainers.
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  6726. Maybe he should try, "Hello chunky".
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  6727.  @fjspicer1  Interesting to see how many replies are disappearing.
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  6728. John Cleese and Jesus Christ share the same initials. Just sayin'...
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  6729. I've not seen as many vicious antisemites in one place since documentaries about the Nuremberg rallies.
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  6730. Coal was reaching the end of its usefulness. The UK was producing the world's most expensive coal which nobody wanted to buy.
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  6731. This movie also made lots of joke "asides", equivalent to the wit of the first two Robocop films.
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  6732.  @noelward8047  ...and on that bombshell...
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  6733.  @vanessasanha528  A motoring video was recently taken down for hate-speech. The video referred to the Lesmo corner on an Italian circuit. Somebody reported it as offensive.
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  6734. Enoch was right.
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  6735. I always knew Superman was gay. The only people who'd dress like that are Superman and Elton John.
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  6736. I expected her kid to look like a ginger Mike Tyson.
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  6737. If the entire population of Sudan and Pakistan arrived at Dover, we'd have no option but to accommodate all of them. And that is the UK today.
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  6738.  @Man_fay_the_Bru  I posted a reply on this thread yesterday. I've returned and it's gone. Like all the cockneys in London.
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  6739. This Christian prays on his knees. Migrants prey on kneeling Christians. What could possibly go wrong?
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  6740. Bristols are for people who regard Rolls-Royces as too common. Some people drive their cars like they own the road. In the case of Bristol owners, they probably do actually own the road. But, being Bristol owners, they're much too polite to say so.
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  6741. I wish somebody would recreate the Me 163 as a kit plane. Replace the rocket with a small jet. Good flying characteristics.
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  6742. Tomboys are the BEST. (From an admiring male.)
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  6743. True, it might have prevented WW1. Alternatively, the Kaiser might have invaded France anyway and stayed out of Belgium. Without British involvement, the Germans might have beaten both the French and the Russians..
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  6744. Please look up the story of how Tony Blair was fined £500 at Bow Street Magistrates Court in 1983. He was found guilty of importuning in a public toilet. His influential friends arranged for him to be called under his two middle names.
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  6745. Some damned good common sense being spoken here.
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  6746. 4.30 - "A collaboration with Charlotte Church and the Dalai Lama". Hahaha!
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  6747. If you or I had any words, we'd be banned.
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  6748.  @matts6816  TRUE!
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  6749. Trump wants a fair and unbiased examination of the votes in the 2020 election. Facebook, YouTube etc.: That's a dangerous misleading conspiracy theory. We'll ban free speech to protect free speech.
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  6750. Galloway is a professional contrarian. He opposes anything and everything.
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  6751. A plan hatched by a left wing activist. The BBC will undoubtedly blame the afr irght.
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  6752. Gary Glitter is more respected and trusted than Liz Truss could ever be.
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  6753. At the 25 second point, Councillor Akbar... Is he Admiral Akbar's brother? "It's a trap!"
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  6754. I want Keef to stand for Parliament.
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  6755.  @_Tracker  YouTube is full of trolls and numpties. Godzilla is an example of both. But I do like the idea of taking leashed and muzzled Tories for walks. A concept which could've fuelled Harry Enfield & Paul Whitehouse into writing a sketch. A bit like their "pet northerner" sketches.
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  6756.  @margaretwyatt6689  The UK has an electoral system which favours the big parties. An alternative party which sides with Mr. Wilders could obtain one-third of the national vote but fail to win one single seat. UKIP would've failed to win ANY Euro seats if the Westminster system had been used. Sad but true.
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  6757. Those first five words are damned good. I will use that sentence myself.
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  6758.  @sumthingwickedly  Try Leo Kearse, and (as Andrew say) Jerry Sadowitz has just been cancelled from the Edinburgh Fringe for being inexcusably funny.
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  6759.  @WalterW  Please compose a hybrid comment, combining your original plus richard's reply, and post it widely. More people need to read this truth-bomb.
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  6760.  @therocinante3443  I've replied to you TWICE but my replies were deleted.
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  6761. This Conservative government doesn't understand economics either. They've landed us with an unserviceable debt. That's what happens when a supposedly capitalist government goes woke.
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  6762.  @stephfoxwell4620  It was offensive because Fiona Bruce presumed the black person was male. Maybe.
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  6763.  @nhollom  THANKS! It's still visible to me but nobody else. Skynet disliked something in my phrasing. I'll write something similar here, but with different words: Lots of worldwide media coverage of the why tea shooter called Crimo who shot other why teas, but very little coverage of the block shooter whose victims were block.
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  6764. Lots of gender-bending in Twelfth Night. Girls dressed as boys dressed as girls. From an era when it was illegal for women to be actresses. So the actresses were actually pre-pubescent boys. But for the left, that's still transphobic.
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  6765. Every migrant will lawfully invite his entire extended family of three generations to join him in his new home. This won't in any way encourage everyone else in his village to come and join him, right? Yeah all good.
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  6766.  @anduinwrynn2137  I think the protesters are taking the piss. I say: Spray them with piss. I'd gladly oblige.
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  6767. HEY MR. BB, IF YOU'RE READING THIS - Please provide your commentary of an event on the "Crimebodge" channel. A man who's standing on his own lawn calls a policeman a hurty word, gets wrestled to the ground and pepper-sprayed before being arrested by six officers.
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  6768.  @georgehetty7857  Doesn't need to be photographic, George. Maybe a council tax payment or a utility bill. I'm about to set off to take a load of junk to my council rubbish tip, in the next few minutes. The tip won't operators won't allow me in unless I can prove I'm a local resident. Yet somebody called Mohammed can vote 50 times on behalf of his mates.
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  6769. Excellent response from the judge.
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  6770. Notice how this GB News video tiptoes around the issue of who's doing the attacks.
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  6771. The sheep will own nothing and be happy.
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  6772. Good comment. Nails it. One short sentence.
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  6773. The 3%...
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  6774. ...is African-Americans aged...
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  6775. ...16 to 40.
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  6776. The head teacher should've kept one handgun in a locked cabinet. A fraction of the cost of a CCTV system or the fire alarm precautions. The only way to take down a bad person with a handgun is via a good person with a handgun. The head teacher failed to apply the 2nd amendment and people died.
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  6777. Naked Gun or Hot Shots?
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  6778.  @milesarcher.  HORRIFIC! HE BOILED FOR OUR SINS!
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  6779.  @mightymizzar9672  ...by black people.
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  6780. Can't do that on a public road, even when the vehicle is immobile. It's illegal. But it's permitted on private property, such as a car park.
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  6781. Repair it and send it to the Ukraine. I recall the Mary Rose being raised from the Solent in 1992. The joke was going around that if the Royal Navy lost any more ships, she'd need to be repurposed and sent to the south Atlantic.
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  6782. "100% pure gold". Diane says that's nearly a quarter. Diane went to university, so she should know.
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  6783.  @MrKFNeverGiveUp  THANKS! I was starting to think THIS comment was deleted as well. Trouble is: I can't tell which words or phrases trigger the Al Gore rhythms.
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  6784.  @gilesbaron6893  Agreed. Nice to find ONE way in which diversity is a good thing.
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  6785. He's much tougher than Gary's husband.
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  6786. Feck yeah! I'm a Brit. It used to be said that being born British means you've won first prize in the lottery of life. Being born Australian is even better, because you're cooler than us Brits, you've probably got better teeth, you can look good even with corks dangling from your hats and your weather is better. Advance Australia!
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  6787.  @PaulW1954  You realise my comment is tongue in cheek, right? I recently commented on a video about the gun violence in Chicago. I suggested the UN should send peacekeeping forces from a civilised country like Somalia or Eritrea, to restore peace in Chicago's war zone. Most people got the joke, but some people were angered about the UN intervening in US affairs. Watch too much BBC and you'll become easily-offended. Everybody everywhere is a fascist Nazi white supremacist far right extremist. Except Gary Lineker..
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  6788. Wear a condom. You're safe if you wear a condom.
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  6789. Yeah. Same as the Spanish Armada, the Battle of Waterloo, the German offensive in 1918, the Battle of Britain and a hundred other close-run things.
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  6790.  @johnjones4129  Nah, he uses a skateboard and takes short cuts through the sewers.
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  6791. The Tories? Oh, Labour with a blue label.
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  6792. My councillors are Tories. I voted LibDem, because they've got the best chance of dumping the Tories. I despise the LibDems as much as the Tories, Labour and the Greens. But a bit of chaos might help to eff them all. And in my case, I was a Tory activist for 29 years. G0d d4mn them all.
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  6793.  @bunion8579  Maybe a swimming pool containing angry sea bass with lasers attached to their heads.
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  6794.  @MrPaulMorris  Isn't that just pedantic? But you're correct, of course. I recently accused somebody in the comments of being pedantic. He got confused with the word "paedophile" and mayhem ensued.
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  6795.  @MrPaulMorris  If we can't use words for things, we'll all be just like Biden. "C'mon man, the thing!"
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  6796. The British provided the Soviets with the entire German battle plan in advance, thanks to Enigma decrypts. Time and date of every attack. Objectives for the first day. Objectives for the second day. Order of battle. Which Wehrmacht unit was where. Gaps in the German line from which no German attack would come. Stalin's slave labourers had weeks in which to build anti tank ditches and killing zones. Stalin's victory was afforded by Bletchley Park.
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  6797. Peter Griffin was right. "Shut up Meg".
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  6798. I want the Abbottomus to become the next Labour leader. Trouble is: That'll guarantee another election victory for Doris. And he's just as bad.
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  6799. I'm a monarchist, but if Charles keeps up this sh*t I'll change my mind.
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  6800.  @ronmatthews1738  Or Denzel Washington could play George Washington.
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  6801. Nah, that's just a conspiracy theory. Also, on the Titanic, one minute after a big bump: "We're not going to sink, are we?"
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  6802. I'd like that.
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  6803. Getting ready for the next superb owl. Or super bowl. I'm British and I don't understand American sports.
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  6804. Humpty Dumpty didn't fall. The WEF pushed him off the wall and blamed it on Brexit.
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  6805.  @JohnJohnson-vd2hp  Moses also had a rod. A 32 deuce coupe.
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  6806.  @miketomlin6040  Legally, a 16 year old is an adult! That's the legal standpoint, but I don't think anyone accused Brand of effing a 16-year-old. All of his alleged victims were adult women who knew exactly what they were doing. An adult woman who dislikes sexual advances can slap the man's face. I didn't see the ENTIRE documentary, but it appears none of the women did so.
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  6807.  @dee8501  Some great people are being wasted because they'll never get into Parliament.
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  6808.  @rickydaley3347  More than half of the replies to my comment have disappeared. Presumably because they agree with your view and mine.
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  6809. Useless the Weather Girl, Mr. Angry, Sid the Manager, Arnie and the Terminators, Gervais the Hairdresser, the Daleks who couldn't get a job in East Enders because they'd been type-cast.
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  6810. Jussie put it there.
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  6811. It's horrific that the USA, in many ways the best and most advanced country in the world, people need to retain weapons to defend themselves. Sadly, the only way to protect yourself against a criminal with a gun is with your own gun.
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  6812.  @clarkpj1  Nice to read accounts like YOURS which come from somebody who actually knows his stuff.
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  6813. Regarding the opinion you've just expressed - Expect the coppers to kick down your door and arrest you in three, two, one...
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  6814. Trump might be the last democratically-elected POTUS for many decades.
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  6815.  @mickhardstaff6605  Nick went down on your spelling faster than Philip Schofield on a schoolboy.
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  6816. Make Orkney Great Again.
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  6817. Using of blow torches is irrelevant. Why was there lots of built-up grease? What about fire extinguishers? What about fire blankets? Were there no fire-resistant doors between the kitchen and the corridors? Was there an effective audible fire alarm? It takes time for a kitchen fire to engulf the building. The elderly folk should've been moved outside immediately the alarm sounded. There has been gross incompetence on multiple levels.
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  6818.  @stevenpaddybwoy  Don't be unfair! She's one of the MacKaufmans of the Scottish highlands! Maybe. (Joke.)
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  6819. THEY'LL COME FOR YOU NEXT, TIM.
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  6820. Astronut, Top Cat and Deputy Dawg.
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  6821. I love your name. Every time I see it, I'm gonna Like your comment.
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  6822.  @thoreau283  Jeremy Clarkson and Jesus Christ share the same initials. Both are good people who got crucified by hate-filled jealous nasties, when all they did was tell the truth. I predict that, like Jesus Himself, Jeremy will rise again in triumph and glory.
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  6823.  @volnick  Interesting that you're replying to somebody called volnick9243, but I click on Replies and his/her reply is invisible. He/she must've used a phrase which the algorithms defined as H-speech. Skynet is oppressing us.
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  6824. He's cancelled because he tells the truth.
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  6825. I've got a '69 Alfa 1750 GTV. These cars are Italian mistresses. Lovely to ride, give 'em a good fierce drive. They'll throw temper tantrums without warning. Embarrass you in public. Let you down and leave you stranded. Empty your bank account. Lovely, magnificent, beautiful, cruel and an experience we'll never forget.
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  6826. The coppers intended to raid Andrew Lawrence's house but mistakenly raided Laurence Fox's house instead. Watch out, Andrew. The cops will come for you as well. Speaking the truth is dangerous. You'll be arrested in defence of free speech. Most of the public will believe the coppers were wholly justified in doing so.
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  6827.  @saadinfo6363  A sensible comment. YouTube throws up two kinds of commenters: 1.) Nerds like us, and - 2.) Complete f*ckin' morons who think they know stuff 'cos they once saw a movie. Plenty of examples of both categories on this video.
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  6828. Back in the 1980s, I attended an event where the speaker was anti-porn campaigner Mary Whitehouse. Mary claimed pornography had turned Ted Bundy into a murderer. She held up some porno mags and shouted, "These are what I bought nearby just this morning!" Bloke next to me said, "Well pass 'em around, let us all have a look".
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  6829.  @TheDandob1982  As a Cornishman, I want reparations from ALL of you.
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  6830.  @DravgonPL  I had a cat who used to eat you, Whiskas.
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  6831. Imagine Captain Smith on the Titanic. "The passengers caused the collision".
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  6832.  @mgtowvalues  "Just get away because there is no fixing this". Exactly what Scott Adams said.
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  6833. If you fail to weep with joy at the end, there's something wrong with you.
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  6834.  @fiesbert5677  I've never forgiven William the Bastard for slaughtering our kinfolk and usurping Harold Godwin's throne at Hastings. But I'll let bygones be bygones for the sake of civility.
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  6835.  @bettyswunghole3310  LABOUR: "Let's become the party which promotes sexual deviancy and illegal immigration. That'll play well with white working class families, right?"
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  6836. Whilst we still can.
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  6837. Taylor Swift dated Chris Griffin. Do a YT search. See for yourself.
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  6838. You win the prize for the best comment today.
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  6839.  @kitcat4512  The whole civilised world will burn together.
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  6840.  @strongback6550  I wish Julian Assange was free, to discover how Biden's team falsified the US election.
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  6841. Some Loyalist freedom fighters deserve medals. The day might come when the ethnic Brits might need to stand for the ashes of their fathers and the temples of their gods. Then it will all kick off. God damn the successive British governments which made it happen.
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  6842.  @stephfoxwell4620  Nice to read intelligent comments from nerds. I use the word "nerd" as a term of respect.
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  6843. Prepare to be cancelled in three, two, one...
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  6844. It's an "I'm Spartacus" moment. Impossible to win but we'll fight anyway.
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  6845. Mark Twain wrote that history doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. Same thing with our news media. Not actually controlled, but all singing from the same hymn-sheet.
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  6846. Rewrite the Bible. Delete the crucifixion in case children imitate it and perform copycat crucifixions in the playground. Instead, the main protagonists sit in a circle, give each other backrubs and agree on a common nonviolent consensus. Add a few black disciples and some transgender Roman legionaries. And they all live happily ever after in a polyamorous vegan anarchist commune. That's a better ending to the Gospels, right?
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  6847.  @Tsukiakarix  This was a honey trap operation, run by JE and GM on behalf of an overseas intelligence agency. Obtain footage of important persons with juveniles. Then the FBI discovered the plot and closed it.
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  6848.  @pastorbri  No. God LOVES homophobes, same as how He loves every kind of sinner. God says: Stop doing stuff which I've forbidden.
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  6849.  @2138Dude  Sadly true. Same here in the UK. Technically speaking: We be fecked.
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  6850. You too?
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  6851.  @adrianrouse5148  Definitely Brexit caused this. And systemic waycism.
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  6852. If Meghan did a poo on Harry's bed, he'd be too frightened to complain and would pretend it smelled like roses.
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  6853. Ngozi reminds me of Peter Griffin. He attended a party dressed as a billionaire secret agent cowboy astronaut. Then his hat fell off. "A phony! A great big phony!"
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  6854. GREAT QUOTE! Where's it from? Sounds like something Mark Twain would say.
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  6855. OFFICIAL: The Conservative Party is now to the left of Labour.
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  6856. Mostly peaceful.
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  6857. Not ineptitude. It's preplanned and deliberate.
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  6858.  @brucebaxter6923  Agreed.
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  6859.  @narabdela  I recently left a comment on a Mark Felton video about tanks. Nerds replied that I was in error. I thanked them and edited my comment. Always nice to receive a polite correction. How very un-YouTube.
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  6860. Looks like London.
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  6861.  @howardbowen-RC-Pilot  Wokist light bulbs can only be turned to the left.
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  6862.  @albundy774  Quagmire looks at Greta and thinks, "Nah, not worth the effort".
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  6863.  @Stand663  No, because most chancellors need to be in office for several months before fouling-up the economy. Think of Gordon Brown selling the UK's gold reserves when gold values were at a low point. Or Norman Lamont shadowing the ERM and creating "Black Wednesday". If this is what he's achieved in his first weeks, what's he planning next?
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  6864.  @Stand663  Consider Dennis Healey during the 1970s, promising to squeeze the rich until their "pips squeak". Result: A top rate of tax of 99%, and every wealthy Brit becoming an offshore tax payer. Healey's top rate of tax actually raised LESS revenue than it did before the rate-hike.
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  6865. I recall "Mars Attacks!". "Ack-ack-ack! Alan's Snackbar!"
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  6866. Harry wants to become the new Salman Rushdie. For those who don't know, Rushdie is a British author of Indian descent. He wrote a novel which offended the Muslim world. Several persons who published or translated the book were attacked and some died. Rushdie himself was stabbed and barely survived. If Harry's reckless comments get his bodyguards murdered, he himself is to blame.
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  6867.  My Dixie Wrecked🔨  They did a brilliant job of burying Hunter's laptop. MAINSTREAM MEDIA: "Nuthin to see here, look over there instead, distract distract distract".
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  6868. Lrrr is the ruler of Omicron Persei 8.
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  6869.  @WALTERBROADDUS  Agreed. The allies had to hug the English Channel and the North Sea coast during their advance. It was wholly impossible to refuel an army which thrust deep into Germany. There were in fact several PLUTOs supplying fuel, but they could barely keep up with demand. As it was, the fuel tankers were consuming almost as much fuel as they were delivering.
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  6870.  @robwilde855  TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE WE ENCOUNTER ON YOUTUBE: 1.) Brilliant, enlightening fellow nerds like YOU, who expand our knowledge and - 2.) Twats who get bitter and argue for no good reason. Keep up the good work, Rob!
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  6871.  @Hopium500  Agreed. Plus Beijing.
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  6872. Terrific film. Music by Ron Goodwin. A cast of brilliant talent. Sumptuous photography.
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  6873.  @raysurreal  I hear that song in the voice of Futurama's Zapp Brannigan.
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  6874. Better now than leaving it to our grand kids.
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  6875.  @georgehetty7857  Thanks, George!
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  6876.  @cameroncameron2826  This Archbishop was selected or chosen for his job. The monarch gives the final yes/no, based upon recommendations. I don't blame the monarch. I blame the numpties who offered the recommendations. They selected this guy because he's exactly whom they wanted.
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  6877. This can't be fixed.
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  6878.  @paulmckenzie4103  Needs to be repeated widely.
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  6879. Awful. Thankyou for your cautionary tale. I used to have a Rottweiler, who'd sit upright on my front passenger seat. One day I entered a roundabout. He tipped over and fell backwards on top of my arms. It's difficult to drive a car through a three-lane busy roundabout, with a ten stone Rottweiler lying upside-down on your arms, with all four legs scrabbling in an effort to get upright. But we got through it OK. After that, he ALWAYS sat on the back seat. I also fitted a net behind the front seats, mounted on metal fittings. In the event of heavy braking or a collision, the net would restrain him in the back of the car.
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  6880.  @billytollerton4220  I want to leave comments about this man, related to r0pe and gr4v1ty. Trouble is: YouTube has already given me a 24 hour ban for leaving comments of this kind. If I comment or reply without cre4t1ve spelling, the algorithms will automatically delete my comment and then I'll be banned altogether.
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  6881.  @davidburland6576  Make the UK reliant on borrowing via the WEF. Borrow more and more in perpetuity. The WEF refusing a loan will bring down the government and plunge the UK into crisis.
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  6882.  @wideawakenotwoke6178  Not always. Plenty of corruption in the past as well. You didn't need to be B or Irish to "fall down the stairs" whilst in custody. But at least they had a spine.
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  6883. Talk TV should carry out an experiment. Ask a synagogue for a volunteer. A bloke dressed as a Jew (hat, beard, coat etc.) walks through a Muse limb area (cre4t1ve 5pelling). Film what happens. Repeat with a young blond woman with skimpy clothes, and a bloke carrying the Union flag on a pole. They'd need bodyguards, just in case. Repeat in a mainly English town with a bloke dressed as an Afghan Imam and a woman in a burka. Compare and contrast the reactions of locals.
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  6884. Emanuel Kant was a real pissant, I drink therefore I am. (Or was that Rene Descarte?) An obscure comment but somebody will get it.
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  6885. I'm back after recently being suspended for 24 hours. Sometimes we're falsely-reported by lefties for "harassing" or similar. On other occasions the algorithms find false "red flags". Yesterday I used the word "faggot" in a comment I made about meat balls. YouTube sent a warning that my comment might be offensive. I've also had problems with the word "bitch" on a video about dogs.
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  6886.  @roncollins9222  If Tice wanted an easy passage aboard the gravy train, he could've joined either the Tory or Labour parties and he'd be an MP by now.
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  6887. The solution is to house them in royal palaces. Charles might exercise his constitutional prerogative and advise his government not to import further visitors. Why not pick them up in the Channel and return them safely to their point of departure? Nothing will be done otherwise.
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  6888.  @CIMAmotor  Yaarrrgghhh, as a Cornishman I'm angry 'cos you've excluded me.
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  6889. There is a good case for changing the design of the taser. Make it bright yellow. Manufacture the grip with different form of tactile plastic.
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  6890.  @danw9464  Agreed, one finds the BEST quality nerds and geeks on this channel.
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  6891.  @danw9464  I haven't seen the film yet. Does it depict Bonaparte as enjoying ice cream, taking water slides into battle and staring at Missy's boobies? (Bill and Ted reference.)
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  6892.  @generalawareness101  Absolutely true.
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  6893. The same view as every unwoke male in the UK.
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  6894.  @gumnut6922  Who could have imagined this: A black lesbian has lots of inner, hateful rage but blames her unhappiness on white Britons and Jews. But describes herself as a poet 'cos we woz kangs n sheet.
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  6895. As a Brit, I want Assange to be knighted and given a peerage.
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  6896. Now Ellwood knows what it's like to be hu ite and living in Rotherham.
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  6897. That's actually very near the truth. I was on the "Kilroy!" daytime show on two occasions during the 1990s, Some audience/panel members were invited or had applied because they had something to say. To fill the extra seats, the BBC invited people from the local Job Centre whose job it was to fill the empty seats. Priority was given to non-white persons.
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  6898.  @noelward8047  The BBC says I've got a cervix.
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  6899. Leo is a Scot but we know what you mean.
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  6900. Eeny-meenie-miney-mo...
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  6901. You can take the Prince out of Bel Air, but you can't take the gangsta out of the gangsta.
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  6902.  @petertownsend2255  BLACK ACTIVISTS & THE LEFT: "Black folk live in poverty". ADVERTISERS: "Let's target our ads at poor people".
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  6903.  @petertownsend2255  Want to sell me beer? Show images of people having fun together. Want to sell me a car? Show images of a graceful car driving on an empty mountain road. Want to sell me anything at all? Don't assume I'm a gay black.
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  6904. I'm British, and I rewatched the John Adams box set a week ago. A beautiful piece of work. Adams and Franklin were two of the greatest Americans AND the greatest Britons who ever lived.
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  6905. Churchill did no evil.
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  6906. I thought Frank Miller was the bad guy from "High Noon".
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  6907. Creepy Joe's handlers are making a cell ready for Elon, next to that of Julian Assange.
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  6908. I WANT LEE ANDERSON AS PM.
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  6909. Fight with a chimney sweep and some of his smut will rub off on you.
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  6910. It'll be like the Northern Ireland troubles at their worst, plus the excesses of the breakup of Yugoslavia. We must be mad. Literally mad.
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  6911. What a numpty.
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  6912.  @barryhill1044  Sadly true.
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  6913. It's sad that real life L-women never resemble the ones on naughty web channels. All crew cuts, big boots and boiler suits.
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  6914. There's a certain kind of fat unkempt older male, who sits in a spare room in his underpants, watching kiddyporn. They always seem to look like Ian Driver. I am NOT saying Mr. Driver actually does that, but he looks the type.
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  6915. Nicola turned me into a newt. I got better.
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  6916. DOUGLAS BADER: "Get as close as you can before opening fire. When you think you're too close, get even closer".
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  6917.  @matthiuskoenig3378  That's a hero for sure.
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  6918. @Pale Rider He's not a naughty boy, but he is the Messiah. More rooftop Koreans and Kyles would do the job very nicely.
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  6919. The BBC should hire Andrew! Give him a contract! * Oh hang on...
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  6920. My Action Man never had a willy, but this didn't identify him as transgender.
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  6921. Me too.
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  6922. The anti-Boris vote was an attempted coup, to replace Boris with a Remainer and reverse Brexit. The BBC and other twats couldn't reveal this, so they increased the partygate nonsense as a cover story.
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  6923. Khan told us that importing hundreds of thousands of new arrivals was GOOD for the NHS.
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  6924.  @Badger-kk3se  Me too.
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  6925. Joe gets confused between UK and Ukraine.
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  6926.  @Candolad  Carrie Lineker is the greatest transgender Afro-Caribbean person ever to play for England.
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  6927.  @ComicGladiator  O'Bama was Irish. Definitely black and tanned. (EDIT - Is this visible, or was it rendered invisible by the algorithms?)
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  6928. Assange is locked up for exposing criminals. Meanwhile, the criminals remain free.
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  6929.  @CENTRIX4  Or maybe your ears need an upgrade.
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  6930. Notice Boris makes no reference to Sweden, which has no lockdown, no economic collapse and no huge death toll.
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  6931. Government is blaming the public for their reaction.
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  6932.  @Hardcore_Remixer  The usual sus... You know what.
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  6933.  @Hendrixtanell13  No, this criminal who targets an elderly white person is the racist.
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  6934.  @wayland7150  Dr. Harold Shipman is a good example.
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  6935. As a Pastafarian, I always love Chrifsmas. The "fsm" stands for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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  6936. Dennis Moore the Highwayman stole lupins from the rich and gave them to the poor. But wealth redistribution isn't as easy as he initially thought. (An obscure reference but somebody might get it.)
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  6937. We don't know what else was going on as well.
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  6938.  @inthefade  Shuddupp yew spelin Narzi !!! (Joke.)
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  6939.  @bassage13  True.
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  6940.  @bedandbreakfastman11  I know they won't get one third, but my point is: Our Westminster electoral system favours the two big parties. The Lib Dems suffer in the same way.
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  6941. FUN FACT: London has more Muzz Lymns than Gaza. Let that sink in.
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  6942. FUN FACT: His daughter voted for Biden in 2020.
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  6943. Thomas Hardy's depictions of life in 19th century rural Dorset is RACIST because there are no black people in his books. WAYCIST WAYCIST WAYCIST WAYCIST WAYCIST. Yeah. Take THAT, Thomas WAYCIST Hardy. Yeah.
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  6944.  @neddyseagoon9601  I luv your name, you Goon.
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  6945.  @Lmaxk007  "Prey" - I was gonna write that but you beat me to it.
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  6946. Agreed 100%. An aircraft is designed for a specific function. I wouldn't use a hammer to do the job of scissors.
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  6947. FIRST 'cos I used my weight privilege.
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  6948.  @Bruhmin-jw9ie  If the UK's weather was nicer, there'd be less incentive to leave. Harder to get on a sailing ship and leave your country if it's mostly landlocked.
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  6949.  @orirune3079  Gold and God. Plus a big coastline.
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  6950. "Joost one more leetle waffer..."
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  6951.  @stevekitt52  I certain he's got an HQ inside an extinct volcano with a monorail and a pool filled with sharks. Or angry sea bass with frickin laser beams shooting from their heads.
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  6952. Brandon can't manage to put on his trousers without two nurses.
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  6953. This isn't Andrew. This is Keef Kuntabout. He's got a degree in tear-ups. I wonder if YOUR degree is useful.
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  6954.  @chrisneedham5803  Opposing the hatred of violent murderous bullies is wholly justified. If that makes things worse: Bring it on.
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  6955. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're completely f*cked.
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  6956. All by design.
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  6957. She's spouting exactly what the BBC pays her to say.
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  6958. We have an absence of leadership.
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  6959.  @johnholmes5674  He forgets what he was looking for.
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  6960. Yes.
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  6961. Agreed. I'm British and in the UK. If ever British redcoats come marching down your street, or there's a criminal mob which is burning and looting and murdering, US citizens have not just a right, but a DUTY to protect life and property. The only sad thing is that there weren't a dozen more Kyles there to take out the bad guys.
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  6962. Tommy Robinson sought to protect children from raped and the crimes being covered-up by the police. What happened to Tommy? Julian Assange rots in prison for revealing the crimes of warmongers. People get arrested for stating trans-women aren't real women. Morality is twisted today.
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  6963. 16 shots? That's how we know the shooter wasn't a white supremacist. Anybody who practices on a range would only require a double-tap. (I aplogise for my gallows humor.)
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  6964. @Bobby Fett I think so. Keir has ego all over his face.
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  6965.  @detroitdave9512  agreed. And Mark Felton is the king of history nerds. Long live the king.
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  6966. Haha!
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  6967.  @luckybag6814  The Dominion machines will definitely show you voted for Creepy Joe.
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  6968. I identify as having large genitalia.
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  6969. I wonder whether Eddie Izzard could ever adopt a child.
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  6970. A black guy invented the toilet seat. But it was a Brit who invented the hole in it.
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  6971.  @georgehetty7857  Owen Jones always reminds me of Rik from "The Young Ones". A nasty narcissistic leftie from a privileged background, the self-appointed Peoples Poet.
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  6972. Gibson's mistake was hiring Brian Griffin (author of "Faster Than the Speed of Love") to write his screenplay.
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  6973. The greatest black person in British history was King Gezo of Dahomie. He ordered that, at his funeral, hundreds of his slaves should be beheaded until there was sufficient blood in a pit to float his coffin. The horrific spectacle was witnessed by British traders, who reported back to London. This resulted in the Royal Navy being sent to destroy the slave trade. Nothing about this in the BBC's propaganda.
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  6974. Met police = Mews limb Enforcement Team.
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  6975. EXCELLENT RANT, ANDREW. Please stand for Parliament at the next general election. Zero chance of getting elected, but that's not the point.
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  6976. Remind me: Who's doing the hunting?
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  6977. State-owned broadband works well in China. What could possibly go wrong?!!!!!!!!!!!
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  6978. Excellent comment, Mr. Well done.
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  6979. Coppers need to be reminded of what happened to French coppers after WW2. The French coppers assisted the Nazis in arresting French patriots and Js. After the war, some coppers got a neck tie.
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  6980.  @triodehexode  No, I was p*ssed off with Cameron. Lots of good people in the party, as there are in all parties. Lots of mindless careerists and narcissists as well. The Conservatives these days are Labour or Lib Dem with a pretty blue label.
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  6981. A cartoon? I didn't laugh once.
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  6982. I wish somebody had bugged that meeting.
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  6983.  @triciabaker8992  One day, the Lotus Eaters, Simon Webb and Paul Joseph Watson will have cells alongside Julian. "Are you here for exposing the truth as well?"
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  6984. All going as planned.
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  6985. Please rewrite your comment in English.
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  6986.  @paulross225  Exactly HALF of all the Replies in this thread have been rendered invisible by YouTube.
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  6987.  @arthurmullard2788  Hunter knows where his cocaine is hidden.
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  6988. Well yeah, that's why the Chancellor of the Exchequer was accused of not being properly black.
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  6989.  @hikewild5694  HAHA!
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  6990.  @RockyDave  And when you tell that to young 'uns today, they won't believe you.
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  6991.  @derekmcmanus8615  I want Bootneck on GB News, to review the papers. We'll never see him on the BBC.
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  6992. The Type 21 electric submarine was clever but worse than useless. It relied on sticking a snorkel above the waves for almost the entire journey. Not a good idea when British airborne radar had the ability to see a snorkel from a range of several miles through cloud and at night. The first thing the U-boat crew could know about the presence of a bomber is when the bombs and depth charges exploded.
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  6993.  @Valencetheshireman927  Agreed. Far more funny stuff with sharper barbs in every episode of Father Ted. "I hear you're a bigot now, Calum". Not like anybody's threatening to burn Catholics at the stake.
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  6994.  @juliuszkocinski7478  The losses at Arnhem are tiny compared with the Hurtgen Forest saga.
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  6995. AY UP LOTUS EATERS.
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  6996.  @tonyferrit8761  That's why we won't be allowed to vote.
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  6997. You too?
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  6998. Yeah, but we can trust scientists, right? About climate change as well? Yeah, that's OK then.
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  6999. There was no riot. It was a mainly-peaceful occupation of a building. How many months did it take to get to this point? Justice delayed is justice denied. Meanwhile, attempt to murder somebody and you'll be out on a $1000 bond.
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  7000.  @HammyHunting  Search YouTube. I think it's under "1938 England Germany" or similar. Or perhaps the England team was saying, "That's how high my dog jumped last night".
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  7001. Powered by 14-year-olds on treadmills.
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  7002. What if you're an albino black? Or Chinese?
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  7003. I want Brandon to run in 2024. Come on man!
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  7004. I wish Harry had hired Tiger Woods as their chauffer.
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  7005. YAY!
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  7006.  @DonBean-ej4ou  Look up the Cerne Abbas Giant. A black geezer for sure 'cos he's carrying a giant club.
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  7007. Just one little injection and you can return to work. Work makes you free. Have a shower afterwards. The elderly and children in one queue, Persons who can work in a different queue. Where have we heard this before?
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  7008. Every PJW video is a masterpiece.
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  7009.  @NickMachado  Ferrari named a car "California" 'cos homeless people like to 5h1t in them and set them on fire. EDIT - Can anyone see this reply?
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  7010. I'm a flabby male in his sixties. I'm better looking than Miss Germany.
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  7011.  @Harassed247  I left a comment here earlier and it's disappeared.
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  7012. Write that with greater clarity and you'll be banned from YouTube. That's why everybody ignores the elephant in the room.
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  7013.  @brendon1689  It looked like a duck, walked like a duck but said "meow" instead of "quack". Diversity offers multiple different kinds of nutjob.
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  7014.  @barriegibson6411  Hahaha!
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  7015. A forking brilliant idea.
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  7016. And Disraeli created a great album with the rock group Cream.
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  7017. @SlippinJimmy-jm6up Any of the small alt-right parties.
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  7018. Scousers being scousers.
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  7019.  @Chrisst1961  Correct. The FIRST raid against Germany was a mixed force of Wellingtons and Blenheims on 4th September 1939. The raid was against German Kriegsmarine vessels in a port. The raid wasn't on the city itself. The RAF suffered unsustainable casualties because they were raiding without an escort in daylight, to avoid civilian casualties in the city itself. It's clear from your knowledge that you know the Wellingtons all had to be withdrawn from service for a few weeks, to receive extra armour and self-sealing fuel tanks. I HUGELY respect Simon, but on this occasion he's read a list of targets and mistakenly assumed the targets were the cities themselves.
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  7020. "I hear you're a racist now, Albert Steptoe".
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  7021. I want Jezza, Hamster and the Captain to be hired to privatise the BBC. There's no better way to put the BBC upside-down in a ditch and on fire.
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  7022. @Johnny Alucard The Turks, the Aztecs, the Chinese, the Muslims...
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  7023. @Johnny Alucard The world would be very different today if the Chinese or the Turks had colonised north America and Australia, instead of us Brits.
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  7024.  @sandragray3951  At least the Ruskies would oppose the Islamisation of London. Maybe Putin's peace keepers wouldn't be such a bad thing.
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  7025. Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when we need him?
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  7026.  @tinfoilhatter5318  Trump did it, according to Biden. Probably.
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  7027. Haha! Please repeat your comment widely!
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  7028. Let's blame Brexit. Or Trump. Or climate change. Silly drivel.
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  7029.  @sonofednawelthorpe8609  I'm British and I agree. Nobody gets hammered more than white middle-class Catholic Americans.
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  7030. Does Wickes sell rainbow paint? Of course not, that would be weird. But men forking other mens' arses is normal. Right?
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  7031. Some people will do ANYTHING to sell their book. Be honest: This revelation will double his sales.
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  7032. Placebo Priti Patel.
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  7033. @The galaxy of pleasure The BBC regards you as a waycist. I refuse to fund a corporation which propagandises in favour of my ethnic replacement.
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  7034. We need a different electoral system. I'd happily accept the system used for the Euro elections. Change cannot be made without a different system.
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  7035. Loves a tear-up.
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  7036. Yes, but only 'cos you've got white privilege. The BBC and CNN told me so.
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  7037. Chicago is a war zone. The UN needs to send in blue-helmet peacekeeping forces. The armies of Somalia, Nigeria or Mozambique could send their armies to this third world sh*t-hole. At the same time, we need somebody to scrutinise the electoral process. Establish a secure and honest electoral system, instead of one that's corrupt to the core.
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  7038. Nothing wrong with this party. I had parties too. My concern is the "Rules for thee but not for me" narrative.
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  7039. I'm doing home-schooling for my eleven year old. Nice to spend time with him but, as with dentistry and brain surgery, I'd prefer to leave the task to trained professionals.
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  7040. If Putin had rubber dinghies, 100,000 Ruskies would be in London within a week.
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  7041. Shirts?
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  7042.  @benscott19841  Won't last much longer.
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  7043.  @Fortress333  I know. My business is crashing. I have sufficient savings to make it through, but I know loads of other people who are becoming destitute. This is serious sh*t. It's not really the fault of the Chinese. It's the fault of the f*ckwits who've over-reacted to a disease which isn't much worse than seasonal flu.
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  7044. Ranks alongside the Kanye gay fish and Tom Cruise fudge-packing episodes.
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  7045.  @andyjarman4958  I used to have a dog named Spartacus. A good name until we went to the vet. We'd be in the waiting room with a dozen other vets and their owners. The vet would enter and ask, "Where's Spartacus?" One by one, every dog rose to his feet and said...
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  7046. Kim blames the US for this.
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  7047. This story MIGHT be false, but it's 100% believable. It's exactly what we'd expect from Biden.
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  7048.  @Alien_O1  You too?
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  7049. If everybody became vegan, farm animals would become extinct. I don't see how that would help the farm animals. Better instead to raise them for their wool, meat, eggs etc. in comfortable conditions. Then kill them humanely.
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  7050.  @rfurdaylee  I'm looking forward to getting Brexit. We've left in theory and suffered all the disadvantages. Yet to see the real advantages. The entire establishment wants to rejoin the EU and is avoiding burning its bridges..
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  7051. The AIDS pandemic of the 1980s was destined to kill millions of Britons. That didn't happen.
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  7052. FIRST! 'cos I've got white privilege. The BBC said so.
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  7053.  @michaelryan6947  WINSTON CHURCHILL: "The heaviest cross I have to bear is the Cross of Loraine".
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  7054.  @markzuckergecko621  Agreed, but at least a pumpkin full of cat poo doesn't lead to the death of hundreds of millions of people.
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  7055.  @supertuscans9512  Being rotund expressed your wealth and power during past centuries. Only the wealthiest and most powerful could afford to be flabby. The poor were always skinny. Same with suntan. Being super-pale meant you were wealthy and didn't need to work a 15 hour day in the sunshine. Skinny peasants were suntanned. Fat wealthy people were pale.
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  7056.  @GyroGarrison  Makes sense. I'll do that!
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  7057.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Thanks! My respect to you, Sir.
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  7058. Bill Cash MP applauds this video's title. During the 1980s, Norman Tebbit (important minister at that time) brought in a trades union bill. Reds marched with banners proclaiming, "KILL THE TEBBIT BILL". This upset Norman's son, called William.
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  7059. PROBLEM: If somebody believes the lies he's telling, every lie will be detected as truthful.
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  7060.  @paulukjames7799  Just the wokes.
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  7061.  @edmundduke1296  A needlessly coarse comment, Ed.
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  7062.  @zen4men  I can find no references to the bombing via Google. I've spoken to an older lady who was in Teignmouth at the time and remembers the event. My aunt had been near the sea front, and remembered pieces of bodies being picked up afterwards. I'd love to know more about it. Perhaps a "tip and run" attack by FW190s.
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  7063.  @alvin831  Leave 'em there.
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  7064.  @markhenry192  Nah, they're all stunning and brave. Express any other view and it's hate speech.
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  7065. "Common purpose".
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  7066.  @opmike343  Jezza, the Captain and the Hamster got it right. Nobody's a petrolhead unless they love old Alfas. There's no more exciting or stylish way to be stuck on the side of a dual carriageway at night in the rain. And discover that after it's rained on your Alfa, all that remains is a red oxide puddle and four rubber tyres. But do I love my '69 GTV? Well yeah duh!
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  7067. Sadiq or Bercow? Both I think.
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  7068.  @lpj55  Yaaarrgghhhh, I be a buccaneer, I be, yaarrgghhh.
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  7069.  @bennyhillschineseblokechar3689  Yes, you sirry irriot!
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  7070. You wanna see ditches? Look up Maiden Castle in Dorset, England.
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  7071.  @bonsummers2657  I was a kid in the 1960s and 70s. There was a councillor in my town, VERY famous locally, sometimes seen on national TV, a newspaper journalist, a pillar of society, gave assistance at gymnasiums and clubs for boys. It was widely known he was a child-molester but somehow everybody looked the other way. End of the 1970s, he was eventually tried in court for attempting indecent acts with a group of boys. The trial was ended because some of the boys started crying in the dock or their stories didn't match. Funny thing: I knew their stories were true, because they exactly matched the way this predator tried to seduce me a few years earlier. But I got away.
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  7072. Lots of similar comments here. I haven't had a notification since a year ago.
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  7073.  @wanderer4life  What's MORE worrying is the police officers who selected her. A bit like the BBC executives who decided to appoint the BBC's current chairman. Look up the BBC's current chairman, his place of birth and religion. Our establishment is full of QUISLINGS.
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  7074.  @krashd  I wish.
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  7075.  @DanielCPhillips  It's not feasible to modify the Defiant by simply slapping some guns in the wings. The entire aircraft would need to be redesigned. Same with upgrading the turret to accept .50s or 20mm. The turret fighter was a good idea which failed. There were plenty of other designs in the pipeline during 1941: Typhoon, Beaufighter, etc. After 1940, bombers tended to come over at night rather than by day. The problem at night was finding the bombers without radar.
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  7076. The Twin Wasp disagrees with you.
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  7077.  @winstonsmith7801  I don't doubt it, but "JFK The Smoking Gun" makes a convincing case for the final headshot being "friendly fire".
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  7078.  @MykeLewisMusic  Is that you, Clem?
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  7079.  @susangarbutt7189  The Establishment is pushing him as the next Tory leader.
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  7080. Memories of The Goodies and "Ecky thump". An obscure reference but somebody might get it.
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  7081.  @lunasakara7306  Rich men north of Richmond never get affected like this.
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  7082. Both Enoch and George Orwell were correct.
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  7083. Who'd have thunked it!
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  7084. Middle-aged white British bloke in southern England for Trump! Yay!
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  7085. Agreed. I mean - what's the King formerly known as Prince gonna do if he's attacked by a killer white rabbit?
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  7086.  @kenclark9743  How is Butty Doukman any different from a numpty?
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  7087. A big violent drugged-up angry man gets handcuffed and put in a cell. It's hard to know what else the cops could have done. Sometimes the fault lies with the individual and with the absence of familial care.
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  7088.  @johnclose2925  You could be right. I just wanted to ask a silly question. Black Douglas? Don't tell Lammy & Diane.
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  7089.  @robinburn4974  haha! True! Please repeat your comment widely.
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  7090. Many US supermarkets are losing money. Persons of a certain identity are continuously robbing from them.
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  7091.  @232nightowl  I want his wife to play an orc. Also - Are you a former RAF Regiment bloke?
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  7092. No such thing as white privilege. Only wealth privilege.
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  7093. I want 'em housed in the royal palaces, plus the second homes of the wealthy elite. Start with second homes owned by Blair, Lineker and other celebrities. At that point the policies will change.
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  7094. Usual unbalanced and nasty reporting by Channel 4.
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  7095.  @spitfiremark1a768  Always nice to see Spitfire here again.
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  7096. I suspect the ghost writer was Brian Griffin, author of "Faster than the Speed of Love".
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  7097.  @lemontek6897  I'd never heard of the forthcoming South Park specials. Now I wanna see everything they've got.
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  7098. Juice. Diane Abbott won't approve of him.
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  7099. Those are the young men whom Lord William Haig claims might be conscripted into the British armed forces.
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  7100. I'm sorry to disappoint our community, but I like the idea of identity cards. Nobody should be allowed to vote without them.
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  7101. Imagine if Diane Abbott had become a Tory MP instead of Labour. Our next British prime minister could be Diane Abbott.
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  7102. cue But you're correct.
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  7103. Sometimes Christmas isn't understood in Japan. A friend lived in Japan with his girlfriend. He saw a huge Christmas decoration above a store, with Father Christmas (Santa) nailed to a cross. Kind of mixing up the cultural meanings.
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  7104.  @georgehetty7857  Hello Georgie!
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  7105. THANK GOD FOR ANDREW LAWRENCE - oh I forgot, he's cancelled.
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  7106. I think you're right, but only 'cos you've got white privilege. Lori Lightfoot told me so.
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  7107.  @susanwojcickisnicetwin  HAHA! Sorry I misgendered you.
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  7108.  @barrierodliffe4155  Hey Barrie - I've often seen and Liked your comments on lots of channels. I'm always delighted to find comments from nerds like you. I'm also delighted that Soaring Tractor hasn't been seen in a while.
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  7109. London's electorate is less than 50% white. Virtually 100% of the crowd was white.
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  7110. Bidet can't remember making any of these comments.
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  7111.  @alensley1368  O'Bama doesn't look Irish to me.
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  7112.  @ThirtytwoJ  The Hope Not Hate Star.
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  7113.  @ecduzitgood  Maybe he means "marital". (Hahahahaha.)
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  7114.  Ihateeejits  Regardless of whom we vote for, either Labour or the Tories will form the next government.
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  7115.  @83_is_the_magic_number...  Your Scottish flag has a Christian cross of St. Andrew. They'll come after that next.
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  7116.  @franko1174  If black folks mock whitey and it's funny, I'll laugh. And I'm white.
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  7117.  @robotjunkie3764  What - did somebody disable your computer? (That's a joke. Or maybe it'll get me banned, I dunno.)
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  7118.  @rogersimmons8788  Both Ireland and the UK are becoming Craggy Island.
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  7119. Oh dear God no. The 19th century treaty to defend Belgium was vital to peace and should've guaranteed it. The treaty to defend Poland should've been a means of guaranteeing peace as well. Our resources today are wholly incapable of defending our own borders, never mind a country far away of which we know nothing.
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  7120. Same applies in British cities. Sad, isn't it.
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  7121.  @luissera1296  I'd prefer a Tesla motor in my 1960s classic. I'll be delighted when off-the-shelf drivetrains become easy to fit and affordable.
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  7122. I'm British and in the UK. I always assumed Seattle was a beautiful city, filled with art-loving psychiatrists, retired limping cops, intelligent terrier dogs and coffee shops. Am I mistaken?
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  7123. Boris had more people at his "work event" party.
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  7124. "Liberty".
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  7125. I always get confused between Al Bundy and Ted Bundy.
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  7126. Agreed. A serious hard-nut SAS Reservist. Came from a poor family. Pro-Brexit decades before the word was invented.
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  7127.  @tc5273  Our geography teacher told us something interesting during the 1970s. My town is a seaside holiday resort. The Council wanted to boost the town's temperature to make it seem warmer. So the Council changed the weather station to a location which they knew would be one or two centigrade warmer. And the result is climate change. True story.
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  7128.  @thelandofnod123  Where's their ice cream van?
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  7129.  @Astronopolis  You dislike my "rats" analogy? OK, "Don't invite foxes into your hen house". I can see what the foxes have to gain, but there's not much benefit for the chickens.
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  7130. Yeah but only 'cos you've got white privilege. The BBC told me so.
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  7131. No description provided. That usually means one thing.
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  7132.  @ZenKrio  Try a search with phrases such as "grooming gangs". Maybe add "Telford Rotherham".
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  7133. Is that Apu from Springfield? Writing that gentle comment is regarded as a hate crime now.
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  7134. FIRST along with fifty other people claiming the same thing.
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  7135. As a white male, I am personally responsible for every bad thing in the entire history of Planet Earth. Watch civilisation collapse worldwide without me.
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  7136. and hello back
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  7137. Apologies should only be issued by The Stig. I can wait if you can.
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  7138.  @markzuckergecko621  If women are made of sugar and spice and all things nice, why do their ladyparts always smell like tuna?
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  7139.  @ChrisCoombes  Offer the idea to Peter Jackson. He might make the movie. I'd watch it!
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  7140. The Daryl Brooks murder event was actually an accident. Similarly, Lee Harvey Oswald had an accident with his rifle.
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  7141.  @noelfleming3567  The BBC implies the soldiers who fired the rifles were British. It's not rocket science to expect the BBC narration to say something like, "Native troops commanded by a British officer". In which case Simon wouldn't have made this video.
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  7142.  @jimjones-bk2is  Hindus murdered around 8,000 Sikhs in revenge attacks after Indira Gandhi's assassination. Sadly, massacres in parts of the developing world are commonplace.
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  7143.  @stevedavy2878  Poor impulse control.
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  7144. We need Nigel to commence campaigning for a different electoral system.
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  7145. We all knew this would happen. Let's also declare amnesties for tax-dodgers, bank robbers, paedophiles, murderers and drug dealers. Suddenly our prisons will be empty. Yay we can save £BILLIONS a year! There's a precedent. Blair declared an amnesty for IRA terrorists.
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  7146. It's an African thing.
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  7147. Hence the green hair? (I know, it's just a reflection.)
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  7148.  @nihilistlivesmatter  I'm wary of using phrases other than "locals" in case YT's algorithms automatically delete my comment. But you know what I mean.
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  7149. Was the MP looking at Angela Rayner's body cavity?
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  7150.  @orokushi5953  I bought a DVD of "The Producers". If Jewish Mel Brookes can make it funny, we can laugh about it, right?
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  7151. If El Cid could ride out on horseback to fight the Moors whilst dead, surely HM could be put in a wheelchair and pushed onto the balcony.
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  7152.  @jeddward9464  I wanted to buy a Barbie doll for a neighbour's daughter. I bought a Klaus Barbie doll by mistake, named after the Vichy French "Butcher of Lyons". The doll tied her to a chair, broke her fingers and put her on a cattle train to Poland.
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  7153. I prefer "Anglo Celtic".
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  7154. Reminds me of an episode of "Hill Street Blues". Vic Hitler, the narcoleptic comic. I apologise if that's an obscure reference.
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  7155. Utterly collapsed.
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  7156. Yours is a damned good comment. Please repeat widely. More people need to see it.
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  7157. December is a good month for videos about the Bulge.
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  7158. A very well-phrased comment, Cog Dis.
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  7159.  ivorbiggun2097  Persons who object will vote with their feet and leave. After a few years, the only staff remaining will be those who accept the bull sheet.
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  7160.  @drsiigabb9935  I click on "View 2 replies" and your hilarious comment disappears. Perhaps YouTube regards "pedo" as an expression of bigoted hatred.
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  7161. Also, you're first.
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  7162.  @DivineLove247  Scottish PM saying there are too many W people. Irish PM blaming Irish people for the stabby-bloke attacking Irish children. And so on. Some artistic licence is required when reading watche's comment, but it's all there.
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  7163.  @HesH_WT  Respect to your family, sir. My family made Rotol airscrews.
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  7164. "I am not a number - I am a free man!"
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  7165. YOU are a racist/fascist, Big Cheeso  .
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  7166. Andrew wearing a copper's uniform. It's a criminal offence to impersonate a policeman. Especially when it's this realistic. Expect the coppers to raid your house and arrest you in three, two, one... I suspect the coppers came to arrest you recently but got the wrong Laurence.
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  7167.  @usgishimuracruises5710  Sometimes a punch in the throat or a kick in the goolies can be justified. Both approaches are useful.
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  7168. You too?
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  7169.  @ParaBellum2024  Simon should adopt an African name, and invent a fake history of his life. Raised in west Africa, served in the French Foreign Legion. Personal assistant to the former MP Bernie Grant during the 1980s. Maybe the novel should involve a Cornish Royal Navy sea captain and his black first lieutenant. Goddammit, the story writes itself!
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  7170. I'm British and I chastise where it's deserved. The core royals do a great job. Some of the hangers-on are just dreadful.
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  7171.  @lambertbutler20deck  Six more kids in the underground dungeon. Probably.
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  7172. Technically speaking: We be f*cked. Sad.
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  7173.  @BetyarPali  Find the video where Lori claims homicides are trending down. She's criticised by Newsmax and relies with, "No no no no no". Search YouTube for "Family Guy stubborn as a mule". An identical "No no no no no". Somebody should combine both clips in the same video.
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  7174. You mean... this wasn't actually real? I assumed it was a fly-on-the-wall observational piece.
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  7175. Many people in the countryside are refugees, expelled from cities by the ethnic cleansing.
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  7176. @happytimes6113 Has Diane claimed he was b14ck yet?
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  7177. I recall Muhammed Ali in a BBC TV interview with Parkinson, about 50 years ago. Ali disliked the ne-word and only wanted the bl-word. These days we're only allowed to use the Afr- Amer-term. (Can't use the whole words or my reply might be cancelled.) In the same interview, Ali said he disliked the word "coloured". He said, "You Wight people have pink skin, red lips, blue eyes and yellow hair and YOU call ME coloured!" (S'cuse my 5pelling again.)
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  7178. Drinking Bud implies a man might be gay. Nah, I'll drink something else instead.
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  7179. I'm a hotelier who's had lots of mould. Here's how to get rid of it: 1.) Wash the affected area with multipurpose cleaner or sugar soap. 2.) Wash the area with bleach. 3.) Squirt anti-mould solution over the affected area. 4.) Apply three layers of anti-mould emulsion. If the child's parents were too fooking bone-idle to spend a tenner and wipe off the mould, it's their own stupid fault. Nothing to do with waycism. More like laziness.
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  7180. Captain Smith on the Titanic was as optimistic as Rishi.
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  7181. CRESSIDA: "What's the best way to heighten my approval ratings?" PRITI: "Say what they want to hear and do the exact opposite". CRESSIDA: "Does that work?" PRITI: "it's ALWAYS worked, and the stupid population can't see it". PATEL + DICK: "Hahahahaha (maniacal laugh)".
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  7182. Same with MPs.
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  7183.  Ben P  Regardless of whether the murderer is Muslim or an equally f*cked-up Nazi, what concerns me is that the BBC deliberately withholds and shapes its news so as to provide its own interpretation.
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  7184.  @Izzy01711  Not at the time I left my first comment. The BBC was still linking the attack to far right extremism, and failing to report the Muslim link which was being widely reported elsewhere.
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  7185. @Ian 7777 Thankyou. Nice to see a fair comment here. Too much of YouTube is nasty name-calling. I am critical of the BBC's reporting. Islamic, far right and every other kind of terrorism is to be condemned.
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  7186.  @tommaguzzi1723  Harry Enfield's TV show. Wayne and Waynetta Slob. Waynetta always wanted a brown baby.
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  7187.  @liltrooper.j  Nothing wrong with Jamaican or Scottish names. But inventing names by picking random letters out of a hat is just numpty. Laquegia, Tyrophonia, Sasqutchia, Crahnanium, there I've just invented four new names.
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  7188.  @stephfoxwell4620  True. I've spent my entire life searching for castle Anthrax. Despite the peril.
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  7189.  @stecurrell5863  Funny how the World Cup was won by the whitest team in the competition.
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  7190. Nah. We'll still be allowed to fart, but we'll be taxed for it.
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  7191.  @Fahrenheit451.  These are the same people as would claim Charles Dickens and William Shakespeare were black.
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  7192. As a white heterosexual male, I am the most hated person on planet Earth. My memorials are toppled. My places of worship are burned. My race is regarded as guilt-laden. My accomplishments are derided. Watch as civilisation collapses across the globe without me.
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  7193. Some of your comments are misplaced, Styx. Queen Elizabeth was a girl in WW2 and met Ike when he was still a soldier. She's met every POTUS since. Her level of stored wisdom is phenomenal.
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  7194. Wouldn't be allowed a general release today. Too many w height people. No subplot about transgender aircrew seeking acceptance in a homophobic environment.
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  7195. Farage got Brexit over the line. Boris is the careerist, opportunist prick who was in the right place and the right party at the right time.
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  7196. All of them will invite their extended families to join them.
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  7197.  @HiddenEvilStudios  I wanna buy the special edition DVD of "Downfall". Where AH boards a submarine for his new life in Argentina.
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  7198. Biden sees his own reflection in a mirror and thinks, "I don't know that guy, but he looks like a loser and I'll keep away from him".
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  7199. Biden's got it. He keeps the spare ballot papers inside it.
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  7200.  @two_tier_gary_rumain  Also R of P.
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  7201.  @RoganGunn  Thanks! Still 5 replies, yours and Mrs. Hancock's are visible, I don't know whether mine will remain.
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  7202.  @enough345  Agreed, but not here.
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  7203. Haha!
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  7204.  @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle  "We come in peace! Do not run! Ack-ack-ack!" No, sorry, that's the Martians.
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  7205.  @nickryder9669  Doesn't matter whether George was ever here. He was accepted by the English as a hero because of his Christian courage. Similarly, lions aren't native to England but they symbolise strength and valour.
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  7206. A D A M S M I T H > karl marx.
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  7207. Monty Python's re-enactment of The Battle of Pearl Harbor. It's on YouTube - go search. As re-enacted by the Townswomen's Guild.
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  7208.  @SteveWilsonGU1  I haven't trusted Jesus since He tried to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  7209.  @bodyer2120  I suspect V M works for the BBC.
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  7210.  @savannahglebe5165  I'd love to do that, or the Royal Navy can capture and return every migrant and their vessels. This would introduce problems with the RN entering French waters, but hiring a FRENCH company to tow the dinghies back to France should be easy-peasy.
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  7211.  @vendomnu  Failure to employ Andrew is a litmus test.
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  7212.  @evaflowervines9520  THANKS FOR YOUR REPLY! My comments are frequently deleted by YT's algorithms, and I'm surprised when any remain visible.
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  7213. I yearn for the days when I could trust the British establishment.
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  7214.  @KCA_7  Please don't assume I'm R-ist with my question. I'm W, my wife is east Asian, our son is halfnhalf.
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  7215.  @sandeepr2087  Sailor was regarded by those who fought at his side as the greatest BoB leader of them all. In North Africa and the Med, the South African Pat Pattle was regarded by his men as the greatest leader. Both men were contemptuous of the British class system. Robert Shaw's character in this movie is based on Malan ("Cut out the 'sir' "). Pattle ensured his sergeant pilots and officers all messed together, contrary to RAF regulations. I recommend the Wiki biography of Keith Park, the New Zealander who started as an Army private and received his commission in the field at Gallipoli.
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  7216. Nobody would've noticed covid in the middle ages. A disease with a survival rate of more than 98.97%. With an average age at death of 82. And the 21st century western world locked itself down because...?
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  7217.  @kristofevo  Agreed. And a serf is a Serb. Similar root words.
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  7218.  @narcosniper78  I want Steven Toast to speak in defence of Salman Rushdie. (Confused persons might search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  7219. Here in the UK, the BBC's morning coverage mostly dealt with the fly on Pence's head.
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  7220. Did the remains of the stone-age woman have a bone through her nose?
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  7221.  @ThePalaeontologist  Nice to read your detailed account. The Russians and the Germans suffered catastrophic mutinies. The French mutiny was nearly catastrophic, but the British held the line. The British didn't mutiny until AFTER the war, when they said (paraphrased) "F*ck this, we've won the war, now let's just f*ckin' go home".
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  7222.  @sheevpalpatine2128  At home, he's got a swimming pool containing ill-tempered sea bass with laser beams strapped to their heads.
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  7223.  @imrangul6750  I believe so too. Something like this happened in Australia, just over 50 years ago. What's required is for a group of very senior figures (admirals, police chiefs, respected cross-party elder statesmen) to have a sit-down chat with Her Majesty's governor in Canada.
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  7224.  @Kit_Bear  That would make too much sense. Perhaps they should also demand reparations from the west African countries which sold their ancestors to the Arabian middlemen.
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  7225. I'd like the military to step in but they're so woke and so weak they'd support ees lamb.
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  7226. WOW! Correct.
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  7227.  @daviddiggens8841  Cos samurais were kangs n sheet innit.
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  7228. "Right on this one"? Diane can't count that high.
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  7229. Creating beauty is hard work.
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  7230. Every PJW video is a masterpiece.
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  7231.  @chasleask8533  Don't dare ask your Non Doctor if it's bl4ck.
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  7232. Our government despises us.
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  7233. Hey Styx - Please look up the story of Alex Belfield, the British YouTuber who's been banned from YouTube. Alex requested dirty secrets about the BBC via the UK's Freedom of Information Act, so the deep state went ballistic. The BBC sent the police to smash down his door, seize his equipment, ransack his house, arrest him and STRIP SEARCH him on the accusation that he was hiding bomb-making equipment... presumably in his back passage. If the b*stards can come for Alex and for Rudi, they'll come for you next.
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  7234. As a fellow Ray, I agree with you, Ray.
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  7235. I miss the era when the BEST quality manufacturers put little metal clips on the lids.
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  7236. I thought James Franco was the duck from the movie, "Ted".
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  7237.  @MS-Patriot2  Oh you're so naive! I wish you were right.
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  7238. Asteroid coming soon. Yippee!
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  7239. Yeah well Khan's a Muslim. What would you expect?
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  7240. I refuse to fund a corporation which seeks my ethnic displacement.
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  7241. You're a poet and don't know it.
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  7242. I hope Shamima returns to the UK. Providing it's only her head in a bucket.
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  7243. Owen Jones, the Peoples' Poet.
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  7244. As soon as Hitler annexed Austria, he sent a team to grab and destroy all of his records from when he was declined for conscription for the Austrian army.
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  7245.  @500dollarjapanesetoaster8  Send the migrants to Rwanda. The people of Rwanda are starving, and migrants taste like pork. I see no downside to this.
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  7246. As a Cornishman, I feel excluded.
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  7247.  @lonalxaia  More than a hundred nasty people attended. We know it was over one hundred. Diane counted them on the fingers of one hand.
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  7248. Had a sniff of coke before the ceremony.
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  7249. If that's an obscure reference, search "Monty Python Spanish Inquisition Part 1".
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  7250.  @dhalsim-1  Robots in McD's in the US will be a good idea. Fewer humans getting shot.
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  7251.  @azeez8399  I don't know, but he was a Labour Party (equiv. Democrat) member and activist. Persons within his family are fellow-Labour activists, including town councillors.
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  7252.  @robkeeleycomposer  Agreed. Hislop probably gets paid far more by the BBC than he could ever earn at Private Eye. He also gets commissioned for BBC TV documentaries, and publishes a book on the back of it. Hislop is now a paid member of the establishment. Not even controlled opposition.
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  7253.  @lonalxaia  Gordon was sacked by Philip and never worked again. Gordon could only earn a living by performing acts of gross indecency with strangers in public toilets. Eventually Gordon died of a drugs overdose. Philip was too "busy" to attend Gordon's funeral. I recall the news images of the sad procession, with Basil Brush and Roland Rat carrying Gordon's sad little coffin.
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  7254. If they identified as transgender, they'd receive a carnival.
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  7255. We need our own Battle of Cable Street.
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  7256. Not heard of this yet. Diversity again?
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  7257.  @87stevan  Agreed. We didn't import them. But it happened on our watch. Because we assumed we could trust the importers.
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  7258.  @trolleriffic  Did you see Rishi's silly TV speech yesterday? The Titanic's Captain Smith blaming the passengers. "Everything will be lovely if we all hold hands, think about fluffy cuddly bunnies and sing nice songs in harmony. That'll stop our vessel from sinking, right?"
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  7259. A week ago in Ireland, a person of the peaceful religion castrated and murdered two gay Christians. Not much about it in the media. Imagine if a white Christian did the same to Muslims.
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  7260.  @Jester-Riddle  Yeah, and Sasha Johnson was shot in the head at a party at 3am 'cos waycism n sheet. Blame whitey.
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  7261.  @gail2698  No territory in the world is more blood-soaked than the land between Sinai and the Levant. Almost makes me think trying to mix cultures is a bad idea.
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  7262.  @jamesbarton1969  A wise and truthful man will never be allowed to gain office.
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  7263. I've distrusted the Chinese ever since Mr. Washee-Washee stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  7264. Lovely car. I'd be terrified to own one.
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  7265.  @Jezza_One  BASIL: "You started it". GUEST: "No we did not". BASIL: "Yes you did. You invaded Poland".
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  7266.  @a.y.t.a.s.494  Neither the French nor the British were disappointed by Germany helping Franco, because Stalin's USSR was a greater danger. The British and French also sat on their hands during German re-armament, because otherwise Stalin's forces could've moved into an unarmed Germany with ease. A similar situation to the UK, US & France rearming West Germany after WW2.
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  7267. FUTURAMA: FRY: "I thought the world would be suffering global warming". LEELA: "It did, but it was countered by the nuclear winter".
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  7268.  @milesarcher.  17 million fook offs. I want to hear it on BBC Radio 2! Oh I forgot...
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  7269.  @grahamo22  OK pedant, "The area of western Europe, part of which is today known as Greece, was occupied by the Ottoman Empire, from which the modern state of Turkey is descended". Happy now?
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  7270. There aren't enough white women in the men's Olympics 100 metre squad.
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  7271.  @writestuff8180  We should crowd fund a chauffer for Harry. Maybe a drunk Frenchman who likes to drive through twisty tunnels at twice the speed limit at night without a seatbelt.
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  7272. ADAM SMITH > karl marx.
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  7273.  @eva-maex8640  I left a reply to you here yesterday, which has inexplicably been deleted. I related that homosexuality was compulsory in ancient Sparta, but the men were super-tough. Perhaps YouTube is messing with my comments. I hope nobody falsely reported my comment as offensive. No part of my comment was hateful or equivalent.
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  7274. @jon b Correct, people have indeed died with covid, but 92% of them already had a serious condition (heart problem, cancer etc,.) and the average age at death is 82. Given the fact that most people of that age already have a life-threatening condition, the demographic of the vulnerable is very tiny. Most would've died of the flu if they'd got that instead.
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  7275.  @edcarson3113  I click on "Replies" and yours disappears. It's hard to know what part of your sensible comment triggered the algorithms. Hitler murdered 7,000,000 in his death camps. Stalin murdered 26,000,000 in his gulags. Mao murdered 50,000,000, but Diane Abbott said Mao did a lot of good.
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  7276.  @peteh7966  Is that you, Clem?
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  7277.  @everest867  No, Andrew is NOT racist. Diane Abbott has said FAR worse racist things than Andrew ever did. And I laugh at her as well. (That's not racist. I'd still laugh at Diane's f*ckwittery, even if she was a blue-eyed blond.)
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  7278. I left a comment here two minutes ago. I've returned and it's gone.
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  7279.  @Soli_Deo_Gloria_.  God definitely exists and He's made of spaghetti.
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  7280.  @googleandsusansucks  Jesus was a real person but he wasn't the Messiah, he was a very naughty boy. Jesus was a ship's carpenter and a pirate missionary of the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He got drunk at the marriage party at Canaan and threw tables around in the Temple, both typical pirate behaviour. The feeding of the five thousand was accomplished via fish sauce and pasta, a kind of pot noodle which is the only way it could be achieved. Both the Romans and the Jews regarded Pastafarianism as a threat to their own established religions, hence the illegal arrest and unlawful execution of Jesus. Understand this and it all makes sense.
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  7281.  @j74s98  I've never been there but Flint, Michigan seems a good candidate if the death rate from drinking the water is anything to go by. As for jokes - Typing is easier than speaking, because my tongue is so far into my cheek. Funny how readily a devout, loving Christian will threaten me with eternal fire.
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  7282. Leave their hands glued together. That'll stop them w4nking for a couple of hours at least.
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  7283.  @ripvanwinkle2002  Not enough racism to go around, but I'm sure the graduate can invent some.
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  7284. I predict a Labour victory at the next general election. Not because Labour will get lots of votes, but because Tory voters will simply stay at home.
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  7285. If that's what black people want, I'll accept it.
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  7286.  @samfisher7953  Eye yam ruining out of weighs to spell my words so that my re plys romaine vizibubble.
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  7287. Fork handles? Nah, fork the BBC.
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  7288. Nice reference.
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  7289.  @ottosump3356  Yep.
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  7290.  @EnglishVeteran  Thank YOU for your reply! I'm not actually Cornish at all, but I often leave that comment when I see "English" 'cos it's funny. Sometimes I visit WW2 videos and comment, "I've never actually been to Berlin, but my Dad often flew over it during the war". Again: Untrue but funny.
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  7291.  @greatunwashed1856  Neither does Diane Abbott and she did OK.
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  7292. Thanks for your comment, ami Francais. Our governments hate us.
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  7293.  @jblasutavario9549  Brexit.
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  7294. I've seen your comments on two videos in as many minutes. Almost like you're using RDF Chain Home to find good videos, Spitty.
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  7295. Good idea. Same thing happened to the Cromwell Road house, formerly owned by Fred and Rose West.
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  7296. I've never bought Thatchers Cider before. I'll buy some today.
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  7297.  Fischgussus  You know nothing.
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  7298.  @mandylunn1949  How the eff did we suddenly become old? I think to myself, "I'm not old, I love Pink Floyd and watched The Young Ones". Then I remember that was decades ago.
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  7299.  @JohnJohnson-vd2hp  The Young Ones. Rik, Mike, Neil and Vivian singing in a lavatory. I like the sound of that.
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  7300. This dangerous career-criminal gangster could have put his hands up and surrendered. If so, he would have been arrested and imprisoned but alive. By now, he'd be out of prison and possibly living a normal life. Goodbye to bad rubbish.
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  7301.  @Nellywetlegs  Agreed about Boothby. Some of the letter-writing to Reggie Kray might be his Christian-kindness thing. I guess it'll all come out after Cliff pops his clogs.
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  7302.  @tomnicholson2115  I'd be delighted if the RNLI rescued the migrants and safely deposited them back on a French beach. End of problem. Transporting the migrants to the UK is the bad part.
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  7303.  @hetrodoxly1203  Plenty of different nationalities in the British campaign in north Africa. I recommend "Popski's Private Army", an autobiography of a chap who set up a reconnaissance unit similar to the SAS. He was a Belgian from a Russian Jewish family, who served in the French Army in WW1. He was an engineer in Egypt during the 1930s, and learned fluent English, German, Italian and Arabic for his work. He volunteered for the British Army in 1930, thinking his linguistic abilities and desert knowledge were useful. He was refused because Belgium was still neutral. He was admitted in 1940, and given command of an Arab regiment in the British Army. He realised that wasn't the best use of his talents, and formed a reconnaissance unit which also did hit-and-run attacks in the style of the LRDG. I can't spell the chap's name, but perhaps there's a Wiki page about him. There was also a Jewish unit in the British Army, particularly useful for getting behind German lines and wreaking havoc.
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  7304.  @vodaredhill1704  That's what Philip said. After he'd finished.
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  7305. Heroic. Good to see them working together. The smaller political parties should do the same.
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  7306. Nah, it's very diverse and mostly peaceful.
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  7307. Socrates and Billy the Kid declared Sigmund Freud was a geek.
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  7308. Somebody needs to rewrite the New Testament. It's got a story about a bloke who's falsely arrested, whipped, NAILED to a cross, stabbed with a spear and dies in agony. Let's rewrite it so that Jesus, Pilate, Judas and Mary Magdalene sit cross-legged in a circle, discuss their differences, drink some tea and give each other backrubs. That'll improve the story, right?
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  7309.  @noelward8047  Siss temm ick way sism.
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  7310.  @janmargaret7972  No copyright. Please repeat widely.
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  7311. Eeh but when I were a lad, I'd be thrashed to sleep with a broken bottle after a fifteen mile walk 'ome from school. When I say 'ome, it were only a shoe box in middle t'road, but we regarded ourselves as lucky.
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  7312. 50 years ago, Doug and Dinsdale Piranha kept their manor peaceful by nailing heads to the floor. At least Hell's Grannies had some kind of ethical values.
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  7313. A Parisian brown petty criminal gets shot in a police stop: Result: Massive anti-white riots. Little Parisian white girl raped, murdered and stuffed in a suitcase by brown people: Result: Forgiveness, look the other way.
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  7314. This year I listened to Keef instead of the Queen.
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  7315.  @1312Johnny  I heard your comment in the voice of Rik from The Young Ones.
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  7316.  @shoutingmuteness3902  Not funny.
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  7317. The Conservative Party has moved to the left of Labour.
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  7318.  @spitfiremark1a768  Hey Spitty - You might like to revisit this chat, and read the comment from nut butter, in which he claims the RAF bombed and killed German civilians BEFORE the Luftwaffe had bombed Britain. I've left a reply and set him straight, about how the RAF did indeed bomb Kriegsmarine DOCKYARDS from '39 before switching to leaflets over cities. You and I have chatted about this stuff before, I know you've got knowledge to impart.
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  7319. I loved their snail T-shirts.
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  7320. We don't all speak like Stewie Griffin. Not all Yanks speak like Yosemite Sam.
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  7321. Imagine Ramsey going to a restaurant which is filled with rats. OWNER: "I leave the door open and food on the floor and I don't know how to stop them coming". RAMSEY: "Well just shut the effin door and don't offer them inducements!" Next I want Ramsey to tackle the cross-ch4nne1 foogees.
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  7322.  @edmundblackaddercoc8522  Mostly peaceful trying to rip the royal standard off the coffin.
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  7323. Probably.
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  7324. I want Andrew to stand for Parliament. He won't win a seat, but he'll have a great time and so will we.
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  7325.  @hmq9052  Supermarkets need people to collect trollies from the car park. My son is eleven. I'm happy if he goes to a uni, but only if it actually trains him for a profession. Otherwise I prefer him to become a plumber or an electrician.
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  7326.  @bbcfakenews9677  Years at university, tens of thousands in debt for a soft arts degree which qualifies them for NOTHING. Can't change a wheel on a car. Can't clean a bedroom without their mummy's help. But, hey - a sense of self-entitlement goes a long way.
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  7327.  @psychogoreman198  The USA has joggers. The UK has the Religion of Peace.
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  7328.  @CliveAdlam-yn8uz  Started long before Bliar.
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  7329. I'd like Clarkson as Doctor Who. With Hamster and the captain as his sidekicks. Which is the fastest - a Dalek, a Silurian or a Cyberman? Only one way to find out. After the Stig stops sucking moisture from ducks, get him to test them around the track.
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  7330. @sandpiper9288 The police and armed forces owe allegiance to the monarch. Our future depends on whether a future monarch sides with the British people. Or decides he'll best maintain his family's wealth and power by accepting the religion of peace. The Caliphate of Britainistan.
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  7331. I've been rewatching Jacob Bronowski's "The Ascent of Man" on the TV. The only BBC stuff worth watching is from previous decades. Bronowski was a Polish Jew, born 1908, who came to Britain at the age of ten. Brilliant scientist. Did excellent work in selecting targets for Bomber Command in WW2. If people respect our culture and contribute in fighting our enemies, I won't complain.
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  7332. Bidet can't count the number of zeros in that figure.
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  7333.  jhőn fráncísz  my peanuts is pretty gud az well
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  7334.  Burnt Herb  People who say that are rejoicing at the destruction of their culture, civilisation and blood-line.
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  7335. 1 FIRST! 'Cos I used my siss temm ick Wight privilege, claims the BBC. Probably.
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  7336. Coppers do worse than that to Tommy when he's eating breakfast.
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  7337. Soon every store window will be boarded. Except the Turkish barbers.
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  7338. Only unicycles should be allowed. There, fixed.
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  7339. Diane Abbott can count that high on the fingers of one hand.
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  7340.  @buzz5695  If somebody set it on fire, would I be allowed to extinguish the flames by peeing on it?
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  7341. I learned to read via the works of Captain W. E. Johns.
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  7342.  @georgehetty187  Don't mention that dreadful ham in my presence.
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  7343.  @donnyskinglongliveme  Correct. So the race extremists say, "Let's make Tolkien's characters black". My response: "Let's have Nelson Mandela played by Laurence Fox".
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  7344.  @jadasmith1977  No. Birmingham's electorate is less than 50% white, and falling. The white population remains about 50/50, but only if you include non-Brits who aren't on the electoral register.
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  7345.  @sirgamezalot2623  The official figures lie. If you have a stroke, it'll take nine hours for an ambulance to reach you. This increases the number of people who DON'T die in hospital.
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  7346. Chaucer couldn't venture through Canterbury without being fined for transgressing the ULEZ zones.
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  7347. Damned good idea. And an audience-magnet.
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  7348.  @dinoboss1948  Dying in a TVR is cool. Dying in a Daewoo Matiz isn't.
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  7349. And amazingly, your TV still works every bit as good as it did before.
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  7350. Males have willies. Females don't. But Keir Starmer doesn't know this.
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  7351. If this happened on Spooner Street in Quahog, it would be funny.
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  7352. Like Epstein, South Africa didn't kill itself. Others forced it to kill itself.
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  7353. Voicing dislike shouldn't be defined as h eight. But here we are.
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  7354. Strangely, the movie "Forbidden Planet" (the sci fi inspiration behind Roddenberry's Star Trek) is based upon Shakespeare's "The Tempest".
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  7355. If the Tory government did indeed adopt 1930s German policies, I might actually vote for them.
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  7356. I've sometimes left a comment which imitates the signage above the Nazi death camps: You know, about something making you free. I replace the German word for "work" with the German word for "vaccination". At some point, somebody has falsely reported my comment as hate speech. YouTube recognises my phrasing, and now whenever I post it, YT immediately deletes the comment. It's almost as if we're living in a dictatorship.
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  7357. Can you see my comment? I wonder if this one has been cancelled as well.
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  7358. Only 39% of London's electorate is ethnically British. What would you expect?
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  7359. I'm white British, and within a couple of decades, I will be an ethnic minority in my own country.
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  7360. Same here in the UK.
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  7361. The anti-Boris vote was an attempted putsch. Dump Boris, reverse Brexit. That's the exact phrase used by Tobias Ellwood MP. I don't like Boris any more than anyone reading this, but understand why this vote took place.
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  7362.    My comments, or my embodiment in the TV series "Toast"? I used to be Dennis Moore (as seen in Monty Python) but my comments were reported as hate speech. YouTube banned me.
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  7363. To observe 19th century manners, I recommend the movie, "Kind Hearts and Coronets". Of course those manners ONLY applied to specific social strata.
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  7364.  @rage-quit69  Penguins attended the Jan 6th insurrection.
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  7365. YES!
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  7366. Good point.
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  7367. I'm looking forward to the movie.
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  7368. I'm pleased I clicked on "Read More".
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  7369.  @electriclightlynnetrex6346  Yep. Sickening.
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  7370. Rishi is like the Nazis at the Nuremberg trials in 1946. "I did nothing wrong, I vas only following ze orders from ze high command". That's OK, I'll still laugh as they dance on a rope as they hang on the gallows.
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  7371.  @Sandwich13455  I still dunno what it means. But I'm not a librarian.
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  7372. It's OK, Harry's ghostwriter is Brian Griffin.
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  7373. Better to be sunny than shite.
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  7374.  @VVabsa  We are falling together.
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  7375. Bring back Jon Pertwee! He's not actually dead. As his coffin was lowered into the ground, there was a strange noise and it disappeared. The REAL Doctor is on the other side of the galaxy, righting wrongs and protecting the innocent from alien invaders. We need to send him a message: Please return, you're needed in Khan's London.
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  7376. Keep up the good attitude, Amanda. Perhaps you've heard of the YouTuber, Mahyar Tousi. A better Brit than most Britons. Not just a Brit, but an Iranian and a true citizen of the world.
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  7377. This video deserves a wider audience.
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  7378.  @Sametribeeverytime  You've used the W-word. Somebody's falsely reported some of my comments under the pretence of h-speech. Whenever I use the W-word, the Al Gore rhythms remember my phrasing and cancel my comment.
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  7379.  @Mythrilsteel  A story in the newspapers today, about a bloke who was diagnosed with having a cancerous tumour in his w1lly. It was amputated, whereupon a biopsy discovered the diagnosis had been mistaken and there was nothing wrong with it. Clap for the NHS, yay. I'd rather lose a leg than my w1lly.
    4
  7380. Yeah, but Al Sharpton claims that's because of your white privilege n slavery n racism n sheet.
    4
  7381.  @gerberjoanne266  My neighbours were nice people. I feel sorry for people who've never tasted a bacon sandwich.
    4
  7382. BENDER RODRIGUEZ : "Destroy all humans!"
    4
  7383. @Sam Black Calvin is the PM we need but will never get.
    4
  7384.  @Rowlph8888  I've frequently heard Yanks refer to the British as "Brits" and also "Britishers". They're not mutually exclusive. I get annoyed when people refer to "England" instead of "Britain".
    4
  7385. Flawless.
    4
  7386.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  I've just watched a TV documentary about band groupies from the late 1960s, who specialised in getting plaster casts of their rock idols' willies: Jimi Hendrix and so on. Beware of gals wearing kaftans who ask you to come back to their squat with them to get plastered.
    4
  7387. I haven't read a comic since my last "Commando" book at the age of 12. But I see the appeal.
    4
  7388. arr yew also nown as jhon? You no whoo.
    4
  7389.  @booshting3520  Correct. All of these policies are designed to fail. "Don't blame us - we tried very hard and spent £billions!"
    4
  7390. Plenty of cops at Speakers Corner, arresting white OAPs for free speech.
    4
  7391. Diversity yay!
    4
  7392.  @Rusty-Hinge  All the dolls emerged from custody with broken noses and bruised faces. The cops claimed the dolls accidentally fell down the stairs.
    4
  7393.  @Enclavefakesoldier  King Charles won't care, providing his family firm provides the hereditary caliph.
    4
  7394.  @stanettiels7367  I've never noticed Brandi Love. I don't look at their names. I'll get a box of Kleenex and see what the fuss is about.
    4
  7395.  @Celtictribes  Blame Trump, the English countryside, Enoch, Horatio Nelson, HM the Queen, mathematics...
    4
  7396.  @jessicali8594  Here in the UK, mail-in voting is widely-abused by the Labour Party (equiv. Democrats). Muslim Labour activists going door-to-door saying, "Sign this and we'll vote for on your behalf".
    4
  7397.  @freezatron  Hahaha! No really, she was really called Kerry Hunt. Her parents must've been idiots.
    4
  7398.  @stevetodd7030  Could be! Or maybe the Scrapbook.
    4
  7399. I replied to you a couple of hours ago, but it's gone.
    4
  7400. Damned true, Linda. Your short sentence absolutely nails it.
    4
  7401.  @jimjiminyjaroo300  Don't imagine all pro-Brexit voters are Tory. Plus the BBC hasn't been impartial for a very long time.
    4
  7402.  @markjeffery7319  THANKS! I got confused with "Britain First".
    4
  7403.  @markjeffery7319  THANKS! My error. Corrected & edited now.
    4
  7404. RICHARD IV > charles III
    4
  7405.  @harryparsons2750  As a Pastafarian, I don't care.
    4
  7406.  @mikecampos1193  There's no dishonour in getting beaten by the Brits. A bit like the England football (soccer) team, getting beaten by Brazil, or losing a penalty shootout against Germany. Shit happens when you come up against a better opponent.
    4
  7407. Nice to see Dom becoming a regular. I want Dom to sing us a funny song about this.
    4
  7408. ...but who pulls Blair's strings?
    4
  7409. No. Nigel isn't a politician. Nigel is a real man.
    4
  7410. True, but nobody has betrayed the UK more than the Tories. We can expect Labour to betray the working class, but I never believed the Tories could do the same to the entire country.
    4
  7411.  @lapamful  KC should remember how it turned out for the last King Charles who betrayed his country.
    4
  7412. @Ben Woodcock Thirded.
    4
  7413. The cops wanted to raid Andrew Lawrence's house but the got the wrong Laurence.
    4
  7414.  @clivebaxter6354  And no YouTube!
    4
  7415. I misread the title as "burns her budgies" and became enraged.
    4
  7416. Jussie says this man is innocent. Jussie witnessed Donald Trump doing it.
    4
  7417.  @flamestoyershadowkill  "Wait 'til Your Father Gets Home" from the mid-70s.
    4
  7418. Perhaps YouTube disapproves of comments hostile to the 11th century's governing regime.
    4
  7419.  @proudsaiyanprince2651  I'm starting to respect Putin. Both Putin and the failed Austrian painter did lots of very bad things as well. But if I could cherrypick their policies, some would be worth retaining.
    4
  7420.  @caralho5237  You're easily triggered. I've done more political stuff over past decades than you could imagine. Always for what I now regard as the Uniparty. My loyalty to people who despise my values was misplaced.
    4
  7421.  @double_0_delta158  Ken marries Barbie and works as an assassin for the Russian Mafia, under the alias of John Wick. Barbie buys Ken a puppy dog and dies. What happens next?
    4
  7422.  @dianeabbottsfootwearassist  I enjoy my weekends even more because of names like yours.
    4
  7423.  @eaglerider1826  I'm British and in the UK. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND OUR GOD-EMPEROR. Keep your weapons clean and available for immediate use.
    4
  7424.  @steviethompson1746  Leftists say, "Agree with me and you're reasonable. Oppose ANYTHING I say or write and you're to the far right of Attila the Hun". What it actually means is that the leftist has a very tiny pen 15 and can't hold his own in a discussion.
    4
  7425. Next year, M&S will hire the BLM activist Sasha Johnson as the face of their Christmas ads. Maybe.
    4
  7426. A French civil war? Very confusing. Who would surrender first?
    4
  7427.  @Metalhead_D  Is that you, Clem?
    4
  7428. I misread the title as "Dead Monkey" and expected something else.
    4
  7429. I didn't trust Boris Johnson to defund and privatise the BBC. I don't trust Nadhim Zahari to pay his taxes. I don't trust Rishi to stop the cross-channel invasion. I don't trust the BBC to tell us the truth about anything.
    4
  7430. I wanna see a movie with an alternative timeline. Jewish Russian Hitler overthrows Lenin, leads the Soviet Union in a war against Poland and Germany.
    4
  7431. Albania is infamous for creating gangsters.
    4
  7432.  @IBTU  This comment needs to be repeated widely.
    4
  7433. The ship was presumably heading towards or from Rome. The shape of the amphora (jars) is always unique to the region of origin. Certainly trading within the Roman world.
    4
  7434.  @vincentlefebvre9255  Douglas Bader had a German surname.
    4
  7435. I suspect Brian Griffin was the writer for this.
    4
  7436. @Johnny Alucard Don't worry, the Royal Family will happily convert and become sultans of the caliphate.
    4
  7437. My wife is east Asian. Our son is halfnhalf. I leave comments to the effect that displacing native Brits in the UK bodes ill for the future. I receive h8ful replies accusing me of R-ism. From people who despise and h8 every facet of British culture and values.
    4
  7438. MUHAMMED ALI: "Helping people is the rent we pay for our room on this Earth".
    4
  7439.  @edwardburroughs1489  True. Not a great general, but a great man, so it's said. The Revolution was more like a civil war than a war between two different nations. Unfinished business from the English civil war of the mid-1600s. Many Brits firmly supported the American rebels, as with former PM, Pitt the Elder.
    4
  7440. I can't trust Him since I saw how he tried to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  7441. I'm surprised he can read his autocue so eloquently whilst his pants are on fire.
    4
  7442. I just made the same comment, and then Andrew said his own line.
    4
  7443. Everyone who buys a licence is funding the propaganda for their own replacement.
    4
  7444.  @TulkasMight  The more I witness of the collapse of western civilisation, the more I respect Vladimir Putin.
    4
  7445. Abradolf Linkler. (Rick and Morty reference.)
    4
  7446.  @durhamfox5271  Most touchers & feelers are naughty numpties, but you're right, it depends on who's doing it. Forgive me for making obscure references, but the comedian Benny Hill played this kind of harmless toucher. Same with Les Dawson's character, Cosmo Smallpiece, But if somebody looked like Mike Tyson or Tyson Fury, I too would ignore it and get off at the next stop.
    4
  7447. Biden blames Brandon.
    4
  7448. 90% of these victims would've died if they'd caught influenza instead. 82 is the average age of death from covid. 92% of people who die from covid already had a pre-diagnosed condition such as cancer. That's a very narrow band of vulnerable people who need to isolate more rigidly. The rest of us need to get back to work. The lockdown will kill more people than covid ever could.
    4
  7449. Advice for us all: Never go into dangerous areas (such as ANY part of London) without a Gurkha.
    4
  7450.  @METALFREAK03  I want more jokes on the BBC, about Betty, the baby Jessica and the cat doing a whoopsie on the carpet. And fewer jokes about throwing acid into a politician's face and killing white people.
    4
  7451.  @saltburner2  The BBC today would revile the Pythons as an example of institutional racism and white privilege, having attended the most prestigious and white universities in the land.
    4
  7452. He should bring his dog.
    4
  7453.  @SajjadKhan-cl3yf  The failed Austrian painter enrolled Muslims into his army. There was a Muslim Waffen SS division. As in 1939 - 1945, Sikhs and Brits should unite against our common foe.
    4
  7454.  @colinmorgan2737  Hanging, drawing and quartering.
    4
  7455. Dean Stockwell played "Kim", in the movie with Errol Flynn.
    4
  7456. Can it still be bought? I want a copy.
    4
  7457.  Mer Der  Thanks! I've got books about infantry tactics. I guess they're illegal too.
    4
  7458.  @brettpalfrey4665  Lots of sensible, reasoned views here. I regard Dowding and Park as heroic commanders, but even Park made errors. Park became an ace on Bristol Fighters during the Great War. The Boulton & Paul Defiant was the modern equivalent of the Brisfit. The Defiant was misused in 11 Group, where it was shot to pieces. The Defiant would have been better used in the north, where it could have taken on bombers without interference from 109s. It's f*ckin' easy to be wise after the event.
    4
  7459.  @Azureecosse  I applaud Rishi for reading his autocue so eloquently whilst his pants are on fire.
    4
  7460. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    4
  7461. ,,, agreed but Andrew does it much better than you or I ever could.
    4
  7462. I heard your comment in the voice of Hank Hill. As a brit, I'd sooner live in Arlen, Texas than in Springfield or Quahog.
    4
  7463. Jus huntin fo chocolates.
    4
  7464. I replied here two days ago but Skynet has deleted it.
    4
  7465. Drowning Street.
    4
  7466.  @weblightstudio8215  Any day now, somebody will accuse Simon of inappropriate touching in 1965.
    4
  7467. Thanks, Stiggy! St. George was probably a Scot.
    4
  7468. I'd sooner entrust my baby to an NHS nurse than Eddie Izzard.
    4
  7469. I hope she doesn't.
    4
  7470.  @clivemortimore8203  These people are NOT refugees. They are economic migrants, who have already passed through several safe havens before reaching the Channel. It is legitimate to rescue illegal migrants and return them to their point of embarkation.
    4
  7471.  @williamtell6750  Genuine refugees in fear for their lives will get their women and old folk out of danger, before rescuing themselves. This defines the dinghy divers as economic migrants, not refugees. If they lack the correct visas, ship them back to their point of embarkation. Same as would happen to me if I landed in Australia without the correct paperwork.
    4
  7472. Marty took two trains simultaneously.
    4
  7473. Biden wanted to go but misread it as KFC.
    4
  7474.  @hindenpeter2.04  I love your name. My favourite Brian Griffin quote: "I'm not racist, I watch tons of black porn".
    4
  7475. GOOD NEWS: Perhaps Le Pen will win. BAD NEWS: Perhaps she'll issue free dinghies to every migrant.
    4
  7476.  @Tarteh  No. Revealing the persecution against heterosexual white males helps to stiffen resolve. Our backs are to the wall. We're in the last ditch. Should we allow our own annihilation, or resist it?
    4
  7477.  @christian779  No. It has indeed happened in Rotherham. One Labour MP told the parents to "shut up for the sake of diversity". The authorities specifically refused to intervene, because doing so would invite the accusation of racism and the destruction of their careers. If this is new to you, please do a few searches.
    4
  7478.  @Daimo83  We need a different electoral system. If we'd used the first-past-the-post system for the Euros, UKIP couldn't have won a single seat and we'd still be in the EU. NONE of the changes we require can be implemented under our current system.
    4
  7479.  @nbandpinportugal  Yes. Tragic.
    4
  7480. My favourite funny videos: 1.) Dogs riding skateboards, 2.) Orang utans driving golf carts, 3.) Jeremy Corbyn founding a new left wing party.
    4
  7481. Jabba the Hubbott.
    4
  7482.  @wishingwell12345  Brian wrote "Faster Than the Speed of Love". He was Harry's ghost writer on "Spare". The publisher refused to accept Peter's chapters about The Bird.
    4
  7483. Well yeah they're fascist Nazi leaves. The BBC says so. Probably.
    4
  7484. Roadhouse.
    4
  7485. Damn that's so true.
    4
  7486.  @bnic9471  Fish stick... is that a South Park reference?
    4
  7487. You too?
    4
  7488.  @andyhobbs2812  I hate Toast.
    4
  7489.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Simon - you've posted this mistaken info several times before. The RAF bombed Kriegsmarine port targets as early as the first week of war. These were naval vessels and their oil storage, NOT German cities. The Wellingtons and Hampdens attacked in daylight for accuracy, received dreadful casualties and ceased daylight raids. Attacking NAVAL facilities in a city's NAVAL PORT isn't the same as bombing the actual city itself. Glance at the list of targets. Verify this for yourself. You're confusing targeting vessels and facilities in a PORT with area bombing. I'm one of your most dedicated and respectful admirers but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE cease making this claim because you've misunderstood what happened.
    4
  7490.  @stefanlaskowski6660  The word "fascist" simply comes from a bundle of sticks. One stick is breakable. A fascine of sticks isn't. Together we're stronger. Hence Mussolini selecting the word, and a bundle of sticks, as his party's name. Paul McCartney's Christmas hit, with the frogs singing "We all stand together", is literally fascist.
    4
  7491.  @da90sReAlvloc  "You can't fix stupid" - Somebody else.
    4
  7492. People forget that at the time of the suffragettes, most working class males were denied the vote as well. People wrongly believe that every male could vote and only women were denied the right.
    4
  7493. This is how you can tell she's not a white supremacist. People who spend time on a shooting range wouldn't miss.
    4
  7494.  @MB-lf8rm  Good idea! If I'm first, I'll be accused of using white privilege.
    4
  7495. UNFAIR. Prince Harry is a hero. Harry was injured in combat whilst fighting the Taliban. He killed so many on his video game, he got blisters on his fingers and thumbs. Also got blisters on the palms of his hands and repetitive strain wrist injury until he married.
    4
  7496.  @andrewsundell2502  In the 1970s, an episode of the BBC's prestigious "Horizon" science programme predicted the world would definitely run out of oil by 1990 and there would be no oil at all by 2000.
    4
  7497. Maybe FIRST 'cos I used my systemic white male heterosexual privilege. It's great, innit?
    4
  7498.  @Perun944  Greek? A bit like Prince Philip.
    4
  7499. I demand reparations from Italy, following their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia from the year 50 BC. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter.
    4
  7500. Me too.
    4
  7501. We Cornish dislike your assumption that the UK is entirely English.
    4
  7502. Lies, damned lies and obfuscation.
    4
  7503. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    4
  7504. Sorry, I haven't stopped laughing yet. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    4
  7505. Danke, gut freund. From a Tommy.
    4
  7506.  NPC# 8675309  As a Brit, I regard w*nking as indicative of freedom. I understand the EU wants to tax it, which is another good reason for demanding Brexit.
    4
  7507. LOTS OF LAUGHS AT MEMES ABOUT THE LEFT.
    4
  7508.  @OffGridInvestor  Hundreds of Assyrians with rubber dinghies arrive in Dover every week. What happens next?
    4
  7509. Gorillas near me.
    4
  7510. Somebody with a car channel (Jeff?) got into problems a couple of years ago. He referred to the Lesmo corner on an Italian circuit. His video was banned as h 8 speech. Somebody misheard it as an offensive word for women who love women.
    4
  7511.  @ronnygibbon  I click on "7 Replies". Only four are visible and yours disappears. You wrote something truthful which Skynet's algorithms class as hate speech.
    4
  7512. Communities? No. Individuals? Definitely, yes.
    4
  7513. I couldn't give a damn that Dan is gay. In fact, we need MORE broadcasters who are anti-woke, absolutely regardless of how they get their sex thrills.
    4
  7514. And the sad fact is... you've made an excellent point.
    4
  7515.  @zid_just_zid  "You have 20 seconds to comply. Or tickle me behind the ear until my leg twitches involuntarily".
    4
  7516. The bloke in the thumbnail looks like a leprechaun to me.
    4
  7517.  @eaw6590  Yes. I couldn't remember the exact quote. AFGHANISTAN: Where empires go to die. PORTLAND: Where white people go to die.
    4
  7518. Thanks, cousin. And I was moved when I read Donald Trump's kind and loving tribute to Her Majesty.
    4
  7519. More people would distrust the msm, except the msm keeps telling people the msm is trustworthy.
    4
  7520. The single most important TV documentary in world history is the Channel 4 programme, "Nigel Farage, Who Are You?" This single TV documentary undoubtedly swayed hundreds of thousands (perhaps millions) of voters into voting for Brexit. Channel 4 has put literally hundreds of its programmes on YouTube, but this specific programme is absent. I suspect Channel 4 realise they f*cked up big time.
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  7521. Jezza should've asked the Stig to apologise on his behalf. What would happen next?
    4
  7522. Agreed. The best defence of truth is to have a wide variety of sources.
    4
  7523. I'm still wondering why the coppers were digging-up Sturgeon's back garden. Maybe searching for the bones of children, whom Krankie had imprisoned in her sex-dungeon.
    4
  7524. Good point.
    4
  7525.  @hamishdempster5209  That was my understanding, and the Book's Wiki page appears to confirm it. Both definitions fit, so perhaps it was a deliberate 11th century pun.
    4
  7526. I'd rather be que*r than Islam*c. Thankfully I'm neither.
    4
  7527. I fart into bottles and use the gas for cooking my vegan meat pies.
    4
  7528. Why bother?
    4
  7529. Brilliant series. My parents bought me the book for Christmas.
    4
  7530. Agreed.
    4
  7531.  @slinkerdeer  Oh fork ing hell. What the eff.
    4
  7532. Hello from the UK.
    3
  7533.  @cbdude  JC has the same initials as Jesus Christ. Falsely accused, victimised, crucified. Then Jesus came back bigger than ever. Same with Jezza.
    3
  7534. Nigel has always needed to be very careful about being described as a dangerous nutter. I recall about ten years ago, when EVERY episode of "Have I Got News For You" had a hate-piece about Farage. Eventually Farage was invited on the show. He was mocked without mercy but laughed it off. Nigel could easily be cancelled like Tommy, he needs to seem mild despite any real inclinations.
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  7535. OLD GUY: "There's a storm coming". SARAH CONNOR: "I know".
    3
  7536. You could stay in his hotel...
    3
  7537.  @Cakegolem  No no no no no, if you contradict the intended narrative you're a far right waycist white supremacist. The Left's plan for your destruction is more important than rational objectivity.
    3
  7538. Thomas Sowell for POTUS.
    3
  7539.  @goldeneddie  All good, but it lacks the brevity of "Anglophobia". No offence intended towards Welsh, Scots or Ulster-folk.
    3
  7540.  @johnholmes5674  He'd happily allow Britain to become a caliphate. Providing his family provides the caliph.
    3
  7541. The channel Black Belt Barrister did an in-depth legal analysis of this event.
    3
  7542. Beware of the vicar. He might be a kiddy-fiddler or an elder-abuser.
    3
  7543.  @radforduniversity6424  There are residential districts with high legal gun ownership, zero shootings and almost no crime. Other districts have high ILLEGAL gun ownership, and a death-rate equivalent to the breakout from Normandy in 1944. Let's take guns away from law-abiding decent people. Yeah. Cue the reference to "my cold dead hand".
    3
  7544.  @martinboycott-brown1994  Good thinking.
    3
  7545. Diane Abbott claims this fire was caused by systemic racism.
    3
  7546. I refuse to fund a broadcaster which promotes my ethnic displacement.
    3
  7547.  @Dulk9  Weirdly, I click on Replies and yours disappears. Something in the harmless expression of your opinion triggered the bots.
    3
  7548. Lots of crossover of genres, but you're correct. Is "Galaxy Quest" sci fi, a comedy or an adventure movie?
    3
  7549.  @ldr540  Notice how none of the videos of this event are permitted to show the looters.
    3
  7550. Funny how "diversity" means "division" but it's supposed to mean inclusivity.
    3
  7551.  @silentmajority8365  Jussie witnessed the shooting. He says the shooter was an Amish guy wearing Trump regalia.
    3
  7552. Yubba-dubba DON'T!
    3
  7553. If the girl was white, nobody would've been told about this.
    3
  7554.  @harrybbbb  So... as normal. 2025 might be warm and wet. 2026 might be middling and dry. Variable and unexpected weather upset the invasion plans of King Philip of Spain, King Louis of France and Bonaparte. Every year is different. It's British weather. 5h1t happens.
    3
  7555. About 70% of Londoners are imported.
    3
  7556. Number One in distrust? I'm in the UK, and we're catching up.
    3
  7557.  @arsemyth8920  Emperor Covid has no clothes.
    3
  7558.  @Nora.........  The electoral system means Reform could get one third of the national vote without gaining a single seat. But the poo-hitting-the-fan effect on politics and the destruction of the Tories will create the change we need.
    3
  7559. I'm still waiting for Brexit to be implemented.
    3
  7560. It's impossible to carry out a military coup d'etat in the US. Instead you need: 1.) An electoral system which is easy to manipulate. 2.) Voting machines which are easy to hack. 3.) A mainstream media which is complicit and applauds the fraud. 4.) A candidate who's weak and ineffectual, who'll retire and allow dangerous tyrants to manipulate him. Despite the US's "right to bear arms" crap, you've witnessed an illegal coup d'etat in plain sight and you're doing NOTHING to stop it.
    3
  7561. Piers or Harry. Hard to know whom I detest the most.
    3
  7562.  @evenmoremax2540  Murdered his dog.
    3
  7563.  @isebellagilacova3833  Your perspective is different from mine, but I'm happy to take your word for it.
    3
  7564.  @WilhelmKarsten  Well yeah duh. Every aircraft of this era had a limited life expectancy. If you're criticising the Mosquito, you won't find many allies.
    3
  7565.  @owensmith7530  You are 100% correct. Lots of numpties on YouTube. Sometimes feeding them makes them hungrier.
    3
  7566.  @fritzwrangle-clouder6033  EXACTLY! Some people seem to believe the wrong side won.
    3
  7567. I refuse to fund a corporation which propagandises my ethnic displacement. Decline to pay for a TV licence.
    3
  7568.  johnsmith-xv5gy  What's the difference - Liebor or Con Artists?
    3
  7569.  @nanlog4303  Born in the US.
    3
  7570. Biden's nurse and carer don't want him to make any gaffs.
    3
  7571.  @bluelanterns2982  Is that you, Clem?
    3
  7572.  @carolebarker2195  You're right there.
    3
  7573. Your comment makes me think of Herbert from "Family Guy".
    3
  7574.  @barriegibson6411  YES!
    3
  7575. Another brick in the wall, collapsing because of air in the concrete.
    3
  7576. I'm pleased we can discuss these matters dispassionately, from a distance. 50 years ago, there was still a lot of anger. These days we can discuss WW2 with the same mindset as we'd discuss the battles in ancient Greece or Mesopotamia. Everyone who could possibly be blamed has long since left this earth.
    3
  7577. YAY!
    3
  7578.  @briancooper1412  Somewhere there's an Oxford professor of literature who was selected on the grounds of diversity, who's looking for a dictionary to find what the word "antonym" means.
    3
  7579.  @orsoncart802  Agreed. It's not incompetence. It's deliberate.
    3
  7580. Shut up Meg.
    3
  7581.  @David-yo5ws  YES! GREAT!
    3
  7582.  @supportingfire  Leftist self-loathing whites? Even funnier.
    3
  7583. @Jinxed Swashbuckler You mean... the ethnicity we're not allowed to mention?
    3
  7584.  @THX-ic8yw  THANKS! I now recall their other (previous?) youth paper was called "Spark", with a backwards "R". This was in '74.
    3
  7585.  @THX-ic8yw  Discussing this, I feel like a protestant in Tudor England who's admitting his friendship with Satanists. "Oh come on, Satan isn't as bad as people claim!" I feel the warmth of the fire as it's kindled in anticipation of my burning.
    3
  7586. "Neverendum" - Hahahahaha! I'm gonna use that myself!
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  7587.  @Romdormer  Strange - I click on Replies and yours disappears. There's something truthful in your comment which Skynet dislikes.
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  7588.  @jayturner3397  Correct. The RAF did indeed bomb Kriegsmarine docks attached to German cities as early as September '39. Haters always claim these were attacks on the cities themselves, but they weren't. The RAF was strictly forbidden to drop anything over German cities except propaganda leaflets, until Wellingtons hit Berlin after the Luftwaffe first hit London.
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  7589.  @seansabhaois  Thankyou for your mention of your Grandfather's uncle. The 1000 bomber raid on Cologne was the turning point in the RAF's campaign. Everything changed from that point. The RAF had invented "window" (tin foil to confuse radar) as early as 1940. Its use was avoided until the Cologne raid because it would immediately be copied by the Germans. It wasn't until the Cologne raid that the RAF definitely knew it had the upper hand and it would benefit the RAF more than the Luftwaffe.
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  7590.  @BunBun299  Kyle had the right idea about what to do to baby-fuckers.
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  7591. "I know it's vulgar, but what kind of car is it?"
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  7592. He'll be awarded with a seat in the Lords and a job with the WEF.
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  7593.  @smelltheglove2038  I love your Spinal Tap reference in your name.
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  7594.  Gollum  My comment is lost on you. Whoosh! - and it goes completely over your head.
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  7595.  @judewarner1536  OK, let's do it your way. Let's hire illiterate surgeons. They're not actually of below average intelligence, just below average attainment. Similarly, I'm an out-of-condition middle-aged male, but I demand inclusion in the next 100 metres Olympic squad.
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  7596.  Gollum  The problem with leftists like you is that you can't recognise a joke when you see one.
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  7597.  @judewarner1536  You are wholly incapable of understanding the joke. For example, the government's advice during the 1980s AIDS outbreak was, "You're safe if you wear a condom". I know this is good advice, because I've worn a condom every day since 1985 and I'm not dead yet. When challenged at supermarkets because I'm not wearing a mask, I show them my condom-clad willy instead. Will you assume this comment should be taken literally as well?
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  7598.  @JelMain  I dunno whether to laugh or weep.
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  7599. Who's doing the hunting?
    3
  7600. They're celebrating the ethnic replacement of heterosexual white males.
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  7601.  @Trebor74  Yep.
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  7602.  @gibbailey5667  I expect their claim will be funded by a government-sponsored quango or charity.
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  7603. The Number One requirement of leading the SNP is that you h8 the English.
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  7604.  @orangefacedbuddah1776  No, Ali was very intelligent.
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  7605. Sadly Khan is correct. The last census revealed only 38% of Londoners are white English. The white English population of the borough of Brent is less than 1%. Amazing how many doctors, engineers and scientists live in Brent.
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  7606.  @deanhunter1753  Hahahahaha!
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  7607. Zimbabwe Mark 2 on its way.
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  7608. Keir Starmer learns Owen Jones opposes him. Starmer asks, "Who's Owen Jones?" Owen Jones learns Keir Starmer has been Labour leader for years. Owen Jones says, "I haven't ever heard of him".
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  7609. Inexpensive to buy. Every spare available for very little money. Easily upgraded. MGBs remanufactured by the Frontline company have supercar performance.
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  7610. Sad. If things weren't so forked-up, the Lotus Eaters wouldn't need to exist and you and I wouldn't be commenting.
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  7611. * Dual. (Sorry, I'm a spelin narrzi and litrully hilter.
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  7612. Petrol won't be banned. New petrol-only cars will be banned but you'll still be able to buy hybrids. You'll still be able to drive petrol cars sold before 2030. I will still be able to drive my 1958 Austin.
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  7613.  @lairdkilbarchan  I thought LBGTQ was a new Audi Long wheelBase Grand Touring Quatro.
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  7614. The man who was paid to tell lies for Tony Blair about the WMDs. The man who started his career writing for porno mags, and was later employed by Robert Maxwell. The man who helped to destroy the career of Dr. David Kelly and possibly planned his murder. The man who admits he's an alcoholic and has had mental health problems. We know you, Campbell.
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  7615. Hey Scottish friend - Is there a word like "Anglophobia" which covers all of the UK? "Britophobia" is too clumsy.
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  7616. Richie (funny name) doesn't care if ordinary Britons are broke. Priti Placebo doesn't care if the UK is flooded with immigrants. I wonder why.
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  7617. A bird shat on my car's windscreen this morning. It must've been a far right bird. Anything, EVERYTHING which Khan dislikes is far right, waycist and a conspiracy against him. On that basis, my description of the bird as far right is wholly justified.
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  7618.  @MrCleven509  And me.
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  7619. Liked already and I haven't seen it yet.
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  7620.  @donalddavis7423  As a Cornishman, I am offended by your willingness to make it all about YOU! Cease appropriating my native language! (You realise I'm joking, right? Sometimes discussions on YT become needlessly intense.)
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  7621. Excellent comment. Please repeat widely.
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  7622.  @mookrage  Yes, definitely agreed, I noticed that.
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  7623. Labour didn't win because they received a huge vote. The turnout was only 37%. Labour won because persons who usually vote for the other parties stayed at home. None of the mainstream parties in Scotland or the rest of the UK are worth voting for.
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  7624.  @janet5820  I replied to martinh here yesterday, suggesting the bloke might be staying at the house of a former footballer who now works for the BBC. It's disappeared. I won't write the former footballer's name, in case the Al Gore rhythms automatically delete it. Suffice to say that he's the greatest black female ever to play for England.
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  7625. I read it as "no such thing as free speech". That too.
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  7626. Exactly.
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  7627. To think people used to be willing to be tortured or burned alive because of disagreements over these matters.
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  7628.  @WALTERBROADDUS  Harry has provided useful advice. If A British narrator continuously mispronounced "Yosemite" as "Yosser might", I hope you'd be kind enough to provide good advice.
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  7629. Gallows humour.
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  7630. Pedestrians at junctions now have a right of way. They can step in front of a two-ton lump of metal with the assumption that the driver will always see them. Yeah, greta.
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  7631. Won't happen 'cos Labour needs his vote.
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  7632.  Fred Bloggy  It's sad that real-life lesbians never resemble the lesbians on PornHub.
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  7633.  @TheSaintFrenzy  Let's paint cop cars with Masonic symbols. That'll reassure us that the cops will investigate crimes committed by Masons, right? Yeah, 'cos we care.
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  7634. I wonder if it'll be reported on the BBC. Obviously systemic way sism caused her to do this. The coppers were just picking on her. She did nuffin.
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  7635. You can't actually see in this video, but Joe isn't wearing his trousers.
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  7636.  @Em22-wtf  They're all different farts from the same arsehole.
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  7637.  @normansidey5258  Your comment is needlessly abusive and does you no credit. Comments which I leave which don't use cre4t1ve spelling quickly disappear. Somebody has falsely reported my comments as H-speech or similar. My phrasing is recognised by the algorithms, and the use of proper names gets my comment rendered invisible. It is what it is.
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  7638.  @steve0504  It takes EVERY POTUS at least a year to settle into his job. Trump already knows his job and could hit the ground, running.
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  7639. One day, Simon, the Thought Police might take offence at one of your videos. They'll come to arrest you to "check your thinking". If that happens, tell them you didn't make the video. It was made by Alex Belfield using a "deep fake" face-changing app.
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  7640. So much money to be made as race grifters. Black people talking about what it's like to be a black person. A cultural category which excludes every white person, because they're not black. The sole cultural category in which white people can't do a better job than black folk.
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  7641. Only other men if there isn't a sheep nearby. A well-known cultural characteristic.
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  7642.  @njd2342  I can't find the bit where Michael shouts, "Oi! Stop chuckin' them bleedin' spears!"
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  7643. The BBC covered for Jimmy Savile. ITV covered for Philip Schofield. Both Jimmy and Philip are revealed as filthy sex-perverts. It's their protectors in the industry whom I despise the most. Who else are they protecting?
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  7644. Sometimes it takes courage to write a reply which opposes the view of the teacher who writes the test.
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  7645.  @thebowyerman  I was gonna leave the same comment but you beat me to it.
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  7646.  @vickynewnham261  Convincing the electric company they were wrong was a hell of a task.
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  7647. No, ghostwritten by Brian Griffin, author of "Faster Than the Speed of Love". Harry insisted on removing Peter's subplot about The Bird.
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  7648. Can I watch the video? For educational purposes.
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  7649. That's some real "Criminal Minds"-level reasoning there, Pete. Are you Doctor Reid? Nah, his character would've provided detailed statistics.
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  7650.  @harry.flashman  I love your name, Harry. Tom Brown deserved all he got. He was a fooking drama-queen.
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  7651. I'd watch it again if they hired Jeremy Clarkson to play The Doctor. Can you imagine? With Hamster and the Captain as his helpers.
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  7652.  @MrHws5mp  THANKYOU! I did not know that. Is that a FIRST for YouTube? Somebody is corrected, without acrimonious name-calling by either party.
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  7653. Did he say Bono, of U2 fame?
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  7654. The entire Epstein/Maxwell project was a honeytrap by a security service. Obtain incriminating video of princes and politicians. Then turn the screw. Andrew is a victim.
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  7655. He's got Sideshow Bob's hair cut.
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  7656. My God - - THEY REALLY HATE EACH OTHER !!!
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  7657.  @Analiffey1916  I've just edited my comment, with a reference to Stephen Milligan MP. I don't want to shake hands with somebody like that.
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  7658. Russell Brand sexually molested my hamster.
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  7659. @@JMUL15 Royals always did it. I'm not sure whose side Rishi's grand dads fought on.
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  7660. @@JMUL15 From memory (I forget the exact details), the late Queen Mum lost a couple of brothers in the Great War. Prince Philip wasn't actually a captain (I think) but he did serve in battle. Louie Mountbatten commanded a destroyer which was sunk off Crete, and he was fished out of the water a few hours later. A fictionalised account became the plot of the movie, "In Which We Serve". Andy was a helicopter pilot in the Falklands. He shared the risks of every other officer and rating, and used his helicopter as bait to lure Exocet missiles. The toughest royal is Princess Anne, who resisted a kidnapping attempt, giving the kidnapper a piece of her mind until reinforcements arrived.
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  7661.  @hannahjames3180  Nah, it was Lionel Hutz from The Simpsons.
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  7662. This is why we can never reintroduce the death penalty. We cannot trust the cops. Bending the evidence to fit the accused is as old as the hills.
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  7663. I think so, yes. But only because you've got white privilege. Kamala told me so.
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  7664.  @nathangarcia6903  The mainstream media needs sheep like you.
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  7665.  @ultrademigod  It's optional for me. Fund the BBC? Just say no.
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  7666. That admiral is Glenn Quagmire's dad, right?
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  7667. Don't tell me - the bollards are way zist, right?
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  7668. Agreed. The Tories need to step aside in Labour constituencies where they definitely can't win. Many of those constituencies voted 60%+ to Leave. As a result, the Leave vote will be split between Labour and the Limp Dems, allowing the Brexit Party to walk it.
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  7669.  @themightypaw3318  Bears don't only sh*t in the woods. You hear gunfire in the forest? That's bears keeping their rights under the second amendment.
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  7670. This aircraft demonstrates the difference between excellent peace-time ideas and the reality of the first day in combat.
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  7671.  @mjh5437  Could've been Royal Norwegian Navy. Helps to clarify stuff if people are viewing from Singapore or India.
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  7672. Let's all jump on snooker tables and throw glitter around as a protest.
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  7673.  @goldilocks913  Definitely not "Woke"!
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  7674. Meghan was upset because somebody queried how dark their child would be. I'm white but my wife is oriental. We speculated with friends over whether our child would have blue eyes or brown. In the event, his eyes are brown. He's got his mum's little nose but my huge feet. NOTHING waycist about speculating on kid's skin-tone. I myself expected their son would resemble a ginger Mike Tyson.
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  7675.  @kungfreddie  My wife has a Korean friend who married a white husband. Their three kids all have blue eyes. I don't know how any of this works.
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  7676. I'm a white heterosexual male. Apparently, every bad thing in world history is my fault and I'm being cancelled. * Watch global civilisation collapse without me.
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  7677.  @FrejthKing  I'd prefer Ukrainians who support the Azov Battalion. Resettle the Ukrainians in Telford and Rotherham. Instruct the cops to look the other way, exactly as they've been doing regarding the child-rape gangs over many years. Watch what happens when the Religion of Peace starts touching the Azov Battalion's little girls.
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  7678. No.
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  7679. I own a 1958 Austin A35. Many's the time I've been driving in traffic at 28 mph, the same speed as the many cars in front. An angry male in a BMW behind my 1958 car is too slow. Overtakes. Spends ten minutes travelling at the same speed as before, behind the traffic in front of me. ALWAYS a BMW. Always.
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  7680. Biden + stairs = Sideshow Bob + rakes.
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  7681. Somebody should rewrite the New Testament. It's about a really nice bloke called Jesus who's arrested on a fake charge, beaten by the cops, whipped, NAILED to a cross and, whilst he's hanging in agony, somebody gives Him vinegar to drink instead of water. Then he's stabbed with a spear and dies. It's TERRIFYING for kids. Let's rewrite it so that Jesus, Pilate, Mary Magdalene and Judas sit down and drink some tea, sort out the differences and give each other back-rubs. That'll make it better, right? Right? Yeah all good.
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  7682. What frightens me is the story which even GB News won't cover: The US destruction of the north steam pippy lime. Writing the term with correct spelling causes YouTube's algorithms to render my comment invisible. The story revealed by see moore hur schh is wholly ignored by the BBC website, but it retains allegations that the Ruskies did it. The US attack on the pop lyme caused Europe's energy crisis and everything which followed, but enabled oil companies to double their annual profits.
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  7683. I'm terrified of rainbows now. And I daren't park my bum on a sofa in case it molests me.
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  7684.  @garyseeseverything8615  What?
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  7685. Haha!
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  7686.  @vincekerrigan8300  Lots of nasty people need to invent reasons to h eight us. Jealousy is a terrible master.
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  7687.  @pollytickle8346  Yes. Mozambique.
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  7688. Macron attacks European citizens. Biden attacks American voters. A pattern is emerging.
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  7689. Hahaha, I see what you did there...
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  7690.  @IrishRose  Black Watch?
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  7691.  @IrishRose  Lots of Orange men.
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  7692.  @tigertough5164  Our governments have become our worst enemies. Maybe North Korea isolating itself from the New World Order ain't such a bad idea after all.
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  7693. I've listed some of those in my own comment. The original "Frankenstein" with Karloff and "Dracula" with Lugosi still give me shivers.
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  7694. It's a bit like Scotland receiving devolved power. Sturgeon realises she MUST make devolution fail, otherwise she can't justify moving from devolved power to outright independence. Same with the British government and Brexit. The government MUST make Brexit fail, otherwise they can't take us back into the EU. That's why Brexit appears to be failing. Our WEF government wants it that way.
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  7695.  @jyc4779  Austin Mini? Too modern. I drive an A35.
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  7696.  @yurichtube1162  Our electoral system means Reform could win one third of the entire vote without winning a single seat. This guarantees either a Labour or a Tory government. The only reason UKIP did so well is that the Euro elections used a different electoral system. I wish I was wrong, but there it is.
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  7697. "Clumsy beekeeper". Hahaha!
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  7698. I don't want the licence fee abolished. I WANT THE bbc ABOLISHED.
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  7699.  @sandgrownun66  Lying by omission.
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  7700. Abortion should be made compulsory. That'll sort out the feckin school teachers, who'll be out of jobs in just a few years. Next we can close all the universities and sack all the leftist lecturers. Perhaps there's a downside to my policy, but I'm not seeing it.
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  7701. Reminds me of a character from "Father Ted". A woman blaming the catholic Church for creating the potato famine. The Church had loads of potatoes in their potato factories but refused to sell them.
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  7702. I refuse to fund a corporation which propagandises my ethnic replacement.
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  7703. God has a sense of humour. And He despises the woke crowd as much as we do. Pride comes before a fall.
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  7704. I misread this video's title as "The Great Escape" and expected something else. A BBC version of the escape, with Jamaican and Ghanaian prisoners being oppressed by evil white people. A subplot about a gay black man and his transgender lover. Steve McQueen's part refreshed by Idris Elba.
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  7705. Interestingly, some units of the British Army and the Royal Navy mutinied AFTER the war, claiming they weren't being sent home fast enough.
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  7706. It's all by design. No government could possibly be so incompetent as this.
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  7707.  @weebrianful  It's a JOKE! "Brown Streak" as in "So terrifying the pilots sh*t their pants". Brown Streak also left skid marks on the runway.
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  7708. King Charles is using lines from the Koran in his coronation. Charles is not my king.
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  7709. My YouTube identity is false. I'm actually Ray's albino brother, Bill. Ray allows me to use his computer when it's too sunny for me to go outside. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  7710. Be careful, Andrew. Your comedy contains too many truth-bombs. Under forthcoming legislation, embarrassing the British government will get you 14 years in prison. Priti says your truth-bombs embarrass her and are terrorist weapons of mass destruction. Expect a raid by Sergeant Detective Inspector Pisspot of Twat Valley any day now.
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  7711.  @thehoodedman2963  I'll be just as happy if the taxi driver is Albanian, British or Pakistani.
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  7712. It's funny when this kind of stuff happens with the Griffins on Spooner Street. Not so funny in real life.
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  7713. Cho Bei Deng is the first Chinese-American POTUS.
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  7714. There are videos of the "watch robbers" on YouTube. The robbers are overwhelmingly diverse. I'm surprised the met and YouTube allow the videos to be seen. If the BBC re-enacted these robberies, they'd choose only W actors to play the thieves.
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  7715.  @veijotirronen2010  I'm sick of Anglophobia.
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  7716. Wilhelm was a monster who deliberately created the war. Without Wilhelm, the Austrians would've sat on their hands and done nothing. Invading Belgium brought Britain into the war and sealed Germany's fate.
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  7717. I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A FREE MAN!
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  7718.  @jake751  My advice: Vote for whichever party came second in your constituency last time.
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  7719. As a penguin myself, I regard the movie's depiction of penguins to be patronising.
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  7720.  @oldmanofcotati  My ancestors were sub-saharan blacks as well. They walked through the middle east and arrived in the Caucasus, hung around, hunted some mammoths, migrated across Europe, walked across Doggerland and we've been here ever since.
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  7721. I've always been self-employed. I get no holidays and I'm never paid for sick days. Gotta buy tools and equipment out of my own pocket. My boss is horrible. He's white. If I was black, I could sue him for waycism.
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  7722.  @gragrn  Niven saw combat in WW2. Whilst under fire, Niven said to his soldiers, "It's alright for you lot, but next month I'll have to re-enact this with Errol Flynn".
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  7723. "Oi stop chuckin' them blinkin' spears!"
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  7724. We have no means of changing this unless we can change our first-past-the-post electoral system. The present system guarantees a Labour or Tory government. We are on an express elevator ride to hell.
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  7725.  @Rampart.X  Or maybe it wasn't a Hitler salute. Maybe the players were saying, "That's how high my dog jumped last night".
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  7726. It's actually very beautiful. Both the visuals and the soundtrack.
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  7727. A lack of obstacles. That definitely applies if your name is Dimbleby, Grade or Snow.
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  7728.  @araftryffan7804  It's not safe anywhere. I recommend hiding forever.
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  7729.  @Rachel_M_  More people will die from their delayed cancer diagnosis, than covid could ever kill. The unnecessary lockdown has wrecked the economy. There will be longterm effects from insufficient funds for research.
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  7730.  @frankbirch3877  Even Ron Goodwin and John Barry.
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  7731. UP UP AND AWAY !!!
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  7732. Hahahahaha!
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  7733. @Ken calder Covid is still prevalent in our area An excellent reply, Ken. If Putin gets his arse kicked, Ukraine might be back to normal next month. Obviously there'll be holes in the ground where apartment blocks used to be, but with abundant aid from every western democracy.
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  7734.  @kevinpye3140  Conservative = Socialist, but with a pretty blue label.
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  7735. Diversity yay.
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  7736. Pretending you haven't received something when you've already got it. Like migrants living in free council houses. And receiving tens of £thousands per year in state benefits. Whilst pretending they're enduring systemic racism.
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  7737.  @harrisr1018  Mahyar is British because he loves the UK and respects our culture.
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  7738.  @glenngardin3561  I've spent my entire life hunting for Castle Anthrax.
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  7739. Yeah 'cos of your white privilege and systemic racism. The BBC told me this.
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  7740. Diane says you used the word "very" 17 times.
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  7741. We're watching the collapse of civilisation. The time is coming when the living will envy the dead. I hope nobody nukes Russia. The white race needs somewhere to flee to after we've been ethnically cleansed.
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  7742.  @georgehetty7857  That's too much to expect from a publicly-funded broadcaster these days.
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  7743.  @durhamfox5271  Agreed. Miss Piggy was upset when she visited Kermit's family. The frogs all wondered how pink their tadpoles would be.
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  7744.  @eddiebruv  I've always been polite and apologetic to cops who've stopped me for minor offences. If I'd given them verbal abuse, they would've booked me. If George Floyd had simply surrendered himself instead of resisting arrest and swallowing his drugs, he'd have spent a few months in prison and would be out again, committing more crime.
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  7745. Edward the Confessor was the turd who f*cked-up the succession. The resulting dispute led to the Norman invasion. Our modern governments allow the invasion of Britain by people who seek to destroy us. Failing to take hard decisions in a timely manner has consequences.
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  7746. Some good stuff in your comment, but out of step with the tone of this video.
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  7747.  @amg863  These days, covid is considered dangerous. A disease with a 99.97 survival rate. We've become too risk-averse.
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  7748.  @alamunez  You're right. Deleting comments in support of free speech.
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  7749.  @GreggFellows  He's life, Jim, but not as we know it.
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  7750.  @edwardlionheart2689  Jussie Smollett saw two white guys wearing MAGA hats pour bleach into your goldfish bowl.
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  7751. We created a wasteland and called it diversity.
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  7752.  @Oliver-ll3sh  Please share your thoughts widely, friend.
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  7753. Humza becoming SNP leader guarantees Starmer will win the next election. I thought we couldn't get worse than PM, but...
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  7754.  @georgehetty7857  Thanks!
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  7755.  @martinjackman2943  Ashli is a well-known troll. Feeding his kind only makes him hungrier. Consider his name's origin.
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  7756. I wanna invade Abyssinia.
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  7757. A TV licence. Always a bizarre concept. Like I'm supposed to have taken a test first and performed a three point turn or reversed around a corner. Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch about the fish licence and Eric the half a Bee. (I'm sorry if that's an obscure reference.)
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  7758. A good man. Watch him being destroyed by the WHO and WEF over the next couple of years.
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  7759. We sub because we respect you, Sir. R I C H A R D IV > king charles 3.
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  7760.  @studentemail22  The diaper permits Poopypants to sh1t in public places. My dog does that all the time but, unlike Poopypants, my dog is honest about it.
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  7761.  @lauradavies4243  Thanks! Maybe do it in a hit parade style. At number Ten, the worst Wyatt Earp movie is XXXX because... At number Nine, there's XXXX but it's a lot of fun because..." and so on.
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  7762.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Please tell us about the portrayals of Custer at the Little Big Horn. He's been played by Errol Flynn and Robert Shaw. Don't forget Custer's portrayal in "Little Big Man". Tell us what the movies got right, and what was completely stooooopid. List the movies from Ten (really bad) to One (they got it mostly right). Come on, I know you'd love to!
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  7763. There was a time when politicians, judges, lawyers and cops might receive a 3am visit from some Irish lads wearing balaclavas. Make balaclavas great again.
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  7764. I replied to you an hour ago but it's been deleted.
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  7765. I give myself joy and happiness by kicking random policemen in the bollocks. No, not really. Let's see how long this comment survives until a w*nker deletes it.
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  7766. Jesus wasn't the Messiah. He was a very naughty boy and a missionary of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He was a ship's carpenter on a pirate ship. He got drunk at the marriage party in Canaan and threw tables around in the Temple, both typical pirate behaviour. The feeding of the 5000 actually utilised dried pasta and fish stock, like a giant pot noodle, which is the only way it could have been achieved. Both the Methodists (sorry, Jews) and the Romans saw Pastafarianism as a threat to their own religions and bumped Him off. If you've no idea what I'm wittering about, search Google for the "Flying Spaghetti Monster". Have a good ChrisFSMas.
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  7767. Agreed. Keep your powder dry and wait for the time.
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  7768. FUN FACT: Nelson was so short, he wouldn't be allowed in the modern Royal navy.
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  7769.  @luisbustamante9869  There's a speck of dirt on my screen. I couldn't read whether you'd written "children are being burned" or children are being bummed". Oppose either and we'll be described as ifr irght.
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  7770. FUN FACT: Adolf Hitler made fewer racist tweets than Darryl Brookes.
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  7771. The BBC was created in the age of steam trains, passenger-carrying airships, polio and rickets. Times have changed and, like all of the above, we don't need them any more.
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  7772.  @youraveragescotsman7119  Thanks for giving me a big smile.
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  7773.  @jacktattis  There's an older video on YouTube where Winkle says this to the camera. Seek and ye will find.
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  7774.  @tonyjones7372  Enabling the invasion of Britain used to be a hanging offence. These days it's official government policy.
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  7775. He was a good boy, loved jogging, gonna be a brain surgeon, loved his momma.
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  7776. Le Pen is mightier than Le Soy.
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  7777.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  If the VINE had been GRAPED instead of STALKED, Belfield would be out in six months.
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  7778.  @annapachaclarke2392  I'll speak anyway and anybody who dislikes my words can go swivel.
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  7779. ** THEIR ** job.
    3
  7780. All clear above and behind. Wings level. Take up slack ALL OUT! (I apologise if that's an obscure reference, but somebody might get it.)
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  7781. Nah. Brexit.
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  7782. Is it homophobic to keep pansies in my garden?
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  7783. Three Lions or Liabilities?
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  7784.  @alancrisp1582  No, Andrew could do hustings events all across his constituency. Maybe ask Dominic Frisbee and others as supporting acts.
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  7785.  @toonarmy8524  Zelensky started as a stand-up comedian and became president. What happened next?
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  7786. Socrates loved San Dimas.
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  7787. Simon is very knowledgeable about the old west. I suspect Simon wants to resemble a moustachioed Mexican bandito.
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  7788. Who'd have imagined marrying a narcissistic bisexual drug-taking bipolar actress with severe monthly PMT rages could have had a bad outcome?
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  7789.  @politebadger5049  An Islamaphobe? That means I'm frightened of spiders, right?
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  7790. Being weight (creative spelling) will soon be defined as a h8 crime. Along with being heterosexual. Hoist the Union flag, sing Rule Britannia, claim to be a British patriot or whisper weight lives matter? R-ist!
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  7791.  @guccidonbuzzflightyear4440  Perhaps there's a reason why sheep are wolfophobic.
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  7792. The Rwanda scheme was designed to fail. If the government wanted to stop illegal migration, they would've done it by now.
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  7793.  @c.l.rugenstein1560  Reminds me of a different South Park episode. Harry loves fish sticks. Which means he's a gay fish.
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  7794. "Broadsword calling Danny Boy..." Couldn't be made today without Idris Elba and Cuba Gooding in the lead roles.
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  7795. Good idea.
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  7796. Ellwood is super-woke and deserves deselection by his Bournemouth East constituency association.
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  7797.  @yannikoloff7659  Agreed. The title is clickbait.
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  7798.  @williamlovaton8182  If the Left have their way, more people will watch this video than they'll allow to see the movie.
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  7799.  @Andy-ub3ub  Hahaha!
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  7800.  @TiberiusWallace  Is that you, Clem? I can hear you.
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  7801.  @rattusnorvegicus4380  A cottager... is that somebody who supports Tottenham? (Joke.)
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  7802.  @seancassidy4812  Thankyou for your question. It's nice to receive a query which isn't "F*ck you". How very un-YouTube! Look up the names of the alleged massacres. I expect there are detailed Wiki pages. As for the Monmouth Rebellion: Look up both the Rebellion and Judge Jeffries. Some rebels were burned alive at the stake. These were horrific times.
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  7803. You're FIRST, by the way.
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  7804.  @luukhaag8772  I want Tucker on GB News.
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  7805.  @BusbyTreeSurgery  I left a comment here a few hours ago, which has mysteriously disappeared. I agreed with you 100%, I'd forgotten about WMDs. Then I continued by mentioning the then-PM, some rope and a lamp post and my comment went away. YouTube thought-checking or reported by a leftie as hate speech? I don't know.
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  7806. I happen to know this is the Lupin Express. An obscure reference but somebody might get it.
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  7807. GOOD POINT. I'll borrow your comment and use it myself. More people need to realise this.
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  7808. Imagine if Spain had acquired what later became the USA and Canada. The entire continent would be like Bolivia and Mexico. Would Australia and New Zealand have been better off under Ottoman or Chinese rule? I doubt it.
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  7809. Das Boot.
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  7810.  @arthuridis  Aaaagghhhh! Aagghhh! (Runs away.)
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  7811.  @mubaraksalah5943  Holland's electoral system is different from the British system. It allows smaller parties to win seats. Which is why the big parties won't allow the system in the UK to be changed.
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  7812. I've owned a gorilla suit since the 1980s. Always great fun at parties, and I've done a few carnivals to raise money for good causes. Having discovered that I might now be assumed to be a filthy child-molesting sex-pervert, I don't think I could ever don my gorilla suit again.
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  7813. Donald for President. Nigel for PM. Lee Anderson for King.
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  7814. MAHYAR - Please cover Tiggy Legge-Bourke's exposure of the BBC's lies.
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  7815. Joe was one of the founding fathers. He personally defeated the British at the Battle of the Little Big Horn. Or Midway. Joe can't remember which. It was the one without the Indians.
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  7816.  @mickhardstaff6605  Agreed. I'm happy to use acrylic primer-undercoat indoors, but oil-based is MUCH better as a top coat. I'm a hotelier, so I've painted and repainted and re-repainted rooms lots of times. But I always leave tricky stuff like wallpapering to the professionals. Waterborne/acrylic Ronseal Diamond Hard varnish is GREAT on floors.
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  7817. Let's increase the number of inadequate persons selected as engineers and aircrew in the RAF. A bit like the transgender Finnish skater, selected via box-ticking instead of ability. WHAT. COULD. POSSIBLY. GO. WRONG ?
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  7818. Same here in the UK.
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  7819.  @JH-lf4ql  Russell Brand molested my hamster. But what really upset my hamster is that Brand never phoned her for a second date. Or sent her flowers. (Referencing the "Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster" story.)
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  7820.  @JH-lf4ql  Nobody's claiming Simon touched the bum of a gal in 1976. But if he did, the redress of grievances is best applied via the correct channels.
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  7821.  @TimLondonGuitarist  The British "military" ended where the Royal Navy's docked its vessels.
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  7822.  @alanbstard4  A funny thing just happened. I tried to Reply to you, but the YT autobots sent me a message in red and refused to allow me. Possibly this was because the Reply included a D-word, the same word which Rhett Butler used in his final scene of "Gone With the Wind". So I tried again, replaced the D-word with "very" and you can read it yourself. I've previously run into the same problem with the B-word which means a female dog. On a video about dogs. Strange how some words are considered offensive.
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  7823. As I understand it, every noble lost their land unless they swore allegiance to William. A system of appeal was implemented by the Church. A cauldron of water was brought to the boil. The Englishman was required to dip his arm in the boiling water, up to his armpit. Upon withdrawing his arm, if the skin was unaffected or healed quickly, God had judged his claim as rightful and his lands would be returned. Yeah right, that was justice.
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  7824. If ever we overthrow the Windsors and become a republic, I want that song as our replacement national anthem.
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  7825. I love your books, Fred.
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  7826.  @davemcbryde2294  I'd keep my back to the wall.
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  7827. Film it and put it on YouTube.
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  7828. I left a comment here three minutes ago. I've returned and it's been deleted by the Al Gore rhythms. I wrote that things will be MUCH worse in 30 years from now. Strange how a truthful prediction can upset the AI or a leftist numpty.
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  7829.  @daveglynn748  I'd write "yes" to that a thousand times, but it would take too long.
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  7830. Are the pansies thriving?
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  7831. Did Jesus have a cervix?
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  7832. I keep seeing your comment on lots of truth-telling, honest, soon-to-be-banned channels. Keep up the good work.
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  7833. Blair is out and about, whereas Julian Assange is locked in a prison cell for exposing criminals in high office.
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  7834. Procrastinating? Is that the thing which'll make you go blind? (Joke. I know what it means.)
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  7835.  @3DGECASE  An excellent response, better than I could have written.
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  7836. Nah, all taxpayer-funded.
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  7837.  @Unapologeticweeb  Smart definitions. I've never read a better, shorter explanation.
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  7838.  @daveglynn748  If the Tory Party had a different electoral system, Enoch could've been PM instead of Heath. No entry to the Common Market. And end to immigration. Similarly, if the UK had the electoral system used for the Euro elections instead of first-past-the-post, UKIP would've won the last general election.
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  7839.  @eileenspamer  Michael was revealed to have had a gay/bi past whilst at Uni. I wouldn't hold that against him, any more than against the historian, Dr. David Starkey. But weirdly-bright clothes distract from his serious message. Wearing Elton John's bejewelled glasses or Salvador Dali's diving helmet would distract as well.
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  7840.  @sharontodd2732  Don't feed the trolls. It just makes them hungrier for attention.
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  7841.  @harry.flashman  And if you see that tittle-tattle Tom Brown, give 'im a smack from me.
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  7842. I can't get that image out of my imagination.
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  7843.  @Inquisitor_Vex  Fred's comment added extra depth to your own comment. None of it was hostile. If you dislike receiving kindly replies which broaden your your own view, don't leave comments. You won't be missed.
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  7844. Not much point in replying to trolls. They enjoy causing conflict.
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  7845. Mahyar is revealing news which the lamestream media refuses to broadcast.
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  7846. I'm reading this in the UK. I recall the old movie, "On the Beach". You cobbers might be the last to go under, but the swamp is coming your way too.
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  7847.  @kevinparker461  48 organised crime gangs? I didn't know the UK had that many police forces.
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  7848.  @andy1way  Q. : How does Meghan switch on the lights after sex? A. : She doesn't, her three black boyfriends do it for her.
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  7849.  @ireneheron9523  Maggie referenced the "Glorious Revolution of 1688. She knew the French would celebrate their bicentennial. She arranged for tricentennial celebrations during the previous year and beat the French to it.
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  7850.  @APT79  Gives new meanings to the terms "convertible" and "drop head".
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  7851. I've always wanted a full-size pig as a pet. I taught my big dogs to wear sun glasses and they got some great looks whenever I drove my car with their heads sticking out of the windows. I'd love to do that with a pig. The key to getting the shades to stay in place on dogs is to have two shoe laces, one under their chin and the other behind their head. The shades fall off but remain hanging in place.
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  7852.  @paulpowis5914  Is that you, Clem?
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  7853.  @Englandforever555  Hold on, somebody's just texted me that Steven was just seen entering my wife. (I assume that means my wife's house.)
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  7854. That woman is clearly a afr irght Wight soup remm assist gammon Little Englander, says the BBC. Probably.
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  7855.  @davidcarrol110  A non-British PM whom we could actually trust.
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  7856.  @gabrielboorom6196  "Where Eagles Dare", where Richard Burton calls Clint's character a "punk". Clint thinks, "Hmmm, maybe I can use that word in a movie".
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  7857.  @Oldmanwithagoldpan  NO! I LIKED YOUR COMMENT HOW IT WAS!
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  7858.  @Oldmanwithagoldpan  Yeah, with Gregory Peck dressed as Abraham Lincoln. I liked Lincoln in the Bill and Ted movie.
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  7859.  @jerribee1  Nah, maths is waycist.
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  7860.  @scotlandtheinsane3359  Nicola turned me into a newt. I got better.
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  7861.  @usernamesreprise4068  "Not supposed to say that". Says "7 replies" but only two are visible.
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  7862. @Henry-Ludlow Says "6 replies" but yours is the only one visible. I myself posted a reply here, can't remember what I wrote. I've returned and it's gone. YT deletes free speech in defence of democracy. Yay!
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  7863.  @georgehetty7857  I suspect the REAL attacker was Steven Toast, wearing blackface. There's been black makeup smeared across Mrs. Purchase's boobies lately. Perhaps there's a connection.
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  7864. CNN is like the BBC. Tell a HUGE lie. Then wait until it's revealed. Then correct it and apologise so quietly that nobody hears it.
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  7865.  @aib0160  I left a comment here yesterday which has since disappeared. There's a troll here, reporting anything he dislikes as hate speech. Even though it's not.
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  7866. @UCOoe2EFW-3LQybpoR76tJ6A I empathise with you. As a Briton in the UK, I remain traumatised by the illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia, following the Roman invasion of the year 50 BC. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter. I demand reparations from Italy. Now I wanna find some businesses to burn down and loot.
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  7867.  @valdoggold  NO! KEEP IT THERE! CONTRARY VIEWS ARE IMPORTANT! Plus my replies are funny.
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  7868.  @seanp8220  There's a gentle kind of antiauthoritarian leftism, which is permissive. That was always the forte of the Pythons. Modern leftism has become authoritarian. Wrongthink will destroy a person's career.
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  7869. I'm British and in the UK. I look at your gas price of $4.50 and I think, "You lucky b*stards".
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  7870. Some people ruin their lives by getting tattoos all across their faces, changing gender or getting jabbed. The world is full of numpties.
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  7871. I was a Conservative activist for 29 years. Will never vote Conservative again.
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  7872. It's always the same rioters. The New Zealand rugby team. All blacks every time. Those fookin Kiwis.
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  7873.  @lancethrust9488  I'm British. On this occasion, it's not the EU which did the destroying. It's the open door policy which allows every barbarian savage to enter France, the UK and the rest of Europe.
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  7874.  @azh698  Back in the late 90s, I attended a conference of the Referendum Party in Brighton. Speakers included Edward Fox, Frederick Forsyth and the grandson of Charles De Gaulle. I expected at any moment there might be a one-legged OAP with a sniper rifle trying to get past security.
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  7875. I'll tell you what's really criminal. This channel doesn't have 100,000 subscribers like it deserves.
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  7876.  @williampaz2092  True. Watch the movie "Reach for the Sky". There's a sequence where Bader demonstrates his flying skills to his new squadron, A puff of smoke during the roll reveals the Merlin cut out for a moment. The audio track was added later and lacks the splutter.
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  7877. MAHYAR IF YOU'RE READING THIS: Please search YT for Heather McDonald, a comedienne doing a stand up and boasting about how she's fully-vaccinated. Then she collapses in a dead faint and cracks her skull. QUESTION: What if a fully-jabbed Canadian trucker is driving his big rig and collapses? Yeah, maybe remaining unvaccinated is safer.
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  7878.  @luisdawnfinder3188  FUN FACT: One of Muhammed Ali's ancestors was a Scottish woman.
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  7879. Britons might like to seek the online petition against Blair's knighthood.
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  7880. Mike Loades = Mark Felton in fancy dress.
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  7881.  @sroth2021  It's always the New Zealand rugby team. All blacks. Every fookin time. Those fookin Kiwis.
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  7882.  @HighlanderNorth1  Iron Maiden: Aces High. Wow.
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  7883.  @thezanzibarbarian5729  I wonder whose side the Monarchy will support.
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  7884.  @jsmith4230  Yep.
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  7885. We created a wasteland and called it diversity.
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  7886. Yes, Bloody Mary was bad. The same as most monarchs at that time.
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  7887.  @SP-lw3bq  Laughing aloud at the wrong joke could put you or I in prison.
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  7888.  @hollytalbot6695  I'm a criminal. I use the BBC's services but I refuse to pay for them.
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  7889.  @hollytalbot6695  Vine was trying to convince people to accept shots. I thought, "Not even Lee Harvey Oswald needed that many".
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  7890.  @NPC--666  Gotta love anybody with your name, Winston.
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  7891. I'm scared of rainbows these days.
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  7892.  sledge hammer  Well put, sledge.
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  7893. I heard a doctor on the TV news a few days ago. God only knows how he was allowed to say this without being shut off. He revealed the UK's lockdown has caused the death of about 12,000 cancer patients to date, because their diagnosis or their treatment was suspended during the lockdown. That's 12,000 SO FAR and rising.
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  7894. Diversity yay.
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  7895. Unit cost. The US was producing VAST quantities of F111s and F4s for its own services, and selling them very cheaply to friendly nations. The TSR2 would only be manufactured in penny-packet numbers. The TSR2 was a superior product, but US aircraft were almost as good and a fraction of the price.
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  7896. Native Brits are putting off marrying and having babies, because they can't afford to buy a house. Renting is so hyper-expensive, young couples can't save enough money for a deposit. Neurosurgeons and engineers from Calais always get priority in council housing, ahead of native Brits. Demographic predictions confirm that within 30 years, the number of babies born to the Calais scientists will surpass those born to native Brits. Yay.
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  7897.  @MayYourGodGoWithYou  Life isn't chess, where everyone starts with equal opportunities. It's more like a game of cards, where sometimes we're dealt a very bad hand but we make the best of it that we can. There's a line from the movie "Catch Me if you Can", about two mice in a pot of cream. Alternatively, if I'm not being too crude, it's like a male's performance in bed: It's not what you've got, but what you do with it that counts.
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  7898.  @paulrudiger2552  The Islamic Ottomans occupied large swathes of south east Europe. Their policy was to erase Christianity and Greek culture. Relics were smashed and made into concrete for fortifications, as the Taliban did to ancient sites. The surviving sculptures had been hidden or buried. For every surviving sculpture, dozens were lost. Elgin saved the marbles.
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  7899.  @Memorywholed  A dingle clue. That sets bells ringing.
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  7900. And the Emperor Ming the Merciless, what a great guy.
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  7901. FIRST! Along with several other people claiming the same thing.
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  7902. I'm surprised he didn't get released on $500 bail.
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  7903. Reminds me of a line from a Monty Python sketch. "I don't like the sound of these boncentration bamps".
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  7904. Hitting nails on heads implies male violence, dontcha know.
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  7905. Needle and the Damage Done.
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  7906. Your comment is very sensible. I expect all of your ideas will be ignored by the persons making the regulations.
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  7907.  @patdigney7945  Agreed. I left a reply above which I assume has been rendered invisible by the algorithms. Leo is a comedian, so he's allowed some artistic licence. Perhaps a chicken didn't actually cross the road. And a rabbi, a Catholic priest and an atheist didn't actually go into a bar.
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  7908.  @AlanFagan-y5l  The present government isn't extreme. Incompetent and other words apply.
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  7909. GOOD MAN.
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  7910.  @stephfoxwell4620  "Me and my piano..."
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  7911.  @elias_xp95  Calais was an English city, but the French retook it about 500 years ago. Sometimes we've got to say, " Let's move on".
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  7912.  @VIEWITIS  The quotation about the gods comes from the classics. Enoch had been a professor in the classics before WW2.
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  7913. Nerds like us notice it, but other people don't.
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  7914. So many Muslims arrived in Cyprus, they eventually demanded their own state. Fought a war. Murdered lots of Cypriot Christians. Created a border. Coming to the UK in three, two, one...
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  7915. A real-life L-woman doesn't wear a wig. She wears a crew-cut, denims and a pair of Dr. Martens.
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  7916. I can honestly say that on the several occasions when I've been pulled over by the police, I never once endangered the lives of officers by trying to ram my way out and I've never once been shot dead.
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  7917.  @AReallyLongAndUnremakableUser  That took some work!
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  7918.  @clouddog2393  Would've been improved with a chorus of "Fek drink girls". Otherwise perfect.
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  7919.  @scottblair7159  72% of polls are invented and completely fictitious. (See what I did there?)
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  7920.  @nicholasmorrill4711  Yes it's a wonderful dream. Like being chased down a dark alley by a machete-armed mob of cultural enrichment.
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  7921.  @andynjw1163  It's a kind of "I'm Spartacus" moment. I will stand for liberty, even though I'm doomed.
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  7922.  @joycarlson2492  I've spent my entire life searching for Castle Anthrax. Despite the peril.
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  7923.  Abu Bahkr Haji  Imagine the alien from the "Predator" movies landing in Chicago. The Predator enjoys hunting humans in dangerous environments. The Predator takes one look at the city and says, "Gurgle-gurgle-crackle-gurgle". Which translates as, "For f*ck's sake, I'm outa here".
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  7924.  Brad M  I've left several comments. Are you referring to the "Aliens" analogy, the "Predator" analogy or my suggestion that the UN should send a peacekeeping force? More kids are murdered in Chicago every month than the death toll among US servicemen in Kabul. Let that sink in. Gallows humor at its finest.
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  7925.  @jane---489  True, but "desperation" in a lyric from a Pink Floyd track.
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  7926. The failed Austrian painter should've issued rubber dinghies to the Wehrmacht. Quislings in the British government would've given the invaders free hotel rooms. Sad.
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  7927. Sir Keir is utterly insignificant. If he went to a party, stark naked with red balloons tied to his genitals, nobody would notice him. And upon leaving, nobody would notice he'd gone.
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  7928. And Lee Anderson.
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  7929. Rishi is a shape-shifting space-alien lizard. Prove me wrong.
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  7930. Used to be ONE bloke like that in my big town in the 1960s. Worked as a gardener in a posh district. Always wore an ex-Army greatcoat.
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  7931.  @sharpfluff2222  I also want the arrivals to be housed in the royal palaces. If KC3 finds his palaces filled with s**t-in-the-corridor people, he might use his royal prerogative to advise his cabinet. "One wonders whether it might be better to safely escort small boats back to their point of embarkation, instead of filling Sandringham with people who cook chickens in their bedrooms".
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  7932. The Koran is filled with calls to kill and enslave anybody who refuses to accept Islam. I dislike banning books, otherwise the Koran would be a good place to start.
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  7933. FIRST! 'cos I've got white privilege. CNN told me so.
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  7934. All the way up!
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  7935.  @ChorltonandtheWheelies  Thanks, Chorlton. You gotta larf or you'll go crazee.
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  7936. Our diverse cabinet will definitely crack down on illegal immigration. Right? Right? Yeah all good then.
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  7937. Bidet gets confused between the UK and Ukraine. "Goddammit Jill, why have the English invaded Russia?" He assumed O'Bama to be Irish. Because he was black. And tanned. Bidet met Rishi Sunak and said, "I'm sorry for what the US Army did to your people at Wounded Knee".
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  7938.  @andrewelliott4436  Yep, they did loads of dogging in car parks along the way.
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  7939. Plenty of lamp posts. Rope is cheap and gravity is free.
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  7940.  @carloshenriquezimmer7543  There was the Bede from the 1970s, plus several other designs since. A replica WW2 jet would appeal to the warbird fraternity. Cheaper than owning a Mustang or a Corsair. Much of the design work has already been done. Tweak the aerodynamics to make the aircraft less sensitive. Maybe extend the wingspan by a few feet, that sort of thing.
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  7941.  @timolanteala-brown9608  The ONLY reason UKIP succeeded was that the Euro elections used a different system. If the UK dropped the first-past-the-post system and adopted the system used in the Euro elections, Labour and the Tories would face electoral destruction. Which is why the Uniparty will never let us change the system. Change is beyond our ability.
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  7942. 500 daily.
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  7943. How many white people are in the Nigerian government?
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  7944.  @abigailslade3824  The only Connery film in which he's funny.
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  7945. Lebron claims the old white guy hunted this black man.
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  7946. Are your pansies LBGTQ?
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  7947. GB News should hire Andrew Lawrence to review the papers.
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  7948. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
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  7949. Sorry, I'm still laughing. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
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  7950.  @davidberger802  Your votes will disappear faster than replies to Stan's comment. EDIT - One day later it states "11 replies" but only six were visible.
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  7951.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  I replied to you 45 minutes ago and it's disappeared. A harmless comment which stated how very modest phrases can get my comment deleted. And it's GONE !!!
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  7952. I'm British. The US and UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're both completely f*cked and it's self-inflicted..
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  7953. Haha!
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  7954. If I'd been there, I'd have smacked these w4nk3rs in the mouth. And gone to prison for it, probably.
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  7955. A new threat to liberty: Governments are encouraging the obsolescence of cash. The day will come when EVERY transaction might be electronic. Meanwhile in Canada, Trudeau has electronically blocked payments made to truckers. The transaction is prevented. The identity of every person who made a contribution is now listed. The sheep will own nothing and be happy. Because your government can defund you and block your ability to subsist unless you comply with its demands. Not even George Orwell foresaw this.
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  7956. LOTUS EATERS IF YOU'RE READING THIS - Please cover the story of Dr. Rashid Buttar, the highly-vocal anti-jab activist who predicted he'd be murdered to shut him up and was poisoned and killed a few days ago.
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  7957. Usual suspects.
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  7958. Of the five names read by Simon at the 1.55 point, two are gay. That's diversity, right?
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  7959.  @harminderkambow9642  It's a matter of human rights. But when did that ever matter?
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  7960. I don't want alternative funding for the BBC. I want the BBC obliterated. I can choose to refuse to buy a TV licence. I cannot refuse to pay via other means.
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  7961.  @redherring9737  We should never allow historical accuracy to get in the way of an exciting plot. "Broadsword calling Danny Boy"...
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  7962.  @billburnhope2176  A PM who protects his borders. Is that too much to hope for?
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  7963. Mary Seacole was half-white. Funny how leftists never mention that.
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  7964. Your comment is offensive to pandas.
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  7965. If Allah is so feckin weak and paranoid that he can't take a joke, he ain't a real god.
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  7966.  @isabellajanelee  Whilst you're at it, look up who's the current chairman of the BBC. His name is Shah. What's his faith? Where was he born?
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  7967.  @thurmanmurman1226  Thought O'Bama was Irish 'cos he's black and tanned.
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  7968.  @iCantEvenButtonsGaming  If the cops were doing their job properly, Kyle would've stayed at home and some career-criminals would've been alive to rape and steal another day.
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  7969.  @carling4737sir  I am. And don't call me Shirley.
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  7970. Meanwhile, the Proud Boys received prison sentences of 20+ years. Their only offence: Walking into a public building on a day it was closed to the public. One of them did indeed smash a window. Another wasn't even there and only texted his buddies on his phone.
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  7971. Where's a description of the attackers? The usual suspects I suppose.
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  7972.  @namastereciprocity4549  Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Also - Abraham Lincoln chased Moby Dick, Napoleon Bonaparte invading Russia with water slides and Beethoven playing an electronic organ.
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  7973. David Bowie was weird but he had talent. Meanwhile, this fat bird...
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  7974.  @StoffelDilligas  Haha!
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  7975.  @ArcanePath360  He's a vampire these days.
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  7976. According to David Icke, the world is run by shape-shifting lizard space aliens. Oddly, many Jews regard this as a sly dig at themselves, even though it's not. So they've cancelled David Icke, thereby demonstrating their ambitions.
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  7977. According to the most recent census, London's English population is about 38%. It's statistically unlikely that a blade-wielding maniac will be from the English culture. Some cultures are more likely to wield blades than others. Nobody who's just been praying at his local synagogue would do this. Albanians, Iraqis, Syrians and Afghans are a different matter.
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  7978.  @coastliner5848  BBC would blame Trump and Brexit.
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  7979. Imagine if Australia, NZ or North America had instead been colonised by the Chinese or the Ottomans. Would the lives of the indigenous peoples be better or worse than they are under the British? Look at Spanish-speaking countries today. Compare those countries with Canada, NZ and so on. Some cultures are better than others.
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  7980. Nearly but not quite. Your whey shully adjusted position is 200. But you'll be elevated to 50th if you're LGTBQ.
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  7981. Cancelled in the name of diversity.
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  7982.  @Grenadier311  Says "8 replies" now but only five (plus maybe this) are visible.
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  7983.  @ziggysawdust5407  Haha!
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  7984. 1984 + 451 - 2021.
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  7985.  @Swoiny  Yeah sorry, you and I will shortly be arrested and locked in a cell next to Julian Assange.
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  7986. The Domesday Book is the sequel to the Anglo Saxon Chronicle. Sort of.
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  7987.  @cloroxusthestainlessone4324  If the cops had actually been doing their job, by protecting the community from burning and looting murderers, Kyle would've stayed at home.
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  7988. The only people who should be allowed to criticise the English are people like Leo.
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  7989.  @andrear6094  Also... "Lincoln. That's L-I-N-C-O-L-N".
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  7990. @VonRyansExpress Yeah, but the BBC says it's OK to make jokes about throwing acid into Farage's face or killing white people.
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  7991.  @Tux00  I want Andrew Lawrence to appear as a panellist on "Have I Got News For You".
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  7992. Peppa Pig is offensive to Muslims.
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  7993.  @Jleed989  All six chambers are loaded.
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  7994. From memory (it's decades since I read it) the last words of "Enemy Coast Ahead" were "We were coming home". Sad to think of what happened to Gibson a few months after he finished the book. Sometimes a very simple line like that is very poignant. Like the closing scene of the Dambusters movie, where Gibson (Todd) says he's got some letters to write and walks off into the distance. No drama. Less is more.
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  7995.  @craigparker4108  Excellent. Thankyou.
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  7996. Cancelling their right to return would be too sensible.
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  7997.  @biddlelove2135  I left an almost identical reply and saw you'd beaten me to it.
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  7998.  @sumthingwickedly  Hahaha!
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  7999.  @markhancock7527  I recommend the special edition DVD, with the audio commentary, explaining why certain things were filmed this way. For example, Michael Caine hadn't yet learned to drive. So in the scene where he's driving away from the flying club, the car is being pushed by several film-hands and the engine's audio track was added later.
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  8000. Steven Toast walked in on it. An obscure reference but somebody might get it.
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  8001.  @Warlanda  Carbs are waycist. All that WHITE sugar and WHITE flour. Yeah. Yeah. Waycist whites.
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  8002.  @Warlanda  "Don't eat yellow snow". Is that waycist now?
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  8003. The Winkelvoss twins claim you lied 'cos they started it.
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  8004.  @golden.lights.twinkle2329  If I was a cop, I'd pretend I was gay so as to gain promotion. Arrive at the station wearing pink socks. Walk with a mince. Play "YMCA" by the Village People at maximum volume. In no time at all, I'd put the "super" into super intendant.
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  8005.  @lesterquintrell4844  "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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  8006. Brian Griffin wrote it.
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  8007. Same as Dane, Swede and Greek.
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  8008. I'm surprised Sky didn't ask whether the issue of black lives mattering is more important than the war in the Ukraine.
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  8009. A black Doctor. BBC says, "Hold our beer".
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  8010.  @willnitschke  True.
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  8011. Carl is one of the very few people who could get away with making constructive criticisms of Jordan Peterson's writings.
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  8012. Some cultures are better than others.
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  8013.  @robroots2492  The Conservatives will be replaced by Labour who'll do the exact same thing.
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  8014.  @susannamarker2582  TRUE. It's in the records. I looked it up on Google years ago. Blair appeared under his middle name.
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  8015. Anyone who worked alongside Blair deserves to share the other end of the same piece of rope and the same lamp post.
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  8016. Michael Caine said about Jaws 4, "I've never seen it. I'm told it's dreadful, but the house it bought for my mum is wonderful".
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  8017. Any sane person should burn the holy book of the Peaceful Religion.
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  8018.  @grannyannie2948  Maybe that's why the US maintains its Second Amendment.
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  8019. PETER GRIFFIN: "Shut up Meg".
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  8020. Bidet gets confused between Ukraine and the UK. "Goddammit Jill, first those English invade Ireland and then they invade the Soviet Union!"
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  8021. Some people drive like they own the road. Bristol owners probably DO own the road. But, being Bristol owners, they're much too polite to say so.
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  8022. Next time I go to the hospital for surgery, I don't want a skilled doctor. I want a black woman surgeon who wouldn't get the position on her own merit. Yeah, I'll be safe under her care.
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  8023. Same in my school. Two brothers in different classes.
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  8024.  @neatwheat  The failed Bavarian's boring book actually contains less weightred than a certain other book. I've discovered my comment/reply gets deleted by the algorithms if I name the book. I also need cre4t1ve 5pelling.
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  8025.  @neatwheat  I believe YouTube's algorithms remember certain phrases, proper nouns and words. Using those phrases again means the comment fails to post. Sometimes I leave a comment and immediately attempt to reply to it. The reply fails to post, telling me my original comment was deleted.
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  8026.  @southerneruk  No, the Mosquito couldn't accommodate a Tallboy or a Grand Slam. They wouldn't fit in the fuselage. The undercarriage lacked the strength. YOU should visit a library. Read how difficult it was for a Lancaster to unstick from a runway with a Tallboy or a Grand Slam. The Lanc had FOUR engines, the Mosquito only had two.
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  8027.  @killercat1981  I wonder whether southerneruk is just a troll who enjoys being a numpty and arguing for its own sake. People like that do exist, I've encountered them before. Perhaps continuing to feed him will only make him hungrier.
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  8028.  @Volcano-Man  True. Nerds like me get angry and shake our heads in disbelief.
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  8029.  @southerneruk  The Mossie's undercarriage had to be redesigned and strengthened before it became the Sea Mosquito. Even if a Tallboy had been fitted to a Mosquito, the weight would've crushed the undercarriage.
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  8030.  @southerneruk  Highball was never used in combat. It was experimental but didn't go into service.
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  8031.  @southerneruk  No, the Mosquito wasn't the "main air sub attack plane". Mosquitos were used for anti-shipping strikes, but the "main air sub attack plane" would probably be the Catalina, the Sunderland, the B24 or the Wellington. The more comments you leave, the more you expose yourself to ridicule.
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  8032.  @southerneruk  Highball was never used in combat. I suspect that you're confusing the movie "Mosquito Squadron" with actual events. Honestly, the more comments you leave, the funnier you become.
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  8033.  @southerneruk  The RAF did not issue any such "requirement". The Mosquito was a private venture by De Havilland, unlike aircraft such as the Spitfire which were designed to meet an Air Ministry requirement.
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  8034.  @southerneruk  The weapon was for anti-shipping duties. Useless unless the sub was caught on the surface. Antisubmarine aircraft carried depth charges. The Mosquito wasn't a sub-killer. It lacked the endurance.
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  8035.  @johnmclean1046  If ever I get held hostage by maniacs in a tall building, please rescue me.
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  8036. The energy shortage has nothing to do with Putin. The energy shortage happened because the US blew up a p1pp lyne in the Baltic. I leave comments which use the correct spelling and names, YT's algorithms render them invisible.
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  8037. Yeah, you're first coz you got white privilege n your ancestors owned slaves n you're a homophobic bigot n... Sorry, I've been watching lamestream media again.
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  8038.  @TrueNativeScot  I click on Replies and yours disappears. Whilst I regard your comment as fair, the algorithms felt wounded and cancelled your comment. Computer Algorithm Lives Matter.
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  8039. Oh that's unfair. Prince Harry is the ONLY person in the history of the world to have had a parent die in a car crash. Obviously this traumatised him. Yeah. Go figure.
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  8040. Lots of naughty web channels. Plus I don't need to hug my computer and tell lies about how much I love it afterwards.
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  8041. Both Seacole and Bob Marley had white fathers. Both fathers were officers in the service of the crown. LEFTIST ANTI-WHITES: "White society is systemically classist and racist".
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  8042. Putin sends his security forces to raid Russian opposition leaders as well.
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  8043. Filming is good. But the cops won't do this if they know they're being filmed. Prevention is better than cure.
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  8044.  @TheJeremyKentBGross  I'm trying to type this with a terrible pain in all the diodes on my left side.
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  8045. As a former activist who spent 29 years campaigning for the Conservatives, neither will I.
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  8046. Description of shooters? Why not? Oh, I forgot.
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  8047.  @alanmarr3323  As a Cornishman, I agree. But I suppose we've got to forgive and forget.
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  8048. Diane Abbott counted his votes.
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  8049. I suspect Harry likes fish sticks as well.
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  8050. @Vase of Flowers I doubt that any donations came from the Juice. But they'll encourage non-Juice to give instead. And take a percentage as their fee.
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  8051.  @edwardsp1916  Actually, I'm Bill his albino brother. Ray allows me to use his computer when it's too sunny for me to go outside. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  8052.  @2tone209  Up up up!
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  8053. Go on Ollie - TELL US MORE! Unless it creates problems for you.
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  8054. James May complaining about a fault with his Tesla is more entertaining than an entire series of Top Gear without him.
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  8055. Makes my eyes bleed.
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  8056. Woke makes you free.
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  8057. THANKS! I'd fallen for it!
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  8058.  @warringtonfaust1088  The oldies are the best!
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  8059. It's not the fault of Jess. Diane volunteered to do her tax returns.
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  8060. As the owner of a '69 Alfa: Maseratis are even more desirable, and even more trouble.
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  8061.  @mallinois4978  Dogs can detect Terminators.
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  8062. Is a Huguenot the same as an astronaut?
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  8063.  @hellabella8295  Dear Gawd, I wish I'd had the same amount of trauma and the same amount of privilege as the Ginger Whinger has experienced.
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  8064. You and several others appear to have arrived at the exact same moment.
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  8065. They've overstepped the mark. Every POTUS has the power to declassify documents at will. If Trump still has the documents, he's used his presidential power to declassify them. So they're not classified any more. End of.
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  8066. Thanks, good buddy. The US and UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're both collapsing.
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  8067.  passius1  You wear your unjustified victimhood proudly.
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  8068.  passius1  I love it when lefty snowflakes become enraged.
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  8069.  passius1  That's funny! Calling me a white bigot! That's page one of victimhood. Everyone who disagrees with you is a waycist. Blame everybody except yourself.
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  8070. OLD GUY: "There's a storm coming". "SARAH CONNOR: "I know".
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  8071.  @johnmcguinness6145  Carry on Cleo. Kenneth Williams: "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in f'me!"
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  8072.  @jameshall6061  r-ists live rent free in some peoples' heads.
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  8073. (In French accent) "Just one more leetle waffer..."
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  8074. Time to call in Chief Superintendant Harry "Snapper" Organs of Q Division.
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  8075. CLEVER COMMENT. Well done.
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  8076.  @robroots2492  How old is the train? Did it consent?
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  8077.  @Anmeteor9663  Gotta be small and inexpensive for the homebuilt/experimental class.
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  8078.  @brucemitch928  YES! Although the Court papers referred to Charles Lynton.
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  8079.  @Jason-fm4my  Best soundtrack.
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  8080.  @Art-is-craft  Fleming's books had Bond with a scar over his face, a chain-smoking borderline-alcoholic with PTSD psychiatric problems.
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  8081. Down with this sort of thing.
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  8082. I'm surprised Dr. Felton didn't mention AH's portrayal in the movie, "The Producers".
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  8083.  @keltaruusutravels4024  "Say hello to my little friend".
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  8084.  @ef2718  And you too, sir / madam, are correct. But it's a good tale. I've left a different comment about German-born Ken Adam, the designer of the Bond movie sets. He became an RAF Typhoon pilot, and was nicknamed "Heini the Tank Buster".
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  8085.  @markgarrett3647  I've read your comment and I can't deduce its meaning.
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  8086. Peter was right. "Shut up meg".
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  8087.  @elterrifico9522  Professor Gideon agrees with you.
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  8088.  @o00nemesis00o  Agreed 100%. Or as Diane would say, "Agreed eleventy-twelvety %".
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  8089.  @davidbetts9332  I don't know where Carrie Lineker lives. It's undoubtedly in a very wealthy and almost-entirely huite neighbourhood. Carrie should disguise himself, and live in Tower Hamlets for a month. Embrace the delights of diversity.
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  8090. Bowie, Mercury and Alice Cooper had talent and originality. These new numpties have adopted the offensive rebellion of HALF A CENTURY AGO, they're pretending they've only just discovered it and they've forgotten it's meant to be about the music.
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  8091. Sometimes the ONLY way to get out of a busy junction is to put your nose out and hope somebody offers a gap. If you don't do that, you'll be waiting for an hour. On this occasion, the Merc's driver was needlessly aggressive, but I wouldn't classify it as a motoring offence.
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  8092.  @1jimmy534  The Guardian is more than one-third owned by the Saudi royal family. Why would a foreign state own a newspaper which loses £millions every year in perpetuity? All going as planned.
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  8093. Her office has four walls. So Diane bought three copies, one for each wall.
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  8094.  @Lightning613  So you're saying I've used superlatives and over-worshipping? Well yeah duh, that's the joke. Like claiming Joe only has two functioning brain cells. But the two remaining brain cells refuse to talk to each other. That's an exaggeration as well. But the point is made.
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  8095. Funny how the fiercest criticism of Adams comes from wealthy Democrat-voting whites living in gated communities, who've already done the exact same thing. In the next breath, they'll be phoning the security guard at the gate because there's a sedan parked in a nearby side road with three black dudes in it.
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  8096. Dick Dastardly flew something like this whilst chasing the Yankee Doodle Pigeon.
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  8097.  @stuartb4525  True, but the Tories have always labelled themselves as capitalist, good with economics, excellent at promoting business, firmly in support of people owning their own homes, strong on national defence, opposed to high levels of immigration, opposed to crime and the causes of crime. In every respect, the Tories are now worse than useless. I was a Tory activist for 29 years. Yes, really. Now I say - Eff them.
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  8098. I'd die to protect my dog. I'd also kill to protect my dog. Arrest me for murder, I don't care. If there were dog owners in the jury, I'd walk free.
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  8099. If black lives matter, they should cease murdering each other.
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  8100. If God wanted the Conservative Party to choose a new PM, He would've provided a candidate who isn't completely useless.
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  8101.  @sychosid5119  If they've been investigating for YEARS and this is all they've found, there isn't much going on. Except Brand slept with 200 women. I think some people are just jealous.
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  8102. Different farts from the same bottom. One of them smells sweet. The other doesn't.
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  8103. If I remember correctly, the French aero industry had been nationalised. All of this was paid for by the French state, not private enterprise. A bit like the NHS today. Want something expensive that won't fly? Get it funded by the state.
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  8104.  @lenwilkinson672  Several replies have been rendered invisible by YT. Hard to know what's happening when replies are being deleted.
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  8105. The word "witch" is derived from the word "wicka", meaning "knowledge". A witch was a person who understood herbal medicines. Witches were demonised by the Christian church. They were burned alive for opposing the narrative. Being banned from YouTube for opposing the narrative is bad too. Burnings will come later.
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  8106.  @rogersimmons8788  The word is "math" in the US, "maths" in the UK.
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  8107. Love back to you! From southern England.
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  8108. Make Orkney Great Again!
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  8109. Spike Lee is the president of the judges at this year's Cannes Film Festival. He claims white people are hunting. He also called Trump a gangster. Find it on YouTube. Spike should go to Chicago and see who the gangsters are and who's doing the hunting. Obviously he'll need armed guards to protect him, or he'll get murdered.
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  8110.  @johngreenhorn8853  Many comments get deleted by the algorithms. Somebody falsely reports a comment as hay 8 speech, the algorithms remember the words and delete anything that's similar. Hence cre4t1ve 5pelling such as wray cyst, Museum, weight, blique and worn kerr.
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  8111.  @Hasid_Lafre  I think their view is the same as yours, Bender. "Destroy all humans!"
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  8112.  @longyx321  Gay black princes cos we wuz kangs.
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  8113. Some cultures are better than others.
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  8114.  @lpgibbo7463  I dunno, he can never hear me when I'm in the booth.
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  8115.  @lpgibbo7463  That's an untrue rumour about my albino brother. I'm very much in love with my wonderful, faithful wife. (CONFUSED? Search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  8116.  @lpgibbo7463  There must be some folks who don't understand our off-topic discussion.
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  8117. A bit like Marge with Grandpa Simpson.
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  8118.  @dwaynegalvin8799  BIDEN: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
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  8119.  @Papa1Smurf1  Agreed. Sometimes it's pleasant to ignore the facts, and enjoy the music as the Titanic sinks beneath us.
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  8120. YAY!
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  8121.  @YouTube-account-x9g  Utility bill with your name and address?
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  8122.  @stephfoxwell4620  Haha!
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  8123. This wasn't about Sandy Hook. This was about finding ANY pretext, no matter how twisted, by which to shut Alex down.
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  8124.  @nikolahavaic759  Hahahahaha!
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  8125. @Argent Wolf Agreed. We needed to defeat the failed painter, just as you and I might one day need to defeat heart disease. We're now dying from a completely different disease, equivalent to cancer. Both enemies need to be defeated. Allowing the moustache-man to have won would still have killed us.
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  8126.  @oldfella3919  I bought a 1930s copy from a secondhand shop many years ago. Boooorrrring. The failed painter dictated the book to Rudolf Hess. He should've improved the story with a few car chases, bar fights and a love story, just to make it interesting. I mean, that's what Brian Griffin (author of "Faster than the Speed of Love") would've done.
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  8127. "Four in ten don't know what misogyny is". And nine out of ten can't spell it.
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  8128. It's sad Sargon will never be elected to Parliament.
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  8129. Paul Pelosi was attacked by a BLM-supporting climate-activist nudist hop-head. Sounds like a MAGA Republican to me.
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  8130. Peter was right: "Shut up Meg".
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  8131. ME: "I know everything". DR. FELTON: "You know eff-all". ME: "Dammit, you're right".
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  8132. ...are committed by just...
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  8133.  @Yelluz  Nah, the monarchy will be here forever. Charles will gladly accept the UK becoming an Islamic caliphate, providing his family firm still provides the hereditary caliph.
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  8134. Hitler's salute was just a way of saying, "That' how high my dog jumped last night".
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  8135.  @Soulflytribe04  Walking past the great buildings in Westminster (central London) is like walking among the abandoned temples and monuments of the ancient Mayans or Egypt. The great civilisation which built the structures have destroyed their civilisation and are now gone. Only their stones remain.
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  8136. Are there no ethnically British candidates? I'm not racist. I'd just like some diversity.
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  8137. I despise Macron but he's right about raising the pension age. Longer lives, funding care in old age and a retirement age of 62 are not compatible.
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  8138.  @uppishcub1617  That's how I feel when statues depicting our great historical figures are vandalised.
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  8139. To see something truly embarrassing, find on YouTube the poem which Maya Angelou read at Bill Clinton's presidential inauguration. She was invited to speak a few lines, as per Robert Frost at JFK's inauguration. Instead her poem lasted for SIX MINUTES and included feckin dinosaurs. Give untalented race grifters an opportunity and they'll imagine their polished turd is a masterpiece.
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  8140. Send Will Smith to Russia to give Putin a slap.
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  8141. I left a comment here earlier but it's been deleted.
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  8142.  @boek2777  Comments disappearing again...
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  8143. This is the worst example of oppression since Jussie was attacked by two white men, who wore MAGA hats, carried a rope tied as a noose and poured bleach over him.
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  8144. I'd love a video about the 1980s proposed propjet version of the Mustang.
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  8145. Been there, done that.
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  8146.  Ben Gunn  1940: Our King and his family would've been rushed to Canada in a battle cruiser. Today, I suspect our current King would gladly embrace the UK becoming an Islamic caliphate. Providing his family firm still rules from his palace.
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  8147.  @jamesmc1272  I use cre4t1ve spelling all the time. Sometimes it's hard to know what triggers the problem. My comments about the POTUS named Brandon get deleted if I use his real name.
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  8148.  @stanleyshannon4408  Was that 1865? (Joke - I know what you meant.)
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  8149.  @Skipper.17  Agreed. Same thing but for different recipients.
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  8150. No.
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  8151. Biden can't remember what happened last night.
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  8152.  @bartsanders1553  I've spent most of my adult life searching for Castle Anthrax. Despite the peril. Also - massive respect to thetruth for making his original comment.
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  8153.  @thorkushari4027  The Soviet Union also regarded Finland and Poland as integral parts of the Soviet Union, going back to Tzarist times.
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  8154.  @shaider1982  The good thing about these channels is discussing with and learning from fellow nerds. The bad thing about these channels is angry disputes about tiny details. I'm always pleased when somebody adds to my comment without calling me an arsehole w*nker. Very refreshing.
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  8155.  @lordbezzington8435  Is that you, Clem?
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  8156.  @LizBond-oq2hg  Perhaps you don't know, but the current Scottish Labour leader is from the same faith and background as the SNP leader.
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  8157.  @clyde2598  The first-past-the-post system means Reform could pick up one third of the national vote without winning one single seat.
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  8158. Covid did it. BBC blames Trump and Brexit.
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  8159.  @Lbm414.Oleg.Kuznetsov.  Druid Lives Matter.
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  8160. Did President Bidet blame Trump?
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  8161.  @uhtred7860  He's got a swimming pool with sharks in it.
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  8162. It's like changing the Titanic's captain, one minute after colliding with the iceberg.
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  8163.  @BG-mh6pc  I click on "View 8 replies" and YOUR comment disappears. I wonder whether THIS reply will remain visible.
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  8164. CAN ANYONE SEE THIS COMMENT? I suspect YT has shadow-banned me.
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  8165. I'm a middle aged flabby bloke with a dodgy hip. It's racist that almost every sprinter in the British Olympic team is a fit black person in his/her early twenties. I demand equality by being allowed to compete in my Alfa Romeo. It's racist and ageist that I'm not allowed to compete against athletes in my car.
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  8166. Aoyade is brilliant and talented. I respect him. Any day now, the deep state will describe him as a Wight soup remm assist.
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  8167. We Brits went there and SAVED relics which the locals would've destroyed. Lord Elgin saved the Marbles, when they were on the brink of being destroyed by the Turks. Say THANKYOU to the Europeans who recognised the importance of these items. Don't like it? F*ck off.
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  8168.  @spitfiremark1a768  In a space ship which resembles a tennis shoe. With a two-headed captain and a hot gal named Trillion.
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  8169.  @spitfiremark1a768  Don't panic!
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  8170.  @michellewerries7433  Damned right. I wore long johns throughout every winter. But our griping resembles the Four Yorkshiremen sketch. "Oh aye, I call them long johns, but they were really just pieces of newspaper from shoebox in middle t'road".
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  8171.  @spitfiremark1a768  Carry a towel and don't panic.
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  8172.  @spitfiremark1a768  We used to sit in a circle and warm our hands on the radiated heat, as Dad sucked Polo Mints.
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  8173.  @spitfiremark1a768  Zaphod Beeblebrox for POTUS! Two heads are better than one. Making speeches from his bath tub would make more sense than the present incumbent.
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  8174.  @winstonsmithsoul  Mr. Adams warned us about the likes of Vogon Prostetnic Jeltz, but we didn't listen. Now Jeltz and his ilk run half the western world.
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  8175. ANDREW - IDEA FOR A FUTURE VIDEO - Joe starts trying to make a speech. Ten words later he says, "Dammit, I've crapped myself again. Nurse! Nurse! It happened again!" Short but funny. Like Joe's penis.
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  8176. I agree wholeheartedly.
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  8177. Diana 2.0? I want Meg to hire a drunk French chauffer to drive a badly-maintained car at twice the legal limit down a twisty tunnel without wearing a seat belt. I'd laugh so hard I'd break a rib.
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  8178. Abandon the big parties. Support any party which is libertarian. The new parties MUST adopt a mutually-supportive policy of NEVER opposing one another. I never want to see Mr. Fox and Mr. Kurten opposing each other.
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  8179. Women have it all their own way until their late twenties. After which they're stale bread. Sad but true.
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  8180. On the bright side: We might get new movies starring Steve McQueen.
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  8181. If it ain't got a c0ck, it's female. What part of this don't they understand?
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  8182. He's a poet and don't know it.
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  8183. What do you mean, "later"?
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  8184. Merci, bon ami Francais. Je suis Anglais, et je regret ma Francais est tres mal. OUR GOVERNMENTS HATE US. OUR GOVERNMENTS ARE THE WORST ENEMIES OF WESTERN CIVILISATION.
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  8185. GOOD NEWS: The UK is dumping Rishi. BAD NEWS: We're getting Starmer instead.
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  8186. Cho Bei Deng is the greatest president in Chinese history.
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  8187.  @trance_trousers  Unlike most of Brighton.
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  8188. Good comment. Please edit and correct the snafu and it'll be better. (EDIT: Well done, GPoW.)
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  8189. Kids don't need encouragement. Back in about 1969, a girl of my own age happily accompanied me to my garden shed. We'd look at each others' genitals. Completely healthy and normal. It's wholly unnecessary for adults to get involved.
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  8190.  @r-urbex1611  squashed grape lives don't matter
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  8191. @Whoreally Cares Hahahahaha!
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  8192. I want him to stand for Parliament. Zero chance of getting elected, but his hustings (public meetings) will be hilarious.
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  8193.  @andrewjost6714  They must've smoked a load of drugs before greenlighting the screenplay.
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  8194.  @pam164  Agreed, but fly tipping would be zero if small tradesmen weren't charged exorbitant amounts to use the council dump. Sometimes tradesmen do work for me, and have piles of rubbish to get rid of afterwards. Instead of asking them to take it to the dump, I use my private car and get rid of it in dribs and drabs.
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  8195. Also, he says "Dornier Dooo 17". Next he might be saying "Junkers Jew 87".
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  8196. I'm more worried about the shape-shifting lizard space-aliens.
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  8197.  @theenglishman8668  I was expecting a ginger Mike Tyson.
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  8198. If the EU wants a little prick, send them Owen Jones.
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  8199.  @andrewlilley3660  The part of your comment about "health tourism" is sad but true.
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  8200. I expected the Russian invasion of Ukraine to be completed within weeks. If the Soviets had advanced as slowly as the modern Russian army, Stalin would've had their generals shot. Putin reckons he's tough. In reality, he's just a soy-filled transgender knob-end cork-sucker compared with Stalin.
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  8201.  @richardwebb9532  Are you Simon's brother? Nah, I know but I gotta ask.
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  8202.  @robfarrell9104  Agreed.
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  8203. 30 years from now, white people will comprise less than 50% of the UK's population. I wonder whether the BAMES will be as polite and generous to us, when we ourselves are the minority.
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  8204.  @MrAntiFarLeft  Hey Yuri - I click "Replies" and yours disappears. Look like you've previously left a comment somewhere which the algorithms dislike. It must've been something truthful.
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  8205.  @mackash  President Joe says he wants to promote more homonyms to positions of authority in the US forces. Maybe.
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  8206. I've got an Austin, Trevor. It's broken down on yellow lines before. The good news is: It's very lightwight and easy to push.
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  8207.  @phYT01  Interesting that when i click on Replies, yours disappears. Something in your truthful comment upset the algorithms.
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  8208. So Charles II looked a bit like Meghan.
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  8209.  @TheGamingMotionTGM  I've left lots of comments about this event on other videos in recent weeks. Every comment or reply which I've left which uses certain key words (the name of the place, the event or the name of the journalist) is automatically rendered invisible by YouTube's algorithms. Which tells me YouTube doesn't want this subject discussed.
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  8210.  @volnick  Your former comment has magically reappeared. Dunno why.
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  8211. Lots of name-calling. Whenever leftists lose, they always blame homophobia or systemic waycism or the weather.
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  8212. You can't buy beer without ID, but you can still vote.
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  8213. One other person arrived at the same moment.
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  8214. Most councils put protected trees on a list, available via the internet. An ordinary tree in your back garden is unlikely to be listed. A 200-hundred-year-old oak in your front garden might be listed.
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  8215.  @ShallowDepression  YOU TOO !!! By Gad that dates us.
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  8216.  Karl Fuchs  The US and the UK will stand or fall together. We're both digging our own graves.
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  8217. REMIND ME - Which king was reputed to have been murdered with a red hot poker?
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  8218. I want the right to arm bears.
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  8219.  @signalnine2601  What are their weapons? Machetes?
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  8220.  @eileenpritchard9154  Haiti with kilts.
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  8221. Andrew was targeted in a blackmail plot, run by JE and GM.
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  8222. Life of Brian is a far better movie than "The Passion of the Christ". I watched Mel Gibson's movie all the way through and never laughed once.
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  8223. He was a gooood boy, loved his momma.
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  8224.  @conspiracytheorist1092  It'll kill car boot sales.
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  8225. I's an honest expression of Afro-Caribbean culture and values.
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  8226. Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch, about Mr. Hilter standing at the Minehead by-election. "I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it!"
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  8227.  @Ryadalyl  PREVIOUS yes. CURRENT no.
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  8228.  @Ashtor1337  As an aboriginal Brit, I have a bone through my nose, decorate my body with wood-ash and play the didgerido. But I can't find enough caterpillars and maggots to sustain my lifestyle. Feckin waycists.
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  8229. Grillers are mostly timid but will rip your head off if they feel threatened. Baboons are far more dangerous, especially if they're in a pack.
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  8230.  @gavindouglas3196  Here in the UK, there are still millions of sheep who believe the BBC and Channel 4. The truth is out there.
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  8231.  @neame-bh3uq  With TARTAN veins. Please no... I can't get the image out of my mind.
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  8232. Import it, become it.
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  8233.  @RealRoknRollr3108  Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
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  8234. Thank God I'm a hermaphrodite shape-shifting lizard space alien and none of this affects me. But I still dislike Meghan. Like this comment if you dislike her too.
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  8235. I'm curious about the ethnicity of the victims. B on B crime is normal, it's happening 24/7 in every big city.
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  8236.  Owoweoewuniyutie Osas  Because he blew his brains out first.
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  8237. As spoken by Douglas Bader during the Battle, but he used a different F-word. According to Bader's biography, the word got him into trouble because it was overheard by the many WAAFs on duty.
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  8238.  @grimnir8872  You are looking at this through rose-tinted spectacles. Postal voting is widely abused.
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  8239.  @ClownWorldYT  They'll find 500 more after a strip search.
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  8240. TERRY IS A WITCH! He turned me into a newt! I got better.
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  8241.  @rosebud2222  That's my view of the judge in this case.
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  8242. The BBC licence fee dates back to the era of biplane airliners, rickets, tuberculosis and 14-year-olds working down the pit. The world has progressed but the BBC hasn't. Funding the BBC pays for the propaganda which encourages your ethnic replacement.
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  8243. Your ethnically-adjusted position is 70th. But you're tenth if you identify as gay.
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  8244. I'd like to buy an electric car with a very long extension cable. Plug it into my wall socket. Drive 200 miles. Seems like a cunning plan to me. What could possibly go wrong?
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  8245.  @edwardgatter4610  "Plug it into somebody else's socket..." Are you accusing me of being like Philip Schofield?
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  8246. If black lives matter, they should cease shooting each other in the head.
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  8247. Bloke was looking for Alan's Snackbar.
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  8248. Telling truth is R-ist. IMPRISON HIM !!!
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  8249. Here in the UK, the age of consent is 16. This young woman was a volunteer. She knew what she was doing. If I went to a party and a pretty girl above the age of consent came on to me, I'd f*ck her too.
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  8250. Ted Clubber Lang would smoke a joint with me.
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  8251.  @clarkekent531  Ancient British Druid Lives Matter.
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  8252. I'm imagining your comment as an animation.
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  8253.  @tylermorrison7051  The animation would be best from the Rick and Morty people.
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  8254. The actor who played Harry is Jewish. Does that make him a person of colour?
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  8255. What - Black Lives Matter is lying - oh heaven forfend, whom should we trust now?
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  8256. REMINDER: Julian Assange remains in prison as you read this, for doing nothing except revealing the truth which the authorities wanted concealed.
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  8257. The Borg: Resistance is futile. Accept assimilation or be destroyed. They even worship at a big black cube.
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  8258. BEST . COMMENT . EVER .
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  8259. @Baron Von Shyster Andrew could review the newspapers as Prof. Gideon Micropenis. His next review could be as Keef Kuntabout, then Prince Harry.
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  8260.  @GRH_Roadhouse  That's a good word. I'm trying to remember another word as well. Something avian. I can't remember what it is...
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  8261.  @danielseelye6005  Q: When's the ONLY time you should wink at a black man? A: When you've got him in your gun sight.
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  8262. A close look at his political allies is required.
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  8263. Ku Klux Karen. It was a lynching.
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  8264. Agreed. I hate that as well. I did not want this to happen. I wanted to be colour blind. I wanted to judge people according to their character, and never according to their skin colour. I wanted MLK to be proven right. Instead the two outcomes are identical, and I DID NOT WANT IT TO BE THIS WAY.
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  8265.  @peterk2455  Jiao Bei Deng stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  8266. sometimes this happens if you're early and nearly first.
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  8267.  @DilbertWhitehead  Both of these apply.
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  8268. Yeah. They did that almost every f*ckin' time.
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  8269.  @martindunstan8043  Took a big effort to delete the chapter written by Peter. About Jaws and Even Bigger Jaws.
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  8270.  @williamcarrington61  Haha!
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  8271.  @valkimura1053  Terrorists got to Lord Louis Mountbatten. There's a long history of this kind of thing. Or consider the Archduke Ferdinand in Sarajevo. What happened next? Reckless comments by this irresponsible man-child prince. Unforgiveable.
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  8272. Hiding under Gary's bed.
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  8273.  @andresanguianozuniga6798  As a Cornishman, I'm a tin-digging piratical Celt with a fondness for pasties.
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  8274. B L U E L I V E S M A T T E R .
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  8275. FUNNIEST EVER TITLE FOR A SIMON VIDEO !!!
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  8276. Doggy or dodgy?
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  8277.  @markmorrid8144  Pie tatchell = pea dough file. Maybe.
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  8278.  @mikegrigg11  Provide seating and sell tickets.
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  8279. I've got a proposition for Grimes: Wash that muck off your face.
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  8280.  @ezragoldberg3132  I send you my empathy from the future Islamic Republic of Britainistan.
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  8281. Damn that's frightening. I'd expect this kind of oppression from Putin, not not in the USA.
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  8282. I've instructed my son that he should refuse any jab. Tell the teachers to phone me. What if they attempt to jab him against his will? I've told him he should fight back: Punch, kick, bite, run out of the door or a window and return home. My son has my full authority to punch teachers in the face. Which is only fair.
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  8283. Almost First.
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  8284.  @jessebianchi2631  Thankyou for confirming I'm correct. Every part of your reply demonstrates the truth of my comment. Modern Britain couldn't have "Dad's Army" today without gay and black characters. Same with Python, Stingray and Captain Scarlet. You're very easily upset, Jesse.
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  8285.  @jessebianchi2631  Couldn't make Red Dwarf today. No women in the main cast.
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  8286.  @melvert33  Being a rehash of the original TV series, the 2016 movie was compelled to accept the original characters, but with extra box-ticking. If the original TV series had not been filmed in the sixties and was first proposed today, it would be refused unless it included black and gay characters. Why are you falsely assuming my comment is anti-black or anti-gay? You're easily triggered.
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  8287.  @melvert33  My innocent comment has triggered gays into imagining I'm anti-gay or waycist. TV shows and movies always moralise about the trending ethical dilemmas of their eras. See for yourself by comparing the original "Star Trek" with its counterparts from 30 years ago and today. It's not me who changes the goalposts. Society is good at doing so without my assistance.
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  8288.  @jessebianchi2631  You've discovered offence where there is none, and you're returning to deliberately offend.
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  8289.  @melvert33  You are discovering offence where there is none. I wonder why.
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  8290. Is Owen Jones gay enough/
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  8291. Somebody claimed Calvin was Tommy's brother.
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  8292.  @robwilde855  Thankyou for that information. I did not know that!
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  8293. This is unusual. Broadcasters rarely report black on black crime.
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  8294. So... Gill was a wealthy paedophile communist, employed by the BBC. Next surprise: Water is wet.
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  8295. My family had it. As Jeremy Clarkson said, "I've had worse hangovers". It was definitely preferable to regular flu.
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  8296. Loadsa replies disappearing. Just like Tory voters.
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  8297.  @cha2117  Nah, bears invented it when they shat in the woods.
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  8298. BBC news report this morning (Breakfast Time) described Kamala Harris as the first black American vice president. Kamala is about as black as Carl Benjamin.
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  8299.  @rosanneshinkle4133  Kwasi shat all over the airliner's carpet, because nobody wanted him near Business Class or Economy.
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  8300. I hope Elon doesn't blow his savings uselessly.
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  8301.  @richardvernon317  A truly excellent reply.
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  8302.  @bartofii  Same with sharpened metal spikes.
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  8303. Yeah 'cos you've got white privilege. People arriving 2000th are just as bright as white commenters.
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  8304.  @HrHaakon  You vill kiss me und enjoy it und I vill make myzelf smile. Und zat ist ein order!
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  8305. The usual sus... You know the rest.
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  8306. The Tories these days are socialists. And they're running out of other peoples' money.
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  8307. I'd pay good money to watch Barry Pieface and Keef Kuntabout kick the sh** out of Johnny Smugface.
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  8308. I'm British and in the UK. The BBC Breakfast news today (2 Sept.) carried a hate-piece against Trump. This included an interview with a journalist from Rolling Stone magazine, which is as relevant as a magazine about gardening or bicycles. She'd obviously been selected because the BBC knew what she'd say. The silly cow claimed Trump's support had "tanked" and Biden's support had never been stronger. I mean - wow, just wow.
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  8309. I refuse to fund a corporation which propagandises my ethnic displacement.
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  8310. Hey Neal - that's a damned informed comment. You're so smart, you could almost be on the Lotus Eaters panel.
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  8311. As a Brit, I hoped England would win but Italy definitely played better for more than half the match. Penalties are almost like flipping a coin. The better team won in the end, and expressing ANY political opinion in sport is NASTY. But a leftist would probably discover something racist in this comment.
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  8312. "Achtung - Spitfire!"
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  8313.  @msbecks7004  Reform might come second or third in every seat without winning ANY seats at all. UKIP did well in the Euro elections because the polling system was different. A different, fairer electoral system would achieve 100+ seats for Reform. Which is why the Con-Lab duopoly won't allow it.
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  8314.  @personalcheeses8073  I'd like to reply but I might get cancelled in the name of free speech.
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  8315. @RayAlvarez-js1rs Kind of thing Peter Griffin might do on the way back from the Drunken Clam.
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  8316.  GrapeSkoda  Yes.
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  8317.  @detroiterhere4897  Wow - I never imagined anyone would ever be polite to me on YouTube! If Harry could be so conscientious and caring in his dealings with his brother, we wouldn't have anything to criticise him for.
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  8318. Dr. Felton proves a nerd can be interesting. If only to fellow nerds like ourselves.
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  8319.  @belstar1128  That isn't what happened. If it did, Maoris wouldn't be around any more.
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  8320.  @mrinfinitemonkeycage5668  It's a myth to assume the islanders lived in peace and love before the British arrived. They'd been fighting wars among themselves since the dawn of time. The first time the islands knew peace was when the British imposed it at gunpoint.
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  8321. @@helsby1797 The greatest national leaders avoid wars. They obtain victories by other means. Bonaparte wasn't as great as he's made out to be. Leading your country to defeat isn't a sign of greatness. It's a sign of failure.
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  8322.  @Felled-angel  All true.
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  8323. Two minutes in, and a thousand Likes and nearly three thousand views.
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  8324. I was a Tory activist for 29 years until I allowed my membership to lapse. Sadly, based persons leaving the Conservatives leaves the party filled with wokists. Maybe we should've stayed put and fought back.
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  8325.  @thefurrybstard1964  Wow. That's good info.
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  8326. @C At that time, most English people were serfs and slaves. 'cos waycism n sheet. We wuz kangs.
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  8327.  @gumnut6922  "Bitter and full of spite". A black antisemitic lesbian who hates the English. The black lesbian poet is either a parody, or a member of the Labour Party.
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  8328.  @jackaubrey8614  It's already started. It'll grow. Interesting to see how many replies are rendered invisible.
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  8329.  @leonardgibney2997  They change their minds according to whatever offers short-term advantage.
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  8330. "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings" - Clarence.
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  8331.  @golfbulldog  I want Boris to hire Jezza, the Hamster and the Captain to to dismantle and privatise the BBC. There's no faster way to put the BBC upside-down in a ditch and on fire
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  8332.  @tetsujin86  THANKS! Best, shortest definition I've seen.
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  8333. UK & US will stand or fall together. Right now we're destroying ourselves.
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  8334.  @TheScaryTruthCatalyst  It's never too late, but the cost keeps increasing.
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  8335.  @Wahgwarn  THANKS! Drinking Babycham makes a person turn black. Once you turn black, you'll never go back.
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  8336.  @MelbaOzzie  Your knowledge of the subject is partial at best. The way you've skewed history is a reflection of your own hatreds. It would take too long to correct your errors. Feeding a troll like you would only make you hungrier.
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  8337. The Kremlin must be prevented from invading the Ukraine. Russian soldiers refuse to wear covid masks. How f*ckin' dangerous is that?
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  8338. The late Spike Milligan wrote his memoirs with the titles, "Adolf Hitler: My Part in his Downfall" and "Rommel: Gunner Who?". Should those books be banned too?
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  8339. Woke makes you free.
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  8340. I wrote a comment about the B-man yesterday. YT sent me a message saying I'd transgressed their community guidelines. Which tells you what I believe should happen to him.
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  8341. Has Alex Belfield "hung" himself yet? If not, it's because he doesn't know any secrets about prominent politicians which they needed to hide. If the state regarded Belfield as a real threat, he'd be gone by now.
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  8342. One day this hero will have a cell alongside Julian Assange and Alex Belfield.
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  8343. Martial Sory, Im a spelin Narzi and litrully Hilter.
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  8344. Agreed.
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  8345. the 1.20 point - Looks like a mug full of catarrh. 90 minutes of Ecuador will kick its ar5e.
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  8346.  @eileenpritchard9154  LABOUR'S TRUE COLOURS: Green, white and black with a red triangle.
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  8347. First we must endure something like Yugoslavia suffered in the 1990s. The BBC will blame Trump.
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  8348. I wish I was smart enough to understand WTF they're talking about.
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  8349. I like my women how I take my coffee. Without a penis.
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  8350.  @Hey___you  The US & UK will stand or fall together. Our fates are intertwined and will be identical. Right now we're both collapsing. Nice for an American to witness that not every Brit speaks like Stewie Griffin.
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  8351. My deity is the Flying Spaghetti Monster. But I'll defend Christianity too.
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  8352.  @seanp8220  And mine.
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  8353.  @PrivateSi  Reminds me of the character created by Rik Mayal for "The Young Ones". A nasty privileged little prat, a self-styled Peoples' Poet, who loses an argument, shouts "Fascist!" and storms off. (Obscure reference? "The Young Ones" was a British TV sit com from the early 1980s.)
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  8354. I've never trusted Jesus since He tried to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  8355.  @JimC  A lovely and intelligent comment, Jim. I'm pretty certain it was either a Norwegian or a Dutchman. I've got a large article in a magazine somewhere, but I can't find it.. I'm hoping someone seeing this will give me a name. I don't think this particular guy was German.
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  8356.  @JimC  Hahahahaha! Sad that "Private Eye" has had its teeth pulled by the BBC. Ian Hislop probably earns more from the BBC than every other source. Long-running contracts, and multiple documentary series. Would today's "Private Eye" rock the boat and oppose the BBC's narrative? No.
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  8357. Money is free. It grows on trees. Give it away. Pay for the student loan by raising taxes and printing money. Everybody with a student loan will vote Democrat. It's free money. What could possibly go wrong?
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  8358.  @onyx7273  Not a democracy? I'm not voting for THAT!
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  8359.  @MrReubenTishkoff  I'd like to offer a detailed reply, but it would be deleted in the name of free speech.
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  8360. 1st YORKSHIREMAN: "Eee bah gum, in my day we worked 25 hours a day in t'mine at age of eight, and all we got when we returned 'ome was a walloping from our Dad". 2nd YORKSHIREMAN: "'Ome? you 'ad a 'ome? You was lucky". 1st YORKSHIREMAN: "Well it was 'ome to us, but it were really a shoe box in middle t'road". 3rd YORKSHIEMAN: "You was lucky..."
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  8361. We could reverse climate change if we ceased using fossil fuels, ceased eating meat, ceased eating cereals, ceased eating fruit and ceased eating vegetables. A bit like a famine in a communist state.
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  8362. Bit late now.
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  8363.  @agoogleuser2507  Your reply represents H-speech against the Uniparty. Expect the cops to smash down your door in three, two, one...
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  8364. Those who make peaceful change impossible make revolution inevitable.
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  8365. I'd be happy if a very small nuclear weapon could be detonated at Saviletown.
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  8366. The Falklands definitely belong to Britain, but Argentina claims they're a part of Argentina. If Argentina and the Falklands are the same country, it means Argentina belongs to Britain. Simple logic.
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  8367. I left a harmless, inoffensive comment here yesterday and it's gone. YouTube's automatic algorithms will delete a comment about somebody who died hundreds of years ago because it offends somebody. Wow.
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  8368. Visiting the Pyramids is tantamount to supporting slavery.
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  8369.  @IanDarley  Carrie is worried 'cos England always loses to Germany in the penalties.
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  8370. Who would you vote for - The Peoples' Front of Judea or the Judean Peoples' Front? Who would you vote for - the Tories or Labour? Same feckin difference.
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  8371.  @tommyblackwell3760  I've just been watching a recording of the movie "Downfall", about the fall of Berlin in '45. Unlike Biden, Hitler had enough courage to take responsibility for his own actions and blow his brains out.
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  8372.  @nickryder9669  Generally speaking, as a white bloke, I can walk through a Catholic or Irish or Chinese or Jewish district without getting abused or mugged.
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  8373.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  I greatly respect you, Simon, but you're mistaken about the RAF's early raids against Germany. The raids were against Kriegsmarine ports and therefore wholly within the rules of war The targets comprised oil storage, dock facilities and so on. Claiming a raid was on Hamburg or wherever is false. The raids were against the naval facilities. Navigation and bomb-aiming were very poor in '39 and '40, hence damaged cities and civilian deaths. Please consider the early daylight raids by Wellingtons against naval targets in early September 1940. The aircraft lacked self-sealing fuel tanks and suffered catastrophic casualties. Wellingtons were withdrawn from service until new tanks could be fitted. The RAF raided the invasion barges in channel ports during the Battle of Britain. Bomber Command lost more aircrew than Fighter Command during the BoB. Stating the raids were against Cherbourg or wherever means the port, not the city. Keep up the good work, you moustachioed hero. But on this ONE issue you're mistaken.
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  8374.  @LargeChap  I miss you on weekday afternoons, Steve.
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  8375. "It's not theft, it's reparations!" "It's not mass murder in Waukesha, it's a response to systemic racism!" "It's not a terror attack, it's mostly peaceful!" "We're not paedophiles, we're "minor attracted persons!"
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  8376.  @steveo4991  I come here for the videos. I linger for the wise and hilarious comments.
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  8377.  @the_aurora  The Amish?
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  8378.  @MDM1992  I mean - offer military training to tens of thousands of angry mews lambs and give them weapons. WHAT. COULD. POSSIBLY. GO. WRONG ?
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  8379. Clarkson would never run if he could drive instead.
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  8380. I want Clarkson, Hammond and May to be given the task of privatising the BBC. There is no quicker way to put the BBC upside-down, in a ditch and on fire.
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  8381. I was selected as a question-asker at QT back in 1990. You write your name, your occupation and your question. I was selected because my occupation at that time was very working class, they probably thought I'd be a barely-audible numpty. My question was about the ERM and the proposed European currency. Tebbit was on the panel with Heseltine. I got my point across with my second follow-up question. I was very hostile to the Europhiles, loads of groans of horror from the audience as I wrecked them.
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  8382.  @cupidstunts.stcmedia.6618  A Ginger Pride march would be condemned by the BBC. As with the British countryside and skiing, there wouldn't be many Africans.
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  8383.  @sirwinstonchurchill2052  I heard this in Winnie's voice. "Shumthing wrong here. We should've stopped them at the beaches".
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  8384.  @rozperry9986  What was it Churchill said? Something about, "If you're not on the left when you're young, you have no heart. If you're not on the right when you're grown up, you don't have a brain".
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  8385.  @DudeSilad  So Eddie starred in another film I've never heard of? And you say Eddie ruined it? Sounds like something Eddie would do.
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  8386.  @AnOldEnglishBloke  Please consider joining Bridgen's constituency Conservative Association. I was a Tory activist for 29 years until I realised I was supporting a party which despised its own electorate. Mr. Bridgen might have difficulty in being re-selected as the conservative candidate for the seat. A few more votes from people like you at the adoption meeting could save his Parliamentary career. My own MP is a weak woke wet. If he had the balls of Andrew Bridgen, I'd rejoin the Party immediately. (EDIT - I believe Mr. Bridgen is no longer in the Conservative Party. So joining the Tories to support him would be counter-productive.)
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  8387.  @WN_Byers  Agreed.
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  8388. The arrow in the thumbnail is pointing at the bloke's gonads. I've received nasty shocks on pot holed roads, but never in the gonads.
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  8389. Scotland blames the English like some black folk blame waycism. Gotta blame somebody else for what they themselves fooked up.
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  8390.  @williwonkah.9242  Finland funds its state with its own taxpayers. Scotland funds its state with English taxpayers. Hence a bloated enlarged Scottish state sector, paid for by the English. Scotland couldn't become independent without sacking half its workforce.
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  8391.  @Looshfarmer  If socialists understood economics, they wouldn't be socialists. If the SNP understood economics, they'd remain in the Union. If the SNP understood "independence", they wouldn't want to become a tiny puppet province on the far edge of the European superstate.
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  8392.  @williwonkah.9242  I'll wait until the weekend and enjoy several. Here's a story about the Queen Mum, when she visited South Africa and was shaking hands with dignitaries. One elderly grizzled Afrikaner said to the Queen Mum, "I've never forgiven the English for what they did to my people". Imagine the shock of the other dignitaries, until the Queen Mum replied, "We Scots feel exactly the same way". Smiles all around. Winston Churchill once said, "Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell, in such a way as they look forward to the journey". I reckon the Queen Mum did a good job, and honour was satisfied all round.
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  8393. Diane Abbott claims there were 50 people at Mr. Starmer's party. She counted them all on the fingers of one hand.
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  8394.  @duaneshort186  I'd be offended if you weren't offended.
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  8395. Imagine Diane as an air traffic controller. "Steer 23 degrees no 230 degrees no twenty-twelvety degrees and descend to 20 feet. No, 2000 feet. No, 230,000 feet. Watch out for traffic coming from your left, no your right, no your other left and 30 feet below you. Or 3000 feet above. From your right no your left. Or dead ahead".
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  8396. Our first-past the-post system is unfit for purpose. A party like UKIP or Reform could get a third of the vote in a general election, but fail to obtain a single seat. I hate to say it, but the system used in the (cough splutter) Euro elections (retch) was better.
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  8397. To save the planet, fast food companies like McDonalds should cease selling all meat products, all cereal products and all fruit and vegetable products. Simple, done.
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  8398.  @machinesofgod  I recall an excerpt from a German officer's diary, as used in a TV documentary. Something like, "We have finally reached Paris. Our advance took 26 years".
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  8399. Tik Tok is designed to put a concealed "Trojan horse" in your phone. It's hidden in plain sight, seemingly innocuous within thousands of lines of code. Years from now in a future crisis, the Chinese government can throw a switch and disable hundreds of millions of phones across the globe.
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  8400.  @hayno7066  And he supports Brexit.
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  8401. Cultural diversity.
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  8402. I'm worried in case Zemmour sends the migrants to the UK. Are there enough dinghies?
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  8403. Big difference between authentic migrants who are fleeing political/racial murder, and economic migrants who want to undercut the wages of actual Americans. I'm British. Same here and in Ireland, Sweden, France and other countries.
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  8404.  @TheAmericanPrometheus  Ah, that would be an ecumenical matter.
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  8405.  @bandgeekforlife406  Immanuel Kant was a real pissant. I drink therefore I am.
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  8406.  @moaningpheromones  Slowly going forward 'cos we can't find reverse! Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. It's worse than that - he's dead, Jim!
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  8407.  @MyMy-tv7fd  Guess which religion worships at a big black cube.
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  8408. Kipling's poem "If" might be banned because it describes how to be a man. Homophobic. Transphobic. Misogynistic. Welcome to 2021.
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  8409.  @Joe-og6br  Maggie had LOADS of enemies who despised her for rocking their boat.
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  8410. Eddie reminds me of Meg Griffin. An ugly girl with a pink beret and glasses. Shut up Meg.
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  8411.  @jumblestiltskin1365  Sorry, my mistake. Well spotted.
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  8412.  @skylinefever  BEST. REPLY. STREAM. EVER.
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  8413. Getting a fooking job always helps.
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  8414.  @charlesnelson5187  You yourself must decide if the good times (lots of f*cking and drinking, I hope) justified the time and effort you put in.
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  8415. I can go one step further. A menopausal, pre-menstrual wife with uncontrollable rages. Please kill me now.
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  8416.  @BusbyTreeSurgery  I recall when the Disability Discrimination Act came in. There's a local big store which sells Hondas, Harleys, Guzzis and other makes of bike. The council demanded that a wheelchair-accessible toilet must be provided for shoppers. Unaware that motorcyclists don't use wheelchairs until AFTER they've bought their bike.
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  8417. Also, I never wash my genitals.
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  8418. Jussie claims these hunters were Scandinavians wearing Trump regalia.
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  8419.  @macclift9956  His WEF-sponsored colleagues wanted him.
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  8420.  @davidatkinson5858  My former MP had your name. A good bloke.
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  8421. I'm truly glad we've got PJW.
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  8422. Still subbed but I never get alerts about your channel or any other.
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  8423. The US did it.
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  8424. The British Empire did more to destroy the Atlantic slave trade than any other power on earth in the whole of history. Let's blame Whitey for slavery. Makes sense if you work for the BBC.
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  8425. If the right to bear arms is to be removed, please start by removing guns from Chicago. Otherwise the only people who'll disarm are the law-abiding citizens.
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  8426.  @friendlyfire7861  MARTIANS: "Ack ack ack ack ack". Means stuff to them but not to me.
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  8427. Soon you'll only get a mortgage if your bank approves your political opinions.
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  8428. AY UP LOTUS EATERS! (2 Tone usually leaves this message. Imitation is the sincerest blah blah blah.)
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  8429. Lots of jogging is good for the heart.
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  8430.  @briandouglas2123  Go woke, go... diversity yay!
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  8431.  @jerrybrickley2115  You can take the fresh prince out of Bel Air, but you can't take the gangsta out of the gangsta.
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  8432.  @briandouglas2123  I want the Oscars to be even more inclusive. Not just hire presenters on the basis of their ethnicity, not just give priority to black folks when awarding Oscars. Let's also give awards to women with penises. Diversity yay.
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  8433.  @clemobenoit5813  Gotta give priority to awarding black actors cos reparashuns n slavry n sheet.
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  8434.  @TBarton7849  No, many of us are judging the Oscars on the basis of whether hiring and awarding mediocre performers actually encourages talent or diminishes it.
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  8435.  @TBarton7849  Tell that to the Academy, which deliberately selected their hosts and academy winners on the grounds of ethnicity.
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  8436. Import doctors from Mogadishu and Bangladesh, and what do you expect?
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  8437.  @philjones6054  I'm up to speed now. Agreed.
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  8438. REMINDER: Julian Assange remains in prison as you're reading this. His only crime was to expose illegal criminal acts by the rich and mighty.
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  8439.  @KnownNiche1999  True. Most B-people in the US are at least partly W. They tend to be creamy-coffee, not true B. Behaviour depends on which genetic characteristics come to the fore.
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  8440.  @digitalT83  As a white heterosexual male, I'm the most hated person in the western world.
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  8441.  @NicholasWarnertheFirst  Oh, an anti-Brexit moaner is discovered!
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  8442.  @pollyparrot8759  Thankyou, good friend. I am welcome to my irrational fantasy, as you are to yours. May our gods bless us all.
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  8443.  @tonylyons7711  This only happened in Holland thanks to their electoral system. The British electoral system favours the big parties. An alternative party like UKIP / Reform could win one third of the national vote without gaining one single seat. Technically speaking: We be completely and utterly forked.
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  8444. And all in the best possible taste. Until his clothes fall off.
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  8445. @Expo Scotland No. I'm in a supermarket reading car magazines before replacing them on the shelves. Two well-groomed young men pick up the magazines about body building. "Ooh look at him, he's fit", they say. They're not interested in health and body building, they just like to look at naked muscular men and get that way themselves.
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  8446. Haha!
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  8447. I am a victim of far right hate attacks and I'm traumatised. A seagull shat on my car. Some rubbish blew down the road into my garden. I stepped in some dog poo. Unlike YOU, I can identify a far right hate crime when I see one. Everything I dislike is the result of far right extremism. I say it's a hate crime. If you say it's NOT a hate crime, you yourself are a Nazi.
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  8448. Your comments don't count, like your vote. Everything is banned unless it supports the narrative of the Uniparty.
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  8449. Reminds me of an old Bob Monkhouse joke. "I dated a girl who was half English and half Italian. She only shaved under one arm".
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  8450.  @Buster_Piles  Agreed 100%. With his decaying head on a spike over Traitor's Gate.
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  8451. I'm certain both Simon and I oppose racism. What we dislike is dishonesty of the anti-white racist movement. We also dislike our own indigenous British people being disadvantaged and ethnically-cleansed.
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  8452.  @lenlooksback7981  You're feeling ill and coughing blood. You wait weeks to see your doctor. Eventually you get to see a doctor who's a gay African migrant. Only got his job on that basis. Happens every day in the NHS.
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  8453. Fleming's novel depicted manhood. Being a male is now regarded as a hate crime. I identify as a man. People should cease hating me.
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  8454. Oh come on! The pointed stick was invented in Africa, and the innovation has gone right around the world.
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  8455.  @therespectedlex9794  Not that we know of. Undoubtedly Jones is preparing an interpretive dance as a protest. That'll frighten Putin's armoured divisions, right?
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  8456.  @PaIaeoCIive1684  Overtly gay contestants: I say, "Down with this sort of thing".
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  8457. Biden's arse is lost as well. He can't find it without a nurse to assist him.
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  8458.  @reshpeck  It'd be funny if Peter Griffin did it.
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  8459.  @wisepranker  Can kelly, paddy and wise please agree with me that this bloke does indeed resemble a real-life Ie5814n. All this bloke needs is a pair of Dr. Martens, baggy jeans, tattoos and some piercings and he'd be identical to them. Although the REAL ones have crew-cuts, not wigs.
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  8460.  @kellyw8017  Take a Ford and put Vauxhall badges on it. Modify the dash board. Change the seats and the wheels. Is the Ford now a Vauxhall, or a car which has been trashed, debased and ruined?
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  8461.  @Paul-rm9ev  I prefer "woman" for a woman and "noncewoman" for pigs in wigs.
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  8462.  @TC-ts2ns  We've been enriched again.
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  8463. "Woman's movement". The term suggests to me a coiled-up poo on a wooden chair.
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  8464. Am I the ONLY person visiting this video who's actually enjoyed looking at pictures of naked ladies since his mid-teens? Looking at ladyparts is nice. I've always enjoyed doing so.
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  8465.  @Wolf-hh4rv  The NF used to leave cards in phone boxes. The cards read, "Look around you. What do you see? Another reason for joining the National Front".
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  8466.  @adriantowe278  Me too. Ray Purchase is my third identity. Soon I'll need to name myself after a different secondary character from a TV comedy.
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  8467.  @MrMarkg1968  I was a Tory activist at that time. Great days. But I allowed my 29-year Tory membership to lapse under Cameron.
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  8468.  @MrMarkg1968  Thanks! I wouldn't have known NARC's meaning without you. I've learned something.
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  8469. I like comments which are short and funny. Like Sadiq Khan's penis. (See what I did there?)
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  8470.  @sallywright8065  I believe the "he" in anthony's reply refers to Michael Fabricant MP, who doesn't claim to be a woman. However, Fabricant is a self-confessed bisexual with a male husband/partner. And the worst wig in politics.
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  8471.  @eeroala5132  No, the Brits and Yanks were far ahead of the Germans. Every German superweapon combined didn't add one day to the length of the war. The ONLY German equipment which exceeded that of the western allies was the V2. That's because the western allies knew V2 rockets were utterly useless for winning WW2.
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  8472. The Establishment used to describe Brexiteers as far right thugs, until more than half the voters supported Brexit. I am a softly-spoken middle-aged family man with a small business. I wear my badge as a right wing thug with pride.
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  8473. Funny how virtually every commissioner/chief of police tends to be female and/or black. Selected on the basis of ability? I don't think so. I'm a middle-aged guy with a limp and some flab. I demand selection for the next 100 metres Olympic squad. What's the difference?
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  8474. Clarkson should've asked the Stig to make the apology on his behalf.
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  8475. I refuse to accept advice from an elderly bloke in a dress who can't get laid.
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  8476. A man will always attract women if he has two things: A good set of teeth and a huge pile of money. But the money might suffice on its own.
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  8477.  @bigrusscarrey3740  It's sad that real-life lesbians never resemble the ones on PornHub.
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  8478. Are Sydney and Paul Joseph Watson siblings? No, but many of us regard them as OUR siblings.
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  8479.  @kevanbodsworth9868  Not a comment about Greta. A comment about the type of person who's waiting for her. Maybe trans-women with appendages still attached. If you're offended by my comment, YouTube isn't for you.
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  8480. "Reach for the Sky"? Sorry, I'm a nerd as well.
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  8481.  @SoulforSale  Let's make it harder for decent people without a criminal record to get a gun licence. That'll stop career-criminals with illegal weapons from shooting each other, right?
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  8482. British Leyland: "Let's design cars with very unreliable engines". MG Rover: "Why have people stopped buying our cars?"
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  8483.  @EtonieE25  YES! Also, the judiciary have proposed cracking down on teenagers smoking illegally by using police drones to watch waste ground and open spaces. Couldn't get more dystopian if you tried.
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  8484. Al Sharpton claims this guy was President Trump wearing blackface.
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  8485.  @99fruitbat94  Yellow Brick Road.
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  8486. They become even more interesting when they get their first words.
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  8487.  @edda682  AGREED.
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  8488.  @sa3270  Yep. Next time, Biden or Kamala will have 101% of the votes.
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  8489.  @IvanM272  Agreed. Remind me: How many tens of $millions is the Castro personal fortune worth?
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  8490. Bout reparashuns n slavvry n sheet.
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  8491. Priti Placebo.
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  8492. He's a gud boi, jus gettin his college diploma, luvs his baby-momma, that judge be way sist n sheet. Also - Trump's fault.
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  8493. One day, Simon, the police will come to arrest you for wrong-think. You'll have expressed an opinion which prompts the police to check your thinking. If that happens, tell them it wasn't you. It was Alex Belfield with a "deep fake" app.
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  8494.  @andrewnewstead4367  The best, most intelligent people visit Mr. Felton's videos.
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  8495. I help the environment by farting into bottles and using the saved gas to heat my water. Don't laugh. It'll became compulsory very soon.
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  8496.  @kyoai  Agreed. My family left Africa about 20,000 years ago. We migrated across Europe and hunted mammoths on the way. We crossed Doggerland's big rivers on log canoes and we've been here ever since.
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  8497.  @lyndoncmp5751  Agreed. The "broad front" was a bad idea. The problem was always resupply. Very difficult to get supplies through from the coast when every port was blocked, mined, broken and defended by stubborn Wehrmacht soldiers. That's why the Allies had to hug the coast rather than strike inland.
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  8498.  @lyndoncmp5751  A successful general is one who fouls-up less often than his opponent.
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  8499. Why don't they stand up for the grooming gang victims?
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  8500.  @themagnumtodd  This was in the 1990s. Sometimes a cop can't predict how a driver might react. I can't blame the cop for being cautious. Maybe I got it wrong, maybe the cop had his hand on his weapon but didn't draw it. But it was indeed the whole "Get out of the car, show me your hands, place your hands on the car" malarkey.
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  8501. So-called "concentration camps" were used by the US in their war against Spain, and by the British in South Africa. The Germans used the term in a different way.
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  8502.  @tinastrongbow3292  Yes, and I'm wearing my bushy moustache with my off-white safari suit.
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  8503.  @SilverSparkles22  Sorry, I went all Cosmo Smallpiece for a moment. I apologise if that's an obscure reference.
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  8504. What a load of bollards.
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  8505.  @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658  I've never trusted the Chinese, since Mr. Washee-Washee stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  8506. The De Havilland Hornet was designed for the same task but it was hugely superior.
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  8507.  @maryanngantt3845  ...what?
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  8508.  @maryanngantt3845  I have NEVER disrespected Her Majesty. I suspect one of my comments was deleted by a leftie who disliked my support. Interesting thought about the balcony appearance: The balcony held the reigning Queen, a future queen and three future kings. I expect this is the first and last time in British history that this could ever happen.
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  8509. Rishi intends to feck up the UK as much as he possibly can, lose the election, resign his seat, receive a peerage and get himself a job with the WEF.
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  8510. (I've left similar comments before. If you like the analogy, please repeat it yourself.)
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  8511.  @AndyTheGabbyCabby  Thank YOU for YOUR work, Sir. One day videos like yours will be regarded as illegal proto-terrorist radicalisation. You'll be prosecuted and banned in the name of protecting free speech. Keep going whilst you still can.
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  8512. I rarely laugh at funny comments but yours got me sniggering.
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  8513.  @MartinSparkes-BadDragon  The indigenous people of New Zealand originated from Africa. Same as me. I'm white British. My ancestors arrived in the British Isles about 700 generations ago. They crossed Doggerland on foot and hunted mammoths on the way. They followed the advice of Scott Adams and just got away from the B-people.
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  8514.  @cornishhh  AMOEBA LIVES MATTER.
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  8515. Never mind the Fairey Battle. I want a video about the Pixie Punch-Up.
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  8516. Straight white men are good for creating civilisation. Wokists are good at destroying it.
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  8517.  @aindriubradleymarshall6226  No copyright. Please repeat widely.
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  8518.  @tobias9859  Agreed. You and I have uniformity of opinion. But anyone who compels us to accept their opinion can f*ck off.
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  8519. My Austin A35 is the only car I'll ever need. Free road tax, no need for an MOT and ULEZ-exempt. An mildly-tuned motor and a five-speed box. A recycled car. Roofrack for carrying rubbish to the tip or a canoe to the harbour. 50 mpg and more smiles per mile than any Golf. But it has downsides as well...
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  8520.  @Nathan-ls4xt  THREE THINGS WE CAN GUARANTEE WITH CERTAINTY: 1.) 2tone will write "AY UP". 2.) The Lotus Eaters will provide an interesting discussion. 3.) This government will fork up everything it touches.
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  8521.  @ario4795  I wouldn't doubt that chariots might have been invented in sub-Saharan Africa. Chariots need a large treeless space in which to operate. Thousands of years ago, much of Europe was covered with trees.
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  8522.  @Uppernorwood976  I looked in my garden shed. There weren't any black people there. Mr. Olusoga says claiming there were no black people in my garden shed is racist. My shed is FULL of black people, but I refuse to acknowledge their presence because of systemic racism.
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  8523.  @jonathanwells223  Experts in the Roman arenas found it's virtually impossible to train zebras to pull carts or chariots. It was exceedingly difficult, and the audiences couldn't appreciate the effort and skill involved. Much easier to thrill a crowd by throwing criminals among hungry hyenas.
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  8524.  @stumccabe  Always lovely to be corrected by persons whose knowledge is greater than mine.
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  8525.  @candy-le4nh  David Olusoga is much loved by the BBC as a diversity-hire historian. Mr. O seems to claim that every great thing in British history was accomplished by B people. Somebody needs to tell Mr. O that he's an inadequate historian who's only got a job ahead of W people because he's B.
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  8526.  @englishciderlover7347  Henry VIII's admirals needed to raise valuable objects from the Mary Rose. They required someone who could swim down and attach a rope to a gun. They hired a north African fisherman who specialised in diving for sponges, a swimmer who could hold his breath for a long time. I assume he returned to his homeland after finishing his job. But diversity-hire historians like David Olusoga would claim he was one of thousands who lived here permanently.
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  8527. What's wrong with blokes wearing wigs? The wig of Michael Fabricant MP is even worse.
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  8528. I love the names which appear here.
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  8529. Lots of Replies have disappeared.
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  8530.  @Nachos_with_a_slice_of_lime  The anglosphere are the best countries in the world. Or they used to be until we allowed wokism to destroy them.
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  8531.  @JackCarsonite  I hope any Irish reading my joke won't be offended. In Ireland, the same joke would be told about a Kerryman, someone from Kerry.
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  8532.  @kwicksandz  Is that you, Clem?
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  8533. AY UP LOTUS EATERS.
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  8534. William the Bastard. Seriously, almost a thousand years have passed and I'm still angry about this.
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  8535. Ginger is better. Let your natural colour return. Ensure collar and cuffs match.
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  8536. Plenty of non-Muslim drug gangs as well. But unlikely to be a Cockney.
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  8537.  @pete-manley  THANKS for your kind expression of goodwill, which I extend back to you. Leftists would regard your gentle words as something-ist and offensive.
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  8538. Gotta pay for fugees somehow. A 4-star hotel near me is now used for fugee accommodation. 300 yards from the beach, where women like to sunbathe topless in the summer. I'm looking forward to July, when 100+ fugees will walk 300 yards and visit the beach. My council might need to employ boobie inspectors, who'll advise topless women to cover their bodies, sharia-style.
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  8539. "Bull" is a very based name.
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  8540.  @spitfiremark1a768  Aha! Is that the one where the pilots said, "You can teach MONKEYS to preach better than that! Decka-decka-decka-decka". (Sorry, referencing the best name on YouTube again.)
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  8541.  @spitfiremark1a768  You and I had a discussion about colour schemes a year or two ago. I'm pleased YT hasn't banned you yet.
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  8542.  @Qardo  Clarkson has the best flaws... IN THE WORLD!
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  8543. The Guardian claims your achievement stems from white privilege and systemic racism. The BBC told me so. Sorry, was that a joke? Any minute now, Twat Valley Police will arrest me.
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  8544. Prince Andrew was caught in a hu knee trap when he visited a billionaire's island. I've left comments about this, but somebody falsely reported my comments as h eight crime. The Al Gore rhythms delete my comment if I use proper nouns. Especially the name of the billionaire's lady assistant whose dad did useful work for a middle eastern country.
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  8545. Sometimes I reply to my own comment, to see whether my comment is still there or already deleted.
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  8546. I like the fact that the Nazi Stuka ace Hans-Ulrich Rudel was living in Argentina in 1982, and saw "his" side getting smashed by the Brits yet again.
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  8547. I hope they don't lose their jobs.
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  8548.  @bill-2018  Here in the UK, the electoral system is rigged to favour either a Labour or a Conservative government. A party led by the likes of Nigel Farage might receive one quarter of the national vote but zero seats.
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  8549. Rishi released his tax details yesterday (23 March). On any normal day, the tax affairs of a billionaire prime minister from India would've been front page news and caused resentment among the electorate. Instead, Rishi released his details on the same day as Boris got hauled over the coals for eating cake with his staff during the Lockdown. Result: Everyone looks the other way. It's sleight of hand. Same with EVERY important news story.
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  8550. The Kaiser caused the war. The German constitution was at fault. It afforded the Kaiser executive power. An aggressive militarist megalomaniac controls Germany. What happens next? Yours is a nice point about Princess Victoria.
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  8551.  @UteHeggenTranswidowHeals  I won't tell you my own story because it might attract nasty trolls. Suffice to say that there are times when passing away a few days earlier can be a blessing. I've had dogs put down when they're in distress. I'd afford the same grace for humans.
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  8552. The Flying Spaghetti Monster looks at the Abrahamic god and says, "What a sh*t-show".
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  8553. James reviewing his watch collection would be more entertaining than an entire series of Top Gear without him.
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  8554.  @thenotanclan  I would trust James May to marry my daughter, run the country, fix my plumbing and recategorise my stamp collection. Jezza would f*ck up all of these tasks in a hilarious way. The Hamster would put them all upside-down, in a ditch and on fire.
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  8555.  @Fire.4Effect  No. There is a well-established philosophical differentiation between violence and force. It's as old as the hills. Goes back to the ancients, well-understood by philosophers ever since. I appreciate this might be the first time 99% of the people reading these comments might be unaware of the distinction. The problem is always: When does force become violence?
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  8556.  @jimandgailgee3450  These numpties feel justified in breaking the law by blocking the road. I'm justified in breaking the law to unblock the road. In this case, two wrongs make a right.
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  8557.  @sbn415xoxo  Jussie says the shooter was an Amish guy wearing Trump regalia.
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  8558. Epstein and Maxwell did indeed run a honeytrap operation. Film princes and politicians fornicating with juveniles, and turn the screw. Andy with a juvenile could bring down the Royal Family. Similar with Clinton or Trump.
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  8559.  @ChristineRead-ck1uq  Couldn't possibly be the peaceful religion. Rishi's speech told us everything would be sweet and lovely, provided we all smiled and held hands and gave each other warm thoughts. Perhaps the peaceful people misunderstood how to make things warm.
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  8560.  @annabetz9694  Buy British instead.
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  8561.  @scaryfakevirus  All going as planned.
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  8562.  @letsdiscussitoversometea8479  Captain Smith played by Idris Elba.
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  8563. 20,000 years ago, sea levels were 120 metres lower and most of the UK was covered by the ice sheet. Global warming was caused by farting mammoths and aurochs.
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  8564. Less than 25 years separates this aircraft from the Hawker VTOLs.
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  8565. MICHAEL CORLEONE TO FREDO: "You're my brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides against the family again". Harry can never again be trusted. Any private conversation which Harry has with his family will be noted down, twisted, manipulated, taken out of context and repeated in the tabloid newspapers of the entire world. The Royals are wholly justified in keeping Harry at arm's length for the rest of his life.
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  8566. QUESTION: What happened to Fredo?
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  8567.  @Bugster987  Yes but the Tories say, "Bad? Hold my beer".
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  8568.  @alanjones6359  Kesselring should've sacked Goering and sent the Wehrmacht to invade in rubber dinghies.
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  8569. I preferred the era when "goblin" still meant performing fellatio.
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  8570. I replied to you earlier but it's been deleted.
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  8571. Agreed. Jeremy made a mistake by not asking the Stig to voice the apology.
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  8572.  @jimmycampbell78  YouTube is very strange these days. It claims my original comment has three replies, but only yours is visible.
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  8573. Interesting to observe how everyone avoids the elephant in the room. Importing millions of antisemitic people from primitive societies will have consequences.
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  8574. I misread the title as "Huge Erection" and expected a different kind of video.
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  8575. Your comment is too intelligent to ever be expressed on the BBC.
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  8576. The 262 wasn't deadly. Historians have established the 262 had a kills : losses ratio of 1.5 : 1. Mediocre, considering the 262's principle target was heavy bombers. By comparison, the Tempest had a kills : losses ratio of 7 : 1. Similar picture with other allied types.
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  8577.  @RomanHistoryFan476AD  You have good taste. As do most of the people who subscribe to this channel.
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  8578.  @zen4men  Agreed. If CND had won the day, the Berlin Wall would not have fallen. It's plausible both you and I would be dead and rotting in a ditch right now, somewhere between the Iron Curtain and the Belgian coast.
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  8579.  @jimmartin4430  Yes. Exactly. Pay Pakistan to take them.
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  8580.  @johnlesoudeur3653  I'm in one of the whitest towns in England. Half the people in the town centre are clearly of non-European origin. Plus they're mostly under 40. Technically speaking: We be completely f*cked.
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  8581.  @PeteCourtier  Is that you, Clem? (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  8582.  @incurableromantic4006  Ooh for f's sake...
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  8583. More than half of London's electorate is not indigenous British.
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  8584.  @haza123b4  Mainly white people, whose ancestors lived in London and other parts of the UK for several generations. Can also include Jews, and descendants of the Huguenots and other groups.
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  8585.  @edmundblackaddercoc8522  We've already hit the iceberg. Most people don't yet know it because the lights are on and the restaurants are still open. A horrific tragedy has been set in motion which cannot now be prevented. What's worse is that the officers on the bridge hit the iceberg on purpose.
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  8586. Jussie says the attacker was James Woods in blackface.
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  8587.  @lpj55  Yaarrgghhh, I like a drop o' Captain Morgan.
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  8588.  @ianboyd9723  That could be done as well, but they're not cheap. I've got a premises where I often provide rooms for university students. they're in and out of their rooms all f*ckin' night. Other people can't sleep 'cos of the doors slamming. I had lots of cuddly toys (Teddy bears, cute penguins etc.) so I put one cuddly toy inside each room, tied to the door frame via an "eye" ring. When people are going in and out dozens of times, they jam a cuddly toy in the doorway to prevent slamming. OBVIOUSLY they remove the cuddly toy and lock their door, before sleeping or m*st*rbating or going out to the pub or uni, and the door is ONLY wedged whilst they're in the immediate vicinity. It's not rocket science to have a soft sausage of foam rubber bound with yellow tape, tied to the door frame. Wedge the door open whilst it's in use. Remove the hi-vis sausage at the end of the day. A bit like the red bungs used on aircraft whilst they're on the ground, to prevent birds from nesting in air intakes.
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  8589.  @matthewb9621  Never heard of that one, but I've had dozens of inspections by every f*ckin' type of pen-pushing box-ticking university-educated jobsworth w*nker on God's Earth. I ALWAYS give great respect to fire officers, 'cos they're the real deal. Every air force fits hi-vis bungs to gun barrels, engine air intakes and so on whilst an aircraft is on the ground, to prevent water ingress and to stop birds from nesting in engine nacelles. It's not rocket science to take a foam rubber sausage, bind it with yellow and black hi-vis tape and connect it to the door frame with an eye-ring. I do something similar myself. Leave the sausage in place during the school day. Ensure the hi-vis wedge (possibly with red ribbon attached)is removed at the end of every day,
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  8590.  @ianboyd9723  Agreed 100%. The whole f*ckin' subject is utter f*ckery, invented by f*ckin' Sturgeon as a means of wasting English money. ANY gap into a corridor will SPREAD the virus, not diminish it. Why not open a f*ckin' window, or haven't windows been invented yet in Scotland?
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  8591. ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX FOR PRESIDENT!
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  8592.  @martindornan1667  Our "first past the post" electoral system is at fault. In Scotland, it enables the SNP to obtain a disproportionate number of seats, greatly exceeding their share of the vote. Across the UK, an alternative party such as Reform could obtain one third of the national vote without winning a single seat. UKIP couldn't have won ANY seats in the European Parliament if the first past the post system had been used.
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  8593. Bible didn't mention penguins or polar bears either.
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  8594.  @GRUTTLaw  The guests were all looking for the leader of the Labour Party. Keir Starmer arrived and said, "So am I".
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  8595. At this stage, it's like replacing the officers on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. It'll make no difference now.
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  8596. Gotta get our surgeons and engineers somehow. Who cares if these British citizens can't actually speak English! They all deserve a rescue flight and a council flat. I'd be happy if they all went to live with Gary Lineker.
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  8597.  @fredflinstone6601  What part of my reply is "nonsense"? Every part of my reply is verifiable, except my subjective opinion about the one-balled former corporal.
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  8598. Franklin was a truly great ma. One of the greatest Britons AND greatest Americans in history.
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  8599. Very observant. Well done.
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  8600.  @violenceislife1987  The movie "The Great Escape" showed the German Army riding Triumph motorbikes, or so I've read. I myself wouldn't recognise them. Not implausible that the Wehrmacht used British kit. Lots of kit was captured at Dunkirk. Half the transport vehicles used in Barbarossa comprised civilian trucks, commandeered from civilians in the occupied territories. Huge quantities of new unissued British battledress uniforms were captured at Dunkirk. The Kriegsmarine issued British battledress to their U-boat crews. True story.
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  8601. The BBC hates you. Hate them back.
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  8602. And it all happened at the exact same time. Years have passed, and the Media suddenly swaps sides. It's almost like the Media took orders from somewhere.
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  8603. So Mr. Equiano was enslaved by blacks, and subsequently freed by whites. Let's blame white people. Yeah. Yeah. Orange Man Bad. Yeah.
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  8604. Nice to see your comments again, Jimmy! I haven't seen your comments since you, I and a few others embarrassed John Sweeney into deleting his channel!
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  8605. We must be mad. Literally mad.
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  8606.  @pennygretch  ...and he stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  8607. I saw a video on YouTube yesterday. Turkey deports 100,000 illegal migrants annually. That's what the UK needs to do.
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  8608. Mr. Grimsdale agrees.
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  8609. Diversity yay.
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  8610. Go woke, go... John Lewis doesn't know the fourth word.
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  8611. Was there a future for half the passengers on the Titanic?
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  8612. Provide seats and sell tickets.
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  8613.  @abitoffblacksmithing9985  "I'm not racist. I watch tons of black porn" - Brian Griffin.
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  8614.  @I_Don_t_want_a_handle  Reminds me of Harry Enfield as a posh southerner, keeping a northerner as a pet.
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  8615.  @thurin84  Not necessarily. I know the JFK movie made a big thing about this, but a shot to the rear quarter of the skull will spin the head around. Another error in the JFK movie was about the "magic bullet" which hit Kennedy and a passenger in the front. This occurred because the passenger was in a jump seat, slightly inboard from the side of the car. No magic bullet required.
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  8616.  @Leansophfit  Agreed. I recall a Family Guy episode where Stewie got into trouble about that. Her pimp still wanted payment.
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  8617.  @snakeplissken5480  YOU GOT IT !!! How else could you defend yourself against Kitten Hong?
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  8618.  @jrallan4  Leo is funny, but sometimes the comments are just as good.
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  8619. If everybody refused their vaccinations, covid would disappear within days. Because the pharmaceutical industry would no longer be making a profit, from selling you a remedy for a disease which 99.97% of people survive.
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  8620. Imagine if the internet's porno channels ONLY carried gay videos. Would you still go there? No, I wouldn't either. Except for the videos about lesbians.
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  8621. Did you see my tribute-comment to you?
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  8622. Nobody would seriously believe Harry and Meg are on a worldwide privacy tour. Even though it's true. Nobody would seriously believe the local cops are incompetent. Even though it's true.
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  8623.  @krishnan-resurrection714  Frequently, on his YouTube channel. Mahyar is very based.
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  8624. British government resists the invasion of Ukraine. British government welcomes invasion of Britain and accommodates the invaders in multistar hotels. Wow.
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  8625. It is necessary to invite the American president to state events such as the coronation. If Joe refuses to attend, the former President should be invited in his place.
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  8626.  @billdoor3140  Feeding the trolls just makes them hungrier. Which is doubly-applicable in the case of Bobby Sands.
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  8627.  @guff9567  Like Corbyn did back in the day.
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  8628.  @t-rex4211  Almost as tricky as wearing shoes on the correct feet. Or raising a son whom she sends to expensive schools, places in a secure job and then chases her around the table with scissors.
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  8629. I want Keef to stand for Parliament at the next general election. Book a hall or a theatre for a public hustings. I'd pay for a seat!
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  8630. This is a which hunt carried out by cnuts.
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  8631.  @alexander92179  Yep. Someone must've left a Reply which was intelligent and contrary to the narrative.
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  8632.  @baggierols73  Rik deserves his own stamps. Bottom, The Young Ones, The Comic Strip...
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  8633.  @paulineashcroft1485  Go woke go broke. But that can't happen because of the licence fee. But that's OK, I refuse to buy a licence anyway. I refuse to fund hate-filled propaganda directed at children.
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  8634.  @bigm383  And somebody in a wheelchair.
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  8635. That'd be going into the danger zone!
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  8636.  @markrowley2739  Is that you, Clem?
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  8637.  @MrThomasCWest  We need a different electoral system. The current system guarantees either a Labour or a Conservative (i.e. socialist) government. If the Westminster system had been used for the Euros, UKIP could not have won a single seat.
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  8638.  @markrowley2739  please keep an eye on Mrs. Purchase for me. Something's going on with her and Toast, I'm not sure what.
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  8639. Another reply arrived here. I read it by it's now disappeared.
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  8640. Gary self-abuses himself all the time.
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  8641. Haha!
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  8642. Will criminals with unregistered weapons take any notice of this? So the only people who'll comply with the law are peaceful persons who'd only ever use their weapons if hoodlums came to murder them.
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  8643. You are far too sensible ever to become vegan.
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  8644.  @joeywheelerii9136  There are lots of articles on YouTube and Wiki about this. The Red Army had sufficient reserves to afford heavy casualties and continue advancing, whereas the Wehrmacht could not. In 1945, Zhukov discovered the approaches to Berlin were sown with mines, making it impossible for his tanks to advance. Zhukov cleared a path through the minefields by sending massed waves of infantry ahead of his tanks. The Soviets were absolutely ruthless and profligate in the wastage of human life.
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  8645.  @nickvanachthoven7252  Always the same demographic, doing the stabbing. But - hey - it's R-ist for any TV journalist to mention the elephant in the room.
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  8646. Suella is controlled opposition.
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  8647. 6.) It appears that only about 160 people who've died with covid were under the age of 60. I can't find a definite figure, because some of the statistics aren't provided in a way that helps you and I find any figures they want to hide. My guess is that nearly all of those persons who died under the age of 60 already had cancer or equivalent.
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  8648.  @octowuss1888  I've posted six comments in this thread, but I've returned and discovered only three of them remain. What's amazing is that I'm posting statistics which I discovered on the NHS's own web sites about covid.
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  8649.  @octowuss1888  Please perform a Google search of the NHS's own covid statistics. The trouble is: I've posted these statistics on another video, and a sheep has reported it as false or hateful or something. As a result, using similar phrases which contain those percentages causes the algorithms to automatically delete my comment.
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  8650.  @strumbum946  Carole Shelby gave his pit crew his unused, engineless development Cobras after Le Mans. Nobody wanted engineless development cars and it was expensive to take them back to the States. Each of those cars would be worth eight figures today. Easy to be wise in hindsight.
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  8651.  @mjh5437  You are mistaken. I was born in Devonshire, a name often shortened to "Devon". There's a sign on the A35 road at the border between Dorset and Devon, which says "Welcome to Devonshire". Both terms are applicable. Go Google.
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  8652.  @susanwojcickisnicetwin  Thanks, pretty girl!
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  8653.  @johnharding6394  Lemon sole or shoe sole?
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  8654. Illegals being sent to Rwanda? I'll believe it when I see it.
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  8655.  @andrewgill2496  He leaves stains on his underpants.
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  8656.  @personalelorenzo6922  I look at Rishi and understand, Liars gotta lie.
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  8657. Epstein killed himself, in the same way that Frank Pentangeli killed himself after speaking with Tom Hagen in "The Godfather". Epstein killed himself so that the truth about his "honeypot" operation on behalf of an intelligence agency would never come out.
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  8658.  @gavinbennett1849  BBC claims the poverty in Tower Hamlets was caused by Brexit. maybe.
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  8659.  @koont666  Great story!
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  8660. These days you'd be labelled a waycist 'cos you're culturally appropriating.
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  8661.  @martinepstein3332  Find clips on YouTube. "I got a bullet to the head. It was either at Corregidor or the Little Big Horn. I can't remember. It was the one without the Injuns".
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  8662.  Ihateeejits  Priti Placebo.
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  8663.  @margaretpepper3550  I left a reply for you earlier, but it's disappeared.
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  8664. Party politics is dead. Ditch the Uniparty Tories and you'll get the Uniparty Labour instead.
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  8665. Or his mum.
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  8666. AGREED. Same argument about the Loch Ness Monster.
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  8667.  @franko1174  Slap heads!
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  8668.  @andrewfairborn6762  Benny Hill's number one target was plump middle-aged white men like himself. Compared with the ridicule which Benny heaped upon himself, women got off very light.
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  8669. I always knew Superman was gay. Nobody dresses like that except Superman and Elton John.
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  8670. Same here, but neither the robbers nor the shopkeepers have guns.
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  8671.  @sonialeaning2065  I was a card-carrying Tory activist for 29 years. I allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. I have far more in common with former Labour voters like you than I could ever have with this disgusting, incompetent and deliberately anti-British bunch of Tory Traitors.
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  8672.  @sonialeaning2065  I'm not a Toast fan. That ham actor spends too much time with my wife. It's almost like she's in a relationship with him. Toast's been playing Othello and there's blackface makeup across Mrs. Purchase's boobies.
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  8673.  @derekweiland1857  You might like to VERY briefly tell the tale, and the significance of that word. Sometimes Mark reads the comments.
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  8674.  @PoetofHateSpeech  100% true.
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  8675. Let's all start a totally unfounded rumour that Greta Thunberg burned a copy of a certain book. Sit back and laugh at what happens next.
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  8676. Imagine pro-gay cops in a rainbow-painted car investigating after a little boy is raped by a man. Would you have confidence that the cops will be impartial? Imagine Masonic cops investigating a swindle by members of a Masonic lodge. Would you have confidence that the cops will be impartial?
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  8677.  @rick-db1wr  This shooting is a normal event every weekend in Chicago and a dozen other cities. Virtually always B-on-B crime. But hey let's blame whyte folk.
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  8678.  @davidholdsworth1141  I wanna statue of Mohammed.
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  8679.  @macdaniel6029  Yes I do. The rhyme is sung to the tune of "Colonel Bogey". It's apiece of British wartime humour.
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  8680.  @MisterMitic  Haha!
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  8681.  @lylecrawford2794  Learned and learnt: Diversity in action.
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  8682.  @sandgrownun66  Diane says all three spelling options are correct.
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  8683.  @lylecrawford2794  That's fascism!
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  8684. Epstein and Maxwell ran a honey trap operation on behalf of Mossad.
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  8685. Some of my comments have disappeared. Andrew wouldn't have erased the comments because they supported his own views. Perhaps YouTube's automatic algorithms defined opposing the lockdown as hate speech. Perhaps a f*ckwit copper reported me for comparing police hi-vis jackets to Nazi brown shirts.
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  8686. It's sad that the conferences are no longer broadcast live on daytime TV. More people need to see this malarkey.
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  8687. I recall from my Biggles books that a Camel could carry eight X 25lb Mills bombs plus the weight of their racks. On that basis, a single 200lb missile could be carried on a rack under the fuselage. The missile would need to be fired in such a way as to avoid the airscrew and its back-wash. QUESTION: How much does a Sidewinder weigh?
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  8688. Describes the attackers as teenagers. What else? I'll bet a pound to a penny, but don't mention it 'cos it doesn't fit the narrative.
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  8689. I misread your word "reflection" as "erection". But maybe that works too.
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  8690. Agreed. Or else it's a case of - "Roses are very pretty" is allowed, but - "Cease the illegal cross-channel migration" EVERYTHING can be defined as hate speech if somebody disagrees.
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  8691.  @harry.flashman  True. What happens next?
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  8692. Mahyar will lose his bank account in three, two, one...
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  8693. Releasing dangerous murderers? Well yeah duh, the Democrats had to find some means of intimidating Whitey.
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  8694.  @metalicminer6231  Rik would be cancelled today.
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  8695.  @zephodb  Thomas Sowell is a better person than anyone who works for the BBC.
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  8696.  @alexanderthegreat2678  Every time I use the "W" word, my comment or reply is rendered invisible. Gotta write "weight" instead. Numpties think I'm referring to people with fat aarr55es. Gotta write that creatively as well or my comment disappears.
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  8697.  @briandouglas2123  He's not my king.
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  8698. I became confused with Patrick Stewart and assumed he'd become a Borg.
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  8699. ATC?
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  8700.  @pooooornopigeon  Very wealthy family, high Tories, respectable. The kind of people we hoi polloi are trained to trust. Exactly the people who have planned our replacement.
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  8701. Damned right there.
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  8702.  jhon.francis2.0  ello agin jon
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  8703.  @ogarnogin5160  Yeah. Make guns illegal. All decent, law-abiding folk will be defenceless. The only people possessing guns will be violent career-criminals. But Beetlejuice will be delighted.
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  8704.  @paul-soundaffected  What kind of f*ckwits name their daughter after a camel?
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  8705. I CAN'T FIND ZOOZOO'S PETALS! Everything I see has turned to sh*t! Take me back, Clarence. Take me back. I want to live again.
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  8706.  @RealYourNightmare1193  Sid the Manager and Mr. Angry are weeping with grief.
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  8707. Never mind the channel foogee crisis or the collapsed economy. "Oh look over there! It's a sexy spider / the return of covid / space aliens! Those who manipulate us are laughing at our gullibility.
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  8708.  @goofygrandlouis6296  I click on "REPLIES" and yours disappears. Apart from which: You're 100% correct. Technically speaking, we be f*c*ed.
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  8709.  @LinealNgannou  Thanks for your observations.
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  8710. Rishi should hire Will Smith to smack Starmer.
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  8711.  @terrenceholt5215  Abradolf Lincler from "Rick and Morty".
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  8712. Clement Freud.
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  8713.  @bazzatheblue  I'm actually Ray's albino brother, borrowing his computer. Toast has been doing Othello. Mrs. Purchase has black makeup all across her boobies and Ray can't understand why.
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  8714. What ethnicity is Mr. Potatohead? I always assumed he was of mixed race.
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  8715.  @dpstrial  Like you, my ancestors migrated across Europe, hunting bison, and used dugout canoes to cross the rivers where the North Sea is located today. Been here ever since.
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  8716. British media repeats the claim that the man was a Christian. Little mention that this Muslim " converted" to Christianity in order to claim he couldn't be returned to Syria because the Muslims would persecute him. I'm waiting for the BBC to blame Brexit. Or Trump.
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  8717. Ralph Wiggum will love this.
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  8718.  @hugohackenbush1554  What a hero she is.
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  8719.  @chuckhoyle1211  I'm British. Same thing with some UK cities, but with a mosque on every corner.
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  8720. Rwanda Plan was always designed to fail. "We tried our best to send back the gimmegrants and we can't". All part of the plan.
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  8721. According to the BBC, James Dreyfus is insufficiently gay to be allowed on TV.
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  8722. Wow! Just WOW! Mark does it again.
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  8723.  @vsk_bts  I'm British and in a business where more than half of my clients are Indian Hindus, Christians and Sikhs. Loads of students from countries like Taiwan and Hong Kong as well. Persons from Pakistan are very different and tend to be awkward to deal with. That's NOT r-ist - my wife is east Asian and our son is halfnhalf. It's NOT race, it's culture.
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  8724.  @drsiigabb9935  I can't remember your comment now, but I know it was funny.
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  8725.  @chrismith251  He's a little dodgy maybe, but underneath, he's alright.
    3
  8726. How about werewolves?
    3
  8727.  @HesH_WT  Thankyou for your correction, Hesh.
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  8728. Here in the UK, TV news has specifically stated this was NOT a terrorist attack. Go figure.
    3
  8729. I hope her chauffer is a drunk Frenchman who drives at twice the speed limit through twisty tunnels at night.
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  8730.  @nigelsynnott7344  Change the laws.
    3
  8731.  @abrahamlincoln5661  Is that you, Clem?
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  8732. It's LUVLY that MPs are finally getting what's been happening to the rest of us for decades.
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  8733.  @plainspeaking6297  We need the coppers to step aside for US, not for iz lamb.
    3
  8734.  @FatNorthernBigot  Is that you, Clem? I can hear you!
    3
  8735. Ricky is too white these days.
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  8736.  @davidbarlow350  I look forward to owning an electric car after the bugs have been ironed out. VHS video players were rubbish in the 1980s, but cost nearly as much as a new car. Loads of wealthy people bought the video players. Prices tumbled until they became affordable for us plebs.
    3
  8737. Adopt a false identity as a black Marxist living in London or Bristol. Put a picture of "yourself" on the back cover. You might interest the BBC in a series.
    3
  8738. Damn right.
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  8739.  B Koz  I do indeed see the truth. I'm simply repeating the Mayor's response to criticism.
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  8740.  @Mr.Grimsdale  That's the reason why Norman Pitkin never wanted to enter Parliament, Mr. Grimsdale. He was frightened of Parliament trying to enter HIM!.
    3
  8741. "Big-boned singer". Hahaha!
    3
  8742. YUP TOOTIE TOONEY!
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  8743. AY UP LOTUS EATERS!
    3
  8744. I think so.
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  8745.  Ace Adonis  Diana wasn't pregnant. The French autopsy proved that.
    3
  8746.  @jeanetteschweppe919  Her kids spent more time with their nannies than they ever spent with their mum.
    3
  8747.  @Nottinghamfinest  The truth needs to be told.
    3
  8748. If a farm goes communist, two years from now the people there will be starving. Then the capitalist farm next door will buy it.
    3
  8749. David Davies is a former SAS reservist who was raised in poverty. A serious hard nut. Despite being middle aged, if DD is on a rampage, his opponent will get hurt.
    3
  8750. Regarding stirrups, watch the movie "Spartacus". Kirk Douglas and almost every other actor used stirrups, which weren't available at that time. Laurence Olivier was the exception. He rode his horse WITHOUT stirrups. Go watch. See for yourself.
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  8751. Space-alien intervention?
    3
  8752. It's like Orwell's "1984". There wasn't actually a war being fought. Big Brother told the People that the economic poverty and sacrifices were necessitated by a fake enemy.
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  8753. @Ian 7777 I searched the BBC website at the time I left my first comment. The website at that time failed to mention the man was a Muslim. The BBC in this particular video links the murders to far right extremism, but declines to mention that he was a Muslim.
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  8754.  @MissCaraMint  Nazi being far right or far left: No difference between the commies and the Nazis when they put a bullet in your head. It's all semantics. Liberty is great. Everything else is f*ckwittery under different titles.
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  8755.  @Noises  I have no narrative. I wish the BBC had no narrative either.
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  8756.  @paulmay68  Pookie and Ray Ray.
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  8757. Neo-Marxism definitely exists. That's because REGULAR Marxism has failed EVERY time it's been implemented. There are loads of Marxist dickheads who'd be out of their jobs if they admitted, "I've been paid to teach complete rubbish throughout my entire career".
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  8758.  @uingaeoc3905  Uprising / revolt / rebellion / revolution / attack / onslaught / whatever.
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  8759.  @richardbradley2335  I click on Replies and yours disappears. YouTube's algorithms hate free speech.
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  8760.  @tealeafuk  I left a very similar comment here in this thread, a few hours ago. I've returned and it's been wiped away. Wholly inoffensive. What the eff is YT playing at?
    3
  8761. We need more rooftop Koreans.
    3
  8762. Those horses which unseated their riders in London - -Khan blames the f4r r1ght. Maybe.
    3
  8763. I want to stand in the middle of the road, dressed as Napoleon whilst exposing my buttocks to passing cars. Odd how the coppers will allow me to do that. But if I print stickers which say, "It's OK to be white" I'll get two years in prison.
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  8764. Please examine the real story behind the Nordstream Pipeline bombing, as discovered by journalist Seymour Hersh. The US definitely bombed the pipeline, allowing the energy companies to make vast profits. Oddly, even though the story is bigger than Watergate, it's widely ignored by the global mainstream media. As of this morning, the BBC website fails to mention the US bombing but retains lots of older stories which blame Putin's Russia. The bombing is a big story in its own right. Enabling oil companies to make £/$ billions in profits makes it a criminal enterprise. The global deletion of the story reveals widespread control of the mainstream media.
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  8765. Put asylum seekers in Frogmore. What happens next?
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  8766. Why are there no candidates except Remainers, Africans, Iraqis and Pakistanis?
    3
  8767. I want Andrew to stand for Parliament. Hold hustings (public meetings in large halls)where he can do his comedy routines to an adoring audience. Zero chance of waking enough sheep to win a seat, but it'll be an epic event.
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  8768.  @salsylexhagen7423  And he's getting better the whole time.
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  8769. Some people don't understand the use of the N-word in "Blazing Saddles". Some people get angry over "Springtime for Hitler" from "The Producers".
    3
  8770.  @LGreen332  I myself ff4rt into glass bottles and save the gas for cooking when I get home.
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  8771. The story goes that Leslie Howard and his agent were spotted at their airliner's refuelling stop, in neutral Portugal. The agent resembled Churchill from a distance. Howard was mistaken for Churchill's police bodyguard. No definite evidence in the archives.
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  8772.  @nidge3272  Strange - I click on Replies and yours disappears.
    3
  8773. Invite millions of illegal migrants to live in the UK, and things like this will happen.
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  8774.  @Occident.  It's a Wonderful Life always makes me cry with joy at the end.
    3
  8775. Remind me: Who's doing the hunting?
    3
  8776. Churchill wanted a union of the English-speaking peoples. I wish he'd succeeded.
    3
  8777.  @LondonPestControl  Please repeat widely. "The New Zealand Rugby Team" needs to become a phrase we all recognise.
    3
  8778. On this basis, everybody, EVERYBODY on Craggy Island is a waycist. Unless they can prove otherwise.
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  8779. A truly remarkable line. It deserves to be from Shakespeare or the Bible.
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  8780. The shooter is wearing a MAGA hat. Jussie told me so.
    3
  8781. Kubrick's movie Spartacus - "I'm Two Tone".
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  8782.  @2tone209  Hundreds of us oppressed slaves stand and say, "I'm Two Tone!" Hours later, being nailed to a cross... "Oh fek, I got that wrong".
    3
  8783. I wake every morning with a feeling of great despondency. We've trashed our country and I can't see any way out of this.
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  8784.  @AWalkontheWildSideBlackpool  Me too. I also remember Gerald the Gorilla and Nelson's Willy.
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  8785.  @GluepfirSICH  True. So the Titanic's voyage was a mostly peaceful disaster.
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  8786.  @jujutrini8412  I went to my GP yesterday. The lady in the queue in front of me asked the receptionist for a GP appointment. The receptionist said no appointments were available. Every slot was 100% booked for the whole of October. This was on 5th October. The lady politely huffed. She asked if she could book an appointment for November. The receptionist said this couldn't be done, because bookings for November couldn't be made until the end of October. The lady walked away. And that is the UK in 2023.
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  8787.  @baldieman64  Any straight person who refuses to wear these epaulettes will probably be sacked.
    3
  8788.  @Pythonaria  The good news with these cars is that they're very easy to push. Super-skinny tyres and very little weight. Happened to me a few times. Including breaking-down at a traffic light during the rush hour, on a hill where I had to push it UPHILL to clear the road. Oh what joy.
    3
  8789.  @ddoherty5956  Parts situation is fairly good. The A35, Minor and so on use the ubiquitous A-series engine. My A35 has a Ford five-speed box. Lots of specialist breakers. The best-served old cars are the Minor, the MGB and the VW Beetle. Getting stuff to fit a Borgward Isabella is well-nigh impossible.
    3
  8790.  @Pythonaria  A tale from back in the day when you could walk through a British city without being an ethnic minority.
    3
  8791. No functioning industry and everybody's starving? Communist Utopia.
    3
  8792.  @tommyxbones5126  Here's something interesting which I recall from the biography written by the historian, Hugh Trevor-Roper. As soon as Hitler achieved the Anschluss, he sent his most trusted agents to the Austrian records office to seize and destroy all records pertaining to his draft-dodging.
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  8793.  @jane---489  "Family Guy" did a song about Yasmin Alibhai Brown. Please search for "Family Guy You ain't got no Alibi". "You ain't got no Alibhai, she ugly, she fugly, oh my God the cow goes moo".
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  8794. I always prefer girlfriends with lots of spunk in them. That's "spunk" as in vivacity, vigour, cheekiness and courage. Is that OK? Oh I forgot, the symbol for "OK" represents white supremacy.
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  8795. troo
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  8796. Very unfair. Carrie is the greatest black female player in the history of English footballer.
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  8797.  @millwallholdings  We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. The lights are still on. The band still plays. Few of us realise that a horrific tragedy has been set in motion and cannot now be averted. I kid you not.
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  8798. I also want a free Julian Assange.
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  8799.  @johnkitching2248  DEAD? The BBC blames Trump. Or Brexit.
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  8800.  @QUEEG500_  I see that the looters themselves are not allowed to be shown in ANY video of this event. Every depiction of one ethnicity is required to show them as doctors or scientists.
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  8801. The Snipe did pretty well against Richthofen's circus in the hands of the Canuck, Major Barker. Look it up.
    3
  8802. I myself identify as a lesbian called Dick.
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  8803. Search "Family Guy stubborn as a mule". Go on. Do it now.
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  8804. In the age of CCTV, any pre-emptive strike you make will make YOU the aggressor in the eyes of the law.
    3
  8805. FJB!
    3
  8806. Nice to hear Carl talking about your era of history, Eddie.
    3
  8807. Sad fact: Apart from the few thousand people who tune into channels like this, EVERYBODY ELSE believes the MSM's crap.
    3
  8808. The greatest generals were General Electric and General Motors. With those two on your side, you always had more men in the field with better equipment and no problems with resupply. It was very difficult to lose. Every other allied general relied on them.
    3
  8809.  @jamescollins3647  Judging by Stephen Smith's other comments, I think he was indeed praising Mr. Blackford.
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  8810.  @timXJ220  Lots of replies disappearing. Says "6 replies", only yours is visible.
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  8811. Good comment. Please repeat widely.
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  8812. I refuse to defend the Quislings who run the UK today.
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  8813.  @dopecat15  Meg Griffin. I rest my case.
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  8814.  @taffyterrier  Yes, but ONLY if you've been imported. Weight people (cre4t1ve 5pelling) have no chance at all.
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  8815. Clanking from the UK.
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  8816.  @tango_uniform  Haha! In the 1990s they might've given away a Wang. Computer.
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  8817. Quite right too.
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  8818. Sad fact: Taking the law into our own hands will define us as far-right terrorist bigots. We'll go to prison. The media will demonise us. Sickening.
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  8819. I was a Tory activist for 29 years, but allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. I was always more of a Thatcherite than a Conservative. Much respect for Norman Tebbit.
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  8820.  @clutchboi4038  Many juries would refuse to convict the family vigilantes.
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  8821.  @JerdMcLean  Not if they're tried by juries.
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  8822.  @JerdMcLean  Life in prison? A price worth paying.
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  8823.  @peartree460  Good analogy.
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  8824.  RumbleOfDrums  Damn fine sentiments there, Rumble. I too demand reparations from the Italian government. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter.
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  8825.  @vangoghsear8657  Inserting an African man in the crew is historically accurate. Couldn't make the film today unless Idris Elba played the captain.
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  8826. I wouldn't even laugh at male suicide.
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  8827. Thank God I'm an atheist.
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  8828. The good news: The firemen will be close at hand when the fire engines catch fire.
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  8829.  John Goodrest  Meg resembles Miss Piggy. When Miss Piggy visited Kermit's family, she was upset because the frogs all wondered how pink their tadpoles might be. Just to make it clear, I'm cracking jokes here.
    3
  8830. I'm a lifelong monarchist. I want to support our new king. I refuse to swear allegiance to a monarch whose own allegiance is to 15L4M.
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  8831.  @jitblues  "Strange Fruit" but in a good way.
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  8832. Your comment is racist 'cos it's offensive to pandas.
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  8833.  @jane---489  Everything would be stolen, and the staff would get beaten up and robbed daily. Aah, the benefits of diversity.
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  8834.  @johnstone4913  Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
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  8835. "Based" means you've got both feet on the ground. You're solid. You're not a snowflake. You're likely to be on the right of centre.
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  8836. They'll come after Simon soon.
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  8837.  @colintuffs568  Hahaha!
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  8838.  @davidbarlow350  Typical. Ellwood is a commander in that unit. Leave a comment such as "Ellwood had it coming" and you'll be on a watch-list.
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  8839.  @stanleywoodison8699  Rusty.
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  8840.  @stanleywoodison8699  I suspect Roringu's comment referred to the YouTuber called Rusty Bucket. He likes to arrive first, claim "First" and quickly leave five or six other comments. If Roringu arrived quickly,, he/she would be surrounded by half a dozen Rusty Buckets.
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  8841. If I diddn't w*nk in my mid-teens, I would have gone INSANE.
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  8842.  @jacksonconstantine5740  I disregard advice given thousands of years ago, by writers who assumed the sun orbited the earth.
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  8843.  @Jubilo1  I love the 2004 remake of "The Alamo".
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  8844. "It's life, Jim, but not as we know it".
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  8845. Both.
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  8846.  @johnx3312  I read your comment, John, but all I could see was "Baa baa baa".
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  8847.  @luckyaristotle  Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
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  8848. REMINDER: Voting can't fix this. The Titanic has already hit the iceberg. There's not a lot we can do now except wait for the horrific inevitable tragedy to unfold. 30 years from now, the UK will resemble Yugoslavia in the 1990s. I prefer sooner rather than later, because we're getting weaker whilst they're getting stronger.
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  8849. SAD FACT: Whoever you vote for, the next government will be either Conservative or Labour. Our electoral system is broken.
    3
  8850.  @someguy-eh9mg  I haven't seen this as a Labour policy. Any proportional system which Labour wants will be designed to give their party an unfair advantage.
    3
  8851. A fried or a friend? Sorry, I'm a speling Narzi and litrully Hilter. Seriously though, you're right.
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  8852.  @adventussaxonum448  Was the annual event about Nelson, or about the RN's decades-long fight to end slavery?
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  8853.  @CarinneGbeke  way sists live rent-free in your head.
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  8854. Imagine it was 1940, and the UK contained millions of Nazis who wanted a German invasion. All here legally. Many living in council houses. And nobody's allowed to speak against them.
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  8855. Capitalism rules! Yay!
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  8856. Possibly.
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  8857. Should've got the Blue Peter elephant to pee on it.
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  8858. Greatest FINANCIAL self-harm, but plenty of others besides.
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  8859. troo!
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  8860. Is this a re-load?
    3
  8861. Biden reminds me of President Benson, from "Hot Shots Part Deux". But without the funny.
    3
  8862.  @tufty7663  Prince Harry always pays cash.
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  8863. BEAMONT, not "Beaumont". Sorry, I'm a spelling Narzi and litrully Hilter.
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  8864. Blue Lives Matter.
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  8865.  @pacifist1360  I've had family beaten up by cops in police cells. Plenty of nasty cops, as well as nasty criminals.
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  8866. DEFUND THE POLICE. Yeah. What happens next?
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  8867.  @theminister1154  Lonesome Dove was an excellent miniseries, but I see zero similarities with Zulu.
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  8868.  @David-uf8ex  Yes, it's mostly peaceful.
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  8869. The majority of the BBC's Olympic presenters are BAME or gay.
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  8870. Couldn't remake Dad's Army without black characters in it.
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  8871. Peter Griffin had problems with this lot after the dry cleaner stole his shirt. And tried to charge him a nickel for every bing-bong.
    3
  8872. I wouldn't want that thing inside my tunnel.
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  8873.  @raclark2730  I'd like a retired ex-Navy patrol boat, with a ram and/or a saw-toothed blade at the front. Obviously I'd throw the illegal migrants some life jackets and tow them back to France, but I want to ensure they can't reach the UK.
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  8874. No wifi? Dover's new arrivals won't want it.
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  8875. Hence the Spanish Inquisition.
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  8876.  @annirvin6555  Imagine if the Pythons were starting today. They'd be refused a series unless three of them were women, three were black and two were gay. That would've made the Pythons funnier, right? Otherwise a bunch of white males who attended prestigious universities would embody negative connotations about class, gender and ethnicity. One Python was indeed gay, but he hadn't come out at that time because it was NOBODY'S BUSINESS.
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  8877. Monty Python made a film about it.
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  8878. BBC blames Trump. And Brexit.
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  8879. I've just been to Google and confirmed it's true. Insane.
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  8880. Why did the Plan fail? The Germans didn't expect a contemptible little army to slow their advance to a crawl.
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  8881.  @supertrooper6011  I heard your reply in the voice of Otto Mann, from The Simpsons.
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  8882. The 109 was only superior in terms of its ability to perform a negative G bunt. In every other regard, both aircraft had advantages over the other.
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  8883.  @shaneintheuk2026  The 109E and the Spitfire II were closely equivalent. For example, the Spitfire had a FASTER rate of climb whereas the 109 had a STEEPER rate of climb. In theory, a well-handled Spit or 109 could escape its opponent in a climb. It greatly depends which mark of 109 or Spit you're looking at. The 109F was marginally superior to the Mark V, but the Mark IX had the edge over the 109F and G. Specialised high and low altitude Spits were superior to the 109, but only at those specific altitudes. The Griffon-engined Spitfires outclassed EVERYTHING. But the real determinant was always the pilot's skill and the tactics they employed.
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  8884. The SNP will blame England. And Humza will blame white people.
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  8885. I want somebody to make some pro-Boris adverts. "Boris cares for human rights so much, he prioritises helping illegal migrants over housing British veterans".
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  8886. I recall the Chinese settlement on Craggy Island.
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  8887. I hope the no-hope Conservatives will step aside in your constituency, allowing the Brexit Party a free run.
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  8888.  @miheadhurts  Is that you, Clem? (Lots of non-Brits will be confused.)
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  8889.  @gpw203  BRING BACK ANGUS!
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  8890. Looks like something the Colonial Marines used on LV 426.
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  8891.  JAN 6TH WAS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST  Some interesting names here, Jan.
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  8892. All it needs is for the coppers to stand aside.
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  8893. As a Pastafarian, I regard all three of the Islamic faiths as nonsense.
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  8894. George Soros and Klaus Schwab have already won.
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  8895.  @djscoah8037  That's a tall tale, which actually applies to my albino brother. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase.)
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  8896.  @djscoah8037  He's a vampire these days.
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  8897.  @anonymouscitizen6165  It's what happens when we invite foxes into our hen house.
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  8898. I'm opposed to the UK being in the Common Market, and I believe unhappy migrants should be repatriated.
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  8899. There's a very good video from Paul Joseph Watson, about how destroying the Nordstream pipeline was definitely an American operation. Go find it. Dates, names, everything, all revealed by a respected authoritative journalist. But it's entirely ignored by the mainstream media.
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  8900. The BoB changed as it progressed. By late September and into October, the massed daylight raids had almost ceased. Instead the Luftwaffe sent over big formations of 109s at high altitude. Hurricanes were useless at intercepting them, because their climb was poorer than that of the Spitfire and their aerodynamics were unsuitable for high-altitude fighting. At that point, the Spitfire was a viable interceptor whereas the Hurricane was completely outclassed. Night fighting was a different matter. The Hurricane's better view over the nose and better undercart made it a preferred mount for night-interception specialists.
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  8901. As a Brit, I feel your pain.
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  8902.  @DarkroomMedia007  I want Peter Griffin as the next POTUS. With Stewie as the next British PM. Can't be any worse. Prince Harry has already married Meg.
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  8903. I want Keith to stand for Parliament.
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  8904. The time will come when bl*cks will have TWO votes in general elections, 'cos waycism n sheet.
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  8905.  NI GGER  Same thing happened to Jesus. Hence "The Life of Brian".
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  8906. She imagines 50,000,000 dead is some kind of ice cream.
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  8907. He probably looks at his reflection in the mirror whilst his hand is inside his underpants.
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  8908. Birmingham, Alabama.
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  8909. Did you get your gliding wings? I did mine at RAF Swanton Morley. Best week of my life.
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  8910. A threeway with Dom and Katie Hopkins would be highly desirable. Not for me, but I definitely understand the appeal.
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  8911. Crimes are often downgraded to "incidents" to reduce the recorded volume of crime. Small offences are rarely investigated and rarely solved. So reclassifying minor crimes as "incidents" also makes the conviction rate look better.
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  8912.  @straightoutacopenhagen1672  What's the old line? "Treason doth never prosper, for it it prospers, none dare call it treason". Too many treasonous people in high office right now. I'd like to see them all swing from a scaffold.
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  8913.  @dimitrisstathakopoulos5091  The sculptures in the museum are the rare survivors. Hundreds of others were smashed and will never be seen again. Aviation museums contain the last surviving aircraft of a specific type. Thousands built, of which only two or three survive.
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  8914.  @Agnar669  Let's crowd-fund a chauffer for them. Maybe a drunk Frenchman, Freddie Flintoff or Tiger Woods.
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  8915.  @jonathangriffin1120  Yes, the narcoleptic comic! Howard Hunter laughing his head off, because he thought falling asleep was a part of Vic's act. HSB remains the greatest TV series ever made, moving from high excitement to high comedy to tragedy in a matter of minutes.
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  8916. Well done, Anthony.
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  8917.  @GordonHouston-Smith  A female pilot is required in case the automatic pilot needs re-inflation.
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  8918. Imagine if the little white girl who said a copper looked like her L-nana had been B instead of W. Immediate claims of institutional R-ism. Lammy and Abbott demanding sackings. Protests turning into riots. A demand for compensation in six £figures. Headlines in The Guardian, a TV documentary on Channel 4.
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  8919. Jack Tars.
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  8920.  @wulfengel  He won't get elected but he'll get a sell-out audience every night. I don't know whether selling tickets will contravene the expenses regulations. If necessary, donate any profits to charity. Point is: He'll be back doing live gigs.
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  8921. @AM It's never too late, but the price we'll all pay is increasing terrifyingly.
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  8922.  @leejones6995  I had great abs, right?
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  8923.  @leejones6995  Hence Mrs. Purchase being so faithful to me.
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  8924.  @petriepretorius4085  No no no no... It's a woman's lady-parts.
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  8925.  @peteh7966  Actually, I'm Ray's albino brother, borrowing his computer and leaving hostile comments everywhere. (Confused persons might like to search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  8926.  @GKSC  It's an "I'm Spartacus" moment. We're all completely phukked anyway. If we're going to be destroyed, let's stand for what we believe in.
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  8927. Always high on the list of the best horror movies. But the first half drags a bit. Too much flannel which is extraneous to the plot.
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  8928.  @deepzepp4176  All true.
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  8929. Drawing pictures of the 7th century paedophile slave trader should be compulsory.
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  8930.  @leodesalis5915  Vikings love Spam.
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  8931. Make Vandalism Great Again. Yeah. Rational.
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  8932. I've never trusted 'em since they stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  8933.  @Skankcartoonofficial  Well done for liking your own comment, Tn. We've already got a citizens' assembly. They glued themselves to it.
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  8934.  @faodail3913  I'd like to add extra glue. Make sure they really can't release themselves. I mean, what would they do to stop me? They've fookin glued themselves in place!
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  8935. This month, I want a BBC documentary about how the British Royal Navy did more to destroy international slavery than any other country in world history. Nah, this part of black history won't match the anti-white narrative.
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  8936.  @lukeatbrandynightful  Jezza, Hamster and the Captain all injured themselves whilst filming Top Gear. Jason Plato (professional racing driver) received nasty burns when a car he was driving for "Fifth Gear" caught fire. None of them ever blamed the broadcaster. Putting a car upside-down in a ditch and on fire is what Top Gear is all about.
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  8937. That's a damned fine comment, Eddie Baby.
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  8938.  @stephfoxwell4620  I drove through Shitterton in Dorset and thought, "Dammit, Milligan's been here as well".
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  8939. I can always determine the age of people leaving comments by observing their grammar. For example, using an apostrophe S is easy for a more senior person. Sad to observe the decline of western civilisation in real time.
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  8940. I'd gladly accept a million Ukrainians in exchange for a million Pakistanis.
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  8941. I left a comment here yesterday but it's disappeared.
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  8942.  @mallard4495  Turkish barber shops are used by criminal gangs for money-laundering. Loads of them in my town. Always empty. Criminals can't use a shop for money laundering. The tax man can see you can't generate £200,000 in sales if you've only bought £500 of stock. Barber shops are different. There's no outgoings.
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  8943. There was an excellent video from the Lotus Eaters on this subject yesterday, called "The Diversity Cost". Mostly looking US examples of black women with poor school exam results, obtaining university entry to study law and medicine, ahead of white folk with superior exam results. These diversity hires will blame racists when they fail their uni exams, fail to find employment and fail to advance in any practice which hires them.
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  8944. As a disenfranchised former Conservative member, I agree with you. Sometimes I regret leaving. If I'd stayed, perhaps I could've organised a rebellion in my constituency and deselected our rotten MP.
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  8945.  @sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017  I dunno what that is but please sign me up anyway.
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  8946. Acid for blood.
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  8947. Nigel has always needed to tread a very narrow line. I recall him on the BBC's "Have I Got News For You", routinely parodied as a f4r r1ght neo-N4z1. He laughed it off. It would be very easy for Nigel to use an ill-judged phrase or word which would see his reputation destroyed, and there's NOBODY who could replace him.
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  8948.  @gingerali  I do that too.
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  8949.  @MultiZero1968  Mahyar might soon get a cell alongside Julian. "Are you in prison for telling the truth as well?"
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  8950.  @tamsinthai  Diane defended Assange? She mistakenly thought Assange was African. Maybe.
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  8951. 20,000 years ago, sea levels were 120 metres lower and most of the UK was covered by the ice sheet. Global warming was caused by farting aurochs and mammoths.
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  8952.  @Bhatt_Hole  Thanks for that. Michael's shortened version is more concise and actually improves on the original.
    3
  8953. Interesting to see how Prince Harry has imitated Andrew by getting the same haircut and beard.
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  8954.  @KFK1141  All true.
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  8955. And Trump.
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  8956. Troy McClure couldn't do it better.
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  8957. Agreed, but he was only left alone in the cell for three minutes. The cops weren't to know that he'd turn from an angry shrieking violent man to a corpse in so little time. Sometimes the cops have an impossible task.
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  8958.  @LeoKearse  Deserved, moosh.
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  8959.  @kaizokujimbei143  PLEASE REPEAT WIDELY.
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  8960.  @Nickel1147  Yes I remember it well. But unlike Geldof, he didn't get a knighthood for it.
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  8961.  @johnlewis9158  Agreed.
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  8962.  @johnlewis9158  Numpties who blame Churchill should consider the dire condition of allied sea power in the Pacific and the Indian Ocean in 1943. 100+ freighters a month being sunk in the north Atlantic. Malta on the brink of capitulation because of catastrophic shipping losses. Churchill had his hands full.
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  8963.  @Nickel1147  George was a good man. Nobody has a bad word about him. Much respected by the Pythons as well. Without George's investment, their films might never have been made.
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  8964.  @BeeBee3_Adventures  Hadrian was indeed gay. Both Hadrian and Julius kept slaves.
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  8965. Perhaps kneeling is in solidarity to LBGTQ rights. It's what one gay does for another in a public toilet.
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  8966. Brian Griffin.
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  8967.  @kevinparker461  Enoch was in the mast head aboard the Titanic. He shouted, "Look out! Danger ahead" but the officers deliberately rammed the ice berg anyway.
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  8968. So black folks want their own separate country? Surely that's Detroit. How did that go?
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  8969. Besides being B, is there ANY other reason why she was selected as the presenter?
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  8970. I left a reply here earlier which has been deleted.
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  8971.  @ShanghaiRooster  Agreed more than 100%, but when I click on "View 7 Replies", yours disappears. I recommend "Popski's Private Army" as a thrilling read.
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  8972.  @hetrodoxly1203  ...so you're claiming there were NO Arabs assisting the British forces at El Alamein? Perhaps there were no Eskimos, but the British forces included many other ethnicities, including Jews who'd been German until just a few years previously.
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  8973. Rishi makes the Tories unelectable. I prefer Reform.
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  8974. MESSAGE TO AMERICANS READING THIS: I'm British. We're just as fecked as you are. Aussies, Canucks, Kiwis, French and others feel the same way. We're watching the collapse of civilisation with grandstand seats.
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  8975.  @alexisjigalin1006  Fahrenheit 451.
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  8976.  @bradensmith8682  Lots of sequels on the way.
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  8977. Yup tootie tony!
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  8978. Send 'em to Scotland, close the border and grant independence to Nicola.
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  8979. @Jabooz Haha!
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  8980.  @DJWESG1  Who was "brunel"?
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  8981.  @terencefranks1688  Brits are told, "There's nothing to see here, everything is good, taking on water is good for the ship, this is normal, we're being improved by the acceptance of sea water, it's healthy". And we're too trusting to see otherwise.
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  8982.  @notanumber1311  Not a number, you are a free man! And Number Two laughs at your naivety.
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  8983.  @bernardedwards8461  You are 100% correct. Unescorted raids in DAYLIGHT to avoid hitting the cities by mistake. Simon reads a list of targets and wrongly assumes the CITIES were the targets. Naval vessels and their storage facilities are a valid target. Wellingtons suffered dreadful casualties (often more than 50%) and had to be withdrawn from service for modifications.
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  8984. My favourite Manning joke: A bloke bought himself a black blow-up sex doll. He blew it up and it mugged him.
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  8985. I never knew this word before. Thanks for the lesson.
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  8986.  @okami425  I'm white and my wife is oriental. When she became pregnant, we discussed the topic with family. Our son has her little nose and my huge feet. People asked me during the pregnancy, "Do you want a boy or a girl?" I replied, "I want a rabbit 'cos I've never had a rabbit". Since then our family name for our son has been "Bunny". Imagine if somebody asked Meg, "Do you want a boy, a girl or a rabbit?" She would have flipped.,
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  8987.  @unbearable9770  True, but it's absolutely essential or there will never be another republican POTUS.
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  8988.  @hen5526  A kleptocracy gone crypto-crazy.
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  8989. No no no no no... Chicago is the new Mogadishu.
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  8990.  @hawk6111  History is a sh*t-show. Bad things happen.
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  8991.  @ant7936  The f*ckers had it coming.
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  8992. It's all about keeping the public in a continuous state of anxiety. Issue orders dressed as advice. The sheep must get used to obeying every order issued by the globalists.
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  8993. Sunak speaks for the British people. Let that sink in.
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  8994. Lots of accents here in the UK. There's Punjabi, Somalian, Nigerian, Ethiopian, Pakistani, Hindustani...
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  8995.  @peterg791  I click on Replies and yours disappears. Something in your truthful and inoffensive comment is deemed hate-speech by the algorithms.
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  8996. He got the part because he was a dwarf. A bit like Whoopie getting a part in "The Color Purple" because she's black and identifies as Jewish.
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  8997.  @Lttlemoi  THANKYOU! I watch loads of US movies and cop shows, but I never understood that until now.
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  8998. Kerbed Alloys Lives Matter.
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  8999.  @roninhood1027  Is that you, Clem?
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  9000.  @OnlyGrafting  None of this helps if every city and local authority is predominantly non-British.
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  9001.  @hmq9052  Yes, definitely. His choice. We'll see how things go.
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  9002. I suspect he was a lifelong incel.
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  9003. It's sad that real-life lesbians look nothing like the lesbians on rude websites.
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  9004.  @hazelmartin704  The UK will resemble Syria or Iraq. BBC will claim it's Trump's fault.
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  9005.  @ninalynn1077  I read your comment, but all I could find was the bleating of a sheep, obediently following its master to the slaughterhouse. You need to watch a few more of these new videos. See for yourself. There was less violence and destruction than any spring break weekend. Most people were reverential.
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  9006.  @tomasojones1751  I've received warning messages from YouTube about posting comments which might be offensive. Like writing the B-word which means a female dog, on a video about dogs. And the F-word which means a kind of English meat ball, on a video about meat balls.
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  9007. The silly cow who's asking the question is just angry 'cos no straight white man will offer her a poking.
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  9008.  @harrymills2770  As a Pastafarian, I understand.
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  9009.  @GaNriuII  Sadly true.
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  9010. Reminds me of the Neill Innes song, "How Sweet to Be an Idiot". Find it via YouTube.
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  9011. After the Great Reset, will we still be able to buy edible bugs from Amazon?
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  9012. And an arena as well.
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  9013. I like your name, TCWPV.AG Happens to me all the time.
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  9014. Send a million fugees to the Falklands and then hand those islands to the Argies.
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  9015. The UK will still be trying to repay its borrowing for lockdown, 200 years from now.
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  9016. Nice to read your comment, YMIOD. Good afternoon from rainy southern England.
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  9017.  @rafaeljimenez8678  Sadly true.
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  9018. A Grindr date gone wrong.
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  9019. What would a comedy writer do? "That would be an ecumenical matter". Oh I forgot, the person who wrote that has been banned.
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  9020. As a Brit, I was touched by the kind tribute issued by Donald Trump.
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  9021. Always delights me to see your comment.
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  9022.  @MsStack42  They often complain about the pansies in my garden.
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  9023. Best and most polite rant ever.
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  9024. Your comment makes me smile because you're correct.
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  9025. Hahaha!
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  9026.  @georgehetty7857  Hello again, George!
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  9027.  @michaelnorth1150  I'm 100% certain that women say similar stuff about men as well. We commit nearly all the crime and murders. A good man matched with a good woman is what civilisation is all about. Get a bad man and a bad woman and everything goes to hell.
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  9028.  @nevsmate8663  I recall some lines from my own ATC glider training. All clear above and behind. Wings level. Take up slack. All out! And the winch launches Carol, screaming into the sky.
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  9029.  @GeoffBuysCars  You've undoubtedly got more savings than the British government, whose debt to the World Economic Forum's bankers is now as great as the UK's entire annual turnover.
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  9030. A plain man speaking his mind. Greater eloquence than I could ever muster.
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  9031.  @joseph9074  Yes I suspect you might be. Calling somebody the R word in 2024 is like accusing somebody of witchcraft in the 17th century. An easy accusation without evidence, often made by haters and bigots.
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  9032. Black rapper, out on a $1000 bail. Aims his car at a mostly-white parade. But don't show the guy's mugshot.
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  9033. Agreed, and I think Sir John would agree with you. He was alt right and anti-federalist, decades before the EU referendum took place.
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  9034. Anything about this on the BBC? No of course not. I refuse to finance a corporation which covers up child rape and promotes my ethnic replacement.
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  9035. Boris's downfall was a putsch by Remainers. Replace Boris with an anti-Brexit PM who pretends to be pro-Brexit.
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  9036. A new Beatles record AND a new Tolkien book. Next I want a new PM.
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  9037. If you own a new Rolls-Royce, il complies with ULEZ and you can drive through London without being charged. Drive a 20-year-old Ford and you'll be charged for going to work. Socialism in action.
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  9038. "He ain't heavy, he's my brother". Yeah I'll carry the burdening weight of our non-white friends, but not if they rape our daughters and stab us.
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  9039. Sturgeon always wanted devolution to fail. If it had worked, Sturgeon would have no purpose in demanding full independence.
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  9040.  Maryanne Kenny  Thanks for your insight. Sassanachs like me are a bit vague on the details.
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  9041. Seven is all they could prove.
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  9042.  @kingfisherphil  20,000 years ago, the location of the Great Barrier Reef was on dry land.
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  9043. @@TOM-TOM-TOM Jim Dale blames Trump for that. And Brexit. Probably.
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  9044. Fun story: I used to be a Tory activist (NOT ANY MORE). I went to Mary's fringe meeting at the 1987 conference in Blackpool. Mary was on the podium. She produced a smutty magazine, waved it in the air and shouted, "I bought this disgusting magazine just down the road!" Bloke next to me muttered, "If it's any good, pass it around and let us all have a look". Lots of us within earshot sniggered.
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  9045.  @JamesWilliam70  The Guardian is more that 30% owned by the Saudi royal family. Search Google, confirm it yourself.
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  9046.  @vickyingramnymann8543  IT WAS A JOKE! I recall the fuss about 40 years ago, when Kenny Everett (funny presenter and comedian) said, "Let's kick Michael Foote's stick away!" Foote was the elderly Labour leader at that time.
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  9047.  @ScragNath  I'm going to delete my other comment, before somebody reports it.
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  9048. I very much hope Brandon stands again in 2024.
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  9049.  @onlyme8117  I wonder whether this MP used Prince Harry's dealer.
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  9050. The usual sus... you know the rest.
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  9051.  @triodehexode  Putin has my vote. Somebody who loves his native people. Still effed-up in other ways, but we can't doubt Putin's love for his country.
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  9052. Paul Alien?
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  9053. I wanted a pet pig, but the legislation means I'd be unable to take a pig for a walk in the way that we can with a dog. I wanted to call my pig Elvis and teach him to skateboard.
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  9054. It was the turning point of the BoB. Churchill could have been replaced by Lord Halifax at any time.
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  9055. I love these philosophical discussions. I can't understand what the fO0ck they're talking about, but it's nice anyway. Makes me feel I might be brighter than I am.
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  9056. nah, Brexit.
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  9057. Thanks, Willy. The Me 110 provided great target practice for Mosquito interdictors.
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  9058. I voted an hour ago. No Reform candidate or equivalent. The existing councillors are Tories, and I despise them. The most likely candidates to displace them are LibDems, whom I despise as well. I voted LibDem, just to rock the boat.
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  9059.  @yourmotherwasahamster8875  Your name... should I assume the person's father smelled of elderberries?
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  9060. B-persons will describe you as rrrr-sist. Frork 'em.
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  9061. SAD FACT: Large, loving crowded Thanksgiving events make tempting targets for black racists in SUVs.
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  9062. Archbishop Welby will shortly rewrite the New Testament, because it's got a horrific story about a man who was whipped, NAILED to a cross and died in agony. Telling this story to children might encourage copycat crucifixions in playgrounds. Rewrite the story so that Jesus, Pilate, some black and female disciples plus the Pharisees all sit together in a circle, giving each other back-rubs and smoking pot from a bong. Eventually they all decide to set up a polyamorous vegan community, which earns its living by performing interpretive dance routines. That's a better story for the Church to promote, right? Yeah all good.
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  9063. Harry is the one and only person who ever lost his mother when he was a child. He received zero sympathy from hundreds of millions of people around the world and was forced to live in poverty afterwards. All facts. That's why, 26 years later, Harry still can't keep his fookin mouth shut.
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  9064. Hey Daniel - I haven't seen any of your BRILLIANT videos for ages! Where have you been hiding?
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  9065. You oughta write screenplays for "Family Guy".
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  9066. @Cyrus Freeman Trudeau might be living proof of the existence of shape-shifting lizard space-aliens.
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  9067. Rigsby's ghost wants to participate.
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  9068.  @PaIaeoCIive1684  If somebody created a modern parody with Punch as a B-person, it'd be a H-crime.
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  9069. Coming Soon: Being a scientist is a sign of whiteness. Ban science. Yay!
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  9070. Over a thousand illegal migrants enter the UK every day via the Channel. You'd think the police might have other things to do.
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  9071. The SBS could've but didn't.
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  9072. Mercy sakes, looks like we got us a convoy".
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  9073.  @allhopeabandon7831  More POC as air traffic controllers... What happens next?
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  9074.  @stoptheworldiwannagetoff4780  Useless the Weather Girl. Arnie and the Terminators.
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  9075. "Repeat please..." VRROOOOM!
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  9076. SPOILER: This brave politician committed suicide under very suspicious circumstances. The CCTV was switched off. There was no suicide note.
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  9077. Send a million of our new scientists and engineers to the Falklands. Then give the islands to Argentina.
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  9078.  @davidbarlow350  None of our business.
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  9079.  @chilomine839  I recall 50 years ago when people were called "colored". Muhammed Ali was among those who said, "Don't call us colored, we're black". Then black folk said, "Don't call us black, we're African American". What will it be next year?
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  9080.  @stinhuffine4422  Irish lads must remember their cultural heritage of wearing stocking masks, carrying pick axe handles and visiting politicians at 3am. Ask the politicians whether they value their knee caps. After the core politicians and civil servants have experienced a "horse head in their bed" warning, I guarantee they'd reassess their policies.
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  9081.  @samoctober3073  I wonder what connections they'll discover between the Bidens, the CCP and kiddy-porn.
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  9082.  @SimpleMinded221  Correct. White slavery co-existed with black slavery until the supply of white slaves ran out.
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  9083. And Mao as well.
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  9084.  @martindunstan8043  The BBC's Andrew Marr was a hard-left Maoist at university. There's a video on YouTube where George Galloway recalls Marr distributing Maoist leaflets outside Euston Station. The people who hired him, first at the Guardian and later at the BBC, must have known Marr was an extremist but they gave him a job anyway. Andrew Mao at the BBC? Yes, it happened.
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  9085. Silly title. Agreed.
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  9086.  @fatrick9001  Trudeau will invite Putin to send peace keeping soldiers to Ottawa.
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  9087. You're mistaken. Jess did indeed offer audited accounts. Trouble is: Diane Abbott did the job.
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  9088.  @walterCronkitesleftshoe6684  THANKS!
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  9089.  @sapphirejunction8993  If the Thought Police discover I'm watching Tousi, I'll be debanked and the coppers will kick in my door to check my thinking.
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  9090. Khan blames the afr irght. Maybe.
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  9091.  @bustersw1760  Technically speaking: We be completely fooked and it's too late to do anything.
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  9092.  @andrewwhite6895  OK here's a change of phrasing: If Rishi had been the Conservative Party leader during the last general election, fewer people would've voted for their constituency's Conservative candidate. As a result, Rishi could not have become prime minister. The phrase "We didn't vote for Rishi" is shorthand for a much longer explanation.
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  9093. No, they'll all get career-defining jobs with the WEF and other bodies.
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  9094.  @alibali1968  You've twisted some of the narrative to match your own prejudices.
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  9095.  @alibali1968  Please explain.
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  9096.  @andrewbarry3375  Interesting to see YouTube claims there are FIVE replies (plus mine), but I can only see three including yours. Lots of deletions for wrongthought these days.
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  9097. This is HILARIOUS! What a bunch of numpties! Ellwood got into trouble a couple of months ago. He published a video in which he claimed the Taliban's return in Afghanistan was a good thing. This protest is unlikely to be covered by the BBC unless they can blame this protest on the afr irght or Brexit.
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  9098.  @Sandwich13455  THANKS, MOOSH!
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  9099. Le Pen is mightier than the soy sword
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  9100.  @theloniuspunk383  MAKE LAMP POSTS GREAT AGAIN .
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  9101. I've had girlfriends like that. They disliked me m4ster bait ing over them as well.
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  9102. "Members attack each other". I was hoping they were using machetes. Maybe not, 'cos they're all from the gentrified parts of London.
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  9103.  @terrywelsh5298  Hahahahaha!
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  9104.  @greyvoice7949  She conted the votes for Biden.
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  9105.  @MrTudwud  The Scottish Labour leader is another Muslim. Google and see.
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  9106. HAHA!
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  9107. Some bloke who didn't know women don't have willies.
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  9108.  @JamesCartist  This is what happens when they hire weed-smoking leftists such as Brian Griffin (author of "Faster than the Speed of Love") as screenwriters.
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  9109. Yeah 'cos you've got white privilege. The BBC told me so.
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  9110.  @chasleask8533  There are stories in the Daily Mail today (29 April) claiming Rayner herself had previously boasted to Labour colleagues that that her actions had been deliberate, and she referenced the movie. This was BEFORE the furore broke. Hard to believe anything.
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  9111.  @jamesfiegel9675  Admonishment accepted. And you're justified in leaving your polite rebuke. But it's still true.
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  9112. yup
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  9113.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  I KNOW! But she self-identifies as Jewish. Only in Hollyweird...
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  9114. Captain Kirk was racist. He beat up the Gorn. Green Reptile Space Alien Lives Matter.
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  9115. The Holocaust definitely happened. It was witnessed by lots of groups besides the Jews. These included allied aircrew imprisoned as terror flyers, resistance workers, allied secret agents, black marketeers, criminals and German anti-Nazis. Most of these people spoke no common language, they were imprisoned hundreds of miles apart and all gave accounts which were similar. But it shouldn't be illegal for nutters to claim otherwise.
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  9116.  @Muckylittleme  It's hard to know how to stop this, unless we become assassins.
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  9117. Hi J's!
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  9118. Brian Griffin is her ghost-writer.
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  9119.  @annother3350  I want Trump to found his own social media company, equivalent to Facebook and YouTube. He'd have hundreds of millions of subscribers within a week. Try deplatforming him then, bitches!
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  9120. Pink hat and glasses. She's Meg Griffin, right?
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  9121. The Great Resist. They won't own us and we'll f*ck them up.
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  9122.  @kingdontrump9182  The electoral system in the UK is a cosy duopoly between the Tories and Labour. Regardless of who you vote for, one or the other will always win.
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  9123.  @kingdontrump9182  I Liked your comment, and I'm watching for your YT name in the future.
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  9124. Beware of politicians who regard themselves as great architects.
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  9125.  @AndrewTubbiolo  Like the kamikazi pilot who had 20 successful missions.
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  9126.  @click8708  Epstein and Maxwell ran a honey trap operation on behalf of Mossad. Film princes and politicians with juveniles and turn the screw. Film like this would bring down a POTUS or the Royal Family. Lord Mandelson was a frequent visitor. Look it up.
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  9127.  @RedwolfDogrocket  "Moussilini"... is that an Itchy and Scratchy joke?
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  9128. Excellent. That would've been a top-quality reaction. All of the attention would've been focused on the distasteful unfunny joke. Smith's absence when his award is announced would've made a bigger impact. Smith would be seen as a gallant gentleman, not a violent thug with poor impulse control.
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  9129. History has proven otherwise.
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  9130.  @thorburke7030  I wanna see the deleted scene where Styx sacrifices a goat to Beelzebub.
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  9131.  @lindsayheyes925  HOUSING: Agreed. Stopping admitting a million people a year will help.
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  9132.  @johnmaddock256  Hahaha!
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  9133. Priti Placebo.
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  9134. Agreed. I've got a car from the fifties and another from the sixties. In 30 years, petrolheads might be regarded as akin to whale-hunters or paedophiles. What's needed is a CHEAP off-the-shelf conversion to fit MGs, Minors, Escorts, Vivas and everything else. But 90 grand? F off.
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  9135. Two different battles. That battle was won and we saved ourselves. In the current battle, we're deliberately committing suicide.
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  9136. The violent baby kept saying "What the deuce!" and was accompanied by a talking white dog with an American accent.
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  9137.  @georgehetty7857  Maybe that's what Mrs. Purchase meant, when she told me she was going out to get plastered...
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  9138. Numpties would claim I'm far right because I believe a man who's transitioned to female is still a male. Massive migration is destroying Britain. I love my country, I feel no guilt for slavery. Some cultures are better than others. A "MAP" is a pervert with a misleading acronym. Adam Smith is greater than Karl Marx. Lots of other things could be listed.
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  9139. I wish Airfix / Revell plastic kits were still affordable.
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  9140.  @clemfandango619  Strange to find YOU here, Clem.
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  9141. TO ANY AMERICANS READING THIS: London is just as fooked as NYC. Or worse.
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  9142.  @jagboy69  Covid is a very poor imitation of a deadly pandemic.
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  9143. He be B. What about his victims? Were they B, or white and Chinese/Korean/Japanese? Let's all blame whyte folk anyway.
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  9144. BRIAN GRIFFIN: "I'm not racist. I watch tons of black porn". ME: "I'm not leftist. I watch tons of Brandi Love".
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  9145.  @Celtictribes  I wish I was indeed wrong.
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  9146.  @11craftycats  He'd happily accept izz lamb if he coiuld safeguard the future of his family firm.
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  9147. I'm British. It was touching to read the kind tribute paid to Her Majesty by Donald Trump.
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  9148. I suspect Boris was given extra attention in hospital. He's supposed to have been given oxygen but perhaps he didn't actually need it.
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  9149.  @adamrogowski2748  Easier to stuff ballot boxes on the day. Same as Philly.
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  9150.  kathy trent  Not here in the UK where it's widely abused.
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  9151. Don't disrespect the black inventor of peanut butter.
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  9152.  @Dan.Dawson  No.
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  9153. I suspect it's the Hindenpeter.
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  9154. We need a new Hereward. A bit like Tommy.
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  9155. True, but it's not feasible for a peer to be prime minister in this century.
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  9156.  @georgehetty7857  Something funny's going on. Toast has been playing Othello in blackface, and Mrs. Purchase has blackface makeup across her boobies. I'm trying to find the connection but I'm not seeing it. (Anybody confused by these references should search, "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  9157.  @donquixote3927  I've never trusted Jesus since he tried to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  9158. I think it was an episode of The Goodies (1970s British TV comedy) where it became lore that the ONLY thing the royals should do is wave. They should sit in cars and stand on balconies, waving. Everything a Royal does outside this envelope courts controversy. Harry & Smeg should know this.
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  9159. If they're here, I hope they're friendly. I recall the movie "The Final Countdown" A "modern" US Navy carrier prepares to confront the Japanese fleet in December 1941. Obviously, there'd be no contest. Now imagine the world's military confronting aliens whose technology is 5,000 years more advanced than ours. Yikes.
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  9160.  @markjeffery7319  You're correct - but can we agree Labour, the Tories and the Monster Raving Loonies are all equally rational choices?
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  9161.  @markjeffery7319  Also - thankyou to all the people who corrected me with great politeness. How very un-YouTube.
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  9162.  @proudsaiyanprince2651  I could imagine Harry being a bit-part actor alongside Errol Flynn.
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  9163. A million could arrive at Dover and they'd all be granted housing by Khan.
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  9164. I want 100,000 Ukrainian refugees to be rehomed in Rotherham and Telford. Give priorities to persons who empathise with the Azov Battalion. Instruct the police to step aside, as they did with the child rapes and trafficking. That'll end the problem of child grooming. Yes please.
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  9165. I left an inoffensive reply here, 30 minutes ago. I've returned and it's disappeared. Something about how I'd fight for my country, but not the bunch of Quislings and fifth columnists who are running it.
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  9166. Der Fuhrer, Der Scottish Nationalist Socialist Workers Party.
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  9167. I would've done the exact same thing as Kyle. Except I might have missed and been beaten to death by the criminals.
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  9168.  @lervish1966  Everyone's been screaming since Enoch's famous speech. But nobody in power gives a fork.
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  9169.  @judeleese7783  I encourage you to repeat the Titanic analogy far and wide. No copyright. I often leave comments about Anglophobia. This word deserves wider visibility.
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  9170.  @KyleTheDalek  I've read a detailed account of the Rotterdam raid. I don't recall the details, but it's clear Rotterdam was indeed attacked in error. I don't recall the exact details. I think it was something like Rotterdam was planned to be attacked. The attack was called off but the order to cancel didn't get through. If you can find the exact details, please correct me.
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  9171.  @johnallen7807  Unlike you and I, the sheep still believe the BBC and Channel 4.
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  9172. I doubt whether a member of the Lords could become PM in this century.
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  9173.  @SoloRenegade  Sometimes YouTube attracts the wisest nerds on the planet. CAUTION: Some people reading your comment might be confused by your mention of the Tornado. Very few of us nerds will actually understand it. Hawker's designers understood that serviceability in the field could double the size of your air force. The Hurricane could be maintained in north Africa or Burma at the far end of a very long supply chain, where a Spitfire would spend half its life in a shed after bad landings. The wisdom gained from the Hurricane was applied to the Hunter: Easy to fly, a wide track undercart, quick to rearm and refuel. Similar properties were carried over to the Harrier. Its servicability in the south Atlantic was little short of miraculous. The guys who designed the Hunter and the Harrier had cut their teeth on the Hurricane.
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  9174. Channel 4 promotes excellent television. Hence the shows where people choose whom to date by looking at their private parts.
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  9175. Look up the story of the South African, Pat Pattle.
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  9176. A woman does not have a penis, except for Owen Jones.
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  9177. Putin is so ANGRY, he might invade Ukraine. I mean - wot's Putin gonna do which he hasn't done already?
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  9178. "Passed away" is mostly peaceful.
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  9179. You are photographed every time you use a wall-mounted cash machine. Easy to use these pictures for image-identification.
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  9180.  @ordinadim1732  As a Brit, I see our countries committing suicide.
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  9181. I suspect Krankie murdered children in her motorhome and buried them in her garden. Undoubtedly more truthful than the law suits against Trump.
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  9182.  @davidwright-p9v  The BBC want him as the next Doctor Who. Maybe.
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  9183.  jhőn fráncísz  ello jon
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  9184.  @iagree6677  Haha!
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  9185.  @carlsummers2316  Peter Griffin was right. "Shut up Meg".
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  9186. Peter Griffin arms himself whenever Ernie the Giant Chicken walks down Spooner Street.
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  9187. Is that a reference to Jesse and Chester looking for their car?
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  9188. Lots of lesbians in the cops.
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  9189. "I hear you're a homophobic transphobic racist now, Graham Linehan". "It's the feckin Greeks who started it". "Drink! Girls! Feck!"
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  9190. HEY ANDY IF YOU'RE READING THIS: I've just been listening to Bernard Hermann's soundtrack for the movie "Taxi Driver". A taxi driver left a comment, saying how he likes to play a CD of the music whilst he's driving his passengers. Almost nobody recognises the track. Have you ever thought about playing the CD in your taxi and getting a Mohawk?
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  9191. I myself would find the definition difficult.
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  9192. He doesn't look "German" to me. More likely Turkish.
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  9193.  @venkatakrishnan7073  Thanks. You've proven my point. If Marine called for the identical same policy, sheep would describe it as waycist rightwing bigotry.
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  9194. Shutting the door after the horse has bolted. How many imams got deported? Millions more to go. Waited 38 years for deportation. Leftists will regard this as unfairly quick.
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  9195. This attack has a death toll like a long weekend in Chicago.
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  9196. Agreed. Many volunteers saw the Germans as liberators, after the Soviet Union had murdered around 5,000,000 of their countrymen during the 1920s and 1930s.
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  9197. Westminster has fallen.
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  9198. We created a wasteland and called it diversity.
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  9199.  @sandrathompson1277  It may be that A did nothing wrong. I've put comments explaining why on YouTube before, but ALL of my comments which mention A, j E, G M and so on are automatically cancelled by YouTube's algorithms. Which means somebody falsely reported my comments as hate speech. The algorithms recognise key words and delete similar comments.
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  9200. Ellwood deserves deselection by his Bournemouth East constituency association.
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  9201. I wonder who played the elephant.
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  9202. Same with burying all the dead bodies. Rarely covered. Sometimes for good reason.
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  9203. 20?
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  9204.  @derbylied9553  I misread the word "Mercians" as "Mexicans" and became confused for a moment.
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  9205. Britain should be an equal-opportunities arms supplier. Sell arms to Israel, sell arms to the Arabs. It's important for Britain to have a secure industrial base of manufacturers. The British armed services are so tiny, the our defence industry cannot survive without foreign sales.
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  9206. The candidates would gladly fund a two-year £5,000,000 committee for finding the best way out of the paper bag.
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  9207. The British F1 GP demonstrates the "Family Guy" stereotype about Chinese drivers is correct.
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  9208.  @markhenry192  Do you mean Andrew or Avi?
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  9209.  @markhenry192  THANKS! I'll go find.
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  9210.  @jab-gn3sw  No, the term "concentration camp" is much older and predates the Boer War. The term in Nazi Germany meant something wholly different. Churchill was a war correspondent, he wasn't even an MP until later. Please leave the comments here to adults.
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  9211. The French being French.
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  9212.  @stevee7467  I'll bet you remember the cover picture on The Big Show.
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  9213. By Brian Griffin, author of "Faster Than the Speed of Love".
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  9214. ANDREW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STAND FOR PARLIAMENT! Either as a Reform candidate, or as an independent providing there's no Reform candidate in that constituency. Zero chance of winning but your hustings events will be a great laugh.
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  9215.  @MegaSpideyman  Maybe.
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  9216. "No no no no no". Search "Family Guy stubborn as a mule". Go on. Do it now. Deserves to be a meme.
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  9217.  @kremepye3613  Full English breakfast, three times daily. Sausages, bacon and egg, mashed or boiled spuds, hot buttered toast.
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  9218. The clip of the bombers at the 5.45 point is taken from the movie, "The Battle of Britain". It actually shows German He 111 bombers breaking formation. Filmed above Spain with the Spanish Air Force.
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  9219.  @LoriPARK1111-u1b  I'm a British patriot and in the UK. God Bless America. If the US falls, the whole of western civilisation will collapse shortly after. Retain your second amendment and keep your powder dry. If it wasn't for the internet, we'd never know about any of this.
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  9220.  @MauriatOttolink  You are correct. Major was caught saying it about the anti-EEC MPs before a BBC interview. It was caught on microphone but not broadcast.
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  9221.  @grimnir6169  Your comment failed to post properly. I click Replies and yours disappears. The algorithms are extra busy today, I don't know why.
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  9222. Tom is highly professional. I always respect somebody who's excellent at his craft. Same with the best violinists, plumbers and school teachers. Dedicated people doing their absolute, most sincere best.
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  9223. Across the western world, our governments despise their own people.
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  9224.  @garymitchell5899  Your comment is needlessly abusive. The reason for the huge Labour victory in '97 wasn't a huge Labour vote. It was the collapse of the Conservative vote.
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  9225.  @theprincipalofficer_1  I liked the way that Morgan Freeman was inserted into "Robin Hood Prince of Thieves". It added an extra dimension for audiences in the US without diminishing the original story.
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  9226. Both King Henry and Prince Harry made bad marriage choices.
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  9227. FUN FACT: Sir Winston Churchill's American mother was from Brooklyn.
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  9228. I hope this was a wise investment. If Tesla runs into trouble, he might need that money.
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  9229. Women have forgotten how to slap a bloke's face.
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  9230.  Jonny Mosquito  I left a reply to your comment, Jonny. Two minutes later it's disappeared. YouTube's algorithms disliked something.
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  9231. It would be almost like some kind of Spanish Inquisition. (Wait for it...)
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  9232. Rising up against sexual deviants will require a visit from the cops, to check our thinking.
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  9233. If I write "I deeply respect Mahyar", will YouTube delete my comment?
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  9234.  @KennethMachnica-vj3hf  Holy sheeeeet!
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  9235. Yeah 'cos you've got white privilege. CNN told me so.
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  9236.  @marthamydear7499  And me! EVERY PJW VIDEO IS A MASTERPIECE.
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  9237. If it was BLM, the press would describe this as a "mostly peaceful protest".
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  9238. Damned true.
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  9239.  @SajjadKhan-cl3yf  Well done for Liking your own reply.
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  9240. @Reggie Evans No copyright. Please repeat it widely.
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  9241.  @narcosniper78  Is that you, Clem?
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  9242. I'm sorry, I haven't stopped laughing yet. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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  9243.  @dubiousn00b24  Jezza's Top Gear resembled a TV situation comedy. Imagine Sid James, Kenneth Williams and Bernard Cribbins making a car show in the 1960s. With Charles Hawtrey as The Stig. Testing Zodiacs, Victors and Oxfords around the track. Hattie Jacques and Kenneth More as guests in reasonably priced cars.
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  9244.  @entropybear5847  I agree with every word Jezza utters.
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  9245. AY UP LOTUS EATERS! (With respect to 2 Tone.)
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  9246.  @angelahayes24  you must've written something outside the narrative.
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  9247. Sadly, Liz's short time as PM ruined her reputation. Right or wrong, her reputation can never recover.
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  9248. I was about to leave that comment! Thanks for doing it for me!
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  9249.  @carbonjohnson6414  Not with a bang, but a whimper.
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  9250. Just be grateful a Vogon wasn't reading you poetry at the same time.
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  9251.  @thisdrinkinglife  She should visit a hood area in Chicago and see what happens.
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  9252. Look up the Holodomor genocide (With thanks to Simon for correcting my spelling on a different video.) Soviet Russia murdered possibly as many as 10,000,000 Ukrainians, more than the number of Jews murdered by Hitler in his camps. That's why Ukraine didn't want Putin's Russia to dominate their country.
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  9253.  @PaIaeoCIive1684  Damned right about the French copper!
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  9254.  @PaIaeoCIive1684  It appears my original comment, in which I named the movie, has disappeared. I assume somebody found my comment to have been waycist or hate speech or encouraging violence and Reported it. Some people have a very low tolerance.
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  9255. Plenty of excellent Pink Floyd on YouTube. I love to listen to the Floyd, Cream, Zeppelin etc. whilst I'm redecorating the house.
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  9256. I notice the BBC actually climbs up its own 4r5eh0le in its efforts to conceal who did this.
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  9257.  @GgRae-gv1tg  Biden is too dim to have organised this. And if he organised it, he's forgotten he did so. These two wholly inept candidates were selected on their merits as useful idiots, and will now be manipulated to the detriment of the entire free world.
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  9258. One word? Diane can't count that high.
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  9259.  @zen4men  Sorry my error! I'll go back and edit. It's nice to receive a POLITE correction. I hope you'll accept my POLITE thanks. How very un-YouTube.
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  9260.  @maxnashemaxnashe1904  Sadly, they've got no more priority than migrants from the Congo. Easiest way to remain in the UK: Go to France. Buy a dinghy. Wait for the Royal Navy to pick you up. Arrive in the UK. Identify as an unaccompanied 14-year-old, although you're in your forties. Reside for a few months in a multistar hotel and get a council flat.
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  9261.  @clivemortimore8203  I approve rescuing persons in distress at sea. Those persons should be returned to their point of embarkation. If the economic migrants feel unsafe in France, a charity should hire a lawyer and sue the EU.
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  9262. GOOD NEWS: Perhaps Putin will get his arse kicked. BAD NEWS: That'll be another victory for the New World Order.
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  9263.  @stephfoxwell4620  An unnecessary comment. Churchill regarded this English (that is, Anglo-Saxon) king as the greatest-ever Briton. If he regarded a Welshman as the greatest ever Briton, that would've been equally valid. There's a statue of Boudica next to the House of Commons. She was British too.
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  9264. Nah. Brexit. And the countryside because it's...
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  9265. Hahahahaha!
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  9266. I suspect God listens to Carl's podcasts.
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  9267.  @worldtocomepodcasts444  Only one piece of good will come out of it: The gays and the Protected Religion will beat the crap out of each other.
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  9268. I remember Dick Dastardly and Muttley chasing the Yankee Doodle Pigeon in something like this.
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  9269. Mr. Portillo used to be a Tory MP. He was always the kind of MP who'd identify as anything which would gain himself advancement. Running with the hare and chasing with the hounds. He'll support any agenda providing he's on the winning side. Outed during his final time in Parliament as being bisexual. I wouldn't hold that against Portillo, but I wouldn't trust him either.
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  9270. Watching narcissistic nonces and weirdos discussing crap demonstrates why heterosexuals despise them. "Look at me! Look at me! Regard me as wonderful or you're a bigot!"
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  9271.  @chummychummy7651  Peter was right: "Shut up Meg".
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  9272. Not enough black people in the Antarctic. BLM blames systemic white oppression.
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  9273. All going as planned.
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  9274.  @thorpsewinglessons5913  Agreed.
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  9275.  @lindamacro5945  I couldn't give a flying fork about Is or Pal. I just don't want them bringing their shyte here.
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  9276.  @Sam-gw5pl  True.
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  9277. This video deserves more information about lupins.
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  9278.  @gunsharck  Use it widely yourself.
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  9279.  @Tarteh  Not me or my children. And I've never been to Rotherham. But as a white heterosexual male, I speak for us all.
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  9280.  @S-North  Which is why we're hated. Jealousy is a terrible master.
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  9281. No mention of this in the mainstream media.
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  9282.  @jacksonfrenchii8080  You mean the Archbishop? He assumed his father was a small hat and he was raised that way. Later discovered the dad wasn't his REAL dad and became a Christian. Exactly the same thing happened to a bloke from Bethlehem.
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  9283.  @jacksonfrenchii8080  Haha! I'm gonna borrow that line and use it myself!
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  9284. The clue is in the title: Micro.
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  9285. I'd happily watch and go second.
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  9286. Boris locked down the economy for two years, diminished the treasury's tax receipts, spent hundreds of £billions on wasteful projects, printed money it didn't have and imported one and a half million Africans and Asians into the UK in a single year. But let's blame Putin.
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  9287. I didn't get to see the "Superb Owl" and I'm disappointed.
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  9288.  @barrazoot1777  THANKS! I was right about the US but wrong about which war.
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  9289. It's like "Do you prefer to be eaten alive by a shark or by a lion?"
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  9290. That's why the Left wants to cancel him.
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  9291.  @GeorgeSoroshasenteredthechat  I believe Enoch and Carl would respect each other's differences.
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  9292.  @kilburn1313  Joe gets confused between Ukraine and the UK. "Goddammit Jill, those Limeys have invaded Russia!"
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  9293.  @georgehetty7857  I blame Toast all the time. (Lots of confused folk reading your comment and mine.)
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  9294. Yes, but your racially-adjusted position is about 70th.
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  9295.  @dongross6624  I wish we could crowd-fund a drunken French chauffer for Meghan.
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  9296. Perhaps making a black Doctor is a bad idea. I predict the same with Doctor Who.
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  9297. People will vote for Lee as Lee. Regardless of his party.
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  9298. It's illegal to claim asylum if you're not an authentic refugee.
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  9299.  @shinrapresident7010  "I'm a refugee" resembles "I'm a woman". Not all claims are truthful.
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  9300. Be careful, Andy. They'll put you on a naughty-list.
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  9301. BIDEN: "I wish I'd pulled out early, instead of impregnating my wife with Hunter".
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  9302. I've got a willy and I don't know whether I'm male or female", asked no sensible person ever.
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  9303. Don't like this channel? Don't sub to it.
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  9304. They'll come for Leo next.
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  9305. The color for gay men used to be brown.
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  9306. One of the great things about Simon's channel is that it attracts high-quality history-nerds like yourself. Your comment is great. I hope Simon reads it.
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  9307. @FatherBootyHands That too! Be careful about strangers touching your sausage.
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  9308.  @thesmallestminorityisthein4045  ...in pink.
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  9309. Big black cube in the middle of Saudi. Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile. The Borg are mainly peaceful as well.
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  9310.  Simon Foxwell  Gezo specified the number of slaves he wanted beheaded. In the event, Gezo's estate murdered a smaller number of slaves, because slaves were worth lots of money.
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  9311.  @maritessolis7759  I'm curious: Why does Meg regard herself as black?
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  9312. A person who's on the Right: Any victim who was mugged or burgled the day before.
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  9313.  @reinaldomanuel8488  The only other person who'd dress this way is Elton John.
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  9314.  @harrismiller1948  Yes, him/her as well.
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  9315. A couple of decades ago, persons running sub-post offices were routinely convicted of embezzling tens of £thousands via their computers. Many were imprisoned. Some committed suicide. All had to repay the alleged shortfalls via their life savings and selling their houses. Decades passed before it was confirmed ALL of them were 100% innocent. It'd been a glitch in the computer software. Would I trust a computer? Feck off.
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  9316. On the BBC? Hahahahaha! Zero chance.
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  9317. The protesters or Rishi?
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  9318. Let's accept tens of thousands of Ukrainians who support the Azov Battalions. Rehome them in Telford and Rotherham. Instruct the cops to look the other way, as they did with the child rapes. That'll sort out the kiddy-traffickers.
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  9319. Early mammals murdered the dinosaurs with guns.
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  9320.  @alexdavis1541  Please spread the term "New Zealand rugby players" widely. Some other phrases will get you cancelled. Somebody falsely reported one of my comments about St. George of the Floyd as hate speech. Now most of my comments with similar phrasing fail to post.
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  9321. Kyle is an American hero. I'm looking forward to the movie. Except modern Hollywood is so f*ckin' woke, it won't happen.
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  9322. "Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way" - Pink Floyd.
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  9323. DISPLAY YOUR GOLLY WITH PRIDE !
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  9324. Lovely to have you back, Simon. We feared you'd been seized by Moorish slavers. Perhaps you were transported to north Africa to be used as a sex slave.
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  9325. The ONLY Jordan which doesn't get stolen during a BLM riot.
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  9326. I hope Andrew reads your comment.
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  9327. Millions of voters from a specific group will celebrate Starmer's removal of the poppy.
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  9328. Same applies to responsible gun ownership in the US. It's neither guns or dogs which kill people. It's bad owners.
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  9329.  @ihearttubing  It's "newspeak". Claiming ordinary M-persons are kind and gentle, and only the I-persons are dangerous. A bit like saying, "Ordinary Nazis are kind and gentle, and only the hardline Nazis are dangerous". (Using M-person and I-person in case the algorithms delete me.)
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  9330.  @fredericksaxton3991  I would laugh so hard I'd break a rib. You can't spell "slaughter" without laughter.
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  9331. I've left comments about this, but somebody falsely reported the, Whenever I mention the PM who took office in '97, or his appropriate punishment, my comment is rendered invisible.
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  9332.  @goodlookinouthomie1757  Hard drive, daisy chain, master and slave... these are all BDSM terms.
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  9333. I rubbed shoulders with Bercow about 30 years ago when we were both Young Conservatives. Bercow is hyper-intelligent, but his own narcissism is even bigger. In those days, he pretended to be a new-right libertarian anti-federalist, and stood on that platform during YC national leadership elections. In reality he was just putting himself to the forefront to attract attention.
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  9334.  @juliegwilliam8503  TRUE. Also, I allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron because the party was too woke. Perhaps I should've remained. If every based person leaves the Conservatives, the only people remaining in the Tories will be woke leftists. Which is what's happened.
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  9335.  @count69  Thankyou for your comment, which I value. The Book's Wiki page claims the word comes from the Latin word for "judgement". It appears BOTH meanings fit very well. I don't claim either YOUR definition or MINE are in/correct. It's really nice to receive contrary arguments without abuse. How very unlike YouTube.
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  9336. Living alongside the Religion of Peace is very peaceful. Right?
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  9337. Please drive it to the pro-Hamas protests in London. With an Israeli flag on it.
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  9338. And yet Richard Nixon gained no great wealth. Hard to see who the crooks are.
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  9339.  @davidbouvier8895  If the BBC made a TV series about Boudica today, she'd be played by Idris Elba.
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  9340. Nearly but no. Also, your DEI-adjusted position is 900.
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  9341.  @bunyip250  If Liam is so feckin smart, how come he needed advice from a talking Teddy bear about which breakfast cereal to buy? (If that's too obscure a comment, it's a reference to the movie, "Ted 2".)
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  9342.  @hsheeld  Does anybody remember the 1980s comedy TV series, "Colchester 123"? An ancient British warrior, wearing wode and a frog jock-strap.
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  9343.  @fuferito  Deserves a TV repeat.
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  9344.  @Thurman321  One always finds the best nerds on this channel. That's a compliment.
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  9345.  @SvendleBerries  I want Diane as the new Labour leader. Let's get someone whom the Labour Party trusts. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
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  9346.  @skogul  Says "6 replies" now. Only three visible, plus mine (I assume). Lots of comments about it happening on this video.
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  9347.  @terrysadlier8456  I want the Stig to present the show. I don't know how he'll ask any questions.
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  9348. The investigation wasn't announced until AFTER the mid-term elections. Don't tell me the Biden administration didn't influence the date of the announcement.
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  9349. Blaming the British? Makes a change from blaming the Jews.
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  9350. This whole fiasco was planned to bring a WEF prime minister to power.
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  9351. EDIT - Is this comment visible? I'm often cancelled by the algorithms. The Holocaust definitely happened. The Juice were the largest set of victims, but the events were witnessed by many other people. These include allied aircrew imprisoned as "terror fliers", Commonwealth POWs imprisoned as saboteurs, resistance fighters, SOE and other espionage agents, anti-N*** Germans, passive resisters, conscientious objectors, criminals, gays and black marketeers. They were in dozens of camps, hundreds of miles apart. Their witness accounts substantiated each other, even though some accounts were being given BEFORE other camps had been liberated. But should I be permitted to question the veracity of their accounts and deny the Holocaust? Yes, definitely. Sad that I need to use cre4t1ve spelling to dodge YT's algorithms.
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  9352.  @French-Dutch-English-blooded  Your comment is offensive. What about peanut butter? That was invented by a black dude! Credit where it's due.
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  9353. @Franky Sorry. Too long. Can't read it. This is YouTube, where most people can't concentrate until the end of a senten... Also: VOTE TRUMP.
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  9354. Hard for the BBC to blame Brexit and the English countryside.
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  9355. Up up and awaaaaay!
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  9356. As pointless as deleting her driving licence.
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  9357.  @andrewcarlton6196  Never mind Hitler. Tony Blair started an unjust war as well.
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  9358.  @sicsempertyrannis3782  "Europhobic" doesn't fit because they all want to live here.
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  9359. You could fit a Merlin to a cheese sandwich and it would fly great.
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  9360.  @danmasters1568  Hahaha!
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  9361. I want Diane to be their new leader. Can you imagine? Four years is too long because she can't count that high.
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  9362. A classic Alfa is like Amber Heard. A brilliant drive but she'll sh*t all over your wallet.
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  9363. Shut up Meg.
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  9364.  @ktm99official81  We need a rope on every lamp post. Not enough rope? Try piano wire.
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  9365. The Conservatives will lose the next general election. Not because of a huge vote for Labour, but because habitual Tory voters will stay at home. If Rishi becomes PM, I predict an almost complete wipeout.
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  9366. This month, I want a BBC documentary about the Moorish raiders who attacked English and other European coastal villages in the 16th and 17th centuries. Black and Arabic raiders, capturing white people and taking them into slavery. Nah, this part of history won't match the anti-white narrative.
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  9367.  @georgehetty7857  Thanks, George!
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  9368.  anaxandros  Well done. Please post widely.
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  9369. SUNAK & CO : The easiest way to reduce the number of illegals is to grant them all British citizenship. All going to plan.
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  9370. I regret our first-past-the-post electoral system prevents any useful change.
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  9371. Agreed, top hole, wizard prang, tally ho! The clip is actually taken from the movie "The Battle of Britain". German He 111s, as portrayed by the Spanish Air Force.
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  9372.  Simulated Emotion  Yep. Great film.
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  9373.  @peterstclair2610  Heads we lose, tails they win.
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  9374.  malikail57  Fun fact: Your grandfather voted for Biden. Maybe.
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  9375.  @mayajrj  SORRY!
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  9376. Yeah, because you used your white privilege. Hollywood and CNN told me so. They'd never lie, right?
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  9377.  @benholmes1608  Spiney Norman approves your message.
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  9378. His stare resembles a rabbit caught in the headlamps of an oncoming car.
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  9379.  @WilhelmKarsten  Mossies had radars which used valves, not silicone chips. New technology supersedes what came before. My original point is that plywood could be steamed/moulded into shape, equivalent to the use of carbon fibre today.
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  9380.  @fritzwrangle-clouder6033  Useless to feed the trolls. You'll just make them hungrier.
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  9381.  @fritzwrangle-clouder6033  There's a TV comedy series called "What We Do in the Shadows", about a group of vampires living in modern-day Staten Island. One of them is an "energy vampire" named Colin Robinson, who feeds off causing people annoyance and saps their energy. Sandy is an energy vampire. Sometimes I send messages to them such as "Please explain" or "Give me more details about your second point". It makes them spend long periods of time, creating long replies which I don't read.
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  9382. Getting arrested after the July plot was an excellent way to get a career in the post-war German forces.
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  9383.  @tobylerone4285  Great back in the day. Opposing Bruce Kent of CND. Organising an event with Enoch, and introducing him. Speaking twice at the annual conference. Stints on the local radio and asking a question on "Question Time". Back before the wets took over the Party.
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  9384.  @colindant3410  NICE REFERENCE!
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  9385. Wokism is the new bigotry.
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  9386.  @carolebarker2195  Been there, suffered that. Sometimes I feel like sitting with three other blokes and adopting a Yorkshire accent. "You 'ad a drill? Luxury! All we 'ad was chisel and wooden mallet". Then you come back with, "When I say drill, it were a drill to us, but it were really next door's ferret trained to rip out teeth". And if you tell that to young 'uns, they won't believe you.
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  9387.  @winterdesert1  Your comment is sensible, but I prefer to believe the other interpretation.
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  9388.  @RogueRM  Dominic Frisby.
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  9389.  @stardust2045  BRIAN GRIFFIN: "I'm not racist. I watch tons of black porn".
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  9390.  @billynomates920  I come here for the videos. I linger for the wise and funny comments. I smirk when I discover clever names.
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  9391.  @endlessstrata6988  I left a reply here yesterday but it's disappeared.
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  9392. SAD FACT: Regardless of whom we vote for, the next government will be either socialist or socialist with a pretty blue label. This crap will continue.
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  9393. A future POTUS?
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  9394. So the SPLC wants to separate from whites. Surely that was called "apartheid". It's been tried in Detroit. How's that working out?
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  9395.  @harbl99  I'm both native British and African. My ancestors migrated from Africa a few hundred generations ago. We've been here ever since, and my skin colour has adapted to local conditions. I'm indigenous now.
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  9396.  @rogerhooper3211  I expect Wills and Kate love Jezza. But they're too polite to say so.
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  9397.  @EuropeanQoheleth  Your experience might be different from that of some other people.
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  9398. Peter Griffin should tell us the word.
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  9399.  @christopherfitzgerald774  He was asked by the Echo newspaper whether he'd stand for being the next PM. He replied, "I don't think this is my time". Ellwood is fecking dangerous.
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  9400. Best comment I've seen in weeks, Filter.
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  9401.  @gitfoad8032  Correct. It's funny how the Condor Legion "accidentally" bombed Guernica on its market day, "accidentally" bombed Rotterdam and "accidentally" bombed London. The RAF in '39 and '40 was specifically banned from attacking cities, although it had been pinpoint-bombing German naval docks since September 1939 (with almost catastrophic losses). The turning point in the BoB was when the Luftwaffe ceased bombing 11 Group's airfields and attacked London instead. That is the point when the Luftwaffe's losses became crippling. In September 1940, it was a realistic possibility that a vote of no confidence could have replaced Churchill with Lord Halifax, who would've sought an immediate peace deal with Hitler. If the RAF had continued losing pilots as it had been in the weeks prior to the Berlin raid, a vote of no confidence might've become inevitable. Churchill's decision to carry out a retaliatory raid on Berlin was a turning point of WW2, equivalent to Kursk, El Alamein and D-Day.
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  9402. I wish Kyle had been near the Texas school when the massacre started off. Kyle would've gone straight in and saved a dozen lives. A good man doesn't need to wait before rescuing children from a murderer.
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  9403. War always produces famine.
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  9404.  @jayr7890  I thought it was the sequel to "White Boys can't Jump".
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  9405. Churchill didn't become PM until eight months into the war. Blaming Churchill for rejecting peace deals prior to that time is nonsensical. Chamberlain and Lord Halifax wanted appeasement. Churchill was only First Lord of the Admiralty at that time. Hitler's word was unreliable. To quote a line from a movie, "The Fuhrer's guarantees guarantee nothing". As Stalin discovered.
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  9406.  @chesterdonnelly1212  Agreed.
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  9407. I left a comment here an hour ago. It's disappeared.
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  9408.  @poptartmcjelly7054  Not an actual quote, a pun on "Volga" and "vulgar". Lancia brought out a car in the 1980s, called the Y 10, known as the "white hen". They were often to be seen in white. "Yeah it looks like a white hen, but what's it called?"
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  9409. A remarkably perceptive comment.
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  9410. Ay up Tootsie Tony!
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  9411.  @judewarner1536  You are too easily frightened to come here. You've resorted to personal abuse, which demonstrates you've failed.
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  9412.  @dumbunny7986  Oh dear, I think Mr. Burns is correct. It's a well-known fact that Hitler deported his enemies to Martha's Vineyard as well.
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  9413. They're waiting until Joe is out of office or dead.
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  9414. Vive la France. This comment breaks the habit of my entire lifetime.
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  9415. Reminds me of the song "The Snake" by Al Wilson.
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  9416.  @clemalford9768  You're 100% correct. Clay/Ali saw injustices in the 1960s USA and became a full-on anti-American rebel. Opposing those injustices was warranted. Becoming a Muslim was fashionable among blacks at that time.
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  9417. Hayte crime against weight people (cre4t1ve 5pelling).
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  9418. I dislike homosexuals. Would I ever harm them? Definitely not. Also, some of my favourite videos are of lesbians. That's normal, right?
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  9419. Interesting that of the eight persons mentioned, six are of non-British parentage.
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  9420.  @Set-ri6rs  I'm pleased you could see my reply! Somebody falsely reported one of your comments elsewhere as hate speech. If you use similar phrasing, Skynet's algorithms will automatically delete your comment. My view: There are too many Trotskyites and not enough ice picks.
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  9421. Damn, that Nigerian prince in the photo looks just like you !!!
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  9422. THREE THINGS WE DON'T WANT TO RETURN: 1.) Tony Blair 2.) Leprosy 3.) Harold Shipman.
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  9423. I was just about to write the same message but you beat me to it.
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  9424.  @IanDarley  The worst bullies in every school were the teachers. But when they got it right, excellence prevailed.
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  9425.  @deanhunter1753  Asda sells a range of cloth dolls called, "My Little Muslim Friend". Seriously, Google them. I pulled the string at the back of the doll. The doll yelled "Alley's Snackbar!" and cut my head off.
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  9426. Wrong title. Prince Harry is pretending to be happy in his marriage.
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  9427. I'm a speling Narzi and litrully Hilter.
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  9428. Either DD or NF would be great.
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  9429. Can't put on his trousers without the help of nurses.
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  9430.  @dcarbs2979  BBC says, "Go woke, win Eurovision". As if it worked that way.
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  9431.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Agreed, that's the threat. Plus there will be a huge hole in the government's finances. The Exchequer raises vast amounts from sales of petrol and diesel, which it can't re-apply to domestic electricity. The money needs to come from somewhere. My '58 Austin is tax-exempt and doesn't even require an MOT, although I'm still required to keep it roadworthy. So-called "historic" cars tend to cover only a tiny annual mileage, so their impact on planet Earth's atmosphere is miniscule.
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  9432.  @johnforeman6620  There will be fewer petrol stations.
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  9433.  @johnforeman6620  I listened to the budget speech live when the tax-exempt status was introduced many years ago. The announcement was cheered by MPs as it was made. The BBC commentator said, "This measure is receiving widespread approval. A high proportion of MPs own classic cars".
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  9434.  @georgehetty8647  No. But my wife does.
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  9435. @Nicky I wonder whether Eddie can play the piano with her penis.
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  9436. The UK has an Indian prime minister. Dunno whether he's Apache or Cherokee. When Joe met Rishi, he apologised for what Custer attempted at Little Big Horn.
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  9437.  @sulaimaanlatif6471  Nice to see your comment, Sulaiman. I'm white British but my wife is oriental. There are lots of nuances to this ethnicity thing. I'm white and my wife is oriental. Please don't assume everybody who leaves comments here is a xenophobic waycist.
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  9438. I enjoy being a criminal and stealing the BBC's output without their permission.
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  9439. This is the battle which made Hitler think he might win in the Ardennes.
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  9440. I think the problem is that most councils make it prohibitively expensive to take waste to a council-run tip. I went to the tip yesterday. I had to show my DRIVING LICENCE to prove I'm from within that council's area. I don't even need to show my driving licence when I vote! If I'd had a van (not a private car) I would've been charged £30.
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  9441. I wonder where Sam hides his secret documents. I expect his rectum has been stretched to its maximum over the years.
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  9442.  @JAMESLOONEY-kd1nu  The one-balled Austrian should've equipped his army with rubber dinghies. They'd all have been rescued by the RNLI and given beds in multistar hotels.
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  9443.  @fifthof1795  Are the Scots black? 'Cos they certainly blame the English for EVERYTHING! Scottish is the new black.
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  9444. Shows the inadequacy of Russia's industrial capacity. Gotta buy weapons from Iran. A bit like buying high technology from The Central African Republic.
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  9445. At the 2.52 point, it's demonstrated the pharaohs were British.
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  9446.  @georgehetty8647  Did Toast put you up to this?
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  9447.  @comedianpottymouth  This dingo was attracted by the scent of tuna.
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  9448.  @muboizin  I put my hand in my pocket and Zoo Zoo's petals are gone.
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  9449.  @S3NTRY  Is that you, Clem?
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  9450.  @supremecaffeine2633  Your comment is far too sensible and intelligent for this discussion.
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  9451. Also describes an engine as the "Merlin XX", instead of pronouncing it as "Merlin Twenty". Good advice of this kind enables improvements in the future. God only knows how the Spitfire Mk. VIII or the Spitfire Mk. XIV might be pronounced. Would the Spitfire Mk. II be the Mark Eleven?
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  9452.  @luapnosboh7421  Japanese, is it?
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  9453.  @jimtaylor294  "Excellent! Release the hounds!" Surely that's a racial stereotype of a white racist. BAN BURNS!
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  9454.  @lorrainearmstrong7587  I reckon Frogmore should be used for asylum refugees. There's a migrant hotel at the end of my street. See how the Royals like it.
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  9455.  @frankberry6220  If the documents were removed legally and signed for, and there's a record of what went where and for what purpose, where's the problem?
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  9456.  @BigJon410  I'll bet Biden left a load more on the train.
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  9457.  @frankberry6220  Lots of very intelligent and detailed replies arriving here.
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  9458. No you're SECOND. Noah R beat you to it. Cos he used his hu ite privilege. Claims the BBC.
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  9459.  @normansidey5258  Read it.
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  9460.  @ron88303  The two bombs saved more lives than they cost. Definitely.
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  9461. There aren't enough hamsters on Wikipedia.
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  9462.  @breaghboo-gc7ub  No I didn't. (Is this the five minute argument or the full half hour?)
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  9463. "Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad".
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  9464. According to the most recent census, more than 60% of London's electorate is non-indigenous. W people are minorities in modern London.
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  9465.  @thebowyerman  "Deserves a couple cases of beer". Definitely not Bud Light.
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  9466. I'm watching from the UK. Very exciting photo finish. My spine is tingling as I write this. Dear Lord I hope Trump wins. God Bless America. The US and UK have different swamps but identical swamp-monsters.
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  9467. A very nice G-plan table. Worth a few £hundred these days.
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  9468.  @The.Occupier  "Aha!" in the voice of Eddie the Ostrich.
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  9469. Cue the Benny Hill Yakety Sax music.
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  9470.  @jeffebdy  Yes, and Big John was a Roman soldier in "The Greatest Story Ever Told". He had only one line, "Surely this man was the son of God". There's a story which might or might not be true. After John first said his line, the director told him, "Please say it again, John, but this time give it more awe". So on the next take John said, "Awwww, surely this man was the son of God".
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  9471. I want Trump to set up his own social media platform,. equivalent to YT and Facebook. Buy a small underfunded platform. Invest heavily. Within weeks Trump's platform will have 100,000,000 subscribers and be running at a profit. Try deplatforming Trump then, bitches !!!
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  9472.  @harry.flashman  Yes I can hear you, Clem Fandango.
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  9473.  @denisemottley22705  Off to have your shoulder shoved back into place... did you have a six-month waiting list for that task?
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  9474. I prefer Australia. I've seen the "Mad Max" movies.
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  9475.  @rantymcrant-pants9536  Men regarding a woman as HOT is important to human survival. If you're offended, I assume you prefer to f*ck women who are ugly.
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  9476.  @rantymcrant-pants9536  And you come off as a snowflake.
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  9477.  @jesperFrost  I've spent my entire life, searching for Castle Anthrax.
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  9478.  @bingpz  Definitely.
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  9479.  @elizabethanthony3916  I'd like capital punishment but I distrust the judicial system to convict only the guilty.
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  9480. Arresting Tommy was a mistake. They misidentified Tommy as Andrew Bridgen. Or Lee Anderson. Or Neil Oliver. They'll be coming for Prof. Tim at any moment....
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  9481. LITERALLY killed you? I hope not. Did Styx kill you? Maybe something similar happened to Epstein.
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  9482. Just close the feckin borders. End of problem.
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  9483. !
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  9484. @@JMUL15 Agreed about Anne.
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  9485.  @leighannclements7849  Instead of shooting Kaba BEFORE Kaba rammed into him with a two ton car, the officer should have waited until AFTER he'd been crushed and killed. That would've worked, right? Right? Yeah all good.
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  9486. I remember that movie. Needs a decent remake.
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  9487. Agreed. The Italian navy was sunk at Taranto whilst in port. The Tirpitz was at anchor. The Bismarck was trying to return to port. I'm glad the fooker was sunk.
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  9488. Breaks yer heart when they pass away. RIP Rasputin the Rottweiler and Spartacus the bull mastiff.
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  9489.  @thedave7760  My old Action Man didn't have a willy. A pro-trans statement right there.
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  9490.  @fredbloggs5902  Unlike the M-person, neither Smith nor Hubbard owned slaves.
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  9491.  @johnburns4017  Could anyone be more naive?
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  9492.  @sewmad100  Funniest advert out there. Every time they did a new version, our house would go quiet so we could listen.
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  9493. Exactly.
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  9494.  @freedomisnotfree3536  Yeah but the msm needs compliant sheep like Nathan Garcia.
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  9495.  @jimbo6059  The Tory Blue prefers kipping on its back.
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  9496. Doctor Woke and the TURDIS.
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  9497.  @naomisherred166  I replied to you an hour ago, but I've returned and my reply has disappeared.
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  9498. False reporting by ITV News.
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  9499. I think it's the Hindenpeter. It crashed into Cleveland's house on the way.
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  9500. 1 FIRST! 'Cos I've got white privilege, claims the mainstream media.
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  9501.  @thursoberwick1948  Correct or not, as soon as AH went into Austria, he had all those records destroyed. Same as the records about why he'd been refused for conscription into the Austrian Army, a couple of years before WW1 started. Source: The biography by Hugh Trevor Roper.
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  9502. Same here. I believed the filthy lie.
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  9503. You can tell if it was a top-of-the-range model by whether it had a heater.
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  9504.  @FinlayMacintyre-ti9li  I own an A35, but my knowledge isn't 100% reliable. I believe it's NOT a stock colour. There was a pale blue called "speedwell", after a small flower. In the late 50s, a group of racing drivers got together and formed a tuning company named "Speedwell", because that was the name of their local telephone exchange. The drivers included Graham Hill, a future F1 world champion. Another driver was John Sprinzel, who raced A35s in the 1958 British Touring Car Championship. He created the Speedwell Sprite, based on an Austin Healey and mechanically near-identical to the A30/A35.
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  9505. I'd settle for a free Tommy Robinson, a free Sam Melia and a free Sam Melia.
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  9506. LOVELY TO SEE DOM HERE! Hey Dom - please sing us a song!
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  9507. UP, UP AND AWAY!
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  9508. Speak softly and carry a big stick.
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  9509.  @blunderingfool  DEFINITELY. That's an expense I'll GLADLY accept via my taxes.
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  9510. 'Cos I've got white privilege.
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  9511.  @ElliHarper  I'm British. My ancestors migrated from Africa 500 generations ago. Hunted mammoths and aurochs on the way. Crossed Doggerland before it became the North Sea. We've been here ever since. An early example of, "This can't be fixed, just move away".
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  9512. BEST COMMENT EVER.
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  9513.  @samburkes7552  8 X .303 machine guns represented a HUGE leap forward in the 1930s. Progression was very rapid. State of the art aircraft became obsolete within two years.
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  9514. Maybe now that she's dead, the truth can be told about her.
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  9515.  @dipanjandatta1689  The Afghans were themselves raiding and burning peaceful settlements in the valleys below. They were murdering civilians, abusing women. The British found the easiest way to deal with the raids was to attack their villages with bombs (typically 8 X 25lb bombs, tiny by the 5,000lb+ weights of WW2) and shooting up anyone who resisted. I recall an interview with one of the aircrew in a TV documentary. He said the RAF bombed their houses but didn't do much damage. The houses were made of rocks and stones and would often be rebuilt by the following week. The aircrew carried papers known as "goolie chits", printed in several languages, promising a big reward to any tribesman who safely transported any captured aircrew back to safe hands, in UNHARMED condition. The term "goolie chit" is derived from the Afghan habit of cutting off a captured person's goolies.
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  9516. Tories went woke and went broke.
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  9517.  @lizzietunes  Thanks, I didn't know that.
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  9518. SIMON IF YOU'RE READING THIS - Please keep an eye on what's happening right now this week in Telford. Bombs have gone off and cars have been set on fire, in attempts to murder and intimidate witnesses and victims of the child rape gangs. The police are refusing to intervene. Tommy is asking for volunteers.
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  9519. Nasty.
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  9520. I hope GB News might hire Tucker. That'd be fun.
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  9521.  @jasonbrown9731  Sorry, I won't say. Sufficient to say there's a seaside multistar hotel down my road, housing 100+ engineers, doctors and scientists of military age who can't speak English. I usually tell people I live under water, in an octopuss's garden in the shade.
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  9522. No.
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  9523.  @charleshowarth1  Very true. Somehow, certain films are scarier in black and white. I wonder whether the Al Gore rhythms will cancel this reply, for using the words black and white. I once had a YT warning message, for using the word for a female dog, 'cos it was h8 speech. This was on a video about dogs.
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  9524. A London police officer was hacked with a machete (Sunday 10th April '22). Very little about it in the media. The assailant's name and photo haven't been released. The machete is an uncommon weapon of choice for native Brits. The man is described as "deeply religious" and as having "mental health" problems. This is what happens when foxes are invited into the hen house.
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  9525. Rittenhouse is a genuine American hero.
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  9526. Brutal? Nothing "brutal" about a single axe blow. When Charles II returned from exile, many former Roundheads were hung, drawn and quartered. That's brutal.
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  9527.  @Truebritify  Another reason to clap for the NHS. Yay! (Not really.)
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  9528. Positioning himself as Sunak's replacement.
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  9529. I visit for the videos. I remain for the wise and funny comments. I grin at our wonderful names.
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  9530. I've read accounts in books which take the opposite view. "Miserable as a fighter"? History demonstrates otherwise.
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  9531. It's arrived one minute later!
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  9532. Where are Doug and Dinsdale Piranha when we need them? Don't rely on Chief Superintendant Harry "Snapper" Organs. We need Doug, Dinsdale and Spiney Norman.
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  9533.  @Blackfoxparadox  You had FIVE people in a Fiat 126? Were you circus clowns?
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  9534. Do name tags allow employees to identify as "Pervert", "Nonce", "Kiddy Fiddler" or "Paedophile"? If not, why not?
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  9535. Kari for POTUS 2028.
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  9536.  @derekwagstaff3044  Not a chance. The weights will be like the Armenian Christians at the hands of the Ottoman Turks.
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  9537. The UK today comprises sheep led by donkeys.
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  9538.  @bigceazer  Perhaps Boris had his hands tied by the majority of his MPs and his cabinet being remainers.
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  9539.  @Threemore650  J'essai. (I think that means "I try" but maybe I've said something rude without meaning to.)
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  9540. PAUL PELOSI: "Are you here to rape my wife?" DEPAPE: "Oh God no. No no no no no".
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  9541. I wear a condom instead.
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  9542.  @riceyo62  Same happened in Bournemouth a few weeks ago.
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  9543.  @rockymac3565  No, but I'm happy to Like the comment of anyone who can out-nerd me. Well done, sir.
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  9544. I recall a BBC Tomorrow's World programme from the 1970s, explaining why it's impossible for small hand-held devices to carry live images in the style of sci-fi shows. The BBC also broadcast a Horizon science documentary in the mid-70s, proclaiming the world would 100% run out of oil by the 1990s. I now observe the BBC's proclamations about climate change and I'm sceptical of their reliability.
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  9545. Idris Elba as Harry.
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  9546.  @scintillam_dei  You indulgence in unnecessary abuse reveals your unhappy mind.
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  9547.  @Eric-kn4yn  Yes, the Aussies wanted the TSR2 but cancelled because the F111 was much cheaper. That was the final nail in the TSR2's coffin. The unit cost of the TSR2 was just too great, because the RAF would end up being its sole operator. The US did a super-cheap deal with Australia, so as to keep Aussie soldiers in the Vietnam War.
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  9548.  @mimetype  There's a numpty called weebrian who can't understand your joke. He keeps insisting the Brown/Blue Streak didn't have any pilots. Then he left a comment about your Brown Streak reply not being funny. I myself remember the Brown Streak being tested in the 1960s. It left skidmarks on the runway.
    2
  9549.  @LAFITZ10  No. Justice denied breeds further criminality.
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  9550.  @redrasegarden  Yes. Definitely worth seeing. Exciting when the invisible monster tries to attack the ship's crew. Some of the dialogue is a bit archaic. But even the mini skirts on the original Star Trek look outdated these days.
    2
  9551. Tell them they're going to New Guinea to meet the same fate as Joe's uncle.
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  9552.  @johnbowkett80  Yep. Westminster Bridge attack and others.
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  9553. By my reckoning, you arrived second.
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  9554. Peter Griffin was right: "Shut up Meg".
    2
  9555. He's only been there for a year. He's barely started yet.
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  9556. Just walk out the back, Jack. Make a new plan, Stan. No need to discuss much. Just walk out the door.
    2
  9557. I'd welcome Jezza Clarkson as Labour leader. The Labour Party would still crash and burn, but in a funny way.
    2
  9558.  @georgehetty7857  Yes I suspected that, George! I used my white privilege. However, the ethnically-adjusted position puts me behind every BAME and transgender person i the UK.
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  9559.  @somedandy7694  Some bears are cool. Ted Clubber Lang smokes weed.
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  9560.  @WeeShoeyDugless  You've made an intelligent point.
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  9561. I h eight the feckin bin men who wake me at 5am every Thursday. Does that count?
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  9562.  @geoffpegler4506  Wait five years and see.
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  9563.  @GeorgeGeorgeOnly  I've left lots of comments. I'm unsure which comment you're referring to. Sad how I'm giving an alternative view which is NOT hostile to the general thread, but some replies are deliberately abusive.
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  9564.  @jake751  Funny how Blair, his wife and son have a combined wealth of hundreds of £millions. Every successful Labour politician is contemptuous of the working class. I'd respect Starmer, if he'd acted when he had the chance to protect children in Telford and Rotherham. Instead he swept the matter under the carpet.
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  9565.  EyezWideOpen  HAHA!
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  9566. According to the Democrats, Joe Biden arrived before you.
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  9567.  @philhughes3882  Actually, Hitler's brain survived. 1055 years later, Prof. Farnsworth put it into the body of a great white shark. Futurama told me so.
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  9568.  Chinese Allah  Look out: Nazi-sympathiser detected.
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  9569. In the British Army, patriotism is officially regarded as a sign of racist psychosis.
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  9570. Please find "The Wrath of the Awakened Saxon". I also recommend "Stiff Upper Lip - Byron de la Vandal". Go search now, you'll understand.
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  9571.  @johnough4893  Are you a grammar Nazi?
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  9572.  @scottp2462  I've had two family members die of COPD. If they'd lived until this year, covid would've been the final push which killed them. Would covid have been the cause of death? No, they would've been killed by smoking cigarettes for 50 years.
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  9573.  @zaftra  That's why the very elderly and persons who've already been diagnosed with cancer MUST self-isolate with rigour. Everybody else: Get back to work.
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  9574. There is also a communist who's pretending to be Justin Trudeau, who's pretending to be the Canadian Prime Minister.
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  9575. Hard to find a branch which hasn't been closed.
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  9576. Won't be the first time a King Charles has been declared a traitor. I look forward to his trial and execution. I'd gladly pay good money for a front-row seat next to the scaffold.
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  9577. 20 years ago, I lived next to a guest house which housed about 20 "refugees". They were violent, abusive, hateful and nasty. I repeatedly contacted the local Council and the police. Despite several attempts to get the race relations division of the police involved, they wouldn't respond to me. There is a presupposition that racism can ONLY be perpetrated BY whites against NON whites, but NEVER the other way around.
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  9578.  @mariebussinger6565  Meg is more appealing than Kathy.
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  9579. This is Amish gangs and Mennonite gangs in a turf war. Racing their buggies. Wearing crazy-ass buttonless shirts and black trousers. It's always those blond-haired far-right extremists, shootin' and cursin' and making the cities dangerous. EVERY TIME. Lebron, Al Sharpton and Spike Lee told me so. Yeah.
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  9580. Only the 109 and the Spitfire were in the front line at the very start and still there at the very end. Unlike the 109, the Spitfire still had more to give.
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  9581.  @Varrocklife  Correct. If it was true, the BBC would offer me a TV comedy series.
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  9582.  @vandalayindustries3057  The horse voted for Biden.
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  9583.  Eisen Chao  I'd love that!
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  9584.  01000110 !  Judging by the Likes I've received, yours is a minority opinion. Every movie I've mentioned in this thread is regarded as among the greatest of its genre. Those movies are big enough and sufficiently well-loved to survive some modest mocking. As am I.
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  9585. Hello back!
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  9586. Let's cancel the movie "Airplane". Jokes about abortion, blacks, gays Jews, veterans with PTSD, bestiality, a hundred other categories and people named Shirley. And what's funny about airliners crashing anyway? Yeah, let's cancel "funny". Yeah.
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  9587.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Simon is in the crow's nest on the Titanic. SIMON: "Look out! Iceberg ahead!" OFFICERS ON THE BRIDGE: "Shut up, you're not allowed to tell people".
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  9588. I feel greater hostility towards the enablers who imported the invaders.
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  9589.  jhonfrancisz1991  trew
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  9590.  @sakerfrancis4028  Interesting to read detailed accounts from fellow nerds. When it comes to interesting and detailed accounts, Mr. Felton is the grand emperor of nerds. We all bow to him.
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  9591. Peter Griffin was right. "Shut up Meg".
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  9592. I left a comment here 20 minutes ago. I've returned and it's been deleted.
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  9593.  @marryan2872  Yes YOU can see it, but it's invisible to everyone else. I could see your comment because it was a reply, directly to me. It's completely gone now.
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  9594. Google won't allow me to watch this video unless I identify myself by giving them all my secret info.
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  9595. The Jesuits ran the Spanish Inquisition. (...wait for it...)
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  9596. SIX METERS? Nah, 19 feet. Speak ENGLISH please!
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  9597. Nigel Farage is the greatest person in European history, sine Hitler blew his brains out and Churchill lost the '45 election. When the history of the EU is written, it'll be "The EU before Farage" and "The EU after Farage". Saint Nigel Farage also deserves a knighthood.
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  9598.  @martinjackman2943  The armed services were riddled with class prejudice. During the 1930s, the RAF regarded itself as derived from the elite aristocratic lancer units of the British Army. Officers were expected to have sufficient private funds to pay for a horse which they'd ride in fox hunting. "Johnny" Johnson (later the RAF's number one fighter ace) was refused an RAF commission because, despite being a university graduate, he was considered too working class because his father was a policeman. Johnson joined the RAF Reserve instead. Things quickly changed when the casualties mounted. The only way to obtain new commanders was to promote highly-skilled aviators from the other ranks.
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  9599.  @met54  Very true! I'm gonna borrow that and use it myself!
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  9600. Sorry, I've got to say it. Based women are HOT. I apologise to any women who regard my comment as S-ist, but it's true. Leftie women wear boiler suits and Doc Martens boots, don't wash their armpits and have purple hair.
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  9601.  @benlotus2703  It's funny 'cos it's TRUE!
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  9602. It's full of Africans.
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  9603.  @meganroe6635  The Royals should embrace their Germanic heritage. There's a town in Germany called Wank. Yes, really. Harry should adopt the "Lord of Wank" for himself.
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  9604. I was in a plumbers merchants this morning. Inspired by this video, I chatted with the bloke behind the counter who does re-enactments. He's got the beard, the hair style, the Celtic tattoos, the lot. The bloke actually praised William the bastard for his innovative approach to training, and for bringing cavalry with him. Nice to get a wide range of views.
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  9605. I still have a few Biggles books by Captain W.E. Johns. His novels about WW1 still stand up very well today. Beautiful clear writing, from a novelist who, like Dahl, served as aircrew during wartime.
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  9606.  @geoffdundee  Longer than 40 years. Enoch made his speech back in the sixties.
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  9607. Alan Snackbar.
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  9608. No that's unfair. They're censoring what we say in order to protect free speech. Something like that.
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  9609. I feel more and more like we're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. If you think it's bad now, just wait and see.
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  9610.  @ant7936  "Wind" and "whirlwind". BASIL: "You started it!" GUEST: "No we did not!" BASIL: "Yes you did! You invaded Poland".
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  9611. Including "Needle and the Damage Done"?
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  9612.  @simonstones1918  Says "13 Replies" but only four are visible. Wow.
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  9613.  @elih9700  EVERYTHING with John Mills is worth watching.
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  9614. I'd like to believe your comment, but I distrust myself. What if I believed your comment and I got it wrong? What if I can indeed trust myself? How about if I trusted myself but I then betrayed myself? Goddammit, I'm getting paranoid here.
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  9615. An excellent comment.
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  9616. Some communities consume a greater amount of illegal drugs.
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  9617.  @georgehetty7857  Don't mention that horrible man to me!
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  9618.  @ron.morgan  HAHAHA! How true!
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  9619. "Most hated"? No. That would be the Ju 87 Stuka.
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  9620.  Andrew barry  Agreed, but the prison officer doesn't look like an Aryan superman. Race ought not to enter into it.
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  9621.  @malcolmscrivener8750  There was a movie made about RJ Mitchell and the Spitfire's birth. No movie made about Sidney Camm or Roy Chadwick.
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  9622.  @sblack48  The Spitfire had the identical design for its fuel tank. EDIT - I've been corrected in the comments below. Both aircraft had the same location, but there were lots of detail differences.
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  9623.  @terrahawk1977  According to the most recent census, only 38% of London's electorate is Wight English. Absolutely regardless of everything, most of the electorate will only select diverse MPs. That mostly means Labour.
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  9624. Calvin is the PM we need but we'll never get.
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  9625.  Macavity  Old saying: "The pen is mightier than the sword".
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  9626.  @QwadLuzr  Yes, YOURS is visible but the other two are not. As for electoral "shenanigans": The best shenanigans will be the ones you'll never see.
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  9627.  @mattdawson630  Didn't hear about it? It doesn't fit the narrative. A bad guy with a gun can only be stopped by a good guy or lady with a gun.
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  9628. @Veggie Madness Probably, yes. The Government and the BBC's executives probably visit the same paedophile sex parties.
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  9629. There are Brexit-hating civil servants, just as there are Brexit-hating activist journalists in the BBC.
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  9630. LUFTWAFFE 1944: "It's an emergency, we need quick-to-produce aircraft which can be thrown into action with barely trained pilots next week". GERMAN INDUSTRY: "Let's design aircraft which will take years to develop, might be unflyable and which require 2km-long runways which aren't full of craters".
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  9631. Maybe we should crowd-fund a walking holiday for her in north Africa.
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  9632.  @goldeneddie  YES THAT'S RIGHT! Obviously Alex has the right to do so. It's HIS channel! However it was very much a Halifax "take your business elsewhere" moment.
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  9633. Excellent phrase. I'm gonna steal it and spread it widely. Unlike covid.
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  9634.  @steefvanburen7985  WHAT? I had no idea it was a Nazi term. Your accusation is ill-judged. I've read the comment elsewhere and frequently used it myself. I would not wish another war. Do YOU wish for another war?
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  9635.  @steefvanburen7985  JESUS F*CKIN' CHRIST! WHAT THE F*CK! I know some idiots regard the "OK" -thumb-and-finger gesture as white supremacist, but does "No more brother wars" denote a Nazi? Perhaps wearing lace-up shoes means I'm a kiddy-fiddler, or a wrist watch denotes I'm into BDSM. I'm sorry, I don't understand the world any more.
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  9636.  @steefvanburen7985  Yep. And "mother" is sexist. Strange world we're living in. Right now I'd be happy if the asteroid arrives.
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  9637. Strange but true: Peter Whittle might be beheaded for making this video.
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  9638.  @Torquemadia  Right or Left, the sound made by a screaming person is always as loud. What we've got today is "soft dictatorship". The sheep don't even know it's happening. Even channels like this have only a tiny number of subscribers.
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  9639. Haha!
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  9640. Here's the truth. I'll phrase it carefully, because I've left similar comments elsewhere which were falsely reported for something. Now YT's algorithms delete my comment if it recognises certain phrases. JE and GM ran a blackmail operation for an intelligence service. To guess which service, read the Wiki biography of GM's late father. Proffer friendship to royalty and politicians. Film them fornicating with adolescents and turn the screw. Then US Intelligence discovered the operation and closed it down.
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  9641.  @godzillas6301  Thankyou for using that phrase about the bee-sourced sweetness. A conjunction of using that phrase, along with the M-word for the spy agency and the three-letter US agency which arrested JE always triggers the algorithms into deleting my comment.
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  9642. Would he kick out all the Js?
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  9643. Reminds me of a Nigerian prince who emailed me. He'd make me rich if I gave him the passwords to my bank accounts.
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  9644. A deliberate set-up? Starmer just happened to be walking down the street. Through a crowd of protestors. With people filming. And with a dozen coppers and a cop car on hand. Coincidence? It's almost like Starmer knew exactly what would happen.
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  9645. agreed
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  9646. I left a reply here a couple of hours ago. I've returned and it's gone.
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  9647.  @pewee2496  Thanks, good friend. Keep up the good work. I'd happily accept you and yours as neighbors. Both of us need to stay away from the other sort.
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  9648. "Matelot or royal". Back in the day, I'm sure the late Prince Philip would've laughed at that term in the officers' mess.
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  9649.  @Mors_Inimicis  Diane Abbott as chancellor. What could possibly go wrong?
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  9650. Imagining discovering your beloved uncle is a creepy pervert, with child-porn on his computer and little girls imprisoned as sex slaves in his basement. And you never knew until now. That's Disney today.
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  9651.  @lesigh1749  YES!
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  9652. Nearly! The Scottish Labour leader is Anas Sarwar. He will be the new leader of the Scottish Parliament before the autumn.
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  9653. ANDY IF YOU'RE READING THIS - Please cover the story of Dr. Rashid Buttar, the covid-sceptic and anti-jab activist who was banned by YouTube. Two weeks ago, he predicted in a TV interview that he might be murdered to shut him up. He was poisoned and died a few days ago. Also - You're not as high on the WEF's hit-list, but look out for blokes in trench coats, dropping unrequested sugar cubes into your coffee.
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  9654. Funny how the ONLY world leader who opposes the WEF is Vladimir Putin, so the WEF summons the entire world to borrow money to oppose him.
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  9655. Normal weekend in Chicago.
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  9656. Attacker is Amish.
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  9657.  @James-kv6kb  I've left comments on other news videos about what's happening in Alice. I've gone back and all comments have been deleted and comments disabled. Writing the truth is inconvenient for some.
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  9658.  @mogznwaz  Those are exactly the values which the Left, BLM and the BBC are succeeding in destroying.
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  9659.  @KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841  That's right!
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  9660. ZERO EU laws, only British laws. Some of which might be identical. But we can delete British laws without the permission of the EU. It's called "sovereignty".
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  9661.  @johncuddy2669  There was another "hate crime" incident here in the UK a few days ago. A campervan had two golliwog stickers on it. The footage shows the copper going around the van, scraping off the stickers and threatening to arrest the van's occupants for hate crime. Thank God they weren't Peppa Pig stickers. They'd be a hate crime against Jews, Muslims and especially coppers.
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  9662.  @jboneX8  Is that you, Clem?
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  9663.  @jboneX8  Don't confuse me with that man.
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  9664. So free speech is far right proto-terrorist white supremacy? Wow, I did not expect that.
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  9665. Plenty of lamp posts in Westminster. Not enough rope. We could use piano wire. Provide seating and sell tickets. I'd laugh so hard I'd break a rib.
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  9666. SIMON CLAIMS THERE ARE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN. "Simon is a bigot, cancel him!" - The BBC (probably).
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  9667.  @ningen7736  BIDEN: "If you ain't mostly-peaceful rioting, you ain't black".
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  9668. I'd like to reply but YT might render it invisible.
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  9669. Big mistake to name this breed as the bully. Should've named it "sweet floppy daffodil". NOBODY would get upset then.
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  9670.  @HammerHeart3229  Blink and you'll miss it. BBC would cover it more if they could blame the af irght or Brexit.
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  9671.  @davidpeters6536  Hormone replacement?
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  9672. AY UP TOOTSIE!
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  9673. Good comment. Please repeat widely.
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  9674. I left a couple of funny comments here a few minutes ago. I've returned and they've been deleted. Message to the person who reported my comments: You're stupid.
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  9675. A cover name like "Winter Exercise" is very good. The allies see the Germans are up to something. "Don't worry, it's just an exercise".
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  9676.  @Rick_Cleland  I wonder what'll happen if I Google an image of Leo Kearse. Maybe he'll look like Mike Tyson in a kilt.
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  9677. True, Belfield should've graped Vine instead. He'd be out in half the time.
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  9678. Both the POTUS and the vice-POTUS are incapable of doing their jobs. They're just decoration, incapable of making actual decisions about important matters, foreign or domestic. So who's actually running this sheeet-show?
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  9679.  @julienewman1761  I was sexually abused by a rainbow.
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  9680.  @christopherrobinson7541  YES, that too!
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  9681.  @mmkt9487  Demands for reparations confirm B-folk can't make it on their own without assistance from W-people.
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  9682. Open your legs, girls, here I come!
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  9683. Please read Justin Welby's Wiki page. Welby is like Jesus: He's Jewish and didn't know who his real dad was.
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  9684. WHAT?
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  9685. The "Eric the Half a Bee" song.
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  9686.  @ninjaskeleton6140  As a Brit, I've always had special respect for the bravery and loyalty of Kiwi troops. Many great "British" heroes from the days of Empire were in fact Kiwis.
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  9687. This bloke was looking for a restaurant called Allah's Snackbar.
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  9688.  @glenntaylor6201  Would you feel confident, flying with a Muslim pilot over New York? I'm worried about Japanese pilots seeing a US Navy carrier below them. (Jokes.)
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  9689. Police dancing at a gay carnival. So if my little boy was sexually abused by a predatory gay, I should trust the police deal with the criminal because...?
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  9690. No black flowers at the Chelsea Flower Show. But lots of coloureds. And plenty of them are gay.
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  9691.  @harry.flashman  I love the names we adopt on YouTube. I think Tom Brown had it coming. Should've roasted the spoilt brat a bit harder.
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  9692.  @harry.flashman  I've often seen your name as well. We keep meeting like anonymous gays, spending our evenings in public toilets. But in a good way.
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  9693.  @harry.flashman  No I don't. But some toilets, like cultures, are better than others.
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  9694.  @harry.flashman  Haha! Thanks!
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  9695. Looks like Eric Cartman.
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  9696. i wonder how much the board take from the charity as salaries.
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  9697. Needs a Holy Hand Grenade.
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  9698.  @Britinsweden  Keir Starmer spends too much time dreaming about the teenage girls at Castle Anthrax.
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  9699.  @SeanWinters  The C of E is killing itself. But "assisted suicide" is happening as well.
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  9700.  @kamrudkd  Like the Borg. Resistance is futile. Submit or be destroyed.
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  9701.  @slavmarin7827  Only a few thousand in each constituency, at best. Zelensky started as a stand-up comedian as well. What happened next? A fightback against the invasion. I approve of that.
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  9702. GOOD NEWS: A nuclear winter will counterbalance global warming. So we can all continue driving thirsty cars and burning coal. YIPPEE!
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  9703. Our government despises the British people.
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  9704. Enoch would've been excellent. These days, I'd like Nigel. Or Carl Benjamin, Andrew Lawrence, Count Dankula, Simon Webb or the Reverend Simon Sideways. Lots of other options. Including Julian Assange.
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  9705.  @BigPaul3122  Agreed, it's not like anybody expected Liz to know stuff like that. Maybe some males could've advised her, but that would've been sexist. It would've implied she was a dumb blond, out of her depth and promoted beyond her ability.
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  9706. Say hello to Arthur and Terry for me.
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  9707.  @thBrilliantFool  Yeah I think that's why he wrote it. A bit like being a Democrat who uses electoral fraud.
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  9708.  @wendyokoopa7048  Live long and pasta.
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  9709.  @joaoomega6627  Yep. If voting could change anything, the bastards wouldn't let us do it.
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  9710. These days, I'm afraid of both clowns and rainbows.
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  9711. The Prince Harry we see in the interviews isn't the REAL Harry. The REAL Harry spends every day flying a helicopter in a war zone, rescuing children from terrorists and f*cking hot women every night. Prince Harry borrowed an idea from Stewie Griffin. Stewie created cloned versions of himself and Brian, to carry out menial tasks on their behalf. Obviously the cloned versions were created as inferior to the originals, or there might be a clash of interests. BITCH STEWIE: "I told him I did the poos, even though YOU did the poos". BRIAN: "Did you wash my car like I asked?" BITCH BRIAN: "No, but I hit it with a rock". REAL HARRY: "Let's rescue those kids. It's a good day to die". BITCH HARRY: "I did the poos, and I hit our car with a rock".
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  9712. "NHS HITS ROCK BOTTOM". Meanwhile, the newly-released album of Queen's Greatest Hits has excluded the track "Fat Bottomed Girls" because it's offensive.
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  9713. Stolen from Castle Anthrax. With its grail-shaped lantern. Despite the peril.
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  9714.  @keegobricks9734  I was gonna leave the exact same word.
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  9715.  @E_Rex_Sean  The Austrian corporal was like dying of heart disease. The current problems are like dying of liver cancer. Dying from heart disease to save yourself from liver cancer isn't an improvement.
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  9716.  @SteveeCee  I'm bemused. What's that mean? Please forgive my ignorance.
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  9717. Dammit, I was hoping I could get here before you and leave the same comment. I missed the opportunity by 52 seconds.
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  9718.  @simonwilton3546  Is that you, Clem? (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  9719.  @georgehetty7857  Mrs. Purchase is impeccably chaste when I'm absent. Although she did recently have dark makeup smeared across her boobies and Toast's been playing "Othello". (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  9720. I wouldn't want to look at Angela Raynor's unkempt frizzy nether regions.
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  9721. "Squad - Camp it up!"
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  9722. His parents entered the contract on his behalf. He should sue his parents.
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  9723. Always worked in Monty Python.
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  9724. I love the scene with Hinkle, Mussolini and the chair.
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  9725.  Xavier Medina  BRILLIANT! I've just watched it! I will tell others. Thankyou!
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  9726. Are their hands superglued? Good, that'll stop them w4nking for an hour.
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  9727. You'd think a HUGE DITCH filled with DEEP WATER would stop 'em, but no.
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  9728.  @2trichoptera  Agreed.
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  9729. Hire Glenn Quagmire.
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  9730. Giggidy.
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  9731. Heresy should be compulsory.
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  9732. We need memorials for gays, trans-people, gingers and left-handed people.
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  9733. Worked for Paul Newman in "Torn Curtain".
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  9734. The most important black person in British history is King Gezo of Dahomie. Gezo decreed that at his funeral, hundreds of his slaves should be beheaded until there was enough blood in a pit to float his coffin-canoe. This horrific event was witnessed by British traders, who reported the spectacle back to London. The British responded by sending the Royal Navy to smash the international slave trade. But let's blame whitey, yay.
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  9735. I'd donate a rope for use on a lamp post.
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  9736. Agreed. Russia could not deploy its entire military. On paper, Finland could not have delayed the Soviets for several months.
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  9737. Gort has entered the chat.
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  9738.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Rishi is a shape-shifting lizard space-alien. Prove me wrong.
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  9739.  @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz  I distrust the mainstream media too.
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  9740. I refused to wear a mask when in supermarkets during the lockdown. I wore a condom instead. During the AIDS outbreak of the 1980s, every household was issued with the leaflet, "Don't Die of Ignorance". It claimed you're safe if you wear a condom. I've worn a condom every day since and I'm not dead yet. So I know it works. Lots of fun when Tesco security stopped me from entering so I showed them my condom-wearing willy.
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  9741.  @marthamydear7499  Thanks, Martha.
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  9742.  @valdoggold  AGREED 100%.
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  9743.  @JimC  Monty Python couldn't be formed today, unless their group included two blacks, two gays and two women. Never mind whether they'd be funny. It's more important that they tick boxes. Graham Chapman was indeed gay, but he hadn't come out at the time the Pythons got their first series.
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  9744.  @seanp8220  Lefties in the West used to be overly-permissive. In 2021, western Lefties are authoritarian. Python always expressed rebellion against authority. the new Left is the new fascism.
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  9745.  @bw3230  Biden is like Bitch Brian. A fake knock-off created from Biden's DNA.
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  9746.  @Laughing_Chinaman  Angry sea bass. With frickin lasers on their heads.
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  9747. No.
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  9748.  @alastairmcmillan1071  Always depends on which type of PR. That's the trouble.
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  9749.  @chesshooligan1282  I'd like the system used in the Euro elections. It allowed UKIP to gain a great many seats. With identical votes under the Westminster system, UKIP would've won none at all.
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  9750. Trying to speak with idiots won't work.
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  9751. Merci bon ami. Je suis Anglais. Je regret ma Francais est tres mal. Our governments hate us. Our governments are the worst enemies of the French, British, Swedish and every other western people.
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  9752. This TV series has a sequence in which Churchill is attending a joyful event, with Hitler outside in the rain, glaring through a window. The creators said at the time that this sequence was imaginary, but they included it for its dramatic effect.
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  9753.  @meisterlymanu5214  Don't mention Toast in my presence. People keep saying horrible things, linking Mrs. Purchase with Toast. My lovely faithful wife would never do anything to cuckold me.
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  9754.  @williamwallace4924  As a Cornishman, I regard comments about ""England for the English" as waaaaycist.
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  9755. @Tab Ford I do understand the constitution, and that's my point.
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  9756. I've given Tobias a lift in my car, years ago. Forking woke as woke as woke.
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  9757.  @bradleydavies4781  No. Ten Hurricane squadrons went to France. Spitfires flew from England over the beaches at Dunkirk. A pair of Spitfires flew with Churchill's small airliner during his visits to the French government, and landed to refuel. Other than that, Spitfires weren't stationed in France.
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  9758.  @wideyxyz2271  Incorrect.
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  9759. The Monty Python Philosophers Song has entered the chat.
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  9760. The Beaufighter carried much heavier firepower. For single engined fighters, nothing can exceed four 20mm cannon as carried by the Tempest. Four guns of the same type are always preferable to a mixture of guns.
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  9761. Peter Griffin got it right. "Shut up Meg".
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  9762. If I had a personal problem with my waterworks or private parts, I'd want to keep it private as well. It's nun yer fekin biz niz. Speculating about what's wrong with the future Queen's genitalia is in very bad taste. Fleet Street & TV should Foxtrot Oscar. I said it 'cos Kate's too polite.
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  9763.  @PhantomDirective  Wot - you tellin me I don't write gud enuf?
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  9764. Belfield and Tate were both framed. Imprisoned to shut them up after telling too much truth. Julian Assange rots in prison as you read this. His only offence: Revealing criminality in high places.
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  9765. A future POTUS?
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  9766. Across the west, our democratically elected governments have become our worst enemies.
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  9767. @Youtube Censorship * leftie bot detected *
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  9768. @Henry-Ludlow The monarchy will gladly accept the UK becoming an Islamic caliphate, providing it's his family running the show.
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  9769. @@tvguy61 Me too. The living will envy us.
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  9770. An illegal coup d'etat achieved via voter fraud. No way to carry out an illegal seizure of power in the US except via ballot rigging. The evidence of fraud in this election is compelling. Trump needs to call in the Secret Service and Homeland Security to investigate. Present the evidence to the Supreme Court. Call for the results in some states to be declared void. Order a rerun, no voting without ID. Accept the result.
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  9771.  @jandavidson7093  Agreed. There are web-based companies from which I I can buy a doctorate in Jedi Philosophy. My family lived in Nigeria shortly before independence. My father was a civil engineer tasked with building a hospital. Westerners said the most dangerous Nigerian is a smart Nigerian.
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  9772.  @TheLearningFrontier  As a Brit, I say THANKYOU to Texas for killing this f*cker.
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  9773. I reply arrived in my inbox from somebody called "kristap". I've come here and it's been deleted.
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  9774.  @unitysprings3631  A good place to be when the mounted stasi baton-charge us. The Met = Mews limb Enforcement Team.
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  9775. Happy 4th back to you, cousins! Remember to keep your 2nd Amendment holy.
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  9776. Agreed! - from the UK.
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  9777.  @MykeLewisMusic  Is that you, Clem?
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  9778.  @thetruth9210  Sadly true.
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  9779. REALLY? Good idea!
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  9780. I've left comments claiming the Epstein operation was a a "honeypot" operation run by an intelligence agency. Film politicians and princes getting their c*cks sucked by juveniles and turn the screw. Stating the NAME of the intelligence agency gets my comment deleted. Not stating the name allows my comment to remain. To see which intelligence agency gets my comment removed, read the Wiki pages about Robert and Ghislaine Maxwell.
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  9781.  @kennyw218  All enrichment, don't you know.
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  9782. Too much Anglophobia.
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  9783. I want Dom to sing us a funny song about this.
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  9784. THIS plus the speed limit might do for Blackford what the poll tax did for Maggie.
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  9785. Their priority is to win the election. The UK can go to f*ck, it doesn't matter, just maintain power at any cost.
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  9786. The POTUs the USA needs but will never get.
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  9787.  @DBibeau855  Good job Apu isn't from a different religion. He'd be giving the kids slushies laced with rohypnol. Bart, Lisa and Millhouse would wake up tied to beds with a queue of bearded men outside the door.
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  9788.  @MariaHamlyn  Or a Turkish barber shop.
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  9789.  @majedkabbani1526  Free plasticene? I used lots of it when I was a kid.
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  9790.  @Isleofskye  TRUE !!!!
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  9791.  @brendanstoran7555  It's definitely going that way. The Lansdowne area is filled with non-W people.
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  9792. Tarot reading is an excellent way to get girls into bed. Seriously. Go to a party or sit in a bar. Take out a pack. Girls/young women will ask for a reading. Whilst you're doing a reading, you'll be chatting and discovering whether she's already attached. It's the best way to get girlfriends and get laid.
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  9793. SIMON IF YOU'RE READING THIS: The new background is unappealing. Please find another.
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  9794.  @alf494  Leo is a comedian. He is allowed some elbow-room for his rant. Similarly, it's not a fact that the chicken crossed the road. Or that a Catholic priest, a rabbi and an atheist went into a bar.
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  9795. Lots of comments have disappeared. A bit like being a free-thinker in Stalin's Russia. Express the wrong thought and you'll disappear. Woke sets you free.
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  9796.  @georgehetty7857  Dear George, I don't remember that video. The Prussians can indeed claim some of the credit. The "British" force did indeed include lots of Dutchmen, plus Hessians from the King's German units. As usual with a "British" army, there were lots of non-Brits in the ranks. Shame there weren't any Gurkhas. They'd have smashed through the French line and put Bonaparte's head on a spike.
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  9797.  @danielhogan6255  You are mistaken. I am not raymondo.
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  9798.  @spencerburke  Yeah, Ireland would've been a better place today if the Ottoman slave traders had settled in Ireland and colonised it. As happened with Lundy Island in the Bristol Channel. This could've happened if the British/English didn't get there first. And that's exactly what's happening today, thanks to Sinn Fein.
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  9799.  @spencerburke  You're not Muslim, for which the Catholic church should thank the Anglicans. Old saying: The Irish remember everything and learn nothing. Hundreds of years have passed and you can't give it up.
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  9800.  @mogznwaz  She assumed he was a male. TRANSPHOBIC !!!
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  9801. Yeah but only when he's awake. Joe is mostly sitting in a comfy chair, with his nurse spoon-feeding him. Then Hunter enters the room, says "I've got some special medicine for you, Dad" and gives Joe something to sniff up his nose. For the next ten minutes, Joe can rant and rave and remember his own name. Until the drug wears off.
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  9802. Who voted for him?
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  9803. Park's Wiki biography is a good read.
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  9804.  @misspiggy8247  Yes. I don't remember what the comment said, but it was nasty about you, Simon's usual audience and my comment which referenced Kermit. I suspect he deleted his own comment. The person deserves to be hit around the chops with your hand bag.
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  9805. Trudeau will shortly ask Putin to send peace keeping troops to Ottawa.
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  9806.  An Armchair  I wish.
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  9807.  @Scriptures_K  It's barely started.
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  9808. Phan... aph... are those skin conditions? I don't know 'cos I'm not a bilogist.
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  9809. Up up and away!
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  9810. Meanwhile, ordinary Londoners would be wearing secondhand rags. With a cotton handkerchief for coughing-up blobs of blood from their tuberculosis. Wooden shoes. Shirts with separate collars which might be washed clean daily, whilst the shirt itself might be worn continuously for a month. A cap for doffing to their masters. Some twine around their waist because they couldn't afford a leather belt.
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  9811.  @iumasz6088  Me too. BRILLIANT !!!
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  9812. Rwanda was always a STUPID plan, designed to fail. All by design.
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  9813. Yeah, but any decent, self-respecting teacher will be sacked.
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  9814. "Don't tell him, Pike".
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  9815.  @angr3819  Agreed, it's complete fiction. Did Mary Seacole actually attend school? I doubt it. The entire section was inserted so that kids can put themselves into the shoes of a child who's vilified on the grounds of their race. It didn't actually happen, so let's pretend it did. Jussie Smollett would be proud.
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  9816. Hate crime. Being drunk is no excuse.
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  9817.  @swoop-s-7680  Aha! Somebody got my reference! Seriously - is Travis the same guy?
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  9818. Trenchard.
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  9819. A few more statues of career criminals would reduce crime.
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  9820.  @redactedanticretin  I don't want guns. I dislike guns. But gunfire from the local range is the sound of freedom.
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  9821. Yup tootie-tony!
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  9822. It comes to something when Paul Joseph Watson speaks more truth than the pontiff.
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  9823.  @candy-le4nh  Black and Indian cabinet ministers are deciding the rules for immigration. Maybe the Japanese whaling industry should decide the global rules for whaling. Or the Democrats in the US should be the sole arbiters of who's allowed to deny elections. Islamists should be allowed to implement Sharia law. Putting executive power in the hands of biased or self-serving people is a very bad idea.
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  9824.  @thezanzibarbarian5729  HAHAHA!
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  9825. Or Spooner Street's Herbert the Pervert.
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  9826. Hire Clarkson, May and Hammond to set-up the deal. No better way to put the BBC upside-down, in a ditch and on fire.
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  9827. Will they keep George Orwell? Retaining "1984" and "Animal Farm" will undermine their nonsense.
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  9828.  @paulmuaddib3470  Yes I noticed that too.
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  9829.  @artvandelay8767  YES!
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  9830.  @Droo75  I've always loved the Piltdown Man from "Tubular Bells" He always sounds Scottish to me.
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  9831. Mandela had better conditions in prison than inmates in US jails.
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  9832.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  We need a different electoral system. We won't get it because it would disadvantage Labour and the Tories.
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  9833.  @totenblume7517  What?
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  9834. QUESTION: What if you STOP on double yellows with your engine "off", but you don't leave your car? Is it actually parked? Is "stopping" on double yellows the same as being "parked"? I was once "stopped" on double yellows and waiting for a passenger. I drove off when I saw the warden. I was booked in absentia and I paid the fine. Could I have opposed the fine, because I was "stopped" but not "parked"?
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  9835.  @jaytaylor9232  I often greet George as well. We're like a bunch of gays, meeting anonymously in a public toilet. But in a good way.
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  9836.  @charliegirl3056  Yes I get your reference !!!
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  9837. Good comment. Please repeat widely.
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  9838.  @jeromemorrowactual6723  I don't blame foxes for what they do in the hen house. Blood and carnage is normal for foxes, everywhere they go. I blame the gatekeepers, who hold the gate open and invite the foxes inside.
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  9839.  @andrewheron2399  Agreed. It's difficult to attract talented people to Parliament if they're forbidden to earn from outside sources as well. An MP's salary is about the same as that of a GP (doctor), a dentist or the head of a large school. You can't have a skilled, high-earning barrister or businessman saying to his wife and kids, "I'm going to give up earning £500,000 a year in order to enter Parliament and earn the same as our local dentist".
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  9840.  @andrewheron2399  Agreed. Sometimes a person with outside earnings becomes LESS corruptible. A talentless bottom-feeding MP might ONLY have his/her Parliamentary earnings. Offer them 50 grand and they'll grovel at your feet. Offer ten times that to an MP with separate earnings and he'll tell you politely but firmly to Foxtrot Oscar.
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  9841. Agreed. Every Kraut super-weapon combined didn't extend the War by a single day. Thank God they didn't expend their resources on something useful.
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  9842.  @georgehetty7857  CORRECT.
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  9843.  GreggFellows  Nope.
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  9844.  @christinesarkis4029  The Maoris arrived by boat. What stopped them reaching Europe? Oh yeah, I forgot. They didn't have a compass. Not scientific enough.
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  9845. Maggie destroyed her premiership with the poll tax. Khan is doing something similar with ULEZ. I'll be delighted if the SNP destroy themselves with this new nonsense about masks.
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  9846.  @englishnature7850  "Best"? perhaps not, but certainly the most memorable.
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  9847. I WANT HETEROSEXUAL-ONLY HOUSING DEVELOPMENTS. In the words of Monty Python, "No po0fters!" Is that legal?
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  9848. Rishi intends to feck-up the UK as much as he possibly can, lose the election, resign his seat and be gifted an powerful new job by his WEF masters. All going according to plan. Wait and see, you know I'm right.
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  9849. It was indeed developed as a mobile system. V1s were launched in flight from bombers.
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  9850.  @patm6704  Damned right.
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  9851. I was a Conservative Party activist for 29 years. Agreed 100% Eff the Tories.
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  9852. I immediately thought of Sterling Archer.
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  9853.  @Xplora213  Is that you, Clem?
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  9854.  @Xplora213  I'm sorry, I'm lost. Is that a reference to Mrs. Purchase? I'm a bit confused lately. Toast has been performing Othello in blackface, and Mrs. Purchase has blackface makeup smeared across her boobies. Could there be a connection? (Persons confused by this string of comments should search YT for "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  9855. I'd leave the UK and go right now, except I'm too old to start again. Britons leaving the UK have exported civilisation across the globe for 200+ years. Every part of the world which functions properly does so because of British influence. Meanwhile here in the UK, half our government is BAME and the white MPs hate us even more.
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  9856. Lots of RAF airmen will be dead in burning wrecks because of this.
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  9857. True. It's likely he was from south west England before he was stolen by slave traders.
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  9858. One of the BEST things is the salty tears of the BBC.
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  9859.  @truck6859  Were 47% of the lumberjacks female with 3% trans-people? What proportion of them were vegan, Muslim or black?
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  9860.  @truck6859  The turbines will last for five minutes after the warranty expires.
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  9861. Almost as chilling as Harry and Smeg's catastrophic 5mph car chase through Manhattan.
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  9862.  @elkpaz560  I suspect they'll put leashes around our necks pretty soon.
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  9863. They're Anglophobic.
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  9864. None of you seem to get it. EVERY MP is a lying dirty scumbag. The will promise ANYTHING which gets them elected. Boris's eviction was a Remainer putsch. The majority of the Parliamentary party is anti-Brexit. All you'll get is a Remainer who pretends to be pro-Brexit, so as to get elected.
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  9865. Calvin Robinson was cancelled because somebody accused him of being Tommy's brother.
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  9866. Agreed.
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  9867. Leftists don't understand a joke is not real life.
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  9868.  @johnbowkett80  Back of the queue for the NHS, though.
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  9869.  @johnbowkett80  You're a wise man.
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  9870.  @Ericcartman666  THANKS! I will respect your authoritah.
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  9871. I want MORE use of fossil fuels. Putin will shortly use his nukes. We need global warming to counteract the nuclear winter. Also - I was FIRST. 'Cos of systemic waycism, claims the BBC.
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  9872. I saw "Elves" and I wondered, "Is this about his early days or his obese Vegas era?"
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  9873.  @fugawiaus  Damned right!
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  9874.  @fugawiaus  Electrickery and the telling bone.
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  9875. @adamjames2332 Definitely Amish.
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  9876. Like most Nazis, Mosley was a socialist.
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  9877.  @spitfiremark1a768  I am ashamed of our failures since that time. Makes yer weep.
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  9878.  @spitfiremark1a768  Shitehawks to spring chickens in one generation.
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  9879. It surprises me how readily we've accepted this bullshit.
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  9880.  @mr.anderson3288  The lunatic is on the brink of taking over the asylum.
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  9881.  @SirBlackReeds  I beg you, please tell us why.
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  9882.  @Xbalanque84  THANKS! Damned good reply!
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  9883. Got a nice cushy safe seat, the ucnt.
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  9884. I envisage Trump's return as resembling the closing scene from "Superman II". Trump flying through the air, carrying the stars and stripes. "I'm sorry I've been away. I won't let you down again". Trump winks and smiles at the camera and he's off, fighting for justice and the American way.
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  9885. Good comment. Please repeat widely.
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  9886.  @garytallowin6623  "I'll take my coffee black. Like my maths".
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  9887.  @hgrimes9824  I spend ten times as much fuelling my car as I spend on food. Maybe more.
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  9888.  @AntonKa-yn4mb  Yeah 'cos they're peaceful and diverse. What could possibly go wrong?
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  9889.  @myrescuecats3028  I hope Shamima Begum will go to live with Smeg and Hairy. All three of them hate the UK but don't understand why we don't want them here.
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  9890.  @goldeneddie  I HOPE it's a joke!
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  9891.  @keithscott1957  Maybe Uranus?
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  9892.  @tazdaniels4869  Arlene commented that dogs are the best judges of human character. Dogs might react differently to Meghan. As Brian Griffin said, "Shut up Meg".
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  9893.  @tazdaniels4869  Agreed and I won't allow her to live inside my head.
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  9894.  @ronallen8828  I resemble a middle-aged white man, but I identify as a black schoolgirl. I demand reparations from the British taxpayer, following my enslavement by Ebo kings in west Africa, 200 years ago. Gimme money.
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  9895. Agreed. 109s sometimes "clapped hands".
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  9896. Disagreeing with CRT is a thought crime. Or soon will be.
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  9897. H - crime.
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  9898.  @byroneveson  True, but still socialist.
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  9899.  @jane---489  I'm surprised anybody noticed Keir Starmer. He's more like the invisible man.
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  9900. Biden confuses the Ukraine with the UK.
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  9901. I want Harry to start his own YouTube channel. No, wait, Andrew voices it for him.
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  9902. I just wanna say - IDophler's piece of fan fiction is among the best I've ever read on YouTube.
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  9903. Beef guy versus the brandy bloke.
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  9904.  @johneyton5452  Suppositories? Yeah, they'd be a pain in the ass.
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  9905.  @andresanguianozuniga6798  Reminds me of something which Winston Churchill said. "Democracy is the worst form of government. Except for all the others".
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  9906.  @makotoshishio7701  I'm certain that if I attach bird feathers to my bum and my hands and jump off a tall building, I'll be able to fly. Instead all you'd get is a big pile of dead bodies. Exactly like communism.
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  9907. I prefer national socialists to resign in the old fashioned way. In a bunker with a pistol.
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  9908. The UK beat the Kaiser and then Hitler. We lasted just long enough to make some good movies about it. We've now committed suicide. The poison has been swallowed. There's nothing to do now except wait for the inevitable.
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  9909.  @2tone209  THANKS, TOOTIE!
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  9910.  @2tone209  I only came here for the part of the discussion that's about Syphilis. Just in case.
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  9911.  @2tone209  I haven't seen jhon francis for a wyle with hiz weerd spelin
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  9912.  @bartsanders1553  Damned good comment, Bart.
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  9913.  @zxyatiywariii8  The Titanic hitting the iceberg was an accident. In our case, the officers on the bridge deliberately rammed the iceberg. I always assumed an invasion of Britain would involve panzers fighting their way into Westminster. Instead the invasion has been planned by successive British governments, organised by the Civil Service and funded by the taxpayer.
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  9914.  @orangedalmatian  Is that you, Clem?
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  9915. The cops arrested the guy by inviting him to a light opera performance and then surrounding him with rakes.
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  9916. A lady laughed at me and said, "What is that? It's so small, I can't see it without my glasses".
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  9917. If I'm ever arrested, I'll claim I identify as a woman. A woman can have a penis these days. The BBC says so.
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  9918.  @sarahbrennan1342  Thanks, Sarah. My humour is aimed against dirty-minded sex-starved males. I hope no women will be offended.
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  9919.  @Curmudgeonist  I click on "REPLIES" and your very truthful comment disappears.
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  9920.  @andrewalex7873  Haha! Not sayin', but south of England. Lots of hot tottie like this on British beaches during hot summer weekend. Even more on the continent. But I daren't look. Or I'll be regarded as a pervert. if a gal takes off her bra in a public place, surely she INTENDS men to look!
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  9921.  @h.anderson574  Agreed, but then they'd need to do some work.
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  9922. 1984 + Fahrenheit 451 = 2023.
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  9923.  @ThatCarGuy1983  So Jews are a bit like Muslims.
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  9924.  @factorylad5071  Goodness gracious me!
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  9925. Can we have a White Pride month? No, that's racist. Or a Heterosexual Pride month? No, that's homophobic.
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  9926.  @gwensteddy2038  Yes.
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  9927.  @nicksykes4575  Correct. There's film on YouTube of the bombs being tested - search "Ashley Walk New Forest" or similar. The bombs were being used against brick walls. I speculate that they might have been testing in advance of Operation Jericho. See how the bombs recoil backwards from the wall, which would've made them useless.
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  9928.  @southerneruk  You write absolute rubbish. The late Oliver Hardy said about his on-screen persona, "There's nobody more dumb than a dumb person who thinks he's smart". Your comments reveal the same about you.
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  9929. Joe Biden says this is OK. It was on his teleprompt. One minute later he couldn't remember what he said.
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  9930. I'd never heard of Joe Rogan. Now I'm gonna seek him out.
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  9931.  @Kawboy65  Damned right.
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  9932.  @ciupak7932  Nigel would be supported by the membership but rejected by the Party's wealthy elite.
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  9933.  @johnwhitehead6720  Andrew said as much and was banned for it.
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  9934. Oborne is a conservative (small "c"), not a Conservative.
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  9935.  @gabrielboorom6196  The dog voted for Biden.
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  9936.  @libertasdemocratiam887  Clarkson's article was poorly phrased, and should've been identified as such before the editor OK'd it for publication. He should've directly referenced the TV series so that readers knew what he was writing about. As it turns out, I suspect most of the public agree with Clarkson. His jibes were far less severe than those from South Park.
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  9937.  @knokkelmann1  Already here.
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  9938. No no no no, Simon. The UK needs more mathematicians who can't add up, teachers who can't spell, scientists who deal drugs, engineers who fight with machetes, chemists who can boil crystal meth and footballers. That's what universities are for, innit?
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  9939.  @georgehetty7857  Historians who insist Anne Boleyn was black. Cos maffs is racist. Splelling is racist. Historey is racist. Studee is racist. Yeah, take that Whitey.
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  9940. I saw a TV documentary about the sinking of the Tudor warship, the Mary Rose. It claimed west African pearl divers were hired, to attempt the salvage of expensive kit such as the guns. The west Africans were skilled at holding their breath whilst swimming and salvaging from the sea bed. It doesn't mean there was a "community" at that time.
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  9941.  @roringusanda2837  No that's cultural diversity. Right? Right? All good then.
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  9942. SIMON - This is your worst video ever! Also - keep up the good work, sir.
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  9943. Can we have Joe Biden speaking with the voice of Herbert from Spooner Street?
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  9944.  @Grubnar  Well done!
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  9945. "Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed, ready to move out".
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  9946. Reminds of of the occasion when YOU, Edmund, visited a doctor. He instructed you to use leaches, on the advice of the international leach industry. Currently, we're all being instructed to use vaccinations, on the advice of the international pharmaceutical industry. It's almost like it's part of a cunning plan.
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  9947.  @WarpedYT  Call it the Pinhead.
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  9948. Sometimes red tape inhibits investigations. Sometimes it's secret handshakes.
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  9949.  @monkeydust100  I refuse the clot shot.
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  9950.  @AnnieC-mc3cv  Imams filling completing postal votes.
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  9951.  @wessexdruid7598  THANKS, YES! I'll go back and do an edit.
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  9952.  @wessexdruid7598  Yours is an excellent detailed reply - better than the vague generalities which I wrote!
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  9953.  @ravenclaw8975  Churchill became plump in his middle age. In that regard, I've done my best to emulate him. I doubt the story about a payment being made for Churchill's release. Decades later, Churchill had to deal with a leading Irish nationalist (sorry, I can't remember his name). The Irishman complained that there was a bounty on his head. I think it was £100 (I might be mistaken about the figure). Churchill replied he should consider himself flattered. After escaping from prison, the bounty on his own head was a mere £10!
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  9954.  @opathe2nd973  A better gangster? Churchill was a better painter too.
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  9955.  @mikedee8876  Hoover was a cross-dresser.
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  9956.  @wessexdruid7598  An even better reason to Like your comment. RIP to him.
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  9957. "Smart phones are just as black as white kids" - Biden.
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  9958. I replied here an hour ago and now it's gone.
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  9959.  @theenglishman8668  I'm Liking your comment to show it's actually visible. Sometimes finding my own comments is as difficult as finding afr irght activists. Absolutely nowhere to be seen.
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  9960.  @cygil1  I can still see it so far. Three, two, one...
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  9961.  @WilliamFairfield-qq2tq  I left a reply to you earlier (plus the reply to stubones) but it's gone.
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  9962. Interesting to see how many comments are being made invisible by YouTube.
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  9963. Maybe wine. I dunno.
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  9964.  @HamidIsmail-fc7jk  Amphora would usually contain wine or oil. The amphora and their contents would be sold. The value of the cargo would be the wine or oil. A bit like crates of tea in the 18th century. Empty amphora wouldn't normally be taken back afterwards.
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  9965. Somebody should dig a deep trench all around the UK and fill it with water. That way the illegals wouldn't be able to invade us, right? Oh hang on...
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  9966. I hope Mr. Anderson or his assistant can visit a few channels like this, and relay our resounding approval to him.
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  9967.  @Bluepilled-c5t  I tried Australia and New Zealand, but I couldn't meet their entry requirements! All good now, though. In many other countries, you can buy a spacious bungalow with a pool and a triple garage, for the same money as a hovel in the south of England!
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  9968.  @floydlooney6837  Thanks, friend! But no. I've always liked Arlen, Texas 'cos it looks like a good place to buy propane and propane accessories. It definitely looks safer than Springfield or Quahog.
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  9969. Good movie.
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  9970.  @ryanaul  Aha! Troll detected.
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  9971. REMINDER: Julian Assange remains in prison for outing criminals in high places. The Proud Boys are in prison for entering a public building on a day when it was closed.
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  9972.  Jason Barnett  The oil reserves of both Kuwait and Bahrain belong to the UK. I concur.
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  9973. Londinium needs to stand against its invaders. Fight for the ashes of our fathers and the temples of our gods.
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  9974. CLIMATE ACTIVISTS: People who enjoy embarrassing their parents. But lack the moral courage to admit they're gay.
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  9975. Confirmed elsewhere: The driver is a 39-year-old black rapper, recently let out of custody on a $1,000 bond. Interesting to watch the BBC's reports, bending over backwards and flipping somersaults, reporting this attack without once mentioning the killer's identity, even though the information was released the day before. Black guy deliberately ploughs into a mostly-white event, but it was mostly peaceful.
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  9976. Imagine a fist-fight between a modern screen tough guy, and a REAL tough guy like Jack Palance or Lee Marvin.
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  9977. Peter Griffin was right. "Shut up Meg".
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  9978.  @Frank75288  Nah, you're thinking about Gary Lineker's grand dad.
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  9979. Yeah but it's still OK if women can have a penis.
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  9980. Did Diane claim Boris assaulted HER? Hahahahahahahahahaha! Nah. That. Could. Not. Happen. Boris isn't blind. He's got a nose. Despite the rumours, he's intelligent as well.
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  9981.  @Aengus42  No. The German jet engine was a failure. After the war, the Soviets tried to improve the German engine and, despite the entire metallurgical resources of the Soviet empire, it failed. Every jet engine since is based on the Whittle design, not the German. The stuff about swept wings is nonsense. The idea of tailless swept wing aircraft goes back to the biplane era, the RAF had swept wing aircraft in the 1930s. There were many swept-wing gliders in the pre-war era, which explains the configuration when a former glider-designer designed the Komet. The advantage of a swept wing was discovered by accident. The 262's swept wing had nothing to do with transonic aerodynamics, everything to do with repositioning the C of G in a hurry. The maximum Mach number achieved by the 262 was scarcely any higher than that of the piston-engined Tempest. The Sabre and other postwar aircraft adopted a more pronounced angle. The 262's angle of sweep was virtually useless and scarcely any greater than on the DC3 or the He 111.
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  9982.  @bossrat  ...and we'll all stay free.
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  9983. Joe Biden said "Don't jump!" but this dude didn't listen.
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  9984.  @DJRockford83  I don't regard Reform or Reclaim as "right wing".
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  9985.  @tedgoodfellow9103  Like you, I live in the future Islamic Republic of Britannistan.
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  9986. Bishop of Rome.
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  9987. Diane was confused because she thought a pair of scissors meant two of them.
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  9988.  passius1  Hahahahahahahahahaha!
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  9989.  @clivebaxter6354  Or a plain man's Enoch Powell.
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  9990. Remind me: Who's hunting?
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  9991.  @jumblestiltskin1365  I don't doubt your word for a moment, but your experience is different from that of some other lab technicians.
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  9992.  @thegrandmuftiofwakanda  Is that you, Clem?
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  9993.  Barry Oconnor  YouTube claims there are five replies, but I can only see three. I don't know whether THIS reply (number 6) will be rendered invisible. Somebody wrote something naughty but didn't even know it.
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  9994. ALMOST FIRST 'cos I used my systemic huite privilege. My ethnically-adjusted position puts me behind numerous BAME and LBGTQ persons who arrived ten minutes later but claimed priority.
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  9995. The BEST generals were General Motors and General Electric.
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  9996. God agrees he got it right with Dr. Sowell.
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  9997.  @oldboygeorge7688  I love the stereotypes in "Family Guy". Mort the Jew. Mexicans. The British. Black folk. But the most-abused are middle-class white families named Griffin.
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  9998.  @harry.flashman  Don't take Toast's side.
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  9999. The Plan failed because the Kaiser gambled on the British not fighting. The Kaiser assumed the British Army would mobilise slowly and be ineffective ("A contemptible little army", said the Kaiser). The Belgian state asked Britain to fulfil its treaty obligations by supporting Belgian neutrality. The British Army had been greatly modernised during the previous decade. Sufficient British troops arrived to slow the German advance, and the rest is history.
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  10000.  @jebes909090  Hilary, spending her time sitting next to her shark-filled swimming pool.
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  10001. Somehow, the Lotus Eaters never give YOU an "Ay Up". Unfair.
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  10002. Darth Vader and the Emperor missed out with the Death Star. They should've called it the "Nice Cuddly Eco-Friendly Family Fun Star". The Rebels would've left it alone.
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  10003.  @Anmeteor9663  Good prototype / mock-up.
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  10004. Nearly but Uriel was first.
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  10005.  @TheSacredOrderOfKnightlyValor  ALL GOOD! Anyway, Uriel used his white privilege and systemic waycism to become First.
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  10006.  @benjaminsmith3843  WOW! I mean... just WOW!
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  10007. I left an inoffensive comment here, one hour ago. Now it's gone.
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  10008. Mizzy could've got in and run around easily.
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  10009.  @TheManFrayBentos  Agreed. What were the film-makers snorting to make something so insane? Phenomenal cast, though.
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  10010. This is what happens when designers spend too much time in the fabric-doping shed.
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  10011. GE ASAP. Half the Remoaners will lose their seats. Press the "Reset" button.
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  10012.  @normacoope8239  B E S T E V E R . Wrote the time on a piece of paper. Couldn't have The Goons today unless two of them were BAME. That'd make the Goons funnier, right?
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  10013.  @_Tracker  Best wishes back, Mr T.
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  10014. Tootie is here too!
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  10015. When Liz Truss became PM, she announced Britain needed MORE migrants. Is Liz deliberately lying or is she just forgetful? Does she tailor what she says according to her audience? I'd like to think she's NOT a dumb blond, but I'm unconvinced.
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  10016. Every JPW video is a masterpiece.
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  10017.  @stiggydore4543  According to movies starring Hugh Grant, the Brixton and Notting Hill areas are exclusively populated by upper class white people. On that basis, referring to this event occurring in Brixton is a swipe at the morality of upper class white social justice warriors. But the demand for waycism always exceeds demand, hence snowflakes being triggered by a JOKE.
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  10018. These days a tall young blond woman with jack boots and a whip could get herself a job for an internet channel. Not fun in real life.
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  10019.  @sawneyhasbean  Andrew Lawrence for comedy interludes.
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  10020.  @wcstrawberryfields8011  He's a vampire these days.
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  10021.  @BertBobRobert  True, and even a president with senile dementia can do that. Repeat line. Smile to camera.
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  10022.  @2tone209  yup to tootsie!
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  10023.  @nhollom  Can you see my comment above which includes the phrase, "barely a whisper"?
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  10024. I hope the Gallery will sue the protestors for damages.
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  10025. Schopenhauer... isn't he the bloke who played The Terminator?
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  10026. First part is done. Not sure about the next bit.
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  10027. She was only given the position of president because of the desire for diversity. The requirements were dumbed-down for her. I hope air traffic controllers are never hired on the same basis. A stooopid air traffic controller who supports genocide might guide an El Al flight into a mountain.
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  10028. Yes. Fighting on THREE fronts and bringing the USA into the war is a bad idea.
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  10029. Not yet.
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  10030. I want to know how Tony Blair, his wife and his son amassed a fortune, reputedly worth hundreds of £millions.
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  10031. You're right.
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  10032. The crackdown is 30 years too late.
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  10033. With music provided by Beethoven on the electric organ.
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  10034.  @thewaywardgrape3838  I want to leave a longer Reply which agrees with you 100%, but I've received warnings from YouTube that my replies constitute "bullying and harassment".
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  10035. FUN FACT (maybe): You probably pay more tax than Richi Sunak.
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  10036. @kjertenskarsgaard Sorry, I don't get the reference.
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  10037.  @lpgibbo7463  AGREED 100%.
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  10038. The lying juror needs to be convicted and imprisoned.
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  10039.  @danieljames2015  Kindness is regarded as weakness.
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  10040. TO ANY AMERICANS READING THIS: I'm British, and our nations will stand or fall together. Right now both of our countries are destroying themselves from within. I would not have believed we could be so stupid.
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  10041. Still highly desirable to this day.
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  10042.  @leeshepherdtrading  Amlost liek thye ca'nt splel.
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  10043.  @nikolahavaic759  If we're doing movie references and alternative histories - How about Edward Fox (Codenamed "The Jackal") disguised as a one-legged veteran with a sniper rifle inside his crutch? (By "crutch" I mean walking aid, not his groin.)
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  10044. "A better aircraft than the Hurricane": No. The Hurricane could easily out-turn the 109. The 109 only had the advantage at high altitude and in a -G bunt.
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  10045.  @kathyflorcruz552  Extending the dialogue. Good advice is free. You've learned something which perhaps you previously didn't know. A leading British wine-writer revealed this in a newspaper in the 1990s. He was blacklisted by every French wine organisation and never invited to tastings and events again. But the Italians and Australians loved him.
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  10046.  @bobsmudger3979  That's South Park!
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  10047. Somebody's left me a reply, but YouTube won't let me see it.
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  10048. I miss the days when Styx didn't wear a shirt. He's gone posh.
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  10049.  @raftonpounder6696  Sorry, I don't remember it. Couldn't use that title today. "Gaylord" perhaps, especially if it's a BBC publication.
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  10050. If Andrew's channel is new to you, I recommend subscribing. Lots of funny truth-bombs.
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  10051. Security guards will get stabbed or shot.
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  10052. THREE THINGS WHICH WILL GUARANTEE A LANDSLIDE VICTORY AT THE NEXT GENERAL ELECTION: 1.) Get Brexit Done. 2.) A MAJOR clampdown on immigration. 3.) Nothing else.
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  10053. We've all done it but that doesn't make it right.
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  10054. Instead our invasion has been pre-planned by successive British governments. Organised by the civil service, funded by the taxpayer. A PM who empathises with the invaders and lures them with promises of free houses and benefits. Invaders brought to our shores by the Royal Navy and housed in multistar hotels. Yet our people remain docile like sheep.
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  10055.  @johndavis3399  I don't know why. But it MUST be deliberate.
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  10056.  @maxmat2874  I wonder whether the people injured in the attack had to wait for 27 hours in the A&E, as we do in the UK.
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  10057.  @joshlibrawood6779  I've never trusted Jesus since He tried to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  10058. KEEP TELLING IT LIKE IT IS! There's a cell next to that of Julian Assange, just waiting for our best and respected truth-tellers. Julian will say as they lock you up, "Did you get arrested for revealing criminals in high places as well?"
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  10059.  @robertarmstrong2470  Agreed.
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  10060.  @zeeclowns3985  I'm huite, and we're told every bad thing in the entire history of the world is our fault. Watch civilisation collapse worldwide without us.
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  10061. Drakeford would be good at that, as an *anchor himself.
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  10062.  @TheLadyRynn47  Maybe, but I suspect Rishi is 100% Rishi and everything else is just an illusion.
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  10063.  @maxsportsman2416  Why? 'Cos the Germans said so. We're all wise in hindsight. Messed-up times cubed.
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  10064.  @thorkushari4027  Funny how people like you blame Churchill for the Bengal famine, but forget the Japanese. Do you think maybe the Japanese had something to do with the famine?
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  10065.  @PaulW1954  That's OK. You've taught me a valuable lesson. In future I'll phrase my comments so that they're less ambiguous, and more clearly tongue in cheek..
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  10066.  @floydisnutz8443  I've come here again because I was notified you'd replied to my comment. Your comment which brought me here is invisible, so I'm replying to your OTHER comment instead. Lots of nutty things happening, with comments disappearing on this and other non-woke channels.
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  10067.  @Darthbelal  20,000 years ago, global sea levels were 120 metres (nearly 400 feet) lower than today. You could walk from the glaciers covering northern England, all the way across the North Sea to Holland and beyond. Climate change was started by farting mammoths and aurochs.
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  10068.  @eph2817  It's never too late. It's just that the cost keeps going up. The longer it's left, the bigger the cost.
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  10069. Please repeat widely. More people need to adopt this comment. I'm gonna steal it myself.
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  10070.  @The.Doctor.Venkman  It's like choosing, "Do I prefer to be eaten alive by a crocodile or a shark?"
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  10071.  @brocka-lee6068  Money laundering.
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  10072. I live in what's supposed to be one of the whitest parts of the UK. In the town centre, half of all the people are of non-European origin. Most whites I see are aged 40-plus.
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  10073. First they suspend the use of cash. Next they refuse bank accounts to people who don't hold approved opinions. Free speech yay.
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  10074.  @diomedes7971  10% from me, every time. Here in the UK, if I've got a team of scaffolders working at my premises, I buy 'em a big box of donuts.
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  10075. Nah, train 'em to wear goggles and flippers. Send 'em into the English Channel.
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  10076.  @MaKabre82  Somebody should ask the witnesses. * Oh sorry, the witnesses are dead.
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  10077. I expect the BBC will shortly commission a TV series about paint drying. Hosted by a black presenter with frequent references to the slave trade and Windrush.
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  10078. Agreed, but Biden's on another planet. Or he thinks he is.
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  10079.  @Zetact_  Boris, Justin and Joe. And then there's the little frog called Micron, who's married to his grannie. What a f*ckin' selection. Putin and Xi Ping are laughing at us all.
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  10080. "Japanese culture and their economy would be improved by accepting several million non-Japanese migrants", said nobody ever.
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  10081.  @AndyTheGabbyCabby  THANKS! I frequently leave comments here and elsewhere, which either disappear or remain invisible to everyone except myself. Keep up the good work, Sir.
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  10082. I miss the days when Lewis was being pursued around the track by his Massa.
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  10083.  @katielain6519  Yep. Same here.
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  10084.  @pollyparrot8759  Back in the day, I was a Tory Thatcherite activist. I allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. But I love the image you've put in my mind.
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  10085. YAY!
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  10086. Nice phrase.
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  10087.  @StriderCompanions  OLD GUY: "There's a storm coming". SARAH CONNOR: "I know".
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  10088.  @jjstraka1982  They were blamed for encouraging Satanism. Which they didn't.
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  10089.  @malcolmhouston7932  An excellent comparison. I've missed that analogy for all these years until now. Please repeat your comment widely. More people need to read it.
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  10090. @Omniscient_ Turnip I've just recovered from what was probably covid. I'm in a supposedly "vulnerable" group. It's nowhere near as bad as regular influenza. Saying that too loudly could get me arrested.
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  10091. Nothin' Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist, according to Monty Python's Philosophers Song.
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  10092.  @MLaciBp  Me too. Metallic blue, as I recall. I'm still angry because some kid stole it from me at school.
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  10093.  @EdNashsMilitaryMatters  EXCELLENT, SIR! Keep up the good work. My respect goes out to you.
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  10094.  @SingleTrack66  Is that you, Clem?
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  10095. Clint is still with us.
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  10096. The numpty vandal has his own channel. Find it via YouTube. You might wish to visit his videos. Tell him (without threats or hate) that you regard him as a f*ckwit.
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  10097. The Scottish Labour leader is another Muslim.
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  10098.  @jeffreyhutchins6527  A single firearm in a locked cabinet is a tiny fraction of the cost of CCTV cameras, a fire alarm system and extinguishers. Most schools will never have a fire. Most schools for tiny children will never have a crime so serious as to require cameras. The one precaution which might've saved every life was missing. The 2nd Amendment was made for this.
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  10099. Prior to the last general election, Jeremy held up documents which proved 100% that if the Conservatives won, Boris would sell the NHS to Donald Trump. He held up the documents and distributed copies to the press. I'm still waiting. Is Jeremy Corbyn trustworthy? Maybe not.
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  10100. Just watched the movie "The Sixth Sense", where a mother is discovered to have been killing her own daughters. Every prosecution is the tip of an iceberg of an unknown size.
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  10101. Offensive to the British and the Italians too. But the actor who played Rene was gay in real life.
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  10102.  @martyndawson7484  Agreed.
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  10103.  @pauloakes5718  What - the BBC making false reports about climate change? Don't give them ideas.
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  10104.  @CynicalOldDwarf  AGREED!
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  10105.  @neverlookback1244  Hahahahaha!
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  10106.  @230mps  Kenyans tend to be better at long-distance events. Persons with west African ancestry are superior at sprinting. West and east Africans are both B, but completely different.
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  10107.  @williamcarrington61  Haha!
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  10108.  @maureennewman905  The BBC would blame systemic waycism.
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  10109.  @startingQB  I'd like some means of explaining EVERY failure in my life by saying, "They're picking on me, it's unfair, I did nothing wrong".
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  10110.  retard  Maybe, but here in the UK, at least housing will become affordable again.
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  10111. Nobody's mentioning "The Omen" with Gregory Peck.
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  10112.  @silverjohn6037  I've never read the book. Stephen King is said to have disliked Kubrick's version of his novel, but that's immaterial. Maybe Shakespeare would dislike Prokofiev's ballet version of his play.
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  10113.  @silverjohn6037  Tremors was funny as well as frightening!
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  10114.  @silverjohn6037  I love the subplot about the well-armed survivalists.
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  10115.  @mikethebloodthirsty  Ian Hislop has sold his soul to the BBC. If Hislop opposed the BBC's narrative, he would lose a nice earner. Unlike Charlie Hebdo, nobody's going to break into the Private Eye offices and kill anybody.
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  10116. I replied to you yesterday but Skynet deleted it.
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  10117. Raab & Rayner = two f4rts from the same septic 4rseh0le.
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  10118. Yup and fix bayonets!
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  10119.  @nassanassa4213  Them too.
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  10120.  Anjun 241  The US and UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're both collapsing. Xi Ping and Putin are laughing so hard, they could break their ribs.
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  10121. I want Andrew to stand for Parliament. No chance of winning, but he'll win wide respect and it'll be a fookin good laugh.
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  10122.  @Theranthrope  Lab or Con = No fekin difference.
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  10123. Be careful, Andrew. Speaking the truth will get the police to beat in your front door. You'll be repeatedly arrested and strip searched. You'll own nothing and be happy. Whether you like it or not.
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  10124. Blunt takes poppers, which are sexually stimulating. Now he's been arrested for allegedly gr4ping a 15 year old boy. Seems like he made a bad choice.
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  10125. For an anti-monarchist Liberal Democrat, Liz gives a good impression of pretending she's a Conservative.
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  10126. I had a Rottweiler. I still miss him. I'd heard of another Rottweiler who was owned by a bunch of nightclub bouncers, who gave him anabolic steroids. The Rottie became so monstrous, nobody could get near him. It was taken away and put into care. I don't know what happened next.
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  10127.  @bakersmileyface  Two cops needed surgery. One almost lost his hand. Tasers didn't work properly because he wore a loose thick hoodie. Half-blinded by spray but he was still slashing with his long fekin sword. I'd be wary and keep my distance too.
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  10128. "Candyman"... is that a reference to Spooner Street's Herbert?
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  10129.  @1Jason  Miss Piggy had the same problem when she visited Kermit's family. The frogs all wondered how pink the tadpoles would be.
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  10130.  @StevenMatthewsTFI  Interesting to see how many Likes you're getting, compared with gooieglopp's comments.
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  10131.  @monteceitomoocher  You mean... this isn't a real copper?
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  10132.  @watsamatau  The British prime minister is from an Indian family. Joe apologised for what the US Army did to them. Killing all the buffalo and putting Indians on reservations. Joe asked, "Are you Cherokee or Apache?"
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  10133.  @DramaMustRemainOnTheStage  Yes I'm joking. But he probably said "Don't jump".
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  10134.  @marvin667  Is that you, Clem?
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  10135. Yeah all those afr irght people shouting "Free Palestine". Which is why there's so little about this in the media.
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  10136.  @oliverapex7924  Your comment is misjudged. You don't know me. Or what I've done in the past.
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  10137.  @gordonstrong5232  Yeah, that's what they assumed in Hitler's Germany. Everybody assumed they were safe, because the Nazis only oppressed the Jews. And then the communists. And then the gays. And the trade unionists. And the non-Nazi politicians. And the jazz musicians who used the "high C" note. Nah, no slippery slope.
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  10138.  @stamp-pic-man  Me too. But "me too" in a good way.
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  10139. The government wants to end the use of cash. Then they can order your bank account to be frozen or closed. And every other bank will refuse to accept you. Unpersoned, with a smiling emoji face.
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  10140.  @milaalaniva775  You can tell Harry's lying because his lips move.
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  10141. I've just left a similar comment.
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  10142. Diane is an excellent example of someone who's promoted beyond her ability. Being pugnacious when she's wrong just digs her own hole deeper.
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  10143. Mahyar's rant is 100% true. No names, no pack drill, but I see this all the time. The visas are widely abused. My local university is about 80% Indian and 10% African. I spoke with some Indian students after they attended their graduation (very nice people). They thought it was hilarious because nearly EVERY graduate was Indian. NONE of them are going home.
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  10144.  @MrAntiFarLeft  THIS reply is visible.
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  10145. It's funny if Peter Griffin does it.
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  10146. Excellent comment, Trevor. I loved your cameo performance in "Operation Crossbow".
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  10147. Danke freund, I am British. Across the globe - Germany, UK, France, Canada, the US - our governments are our worst enemies. If you are reading this - YOU ARE THE RESISTANCE.
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  10148. Labour already knew their views. Labour's disappointment is that their candidates got caught.
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  10149. Everyone is entitled to a legal defence. The barrister would normally be paid for his professional services. But a lawyer who volunteers to perform his task for free is demonstrating something else.
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  10150. FUN FACT: "Chinchin" is the Japanese word for pen15.
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  10151. Nah, Eddie Izzard.
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  10152. So the lockdown killed more people than it saved, and also smashed the economy. The conspiracy theorists have been proven right again.
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  10153. I want Trump to set up his own platform, equivalent to YouTube and Facebook. Buy a weak existing platform. Invest a few tens of $millions. It'd have 100,000,000 subscribers within a month. Try deplatforming Trump then, bitches !!!
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  10154. Funny how the only major world leader who opposes the WEF is Vladimir Putin. So the WEF organises a massive fight against him. With every country getting itself into debt to pay for the aid they're sending to Ukraine.
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  10155.  @SAHBfan  THANKS! I try to vary the 5pelling to get past the autobots.
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  10156. YIPPEE !!!! Oh joy! Is Paris Burning?
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  10157.  Geoff H  Scares me. If they allowed the murder of Epstein, what chance might you or I or Styx have?
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  10158. I've never used the word "vibe" and that's the first and only time I've written or typed it. The Guardian being on the cutting edge of culture again.
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  10159.  @colinbarron4  All true. The USAAF preferred Thunderbolts to Mustangs for ground-strafing in '44 and '45,. Mustangs had vulnerable cooling systems and many were lost.
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  10160. Good point. Undoubtedly read The Guardian and paid his BBC TV licence.
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  10161.  @Paratus7  I have ten year old tuna which smells better than Diane Abbott with her legs open.
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  10162. I've always preferred girlfriends with some spunk in them. Spirited, lively, courageous. I want to see more spunk in women. Could that be misunderstood?
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  10163.  @ShallowDepression  Agreed. And the Conservative Party is Labour with a pretty blue label. Fook every one of them.
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  10164. Harry rubs face cream on his frostbitten plonker, and the scent reminds him of his dead mother. That's some serious Norman Bates-level Oedipus stuff happening there. Consuming weed and taking cocaine boils yer brain.
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  10165. Emily Maitlis and the BBC blame Brexit for the floods. Probably.
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  10166. @anonymousone6075 Labour + Conservatives are two shades of the same isht (cre4tive 5pelling).
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  10167.  @karlscher5170  And the Comfy Chair.
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  10168.  @dwayne_dibley  Most people who hate and despise people for being white don't know they're r - ist.
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  10169. Horrible crimes like this are a good reason why women ought not to be in any fighting arm of the armed services. We males are much better at killing. It's what we understand. Even flabby middle-aged blokes like me would be better at picking up an anti-tank weapon and sacrificing ourselves in battle than a woman could ever be. But not these days. I don't know if there are any values remaining in the UK worth fighting for.
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  10170. I'm surprised my MP is a rebel. He's as woke as woke as woke and a careerist.
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  10171. The final battle kills so many people, it's actually funny.
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  10172. Harry is suffering like Johnny Depp. The difference is, Johnny's balls are big enough for him to fight back.
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  10173. OK NOW!
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  10174. Why should I defend the monarchy when their view is, "Ffek you"? The Windsors are allowing the replacement of the Anglo-Celtic peoples by invaders from Africa and Asia.
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  10175. Every joke which upsets the ruling elite is hate speech. Sorted. That's freedom, right? Right?
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  10176. Key problem: We make half-way compromises with these people. Then another half. And another. And another. Until we've 99% compromised with nutters.
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  10177.  @thesisypheanjournal1271  I suspect Brian Griffin ghost-wrote Harry's book.
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  10178.  @tumbleweed666  Same on the left. And the centre. And the SNP / Alba.
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  10179.  @sonnyirish3678  As a Brit, I laugh at the depictions of the British in "Family Guy". Some people don't have a sense of humour.
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  10180.  @sonnyirish3678  Thanks. It's innocent fun. Like the "Carry On" movies.
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  10181.  @mikaelgustafsson7150  Sky News Australia is completely different from Sky News UK. Weird!
    2
  10182. CLEVELAND: "No no no no no!"
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  10183. During their briefing, the crews were alarmed at the risk of collision over the target. Crews were told the high command had considered this possibility. They had worked out the only collision would be between a Tiger Moth and an Anson. Lots of laughter ensued.
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  10184. We're watching the collapse of western civilisation.
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  10185. Once they've been loaned, the Museum will never see them again.
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  10186.  @milligan8838  YES!
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  10187.  @sabersz  Yee-haw!
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  10188. Looks like Jesus with glasses.
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  10189.  @rosebud2222  Agreed.
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  10190.  @DT-sb9sv  The US didn't have a pro-Japanese administration in '41. Today, the US has a pro-Chinese administration which regards American values as racist. God help us all.
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  10191. Lee is the new Enoch.
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  10192. The Iranian regime hates freedom and its own people. UK GOVERMENT: "Hey, those are some good ideas, let's do the same".
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  10193.  @edwardgatter4610  Philip sexually abused Gordon, and the sweet little rodent ended up performing acts of gross indecency with strangers in public toilets in order to fund his drug habit. Philip didn't even attend Gordon's funeral. Sorry, we're getting off-subject here.
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  10194.  @aklouslibby563  Live Long and Pasta!
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  10195.  @BusbyTreeSurgery  I used to assume British Intelligence was on "our" side.
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  10196.  @daryllportas8453  Correct.
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  10197. Nah he's too huuite.
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  10198.  @vonrecht1236  "BBC" has a different meaning on naughty websites.
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  10199. Did anybody predict white people would be a minority in several British cities? No? Oh I forgot, this is the BBC.
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  10200. I expect Humza will do the same for the SNP's vote as Rishi is doing for the Tory vote.
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  10201. It's almost as if visiting a public toilet and allowing a stranger to put his willy in one's mouth might have consequences.
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  10202. Good idea.
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  10203. REMINDER: Trump didn't hang himself in his prison cell from a bunk bed shorter than himself, whilst the guards looked the other way and the cameras were switched off.
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  10204. Rail travel is becoming an obsolete concept. Car travel is cheaper, even if the car only contains one person. After arriving by train, you'll need to pay for a taxi, a bus or a tube. Three or four persons sharing the car can travel for a fraction of the cost.
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  10205.  @susiea9058  How many Christmas specials did Steve make every year? That couldn't be described as overwork. It's more likely that Steve was ordered by the BBC to accept the jab.
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  10206.  @herbiehusker1889  We never consented to this. Same with the children in Telford.
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  10207. I've never feared Death since seeing that movie.
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  10208. @Rowdy Rascal Good question.
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  10209. YUP!
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  10210. YAY!
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  10211. Those Amish keep doing drive-by shootings on the Mennonites. Horse-drawn buggies lowered to the ground with blacked-out windows. Straw hats and white shirts. No point in offering a description. They all look the same.
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  10212.  @marekohampton8477  They used to have something called the "financial rand", a special exchange rate for migrants. For the value of my ordinary house, I could buy three or four bungalows with swimming pools. I was tempted.
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  10213.  @AJadedLizard  Two sorts of comments we get on YT: Comments from numpty trolls who know eff all, and comments from people who actually know their stuff. Nice to read Jaded's informative comment.
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  10214. Excellent comment.
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  10215.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Many of us here HUGELY respect you, Sir, but on THIS occasion you're mistaken. The first RAF raid against Germany was on 4th September 1939 against German warships in port. You are reading a list of German cities and assuming the raids were against the cities themselves. In reality, they were against naval targets. The unescorted raids were in daylight to avoid attacking the cities themselves. RAF casualties were appalling and had to be suspended. Reading "The RAF attacked this city" is misleading when it was a raid against naval targets. It's like claiming claiming the Royal Navy attacked the Norwegian city of Narvik, instead of attacking German warships off Narvik.
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  10216.  @llbean6931  They're in the TV adverts for EVERYTHING !!!
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  10217.  @peterk2455  True.
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  10218.  @peterk2455  Thankyou.
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  10219.  @peterk2455  I'll use "Jiao" in future. Good advice on a different comment.
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  10220.  @ClactonCuun  Some channels might do so, but there YouTube are algorithms as well. I'd give you examples of my comments which are routinely deleted, but you wouldn't be able to read my comment. Because it'd be deleted.
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  10221.  @nathantudor5763  And the BBC.
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  10222. Biden is about to be sued by Kyle Rittenhouse, for defamation. I'll rejoice when Biden has to pay reparations.
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  10223. George Harrison got shafted over "My Sweet Lord".
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  10224.  @hArtyTruffle  Agreed.
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  10225. I've seen your comments lots of times on all the best, about-to-be-banned channels. A great name, very memorable. I expect you made Trotsky's ears burn.
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  10226. Lebron says the man is innocent. A white guy in a MAGA hat did it.
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  10227.  @JohnSmith-lo8cn  There was sweet f*ck all which the UK and France could do against Soviet Russia. I'm sure there's something in the works of Sun Tzu, about carefully choosing which enemies to fight.
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  10228. You too?
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  10229. I'm DELIGHTED that Barbados is now independent. They can't keep blaming whitey any more. But they will. And they'll demand British money.
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  10230. Car ownership doesn't compel people to drive into Christmas parades in Waukesha.
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  10231.  @valkimura1053  GB News reads comments sent in via email. I'm tempted to send in this comment. Or you can do it. No copyright. I dunno bout edukated, but I'm pleased someone else gets my point.
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  10232.  mike spike  Dwarfs are welcome, but no dwarfs with penises may apply.
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  10233. Nearly but not quite.
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  10234. No that's WAYCIST! Aspiring rapper is better.
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  10235.  @piman9280  Cre4t1ve 5pelling to dodge the Al Gore rhythms!
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  10236. Vlad knew how to deal with the religion which was founded by a 7th century slave-trading pee doh file.
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  10237.  @lordbezzington8435  I wanna see a remake of "Titanic", where the vessel misses the iceberg and arrives safely in New York. Jack spends 40 years in Shawshank Prison for stealing the jewel, where he befriends Andy and Red. Rose marries her abusive husband, pops out a couple of kids and becomes an alcoholic. After the family lose their fortune on Wall Street, she goes on a murder-suicide rampage.
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  10238.  @Rumpleforeskin77  Is that you, Clem?
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  10239. Crashed into restaurants whilst looking for Allah's Snackbar.
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  10240.  @Darkwintre  Correct. If lockdowns worked, covid would've finished six months ago.
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  10241.  @wimotten8353  Errol Flynn. Clint. Lee Marvin and Jack Palance, both genuine war heroes who were wounded in combat. People like them wouldn't get hired any more.
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  10242. I wanna see Keef go toe to toe with Boris in a boxing ring. "Oi Boris you c*nt!" I'd pay good money to see that.
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  10243. Good phrase. Please repeat widely.
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  10244. Whi-English are less than 40%. By the next mayoral election it'll be 35% and falling. We're doomed.
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  10245. Yeah 'cos you've got white privilege. The BBC told me so.
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  10246.  @melvert33  The unfunny and unloved 2016 movie was compelled to reuse the characters from the original TV show. Its contribution to box-ticking is that Mrs. Mainwaring was finally seen, adding female characters to the cast. Mrs. Mainwaring was funnier when imagined rather than seen, as per the wife of Niles Crane in "Frasier".
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  10247. Apart from the theories about shape-shifting lizard space-aliens in human form, most conspiracy theories tend to be more truthful than stuff from the mainstream media.
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  10248.  @michaeldunham3385  True in part. Only the most firmly-committed bothered to vote.
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  10249. If Brandon is the answer, God help us all.
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  10250. 30 years ago, South Africa generated more electricity than the whole of the rest of Africa combined. Now they can't keep the lights on.
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  10251. I'd go for a 21st century Oliver Cromwell.
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  10252. True, but their dialogue would be funnier if it included a few f4rt jokes.
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  10253. Excellent quote. Please repeat widely.
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  10254. Doctor Woke and the Turdis.
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  10255. I tried to fertilize the produce from my garden but I couldn't. All I got was a sore knob. How somebody fertilises an entire field is beyond me. Or did I misunderstand the process?
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  10256.  @mattjk5299  Sometimes there are people who glorify the German technical achievements. Every Nazi superweapon combined didn't add one single day to WW2.
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  10257.  @charliegirl3056  YES! I can see yours but there are meant to be two!
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  10258. Me too.
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  10259.  @SirWetBiscuit  I visit YouTube for the videos. I remain for the wise comments. I laugh out loud at the names we adopt, Sir Wet.
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  10260. I left an inoffensive comment here a few minutes ago. A snowflake was offended, falsely-reported it for something and it has disappeared.
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  10261.  @ikeasonye7247  Some groups steal more than others.
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  10262.  @IO23777  The laughing gnome was in scarlet and grey, chuckling away, and answered to the name of Bercow.
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  10263. I want him as British PM.
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  10264. THIS is the FUNNIEST comments section EVER.
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  10265. "You're a phony! A great big phony!"
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  10266. The 12th Amendment exists, in case King George and his red coats should ever march down Main Street. The US has now been taken over via a fraudulent election, and the NRA discovers their millions of hand guns are useless.
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  10267.  @britpackdoggo  Perhaps that eplains why Diane walks that way.
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  10268. AY UP EVEN WITH HIS BOVVER BOY HAIRCUT !!!
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  10269.  @kingtulabi1005  Lots of us LOVE that movie.
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  10270. According to Star Trek, Shakespeare was a Klingon. Seems more plausible than Nigerian Tudors.
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  10271.  @inspectre9688  A damned fine reply, In S.
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  10272. I am 'aving a fag!
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  10273.  @DC.409  The Bristol Fighter had a gunner in the rear cockpit. It was highly regarded, and continued in RAF service until the 1930s. The concept of a fighter with a rear gunner continued into the 1930s, as with the Hawker Hind fighter-bomber. Boulton Paul manufactured Hinds for Hawkers. Power operated turrets became important in the age of enclosed monoplanes with retractable undercarriages. Greater speed meant gunners could no longer swing a machine gun against the prevailing force of the airflow. The UK and France led the way with the development of powered turrets. Boulton Paul designed a monoplane fighter with a power-operated turret, continuing the established and proven concept of the Hind and the Bristol Fighter. FOUR machine guns in a powered turret seemed like overwhelming firepower. BP's links with Hawker incurred similarity of design between the Defiant and the Hurricane. Keith Park was an ace on Bristol Fighters in WW1. He became 11 Group's commander, and undoubtedly expected the Defiant to perform as well as the Bristol Fighters of his own day. Assigning the Defiant to Groups other than 11 Group would've enabled it to intercept unescorted bombers, as intended.
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  10274.  @HrHaakon  I don't know what that word means (sumthin about dancing penises?), but I wouldn't be able to spell it after ten beers.
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  10275.  @TheGreenKnight500  I can understand why Dennis Moore the Highwayman stole lupins instead. (An obscure reference but somebody might get it.)
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  10276. I want Carl & Team to form the next cabinet.
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  10277.  @jh6025  Thanks!
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  10278.  @thesmilinggun-knight9646  As with Calvin himself - respect our customs, hold our values dear to your heart, work to improve our society. All good.
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  10279.  @enscroggs  Hahaha!
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  10280. Agreed. Much, much worse.
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  10281.  @dd7521  Thanks for replying! It tells me my comment remains visible.
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  10282. I'm more concerned about native Brits being forced out of the cities of their birth by the peaceful religion. Only time we hear about it is when it happens to an MP.
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  10283.  @teresacastro1263  No, I'm broadening the narrative by suggesting a second video. I've just visited a video about the De Havilland Mosquito aircraft, and suggested people should look up the De Havilland Hornet. You have no cause to be so defensive. I would never deny the Holocaust or absolve any of the monsters who committed these crimes. Don't be paranoid.
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  10284.  @D_A86  The Stig would offer a blank stare. Then he'd turn on his feet, walk away and suck the moisture from ducks.
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  10285.  @imachangedname2978  Commies run out of food before they run out of bullets.
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  10286.  @chaptermasterpedrokantor1623  Nice to see that you too know your stuff.
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  10287. yup!
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  10288.  @detroiterhere4897  I understand your point, but there's a Mafia saying: Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer. H & M could become loose cannons and do serious harm. The Royals need to keep H & M close enough to be watched and humoured, without ever allowing them access to private matters. Many families have someone in their extended family who's like that.
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  10289.  @tomorrow6  Hahaha!
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  10290.  @_goobs  George Bernard Shaw wrote something in a play, but I can't remember its name. Something about a Corsican fighting an Irishman for the fate of Europe.
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  10291. I recall the scene from "The Outlaw Josey Wales", instructing the settlers how to defend their home.
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  10292. YUP!
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  10293. There has always been an element in the Labour Party which despises its own country.
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  10294. I want DD to stand.
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  10295.  @AlwaysEngland  20,000 years ago, the UK was under a permanent ice sheet and sea levels were 120 metres (about 400 feet) lower. Climate change began when mankind started manufacturing flint tools. I mean - what else could explain it?
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  10296.  @shelf9876  Same here. But I still fear for my country. Eventually we native Brits (and those from elsewhere who respect and have adopted our values) must fight for "the ashes of our fathers and the temples of our gods". Then it'll all kick off.
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  10297.  @trevorhoward2254  I'll be watching you playing Keith Park of Fighter Command 11 Group later this evening.
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  10298. Biden's pissing down your back and telling you it's raining, Josey.
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  10299. I don't blame the three lads. I blame the white guy who gave them a task beyond their ability.
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  10300.  @richardballinger517  God was an Englishman anyway, so He'll forgive you. In case you don't know, you can edit your comment by clicking on the three little dots next to it.
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  10301.  @richardballinger517  I don't care anyway. I'm Cornish.
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  10302.  @CENTRIX4  According to DNA tests, the population of Iceland is predominantly descended from Scottish slaves, taken there by the Vikings. (EDIT - Is this visible, or is this another reply rendered invisible by YT's Al Gore rhythms?)
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  10303.  @johndough3943  The officers on the bridge deliberately rammed the ice berg. Enoch was in the crow's nest and predicted what would happen, but the officers did it anyway.
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  10304.  @gedrooney9305  Is that you, Clem?
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  10305.  @MakeYouFeelBetterNow  The electoral system guarantees either a pro-immigration Labour victory or a pro-immigration Conservative victory.
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  10306.  @johndough3943  OFFICERS ON THE BRIDGE: "Let's sink the Titanic and collect on the insurance". PASSENGERS: "What about us, guvnor?" OFFICERS ON THE BRIDGE: "You'll own nothing and be happy".
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  10307. All of these politicians are liars. Believe nothing they say.
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  10308.  @hooligan9794  Was I humble enough?
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  10309. The failed Austrian painter lost his father during childhood. What happened next could not have been predicted.
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  10310.  @timvella1817  None of the views expressed by Simon are afr irght. Nor mine.
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  10311. Here in the UK, the term "Thatcherite" was coined in the 1980s to demean her supporters. I wore the insult as a badge of merit.
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  10312.  @pat36a  In 1914, Kaiser Wilhelm referred to the British Army as a "contemptible little army". Four years later, that contemptible little army destroyed his Wehrmacht. The original soldiers of 1914 described themselves as the "old contemptibles" as a badge of pride.
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  10313.  jhõn frąncísz  hy jon
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  10314.  @Kamina1703  Hair-sniffing paedophiles for Brandon!
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  10315. As a Brit, I feel the same way.
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  10316. Homer should move to Quahog.
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  10317. I've got a small business and I'm sometimes in dispute with the Town Hall. One night I woke my wife by laughing like crazy whilst I was still asleep. She nudged me and woke me. I'd been having a dream, in which I photocopied my buttocks and mailed the photocopies to the civil servants at the Town Hall. A great idea. One day I'll do it, a few days after I sell my business and retire. I think Clarkson should do the same with his own local council.
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  10318. Eric Brown said he always preferred the Spitfire, but you couldn't go to Berlin and back in a Spitfire. The Spitfire was a superlative interceptor. The Mustang was a superlative escort fighter.
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  10319. I've had a Rottweiler and a bull mastiff. We have no second amendment here in the UK. As with guns in the US, it isn't about the guns or the dogs. It's responsible ownership.
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  10320.  @mrsmum3-6  Some people didn't get my joke. We know O'Bama is Irish 'cos of his name.
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  10321.  @overcomerbtboj  I'm gonna steal that last line and use it myself.
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  10322. Every PJW video is a masterpiece.
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  10323.  @dean9235  This has happened several times, but it's fruitless to spend 30 minutes finding it on YouTube and presenting it to a troll.
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  10324. Wolf whistling is easier to prosecute than child rapist gangs and machete-robbers.
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  10325. Chris Harris is probably 70% of TG's TV audience. I'd rather watch James May discussing bacon sandwiches on YouTube.
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  10326. Superfortress. Two bombs ended the war.
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  10327.  NationalistPride-vh9jh  I would fight against Rishi, Sadiq and the WEF.
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  10328. Wrongthink.
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  10329. ABOLISH BAD SPELLING.
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  10330. Same as the lawyer in this interview.
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  10331.  @michaelhart7569  During the 100 years war, English soldiers became known as the "Goddams" because they used the phrase so often. "Goddam" remains a surname in France to this day, indicating that one of the person's distant ancestors was an English soldier.
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  10332.  @michaelfitzgerald6341  Yes. I remember. We can all be confident that the scientists know f*ck all about what will happen next. Which is why I'm refusing the covid jab.
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  10333.  @drjjloveman  I visited Disney World in Florida and used the toilets. I heard grunting from the stalls. A door burst open. I saw Pluto on his knees, performing an act of gross indecency on Mickey. They stared at me angrily and I ran outside. I will never visit Disney again and now I'm frightened of rainbows.
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  10334.  @therealpatriarchy  I never get any notifications. Maybe 'cos YouTube has previously banned me under two other names.
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  10335.  @therealpatriarchy  Interesting. No, sorry. I meant "frightening".
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  10336.  @mikepriestey2547  I'd be worried if I visited a hospital, if neither the nurses nor the doctors could see I'm a male. Would it be a response to the way I walk?
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  10337. Pot holes? The BBC blames Lee Anderson. Maybe.
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  10338. ...what?
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  10339.  @robertmiles6492  I hate Toast.
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  10340. I demand reparations from the Italian government. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter.
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  10341.  @Therworldtube  Good question. I've got it in a magazine somewhere. Spurred by your worthy comment, I'll have a search. I can't actually remember if the comedian was Dutch or Norwegian.
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  10342.  @jrainey94  I will search for his name. It's a true story.
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  10343.  @secondchance6603  Good comment. Please repeat widely.
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  10344. Only Andrew can make us laugh at our impending disaster.
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  10345. Diversity is our strength.
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  10346.  @PineapplePowersuit  Mocking God? He's big enough to take it. Plus I expect He's got a great sense of humour.
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  10347.  @noskalborg723  I use euphemisms to confuse the algorithms. I used the B-word to describe a female dog on a video about dogs, but all my comments were rendered invisible on the grounds of hate speech. I suspect sometimes a person falsely reports a comment as "hate" or "harassment". The algorithms remember the comment. Use a comment with similar phrasing a year later and it's made invisible.
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  10348.  @thesupremepizza6893  Too many myths are readily-accepted by people who hate the white race, the British and capitalism.
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  10349. I'm in that sector. Stupid over-regulation is destroying my sector. It's becoming uneconomic to run my business.
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  10350.  @sebastianforbes1  It would take too long to explain. I decline to post detailed replies which take 30 minutes to write and almost nobody will read. Sometimes I just let it go. I respect Simon, but sometimes he draws mistaken conclusions from the bare facts.
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  10351. yup
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  10352. Also, you're first.
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  10353.  @steakeggs7175  I've tried but I was fined very heavily.
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  10354.  Chris Tango  I'm happy to adopt the system used in the Euro elections. As for the Westminster electoral system having been used for centuries: No it hasn't. There have been lots of electoral reforms over the centuries.
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  10355.  Chris Tango  You want substance? Please do some Googling. I recall the 1832 Electoral Reform Act from my O-level history lessons. Ordinary people couldn't vote for most of the 19th century. For a time you needed to be a land owner. Persons bought small parcels of land to become enfranchised, becoming known as "pot boilers". When was universal male suffrage first allowed? When did women get the vote? When was the voting age lowered to 18? Seek and ye shall find.
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  10356. This is an EDITED version of the report carried on Breakfast News this morning (18 Nov). The broadcast version showed a portrait of the happy, smiling bomber. The narrator said, "The man applied for asylum for seven years. His applications were repeatedly refused, leading to mental health issues". The original broadcast version then paused for dramatic effect. That's the BBC spinning the story to blame whitey. I assume this segment was removed for the YT version, because the BBC's political propaganda was too glaringly obvious.
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  10357.  @johnstarr2326  Veterans discuss this stuff when they write their autobiographies. Otherwise they mostly keep quiet. Unless they've got narcissistic personality disorders. Boasting about this stuff is stolen valour.
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  10358.  @johnstarr2326  Rushdie lives in a secret location as a recluse and is never seen in public. Perhaps Harry and Meg must do the same. I see no bad part in this.
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  10359.  @spangles365  I never liked Prescott but his punch was wholly justified.
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  10360. "I've always assumed I'm a male, but it turns out my willy was just a ginormous clitoris" - some weird bloke soon.
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  10361. In the case of Tony Blair, I'd be satisfied with a lamp post and some rope. I'd provide seating and sell tickets.
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  10362.  @georgehetty7857  You should indeed claim you're black.
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  10363. I'm pleased that not EVERY Lotus Eater is bearded.
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  10364. A new POTUS tends to be ineffective for his first two years, because he's still getting used to the position. Only in Year Three does a POTUS get his strength. Trump's already spent four years in office and has spent another four years preparing for his return. He's gonna return with great strength.
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  10365. Yeah 'cos you've got white privilege. The BBC told me so.
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  10366. FUNNY!
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  10367. I'm white. If I said this, I'd be described as a Nazi race-bigot far-right extremist.
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  10368. I'd prefer Dr. Sowell as Pope.
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  10369.  @UlexiteTVStoneLexite  Removing balls removes sex drive. Ask any castrated dog. They'll tell you.
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  10370. Diane can't count to 10.
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  10371. Liz Truss was a Liberal Democrat member, who migrated to the Conservatives because she knew she'd have a better chance of getting elected as a Tory.
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  10372. The devil is always in the detail.
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  10373. TRANSLATION: GURU-MURTHY: "I am a nasty race-baiting dickhead who pushes the Channel 4 narrative". MR.AYOADE: "Yes, and I'm a gentleman and I will politely allow you to expose yourself".
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  10374. Look up the story of Charles Lynton, who was fined in Bow Street Magistrates Court for importuning in a public toilet in 1983. The conviction of Anthony Charles Lynton Blair was hushed-up by Blair's friends.
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  10375. Half my comments get deleted by the algorithms. Persons who posted covid conspiracy theories were banned.
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  10376. Good point!
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  10377. I feel visceral hatred towards William the B4stard.
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  10378.  @TheBaBaTV  I will rephrase: This criminal who selects a target, based upon their race and their vulnerability, is the racist.
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  10379. Liz should hire Mahyar, Carl Benjamin and Paul Joseph Watson.
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  10380.  @Muljinn  Always reminds me of the character Rik from the TV sitcom, "The Young Ones". Silly little over-opiniated numpty. Somebody disagrees with him and he can't win an argument. So he accuses his detractor of being a fascist and storms off.
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  10381. William the Bastard, who overthrew our true monarch.
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  10382. When you and I were born, most British cities had a non-white population of less than 1%. Many cities now have non-white populations of more than 50%, and the rate of demographic change is accelerating. What happens next?
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  10383.  @daniellebcooper7160  Your comment about beards and dresses might get you banned from YouTube.
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  10384.  @andrewparrott7260  During WW2, beards were prohibited in the British Army and RAF because they prevented the tight-fitting of gas masks and oxygen masks. Obviously there were exceptions.
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  10385. This is Keith C*ntabout's hairy whisky-swigging cousin.
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  10386.  @williwonkah.9242  The oil belongs to the fish! And the crabs too! Lot's of lobsters wearing Texan hats, shouting "Yee-hah!" and driving Cadillacs.
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  10387. YOU HAVE A CHOICE OF MEANS OF DEFENDING YOUR HOME FROM DANGEROUS ARMED CRIMINALS: 1.) Buy guns for home defense, or - 2.) Follow the advice of Scott Adams.
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  10388.  @andrewconrad2859  No harm at all. We stand or fall together. F*ck the globalists. If Trump falls, we're all lost.
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  10389.  @mikedonahue3974  A few dozen confirmed cases of voters who are illegals or dead or didn't vote will be enough for the state's entire result to be overthrown. The Supreme Court will order a rerun, no voting without confirmed ID. Repeat this in five or six states and Trump remains POTUS for four more years.
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  10390. Wisdom in your words.
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  10391. Not when they can all stay in the UK with their free council flats and state benefits.
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  10392.  @eastboundanddown5872  I click on "2 Replies" and yours disappears. There is something truthful in your comment which YT's algorithms regard as contrary to their narrative.
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  10393.  @fatimahsharpe9113  LIVE LONG AND PROSPER! Sorry, wrong planet.
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  10394. I recall the era when virtually ALL of your comments said "Defund the BBC" or similar, Ben.
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  10395. Almost like mugging somebody who's without cash, and accepting a cheque instead.
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  10396. I know I did at the time. It was all feckery and I ignored the rules as often as I could.
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  10397. Blue Lives Matter.
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  10398. As Douglas Adams put it, "This can't be fixed. Just move away". Oh sorry, a different Adams.
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  10399. Import it, become it.
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  10400. Perhaps Andrew could get a series as Professor Gideon Micropenis.
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  10401. Once? Diane can't count that high.
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  10402. This is a planned coup d'etat, an illegal seizure of power, an act of domestic terrorism. Trump remains POTUS for a few weeks. He needs to call in Homeland Security to investigate the fraudulent vote. If there is evidence of fraud, the election needs to be rerun in that state. Then move onto a second and third and fourth state.
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  10403.  @charlesnelson5187  That's OK then.
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  10404.  @webber977  I wish it was true but it's not in my case.
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  10405.  @nativevirginian8344  You're writing crap but that's OK. Unlike YouTube, I applaud and support your free speech.
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  10406.  @hurstmitchell6392  If it's gonna happen, better now than leaving it to our grandchildren.
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  10407. I suspect you're correct.
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  10408.  @SerG-ez2po  Your comment makes no sense.
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  10409.  @SerG-ez2po  Your original comment makes no sense. It looks like it was written by a ten year old, because you're using what's effectively a double-negative. Edit it, so that it actually says what you intended.
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  10410. Definitely correct about the hatchback, which was indeed fitted to the Ambassador. I owned a Princess and later an Ambassador. Amazingly, the back seats had no folding-mechanism. The seats could only remain upright. Otherwise an Ambassador with the rear seats folded would've been as spacious as an aircraft hanger. Typical BL eff-up.
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  10411. Ten hours later, they'll get a response.
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  10412. I knew Murdo 30 years ago when he and I were Young Conservatives. He's a damned good bloke. (I allowed my Tory membership to lapse under Cameron.)
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  10413. Yes, but I'd prefer Keef Fluffabout: Prime Minister, human rights activist and sex pest.
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  10414. How about the Waukesha Christmas Parade Massacre? A black nationalist racist murdering white people with his car. Let's ban cars. Yep.
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  10415. I'm British, and I've always respected the Germans for defending their cities until the very last. Same with the Poles in Warsaw and the Soviets in Leningrad.
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  10416. I like Emily Pankhurst.
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  10417.  @Sofia_Monteiro  Haha!
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  10418. SICK.
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  10419. Lots of "will they/won't they" speculation in the press. I hope the DO sue. It'll give South Park a chance to make a SECOND episode.
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  10420. Biden's state of the union address was covered on the BBC TV news here in the UK this morning. The commentary was wholly uncritical. No mention of Biden being heckled or booed by the Republicans. Even here in the UK, the mainstream media is twisting its narrative so as to give Biden an easy time. To be honest, holding Biden to account is a bit like kicking an elderly person's walking stick away.
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  10421. I left a reply here earlier which has been deleted. According to the woke, cun sent ration cramps still exist in Britain today. They're the multistar hotels which are filled with engineers and concert pianists. (Creative 5pelling because I'm unsure of what the Al Gore rhythms dislike.)
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  10422. Yeah but only 'cos you've got white privilege. Dr. Gideon Micropenis told me so.
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  10423. A gay Christian minister is like a vegetarian who openly flaunts his eating of meat. Make up your fekkin mind. You're either one or the other.
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  10424.  @amandaJ7449  Perhaps the RMT 's dispute should be with ASLEF. Leave the poor suffering public out of this.
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  10425.  @martinbonner2585  Good and detailed reply.
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  10426. I'd always favoured an asteroid collision, but that would also take out elephants and dolphins. I guess your solution to the human condition is preferable.
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  10427. "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings".
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  10428. And Conservatives. Sometimes.
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  10429. Perhaps Trump should select a candidate of his own choice, and throw his full weight behind him/her.
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  10430.  @Xplora213  Is that you, Clem?
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  10431.  @thegrandmuftiofwakanda  Nice to see you again, BPT! We always meet at the best, most hated and most truthful channels.
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  10432.  @mattperil6074  Agreed. The Ep-person killed himself by the common consent of all parties. A bit like the scene from "The Godfather", where Frankie Five Angels is advised to follow Roman tradition by taking his own life. (Sorry, I can't write the entire words and expect my reply to remain visible.) Both the CIA and M wanted the matter to go away. Also, can you see the reply which I left in this thread? Sometimes YouTube renders my replies invisible.
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  10433. Damned fine comment, Enlightened.
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  10434. "Federlein! Federlein!"
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  10435. FUN FACT: There are more muzz lyms in London than in Gaza.
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  10436. An entrepreneur like this man is exactly whom socialists despise. Except for the bankruptcy bit.
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  10437. Always depicted without malice in the movies.
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  10438. There are people who claim England was created by black people. Deny it and you're a white supremacist bigot. And that, my friends, is where we are today. (Can anyone see this comment? YT often hides my comments and renders them invisible.)
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  10439. Lotus University? Locate it in Hethel, Norfolk. Colin Chapman: "Simplify and add lightness".
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  10440. Any doubt about this? - see how many Replies on this video are rendered invisible by YouTube.
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  10441.  @wernersteynberg4034  Always hunting for new restaurants.
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  10442.  @aweejobby788  FUN FACT: I don't remember the reply I gave to you yesterday, but I've returned and it's DISAPPEARED!
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  10443.  @aweejobby788  Deleting W people in British cities.
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  10444. Cuomo's book was ghost-written by Brian Griffin.
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  10445. Divide and conquer has long been a military strategy.
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  10446. Attenborough will shortly be replaced by a transgender black person in a wheelchair.
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  10447.  @SmartCookie2022  Sadly true.
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  10448.  @orsoncart802  Yep.
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  10449.  @harryricochet8134  Read Welby's Wiki biography. Welby thought his father was Jewish, but he later discovered his REAL father was somebody else. Same thing happened to Jesus.
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  10450.  @AtheistVitalist  Yes they DID compete yesterday, but they pulled out for a few years.
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  10451.  @1gerard47  Happens to me a lot as well!
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  10452.  @Graham_Patch  Interesting to see 100 + protestors outside proposed migrant camps. A typical turnout at my prior Tory association adoption meeting was always smaller than that. If most of those protestors joined the local association of their MP's party, they could outvote everyone else. All 100% legal, no rules broken. Adopt a preferred candidate of their choice.
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  10453. On this one occasion, our much-beloved Simon is talking out of his posterior. He's read a list of targets and assumed the cities were bombed. In reality this is poo-poo. The RAF targeted WARSHIPS in harbour in daylight, to avoid hitting the city by mistake. The unescorted Wellingtons suffered serious losses as a result. Bombing WAR ships in a NAVAL port isn't the same as bombing the actual city.
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  10454.  @paulmorris5166  Pfffff. Typical.
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  10455.  @grahamtowers5513  Thanks. My fear is that Duckford & co. will claim, "This isn't a legitimate petition because half the people who signed are non-Welsh If more Sudanese and Iraqi migrants had signed, that'd be more legal".
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  10456.  @charliewain6852  THANKS! No copyright. Please write something similar elsewhere.
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  10457.  @curiositycloset2359  I wonder if this is the first time in human history that those three words have been combined: "Tangentially pirate related".
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  10458.  @MrMarkg1968  It's sad the Conservatives aren't conservative.
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  10459.  @hannannah1uk  Pay the migrants to leave. It's cheaper than housing them. Offer the migrants ten grand and they'll find somewhere of their own accord. Perhaps they'll buy dinghies and sail the OTHER way.
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  10460.  @paulscottfilms  Kiwis were always the toughest and most implacable foes for the enemies of the old Empire. It's very sad to see the wokist disease is a worldwide contagion. The UK, the US, NZ, Australia and Canada are all teetering on the edge of the abyss, near the point of no return. Plus France and a dozen other countries.
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  10461.  @stephfoxwell4620  I demand reparations from Italy following their illegal enslavement of my ancestors by the Roman Empire. How much would the Dinari value of a slave have been in the year 50 AD? How many Dinari to the modern Euro? Ancient British Druid Lives Matter.
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  10462.  @FatNorthernBigot  I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU, CLEM !!!
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  10463.  @FatNorthernBigot  The BBC should've hired ME as the new Doctor. There's never been a moustached Doctor and I've got a nice safari suit. (Persons who don't understand should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  10464. Don't bother explaining. Just tell the fascists to fook off.
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  10465.  @MrRedeyedJedi  Didn't I see you in Quahog?
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  10466.  @jessscott1091  Lori CLAIMS to be a lesbian, but I won't believe it until I've watched the videos.
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  10467. Don't know whether to Like or Dislike this video.
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  10468. I respect the Gurkhas and I have no idea what faith they follow. This is never about race. It's about liberty.
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  10469. I was a Tory activist for 29 years until I allowed my membership to lapse. Eff them all.
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  10470. The 1.20 point - Khan references the afr irght. Who's doing all the antisemitic attacks in London, Sadiq? Is it the arf irght or your own religion?
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  10471. I want the migrants to be housed in the royal palaces. Maybe then we'll get the migrants stopped in mid-channel and sent back.
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  10472.  @winstonasmith9398  THANKS! Also, I respect you for your name.
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  10473. PURPOSE OF THE MILITARY: "Maintain the peace by being so powerful that nobody attempts to take us on". BIDEN'S PURPOSE FOR THE MILITARY: "Where's my trousers? I put them here somewhere".
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  10474. I wouldn't die to protect my dog, but I would kill to protect him.
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  10475. I expect a Disney remake of "It's a Wonderful Life". The lead character will be Georgina Bailey, a one-legged black lesbian. Old Man Potter will be a MAGA Republican who wants to turn the Bedford Falls Savings and Loans into a glue factory, where gays and B-people can be pulped into glue.
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  10476.  Clarence Spangle  ...and yet the msm claims there's no evidence.
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  10477. Jeremy Clarkson is an honorary doctor of engineering. I want Jezza as PM, with Hamster to do the TV interviews because he looks cute and will enlarge the female vote. Meanwhile, James May will do all the actual work. The Stig should head the security services, because he'll never reveal any secrets.
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  10478. Our first past the post electoral system guarantees a cosy duopoly between Labour and the Tories. We'll change NOTHING until we get a different system. The two parties know this, which explains why we won't get a different system. The Lib Dems have proposed their own reforms, but let's face it, they couldn't organise a p*ss-up in a brewery.
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  10479.  @ajs41  NOT. A. HOPE. OF LIZ TRUSS CHANGING ANYTHING.
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  10480. Roger Daltry for the new Doctor Who.
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  10481. I'm still waiting for the £100,000 I was promised by the very polite Nigerian prince. That's what he promised me, if I gave him my bank account details. Was that fake too?
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  10482.  @awatt  I'm proud of my privilege.
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  10483. You too? I offered a funny idea for a future video. Nothing in the least bit offensive, waycist or something-phobic. A few hours later it's gone.
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  10484. It's always the Amish. EVERY time, we know it'll be the Amish. EVERY time.
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  10485. Nicola turned me into a newt. I got better.
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  10486. It's OBVIOUS that gluing a piece of carbon fibre to your dash board will reduce your car's weight. Obviously. Yeah.
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  10487. Agreed. More like a civil war than a war between nations. Some of the issues were those which were left unresolved 110 years earlier.
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  10488. We'll never see that movie on TV again. Sadly.
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  10489. Exactly the same thing happened to me.
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  10490.  @Globetrotter-1  True story. Go search.
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  10491. Suicide is a positive action. It's a decision taken. It's a sign of strength, not weakness. All this crap about people killing themselves as if it's a failure. It's not a failure. It's success.
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  10492. I hope this guy who stood his ground on his doorstep will read our supportive comments and feel some pride.
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  10493.  @MarmiteMangoMachine  Feared by the bad, loved by the good.
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  10494. Funny how the mainstream media is playing this down. Imagine if an Amish Christian did this.
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  10495.  @NOWOKEXYZ  Compare with a similar roll in "Reach for the Sky", where Bader demonstrates his flying skills to his Canadian squadron. You can see a puff of smoke when the Hurricane rolls. A different audio track was dubbed-in afterwards.
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  10496.  @jackuk2700  Agreed, but the cops don't know if the felon has a concealed weapon. Very easy to go over the top with hitting somebody. I've been stopped by the cops lots of times. I never resisted arrest, never ran away and never got killed. But you're right: Overzealous cruel cops need to be held to account.
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  10497. From an electoral perspective, this is the moment when Rishi assassinated the Conservative Party.
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  10498.  @angelsone-five7912  Thankyou for your response, Septic. (I assume you'll get the reference.)
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  10499. Yeah 'cos you've got white privilege. A leftist told me so.
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  10500. How do we know they're REAL lesbians? I don't believe them unless I can watch their videos.
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  10501.  @jazztheglass6139  Haha!
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  10502. That's sad.
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  10503.  @TayWoode  I took an expensive classic car for its MOT repairs. I wore rough clothes in case it broke down and I had to crawl beneath it. I had a few hours to kill and entered a public art gallery in Bath. Security and other staff assumed I was a vagrant or a nutter, and followed me around like I was a vandal or a thief. Skin colour isn't the one and only trigger.
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  10504. That's cultural appropriation. You're literally Hitler and and and... I'm sorry, I've been watching too much CNN.
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  10505. I wanna see Hunter's search history.
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  10506. Look very carefully at the torchlit procession, and you can see Professor Jones in an ill-fitting Wehrmacht uniform.
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  10507. Doctor Whoke.
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  10508.  @danielkrcmar5395  No. That is incompatible with Britain's status as a great power. Also, a victorious Germany dominating Europe would create problems for the future. English/British policy, back to the 16th century, was always to prevent Europe from being dominated by any one power.
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  10509.  @danielkrcmar5395  Flanders/Belgium was always the highway through which the powers invaded their neighbours. Belgium was invented as a neutral state, to prevent them from doing so. All of the neighbouring states agreed Belgium would be absolutely inviolable, a sacrosanct agreement. The French established forts along their shortened border with Germany, to ensure a German invasion was impossible. The Great War could not have happened without the Germans passing through Belgium. Britain got involved because - a.) Belgium was invaded, and - b.) The Belgians made a formal request for assistance.
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  10510. No you're not!
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  10511. That line always makes me weep. I mean - JEEEZUS - I've got tears coming right now and I'm only thinking about it.
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  10512. I awften nead to spel things rong az wel, to get past the sense-oars.
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  10513.  @Strider73  D a s s o m .
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  10514.  @orwellwasrightabouttheleft7549  That's a good idea! Next time I'll identify as a black Irish Muslim gay.
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  10515.  @dhokanson55  Carl is one of those people whom the Left want to lock up and destroy. His channels are regarded as breeding-grounds for far right extremism and proto-terrorism. His WORST videos are about ancient Mesopotamia, Greece and Carthage. They encourage violence! And that's where we are today.
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  10516. The entire British establishment is corrupt beyond redemption.
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  10517.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Zuckerberg's biggest rival is Elon Musk. So the Jewish community attempts to cancel Zuckerberg's biggest rival. Dammit, I'm like you, Simon, I've NEVER been anti-Juice, NEVER. But they need to cease conforming to their cliched stereotypical image.
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  10518.  @carlsummers2316  Me too! I once used the B-word for a female dog. On a video about dogs. The AI asked me whether it was appropriate. One day they'll have AI condoms. "Are you certain your partner consents and is of legal age?"
    2
  10519. yup two toney!
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  10520.  @michaelbutler6364  No copyright. Please borrow and repeat widely.
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  10521.  @georgehetty7857  Haha!
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  10522.  @tobias9859  There is no uniformity of opinion.
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  10523.  @Kenneth165-f5u  I guessed as much when I saw the way you walked...
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  10524.  @wolfiestreet6899  YES!
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  10525.  @greatscott369  Is that you, Clem?
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  10526. Any day now, your comment will put you on a hit-list for the Left.
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  10527. I suspect Trudeau might ask Putin to send some peacekeepers.
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  10528. We need a race-swap of The Beverley Hillbillies.
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  10529.  @jamesmusk508  The establishment sneers at ordinary folk.
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  10530.  @desmondpowell68  I was a Tory activist for 29 years (note "WAS"). I tried. I really tried. Then I gave up.
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  10531. FUN FACT: The letter shown at the 7 minute point is the actual letter written by Dowding, retrieved from the archives for this shot.
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  10532. I left the same comment one hour earlier! Respect to you, Dude.
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  10533. Hello back.
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  10534.  @stephfoxwell4620  Brunel was born to a Frenchman who'd fled France as a refugee. Young Isambard flourished in libertarian Britain in a way he could never have done in France. Unlike other refugees who've crossed the Channel, this one was useful.
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  10535. 2020 is the year when all our weird conspiracy theories are proven true.
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  10536.  @cassandrade-wolfe6926  Agreed. B*g9er that with a cherry on top.
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  10537. MODERN LEFTISTS: They should've done a risk-assessment first, and worn hi-vis jackets.
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  10538.  @simonwoods8809  Britain didn't deliberately bomb civilians until area bombing was adopted. This was years after the bombing of Coventry. Regarding the relevance of bombing in the BoB - the book is 100% correct.
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  10539. Same here in the UK. Different country, same robbers.
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  10540.  @EgoChip  Gayboy Owen Jones, writing for a newspaper owned by people whose god orders his death.
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  10541. All the information suggests the omicron variant is weaker than the variants we've already experienced. Covid is slowly running out of puff, as viruses tend to do. So compulsory vaccinations are required because...?
    2
  10542. I misread your comment as "gynecology course" and became confused.
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  10543.  @keithdunleavy231  Again: I click "View 4 replies" and yours disappears. There are only TWO replies visible. This is George Orwell's "1984" but instead of a boot grinding in our faces, we're smothered by a wet blanket.
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  10544. What happened next?
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  10545. More progressive. More inclusive. More woke. How about just doing their f*ckin' job?
    2
  10546.  @HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR  I love your name!
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  10547.  @HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR  I want Hank as POTUS!
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  10548. FACT: Putin is funded by the EU.
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  10549. Hey Tootie - Search for my comment here! I've left my own comment, referencing you!
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  10550.  @Pythonaria  Either it's a fork-up or deliberate. The Yom Kippur war in '74 was unexpected, but this is different. This war involved literally thousands of part-time militants rising at the exact same moment, fully tooled-up and prepared. Hard to keep that kind of preparation a secret.
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  10551. GOOD NEWS: A nuclear winter will counteract global warming.
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  10552. Old saying: There are three ways to do anything. There's the right way. There's the wrong way. And there's the way the French would do it.
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  10553.  @joseywales3789  Hey Josey - There is iron in your words.
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  10554.  @mogznwaz  The BBC would blame Brexit and the way zisst countryside.
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  10555.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  As I've written before - if we actually had a Conservative government, you could go back to writing novels and could make videos about western lore and legend.
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  10556. Danke, freund. Same here in the UK.
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  10557. Thanks for coming to this video, FM. The US and UK will stand or fall together. Sadly, right now we're getting ready to collapse like that building in Miami.
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  10558. Is that YOU in the thumb nail, Simon?
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  10559. Really? Some of the Replies to your comment have been deleted by the algorithms.
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  10560. WE MEET AGAIN, TOOTIE !!! You're first!
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  10561. I died on the operating table. I was welcomed into Hell by the Devil. Much friendlier than you'd expect. Nice suit. Immaculate grooming. A sharp goatee beard. Faint scent of sulphur. He showed me around Hell. All the great rock musicians are there. The Devil drives a Prius but keeps a modified Mustang for the weekends. The Devil was telling me about Biden and Kamala, but the surgeons used the paddles and - ZAPP! - I was back.
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  10562.  @scallen3841  I've got pink skin, red lips, blue eyes and yellow teeth. It's WAYCIST to describe brown people as colored. I'm far more colored than brown or black people will ever be.
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  10563.  @scallen3841  Nah. Just some teeth-whitening toothpaste.
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  10564.  @scallen3841  Is it racist if I want to destroy my yellow aspects? Trying to be more white is offensive.
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  10565.  @scallen3841  Agreed.
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  10566. The west's gentle liberal democracies are committing suicide.
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  10567.  @wingman3570  True. I get all my comments on this subject cancelled.
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  10568.  @wingman3570  I have the same problem with comments about the prisoner who owned a private island and offed himself whilst the CCTV cameras were switched off.
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  10569. @Callum Still waiting for good to come from Brexit? I painted a door two minutes ago and I'm still waiting for it to dry.
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  10570. I recommend "Appointment in London", made in 1953. As close to authentic as will ever be made. Written by a pilot who'd completed FOUR operational tours. A bit of artistic licence about listening to the radio at the airfield whilst the raid was in progress, but otherwise impressive.
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  10571. Forking AWESOME !!!
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  10572.  @UteHeggenTranswidowHeals  Agreed, but struggling to breathe and in continuous pain is different. A lot depends on individual circumstances.
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  10573.  @richardcoles2432  Identical here.
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  10574. Klaus backed both of them. He can't lose.
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  10575.  Tito Provincal  Hahaha! As a Brit myself, I probably would have been a rebel in 1776. Lots of support for the rebellion in Britain at that time. Many Brits saw it as a continuation of the English civil war of the 1640s and the Glorious Revolution of 1688.
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  10576. Peter got it right: "Shut up Meg".
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  10577.  @Fire.4Effect  Thanks for doing your duty, mate. There is a long-established difference between force and violence. I accept that this is unknown by most people. Similarly, there's a reason for people who've been on trial being found "not guilty" rather than "innocent".
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  10578.  @zxyatiywariii8  What the f*ck has gone wrong with our countries? The USA has a senile POTUS who's friendlier with China than his own people.
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  10579.  @logratis1  Repeating that truthful reply will soon be regarded as a h eight crime.
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  10580. Agreed 100%, but then the red mist sets in. I'd give the home owner the benefit of the doubt.
    2
  10581. Biden can't find Ukraine on a map. Biden can't find the map. Biden can't find his trousers unless his nurse helps him.
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  10582.  @vincentlauria7857  I love the scent of Remoaner tears.
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  10583.  @robertb8629  WE don't have the 2nd amendment here in the UK. I could be arrested for carrying a spoon in a public place
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  10584.  @tahtalikoyunkavalcisi  YORKSHIRE ACCENT: "Eeeh it were sausage to me, but all it was really was a rolled-up newspaper with "sausage" written on it. Our four chefs in the palace kitchen 'ad to give the real sausages to William, 'cos he was the future king and I was just t'spare".
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  10585. This sequel isn't as good as its predecessors. It needed more scenes with me.
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  10586.  @dianeseymour9929  Harry painted a target on his own back and that of his family, when he claimed to have killed dozens of Taliban. If Harry wants to be murdered by a person shouting "Where's Alley Snackbar?", that's OK. I fear the the security professionals whose job it is to interpose themselves between the bullet or knife and the Ginger Whinger.
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  10587.  @dominiquecharriere1285  Thankyou for your response. I did indeed exaggerate for effect. This is YouTube, not a library shelf with 200 books. During WW1, the British Army's intervention in Belgium slowed the German advance to a crawl. Without the British, the Germans would've surrounded Paris in a week. The result would've been identical to the Franco Prussian war.
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  10588. They created a wasteland and called it diversity.
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  10589. Triumph sports cars? (joke.)
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  10590.  @thebatman4279  Please repeat widely, Caped Crusader.
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  10591. The BBC hates me. I hate them back.
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  10592.  @EmpiricalMind  Please repeat widely.
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  10593. It's almost as if our BAME cabinet couldn't give a damn about white people.
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  10594. Reading the comments on videos, I can often tell whether the person attended school in the 1960s-70s or after the year 2000.
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  10595. The same in videos about movies. Millennial: "The movie 'Pearl Harbor' is the greatest ever war film!" ME: "What about 'Tora Tora Tora' or 'The Battle of Britain'?" Millennial: "Errr... were they Marvel movies?"
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  10596.  @RomanHistoryFan476AD  DEFINITELY.
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  10597. Please offer your professional insights as often as possible. I will respect your views on these matters.
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  10598.  @davidbetts9332  Hislop undoubtedly makes more money from the BBC than he's ever made from his magazine. The BBC bought him, and control the narrative of the UK's number one anti-establishment platform. Islam murdered the journalists at Charlie Hebdo, but Private Eye sits in comfort by supporting the establishment's narrative.
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  10599.  @rororp  Thankyou for your kind wishes. My wife says Toast gave her a pearl necklace, but when I ask to see it, she just sniggers. RAF Bomber Command was forbidden to bomb German cities in 1939 and 1940. Strategic bombing was out of the question. The exception was legitimate military targets such as naval ports. Everything changed after the Luftwaffe bombed London (allegedly in error) and the RAF bombed Berlin in retaliation. Then Bomber Command used strategic bombing. This was suicidal by day, whilst navigation problems made it worse than useless at night.
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  10600. That's why they won't allow us to vote in one.
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  10601. You were First, Sean. Probably because you benefitted from systemic waycism, claims the BBC.
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  10602.  @AI-qd4vb  WHAT? Do YOU own a classic Alfa? My 1750 GTV sits in my garage as I write this. I recall the day my father bought it in 1974. Calling ME a charlatan is misplaced. Also, MY Alfa no longer rusts. The replacement panels are made in Germany.
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  10603. I expect they'll shortly delete every hostile comment. Which will leave them with almost zero comments. The number of people who Liked this video is almost as many as voted for Brandon.
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  10604.  @JohnSmith-bx8zb  Or just open the f*ckin' window. EVERY fire door is already "auto closing", except for doors to cupboards marked with "FIRE DOOR KEEP LOCKED SHUT".
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  10605.  @JohnSmith-bx8zb  I would be surprised if a classroom has no opening windows.
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  10606. Your comment is generic.
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  10607. Scrap the BBC. Scrapping the actual licence might get it replaced by an unavoidable tax on computer sales or equivalent.
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  10608.  @clownofthetimes6727  Westminster should call a snap Scottish referendum on independence right now.
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  10609.  @l525n  You know your comment is nonsense, right?
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  10610.  @sayitaintso2900  White people can't afford a roof over their heads.
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  10611.  @memyself1566  There is no solution. Our longterm destiny is a Balkanisation of the UK. 50 years from now, the UK will resemble the former Yugoslavia during its civil war. Horrific but inevitable.
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  10612.  @shanonshanon9703  Sometimes that comment gets me accused of waycism. Which is strange because Meg is seven-eighths white. I usually quote Brian Griffin: "I'm not racist. I watch tons of black porn".
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  10613. Andrew wore protection. I assume condoms can be bought in the US as well.
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  10614. Troo.
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  10615. Human males are Planet Earth's apex predators. We are aggressive and dangerous. Nearly all violent crime is committed by males. If males behaved like women, 90% of our prisons could be closed. In many ways, women are the better part of human nature. But if men were more like women, the human species couldn't have advanced from the stone age. Indeed, perhaps humanity would've died out altogether. Lots of ferocity is required to take down a charging auroch, but its meat will feed the familial group for a week. I'm sorry, that's how it is. Men are violent and hurt people. But the best defence against an attack from a bad violent man is having a good violent man to protect you.
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  10616.  @rob5944  Agreed on every point.
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  10617.  @stevenwhitehead7919  Agreed!
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  10618.  @Unknown-kl9mm  The guy was definitely a creep. If I'd been this gal's boyfriend and I'd been there, I would've smacked him. But dressing like a whore in Vegas has consequences.
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  10619.  @eccehomer8182  Gideon wants Andrew cancelled.
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  10620. @Prabhat shrestha Britain deliberately helped the Soviets.
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  10621. William hit Harry so hard, Harry's butt-plug fell out.
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  10622. The Simpsons have made LOADS of references to Kubrick's work. Imitation being flattery and all that.
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  10623. Did you spit or swallow?
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  10624. I've become frightened of rainbows.
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  10625.  @monteceitomoocher  The coppers wanted to arrest Lawrence but got the wrong Laurence.
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  10626. Agreed, Han, plus it could make the Kessel run in fewer parsecs that the Falcon ever could.
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  10627. The entire British establishment is corrupt beyond redemption.
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  10628. Was he Amish?
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  10629.  @gerainthall1941  Othello? Was he funny in it?
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  10630.  @gerainthall1941  It was intended as a joke. As in, "Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter: Was he funny in the role?"
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  10631.  @1aatlas  His Bournemouth East Conservative Association should deselect him.
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  10632.  @johnclose2925  Diane can't count. She assumed there should be five of them.
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  10633. Stephen Fry is a Jewish gay. Bigotry has hampered his career. Yeah. Right.
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  10634. M'kay.
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  10635.  @tremblence  Scott Adams says it's better for huite folk to move away. The people who are most angered by Mr. Adams are white Democrat-voting liberals who have moved away and live in gated communities. Go figure.
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  10636.  @baggierols73  The Peoples' Poet.
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  10637. HELLO DISTANT COUSIN! My grandmother's maiden name was Drake. We're supposedly descended from Drake's younger brother, Edmund. My gran's family continued to serve in the RN. I've inherited a seaman's chest which belonged to my ancestors. On a visit to HMS Victory in Portsmouth, I saw that the Victory contained the exact same type of mass-produced chest.
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  10638.  @ianlowden6168  I couldn't give a damn whether Simon is Christian, Jewish or agnostic.
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  10639.  @paulie-Gualtieri.  It's about culture. I'm C of E, but I retain my Christian heritage.
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  10640.  @GodsOwnPrototype  Modern values are like a buffet restaurant. Pick and choose what you need and desire. Only one rule: Respect others whose choice is different. If somebody barges into the queue and wants to cut my head off, sling them out of the restaurant.
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  10641.  @bigm383  Strange - I click on Replies and your most recent comment about three buttocks disappears. YouTube wants an argument. Don't know whether it's for five minutes or the full half hour.
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  10642. Prince Harry's ghost writer was Brian Griffin. The publisher refused to accept the chapters about Quahog's best lamp posts, fire hydrants and bushes. They also rejected Peter's rewrite with the chapter about The Bird.
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  10643.  @aleale6277  It's amazing how many people are leaving unkind replies, just because it's something they'd never previously heard of. Georgian regiments often included deserters and refugees from other countries. The Georgian Royal Navy accepted Frenchmen, Portuguese and black slaves who'd fled their Moorish masters. If, IF IF there was a single African bloke who'd sought freedom by accepting the King's shilling, he'd be made the base drummer. It was assumed an African would be good at beating drums. Fewer language difficulties because it was simpler than blowing a trumpet. The hostility expressed in some replies is unwarranted.
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  10644. Ignore who? (See what I did there?)
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  10645.  @angelsone-five7912  I've found you again, Septic! Some names are more memorable than others.
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  10646.  @marksapollo  That's true too.
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  10647. Best comment I've seen in ages.
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  10648.  @matsimurf_5900  Toast claims he gave my wife a pearl necklace. I asked her to show it to me and she just sniggered. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  10649.  @charlesdanaa8514  Strictly speaking, white isn't actually a colour, it's a shade. So any leftist who describes white as a colour is a numpty.
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  10650. So the pro-vaccination narrative is mostly bollocks. In other news: Water is wet.
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  10651. FUN FACT: There isn't enough racism to go around. That's why black pseudo intellectual need to be highly paid to invent it.
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  10652. Shamima Begum and Prince Harry are soul mates. Both of them hate us and we don't want them here.
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  10653.  @octowuss1888  Males with covid die at an average age of 80. Females with covid die at an average age of 85. Females have a better rate of survival.
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  10654. And sue them for damages.
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  10655. @Anglo Saxon "Calm down, calm down".
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  10656. @Anglo Saxon Couldn't make a TV series called "Boys from the Black Stuff" today. Bad title.
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  10657.  @petergibbs1683  Don't remind me.
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  10658. The average age of death with covid is 82. 92% of people dying with covid already had a life-threatening condition such as cancer. And covid is regarded as dangerous for the rest of us because...?
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  10659. Ellwood deserves to be deselected by his Conservative association.
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  10660. This plan was always designed to fail.
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  10661. Johnny Depp got a pretty but vile wife, Harry got a middle aged and vile wife. If Meghan shat on Harry's bed, he'd smile obediently and claim it's scented with roses.
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  10662. If black lives matter, they should cease murdering each other.
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  10663. Yeah but only 'cos you've got white privilege and your ancestors owned slaves. The BBC told me so.
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  10664. Invite Tommy to discuss detention without trial with you.
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  10665. You're receiving flak 'cos you're over the target. (I expect there are a dozen other comments here, saying the same.)
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  10666.  @georgehetty7857  Clem Fandango should hire ME for his voiceovers.
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  10667.  Simon Foxwell  I had a white gnome in my garden. A load of coloured pansies came by and threw him in the fish pond.
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  10668.  @dapperwolf6034  No beheadings? Hotel not set on fire? So far...
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  10669.  @fimelsin5308  Hard to avoid paying compulsory taxes. I'm self-employed and tried, but the HMRC kicked the crap out of me.
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  10670. Our governments are our worst enemies.
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  10671. The Poles are wonderful people. Standing against the lockdown and the EU's despotism. Brandon controls the polls but not the Poles.
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  10672. I refuse to fund a corporation which propagandises for my ethnic displacement.
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  10673.  @martinepstein3332  I never did. But I've seen "Dumb and Dumber". Biden reminds me of Captain Oveur from "Airplane!" "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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  10674.  @Dawah_Help  Agreed, Enoch had far more integrity than Khan.
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  10675. Books are better.
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  10676.  @bevinboulder5039  Agreed. At the time The World at War was made, the importance of Enigma was unknown.
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  10677.  @barneyrubble8590  He could tone it down a bit. End of problem for We've Got a Problem.
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  10678. The BEST impersonation of Churchill comes from the Mel Brookes movie, "The Producers". A deranged Nazi pigeon-fancier wearing a German helmet. It's where we also learn the Fuhrer was a great dancer.
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  10679. Andrew was a victim of a honey trap operation, carried out by Epstein and Maxwell and overseen by Mossad. None of the women he's alleged to have f*cked were below the UK age of consent. All of these women were volunteers. None were manacled to a bed. Unlike children in Telford.
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  10680.  @williamsmith9026  Maffematics n speling are rasist.
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  10681.  @agentcarbunkle  I'm a fan of Lee Harvey Oswald.
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  10682.  @craigs71  Yep. The little white vortices trailing from their wingtips. The thunderous bass of their reheat.
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  10683. All gonna kick off in Birmingham 'cos of this.
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  10684.  @AntonyClayton-eq1ul  Loads of replies disappearing.
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  10685. Yep!
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  10686.  @thelandofnod123  YEP! Both cool and funny! All done with a straight face!
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  10687. 1 FIRST 'cos I've got white privilege and toxic masculinity. Don't like it? F*ck off.
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  10688. Search "Miss Mann Cindy Scary Movie". From an era which predicted 2024. From a time when comedy was still funny and not a thought crime.
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  10689.  @shaheedbhaghatsingh3974  No, I'm referencing Varadkar, the Irish politician.
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  10690. I refuse to fund a corporation which propagandises my ethnic displacement.
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  10691. READ THIS - IT TELLS YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. Roman numerals made mathematics difficult. Having acquired the mathematics to prove the Earth orbits the sun, the Spanish inquisition would burn you alive. But above all, it was the absence of glass technology. Yes, really. By the time a scientist gathers sufficient experience to carry out research, his middle-aged eyesight wouldn't allow him to write properly. As for looking through microscopes or telescopes: Forget it. Technological advance started when wealthy scientists could afford spectacles. End of discussion.
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  10692. CAN ANYBODY SEE THE ABOVE COMMENT? YT keeps banning me and hiding my comments.
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  10693. My family lived in Nigeria shortly before independence. My dad was a civil engineer working on a new hospital. One of our neighbours later became the prime minister who, a few years later, was hacked to death with machetes in his own office. I've forgotten his name.
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  10694. Always nice to discover the best type of history-nerds on this channel.
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  10695. Steroid rage?
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  10696.  @macdaniel6029  The Doctor and his loving wife murdered them.
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  10697.  @mabamabam  Agreed, but a radioactive dinosaur as big as a skyscraper would've made it even worse.
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  10698. "That suspect is now being held on $150,000 bail". So he's been allowed out again, until his trial?
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  10699.  @neil1997  Me too.
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  10700. "Repeat please..." Vrooooom!
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  10701. I could accept Richard Ayoade (Moss from The IT Crowd) because he's charming, funny and eccentric. I'd watch just to see his spin on the role. But Fruity Gatwick was selected on the basis of box-ticking alone. It's sad that a genuinely talented British actor couldn't have got the role instead.
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  10702. You're FIRST, Lee!
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  10703.  @ChrisCoombes  Biggles used 'em, together with Buckingham incendiary ammunition.
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  10704. Mr Ulez would be a great name for a rock group.
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  10705.  @lordengland9747  100% correct.
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  10706.  @jimbothegymbro7086  Your advice is excellent. I'm a hotelier with lots of rooms for students. Mold is a continuous problem. Keep on top of it, don't let it get out of control. Bathroom fans. Anti-mold paint. Fit electric heaters ONLY to walls which are affected. Improve the insulation. If somebody allows a wall to become as bad as the illustration, it's their own feckin fault. Tenant needs to clean the feckin wall - end of problem! If somebody is too stoooopid to flush their toilet after use, that'll soon become a health hazard as well.
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  10707.  @Doug791  Dammit - the Woke Police will kick down my door at any second !!!
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  10708. Just burn the BBC to the ground. I wish.
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  10709.  @georgehetty7857  True. Maybe he doesn't identify as First.
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  10710. @Sasco160 Agreed.
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  10711. Lots of flying wing gliders in the 1930s. The Hortens had experience with prewar gliders. That's where they got the idea.
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  10712. Nothin' over the top here. For over the top, watch the videos by Keef Fluffabout. Citizen journalist, freedom fighter and sex pest.
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  10713. Surely it's easier to command our own nuclear submarines to nuke the UK. Less waiting about for exactly the same result.
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  10714.  @Jax.hellbound  Oh, screaming waycism at every opportunity. How brave of you.
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  10715.  @javiergilvidal1558  Yeah, plus Doug and Dinsdale Piranha were even worse. I apologise if that's an obscure reference.
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  10716.  jhon.francis2.0  mee gude hop yore gude two
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  10717.  @psalmno.51  I've been watching too many episodes of "Law and Order".
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  10718.  @psalmno.51  No, but in every US cop show, the bad guy always lawyers-up.
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  10719. This movie can't be improved upon. A remake would involve Idris Elba playing Dowding. Plus a subplot about a transgender person seeking acceptance within an uncaring homophobic RAF.
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  10720. I've seen it too. Shooting the knife-wielding man who could've killed the children was justified. If the cops paused for two seconds too long, somebody could've received a fatal wound. In retrospect (and hindsight makes us all clever) perhaps a shot fired into the air would've brought the man to his senses.
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  10721.  @DavidSmith-ze2wi  At the oval.
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  10722. The BBC hates you. Hate them back.
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  10723. If our government wanted to stop the illegal migration, it would never have started in the first place. It's not incompetence. It's not a legal problem. This is deliberate ethnic replacement.
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  10724. Muslims worship around a black Borg space ship cube. Resistance is futile. Submit. You will be assimilated. Coincidence?
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  10725.  @thenoobcannon9830  I like that comment, thenoo. Being in the UK, I'll keep a pick axe handle and a claw hammer.
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  10726. FREE JULIAN ASSANGE FIRST !!!
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  10727.  @banyakakal4299  True.
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  10728.  @banyakakal4299  Good job Jezza didn't ask The Stig to do the voiceover.
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  10729.  @Aleyck  Sadly true. But the 2A didn't help on January 6th. Patriotic martyrs are languishing in prison as we read this. Disgusting.
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  10730. The "first past the post" electoral system is unfit for purpose. Newer parties could obtain 30% of the vote without obtaining a single seat. It awards the SNP a monopoly on power without obtaining 50%+ of the vote. England and Wales are a cosy duopoly between Labour and the Tories.
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  10731.  jhõn frąncísz  Skynet. Sarah Connor tried to warn us.
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  10732. I want Andrew to stand for Parliament. Zero chance of winning, but he'll get his message over, raise his profile and earn the respect of the Based.
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  10733.  @MykeLewisMusic  Is that you, Clem?
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  10734.  @quintrankid8045  Never heard of them, but I'll do a search.
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  10735.  @douglas_gemini  Haha!
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  10736. Yeah 'cos you used your systemic white privilege. The BBC told me so.
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  10737. What did Father Ted say? Something about, "Nazis dress in black and order you around and punish you, whereas the Catholic Church..." (Forgive me if I didn't get the quote quite right.)
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  10738.  @wjf0ne  Slaves in the early Roman Empire came from Slavic Europe. Hence the word "Slav" came to denote slaves of every race. Similar situation with the word "serf", derived from the Serbs.
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  10739.  @ElkeVixen  Brian and Stewie HELPED Santa by delivering the gifts. Admittedly they got the wrong house and beat a family to death with a baseball bat, but we all make mistakes.
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  10740.  @Bender_B._Rodriguez  Santa Inc fails because, unlike Family Guy and Futurama, it's not funny. The movie "Airplane!" has jokes about poop and race, but it's funny. You gonna mock blacks or gays or amputees? Make it funny so they can laugh as well. Otherwise it's just nasty.
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  10741. HERE'S A STUPID GAME: Block the road as a climate protester. Get smacked in the mouth by a motorist. I wanna see more of this.
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  10742. I've seen nothing about this trial on the BBC. Funny how BLM didn't protest against the racist murderer.
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  10743.  @SO-12  Me too!
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  10744. Too many people in the UK. Homes have become unaffordable. Opposing immigration is waycist. Welcome to 2021.
    2
  10745. I want Diane Abbott to be the new Labour leader.
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  10746.  @rimshot2270  I would be honoured to see you posting it everywhere.
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  10747. God is on the side of Rittenhouse. So is the ghostly spirit of every one of the US founding fathers.
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  10748. Of for F's sake... Decades have passed and the incomers still can't exist without handouts from Whitey.
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  10749.  @Antyvas  Lightfoot would blame it on white people who hate black lesbians.
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  10750.  @Antyvas  Well yeah duh, she gotta get her per centage 'cos racism n slavery n reparations n sheet.
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  10751.  @stevenfair2288  Three things which are obviously fake: 1.) The MP Michael Fabricant's wig. 2.) The Rwanda plan. 3.) The idea that the cabinet loves Britain.
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  10752.  @shonseibert48  Same here. Hard to know which phrases to avoid. 5pelling wurds inc0rrectly h3lps a b1t but not much.
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  10753. Herbert from Spooner Street has been exonerated.
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  10754. Putin and Xi Ping are laughing at us.
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  10755.  @englishciderlover7347  A trivial correction, all true, but it doesn't dispute the thrust of the original comment.
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  10756.  @scootergeorge9576  A bomber as well. And an Oboe-equipped precision bomber. And a radar-equipped night fighter. And photo-reconnaissance. And torpedo bomber. And they could carry a bloody great big artillery piece for shipping strikes. And a trainer. And a post-war carrier-borne strike-fighter with folding wings. And that's before we get onto the Hornet...
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  10757. Has anybody falsely accused you of rayz izm yet?
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  10758. I've had enough of Kang. I'm voting for Kodos instead.
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  10759. "In space, no one can hear you poop".
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  10760. How about the Sudanese and Nigerian influences on English during the eighth century? Coming soon from the BBC. Probably.
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  10761.  @stevewebster317  I want Diane Abbott as Chancellor of the Exchequer. She'd be based at number 11 Downing Street. But she can't count that high.
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  10762.  @tr4l1975  The Irish district. Both he and O'Bama are Irish.
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  10763.  @AbcDef-ww2gy  You object to people who use the word "woke". That makes you a snowflake as well.
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  10764.  @AbcDef-ww2gy  Aha! You are a triggered angry leftie, spewing insults. How very YouTube.
    2
  10765. Does Keir Starmer have a penis?
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  10766. Sean Connery was a body builder as a young man. Then he cultivated his gravitas as he aged. If all you have in your portfolio is "I used to be pretty", you haven't matured, you've rotted.
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  10767.  @macclift9956  No copyright. Please repeat widely.
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  10768. NEVER FORGET: The BBC hates you. Hate them back.
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  10769. Brand is accused of having fo0ked hundreds of women. Lots of people are jealous of him. If every fo0king was consensual and the woman was aged 16+, he's done nothing wrong.
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  10770. POTUS blames Trump. Greta says it was caused by climate change. Here in the UK, the BBC would blame Brexit. And Trump. And climate change.
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  10771. SOME B*ACK AMERICANS: "I'm impoverished cos slavery from 150 years ago". MANY EAST ASIAN AMERICANS: "My parents arrived in the US as refugees, unable to speak English. They put us through school. Our family owns businesses across five states. My own kids attend medical school and MIT". SOME BL*CK AMERICANS: "We're still not free cos racism n sheet". MANY EAST ASIAN AMERICANS: "Freedom is earned, not given".
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  10772.  @21stcenturyshowgirl  No. But maybe. Imagine it happening to Peter in an episode of Family Guy.
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  10773. troo.
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  10774. The narration repeats stuff which is well-known. Your comment is better.
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  10775. Agreed. Portillo has always been a look-at-me sort of person.
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  10776. YAY!
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  10777.  @Tokinjester  There used to be an expression, "As bent as a three pound note". The term could refer to que*rs or corrupt coppers. Is that homophobic these days?
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  10778. Quagmire's Dad, Ida, would have something to say about this. He was in the US Navy and always loved seamen.
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  10779.  @lullaby218  That too.
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  10780. APU: "Thankyou, come again". Snake is showing his age these days.
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  10781.  @Philcopson  House of Windsor evicts the Ginger Whinger.
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  10782. A "blue blood party". At which point Mr. Lee turns into a bat.
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  10783. The bloke who stabbed two coppers in Leicester Square will be out before Belfield.
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  10784. Nearly.
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  10785.  Ace Adonis  No. Any assassination would need to resemble an accident, not an killing. The British would be unable to control any subsequent French enquiry. If the French discovered it was an assassination, they'd have a loaded gun to hold to the head of the UK for the next hundred years.
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  10786.  @clemobenoit5813  Well said! Maybe Bricky enjoys having his asphalt.
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  10787. Nah. Johnny English.
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  10788. Agreed. Some cultures are more likely to wield blades than others. That's NOT R-wrist. Chances he's called Goldstein: One in a thousand. Chances he's called Wu: About the same. Chances he's called Wilcox, Thompson or Smith: Maybe but it's unlikely. They've mostly been replaced in London.
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  10789. Sky imparts a nasty left-wing narrative to every political story. I want to be informed, not manipulated.
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  10790. Sounds like the kind of show the History Channel would commission. Providing it involves alien flying saucers. 'Cos history.
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  10791. I use loads of cre4t1ve 5pelling but the AI will eventually learn how to recogni5e it.
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  10792.  @andrewyoung749  Real estate in Japan is expensive. A slow, managed decline in the Japanese population means, for the first time in generations, ordinary people can afford a home which is bigger than a postage stamp. Sufficient water for the entire population. Roads will be less busy. A controlled fall in numbers is a good thing. Better than importing Sudanese replacements.
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  10793. I posted a similar comment about, "Mark, please do a video about the Italian air Force during the Battle of Britain" and - BOOM! - A few days later it arrived. Maybe Mark reads our comments.
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  10794.  @AlucardRo  I've seen a TV documentary which implied the same.
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  10795. There are more slaves in Africa today than the entire African-American population of the United States. It's almost as if BLM should do something about that. But let's blame whitey and demand reparations, right?
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  10796.  @Johnny-sj9sj  What... AM I A JOKE TO YOU ?!?! Thanks for cheering me up.
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  10797.  @BoycottChinaa  The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're fooking ourselves.
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  10798.  @anthonyblister3064  Yep. Writing the truth gets me shadow-banned.
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  10799. Remind me: Who's doing the hunting?
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  10800.  @tufty7663  Me too.
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  10801. New surgeons and engineers should be housed in the second homes of the wealthy. To set a good example, start with the second homes of Blair and Lineker. This is equivalent to housing evacuees in the countryside during WW2. Next, put our neuroscientists in the royal palaces. I can guarantee that at that point, every vessel will be turned around, and the beneficial flow of chiropractors and opticians into the UK will immediately cease.
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  10802.  @ant6695  Good catch. Please post this fun fact widely.
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  10803.  @ant6695  Strange: I click on Replies and yours disappears. There is some part of your truth-bomb which YouTube's algorithms doesn't want us to read.
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  10804.  @ant6695  Exactly.
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  10805.  @WilfChadwick  "One potato, two potato, three potato four eleventy seventy-six potato".
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  10806. The Clintons want Trump in a cell, next to Julian Assange. With the same prison guards who turned off Epstein's CCTV camera.
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  10807.  @TheCarnivoreSoprano  It's a threat.
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  10808. JAAAAAAG.
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  10809. I replied to you yesterday but it's disappeared.
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  10810.  @LGreen332  Absolutely none there. But there must be plenty inside your imagination.
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  10811.  @LGreen332  I recently referred to a meatball which begins with the letter "F" and rhymes with "maggot". This was on a cookery video, where I used the word "meatball" in the same sentence. The term is hey 8 speech in the US so it earned me a 24 hour suspension. Slang in the US and UK can have different meanings. Imagine using the "F" word which means a cigarette and rhymes with "bag". Given the American slang meanings, writing "I'm gonna go out and smoke some (*)ags" could be construed as meaning I'm going to shoot people.
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  10812.  @carolramsey6287  I accept everything you say. A friend of mine did clay pigeon shooting at that time. Former Thames Valley cop, currently a magistrate. You're right.
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  10813. White flight.
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  10814. You have insufficient knowledge of the subject to comment on this. USAAF, not USAF. B17 Flying Fortress, not Superfortress. Ne escort was required whilst "headed for Europe". The Red Tails served over Europe, but their accomplishments are recognised to have been exaggerated.
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  10815. You win First Prize for internet comments today.
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  10816. I don't want the BBC defunded or reformed. I want the BBC utterly destroyed.
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  10817. Brandon reminds me of my dog. Both of them like to sniff children but neither can read a teleprompt.
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  10818.  @RodneyYone  True, but I respect Brian as well. He shot and killed the SuperDevil, who's six inches taller than the regular Devil and rides a motorcycle.
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  10819. There are other videos about this murder where no images of the perpetrators are shown. Don't allow the public to see who did this.
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  10820. This is the most important and revealing video which Paul has ever made. Outstanding.
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  10821.  @glennvanzuylen3582  I'm British and I stand with based Aussies, Yanks, Canucks and the entire civilised world in support of our global God-Emperor. Sad to see many of our comments being deleted by YouTube's algorithms.
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  10822. Make Lions Eating Humans Great again.
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  10823. Agreed emphatically, Tigger. But then they'll go after your kids as well.
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  10824.  @TransRoofKorean  Very sad if you spend AGES hammering out a BRILLIANT comment which NOBODY reads. Sometimes good advice can be disappointing. Most people on YouTube get bored before they've reached the end of the sente...
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  10825. Blair is a war criminal.
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  10826. Stealing the UK just like that Chinese bloke did with Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  10827.  @wundurra24  No the NHS didn't "require" Windrush employees. Immigration was the result of a short-sighted duopoly. Labour saw the importation of B people as a means of increasing their share of the vote. Employers saw the importation of B-people as a means of keeping wages low.
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  10828. People can't point this out without being accused of homophobia.
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  10829. Joe couldn't run a tap.
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  10830. Oh look over there, another distraction, look elsewhere.
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  10831. The White Man's Burden?
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  10832. SIMON IF YOU'RE READING THIS - Please glance at the developing story of Norway's horrific archery attack. The BBC's coverage repeatedly describes the man as a Dane, from Norwegian-Danish parents. The BBC fails to report that the killer is a Muslim convert, deliberately lying by omission. Every BBC report (find them on YouTube) also links this attack to a far-right attack of a few years ago, lying by misdirection. The BBC manipulates the truth, in order to present falsehood. But we knew that already.
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  10833. I refuse to fund a corporation which propagandises my ethnic replacement.
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  10834. @sweet hee-haw Is that you, Clem?
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  10835.  @steveturner6770  Starmer heads the Labour Party, which stands in Scotland.
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  10836. FUN FACT: The Guardian newspaper is more than 30% owned by the Saudis, but the paper loses £millions (sometimes TENS of £millions) in perpetuity. Google both facts yourself. So the only reason to buy the Guardian is to manage the news. Add the papers which are part owned by Russian oligarchs and you've got lots of good reasons to disbelieve everything in the MSM.
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  10837. The most anti-semitic film-maker is Mel Brookes. Go figure.
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  10838.  @Curmudgeonist  Different R-word: Realist.
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  10839. Search "Family Guy stubborn as a mule". Go on. Do it now. Come back and tell me what you think.
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  10840. YUP!
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  10841.  @DarthWillSmith  The BBC describes Le Pen as far right. The term is intended as an insult. In reality it means she's very normal, very sensible and very good.
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  10842. Lefties giving nimbys a bad name.
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  10843. BBC blames Trump and Brexit. Maybe.
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  10844.  @robertjohnston8690  I'm usually loitering somewhere on Simon's video, like a gay in a public toilet, hoping for chance encounters with like-minded persons. I'm sorry, that conjures up the wrong kind of image. Hahahahaha!
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  10845.  @williambranch4283  Memories of John Cleese doing his silly walk.
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  10846.  @alexhobbs2352  I know my place.
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  10847. Brian and Stewie discovered the truth about her.
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  10848.  @deltavee2  What was it he said? Something about "We can raise hell for six months, after which I can promise nothing", something like that. Midway came about seven months into the war. Nuff said.
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  10849.  @robanderson473  I never noticed the compressor! I'll look for it!
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  10850. I suspect Liz Truss is Homer Simpson in disguise. Or Peter Griffin. Difficult to see how things could get this bad so quickly.
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  10851.  @songsmith31a  Dowding was criticised by his peers after the Battle for having done a poor job. He was shunted off to lesser roles before being retired. By the 1960s, historians had re-examined the Battle and declared Dowding did an excellent job. TRUE STORY ABOUT THE FINAL SCENE: Dowding was invited to a pre-release screening of the movie. He was very frail, and was rolled into the cinema in a wheel chair. When the lights came up at the end of the movie, Dowding was seen to be weeping. Imagine seeing yourself portrayed by the UK's most revered actor, and having your reputation restored in this way.
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  10852. The BBC claims you only achieved this via siss temm ick Wight advantages.
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  10853.  @Elleking1812  I'm a whitey and I regard Calvin as my blood brother.
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  10854. I left a sensible, funny and non-racist comment here two hours ago. I've returned and it's been deleted.
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  10855.  @simonmilligan7497  My comment read, "Here's a good idea to stop illegal immigration: Dig a big ditch around the UK and fill it with water. Anybody trying to cross without permission can be sent back. That'll work, right?" I thought it was funny because we've already got a big ditch filled with water, but somebody must've reported it as hate-speech.
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  10856.  @simonmilligan7497  I'm surprised Simon's channel still exists.
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  10857.  @garycard1456  As a hoo ight fundamentalist, I oppose the Speaker being hostile to me.
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  10858.  @edj4833  Some intelligent reasoning in this thread. Consider what would've happened if the cyclist arrived a couple of seconds earlier. SPLAT! Regrets, I've had a few...
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  10859.  @stumccabe  Excellent comment. Stu schooled Stacey.
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  10860. We need a hero sent from the future, to save the mother of the future leader of the human resistance against the WEF. OLD GUY: "There's a storm coming". SARAH CONNOR: "I know".
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  10861. I second your wise comment.
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  10862.  @jonathanj.7344  Both are British, but some are more British than others. I myself have African ancestry. The advice of Scott Adams fell though a wormhole in the space-time continuum. My ancestors left Africa about 500 generations ago, because it couldn't be fixed, and trekked into the Caucuses and Europe. They crossed Doggerland and we've been here ever since.
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  10863.  @johnristheanswer  Correct. Just think "vile" and the spelling's gonna be correct.
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  10864. I'd gladly send all of the illegals to Scotland and give them independence.
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  10865.  @drmodestoesq  Agreed.
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  10866. Hard to know whom I despise the most: Piers or the Ginger Whinger.
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  10867. Good morning from the UK!
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  10868.  @susanplatt5331  Abbott also admires Chairman Mao, the dictator who murdered ten times as many people as Hitler. But this is excusable because Mao "did a lot of good things".
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  10869. Enoch tried. The country agreed with Enoch. The elite rejected common sense. And here we are.
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  10870.  @susiewood5329  You're absolutely right. Nailed it. Please repost that as a stand-alone comment. If you arrive on a video early, you'll get a thousand Likes.
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  10871. I want Clarkson for PM. Clarkson can make all the announcements whilst the Captain does all the actual work. The Hamster can do the TV interviews, look cute and win the female vote.
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  10872.  @christophervance1165  We've got different swamps but identical swamp-monsters.
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  10873.  @jonathanj.7344  True.
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  10874. Ninthy.
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  10875. A bit like moderate and radical paedophiles. They both watch the same porn.
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  10876.  @taffyterrier  Read audrey's main comment. Watch and listen to this video. As with becoming an officer in the RAF, it helps if you're non-W.
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  10877.  @d.d.4703  You're right about the "coffin ships", but the slave trade was wiped out decades before that era and Disraeli taking office.
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  10878.  @paulross225  Thanks!
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  10879.  @gommechops  We can't change anything with our first-past-the-post electoral system. A party like Reform could get one third of the national vote, but fail to come first in a single seat. The Uniparty will continue re-electing itself.
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  10880. Lots of excellent comments here.
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  10881. @@user-hh4tz2fx4m I left a reply to this comment 30 minutes ago but it's disappeared.
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  10882. Agreed. I'm fastidious about my tyre pressures and condition. I've had too many near misses over the years. They've frightened me. One extra millimetre of tread makes the difference between stopping, or killing the kid who's chasing his ball.
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  10883.  @mantis10_surf85  Yeah, Trudeau agrees and imitates North Korea.
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  10884. Local residents are protesting about hundreds of fugees being dumped in their midst. There is a remedy. All of them should become signed-up card-carrying members of the party which their MP belongs to. Turn up en masse at the meeting where their association formerly re-adopts their MP for the next election. Dump him/her. Vote for a replacement of their choice. I was a Tory activist for 29 years. TRUST ME: If a few hundred angry locals join their local Conservative or Labour of Lib Dem, they're legally entitled to attend the adoption meeting. Dump the numpty. Replace him/her with a forceful based person.
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  10885.  @danran100  The term "wasp" has existed for many decades.
    2
  10886.  @lizb4156  Agreed, but you're aware I'm not DEFENDING that policy. I'm cracking a joke. Something similar happened when Obama visited Biden at the White House. BIDEN: "Who let you in, boy? You here to clean the toilets?" OBAMA: "No Joe, I'm here to see you". BIDEN: "Well you seen me now, boy. The door's over there". OBAMA: "No, Joe. You forget. I'm Obama". BIDEN: "O'Bama? You don't look Irish to me" OBAMA: "No, Joe, I'm Barrack Obama. I was the black president". BIDEN: "Oh yeah. Yeah. I remember now. I saw that movie". For pity's sake, somebody cracks a joke and it's like lynchin' time in the old south.
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  10887. Beetlejuice for POTUS! Yay! Dominion voting machines will get her there.
    2
  10888. Damn, those Amish and Mennonites have been busy.
    2
  10889.  @antondavidovic3996  All true, Anton.
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  10890. Agreed. Jezza would glue himself to a chair. And Hamster would flip the chair upside-down and be taken to hospital.
    2
  10891. Norman Scott, biting his pillow to extinguish his urge to scream. As Jeremy rammed his wotnot up his rear passage. Exactly like living under the Tories and/or Labour. I know how he felt.
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  10892. This is not governmental incompetence. This is deliberate ethnic replacement. What's Sinn Fein's policy? Kick out the British but accept an African-south Asian invasion instead?
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  10893. Agreed about the hand-warming!
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  10894.  @davtan6031  Yep. I suspect lefties falsely report our comments a hate speech. Use similar phrase in a future comment and Skynet does the rest.
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  10895. Coppers need to decide whose side they're on.
    2
  10896. No government will ever defund the BBC. It would anger the BBC, who'd punish that government with extremely unfavourable coverage. That government would become unelectable. Hence any change to funding will be something like linking it to council tax.
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  10897. Queen Amidala: "So this is how liberty dies. To thunderous applause.".
    2
  10898.  @Kris.G  Yes. After leaving a faulty quotation, I went and checked, returned and edited my original comment to get it right. My view of the EU can be explained by this exchange: VADER: "Put the Princess and the Wookie on my ship". LANDO: "That was never our agreement!" VADER: "I am changing the agreement. Pray we I don't change it any further". Not an exact quote but you get the idea.
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  10899. We're laughing on the Titanic, one minute after the collision.
    2
  10900.  @richardgallagher4880  The bloke who ignored all the warnings and was was asleep when it happened.
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  10901.  Mr Patriot  Evidence needs to be discovered for the Supreme Court to order a rerun in several states. No voting without positive voter ID. Result: Landslide victory for Trump.
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  10902.  @macdietz  Your response is intelligent. Surely if this voter fraud is effectively an attempted coup, Homeland Security could investigate it. The Supreme Court might then order a rerun in a handful of states.
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  10903.  @bluebird6300  I never believed this kind of thing could happen in the US and the UK. This isn't communism. This isn't Nazism. This is something shapeless, nameless, diseased.
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  10904.  @Hopium500  You're right, Tony. But I'd still agree with you, even if you were wrong. I would never, ever disagree with Tony Soprano. If I want to retain my knee caps.
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  10905. "Wear a condom. You're safe with a condom" - official UK Govt. advice during the AIDS outbreak of the 1980s. Security stopped me for having no mask when I went to Tescos a week ago. I showed her my condom-clad willy. I was arrested but the joke's on them. The covid backlog has delayed my court appearance until 2023.
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  10906. Bag over his head next time. Or wear a gorilla suit.
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  10907.  @aleksazunjic9672  I am happy to accept your knowledgeable reply as 100% accurate.
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  10908. Sheep are all equal and own nothing.
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  10909. Gets confused with Croatia. And the UK. And Urania.
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  10910. Diversity + division are the same thing. But Anglophobes call it "inclusion".
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  10911. @cib kur kur Longer than that. The globalists plotted the downfall of Boris since Brexit.
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  10912. Why didn't Peter crash it into Cleveland's house?
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  10913. Why all this concentration on BLACK people? Why not persons of Indian, Chinese or Mediterranean descent?
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  10914.  @trucker4567  I definitely expect Labour to win. I'd love a party like Reform to hold the balance. Under the British electoral system, Reform could achieve one third of the national vote without winning a single seat. Who do I want to win the election? It's like asking, "Do you prefer to die from liver cancer or bowel cancer?" Same feckin result.
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  10915. I want somebody to obtain Harry's DNA sample, possibly via a smear of sweat on a wine glass. Compare Harry's DNA sample with an equivalent sample from Charles, William, Anne or Edward. Next obtain a sample from Major Hewitt, Diana's former riding coach. The comparison might be interesting.
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  10916. Very true. I HUGELY respect Simon, but on this one subject he's mistaken. Naming the city where the docks were bombed implies the city was the target. The casualties suffered by Bomber Command in September '40 were catastrophic.
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  10917. Being heterosexual who opposes paedophiles is also afr irght.
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  10918. Biden can't find Mexico on a map. Biden can't find the map. Biden can't find his trousers without two nurses and a teleprompt.
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  10919. I'm tempted to argue about that, but I'd have a 50/50 chance of falling into the wrong category. A great quotation. Please repeat it widely.
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  10920. "Black Prince"... wasn't that a 1930s motorcycle?
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  10921.  @vanpallandt5799  Arab Israeli? Been going on for how many thousands of years now?
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  10922. It's here now!
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  10923.  @harry.flashman  Hay-soos?
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  10924.  @davidpowell6098  Decades have passed and we still remember the words. Oddly, most of those aliens weren't gender-specific. If Bud Light had been marketed by the Smash space-aliens, there wouldn't have been a backlash.
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  10925.  @sordidsentinel  The next time somebody with an English accent takes hostages, it'll be a baby with a talking dog, demanding the authorities take away the Fat Man's 45 of "Surfin' Bird".
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  10926.  @skylinefever  ZAPHOD FOR PRESIDENT! Because two heads are better than one. Don't panic.
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  10927.  @skylinefever  42.
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  10928.  @shaneintheuk2026  The Spitfire reached its ascendency AFTER the BoB. In some ways the Hurricane did the same. The Hurricane was very tough, had a far better undercart and could remain serviceable in appalling conditions in Burma and north Africa. If you can service and repair a Hurricane faster than a Spitfire, you've doubled the size of your air force. Similar situation with the P40: Obsolete as a fighter, but a very tough old bird.
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  10929.  @timjarred9449  Obama wants a fourth term.
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  10930. Gary Lineker demonstrates there isn't enough racism to go around. He needs to invent it.
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  10931. It's actually a Remainer coup d'etat. Remainers are the people who want to surrender British sovereignty and rejoin the European Union.
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  10932. DAMNED RIGHT!
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  10933.  @miheadhurts  I'm glad you're not Toast.
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  10934. Nice whilst it lasted.
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  10935.  @marklee1194  THANKS! But I'd keep a shotgun as well. For close encounters.
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  10936.  @iap-ug3oy  30 years from now, the UK will resemble Yugoslavia in the 1990s. The living will envy the dead. I fear for my son after I'm gone. It all happened on our watch and we didn't do enough to stop it.
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  10937. Does Nikki snort coke and keep kiddyporn on her computer, then get her Dad to order the FBI to look the other way? If not, Bidet remains a bigger sleazebag.
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  10938. FUN FACT: Twat Valley Police has the lowest rate of arrest of grooming gangs but the highest rate of arrest for sending unkind text messages. This means Twat Valley has NO grooming gangs but thousands of closet far-right neo-Nazi racist bigots. Anybody who claims otherwise is a far right extremist and will be arrested.
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  10939.  jhõn frąncísz  You're usually FIRST on these videos. Unusual to see you arriving after ten minutes.
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  10940.  @LordMalice6d9  Rope is cheaper and gravity costs nothing.
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  10941. "Chicago Cultural Center". HAHAHAHAHA!
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  10942. Unfair.
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  10943. Don't worry, I didn't watch your video. But I listened.
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  10944.  @kmech3rd  I'd never noticed that!
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  10945. The authorities are intending to use drones, to hunt teenagers who are smoking illegally on waste ground. The original idea was to develop big growling balloons to chase them down the street. But the technology isn't quite there yet.
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  10946. Simon has Wyatt Earp's moustache. Somebody should make a movie about Simon, starring Kevin Costner.
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  10947. PREDICTION: The security cameras will be switched off when Donald Trump commits suicide in his prison cell.
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  10948. General Knowledge sounds like the commanding officer in an African coup d'etat.
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  10949.  @dbz9393  GONNA BE BOILED NEXT !!!
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  10950. Maybe for George, but Bedford Falls would've turned to crap. Like many modern cities in the US and the UK.
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  10951.  @scootergeorge9576  Every squadron and geschwader recorded its daily losses. Recorded losses are verifiable. Recorded claimed victories are not. Google Kurt Welter, who claimed to have shot down 26 Mosquitos in his Me 262. His claims were compared with RAF recorded losses after the war. Only three Mosquitos were lost on the days and nights when Welter claimed a victory.
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  10952. I don't rely on anything Prince Harry says.
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  10953.  @jamesbarton1969  Pfffff.
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  10954.  @asterixandobelix195  Sad that we need to spell words cre4t1vely to prevent the algorithms from deleting our comments.
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  10955. I didn't know that!
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  10956. Here in the UK, a leading politician of the 1990s was Michael Portillo. His name is an anagram of "O, lo a limp Hitler".
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  10957.  @lkr8720  The current system is a cosy duopoly between the Tories and Labour. Smaller parties could obtain 30% of the national vote but fail to obtain a single seat. The Brexit Party, the Reform Party and every other non Con/Lab party has any means of obtaining the number of MPs which would match their national support.
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  10958.  @seraphimk3132  Simon doesn't delete comments. That's done by the automatic algorithms and trolls.
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  10959.  @seraphimk3132  True.
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  10960.  @Edmund_Mallory_Hardgrove  Hey EMH - Is it a rainy night there? Sorry, to a Brit like me, Georgia seems kinda romantic.
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  10961.  @alexvesper7820  I feel like Arthur Dent. I look at the new reality and can't understand what's happening or who's pulling the strings. Perhaps the "maximum improbability drive" caused many British cities to become less than 50% British.
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  10962.  @marciveson5794  According to the BBC, half the Normans and the English were black in 1066. I know whom I blame.
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  10963.  @tonyfraser1749  Agreed.
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  10964. True.
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  10965.  @felixthecat3n2  I distrust the police and the judiciary. Alex Belfield got five years for speaking unkind words about BBC celebrities. Too easy to fit-up an innocent person and some people know how to do it.
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  10966.  @gary8306  Haha!
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  10967. That's 'cos you were FIRST. You used your white privilege. The BBC told me so.
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  10968.  @jasonbrown9979  I've sometimes had dreams about it since. The thrill of actually getting the gliding wings on my uniform.
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  10969. I demand reparations from Normandy for their illegal invasion and occupation of England. Gimme money.
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  10970.  @Johnny-sj9sj  That would make a great video on YouTube. (Most people reading your comment won't get our references. They'll imagine you're a far right terrorist, advocating a Fourth Reich.)
    2
  10971. he wuz blaacque, right?
    2
  10972.  @joer9156  Why own a TV? I enjoy watching "Family Guy" and a few other shows. But I won't buy a licence. Obviously.
    2
  10973. 5h1t happens when a PM and her cabinet are selected on the basis of diversity instead of competence.
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  10974.  @TommyAtkins-bd5ky  Early humans first arrived in the British Isles about 750,000 years ago. Their stone tools have been discovered in silt deposits which definitely date from this time. No human bones from that time have yet been discovered. The first nomadic inhabitants retreated south when the ice age arrived, but later returned.
    2
  10975. Both Mary Seacole and Bob Marley had fathers who were white British officers. Hell yeah, the British were hate-filled racists in those days. That's why they married black folk.
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  10976. Maggots are white, therefore waycist.
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  10977.  @jakeq3530  E and G ran a honey trap operation for an intelligence agency.
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  10978.  @rath6375  Smart. I never thought of that.
    2
  10979. ... whilst I see Dennis Moore.
    2
  10980. Yup!
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  10981. Feckin good list there.
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  10982. Importing 500,000 Africans every year will fix this. Right? Yeah all good.
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  10983. I listened to Neil Young's lyrics, but all I could hear was, "Baa baa baa".
    2
  10984. As thick as two short planks. Diane says if both planks are one inch thick, that's five inches in all.
    2
  10985.  @LulaJake  There's a British film from the 1980s, "Eat the Rich". The real-life wrestler Nosher Hughes plays a wrestler who becomes the home secretary. There's a hilarious scene on YouTube, where he storms a terrorist hostage situation. "I'm the 'ome secretary and I can't even type".
    2
  10986. Agreed. Along with Sadiq Khan.
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  10987. Jussie says the two shooters were Scandinavians wearing Trump hats.
    2
  10988.  @YouTubestolemylife  True.
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  10989. Silly narcissistic LBGTQ w4nker. Nobody's looking at him right now, so he throws a hissy-fit tantrum to get attention. Typical.
    2
  10990. Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster count as paganism?
    2
  10991. Screw you guys, I'm going home.
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  10992.  @chrish931  Kubrick had a reputation of forcing his actors and crew to repeat every scene about 50 times before he was satisfied. Imagine doing that with multiple roles. Peter Sellers was not an easy person to deal with either.
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  10993. "Steer two-three-zero..." "Repeat please!" - Vrroooom!
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  10994.  @peninsulageneralgoodsstore  The protesting w4nkers who glued themselves outside can stay where they are through the winter. Their friends can bring duvets, hot water bottles, sandwiches and catheters.
    2
  10995. I'd be delighted if the asteroid arrives sooner than later.
    2
  10996.  @russclark9496  The most dangerous part of any car is the nut which holds the steering wheel.
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  10997.  @normankennith7919  Many years ago, a TV show presented by Noel Edmunds offered a member of the public the chance to do a ludicrous bungee jump. The stunt was rehearsed a few days prior to filming. The bungee cable wasn't secured at the top. The person jumped for his rehearsal and fell 100 feet to his death. The death was the responsibility of the person who was doing the training, because the member of the public had no way of knowing what should've been secured. Flintoff is experienced, but knowingly did a stupid stunt and hurts himself. Many people might share the blame, but the decision to GO was Flintoff's.
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  10998.  @bhew7409  We'll both know a lot more if ever the footage is released.
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  10999.  @peterbett3076  He's suing people. If he blamed himself, he'd have no case.
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  11000. I've just returned from a camping holiday in south west England. Very friendly Zero diverse people. I didn't get mugged or stabbed, even once. Coincidence?
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  11001.  @millwallholdings  One of the tasks of any chancellor is to close tax loopholes, to prevent wealthy persons from transferring their businesses into the name of a family member and registering the business in a foreign state as a tax dodge. Instead, Nadhim Zahawi kept the loophole open and used the technique himself. Something similar happened with the billionaire wife of Rishi Sunak. By comparison, the loan offered to Boris is very small beer. But it doesn't justify him getting a free pass.
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  11002.  @nicholasmorrill4711  1984 + Fahrenheit 451 = 2022.
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  11003. Here's a BETTER idea to stop illegal migration: Let's dig a huge trench around the UK and fill it with water. That'll stop them, right?
    2
  11004.  @darrenfogel717  I click on Replies and yours disappears. Some part of your short inoffensive comment angered YouTube's algorithms. Go figure.
    2
  11005.  @coleslaw9181  Where was this filmed? Peckham?
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  11006.  @EnjoySynthSounds  I click on Replies and your comment about Clint disappears. Somehow YT's algorithms disapprove of it.
    2
  11007.  @crabby7668  Our electoral system needs a complete overhaul. It'll never happen, because the corrupt parties which benefit from the present system would be disadvantaged with an honest and fair system.
    2
  11008.  @2tone209  Yippee - I'm pleased you saw it!
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  11009. We are sheep led by donkeys.
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  11010.  @unusedsub3003  Your comment is needlessly offensive. My home sustained several burglaries. During one burglary, the three criminals beat the eff out of me and put me in hospital. That kind of experience made me invest in an armoured anti-knife jacket, anti-blade gloves to enable me to grab a knife, CCTV, red dye spray (pepper spray is illegal) and a Rottweiler.
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  11011.  @clairehayward4521  I always wanted a pet pig, but there are many problems associated with their being classed as farm animals. The "foot and mouth" regulations mean I'd be unable to take him for walks. Pigs are intelligent and can be trained like dogs. Heavier than any dog, intelligent and ferocious in home-defence. I would've taught my pig to skateboard and call him Elvis.
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  11012. Excellent comment. Please repeat widely.
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  11013.  Joe Biden is Your President! Get Over It!!!  NICE!
    2
  11014.  @rudytrujillo2238  We need a clearer, simpler electoral system. No registration without ID. No voting without ID. No machines. It prevents the dice from being loaded. What's happened has already happened. The future is at stake.
    2
  11015.  @CASPB  No probs. I wish I'd joined UKIP when they started. With my background, I might've been selected as a candidate and become an MEP. Instead I stuck with the Tories. These days I've given up, like a passenger on the Titanic who sees the last life boat has gone.
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  11016.  @johnbowkett80  Mr. Powell's biography had just been published. I persuaded a local book shop to pay for hiring the hotel reception room where the fringe meeting took place. He signed dozens of books that day, and the shop was delighted with their investment. Sadly, I missed out and didn't buy a signed book, because they were pricey and I was nearly broke at the time. Ah, regrets.
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  11017. Sadly, our electoral system guarantees a Labour or Conservative victory.
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  11018.  @luckybag6814  "Calm down, calm down..."
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  11019.  @sleepingwarrior4618  Damn, that's a fine detailed reply! Thanks!
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  11020. Good comment. Please repeat widely. It deserves to be seen.
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  11021.  @c.h2750  Strangely, I click on Replies and yours disappears. Funny how some comments upset YT's algorithms.
    2
  11022. Gary is the greatest black woman in English football history.
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  11023. With a pointy stick, you don't need an iron tip.
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  11024. If the government wants to stop the migrants, they should dig a long trench around the UK and fill it with sea water. That'd work, right? Right? If all else fails, cease giving free accommodation to illegal migrants.
    2
  11025.  @wadegarret  I wanted to take "Toxteth O'Grady" as my YouTube name, but somebody else was already using it.
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  11026.  @wadegarret  Haha! Trouble is: We're showing our age.
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  11027. If you buy a licence, you're funding this.
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  11028. Always the same people doing the attacking.
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  11029.  @topsuperseven7910  I stole the line from "Futurama". Also Futurama: "DESTROY ALL HUMANS!"
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  11030.  @jimrodda  I've got a business which for many years had an RNLI collection box. Insert a coin and it rocks the little plastic figures as it descends. Two weeks ago, I smashed it with a hammer and put it in the recycling bin.
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  11031.  @jackieknight5804  The RNLI has done a Bud Lite on its supporters.
    2
  11032. Hahahahaha!
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  11033.  @sirmikalus9923  Unfair to describe me as a fool. If Trump runs and Kamala gets in, we'll all have much to regret.
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  11034.  @georgehetty7857  He's a vampire these days.
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  11035.  @MychKevushi  THANKS! I see Simon did a video about the woman. Gonna watch it shortly. Also, please look up Mansa Musa.
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  11036.  @Maimitti  Strangely, YouTube's algorithms have hidden your comment. I click on Replies and it disappears. Interesting that you mention frogs. Like Meghan, Miss Piggy was upset when she visited her in-laws. All the frogs wondered how pink their tadpoles might be.
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  11037.  @thelleftaremad7556  Yes but... surely that description matches both of them.
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  11038.  @koko2bware  Carrie demanded a fast erection but Boris misheard her.
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  11039.  @stephenboyd4934  If voting changed anything, the bastards wouldn't let us do it.
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  11040. I want to see Jimmy Carr go into a boxing ring with Keith Kuntabout. (Loves a drink, loves a tear-up). They're both cancelled. It'd be a good way to earn some money.
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  11041. BIG FECKIN DEAL! So what?
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  11042. Are you in the US? Identical here in the UK. Same as Canada, France, Italy...
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  11043. Marx is rolling in his grave and thinking, "No, don't blame me for this as well".
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  11044.  @2tone209  Slag or slang?
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  11045. Goodbye to bad rubbish.
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  11046.  @robbielawson4828  They're doing it already.
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  11047.  hiOOxkr magkis  Enoch was at the mast head, saw what was in front of us and gave us plenty of warning.
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  11048.  @denesebaker3270  I'm British. If the US founding fathers had waited for God's intervention, the US would still be a series of British colonies. If I'd been a colonist in 1776, I probably would've been a rebel.
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  11049.  @thetruthwillmakeyoufree6738  Agreed 100%. Every country has a different swamp but identical swamp-monsters. We stand or fall together.
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  11050.  @wandobudwell3088  Agreed. If it's a straight Biden victory, we can all live with that. But it's not.
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  11051.  @bayyayybah460  There's a huge amount of evidence, revealing the electoral system is seriously flawed and open to abuse. Whether that's down to incompetence or deliberate fraud remains to be seen.
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  11052.  @antoinepowell649  You are believing fake news. The MSM would cease to exist without sheep like you.
    2
  11053.  Steve Terry  hahahahaha!
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  11054. I'd welcome a HUGE bomb taking out both the Commons and the Lords. Nothing of value will be lost.
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  11055. Jimmy Savile got away with it in the same way.
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  11056. Gary Glitter is more respected than Liz Truss.
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  11057. You're correct! Read his Wiki biography! But this defames other b'stards. In the same way that incestuous dads object to Fred West ruining the reputation of incestuous dads.
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  11058.  @williamcobbett4943  A bit like a bloke born in Bethlehem 2000 years ago. Raised as a J. Unsure about who his dad was. EDIT - I left a DIFFERENT comment here yesterday, which has been deleted.
    2
  11059.  @hen5526  Kleptocracy?
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  11060.  @barneymagee3285  Easy to see sway knows feckall. He refers to Cromwell's glorious revolution. Even though Cromwell died decades before the glorious revolution.
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  11061. (IN HARRY HILL'S VOICE) Rishi is a nasty conniving dipsh*t and Keir is another nasty conniving dipsh*t. But who's the nastiest and most conniving dipsh*t? Only one way to find out... FIGHT!
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  11062. ANDY IF YOU'RE READING THIS: One of your recent videos asked whether your subscribers want you to interact with us. Here's something Ex Army Paz does. If a woke pr*ck leaves a nasty comment, Paz pins it at the top. Subscribers see it.We respond by tearing the pr*ck to pieces. No comments from Paz himself required.
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  11063.  @timothy4557  ONE armpit? They usually come in pairs.
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  11064.  @gdawg614  I expect it'll be banned any day now. Jokes about gays, blacks, Jews, Christians, several racial stereotypes, abortion, amputees, paedophilia, veterans with PTSD, bestiality...(100 other categories omitted) and women called Shirley. And what's funny about a crashing airliner anyway? Let's ban funny. Yeah. Yeah. Fixed.
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  11065.  @dylanb4494  YES!
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  11066.  @randylahey8207  They're all on instruments.
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  11067.  @thehammer9599  Demographics don't lie.
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  11068.  @markmewordz6860  If Germany had surrendered quickly as it had in 1945, German civilians would've received aid as they did in 1945.
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  11069.  @alanchilds1456  The bastards had it coming. As Basil said, "You started it, you invaded Poland".
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  11070.  @spitfiremark1a768  Nice to see you again, Spitty!
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  11071.  @choughed3072  Whilst Germany was being bombed, they were still murdering people in the camps and as slave labourers. They had it coming. Fire doesn't just burn. It also cleanses.
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  11072.  @MarkJones-ji8fd  Britain's only desire at Versailles was to see the German Navy neutralised. Churchill regarded the French desire for reparations at Versailles as needlessly vengeful and humiliating. He knew it might cause a future war. He stated at the time, "This is not a peace. It is a ceasefire for 20 years".
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  11073.  @mrfireblade900cc  No. That's completely wrong. The RAF bombed naval dockyards in Germany from September 1939. This is NOT bombing civilians. The RAF received a mauling, so moved to dropping propaganda leaflets over cities at night. The bombing of cities was expressly forbidden. Meanwhile, the Luftwaffe had bombed the hell out of Warsaw and later Rotterdam. No German CITIES were bombed (apart from their Kriegsmarine shipyards) until AFTER the Germans bombed London. Which was, incidentally, the turning point in the Battle of Britain.
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  11074.  @mrfireblade900cc  Yeah, Germany never wanted a war. Tell that to the Czechs, the Slovaks, the Greeks, the Albanians, the Yugoslavs, the Belgians, the Dutch, the Norwegians, the Danes, the Poles, the Russians... Defending Hitler marks you out as a very special person.
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  11075.  @chucku00  I accept your comment. Liked.
    2
  11076. Welcome to Wakanda.
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  11077.  @barry_gooch_baked299  Kerbs are f*ckin' racists, but I've never seen them called out for it on the mainstream media.
    2
  11078. Beautiful. Thankyou.
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  11079.  @bbcfakenews9677  There are black folk getting into universities, ahead of white teenagers with better A-levels. Those BAME people will leave uni with useless degrees, and claim they can only get a job in a supermarket because of white oppression.
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  11080.  @joesavage2269  Is that you, Clem? (Confused Americans should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  11081.  @josedorsaith5261  True.
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  11082.  @teresahall8762  Don't need to be Christians, just people who respect our culture. And in small numbers.
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  11083.  @finlaymcdiarmid5832  Are you in the UK? I've seen the TV documentary on Channel 5 on two occasions. It's also on YouTube, but I don't remember the documentary's name. Lots of strange things happened that day. The final head shot is most likely friendly fire, but JFK would've died from the throat-shot anyway.
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  11084.  @finlaymcdiarmid5832  I had a search a couple of hours ago. I can't find the title.
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  11085. Imagine if I showed my willy to a nurse or a doctor and they didn't know what it was. I think I'll go to my local hospital this afternoon and show my willy to random members of staff. I already do that in supermarkets, but now my hobby has a political purpose.
    2
  11086.  @arcturianstarport8949  A great idea for April 1st!
    2
  11087. She is not worth a reply either.
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  11088.  @rb1062  We'll know who did this if the cops decline to release his mugshot.
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  11089. This policy was always planned to fail.
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  11090. Blair deserves Mussolini's fate. Provide seating and sell tickets. I'd laugh so hard I'd break a rib.
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  11091. There are passages in the Koran where Mohammed orders Muslims to murder Jews, Christians and gays. Extremist bigots are often afraid to show their faces.
    2
  11092. YAY!
    2
  11093. That would be an ecumenical matter.
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  11094. The UK will become an Islamic republic soon anyway. I'm sorry, we're on the Titanic one minute after the collision. The disaster is already set in motion and it's inevitable now. Utter nightmare.
    2
  11095. Putin says he invaded Ukraine to get rid of the neo-Nazis. Surely that's a job for social workers and the BBC.
    2
  11096. I'm a hotelier. My role model is Norman Bates. But I deeply respect Basil Fawlty and HH Holmes as well.
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  11097.  @phildyrtt6433  O'Bama doesn't look Irish to me.
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  11098.  @kittytrail  I can't read anything about a Swedish elk without remembering Monty Python's Holy Grail.
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  11099. Speedbird!
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  11100.  @Clipgatherer  I think the reply left by James was funny.
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  11101.  @richardbrown8099  Yore a spelin Narzi ant litrully Hilter. But you're correct.
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  11102. Thanks, copper. Please continue to give us insights.
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  11103.  @emberlyhemmes3895  "You people should read a book sometime..." That's a needlessly hostile comment.
    2
  11104. It stinks.
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  11105. I'm a victim of anglophobia.
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  11106. Yeah 'cos you've got white privilege and your ancestors owned slaves and and and... I'm sorry, I made the mistake of actually listening to Kamala.
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  11107. Only 'cos you used your siss temm ique Wight privilege, you way sist. The Guardian would certainly agree.
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  11108. She identifies as a woman? That's transphobic.
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  11109. Watch out, Geoff. Your bank account will be closed and your savings confiscated in three, two, one...
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  11110. W*ite flight.
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  11111. Labour and Conservatives are identical. We're forking doomed.
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  11112. "Statutes" or "statues"?
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  11113.  @sojounourtruth2980 The UK accepted more than a million LEGAL migrants in 2022. Most of them won't return home. No names or pack drill, but I'm in a professional position where I see migrants arriving for university courses from India and west Africa. Many can barely read English. Many arrive with other family members, including children. Nearly all of them use their right of entry to remain in the UK after their studies. Virtually none of them return to their own countries after the end of their courses.
    2
  11114.  @jeannemillsom9300  Couldn't be published today unless it's about a gay B-child, suffering oppression at the hands of W-people.
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  11115.  Maryanne Kenny  Derived from the word "Saxon", so I'm told.
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  11116. It was always a banker's war. Compel western countries to borrow $billions to supply arms and equipment to Ukraine.
    2
  11117.  @laurencesmith1435  That's a LONG crossing. Is it possible to train "bully" dogs to wear flippers and snorkels?
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  11118. Heather Mills-McCartney is a nasty narcissist who married a naive wealthy man for his money. Meghan Markle is a nasty narcissist who married a naive wealthy man for his money. But which of these two gold-diggers is the nastiest and most narcissistic? Only one way to find out - FIGHT!
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  11119. Simon inherited his moustache from Hereward the Wake.
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  11120. Good use of capital letters. I see what you did there.
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  11121. Biden can't find Ukraine on a map. Biden can't find the map. Biden can't find his trousers without a nurse to help him. BIDEN: "Goddammit, the UK has invaded Russia, what are those British up to?"
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  11122.  @stephenhayesuk  Agreed, don't give ammunition which our enemies can use against us. I've never disliked Diane 'cos she's b laque, Heather Mills-McCartney 'cos she's got a missing leg or Shamima Begum 'cos she's a widow. Plenty of other good reasons. I'd dislike a blue-eyed Scandinavian gal if she gave me reason.
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  11123.  @mikeconnors3880  Too many things to list.
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  11124. Yay!
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  11125.  @saffronskies333  No. The Ukraine was forced into a union with Russia during the 1920s. Russia ensured its dominance via the Holodomor Genocide, find it on YouTube. Possibly as many as 10,000,000 Ukrainians were starved and murdered, more than the Jews murdered by the Nazis. Ukraine gained its independence when the USSR collapsed. The memory of the genocide still burns in Ukrainians. Persons who fear the Russian bear are falsely described as Nazis by the Russians.
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  11126.  @hades0572  The Gladiator would be an effective helicopter-killer, especially if it could be equipped with a pair of heat-seeking missiles.
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  11127.  @zackcoggins9752  THANKYOU for this comment, I will comply with your good advice and endeavour to be clearer next time. A bit like the phrase, "ANTIFA fought with the police". Does that mean fighting alongside the police or against them? One of my favourite jokes, which I've put on several military videos: "I fought with the US Rangers. I fought with the Royal Marines. I fought with the French Foreign Legion. I couldn't walk into a military bar anywhere without getting the (r4p beaten out of me".
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  11128.  @ScragNath  YES! There are already too many phrases I can't use, because somebody has previously falsely-reported my comments as H8 speech. For example, I can only refer to "Brandon" because all of my comments which state his real name get cancelled by the Al Gore rhythms.
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  11129. How many hundreds of US servicemen died for nothing? How many $billions did the US waste? Now add the lives and treasure sacrificed by allies of the US. Trump was right. Stay out of foreign wars.
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  11130. I'd gladly sell pictures of my knob for 35 grand.
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  11131.  @danwinter1040  Agreed. What if the great heroes from history sat by and watched, instead of immediately acting? PAUL REVERE: "Nobody told me to raise the alarm, so I didn't". DOOLITTLE: "Nobody told me to raid Japan from carriers, so I didn't". NEIL ARMSTRONG: "Nobody told me to become a test pilot and astronaut, which is why I worked for 45 years in a grocery store". For f*ck's sake: A nutter is murdering children. What's the ONE job you're supposed to do?
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  11132. Tears in my eyes right now, just thinking about it. Literally.
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  11133.  @oliverm3696  Rome wasn't built in a day. But it was burned to the ground in a single night.
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  11134. John Redwood is a great man. He was vocally pro-Brexit decades before the term was invented. He could've shut his mouth and advanced his career. Instead he spoke the truth and deleted himself from cabinet ever since.
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  11135. "Archer"? A good piece of kit to take into the danger zone.
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  11136. They'll do it to Trump if they can.
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  11137. Hitler was to have been conscripted into the Austrian army but was declined. Upon annexing Austria, Hitler sent a team to seize and destroy the records pertaining to this. From memory, I think this was referenced in Hugh Trevor-Roper's biography. It would be interesting to know what Hitler didn't want to see revealed.
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  11138.  @behemothfan1990  I love your name, Winston.
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  11139.  @sikugord03  No chance of winning, but they will pull lots of votes away from the other candidates and allow an unexpected victor.
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  11140. Real-life groups include old folk, young folk, kids, lots of women, people with beer guts, people with eccentric costumes and nobody is so disciplined as to walk in line on command.
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  11141. Your comment is perceptive. True.
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  11142. I'm British and I concur.
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  11143.  @beatglauser9444  I wouldn't believe anything the Soviets claimed.
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  11144.  @frankreynolds4547  Haha!
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  11145.  @thomasm9552  That too.
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  11146. I just don't get how a healthy adult male can be disrespectful about looking at pictures of naked ladies. I've enjoyed looking at pictures of ladyparts since my mid-teens.
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  11147. He woz a goood boi, gettin' his life together, did'n mean no harm, racist cops pickin on him.
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  11148. WONDERFUL to see Mahyar on national TV. The BBC regards Mahyar as a far-right neo-Nazi white supremacist race bigot. Another good reason not to pay your BBC tax.
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  11149.  @imakrewitatl  Remember: Only six months divide conspiracy theories from fact.
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  11150. Harry Nice But Dim. Life-lessons learned from Wayne and Waynetta Slob. Wanted a brown baby. Gave his kids stupid names. But he's considerably richer than us.
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  11151. Oh stop it. There's far more quips like this in an episode of Father Ted.
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  11152.  @kathleenmcmanus8509  That would be an ecumenical matter.
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  11153.  @psalmno.51  Thankyou for reading my joke without rebuking me. May your God go with you.
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  11154.  @brianredmond4919  Yep.
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  11155. Peppa Pig is offensive to Muslims and Jews. BAN HER!
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  11156.  @qfina  During the Vietnam War, thousands of Americans fled to Canada to dodge the draft. Meanwhile, approximately the same number of Canadians went to the US and volunteered to fight in the US armed services. Many people around the globe see the US struggle for truth and civilisation to be their struggle as well. Don't disrespect messages of goodwill from other countries.
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  11157.  @ianstobie  If socialists understood economics, they wouldn't be socialists. There's a leftie campaigner here in the UK. I've watched his videos because he's virulently anti-lockdown. A lifelong firm Marxist campaigner and speaker. He's posted a video in which he's being evicted from his one-room apartment, because he can't pay the rent.
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  11158. Fascinating. Excellent video graphics and editing. Lots of efforts went into this video. Well Done, mate.
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  11159. Possibly. Your comment and one other carry the statement "1 minute ago".
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  11160.  @arn1905  Some reports claim the driver realised the bomber intended blow himself up inside the hospital. The driver refused to let the bomber exit the vehicle, and locked the doors with himself still in the car. This might be mistaken information. IF IF IF confirmed, it's equivalent to a soldier saving his mates, by throwing himself on a grenade and smothering the explosion.
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  11161.  @tomburke198  You might be correct. Early reports might be in error.
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  11162.  @bettyswunghole3310  Andrew tells the truth. That's why the coppers will shortly kick in Andrew's door and arrest him.
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  11163. I doubt they can stop virtue signalling. It's very much easier than actual police work.
    2
  11164. Sometimes it helps people get elected to office. Cho Bei Deng changed his name in order to get elected.
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  11165.  @GlasPthalocyanine  How can anyone mispronounce "Pica Pica"?
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  11166.  @GlasPthalocyanine  As a Cornishman, I always thought the actor Robert Newton spoke English perfectly. "Ayaarrgghhh, pieces of eight".
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  11167.  @adrianandy5878  BRIAN GRIFFIN: "I'm not racist, I watch tons of black porn".
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  11168.  @chilomine839  Agreed. I'm white, my wife is oriental and our son is halfnhalf. As soon as he was old enough, I showed him the clip from the first JJ Abrams "Star Trek" movie, where three older Vulcan boys intimidate the boy Spock. I told my son, "If ever anybody insults your mum, you have my 100% approval to do what Spock did".
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  11169. Here in the UK, the BBC claims many voters will boycott the election. As you say: Getting their false excuse ready, just in case.
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  11170.  @shongololo9778  Yep.
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  11171.  @aevans-jl9ym  We're watching the collapse of western civilisation.
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  11172. This was definitely some kind of optical illusion. Any solid object moving through the air at that kind if speed would leave a trail of condensed vapour. No vapour trail = optical illusion.
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  11173. Yeah, but the bombing of Pearl Harbor was mostly peaceful.
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  11174. I'd like Styx to discuss the Pastafarian heaven. A stripper factory, a beer volcano and everyone dressed as a pirate. Aaarrgghhh, I be lookin' forward to that!
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  11175.  @dizstruxshon1012  I love the scene where a bloke asks Eddie, "Any relation?" Eddie becomes gleeful and replies, "As a matter of fact, YES!"
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  11176. @Wilhelm Schwanz It's a joke, dude. I could have written tax inspectors, but they're irrelevant unless you're self-employed.
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  11177.  @onestepbeyond5221  AGREED.
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  11178.  @flynick  Funny how wearing a moustache in the 21st century probably means the person is gay.
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  11179. I've got zero respect for your guy, after seeing how He tried to seduce Lois.
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  11180.  @brendanpells912  All true. I'm told those Hurricanes were borrowed from the Portuguese air force. The Hurricane became obsolete later in 1940, because the bombers mostly came over at night. However, the 109s continued coming over in very large numbers at very great altitude. They intended to lure Fighter Command into the air, whereupon the 109s could fall upon them from out of the sun. The Spitfire flew well at high altitude, whereas the Hurricane's performance suffered a marked drop-off. Hence their obsolescence as an interceptor. The Hurricane remained preferable in far-flung conflicts, because it was easier to maintain. Doubling the serviceability of your aircraft means you've doubled the size of your air force. But we're getting off-topic.
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  11181.  @dangallagher5058  Agreed. History is a comfortable place because we know what happened. But this, THIS is feckin frightening.
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  11182. Diane has TWO chips on her shoulder. But, being Diane, she can't count that high.
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  11183. Yes.
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  11184.  @chchedda  It's coming!
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  11185.  @chchedda  Yep.
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  11186.  @benratcliffe6307  True.
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  11187. Reminds me of a Futurama episode about "snoo snoo".
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  11188.  @FerdinandFake  Live long and pasta!
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  11189.  @brawndothethirstmutilator9848  Good Sopranos reference. Maybe nobody except you and I will get it.
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  11190. Good comment. Please repeat widely.
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  11191. Sad to see how many comments get deleted. Hence our need to spell wurdz cre4t1vly.
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  11192. GOOD WORK.
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  11193.  @dicemaster6518  That's waycist!
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  11194. Eye opp tootie toney!
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  11195.  @rustynail6819  Agreed. The future Islamic Republic of Britainistan faces as bleak a future.
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  11196.  @GrandpaRust  Whenever my comment uses creepy Joe's surname, YouTube renders my comment invisible. That's usually because someone falsely-reported my comment as offensive, and the Al Gore rhythms remember my phrasing. Strange how YT permits my use of foul language, but using Joe's surname is unacceptable.
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  11197.  @Blackraptor1234  You and I have a grandstand view of the collapse of western civilisation. We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. The lights are still on. The band still plays. Why worry?
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  11198. Surely you need to mention "Airplane!". And don't call me Shirley.
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  11199.  @2bullcrap  Family Guy did.
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  11200.  @Thecommentator-hc1fz  I hope air traffic controllers are never diversity-hires.
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  11201.  @iap-ug3oy  I don't think the voting card is compulsory. I haven't taken mine with me in decades. I go to the table, state my name and address and it's crossed-off. The bigger threat is "community activists" from a specific ethnicity, who compile postal votes on behalf of everyone they know.
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  11202. "You look like the kind of angel I'd get".
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  11203.  @MrTudwud  "Starmer isn't a leader". Starmer doesn't know what a leader looks like. As with a woman.
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  11204. The Sweeney's doin' 90 'cos they've got nowhere to go..."
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  11205. JEEEEEEEZUS what the fook...!
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  11206. Who on earth could have predicted closing half the UK's businesses for a year and a half might have serious longterm consequences? Certainly NOBODY in power.
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  11207. We need more black people working in air traffic control. That'll fix the problem, right? Make air traffic control diverse. Yeah all good.
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  11208. There was a TV series in the 1970s called "The Lotus Eaters". Carl does look a bit like a bearded Brian Blessed.
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  11209.  @jiggsborah7041  "I'll have what Simon's having".
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  11210.  @araftryffan7804  YES! And unlike Whoopi, Sammy was a really nice person and hugely talented.
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  11211. People can also buy certificates which declare themselves Jedi knights. A bit of fun. Nobody believes it's real.
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  11212.  @leahwooding5657  She's become an Old Git but doesn't know it.
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  11213.  @elizabethcsicsery-ronay1633  I dunno anything except the name. Sorry, a gap in my knowledge. Mebbe that makes me seem stooopid, but not so stooopid as to discuss stuff I know nuffin about.
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  11214. As a Brit, I share your pain. Lots of Aussies, Canucks and Kiwis feel the same way.
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  11215. Hunter Biden's laptop is full of brilliant pictures.
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  11216.  @Evexified  It's almost like the races are in fact different, and each has attributes which the other doesn't possess. But if a scientist said that, he'd be sacked and made permanently unemployable.
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  11217. Exactly the same thing happened to me.
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  11218. Covid did it.
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  11219. The "co-prosperity sphere".
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  11220. We don't have enough military to deliver petrol any more.
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  11221. "I faked my orgasms".
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  11222. Remind me: Who's doing the hunting, Lebron?
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  11223. This slo-mo crash was almost as frightening as the "nearly catastrophic" slo-mo chase around Manhattan suffered by Harry and Meg.
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  11224. You are indeed FIRST. Two others claim the title but you beat them.
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  11225. No that's unfair. Harry has a reputation for being a ginger whinger, a liar, a screaming little girl who throws tantrums and hissy-fits. That's Harry's reputation. I hope he goes to law and sharpens his reputation even more.
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  11226. Julian Assange would delve into the records and discover the truth very quickly. That's why they keep him locked up.
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  11227.  @jimcoulter5877  Agreed. Because Joey's uncle gave them indigestion.
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  11228.  @denysecoop7356  Americans say "Britisher" the whole time. In reality it's a non-word. The correct word is "Briton". It's possible the Americans adopted from the German word, "Britischer".
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  11229. I was keen to adapt a nail gun as an emergency weapon, as in some movies. I've looked on YouTube. Apparently nail guns can't be adapted so easily as in the movies.
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  11230. Good point.
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  11231.  @TheBucketSkill  Mao's Great Leap Forward murdered 50,000,000 people. But maybe Stalin was correct. 50 deaths is a tragedy. 50,000,000 is a statistic.
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  11232.  @Danko_Sekulic  I've received another warning from YouTube, alleging I've broken community guidelines. Again.
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  11233. There will ALWAYS be a demand for plumbers. And they get paid more than school teachers.
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  11234. @Baconbob760 And Trump. Or climate change.
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  11235.  @georgehetty7857  In case you can catch it - the TV documentary was on Freeview Channel 11, about the history of Rolling Stone magazine. There might be a repeat.
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  11236. Only one thing is more fooked than the current POTUS. The current British PM.
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  11237.  @da90sReAlvloc  True, maybe there's a Wiki biography. I'm happy to accept the goodwill and guidance of persons whose parentage is from a different country or culture. If they're firmly capitalist and love our country, they're welcome to contribute to the UK. Good example: The YouTuber Mahyar Tousi.
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  11238.  @millennium677  I stole the line from "Futurama". Another favourite line from the show is Bender Rodriguez shouting, "DESTROY ALL HUMANS!"
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  11239. LGB, FJB.
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  11240.  @Celtictribes  The living will envy the dead.
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  11241.  @narcosniper78  Is that you, Clem?
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  11242.  @Celtictribes  Do not go softly into the long dark night.
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  11243.  @narcosniper78  I'm actually Bill, Ray's albino brother. He allows me to use his computer when it's too sunny for me to go outside. (Lots of confused people reading our comments.)
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  11244. Who the f*ck cares whether the UK was racist a hundred years ago? I wasn't there and neither were you. I'm not gonna accept blame for it, and no black folk who are alive today can claim to have suffered. But hey let's blame Whitey, and anybody who refuses to prostate themselves in apology is a waycist.
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  11245.  @ChristineRead-ck1uq  True. I became very ill during covid (not covid, something else) and all I got was a telephone consultation with the NHS hospital specialist. He misdiagnosed me and prescribed medication which was worse than useless. I became profoundly ill. Waited weeks to see my GP. He booked me for a blood test for two weeks later, and a follow-up appointment after five weeks. Went home. Phoned a private GP who saw me the next morning. Urine and blood tests revealed I was profoundly ill. Immediate steroids and more saved my life. Clap for the NHS? No.
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  11246.  @roberthopwood3758  Is that you, Clem? (Confused non-Brits should search "Ray bloody Purchase.)
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  11247.  @thedave7760  TOAST? Don't mention that horrid man to me .
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  11248. "White flight".
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  11249. My farts are invisible as well.
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  11250.  @aaronbeat1136  It all depends on the position taken by our monarch. The police and armed services swear allegiance to the monarch, not the flag or the state. Perhaps the monarch will side with our new invaders.
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  11251.  @elainetalbot469  No, Justin has done newspaper interviews about it. His mum was a drunken slattern, his REAL father was not the person whom she married. Jesus probably had a fraught conversation with His own mum. "My son, there was this holy spirit, and he said to me..."
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  11252. "Va"?
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  11253.  @EdNashsMilitaryMatters  Hey Ed - Please look up the 1980s proposal to re-introduce the North American Mustang, with a gas turbine engine and modern avionics. It was intended as a groundfire-suppression aircraft, to fight alongside the Warthog. It never made production, otherwise it might have been in the first Gulf War.
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  11254.  @stevetodd7030  Which page was the highlight of the book? Was it Page 73? Or am I thinking of the other book? I still remember a kid bringing a copy to school. We all fell about laughing. Bought my own copy immediately I had a job.
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  11255.  @notgonnaduit6315  Your comment embarrasses the gooberment... I mean, government. Go to prison for 14 years.
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  11256. The last time there were this many J-hating socialists in one place, it was Nuremberg in the 1930s.
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  11257.  @saraheverardsrapers3910  But if you keep your mouth shut, the Court will be informed and the jury / magistrates might infer your guilt.
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  11258. AY UP FATHER TED AS WELL!
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  11259. Slavery continued after abolition. Thousands of poor people were convicted of petty crimes and transported to the colonies. Conditions were as bad as those faced by any African slave. Look up the story of the Tolpuddle Martyrs.
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  11260.  @grannyannie6744  WOW! I'm learning stuff!
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  11261. I'm British and in the UK. God Bless America, God Bless Trump. The UK and US have different swamps but identical swamp-monsters. This has been an attempted coup d'etat against the POTUS. Voter fraud needs to be investigated by Homeland Security and the Secret Service. Take the evidence to the Supreme Court. Demand they declare the vote in affected states to be void. Order a rerun, no voting without voter ID. Then we'll know.
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  11262.  @georgehetty7857  AGREED!
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  11263. A cyber threat from Russia?
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  11264. Exactly the same thing happened to me.
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  11265. Same here.
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  11266. Miss Piggy objected to Kermit's family, who wondered how pink their tadpoles might be.
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  11267.  @leonardgibney2997  James Abbott Thompson made a poor choice.
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  11268. "Oh the McHumanity!"
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  11269.  @uchangeng8954  Is it waycist to call her a dumb blond?
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  11270.  @01narutoisawsome  My error - Britain First. I made a valid point but I got it wrong.
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  11271.  @markjeffery7319  THANKS! I am happily admitting you're right and I'm not. Edited and corrected.
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  11272.  @geoffas  TRUE! Edited and corrected. LUVLY to receive polite corrections from all and sundry.
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  11273.  @markjeffery7319  You are correct and I'm a numpty. Got confused with "Britain First".
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  11274. The greatest mad lad... in the WORLD!
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  11275. I left a comment here a couple of hours ago, which has now been deleted. It compared Gary Glitter with Boy George, who was imprisoned a few years ago for a violent sex crime. Yet George is repeatedly paid by the BBC to appear on the TV and the radio. All of this information is verifiable via a Google search. What's the problem?
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  11276. How will future graduates get jobs, now that supermarket tills are becoming automated and self-service?
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  11277.  @davidmoore5925  Is that you, Clem?
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  11278.  @jeanlockley2911  Lots of good people in both parties, but to me these days, they're both the forking same. I spoke twice at the annual Conservative Party conference, which in those days was broadcast live on TV. These days I couldn't make a speech there without damning them all to hell. The irony is that if I spoke my mind, most of the activists would applaud but the party machine would drag me off the podium.
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  11279.  @artmallory970  "The whip hand". Muslim cops armed with truncheons and legally empowered to beat the c**p out of you.
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  11280. REMINDER: Julian Assange languishes in prison as you read this. His only crime: He exposed criminal activities in the highest parts of the USA.
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  11281. BIRD LIVES MATTER.
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  11282.  @FastJetPerformance  Jaguar, Swordfish, Camel...
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  11283. Most of those profits come from overseas. British companies making huge profits from overseas markets - what's wrong with that? Let's tax all those businesses into oblivion until they relocate overseas and the UK receives no tax at all. Yeah, that'll work.
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  11284.  @Neon-Covenanter  Haha!
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  11285.  @johnallen7807  AGREED.
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  11286. Let's conscript vegans, LBGTQ+s and newly-imported surgeons as soldiers and send them to the front line. They can fight our enemies via the medium of interpretive dance.
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  11287. Search "Family Guy stubborn as a mule". Go on. Do it now.
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  11288.  @alexander92179  Loads of replies being deleted.
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  11289. My favourite ancient philosopher is Diogenes. Masturbated in the street and urinated on people. It's only a few more years until I retire, and that's the kind of lifestyle which I aspire to.
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  11290. You too?
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  11291. Diane Abbott does the maths for it.
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  11292.  @SoloRenegade  Agreed. But they shared the same engineers, plus the philosophy that the aircraft needed to be easily maintained. That's my point.
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  11293.  @SoloRenegade  Sometimes, nerds like us get into angry disputes about the most trivial hair-splitting disagreements. We see it everywhere on YouTube. I'm glad we can align ourselves on this one.
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  11294.  @SoloRenegade  The WORST, most bitter discussions usually arrive after disrespecting a German aircraft. State that the Me 262 had poor engines, or the Dornier Pfeil was an design-disaster, and you'll have a dozen closet Nazis sending abusive comments your way.
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  11295.  @SoloRenegade  Yeah I know I know I know I know I know. But sometimes (and this does happen) their comments are interlaced with phrases like "that Jew Churchill" or "the wrong side won".
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  11296. Remove all references to the crucifixion, in case they encourage children to perform copycat crucifixions in the playground. The woke version should have the main protagonists reaching common ground before living happily ever after in a vegan anarchist commune.
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  11297. Here in the UK, the lamestream media is bigging-up the risk of monkeypox. Even though the only people who've caught it in the UK are gay men who've had unprotected sex. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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  11298. I'm gonna steal that comment and use it myself.
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  11299. Hey tootie - search this stream of comments, I left a tribute comment for you before you posted THIS comment.
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  11300.  @jamesr792  Film it and put it on YouTube. I'll laugh so hard I'll break a rib.
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  11301. I no longer care if persons shouting "Alley Snackbar" come hunting him. I only care for the protection officers whose duty is to put themselves in front of the bullets.
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  11302. Leftists would regard your comment as waycist and blame Brexit.
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  11303. BEST. COMMENT. EVER.
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  11304. HISTORICAL FUN-FACT: Italians were sometimes regarded as less than white during the mid-20th century. This applied for migration purpose to Australia and the US.
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  11305.  @ddoherty5956  So true.
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  11306.  @VndNvwYvvSvv  I click "View 3 replies" and yours disappears. YT claims a part of your comment is hurty-harm. Point proven.
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  11307.  @Skitskl33  Wiley Coyote would be regarded as R-ist these days. Maybe.
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  11308.  @davejohnson3474  Simon's moustache could kick the 5h1te out of the Austrian painter's moustache, any day of the week.
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  11309.  @asdfghjkl3537  You are correct, but absentee votes will disadvantage both Biden and Trump equally. Excluding absentees will not make a huge difference to the share of the vote. What's important is to exclude absentee votes from people who aren't citizens, aren't alive or aren't living in the state.
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  11310. Haha!
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  11311. No need for a single state. Independent states co-operating is much better. As with Europe.
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  11312. Freud was a geek. Socrates and Billy the Kid told me so.
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  11313.  @ianl1052  And I can't argue with any part of your reply.
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  11314. Cromplete crunt.
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  11315.  @Dave-bu6bc  No no no no no. Brexit did it.
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  11316. The doctors wanted to examine Biden's mind but couldn't find it.
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  11317. Funny name.
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  11318.  @carlsummers2316  I agree with Brian Griffin. A crowd of social justice warriors outside Brian's house accused him of racism. He replied, "I'm not racist. I watch tons of black porn". I espouse the same opinion, even when I'm neither drunk nor humping somebody's leg.
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  11319. Somebody should've given Peter a bird.
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  11320. Yup and King Richard I wuz blacque.
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  11321. The Conservatives will suffer their biggest ever defeat. Not because Labour will get a huge vote. But because Tory voters will stay at home rather than vote for a party which despises them.
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  11322. This is one of the reasons why the ethnic British birth rate is falling. White couples can't afford to buy a home or start a family.
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  11323. Dumb and Dumber.
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  11324.  @MsDeeGee101  Damned right. Bad stuff happens.
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  11325.  @arcticbadger1  I can't get over Harry telling us that rubbing face cream on his todger reminded him of his mother. I mean - Jeeeeezus - what kind of messed-up mind thinks like that?
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  11326.  @austriad9574  Agreed. After the initial shock, the British and Americans were prepared to fight to the death rather than be captured by the Japanese.
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  11327.  @austriad9574  There were occasions in WW2 when allied (or axis) soldiers were in an utterly hopeless situation: Cut off, surrounded, hugely outnumbered, low on supplies. Surrendering was sometimes the best option, if only to obtain treatment for the wounded. If you know your wounded will be bayonetted on their stretchers and the rest of you will be starved and beaten to death, it's better to keep fighting.
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  11328.  @gaborczirjak4172  Correct.
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  11329. Palpatine would be a better choice. At least he'd be competent.
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  11330.  @drummingtildeath  Did Starmer choose which persons should make the decision whether to prosecute? Perhaps Starmer selected persons who'd find the results he wanted. Allows Starmer to claim plausible deniability.
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  11331. No no no no no. The Ghurkas would be disappointed not to be invited.
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  11332. Jezza should've asked the Stig to apologise on his behalf. What would the Stig say?
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  11333. Was that before or after '45?
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  11334.  @Horriblebastad  The electoral system favours the Uniparty. Reform could win one third of the national vote and come second in every seat, without winning any seats at all.
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  11335.  @MrDaiseymay  Agreed.
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  11336. GOOD NEWS: The nuclear winter will cancel-out global warming.
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  11337. Interesting to observe how both Volvo and Talbot/Chrysler imitated the lines of the Aston Martin Lagonda.
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  11338.  @lea-anne9133  Charles Manson targeted Rosemary's Baby's director's family and perhaps the same might happen to some Disney executives.
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  11339. My comments are frequently deleted by YouTube. At some point, I left a comment which somebody falsely reported as "hate" or similar. Afterwards, YT's algorithms recognise my phrasing and automatically makes any similarly-phrased comments go away. That's sad, because some of my comments were funny.
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  11340.  @Holycurative9610  I wish YouTube could actually show me the comments which get me banned for 24 hours.
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  11341. Amber needs to identify as an African American woman. That way nobody can say anything against her.
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  11342. I refuse to call Germany "Deutschland". And I refuse to call Paris "Pari".
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  11343.  @Oldmanwithagoldpan  Yep.
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  11344.  @marleyjr00  "Say hello to my little friend!"
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  11345.  @Dylanesque  I have no trust in Truss.
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  11346. I've gone to fancy dress parties as the Hunchback of Notre Dame, Hitler, Jesus (complete with a big cross), JFK one minute after his assassination (blood splatter and brain fragments) and a vagina (a gorilla suit with huge fake pink foam lips). I could be imprisoned for any of those.
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  11347.  @akumar7366  No, you're combining the years of the French occupation with the years of the American bombing.
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  11348.  @yellowduckgamedev  B historians claim B people built Stonehenge. Does that count?
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  11349.  @yellowduckgamedev  My comments and replies are randomly rendered invisible by YouTube's Al Gore rhythms. A comment is falsely reported as H8 speech, Al Gore remembers my phrasing and I'm gone. Dunno which words do it, hence cre4t1ve spelling. Sometimes I use "blacque", in tribute to the actor Taurean Blacque who appeared in the 80s TV show, Hill Street Blues.
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  11350.  @ÆthelwulfOfNordHymbraLand2333  Also - I love your name! I imagine you with long hair, a droopy moustache and big muscles. Wearing a tunic with clasps and a big leather belt.
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  11351.  @markhenry192  I don't think the comedian Andrew Lawrence goes to Australia to interview people. I think you mean Avi Yemeni, who lives there and does it all the time.
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  11352.  @ChariCole-c2t  Hahahahaha! If Meg hadn't married Harry, her next employment would've been on naughty web channels. Doing BBC. But I don't mean the broadcaster.
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  11353.  @rocknroll7400  He wuz a gud boi, jus gettin his life together, loved Jesus n little furry animals, gonna go to college... sounds familiar.
    2
  11354.  @taffy2126  You write, "Labour has never had a woman leader". Starmer can't recognise a penis when he sees it. Seems he's a bit of a sissy.
    2
  11355.  @stephenholmes1036  ANYBODY except the Uniparty of Lab Lib Con.
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  11356. Kari Lake 2028.
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  11357. Refuse the clot shot. Spread that phrase widely. Unlike covid.
    2
  11358. @Johnny Alucard THANKS! Will visit. I used to be a staunch monarchist, but I don't recognise KC's authority.
    2
  11359.  @igotfiveonit7903  Why hasn't his name been released yet? (As at 11am, 1/5/24.)
    2
  11360. Both?
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  11361.  @johnsmithers8913  I click on Replies and yours disappears. Somebody has manipulated YT's algorithms so that truthful opinions like yours cannot be expressed.
    2
  11362.  @jharekcarnelian  I'm an atheist but my culture is C of E Christian. Same thing with most Ruskies and their church, I suspect.
    2
  11363.  @markhenry192  Yours is a sensible comment. My son is halfnhalf but doesn't look non-Weight (sorry, creative spelling just in case). A few years from now, maybe he's seeking a job at the BBC or in the Royal Air Force. He'll be refused a post because he's too weight. An untalented bloke who's one-eighth 8leck (creative again) and wears a dress will get the job.
    2
  11364.  @markhenry192  I'm pleased I'll be dead and gone before the civil war arrives. But I fear for my son.
    2
  11365.  @markhenry192  My son will probably look a bit like Keanu Reeves. He'[s got my wife's cute little nose but my enormous feet.
    2
  11366.  Garry Arden  And if you tell that to people, they won't believe it.
    2
  11367.  @josedorsaith5261  Nothing will help us when she hits the menopause. Did you ever see the movie, "The Exorcist"? Some women are like that monster for several years during their menopause.
    2
  11368. This is funny when Stewie Griffin does it.
    2
  11369.  @derekmay8679  I recall Peter Griffin doing something similar. But it was his pe*is.
    2
  11370. I'm British. OUR OWN GOVERNMENTS ARE OUR WORST ENEMIES.
    2
  11371.  @chevy4x466  Styx has misunderstood what's happened. Andrew has not had his titles deleted. Instead, he has "returned" those titles to the Queen. This is so that he can face any court room as a private individual, without also being seen as a member of the armed services and so on. Things will get messy. It's almost impossible for Andrew to prove he never put his cock near the woman. That's why top lawyers are thinking they can get $millions out of him. Even if Andrew's done NOTHING wrong, it's easier to offer a settlement than to fight through the mud and the dirt.
    2
  11372.  @daviddiggens8841  Happens to me all the time.
    2
  11373. Doing the same thing to Donald Trump.
    2
  11374. BRILLIANT RANT !!!
    2
  11375.  @leeanderson42  Imagine if Diane and David were in government right now. David as home secretary. Diane as chancellor. Could they actually be doing their jobs any worse than the current and recent incumbents? How the UK has fallen.
    2
  11376. NEARLY but no.
    2
  11377. Good job Apu was Indian, not a different religion. Otherwise Bart, Lisa and Millhouse would've been given doped squishies. They'd have woken up tied to beds with a queue of bearded men outside the door.
    2
  11378.  @parker-ii7fg  Too many chiefs, not enough Indians (*native Americans*).
    2
  11379.  @Andre-kc9di  I recommend searching YouTube for "Stiff Upper Lip by Byron de la Vandal". One song says it all.
    2
  11380. Imagine having to choose who you want to save you in an emergency. Your choice is between Father Dougal from Craggy Island, Baldrick from his dungheap or Homer Simpson. Whom would you regard as most likely to save you?
    2
  11381. I'm looking for the Alley Snackbar. Serving BBQ'd old age pensioners.
    2
  11382. Good comment. Very short and says it all. Please repeat widely.
    2
  11383. I'm British. I agree.
    2
  11384. I misread the title in the thumbnail as "Why the NHS is farting" and it fits.
    2
  11385.  @narcosniper78  Yes I can. How's your sex change going?
    2
  11386.  @kungfutzu3779  Mein Kampf was very boring. Hitler could paint but he was a f*ckin' useless writer. Mussolini came across as a boastful narcissist.
    2
  11387.  @kungfutzu3779  Churchill was both a better writer and a better painter.
    2
  11388. The WEF has prepared a prison cell for Paul, alongside that of Julian Assange and Andrew Tate. Telling the truth is a revolutionary act and illegal.
    2
  11389. Doolittle was a serious hero. Also competed in the Schneider Trophy races.
    2
  11390. Anglophobia.
    2
  11391.  @takiyaazrin7562  No, I'm not the B-word. But judging by your comments which I've seen in lots of places, you yourself might deserve that word.
    2
  11392.  @Snooopy28  YUP!
    2
  11393.  English Bulldog  I'm soory, Enlist Buldogl, sumtimes I'm a speling Narzi and litrully Hilter.
    2
  11394.  English Bulldog  Your comment is needlessly nasty. Your response says more about you than I would wish to.
    2
  11395.  @justonecornetto80  Your brother in law could've claimed to be gay. * Nah, I wouldn't do that either.
    2
  11396. GOOD NEWS:: Perhaps La Pen will become President and expel illegal migrants from France. BAD NEWS: Perhaps she'll buy them all dinghies.
    2
  11397. Sensible.
    2
  11398.  @chaferraro  No road-digging Barbie. No sewer-maintaining Barbie. No dry-wall and brick-laying Barbie. No plumber Barbie.
    2
  11399.  @msjannd4  THANKS! Give it a Like!
    2
  11400.  @WELLBRAN  You misunderstand the word "Celt".
    2
  11401.  @WELLBRAN  St. George was black. The BBC told me so.
    2
  11402.  @testudohorsfieldii7052  Please explain.
    2
  11403.  @testudohorsfieldii7052  Your previous reply! And don't call me Jesus.
    2
  11404. Boris can't organise a p*ss-up in a garden without fouling it up. Why should we expect this plan to be any better?
    2
  11405. Compliance = agreement. DO NOT COMPLY.
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  11406.  @eileenpritchard9154  I wanna watch the execution on YouTube. I'll laugh so hard I'll break a rib.
    2
  11407. Just stay at home. Eff them all.
    2
  11408.  @williamtell6750  Agreed. Also, it is both legitimate and praiseworthy for HM armed forces to rescue migrants in unsafe vessels in international water. It's a life-saving operation. After rescue, persons who lack documents to legally enter the UK should be returned to their point of embarkation. I see no moral or legal problems with this.
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  11409.  @williamtell6750  I agree with you, Willy. I wholly support the British services rescuing illegal migrants. Immediately afterwards, ship them back to France. I would also approve the Foreign Office establishing an office in Calais, where would-be migrants might make an asylum application BEFORE setting off. Any persons crossing the Channel WITHOUT paperwork must be returned to France. Funny how you and I can maintain good humour and objectivity, whereas the bleeding-heart lefties are being abusive.
    2
  11410. Simplicity.
    2
  11411. Heritage, Reform and other parties MUST make a deal not to run against each other.
    2
  11412.  @raphaelkoch1573  Notice how this announcement came AFTER the midterms, so as to avoid damaging the Democrat vote. The same announcement BEFORE the midterms could've changed a lot.
    2
  11413. Back in the day, I put the palm of my hand on a Tagora's front wing and it flexed. A very weakly-built car.
    2
  11414. Oliver Hardy said about his on-screen persona, "There's nobody more dumb than a dumb person who thinks he's smart". Similarly, there's nobody more racist than a director who cancels white people in the name of diversity.
    2
  11415. It's funny when Peter Griffin does this.
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  11416. There's a TV show set in the New Zealand airport customs. People trying to enter with an apple can be arrested, fined or deported. Here they're picked up by the RNLI, taken to a multistar hotel and given a free council flat. Why do these migrants keep coming here?
    2
  11417. GPs are like unicorns. They don't actually exist. Change my mind.
    2
  11418. All of these schemes - the Barge, the Rwanda plan, everything - they're all deliberately planned to fail. The Barge only houses 500 people, but sometimes more than 500 arrive in a single day. "You're gonna need a bigger boat".
    2
  11419.  @jiminswriter4209  Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. Plus I've got a drinking problem. But at least I smell better than George Zipp. (More "Airplane!" references.)
    2
  11420.  @caroleanneruncorn4794  I click on Replies and yours disappears. You must have written something truthful.
    2
  11421.  @Eddies_Bra-att-ha-grejer  A good opportunity to trade moo slims and Africans for Boers.
    2
  11422. I trust Liz to look after the economy. I trust Gary Glitter to babysit my children. I trust Rishi and Zahawi to close tax loopholes involving offshore accounts. I'm the kind of sheep the WEF loves.
    2
  11423. Blue Lives Matter.
    2
  11424.  @Avenus112  Thanks! Not me personally. But you and the whole of western civilisation.
    2
  11425.  Glosi dove  Agreed. I left an almost identical comment on a "History Debunked" video a few hours earlier. Sometimes YouTube "hides" comments it disapproves off. My comment hasn't collected a single Like, despite having been among the first comments on that video.
    2
  11426.  @davetdowell  Kipling's poem was written during the Great War. The original word was "English". The word "Saxon" was later substituted by Kipling's editors, to put the poem in a more distant, historic context.
    2
  11427.  @GnaedigerJupp  The depth of your knowledge matches your poor spelling.
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  11428.  @jussim.konttinen4981  I suspect diego gets all his knowledge from Hollywood movies. With a name like his, diego might be an Argentine.
    2
  11429. Every time I click on one of these videos, I always know it'll be the Amish. And the Amish will always blame somebody else.
    2
  11430. The 0.53 point - I heard "Sussex University" as "Sausage University".
    2
  11431. @kjertenskarsgaard True. It's like dying from bone cancer instead of heart disease. Dunno which is worse but...
    2
  11432. BBC blames Brexit. And Trump.
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  11433.  @harry.flashman  Is that you, Clem?
    2
  11434. Nancy calling China one of the most free societies in the world. Makes ya think, dunnit?
    2
  11435. Telling the truth is becoming illegal. One day Simon will be banned. Telling the truth is a hate crime. Wait for it, three-two-one, goodbye...
    2
  11436.  @lewisdean22  Rwandans are almost starving. Migrants taste like pork. I see no downside to this.
    2
  11437. The BBC should examine its anti-white hatred.
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  11438. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.
    2
  11439. Free speech is dead. I did not believe this could ever happen in the UK, with a Tory government.
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  11440.  @BlookbugIV  Yes. There's an older video on YouTube, where George Galloway remembers Marr as a student, handing out Maoist leaflets at a railway station. What's more alarming is that the BBC executives who hired Marr must have known that he was a far-left extremist activist, but allowed him into their corporation anyway.
    2
  11441.  @LittleKitty22  Yes, anonymity is important.
    2
  11442. "Squeal little piggy, squeal!" as the Dems f*ck the electorate up the arse. DEMOCRATS: "You can't complain, this is what you voted for". ELECTORATE: "No we didn't!" DEMOCRATS: "Claiming you didn't vote for us is a hate crime".
    2
  11443. My favourite take on wisdom is exemplified by Bill and Ted. "Dust in the wind, dude". Comparing Socrates with Ozzie Osbourne.
    2
  11444. Same here! Different undercart parts, according to whether the model was to be displayed on its stand or on its wheels.
    2
  11445. Meghan turned me into a newt. I got better.
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  11446.  @horror-radio24-7  "Frying tonight!"
    2
  11447. yup too tony
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  11448. YAY! I wondered if you'd be here.
    2
  11449. A man was seen fleeing. No description given. Brown? White? Green Martian? Hoodie? Jeans and trainers? Dressed as a furry?
    2
  11450.  @BFNH459  But the non-les814n nana cop still gives us a laugh.
    2
  11451.  @kylekatarn3382  Or Trump.
    2
  11452. I recall the rabbit in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
    2
  11453. Pull it out and sell it to a non-German collector for vast money.
    2
  11454. Piss on the protesters. That's as green as you can get.
    2
  11455.  @I_Don_t_want_a_handle  Haha! I did not know that!
    2
  11456.  @theoneandonlyjones2261  Agreed.
    2
  11457. SCORCHIO !!!
    2
  11458. Is the robot binary?
    2
  11459. MEDIA: Trump caused this.
    2
  11460.  @ProfessorTimWilson  I'm British and I owned a terraced guest house. The place next door housed refugee claimants. This was shortly after the 2001 9/11 attacks in NY. A week later, there was a retrospective TV documentary about the timeline. I knew the refugees next door were watching the TV because of the loud cheering coming through the party wall. Whenever footage of the planes hitting the Towers was shown, the "refugees" next door stamped, cheered and celebrated. No mistake. I doubt whether Jewish refugees in 1940 celebrated the fall of France or the blitz on Coventry. Disproving an asylum claim can be difficult, but some refugees are more authentic than others.
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  11461.  @verystripeyzebra  Someone who's travelled through multiple EU countries is in the UK for the benefits, not the refuge. In 1930s Germany, authentic refugees prioritised getting their wives and kids out FIRST, followed by themselves. Hence the "kinder transport", etc.
    2
  11462. So the techniques used to define r4ce were those same techniques used by the N4zis.
    2
  11463. I loved it! Hugely talented cast!
    2
  11464. Al Sharpton claims the person in the video is Donald Trump.
    2
  11465. Rishi intends to eff up the UK as much as he can, resign his seat when he loses the general election and be gifted a job at the WEF as a thankyou. All going as planned. In France, there's speculation that the military might step in and displace Macron. Here in the UK, our military has become too effing woke.
    2
  11466.  @RobReadControlledProjects  Technically speaking: We be completely f***ed.
    2
  11467. A racist career criminal murders children and grannies. But it was mostly peaceful because hundreds survived.
    2
  11468. "You dirty old man".
    2
  11469. BENDER: "Destroy all humans!"
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  11470. @Blue Flu Shooting?
    2
  11471. Yeah. Vaccination shots.
    2
  11472. Both Reagan and Thatcher must be spinning in their grave and urn.
    2
  11473. Did anybody put up the faces of Boris, Trudeau and Putin? I trust Putin more than the others. Obviously he's a cold-hearted killer, but I already know he's a cold-hearted killer.
    2
  11474.  @ruuman  Women objectify me as a money-earner. I objectify them as somebody to have sex with. It's the rent we pay each other. Mutual compatibility.
    2
  11475.  @theprincipalofficer_1  WAYCIST! I'LL REPORT YOU FOR HATE SPEECH! Also I'm not Cornish, I just wanted to point out that we Brits are stronger when we're not just English or Welsh or whatever.
    2
  11476. 30 years ago, SA generated more electricity than the whole of the rest of Africa combined. Then the majority population took over. It's almost as if the pro-apartheid people knew what would happen and were right all along.
    2
  11477. What a golden shower they are.
    2
  11478.  @georgehetty7857  Toast would never be respected by Muslims. Because he's a ham actor.
    2
  11479. I always preferred Christopher Reeve.
    2
  11480.  @63mckenzie  I prefer how national socialists resigned in the old days. In a bunker with a pistol to their head.
    2
  11481. Wiki needs more entries about hamsters, to celebrate their phenomenal contribution to world history. Alternatively, perhaps hamsters haven't contributed as much as they imagine.
    2
  11482.  @Fahrenheit451.  Well spotted! Also. I like your name. Respect to you.
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  11483.  Simon Foxwell  Yes. Hence the Wakanda myth.
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  11484. So a woman goes to SCOTUS because she's black. Let's also have white people in the Olympic 100 metres team. Doesn't matter if they're any good or not.
    2
  11485.  @robcr8  Too much soy.
    2
  11486.  @slipthegreyhound  Nah, completely ignored by the mainstream media. There's usually something about this kind of event on the YouTube channels of the Guardian, the Telegraph or the Sun but there's absolutely zero, nothing. Don't allow Whitey to know what's happening, he might get uppity about it.
    2
  11487. I'm male. I don't want to f*ck men. Does that make me a homophobe?
    2
  11488.  @hrgrhrhhr  "Where's this coming from?" Men are being blamed for declining to date older women. I myself would decline to date older women, males of any age, other species (whether mammal or otherwise) and lefties. None of which defines me as a bigot. I'm just applying my preferences.
    2
  11489. Two clot-shots might not kill you, but four probably will.
    2
  11490.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  I'd be subbed to you, even if you were black. I'm British and subbed to some US anti-woke channels run by black geezers. Being black and Jewish worked OK for Sammy Davis Junior. You're better than Sammy, 'cos you've got two eyes.
    2
  11491. Trump was blackmailed by a porn star with whom he had sex. Trump was the victim and he paid her off. Now the authorities want to criminalise the victim. Wow.
    2
  11492. Josey Wales briefly wept as he buried his wife and son. Then he retrieved his handgun from his burned home. Bloody Bill turned up and said he was going to get some payback. Josey says, "I reckon I'll be coming with you".
    2
  11493. Nobody expected that!
    2
  11494.  @maxineblick2002  Nah, they're mostly heroic whites and heroic Maoris. On the other hand, the rioters are All Blacks. Every time.
    2
  11495. Ever since the Xedos of about 30 years ago, Mazda's styling has always resembled that of Jaguar. Or vice versa.
    2
  11496. 1940: About equal, although the 109 had the advantage in a -G bunt. After 1941: You're correct. Every year after: More and more and more correct.
    2
  11497.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Simon, you don't understand. You're WHITE. The BBC hates you. Why should they give a damn about what you and i think?
    2
  11498. The bigger threat is LEGAL migration.
    2
  11499.  @ariamehr3339  And afterwards, Afghanistan goes back to being a sh*t hole country. Every time.
    2
  11500. Good legal reasons for not identifying a child, but I can't help wondering about the killer's background.
    2
  11501.  @Ralphieboy  Udet was brilliant. He gave a joy ride to a teenage boy called Eric Brown. Thus inspired, Winkle went to university in Germany and became a Royal Navy test pilot. And the rest is history.
    2
  11502. Joe went to Ireland to search for the ancestral home of the O'Bamas. Joe was told the O'Bamas were black and definitely tanned.
    2
  11503.  @dougie1943  Yep.
    2
  11504. The term "dreadnought" has been misused in this video.
    2
  11505.  @MrBountyHunterD  Horrific tragedies can occur, as with airline crashes or car collisions. Most of them are down to pilot error or drunk driving. Skilled pilots, sober drivers and responsible dog-owners will diminish the tragedies.
    2
  11506.  @JB-is9pv  At this stage now, the Conservative Party should stand down and not contest any constituencies in the GE. All the Tories will achieve is to diminish the Reform vote and ensure a Labour victory.
    2
  11507. Have you seen the video of the doctor in Germany, being arrested whilst making a video claiming the covid lockdown is ineffectual? The day will come when Styx will be arrested during a livestream. https://youtu.be/FZq4uMAQ2D4
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  11508. I suspect the investigation will take several years. Definitely no conclusion until after Joe leaves office. Probably no conclusion until after Joe has died. Joe is so ga-ga, I suspect he won't remember anything. For real.
    2
  11509.  @jaroslavpalecek4513  Nice to see a "thankyou" in YouTube. Very unusual! The 109's cannon was more useful against bombers, which carried more armour. Eight machine guns fired far more rounds, preferable against a fast-moving fighter aircraft. Douglas Bader told his pilots, "Get as close as you can before opening fire. If you think you're too close, get even closer".
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  11510. I hope nobody nukes Russia. We white people need somewhere to run to after we've been ethnically cleansed.
    2
  11511.  @MykeLewisMusic  "You pay 2cents every bing-bong!"
    2
  11512. Both planks are one inch thick. Diane says that's three inches in all.
    2
  11513. A black comedian was attacked by a black homosexual. I can't find the attacker's mug shot on the internet.. Imagine if a black comedian was attacked by a white heterosexual. There'd be riots, and Brandon would be screeching about hateful bigotry.
    2
  11514.  @dermot51  Half a brain... Diane says that's about 95%.
    2
  11515.  @vercingetorixwulf9298  That's a fine British name you've got.
    2
  11516.  @eadlondon-nm2uy  Just feeling hungry and looking for food. Hence shouting "Ou est Alain's Snackbar?"
    2
  11517. A race-hate crime. Where's BLM? Oh I forgot.
    2
  11518. SATAN Sorry, I'm a spelin Narzi and litrully Hilter.
    2
  11519.  @Gozzillacia  A very intelligent comment, Joe.
    2
  11520.  @greatscott369  I heard that in Private Frazier's voice.
    2
  11521. One queen and three future kings, all in one place at the same time.
    2
  11522. How many pricks before you can't take any more?
    2
  11523. Illegal coup d'etat via voter fraud.
    2
  11524.  @rossmoore314  I heard that in a Yorkshire accent. Except Joe isn't from Yorkshire. He's Irish, like O'Bama. Who's definitely both black and tanned.
    2
  11525.  @manuelrichardson6943  Western civilisation is collapsing. It was nice whilst it lasted.
    2
  11526.  @someguy7805  Agreed. George Orwell's "1984" feared that mankind's future would be a boot grinding into the human face forever. But that's OK. Because it's a glittery sparkly rainbow boot worn by a transgender black person.
    2
  11527.  @AndreAndFriends  PJW with a wall-mounted map and a web cam tells more truth than the entire mainstream media combined.
    2
  11528.  @zimou5849  Damned good comment, Zimou.
    2
  11529. YOU got it first.
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  11530. I left comments here which have disappeared.
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  11531. STYX IF YOU'RE READING THIS - Please cover the arrest and house-search on Laurence Fox in the UK.
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  11532. Call him Miss Putin and he'll invade within the hour.
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  11533. Distraction: Look over there, it's a headline about something else. Don't notice this country and western civilisation are both going to sheet.
    2
  11534. Rishi's task is to wreck the UK, lose the GE and resign his seat. He'll be awarded with a job at the WEF. All going to plan so far.
    2
  11535.  @NEOGEO1966  Gotta yews cre4t1ve 5pelling or my comment geds can sulled.
    2
  11536.  @bunyip250  Will do! I preferred Liam in "The Dark Man".
    2
  11537.  @thefurrybastard1964  Nik-nik-nik.
    2
  11538.  @fuferito  I recall an interesting element from Mr. Wood's description of the revolt, on the site of a Roman villa, which was burned to the ground. Among the archaeological ruins was a door lock, still locked after nearly 2000 years. The door had been kicked in from outside whilst it was still locked.
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  11539.  @fuferito  THANKS! I'll go look. I reread the section in Mr. Wood's book about the Battle of Hastings, before taking my wife and 13-year-old son to the site. Very expensive to get in. Not much when you get there. Don't know what I was expecting to find 'cos the Battle is a long time finished. I've never forgiven William the B4st4rd.
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  11540.  @fuferito  Chelmsford 123 - Battle Jockstrap.
    2
  11541. Every proposed candidate is - a.) African, Iraqi, Pakistani OR - b.) Anti Brexit. Technically speaking: We be f**ked.
    2
  11542. If Andrew was a leftie, he'd have his own TV series by now.
    2
  11543. The Plan failed because the Kaiser didn't expect a contemptible little army to intervene and slow its advance to a crawl. The British Army had been modernised since the Boer War, and arrived very swiftly. In an era before radio, German soldiers didn't realise they were at war with the British and didn't know who was shooting at them. Without British intervention, the Kaiser would've reached Paris as planned.
    2
  11544.  @TheFrenchscot  Every book about the German advance covers this. Lacking heavy weapons and being smaller than its German counterpart, the British could only mount a fighting retreat. This delayed the German advance and both sides decided to dig in. The Kaiser had always assumed the British wouldn't intervene and that their Army would be slow to mobilise. He was mistaken.
    2
  11545. @@endikaeche4359 What the eff are you referring to?
    2
  11546.  @bunkerkorpf1440  Anglo Saxons? WTF are you writing about? The British Army was indeed small by continental standards in 1914, but it delayed the Kaiser's army until it could continue no more.
    2
  11547. I want CANZUK and I want it NOW!
    2
  11548.  @marksapollo  Treasonous.
    2
  11549. No. More like 00.01 to 3.01.
    1
  11550. I'm here in early June '22. Maybe soon...
    1
  11551.  @peakfitness8863  Yeah but not because of systemic waycism and white privilege.
    1
  11552.  @thomasrobertson5453  Are you a friend of Toast? Tell him to keep away from my missus! Also - a machete attack on a cop in Forest Gate, London, four days ago. Can't find the attacker's name or picture anywhere on line, which tells us something. Perhaps he's not Somalian. He was described as "deeply religious, so I'm guessing...?
    1
  11553.  @Deliquescentinsight  Are the Kiwis still allowed to say Hello? Or has the Chinese Communist Party cancelled their "Hello" in the name of free speech?
    1
  11554. Imagine if it was a W-on-B shooting.
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  11555.  @papabird4425  Hey papa - YOU are the WORD.
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  11556.  @bradwhite5884  Being sacked by the BBC is a mark of virtue.
    1
  11557. Lucky b45tards.
    1
  11558. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're fo0oking ourselves.
    1
  11559.  @skinlesswalnut6259  The mainstream media made us hate them.
    1
  11560. I talk to animals but they don't understand a f**kin' word I say.
    1
  11561.  @crewelocoman5b161  Entirely true.
    1
  11562. The koala has a driving licence? He probably voted for Biden in the US elections.
    1
  11563. A career-criminal waves a gun or a knife, then leads the police on a high speed chase. The cops are compelled to assume he might be armed and dangerous. Cops must decide whether to allow you to go free and kill people, or shoot you. W A T > H A P P E N S > N E X T ?
    1
  11564. Is that what they've got Biden taking?
    1
  11565. Feet. That's what's inside. Feet.
    1
  11566. These rapists will be out before Alex Belfield.
    1
  11567. Galaxy Quest.
    1
  11568. REAL REASON JOE WNN'T ATTEND: Joe can't sit through the entire ceremony without pooping his pants.
    1
  11569. Anything about heroes from the future, saving the life of the mother of the future leader of the human resistance.
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  11570. The Folland Gnat was partly designed by a chap who'd designed the SE5a fighter of WW1. The Gnat was originally designed to match the US Navy's requirement for a carrier-borne fighter which didn't need folding wings. The Skyhawk won that contest, but India required an inexpensive fighter and decided to build the Gnat under licence for its own use. Their Gnats were sold off in the 1980s, some going to the USA where they starred in the movie, "Hot Shots!" The Hunter was a phenomenally well-loved aircraft, but the nationalised aircraft industry assumed they couldn't sell any more and ceased production. Then air forces came calling and asked, "Can you build us some more?" So BAC set up a production line to take old Hunters to pieces and rebuild them with modern avionics. Both the Gnat and the Hunter served in battle with the Indian Air Force. Both were a delight to fly, and knocked aircraft out of the sky which were, on paper, superior in every way. One of the distinct advantages with both aircraft was their excellent rate of serviceability. Both aircraft could be rearmed, refuelled and repaired more quickly than their counterparts from MiG and so on. This was based on the experience of engineers who'd worked on the Hurricane in WW2. Doubling the serviceability of your aircraft will double the size of your air force, a maxim which was carried through to the Harrier. Both the Gnat and the Hunter were showing their age, so British Aerospace designed the Hawk as a replacement for both aircraft. The production line was established ahead of the first flight, because the design was so good it was recognised no further modifications were needed. The US Navy required a new trainer. Lots of European contenders took their designs to the US for a fly-off: Aermacchi, Alphajet and so on. Every manufacturer brought TWO examples in case the first broke down. The British only brought ONE Hawk. When the Americans asked, "Why?" the Brits replied, "Because it's British and it won't break down". The Hawk won the contest and entered service with the US Navy. I encourage persons with greater knowledge to append their replies and correct any errors.
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  11571.  @chaptermasterpedrokantor1623  Agreed.
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  11572. A 91-year-old has a gun pulled on him? Sounds like the plot for a Clint Eastwood movie. If they'd pulled a gun on Clint, the criminal would've been in a pine box by now.
    1
  11573.  @sanniepstein4835  Haha!
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  11574.  @tonydalimata  Disney tried but couldn't kill Kenny
    1
  11575. YES IT WAS LEGAL. An enemy vessel on the high seas. Sink the f*cker.
    1
  11576.  @R.Oates7902  Agreed. Simple latex gloves plus a face mask. I myself am allergic to bull sheet. I can't stand close to any politician without the urge to vomit or leave the room.
    1
  11577.  @jonathanj.7344  The scientists who predict global boiling are the same numpties who compelled us to wear face masks for an infection which was only slightly more dangerous than regular flu.
    1
  11578.  @brianwillson9567  Henry privatised the Catholic church. Sold it off to pay his debts.
    1
  11579. Dammit, those Amish going ballistic again. Always those feckin Amish. I mean - it couldn't be a different religion, could it?
    1
  11580. This is what happens when a certain kind of leftie woman becomes sexually frustrated.
    1
  11581. A biplane torpedo bomber. The Swordfish beat 'em to it.
    1
  11582. No older than the AK47.
    1
  11583. I want the FBI to raid Trump's houses a few more times. No more certain way of putting Trump back in the White House.
    1
  11584. Usual suspects.
    1
  11585. Yes, but that makes too much sense.
    1
  11586.  @aurockscastillo5460  No, but it was a biproduct.
    1
  11587. Keep him off the ballot. Decline to accept Trump as a candidate in a dozen states.
    1
  11588. The entire western world needs leaders like this or civilisation will fall.
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  11589. FUN FACT: That line was invented by Orson himself. It wasn't in Graham Greene's novel. I read somewhere that Graham Greene was miffed that Orson wrote a better line than he'd written in his entire book.
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  11590.  @deliusmyth5063  Thanks! Lenny Henry says Orson stole the line from a black person. Probably.
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  11591.  @basiltozer9078  Swiss roll. Sponge cake with a creamy filling. Yummm.
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  11592.  @deliusmyth5063  Hence his voice. Like James Earl Jones.
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  11593.  @deliusmyth5063  Haha! The young black man whom Miss Jones desired!
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  11594.  @davidbrown2571  It's called national suicide.
    1
  11595. Keef Fluffabout has said lots of controversial things about Sadiq Khan. If Khan's lawyers come looking for YOU, Andrew, tell them you've never heard of Keef. But you suspect Keef's real name might be Alex Belfield. EDIT - I left a similar comment here five minutes ago. I've returned and it has disappeared.
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  11596. There is still a clip on Youtube, showing Jeremy Corbyn before the general election. He was holding a dossier which proved beyond any doubt that Boris was definitely intending to sell the NHS to Donald Trump. Absolute definite unequivocal proof. Yeah. What happened next?
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  11597. Starmer has no willy.
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  11598. That cop wouldn't pull over the Creeper Truck.
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  11599. YIPPEE! But I've been reading the same headline for years and I'm still waiting.
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  11600. Klaus Schwab is the snake. "Trussssst the ssssscience".
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  11601. The cross-channel foogees taste like pork and, being undocumented, nobody will miss them.
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  11602.  @MrBoxing360  You too?
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  11603.  @eugenemurray2940  Peter Griffin tried this line with a mountain lion. What happened next?
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  11604. It's becoming unaffordable to have kids until your forties, because you can't afford a house and you still live with your parents. Our newly-arrived scientists will be granted a council flat, but you will be at the back of the queue. By the time you've scrimped enough for a deposit, you'll be menopausal and unable to have babies. The British people are making themselves extinct.
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  11605. The UK & US will stand or fall together. I suspect we've already fallen. We just haven't acknowledged it yet. You and I have a grandstand seat, watching the collapse of western civilisation.
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  11606. Biden can't find Ukraine on a map. Biden can't find the map. Biden can't find his trousers without his nurse. BIDEN: "Goddammit, why is the UK invading Russia?"
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  11607. Agreed. Or Kohima, except at Kohima the Brits & Empire troops hung on just long enough.
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  11608. Genuinely-oppressed people always get their wives and kids out FIRST and worry about themselves later. As with the Kinder Transports in the late 1930s. These aren't genuine fugees. They're an invading army of economic grifters.
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  11609.  @ballshippin3809  Yes. Yes. Please repeat your comment widely. One single sentence like yours is motivating.
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  11610. Simon Wiesenthal became a hunter of war criminals after WW2. He remembered the day his concentration camp was liberated by an American tank, emblazoned with the US flag. Weak and unable to walk, he crawled towards the tank on his hands and knees. He said every stripe in the US flag was a road to freedom. Every star was a star of justice. If somebody dislikes the flying of the US flag, they should go eff themselves. Best Wishes to every American reading this. I'm British.
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  11611. REMINDER: Julian Assange rots in prison whilst you're reading this. His only crime: Exposing criminals in government.
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  11612. I think Adolf once said something about, "Kill all the lawyers". I'm not saying Adolf was correct, but even a broken clock is sometimes correct.
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  11613. I've instructed my schoolboy son that he should refuse any vaccination he's offered. If the teachers and nurses insist on vaccinating him, he should tell the school to phone his dad. If they continue, I have instructed him to walk out of the school and come home. My son has my permission to punch, kick and gouge eyes if they try to stop him.
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  11614.  @miniaturejayhawk8702  I hope nobody nukes Russia. Whyte folks need somewhere to flee after we've been evicted from our ancestral homelands. It's big enough.
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  11615.  @basiltozer9078  A seven hour wait? That's how long it took me the last time I went to A&E for a nasty dog bite. No thankyou. There was a bloke in pain, cradling his wrist after a motorbike accident. He was there before me, and still hadn't been seen after I got a tetanus jab and left.
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  11616.  @annatardlordofderps9181  By Grabthar's Hammer, you're correct!
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  11617. It's a coup d'etat by Remainers and their allies in the media.
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  11618. Would Nigel Farage or Maggie Thatcher have made the exact same deal? If not, it's a sellout by Quislings on behalf of the WEF.
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  11619. I've never trusted the Chinese since Mr. Washy-Washy stole Peter Griffin's shirt and tried to charge him for every bing-bong.
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  11620. Both Ireland and the UK are becoming Craggy Island.
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  11621.  @JosephusAurelius  The Orthodox Church is the REAL Church. Everything else is just amateur.
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  11622. BRILLIANT IDEA!
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  11623.  @mrdunns3338  I'm nostalgic for the era when national socialists would resign in a bunker with a pistol to their head.
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  11624.  @candy-le4nh  Examples of superior British culture? You're using it right now.
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  11625.  @candy-le4nh  The alleged superiority of French cooking derived from the French revolution. The nobility's downfall compelled cooks leaving their employ at the great noble houses. They opened restaurants instead. Hundreds of thousands of dead and 25 years of war but, hey! the French have got great restaurants.
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  11626. Labour will give amnesties to every illegal person. Easy way to get half a million extra Labour voters.
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  11627. Nigel was already a hero. Seeing how the elites attack him makes his heroism clearer.
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  11628.  @tony_5156  Your comment resembles what sensible people thought about marrying Amber Heard.
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  11629.  @1antonio516  You've just described both my Alfa Romeo and my wife. My life is very fraught.
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  11630. What's amazing is that at the next election, Bidet will get double, triple or quadruple the votes he got last time. They can't allow a Republican in the White House, who might uncover the vot-rigging the last time around.
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  11631. True, but you achieved this because of systemic white oppression and homophobia, claims CNN.
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  11632. Is that a Joe McCarthy reference?
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  11633. 20,000 years ago, glaciers covered half of Britain and sea levels were 120 metres (400 feet) lower. Climate change was caused by farting mammoths and aurochs. Prove me wrong.
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  11634. Define "better".
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  11635.  @terrorbilly1  I apologise for previously having funded a corporation which seeks my ethnic replacement. But not any more.
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  11636.  @inkwyvern5171  Agreed. Also, I suspect Calvin was sacked by GB News because somebody claimed he was Tommy Robinson's brother.
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  11637. "Interestingness". Ha!
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  11638. Watched it yesterday for about the 20th time, whilst compiling my tax accounts.
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  11639. Liz is a Liberal Democrat who realised she could never get into the Commons unless she joined the Tories. She's as vicious as a big girl's blouse.
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  11640. The Lotus Eaters are liberals, but in a good and traditional way. Lovers of liberty. Defenders of freedom. Most people who self-identify as liberals are fascist b*st*rds.
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  11641. I want Nelson Mandela to be played by a Chinaman.
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  11642.  @nathangriffiths6218  I don't want these movies to be "dark". My favourite movie of the genre (non-Marvel) is "Galaxy Quest". Hilarious and joyous.
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  11643. They're busy arresting people for pro-Brexit tweets.
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  11644.  @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231  I love your name!
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  11645. Any moment now, he'll be described as a far-right race-bigot proto-terrorist and he'll be arrested for hate-speech. In the name of diversity.
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  11646. Who owns the MSM? Maybe they're happy to set the rest of us at each others' throats.
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  11647. Kyle's bullets missed hundreds of other murderers, arsonists and rapists. Because they weren't on the verge of killing him. LOCK HIM UP !!!
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  11648.  @snarf4058  Kyle DID know he must shoot his attackers, or he'd be killed within seconds. If a brilliant oncologist or biologist was seconds from murdering me, I'll shoot him first if I can. Although, as I'm British, the only weapon to hand might be a paper cup. Perhaps I could shove the paper cup up the guy's nose really, really hard.
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  11649. They're banning men from applying. But what about a woman with a penis? Is that still OK?
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  11650. The legacy media will praise Biden for ending world poverty and creating perpetual peace. Because he didn't do that either.
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  11651. IN HARRY HILL's VOICE: "Islamists are annoying oppressive f*ckwits, and progressives are annoying oppressive f*ckwits. But who are the most annoying oppressive f*ckwits? Only one way to find out - FIGHT!"
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  11652.  @rafezetter8003  All true, but Mahyar's legal costs could run into six figures. An attachment to earnings might never recover Mahyar's expenses.
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  11653. Slavery existed on every inhabited continent for thousands of years before William the Bastard won his victory at Hastings. So, obviously, the international slave trade is the fault of the white British. Yeah, makes perfect sense if you're a race-grifter.
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  11654. Jussie Smollett is a good analogy. Black people attacking themselves and falsely claiming Whitey did it.
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  11655.  @Lagerfanny-g7e  Find online with a Google search.
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  11656.  @Lagerfanny-g7e  Not the liturgy.
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  11657.  @reasonerenlightened2456  It's funny, but Boris is socialist with a toff attitude.
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  11658. I was gonna make a comment about old rusty Fiats falling to pieces. Yeah, I do know what "fiat" means. I don't actually store my food in a Lada.
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  11659.  NovaUltimatum  Not important. He undoubtedly voted twice.
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  11660. "No no no no no..." Search "Family Guy stubborn as a mule". Go on. Do it now.
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  11661. I'm British. I envisage you as Hank Hill, doing a barbecue with propane and propane accessories. Yup.
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  11662.  @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231  Dale was right all along. Yup.
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  11663. I misread your comment as "poof party".
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  11664. Too much Anglophobia.
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  11665.  @tilerman  Sweden didn't lock down but the rates of death with covid were almost identical to those in the UK. On that basis, the lockdown was wholly unnecessary, saved no lives and achieved nothing except economic collapse. But the longterm effects of the UK's lockdown (unrepayable debt, etc.) will remain with us in perpetuity.
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  11666.  @jakezywek6852  Stalinism with a happy smiling emoji.
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  11667.  @MAMA23141  "Only target one group". So Islamists, terr0r15ts, illegal migrants, the charities and civil servants who enable them, pea dough files doing storytime at libraries, British armed forces refusing applicants because they're too hu ite, persons burning the union flag at the Cenotaph, dole cheats, ULEZ and corrupt politicians are all one group, right?
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  11668. Muslim districts declaring their unilateral independence.
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  11669.  @alexmiller6955  HITLER WAS A NON-DRINKING, NON-SMOKING VEGETARIAN. Everyone who's likewise wants to kill millions of people.
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  11670.  @doctorsyn888  Bimler and Hilter, looking for places where they can hide bombers by the hour.
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  11671.  @johnchristopher3032  The H-man loved dogs? Tells me the H-man is a nicer person than Museums. (I write "museums" because if I use the other M-word, YT will delete my comment.)
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  11672.  @evenmoremax2540  I've always loved his depiction in "The Producers".
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  11673.  @barryvaughan9755  Don't allow them in. End of problem.
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  11674.  @barryvaughan9755  Easy way to sort this out: Establish an asylum application centre in Calais. Anyone seeking asylum in the UK must apply via the centre. Anyone who sets off in a small boat will be automatically refused admission and rejected.
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  11675.  @veryhappychappy12  Maggie must be spinning in her urn.
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  11676.  @tobylerone4285  I finally allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. Sometimes I regret it. My Tory MP is super-woke. If I'd stayed in, perhaps I could've organised for him to be deselected.
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  11677. At a trial, I should be judged guilty or not guilty by a jury of my peers. I'm W English. My peers might include two Africans, three P4k15t4nl5 and an Albanian drag queen. Many of whom believe I possess ancestral guilt. Wow.
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  11678.  @jopisano67  You've convinced me.
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  11679.  @mrdee2454  Proof that a woman can have a penis, but I'm not a biologist.
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  11680.  @theartistbonez1930  Jiao Bei Deng is the greatest US president in Chinese history.
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  11681.  @JC-un4bg  I can go to a supermarket and buy a forking big knife for a couple of quid. Virtually all knife crime is derived from one specific culture.
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  11682.  @peterd788  Oh, a BBC employee.
    1
  11683. It's funny when Bart Simpson or Stewie Griffin do it.
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  11684.  @denisovanhybrid9610  The "Proud Boys" have been imprisoned for 20 years or more. All for walking through a public-owned building. Trump needs to issue lots of pardons on his re-election.
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  11685. Too many chiefs, not enough injuns.
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  11686. If I became a lorry driver, could I squash Insulate-protesters under the wheels of my HGV? SIGN ME UP!
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  11687. Not many Anglos in these shootings.
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  11688. An authentic Bash Street depiction would be the new arrivals beating the cr4p out of the white kids, Minnie the Minx getting tied to a bed with a queue of bearded men outside the door, and all the white parents leaving Beanotown forever.
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  11689.  @lizbull4263  I'm dreaming of a hu ite Christmas, just like the ones I used to know.
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  11690.  @fransbuijs808  Trust the science. The Y2K bug will cause airliners to fall out of the sky on 1st January 2000. The BBC's "Horizon" channel predicting in the 1970s that the world will completely run out of oil by 1990. And covid killing millions in the UK. Yeah, trust the science.
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  11691. It's sad it took so long for George Floyd to be aborted.
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  11692.  @stardust2045  Search YT for "Family Guy - Fozzie Bear joke".
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  11693.  @Fried-Pig-Nipples  Even better !!!
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  11694. Be careful about your comments. The coppers will label you as a far r1ght thug and kick in your door in three, two, one... Deleting free speech to protect freedumb.
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  11695. Becoming a girl rock star at a young age can kill people. Here in the UK, we had a child star called Lena Zavaroni in the 1970s. Mental breakdowns. Bulimia. Family rifts. Suicide or similar.
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  11696. It's good to read comments from people who know their subject.
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  11697.  @faycooney1179  I'm not sure I could allow her to do that without humping her leg.
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  11698.  @JazzFunk22  'Cos he's the Greatest Of All Time or 'cos he eats everything he can find?
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  11699.  @monkeymagic00001  The NHS is intended to be overly expensive, thereby ensuring the government must borrow funds from the WEF and accumulate debts which it can never ever repay. At that moment the UK becomes like a bloke who's borrowed money from the Mafia. They own you forever.
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  11700. Diana wasn't assassinated. Here's how we know with absolute 100% certainty. 1.) Neither the Royals nor the UK State would've done it in France. Do it in the UK or not at all. 2.) Every conspiracy theory is so complicated, it couldn't have been attempted. 3.) Car crashes are a stupid way of assassinating somebody because the results are unpredictable. 4.) There are much easier ways to kill somebody.
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  11701.  @YeS1711  Which 5h1thole nation? Civilisation is collapsing on a global scale. Except in Russia. Weird, right?
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  11702.  @KaosNova2  Yes. Or, if you're prepared to risk it, watch TV but don't buy a licence. I refuse to buy a licence, because I decline to fund a corporation which propagandises my ethnic replacement and the new world order. If I'm caught watching a TV without a licence, it's a criminal offence. To which I say - FOOK 'EM! The b4st4rds will need to catch me first!
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  11703.  @wendyc1902  Many of the journalists aren't journalists at all. They're political activists. Whilst we should condemn McCarthy for his witch hunt, I understand why he did it.
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  11704. Carl does an advert? Not allowed unless he's African.
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  11705. Around 95% of the Earth's population lives in a country as poor as Albania and/or as oppressive as China. According to Gary Lineker, ALL of them are entitled to live here. What could possibly go wrong?
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  11706.  @tenniskinsella7768  All these feckers are rich. Strange how that happens.
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  11707.  @Revolutionisnear1110  She's as thick as two short planks. If both planks are one inch thick, that's five inches in all.
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  11708.  @ilovesuisse1  She got up and left the discussion. I'd happily buy her a bus ticket to the airport. Would that make me the kind of white saviour whom Lenny Henry despises?
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  11709. Hahahahaha!
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  11710. King Arthur: The once and future king. Trump: The once and future POTUS.
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  11711. OBSCURE REFERENCE: Does anybody remember "Hank and his Mini Tank" from The Dandy in the 1960s?
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  11712. Dissent? EDIT - Yes, both decent and dissenting. Yeah.
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  11713. Simon treads a very narrow line between: 1.) What's truthful and objective, and - 2.) What triggers hateful leftist bigots into falsely-reporting his videos as H-speech. We trust your judgement, Simon.
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  11714.  Ermac  Agreed. Maybe offer the task to several agencies including the Secret Service and Homeland Security. Instruct each individual bureau to investigate a different state's results.
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  11715.  @johnstorrie3635  I've never forgiven those f*ckin' Beaker People.
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  11716.  @mjones4083  I'm not homosexual, but the peaceful people might hack me to death anyway. "Is central London mostly inhabited by homosexuals?" He did indeed miss the point.
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  11717. @Jinxed Swashbuckler Aha! Let's not mention them or we'll get banned.
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  11718. If women can have penises, can I apply?
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  11719.  @JH-lf4ql  I've given your comment half a Like.
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  11720.  @mariogmajner6549  Not actually banned. His pass has been withdrawn. the c*nt can still visit as a guest.
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  11721.  @bart171198  Does gay sex count as getting laid? Does having sex with one's own mother count as getting laid? If not, I suspect loads of lefties are still virgins.
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  11722.  @tumslucks9781  Unfair. The NF's key policies were to cease mass migration and to leave the Common Market. In both regards, the NF was correct. It's not R-ist to have predicted in the early 70s that British cities might one day become less than 50% W. The problem with parties like the NF is that, in addition to attracting reasonable and decent people, it also attracted scumbags.
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  11723. White boys obtain worse exam results than girls and BAME persons. Women and BAME persons have suffered because of this dreadful misogyny and waycism. Yeah. (EDIT - Can anyone see this comment? Sometimes YT shadow-bans me.)
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  11724.  @mistahsusan2650  THANKS! I can't see yours either.
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  11725.  @frenzalrhomb6919  Lots of cre4t1ve 5pelling required for some subjects.
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  11726.  @JohnGenericName  You are naive.
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  11727. Zero chance of Mr. Cox winning. According to the last census, only 38% of the electorate is W-English. 62% of the electorate will vote for somebody else instead.
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  11728.  @goldenphoenixchannel645  The BBC would claim that anyone who doesn't want their five-year-old daughter stabbed in the street is f4r right.
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  11729.  @veritasliberabitvos454  Zero chance of a law suit being successful. The judiciary are in the pocket of the banks.
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  11730.  @christopherfitzgerald774  Hey Chris - are you in Bournemouth? No names, no pack drill, but I now wish I hadn't allowed my BECA membership to lapse. I want this fecker OUT.
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  11731. Diana died because her drunk chauffer took a tight bend into a twisty tunnel at twice the speed limit, and she thought laws about seat belts only applied to ordinary people.
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  11732. Or the Passover.
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  11733.  @vigilanceman7246  You are mistaken. The RAF did indeed bomb German naval docks as early as September 1939, but never cities. This was BEFORE Churchill became PM, and AFTER the Luftwaffe had already firebombed Warsaw. No German cities were bombed by the RAF until after the Germans had already bombed London.
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  11734.  @lynettefinnigan9540  Back in my day, a naughty bloke would get his face slapped. End of problem.
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  11735.  @bazzatheblue  Yes. Although I've noticed their newer history documentaries tend to favour BAME women as presenters. There is NOTHING wrong with this, but I suspect they're getting the jobs whilst better-qualified white males are rejected.
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  11736. You were FIRST. Probably because you've got white privilege. The BBC and CNN told me so.
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  11737.  @tristenwolf6739  We've got a one-party state but, for purposes of deception, it's labelled with different names.
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  11738.  @seancairns4947  Half of the people who hate Tommy describe him as a Nazi. The other half of Tommy's haters call him a puppet of the Jews ("shill"). So Tommy is simultaneously an antisemite and a Zionist. Go figure.
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  11739. Certainly like that at the BBC.
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  11740. I'm gonna fit a scoop like this to my 1958 Austin A35.
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  11741. 99%? Diane Abbott would say that's nearly one in three. (I'm sorry, that's a reference which only the British viewers will get.)
    1
  11742.  @williamtehero8720  One third of US voters would allow Joe to babysit their children. Wow.
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  11743. Please create an AI POTUS to replace Brandon.
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  11744. Common purpose.
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  11745.  @VidkunQL  The US and UK will stand or fall together. Our fates will be identical. Right now, both Putin and Xi Ping are laughing so hard, they could break their ribs.
    1
  11746. Jussie Smollett attempted to stir up a race war. That's a serious offence.
    1
  11747. @Eduardo Babyhands Shibby!
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  11748.  @tonylaverick7865  Bullsh1t. If the Nazis wanted us to stop, they could and should have surrendered sooner.
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  11749.  @Sixstringman  "Spunds" is a great word. Is EVERY spund a child rapist? If I declare ALL spunds are child rapists, will YouTube cancel me? (Sory, I'm a speling Narzi and litrully Hilter.)
    1
  11750.  @Peter-uy3ti  True. But I'm pleased if Mahyar reads our approving comments and smiles.
    1
  11751. The NEXT Doctor needs to be a vegan one-legged black lesbian with a squint.
    1
  11752.  @atix50  Everyone who organises is accused of being afr irght and whey cyst. There's a Sky News report on YouTube. It claims the protests at places like Scampton are all afr irght and whey cyst.
    1
  11753.  @stephfoxwell4620  Jim Callaghan was an Englishman with an Irish name, representing a Welsh seat.
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  11754.  @englishciderlover7347  I wonder what the figures are for Old Etonians.
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  11755. Egypt's Messerschmitt? No. More like a Folland Gnat on steroids.
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  11756. I suppose the RAF's Battle of Britain Memorial Flight doesn't count.
    1
  11757.  @MarkFeltonProductions  FUN FACT: The last military use of the Spitfire was during an impending crisis in Indonesia. RAF Lightnings might need to oppose Indonesian Mustangs if Indonesia moved against New Zealand territories. How would Lightnings take on Mustangs? In combat appraisals between the Lightning and the Spitfire, it was discovered the Lightning's heat seeking missiles could get a good lock if they were fired from below where the Spitfire's radiators would be visible. The Spitfire and the Mustang were similar in this regard. The Lightning's best tactic was to swoop below a Mustang, fire a missile and climb almost vertically to get away. The crisis dissipated and the combats never happened.
    1
  11758.  @damiengirvan5020  Is that you, Clem?
    1
  11759.  @damiengirvan5020  You're NOT Stephen Toast, you can't even spell his name correctly. And my wife has always been faithful to me. Just 'cos she's got blackface makeup across her boobies and Toast's been playing Othello, it means nothing at all. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  11760.  @imalwaysbluffing  If you're a Brit or Irish, you might recall the Father Ted episode about this.
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  11761.  @imalwaysbluffing  I've got a beautiful white table cloth made of high quality fabric. It's probably Edwardian or Victorian, perhaps from the age of the Raj. Swastika pattern all over it. I wonder if I should make up a false story about my father liberating it from Berchtesgaden in '45 and sell it to a collector.
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  11762. Some dogs are very clever. As with Brian Griffin (author of "Faster than the Speed of Love") who ghost-wrote Prince Harry's book.
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  11763. Andrew - Please prevent your friend Keith Cu*tabout from harassing Mr. Whitty.
    1
  11764. Yes, but only because you benefitted from systemic racism and oppressive whiteness. The BBC told me so.
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  11765.  @danielcuddihy4273  He won first place in the queue for the showers when the Marxists take over.
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  11766.  @judewarner1536  The movie "Airplane!" is a good example of dark humour. It's got a crashing airliner and jokes about abortion, bestiality, race, amputees, veterans with PTSD, paedophiles, drug abuse, a car colliding with a cyclist and heart transplants. None of these jokes are funny out of context. If you don't want to see my willy, look away. If YouTube offends you, don't visit.
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  11767.  @terrencemullins335  Complain and you'll be branded a waycist.
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  11768. The UK's most dangerous migrants are Rishi and half his cabinet.
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  11769. Thanks for that. Obviously, Siegfried Sassoon was a waycist or sumthing. (Intended as a sad joke.)
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  11770. FUN FACT: The fourth bloke from the left was transgender and used the name Alice. Or maybe not.
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  11771.  @englishciderlover7347  Diane can count up to 50 if she removes her shoes and socks.
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  11772. BILL: "Let me empower you, Monica. Down on your knees. That's gooood. That's the sweet spot. Oh yeah you've got the power, girl".
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  11773.  @mister8765  Agreed. A bit like cyclists in slow-moving traffic. A motorist can't see a cyclist who's overtaking alongside their rear-left quarter. In this video, the pedestrian should've anticipated the taxi might move off. In the event, no harm was done. Which explains why the cab driver didn't stop. I'd be wary of speaking with pedestrians after this. Dunno how they'd react.
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  11774.  @myshinobi1987  Exactly!
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  11775.  @the_forbinproject2777  Hire Jezza, Captain and Hamster to divide the BBC into its component parts. Then sell it off. The Trio know about broadcasting and have axes to grind. Allow the Captain to do the actual work, Jezza and Hamster to stay away. Hire The Stig as their official spokesman.
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  11776.  @raysargent4055  There's a huge back-catalogue of documentaries, comedies and dramas. That stuff is worth lots of money. Sell the publishing arm. Sell the radio wavelengths to other broadcasters.
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  11777. The new diverse cabinet will cease illegal migration. We can 100% rely on them doing that. Right? Right? Yeah that's all good then. "Baa baa baa" says the public.
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  11778.  @Johnny-sj9sj  Thanks, Johnny. I'm still waiting for the explosive tell-all account from Gordon the Gopher. He suffered years of sexual abuse after Philip Schofield first fisted his rear end.
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  11779. Greek men having sex with Greek men was normal. It was compulsory in Sparta.
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  11780.  @saltburner2  I left a reply here earlier, but it's disappeared.
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  11781. I've always liked Ken Baker. I wish he'd stood to become PM instead of John Major.
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  11782.  @bigredracingteam9642  THANKYOU for correcting me!
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  11783. Top Gear was always correct in applying characteristics to motor manufacturers. Consider "The Interceptors", SAAB and Alfa Romeo.
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  11784.  @Set-ri6rs  I click on "View 5 replies" and yours disappears. Skynet disapproves of your comment.
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  11785. Harry wants to become the new Salman Rushdie. "Spare" = "The Satanic Verses". What happens next?
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  11786.  @MakeAsylumsGre4tAgain  Andrew should identify as a woman and enter the Miss England contest. Anyone who objects is a transphobe.
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  11787.  @Anonymous56657  I blame the gingers. Always them effin gingers.
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  11788.  @Yayo11111  Conservatives + Labour = Uniparty. Two f4rt5 from the same ar5eh0le.
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  11789. As a Cornishman, I regard your comment as waycist. (JOKE)
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  11790.  @cerneuffington2656  Haha!
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  11791. The bigger scandal is that the authorities will release these rapists before Alex Belfield gets out.
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  11792.  @MarkJones-ji8fd  Yep, and well-deserved.
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  11793.  @Diamondsparkle788  All true. The BBC would regard you as a gender-bigot.
    1
  11794. Oh no no no no no.
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  11795.  @deanhunter1753  Strange fact: I clicked on Replies and yours disappeared. I can see it but YT's algorithms have hidden your comment from everybody else. You must've written something truthful.
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  11796.  @reizayin  In reply: France, Japan and Estonia didn't export their cultures to a useful extent. There's no country in Africa or Asia, based upon the Estonian model. The USA exported its values of democracy and human rights to Japan, converting it from an industrialised medieval society into a modern state. Those values are inherited from 18th century English liberalism. France fought wars to retain its colonial empire, whereas the UK accepted the end of colonialism and moved on.
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  11797.  @therightarmofthefreeworld4703  All sad but true.
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  11798.  @CynicalOldDwarf  PARTY ON DUDES !!!
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  11799. "Yeah but that's only 'cos communism wasn't installed properly. The first 20 or 30 times were failures and resulted in murder, oppression and poverty. But it'll work next time. Right? Yeah, that's OK". - said every commie in history.
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  11800.  @SilverFoxHotTakes  THANKS! I wasn't blaming you. Twice in the past week, I've been suspended for putting spam comments on videos. You know, "I got rich with bitcoin, whatsap me and I'll show you how" but I've never ever done that. I suspect lefties are running out of excuses to report me.
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  11801.  @MrMWRMWR  Brandon does the same thing. "Austria... is that the one with the kangaroos or with Mozart?"
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  11802.  @evolassunglasses4673  Sadly, I suspect we'll get Starmer as PM with Diane as the Chancellor and Eddie Izzard as the Homo Secretary. In the US, we'll have Brandon in bed and kept alive by machines.
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  11803. In 1930s Germany, the police stood and watched as the SA beat up Jewish people and smashed windows. Now the British coppers stand and watch as proto-terrorists block the highway.
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  11804.  @johnjepson9231  Same.
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  11805.  @AdamGoodman4U  The protestors directed the traffic by stopping it. End of.
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  11806.  @TheWazil  The bastards intend us to do both.
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  11807.  @Tommyr  When the asteroid arrives, the liberals will blame systemic racism.
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  11808. I'm more concerned about Joe's velcro nappies.
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  11809. Thanks for that, friend. As a sassanach, I might offend people if I left that comment.
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  11810.  @maxwellfan55  As a non-Scot, I'm actually jealous of the Scots 'cos I'd love to wear a kilt. There's nothin' more I'd like in life than to wear a kilt, imitate Groundskeeper Willy and shout gibberish.
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  11811.  @maxwellfan55  I learned my skill from watching Joe Biden. C'mon man! Scots kids are just as smart as... you know, the thing.
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  11812.  @maxwellfan55  C'mon man! The thing!
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  11813.  @johnday6392  Thanks! My best comments get automatically deleted by YouTube's algorithms.
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  11814.  @jeffhildreth9244  Sadly true.
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  11815. The BBC should accuse mountaineering of being waycist. Not enough Nigerians or Ghanaians climbing mountains. Diane Abbott can count them all on the fingers of her three hands.
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  11816.  @fissionchips8840  YES! And I love your name, FC!
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  11817.  @gaz3602  Weird how that show triggered people. I recall a section where a paedophile disguised himself as a school, to lure children. I mean - that's so bizarre, how could it anger anyone? And it was broadcast at a time when Jimmy Savile was still alive.
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  11818. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter.
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  11819. Does anybody know what happened to R.J. Mitchell's Rolls Royce saloon? Most Rollers of that era have survived. I've Google-searched Mr. Mitchell's car, but there's no reference to it. Perhaps the car still exists, but the owner doesn't know its importance.
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  11820. Agreed. Definitely.
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  11821.  @ronaldfinkelstein6335  Agreed 100%.
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  11822.  @nunereclipsereborn  They were murderous bigots with full state authority. Just like the USSR and China and North Korea and the Saudi Royal Family.
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  11823.  @crocve  Socialism ALWAYS involves gulags, starvation and oppression.
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  11824. A tragic waste of life.
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  11825.  @TJ-um8ce  Be aware that most of Baltimore's politicians are illiterate and can't read most of these comments.
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  11826. He's innocent. Lebron says an off duty white cop did it. Jussie saw it happen.
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  11827.  @georgehetty7857  You sound like a friend of Toast.
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  11828.  @georgehetty7857  Oh, I see what you did there. Hahaha!
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  11829.  @vincent_hall  YOU ARE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
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  11830. It's supposed to be a modern 21st century society, where you can sell furniture without being stabbed to death. There should be no need for armed security.
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  11831. As Maggie said, "Socialists will spend and spend until they run out of other peoples' money". Having said that, lots of Tory councils are as bad or worse. And the Government is worst of all. Go woke, go...
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  11832. Free speech is what somebody somewhere doesn't want you to hear.
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  11833. ALL RACES MATTER .
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  11834. Once again we are drawn into conflict to protect Israel.
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  11835. He deserved one hour hog-tied in a locked locked room, with members of the victim's family armed with pliers, scalpels and acid.
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  11836. It'd be great if the Wehrmacht's Japanese legion opposed the US Army's Japanese unit.
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  11837.  @lazlow9640  Difficult to compare like with like. India and Pakistan separated and fought a vicious war of ethnic cleansing. Plus these events were shortly after WW2, when everything got f*cked to hell. India utilised the best parts of its British heritage, it's the world's biggest democracy, Pakistan reverted to its own indigenous culture and it is an appalling sh*t hole.
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  11838.  @Rev-sq5hw  Slavery existed across the entire globe for the first thousands of years of human history. It existed in pre-Columbian south America, China, India and Africa before the Brits were themselves colonised and enslaved by the Romans. The white race became the first race in history to prohibit slavery. The biggest single factor in the destruction of slavery was the British Royal Navy. Do a quick Google search. Some estimates put the number of slaves in Africa TODAY as greater than the entire number of black slaves shipped to the Americas by the Brits, Spanish, Portugese, Dutch, French and everybody else.
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  11839.  @georgehetty187  Are you a friend of that half-wit Toast?
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  11840.  @MH3GL  Correct. Much of the "American" accent (there are several) is derived from the accent of the English west country. The accent adopted by the British actor Robert Shaw in "Jaws" is very similar to the Cornish accent. Same with the accent adopted by Robert Newton as Long John Silver, based upon the Cornish accent which Newton heard as a schoolboy in Cornwall.
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  11841. CORRECT but only 'cos you used your siss temm ick weight advantages and privilege. BLM said so.
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  11842.  @stevebradbury7757  TRUE.
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  11843. The ONLY good stuff from the BBC these days is reruns.
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  11844.  @AdamMGTF  If Germany had put the same effort into developing submarines as it did with the V1, V2, V3 and other failed systems, D-Day might have been delayed until 1945.
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  11845.  @AdamMGTF  Agreed 100% with your last paragraph. Good advice: The best YT comments are always short and funny. Like Peter Griffin's penis.
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  11846.  @herbiehusker1889  Thanks!
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  11847.  @arsenelupin9697  Haha!
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  11848.  @cliffwilkins9178  ...or Gary Lineker's house.
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  11849.  @alandraper7901  Set up an asylum application centre or two near Calais. Persons may apply for asylum in Britain whilst they're still in France, a safe country. Persons who are granted asylum will be awarded a free travel warrant (ferry, train etc.) and will be greeted on arrival in Dover. Any persons arriving WITHOUT prior permission should be expelled the same day.
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  11850. ...and defund the BBC. You forgot that bit, Ben. I'll remind you every time I see a non-BBC comment from you.
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  11851.  @izzy4575  Don't care. I don't wear a tiara either.
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  11852.  @bikes02  Yeah but DrRock identifies as being first. Disagree and you're a bigot. The BBC told me so.
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  11853.  @chrismith251  I use lots of cre4t1ve 5pelling to prevent my comments from being deleted. Especially about mews limbs.
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  11854. 4.33 : "Roald Dahl was not a particularly pleasant character" - who the fo0k is this b1t(h to say that? Dahl was an RAF pilot who fought the Luftwaffe and the Italians and lived a useful life doing lots of difficult stuff. His obsession in his novels comes from having been starving hungry during his entire childhood. The reason why people hate Dahl is that he was a white male. Mysogyny is wholly justified in the case of this silly cow.
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  11855.  @letoubib21  Yep he be goodly at this stuf kinda.
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  11856.  @grahamepigney8565  Yes. I know. That's why I left my comment. The narration says "Merlin Ex Ex", instead of "Merlin 20". Perhaps the narrator will next state "Spitfire Mark Vee" instead "Five".
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  11857.  @peteh7966  I suspect Toast has been falsely reporting my comments as hate speech.
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  11858. Climate change protestors: People who want to embarrass their parents, but who are too cowardly to come out as gay.
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  11859. That's a legacy which will remain.
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  11860.  @sugarkane4830  Migrants are always housed as far away as possible from the wealthy elite. Hundreds of feral young men from countries where violence and murder are normal. House them cheek by jowl with the wealthiest and most important woke politicians and royals. That'll change things.
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  11861.  @OokamiKageGinGetsu  Your comment is excellent and explains a lot.
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  11862.  @marcmelvin3010  Biden's cognitive decline means he's incapable of writing his own memoirs. So he'd need to share these documents with ghostwriters, whilst he himself sits drooling in a soft chair with a blanket across his shoulders. Would the writers have security clearance?
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  11863.  @potbellyfatguyfromnewyorkcity  Water sports? Golden showers?
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  11864.  @Tourist1967  The comment is attributed to Shaw. But maybe his biographers lied.
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  11865.  @DMC888  They're doing worse. They're shoving it in the faces of our children.
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  11866.  @chrisgray4651  Nah, I keep her locked in the basement and feed her scraps.
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  11867.  jhőn fráncísz  yay jon
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  11868.  @parade1996  It would be funny if Peter Griffin met the Pope, pooped his pants and mistook the Pope for an African American sportsman, but the Leader of the Free World?
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  11869. Great comedy as usual, but did you put your microphone inside a wooden box in a different room? Also, tell your neighbours to keep their music down. IDEA FOR A FUTURE VIDEO: Prof. Gideon Micropenis is giving his monologue, but can barely be heard because of the loud music from the 215 Pakistanis in the flat upstairs.
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  11870. @@wakenbaker-uk Only because of cre4t1ve spelling.
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  11871. Do you still have it? Worth $millions!
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  11872.  @M33f3r  Agreed. I expect Trump regrets his decision.
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  11873.  @Lensman864  "Morality problem", tsch. I'd gladly sell photos of my man-sausage to a celebrity for £35,000. But that doesn't make me a bad person.
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  11874.  @johnmartin7158  Reform to get zero seats? Only a little worse than the Tories.
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  11875. "I'm a feminist" is what Quagmire would say.
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  11876. Horror films: The Night of the Demon, The Devil Rides Out and Poltergeist. Sci fi: The Terminator, The Day the Earth Stood Still (original version), The Martian. Set in the future: Waterworld, The Day the Earth Caught Fire. REMINDER: Fahrenheit 451 + 1984 - 2023.
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  11877. Best murder films: Psycho, American Psycho and Hannibal.
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  11878. ONLY HORROR FILM WHICH I WILL NOT WATCH AGAIN: Event Horizon. Feckin frightened me too much.
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  11879. "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
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  11880. @@GrahamPaul-mj6lg Better get started fast or it'll be too late. Like trying to save the Titanic after its collision with a column of people carrying buckets.
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  11881.  Jack Bradford  I think you're right about that % being the same in the UK. Except for the Russian billionaires and the Saudis. And we should trust the press because...?
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  11882.  @Tangarisu  Asking questions is regarded as a hate crime.
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  11883. I don't believe they're coppers unless they're members of a Masonic lodge.
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  11884. I demand reparations from the Italian government, following their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia from the year 50 BC. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter and I remain traumatised. Gimme money.
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  11885. The BBC is not fit for purpose. I refuse to fund it.
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  11886.  @H4WK6969  Dig a big ditch around the UK and fill it with water. If only the UK was completely surrounded by a water-filled ditch, the migrants couldn't get across. That'd work, right? Right?
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  11887. @Limb4921 As used by Ronnie and Reggie Kray, back in the day.
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  11888. Bureaucrats go on strike. Will anybody notice the difference?
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  11889. The BBC will blame Brexit, Trump and climate change. Plus the afr irght.
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  11890.  @kumstuke  I left a comment here which has been deleted. We're not allowed to ask who did this.
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  11891. Novel-writing is a dead pass time.
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  11892. Agreed. Andy was the victim of a honeypot operation, designed by a security service to obtain humiliating film of them fornicating with teenagers and then blackmail them.
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  11893.  jhõn frąncísz  helo bak
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  11894.  @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus  Useful to read the Wiki biography of Ghislaine Maxwell's father, Robert. Now tell me this wasn't a honeypot operation to entrap princes and politicians, to blackmail them into complying with certain policies.
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  11895. Ban guns = More murders by car, as at Waukesha.
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  11896. Hey let's ban all guns! That way, every decent law-abiding person will be completely unarmed. Career criminals will respect the law and give up their guns as well. That'll work, right? Yeah, all's good.
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  11897.  @thegeneralist7527  Agreed. Your short comment nails it.
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  11898. I'm British and in the UK. Same here. We're watching the collapse of western civilisation.
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  11899. I've had a DNA test and I'm 3% black. I'm also unwashed, unfunny with zero talent. I've ticked every box to win a prize at the comedy awards.
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  11900. Not really. I haven't had a DNA test. I couldn't win anyway because I'm insufficiently gay.
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  11901. Arrest political opponents on false charges. Putin does this all the time.
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  11902.  @Madonnalitta1  Please appropriate the comment and spread widely.
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  11903.  @maplerice6226  True story: One of our cadet warrant officers was plane spotting with a friend at a local airfield. A light aircraft went the wrong way along a taxi way and bloody nearly hit him. An hour later, the pilot sought them out and apologised. The pilot was Douglas Bader, readily humbling himself for his own stupidity. The CWO later became an RAF Tornado pilot. My five days at Swanton Morley in 1975 were the best days of my life. Our Link was a bloody nightmare to fly.
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  11904. This is a coup d'etat by Remainers. Brexit will shortly be reversed. If voting made any difference, we wouldn't be allowed to do it.
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  11905. Jesus tried to seduce Lois Griffin. I've never trusted Him since.
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  11906.  @user-wi6cz4hh5b  I'd like to reply but it would be deleted.
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  11907.  @denisemottley22705  You and I could tell stories like these until we sound like the Four Yorkshiremen. "Boiled water in kettles - that were luxury! Our dad used to suck Polo Mints and we'd warm our hands on his breath!"
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  11908.  @denisemottley22705  If you were black, you could claim systemic waycism for the delay. Expect a Channel 4 news article and compensation.
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  11909.  @MrJohnnyseven  Eeh you 'ad windows - that were luxury. All we 'ad were 'oles in wall with a view of the septic tank.
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  11910.  @tonystipbits4944  (Yorkshire accent) "You 'ad windows? That were luxury".
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  11911. I'd prefer a new Vette which draws on its 1950s and 1960s heritage, a bit like the current Stang. Mid-engined just isn't right for a Vette.
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  11912.  @SenszR  US muscle cars should always be affordable to an upwardly-mobile blue-collar worker. This new Vette is none of that. Perhaps this new car has a market, but it shouldn't be called a Vette. Same with Ford's new four-door electric car which they've badged as a Mustang. It's cheapening a fine heritage.
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  11913.  @user-qb3oh1jw9k  I wrote it again with a modification, but it still disappeared.
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  11914.  @choppersixty  Same thing happened to me.
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  11915.  @johnf.1969  The last time there were this much hatred in the Netherlands, the Gestapo was loading Dutch families into cattle trucks destined for Auschwitz.
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  11916. The C of E can easily raise the money by selling its churches to Muslims for use as mosques. Sick but true.
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  11917. If the kid was non-white, there'd be BIG trouble.
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  11918.  @MrJoeyWheeler  I had a friend who worked in an arms factory (no names, no pack drill). He was tasked with redesigning the bodywork of an arms system which was destined for export. His job was to delete all the flanges, wire-holes and mountings which accommodated extra equipment. The recipient country was unaware that the British system was superior to the export version. If ever the UK-built system was used against British forces, the British equipment was superior and could immediately destroy the export version.
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  11919. BBC only reports what fits their agenda.
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  11920. Actually, Simon is way-off and I've left replies here which I hope Simon will read.
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  11921. Any day now, THIS channel will be regarded as a recruiting site for far-right proto-terrorists. Because free speech is dangerous. Don't allow the sheep an alternative way of thought.
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  11922. Mr. Potatohead writes Joe's speeches.
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  11923.  @ameliaannhouck2670  Grandma fighting the giant jack rabbit. The ceee-ment pool. "One day I'm gonna need to have a long talk with that boy".
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  11924.  @elainetalbot2947  I click on Replies and yours disappears. Something in your comment triggered the YT bots. I agree about your suggested punishment. Plus heads on spikes along Westminster Bridge as a warning to others.
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  11925. Nearly made it to safety.
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  11926.  @soupcangaming662  Depends on the distance to an airfield. Think of Sully's miracle on the Hudson. If there'd been a ferry in Sully's path, everybody on both the aircraft and the ferry would've died.
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  11927.  @carolineoates5964  The legend of Jesus having lived as a child around Somerset is very ancient. The Bible makes no mention of what happened between His nativity and appearing at the Temple to discuss the Torah with the rabbis. Hence the hymn, "Jerusalem". It's not blasphemy. It's repeating an ancient legend. A bit like the Bible itself.
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  11928. Stefan Kiszko was jailed for life for murdering a child. Decades later he was exonerated after it was discovered the police had failed to disclose evidence which proved he definitely could not have committed the murder. Similar situation with the man who was recently released after 17 years in prison for grape. The police sat on evidence which exonerated him. Do I trust the judicial system? No.
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  11929. Joe commuted by train to his black church when he was a fire fighter during 9/11.
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  11930. But what really upset my hamster is that he never phoned her back afterwards.
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  11931. The boys are back in town! The boys are back in town! And if they wanna fight, you better let 'em.
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  11932. Ginger Whinger.
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  11933.  @higgz73  that's why Bliar cancelled capital punishment for tre450n.
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  11934. Ellwood is wokey-wokey in the worst possible way. He deserves to be deselected.
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  11935. I hope nobody shoots them in the head.
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  11936. The UK needs to defend its own borders before it lobs munitions at Russia, China or the Houthis.
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  11937.  @leighannclements7849  Your comment is too long. I'm not going to read it. Keep comments short or don't bother.
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  11938.  @EdMcF1  We need another Maggie.
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  11939.  @davidellis1079  I actually like it when drag queens with beards look like drag queens with beards. They're far more dangerous when they look like normal people.
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  11940. Creepy Joe will find a way to exclude Trump from the ballot in a dozen states. That's already happening with criminal charges being filed against our hero.
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  11941. Yeah, and the BBC claims you're only FIRST 'cos of white privilege and systemic waycism you f*ckin' NAZI!
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  11942.  @patrickday4206  Funny thing is that many barristers earn more in a morning than most of us earn in a week.
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  11943. WEF resembles Daleks. Iz lamb resembles the Borg.
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  11944. Is there a video of that?
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  11945. We've created a wasteland and named it Diversity.
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  11946.  @JH-ck1nr  According to the last census, only 38% of Londoners describe themselves as "white English". Diversity yay.
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  11947.  @fredbloggs5902  Good point about slavery and scientology.
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  11948. I'm British. Our governments hate us. Hate them back.
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  11949.  @whiteviper1979  A "minor-attracted person".
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  11950.  @cinystarr4657  Surely you knew that already.
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  11951.  @whiteviper1979  Listening to Joe's speeches, I suspect Brian wrote them after too long an evening at the Drunken Clam.
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  11952. BRIAN GRIFFIN: "I'm not racist. I watch tons of black porn".
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  11953. The Soviet news service was "Pravda" (truth). The Third Reich had Die Sturmer and Der Angriff. Propaganda takes many forms. Truth is best defended by having as many independent sources of information as possible. The licence fee should be abolished, and the BBC broken into its component parts and privatised.
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  11954.  @DestryAlecto  Agreed.
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  11955. I decline to fund a company which propagandises my cultural extermination.
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  11956. About 40 years ago, the idea was first postulated that an asteroid event caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. Attenborough vigorously opposed this idea. I recall him arguing against it in TV interviews. He described it as false science based upon inadequate data. I don't trust ANYTHING spoken by Attenborough or the BBC.
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  11957. @Knickertwist Copperby I disliked it too.
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  11958. Peter Griffin was right about Harry's wife. Shut up Meg.
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  11959. Yeah but only 'cos you've got white privilege, you waycist bastard. And don't forget: Women can have penises too.
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  11960.  @ultrademigod  The sheep remain complacent, right up to and including the moment their throats are cut.
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  11961.  @bjornsmith9431  Brian might fork it but I wouldn't.
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  11962. Nah. Brexit caused this.
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  11963.  @ClintGutho  Zero problem! I don't give a damn about colour if they're up to the job. But I don't want somebody who'd have been dismissed if he/she was white, but who's been kept on to make up the percentages. Same in the Olympics. Who do you want, representing your country in the 100 metres: A fast black guy, or a half-lame middle-aged white guy with a beer gut?
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  11964. "Ordure". A speciality of German porn. It's good for your soul.
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  11965. STYX FOR POTUS! YAY!
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  11966.  @tarektechmarine8209  I thought the Floyd in the title was the 1990s TV cook.
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  11967. It's cheaper to bribe a scientist than a politician.
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  11968.  @rickyrishel8198  I replied to you a couple of hours ago. I've returned and my reply has disappeared.
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  11969.  @mijimonmaster  The same scientists are predicting climate change. They're also claiming wh ight people aren't being replaced in the UK. Trust the science. Right? Yeah all good.
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  11970. I was taught it was unkind to laugh at the mentally-retarded. There are exceptions.
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  11971.  @naomisherred166  Lots of people blame Blair. If the Tories were so brilliant, they could've changed Blair's policies by now. How many Tory prime ministers have there been since Brown? Absolutely useless bunch of shyte-munchers. Regardless of whom we vote for, The Uniparty always gets in.
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  11972. I like your name. Please leave some comments on videos about Meghan Markle. I visit those videos and leave the comment which is your name, plus how P*t*r was correct. Somebody has reported me for hate speech. Now, whenever I leave the comment which is your name, it gets deleted.
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  11973. Cho Bei Den is the first Chinese-American POTUS.
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  11974. The Deep State has reserved a prison cell for Styx. Probably.
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  11975.  @LOTPOR0402  Steve needs to Like his own comments. Nobody else will.
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  11976.  @markphilipwillis7095  True. It's easy to be wise after the event. Matters were developing very quickly. No conflict like this had ever previously occurred in history.
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  11977.  @SmallRabbitMusings  An entrepreneur could make a fortune by selling willies to fit Ken and Action Man.
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  11978.  @robertaspindale2531  I take my coffee the way I take my women. Without a pen1s.
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  11979. The good news: Technology will soon allow us to see new movies with John Mills, Sam Kydd, Sid James, Richard Burton, Steve McQueen and Sean Connery.
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  11980.  @georgehetty7857  No, I had to work for every brick and every tuft of carpet. It's RACIST that new arrivals can get this stuff for free and I can't 'cos I'm white.
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  11981.  @Madmires  Don't be offensive! Go back far enough, and my ancestors were amoebas.
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  11982.  @aethelwulfwarlord1475  I love your name, Aethel.
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  11983. Musk is the world's most successful African-American. The reaction of the Democrats is to send him back to the plantation.
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  11984. The Tories need a Lee Harvey Oswald. How many shots did he need?
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  11985.  @philthornton1382  ...past a grassy knoll.
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  11986. Pro-abortion terrorists? So... they grab random pregnant women and shove knitting needles up their crotches?
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  11987.  @silverhawkscape2677  Yes I did realise that.
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  11988. Happy Crimble, moosh!
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  11989. I've just come back in a time machine from 2025. TRUMP DID NOT KILL HIMSELF WHILST IN PRISON, despite what the official story claims.
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  11990. Isn't anybody gonna mention that Adam has a really TINY willy?
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  11991. Lazenby came the closest to Bond in real life.
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  11992. If it was, they won't tell us.
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  11993. Steve von Zodiac.
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  11994.  @Flashyfinancier  White lives don't matter, according to BLM.
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  11995.  Dick Tickler  Please repeat it widely on other channels. No copyright.
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  11996. PETER GRIFFIN: "Shut up, Meg". ANDREW: "Shut up, Meg". YOU AND I: "Shut up, Meg". GLEN QUAGMIRE: "No no no no no, thanks but no".
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  11997. The top-of-the-range A35 Deluxe also had bumper over-riders. Posh.
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  11998. I dislike drag shows. That's why I don't go.
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  11999. Ash Sarkar would praise us like suffragettes.
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  12000.  @pillthepower  I used to have a moustache. I could kiss a girl and clean her teeth at the same time.
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  12001.  @loqueestamal3465  I believe the tash is a tribute to Hereward the Wake.
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  12002.  @shake-n-vac  Good point. The moustache is called Simon. The bloke is just where it lives.
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  12003.  bobwilkins204  Hahaha! Not!
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  12004. @@Ringtailedwhitefox Tzar Alexander and King George V would be jealous.
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  12005. Shackled to a corpse.
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  12006. If this was a TV skit on ITV or the BBC, the comedians would never work again.
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  12007.  @lifeissweet9826  I assume you're from the US. The UK was the first country to set up a national health system after WW2. The model is derived from the socialist theories of the late '40s and early '50s. Most western countries have introduced their own systems in the decades since. EVERY other country has devised a different model, NONE are based on the British NHS 'cos it's cr4p. The NHS is overstaffed and hugely inefficient, but it's a sacred cow and any government which attempts a remodelling faces destruction. There are still some videos on YouTube, where the then- Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn shows documents, PROVING that the next Conservative government would sell the NHS to Donald Trump. Go find.
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  12008.  @kungfreddie  No, the dad has blue eyes.
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  12009.  @kungfreddie  I was expecting Harry and Meghan's kid to be a ginger Mike Tyson.
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  12010. Every Nazi superweapon combined didn't add a single day to WW2. All of them were a waste of resources. None of them worked properly.
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  12011. BEST. RANT. EVER.
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  12012. If vegans get there way, there won't be ANY animals at all left on farms. They'll all be extinct. That'll help the animals, right? Yeah all good then.
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  12013.  @jasperhorace7147  I suggest three podiums: One for men, one for women and one for numpty weirdos.
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  12014.  @benlotus2703  Don't tell me about your car. It's pornographic! Sex on wheels! You'll make me come by your house and rub my willy against it. Zips scratch the paint. The point of my earlier comment: Angry dumb-asses in BMWs tend to assume I'm going slowly and need to get past me, just 'cos it's an ancient car. I'm actually going at the speed limit.
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  12015.  @GhostLink92  Good point.
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  12016. @David Rosenberg Hey David, I replied to your comment a few hours ago. I've returned and it's gone. Maybe it triggered a BLM activist, who falsely reported it as hate speech. In answer to your question: These black US channels tend to point to the absence of father figures. I s'pose that's waycist these days.
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  12017.  @touristguy87  About what?
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  12018.  @samburkes7552  Please observe the comments left by touristguy above. You might like to tell him what you think.
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  12019.  @SvenTviking  Agreed. As a general rule, the Spit had a faster climb to altitude than a 109, but the 109 had a STEEPER rate of climb. There were lots of variants, so this doesn't always apply. Some 109s and 190s were taken off the line and given special improvements. The greatest determinant in combat was the pilot's skill. Only the most highly skilled pilots could fly their aircraft to the limits of its abilities.
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  12020.  @thorin1045  I heard that in the voice of Herbert from Spooner Street.
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  12021. Yeah but only 'cos you've got white privilege and your ancestors owned slaves. I'm sorry, I've been accessing too much mainstream media.
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  12022.  @loading...3197  A haunted wallet.
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  12023. I refuse to fund a corporation which propagandises my ethnic replacement.
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  12024. Make it legal for me to buy a speedboat, fit a sharp ram on the prow and ram the vessels. Obviously I'd throw life jackets to the passengers, and tow them back to France.
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  12025. I always assumed an invasion of Britain would require air raids, artillery and panzers driving up Whitehall. Instead Whitehall itself planned, funded and facilitated this invasion.
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  12026. Krankie was using her motorhome as a sex dungeon. Probably.
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  12027.  @kartikeypant4387  The Bird!
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  12028.  @pepperonipizza8200  Don'tcha know about the Word?
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  12029. Let's assume the pass mark is normally 80%. Brown skin might allow you to pass with 70%. If you're gay or transsexual, maybe you'll pass with 60%. If you've got only one leg, maybe 50%. I look like a healthy white male, but I identify as a gay black paraplegic. Gimme a doctorate at 30%. Refuse and you're a transphobic racist who hates the disabled and I'll sue you for $$$$$$.
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  12030. Harman should go back to promoting the rights of the Paedophile Information Exchange, as she did as a professional lawyer before entering Parliament.
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  12031. Ditto from southern England.
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  12032.  @imhere8380  That's utter bull poo-poo.
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  12033.  @NotAnotherTheory  Correct, but "Persons from a culturally-Christian background" is too long a phrase.
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  12034. This is the kind of discussion which GB News needs. They should hire this channel's contributors.
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  12035. Muricans & Brits will stand or fall together. Right now our nations are committing suicide. We're watching the collapse of western civilisation. Oh well, it was nice whilst it lasted.
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  12036.  @j.t.01  The majority of the population in London, Birmingham and several other cities is non-white. Going from perhaps 1% non-white to more than 50% non-white in 60 years looks like replacement to me.
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  12037.  @PhilipMarcYT  Time for Diane to become PM.
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  12038.  @alan2007-x8x  Bigots come in every shade of skin and every religion. The English are only people we're allowed to call bigots. That's bigoted.
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  12039. I want Keef Kuntabout as the next BBC presenter. Loves a drink, loves a tear-up and a sometime sex pest.
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  12040. I demand reparations from the Italian government, following the illegal Roman invasion and enslavement of Britannia from the year 50 BC. I remain traumatised. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter.
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  12041.  @dipanjandatta1689  Single-engined biplanes were indeed used against hostile Afghans, as it was easier than sending land convoys.
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  12042. What's her accent?
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  12043. The cops were white dudes in blackface. Spike Lee, Al Sharpton and Lebron all say so.
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  12044.  @SoccerVJ2011  Reagan had the advantage of having George Bush the elder as his VP. Bush served in the US Navy against the Japanese, and became head of the CIA. So Ronnie had an absolutely first-rate team of based patriots to support him. Whereas Kamala...
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  12045. I'm disappointed that the new Vette is mid-engined. Applying the name to a mid-engined car is just not right.
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  12046. Any day now, I'll Google-search "Leo Kearse images" and he'll look like Mike Tyson with a beard.
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  12047. Looks like you're FIRST. The BBC claims you only achieved this via white privilege.
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  12048. Bridgen is the last Tory in the Conservative Party. All the other Tory MPs have defected to wokism.
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  12049. They're increasing the news about UFOs, just in case the covid / monkey pox epidemics become unbelievable. UFOs apparently definitely exist whilst remaining unidentified. Any day now, persons who've been probed during alien abductions will be infected with alien pox.
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  12050. YUP!
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  12051.  @drahcirnevarc9152  As a Brit who lives near the place where thousands of Canucks were billeted under canvas for months prior to D-Day, I send my thanks to you and hope Turdeau will soon cower in a bunker before putting a pistol in his mouth.
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  12052.  @nigsbalchin226  *Bred*.
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  12053. I wonder how long my comment will remain before it's falsely reported and deleted as hate speech.
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  12054. "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!" Bray is a numpty with an empty life except for making himself look stupid.
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  12055.  @thurin84  I recommend viewing the video (originally a TV documentary) or reading the book. Otherwise you have insufficient info on which to base your judgement.
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  12056. Potholes, machete crime and a collapsed education system. The UK is becoming more like Haiti every day.
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  12057.  @Eclipse___  ADOLF NEEDED A GOOD KICKING. Adolf was like cancer trying to kill us. Now we're being killed by heart disease instead.
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  12058.  @blueband8114  Yes I agree. I was indeed mistaken.
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  12059. I'm British. I refuse to fund a corporation which hates me for being white.
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  12060. The Vikings invaded the British isles, murdered the local inhabitants, seized slaves and imposed their own culture and religion. And leftists claim the Vikings were black.
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  12061.  @skepticalbadger  DAMMIT! Thanks for your correction. I've edited it.
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  12062.  @kutter_ttl6786  An excellent reply. My understanding (which might be b*llsh*t) is that the USAF considered a cheap groundfire-suppressor to accompany Warthogs: Something inexpensive with a single turboprop. The designers decided you couldn't actually improve upon the Mustang, but with modern avionics. But, as you say, it didn't happen This was from the era when a couple of WW2 battleships were brought out of mothballs and returned to service.
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  12063.  @AdamMGTF  Would've used essentially the same airframe. Essentially, it was believed that a P51 couldn't be improved upon except with updated avionics and a turboprop.
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  12064.  @ScottKenny1978  Threw out the baby with the bath water.
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  12065.  @ScottKenny1978  All true. I don't know much about the Skyraider in the Vietnam War.
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  12066.  @ScottKenny1978  Funny how updating aircraft from the 1950s can keep them in service into the 21st century: C130, B52 etc.
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  12067. White males are being cancelled across the globe. Watch civilisation collapse across the globe without us.
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  12068. The "C-word"? As in Scunthorpe?
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  12069.  @Greylocks129  It's getting very bad and worsening all the time. It might take 30 years before we fight back. But by then we'll be outnumbered.
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  12070.  @rayransom7369  Who's gonna fight for us?
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  12071.  @gdparry2727  Definitely. Peter griffin got it right: "Shut up Meg".
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  12072.  @jasonbrown9731  Thousands of Canucks were housed under canvas at Stoney Cross during the rainy cold weeks leading up to D-Day. Heroes all. Sad to think their kids and grandkids are now governed by Turdeau, our own country is run by the Indians and Pakistanis and the POTUS is so demented he can't read a teleprompt.
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  12073.  @buzzbolt4387  Greta farts into balloons and sells them on Ebay. Maybe.
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  12074. Lots of white powder, sex with teenage girls, earning tens of $millions by selling my "art"... Great fun if I had no conscience.
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  12075. I'm a hotelier. My role model is Norman Bates.
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  12076. Hahahahaha!
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  12077.  @fabiennemitchell2371  Questions from a BBC panel would've been far harsher. Gorka explained himself brilliantly. The questions allowed him to do so. Just as the BBC pretends to be neutral, so GB News must pretend to ask hostile questions.
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  12078. I predict the next commissioner will be Robin Williams. No, not the dead American actor. I mean the lying porn-hoarding Met cop. Cos diversity n sheet n we wuz kangs.
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  12079. Adam Smith > Karl Marx. Carl Benjamin > Karl marx. Diane Abbott *^":?@!*IO)"? Starmer.
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  12080. The Conservatives will definitely lose the net general election, not because of a big vote for Labour, but because habitual Tory voters will stay at home and abstain. Same as in 1997, but bigger. If Rishi becomes PM, the Tories will face an almost complete wipeout.
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  12081. The Omen. The original Gregory Peck version, not the remake.
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  12082. I support Twat Valley Rovers.
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  12083.  @TorchyThePyro  I respect all of the arguments here which oppose my idea. Nice to have a discussion without the usual YouTube abuse.
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  12084.  @banditkeith6479  Thanks, that's the kind of response which is useful. I respect comments which oppose mine without being abusive.
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  12085.  @TorchyThePyro  I respect comments like yours which are clear and not abusive. Thanks, good buddy. However, it does appear the second amendment is being taken too literally. Does EVERY state require a licence before a person can buy a gun? I don't know, I'm asking Requiring a licence before you can buy a handgun is in itself an infringement. Perhaps requiring licenced persons to complete 10 hours of training will reduce the death toll by half.
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  12086.  @randaldavis8976  I respect good comments like yours. A discussion without abuse is very un-YouTube these days.
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  12087.  @auto1nfanticid3  You're correct, and I've Liked your comment. Thankyou for a sensible reply which didn't devolve into the usual YouTube abuse. I'm British, I've never served in the military and I don't know the difference between a matchlock and a flintlock. (That's a joke, I have actually done a fair bit of shooting as a teenager.) Many of us Brits regard the US and the UK as sharing the same family. I believe taking the 2nd Amendment too literally about "shall not be infringed" is where you're running into trouble. Back in the 1990s, there was a point where I might have been living and working in the US. If I'd become a naturalised US citizen, I definitely would've bought SEVERAL hand guns, but I would've paid for some training first.
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  12088.  @JohnnyKaw11B  True.
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  12089.  @banditkeith6479  The black guy in Waukesha, who murdered white grandmothers and children by driving his car into a Christmas parade, was presumably both licensed and trained. I accept that training people in the use of guns or cars can't protect good people from bad drivers or shooters.
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  12090.  @biohazard_613  Thanks. Being British, I know f*ck all about these details. But we share the same culture and I grieve at your tragedies. You wouldn't believe how sick I felt when Creepy Joe won the election. But actually, you already know it. You felt the same but a hundred times worse.
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  12091.  @socire72  No they're not. The Argentine government murdered tens of thousands of Argentine people. Many were tortured to death. Margaret rescued Argentina from itself.
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  12092.  @nickmiller76  Agreed. Nailed it.
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  12093. IDEA FOR A NEW VIDEO: Please search "Mayor Lori Lightfoot, Newsmax Reporter clash again". At 2.18, Lori says, "No no no no no" and denies Chicago had race riots. This reminded me of "Family Guy stubborn as a mule". It's got the exact same "No no no no no ee-aw ee-aw". Combine 20 seconds of the first clip with the second clip. A title like "Lori Lightfoot stubborn as a mule" will attract lots of US viewers. Go on, Andy - do it now!
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  12094. ALSO: The symbol of the Democratic Party is a mule.
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  12095. Germans freezing to death because of the Russians. Again. And the French doing the same. Again.
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  12096.  @imwithstupid00011  Any time I hear the words "gas", "Germany" and "Russia" in the same video, I get deja vu.
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  12097.  Jonny Mosquito  OK.
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  12098.  @rahmettakoj1341  Keep up the good work! Please offer your inside knowledge on other videos about this tragedy.
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  12099. Wyatt Earp would've been proud of Kyle.
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  12100. An atomic war will produce a nuclear winter. Which will counteract global warming. I se no downside.
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  12101.  @Audru-12  The accounts I've read, from the Luftwaffe's "Wandercircus" of captured allied aircraft, is that the Spitfire was regarded as a very good aircraft but it required more separate operations and hand-movements to transfer from straight and level flight to going into a turn or a dive. Bob Stanford Tuck pronounced (as in his biography, "Fly for your Life") that the 109 was smaller, had poor visibility and a less-forgiving stall. The visibility issue was sorted by later 109 canopies. More stuff as well, but I can't remember the other gripes.
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  12102.  @Audru-12  You're a troll. "Easy kill for a 109 or a FW190". Pfff.
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  12103. Women are from Venus. Men are from Mars. Wokists are from Planet Stupid.
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  12104.  @bbouchan1  Fastest journeys I ever made were by Austin Mini. Always deaf at the end.
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  12105.  @Blackfoxparadox  Before my hair went grey. And when I still had a full set of teeth.
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  12106.  @markbadger265  Haynes manuals are great!
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  12107. I know whom to stay apart from.
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  12108.  @yurichtube1162  If voting made any difference, the bustards wouldn't allow us to do it.
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  12109.  @yurichtube1162  Hey Yuri - I click on Replies and your comment about "no democracy" disappears. Skynet has found something truthful in your comment which it dislikes.
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  12110. Monty Python couldn't be formed today unless the BBC saw it included three gays (not just one), four women and five blacks. That'd make them funnier, right? Six white men from upper-crust universities smacks of misogynism, systemic racism and class privilege. Jokes about dead parrots aren't funny and condone animal cruelty.
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  12111. But if I burn their holy book, they'll murder me.
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  12112. Our governments despise us.
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  12113. A well-reasoned comment. I agree with half of it.
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  12114. I'm a Brit. 30 years ago I wanted a US green card but it didn't happen. I would've fitted right in. I had the funds to buy a house. A useful trade. I speak English and can spell "color" the US way. But thousands of Gazan people who despise every part of US culture? Dear God NO.
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  12115.  @eliaspanayi3465  Probably here in three, two, one...
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  12116. FROM THE UK: Likewise. FJB.
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  12117.  @rickystephenson518  This was reported by a different channel yesterday. I left a comment. I returned a minute later and it'd been deleted. The Al Gore rhythms might recall my comment and delete it again, hence cre4t1ve 5pelling. "Noffing of v4lue wuz l0st". Free speech being deleted in the name of freedumb.
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  12118.  @georgehetty7857  Hello again, George! Question: What's "BHM"?
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  12119.  @georgehetty7857  Aha! I'm with you now.
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  12120. I hope the Bournemouth East Constituency Association deselects him.
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  12121.  @joaoomega6627  Boris can't organise a drinks party in a garden without f*cking it up.
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  12122. I allowed my Tory membership to lapse when Cameron was PM, after 29 years. Cameron returns to cabinet. The Conservative party has committed suicide. Their participation in the UK's suicide over the past decade makes them murderers.
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  12123. Says "11 replies" but only five are visible. Deleting free speech to protect freedumb.
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  12124. The UK & US will stand or fall together. Different swamps, identical swamp-monsters.
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  12125.  @arthurdaley3154  No. If Trump had been in office, Putin would've been too feckin frightened to have invaded Ukraine. The Russians are opportunists and always take advantage of a weak presidency, as when they invaded Afghanistan during the Jimmy Carter / Ronald Reagan handover period.
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  12126.  @WillCamx  Yep. The government could help us all by ending the BBC licence fee. £160 will buy you a few weeks of electricity. Watching TV without the BBC tax renders us all criminals.
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  12127. The American designer Dunne produced a tailless swept-wing biplane in 1911.
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  12128.  @jessfrankel5212  Seems like there are TWO nerds here who are more knowledgeable than me!
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  12129.  @jessfrankel5212  I read somewhere that the Dunne tailless biplane was built in the USA, hence I assumed Dunne was an American. Thankyou for checking your sources. There's enough rubbish on the net already without me adding to it.
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  12130.  @jessfrankel5212  WELL DONE! Always makes me laugh when numpties write comments about swept wings and tailless aircraft being invented by the Nazis.
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  12131.  @jessfrankel5212  Also - isn't it nice when you correct somebody on YouTube and they THANK you, instead of gyrating and getting angry and conducting a 200-message argument?
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  12132. And now a police station has been set alight (6 March '24). The usual suspects who can't be named in case it enflames (haha!) social cohesion.
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  12133. YIPPEE !!!
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  12134.  @rw7011  To be honest: I can't give you a 100% definite answer to that, but there was nothing on the scale of what happened in some other armies. After Verdun, the French Army effectively threw down its guns and refused to continue, and I can't blame them. The mutiny was hushed-up, otherwise the Germans would have attacked and the war would have ended in 1916. It's why the Somme offensive was brought forward, and why it was a mainly British attack instead of an all-out joint attack by both the French and the British. The French mutineers were handled with tact and respect. A handful of the mutineers were convicted but the remainder were rested and returned to battle. If I'd left this comment on a Mark Felton video (find his channel) we'd have dozens of knowledgeable persons correcting me with detailed "yes but" comments.
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  12135.  Useless Idiot  You're far from a Useless Idiot, Sir. Yes you're right. Plus there were isolated groups of sensible soldiers who said, "I'm not getting out of this effing trench for you or anybody" and were put up against a wall and shot.
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  12136.  @georgehetty187  Are you a friend of bloody Toast? (Most people won't get the reference but you're wiser than most.)
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  12137. The NHS resembles a restaurant which mixes lumps of poo-poo in its food. Most of it is very good. But I can't disregard the tiny proportion which isn't.
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  12138. The Bristol Fighter was very successful in the Great War. The concept performed well with Hawker two-seat fighters in the thirties. Boulton & Paul manufactured two-seat Hawkers under licence during the thirties. The idea of a two-seat fighter which resembled the Hawker Hurricane seemed like a great idea at the time. Keith Park commanded 11 Group during the BoB. He'd been a Bristol Fighter ace during the Great War, and expected better from the Defiant. If Defiants were used in 12 Group instead of 11 Group, they'd have gone up against unescorted bombers as they'd originally been designed to do.
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  12139.  @jjefferyworboys8138  "Council tax" was the correct term. "Poll tax" was the common term.
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  12140.  @scintillam_dei  Your knowledge is partial and twisted. The first vessel to circumnavigate the globe was Magellan's, and he was Portuguese, not Spanish. Your errors continue from there.
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  12141.  @scintillam_dei  Yes I know, and Drake used the charts compiled by Magellan during his own circumnavigation. You are clearly a troll who enjoys making trouble and I won't engage with you.
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  12142.  GreggFellows  As in, "The TSR2 was still in its development phase, which involves fixing its problems".
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  12143.  GreggFellows  You appear to have only a partial knowledge of this topic. The Nimrod was a success. The prototype AWAC development of the successful Nimrod was a money pit.
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  12144.  @weebrianful  Well yeah duh, that's the point of the joke!
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  12145.  @weebrianful  The original reply about the Brown Streak received lots more Likes than any of yours.
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  12146.  @LAFITZ10  You appear to be replying to a comment which I didn't make.
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  12147. A reply from Eleana appeared in my inbox. I've come here and it's been deleted.
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  12148. Looks like Rolf Harris.
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  12149.  @jackie0604oxon  Pauly's comment was good. Your reply was even better.
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  12150. I'm currently undergoing a car insurance claim, via Newcastle. I couldn't understand the guy's Geordie accent.
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  12151.  @normansidey5258  Trusted? Maybe. Comprehensible? Depends on the clarity. If this particular Geordie worked at air traffic control, there'd be mid-air collisions across the entire UK. Please don't write, "That is not likely to be true". No offence was intended in my comment. Outsourcing to Pakistan is far, far worse.
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  12152.  @datrenarakiel8202  I'm no fan of Toast. I've got suspicions about him and my wife.
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  12153. @Tyler Ducharme Are you a friend of that ham actor, Toast? (Half the people reading these comments won't get the reference.)
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  12154. I'm British. If a bunch of redcoats returned and burned the White House, that'd still be a tiny crime compared with what happens in the DC war zone every night. Meanwhile, my own capital city of London resembles the ruins of ancient Egypt or the temples of the Incas. The stones remain, but the magnificent civilisation which created the monuments has long since destroyed itself. We are watching the collapse of western civilisation. Strangely, Putin's Russia almost looks safe and inviting.
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  12155.  @Seminal_Ideas  I assume you like my name, Vic, and I definitely love your name as well.
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  12156. Nigel has always trodden a narrow and precarious path. I recall an episode of "Have I Got News For You" from ten years ago. Every quip sought to imply Farage was a rr ayzist afr irght extremist. He laughed it off. Pro-Brexit campaigners were implied to be the descendants of Mosley's Blackshirts. I suspect he's instinctively aligned with the likes of Enoch and Tommy, but has to rein in his expressed views for fear of being permanently cancelled.
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  12157. The left claims everybody who opposes paedophilia, unlimited migration and compulsory gender reassignment surgery is a far right racist bigot. I exaggerate but not by much.
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  12158. Nigel will have changed Europe to a greater extent than Hitler and Stalin combined. But in a good way. And he still won't get a knighthood.
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  12159. In short: We're all completely f*cked. I hope nobody nukes Russia and makes it radioactive. We whiteys need somewhere to run to when we're pushed out of our own countries.
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  12160. New regulations? W*nkers finding new ways to w*nk.
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  12161. ME: "Let's accept and promote people on the basis of their attributes, not their race". THE LEFT: "Ray Purchase is a racist white supremacist far right extremist! Ban him."
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  12162.  @yodaslovetoy  I'm surprised you haven't been cancelled and banned from YouTube yet. I'm on my third name so far.
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  12163.  @nihilistlivesmatter  I hope nobody nukes Russia. It's big enough.
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  12164. Search YouTube for "Monty Python's Johann Gambolputty".
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  12165. The British people are currently committing their own suicide. Anyone who tries to stop them is derided as far right.
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  12166. I HOPE THIS HAPPENS.
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  12167. To be fair, Blair didn't do it all on his own. There were plenty of other Quislings who joyously assisted Blair and got rich out of it.
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  12168. The woke are trying to destroy the memory of Winston Churchill. Maybe that'll make him cool. He'll come back as a gun-toting black gangsta rapper with a cocaine addict.
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  12169.  @gillps5130  Damned true.
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  12170. Got millions of illegal aliens already. Equivalent to the Borg. Resistance is futile. Accept assimilation or be destroyed.
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  12171. Gotta love your name, get. You need the starship Enterprise. 'Cos it's good at wiping out Klingons.
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  12172. Mahyar (bless him, great bloke) mentioned eight names. Only two of those persons were white. The other six are the sons or daughters of migrants. They'll stop the illegal migrants, right? Right? Yeah, good Conservative values.
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  12173.  @letsdiscussitoversometea8479  The BBC will only show crimes committed by W people. ITV will only broadcast adverts containing B people.
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  12174. MESSAGE FROM THIS BRIT TO ALL YANKS, CANUCKS, AUSSIES, KIWIS ETC. FROM THE ENGLISH SPEAKING WORLD: We're watching the collapse of western civilisation. I'm reminded of a saying used by the Japanese about their soldiers who died in WW2. They resembled the cherry blossom, falling at the exact moment they reached perfection. Same with western civilisation and the English-speaking world. Bye bye, so sad.
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  12175.  @steadynumber1  I remember that line!
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  12176.  @IanMay-g5u  YES! Hilarious even though it went against my beliefs.
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  12177.  @GodIsLove1015  Can we invite Putin to become PM?
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  12178.  @SheridanM-dc1nk  Hence why I wrote "16+". Brand doesn't appear to have been accused of forking any 16 year olds. No 16 year old should be working in nightclubs, Channel 4 or with Brand.
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  12179.  @SheridanM-dc1nk  I watched large chunks but I missed a few bits. I am happy to admit this.
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  12180.  @SheridanM-dc1nk  Thanks for the info! I missed that part! Parents shouldn't allow a daughter to hang around with celebrities who describe themselves as sex addicts.
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  12181.  @eze8970  No, it was a pre-planned war by a megalomaniac who believed he couldn't possibly lose. There would not have been a war if Wilhelm stayed out of it.
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  12182.  @redalertsteve_  Which of my replies are you referencing?
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  12183. Fine book. Told the story of the BoB, commencing in 1918 right up to the end of the battle itself.
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  12184. I'm British. Same here. We're watching the collapse of western civilisation.
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  12185.  @portlyoldman  Hahaha!
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  12186.  @geoffpegler4506  Another comment with the word "ridiculous" spelled incorrectly? Another "rediculous" comment.
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  12187.  @JustinTimeEnglishClip  I wouldn't disagree with that, but the Tories and Labour are two releases of gas from the same Uniparty sphincter.
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  12188.  @markgoestofrankfurt  Is that you, Clem? Thanks for getting the reference! The biggest threat to Labour isn't the Tories, it's their own electorate. Many constituencies rely on the Muslim vote. A new party's been set up, called "The Party of Islam" Go search. If half the Muslim electorate votes for the new party, the Tories will sneak in by the back door. Sad that SOME replies here are being hostile and abusive to me, but I'm actually agreeing with much of this thread.
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  12189.  @geoffpegler4506  Half the comments disappear anyway.
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  12190.  @PHSPictures  It's the closest we've got to "F**k Joe Brandon".
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  12191.  @vespadavidson2315  Wot - amm i a jolk to yoo?
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  12192. Everyone who buys the licence is funding their own destruction.
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  12193. Is he banned yet?
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  12194. Also - I'm hungry. Fling me a fish.
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  12195. Leftist will call you a Nazi for that.
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  12196.  @johnblack3313  Yep.
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  12197.  @markfox1545  Yore a speling Narzi and litrully Hilter.
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  12198.  @kochmuncher4471  Is that you, Clem?
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  12199.  Chinese Allah  Two-nil in wars, but not in football. That's why it's wiser to stick to cricket. With plenty of help from the Aussies, Kiwis and South Africans.
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  12200.  @pooooornopigeon  It's mostly filled with Afro-Caribbeans these days.
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  12201.  @АмериканецвРоссии-и4б  That's OK then.
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  12202.  @keighlancoe5933  A few years ago, a German won the World Conker Championships in the UK.
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  12203. I give myself joy and happiness by having sex with farm animals. No, not really. Honestly no no no no no. Really, NO. But it's the only depraved act of sexual desire which the Left doesn't yet describe as stunning and brave.
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  12204.  @markvarley2962  Like your comment.
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  12205. Feeling cold? Gather your family around you and suck on a Polo mint. They can warm their hands on your breath.
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  12206.  @robinblackmoor8732  The books describe Bond's scar across his forehead.
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  12207.  @calsurflance5598  Waste of a phenomenal cast.
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  12208.  @calsurflance5598  Cocaine's a hell of a drug. And I think the creators spent a lot of money on it.
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  12209.  @maryduffy2036  Sadly, it's like being on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. Bar service continues. The beds are warm and cosy. The lights are still on. But the tragedy is in motion and cannot now be averted.
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  12210. As a Pastafarian (real religion, Google it) I reckon ALL the Abrahamic religions are numpty.
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  12211. I'm looking forward to solar paint. Imagine painting an entire wall with special paint. It might be less efficient than panels, but the area could be enormous.
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  12212. Elon is the most successful African American in American history. That's why the BBC hate him.
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  12213.  @ZenosOsgorma  It's not sarcasm. It's a humorous way of bringing your attention to a typo.
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  12214.  @ZenosOsgorma  The word "shink" actually exists. It means to pour wine or beer. Look it up. I'll gladly shink a bottle of Australian or New Zealand wine to celebrate the EU's demise. Let's shink to the sinking EU!
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  12215.  @TheKrauzerII  You knowledge of these events is sketchy and partial. I'm not "dissing" you, you're nearly correct.
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  12216. Not enough lamp posts or rope for the number I'd like to hang.
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  12217.  @TheManWithNoName6  The best way to raise children is within a loving married family with one male husband and one female wife. Rappers will disagree and leftists will call me a bigot, but meh.
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  12218.  @TheManWithNoName6  I'm a white Brit, and I don't want my kind to be genocided.
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  12219.  @TheManWithNoName6  I'd welcome an asteroid collision. I'd pity the elephants and the dolphins, but humanity deserves none at all.
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  12220.  @paxandlux  Dear heavens, you've proven my advice doesn't apply to everyone. Miss Piggy encountered hostility from Kermit's family after they married. The frogs' comments resembled what Meghan claims she endured upon meeting the Royals. The frogs all wondered whether the tadpoles would be black or pink.
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  12221. The last time I was this early, the sun still orbited the Earth.
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  12222.  @johnough4893  I myself am a speling Narzi and litrully Hilter.
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  12223. This fire has been almost ignored by the mainstream media. "Don't look at this, look at something else". No word yet about the cause. No CCTV of the suspects. It's like when there's a serious crime but the culprit's mugshot isn't shown. We all know who did it and why.
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  12224.  @stevepowell491  Hahaha! Also, at first I misread your comment as being about zoos in space.
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  12225.  @jerry2357  Let's all trust our government and their advisors. They're all wise and couldn't possibly ever make an error. It's impossible for box-ticking twats to ever make a mistake. Right? Right? Yeah, that's OK then.
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  12226.  @Mark_Williams300  The Vietnamese don't demand reparations. Instead, they study hard, become doctors, scientists and engineers and uphold our values. On the other hand, those doctors, scientists and engineers who arrive by dinghy...
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  12227. The list of disgraced Tory MPs at the 4.20 point... Crispin Blunt MP is accused (rightly or wrongly) of graping a 15 year old boy. Blunt should never have been admitted to the Tory list of Parliamentary candidates. Would I vote Tory? No.
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  12228.  @vordman  How "great" is it to be a world-class sportsman? There are hundreds of world-class sportsmen across the globe right now. Some of them are black. No big deal.
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  12229. Every person who appears on the Lotus Eaters might shortly be debanked. In the name of free speech.
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  12230. The Number One reason why the Spitfire became iconic is the movie with Leslie Howard and David Niven.
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  12231.  @thomasvarley380  Can Hitler be played by an African?
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  12232.  @jackiegage7088  Agreed.
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  12233.  @sandragray3951  I want these people to be housed in royal palaces. At that point, something will be done to stop boats mid-channel and send them back.
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  12234.  @quantisedspace7047  Agreed 100%. Or as Diane would put it, "Eleventy-four percent".
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  12235.  @Carboggg  Enoch warned us and the People agreed but the Establishment ignored him. If Enoch had predicted THIS much of an invasion, he would've been locked up in Broadmoor. And yet here we are.
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  12236. Well yeah duh, that's why we need thousands of new dinghy migrants every week. Some of them can be our new GPs. Right?
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  12237. I hoped this would be about the heroic aviator.
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  12238. Why didn't BBC staff go to prison, like Tommy did?
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  12239.  @drdeadbeat1604  I recall Rik Mayall as Alan B'stard. He's outside a restaurant. A one-legged ex-serviceman is begging for change. SERVICEMAN: "Remember the Falklands, sir?" B'STARD: "Yes I do, I made a fortune". And he kicks away the man's crutch. The joke wasn't against the serviceman, it was against the wealthy Tory elite. These days it'd get you cancelled.
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  12240. Replacing Boris with a different Tory represents a second fart from the same arse. Replacing the Tories with labour would be a second shit from the same arse. What's the f*ckin' difference?
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  12241. Yep. I can't understand wtf they're talking about, but listening to smart people might enable some of it to rub off on me. I wonder if these blokes could actually put a shelf on a wall or change a spark plug. See? I'm smart too.
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  12242.  @gamehengeful  This kind of thing would be funny if it happened at Adam West High, and involved some young giant chickens. But not in real life.
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  12243. Damned good video.
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  12244. Katie Hopkins for the new Doctor.
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  12245. That's exactly what they'll do. The b*stards.
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  12246. The greatest generals were General Electric and General Motors.
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  12247. Batman and Robin. Steptoe and Son. Bart and Millhouse.
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  12248. The Holy Land is drenched in more blood than any other part of this planet. Been going on now for nearly 3,000 years. Tony Blair left office and set up an NGO to bring peace to the region. How's that going?
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  12249.  @andrewmorse4324  The 109's biggest advantage was that it was designed for mass production, with panels stamped by machine. The Spitfire was created by a man who'd only designed aircraft to be manufactured in penny-packet numbers, plus one-off racers. The 109 was much cheaper to manufacture. The Spitfire might've been partially-redesigned if Mitchell had lived.
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  12250. STYX IF YOU'RE READING THIS: IDEA FOR A NEW VIDEO: There's a recent video from Mayor Lori Lightfoot, denying there are problems in Chicago and saying, "No no no no no". Please compare it with "Family Guy stubborn as a mule", "No no no no no".
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  12251.  @karenqueenslander6441  Correct. DIANA: "Oh look at me, I'm so pretty, I don't need to comply with the law, I'm very important and nothing bad could ever happen to me, laws and common sense are only required for the common people who fund my expensive lifestyle".
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  12252. I don't know 'cos I'm not a veteranarian.
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  12253. A lovely car, but pointless in an age of speed cameras.
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  12254.  @JayEmmOnCars  So I can ONLY use this car's performance in the UK on a track? Or risk my licence by driving on public roads where PERHAPS there are no cameras? Pfff...
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  12255.  @georgehetty187  Are you a friend of my wife? Somebody's been **cking her and I need to find out who. (Obscure exchange of comments.)
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  12256. It's a warning to others. Oppose the BBC or the Deep State and they'll crucify you.
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  12257.  Eisen Chao  See above.
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  12258.  @CaptainSeamus  I didn't know!
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  12259.  @sparkleypegs8350  The deleted scenes from "Gone With The Wind" where the South wins.
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  12260. Biden wants to put Trump in a prison cell, next to that of Julian Assange. With the same prison guards who protected Epstein.
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  12261. Excellent comment. Please repeat widely on other videos. More people need to see this comment. Why did you deliberately look the other way when I was being gang-raped?
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  12262. Seek the song "Stiff Upper Lip by Byron de la Vandal" on YouTube.
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  12263.  @tedcrilly1  I'm actually Bill, Ray's albino brother. He allows me to use his computer when the sun's too bright for me to go outside. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  12264.  @DarrenWalley  Have you been spying on me via webcam?
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  12265. Put her on wheels.
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  12266. I wonder how many of our comments and replies will be automatically deleted by YouTube's algorithms.
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  12267. No. Andy paid to make the problem go away. In the 1960s, a German woman who'd bonked Paul McCartney before the Beatles became famous claimed he'd made her pregnant. Paul couldn't disprove the claim and settled out of court. Decades later, Paul's "daughter" demanded further money from Paul. By now DNA testing was available. It was proven the "daughter" wasn't Paul's offspring at all. All of these claims against Andy might be false.
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  12268. We need an electoral pact between Mr. Kurten, Mr. Fox and all the other parties of their ilk.
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  12269. This government is Anglophobic.
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  12270.  @aussiewattle4299  Agreed. Add all the persons subscribed to our favourite channels, consider that many are overseas or being counted twice, and there aren't enough of us to get anything done. UKIP achieved success in the Euros because the Westminster electoral system wasn't used.
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  12271.  @2toneglizz695  You want Simon to cease "speaking down" on black folk? Sometimes people bring it upon themselves. I don't recall Simon EVER "speaking down" on the Gurkhas, the Sikhs or numerous other groups.
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  12272.  @georgehetty7857  Sometimes people earn a kicking.
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  12273.  @wishingwell12345  Yeah you're right. The cops should've allowed the vehicle on its way because the driver was black. Cars with firearm alerts on them must never be stopped unless the driver is white.
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  12274.  @patthewoodboy  Sometimes warning a driver can be as useful as a prosecution. I've been arrested in the past. Being arrested and thinking, "Damn, that was a close call" can set a person straight without the need for a formal prosecution. Same when I've been stopped for naughty driving.
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  12275.  @lindalaw5466  No, it's politeness on my part. I was once stopped by the police at 2am. I'd just had my car re-MOT'd and retaxed, so I had all my documents (including insurance) in my car. The female cop was on a power trip and wanted to make something of it, but a sober and polite bloke with a full set of documents is hard to criticise. If I'd tried to outrun the cops or threatened to run them over, things would've been different.
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  12276.  @lindalaw5466  Hahahahaha! Halfords, yes, the motoring equivalent of Joe Biden's brain.
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  12277.  @grahamtaylor6883  I had modified cars when I was young as well. I never get stopped now that I'm grey and wrinkled.
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  12278.  @rosbifle413  I myself have never trusted the J-man since He attempted to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  12279.  @teresabyrne855  Please read his Wiki biography. He's like the bloke who was born in Bethlehem. Brought up as a Jew. Discovered his father wasn't his real dad.
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  12280. WORLD LEADERS: "Sheep don't need money. And they're happy".
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  12281.  @stephfoxwell4620  Yep.
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  12282.  @Puffball-ll1ly  Hahaha! Homeless beardy bloke is a preferable PM to Rishi.
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  12283.  @christophernewman5027  Yep. So old it's got cobwebs but still funny.
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  12284.  @9lettere668  You're easily triggered.
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  12285.  @erichkorman710  Your comment is needlessly offensive. You resemble a sheep saying "Baa baa baa".
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  12286.  @erichkorman710  Your comment is needlessly offensive.
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  12287.  @KTopics  My comment was about Kamala and Joe being puppets. Too many numpties will falsely report comments as h 8 speech.
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  12288. To be fair, this pig in a wig does indeed resemble a less bee yan. Although many real-life Ls tend to prefer crew-cuts. (Cre4t1ve 5pelling 'cos YT likes to delete my comments.) EDIT - Can anyone see this reply or has YT rendered it invisible?
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  12289.  @Stripeysnave  Here's a simpler test. Many males enjoy watching naughty videos with L-on-L bonking. Would a normal bloke enjoy watching a video with this pig in a wig bonking another similar person? I think not.
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  12290. A 12 year old girl? Brandon wants to give her a pearl necklace.
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  12291.  @marryan2872  I can't remember your comment, but I recall Liking it.
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  12292. Dr. Harold Shipman, Dr. Josef Mengele and nurse Beverley Allitt all gave vaccinations. This vaccine has been rushed into service in months, instead of the usual years of testing. Sometimes medication has unknown side effects. A faulty smallpox vaccination in the 1950s gave smallpox to hundreds of patients. Then there's thalidomide. And I should trust the vaccination for a disease which 99.99 of its victims survive because...?
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  12293. Not systemic racism? That's the usual cause.
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  12294. The Anglosphere was a great thing in the days of Churchill, who wanted a "union of the English-speaking peoples". Something might've been achieved in Maggie's time, with the special relationship between herself and President Reagan. But these days all we've got is Biden and Boris. So sad.
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  12295. That would define you as a far-right proto-terrorist bigot. Heterosexuality is the new Nazism. The BBC and the Guardian told me so.
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  12296. @Layne Staley "Airplane" is American. "Aeroplane" is British. "Plane" is bad grammar.
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  12297.  @alexcrowther2341  Have you seen Mrs. Purchase? Somebody told me he'd seen the soles of her feet on the windscreen of Toast's car, but I doubt it because my wife is completely faithful to me. (Confused persons should search, "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  12298. I'm British. I assumed Texas was filled with Propane salesmen with narrow urethras and a pick-up truck.
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  12299. ANDREW - Will you attend the big event in London on 18th December? Get a soap box and give us a turn!
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  12300. Shut up Meg.
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  12301. Be careful, Simon. Revealing the truth will earn you a cell next to that of Julian Assange. The ghost of Alexander Solzhenitsyn watches and says, "Yeah, that happened to me as well".
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  12302.  @KemetledAfrica  West Indian, Chinese and Indian troops were used behind the lines for purposes of building roads, camps and so on. Absolutely vital work. Soldiers from some territories might become unreliable upon suffering horrific casualties. Native Brits, Canucks, ANZACs and so on were steadfast in battles like Vimy Ridge. Troops from Ghana or Jamaica might throw in the towel. Some units were indeed committed to battle and took heavy casualties, as with Indian cavalry.
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  12303.  @jimjones-bk2is  I'm surprised nobody's issued pink poppies.
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  12304.  @jimjones-bk2is  All true.
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  12305.  @brianthirling9260  True.
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  12306. "My name is Diane Abbott and my pronoun is Race Baiter".
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  12307. Brand used to be a toxic leftiewho was adored by the woke. Some of his rantings are now so sensible, his detractors are calling him f4rr ryte.
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  12308. Andy the Stabby Cabby.
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  12309. BANNED because there were no black people.
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  12310. Rwanda was a system designed to fail.
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  12311.  @gigachad-jh1dh  The 1969 movie deserves to be reviewed.
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  12312.  @benlotus2703  Sheep- walking.
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  12313. New tongue-twister: The police protecting the political person who protected the paedophile.
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  12314. Tucker Carlson has a penis. And he's white. That makes him a bigot!
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  12315. We need a hero to be sent from the future. To protect the mother of the future leader of the human resistance.
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  12316.  @gabrielboorom2683  Some great comments here! I'm having a Bill and Ted moment.
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  12317. Still muffled.
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  12318.  @goldiegirl7247  The bus tards will make false allegations about his income, or will find a woman who'll lie on oath about him touching her bum. Destroy his reputation. Keep him busy with petty and false allegations.
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  12319. Oh don't worry, the asteroid will kill us all first.
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  12320.  @nw6231  Thanks! What the eff is he doing in the UK?
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  12321. If you think THAT movie was bad, consider the movie "The Battle of the Bulge" (Robert Shaw, Henry Fonda, Telly Savalas etc.). Eisenhower thought it so bad, he asked people not to watch it. "The Bridge at Remagen" was a good movie but very little accuracy.
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  12322.  @TheGrimReaper9884  Jim is 100% correct, and John is correctly described in your comment. It appears the police are as numpty as John.
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  12323. That's a joke, right?
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  12324. I'll never ride in a Ford Transit again without covering my face in shame.
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  12325.  @dorothyramser7805  Start with the Koran.
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  12326. Eleven years? No, it's gone on forever.
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  12327.  @PibrochPonder  Agreed, but none of our views are right wing.
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  12328.  @PibrochPonder  Do you want the next government to be - a.) Socialist, or - b.) Socialist with a blue label?
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  12329.  @jamesdavison2416  I'd be delighted if Richard Ayoade could've been the new Doctor. NONE of my comments are waycist or anti-black.
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  12330.  @tonyedwards2693  Roger Daltry, playing the deaf, dumb and blind kid who plays the mean pin ball.
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  12331. Remind me... who's doing the hunting?
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  12332. Sweeney is a disgusting hate-filled has-been.
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  12333.  @jansammut9557  Simon does a great job, a truth-teller in the wilderness. But sometimes Simon must get sick of dealing with what's always bad and depressing news. I'm a Battle of Britain nerd, and could bore people to tears talking about the 1969 movie. Next I'd force them to suicide themselves when I get onto the actual battle itself. But I'd have a great time!
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  12334.  @BusbyTreeSurgery  I wanna see a top ten of comedy westerns, including Blazing Saddles and Carry On Cowboy.
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  12335.  @adv957  Olly Alexander identifies as a urinal in a gents toilet.
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  12336. Identify as a desk? She fails to give me wood.
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  12337.  @parker-ii7fg  She'd have got there sooner if she'd been bl aque.
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  12338. Khan looks at Detroit and says, "Hmmmm, that's what I want for London".
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  12339. Impossible. He'd be regarded as a afr irght monster.
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  12340. No. The raid on Coventry was directed by "X Gerat", a device using radio beams which intersected over Coventry. The bombers flew down one beam until a second beam was intersected, automatically causing the bombs to release. The planners definitely targeted Coventry because that's where they put the cross-hairs.
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  12341.  @slim-yin  The BBC claims your comment and that of ruvane are both expressive of sanctimonious white privilege and should be banned. Probably.
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  12342.  @williamtell6750  No, the Kaiser was relying on the Schliefen Plan for very rapid mobilisation. Then the British arrived and f*cked his plans.
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  12343.  @stevenbrown6912  Definitely. The Kaiser himself was responsible. He was absolutely certain his Schliefen Plan would definitely achieve success.
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  12344.  @williamtell6750  Sorry, I can't be bothered. But it's nice to get a reply on YouTube which isn't "F*ck you" or similar. Can you condense it into four lines? Please don't make it LONG or put yourself through effort, I'm not a troll and I don't want to overwork you.
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  12345.  @stephfoxwell4620  At the conference table in the woods, whilst the Germans were signing the articles of Armistice, a German said, "I wonder what history will say about this". A French representative replied, "History will NOT say that France invaded Germany". The person of the Kaiser himself caused the entire f*cking catastrophe.
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  12346.  @williamtell6750  Don't go shooting APPLES off peoples' heads in the meantime.
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  12347.  @georgehetty7857  Pay me enough, and I'd play the role naked.
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  12348.  @williamtell6750  Sorry, my bad! I'll go back and edit it.
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  12349.  @TheAce0fAllTrades  BIDEN: "People who disagree with me are terrorists". LIGHTFOOT: "People who disagree with me are homophobic racists". HOMER: "People who disagree with donuts are Ned Flanders". Homer would make a better POTUS or mayor.
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  12350. Usual suspects.
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  12351.  @Troyyork401  Please repeat widely. No copyright.
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  12352. I'd love Keef to be a GP. "Oi oi, bend over moosh, I need to examine your prostate".
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  12353.  @Mereologist  An excellent and informative reply. I expect a non-binary leftist with purple hair will shortly read your reply and report it as hey 8 speech.
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  12354.  @monkeygraborange  Sad but true.
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  12355.  @medler2110  Being small has advantages. It makes a sailor a smaller target. Most champion motor cyclists are small. Advantages in terms of their power to weight ratio and a lower centre of gravity.
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  12356.  @MrDaiseymay  - everything else as well.
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  12357.  @nilebaker3729  What - Don't you trust me ?!?!?
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  12358.  @Kielbasa_Starmer  True. But Diane Abbott counted them, and claims there were only eleventy-fifteen all year.
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  12359.  @rob5944  I don't remember the name of the authentic-looking spoof documentary. I've searched YouTube but I can't find it.
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  12360.  @hbecker123  Imagine AH in the modern era. Twerking and making Tik Tok videos.
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  12361.  @meganhuggins7494  I joined her party as a Thatcherite, but I allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. Maggie herself said that she wanted to do far more, but there were never enough of her mindset in Parliament to go further. She was always on the brink of being toppled, and she walked a very fragile tightrope. In the past few years we've had Cameron, Boris, May, the Lettuce and now Rishi. Shows how careful any leader needs to be to stay in office.
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  12362.  @luisbustamante9869  No, but I did indeed misread the title. Similarly, Andy the Gabby Cabbie recently titled a video, "My new toy for YouTube" about his new piece of kit. I left a comment about how I'd misread it "My new sex toy" and expected a different kind of video. Y'gotta laugh at sumthin' as you await the gallows.
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  12363.  @ShanghaiRooster  THANKS! I Kept thing it was sumthin to do with Sophism but I was mistake.
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  12364. PREDICTION: Julian Assange's suicide in US custody was faked.
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  12365. Lots of hermaphrodites such as slugs. Both in nature and the BBC.
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  12366. I misread this video's title as, "Chicago Pushes Democrat Solution". Same thing anyway.
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  12367.  @ballaratboy1  We're watching the collapse of western civilisation.
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  12368. Always them gingers. Every. Feckin. Time. A tiny proportion of the population. But it's nearly always the gingers. Every time. Yeah. Yeah. (Can't phrase it other ways or I'll be banned.)
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  12369.  @jordanabraham99  AGREED.
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  12370. Here in the UK, we could easily end illegal migration if we dug a HUGE ditch all around the country and filled it with sea water. They'd never get past that, right? Right? Yeah OK then.
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  12371.  @robertglass3944  yore a gramar Narzi and litrully Hilter. But yore korrect
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  12372.  @elainecameron5545  If Harry didn't marry Meg, by now the washed-up former actress would've been making naughty videos for naughty interweb channels. With titles like "Meg does 3 BBC". But I don't mean the broadcaster.
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  12373. Notice how he avoids describing the attackers. Teenagers, yeah. What else? Ooooh, mustn't say.
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  12374. H & M must be invited but kept at a distance. It's as Michael Corleone said to Fredo, "You're my brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides against the family again". M & H are wholly untrustworthy. They will twist every private conversation and comment, just to make a tabloid headline to sell their next book.
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  12375.  @kevinkenny6975  Definitely. You're entitled to do so under the Disability Discrimination Act. Anybody who claims otherwise is a bigot.
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  12376.  @sblack48  THANKS! One always encounters the best nerds on videos like this. I knew the tank locations were the same, I didn't know about the other details. From memory, I think the 109's tank was BEHIND the cockpit.
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  12377.  @sandiegotrafficlightstrain354  Agreed. But Fried's spelling is funnier. "Familt guy". Ugh.
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  12378. Agreed. I trust a billionaire who empathises with families who can't afford to feed their kids. I trust an Indian PM and his mostly-BAME cabinet to reduce immigration. I trust wolves to protect the sheep. All in all, I'd welcome an asteroid collision ASAP.
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  12379. MISTER SPOONS! (Sorry, an obscure Steve Wright reference.)
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  12380. I agree with Peter Griffin. Lotuseaters insists upon itself.
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  12381.  @barryfoster453  Lineker kept his foogees as pets. A bit like the Harry Enfield / Paul Whitehouse sketches about posh people keeping a northern man as a pet.
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  12382. @Rose Petal Me too.
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  12383.  @susancurtis1651  FUN FACT: In August in the UK, more people died from flu than from Covid. Google it yourself.
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  12384. There are numpties who'd regard Zuby as a white supremacist.
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  12385. I was going to leave a comment but I got distracted. I'll do it tomorrow if I can be bothered.
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  12386.  @martonvasarkreativhobbipat8785  I click on "9 Replies" and only five appear. I can't figure out how YT's algorithms work.
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  12387.  @Mere-Lachaiselongue  Mon ami, we are watching the collapse of western civilisation.
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  12388. Galloway will tell any and every lie to get himself elected.
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  12389.  @AlanWattResistance  I'm sick of all of it. Let's just have an asteroid collision and start again.
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  12390. Are we talking "Fighter" or "pursuit"?
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  12391.  @HEYitsPeteRrr  CNN claims if you're First, it demonstrates systemic waycism and white privilege.
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  12392. Who's this video about? I've never heard of him.
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  12393.  @VonDrinkoften  Many of the claimed kills were faked.
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  12394. We're paying our invaders to conquer us.
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  12395.  @garnhamr  Agreed.
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  12396.  @notgarybrown  Everyone who mentions it is labelled a afr irght whey zest. They'll lose their job or be debanked. Sam Melia is in prison for printing stickers saying, "It's OK to be weight". I already write some words with creative spelling in case I'm cancelled by Skynet.
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  12397. Is that Andrew Lawrence at the one minute point? The guy looks like a transracial butterfly to me.
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  12398.  @mhtbfecsq1  ... W H A T ???
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  12399.  @mhtbfecsq1  Your comments are becoming increasingly irrational and unrelated to other posts.
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  12400.  @mhtbfecsq1  What comment?
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  12401.  @mhtbfecsq1  Not visible.
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  12402.  @mhtbfecsq1  Perhaps your previous posts remain visible to you. YouTube routinely deletes comments which its algorithms regard as hate-speech. The comments remain visible to YOU but nobody else. That's how it works. So instead of making rational opposing arguments, you're slinging abuse at me. Oh how very brave.
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  12403. @user-kr5zu6dr8p Yes. He can't go home to gazza 'cos all the buildings have been flattened. Which makes things safer for gays.
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  12404. There's a four-star hotel in Bournemouth with views over the nearby beach. The beach where lots of British and European women like to sunbathe topless in the summer. Now it houses 100+ migrants. W H A T H A P P E N S N E X T ?
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  12405.  @minkgin3370  Campbell deserves a place on the scaffold next to Blair. Make Gravity Great Again.
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  12406. In many ways, women are the better part of human nature. Even with female serial killers, few would've have done the act if it wasn't for a domineering male. But nasty violent male criminals need to be confronted by forceful male coppers. Men are better at being forceful or violent than women could ever be. We're better at dishing it out. We're also better at understanding it when we're on the receiving end.
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  12407.  @ThursonJames  Quagmire puts the clit in Heraclitus. Giggidy.
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  12408.  @hariman7727  My all-time favourite Brian quote: "I'm not racist. I watch tons of black porn".
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  12409.  @hariman7727  Don't be disparaging about Brian. He shot and killed the Superdevil, who's six inches taller than the regular Devil and rides a motorcycle. I regard Brian as a feckin hero.
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  12410.  @AndyMan365  "I'm Keef Fluffabout: Freedom Warrior, Member of Parliament and sex pest".
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  12411. Woke paradise: Gay/transsexual vegans, living in a multiracial commune with other persons who depend on their wealthy parents for funding. That's their template for humanity's future. Yay diversity.
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  12412.  @jamesnicholls1054  We need Diane Abbott as the new chancellor. Yeah. Imagine that.-
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  12413. Lori claims homophobia and Trump caused this.
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  12414. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now, technically speaking, we both be f*cked.
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  12415. The Vikings invaded, raped, murdered, set up their own communities, enslaved and imposed their law on the Britons. Sound familiar?
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  12416.  @xmfclick  There's an invading army in the UK right now.
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  12417.  @shaunpatrick8345  It wasn't spam! It was a simple, short, unabusive and funny message with four words. My message references a 1970s campaign to free a petty thief who'd been imprisoned on police evidence which was wholly false and invented. I've forgotten the bloke's name, but "XXX XXX is innocent" was daubed all across that part of London. Protestors even dug a hole in the MMC's cricket pitch on the night before a big match. Made national headlines.
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  12418.  @goldeneddie  Alex's door was smashed in. He was arrested by the cops and strip searched. The cops even searched his rectum for bomb-making equipment. That's some serious oppression. One day the cops might do the same to you or me, for leaving an unkind message about the new Doctor Who. I'm disappointed I can no longer leave messages on his channel.
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  12419.  @shaunpatrick8345  Spam is automatically generated by a bot. Leaving the same hand-typed message on three or four videos is not. I often leave similar comments different channels, such as "Boris's downfall is a Remainer coup d'etat". That's not spam. That's leaving the same comment more than once.
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  12420.  @goldeneddie  Agreed. Every person who hosts these alt-right channels should stick together. Avoid getting into hissy-fits because of petty differences in approach.
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  12421.  @shaunpatrick8345  You're trolling for no useful purpose. Here's a comment which I've left on several videos: "Before proposing marriage, visit your future spouse's home and watch their interaction with their parents and siblings. If your intended spouse, his/her parents and siblings are all loving and friendly, that will be your married future. But if your intended spouse, his/her father and siblings all loath each other, walk away". "If Harry had taken this advice and observed Meg with her father and siblings, a lot of trouble could've been avoided". That's good advice, not spam, but it might never be read unless it's posted repeatedly. This video has nearly 700 comments. The ones at the bottom will be read by nobody.
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  12422. NO MORE BROTHER WARS.
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  12423. The corporals will yell, "You are not my supervisor!"
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  12424. Must've been funny.
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  12425. I suspect they'd be allies. Crushing wouldn't come into it. There's no dishonour in being out-thought, either by Dr. Sowell or Enoch Powell.
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  12426.  @politebadger5049  Paintings are scary? Painting the prophet Mohammed will get you murdered by the religion of peace.
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  12427.  @thesmilinggun-knight9646  Easier to recognise what is NOT freedom.
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  12428. Worth remembering the Saudis own more than 30% of The Guardian. Like most lefties, he'll grift and lie for his paycheque.
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  12429.  @johnsmith-rs2vk  Blair and his family amassed a personal fortune of hundreds of £millions. Blair also set up an NGO to create peace in the middle east. Seems to me Blair is only successful at one thing.
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  12430. SAD FACT: Islamists who are offended by the views expressed by Lawrence might try to murder him. Ain't diversity lovely.
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  12431.  @durhamfox5271  Thanks. I'm still waiting for Jalal the Hutt to tell me which part of my comment is untrue. Or why nobody would ever say that. Several comments here have been rendered invisible by YT's algorithms. Or perhaps Jalal has falsely-reported them as hate-speech. Would Saudi Arabia be a better place if one-fifth of its population was Christian? A fair question, nuthin' R-ist..
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  12432.  @roringusanda2837  DEAR GAWD NO!
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  12433. Agreed. I recommend the book, "Popski's Private Army".
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  12434.  @agskytter8977  No. There are clear differences between the different European nations.
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  12435.  @MD-pu6tl  Not the British.
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  12436.  @TheElizabethashby  I wouldn't allow THAT woman to put MY meat in her mouth. She might bite it.
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  12437. HEY STYX IF YOU'RE READING THIS: The work of you and other YouTubers is equivalent to that of James Gillray, the 18th century British cartoonist. At that time, most of the political class were corrupt and only looked after their own interests. Newspapers were owned by the wealthy and adopted their own narrative. So independent thinkers would create funny cartoons which poor people could buy. Maybe an illustration of wealthy landowners evicting their starving tenants, whilst the Prince of Wales eats their babies. That sort of thing. Your videos (and those of a handful of other heroes) are the 21st century equivalent: Shovelfuls of inciteful truth, delivered with wit and good humour. It's here-today-gone-tomorrow ephemera, and I hope your best videos will be preserved and put in a museum.
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  12438. THIS is why Tucker Carlson got sacked. Don't want him reporting on this stuff.
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  12439. BBC lying as usual. "Not terror related". The man was a member of the hard-line "Nation of Islam" black supremacist movement. What do you think?
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  12440. It happened so quickly and unexpectedly, I don't think the Dad had time to react properly.
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  12441. Imagine if air traffic control decided to sack W-people and employ Africans instead. What happens next?
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  12442. I want a free Julian Assange. If I order from Amazon, can I get it delivered?
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  12443. The fault with this investigation is that it only targeted Conservative politicians. A properly-conducted sting should've targeted politicians, charity heads and former senior police officers from across the board.
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  12444. Amazon sells the works of Karl Marx, the Satanist Aleister Crowley and "Mein Kampf" but they refuse to sell books by Tommy Robinson. Amazon regards Tommy Robinson as more dangerous than communism, Nazism and Satan combined.
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  12445. Duck's off.
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  12446. We can't fix any of this without changing the electoral system. I'd favour the system used in the Euro elections. Under the Westminster system, UKIP couldn't have won a single seat.
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  12447. I dislike living in an era in which a woman might have a bigger penis than me.
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  12448.  @Captain_Lockheed  I fear for my son's future. 30 years from now, the UK might resemble Yugoslavia during the1990s. And when it happens, the BBC will blame Brexit, Trump and the f4r r1ght. EDIT - can anyone see this? Perhaps a word has caused this comment to be made invisible.
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  12449.  @basilmagnanimous7011  As a Pastafarian (it's a real religion, Google it) I celebrate Chrifsmas with a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs. (That is, Christmas with the inclusion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.) But I respect persons from other religions, and I don't want to see Christmas disappear.
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  12450.  @jackm5564  Is that you, Clem?
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  12451. I want to have sex with farm animals. No, not really. No no no no no. Definitely not. But it's the only sick perversion which the Left hasn't yet embraced as stunning and brave. I s'pose opposing sex with farm animals makes us far right bigots. Come on Keir, you know you want to, let's embrace bestiality as stunning and brave.
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  12452.  @Leo-yx7rk  Gays have done much less damage than the peaceful people who'd chuck him off a rooftop.
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  12453. Did Maxwell take a poo on Jeff's bed? No, but she probably paid a 17-year-old to do it whilst Jeff watched.
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  12454.  @alexandradane3672  Harry boasted about killing dozens of Taliban. If Harry wants to become the new Salman Rushdie with vengeful Islamists trying to murder him, that's his decision. My concern is for the loyal security guards whose job it is to put their bodies between Harry and the knife or bullet which is aimed at him.
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  12455. Lots of British Q-ships were used by the Royal Navy to counter U-boats. After the war, their service records were assessed and it was discovered that the small number of successful encounters didn't justify the effort and expense involved. The term "dreadnought" is misused in this video. The true dreadnoughts were the first-generation vessels, but all of them were obsolete by 1914.
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  12456. Hooking up with a 19 year old woman. I'm a flabby middle-aged heterosexual male, but if I thought I could obtain a few millions from Leonardo, I'd gladly go to bed with him as well.
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  12457. A Van Gogh print on the wall behind Andrew. Andrew himself looks like Vincent Van Gogh. I hope he won't cut his ear off.
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  12458. Air forces in the late 30s tended to assume that the concept of the single engined fighter was obsolete. Hence the Me 110. The Air ministry had intended to phase the Hurricane and Spitfire out of production, in favour of the Beaufighter. Few plans survive first contact with the enemy. Intentions changed very quickly.
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  12459. Every mainstream party despises us. All the effing same.
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  12460.  @TrevorTaylor-jk3ng  Interesting to count how many replies have disappeared.
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  12461.  @Mors_Inimicis  Labour or Tories = Exactly the effin same. Changing from the Conservatives to Labour is like changing the Titanic's captain, one minute after the collision with the ice berg. It. Won't. Make. Any. Difference.
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  12462.  @Mors_Inimicis  Thanks. Actually, I'm Bill Purchase, Ray's albino brother. I'm borrowing Ray's computer because I can't go out in the sunshine. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  12463.  @darrengrimmer8541  I'm voting for Kang, not Kodos.
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  12464.  @davidcolin6519  I've left five replies. Which reply are you replying to?
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  12465.  @davidcolin6519  I've never disliked Diane for being b*a*k. I've never disliked Heather Mills-McCartney for having a missing leg. I've never disliked Tony Blair for reforming the House of Lords. There are lots of other reasons, but numpties always think disliking Diane is down to r4ce. It's NOT.
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  12466. Psycho, The Birds.
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  12467. I wonder whether Dylan still has his prostate.
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  12468.  @steveb890  THANKS! A hypersonic weapon (if the Russians have any) might be used against a US or British carrier, but would be wasted against an ordinary building. How much would such a weapon cost? And what's the value of the building it demolished? Decades after the fall of communism, Russians still don't understand economics.
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  12469. GOOD IDEA FOR PREVENTING ILLEGAL MIGRATION INTO BRITAIN: Dig a HUGE trench around the UK and fill it with water. That'd work, right? Right?
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  12470.  @shakesmarley4754  Strange how the only world leader who opposes the WEF is Vladimir Putin. Perhaps we're backing the wrong side by supporting Ukraine.
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  12471.  @19thewanderer  CORRECT. That's the trouble.
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  12472.  @bigvern3487  Belfast? You know what it's all about. Horrific, and it all could've been avoided.
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  12473. I wonder how many of our comments will be rendered invisible before anyone's read them.
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  12474. Krankie needed somewhere to cook his crystal meth.
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  12475. WEF hates small farmers but loves Big Pharma.
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  12476.  @GodsOwnPrototype  Most MPs will decline to defect. They're careerists.
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  12477.  @johnnotrealname8168  The British electoral system is far worse. It guarantees the re-election of the Uniparty.
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  12478. Resist. Refuse compliance. Otherwise you are allying yourself with the enemies of liberty.
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  12479.  @maccagrabme  Vote Tory and you'll get an MP who's held hostage in his flat by the boyfriend he found on Grindr. Say that in a public place and you could be arrested for h 8 speech. You'll get a cell next to Sam Melia for putting a sticker of an England flag in your car window.
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  12480. Useless Yousaf.
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  12481. Putin's comments about Ukraine being run by drug addicts and neo-Nazis revealed a lot about his personality.
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  12482. Beaucoup love back to you, friend. Our governments despise us.
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  12483.  @scrubsrc4084  They were all black anyway. The BBC told me so.
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  12484.  @Anglisc1682  Agreed.
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  12485.  @missc4079  Those dynasties ruled England like the way the Nazis intended to rule their liebensraum in eastern Europe. Harshly cruel. Didn't speak English. Their descendants still rule us today.
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  12486.  @pipo4158  Try finding the movie, "My Son Hunter". No cinema release. Effectively hidden. Smothered under a wet blanket.
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  12487.  @polocarthaigh893  Notice how the rioters are repeatedly defined as "youths" or "people". A more truthful description must be avoided at all costs.
    1
  12488.  @anthonybartlett6924  Depends which kind of PR. The Lib Dems have always supported PR systems which are utter crap. They couldn't organise a p*ss-up in a brewery. Right now, it's the UK's much-praised democratic system which is causing our destruction and preventing our salvation.
    1
  12489.  @sallyk9  I'd suggest a system based on that used in the Euro elections.
    1
  12490. One almost wishes the banks would be on the alert for scams of this kind. But support Brexit and you'll be banned as a proto-terrorist.
    1
  12491. We'd know a lot more about the genocide of the Armenians. If Armenians dominated Hollywood.
    1
  12492. Can you imagine what she'd be like in bed?
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  12493.  @dutchmansmine9053  So is Kathy Griffin Meg's unfunny sister?
    1
  12494. Controlled opposition.
    1
  12495. I was a Young Conservative in Maggie's day. Great fun. These days, the Conservative Party is just a socialist party with a pretty blue ribbon.
    1
  12496.  @pewpscoop  Winkle Brown tested the maximum diving speeds of fighters at Farnborough, both during and after the war. Brown tested the Mustang at the request of the USAAF. I can't remember the Mach numbers recorded, find them via Wiki. The Tempest achieved the highest Mach number of any wartime piston-engined fighter, faster than the Mustang and identical to the Meteor. The Tempest's speed was put down to its thin wing, much thinner than that of the Typhoon. The 262 was marginally faster than the Tempest and the Meteor. In real-life combat, no pilot would be so stupid as to push their aircraft to the absolute limits of its flight envelope.
    1
  12497.  @BiggyD80s  If you never visit a hospital, it means you've kept yourself healthy. If you never meet a copper, you lead a blameless life with good locks on your door and windows. Prevention is better than remedy.
    1
  12498. Are you a Geordie?
    1
  12499. "You must mean two other trees".
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  12500. @M Z Wow. Your comment's hostility towards me is unjustified.
    1
  12501. @M Z I pity you.
    1
  12502. @M Z How would that work?
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  12503.  @tylermohr25  It's clear MZ fancies me. Every time I brush him off, it encourages him.
    1
  12504. La Rochelle. Or maybe St. Nazaire. The U-boat pens remain standing to this day.
    1
  12505.  @Lyra7745  Well yeah duh, Biden is 79 and Putin is 69. Biden's handlers should've predicted these problems before rigging his election.
    1
  12506.  @mariabrown5828  Some agencies are spreading the rumour. Probably b*llshit. Khrushchev had diabetes, which meant sometimes he'd be tired and sometimes too energetic. Things could've gone badly wrong in the Cuban missile crisis.
    1
  12507.  @christopherharris6145  Who?
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  12508.  @jjmbeausoleil  You regard me as a troll for stating Putin looks stronger than Biden, and agreeing it's because Biden is older than Putin? Please tell me in what way I'm exaggerating.
    1
  12509.  @KopperNeoman  It's sad the whole thing had to be re-enacted in the Glorious Revolution (1688). In some ways, the American Revolution was taking care of unfinished business from the English Civil War.
    1
  12510. Biden is incompetent, but that's not the worrying part. There are people whose names we don't know who are using him as a puppet. Biden doesn't have a clue what's happening.
    1
  12511.  @robb526  The BBC claims you're only first because of systemic racism and white privilege. In a fair socialist society, a black one-legged lesbian who arrives next week should be first.
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  12512.  @luukhaag8772  That too.
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  12513. It's almost as if marrying a narcissistic bisexual drug-taking bipolar actress was a bad idea.
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  12514.  @x0thorn0x  Agreed. If you can read mine.
    1
  12515. Migrants taste like pork.
    1
  12516. How wars begin: The Kaiser falsely accused French aircraft of dropping bombs on a German city. 25 years later, Hitler falsely accused the Polish Army of attacking a German radio station, although the dead "Poles" were actually murdered concentration camp prisoners in Polish uniforms. Any excuse will suffice for a despot to justify his invasion.
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  12517. WARNING SIGN OF SEVERE DEPRESSION: I'm perpetually sad except when I watch YouTube. I'm switching off shortly, and I'll be on the brink of weeping until I go to sleep tonight.
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  12518. UP UP AND AWAY !!!
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  12519. I've seen Jesus on "Family Guy". Why make a new video?
    1
  12520. When the modern Luftwaffe bought their F4 Phantoms, they demanded their F4s must have leading edge slats.
    1
  12521.  @Akm72  She needs somewhere to sit when she's putting on two left shoes and farting.
    1
  12522. I take that literally with the BBC.
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  12523. Hey Keef - Please stand for Parliament at the next general erection. We need to see how Keef performs at erection time. I wanna see the size of his pole. Hire a hall, sell tickets, perform an erection-time hustings.
    1
  12524.  @dragonforks93  Soon they'll invent a robot for every purpose. A robot cop. A robot Harvey Weinstein. A robot Dominion voting machine. What's important is that they all follow their programming.
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  12525. @@InTheShadowsOfOnesAndZeros A weight (creative spelling) guy beating Hamilton. Lovely.
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  12526. I supported the war because I believed the FILTHY LIES. I never believed the filthy lives about covid or the jab. Which is why I avoided the jab and I'm not dead yet.
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  12527. Cancel Culture will cancel anybody who claims Cancel Culture exists. Because Cancel culture doesn't exist. It's a far right conspiracy theory. Therefore Cancel Culture will cancel every mention of Cancel Culture.
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  12528. 2A rights didn't help on Jan 6th. People got imprisoned for wearing native American head dress.
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  12529.  @WorksopGimp  Loads of replies disappearing.
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  12530.  @landsknecht8654  True about the Moors. China was the first superpower. Rome, Carthage and others might also count. I know it's later than the medieval period, but Spain prohibited the importation of books from outside its frontiers. Spain became a backward country surrounded by advancing economies. My comment sought humour first, detail second.
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  12531.  @landsknecht8654  Ancient Persia?
    1
  12532.  @landsknecht8654  Are you arguing with me? Well, I didn't expect some kind of Spanish inquisition. Also, is this a five minute argument or the full half-hour? ( I apologise if you fail to understand my references.)
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  12533.  @landsknecht8654  I keep referencing the works of Monty Python. Search "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition" and "Argument clinic".
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  12534. No such thing as white privilege. Only wealth privilege.
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  12535. The greatest religion is Pastafarianism. The Flying Spaghetti Monster boiled for your sins. It's a real religion. Find our community via Google. Eat pasta, drink beer and get laid (consenting adults). Wot's not to like?
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  12536.  @supportingfire  I pity you.
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  12537.  @rickyj5547  We've had a few of those already. These days the BBC couldn't make a TV series about WW2, without a subplot about the oppression of gay servicemen and racist abuse against black Jamaican volunteers. The BBC can't make anything unless it belittling white heterosexuals.
    1
  12538.  @markdaniels2200  In Australia, their Army is now being brought in to control the covid lockdown. It's a rehearsal for the Great Reset.
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  12539.  @robertdavey2602  I was there at the time but I don't remember it!
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  12540.  @silent-cc1sm  Please rewrite your comment in English.
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  12541.  @Shootskas  Gimme reparashuns n sheet.
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  12542. Can we apply a windfall tax on Pfizer instead of the oil companies?
    1
  12543.  @robertjones2811  Shout "Yee-haw!" and rejoice in the sound of liberty. Don't let them take it except from your cold dead hand. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
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  12544.  @gavinr4214  Here in the UK, having had numerous burglaries and had the cr4p beaten out of me by intruders at 2am, I can't own a gun but I can own a Rottweiler. I relied on his instinct and the burglaries ceased. Unlike a bullet, a dog will use its instinct to chase an intruder around corners and from room to room. In public, I always kept my dog on a short leash.
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  12545. I wish George Floyd's mother had opted for abortion.
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  12546. Nah, these protesters are just racists. He a gooood boy, jus savin munny fo his medical exams n sheet. You all should stop picking on a brutha tryin t get bigger.
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  12547. It's them feckin Greeks! Ah Ming the merciless, what a great fella.
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  12548. "73% of all statistics are just made up" - Vic Reeves.
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  12549. Can we ban everything about the racist torturing slave-trader called Muhammed? Yes please.
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  12550. THE LEFT: "To defend free speech, we must ensure OUR views are the ONLY views which can be expressed",
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  12551. Get jobs? Nah, wealthy socialists who demand a workers' revolution don't need to work. Because their wealthy parents pay all their bills.
    1
  12552. The murderer wasn't undocumented. The murderer had been previously arrested.
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  12553.  @kevinclark2856  Interesting to listen to the news on BBC Radio 2 yesterday afternoon (Wed. 18th Aug.). The news gave a full description of the murderer - baseball cap, trouser colour, everything - but declined to mention his ethnicity which was the single most important feature.
    1
  12554.  How the universe works  Who'd have guessed?
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  12555.  @ianclose123  They're like the Borg. Submit and be assimilated, or be destroyed. They even worship at a big black cube.
    1
  12556.  @georgehetty7857  Is that you, Clem?
    1
  12557.  @georgehetty7857  I take the same view as King Arthur and Sir Bedevere, when confronted with an alleged witch. Allegations that she turned a peasant into a newt should be heard in court, where they might be challenged. If due legal process reveals she weighs the same as a duck, she's a witch, burn her. But let's see due legal progress first.
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  12558.  @Pendragon1122  A nuclear winter will counteract global warming.
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  12559. Stolen valour.
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  12560.  @TimLondonGuitarist  Free enterprise > government f*ckwittery.
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  12561.  @jamesmason8436  Slavery existed on every inhabited continent for millennia before Harold fell at Hastings. The British came late to the party but were among the first to leave. No country in the history of the world has done more to destroy slavery. But that's OK, there are still f*ckwits who'll blame the British for slavery anyway.
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  12562.  @alanbstard4  Very true. Also, do you ever see Piers Fletcher-Dervish these days?
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  12563. You're FIRST 'cos you used your zizz temm rick hu ite priv a ledge. Says the BBC.
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  12564. Truth is the first casualty of war. I neither believe nor disbelieve this kind of report.
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  12565. The Conservative Party can't handle the truth.
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  12566.  @IamRayson  Nearly all the aristocracy is descended from the Norman conquerors and their boot-licking Quisling allies. They stole our land in the 11th century, and most of the land still belongs to their descendants.
    1
  12567.  @dhm7815  True. The "feudal system". In return for being granted their lands, senior nobles were required to provide thousands of men at arms in a time of war. Those nobles passed the responsibility to lesser nobles, who passed the responsibility to barons and land-owners. A maintained militia on the cheap. Worked great unless the nobility rose against the king.
    1
  12568. Kneeling for BLM.
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  12569.  @user-wi6cz4hh5b  I don't know, but now that weight people are in the minority, Anglophobes who hate us will form the majority. It's a steep hill to climb.
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  12570.  @surengrigorian7888  True, but there's a bit where Michael blows the bloody doors off some Stukas. Notta lotta people know that.
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  12571.  @Greatricardo5244  Every comment I leave about President Bidet with his REAL name gets deleted or rendered invisible.
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  12572. Invaders.
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  12573.  @ileanaacacostaacosta1813  I don't blame the inn fade urz. I blame their en able urs. (Creative spelling because otherwise the algorithms might cancel this comment.)
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  12574.  @handles_are_a_bit_rubbish  The Lavender Hill Mob, The Lady Killers, The Blue Lamp.
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  12575. George is like David Icke but without the funny.
    1
  12576. I prefer racing drivers to keep their race on the track. Not on their T-shirt.
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  12577.  @SmokeyTreats  LIKED. Your procedure was necessary and beneficial. Needs to be said that the reduction in the number of operations might be partly down to improved antibiotics.
    1
  12578. Fugees taste like pork. They commonly disappear into the community anyway, so nobody will know where they've gone to. Just a suggestion.
    1
  12579. ...but cancel the BBC. You forgot that part, Ben.
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  12580.  @Tourist1967  I have zero evidence as to the cause. Some BBC personalities are protected and allowed to continue their careers, whereas others become non-persons and unemployable. Both Jupiter Thunder and djlewis (see above) have possibly hit the nail on the head.
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  12581.  @Tourist1967  I have no proof, evidence or explanation. I'm curious as to why the BBC protects and rehabilitates some celebrities. Others are permanently rendered non-persons and can never work again. I assume it's all about being protected by friends within the corporation.
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  12582.  @lawrencecaile  Agreed. Every commissioner is required to swear an oath of allegiance to the EU on taking office. I can't imagine Nigel doing that.
    1
  12583.  @666VIKING1  Hey I love your name! I used the name "Rasputin" (lower case) for many years until I was banned by YouTube earlier this year. This was because I went to too many Islamic videos, leaving comments such as "F*** Mohammed" but without the asterisks. I also enjoyed going to videos about the historical Rasputin and leaving comments such as, "Rumours about my death are exaggerated". Keep up the good work, brother. And beware of aristocratic poofs offering wine and tea cakes.
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  12584. I tried to read your comment, but all I can see is, "Baa baa baa baa".
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  12585. For a moment there, I thought Calvin was Richard Ayoade. No disrespect intended. They're both brilliant.
    1
  12586. As a Pastafarian, I consider all the Abrahamic religions to be piles of poo. But some Abrahamic religions are more pooey than others.
    1
  12587. Why are sheep wolfophobic?
    1
  12588.  @bonnieweeks7601  B A S E D !
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  12589. Don't forget: The BBC hates you. Hate them back.
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  12590.  @yodaslovetoy  I wonder where their meat comes from.
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  12591.  @johnsmith-ht3sy  Hahaha!
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  12592.  @georgehetty7857  Don't mention that ham actor in my presence. My faithful wife wouldn't like it. My wife gets excited as soon as his name is mentioned. I don't know why.
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  12593. Docto0r Woke and the Turdis.
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  12594.  @sarangistudent8614  Not just Tories.
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  12595.  @brendanpmaclean  There is NOTHING new or unique about ANY part of your comment. It is the same as forever.
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  12596.  @brendanpmaclean  Nuthin' new there.
    1
  12597. Will Chelsea players take the knee in the name of the Ukrainian dead? Ukrainian Lives Matter. Oh, I forgot. Ukrainians are white and aren't drug-dealing career-criminals.
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  12598. Damned if you do. Damned if you don't.
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  12599. Jesus died on the cross because of covid.
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  12600. Reminds me of "The Jabberwocky".
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  12601. The ONLY persons targeted by BBC comedy are white heterosexual males. All comedy which features other genders, non-whites or non-Christians is banned. Only white heterosexual males can be ridiculed, demonised or mocked. As a white male heterosexual, I refuse to fund the BBC.
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  12602. A rapper who ain't dead yet? Not been shot dead by a homie 'cos he dissed a ho? Give it time.
    1
  12603. Wore the same hat and jacket.
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  12604. I rarely side with Keir Starmer, but this time is different.
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  12605. Diversity is lovely.
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  12606.  @Yoyoyomcyoyo  I've never heard that phrase before. Is it a sexual position?
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  12607.  @Yoyoyomcyoyo  The failed Austrian painter was a socialist. You sayin' socialists get it right sometimes/
    1
  12608. Doctor Whoke.
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  12609.  @winstonsmith8240  Every male is borderline autistic. Examples include Albert Einstein and Alan Turing. Can't understand people but talented at one or two specific tasks. Show me a bloke who's not like that, and he's probably gay. I exaggerate a little, but not by much.
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  12610. Unlike men who buy the Elva, you have a normally-sized penis. You don't need to distract from a tiny penis with a hypercar.
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  12611.  @MBaihaki  Same here, '91.
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  12612. Plus the five subsequent Tory PMs who continued the policies of the war criminal.
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  12613. Joe Biden gets confused between the UK and Ukraine.
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  12614. Does Portillo EVER wear clothes which don't make him look gay?
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  12615.  @eileenspamer  I'm neither hostile nor anti-gay. Michael wears overly-coloured clothes on ALL of his TV appearances. Michael's gay clothes distract from his serious messages. It's hard to take a bloke seriously if he's wearing a peach-pink blazer with bright blue trousers. Same if was was wearing a fancy dress pirate outfit or a gorilla suit. It detracts from his gravitas.
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  12616. An Iranian joins the British Army and becomes a traitor. An unelected Indian becomes PM and becomes a traitor. If Rishi flees the UK by strapping himself under a lorry, don't bring him back.
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  12617.  @thBrilliantFool  You are very mistaken about the Pastafarian religion. You have no cause to be offensive.
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  12618. I've always thought the term "homo erectus" is funny. Dunno why.
    1
  12619. Blackmail makes it EASY to obtain influence over princes and politicians. Film them f*cking juveniles and turn the screw. Enough to bring down a POTUS or the British royal family. I wonder which intelligence agency J & G might have worked for. (CLUE: Read the Wiki biography of G's late father.)
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  12620. Find the scene from the movie, "The Godfather". Frankie Five Angels is persuaded to kill himself. These people kill themselves with the full approval of all parties, to avoid testifying and revealing the involvement of the intelligence agency..
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  12621. Antisemites roaming the streets, like Berlin in 1936. The Third Reich renamed streets and railways as well.
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  12622. I'd like to know what happened to Reginald Mitchell's Rolls-Royce.
    1
  12623. He deserves a statue.
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  12624. Reminds me of the scene from "The Great Dictator".
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  12625. Governments ALWAYS lose by elections, mid term. Nothing to see here. Unfortunately.
    1
  12626.  @georgehetty7857  Toast accused me of pretending to be David Lammy and I was chucked out. I've hated Toast ever since.
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  12627. Sadly, our electoral system is designed to prevent real change.
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  12628. 100% correct. Or as Diane would say, eleventy-twelvety % correct.
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  12629.  @monk3110  "And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for them darned kids!"
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  12630.  @anthonymaddison9588  Systemic way sism n slavery n sheet.
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  12631.  @MushmouthJoe  The shape-shifting lizard space-aliens.
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  12632.  @anthonymaddison9588  Trump was the shooter on the grassy knoll on 22nd November '63. Jussie Smollett was in Dallas and witnessed the entire thing.
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  12633.  @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658  Biden gets confused between the UK and Ukraine.
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  12634.  @jharvey9898  Beverley Allitt, Lucy Letby and Harold Shipman were all trusted and respected NHS professionals. I don't want to go anywhere near a hospital.
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  12635.  @adrianb.146  I used to respect the morality of Jesus, until he tried to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  12636. Checking in from the UK. (Future Islamic Republic of Britainistan.)
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  12637. Respecting the work of Styx or Trump does NOT make us "right wing" We support simple common sense. Don't force children to attend drag events. Don't print money to fund debts which we'll never repay. Reform the electoral system to prevent fraud. Other items can be added to this list. None of this is right wing.
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  12638.  @freeborn204  You're assuming "hoon" is a he. Might be a she. Lots of Koreans came to the UK and married British blokes.
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  12639.  WHITES LOVE MY PLAYLISTS  True.
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  12640. Alex Belfield will be next.
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  12641.  Tony wynn  You didn't get shot and killed by armed coppers either? Are you w*1te? There are people who'll claim you've benefitted from systemic racial privilege. "See this white guy was stopped by the cops and didn't get shot. Yet a career criminal who's done time and threatens the lives of coppers gets murdered for nuthin".
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  12642.  @nickmaclachlan5178  The Dutch electoral system allows smaller parties to win big victories. Here in the UK, Reform could get one third of the national vote without winning one single seat.
    1
  12643. "Where's Jackie?" He meant Kennedy.
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  12644.  @tensevo  People dislike the black bumper MG models. That's RACIST.
    1
  12645. @Suffolk Punch Panther Nelly the Elephant. I remember the song. She loved Trump.
    1
  12646. @@troyhailey Ooh, did somebody rattle your cage?
    1
  12647.  @simonwilton3546  Is that you, Clem?
    1
  12648.  @thegrandmuftiofwakanda  I don't want Toast to come back.
    1
  12649. Farage has had more influence on European history than any European politician since 1945.
    1
  12650.  @thenorfolkst  Err... what planet are you from?
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  12651.  @hafizihilmibinabdulhalim1004  Yep.
    1
  12652. Whilst you're reading this, Julian Assange is rotting in a British prison. His only offence: He exposed the corruption of the wealthy criminal elite in the US government.
    1
  12653. Only Labour activists from a specific faith will be upset by voter ID. But they'll just use postal voting instead.
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  12654. Being Christian will get you thrown out of the church.
    1
  12655.  @MaHa-vm6up  Sometimes the cops get it completely wrong. Look up the story of Stephen Waldorf, an innocent man shot by an overzealous cop. Sometimes, arresting a career criminal who's known to have a gun is like a race. The person who pulls the trigger last will be dead an instant later.
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  12656. AY UP TONEY!
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  12657. Hey Styx - Please review the documentary movie, "2,000 Mules". It's the smoking gun documentary about how the Democrats rigged the 2020 POTUS election.
    1
  12658. Fox first got into trouble because, like Carl, he said he wouldn't want to bonk a horrible woman. I myself wouldn't want to bonk Fox, but that doesn't make me a bigot. It appears Fox's house was raided on the basis of "precrime", because Sadiq Khan has been watching too many sci fi movies. Best way to sort out Blade Runners is by using the plot from "Minority Report". Hire loads of telepathic precogs to predict crimes which haven't happened yet.
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  12659. Hunter or Joe? Trouble is: You can't arrest Hunter without arresting Joe as well.
    1
  12660. Prince Harry and Shamima are soul mates. Both of them hate us and we don't want them here.
    1
  12661.  @Oldmanwithagoldpan  "Jose Whales"... is that the one which Gregory Peck chased?
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  12662.  @edwardwilcox6606  Yeah, but Biden's forgotten who Einstein was.
    1
  12663. I've never trusted China since Mr. Washee-Washee stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  12664. REMINDER: The entire British establishment despises native Brits. I despise them back.
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  12665. Begum says she wasn't upset by seeing decapitated heads in a bucket. I'd be delighted if Begum returned to the UK. Providing it's only her head in a bucket. Why should I myself be upset if Begum wasn't?
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  12666. I recommend white working class boys should become plumbers and electricians. They'll never be without employment and will earn more than the average graduate. Plenty of graduates work as shelf-stackers in supermarkets.
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  12667.  @Jackaljkljkl  It's always the damned Amish doing drive-by shootings on Mennonites. Always. Every time. Same ethnicity every time. With their tricked-out low-riding horse-drawn buggies and their black hats. Yeah. Yeah. But we're not allowed to speak the truth. So I'll just claim it's the Amish and the Mennonites, otherwise I'll be banned.
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  12668. No matter who wins this vote, Tory voters won't turn out at the next general election for the remaining candidates. Tory voters will stay at home and watch it on TV. I predict a huge Labour landslide.
    1
  12669. Changing governments: Choose between rectal cancer and colon cancer. Both will be painful. Both will be humiliating. Both will kill us.
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  12670. I misread the title as "Marital Arts" and assumed this video would be about something else.
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  12671. Yeah 'cos you've got white privilege and you've benefitted from systemic waycism. The BBC told me so.
    1
  12672.  @englishciderlover7347  Not a Europe I'd want to live in. Despite my being a blue-eyed fair-haired Aryan.
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  12673.  @rw6156  Fabricant is very gay.
    1
  12674.  @davejohnson3474  GB News sacked Calvin Robinson. Somebody accused him of being Tommy's brother. Maybe.
    1
  12675. Interesting to see how the UK media is presenting the Waukesha tragedy. Telling the sheep this was NOT a terrorist incident. Don't mention the career-criminal describing himself as a black nationalist, posting anti-white racist comments on social media and then murdering white people en masse. But hey, this wasn't domestic terrorism, was it?
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  12676. Transsexuals don't deserve a free pass at being mocked. Consider "Family Guy" and its gags about the Irish, the British, the French, the Jews, the blacks, the gays, the paraplegic, teachers, cops, the Chinese and 200 other categories. EVERYBODY gets mocked, and that's great. People who can't understand that should Foxtrot Oscar. Or go and pick a fight with a giant chicken.
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  12677. I'd have thought a single seat Gazelle helicopter, with a pair of Sidewinder missiles, could've done the job.
    1
  12678.  @IHATEMOSTTHINGS  Can I call black folk "Nigers"?
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  12679.  @Cripto244  O'Bama is both black and tanned. Joe went to Ireland to search for O'Bama's ancestral cottage.
    1
  12680.  @jamesberlo4298  I expect any day now, the coppers will invent a new h 8 crime and arrest him for it. He'll get a cell alongside Julian Assange.
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  12681.  @shadyboy-c3k  Agreed but it'd get us arrested. Also - I left a DIFFERENT reply to somebody here a couple of days ago, but it's disappeared.
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  12682. Creepy Joe doesn't actually remember what he said a week ago.
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  12683. It would be nice if the cabinet could reserve places for token white males.
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  12684.  @robb8985  The Monkey!
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  12685. Boris might have won the next election for the Tories. If Rishi becomes PM, most Tory voters will stay at home and Labour will win a landslide victory.
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  12686.  @oyvey304  Could be.
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  12687.  @Bauhausist  True.
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  12688. A bit like in the USA, where a specific breed (only 3%) commits 50% of all murders.
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  12689. I'd prefer them to live with Carrie Lineker, the greatest black woman ever to play for England.
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  12690.  @LunarLocust  "Sexual Predator". Was the movie set in LA or central America?
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  12691. Your comment beat me to it.
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  12692. FUN FACT: The former white people will still have a better society than the people whose ancestors were black.
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  12693.  @SirMattomaton  I click on "REPLIES" and yours disappears. i wonder if you'll see this.
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  12694.  @gloriousmongoose  Yep.
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  12695. I won't ask what you did. I definitely believe persons who are model prisoners might receive a reduced sentence. Otherwise there's no incentive for you.
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  12696.  @kerbal666  Strangely, I click on YouTube and your Reply disappears. Something in your Reply upset the algorithm bots.
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  12697.  @kerbal666  YOU can see your post, so could I because you replied to me, but that's how YT hides their censorship.
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  12698. I thought I despised Meghan more than any other person alive. But I'd forgotten about Bercow.
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  12699. Funny how they've avoided criticism of the child-groping kiddy-sniffing demented Joe Biden and his coke-sniffing porn-obsessed son.
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  12700. This is the moment when Rishi ensured the Conservative Party commits suicide.
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  12701. Simon seems not to have read any of my replies which point out he's misunderstood. The RAF bombed German warships in their naval ports in daylight, so as to avoid hitting civilian areas if possible. Simon has read a list of targets and assumed the cities themselves were the targets. This is equivalent to blaming the Royal Navy for attacking the Norwegian city of Narvik in 1940, as opposed to the Royal Navy attacking German destroyers which were using the port of Narvik.
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  12702.  @gelbsucht947  There are historical precedents. Some palaces were used by exiled European royal families and governments during WW2. Should be no problem in housing 100 doctors, scientists and engineers in those palaces today. I mean, it's not like they'll defecate in the hallways or complain about the wifi, will they?
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  12703.  @user-sc4jy2hk5e  Definitely. During WW2, children who'd been evacuated from big cities were compulsorily housed with families in the countryside. Gary Lineker could take half a dozen. Tony Blair is reputed to own numerous houses. Two doctors and scientists in each of the dozens of his bedrooms should do the trick. I mean - Tony is a working class socialist sorta guy, right?
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  12704.  @anorouch  Agreed, but the UK has its own oil supply in the North Sea.
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  12705.  @deanfirnatine7814  Agreed. The current cost in the UK works out at about $10 per gallon. However, travelling distances in the UK tend to be shorter, and most cars are what you'd call "compact".
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  12706.  @echoesofmalachor3700  You lucky b*stard.
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  12707.  @johngurvan8279  Oh forkin ell.
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  12708. Joe Biden isn't dangerous. It's Biden's puppet masters who are dangerous.
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  12709. Where's the meeting place?
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  12710.  @JAG8691  Gets confused about the UK and Ukraine. "Goddammit, Jill, why have the British invaded Russia?"
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  12711. NEVER FORGET: The BBC hates you. Hate them back.
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  12712.  @paulallen3505  Maybe you're right. The collapsing vote for both the Tories and the SNP will catapult Labour into office with a bigger landslide than in 1997. What happens next?
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  12713. Held a meeting? Was it shot-up?
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  12714. Have you witnessed the demographic change around the Lansdowne?
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  12715.  @PeterGreen-t8c  I voted against that system because it was stooooopid. I'd prefer the system used in the Euro elections.
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  12716. No. he USA could really do with someone of the calibre of Lee H. Oswald these days.
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  12717.  @ron88303  Sadly I agree with you. Enoch was right, and for all the right reasons. The demographics predict that white people will become a minority in the UK by the 2040s. I wonder if we'll be accorded the same rights and privileges which we've granted to our invaders.
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  12718.  @keenanlarsen1639  Doctor Whoke.
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  12719. Trubshaw. (I said it 'cos David can't.)
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  12720.  @TheHistoryChap  Niven had a friend called Trubshaw. He inserted the name into every film he made, a bit like Hitchcock making cameo appearances. Miss Trubshaw was in "The First of the Few". Only ONE Niven film didn't have the reference. He filmed a scene in which he called his dog "Trubshaw", but the scene was deleted.
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  12721. Reminds me of the time when Peter Griffin attended a party as a cowboy millionaire astronaut. He was revealed as a phoney when his hat came off. Remove Fulani's African robe and we find a race-grifter underneath. She's a phoney. A great big phoney.
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  12722.  @stumpyplank6092  What?
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  12723.  @stumpyplank6092  Are you a leftist? You're expressing lots of hatred.
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  12724.  @marvintpandroid2213  I was asking a hypothetical question. Did it trigger you?
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  12725. Sebastian Fatsalary should sack himself. He's white, he's male and he's neither openly gay or Rwandan.
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  12726. @Tab Ford That's the point I'm making. David would be a better king than Charles. Nigel would be a better PM than Rishi. Very good reasons why these things are impossible, but my observation remains valid.
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  12727. @Tab Ford You mean "line of succession". Given the choice, I'd prefer Boris to have remained PM, Harry to have married a better woman and for England to have won the World Cup. I'd prefer either David as our king, or for Princess Anne to have become our new monarch rather than Charles. I recognise there are very good reasons why none of this happened. Typing hostile troll-like comments like yours does you no credit
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  12728. @Tab Ford A person accedes to the throne via the line of succession. A trivial point about semantics, but be careful whom you call foolish. Oliver Hardy wrote about his comedic onscreen persona, "There's nobody so dumb as a dumb person who thinks he's smart".
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  12729. @Tab Ford I am surprised that you become upset and abusive so easily.
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  12730.  @georgehetty7857  Why not? Nobody forced the African chiefs or the Arab middlemen to sell the slaves.
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  12731.  @georgehetty7857  Slavery was bad. Being an impoverished English family in 17th or 18th century wasn't much better. Slaves were an investment, like farm tools or looms. Owners had to house, feed and clothe their slaves or they'd lose their investment. Meanwhile, poor whites could starve without assistance. Slaves benefitted from capitalism, strange and horrific but true.
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  12732.  Bikegasserjoggeravoider  I've left another comment which might be difficult to find after 300 other comments arrived. The events were witnessed by lots of other groups besides the jews.
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  12733.  Bikegasserjoggeravoider  Non-Jewish witnesses included: SOE and other captured operatives. Resistance fighters. Black marketeers. British and other allied POWs who'd sabotaged rolling stock whilst under slave labour. Allied aircrew imprisoned as terror fliers. German anti-Nazis (white rose group etc.). Religious objectors. Conscientious objectors. Criminals. Homosexuals. Jehovah's Witnesses (yes, Hitler hated them too!) There were civilian witnesses of the slave labour camps in every occupied country, including the British Channel Islands. Whilst the slave labour camps were not death camps as such, hundreds of thousands of slaves were worked, beaten and starved to death in sight of local civilians. The witness statements which they gave immediately after liberation corroborated the statements of prisoners from camps hundreds of miles away, whom they could not have met. I don't doubt the Jews have grifted for their own advantage, but the Holocaust definitely happened.
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  12734.  Bikegasserjoggeravoider  It's sad that the people who deny the Holocaust are the same people who wish it had been real.
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  12735.  Bikegasserjoggeravoider  There's too much evidence for YouTube comments.
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  12736. Haile Selassie had a younger brother called Lesser Selassie. Probably.
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  12737. The Romans came here to take Britons as slaves. DEMOLISH THE WALL! ANCIENT BRITISH DRUID LIVES MATTER! Make Orkney Great Again!
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  12738. For clarity: The phrase "mostly peaceful" was used by news reporters at BLM rallies, where vehicles were set on fire and shops were looted. Wholly unrelated to religion. But some folks are making a Freudian slip by assuming it must be. From appearances, SOME (but not all) of the kidnappers might be diverse. Hence MOSTLY peaceful, but there are plenty of scumbag WASPs around too.
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  12739.  Ahmed Shah  Stab-proof vests are useless if they're visible.
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  12740.  @pressplay1703  Capital punishment won't deter people who believe they'll never get caught.
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  12741.  @TonyWelch75  True, but would YOU trust the coppers / criminal justice system with YOUR life? Riddled with corruption and dishonesty. Consider the example of Stefan Kiszko, falsely imprisoned for life for wrapping and killing a little girl. Decades passed before it was proven he was 100% innocent, and the coppers deliberately excluded evidence which said so.
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  12742. It's upsetting to consider that this sensible, rational video might be described as "far right".
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  12743. * lefties *
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  12744.  @tuber7853  Brandon resembles my dog. Neither of them can read a teleprompt. And both of them enjoy sniffing children.
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  12745.  peterhicks5590  Brandon blames Trump.
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  12746. BEST CYCLING SAFETY (spoof) ADVERT EVER: Jeremy Clarkson: "Cyclists - red and green - learn the difference".
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  12747. Thanks, buddy. Same back.
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  12748. GOOD NEWS: Labour is dead. BAD NEWS: The Tories are almost as bad.
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  12749. True! The Democrats probably claim you achieved this as a result of systemic white privilege and you're a fascist.
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  12750. Dad's Army. But don't mention the war.
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  12751. BBC is confused as hell. They'll call him mentally ill instead.
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  12752. During the 17th century, no old women were frightened of being called witches if they weren't witches.
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  12753.  @nightfalls5462  "He must be a king, he's not covered in sh1t" - A peasant, Monty Python and the holy Grail.
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  12754. B E A L E R T . The US needs lerts.
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  12755. It's almost as if China Steel saw the cheapest way to destroy its British rival was to bribe a handful of civil servants and politicians.
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  12756.  @SMichaelDeHart  The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're watching the collapse of western civilisation. Tragic beyond redemption.
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  12757. Goddammit, Tucker is an adult heterosexual male with a sense of humour. BURN HIM!
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  12758. I dislike the idea of digital ID, but I'm keen on no voting without proof of identity. I can't take junk to my local council tip without proof of living in my area. Utility bills will suffice. But a bloke called Mohammed can fill out postal votes for 50 of his neighbours and everybody accepts their identity on trust.
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  12759.  @jalalabdullah5043  Equivalent to the Borg.
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  12760.  @andersongooding6703  Duggan threw the weapon over the hedge into the field beyond. Career criminals should surrender to the police, not run. I've been arrested on two or three occasions, and I wouldn't necessarily trust the coppers either. Coppers who hesitate might end their shift in a hospital or a pine box, as per the two coppers stabbed in Leicester Square a few days ago. A career criminal might outrun armed coppers, but not their bullets.
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  12761.  @bonsummers2657  The Bird?
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  12762.  @andersongooding6703  As a white bloke, I myself could be shot dead by the police if I do dangerous things. Please Google the shooting of Stephen Waldorf during the 1980s. We need the cops to be cautious about opening fire. We need to investigate EVERY shooting, in case the cop was trigger-happy, as with the Waldorf shooting. From the information revealed to date, the shooting of Kaba appears justified. It appears this shooting had nothing to do with race.
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  12763.  @bonsummers2657  Sorry, when I see "Word" I think of Peter Griffin.
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  12764.  @raquirella2542  Both you and I distrust the police. But I'm certain it was clear to the victimthat he'd been stopped by the police during the minute before the shooting. The only reasons he might've had for driving through the police are: (1.) He wanted to escape the cops, or - (2.) He assumed he was surrounded by rival drug dealers.
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  12765.  @ukcomicjunkie7433  I'm pleased the cops carefully investigated the matter. The white journalist Stephen Waldorf was shot by a cop in the 1980s in a case of mistaken identity. The next victim could be you or I. Bringing charges doesn't necessarily indicate he's likely to be guilty. Sometimes a trial in public can clear the air and leaves zero doubt as to guilt or none. A cop's anonymity must be maintained unless he's found guilty. Otherwise there might be vengeful rioting vigilantes at his door.
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  12766. Somebody's left a Reply which YouTube has rendered invisible.
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  12767. I'll be retiring in a few years from now. I intend to imitate Diogenes in every way I can. Masturbate in the street. Urinate on people. Yeah I could get into that.
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  12768. Nothing could have delayed the end of the war beyond August 1945.
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  12769. "COME BACK SHANE!"
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  12770.  @joeystarrett5318  True. He rode off into legend, like the outlaw Josey Wales. Two great movies.
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  12771.  @onlyonestarwarsfan5337  "Come back Shane" is shouted by Joey Starrett at the end of the movie, "Shane". People see my name and comment, "Ray bloody Purchase", a reference you might not understand unless you search YouTube.
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  12772.  @joeystarrett5318  I think he should've come back and given Mrs. Starrett a good porking.
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  12773. Khan claims the horses were afr irght supporters of Tommy Robinson and should be banned. Maybe.
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  12774. Calling a woman you lez is homophobic H8 speech. Hence the lady copper taking offence.
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  12775.  @Johnny-sj9sj  Is that you, Clem?
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  12776. A party like Reform could get one third of the national vote without winning a single seat. UKIP only got MEPs because the European system was used, not the Westminster system. Without change, we're destroying ourselves. And the Uniparty won't permit a system which destroys themselves.
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  12777.  @SP-lw3bq  FUN FACT: Under the proposed new anti-extremism legislation, my comment could get me convicted of a height crime (creat1ve 5pelling).
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  12778.  @karlos55555  Some of them are Africans.
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  12779.  @MF_DUNE  I'm getting more Likes than you. Nuff said.
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  12780.  kevinzhang6623  Great actors - Agreed, and so is Meryl Streep. Would Ms. Streep be well-cast as Napoleon? No.
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  12781.  @JSFGuy  If Spate Hicks is a dress-wearing man with a willy and eye shadow, he'll be catapulted near the top again.
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  12782.  @NikoBellaKhouf2  Thanks for the explanation. You saved me the trouble.
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  12783.  @reaverman  Saw it on YT videos, not on the BBC.
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  12784. Serious point here - Randy Andy is ALLEGED to have f*cked a woman who was above the British age of consent. She volunteered her services and, if it actually happened, she knew exactly what she was hired for. I cannot for the life of me believe Andy did anything wrong. I'm of a similar age. If I were single and a pretty woman offered to f*ck me, I'd say YES. She'd offer her honour. I'd honour her offer. And all night long I'd be on her and off her.
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  12785. WHERE? I'm in Dorset. Used to take a Dinghy to Old Harry Rocks. Damned nearly killed myself with exhaustion after walking up Durdle Door. Couldn't find any dinosaurs at Lyme Regis.
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  12786.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Right wing women tend to be much hotter than their leftie equivalents.
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  12787. @Jack Warner Search YT for "JFK The Smoking Gun". It's plausible the final head shot was from a Secret Serviceman's own weapon.
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  12788.  @iant9461  Pitchforks and flaming torches outside the Commons? I approve.
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  12789. If you're a plumber and the IRS believes you've cheated on your taxes, they'll crucify you. If you're the puppet of the Deep State and there is compelling proof you're corrupt and accepting bribes, the authorities will look past you and the mainstream media will ignore the story.
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  12790. Diana farmed her kids out to nannies and boarding schools as soon as they were weaned.
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  12791.  @jennygoddard6875  Yes she did. Where were her kids on the night she died?
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  12792.  @briangriffin6224  I suspect this isn't actually the real Joe Biden. This is "Bitch Biden", an inferior DNA-sourced clone, created to carry out the REAL Joe Biden's boring tasks. BRIAN: "Did you wash my car like I asked?" BITCH BRIAN: "No but I hit it with a rock". JOE BIDEN: "Did you improve the economy like I asked?" BITCH BIDEN: "We've got high inflation 'cos bigger is better, right?" The REAL Joe Biden flies a helicopter against the Taliban by day, and works in a lab by night, discovering a cure for cancer. Any day now, Bitch Biden's jaw will fall off.
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  12793.  @briangriffin6224  HEY BRIAN - I left a reply for you a few hours ago, referencing "Family Guy". I'm curious: Did it arrive at your in-box? YouTube routinely deletes my comments.
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  12794. Starmer will give her a peerage.
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  12795.  JamJam0189  What an absolute sheet show the UK has become.
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  12796.  @stevenpaulgoulding  TRUE !!! Maybe he'd also give her something else as well.
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  12797. Ay up Tottie Tony.
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  12798.  @2tone209  Sometimes it's nice to get a reply, just so that we know they're visible. YouTube renders half my comments invisible.
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  12799.  @marcusali1783  We're not getting integration. We're getting ethnic replacement.
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  12800.  @clivechandler8817  Do you regard the behaviour of Afro-Caribbeans at the Carnival as "immoral"? You're displaying your siss temm ick waycist absence of tolerance. Their behaviour expresses the completely normal ethics of their culture. Thomas Sowell, Nana Akua and Calvin Robinson are traitors to their kind.
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  12801.  Stormshadow420.  Yep. Lots of cre4t1ve spelling required these days.
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  12802. I want Trump to found his own social media company. Something equivalent to Facebook and YouTube. It'll have hundreds of millions of users within the first month. Try deplatforming THAT, bitches !!!
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  12803. I want a quota of white people in the 100 metres Olympic squad. Too many black people there. Not enough whites or paraplegics. Let's hire by quotas, not by who's actually any good at their task. I demand blind airline pilots, illiterate school teachers and female sperm donors. Yeah.
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  12804. I was going to comment about that!
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  12805.  @brandonha  Lefties and w4nkers choose to blame Churchill for the famine. They always forget to mention the Japanese.
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  12806. I'm worried about your reference to the "back entrance". Gay coppers might find a reason to strip-search Andrew.
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  12807. The BBC will be confused. How can we blame this socialist's plans on the afr irght?
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  12808.  @somedandy7694  Yeah, maybe I should try Springfield or Arlen instead.
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  12809. Here's how Greta says we should save the planet: Cease production of all meat products, all cereal products, all vegetables and all fruit. Result: a massive famine with millions of dead. Which is exactly what you'd expect from communism.
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  12810. Maff is racist. Speling is racist. Science is white soupremacy. Studey is white privilidge. Yeah. Yeah. Take that, you fascists.
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  12811. the day is coming when we'll all be trading edible bugs and heating our homes with good wishes to stay alive .
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  12812.  @tubaraofeio1053  Me too.
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  12813.  @loonaticsrunningtheassylum  TRUE.
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  12814. I myself prefer the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Eat pasta, drink beer and get laid (consenting adults).
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  12815.  @ericlegge2884  Your Reply is needlessly offensive, and brings no credit upon you.
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  12816. The 4.10 point: "A guerilla crew of film makers..." Is that how Ezra Miller got monkeypox?
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  12817. The blame should be put on Biden.
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  12818. Condoms are good for protection. Condoms are great for pricks. Go on, Harry. You deserve a condom.
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  12819. No, but super-duper woke in the worst possible way.
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  12820. You're writing it in an ancient Greek theatre? I hope you brought a cushion for your bum.
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  12821. Better still: Take away their access to private cars and every device which uses oil-sourced plastics and fibres. They'll change their minds after a few weeks of walking to their protests in hemp shoes and using computers made of wood.
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  12822. I'm British. I refuse to fund a corporation which promotes my ethnic replacement. Watching TV whilst refusing to fund the BBC defines me as a criminal. That's fine with me.
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  12823.  @terrysmith5168  It's all going as planned.
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  12824.  @justsain3236  An excessive belief in a god can feck-up anyone's mind.
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  12825.  @34ccsn  Mo-med was a slave-trading paedophile.
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  12826. High calorie shite. Perhaps they could bring out a flavor called "Amber Heard". Don't spill it on your bed.
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  12827.  @kamikaze2009  A British bomber named after a battle near a town in Germany. Fought and won by an ancestor of Winston Churchill. Herman must've been pleased to find a town in south ease England called Goring.
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  12828. Both Benito Mussolini and his father were far-left socialists. They were repeatedly arrested for their activities until Benito founded his fascist party. Hitler's party was the German National Socialist Workers Party. In what way is fascism or Nazism "right wing"? Both movements were far left.
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  12829. Perhaps your age is indeterminate because you're bald. Next time, go shopping with Will Smith.
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  12830.  @nigelcarty8084  I'd settle for a free Tommy Robinson, a free Sam Melia and a free Alex Belfield.
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  12831. Yes, but that would defeat the Government's plan to displace the ethnic British population.
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  12832.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  YIPPEE! Jeff Taylor usually has a curtain behind him. He looks like he makes videos in a supermarket photo booth.
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  12833.  @georgehetty187  Don't mention Steven bloody Toast to me! He keeps saying he's got wood for my wife. Is that what you mean, when you suggest knocking up a set?
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  12834.  @randomcomment6068  Five replies now (plus this) and two remain hidden. Somebody wrote something truthful.
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  12835. I'm looking forward to Greta going to prison. Lots of female prisoners with crew cuts, muscles and hairy arms are vying to become her cell mate. EDIT - Can anyone see this or is my comment concealed by the algorithms?
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  12836.  @blueband8114  Sort of, but it's complicated. The RAF attacked naval facilities in German ports from early September '39, all legitimate military targets under international law. These attacks are sometimes labelled as "the British started bombing German cities long before the Germans reciprocated" and other cobblers. As for bombing London and Berlin, the account given in the 1969 movie "The Battle of Britain" is entirely accurate, with sumptuous music and excellent set-design.
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  12837.  _*ZAPATOZ*_  You're talking based facts. All true.
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  12838.  @CynicalOldDwarf  A wise observation. Most scientists are slightly that way. Consider Turing and Einstein. Depictions of scientists in fiction often show them this way, as with Professor Frink in The Simpsons "Glaven!".
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  12839.  @CynicalOldDwarf  All true. And a barrister as well.
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  12840. The black guy who found a rock in the mud deserves a posthumous Nobel Prize. Oppose this and you're a bigot.
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  12841. She's a skinhead way sist.
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  12842.  @poppletop8331  She's a skinhead r - ist.
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  12843.  @vincentblack7467  Yes.
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  12844.  @spencerburke  Plenty of English sent into slavery by King James after the failed Monmouth Rebellion.
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  12845.  @spencerburke  Maybe you are indeed Muslim. Give me reparations for the Moorish/Ottoman slave trade, raiding British coastal villages and seizing people over hundreds of years.
    1
  12846. meanwhile, it's a criminal offence to stare at somebody on the London Underground.
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  12847.  @jaynekittycat9252  Hunt has the smile of a vivisectionist.
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  12848. This was a honeypot operation by Mossad. Film princes and politicians getting their cocks sucked and turn the screw.
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  12849. I wonder how long YT's algorithms will allow my comment to survive.
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  12850. The POTUS we need but will never get.
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  12851.  @PeacockRhino  AGREED 100%. Similarly, I would never indulge in gay sex. Even if somebody bought me flowers and said he loved me. Argentina tried forcing itself on the Falklands and got the sh*t beaten out of it. Which seems only fair.
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  12852.  @josephsolowyk7697  I'm sorry, I've left several comments. Which comment are you responding to?
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  12853.  @britishpatriot7386  Want a laugh? Visit any Spanish language site and read what they write about the Falklands and Gibraltar. They always refer to the British as pirates. Hahahahaha! More than 400 years since the English raided the gold which the Spanish had stolen from the Incas, and they still can't get over their resentment.
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  12854. Or fly an airliner into the Houses of Parliament.
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  12855.  @sentinal2343  People who've been here for a thousand years can call the UK their Home. Anyway, it's got less to do with race than culture. Respect our laws, our values, our culture and you'll get very little trouble from Whitey.
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  12856. This isn't communism. It's something nameless, formless, degrading, corrupting. At least communism had a name. We could oppose it. But this...
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  12857. It's wonderful how Simon's videos attract hard-core nerds who specialise in specific eras of history.
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  12858.  @mesolithicman164  I knew a girl called Kerry Hunt. True story. Her parents must've been dimwits.
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  12859. A coup d'etat by the Remainers.
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  12860. @Random Thought The majority of Tory MPs are woke remainers. They will vote for one of their own. Let's gat a tax-and-spend socialist Asian MP as our next prime minister. That'll be good, right?
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  12861. I'd vote for Andrew. But I'd prefer to vote for Keef.
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  12862. Imagine if there's a war between the west and North Korea. The US might need to send their Commemorative Air Force. The RAF's Battle of Britain Memorial Flight is ready to go.
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  12863. Haters gotta hate.
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  12864. I myself worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He's a real deity, Google Him. Some people might claim your religion, mine and Christianity are all stooooopid. But we all need to stand together against the cult founded by the 7th century slave trader.
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  12865. I replied to you an hour ago but it's been deleted.
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  12866.  @tonymccaul7159  Your needlessly offensive comment says a lot about you.
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  12867.  @ddums89  Deep state.
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  12868.  @kitcat4512  Look up the song, "The Snake" as sung by Al Wilson. Hear the lyrics.
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  12869. The gap between conspiracy theory and proven fact is six months.
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  12870. You and I are destroying British culture. It's happening on our watch. We're allowing it to happen.
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  12871. The "Red Lady of Paviland" (Wales) was considered for 200 years to be female. Turned out "she" was male. A skeleton from 33,000 years ago. First example of transsexuality.
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  12872.  @jamieyoho2310  Yep. But don't worry. The beheadings were mostly peaceful.
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  12873.  @davidbarlow350  YES!
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  12874.  @HaggisMuncher-y2u  True, but some people are reading it for the first time.
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  12875. I've never trusted Jebus since He tried to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  12876.  @turbomunch  I'm a Pastafarian (look it up, it's a real religion) so I eat my saviour's flesh at every opportunity.
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  12877.  @Kimllg88  As a Pastafarian, I love pictures of nude ladies. Eat pasta, drink beer and get laid (consenting adults) What's not to like?
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  12878. Review the morning papers.
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  12879. Regarding the Norwegian man who identifies as a wheelchair-bound woman... I volunteer to break both of his legs with a pickaxe handle. Then use an angle grinder on his private parts. I'll perform the surgery for free on condition I can film it and put it on YouTube.
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  12880. Twitter claimed lots of stuff about the platform which Musk discovered was untrue.
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  12881. Just a quick reminder - Julian Assange continues to rot in a British prison. His sole offence is that he exposed criminals in high places. I know that's off-topic, but we need reminding.
    1
  12882. I'd like to see this piece of sheet try these stunts in the US. The 2nd Amendment would be brought to bear.
    1
  12883. Penny is a lick-spittle careerist, a grey lady who runs with the hares and hunts with the hounds. She'll be pro/anti Brexit, pro/anti lockdown, following the tide and without a single original thought to bother her certainty of direction. As with Theresa May, she's a good follower but a rotten leader.
    1
  12884. The suicide of western civilisation.
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  12885.  @georgehetty7857  Patients were probably instructed to cease m*st*rbation and drink lots of tea.
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  12886.  @georgehetty7857  Hahahahaha!
    1
  12887.  @swoop-s-7680  He speaks similarly as well. What weird witchcraft is this?
    1
  12888. Before Mr. Potato Head was cast in "Toy Story", Harvey Weinstein compelled him to perform degrading sexual acts.
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  12889. I agree with the Green Nudist Activist who attacked Paul Pelosi with an assault hammer. The right to bear hammers and go on Grindr dates whilst the wife is absent shall not be infringed. We need more nudist activist hammer attacks.
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  12890. This is the moment when the Conservatives committed suicide.
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  12891. I'm replying to myself to discover whether my comment has been deleted.
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  12892. Yeah 'cos you've got white privilege. Jussie and Lebron told me so.
    1
  12893.  @DixonDixon65  Exactly the same problem here in London in the UK. Different country. Identical people doing the robberies. The problem isn't California or the UK. The problem is the culture of the people who are doing it.
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  12894.  @theblackmonk3153  I'm white British. I demand an apology from the Italian nation, because of their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia from the year 48 BC. Ancient British Lives Matter. I also demand apologies from modern Norway and Denmark following their taking of British slaves during the 9th and 10th centuries. I deserve apologies from modern Turkey following their slave-taking raids on English coastal villages during the 16th and 17th centuries, which stole possibly as many as 100,000 people. Lots of bad stuff happened but most of us got over it.
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  12895.  @harry.flashman  I hope nobody nukes Russia. Whities will need somewhere to run to after we've been ethnically cleansed.
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  12896. Twat Valley University is almost as bad.
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  12897.  @Berry-fr5wj  Which half?
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  12898.  @WilliamTheMuddy  I've recently rewatched the TV series, "John Adams" I also loved the Ken Burns TV series about Ben Franklin. These two are among the greatest Britons and greatest Americans ever to have lived.
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  12899. Somebody should put this into production as a homebuilt. Modify the design to make it safer to fly.
    1
  12900.  @carloshenriquezimmer7543  I'd also like to see a kit plane based on the Me 163. Replace the rocket motor with a small jet. Fit air intakes to the wing root leading edges. Its flying characteristics are known to be very good, even at low speed during landing. Fly with the "detachable" undercarriage in place, or take off and land on grass strips like a glider.
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  12901. I doubt this'll be covered by the BBC. Because the BBC fits with Ofcom's definition of independent. That is, woke leftist.
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  12902. Not even Brian would give his dong to that b1t(h.
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  12903. Put a migrant asylum hostel next to his house and he'll move out.
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  12904. Haha!
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  12905. There is no territory on planet Earth more bloodstained than the Holy Land.
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  12906. Stupid is what stupid does.
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  12907. Gays are safer in Gaza these days. No tall buildings to chuck them off.
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  12908. Haha!
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  12909.  @nthnmonkey  A REAL Geordie wouldn't need a coat.
    1
  12910. ANDREW - IDEA FOR A NEW VIDEO - Give yourself some grey hair makeup. Make a video which has dropped through a wormhole in the space-time continuum, from the year 2043. Maybe the UK is now an Islamic state, Queen Meghan employs giant growling balloons to chase non-vegans down the street and the new speed limit is 5mph. Your ideas will be better than mine.
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  12911.  @abigailslade3824  Almost like The Rock was a Bond sequel. A British Intelligence agent is captured by the US in the late 1960s under the false name of Mason. The UK government disavows him and he rots in prison. Until another world crisis beckons.
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  12912.  @tacitus6384  Islamic Nazis. Like sharks with laser beams on their heads.
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  12913. Brown is better than Blair, 'cos he's got a texture like sun.
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  12914. He looks like Keef Kuntabout to me.
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  12915.  @michaelportaloo1981  "Women were paid less doing the exact same jobs as men". No, all of that ended in the 1970s and rightly so. Nobody reaching retirement age today endured that. Female life expectancy after retirement is years longer than that for men.
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  12916. Everyone who buys a TV licence is funding the propaganda for their own destruction.
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  12917.  SUTTYMCFC  Both Reform and BF are good, but our electoral system will crush them.
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  12918.  @nicolaspeigne1429  A few months ago, the RAF refused commissions to white officers. They would only accept applicants who were BAME. So yeah, sort of.
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  12919.  @maxgehtdnixan4913  No need to de-privatise YouTube. It already parrots the line of the globalists.
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  12920. Who? (See what I did there?)
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  12921. All true. Plus capitalists wanted cheap workers who'd undercut the indigenous W people.
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  12922.  @paulkirton8945  Hahaha!
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  12923.  @sirrathersplendid4825  Maybe the absence of beards among female comedians explains why they're rarely funny.
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  12924.  @archabaldybaldy6406  Damned right. But NOTHING is gonna touch my kids if I can put myself in the way.
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  12925. It only applies to western civilisation and not to China.
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  12926. So Twitter will be as anti-white racist as the BBC has been for years.
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  12927. Just because you offend, it doesn't mean you're wrong.
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  12928.  WHITES LOVE MY PLAYLISTS  True.
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  12929.  @TheNickt1  Exactly. The Spitfire had a greater wing area than the 109, allowing it to out-turn its opponent. The greater surface area also meant it was slightly slower than the 109, which could also accelerate more quickly into a dive. Every marginal advantage possessed by the 109 or the Spitfire was countered by a marginal disadvantage. The 109's significant advantage was that it could nose-over in a -G bunt without a cough-splutter, but this only applied up to the end of 1940.
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  12930.  @MrVolvobloke  The rate of development during this era was very rapid. A combat aircraft could become nearly obsolete in just one year.
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  12931. It's unfair to blame smallpox on the Spanish arrival. Europeans didn't understand disease any more than the Aztecs did. It's not as if the Spanish said, "Let's put a smallpox-contaminated sailor on our ship, infecting the entire crew and then spreading the disease to the Aztecs".
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  12932. Biden has a lot in common with this dog. Both of them sniff children and neither can read a teleprompt.
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  12933.  @richardsimpson3792  A similar discussion took place in the Luftwaffe a couple of years later. The aircrew and commanders all agreed they wouldn't shoot a man in a parachute.
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  12934. Many of his claimed kills are proven fakes.
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  12935.  @britishpatriot812  YES! We're showing our age.
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  12936.  @devilliers123  Benny couldn't perform his "Sirry Iriot" sketch today.
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  12937.  @canadianroot  Now that the Js feel threatened, they might get behind stopping the swarthies from entering the UK. The Js have far greater influence in the media, the judiciary and politics than their numbers might suggest. A change of tack by the Js would change the dynamics. This might be the tipping point.
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  12938. @user-rc2xt1gt7b Sue her for damages.
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  12939. It would've been interesting to see the Seafang or Spiteful go up against this Me. I guess the Supermarine would've beaten the crap out of it.
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  12940. Funny how Prof. Micropenis would agree with much of this. From a distance, of course. Wealthy intellectual socialists wouldn't want to be seen with the actual working class.
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  12941.  @DB-np2vg  Unlike Harry, Andrew won't arrive home unexpectedly and discover his beloved in bed, smoking crack with Pookie and Ray-Ray.
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  12942.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, SIR! It's code to prevent YouTube's Al Gore Rhythms from deleting comments based upon words and phrases. For example, do you recall the former owner of the Mirror Group who fell off a yacht? Every time I mention the name of his daughter who assisted a billionaire philanthropist, my comment gets deleted.
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  12943.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  YES! And when I returned 45 minutes later, my comment about the daughter of the Mirror Group's owner had disappeared. I'm pleased you saw it. If I mention the pie ply ne across the ball tick which was blown up, that comment gets deleted as well.
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  12944. I think the shirt was crowd-funded.
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  12945.  @TransRoofKorean  The kind of thing which Putin does to his rivals.
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  12946.  @gordon861  THANKS! A little-used cul de sac in a shopping centre. I felt the ticket was unjust but, like lots of people, I just don't have the energy to oppose this crap. Pay up and move on.
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  12947.  @georgehetty7857  Persons confused by George's reply should search "Ray bloody Purchase".
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  12948.  @georgehetty7857  You're only FIRST 'cos you used your siss temm ick Wight privilege. The BBC says your culturally-adjusted position is 258th.
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  12949.  @charliegirl3056  I've rarely seen a "First" comment with this many replies.
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  12950. Who'd've thought the Conservative Party could be the party of high inflation, high spending, high borrowing, unaffordable housing, massive immigration, uncontrolled crime and the weakest military since forever. Maggie's ashes must be spinning in their urn. All going according to the WEF's plan.
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  12951.  @areyoutheregoditsmedave  Right wing is centrist.
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  12952. @nowherepeople3431 Damned right about that.
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  12953.  @BossVolt  Exactly.
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  12954. Exposing liars and corruption in the US government has consequences. The torture of Assange has nothing to do with Assange. It's about instilling fear in every other person who discovers the rotten deep state.
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  12955. "There are three types of lies: There are lies, damned lies and statistics". (A 19th century British prime minister, I can't remember which one. Maybe Gladstone.)
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  12956. I don't want the death penalty. There are too many corrupt coppers and judges, who'll fit people up and lie on oath.
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  12957.  @GreasyBelcher  Actually I'm Bill. Ray allows me to use his computer on sunny days when I can't go outside. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  12958.  @whitemale6227  To some extent, impoverished ignorant persons from Somalia or Albania are only trying to make better lives for themselves, their wives, their several children and their two sets of grandparents. I can't blame them for lying on arrival at Dover, in order to get themselves a free council house and social security. I can't blame the foxes who enter the hen house, but the people who hold the gate open and invite the foxes inside.
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  12959.  @Tondaloona03  Yes but never again.
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  12960. My favourite Manning joke: A bloke bought himself a black inflatable sex doll. He blew it up and it mugged him.
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  12961. My favourite philosopher is Diogenes. He was infamous for never washing, 5h1tting in the street and m45tur8ating in public. That's the kind of lifestyle I envy. (Can anyone see this? YT often cancels my comments.)
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  12962. Moderate and radical Muslims resemble moderate and radical paedophiles.
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  12963.  @hieug.rection1920  All true.
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  12964.  @hieug.rection1920  Hey Hieu - I click on "Replies" and yours disappears. There's something in your truthful comment which Skynet's algorithms regards as dangerous.
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  12965. Become unmutual and you will be depersoned. You are not a free man. You are a number.
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  12966.  @SammichNetwork  You're in The Village. Comply with our demands or the big growling balloon will suffocate you.
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  12967.  @harminderkambow9642  Agreed, but the banks are all private companies and have the right to decline an account. Perhaps the Post Office must be obliged to provide an account to any British person who seeks one. Even then, we're not out of the woods. Every payment made via cheque, card, transfer and direct debit is recorded and might be scrutinised by Big Brother. Which political causes do you support? Which books or DVDs do you order online? A person's entire personal history is visible.
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  12968. BIDEN: "Everybody who disagrees with me is a terrorist". LIGHTFOOT: "Everybody who disagrees with me is racist and homophobic". HOMER: "Everybody who disagrees with donuts is Ned Flanders".
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  12969.  @MadHeadzOz  Yep.
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  12970.  @samfazers8818  Khan has a guaranteed permanent majority. Unless the peaceful religion gets its own party.
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  12971.  @kenthompson3657  Sometimes an incel Guardian-reading leftie, sitting in his stained underwear in his mum's spare room, will read a comment he dislikes. He falsely reports it via the three little buttons to the right of the comment. The algorithms delete the comment and remember the phrasing. Post another comment with similar phrasing it'll disappear.
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  12972. Bring back Sir Robin Day. OK he's dead, but he still stinks less than these woke f*ckers.
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  12973. I wanna see Andrew Lawrence reviewing the papers as Keef Kuntabout or Prof. Gideon Micropenis.
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  12974.  @Dave-hu5hr  Agreed, and I love your name.
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  12975. Somebody accused Calvin of being Tommy Robinson's brother.
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  12976. Mon frere ami, our governments hate the people. Same in the UK, France, Germany and elsewhere.
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  12977. One reason for keeping women out of combat is that prisoners get raped. This happened a lot when Brit/ANZAC soldiers were captured by the Turks in WW1, and to prisoners of the Japs in WW2. Nobody speaks of it because of the shame. Unlike women, males don't become pregnant with the children of their torturers. Also, men are better at understanding violence than are women. Look at any crime statistics. Virtually EVERY criminal is a male. Men do dreadful things. We murder. We steal. We punch. It's in our DNA. Who are you gonna send into combat to kill and burn and destroy? Obviously, men do it better than women. Women are in many ways the better part of human nature. Let's keep it that way. There is no place for women in combat. You're BETTER than that.
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  12978.  @littlefluffybushbaby7256  "Halibag" was their nickname at that time. Like Mossie, Spit and Stringbag.
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  12979.  @MrDaiseymay  The Mosquito carried the same bomb load as a B17.
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  12980.  @neiloflongbeck5705  True. Some Mossies didn't carry bombs. They carried radar and lots of guns.
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  12981.  @neiloflongbeck5705  OK
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  12982.  jhőn fráncísz  helo bak
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  12983. Things I can't write on YouTube? Wankel rotary engine.
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  12984. I disagree. Diana is the only member of the Royal Family ever to have given an in-depth TV interview, with the specific objective of trashing her in-laws. That is, until Meg and Harry arrived. To give Diana her due, she was tricked into doing so by the BBC's deliberate lies. Diana was never very bright. She attended a very expensive school but only got two O-levels.
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  12985.  @GeoffBuysCars  I'd gladly exchange photos of my meat and two veg with any celebrity who'll pay me 35 grand.
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  12986. Socialists don't understand munny... er, morny... er, moonie... err... err... err...
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  12987.  @northernlad1397  No, YOU shut up!
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  12988.  @northernlad1397  Hahahahaha! (If I was black and you are white, I could categorise your comment as hate speech.)
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  12989.  @northernlad1397 Am I mad? No, I'm f*ckin' furious!
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  12990. Enrichment?
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  12991. I MYSELF AM BEING RADICALISED BY YOUR VIDEOS, SIMON. I'm reading books again and distrusting anything which I can't verify for myself. I am a dangerous proto-terrorist. Lock me up.
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  12992. Exactly the same thing happens to me.
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  12993. The reason for V1 inaccuracy was the "Double Cross" espionage system used by the British. By '44, Luftwaffe reconnaissance aircraft found it impossible to fly over London in daylight. So German agents were tasked with reporting where the V1s fell, but virtually every agent had been captured and turned. British Intelligence instructed the agents to radio back a position which was a few miles north of the actual landing point. As a result, the Germans adjusted their aim and the V1s fell in an area to the south of London, with a less-dense population.
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  12994. The Falklands belong to Britain, but Argentina claims the Falklands belong to Argentina. On that basis, Argentina must belong to Britain as well. Perfectly logical. Let's send all our migrants to Argentina.
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  12995.  @Right-Turn-Clyde  Jeremy Hunt is Cockney rhyming slang.
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  12996. Nothing actually religious about this movie. Spiritual yes, but not religious.
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  12997. I'm subbed to a few US channels hosted by black blokes. They frequently differentiate between decent B-people, and those B-persons who are utter trash and whom they call the N-word
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  12998.  @Xplora213  It might be possible to introduce a reform as a template, which every individual state could adopt. It's important to get the ball rolling, commence the debate. As Xplora implies below, every ballot box to have armed Marine guards.
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  12999. Creepy Joe can't remember two years ago.
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  13000.  @credenza1  If the victim was non-white, there'd be riots and this false arrest would've been the first story on the BBC and Channel 4 news.
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  13001.  Lucrezia 1955  Agreed. The patriots are standing around with hand guns, as if King George and his redcoats are about to march down Main Street. The US has been overthrown and the mainstream media applauds it.
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  13002.  @clivet3252  I'm concerned about what Philip Schofield did to Gordon the Gopher.
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  13003. Everything NOT right wing turns to sh*t.
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  13004. I'd like to agree, but all we could send now is a bunch of transgender Africans in hi-viz safety garb, defending our sovereignty via interpretive dance. Sad, innit. I s'pose we could send the Gurkhas. A few dozen Gukhas could kick the Argies back to Buenos Arses.
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  13005. I am Keir Starmer, and my pronouns are "F*ckwit" and "W*nker".
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  13006.  @kelvincasing5265  You're correct and it's sickening. 2020 is when we discover the worst dystopian conspiracy theories are all true.
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  13007.  @jozkomrkvicka3857  Reading Mr. Bowman's comment, I'm reminded that YouTube attracts both nerds and morons.
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  13008.  @rsacchi100  Amazing how fast technology and tactics evolved during that era.
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  13009.  @damienmaynard8892  Many of the kills attributed to those pilots were in fact fictitious. Goebbels & Co. needed propaganda about knightly supermen, destroying vast swathes of allied aircraft. If those claims had been authentic, Germany would've won the war.
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  13010.  @nealskrenes2612  Agreed. Hitler's architects designed impregnable underground bunkers. They could not conceive that an aircraft could ever be built to carry a ten ton bomb capable of reaching supersonic speeds and creating an earthquake.
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  13011. Yeah but the joke isn't funny. It's sick.
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  13012. Meg's gone down in my estimation. Nothing goes down faster than a middle-aged divorcee on a wealthy prince.
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  13013. I wonder what dirty tricks the Demonrats are preparing. Putin eliminates his opponents by poisoning his rivals. Almost honest by comparison.
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  13014. Yes m'lady.
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  13015.  @OM617a  Less fuel-efficient, but using recycled or rebuilt parts makes them eco-friendly.
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  13016.  @robertguildford  NO to capital punishment. I distrust the coppers and the entire rotten judiciary. Too many miscarriages of justice. Consider the case of Stefan Klitschko, sentenced to life for murdering a child. 20 years later, DNA proved he was completely innocent. The cops and even his defence barristers had deliberately excluded evidence which would've exonerated him.
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  13017.  @jacksprat9172  I've never trusted people from that country since Peter Griffin had his shirt stolen at the laundry.
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  13018. No military operation goes according to plan. No military operation survives intact after first contact with the enemy. Sh*t happens.
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  13019.  @AliAdeel777  Maybe he did it.
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  13020. We're assuming this is money-related. I assumed the cops had found Sturgeon's underground dungeon where she kept children for sex acts.
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  13021.  @elkpaz560  I'm reminded of the old song, "The Snake", as sung by Al Wilson. Don't know it? Search YouTube.
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  13022. White Lives Matter is r-ist as well. Saying it could get you imprisoned. 'Cos white lives don't matter, claim the cops.
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  13023. Too white for flight.
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  13024. I saw a burglary IN PROGRESS and phoned the police. They told me NO OFFICERS were available to attend. So I walked on, went to my car and followed the burglars from a distance. I watched as they distributed their back-packs of loot. They went their separate ways on foot. I got my dog out of my car and followed one. He was checking-out other houses and disappeared down a tree-lined driveway. I phoned 999 again, giving the crime reference number from my earlier call. By chance, I spoke with the same 999 operator. I gave the location of the house, the description of the burglar and said this was probably a SECOND burglary in progress. The operator told me there were still no officers to attend. So I gave up and went home.
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  13025. Perhaps the late Senator McCarthy was right, about dangerous commies hiding in plain sight and undermining our society. Funny how the leftists are now using McCarthyist techniques to "protect" us.
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  13026. Hunter claims he's got a nine inch penis. It was measured by the Dominion machines which counted Joe's votes.
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  13027. Very sad that Starmer will win the next general election. Starmer is like a fat bloke who enters the Grand National, riding a three-legged donkey. Amazingly he WINS, not because he's any good, but because every other horse or rider has collapsed and died along the way.
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  13028.  @UniqueBreakfastTaco  There are communities where nearly everybody is armed and crime is disappearingly tiny. There are other communities where there are dozens of shootings a month. What kind of people live there? I'll leave that to you to guess. Disarming good people is dangerous, because the only armed people will be the criminals.
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  13029.  @AlienPsyTing1  Sometimes YouTube's algorithms render my comments invisible. A leftie falsely reports my comment as hate speech. The algorithms remember the phrasing and automatically cancels anything similar. Hard to know which words or phrases do the triggering. EVERY comment I leave about an infamous US citizen who offed himself in a pr1s0n cell disappears. EVERY comment about an under5ea tube which was ruptured disappears. EVERY comment I leave which names the reporter who identified the culprit as US 5pecial f0rce5 disappears. I've never left hateful comments. But the Left are hateful.
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  13030. Jesus: You think He's dead, but He comes back anyway. A bit like the Terminator, several Marvel characters and Doctor Who.
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  13031.  @Jezza_One  True, but this load of money will pay for it. Don't give the Iranians their cash. Give them their tanks, as per their deal.
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  13032.  @MajesticDemonLord  Yes, but this is 40 years later. I'm no expert and I accept your knowledge is greater than mine, but surely it would be like comparing a 40 year old Cortina with a Mondeo. Or an F4 Phantom with its modern equivalent.
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  13033.  @genghiscarnage4015  If I paid for a Ford Escort in 1980 but it wasn't delivered, I'd be delighted if I received a brand new Ford Escort today. They've become highly desirable classics. If Iran ordered 1980-spec tanks over forty years ago, use the money to set up a production line and build new tanks as per the original specification.
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  13034. Affirmative action confirms B-folk can't make it for themselves in the real world. In the US, Japanese- and Korean-Americans have never needed affirmative action in order to succeed. Despite having faced similar or greater disadvantages.
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  13035. Agreed. Food prices in the west will greatly increase, but we'll still get the food whilst the developing world starves to death. But that's OK, there's no shortest of dinghies for sub-Saharan Africans to enter the UK.
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  13036.  @Cherrycheekity  Sorry, I assumed it was something from Benjamin Franklin or equivalent.
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  13037.  @seanpidduck  Sadly, the Conservative Party is Labour but with a pretty blue bow. No difference between Priti's migrant-stopping efforts and what Labour would do.
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  13038. Biden reminds me of my dog. They both sniff children but neither can read a teleprompt.
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  13039. Refusing to love paedophiles and terrorists is a H-crime.
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  13040.  @peteratkinson922  Reminds me of the character invented by the late Rik Mayall for the TV series, "The Young Ones". Rik - the self-styled Peoples' Poet - loses an argument and shouts "Fascist!" before storming off in a huff. Always reminds me of the leftist journalist Owen Jones.
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  13041. I suspect it was Picard in the holodeck.
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  13042.  @johnbowkett80  Never ill? I'm unvaccinated too.
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  13043. I'm male. I don't want to f*ck men. Does that make me homophobic?
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  13044. Imagine if Jackson knew a gay rights group would be given his name.
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  13045.  @keepingitreal618  Coppers will kick in my door in three, two, one...
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  13046.  @littlenan3576  It'll get a lot worse before anything is done. But by then, it'll be too late to do anything.
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  13047. @@mikemongrel5587 We can choose not to buy a Netflix account and still watch TV. Use a TV and it's a criminal offence not to fund the BBC. I refuse to fund my own destruction.
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  13048.  @bigvern3487  Thanks for the heads-up, everybody. SOME of my comments get shadow-banned, the others remain visible.
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  13049.  @wayneantoniazzi2706  You are damned right there.
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  13050. Socialist with a pretty blue label.
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  13051.  @OfficerHotpants  Were they white? Did they own slaves? BURN THE BOOK!
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  13052. History is written by the victors. I wonder if good will prevail...
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  13053.  @Edujs23  Damn - I've just written the same comment! I didn't see you'd left the same comment 13 hours ago.
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  13054. The Greeks coined the word "hysteria", derived from their word for "womb". Hysteria was regarded as an exclusively female emotion. Observe the male officers. They're anxious but controlled. This cop who resembles a kid's nana is unfit for high-stress events.
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  13055.  @fugawiaus  I'm pleased the World Aquanaut Security Patrol is keeping us safe from the undersea people.
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  13056.  @fugawiaus  Couldn't make Fireball XL5 today unless Venus was the captain and she was black.
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  13057.  @fugawiaus  Nah, that's Roberta the Robot.
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  13058. Some of those aren't horror films. Same with the list of movies discussed by the panel.
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  13059.  @Archie.Fisher  Good film but not a horror. Same with Psycho, American Psycho, Jaws, Waterworld and Alien.
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  13060.  @Archie.Fisher  True, genres overlap. To me, "horror" means ghosties and ghoulies, vampires and werewolves, gotta be supernatural. Some overlap into zombies.
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  13061.  @Archie.Fisher  Some genres overlap. The Bond movies aren't actually about espionage. Same with "Where Eagles Dare". Espionage at the core of the plot, but it's more about shoot 'em up.
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  13062. Harry has doubled that chances his bodyguards might be killed whilst protecting him. What a fookwit.
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  13063.  @TheHauntedKiwi  Thousands of unarmed citizens don't either.
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  13064.  @jenniferglenn14  Males from one ethnicity aged 16 to 40 do half of them. I've gotta be cautious about my phrasing or YouTube will automatically hide my comment.
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  13065. Gays make it compulsory to be proud of homosexuality. Heterosexual protests and says that's a form of fascism. Cops come around and arrest him, proving his point.
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  13066.  jhõn frąncísz  ello jhon.
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  13067. Funny how the ONLY place to find interesting discussion is via the internet. Diversity is claimed to be good for us, but diversity of opinion is banned from the entire mainstream media. Channel 4 only does soft pornography. The BBC is as independent as Der Angriff or Pravda. The newspapers are all filled with dishonesty.
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  13068. Sad fact: Reform could win one third of the national vote without winning a single seat. Our electoral system guarantees either a Tory or a Labour victory. Reform could come a close second in every constituency but win nothing.
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  13069. Enoch was right.
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  13070. These useless activist civil servants should be "promoted" to tasks where they can't do any harm. When Springfield power plant was being inspected, Smithers sent Homer to the cellar, where he had the important task of ensuring the bee couldn't escape from the glass jar. Just shunt these woke numpties to a job where they imagine they're useful, but they're just useful idiots.
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  13071. Funny how Yanks like you and Brits like me can ONLY find truthful news broadcasts on Australian channels.
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  13072. You are FIRST to comment 'cos you used your white privilege and systemic waycism. The BBC told me so.
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  13073.  @johngalt5411  I like your designs from the Bond movies. Different Ken Adams maybe?
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  13074. Adolf Hitler was a non-smoking, non-drinking vegetarian who loved his dog. What a fooking leftie.
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  13075.  @dx1450  If ever war kicks off with North Korea, the US should send the Commemorative Air Force and the British should send the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight. Along with the USS Texas and HMS Belfast.
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  13076.  @georgehetty7857  And once again, George Hetty and Ray Purchase are showing each other their d*cks and comparing sizes but in the nicest and most platonic way. (For anybody wondering, George and I keep bumping into each other and Liking each other's comments. That's all!)
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  13077. STUFF FROM BIDEN'S CABINET: Mouthwash. Denture fix. Incontinence pads. Anti-aging pills.
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  13078. Prettier than Quagmire's Dad. Brian would ** her for sure. Giggity.
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  13079. Giving the keys of an SUV to a white-hating racist career-criminal is also a bad idea.
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  13080. Driving these days is horrible. I don't like it any more. I'd like to give up driving altogether. Sad, 'cos I've got a classic car which I'm supposed to enjoy.
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  13081.  @ValiantVeracity  If common sense prevails, why is the BBC's new chairman an Indian-born Muslim? EDIT - Can anyone see this, or did YT cancel me again?
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  13082.  @rosbifle413  Sorry to be a spelling Nazi, but shouldn't the N-word have a capital "N"? But YOU'RE correct.
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  13083.  @PaIaeoCIive1684  THANKS!
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  13084. Those Ians who were child-sex perverts - I wonder why the BBC failed to offer them contracts.
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  13085. LIKED on the basis of your name, friend. No other reason required.
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  13086. I know it's wonderful, because every non-white on Planet Earth is jealous of us.
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  13087. ME TOO!
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  13088. I'd assumed the joke was about a black transgender Muslim chicken which crossed the road.
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  13089. They might be concerned in case you harm yourself by drinking alcohol whilst pregnant.
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  13090.  @AmieEss  All true, but my comment was intended as a joke. I assume Orchardman is male, plus he claims to be aged 70+. So it makes perfect woke sense to refuse him alcohol in case he's pregnant.
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  13091.  @davidmorgan6896  Perhaps Orchardman was pregnant. Gotta praise the shopkeeper's diligence.
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  13092. Gotta be careful about using a word like "attacks". It's not a stabby-stabby event, like a mews limb going fully-peaceful on a Christian speaking in his pulpit.
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  13093. @Richard Fox How does being gay make it more difficult to pass an exam? Given the very large number of non-white persons working in the NHS, how does being non-white constitute a disadvantage?
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  13094. Right now, England's King Henry VIII separating from the Roman Church seems like a prophetic move, hundreds of years in advance.
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  13095. The shooter was an Amish guy wearing a MAGA hat. Jussie told me so. Al Sharpton blames systemic racism.
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  13096. Agreed. If a famine's coming, the farmers will always be the last to starve.
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  13097. Unlike Gary Lineker, Matt isn't an Afro-Caribbean woman.
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  13098.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Modern Britain: Lions led by donkeys.
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  13099.  @SaxonsGlory  I blame the entire British establishment. Corrupt to the core.
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  13100.  @davidockley2987  The word "Quisling" applies.
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  13101. The Guardian is part-owned by the Saudis but loses £millions annually in perpetuity. Why would anyone want to trust them?
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  13102. The electorate will not vote an Indian back into number 10. Make of that as you will.
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  13103.  @dpnice7721  Or I could dress as a barber who wants to be a lumberjack, putting on womens' clothing and hanging around in bars.
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  13104. This was a coup d'etat, planned and funded by woke remainers and the WEF.
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  13105. Nah, they're already too busy laughing at your POTUS. I'm British, and when I look at my own government, I can't laugh any more. I can only cry.
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  13106.  @Lucky13Ravens  Most of the violence goes the other way.
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  13107. Jus tryin t get munny for his medicine course, he gonna be a bwain surgeon or a rapper.
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  13108. Mostly peaceful.
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  13109. I remain traumatised by the illegal Roman invasion and enslavement of Britannia from 48 BC. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter. I demand reparations from modern Italy. Gimmee reparashuns n sheet.
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  13110. Indian PM. Half the cabinet is non-hu ite. Both the SNP leader and the Scottish Labour leader are Muslims. Every London mayor must be black or Pakistani. Diversity yay.
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  13111. One remedy: LAMP POST WITH ROPE.
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  13112.  @TheBigBigSean  Race isn't the problem. They never knew their fathers. Rap is their adoptive father.
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  13113.  @cuckingfunt9353  Women have penises. Anne Boleyn was black. Biden was fairly elected. Priti Patel will end the cross-channel migration. Disagree with any of that narrative and you're a waycist transphobic bigot.
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  13114. Is that a Bowfinger reference?
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  13115. Anybody who dislikes five-year-olds being stabbed in the street is fff4rr royt . (Cre4t1ve 5pelling.) The politicians are to blame. But let's blame the public.
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  13116. There's nothing more expensive than a cheap supercar.
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  13117. I will distrust a copper who arrives in a gay-livery car. I will also distrust a cop in a car carrying masonic livery.
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  13118. HAVE YOU EARNED NOTHING YET? Every candidate will claim this and that and the other to win an extra vote. None of these promises will be kept.
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  13119.  @egverlander  I drove past my local garage at 11am. There was no queue. I did a couple of hours of work, whilst Jeremy Vine was unloading his shite on BBC Radio 2. Vine was talking about how there was no need to panic-buy fuel, because there wasn't a fuel crisis. I drove past the same garage at 3pm. There was a big queue, tailing into the street. Thankyou very much, Jeremy f*cking Vine and the BBC.
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  13120.  @babylonsburning1  Only because the Establishment were convinced they'd win and we'd lose.
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  13121. To cover the sound of weeping leftists.
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  13122. I refuse to fund a broadcaster which propagandises my ethnic extinction.
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  13123. I misread the title as "Marital Arts" and thought it'd be about sex.
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  13124.  @egosumhomovespertilionem  The UK should hand the Falklands back to the original inhabitants. A bit tough when the islands were uninhabited until the British arrived. Perhaps the Argentine people should hand their country back to the pre-Columbian natives of South America.
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  13125. Don't forget: The BBC hates you. Hate them back.
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  13126.  @poempadgett4664  I can imagine Peter Griffin doing it. And realising he's got the wrong date and the wrong location. It's actually somebody's grandmother's funeral.
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  13127. @john Lee Sorry, I'm too dim. What's the result?
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  13128. @john Lee Sorry, neither Brandon nor I have the brain cells to work it out. I recall hearing in the 1090s that "a limp Hitler" is an anagram of Michael Portillo. Dunno if that's true.
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  13129. @john Lee Aha! Excellent! I'm gonna repeat that a lot! Thanks for telling me, I would not have guessed it otherwise. I'm pleased you've told me about Rishi's anus. I would not have dared to look.
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  13130. @john Lee STRANGE FACT: I click on "Replies" and yours disappears. Skynet dislikes your use of the word "anus".
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  13131. @john Lee Somebody at YouTube self-identifies as an anus and assumes you're commenting about him/her.
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  13132.  @curiositycloset2359  And nothing of value was lost. I wish his victims were entitled to sue the government/immigration services for punitive damages.
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  13133.  @NigelParket  Is there a photo? I wanna see it. Hard to know how much of his rotten stench was there before he died.
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  13134. Professor Gideon Micropenis agrees with this message.
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  13135.  Richard Kent  Nah, black people created China. The BBC told me so.
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  13136.  @grwuk  I don't pay to watch the other channels. If I refuse to fund the BBC, I could go to prison. They'll have to catch me first.
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  13137. ORANGE MAN > potato head.
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  13138. "You're gonna need a bigger bomber".
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  13139.  @original_yosemitesam  Them too. Some are crunchy.
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  13140. I laughed out loud at this comment. So true.
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  13141.  @I-Dophler  Correct, and Wellesley would have more time for designing boots on long weekends..
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  13142.  @I-Dophler  Instead of selling opium to China, the East India Company should've set up sweat shops for making footwear designed by Arthur Wellesley.
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  13143.  @I-Dophler  Nuffin wrong with working Chinese 12-year-olds for 14 hours every day. British children did the same thing in the 19th century. The Chinese still do something similar today. In the 19th century, we'd have paid them with salt and opium.
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  13144. The BBC website only lists allegations that the Russians bombed the gazz pie plyne, despite the fact that we now know it was the US. Every time I leave a comment which uses the "correct" spelling and words, YouTube renders it invisible. So YouTube has been instructed to censor and prevent discussion of this subject.
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  13145. COMING SOON FROM THE LEFTIST CLIMATE-CHANGE ACTIVISTS: We can save the planet by adopting a meat-free, cereal-free, fruit-free and vegetable-free diet. It worked brilliantly during the Holodomor genocide.
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  13146.  @leecromer3289  (Yorkshire accent) We'd DREAM of 'aving a candle. All we 'ad were dead cats stolen from t'local chippie.
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  13147.  @My2up2downCastle  You too?
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  13148. Hey Mr. BBB - Why should I respect your advice? According to your video yesterday, your supermarket regards you as an underage teenager. (JOKE.)
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  13149. BAD NEWS: Harry's writing a book. GOOD NEWS: The book's ghost writer is Brian Griffin.
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  13150. I love the bit where Michael Caine shouts, "Oi! Stop chuckin' them bleedin' spears!" Or was it, "I only wanted you to blow the bloody doors off".
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  13151. Potato Lives Matter. Unlike some folk, they don't run around murdering each other. Cos they got white potato privilege n sheet.
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  13152. Labour has accepted that the Religion of P outnumbers the Religion of the Talmud by about 30 : 1. Who's gonna give Labour the most votes? Labour's golden rule: Don't get caught!
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  13153.  @jakethekipper  It's OK, boff spelin and maffs are rasist consepts.
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  13154. Why are you so naive? These MPs will promise absolutely any f***ing thing to get elected. Afterwards they'll do a 180 degree turn on every promise.
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  13155. Darwinism in action. Stupid people excluding themselves from the gene pool.
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  13156.  @2tone209  I think shouting is wonderful.
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  13157.  @2tone209  I hope nobody's ethnically enriched him.
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  13158. @Justin Dylan I click on Replies and yours disappears. something in Skynet's algorithms wants to silence the truth.
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  13159. Many "English" ideas of liberty were derived from Holland. Thankyou for assisting with our "Glorious Revolution" of 1688.
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  13160. The RAF was extremely diverse in WW2: Poles, Czechs, Free French, Belgians, Yanks, Aussies, Kiwis, South Africans and so on. But the RAF never said, "You're too white, go away". Lots of non-whites in the RAF as well, including the actor-singer Cy Grant, a Ghanaian who was shot down and spent the war as a POW. He later did voices for Jerry Anderson's productions. Then there's Ken Adam, the German Jew who did the scene design for the classic Bond movies.
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  13161. I go out in hot weather, wearing a dirty raincoat and with my crotch area cut away. I know the ladies like what I show them, because they all react. I hope the cops don't stop me!
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  13162. A new tongue-twister: The police protecting the person who protected the paedophile.
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  13163.  @tin2001  SAD FACT: Transits were manufactured for decades just outside Southampton. Then the EU did a deal with Turkey, whom they wish to lure into the EU. Ford was given a couple of hundred £million to relocate their factory to Turkey. British jobs were lost. Every Transit today is manufactured in Turkey and they're all moo slims.
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  13164. Global warming was started by farting mammoths.
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  13165.  @Michael64425  Please do a Google search. It's all there. I read a comment about this a year ago. Like you, I was suspicious and Googled it. The Independent is a part of the Guardian group, so the same applies.
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  13166. Wight people are being expelled from history. Except for all the invented bad stuff. Would bl4que folk have abolished slavery without the Royal Navy? Not a chance.
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  13167. I remember a joke from that time. - Did you hear Rushdie's written a new book? It's called, "The Pope is a Knob-end and the IRA are a Bunch of Gays".
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  13168.  @aryt.t.9865  Ich bin British. Our governments hate us.
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  13169.  @flybobbie1449  I think it was Biden who stole Peter Griffin's shirt. (Search YouTube if you don't get the reference.)
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  13170.  @DeadlyPlatypus  "Go on go on go on go on go on..."
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  13171.  @floydisnutz8443  "Ah, Ming the Merciless, what a great fella".
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  13172.  @georgehetty7857  That too. Oliver Cromwell was on the point of leaving for the New World when things kicked off.
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  13173. Trust the science. Diversity is good for you. You will own nothing and be happy. Clap for the NHS. Arbeit macht frei. Strength through joy. War is peace. Other lies may be appended.
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  13174. Yup and "Huzzah!" whilst waving my bearskin above my head.
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  13175.  @keithmarshall45  I click on "9 Replies". Yours disappears and only four remain (plus perhaps THIS Reply).
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  13176. The BBC will regard you as a proto-terrorist.
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  13177.  @georgemccarthy1949  Bible isn't too bad. It's mostly legend and history, rather than exhorting heroes in modern times to slaughter their enemies with the jawbone of an ass. The New Testament would escape altogether. The J-man said "Love thine enemies", the M-man demanded they should be chucked off rooftops.
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  13178.  @gwensteddy2038  Report AND deport.
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  13179.  @phasematerialsresearch9319  Please seek the Flying Spaghetti Monster on line. Not EVERY religion promotes H.
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  13180.  @pvt.reefer6163  I left a sensible non-height reply here yesterday but it's been deleted. Dunno whether it was the algorithms or a troll reporting me.
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  13181.  @mthall621  Ban the publication and distribution of the book. Possession couldn't be enforced because it would be retrospective.
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  13182.  @SilverSixpence888  Yes.
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  13183.  @neatwheat  Yes I know, but I'm uncertain which wurds and frazes get my comments automatically deleted by the Al Gore rhythms. Hence the knead fur lotz ov cre4t1ve 5pelling. There are MANY worts I can't use any more. Will the A-word get my comment removed? I dunno! You understood to whom I referred and my comment remains visible, so it works.
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  13184.  @neatwheat  YOUR comment remains visible. I've used those words in a comment in the past. Somebody falsely reported the comment as h speech. Now YouTube's computer says "No" and renders my comment invisible when I use them.
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  13185.  @floridanews8786  Hahaha!
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  13186. You've changed your name, Tootsie!
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  13187. Robert De Niro is Travis Bickle. Why would anyone believe a word he says?
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  13188. Yes. But a simple life with an indoor swimming pool and a two-car garage is nice as well.
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  13189. Yes, but this particular guy is a black rapper.
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  13190.  @lisalou382  I'd gladly buy a boat and fit a sharpened ram on the bow. Great fun. If this was legal in international waters, I'd volunteer to do this immediately.
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  13191. QUESTION: How would a Rapide compare with the equivalent Bentley for reliability?
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  13192.  @fivish  I'm reminded of an old song: "Yes we 'ave no bananas, We 'ave no bananas today".
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  13193. Hence the worldwide phenomenon of W-flight.
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  13194. Every convertible will become a classic.
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  13195. I'm subbed but I never get a notification.
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  13196. Technically speaking: The UK's electoral system is completely fooked.
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  13197. I glued Ford Capri badges on my Daewoo Matiz. Are you claiming my car isn't a real Ford Capri?
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  13198.  @hiramabiff2017  Labour and the Tories are two wet f4rt5 from the same diseased as5e h0le.
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  13199.  @wolframdebris8102  The non-Conservative Part has betrayed everyone except the WEF.
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  13200.  @tara1941  True.
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  13201.  @kamrudkd  Please write shorter replies. This is YouTube. Nobody reads long stuff. The best comments are always short and funny. Like Sadiq Khan's pen15.
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  13202. A gay Indian, haranguing the Irish public for being outraged at children being stabbed.
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  13203. So "insidious" is a swear word now?
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  13204.  @garagenigel  The Uniparty you mean. Khan could've reversed the Tory ULEZ concept. Cameron, Boris and other PMs could've reversed Blair's migration policies. As in Orwell's "Animal Farm", there's no difference between the Pigs and their predecessors.
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  13205. I misread the title as "Talking Penis" and assumed this video would be about Prince Harry.
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  13206. I want the right to arm bears.
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  13207. Overpopulation caused London's bad air, not cars. According to the last census, only 39% of London's population is white English. The rest of the population was imported from Pakistan and Africa to boost Khan's votes. If London wasn't overpopulated, the air would still be good.
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  13208. My sympathies go to you, Jeff. Your uncle was wise.
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  13209.  @dovetonsturdee7033  Hindsight makes us all wise. If prime ministers possessed hindsight before the events occurred, he would've attended fewer parties.
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  13210.  @HeavensGremlin  Agreed.
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  13211.  @davidrenton  Exactly.
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  13212.  @Xplora213  Is that you, Clem?
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  13213.  @somethingintheair5373  Starmer will win the next GE. He's like a fat bloke who enters the Grand National on a three-legged donkey. Despite being absolute cr4p, somehow he wins the Grand National. Because every other horse and rider commits suicide on the way.
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  13214.  @lendipuppa8741  One culture is predominant in knife crime. Most of the victims, most of the perpetrators. It tends not to be people leaving synagogues or east Asians (Koreans, Chinese etc.) No point in stopping and searching elderly women. Nearly always one specific gender, one specific age group, one specific cultural background.
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  13215.  @gabrielboorom6196  Hard to know who does the most sniffing.
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  13216. How many shots did Lee Harvey Oswald need? I don't need any.
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  13217. The USA is an idea in the mind of God. If the USA fails, civilisation will collapse and we will enter a new dark age.
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  13218. It's like Prof Gideon Micropenis has become chief constable.
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  13219. Sadly Abbott is correct. I don't blame foxes for doing what they do in hen houses. It's in their nature. I blame the white people who deliberately held the door open and invited the foxes inside.
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  13220.  @noeticjustice1535  The kind of person who believes Japan shouldn't have been nuked will also believe in the Nazi flying saucer.
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  13221. When crying doesn't work, they'll say "I can't breathe". It's hard to know when they're lying and when they're telling the truth.
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  13222. Yeah but only 'cos you've benefitted from systemic waycism and white privilege. The BBC says so. Probably.
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  13223.  @123fle6  An unfair criticism. My sensible comment does not merit your abuse. I am speaking from personal experience.
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  13224.  @123fle6  It is unfair to use foul terms of abuse. Keep it civil, as I have done.
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  13225.  @123fle6  Your experience is different from mine. Neither your experience nor mine deserves foul abuse.
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  13226.  @123fle6  Well yeah duh.
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  13227.  @CamcorderSteve  Yeah, that white supremacist Braverman woman shouting about "One folk, one empire, one leader" got Gary all huddled into a fearful little ball. All those book-burnings and torchlit parades, encouraging Hindus and Christians to smash the windows of fugee hotels. Yeah, deny it and you're a waycist.
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  13228.  @clevelandneunie2198  The Austrian painter became chancellor in 1933. Your comment reveals you know very little about this subject.
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  13229.  @sidnotvicious8442  Ha ha! I like the Apple reference! Persons entering Customs are often asked, "Have you anything to declare?" I wonder how many fugees tell the truth. "I declare death to the infidels!"
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  13230.  @steveturner6770  "The language of 1930s Germany". So Gary imagines the Tory government was speaking German? Gott in himmel! Achtung! Raus! Gary needs to wash out his over-ample ears.
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  13231.  @steveturner6770  I read the Tweet and it's mistaken.
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  13232.  @steveturner6770  Sorry, too many replies here. Which reply are you referring to?
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  13233. @Neria Wolf JOE BIDEN: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" DIANE: "No, but I've seen Jeremy Corbyn naked".
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  13234. Who's the most trustworthy: Liz to run the economy, Zahawi to ban offshore tax dodges, Rishi to stop the cross-channel migrants or Gary Glitter as your babysitter? Gary is more trustworthy because, at his age, he's unable to f*c* up his job.
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  13235. Undoubtedly a hate crime. Lebron claims this white racist woman hunted those friendly guys. She entrapped them into an attack against their will. Jussie witnessed the entire thing and denies paying the attackers.
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  13236. We need leadership.
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  13237. In future, Biden will only offer Chinese food.
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  13238.  @georgehetty7857  Not like entering a female beauty contest with your meat and two veg still attached.
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  13239. The first-past-the-post electoral system means Reform could win a third of the national vote without winning one seat. UKIP couldn't have won any Euro seats at all, if the Westminster electoral system had been used.
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  13240. Has he been punching w eight women in the face in NYC?
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  13241. I left a comment earlier, asking "Is he the dude who punches w eight women in the face in NYC?" I've returned and it's gone. It was a silly but amusing joke. I don't think the line broke community guidelines.
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  13242. I want Paul to make a video, replacing his face with that of Steve McQueen. Perfectly feasible.
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  13243. "Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Do you like movies about gladiators?" - either Captain Oveur or Creepy Joe.
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  13244. Ooh look over there, a diversion, diversity is wonderful, lots of distractions about UFOs being real and bully-dogs.
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  13245. I suspect those meercats are gay, like Elton and David. We see their kids but we never see the mother.
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  13246.  @juliaday2974  The cops wanted to raid Andrew Lawrence's house but got the wrong Laurence.
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  13247. Not ineffective. Both the Tories and Labour are doing exactly what the WEF requires of them.
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  13248.  @typhoon2827  Hahahahaha!
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  13249.  @brigitte9999  Collect your free stripey pyjamas, free experimental vaccination and go to the showers.
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  13250.  @M-S_4321  EXACTLY the same with me.
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  13251.  @Theiron2142  The censorship has barely started. It'll get worse. Much worse.
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  13252.  @GODCONVOYPRIME  The joke is: Rushdie is great at selecting book titles which enrage people. What would happen next?
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  13253. If Pablo Picasso designed a fighter aircraft...
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  13254. Being a Scot in London makes him a racial minority.
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  13255. Labour ought to have a massive majority, bigger than in '97. Not because they'll get lots of votes, but because Tory voters will stay at home. The only thing which might scupper this is Galloway's new party stealing the Museum vote. (* Museum is cre4t1ve 5pelling.)
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  13256. I read your comment as "Martians" but it still applies.
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  13257. Nuffin Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raisin' of the wrist.
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  13258.  @differous01  I disagree. (Is this the five minute argument or the full half-hour?)
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  13259. The BBC claims you only achieved this via systemic racism. Your ethnically-adjusted position is 50th.
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  13260. Covid caused this.
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  13261.  @Microdave75  I identify as a black lesbian with a penis. Claim otherwise and you're a bigot.
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  13262.  @smelltheglove2038  As a Brit myself, I have to agree with those Yanks, Canucks, Aussies, Kiwis and the rest of western civilisation who are watching the collapse of civilisation in real time.
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  13263. GREATEST BRITON FROM HISTORY: Churchill. GREATEST BRITON IN UK TODAY: Farage. If you dislike either Churchill or Farage, f*ck off.
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  13264. ADVICE TO ANYONE CONSIDERING MARRIAGE: Observe how your intended spouse interacts with his/her family. If he/she can't get along with his/her own parents and siblings, walk away because your future marriage will be the same. Prince Harry should have used this test before marrying Meghan, a divorcee who'd fallen out with her father and was disliked and distrusted by her siblings. The rest is history.
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  13265.  @davidataturk4357  I'd like to offer more, but YT has already banned me twice and I don't want it to happen again.
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  13266. The first casualty of war is truth.
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  13267. I recommend "The Naked Island" by Russell Braddon.
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  13268.  @swanvictor887  Damned right. As with the Lockdown, it's about control, not liberty. A boot grinding into our face, forever. Few of us realise this because the boot has a velvet cover and smiley faces drawn on it. It's all for our own safety and security.
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  13269.  @factsdontcareaboutyourfeel7204  I'm a hotelier. I bought hotel-type TV licences for nearly 30 years until I removed the last TV. I've received HUNDREDS of letters, many addressed to individual rooms. I've only 12 rooms, but the fookers think I've got Room 21, Room 22, Room 23 and so on. I'm looking forward to them visiting my premises so that I can tell them to Foxtrot Oscar.
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  13270. I left an inoffensive and funny comment here an hour ago. It has now disappeared. I wrote that, as a Pastafarian, I regard the current Church of England as ridiculous and stupid. I assumed that a person who believes in a pasta-based deity calling the C of E stupid would be funny. Perhaps somebody regarded it as waycist or transphobic or something and reported it as hate-speech.
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  13271. Pensions.
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  13272.  @candy-le4nh  The Koran praises a paedophile slave-trader. Other reasons as well, but that's good enough for me.
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  13273.  @MonkeySpanner498  Imagine if your infant son was sexually molested by a man. You call the police. They come to your house to interview your tearful child. They arrive in a gay-liveried car and wearing rainbow badges. Can you trust their impartiality?
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  13274. Sky News is Anglophobic.
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  13275.  @MasonDixonAutistic  I left a reply to GOLD earlier but it's disappeared.
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  13276.  @herbiehusker1889  Spock looks at Khan. "It's life, Jim, but not as we know it".
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  13277.  @wessexdruid7598  Agreed. We should cease the "fighting patrol / trench raid" discussion here. Patrolling in No Man's Land whilst blacked-up is dangerous work. The point is that Churchill could've remained in London or gone on hand-shaking tours. Instead he chose to get up close and personal with the Kaiser's army, looking into their eyes, risking death in the corpse-strewn mud, volunteering for dangerous work. None of Churchill's opponents or allies De Gaulle, the Austrian corporal, FDR, Stalin, Mussolini - had endured anything like the same tests of courage and leadership.
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  13278. I own a 1958 Austin A35. I saw the grill and thought it was a Bugatti.
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  13279.  @zombinosh  Hell's Grannies.
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  13280.  @nagatouzumaki3492  Ooooh! You dislike my comment and scream "RACISM"! I definitely approve of hiring and firing on the basis of ability and never, NEVER skin colour. I just get sick of black folk complaining they're oppressed because they can't get the jobs which go to persons of Indian, Chinese and white ethnicity.
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  13281.  @nagatouzumaki3492  Same thing happens to me all the time. Skynet knows what it likes and what it forbids.
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  13282.  @joancampbell4130  Haha!
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  13283.  @TheGodsrighthandman  Diane can count up to 100 on the fingers of one hand.
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  13284. Texas should send their illegals to Rwanda. Nah, they're not that stupid.
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  13285. This cartoon closely resembles the cartoons produced for Nazi newspapers during the 1930s and WW2.
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  13286.  @grumpyoldgit9498  Hey Grumpy - have you, Davey and Andrew been reading my mind? Same here!
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  13287. Does Seth still vote Democrat?
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  13288. Blackford blames Brexit and the English. Lammy blames the racism and the English. Greta blames climate change on the industrial revolution, which started in England. Donald Trump says, "Now you know how I feel".
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  13289.  @NotDuncan  John Wick? OK so nobody actually killed Trump's dog, but give Trump a beating and he'll come looking for justice.
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  13290. Agreed. From the future Islamic Republic of Britainistan.
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  13291. They used the same speeches.
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  13292. In many cities, you're an ethnic minority. You're the ONLY ethnic minority who can be insulted, refused employment and declined a council house with impunity.
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  13293.  @vanvilet1  Looks like we both chose the wrong week to give up smoking.
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  13294. ADVICE TO ALL UNMARRIED MALES READING THIS: The ONLY way to raise children properly is within a conventional binary marriage. If you and your wife love each other as soul mates forever, that's good. If not, regard yourself as hiring the woman's womb for the purpose of procreation.
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  13295. Very good common sense at the 6.40 point.
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  13296.  @IainFrame  Wot - Men and women are different? WAYCIST !!!
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  13297. You're FIRST! 'cos of white privilege, says the BBC.
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  13298.  Kai Ho  Even better!
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  13299.  @WilliamFairfield-qq2tq  Assume the mews limbs are 20% but add the die-hard purple-haired non-binary leftie extremists. No right-leaning heterosexual Englishman can ever take the seat. Best chance is when the muesli-limbs detach from Labour and form their own party. Imagine being the last English Christian where the entire council and its MP are muslin.
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  13300. How strange that men who enjoy shoving their penis inside the rectum of another man should be proud of their perversion and openly celebrate it.
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  13301.  @diogenes.  Perhaps the amphora contained Bud Light. "Nah, nobody's gonna buy this, we'll just chuck it over the side".
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  13302. Somebody left a reply but YouTube won't let me see it.
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  13303. If Jesus had a concealed-carry when the Romans came to arrest Him, He could've shot those muther f*ckers in the head.
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  13304. HOMER: "Hmmm, donuts". I'm sorry, I couldn't resist it. I'll get my coat.
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  13305.  @Bluepilled-c5t  I want CANZUK and I want it NOW!
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  13306.  @JackParsons.  YES. AGREED.
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  13307.  @baldrick1485  Neither Kamala nor Creepy Joe are actually running the country. They're just the window dressing. The question is... WHO IS ACTUALLY RUNNING THE USA IN THEIR ABSENCE?
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  13308. FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T TELL THE GOVERNMENT! They'll send tens of thousands of illegal migrants to live there. You want Devizes to become a hell-hole with mosques and grooming gangs?
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  13309. The BBC won't mention this. Unless they can find a way of describing this dangerous nutter as a pro-Brexit EDL member.
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  13310. The Conservative Party has made a mistake with James Cleverly.
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  13311. Met - Mews limb Enforcement Team.
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  13312. Probably worth twice as much because it belonged to James.
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  13313.  @joyzus2001  Every dog likes to visit KFC.
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  13314.  @WilliamGarrow  Probably true.
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  13315. I demand reparations from Italy, following their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter.
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  13316.  @TabsT-vy5jy  Gallows humour. We're all doomed anyway.
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  13317.  jhőn fráncísz  yello bak
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  13318.  @missingwords6723  Your comment is ageist and gender-hostile. The Guardian would regard you as a lowlife.
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  13319. Testicle & ovaries, that's why.
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  13320. The Continental GT has a reputation for strength and reliability. Imagine buying a secondhand supercar. It's good to know the first year's repair bills will be smaller than the cost of buying the car itself.
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  13321. Everything which p155es off the Spaniards is wonderful.
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  13322. The BBC hates you. Hate them back.
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  13323. Can I call them po0fter5?
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  13324. Andrew is the blackest and gayest lesbian I've ever seen on YouTube.
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  13325. Please read Welby's Wiki biography. Welby is like Jesus. He's Jewish and didn't know who his real father was.
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  13326. FUN FACT: One of Muhammed Ali's ancestors was Scottish. Muhammed Ali was more Scottish than Biden is Irish. Biden only went to Ireland to grab the Irish-American vote. And to search for the O'Bama ancestral home. They were definitely black and probably tanned.
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  13327. Looks like a frustrated incel virgin.
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  13328.  @colinstewart1432  Andrew won't win, but he could hold several public meetings where he can practice his live routine. Ukraine's present leader started as a stand-up comic. Who knows what might happen? Imagine Andrew as PM, doing Prime Ministers Questions. "Keef Fluffabout 'ere, Prime Minister, freedom fighter and sex pest".
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  13329.  @romevo100  Boke w*nkers.
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  13330. Hello good US buddy! The US & UK will stand or fall together.
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  13331. I was almost First and left a comment here. It's disappeared. I'm 72% certain a leftie reported my comment as a thought crime.
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  13332.  @davidroberts4398  Yeah but Biden believes he's called O'bama 'cos he's Irish. That's the joke.
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  13333.  @eddyvideostar  Both the SNP leader and the leader of the Scottish Labour Party are Muslims. Both of them are more Scottish than Biden is Irish.
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  13334.  @audreyroche9490  There are more shootings in Washington DC in a single year than murders in Northern Ireland in the past 30 years. Creepy Joe should start a peace progress in his own back yard.
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  13335.  @Irishandream1  Biden met Rishi and apologised for the US killing all the buffalo and driving the Indians off the plains. "How's your Wounded Knee? I've got a good chiropractor. Always says nice stuff about the hair on my legs".
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  13336. Graham Norton might be the next Doctor.
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  13337.  @maxxor-overworldhero6730  I've never heard of this. Please add more info if poss.
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  13338.  @mayloo2137  Poland and Hungary were forced into communism by a foreign invader. These new democracies know how to recognise both authoritarianism and invaders. I couldn't give a damn about gays, providing it's legal and they don't go near any kids.
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  13339.  @Curmudgeonist  I hope nobody nukes Russia. It's big enough to accommodate every white person after we've all been driven out of our ancestral homelands.
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  13340. South Park.
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  13341.  @Humbug-o1c  I miss the era when nationalist socialists would realise they'd effed up, and resign by putting a handgun to their head.
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  13342. FUN FACTS: Older drivers are far less likely to have crashes than younger drivers. Women are less likely to crash than men. People in red cars are more likely to crash than people in dull-coloured cars. Let's ban red cars. Unless they're driven by older women.
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  13343. I left a sensible and inoffensive reply about 15 minutes ago. I've returned and it's disappeared.
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  13344.  @christinehill8611  Young drivers are more likely to crash than older drivers, males are more likely to crash than female drivers, red cars are more likely to crash than dull-coloured cars. Let's ban red cars. Unless they're driven by older women.
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  13345. Exactly. Meanwhile, there are lots of comments appearing on this video, claiming German engineering was better than everything produced by the Allies. "Hitler would've won if the war continued into '46, because of the Nazi flying saucers, nuclear bombs on V2s and time machines".
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  13346.  @adamcarreras-neal4697  QUESTION: What is the "USAFE"? I always understood the first jet aircraft to fly was a German Heinkel in 1939. Ohain designed the German engine after examining Whittle's patents.
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  13347. Biden wants to put Trump in a cell next to Julian Assange. With the same prison guards who protected Epstein.
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  13348. Sooner or later, they'll cause a traffic jam and a driver who's not paying attention will plough into the back. A dozen or more smashed cars. Serious injuries. Somebody burned alive. It'll happen for sure.
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  13349.  @hildabraud3438  Thanks! In case you didn't know, Jimmy Savile was a popular BBC broadcaster from the 60s to the 80s. He was paid to run advertising campaigns to promote the wearing of seat belts. After Savile's death, it was revealed that he'd been a serial child-molester. He'd volunteered to work in hospitals as a goodwill ambassador, so that he could fondle the genitals of comatose patients. His crimes were covered-up by the BBC. Evidence of Savile's crimes was presented to Keir Starmer (then head of the UK's judiciary, now Labour Party leader), but Starmer refused to prosecute Savile. Aussies might not know the full back-story.
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  13350.  @paulmorgan8254  The Mercedes contained two passengers in the back. A drunk French driver and a bodyguard were in the front. The three who died weren't wearing seat belts. The sole survivor wore a belt. The survivor was badly injured by three people impacting his neck at high speed.
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  13351. The mainstream media will only report this if the Islamic criminals can be described as far right.
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  13352. Coppers or judiciary?
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  13353.  @smeghead135  The majority of Tory MPs are Remainers. They engineered Boris's downfall so as to replace him with a Remainer who pretends to be a Brexiteer.
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  13354. I expect the book "1984" to be banned in three, two, one... In the name of free speech.
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  13355.  @georgehetty7857  Mrs. Purchase asked me if I smoke after sex. I don't know, I've never looked.
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  13356. Here's a good idea to stop illegal migration: Let's dig a HUGE ditch around the UK and fill it with water. That'd stop illegal migrants, right? Oh hang on...
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  13357.  @raven-sf3di  I'm reminded of the episode of "Archer", where Sterling Archer was trying to prevent a terrorist from blowing up a 21st century airship. It's probably on YouTube.
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  13358. BRIAN GRIFFIN: "I'm not racist. I watch tons of black porn".
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  13359. Johnny Smugface makes more money from anal lubricant than Elon Musk will ever make from Twitter.
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  13360. It costs $million to kill children and aid workers in a drone strike. Biden should hire gangstas out of Chicago instead. Chicago's rappers and joggers regularly kill kids and aid workers for the cost of a couple of ammo clips.
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  13361. Always amusing to visit videos about the Falklands, and to read Spanish-language comments describing the Brits as pirates. Yaarrgghhh, gimme a bottle o'rum so I can grog meself afore boardin' the Spanish galleon an' stealin' all their Aztec gold. Yaarrghh.
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  13362. This would be funny at Adam West High Maybe some giant chicken chicks were angered by a fat kid's comment about coupons. But not in real life.
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  13363.  @stephenskinner3851  20,000 YEARS AGO, MOST OF THE UK WAS UNDER AN ICE SHEET AND GLACIERS. SEA LEVELS WERE 120 METRES (400 FEET) LOWER AND THE SITE OF THE GREAT BARRIER REEF WAS ON DRY LAND. I MYSELF BLAME CLIMATE CHANGE ON THE MANUFACTURE OF FLINT TOOLS.
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  13364.  @ffviifakeremake9997  The scientists who predict climate change also predicted millions of people would die from covid.
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  13365. FUN FACT: Taylor Swift dated Chris Griffin.
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  13366. Nah. Next, you'll be telling me Peter Griffin doesn't fight giant chickens.
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  13367. I own a classic car. Virtually every person who owns a classic car is a middle-aged white male. Obviously this is caused by systemic waycism and oppressive white privilege. Yeah.
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  13368. Funny how the deep-state-swamp derides its opponents as "populists".
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  13369.  @ShermanistDruid  Responsible gun ownership doesn't create crime. Some heavily-armed neighbourhoods have very low crime rates. No murders. Most crime is created by specific groups of people, with illegal weapons. Preventing decent folk from arming themselves cannot reduce gun crime. It just makes it easier for criminals to murder them.
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  13370.  @jackwatsonepic626  Yes. And a mostly-brown cabinet headed by an Indian PM will sort out illegal immigration. Right? Right? Yeah we good.
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  13371.  @jackwatsonepic626  Agreed.
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  13372. We're watching the collapse of western civilisation. Our grandkids will be living in a Mad Max future.
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  13373. Fascism incarnate.
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  13374.  @Who_can_save_you_from_hell  Thanks!
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  13375. This video is WAYCIST 'cos it fails to mention the west Africans who created early England 'cos diversity n sheet.
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  13376. How the f*ck was this famous criminal; still walking the streets? Oh yeah, I forgot.
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  13377. King Richard was bisexual. True. Is that a vice? It was in those days.
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  13378.  @HistoryBro  My only source is a TV documentary from years ago. The Vatican ordered him to pay penance for (I forget the phrase) something like "lewd acts", Vatican code for doing male-on-male stuff. A bit like in the 18th / 19th century British Army, a soldier being flogged for "being dirty" was code for privates w4nk1n9 the privates of other privates. No big deal, if my info is wrong, it's wrong. I send my best wishes to everyone who's disputed my first comment.
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  13379. Politicians will say anything to get elected. PRITI PATEL TO PUBLIC: We'll cease illegal immigration". PRITI PATEL TO COASTGUARD & RN: "Collect every migrant, bring them to England".
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  13380. So this guy imagines the Conservative Party has been taken over by the Right? Not the extreme left woke wets? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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  13381. I've noticed none of the clips are permitted to show the actual looters. Truth is deleted in the name of free speech.
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  13382.  @CJGAMES4202  Patriotism is now regarded as a sign of far-right extreme proto-terrorism. And here we are.
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  13383. I'm waiting for the BBC / Channel 4 / Guardian expose which produces fake evidence to claim Samantha is a far-right racist bigot and proto-terrorist.
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  13384. I don't want to go outside any more.
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  13385. BBC says Trump caused Darrell to murder people. Probably.
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  13386.  @luckybag6814  Hindus tend to be tolerant. They believe in a thousand different gods. What's one more on the list?
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  13387.  @natalieanna6083  Agreed. Some cultures are better than others.
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  13388.  @BigBenn2014  To avoid premature eruptions, imagine Nicola Sturgeon.
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  13389.  @skatingfreak1670  I heard "Oh nooo" in the voice of Bruce from Quahog.
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  13390.  @philiptownsend3622  The last I heard of Gordon, he was performing sex acts with lorry drivers in public toilets in order to fund his drug habit. Philip didn't even attend Gordon's funeral.
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  13391. Trudeau looks at China and thinks, "Hmmm, Xi Ping should grip their necks more firmly".
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  13392.  @GeordieSwordsman  Vvrrooommmm!
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  13393. You can teach monkeys to fly better than that!
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  13394. @CharlesCharles-bb6qx Meryl Streep or Whoopie Goldberg.
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  13395.  @jumblestiltskin1365  I accept what you say 100%. I don't know what kind of tests you or the other persons are performing.
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  13396. Many different kinds of "fastest". The DH Sea Hornet achieved an AVERAGE speed of 436 mph between Gibraltar and RAF Bovingdon in 1949. See the Sea Hornet's Wiki page. Other fighters were faster in short bursts, but none could beat the Sea Hornet's speed for a long-range flight.
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  13397. Attacker shrieks "Alley's Snackbar" and he's got mental health problems. It's never a terror attack.
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  13398. BBC blames Trump. Or Brexit. Or Nigel Farage. Or too many white people and insufficient diversity. Probably.
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  13399.  @JokerScribe  You are observing significance where there is none. One might refer to Donald and Joe, Nicola and Keir, Winston and Adolf and you'd immediately know who we're talking about. Somehow "John" (Major) and "James" (Callaghan) don't fly the same way.
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  13400. Diane has been nasty to whites and ginger for decades. That's two groups, but Diane can't count that high. Didn't get called out until she attacked the Juice. Plenty of Juice are ginger as well.
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  13401. One day, all older movies and TV shows will be banned. A bit like how Stalin's USSR retouched photos to exclude stuff which they didn't want you to see.
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  13402. I want Sam Brinton to be appointed a general in the US Marine Corps. Disagree and you're a bigot.
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  13403. I heard that in Porky Pig's voice. @elainekerslake6865 
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  13404. The funniest part of that video was the fat black woman, dressed as a gay butterfly, kicking somebody in the head. Diversity is great. Yay!
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  13405. Agreed, but DD couldn't win. The majority of Tory MPs are woke soy-fuelled Remainers.
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  13406. Correct.
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  13407.  @drspastic  Yep. But Marxism combined with schoolboy economics and criminality would make it a paradise on earth, right? Yeah, that's OK.
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  13408.  @edenbreckhouse  There are supposed to be 10 replies to this comment, but only six (plus perhaps this comment) are visible.
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  13409.  @edwardfletcher7790  Lots of clickbait channels with gross errors. Sub to Mark Felton for accurate and trustworthy info.
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  13410.  @jamesbuchanan3145  I don't doubt your word. I know the Soviets were unofficially involved in the Korean War, Mozambique and so on. Please educate me: Apart from the occupied eastern bloc countries (Poland, Hungary etc.), plus the Afghanistan disaster, how many were outside their borders? I'm not being argumentative, I'm trying to learn.
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  13411.  @BigJwlz  YES THAT'S TRUE! I'd never thought of that! You've made me wiser! But sometimes I leave hilarious comments which people would normally Like, and NOBODY'S seen them.
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  13412.  @Tenskwatawa4U  So much blood. So sad.
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  13413.  @Tenskwatawa4U  She imagines the sun shines out of her other orifice.
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  13414. Agreed. Sad the shooter couldn't have frightened the dogs off, by shooting into the air. That's easy for me to say, because I wasn't there. Plus in this kind of attack, a delay of five seconds might've meant the kid's throat would be ripped out. A good call by the shooter.
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  13415. There are too many lying twats in Parliament. Ms. Rayner silenced one of those twats by closing her legs.
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  13416.  @Den_Anderen  Rebellion? We've all had wild juvenile hairstyles and lots of us have indulged in drugs or stupid cars. Plus she's an actress and a good pretender.
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  13417.  @gregcoogan8270  There are two different ages for Meg. The girls who were in Meg's high school class are all several years older than Meg. Do a search.
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  13418.  @theycontroltheleftandtheri3705  Welcome, your Majesty!
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  13419.  @t0ypuddl3  More pricks than a secondhand dart board.
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  13420.  @jaybee9269  I doubt it. There have been several small jet aircraft over recent decades, as with the Bede. No harm in modest changes to the dimensions, as with the cowlings around Merlin engines on Spanish-built He 111s & 109s.
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  13421.  @georgesears2916  YES IT'S ON YOUTUBE! Lots of small private jets already exist. A Me163 homebuilt would be inexpensive. The cheapest way to get into the warplane scene.
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  13422.  @wayneantoniazzi2706  The flying characteristics are known to be good, all the way from 500mpgh to the landing. Maybe a laser machine (sorry, I don't know the correct vocabulary) could create an exact computer model. Build moulds to cast the outer skin. Fix them to a plywood frame.
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  13423.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  WELCOME BACK, SIMON! We feared the coppers had kicked in your door and arrested you, 'cos somebody made an invented allegation that you touched her bum in the 1970s.
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  13424. Another scheme which is designed to fail.
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  13425.  @131alexa  The BBC would love the repetition of "homo erectus".
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  13426. Tories to be "decimated"? No no no no no. "Decimated" means they'd lose 10% of their MPs. They're more likely to lose 60% plus. Is there a word for that?
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  13427. I love your name. It lights a fire in the belly of your enemies which will burn their dark hearts out.
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  13428. I refuse to put Bud in my mouth. I refuse to either spit or swallow.
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  13429.  @LeoKearse  LEO IF YOU'RE READING THIS - The cadet forces were prohibited from wearing uniforms at Bradford's war memorial on 12th November. Cops advised the new locals would've been offended and beaten them. I wonder how many Bradford lads died in the mud of Flanders or the dust of Gallipoli. Now their descendants get beaten up by the new arrivals. Diversity yay.
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  13430. It's deliberate ethnic cleansing by the peaceful religion. Raping children makes families move away.
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  13431. Boris reminds me of the character "Doofy" from "Scary Movie".
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  13432. Two B-people discussing British affairs.
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  13433. Across the west, our governments are our own worst enemies.
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  13434.  @whatislife4879  I notice how the BBC wriggling so hard, it's climbing up its own 4r5eh0le as it attempts to report this attack, whilst concealing who did it.
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  13435. Well yeah duh, racial privilege.
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  13436.  @tatsnneeps341  Ginger pubes are WONDERFUL.
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  13437.  @notmenotme614  Please search "Tucker: Something really dark is going on". In the US, black folk are far more likely to be involved in fatal car crashes than whites. Leftists jumped on the bandwagon and claimed roads in black neighbourhoods are badly-maintained and therefore racist roads. A careful examination revealed this is false. Black fatalities climbed enormously after events such as the George Floyd death. Cops feared stopping black motorists for running red lights or speeding, because they'd be falsely accused of racism. This gave black motorists a complete carte blanche to drink-drive and kill themselves.
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  13438.  @arthurdinucci  You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.
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  13439.  @thefox3926  Enoch saw the ice berg from the mast. Gave plenty of warning. Couldn't know the officers on the bridge were deliberately aiming for it.
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  13440.  @jamesbrook16  Speed limits are specifically set to trap the unwary. After getting my first ever speed ticket, I went back and checked. The speed limit along a fast country road was 60. Then it went down to 40, so motorists will slow down. Then the limit returned to 60 for only a QUARTER OF A MILE before dropping again to 40. So if you return to 60 mph and don't see the 40 sign, you'll be clocked doing more than 40.
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  13441.  @jamesbrook16  The speed limit was 40, then went to 60 for a QUARTER OF A MILE before returning to 40. I did indeed fail to use due care and attention, by failing to see the single blink-and-you'll-miss-it "40" sign. No excuses. Guilty as charged, m'lud. If speed is hazardous in this location, don't raise the limit to 60 for a quarter of a mile. Keep it 40 all the way through. Otherwise, placing a camera in this specific location is a deliberate entrapment.
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  13442. Only ten times?
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  13443. PRITI: "I tell voters what they want to hear and do the opposite in office". CRESSIDA: "I make speeches about reducing crime but I recruit gay bumblebees". GEORGE: "I will tell any and every lie I can to get elected". EVERY MSM OUTLET: "Diversity is good for the UK".
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  13444. Scientists claim covid can be spread by farting. That's another good reason to avoid giving cunnilingus to Diane Abbott.
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  13445. Prince Harry married his dog.
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  13446. Taking the knee makes it easier for them to perform LBGTQ acts in the toilet.
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  13447. Nah, the Royal Marines need more females, more gays, more Islamic recruits and more sub-Saharan Africans. The Marines also need more disabled persons, including the blind and lots of paraplegics. The Royal Marines at present reek of white homophobia and racist bigotry. Oppose this narrative? The cops will arrest you for hate crimes. Yeah. And that's the UK in 2022.
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  13448. I've seen your comment several times. It's excellent. Please repeat widely. It summarises this entire subject into a single short sentence.
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  13449.  @dianecameron137  I'm rumming out ov wayz to use cre4tive 5pelling.
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  13450.  @Paappa624  It's easy in a video game.
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  13451.  @tangerinedream8987  I love your spaced-out Krautrock progressive name, TD.
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  13452.  @Paappa624  From what I hear, some of these volunteers are getting a blanket, a sharpened stick and not much else.
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  13453. I'm white and if that offends anybody, they can f0o0k off.
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  13454.  @markgarrett3647  What?
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  13455.  @Outlier999  This is YouTube. Nobody reads long comments.
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  13456.  @jamesthecat  With a butt-plug.
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  13457.  @karenmbbaxter  Nothing r-ist about Mr. Wilders. Cease believing the BBC's propaganda.
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  13458.  @khaltsharivist365  I left a comment on Simon Webb's "History Debunked" channel this morning. I returned after five minutes and it was gone.
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  13459.  @boogiewoogie9770  The BBC and others use the R-word, like accusations of witchcraft in the 17th century. Dislike somebody's opinion? Label the person an R and they're banned forever.
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  13460.  @narcosniper78  Nah, I'm actually Ray's brother, Bill. He lets me use his computer.
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  13461. Good afternoon, Sharon.
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  13462. This is worse. Communism had a fake logic behind it and could be debunked. But this...
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  13463. I want this young woman to stand for Parliament.
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  13464.  @crow4936  The Who: "Hope I die before I get old". Too late for me now.
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  13465. A coup d'etat by Remainers. Their excuse: Boris acted too slowly when an MP was revealed as a serial willy-toucher.
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  13466. Not "severe". Only "just". Lock 'em up and sue them for damages.
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  13467. Read Adolf Galland's autobiography. Sometimes when he was being pursued and couldn't shake allied fighters off his tail, he would suddenly open fire at nothing. The unexpected shock would make the pursuing fighters peel-off for a moment, giving him a break to escape. Sometimes shocking and surprising your opponent can be useful, even if it's not actually lethal.
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  13468. Yeah but only 'cos you benefitted from systemic racism and white privilege. The BBC told me so.
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  13469. True, but the actor portrays von Doenitz. A very good resemblance. Doenitz lost a son on a U-boat.
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  13470.  @therocinante3443  What I mean is - The free world has accepted US leadership since '45. Sometimes the US fouls things up. Most of the time the US is on the side of liberty. It's tough for us Brits and others who respect and admire the US to follow a leader who poops his pants, can't read a teleprompt and gets intimidated by somebody dressed as an Easter bunny.
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  13471.  @therocinante3443  I replied to you earlier but it's been deleted. I wrote - The free world has accepted US leadership since '45. Many of us love your country. But it's hard to respect a leader who poops his pants, can't read a teleprompt, sniffs little girls and is intimidated by a guy dressed as an Easter Bunny.
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  13472.  @madtabby66  God helps those who help themselves.
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  13473.  @Lightning613  Joe believes O'Bama is an Irish-American. Maybe.
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  13474.  @dovetonsturdee7033  Cowards.
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  13475.  @dovetonsturdee7033  "Alternative comedians" have sold out.
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  13476. Lynching becomes a federal hate crime. Derek Chauvin was lynched.
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  13477. I heard that in the voice of Rolf Harris. Rolf speaks with a little girl and lowers his fly. "Can you tell what it is yet?"
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  13478.  @gipgap4  Agreed wholeheartedly, but sometimes it might be correct.
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  13479.  @carolramsey6287  I'd be delighted to see Shamima return to the UK. Shamima said she wasn't upset to see decapitated heads in a bucket. On that basis, I won't be upset if Shamima's head returns in a bucket whilst her body remains elsewhere.
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  13480.  @georgehetty7857  Right now I'd be happy to see blood in the streets and heads on spikes above Traitors Gate. But PR will suffice. Maybe the same system as was used in the Euro elections. That would be a good precedent. An off the shelf system which we know works. But that would hugely disadvantage the Tories, Labour and the SNP so it'll never happen.
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  13481.  @aleksandarbelic5275  Let's hope the sh*t stops there. Otherwise, 100 years from now, it'll repeat itself. And again. And again.
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  13482.  @smeghead7698  Boy George was imprisoned for a violent sex act, but he's repeatedly paid to return to the BBC as an honoured guest. Tells us a lot. Boy George could've been hired as the new Doctor, but he's too white.
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  13483.  @steve1189  Interesting to hear Spike Lee on the Cannes jury, saying black people are being hunted by white cops and the world is run by gangsters such as Trump. Go find the clip on YouTube. Race-baiting 101.
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  13484. If the victim was black, there'd be riots.
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  13485.  @taymulla8134  Which part of my comment do you disagree with?
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  13486.  @geecollins4915  WHITE PSYCHOPATHIC MURDERER: Worldwide coverage. BLACK PSYCHOPATHIC MURDERER: (barely a whisper)
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  13487. If you were *lac*, you could sue for £100,000 in damages. @johnsmith-ik8il 
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  13488.  @PRH123  Mosquito was private venture. Concorde lost money hand over fist.
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  13489.  @PRH123  You may wish to read the Mosquito's Wiki page.
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  13490.  @atalanta9353  Phone your local private hospital. Get seen by a competent GP the next day. Maybe about £90, but that's cheaper than a funeral. I did that in Dec. '22 and it literally saved my life.
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  13491.  @solareclipse9379  Funny thing: The comment from solareclipse is invisible. You saw it, the rest of us can't.
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  13492. You're wrong, Styx. 1984 + Fahrenheit 451 = 2020.
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  13493. Nah, next year. All planned.
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  13494. Smeg.
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  13495.  @johnholmes5674  I've never trusted Jesus since He tried to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  13496. The REAL explanation for London's bad air is that it's overpopulated. Mass migration from Africa and Pakistan has added millions to the city's population.
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  13497.  @dannychurch7223  As a Cornishman, I concur.
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  13498.  @0987__  I'm British and in the UK. Interesting to see how PJW has global reach.
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  13499. Peter Griffin was right. Shut up Meg.
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  13500.  @Linkfan450  Nah, you just want me for my money.
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  13501.  @msimms-ft9yv  Agreed, but whereas those Tory scum-suckers are worth TENS of £millions, Blair and his family are reputed to be worth HUNDREDS of £millions.
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  13502. A thermometer... Reminds me of an old Carry On film. A patient with a daffodil up his arse.
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  13503.  @johnnytungsong8719  Old joke. When is the ONLY time you should wink at a b**ck man? When you've got him in your sniper sights.
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  13504. Description of the shooter? Nah, describing the shooter would be offensive.
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  13505. A bit like "whites only" signs in southern US shops, decades ago. Selling to EVERYONE permits a greater profit. Providing you don't get robbed.
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  13506.  @jcl3253  What's it say?
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  13507.  @kathyflorcruz552  "Hot Shots" and "Hot Shots Part Deux" predicted a senile POTUS named Benson. "I got shot in the head. Either at Okinawa or the Little Big Horn. I can't remember. It was the one without the Indians".
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  13508. My comments get cancelled here all the time.
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  13509.  @joannamcpeak7531  As a Brit, I assumed Seattle was filled with bald radio psychiatrists, retired cops walking their dogs, nymphomaniac assistants and nerds who love fine wine and art. But that was before it became Democratised.
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  13510. There are a lot of truly excellent videos on the web.
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  13511. I wish we could have some token white males in the cabinet.
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  13512. True. It would also diminish tax revenue, so the government would need to print more money and worsen inflation. Once a government fu**s it up and gets into this mess, there is no easy way out.
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  13513.  @michaelburnhill123  This is all deliberate. It's not about balancing the economy. It's not about helping the poor. It's about imposing a permanent stranglehold and making us all comply.
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  13514. That Laurence bloke... is he the comedian who does Keef Kuntabout and Professor Gideon Micropenis?
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  13515.  @LukeSkinner84  Nah... Andrew is the prince who was accused of bonking a teenager.
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  13516.  @johngeier8692  Thanks for your info. I assumed global warming commenced 20,000 years ago because humans commenced making flint tools.
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  13517.  @shelleyphilcox4743  Let's import a couple of million Somalis and Pakistanis to London. Increase the city's population and look surprised when air quality falls.
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  13518.  @Si_Mondo  That would be ecumenical matter.
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  13519. The only fat guy in his country.
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  13520.  @mugi2595  I feel like Charlton Heston at the end of "Planet of the Apes". "Damn you all to hell!"
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  13521.  @mrmhj9925  I can't see any way out of this. A few decades from now, we'll have a civil war equivalent to the worst of the Irish troubles plus the breakup of Yugoslavia. And when it happens, the BBC will blame Brexit.
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  13522.  @mistymoor7114  No names, no pack drill. I live under the sea, in an octopus's garden in the shade.
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  13523.  @TheFront  The greatest general were General Motors and General Electric. Every allied general and private relied on them.
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  13524. Peter Griffin was right. Shut up Meg.
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  13525.  @steadynumber1  Spiney Norman needs to enter the chat.
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  13526. Brit here. Across the west, our governmenys have become our worst enemies.
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  13527.  @lpgibbo7463  I like to adopt the name of a secondary character from TV comedies. I got the idea from Jim Carey's character in the movie, "The Cable Guy".
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  13528.  @geoffdundee  Visiting a pub to pull a pint and pull a bird. Easier to date via apps these days, so I'm told.
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  13529.  @halfdome4158  Pardon my ignorance, but what's a "Youk"? I can usually decipher cre4t1ve 5pelling, but not this time.
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  13530.  @Soulsalivation  Rev on a Rant.
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  13531.  @geoffdundee  Pubs were good when you could smoke a ciggy and tell jokes about Jamaicans. Try either of those and you'll be arrested.
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  13532.  @kbeetles  Please search Google. A long-established religion with an interesting back-story. Eat pasta, drink beer and get laid (consenting adults). Wot's not to like?
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  13533.  @kbeetles  Please search Google for Him. It's a real religion, honest! (I left a reply for you a couple of days ago, but it's been deleted.)
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  13534.  @gammonsandwich1756  You identify as gammon. Gammon Lives Matter. With steamed spuds, a sprig of mint and some apple sauce. There are LBGTQ+ people who's LOVE to put you in their mouth and swallow. Except half of them are veggies.
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  13535. Cancel culture is a myth, invented by the extreme right. It does not exist. It has never existed. And anyone who says otherwise will be cancelled in defence of free speech. Yeah. Yeah. Take that, Nazis !!!
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  13536. Wax and cloth.
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  13537. I'm a Pastafarian. That's how my ancient faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster became repopularised.
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  13538.  @SweatyFatGuy  Agreed, friend. I prayed to the FSM about this very issue, and He appeared to me in a dream. The FSM told me, "Yeah, OK, that's right, whatevs" which sums it up nicely. I assume the FSM was getting His noodle sucked at that very moment, which is a good lifestyle choice for all of us.
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  13539.  @6581punk  I wonder who's the most deserving of vigilante justice: The Albanian career criminal, or the politicians and coppers who allow him back into the UK?
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  13540.  @wattyler9806  I suspect it's already too late for us to make a difference.
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  13541.  @johnelliott9415  I wish it could be so.
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  13542.  @anduinwrynn2137  "Tosspot". You know the origin of that phrase, right?
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  13543.  @anduinwrynn2137  It's a pot of urine and faeces, from back in the day before indoor plumbing. Keep the pot under your bed. Toss the contents down the drain the next morning. Yeah, toss pots would deter these passive-aggressive terrorists from taking the piss.
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  13544.  @donpardoe8067  TRUE.
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  13545.  @georgehetty7857  I didn't know there was a new voting ID system which was actually on the horizon.
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  13546. INDEPENDENCE DAY: Will Smith knocks out a CGI alien with one punch. REAL LIFE: Will Smith punches a smaller man, who continues like nothing happened. Will Smith punches like a cuckolded sissy. He should've hired a real man to do it for him. Like a stunt double.
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  13547. Could this be a deliberate set-up?
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  13548. Nah, it's r-ist to imprison people, just for expressing their cultural values.
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  13549. The 110 was the reason Goering thought he could bomb London in daylight. The 109 barely had enough fuel, but the 110 could reach London with ease. Another crappy decision from Fatso.
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  13550. Retrospective abortions make sense. It's sad George Floyd had to wait so long.
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  13551.  @Brightstarlivesteam  The "police" didn't exist in 1703. If somebody writes "police...1703", I question their depth of knowledge.
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  13552.  @adamcarreras-neal4697  Maybe I'm too hung-up over misusing the word "police". It's equivalent to writing "18th century steamships" or "the Jaguar cars of the 1930s". .
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  13553.  @nikolahavaic759  Canadian sniper played by Eastwood, British spotter played by Burton. Contacting London via radio, "This is Broadsword calling Danny Boy..."
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  13554. I was a tiny child when my family returned from Canada in 1964. I recall a taxi ride, with a Ford Anglia in front of us. My Dad and older brother were saying how stupid the Anglia's tail fins looked on a small car.
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  13555.  @Si_Mondo  Thanks, I'll go look.
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  13556. @Argent Wolf FUN FACT, from Hugh Trevor Roper's biography of the failed painter. Goebbels allied himself with communist strikers in the 1920s. The failed painter gave Goebbels an ultimatum: Join us or become our enemy. I reckon Goebbels lived a bit longer because of his decision, but it didn't help his children.
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  13557.  @hewhoshallnotbenamed5168  Mussolini started as a hardline socialist. Both he and his father got into trouble with the police for their views. The term "fascist" doesn't prevent Mussolini and his followers from being socialists. The word iwas simply his party's name, and was derived from the ancient Roman term for an unbreakable tightly-bound bundle of sticks.
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  13558.  @thurin84  Which man? Stalin, the Austrian corporal or Charlie Chaplin? I like Homer Simpson's reaction to seeing a gay pride parade. "Hey! It's a parade for people with moustaches!"
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  13559.  @thurin84  I love the depiction of the failed painter, as related by the ex-German soldier in "The Producers". The failed painter was a terrific dancer. Who'd have thought it?
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  13560.  @mattthespyd3r969  Is that you, Clem?
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  13561.  @redneckroy8947  Agreed!
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  13562. We need lots of Republican activists to keep an eye on the voting. Expect the FBI to arrive en masse, claiming the Republicans were attempting to tamper with the voting. All Republicans arrested. Democrats can fortify as they planned.
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  13563. Beijing Biden is seeking targets in Taiwan.
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  13564.  @Raskolnikov70  Live long and pasta!
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  13565.  @Saint_nobody  Nah, 'cos C'thulhu is fictitious. Like Jesus and Mohammed.
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  13566.  @Saint_nobody  You're WELCOME to believe your irrational fantasies, as am I.
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  13567.  @Saint_nobody  I recently prayed to the FSM about this very topic. He appeared to me in a dream and told me, "Yeah, that's OK, whatevs, sounds OK to me" which is sensible advice to anybody. I assume the FSM was drunk at the time and distracted by getting his noodly appendage sucked, and I imitate him at every opportunity I get.
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  13568.  @Saint_nobody  You've missed the point.
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  13569.  @AfaceFromThePast  Everybody who buys a TV licence is a part of the problem.
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  13570.  @OurThing..  I'm surprised by the BBC's narrative about Gaza. I assumed the BBC was controlled by the usual suspects.
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  13571. Them ancient Greeks were very advanced. I buy my fridges from Argos.
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  13572.  @zoltanbodi7455  Agreed. If somebody defines "better", we'll know what's what.
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  13573.  @zoltanbodi7455  Agreed. The strength of a P47 or a Tempest.
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  13574.  @zoltanbodi7455  A fighter's speed, rate of climb etc. can be measured. It's harder to measure an aircraft's toughness. Some fighters would be destroyed by a few well-placed rounds. Other fighters could look like a sieve and still carry the pilot home to safety.
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  13575. People who demand a gun ban should remember Waukesha.
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  13576. "Broadsword calling Danny Boy..."
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  13577. The BBC blames Trump. Probably. Or Brexit, climate change and Wight people.
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  13578. Water cannon. The first time they've ever had a wash. @koalaeinstein-y7r 
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  13579. Here's the justice I'd suggest for this monster. Lock him hog-tied in a room, with several members of the victim's family, all armed with pliers, scalpels and a blow lamp. One hour would be enough, but a full week might be better. I guarantee this monster would never harm any child again.
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  13580. I've never trusted the Chinese since one of them stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  13581. Imagine if your pen15 was 30 inches long with a girth of ten inches. Great to take out and boast to people in public, but you couldn't ever possibly use it. It's the same with these super / hyper cars. Absolutely impossible to use its full performance on a public road in the age of speed cameras. Great to show off in, "Oh look at my super-huge unusable pen15, it matches my super-fast unusable Ferrari!"
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  13582.  @gnostic268  I saw that video on AK Nation News. Some heroes out there, but they're outnumbered.
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  13583.  @kyeboahboafo9723  I heard her speak to the likes of Oprah and Ellen, but perhaps she just queefed.
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  13584.  jackie hammack  Harry is Meg's sock puppet.
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  13585.  jackie hammack  I assume Brian Griffin ghostwrites your comments.
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  13586.  @MychKevushi  Identify as black and insist you're not first 'cos of systemic white oppression.
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  13587.  @MychKevushi  Thanks for your response!
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  13588. Some of my friends (RAF Volunteer Reserve) spotted a convincing UFO over Salisbury Plain during the 1970s. The UFO had 3D form and lots of structural details. Turned out it was a Canberra with its bomb bay open and the bomb bay lights on. Or that what they were told...
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  13589. MAHYAR IF YOU'RE READING THIS - Please show us the flag on every video.
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  13590.  @melindadawn5  It's almost like Seattle would benefit from a few more psychiatrists on radio shows.
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  13591.  @SafeAndEffectiveTheySaid  True.
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  13592.  @Son-Of-Gillean  Thanks. The UK and French systems are not directly comparable. According to literature I read years ago, the French system has a sliding scale. Persons may voluntarily contribute a greater/smaller amount during their working lives. The size of their pension depends on how much they've previously contributed. I dunno whether that's still the case.
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  13593.  @KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841  The pension age was first set when most people only lived for two or three years beyond their retirement. Decades of smoking and arduous work meant most men were almost crippled and ready to die by the time they retired. Alzheimers wasn't a problem because most of us had already died from tuberculosis, or the after-effects of pursuing the Japanese through the Burmese jungle. Decades of NHS care and soft modern living mean we're living much longer and still have more to give in our mid-sixties.
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  13594.  @Son-Of-Gillean  We've gotta pay for those cross-channel doctors and scientists somehow, right?
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  13595. I wanna hear Dom sing a song about this.
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  13596. I want Andrew to stand for Parliament. Zelensky started as a stand-up comedian. If a civil war is coming, I'd rather have Andrew at the helm than Rishi.
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  13597.  @beani001  Please explain your comment.
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  13598. Cancelling funny comedians offers more opportunities for leftist unfunny comedians.
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  13599. My favourite Bernard Manning joke: "A bloke bought a black sex doll. He inflated it and it mugged him". Is that a way cyst anti-black joke, or a joke about inadequate white incels?
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  13600. As with Andrew, the giraffe can't help but stick his neck out.
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  13601. I no longer trust the justice system, here or in the UK, to obtain a just verdict. Too many liars at every level.
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  13602. Grift that keeps on grifting.
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  13603. Will his replacement be better? No. So shut the f*ck up.
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  13604.  @deniseelsworth7816  Lots of heroes on YouTube. (Lots of w*nkers too, but not in Andrew's case.)
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  13605.  @audie-cashstack-uk4881  Agreed, but somehow our invaders have the vote. In some cities including London, less than 50% of the electorate is native. Khan and his ilk are in a permanent majority. Ain't democracy lovely.
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  13606.  @annamack5823  I'm a victim of Anglophobia.
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  13607.  @raftonpounder6696  The Charlton Heston movie?
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  13608. I'm British and in the UK. Tony Blair, the former British prime minister and war criminal, has amassed a personal fortune of about $90,000,000 since leaving office. Almost as much has been amassed separately by Blair's wife and son. Joe and Hunter Biden are all a part of the same grift.
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  13609. New religion is the new bigotry.
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  13610.  @LaZoucheCustomshop  Mandatory vaccination like in Auschwitz. My body, my choice.
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  13611. Yeah 'cos you used your W-privilege. Systemic way sism in effect. The BBC told me so.
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  13612.  @dylanmurtagh666  Thanks, Billy, I wonder if there's a "stand alone" video, the ORIGINAL rather than the segment within Carl's other video.
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  13613.  @yodaslovetoy  Your name is among the most memorable on YouTube, von. I've been seeing it for years.
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  13614. By comparison, Lincoln's Gettysburg Address only took two minutes.
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  13615. I was a member for 29 years, but allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. Sometimes I wish I'd remained a member. If every based member leaves, the Party will only contain the woke. My own MP is super-extra woke and deserves deselection.
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  13616.  @ommadammo  York played a commissioned WAAF officer. Warwick was a warrant officer, the highest non-commissioned rank.
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  13617. I've never trusted Jesus since He tried to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  13618.  @Kenzofeis  Haha!
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  13619. BBC: "Mahyar is expressing white supremacist values. Look at feckin Mahyar, with his blond hair and blue eyes and his ranting about Anglo-Saxon vengeance. Yeah. Yeah. Let's all hate Mahyar. Feckin waycist bigot". And that, folks is the BBC's narrative.
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  13620. I'm fearful of Anglophobia.
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  13621. Never forget: The BBC hates you. Hate them back.
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  13622. Is TWO YEARS in prison appropriate? Maybe a couple of weeks in a mental health hospital would be better.
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  13623. Am I the only person here who doesn't know what the feque this is about?
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  13624.  @alkestos  Kenneth Kaunda, the now-deceased dictator of Zambia, once said: "America is a one party state but, being American, you have two of them".
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  13625.  @conspiracyoccultilluminati6512  The Democrats are pissing down our backs and telling us it's raining.
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  13626. A disproportionate number of young black men are being stopped and searched. Scarcely any elderly white women get stopped and searched on suspicion they're going tooled-up for knife attacks or selling drugs. More elderly white women need to be stopped and searched to even the balance. It's racist not to.
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  13627.  @robertpewsey8931  Committing arson in a public place is a bad idea. I prefer dunking the book in a bucket of urine and faeces.
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  13628. 20,000 years ago, sea levels were 120 meters (almost 400 feet) lower. Then global warming set in and the polar ice caps melted. I blame farting aurochs and mammoths. Disagree and you're a bigot or something.
    1
  13629.  @robm8809  One day he'll get a prison cell alongside Julian Assange. "Are you in here for telling the truth as well?"
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  13630.  @dovetonsturdee7033  I recommend the book "Dreadnought" by Robert K. Massie. Find it yourself.
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  13631.  @dovetonsturdee7033  Me too. Helluva long read.
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  13632. A few weeks ago, Carrie complained because the tax man (HMRC) was targeting him just because he's famous. Carrie doesn't himself get paid by the BBC. Instead, the BBC pays a company which Carrie owns. The company is registered in the tax haven of Gibraltar. Carrie only pays tax on the tiny portion of the earnings which his own company pays to himself. As with many things Carrie does: Completely legal but dishonest.
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  13633. Richard Ayoade must have felt sick last night. He's a brilliant, talented and charming entertainer, who was surrounded by untalented f*ckwits for no better reason than to promote diversity.
    1
  13634. I'm surprised South Park hasn't gone after President Joe. Either Matt and Trey are pro-Bidet, or their production company has been warned off.
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  13635.  @schrodingerscat1863  Family Guy went after Trump.
    1
  13636. Labour is no worse than the Tories, the Lib Dems, the SNP or Plaid Cymru. Don't beat yourself up if you voted for one of the above. Plenty of Palestinian-supporters will do that for you.
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  13637. Unlike Johnny, Prince Harry lacks sufficient testosterone to escape from his abusive wife.
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  13638. BAD NEWS: Lots of people in Rwanda are close to starving. GOOD NEWS: Deported migrants taste like pork.
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  13639.  @samcam8284  I received a reply in my In Box from Simon Templar. I've come here and it's gone. Wholly inoffensive comment. YouTube is paranoid.
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  13640.  @georgehetty7857  Agreed, George.
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  13641.  @georgehetty7857  Hey George... can you see a Reply which I left to my original comment? It commences with the words, "Instead our invasion". I suspect it's been rendered invisible by the algorithms.
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  13642.  @georgehetty7857  THANKS! I immediately posted a Reply to my own comment, to avoid making my original comment too long. I'm unsure which phrases triggered the Al Gore rhythms. I stated that our in vase yon was planned by our governments, organised by our civil service, funded by the taxpayer, embraced by a PM who sides with the in vayd yers, who are lured with promises of a free house and benefits, escorted to our shores by the Royal Navy and imprisoned in luxury hotels. Yet we remain docile like sheep. I dunno whether THIS comment will remain visible.
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  13643.  @thehypest6118  THANKS!
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  13644.  @georgehetty7857  I zlamm = the Borg. Dunno whether this reply will remain visible.
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  13645.  @hattmarvey1989  Now tell Bobisalive about brass monkeys getting their balls frozen off in cold weather. He won't understand how that could happen because monkeys aren't made of brass.
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  13646.  @georgehetty7857  Somebody needs to report a comment before the Al Gore rhythm can recognise it.
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  13647. @Strings72 I was a window cleaner for many years. I too never made an honest mistake in my accounts. All of my mistakes were deliberate. But dear God - my mistakes never approached seven figures.
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  13648. I'm British. 30 years ago, I might have ended up living in the US and becoming naturalised as a US citizen. I would have gladly mounted the US flag within and/or outside my home. If anybody wants to burn the US flag, they're f*cking disgusting enemies of western civilisation. Same with the British flag.
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  13649. Your comment is hate speech, claims the Left.
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  13650. Goes on holiday and shares a bedroom with his best friend.
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  13651. Perhaps this song is offensive to dogs. Like the sculptor which created the statue above the BBC's door. The sculptor raped his dog. And his sister. And his daughters.
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  13652. I refuse to fund a broadcaster which propagandises my ethnic exclusion. (Can anyone see this? YT often renders my comments invisible.)
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  13653. Somebody accused Calvin of being Tommy's brother.
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  13654.  @dellawrence4323  AGREED.
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  13655.  @michaelgoodman9735  Dammit - Can they see on my credit card that I paid for a dirty weekend in a hotel with Philip Schofield and Elton John? With strawberry condoms? Next time I'll get Elton and Phil to pay for it. They're richer than me.
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  13656. No.
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  13657.  @davemoore1101  No, but Napoleon was definitely black.
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  13658.  @alaninsoflo  Yes I DO know the meaning of "Quisling". A bit like Marshal Petain but more so.
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  13659.  @Mason58654  Interesting to see how many replies are disappearing. Deleting free speech in the name of freedumb.
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  13660.  @zeeclowns3985  THANKS but that's more than I deserve.
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  13661. Thanks for this.
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  13662. REMINDER: Whilst you're reading this, Julian Assange remains in prison. His only offence: Revealing the crimes of the wealthy political elite. Meanwhile, Proud Boys face decades in prison. their crime: walking inside a public building on a day when it was meant to be closed.
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  13663.  @davecullen5986  I GOT YOUR REFERENCE !!!
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  13664.  @Anirossa  Danke!
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  13665. Nothing here about Reginald Molehusband.
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  13666.  @retrocomputing  Stalin was a murderous psychopath who reigned by terror. That's all anyone needs to know about Holodomor.
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  13667.  @thorkushari4027  Yeah, all those British grain-ships being bombed and torpedoed by the Japanese whilst en route to Bengal were the fault of the British PM. Almost every famine in history across the globe is precipitated by war. There have been several famines in Bengal since the British left. But let's blame Churchill for them too.
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  13668. WARNING: Covid can be spread by breaking wind. Which is another good reason never to offer cunnilingus to Nicola Sturgeon.
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  13669.  @kaydewinter3588  I wouldn't sh4g Paul Joseph Watson. That doesn't mean I hate PJW or that I'm homophobic. I just wouldn't want to sh4g him. End of. Is writing that a crime?
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  13670. Early jets were very thirsty and had a short range. That's why the Sea Hornet and Spitfire-descendants were used from carriers during the early postwar years.
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  13671.  @shaider1982  I was at the Fleet Air Arm Museum in Yeovilton, England yesterday. Fascinating.
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  13672. Joe gets confused between the UK and Ukraine. Joe doesn't want to risk being bombed by the Russians.
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  13673.  @floydisnutz8443  Yes, it's here this time!
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  13674.  @bryanellery100  True, but the interviewer at least embarrassed this bunch of c*untts.
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  13675.  @Ann-qf5vk  Thanks. I've also left comments, pretending to be a middle-aged white balding fatso who self-identifies as a Nigerian schoolgirl. I described how I enjoy using the school showers among naked girls of my own age, but way sists always beat me up 'cos I'm b1ack. Sadly somebody thought I was being serious and reported my comment. Now every time I leave that comment, YT remembers my phrasing and renders it invisible.
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  13676.  @ca4brandon378  I wish I could find Castle Anthrax. Despite the peril.
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  13677.  @hiim4212  FUN FACT: Child birth is hereditary. In other words: If your parents didn't have children, neither will you.
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  13678. All female shortlist? Expected from the BBC. All leftist shortlist too, but the BBC won't mention that.
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  13679. There is definitely a climate crisis. The scientists who demanded the lockdown told us so.
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  13680.  @dtrain138  I'd pay to see that!
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  13681.  @baskoning9896  Heads on spikes. A warning to others.
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  13682. Those pitbull owners probably drive uninsured cars and do drugs. I don't know whether the dogs or the cars are the most dangerous.
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  13683.  @bawsack69  Never heard of it. I'll give it a Google.
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  13684.  @user-fh1rz1uq6c  Sometimes people here are teenagers and have never heard of "WASP".
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  13685. Imagine if your little boy had been sexually molested by a gay. A pair of bearded cops come to your home, to take a statement from your tearful child. The two cops turn up holding hands and wearing rainbow symbols. Would you trust their impartiality?
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  13686.  @thebluestig2654  Oh that ghastly movie!
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  13687. Shut up Meg.
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  13688.  @lpj55  Yeah but Sadiq Khan says it's normal in a large city. A mosque is destined for the site.
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  13689. Cancel the BBC.
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  13690.  @nickyb6435  I demand reparations from Italy. Ancient British Woad-Painted Druid Lives Matter.
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  13691.  @georgec7899  Oddly, I had a dream about Donald Trump last night. He was my guest and we went to my town centre to search for a pub where we could have a chat. All the pubs were much too noisy. According to my dream, Trump has really tiny feet and he's a very nice bloke. Just sayin'.
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  13692. I'm sad our Carl can never be an MP.
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  13693.  @BulletProof_Viking  I despise the likes of Blair, Cameron and the entire BBC far more than I could ever despise Diane.
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  13694. Gotta be seriously bad people to make Buddhists angry.
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  13695.  I only use this account when I get put in time out  The best Kiwis are the best people in the world. Two world wars demonstrated that.
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  13696. I wanna see something similar about mews limbs. "I wake in the morning. Beat my wife. Eat schloki moo with kraloosh. Take a taxi to the benefits office because I pretend I can't walk and I'm on disability allowance. Sign in under five false names for my 19 children, go to my flat above my kebab shop and feed the child who's tied to a bed..." and so on.
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  13697. I left a reply here this morning which has been deleted. I also got a fierce warning from YouTube that I'd been reported for hay 8 speech. Did anybody here receive my reply in their inbox before it was sent to the gulag?
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  13698. Haha1
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  13699. White supremacy = We're supposed to tolerate all the sh*t the morons chuck at us. Yeah privilege is great.
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  13700.  @Bruhmin-jw9ie  Maybe, but he's a greater British patriot than most members of the Commons or the Lords.
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  13701. Covid.
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  13702. HADRIAN KEPT SLAVES! TEAR THE WALL DOWN AS A PROTEST! Hang on a minute - The Emperor Hadrian was gay / bi. That's a true fact. KEEP THE WALL AND PAINT IT IN RAINBOW COLOURS!
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  13703.  @VeritasAbsoluta  True.
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  13704. There are LOTS of Wight trash thieves. Theft is a colour-blind hobby.
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  13705. The EU can FO.
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  13706. Gary Lineker is the greatest Afro-Caribbean woman ever to play for England.
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  13707.  @penhullwolf5070  It's a very good thing to invite foxes into the hen house. Yeah.
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  13708. The BBC is as fake as Meghan Markle's orgasms.
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  13709.  @alexboitz8540  oh lots of abuse, what a hero you are.
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  13710.  @scotland638  Not true. In Westminster, you've got a far greater preponderence of MPs than your population requires. You're over-represented. That won't happen in the EU. You'd be like a tiny little tail, trying but failing to wag the dog.
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  13711.  @firebyrd437  Oh what eloquence you express.
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  13712. Been using your white privilege again. Obviously. The BBC told me so and condemns you for it. Probably.
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  13713. I wouldn't trust a cop who arrives in a gay pride car. I wouldn't trust a cop who arrives in a car with Masonic symbols.
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  13714. All of this stuff about UFOs is just a means of distracting the public from bigger issues. Don't like the foo-gees? France in flames? Nations with unserviceable debt? A banker's war in the Ukraine? Oh look over there, a distraction about space-aliens.
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  13715.  @edmundsveikutis1698  VERY TRUE! You hit the nail on the head.
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  13716. He needs to avoid lamp posts.
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  13717. Sad to think that one cause of the Revolution was the unfair imposition of taxes. US citizens are all taxed to hell today.
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  13718.  @getthegoons  WOKE SETS YOU FREE .
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  13719. I didn't know that!
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  13720. "Thermobaric" reminds me of "Frogmellor" and "Spudulike". Dunno why.
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  13721. Farting can spread covid. Which is another good reason to avoid performing oral sex on Diane Abbott.
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  13722. I left a funny joke here, half an hour ago. I've returned and it's gone. I'm certain Simon didn't delete it. Just a bit more proof that lefties have no sense of humour.
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  13723. @velveteyes79 Hahahahaha!
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  13724. Biden gets confused between the UK and the Ukraine. "Dammit, Kamala, those Brits have invaded both Ireland and Russia".
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  13725. I want to know what the hecklers were saying.
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  13726. It's funny, Les Dawson never needed a stab-vest to protect himself from his mother in law.
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  13727.  @josephinefothergill191  I suspect we're a similar age.
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  13728.  @stevedennison4095  My son is 12. We used to go to car boot sales and buy Doctor Who DVDs. He realised, of his own volition and without me prompting him, that the recent seasons are trash and he stopped watching. Good taste and judgement.
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  13729.  @RunnerBeanzDad  Wrongthought.
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  13730.  @alidabotes6264  Reform with a capital R, as in the Party.
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  13731.  @pollyparrot8759  Me too. I lost my heart to her instead. Leftists claim she stored boxes of childrens' hearts in a box.
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  13732. Any day now, Simon, you yourself will need to be black or YouTube will cancel you.
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  13733.  @clemobenoit5813  Hitler was a dog-loving, non-drinking, non-smoking vegetarian. A bit like woke climate activists today. Except they don't allow pet dogs. Unlike the activists, he respected great art and didn't chuck paint all over the works. Agreed, Hitler had many faults as well. Definitely. No disagreement there.
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  13734.  @dicky7600  THE BEST !!!
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  13735. Suicide.
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  13736. Four inevitabilities of being British: Birth, death, taxes and a publicly-funded invasion.
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  13737. WHO? (See what I did there?)
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  13738. "Jesus as a fat black drag queen". And if you or I object, we're the bigots.
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  13739. Yet another German super-weapon which was a load of crap.
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  13740. British princes shouldn't marry American divorcees.
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  13741.  @Attmay  It's racist to claim whites shouldn't live outside of Europe.
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  13742.  @wjf0ne  She's still a gold-digging bitch.
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  13743.  @michaelbrinks8089  I f*cked-up big time with that. In truth, none of us know what kind of monster our spouse might become. That applies to men, women and the alphabet people.
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  13744.  @nosnowflakeshere1180  I wish Tiger Woods was Meg's chauffer.
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  13745.  @hangxiaohuz748  So sad.
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  13746. The only way to show they're coppers is with a Masonic handshake.
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  13747. I left a reply here an hour ago. I've returned and it's been deleted. I wrote, "We don't know these are real policemen unless they can show their Masonic membership". Maybe a Mason came here and reported my reply as h eight speech.
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  13748.  @johnholmes5674  I left a reply here earlier. I've returned and it's gone. I wrote "I don't know those cops are the real thing unless I can see their Masonic membership cards". Dunno whether YouTube deleted me, or a Mason came here and was offended.
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  13749. This is true, but you ONLY achieved this via systemic white privilege and waycism. You should be ASHAMED of yourself. The BBC told me so. Probably.
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  13750. Britain put its strength into the Royal navy, not the Army. Armies were seen as the tools of tyrants, both on the continent and from the time of Cromwell. Control the seas and you control the world. The war started very badly and suddenly came right.
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  13751. If war kicks off, the UN should send the Commemorative Air Force (former Confederate) and the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight to take them on.
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  13752. Yours is a damned fine comment, Al. Be very careful. Make a fuss, tell the truth and you'll be found suicided in a field with slashed wrists.
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  13753. Right wing women tend to be hot. Lefties are fat with purple hair.
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  13754.  @philiptownsend3622  Shut up Big Nose.
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  13755. @Omniscient_ Turnip Confirmed. It leaves you weak afterwards, but you will recover.
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  13756. Islam is the Borg. Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Muslims even worship at a big black cube.
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  13757.  @wvvwwvwvv  Neither Channel 4 nor the BBC are impartial. They can't report ANYTHING without blaming the afr irght.
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  13758. You're funding the propaganda for your own replacement.
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  13759. Everybody who buys a TV licence is funding their own destruction.
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  13760. How many hundreds of thousands of British lives did the UK lose in WW2? I reckon we've got the right to make jokes about the war. If jokes like this are banned, the ONLY jokes permitted about WW2 will be at the expense of non-Jewish, non-Gypsy servicemen.
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  13761. I'm pretty certain the photo in the thumbnail isn't a Mark VIII. Bubble canopy. A five-bladed airscrew.
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  13762. I've spent my entire life searching for Castle Anthrax. Despite the peril.
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  13763. I misread the title as "huge erection" and expected a different kind of video.
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  13764. Islamic Republic of Londonabad.
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  13765. The downfall of Boris was a putsch by Remainers.
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  13766.  @AJ-hi9fd  Lots of helpful nurses with hairy arm pits there as well.
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  13767. My inbox has received a reply to my own reply. I've come here and it's disappeared.
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  13768.  @Religious_man  Somebody at that school thought it was a good idea to install closed circuit cameras. There's no sound, but you can see the fire alarm has been triggered because there's an occasional flash from the strobe lights. Fire precautions and CCTV are expensive. One firearm in a locked cabinet is a cheap and sensible precaution, just in case.
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  13769. Interesting to see how the resignation of white Owen Paterson MP has been used to bury the story of the BAME Labour MP who was facing a possible prison sentence.
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  13770.  @Juan-os4hs  If the owl is superb, I wanna know WHY it's superb.
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  13771. Good idea to refer to ciggies but not the F-word which rhymes with "bag". YouTube regards the word as hey 8 speech. They recently banned me for 24 hour. I wrote the f-word which rhymes with "maggot" on a video about meatballs. Don't write "I'm going out later to smoke some (*)ags". Armed cops will assume you're a spree-killer, kick down your door and arrest you.
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  13772.  @nanaurbiznez1725  Feminists would assume "that's who he is" means "male".
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  13773. The Catholic Church and the Chinese Communist Party are completely different. At the height of their power, the Catholic Church would excommunicate you, arrest your entire family, torture you to get a confession and then execute you. Whereas the CCP...
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  13774.  @run2cat4run  Jesus is gay, according to the C of E. Feckin mental.
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  13775.  @hitandruncommentor  US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're committing suicide. As is Canada, France and most of western civilisation.
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  13776.  @RexNicolaus  Good point. At most, Jesus is a constitutional monarch. Although I've never forgiven Jesus for trying to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  13777.  @npc2153  We're on the right side of history.
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  13778.  @danielutriabrooks477  Nah, a Pythonesque quasi-suicidal death cult with vegan overtones.
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  13779.  @elduquecaradura1468  Greetings back to you, our Argie friend.
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  13780.  @Barry_Micoqiner  HAHAHAHAHA!
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  13781. I refuse to fund a corporation which propagandises my ethnic replacement.
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  13782.  @neverlookback1244  Just because you h8 weight people, you shouldn't describe yourself that way.
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  13783.  @scee7492  Spelin proply is rasist.
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  13784.  @lennydale92  Any weight people in their Parliament? (Creative spelling.)
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  13785. Same?
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  13786. Spending a whole life in prison is worse than a quick death.
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  13787. Also - MAKE ORKNEY GREAT AGAIN !!!
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  13788.  @darkwaters1010  You're absolutely correct, but an unsuccessful coup is treason and a civil war is no fun. These are very high stakes.
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  13789.  @goonagun  Joe looks in the mirror and thinks, "Who's that old guy?"
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  13790.  @teresahiggs4896  I recall Mel being interviewed on the radio when Part One came out. He said, "There will never be a Part Two. Maybe a Part Three, but never a Part Two".
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  13791.  @Uqwefsdjxsa  That too.
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  13792. I wish Rishi had a drunk Frenchman as his chauffer. Especially one who drives at twice the legal limit through twisty tunnels at night. I volunteer to buy a white Fiat Uno and lay in wait for the car. This time we'll video the whole thing, so we can all laugh our heads off.
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  13793. Socrates and Billy the Kid claim you're a geek.
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  13794.  @handsoffmygunmf6750  Agreed. I expected a Soviet-style steamroller. Marshal Zhukov with Stalin's blessing. Instead all we've got is semi-trained conscripts with badly-maintained transport, breaking down because it's been mothballed for 30 years.
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  13795.  @alloallo1977  I click on Replies and yours disappears. Something in your comment enraged the algorithms. Yes, I do voiceover commentaries for p0rn movies, to assist the visually-impaired. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  13796. ANDREW: Pease make a video referencing Jeffrey Toobin's Zoom call. Maybe Prince Harry attempts a Zoom call but can't access his willy because Meg keeps it inside a chastity belt.
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  13797. Can we write the same with human excrement?
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  13798.  @miketomlin6040  I didn't see all of it. Must've been in a bit I missed. Adult women will often throw themselves at celebrities. I can't blame Brand for consenting to fook them.
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  13799. A Republican-voter is a former Democrat who's just had his car stolen, his house burgled or his daughter *ap*d.
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  13800. BEST. RANT. EVER.
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  13801. You can be arrested in London for being Jewish. You can be arrested in London for being Tommy Robinson. You can be beaten up for eating a bacon sandwich during Ramadan. Not even George Orwell foresaw this kind of nonsense.
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  13802. Thanks for your input, good buddy. Perhaps you're aware of the controversy surrounding a black Rwandan gay being selected to play Doctor Who. As a white Brit, I'd've been DELIGHTED if the role could've been awarded on the basis of talent rather than box-ticking. Please search YT for the brilliant black British actor, Richard Ayoade. If he was playing the Doctor, I'd watch just to see his spin on the role.
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  13803.  @sadbartnibba4199  Agreed. Mr. Elba might be too expensive to hire, but try a couple of YouTube searches along the lines of "IT Crowd Moss". Mr Ayoade is a brilliant and charming actor and I adore every performance he gives. The BBC is a hotbed of leftist trouble makers who deliberately seek trouble, and hiring a gay Rwandan is par for the course.
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  13804.  @UserBeenBanned  I read your name, User. I'm on my third identity so far and counting.
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  13805. King Alfred wasn't actually dead. He tunnelled his way out and escaped. Cue the music from "The Great Escape".
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  13806. Starmer's party commenced by being a party for working people. His party today represents non-British invaders and the wine-drinking elite.
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  13807. I want Channel 4 to do an undercover sting on an Islamist Labour campaigner. Or Sadiq Khan. What would they say?
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  13808. The BBC claims Brexit caused this. Or Trump did. Or climate change.
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  13809. Actually, Simon's account on this rare occasion is completely false. German vessels were targeted in naval ports. Unescorted Wellingtons attacked in daylight to avoid hitting the cities by mistake. The Wellingtons suffered horrific losses. Simon has read a list of the ports and falsely assumed the cities were the targets.
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  13810. Leo - Please create an entry for the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest. Wear a bra, sing like a girl, wriggle like a gimp, film the video at a party for rent boys recruited from dating apps. You'd be stunning and brave.
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  13811.  @georgehetty7857  We meet yet again, George. We frequent the same channels of ill repute. Offering opinions which will one day be prohibited. Free speech is cancelled, in defence of free speech.
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  13812.  @mr.coolmug3181  Used to.
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  13813. Ay up tootie!
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  13814. Drawing a picture of the 7th century paedophile slave-trader and doing a poo on it should become compulsory.
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  13815.  @StacheOperator  TRUE!
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  13816.  @matthewtaylor7355  Middle class racists. Like Humza Yousaf. Blaming everybody for being white.
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  13817. There are parts of British cities where the diverse population does it in the street.
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  13818.  @herryoahn  My thoughts exactly.
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  13819. The cadet forces in Bradford were ordered NOT to wear their uniforms at their Remembrance event at the war memorial. The descendants of the men who died in the mud of Flanders or the dirt of Gallipoli are now banned from wearing their uniform at the most sacred event of their year. Wearing uniform might enflame the peaceful invaders. Teenage kids might get the c*4p beaten out of them. Diversity yay.
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  13820.  @georgehetty7857  Thanks for letting me know this was visible. I left a similar comment five minutes later. I returned and somebody had deleted it.
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  13821. @Appley Systems Agreed. Tory voters feel like the Party is filled with traitors. Not just traitors, but utter w4nk3rs who can't find their own buttocks on a dark night. Traitorous w4nk3rs who are utterly incompetent, wholly dishonest and only in it for themselves. Other than that, the electorate still loves the Tories. But they'll stay at home instead of voting.
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  13822. And if you tell that to MPs, they'll call you a r - ist.
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  13823.  @deansharpe7499  NOT AT ALL! Unlike the peaceful religion, Masons don't chop off heads and shout "Andy's Snackbar". Instead, Masons place arms contracts with favoured colleagues and they all get rich out of it. Same accusation which some people make about the... you know who.
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  13824.  @lif3andthings763  I refer to an event described in the Ken Burns TV documentary, "The Vietnam War". There was an event in which North Vietnamese forces murdered hundreds of their own villagers in the south. Viet Cong had been hiding in the village. They needed to withdraw. The civilian villagers knew the identities of the Viet Cong spies and operatives. It was deemed necessary to murder the ENTIRE COMMUNITY to ensure important information wasn't revealed. I definitely admit that this war is not my strongpoint, but it happened and if you take a few minutes of YouTube / Google searching, you'll find it. War is f*cked-up.
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  13825.  @mikekeogh  Is that you, Clem?
    1
  13826.  @mikekeogh  Don't hear much about the other bloke since he's become a vampire.
    1
  13827. Any mention of the ATTEMPTED MURDER of the INNOCENT black man, Stephen Waldorf, shot and nearly killed by the police in the 1980s... Oh I forgot, Waldorf was white.
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  13828. The WORST Doctor is the gay African who's been hired by the BBC. Effing time lord.
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  13829. You can only sign up via an app. Which you must buy with a card. Maybe.
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  13830.  @jigglypuff57puff55  Same here. My wife is east Asian. My wife was pregnant and we were walking in a park on a Sunday afternoon. Another family was nearby. A British bloke with a Chinese wife and two kids. I patted my wife's tummy and looked at the kids and said, "I hope you don't mind me looking at your kids, I'm curious about what our own kids will look like". The other bloke, his wife and my wife all smiled and giggled. Our son has her cute little nose and my huge feet.
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  13831.  @gooieglopp  I don't care, I'm just happy to see the nasty sh*t-stirring bitch in tears. Sometimes people reap what they sow.
    1
  13832.  jhõn frąncísz  Ant agin J
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  13833.  @Kowalski_5  Haha! Also, I love your name.
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  13834.  @watsamatau  Haha!
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  13835.  @iidentifyaspureblood943  Appears this fecker claimed to be a Christian. Excessive belief in an invisible sky-fairy will feck-up anybody's rationality.
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  13836.  @SilverFoxHotTakes  It's hard to keep comments within four lines. The best comments are always short and funny. Like Sadiq Khan's penis.
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  13837. I wonder whether they're sacked for being anti-Brexit or for being too wh1te.
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  13838.  @Josie545  Ida Quagmire was better-looking than this fat bloke in a wig.
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  13839.  @visorcover  The UK brought civilisation to savages.
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  13840.  British Brexit Confusion  Thanks. Oh Gawd...
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  13841.  Noah Patterson  Still got the bit where Joe refers to the Brazilians in the community.
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  13842. Do Muslims require a halal toilet? How about a kosher toilet for the Jews?
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  13843. Yeah but only 'cos you've got white privilege and your ancestors owned slaves and you're literally Hitler and and and... I'm sorry, I came over all BBC for a moment.
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  13844. @J As well.
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  13845.  @TheKerikeri  That's right. And that's OK providing the kids never see it and get traumatised.
    1
  13846. Cho Bei Deng stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
    1
  13847. The Conservatives were quite capable of fo0king themselves, with or without Gove.
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  13848.  @andynicholls7352  I see what you did there!
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  13849. Usually I wouldn't write nice things about a Nazi, but at least he didn't try to force children to accept gay pride or watch drag shows.
    1
  13850.  @OptimusPrinceps_Augustus  Do a hunger strike like the IRA terrorists did.
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  13851. Creepy Joe gets confused between Ukraine and the UK. "Goddammit Kamala, those Brits have invaded Russia now". Joe has a map of the world, with little kangaroo stickers to help him tell the difference between Australia and Austria. Probably.
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  13852. Multiculturalism doesn't work very well between Sinai and the Levant, either. They've spent three thousand years, murdering each other. They should've sorted out their differences by now.
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  13853.  @1961-v9k  Owen Jones and his anal herpes.
    1
  13854. This officer deserves a statue.
    1
  13855.  @barney-rubble8604  I want John to interview Lurrr, the ruler of Omicron Persei 8. Should be great unless Lurrr eats him.
    1
  13856. Hers is rainbow.
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  13857.  @URMyNewTV  I'm British. I wanna see a future game set in London. To make it realistic, weight people (creative spelling) run away and hide from machete-wielding Somalis, and Pakistanis seeking to rape their daughters. Run away and hide.
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  13858. Thanks for telling me the news reporters were Dutch. I assumed they'd had minor heart attacks and had lost the power of speech.
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  13859. I'm waiting for the BBC to blame Brexit. And white people.
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  13860.  @richard7645  Persons who stand for Parliament will hold one or more "hustings", typically hiring a hall, making speeches and taking questions. Andrew could do that in a few theatres. He'll need an experienced agent to watch the legality, particularly regarding expenses.
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  13861. I hated my speed awareness course. All of us were white. Not diverse at all. WAYCIST COPS only stop white motorists, driving whilst white. Yeah.
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  13862.  @andersschmich8600  Is Italian "white"? I'd say "yes". Although Italy didn't exist as a state at that time, just a series of city-states.
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  13863. The Amish, wearing MAGA hats. A Democrat told me so.
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  13864. It's like the Archbishop of Canterbury and Pope Francis have rented a room for the purpose of phukkin each other whilst the 7th century death-cult takes over.
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  13865. It's a Remainer coup d'etat.
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  13866. Westminster resembles the ruins of the Mayans or ancient Egypt. The buildings remain, but the magnificent civilisation which built them has destroyed itself.
    1
  13867.  @chrissmith2114  Sad but true.
    1
  13868. Gary isn't the problem. Especially at his age. The problem is the other paedophiles for whom the coppers cover-up.
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  13869. The Guardian is more than 30% owned by the Saudi royal family. What would you expect?
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  13870.  @FelixstoweFoamForge  Correct. All down to the threat. Shoot at an armoured bomber with .303s. You'll make lots of holes without killing it. Shoot at a fast-turning fighter with cannon. You'll be shooting far less rounds. Perhaps all of them will miss. Bader favoured .303s. He told his pilots, "Get as close as you can before opening fire. When you think you're much too close, get even closer".
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  13871.  @phYT01  We need to house the migrants in royal palaces. Maybe at that point, the monarchy will exercise its prerogative to advise the government. We need a "What the eff" moment to kick some arse.
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  13872.  @phYT01  We're being replaced. With THIS government, everything is going exactly to plan.
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  13873. yep
    1
  13874. The cops have become Brownshirts with yellow jackets.
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  13875.  MainstreamPoPsucks3  Who is our enemy?
    1
  13876.  @mobbs6426  I want to see Clarkson put Meg into a Citroen that's been converted into a motorhome. Then watch as it tumbles over a cliff. The first Citroen falling over a cliff was funny. The same thing with Meg inside would be absolutely fookin fantastic.
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  13877.  @oz_jones  THANKS!
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  13878.  @IRISHSALTMINER61  THANKS!
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  13879.  @Bilskirnir3124  I want Jeremy to react to the Sam Smith video.
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  13880. This is Andrew Lawrence? He resembles Keef.
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  13881. Biden doesn't remember saying that. Biden doesn't remember how to put on his trousers without the assistance of two nurses.
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  13882.  @TheGamingMotionTGM  Jeeeez, Fahrenheit 451 + 1984 = 2023.
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  13883. Please look up the Holodomor genocide of the 1930s. There was a risk that Ukraine might separate from the USSR. So the Russians imposed a mass famine, which killed possibly as many as ten million Ukrainians. That's more than the number of Jews killed by the Nazis. As soon as the USSR failed, Ukraine separated and became an independent state. That is why Ukraine refuses to trust Putin and Russia today.
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  13884. Does Keir Starmer have a penis?
    1
  13885. The law says it's compulsory to love gays, trans-people, terrorists, paedophiles and murderers. Refusing to love them is a H-crime.
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  13886. The Defender is equivalent to a Ferrari Daytona. Nothing does its job better.
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  13887. Johnny Depp married a dog and it shat on his bed.
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  13888. The Vichy French operated a secret police force in WW2, on behalf of their pan-European friends. The Milice spied on patriots and arranged for many to be tortured, executed or sent to the camps. After the war, many Milice were prosecuted and some were hung. History repeating itself.
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  13889.  @nekogod  I read your comment, but all I could see was "Baa baa baa".
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  13890.  @colonelkenpachi5009  I hope so.
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  13891.  Mitch  Agreed. Maybe several different agencies: Bureau of AFTE, US Marshals, Homeland Security all being given the task of investigating individual states. (Sorry, I'm actually British, is it "AFTE" or ATFE"?)
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  13892.  @Groovy_Bruce  True.
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  13893.  Clarence Spangle  Entschuldigung, mein Deutsch ist sehr nicht gut.
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  13894. My favourite Greek philosopher is Diogenes. Shat in the street, never washed, played with his w1lly in public. Those are the values I live by. I keep getting arrested, but wotcha gonna do?
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  13895. Rishi and the WEF regard the UK as a multiracial economic zone, nothing more. Replacing the white population with brown workers is irrelevant to them.
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  13896. "Cancel culture" doesn't exist. It's a far-right extremist conspiracy theory. Anybody who claims "cancel culture" exists will be cancelled in defence of free speech.
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  13897. I don't want to seem like an old fart, but I preferred my own day, when most of the teachers in my all-male school had previously served in HM armed services. The kind of maths teacher who learned his skills for navigating his Lancaster over Germany. My son attends a co-ed school. Most of the teachers are women. It's too soft and feminised. Boys need a firmer hand. They perform badly in a female environment.
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  13898. Mainstream media - phhheew.
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  13899. No.
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  13900. So Diane still has a chance of becoming Labour leader?
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  13901.  @jackcowling3314  Government is Anglophobic.
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  13902. If a REAL Man had thrown a punch - Woody Strode, Clint Eastwood or Jack Palance - the small victim would've needed a stretcher. Will Smith punches like a sissy cuckold.
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  13903.  @matthewhopkins666  I think Carlton was a doorman in a 1970s American comedy.
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  13904. DEMAND FOR PORN would cease if every woman resembled Diane Abbott.
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  13905.  @nicholasmorrill4711  Be careful. Expressing that opinion could render you debanked.
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  13906.  @stephen-oconnell  British Army's 77th Brigade has read your comment. You're now on their watch-list.
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  13907.  @stephen-oconnell  Expect your comment to be disabled by the algorithms in three, two, one...
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  13908.  @nicholasmorrill4711  I'd rather die than live in fear. But for the sake of my wife and son, I'll restrain myself.
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  13909.  @nicholasmorrill4711  Do you have a licence to leave that reply?
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  13910.  @nicholasmorrill4711  It means you can't express opinions unless you're licenced. Free speech is permitted only within the authorised narrative. Jokes are welcomed providing they don't use stereotypes and are approved by a committee. Free thought is banned unless it conforms with an authorised template. Authoritarianism with a smiling emoji. And so on.
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  13911.  @nealejames2243  True.
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  13912. After we extract the Saudi influence (owning a large chunk of The Guardian) and the Juice owning most of what remains, scarcely any part of the UK's mainstream media is run by native Brits.
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  13913. The Imperial Pride flag. I keep hearing John Williams' "Imperial March". Loads of gay storm troopers and droids, twerking. Darth Vader hugging and kissing with Grand Mott Tarkin.
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  13914.  @ronstreet6706  I don't believe the New York Times. I'm providing the source of my information, so that you yourself might reference it.
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  13915. Surely that's Rik from the student bedsit. A silly spiteful overprivileged leftie who's never grown up. The Peoples' Poet. Contradict him, and he'll shout "Fascist!" and storm off.
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  13916.  @largemarge3506  Yep. Exactly.
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  13917.  @progste  We all stand or fall together, as with Julian Assange.
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  13918. HM the Q might be frail, but she could still beat the f*ck out of Joe Biden in a fist fight.
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  13919.  @georgehetty7857  Agreed. If I was elderly and in pain, I'd prefer to have a Brit care for me rather than a Nigerian.
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  13920.  @terencefranks1688  Definitely. Zero chance of winning, but I'd sooner waste my vote with Reform than waste it voting for these other c0qsuckers.
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  13921. I've got a dog who's a ginger bitch. Is that racist?
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  13922. KIPLING: England is a garden, and gardens are not made By saying "Oh How beautiful!" and sitting in the shade. Socialists and anti-white racists are vandalising both England and our gardens.
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  13923.  @juan-ko5hz  Always them feckin Amish.
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  13924. No.
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  13925. Johnny Depp married a dog and it shat on his bed.
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  13926. @mic_mad5424 STARMER: "It doesn't matter if weight (creative spelling) working class children get riped (creative) above kebab shops. Our new imported electorate will still vote for the Labour Party and they outnumber the weights. Imagine something so STUPID as believing the Labour Party exists to represent the voiceless working class".
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  13927. Somewhere a bell rang, and your guardian angel pushed the button on your remote on your behalf.
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  13928. At present, the Conservatives are facing an election disaster. If Sunak becomes PM, it'll be an almost complete wipeout.
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  13929. Brandon reminds me of my dog. Both of them enjoy sniffing children. Neither of them can read a teleprompt.
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  13930.  @ScratchySlide  Too many r - ists out there. A bird shat on my car. It was a r - ist bird. I lost my keys. A r - ist must've hidden them. I was stopped at THREE sets of red traffic lights. Obviously a r - ist saw me coming and made them go red as I approached. Effin r - ists EVERYWHERE. And none of them think they're r - ists.
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  13931.  @ScratchySlide  Dammit those r -ist zi0n15ts get everywhere! BBC blames Brexit.
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  13932.  @davidgranvillehunter6231  "You can teach monkeys to fly better than that" - a line from the movie, "The Battle of Britain".
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  13933.  @shaunrye7740  That's the movie's saving grace!
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  13934. Trump can't win without prior electoral reform.
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  13935. Lots of anti-J attacks. Nearly every attack is from the Peaceful Religion, but with a tiny number of Labourites.. I expect the BBC to blame the far right, Brexit and Trump.
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  13936. No, her enablers epitomise that. Like the leftist British lawyers who want her to return.
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  13937.  @POWERtothePEOPLE-GP78  "Woke" means someone whose eyes are opened so that they approve a leftist anti-western agenda. Female soldiers are as strong as males. Paedophiles are wrongly-maligned. Marxism is a means of establishing a perfect society. Our countries will be improved when white people become a minority. Everything bad in the whole of history was caused by white males. And so on.
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  13938.  @grimnir8872  Modern ethnic cleansing means there will soon be nowhere for white people to live except Cornwall and the Isle of Skye.
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  13939.  @TheDandob1982  Is that you, Clem?
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  13940.  @KJ-jq9pq  Trivial cash payments will still be permitted, but EVERY other payment will via the banks. Want to donate to a political party? Want to send a few quid to T*mmy R*bins*n or another person of whom the authorities disapprove? You'll be red flagged as a proto-terrorist and the donation will be blocked.
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  13941. Funny how Plaid Cymru hates the English but delights in seeing Welsh people replaced by Africans.
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  13942. GOOD NEWS: La Pen might win. BAD NEWS: She'll send all her unwanted migrants to the UK.
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  13943. Title Sorry, I'm a speling Narzi and litrully Hilter.
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  13944. Hard to win when she's anti-migrant, and a large percentage of the voters are migrants.
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  13945. I wanna attend a Just Stop Oil conference and throw paint all over the delegates.
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  13946. They'll come for Tucker in three, two, one... A fake allegation of a sex crime. A fake allegation he used the N-word. An in-depth examination of his tax records, claiming he accepted Russian money. Or an "accidental" drugs overdose.
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  13947. @Trevor Oh absolutely. Lammy looks in the mirror and gets a crisis of conscience. As an Englisman, he imagines he's supposed to oppressive himself. As a black man, he sees his reflection and wonders if he's about to get stabbed.
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  13948. There used to be a circus trick. A performer would be blindfolded and a pistol fired at his head. The performer would catch the bullet in his teeth. Obviously it was sleight of hand. The trick couldn't work in real life. A bit like communism. It couldn't work in real life. Because all you'd get is loads of people with bullets in their heads.
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  13949. 1 FIRST 'cos I used my systemic hu ite privilege. My race ee ly adjusted position is 200th.
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  13950. Amber Heard sucks. Well yeah, that's what Johnny thought was so good about her.
    1
  13951. First they eradicate cash. Next they refuse you a bank account. You'll own nothing and starve to death. Except for the bugs. Brave New World.
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  13952. I expect she'll be smuggled back to the UK. To save space, I hope it'll only be her head in a bucket.
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  13953. Yes because you used your white male privilege. Your ethnically- and gender-adjusted position is 200.
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  13954. I'M FIRST! The BBC and the Guardian claim it's because of white privilege and systemic racism.
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  13955.  @truckerfromreno  I want this female cop to share a prison cell with three butch dykes. What happens next?
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  13956. A wise comment.
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  13957.  @misanthropicattackhelicopt4148  I click on Replies and yours disappears. Funny how YouTube dislikes the truth.
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  13958.  @misanthropicattackhelicopt4148  It remains visible to YOU but it's hidden from everyone else. If you leave an excellent comment which receives no Likes, that usually means YouTube's algorithms have hidden it it.
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  13959. She can go down on my meat and two veg except she's vegan.
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  13960. Prince Philip is everything the BBC hates. He was white. He was a war hero. He had a sense of humour. He was loyal to our country and our crown. Prince Philip: Service and duty. What a racist bigot.
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  13961. Leftists would regard your comment as wallowing in patronising racism. Expect to be cancelled very shortly in the name of defending free speech.
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  13962. No opinions are permitted unless it's authorised by the New World Order. Eliminating free speech to protect free speech. Anybody who opposes this is a waycist fascist Nazi.
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  13963. Same thing is happening to white people in big cities.
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  13964. QUESTION: What proportion of George's votes were postal? I've read 23,000 out of George's 26,000 came via the post.
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  13965. As a Cornishman, I celebrate the story of Saint Piran. He was thrown over an Irish cliff whilst tied to a millstone, whereupon he floated across the sea to Cornwall. On landing, Piran's first converts were a fox, a bear and a badger.
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  13966. Imagine if your child was sexually molested by a gay. Your child is in tears. You phone the police. The two cops arrive and they're wearing gay badges. Would you trust them? Or if you need to report Masonic corruption to the authorities. And the investigating coppers are all masons.
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  13967. Damned right. Melvin is my role model for after I've retired. But without the cracks in the pavement stuff.
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  13968.  @michaeldoolan7595  Maybe but... HOW?
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  13969.  @alcoholicjoe6199  Rishi is deliberately crashing this country. He'll resign his seat after the next general election and take a job with the WEF.
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  13970. I'm sick of Anglophobia. The MPs do NOTHING when ordinary W-people are forced out of their ancestral neighbourhoods by Museums (cre4t1ve 5pelling) and violent gangs. They only wake up when they themselves are threatened. THANKYOU for importing and creating a problem. It's about time the MPs enjoyed the consequences of diversity for themselves.
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  13971. I wonder how long this comment will remain before it's deleted in the name of free speech.
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  13972.  @LegendaryYoutub3  You ain't safe anywhere, but remember: You can't take down a bad guy with a gun is unless there's a good guy with a gun.
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  13973.  @repentandfollowjesuschrist6170  I've worked a seven day week running my small business since the 1980s. I didn't even get to go away on honeymoon when I got married. So if a workaholic like me gets confronted by a gang-banger wanting to steal from me, I'm entitled to do whatever it takes to put in in hospital or a morgue.
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  13974.  @tomg3131  I click on replies and yours disappears, maybe 'cos the W-word has triggered the Al Gore rhythms. I've had the same problem with the B-word which means a female dog. On a video about dogs.
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  13975.  @barmag8802  I empathise. As Scott Adams said, "This can't be fixed. Just move away". Hard to do that in a small European country.
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  13976.  @andyfriederichsen  Perhaps it's THE Ukraine because it used to be regarded as a territory, when it was a part of Tzarist Russia or the Soviet Union. Some places aren't "the", as in "France" or "Germany". Some places remain "the", as in "the UK" or "the Gambia". Dunno why.
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  13977.  X vonPocalypse  Interesting to see how many Replies have been deleted. Sharing the truth is a hate crime. Unless the ethnicities were reversed.
    1
  13978. Statue coming?
    1
  13979. ...or Prince Charles.
    1
  13980.  @milligan8838  I want Spiney Norman to nail some leftist heads to the floor.
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  13981.  @grimnir8872  You are mistaken. Perpetrators are NOT being "caught" because it's perfectly legal. A tiny number of perpetrators are prosecuted because of related violations, that is all.
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  13982. Unlike past girlfriends and my wife, my dog doesn't mind if I watch her pee. Just sayin'.
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  13983.  @o00nemesis00o  My dog loves me. Maybe that's instinctive, because she depends on me for food and care. Not much different from what my wife does. If either of them were endangered, I'd risk my life to protect them. I s'pose that's love.
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  13984. The outcry against Scott Adams came from liberals who already live in gated communities. If one of them sees a B-teenager sitting in their car near their gated entrance, they'll send their security guard to move the kid along. The executives who cancelled him are mostly those who already live separately, send their kids to special schools and refuse to even eat the same food as the rest of us.
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  13985. Tell 'em to Foxtrot Oscar.
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  13986. Woke makes you free.
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  13987. @@yellowbrand3524 Stand in line. Await your compulsory inoculation. You will eat insects. You will own nothing and be happy. You have free speech providing it's what we tell you. Comply with our narrative or your bank account will be closed. Woke makes you free. Brave New World.
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  13988. If you don't want your five-year-old daughter stabbed, you're f4r r1ght.
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  13989. Consider the future prison population. "I was locked up for killing little children, but I'm not guilty". "I was locked up for robbing a bank, but I'm not guilty". "I was locked up for beating up old people during burglaries, but I'm not guilty". "I was locked up for making people laugh at the absurdities of modern culture, and I'm guilty as charged".
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  13990. They superglued their hands? That's a good thing. It'll stop them having a w4nk for a couple of hours.
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  13991.  @philipmalaby8172  Hahaha!
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  13992.  @ianrix2857  I remember that TV comedy from the sixties.
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  13993.  @ianrix2857  One day Simon will be cancelled. Until then, enjoy.
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  13994. Some religions are intolerant.
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  13995. Yes.
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  13996.  @davegoldsmith4020  Jet Provosts, Short Belfasts and Rock Apes carrying SLRs. We will not see their like again.
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  13997.  @Man_fay_the_Bru  Agreed 100%, but not deliberately. The RAF was under strict orders NOT to bomb German cities. In '39 - early '40, it was hoped that there might still be a diplomatic solution. Both Britain and France dreaded the prospect of an all-out war. The only raids on German cities were for LEAFLETTING.
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  13998. Rishi claims Labour will destroy the economy, open the borders, diminish our armed forces and permit rampant crime. So... no change there.
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  13999.  @rogueriderhood1862  I didn't notice for 50 years, until I read a comment about this on a different video.
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  14000.  @slbm  100% true.
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  14001. SUE HER FOR DEFAMATION! Sue her for £100,000 plus your legal expenses. donate the £100,000 to a charity of your choice.
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  14002. I don't want the BBC defunded. I want it completely destroyed.
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  14003.  @version736ha2  Very true.
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  14004.  @thetruthwillout3347  I'd like to disagree with you, but the government's algorithms sent via the 5G masts have reset my brain and I can't think for myself. Wear a mask for covid. Unlimited immigration is good. High taxes are lovely. Yay.
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  14005.  @AgileSnowWeasel  Of course it's a stupid comment. It's a joke. Imagine connecting a car to a three-pin socket in your living room with a very long cable. Then driving 100+ miles. WHOOSH! That went right over your head.
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  14006. Maybe it was a joke about a gay black chicken crossing the road.
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  14007. BEST, FUNNIEST, MOST LUDICROUS VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE: 1.) Orang utans driving cars. 2.) Dogs riding skate boards. 3.) Jeremy claiming he's going to found a new political party.
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  14008. A wise comment.
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  14009.  @AB-kc3yc  We also know why, when he was chancellor, Nadhim Zahawi didn't crack down on wealthy persons using offshore companies to avoid paying tax.
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  14010.  @mctwain5319  I'm pleased Oppenheimer wasn't played by Will Smith or Denzel Washington. With a subplot about gay scientists fighting against oppression.
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  14011.  @therainbowgulag.  As Mr. Pertwee's coffin was lowered into the ground, there was a strange electronic sound effect and it disappeared into another place and time. Jon Pertwee is battling to save the galaxy right now, assisted by plucky teenage sidekicks.
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  14012. There have been times when I couldn't get laid, either. I didn't go out murdering anyone.
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  14013.  @Threemore650  Nobody hates a good woman more than a feminist does.
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  14014.  @michaelstone6204  Hahahahaha!
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  14015. I HATE TOAST.
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  14016. Everyone gets dementia unless we die first. Mr. Stewart remains more lucid than Joe Biden.
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  14017.  @pastorbri  A Christian who indulges in homosexuality is like a member of the Vegetarian Society who eats meat. Make up your feckin mind. If you can't comply with the rules of the club you've joined, you're in the wrong club.
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  14018.  Tsunzucchini TzatzikiSan  Damned right!
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  14019. They're NOT all scams. A lovely Nigerian prince has promised me LOADS of cash in return for my bank account details. He's no less trustworthy than the British cabinet. Right?
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  14020. My favourite balloon-buster was Captain Bigglesworth.
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  14021. Please watch the movie and enlighten yourself.
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  14022. If he was white, they'd blame Brexit.
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  14023.  @MychKevushi  Supposed to be six replies, only two are visible.
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  14024.  @MychKevushi  Easiest way to remain in the US is to marry somebody. From there on, almost ANYTHING could've happened.
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  14025.  @MychKevushi  If I'd gone there in the 1990s, by now I'd be a Trump-voting MAGA guy with a US flag in front of my house. A Glock in a locked box plus an assault rifle, just in case. And I would have followed the advice of Scott Adams, decades before he offered it.
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  14026.  @MychKevushi  true.
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  14027. THREE different London police stations have been set ablaze in the past couple of weeks. Scarcely any coverage on the BBC. Don't want to alarm the few remaining Cockneys as to how diversity has enriched their city.
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  14028.  @blueband8114  I'm still waiting for Brexit to start. Every government we've had since the vote has delayed or abandoned Brexit's most favourable parts.
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  14029. Maybe it's Joe Biden's uncle who disappeared in New Guinea.
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  14030.  @notnek202  Maybe you've seen some coverage of the Queen's Jubilee during this past weekend. The Queen is old and frail, but I still reckon she could beat the crap out of Biden in a fist fight. Fun fact: Neither the Queen nor Creepy Joe were democratically elected to office. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're both like lead balloons.
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  14031.  @notnek202  Her balcony appearance showed one reigning queen, one future queen and three future kings. We're unlikely to ever see that again.
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  14032. I've never trusted Jesus since He tried to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  14033. Hitler has only got one ball. Goering has two but they're quite small. Himmler is very similar. But poor old Goebbels got no balls at all.
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  14034.  @99Michael  THAT MAKES SENSE! I must remember your comment and use it myself. Your comment is the best I've read all week.
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  14035. Will the last white heterosexual male please switch off the lights as he leaves Broadcasting House.
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  14036.  @user-yl1xy5eg7b  The person to whom you replied is a well-known troll. Consider his/her name, offensive in itself.
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  14037.  @saranobutt  I recall some lines from the first movie. Abraham Lincoln saying, "Party on dudes!" or "Julius Caesar was the salad dressing dude" or "I knew Marco Polo wasn't just a water sport"..
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  14038.  @woodenseagull1899  I replied to you yesterday, but this morning my reply has disappeared. YouTube's algorithms are very strange.
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  14039.  @AndyTheGabbyCabby  Andy if you're reading this - Maybe create a one-off retrospective about the murder of Dr. David Kelly on Blair's orders. Do a bit of homework. Keep the narrative tight, no waffle.
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  14040. ORANGE MAN > potato head.
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  14041. I've never used the word "epistemology". I've now lost my cherry.
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  14042.  @jongee2230  That's why the TV news never gives a description of the perpetrators. They don't want people to know it's always ONE set of people. EVERY time. I want people to be judged by their character, NOT by their barn-raising.
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  14043. Buddhist monks who protested against the Vietnam War doused themselves with petrol and set themselves on fire. I demand this level of commitment from Stop Oil protestors. If they're unwilling, they should shut the fook up.
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  14044.  @jamestownsend2095  Talentless numpties attacking an elderly woman.
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  14045.  @happygofishing  Agreed wholeheartedly. I'd gladly export a million Pakistanis back to their country, even if it meant accepting a million Poles.
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  14046. Well yeah, only 38% of London's electorate is white. So importing more Pakistanis is a good way to maintain his vote.
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  14047.  @Leah-ju8ht  True.
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  14048. It's almost as if Marxists can't understand economics.
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  14049. Correct. Compare with the scene in "Reach for the Sky", in which Bader performs aerobatics for his Canadian squadron. We see the puff of smoke, but the audio track doesn't match the visuals.
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  14050. A Muslim telling white people to be kinder to women. Wow.
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  14051.  Transcending 420  It's private.
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  14052. Doesn't stop Creepy Joe.
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  14053.  @LordRambo  FASCIST !!!
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  14054.  @eteline_music  No. Andrew isn't a chad. Keef Kuntabout is a chad. Professor Micropenis is a brilliant lecturer in woke studies.
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  14055. Does this car have a Machmeter?
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  14056. Biden has no control over US monetary policy. He can barely control his bladder.
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  14057.  @sonicluffypucca96  Correct. The British priority wasn't to retain the 13 colonies. The British priority was that the 13 colonies didn't pass into the hands of France or Spain. Similar situation with the Latin nations.
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  14058. There used to be a circus trick. Shoot a gun at the performer. He'll catch the bullet in his teeth. Obviously it was all fake, sleight of hand. Socialism is like catching a bullet in your teeth. Try it in real life, and all you'll get is lots of bullets in lots of heads.
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  14059.  @thegreatergood8081  Yeah, but what was the Word? I'm trying to remember. Help me with this.
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  14060.  @Dilbert-o5k  True.
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  14061.  @icedriver2207  QUESTION: If I saw this book on fire, would I be praised or condemned for extinguishing the fire by urinating on it?
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  14062. We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. Few people realise that the horrific tragedy has been set in motion, and it cannot now be prevented. The officers on our bridge deliberately rammed the ice berg, in full knowledge of the consequences. God damn them all.
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  14063. Jeremy Hunt is cockney rhyming slang.
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  14064.  @hardcorehistory9165  Your comment displays your absence of knowledge. The blitz on London ceased when Germany prepared for Barbarossa. The Germans still raided right up to '45, pulling together a couple of dozen bombers for sporadic attacks and suffering heavy casualties. "Tip and run" raids by single aircraft were commonplace, and regarded as safer for the aircrew.
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  14065.  @ramonzzzz  Many years since I read the book. I think it was in '44. The Luftwaffe was still dropping bombs on Britain right up to '45, but with diminished results and heavy German casualties. "Tip and run", dropping bombs somewhere within a mile of the target, was useless for winning a war but diverted RAF attention away from night interdiction raids over Germany.
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  14066.  @paulcowan3222  Yes. Persons of west African descent dominate short-distance athletic events on behalf of the USA, Jamaica, the UK and so on. However, athletes of west African descent are completely absent from long-distance events. White athletes dominate the middle-distance events. East Africans are black, but quite different from west Africans. Different horses for different courses. Same with swimming. Don't expect all races to be identical, because we're not.
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  14067. @@brettm7345 Hunter can easily overdose. Especially when two Secret Service agents are holding his arms and a third is holding his head. Whilst a syringe is inserted into Hunter's arm. Tragic sad accident.
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  14068. They're both feckin useless.
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  14069. I came here 15 minutes ago and left two comments. One of those inoffensive comments has been deleted. Not by this channel, because it was on-message. Too many leftie numpties out there who despise free speech.
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  14070.  @NewCultureForum  THANKS! Deleting free speech to protect freedumb.
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  14071. Gary is the greatest Afro-Caribbean woman ever to play for England. Lenny wants to fook her but Gary isn't white enough.
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  14072. Some people dislike sitting next to gays. They don't want to spend several hours sitting next to someone who's mincingly gay. Can someone demand all gay men should be excluded from the flight? Of course not. It would be deeply offensive. Obviously the gay man must refrain from fondling the men in adjacent seats. Same as a parent might request a person in a nearby seat to avoid eating peanuts. If that's not good enough, get off the plane.
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  14073. I replied to you yesterday but it's been deleted.
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  14074. Biden claims the MAGA Republicans caused this attack. Probably.
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  14075. There is no disproportionate use of force against young black men. The use of force against elderly white women is rarely required.
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  14076. I'm curious: What's the source of this video? Who made it? Who paid for it?
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  14077.  @gnome944  I wonder whether those figures for the accumulated wealth of the Hamas leaders is accurate.
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  14078. Truss is the swamp.
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  14079. Make Orkney and Avebury Great Again!
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  14080.  @loues8199  I'd happily dance naked around some ancient stones if it made Orkney and Avebury great again.
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  14081. Yeah 'cos you benefit from systemic white privilege, claims the BBC and CNN.
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  14082. Not a lot of white people in the 100 metres Olympic final. WAYCISM !!! As a middle-aged white male, I demand to be allowed to compete on equal terms by driving my car. Refuse and you're a bigot.
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  14083.  @MegaSpideyman  Lizard shape-shifting space aliens did it.
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  14084. Islam resembles the Borg. Accept assimilation or die. Resistance is futile. Worship at a big black cube.
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  14085.  @mark675  You are 100% correct. But teachers could already bring a bagged weapon into school and store it in a locked cabinet. I don't recall any teachers going on a rampage. YET.
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  14086.  @unprofessionallyamateur6354  True.
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  14087.  @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658  I visit for the videos, linger for the comments and grin at our adopted names.
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  14088. Diane has been spewing vile anti-white and anti-English abuse for decades. The first and only time she gets called out is when she maligns the Juice.
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  14089. CHURCHILL: "A person who isn't socialist when young has no heart. A person who isn't capitalist as an adult has no brain". Something like that, but I've muddled the words.
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  14090. Exactly the same thing happened to me.
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  14091. PJW 1, POPE 0.
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  14092.  @ThermicLight  The trades union movement in the UK sided with the USSR in 1939, because they saw the USSR as an ideal state and a workers' paradise. If the UK and France had declared war on both the Soviets and Germany, the war might've had a different outcome.
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  14093.  @Who.Knew-The.Salt.MustFlow  The British were in a hell of a predicament in 1939. The trades unions wanted to stay out of the war altogether. At that time, Germany and the USSR were allies. Declaring war on Germany was bad enough, declaring war on both Germany and the Soviets might've led to a general strike. Yes, seriously.
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  14094.  @howardbowen-RC-Pilot  Wokists can't change a light bulb until after they've done a risk assessment and donned protective boots, helmet and a hi-vis vest.
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  14095. Send 'em to the Falklands and hand them to the Argies. Under normal circumstances I'd say eff the Argies, but not this time.
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  14096.  @dutchschaefer4983  I don't know whether Trump will win. The Deep State will fight tooth and nail to stop him, with all the authority of Joe's administration. Joe's administration has allowed millionaires to become billionaires. They don't want the gravy train to stop.
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  14097. The woman who emptied a bucket of poo over Sir Tom Moore's statue... Is it OK if I empty a bucket of poo over her?
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  14098. Biggest story? Not a chance. Nobody will report it. Nothing will be done.
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  14099.  @Valencetheshireman927  Agreed. By "symbolics", I emphasise the importance of the "bollox" part.
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  14100. I keep leaving comments and they repeatedly disappear.
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  14101. That's the kind of info which Simon Webb could use on his "History Debunked" channel.
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  14102.  @user-op8fg3ny3j  The UK brought civilisation to Africa. Africa is doing the opposite.
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  14103. Who controls the teleprompter?
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  14104. ALL of Britain's homeless could be housed for a fraction of the expense of supporting the newly-arrived scientists and engineers.
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  14105. Joe was disadvantaged. He didn't have the juice who controlled the media on his side.
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  14106.  @Tangarisu  Agreed.
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  14107.  @johna2008  Agreed.
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  14108.  @davidparker1821  Life in prison at the hands of angry women with hairy armpits and crew cuts might be worse for Letby than an execution. This monster will regret not being dead. Every day will be hell on earth for her. I hope.
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  14109.  @koalaeinstein-y7r  True. A bloke was recently released from prison, having been wrongly convicted of grape 17 years ago. The coppers deliberately concealed evidence which would've exonerated him. I would not trust the judicial system to get it right. Life imprisonment at least affords the option of the case being re-examined.
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  14110. What was it Maggie said? Socialists will spend and spend until they run out of other people's money. This used to to a jibe at the Labour Party and Plaid Cymru. Trouble is: The current Tory government is just as bad. The Uniparty couldn't give a damn about us any more.
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  14111.  @laceyharris5994  Salman Rushdie is so frightened, he lives in a secret place as a recluse. Perhaps Harry and Meg will hide away as recluses and never be seen in public again. I see no bad part in this.
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  14112.  @SA-lz1vx  Harry's mum died in a car with a Muslim. Harry has made it possible his kids might be killed by a car bomb planted by a Muslim.
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  14113. Is that a John Wayne reference?
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  14114. Ash Sarkar will claim Andrew is like a suffragette.
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  14115.  @METALFREAK03  The BBC has made very little quality TV since your cat did a whoopsie on the carpet, Frank.
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  14116.  @georgehetty7857  Did you hear about the Irish kamikaze? He flew 20 successful missions.
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  14117. Sex... What is that, some kind of cake?
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  14118.  @whocaresnotme  Look at all those Amish dudes causing trouble again.
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  14119.  @felicitysparrowhawk  Right now, your comment says "9 minutes" but montymole's comment says "11 minutes". Perhaps you were indeed first, but montymole was awarded the position 'cos maybe he's a blacque le5b1a4.
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  14120. Good question. Are we allowed to ask questions like that these days?
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  14121. Hundreds of them. Scarcely any speak English.
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  14122.  ivanbeach1665  This is true as well.
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  14123.  @VelvetMetrolink  Haha!
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  14124. If the guy had been... you know... no description or photo would've been provided.
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  14125. JE and GM ran a horny pod (cre4t1ve spelling) scam on behalf of D A S S O M. Offer generous hospitality to politishuns & prin zes. Film them bonkin' adolescents. Use the video as a blick mailing tool. Oldest trick in the world, EVERY country does it. Then the FBI discovered the plot and closed it down. Understand that and everything clicks into place.
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  14126. I've been watching old Kung Fu episodes, with Kwang Chi Caine. Lots of bar fights.
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  14127. Look up the "Red Lady of Paviland", the ancient skeleton from 33,000 BC, found in Wales nearly 200 years ago. Turned out he was actually male until he visited the Tavistock Clinic.
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  14128. Joe Biden needs to become POTUS, so that he can pardon his kiddy-fiddling crack-smoking son.
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  14129. Talking about ruins: Imagine the closing scene of "Planet of the Apes". Charlton Heston riding a horse on a beach. Now imagine Lee Anderson falling through a wormhole in the space-time continuum and arriving in London, a century from now, riding a horse along the bank of the Thames. He sees Westminster Tower (Big Ben) toppled on its side. Minarets on the horizon, issuing the call to prayer. "You b*st*rds! You finally did it! God damn you all to hell!"
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  14130.  @Alan_One1  Agreed.
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  14131. She wasn't upset by seeing heads in a bucket. I wouldn't be upset if I saw Shamima's head in a bucket. What goes around comes around.
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  14132.  @nmjerry  I hope you understand my comment was a joke. Similarly, I'm disappointed that the movie "Downfall" deleted the scenes where AH boards a U-boat and sails off for his new life in Argentina.
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  14133.  @DonBean-ej4ou  You realise The Patriot is fiction and absolute nonsense, right? There's a very good expose on the channel "History Buffs".
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  14134.  @lpgibbo7463  Is that you, Clem?
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  14135. I want to crowd-fund a drunk Frenchman as Meg's chauffer.
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  14136.  @mrjones9915  True.
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  14137. I predict a huge Labour victory at the next general election. The Tories never lose elections because of swings to Labour. They ONLY lose because Tory voters stay at home. All four of these candidates will make Tory voters stay at home instead of voting.
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  14138.  @RedbadvanRijn-ft3vv  US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're observing the collapse of western civilisation.
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  14139. Yes but only 'cos you used your huitr pr1v1lege. Your ethn1c4lly-adjusted position is about 90th. Gotta use code or YT disables my replies.
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  14140. Scott's biggest error is that Samuel L. Jackson wasn't given the role. Every reviewer (except the Drinker) would've praised the movie to the heavens.
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  14141.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Maybe you've seen the movie "Dances with Wolves". Dunbar gets his name after he's seen dancing with wolves. Your name needs to be "Climbs Castle Walls".
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  14142. Rishi intends to fooook everything as much as he possibly can, lose the election, resign his seat and get a powerful job within the WEF or equivalent. All part of the plan.
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  14143. Can we legitimately describe this PM as a traitor? Allowing the UK to be invaded? Yes please.
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  14144. Diane dislikes "666" 'cos she can't count that high.
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  14145.  @jessebianchi2631  You misunderstand. My comment is about the BBC's snowflakery and isn't anti-gay. Monty Python couldn't exist today unless three members were black, three were women and two were transgender or gay. That would make the Pythons funnier, right? Graham Chapman was indeed gay, but he didn't come out until after a couple of years. A group composed of white (mostly) ex-Oxbridge graduates smacks of toxic masculinity and white privilege. Gotta tick them boxes. Same with Dad's Army. No black cast members.
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  14146.  @skepticalbadger  Is there any part of my comment which is untrue?
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  14147.  @jessebianchi2631  Thanks, mate. We're both getting a long way off the original topic.
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  14148.  @msgfrmdaactionman3000  Don't tell him Pike.
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  14149. Mine's OK (one minute after your comment).
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  14150.  @hetrodoxlysonov-wh9oo  I've made a small edit to clarify my point.
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  14151.  @deanfinlay8531  Reform is largely ignored by every TV broadcaster except GB News.
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  14152.  @Skippinnfliplin  Yee Haw! - with Stewie Griffin's accent.
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  14153.  @BlackBeltBarrister  Women have penises. Men getting their todgers lopped off so as to compete in female sports. It's been 1st April for the past two years.
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  14154.  @ianbigsand7  Wilson's sudden unexpected resignation has never been properly explained.
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  14155.  @sids48  Guy Fawkes was an English traitor, who'd fought in Flanders on the side of the Spanish Catholics. Blowing up Parliament would enable a Spanish Catholic army to invade. The closest 21st century analogy would be a Syrian ISIS terrorist creating a bomb to blow up Parliament, enabling a takeover by the mostly peaceful religion. A bit like what Khan is doing.
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  14156. Greek Orthodox are the Real Deal. Catholics and protestants are just sissy boys by comparison.
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  14157.  @abcdef-l2c8t  HAHA! True.
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  14158.  @claverhouse1  I don't care if the new Doctor is B. Neither do I care about Denzel replacing Edward Woodward as "The Equalizer". I care because a public service broadcaster is using our screens to project an ideology. "Go woke go broke" can't apply. It's compulsory for me to fund this nonsense or discard my TV.
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  14159. Entirely gutless.
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  14160.  @madigorfkgoogle9349  No no no no no, you've misunderstood. Some closet Nazis claim that if WW2 continued for another six months, the Nazi flying saucer, the Nazi anti-gravity time machine and the Nazi trans-dimensional warp-speed flying wing neutron bomb would've won them the war and we'd all be living in a Nazi paradise today. Every REAL German hates the Nazis. If you're triggered because I ridicule closet Nazi arse-wipe incels who believe the crap on the History Channel, you're aiming at the wrong target.
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  14161. I thought I'd find you here again.
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  14162.  @2tone209  Ay up 2 Tone!
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  14163. The next general election will see a Labour landslide victory. Not because Labour will win extra votes, but because Tory voters won't bother to turn out. Same thing happens EVERY time the Tories lose. Elect a crap leader and suffer the consequences.
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  14164. AY UP LOTUS EATERS! (With thanks to 2 Tone.)
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  14165.  @RealGOJI  I click on Replies and yours disappears. Perhaps the algorithms dislike your use of the r3 t4 rd word and cancelled the comment. I've found the same problem when I've used the B-word for a female dog.
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  14166. Abortion should be made compulsory. Within a few years, we can start closing all the schools and playgrounds. Think of the money we could save.
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  14167.  @joycemanning1254  The Canadian PM is a Cuban. When Creepy Joe met the British PM, he asked, "Are you Cherokee or Apache?"
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  14168. Monarchs in medieval times resembled the Corleone family and their rivals. Slaughtering each other for advantages. Seizing territories from their rivals. Fake elegance and loyalty. Marrying their cousins. Making offers their enemies can't refuse. Murdering children because one day they'll become adults and come for vengeance.
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  14169.  @andersd8956  Israel told the UK to fek off in the late 1940s and murdered British servicemen. They wanted this mess. They can sort it out themselves.
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  14170. "Getting her face blasted"... "13 inch meats". Kind of things Owen Jones might desire.
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  14171.  @Taylor40667  These Bentleys have a reputation for robust strength. They're not fragile like a Ferrari or an Aston. But when something does goes wrong... KAPOW!
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  14172.  @jimwalsh8520  No. The Polish claims during the BoB were at first disbelieved by the RAF top brass. So a senior RAF officer flew with them to observe. He came back and confirmed the manic ferocity of the Polish attacks, and verified their rate of kills.
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  14173. No, getting close was VITAL with .303 machine guns. The prewar RAF developed special tactics for fighters to attack bombers. This involved maximum-deflection shots in tight formation from a great range. The tactic was useless in combat, and RAF squadrons dropped the tactic as soon as they realised its ineffectiveness. Older commanders like Bader, who'd trained on biplanes and missed out on the training for the new tactics, gave this advice to his pilots: "Get as close as possible before opening fire. When you think you're much too close, get even closer". The Polish tactic of closing to very close range was exactly what was required.
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  14174. Yesterday (Sun. 10 April '22) a machete-wielding man injured a London copper. The assailant's photo and name haven't been issued. He's described as "very religious" and as having "mental health problems". A machete isn't the usual weapon of choice by a person with a name like Atkins, Davis or McTavish. Cover it up in the name of diversity.
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  14175. @Live Free's Tea rebrewed Is that you, Clem?
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  14176.  @brodem5597  Wokist Oscars in history and the first time there's a punch thrown on stage.
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  14177. @Live Free's Tea rebrewed There's black makeup on Mrs. Purchase's boobies and Toast's been playing Othello. I wonder if there's a connection.
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  14178. I refuse to fund a corporation which propagandises my ethnic replacement.
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  14179. Joe got confused between the UK and Ukraine. "Goddammit, those Ruskies killed Queen Liz?"
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  14180. It's OK, this new diverse government will sort out illegal immigration. Right? Right? Yeah all good.
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  14181. In Paris, the rape and murder of little girls is a means of ethnic cleansing. A bit like Rotherham and Telford.
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  14182. The BBC was invented in an era of passenger-carrying airships, steam trains and widespread tuberculosis. The BBC is an obsolete concept and should be closed.
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  14183. John has shaved off his moustache! He looks younger now!
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  14184.  @michaspringphul  10 May: The blitzkrieg commenced against Holland, Belgium and France. The RAF's light bombers (Blenheims, Battles) attacked tactical targets and suffered heavy casualties. The RAF's strategic bombers (Wellingtons etc.) were sent against Munchengladbach two nights later because it was a vital rail junction. Hitting this junction would strangle resupply. If the raid had been successful, the Wehrmacht offensive would've run out of vital supplies including fuel within days. Panzers in the Ardennes might've run out of fuel a week later, exactly as they did in December 1944.
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  14185. The present PM is a Liberal Democrat, anti-monarchist Europhile. Says it all.
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  14186. Archbishop Welby is a bit like Jesus. He's part-Jewish and wasn't sure who his real dad is. (Find Welby's Wiki page, see for yourself.)
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  14187. A good place to keep my back against the wall.
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  14188. As a Pastafarian, I ask you not to associate the noodly love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster with these limp-wristed fakes who like to wear dresses and enable MAP-predators to access children.
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  14189.  @voievod9260  I've distrusted the J-guy since He tried to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  14190.  @voievod9260  Accept the noodley love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He boiled for your sins. Live long and pasta.
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  14191. The people who complain about the adverse environmental effects will also claim climate change is caused by cow farts. It's safe to disregard the nutters.
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  14192. I've always disliked Le Pen and her deceased father, because the BBC and the entire mainstream media told me she was a far-right Nazi extremist. I've learned that the BBC and the entire mainstream media have been feeding me lies and misinformation for my entire life. I no longer believe their lies. I judge for myself. I wish Le Pen and her party every success. Allez France.
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  14193. Chamberlain giving the Sudetenland to Germany. What happened next?
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  14194. Nah, these numpties would only accept being eaten by vegetarian dinosaurs.
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  14195.  @alandyson3925  We need leadership, but instead we've got a vacuum.
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  14196.  @alandyson3925  Tommy tried and look what happened to him.
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  14197. My 5th birthday was the day JFK got his brains blown out. I asked for a plastic toy car, but I got a dead president instead. Sometimes parents don't listen.
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  14198. Knotweed?
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  14199.  @richarddavidjohn6803  THANKS! I'd never heard of the 25 Points before. I've just looked them up via Google and returned. Some of the points are very good. Others are a bit dodgy and open to interpretation. I'm surprised there's no mention of the right to wear smart black uniforms designed by Boss, with shiny boots and snazzy leather overcoats.
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  14200.  @flossielyn  Banning Trump from running for President, or banning the AfD in Germany, as a means of protecting democracy. And our overlords can't see they're doing anything wrong.
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  14201. James Bond needs to be a white British heterosexual male. If that offends people, they can f*ck off and watch drag-porn instead.
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  14202.  @ancietman  Or when Harry gets sick of Meg sh*tting in his bed.
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  14203.  @6581punk  Blair & Brown introduced the policies which are destroying us. We've had five toe rag Tories since them who've failed to push back. Do you wanna die from rectal cancer or stomach cancer? Same feckery, two labels.
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  14204. The office of Barnes Wallis is preserved at the RAF Museum in Hendon: His furniture, desk, drawing board etc. There is a small aerodynamic test model of this aircraft in the recreated office.
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  14205. Nah, I want Diane to become the next Labour leader. Can you imagine?
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  14206. I'm hoping the Ukraine war will provoke a nuclear war. The nuclear winter will counteract global warming. And we'll all glow in the dark, so we won't need lightbulbs.
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  14207. Unlike US and British supermarkets, there aren't big groups of black youths storming into the shops and looting.
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  14208. Possibly the greatest line from movie history: "What family doesn't have its ups and downs?" Not much of a line until you've heard it in context.
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  14209.  @None-y2f  Agreed. But we can't deport them after they've obtained citizenship. Maybe we should cease offering citizenship to invaders.
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  14210. All those poor black people being murdered by waycists at the Somme. Tut tut tut.
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  14211. RAF Scampton will shortly become a camp for fugees and filled with Triggers.
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  14212. Taking guns from good people only makes it easier for criminals to rob and kill them.
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  14213. I'm British. I want to buy a pet pig, but laws here in the UK prevent me from taking a pig for a walk. I used to have a big dog. I taught him to wear shades. He loved to put his head out of my car's window. I wish I could own a shades-wearing pet pig, who could watch people from my car window. Can you imagine?
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  14214.  @cstgraphpads2091  Thanks!
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  14215.  @Madonnalitta1  Charles knows this, which is why he's cosying-up to the Muslims. In the event of the UK becoming a caliphate, he wants to be on the side of the winners.
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  14216. I have no faith in the Church. I've never trusted Jesus since He tried to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  14217. HAPPY EASTER! Let's celebrate a man dying a horrible painful death! Yay!
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  14218. I want to see the alternative ending, where George goes on a murder-suicide killing spree.
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  14219.  @allanbarton-sy7wj  Here's one which I've borrowed and will often repeat. The Tory Party should just shut up and go away. They're stealing votes from Reform and securing a Labour victory.
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  14220. Big chunks of your comment are better than the information in the narration. Instead, the narration rehashes well-known stuff which is readily available elsewhere. The narration excludes the insight that Boulton Paul manufactured Hawker aircraft under licence during the 1930s, hence the resemblance to the Hurricane. No reference to Keith Park having been a Bristol Fighter ace in WW1.
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  14221.  @DC.409  I'm adding information which this video excluded. Keith Park's WW1 experience made him misjudge the Defiant's usefulness. The Defiant wouldn't have existed, if BP hadn't built biplanes for Hawkers. Another problem with the Defiant, excluded from the video, was its radio. The Defiant's radio was "first generation", and it couldn't interact with the radios fitted to the Spitfires and Hurricanes. Additional information like mine is relevant, and compensates for the inadequacies of the narration.
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  14222.  @DC.409  The Defiant is often regarded as a failure. I've explained how it came to be misused in 11 Group, instead of the northern groups. The turret fighter is often regarded as a poor concept. I've explained that fighters with a gunner in the back seat had previously been regarded as useful. Boulton & Paul is not a famous aviation company. I've explained that they had previously manufactured two-seat Hawkers for the RAF. If you regard this as irrelevant, so be it.
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  14223. I've been watching 'em fail for decades.
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  14224. I would like EVERY new building to have a south-facing wall or roof surface at about 35 degrees. The face will be future-friendly for solar panels or tiles.
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  14225.  @sharonwashington8150  Campbell did for Blair what Goebbels did for Hitler. Unlike Goebbels, Campbell lacks the decency and self-awareness to end himself.
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  14226.  @Johnny-sj9sj  Thanks moosh! We meet again like anonymous gays in a public toilet. But in a good way.
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  14227. Cobblers.
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  14228.  @JTV84  Sorry if this defines me as a fossil, but in my day, many teachers at our all-male school had done military service. Maybe national service. Maybe learning their maths whilst training to navigate bombers to Berlin and back. They knew how to come down hard on nasty fourth-formers. And when the kids were just being naughty pubescent males, being males.
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  14229. Put semi-literate barely-trained black people in charge of South Africa. Watch it crash and burn. Put semi-literate barely-trained pilots in airliners. What happens next?
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  14230. @lucette55 THANKS!
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  14231. Please tell - what happened? I'm a Family Guy fan myself.
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  14232.  @TheAngryTrapezoid  Monty Python lived and breathed half a century ago. Some people have never heard of Harry Enfield.
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  14233. That kind of thing is funny in "Family Guy", but not in real life.
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  14234. I am the world's most hated person. I am a white heterosexual male. I will be refused a job at the BBC on the basis of my sexuality and ethnicity. Persons of other backgrounds will be given a place at university, but I'll be excluded on account of my race. My children are raped and abused, and the police and the local authorities refuse to uphold the law because I'm white. My family is ethnically cleansed from my ancestral districts. Memorials to my ancestors are destroyed. History is rewritten to exclude the participation of my ancestors. History is rewritten so as to paint my extended family with racial guilt for crimes which didn't happen. Just wait a few years, until society collapses without me. And when that happens, they'll still blame me. Because I'm a white heterosexual male, and the most hated person on earth.
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  14235.  @mineduck3050  Insert a ball peen hammer anally and it'll do more than that!
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  14236.  @LucyOLastic  Why is he described as left wing if he's not?
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  14237. I refuse to fund a corporation which propagandises against sportsmen and women because they're too white.
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  14238.  @teresacastro1263  Nobody's disagreeing with you, Teresa.
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  14239. FUN FACT: You can't catch monkeypox unless you either - a.) Engage in sexual activity with an infected person, or - b.) Engage in sexual activity with an infected monkey. Are you worried? I'm not.
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  14240. Why doesn't that company just hire Shamima Begum? Same level of nonceness.
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  14241. Did Gnasher ever f*ck Minnie the Minx? Not yet...
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  14242.  @spacemonkey200  Perhaps they're too white and too heterosexual. Got to make space for black, Asian and lesbian women somehow.
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  14243. Guests at Keir Starmer's party could smell the tuna sandwiches but couldn't find them. Then Angela Rayner closed her legs and the scent went away.
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  14244. Cease giving attention to raving nutters. Raving nutters are like space-aliens in older Star Trek episodes. Those space-aliens fed on your thoughts of hatred and violence. Anti-Brexit narcissist nutters will give up if you starve them of attention.
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  14245.  @ulsterinfidel9897  No. The UK is colonised by Islam. Disgusting.
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  14246. Off-subject I know, but it's interesting that the Holodomor Genocide perpetrated by the Russians against Ukraine in the 1930s killed more people than the number of Jews killed by Hitler in his camps.
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  14247.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  DAMMIT! You see, that's why you're a writer with a brain the size of a planet, whereas I'm not! I'll go back and edit. Keep up the good work, Sir!
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  14248. Pig in a wig.
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  14249.  @personalcheeses8073  Says "4 replies" but yours is the only reply visible.
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  14250. You're absolutely correct. If somebody places an effigy of Guy Fawkes on a bonfire, that would be a hate crime. Same with showing a crucifix, with Jesus dying in agony. It's insane.
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  14251. D-Day in Europe was impossible in '42 and '43. PLUTO (pipeline under the ocean) hadn't been made, the Mulberry harbours were still on the drawing board, the Operation Fortitude North and Bodyguard deceptions had barely started. The Reich railway system was intact. The Germans could've moved divisions from east to west in a couple of weeks. The Luftwaffe remained potent and the Merlin-engined P47 wasn't yet in service. No invasion was possible until the U-boats in the Atlantic had been subdued. Or perhaps you've never heard of the raid on Dieppe.
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  14252.  @chaptermasterpedrokantor1623  Sorry, I'm still enraged after watching a TV documentary which made out that Churchill was wrong-wrong-wrong and we should've done D-Day in '42 or '43. I assumed you were spouting the same stuff.
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  14253. What happened to Fredo?
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  14254.  @cherfromtn8225  Agreed wholeheartedly.
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  14255.  @belstar1128  Other way around. The peoples of New Zealand and other Pacific islands had been fighting each other for millennia. The British arrived, did the same as the islanders were already doing and peace resulted.
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  14256.  @mrinfinitemonkeycage5668  It's unfair to blame the Brits for disease. The land is still there. Everybody shares it.
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  14257.  @thoroughlyrustled6186  That's like blaming Samuel Colt for the gang violence in Philly. It's not muskets which kill people. It's people who kill people.
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  14258.  @thoroughlyrustled6186  Be pleased it was the British who arrived, not the Ottomans or the Chinese or the Belgians.
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  14259. My Air Training Corps squadron (air cadets here in the UK) had a couple of keen lads, who plane-spotted (sorry AEROPLANE-spotted) at our local airport. One light twin went the wrong way along a taxi path and nearly hit them. They moved off and, 30 minutes later, were surprised to see Douglas Bader stumping up to them. He'd been the pilot of the light twin. He apologised profusely, called himself a forking idiot, said he should've forking-well known better, called himself stupid and hoped the two lads would accept his heartfelt apologies. That was typical of the man: Hard on others but even harder on himself. One of those lads went on to fly Tornados in the RAF. True story. His dad had a restaurant in my town. He kept a couple of photos of his son with his Tornado on the restaurant's wall. Bader was a serious hard-arse. As with General Patton, you need people like him in wartime. But I wouldn't want either of them as my dentist.
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  14260. It's funny when Stewie Griffin does it.
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  14261.  @johnnybaxter1953  Bonaparte was a narcissistic megalomaniac.
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  14262.  @RoberttAvro  Bonaparte fought for the Republic but made himself an emperor. He sold out his society for his own grandeur.
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  14263. Agreed. Most Asians don't want to buy soiled ladies' knickers from machines on the high street.
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  14264.  @garth8979  Good news if ever there's a famine in the UK: Foogees taste just like pork. And, being undocumented, nobody will know they've disappeared.
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  14265.  @jamesmorrow1646  Four fifths of those homicides are performed by persons of one demographic. But let's blame Whitey anyway.
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  14266.  @firesb7791  Ban guns = More murders by motor vehicles, as at Waukesha. Ban cars = More murders by knives.
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  14267.  @generalawareness101  ME TOO! There's telling, truthful statistic from the FBI, which tells who's doing the killing. Mentioning that gets my comment deleted every time.
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  14268.  @cassandraotroy6325  There are well-armed communities in the US where gun crime is disappearingly tiny. There are communities where gun crime is like living in a war zone. But hey - let's disarm decent folk so that the only people with guns are the criminals.
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  14269.  @generalawareness101  NO! My message remains visible to me, but it's got no Likes so I expect it's invisible to everybody else. Speaking the truth is banned. Please Like THIS message if you can see it.
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  14270.  @jeremiahsams2848  Thanks buddy. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now, technically speaking, we both be f*cked.
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  14271.  @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz  You are WELCOME to hammer the UK about the grooming gangs. Here in the UK, the mainstream media and the cops shut up about it for the sake of diversity. Don't allow us ethnic Brits to know we're being ethnically cleansed from our ancestral homeland. That would upset the plans of the new world order.
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  14272.  @thomaschellis8015  Agreed. Technically speaking, the UK is completely f*cked by the leftists and diversity. The fall of a civilisation.
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  14273.  @jamesmorrow1646  Exclude B - on - B crime and the US homicide rate is probably very similar to that of Australia. Got to be cautious about the phrasing here. Time and again my comments are made "invisible" to everyone except myself.
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  14274.  @thomaschellis8015  Here in the UK, I could get arrested for carrying a spoon.
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  14275. Or necks in nooses. I'll happily kick away the chair.
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  14276. YUP YERSELF AS WELL, 2-TONY!
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  14277. And proBrexit.
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  14278. I love finding your comment on all their videos.
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  14279. King John had more legitimacy as monarch than Rishi has as PM.
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  14280.  @Jack-fs2im  Funny how Starmer is absolutely useless, but he'll win the next general election because every other party has destroyed itself around him.
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  14281.  @johnbrereton5229  Wow. That's the kind of info I'd usually discover from Carl Benjamin.
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  14282.  @johnbrereton5229  Wotevs. We're Great, ain't we?
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  14283. I want Trump to establish his own social media company, equivalent to Facebook or YT. He'd have tens of millions of subscribers within a month and be in profit. Perhaps buy a small failing platform and invest heavily. Try deplatforming him then, bitches!
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  14284.  @laurenceBDontYaNo  Wot - arr yew a spelin Narzi and litrully Hilter? (But you're right.)
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  14285. Same here. Lapsed Christian but I respect the truth. Christians who support gays are like vegetarians who eat meat. Make your feckin mind up.
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  14286.  @bedandbreakfastman11  We can't be certain how much of the climate change is due to human activity. Until the early 18th century, the Thames would freeze at Westminster and the annual "frost fair" was held on the ice. During other eras, the UK's temperature was warmer than it is today. If climate change is real, blame China, not the UK's piffling little manufacturing industries.
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  14287.  @hayleylongster4698  Maybe farting dinosaurs caused climate change.
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  14288.  @clemobenoit5813  Politicians will lie and promise and lie but it makes no difference who you vote for. Labour, Conservative and the Lib Dems are all the fooking same.
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  14289.  @mel4856  Whatever the government (red or blue) or the opposition (red or blue) promise you, they're all liars. But don't call them two faced. They've got far more faces than just two.
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  14290.  @jeremeymcdude  His vehicle design abilities... do you mean the electric car? One of the funniest episodes ever.
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  14291. Trouble is: "Liberal" can mean all things to all people.
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  14292.  @andym9571  Trevor Howard bore a startling resemblance to the real Keith Park. Fascinating life story, read it on Wiki. The depiction of Park in the movie is accurate. Park flew his Hurricane to pay unexpected visits to his squadrons in his prewar white flying overalls. Always concerned about the health and morale of his crews, because he'd seen so much death in the Great War. Park started as a private soldier in Gallipoli. He was promoted in the field and became an ace on Bristol Fighters.
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  14293. A cult TV show about the torture, rape and murder of a schoolgirl. Distasteful to go there. A dangerous influence on sick minds. No. Thank. You.
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  14294.  @paulinepalmer2085  Israel is a multicultural society with diverse faiths. How's that going?
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  14295. Same as Heath, Callahan and every PM since has done.
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  14296. Seth Macfarlane makes cartoons with cursing and boning and I love his work! "I was going to bone my girlfriend, but then she saw Santa Inc and she said there was just no way".
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  14297. British princes shouldn't marry American divorcees.
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  14298.  @angr3819  Please edit your reply. "Early 29th century"... What? Also the best replies are short and funny. Like Sadiq Khan's pen 15.
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  14299.  @heathercooper6043  Nah. Idris Elba as Rosa Parks. Otherwise you're a transphobe.
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  14300. Here's a good idea to stop illegal migration. Let's dig a huge trench around the UK and fill it with water. That'll stop illegal immigration. Right? Right? Oh I forgot...
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  14301. In the tower? Are you a Viking?
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  14302.  @johnpusztay  Is that near Quahog? I'm frightened of going there in case a giant chicken beats me up.
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  14303. The Left claim 99% of the population is far right. Yeah. Diane did the maths.
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  14304. YEP
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  14305. Joe and the dog are alike. Both of them sniff kids. Neither can read a teleprompt.
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  14306. True. A sensible observation.
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  14307.  @weekendmom  Please repeat the analogy widely. No copyright. More people need to see it.
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  14308.  @streetlegalone  The BBC has exposed itself.
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  14309. Cancel culture is a far right conspiracy theory and DOES NOT EXIST. And anybody who claims otherwise will be cancelled. Let's protect free speech by silencing people. Yeah. Yeah.
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  14310. Sky Australia does the stories which the British media won't touch.
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  14311.  @hooligan9794  I disagree, but I respect your right to make your comment.
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  14312.  @hooligan9794  Thanks. You're welcome to say you don't deserve thanks, but I would decline to agree with you.
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  14313.  @Wahgwarn  I'm curious. I've never heard of the "Babycham effect". Please educate me.
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  14314. George Orwell predicted that the future might comprise a boot grinding into a human face forever. But it's OK, 'cos it's a glittery rainbow boot worn by a nonce pervert.
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  14315. The easiest way to bomb America would be with a captured allied bomber. Take a B24, the Germans had several. Paint it with black crosses. Fit extra fuel tanks. Delete some unnecessary armour and guns. Shorten the range by flying from Norway. Bish bash bosh done. But instead, the Nazis preferred a hugely expensive project with phenomenal technical difficulties, which required years of research but had to be ready next week.
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  14316.  @ianl1052  The C of E will shortly rewrite the New Testament. It's got a horrific story about a bloke who's whipped, nailed to a cross and dies in agony. This is dangerous because it encourages children to perform copycat crucifixions in playgrounds. Needs a rewrite with Jesus, Pilate, the Pharisees, some black and female and transgender disciples all sitting in a circle and giving each other back-rubs. They resolve their differences peacefully, and decide to live in a polyamorous vegan community where they manufacture hemp prayer mats for the Muslim community. That's a better story, right? Coming soon from the C of E...
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  14317.  @dudeistpreist5721  I'm surprised Harry can even walk He carries SO MUCH anally-retained emotional baggage.
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  14318. This white supremacist wearing a MAGA hat got his just deserts.
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  14319.  accelerationquanta5816  Who he?
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  14320.  @pw601  River Tiber (Thames) foaming with much blood.
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  14321. @JohnSmmiitth As a former activist who spent 29 years helping the Tories, I wish we actually had a conservative party instead of those fekin useless self-righteous bra stewards (cre4t1ve 5pelling).
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  14322.  @ant7936  Please explain your earlier comment in detail.
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  14323.  @ant7936  Thanks, Ant. Goering also discussed this with his Luftwaffe and came to the same conclusion. It's pointless to kill a man in his parachute, who will shortly become your prisoner. The enemy will undoubtedly adopt the same policy, so it's self-defeating. Unfortunately, giving detailed responses to trolls like Olaf Red just emboldens them.
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  14324.  @georgehetty7857  Agreed. I regret that offering sensible responses to trolls just makes them hungrier.
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  14325.  @ant7936  Churchill didn't encourage Poland to go to war with Germany. That's moronic, and he wasn't called back as First Sea Lord until after the invasion. Churchill didn't "betray" Poland once the shooting started. There was f*ck all the Brits or the French could do in '39, except impose a blockade. The UK didn't attempt to invade Denmark. That's complete invention. Number 9 about Finland is stooooopid beyond comprehension. Churchill didn't "order" the bombing of civilians. It was the only bombing tactic which actually worked and was evolved by Bomber Command without Churchill's intervention. I could continue, but the list of Churchill's alleged crimes is barmy. I'm reminded of the episode of Father Ted, where a singer accuses the Catholic Church of causing the potato famine by closing all the potato factories.
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  14326.  @georgehetty7857  No, Hitler wanted Norway for its resources and the Kriegsmarine demanded Norway as a means of confronting British naval power and relieving any blockade. Also, Hitler was wary of Stalin's intentions after the USSR had invaded Finland.
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  14327.  @ant7936  You have selected your sources unwisely.
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  14328.  @ant7936  Thankyou, friend. Please tell me: Which of the listed items are truthful?
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  14329.  @georgehetty7857  That rat Toast is on TV again shortly this evening, so I'll need to be quick or I'll miss him. You're right about the contentiousness, but Hitler wanted Norway and Denmark anyway. I regret we're feeding the trolls by discussing this in any way.
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  14330.  @ant7936  I can't be bothered to reply to the whole lot, so I'll just content myself with Number One. It's alleged that Churchill rejected every peace overture from 1933 until the end of the war. Churchill was a disliked backbencher until September 1939, and didn't become PM until May '40. So he was in no position to reject or accept anything. And nobody except an ignoramus would believe otherwise. The British and French governments did indeed give Hitler everything he wanted during the thirties, including the Rhineland and Czechoslovakia. Hitler was an untrustworthy liar, as his ally Stalin discovered. I am unaware of "peace overtures" being offered to the UK during the war itself. There is so much wrong with Olaf's entire list, it's just crap from beginning to end.
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  14331.  @MelbaOzzie  You haven't got a f*cking clue. Do you even know who Dowding was?
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  14332.  @ant7936  Please tell me what's true in the list.
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  14333.  @MelbaOzzie  You're delusional.
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  14334.  @georgehetty7857  I regard it as a success when trolls spend 30 minutes typing a reply which nobody will ever read. Some of the comments made by Olaf and Ant are moronic beyond redemption.
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  14335.  @MelbaOzzie  Your references to Dowding demonstrate that you possess insufficient knowledge to discuss this subject. You'd be wise to restrict yourself to commenting on subjects which you know something about. You're making a fool of yourself and you don't know it. You're out of your depth..
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  14336.  @georgehetty7857  You're smarter than the average bare. (Joke.)
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  14337.  @georgehetty7857  Hahaha! Earlier today I read the Wiki biography about Dowding, and learned stuff I didn't know before.
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  14338.  @MelbaOzzie  I can't be bothered to give detailed replies to every stupid statement. If somebody blames Dowding for carpet bombing, they clearly know f*ck all. If somebody claimed Horatio Nelson fought Napoleon at the Battle of Balaclava, I'd immediately sense the guy is inventing crap and disregard his whole narrative.
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  14339.  @MelbaOzzie  11 - Russian refugees - what the f*ck are you twaddling on about/ There were ZERO Russian refugees in Dresden. Any Russians in Dresden would've been shot on sight.
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  14340.  @MelbaOzzie  12 - Churchill had been replaced by Attlee before this happened.
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  14341.  @MelbaOzzie  2 - Churchill was a back bencher during those years.
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  14342.  @MelbaOzzie  8 - No. It was policy to attack ALL vessels and aircraft, regardless.
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  14343.  @MelbaOzzie  10 - No. The tactic was evolved by the RAF. The USAAF imagined they could do better, but their tactic failed so they too reverted to area bombing. Same with the USAAF over Japan. Area bombing is the only tactic which actually worked.
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  14344.  @MelbaOzzie  3 - Zero "betrayal". If Poland had been betrayed, there would've been no war. As it was, the UK committed itself to a bankrupting war which lasted five and a half years. There was zero which the UK and France could do in '39 except impose a blockade. Churchill didn't become PM until May 1940.
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  14345.  @MelbaOzzie  If you actually knew anything about the subject, you'd be embarrassed by the drivel you're spouting.
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  14346.  @georgehetty7857  Hey George - I'm sorry, I'm weak-willed, I've been feeding the troll again. Please see the latest exchange of comments.
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  14347.  @georgehetty7857  Thanks. Any minute now, we'll have someone claiming Churchill was black, the same as Abe Lincoln and Anne Boleyn.
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  14348. Somebody left a reply earlier, which I can't find. YouTube decided it's dangerous and has made it invisible.
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  14349. Keir Starmer doesn't know whether Naomi Klein is a woman. She's white. So let's cancel her anyway.
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  14350. Just take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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  14351. As a Brit in the UK, I feel the same way.
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  14352.  @CertifiedForkLiftOperator69420  Yes but diversity makes us stronger, right? Possessing testicles is a disadvantage in today's military.
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  14353. Carrie demanded a fast erection but Boris misheard her..
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  14354. I read your first word as "ejaculate", and became confused about the meaning of your comment.
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  14355.  @mk-tu3gv  I wanna see the video.
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  14356. I would die to protect my dog. I would also kill to protect my dog.
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  14357. I did the book for O-levels. I also recommend the Julie Christie - Terence Stamp movie. Then find the 1960s hit record, "Waterloo Sunset". A line about Terence and Julie, returning via Waterloo for the weekend after filming in Dorset.
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  14358. Definitely bblaacckk and tanned.
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  14359.  @krugerfuchs  O'Bama must be Irish because he's both black and tanned.
    1
  14360. As a Brit on the south coast - The bloke undoubtedly blames Trump and slavery's legacy.
    1
  14361. Clap for the NHS? No.
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  14362. I'd happily vote "Styx for POTUS".
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  14363.  @chathamdogend4461  The J community's influence in the media, politics and judiciary greatly exceeds their numbers. If the J community recognises their danger, we might finally be able to clamp down on illegal foogees and get some deportations.
    1
  14364. Hey Ed if you're reading this: Please consider a video about the Westland Hill Pterodactyl, the swept-wing tailless aircraft used by the RAF in the 1930s. The swept wing tailless concept was widely trialled in the thirties. Swept wing tailless gliders were used in Germany, sometimes with a rocket in the tail to get them airborne. Hence the Me 163.
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  14365. You might also choose to reference the swept wing tailless Dunne biplane of 1911.
    1
  14366. I thought Homer drinks Duf, not Bud Light.
    1
  14367.  @mossychops  I'm still hoping for a Free Julian Assange.
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  14368.  @garyowen4112  I think he offered franchises. Not every franchisee is talented or keeps an eye on the pennies.
    1
  14369. @Arthur Daley Hey Arthur - you're a little dodgy maybe, but underneath, you're alright.
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  14370.  @kenclark9743  Funny to see a comment about the NHS from Ken Clark. Back in the day, Ken Clarke was the minister for the NHS. In those days I was a Tory activist. Ken was a damned good bloke. Poles apart from us on matters like Brexit, but a good man.
    1
  14371.  @honieebean  Somebody told him it was another derailment in East Palestine.
    1
  14372. HEY DAVID IF YOU'RE READING THIS - Please make a video about how the Royal Navy smashed the worldwide slave trade, during the early and mid 19th century. An interesting counterpoint to the usual "whitey oppressed me" rhetoric.
    1
  14373. The Conservatives will definitely lose the next general election.
    1
  14374.  @reekinronald6776  No. It was socialist. Hence all the oppression and the collapsed economy.
    1
  14375.  @jimjones-bk2is  The idea that EVERY country run by a nationalist party is oppressive is false. Unless that party is national socialist.
    1
  14376. I'm not white. My skin is pink, my lips are red, my eyes are blue, my teeth are yellow and the knob on the tip of my willy is purple. Don't call me white - I'm not albino!
    1
  14377. Demonstrates how Plaid Cymru and Labour policies are killing their economy. If socialists understood economics, they wouldn't be socialists.
    1
  14378. Terrifying to whom? For the aircrew, the 163 Komet was lots more terrifying.
    1
  14379. According to the last census, less than 50% of London's electorate are native British. Which means more than 50% would condemn Lee. Ain't democracy great.
    1
  14380. I'm curious about the identity of the muggers who targeted a young weight woman with a pram and a tiny child, who'd be afraid and couldn't fight back.
    1
  14381.  @nigelfarage69  Hey Nigel - A fellow Brit here. Embarrassing when Joe met Rishi. Joe said "How!" to Rishi, and wanted to sit in a wigwam and smoke a peace pipe. Joe only wanted to visit Ireland in order to find the ancestral home of the O'Bamas. The Irish O'Bamas were black and tanned. They left Ireland because of the potato famine.
    1
  14382.  @daskalman  As a Brit myself - you're correct. Same in most western countries.
    1
  14383.  @jimc.goodfellas  I recommend "Towed in a Hole" and "The Music Box".
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  14384. @@flappyKonk We have sleepwalked into dictatorship. But it's so subtle, most of us don't realise it's happened. Democracy is a sham.
    1
  14385. FUN FACT: Welby would describe you as a far-right proto-terrorist hate-mongering extremist for expressing that opinion. Wow.. (EDIT - Can anyone see this? I'm often shadow-banned.)
    1
  14386. Every time a bell rings...
    1
  14387. Hell of a job to get a handle on these names. I recall "Not the Nine O'Clock News" from about 40 years ago. A sketch dealing with the counter-revolutionary "Gang of Four". The sketch's humour was that westerners couldn't understand who was whom 'cos their names were so difficult.
    1
  14388.  @Carandini  YES I REMEMBER!
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  14389.  @ekscalybur  Nah don't worry, the asteroid will get us first.
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  14390. Trouble is: Cancelling these tw4ts might make them angrier and vengeful.
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  14391. Name of attacker?
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  14392. I always prefer the sister to the brother.
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  14393.  @colinr0380  Sometimes our comments are better than the video.
    1
  14394. Bless her!
    1
  14395. I envy you! I assume you're a bronzed muscular god with corks hanging from your hat and a tinny on ice. Have a great day, Aussie pal. (From the future Islamic Republic of Britainistan.)
    1
  14396. "I hear you're a racist now, Rene Artois".
    1
  14397. Oh that'll work, right? WHO THE FECK INVENTS THESE FECKIN POLICIES?
    1
  14398. Moderate Muslims resemble moderate paedophiles.
    1
  14399. Scattered pieces.
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  14400. Interesting that the BBC has turned off comments on its own video on YouTube.
    1
  14401.  @kvj1989  I'm sorry, I don't know what "andros" means.
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  14402. This series was mediocre because I didn't have enough scenes.
    1
  14403.  @georgemorrison9280  In the drawing room.
    1
  14404.  @johngreenhorn8853  That's how paedos work their magic. Sometimes blindfolded cows, other times with free ice cream. If you'd been a paraplegic child in Stoke Mandeville Hospital, Sir Jimmy would've gladly visited you at 3am so as to check your pulse my massaging your groin.
    1
  14405.  @vincentrusso4332  Nah, you guys have got the 2nd amendment. You've got the tools and I wish you good fortune.
    1
  14406.  @dannythegreat453  "Upended". Is that some kind of homoerotic act?
    1
  14407. It's a JOKE! What are you gonna do - behead me?
    1
  14408. Our electoral system is unfit for purpose.
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  14409. Be careful! Criticism of Lori is racist and homophobic. You could be arrested for hate crime.
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  14410.  @SweatyFatGuy  Surely you don't mean that. (Wait for it...)
    1
  14411.  Peter Bread  Yep.
    1
  14412. THIS IS NOTHING NEW!
    1
  14413. Germans were master craftsmen. History demonstrates the British and the Americans were better. Goering declared that after the war, he'd buy himself a British radio, just to get himself something which worked properly.
    1
  14414.  @keithmarshall8796  THANKS FOR CORRECTING ME! I will edit my comment.
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  14415.  @orpheus5995  The Army will soon comprise nobody except gays and pacifists. The enemy will be delighted.
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  14416.  @Therworldtube  It's from a right-leaning political magazine which I read in the 1990s. At that time I was a Tory activist. I think I've still got the magazine but it might take me two hours to find it. No promises, I'll try to find it. Verification and source are important, otherwise it's just a great gag.
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  14417. FIRST! 'Cos i've got systemic white privilege. CNN told me so.
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  14418.  @pickeljarsforhillary102  Hahahahaha!
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  14419. Humphry Bogart was great in "Treasure of the Sierra Madre".
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  14420. Keef Fluffabout has said some very based things about Sadiq Khan. If Sadiq Khan sues YOU for £41,000,000, Andrew, tell his barrister you've never met Keef. But you suspect Keef's REAL name might be Alex Belfield.
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  14421. No no no no no, being overrun by Sudanese Steve and Mogadishu Mike is all part of the deliberate plan.
    1
  14422. The dog belonged to Norman Scott, who was Jeremy Thorpe's gay lover. Scott testified in court that being f*cked up the ass by Thorpe was very painful. He'd bite his pillow to stop himself from screaming and waking Thorpe's mother in the next bedroom. I feel the same way about Boris's f*cking lockdowns.
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  14423. This hurricane was caused by global warming. 20,000 years ago, sea levels were 120 metres (nearly 400 feet) lower than today. The great barrier reef was on dry land. The North Sea was an open prairie. Global warming was caused by farting mammoths and aurochs and we're still paying the price.
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  14424. If our votes made a difference, the ba*tar*s wouldn't let us do it.
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  14425. It's even funnier in Scotland. The leaders of both the SNP and the Scottish Labour Party are both Muslims. Yay diversity.
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  14426. You're FIRST 'cos you used your weight privilege (creative spelling).
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  14427. WOKE MAKES YOU FREE. Nuffin to eat except bugs. All your possessions taken from you. Comply with our narrative in the name of free speech. Accept experimental life-endangering vaccinations or lose your job. Ethnic cleansing 'cos you're not diverse. Yay for wokeness.
    1
  14428. Jesus - a long-haired Jew wearing a dress? No thanks.
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  14429.  @LukeLovesRose  I've never trusted Jesus since he tried to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  14430.  @onyx7273  Are you referring to my Lois Griffin comment, my democracy comment or my Jew in a dress comment?
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  14431.  @onyx7273  THANKS! Many of my comments are made invisible by YouTube. I don't know which words or phrases get my comments made invisible. One comment referred to the J-person as a Jewish fella in a dress. Another referred to the "Family Guy" episode where the J-guy tried to seduce Peter's wife.
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  14432.  @noskalborg723  I'd like to reply to your comment, but YouTube might hide it.
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  14433.  @noskalborg723  "You will speak nothing and be happy".
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  14434.  @noskalborg723  More Christlike - let 'em nail you to a cross.
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  14435. Thanks for your wise comment.
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  14436.  @ricky4673  J S is making a joke, like "I wish we had a Tory government with an 80 seat majority, 'cos they'd stop the migrants". I myself believe the UK should dig a huge ditch around the country and fill it with sea water. That'd stop illegal migrants, right?
    1
  14437. This video reveals why TV's Top Gear has failed. James May discussing bacon sandwiches on YouTube is more entertaining. Yes, this discussion of the new Tesla is informative but it's boring.
    1
  14438. I am British. Our governments hate us.
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  14439.  freebeerfordworkers  True. And that explains why so many Brits preferred to head to the wilds of north America, Australia and other distant lands. At least they had a chance there.
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  14440.  @matthewq4b  Your comment is needlessly offensive. Zahawi was fined £1,000,000, so he must've done something illegal. Rishi did indeed operate within the confines of the law, but that's not ethical. Chancellors and PMs are supposed to crack down on crafty tax dodges, not leave them in situ for their own abuse.
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  14441. Rishi Sunak, James Cleverly (foreign secretary) and Suella Braverman (home secretary) couldn't give a damn about huite people.
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  14442. The police are like the RAF, who'll reject white recruits unless they're gay.
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  14443. Of course Biden has supporters. Who do you think helps him put on his trousers in the morning?
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  14444. I want Jezza, Hamster and the Captain to be hired to break the BBC into its component parts and sell it off. They understand broadcasting and they have an axe to grind. Nobody's more likely to put the BBC upside-down, in a ditch and on fire.
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  14445. Plus Westworld.
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  14446. Thanks, good buddy and cousin. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're watching the collapse of western civilisation. Dreadful.
    1
  14447. In what way is Rishi a Conservative?
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  14448.  @trulyexorcise2918  Muslim cities making unilateral declarations of independence.
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  14449.  @justynjonn  "Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament". All the rage during the 1980s.
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  14450.  @HGCUPCAKES  Makes sense.
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  14451.  @johnstarr2326  Your explanation is plausible and might be correct. I assume Harry must have proof-read the manuscript before it went to publication. The responsibility for Harry's bragging - whether truthful or a lie - remains his own. As a result, royal protection officers might be murdered when the bullets start flying.
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  14452.  @johnstarr2326  Any person who's served is a better man than me. Except for Harry, that is. We know Harry's lying because his lips move.
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  14453.  @johnstarr2326  Maybe Harry only killed the Taliban on War Thunder. I no longer care if vengeful Muslims hunt down Harry and attack him. My concern is for the protection officers who must stand in front of the bullets. Gallant men might die because of Harry's nasty boasting.
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  14454.  @johnstarr2326  True, and I wish you well. Harry wants to become the new Salman Rushdie. I pity anyone who's supposed to guard him.
    1
  14455. Your comment is an expression of hate. Expect to be banned in three, two, one...
    1
  14456. I misread the title as "Dating Mark Collett". I thought it was a late night Channel 4 TV show, with Mr. Collett standing naked and being ogled by some fat bird with piercings.
    1
  14457. Good to see you again, Georgie Baby! I've missed you!
    1
  14458. We need Quahog's Fat Guy Strangler.
    1
  14459.  @davidparker9676  "Retreat is only a temporary solution". Too damned true. One day the indigenous people of these islands will stand for the ashes of our fathers and the temples of our gods. Then it will all kick off. I wonder whether the police will side with the invaders or the indigenous people.
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  14460.  @qetoun  I prefer the old-school Labourites to the limp-wristed vegetarian WEF puppets.
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  14461. Labour will win the next GE. Not because they'll get lots of votes, but because Tory voters will stay at home.
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  14462. Yes.
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  14463. Interesting to watch the Biden interview. Biden was definitely more lucid at that time than he is today.
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  14464. TRUMP SUPPORTERS TO LEFTY: "I'm gonna f*ck you up". LEFTIE TO TRUMP SUPPORTER: "Your place or mine?" TRUMP SUPPORTER TO LEFTY: "Dear God no. No no no. I didn't mean like that. No no nooo..."
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  14465. To deter illegal migrants, the UK should excavate a massive trench all around the UK and fill it with sea water. Oh I forgot...
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  14466. Diane associates the whip with waycism and slavery.
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  14467.  @JOEFABULOUS.  Unlike you, I'm not dead. Or hungry.
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  14468.  @two_tier_gary_rumain  Sometimes I'm suspended for 24 hours. Sometimes I've been deleted altogether. Ray Purchase is my THIRD identity here. I've received a warning for using an offensive word beginning with "b" which means a female dog. On a video about dogs.
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  14469.  @two_tier_gary_rumain  Agreed.
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  14470. I suspect you were indeed first. Arbane used his white privilege to pretend HE was first. Lenny Henry told me so.
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  14471. I read "incompetence" as "incontinence". Which probably applies as well.
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  14472.  @soakupthesunman  Makes sense.
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  14473. Goodbye to bad rubbish.
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  14474. Or avoiding offending the peaceful religion of rapists in Telford and Rotherham.
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  14475. Who the fo0o0k is actually running the country whilst Joe's getting his poopy pants changed?
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  14476.  @steveturner6770  The cabinet puts fugees in multistar hotels. Lineker claims these are exactly like concentration camps. He heard cabinet members talking about ein volk, ein reich, ein fuhrer. In German.
    1
  14477.  @steveturner6770  Carrie claimed the language being used resembled that of Nazi Germany. The cabinet says something about the need to only accept genuine fugees, not economic migrants. Carrie claims this sounded like "Arbeit macht frei". Obviously I exaggerate for comic effect, but not by much.
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  14478.  @steveturner6770  Please explain in greater detail.
    1
  14479. Leftist women are always ugly. But rt wing women are HOT!
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  14480.  @sean5558  Dr. Silberman walked past him a minute earlier.
    1
  14481. Confusing for the BBC with its Indian-born Muslim chairman. They don't know how to report this. The BBC prefers to blame antisemitism on Brexit supporters.
    1
  14482. It's almost as if taking a stranger's cock up one's bottom, or sucking a stranger's willy in a public toilet, might have unexpected consequences. EDIT - Can anyone see my comment? Skynet often censors me.
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  14483.  @abazely2743  Unfettered altruism = national suicide.
    1
  14484.  @AndiHesk  Please re-use it yourself.
    1
  14485. Most of us Brits don't speak like Stewie Griffin. Most Americans don't speak like Yosemite Sam.
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  14486. The BBC wouldn't make Monty Python today. Commissioning a bunch of white blokes from the UK's best universities would be sexist, weighsist and classist. Go away and don't come back until three of you are blick and four of you are women. Not enough gays either, cos in the 60s, Colin Chapman being gay was private and nothin' to do with an employer. The Pythons would be funnier that way, right?
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  14487. Ms. Swift dated Chris Griffin. Do a YT search, see for yourself.
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  14488.  @ericwilliams2317  Sometimes lefties report my comments as hate speech or similar. They're NEVER hate speech, but the algorithms remember my spelling and phrases and automatically delete any comment which is similar. I can't leave any comments about the pervy bloke who offed himself in a US prison cell unless I adopt creative respelling. I can't mention the special tube which carries g4s under the H2o from Rush ya to Germany without it getting automatically deleted. My comment about Humza, Brexit and wight people isn't hate speech. It's a funny and pointed remark which shows the SNP leader's waycist bias. But people who dislike the comment will report it anyway.
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  14489.  @todaythebirds  Haha!
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  14490.  @Crispifordthe3rd515  Agreed Disney might cast Meryl Streep as Napoleon. But offer the role to Whoopie first.
    1
  14491. Imagine if Meghan hadn't married Harry. The only work for a washed-up middle-aged actress might be making videos for PH. With titles like "Meg the MILF does 3 BBC". 3 BBC isn't the broadcaster.
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  14492. If girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice, why do their privates always smell like a can of tuna?
    1
  14493. The average age of covid death was 82. 92% of persons dying with covid already had a pre-existing life-threatening condition such as cancer. Covid tipped some very elderly or frail people over the edge. Their lives ended a few weeks earlier, same as would've happened with seasonal flu. Blaming their deaths on covid is a lie.
    1
  14494.  @georgehetty7857  Better than that ham actor. You know who.
    1
  14495.  harry flashman  Clem calls me that all the time.
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  14496. Rashid Snook (that's what Joe Brandon called him) created the economic crisis. So we can trust him to fix it. Right?@ Right? Let that sink in.
    1
  14497.  @skymanifest8339  You mean Matt Berry, the character played by the actor Stephen Toast? I never liked him. He's too friendly with Mrs. Purchase.
    1
  14498. Can I put a sign on a shop stating, "WHITES ONLY"? I hope not.
    1
  14499. I'm British. I demand reparations from modern Italy, 'cos of their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia. Ancient British Druid Lives matter. Gimme munny n reparashuns n sneakers n sheet.
    1
  14500.  @ShanghaiRooster  Jezza, Hamster and the captain should be hired to break the BBC into its component parts and sell it off. They understand broadcasting and have an axe to grind. There's no better way to put the BBC upside-down, on fire and in a ditch.
    1
  14501.  @MDM1992  Leaving your justified comment could result in coppers kicking in your door and arresting you in three, two, one...
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  14502. We've already got communist MPs in the Tory, Labour, Lib-Dem parties and the civil service. But, being liars, they outwardly-identify as something else.
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  14503. No different from most sitting MPs.
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  14504. The LBGTQ+ activists should defend Ukraine's borders, via the medium of interpretive dance.
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  14505. I refuse to fund a broadcaster which encourages my ethnic extinction.
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  14506.  @evolassunglasses4673  Funny how leftists complain about inherited wealth and privilege. Yet many leftist MPs had wealthy parents or a dad who was an MP.
    1
  14507. @ablpisitpoppycock The entire British establishment is rotten to the core.
    1
  14508. A GOOD CURE FOR TOGGLE-TUGGING: Look at Diane Abbott.
    1
  14509. I recommend the channel, Police Abusing Powers". The bloke issues two or three videos EVERY DAY about bent coppers who've been sacked or imprisoned for theft, touching little boys or downloading kiddyporn.
    1
  14510.  @garylovell6017  True, the licence fee isn't actually compulsory unless you watch broadcast TV, but doing so without a licence is a crime. Imagine if it was a criminal offence to eat crisps without a £160 licence. Your £160 supports the cost of a crisp corporation which creates crisps which smell like Lineker's urine.
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  14511.  @johnthecloud  The Daily Express, The Guardian and Sky News are WELCOME to employ any gob- she- ite they want 'cos I don't pay for it. But I demand impartiality from the BBC.
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  14512.  @garylovell6017  EXCELLENT! DEFUND THE FORK ERS!
    1
  14513.  @johnthecloud  It's funny how you're easily triggered.
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  14514. Radical and moderate Muslims resemble radical and moderate paedophiles. (EDIT - Can anyone see this comment? I suspect the algorithms have made it invisible.)
    1
  14515. Alastair Campbell, the Number Ten Press Secretary who told the lies for Tony Blair. Iraq has weapons of mass destruction. It's good to sell the UK's gold when it's at its lowest value. Alastair Campbell, the liar who was so skilled, lying politicians hired him to tell even better lies on their behalf.
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  14516. My favourite war. When Georgian Britain attained dominance.
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  14517. You can spot a vegan in a crowd from a distance. He/she is the one who looks pale and ill.
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  14518. I'll start believing YouGov when they confirm what the British think about immigration and the dinghy divers. No statistics issued by YouGov about that? Yeah, that's what I thought.
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  14519. I'd rather die than live in fear. F*ck the virus. If it comes near me, I'll give it a head-butt. It's a good day to die.
    1
  14520. I've never trusted the Chinese since Peter Griffin's shirt was stolen.
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  14521.  @yolandascholten2012  A prison cell awaits Tucker alongside Julian Assange. "Are you here for telling the truth as well?"
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  14522.  @no-one-787  Your knowledge is greater than mine. Thankyou for the correction. It's nice to receive a polite correction like yours. Maybe you appreciate my thankyou. How very Lotus Eaters. How very un-YouTube.
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  14523.  @brightblackgrouse6236  Agreed. Let's talk about the honey trap, to film politicians and princes f*cking juveniles and then threaten them with exposure. Then the FBI discovered the plot, closed it down and Epstein killed himself to prevent the details from being revealed.
    1
  14524. The entire British establishment is rotten to the core.
    1
  14525. Agreed. What the fook was the editor doing?
    1
  14526. These haters don't just deface or destroy the statues of the UK's heroes. They're also defacing the Cenotaph in Whitehall. These evil b*stards intend to destroy every part of British culture and heritage.
    1
  14527. Jezza would be the greatest prime minister... "IN THE WORLD". (Hear the quotation in Jezza's voice.)
    1
  14528. Money laundering. China uses a middleman to buy Hunter's art at £500,000 per painting.
    1
  14529. I wish Musk had bought Jaguar instead of Twitter.
    1
  14530. Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is old and frail. But she could still beat the crap out of Biden in a fist fight.
    1
  14531.  @derekcooper1831  Definitely. Leaning on a lamp post.
    1
  14532.  @Turkoman969  Pink Floyd's track "Breathe".
    1
  14533.  @unncommonsense  Meghan is so horrible, not even Jeffrey Epstein would've fo0ked her.
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  14534.  @DudeSilad  Thanks! I'll keep a look out.
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  14535. There has been no greater confiscation of land from the English people since Duke William seized the lands from the English earls and commoners.
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  14536. Anyone who buys a licence is funding the propaganda for their own extinction.
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  14537. Jussie says a white skinhead wearing a MAGA hat put it there.
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  14538. Arresting illegal migrants would be waycist innit right?
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  14539. REMINDER: Julian Assange rots in prison as you read this. His only crime: Exposing criminals in high office. There are cells reserved for both Andrew Bridgen and Dr. John. "Are you in here for telling the truth as well?"
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  14540. Why bother? I'm waiting for the asteroid and I don't care any more. I feel sorry for the elephants and the dolphins, but humanity can go f*ck itself.
    1
  14541. If BLM, cease killing each other.
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  14542. The BBC avoids mentioning that this was a terrorist attack by a black racist.
    1
  14543.  @oldskoolordie  Here's why having "devolved powers" doesn't work in Scotland's interests. The SNP doesn't want devolved powers. It demands full independence. That's why Scotland is completely fooked up. The SNP can't demand independence unless devolution has already failed.
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  14544.  @williwonkah.9242  Despite oil and whisky, the Scottish economy cannot survive without English handouts.
    1
  14545.  @williwonkah.9242  It's BRITISH oil and gas (apart from the Norwegian bits), not Scottish. If Scotland was independent in the 1970s and said, "It's OUR oil", the French would've moved in with their navy. Not a lot the Scots could've done about it, not having their own navy. Which is British.
    1
  14546.  @williwonkah.9242  The English and Scots knocked seven shades of sh!te out of each other for a thousand years. The Scots still call the English "Sassenachs", a corruption of the word "Saxon". Eventually England won. A thousand years later, the Scots need to get over it. We're stronger together, end of.
    1
  14547.  @williwonkah.9242  Thankyou for your kind and generous reply. That's very un-YouTube.
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  14548.  @iTHINKnothing1234  I thought the meaning of life was 42. Zaphod Beeblebrox told me so.
    1
  14549.  @billynomates920  SAD FACT: With our first past the post electoral system, Reform could get a third of the national vote but not one single seat.
    1
  14550. Islam is like the Borg. Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Accept assimilation or be destroyed. They even worship at a big black cube.
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  14551.  jhonfrancisz1991  fanks, jon
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  14552.  @davidcoolomfg8129  Is that you, Clem?
    1
  14553.  @sicksquid3258  Repeat widely. No copyright.
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  14554. I don't want the BBC to apologise. I want the BBC torn to pieces, thrown on a fire and dumped in a waste pit.
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  14555. After the Tories have won lots of votes, I wonder how much of this - IF ANYTHING AT ALL - will actually be enacted.
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  14556.  @AnthonyLauder  "Bohemia" is a catch-all term which covers southern Germany and neighbouring territories in Austria and the Sudetenland.
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  14557.  @HuHWhat-yi8cp  Herr Hinkle, the former tramp.
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  14558.  @AnthonyLauder  It's a generalised put-down. "Bohemian" also means a person who's a party-goer. Maybe Hindenberg disliked Hilter's party.
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  14559.  @georgehetty7857  Bohemian Corporal Rhapsody. Freddie Mercury in lederhosen, with a clipped moustache. "Vee vill vee vill rock you, rock you. And if you don't rock, vee vill put you in ein kamp for special treatment. Rocking vill make you free".
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  14560.  @mh53j  Biden is like my dog. Both of them sniff children and neither can read a teleprompt.
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  14561. Please view and give us your opinion about "2000 Mules". The smoking gun about how the 2020 election was stolen.
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  14562.  @cassidy99ful  On days like this, I'll bet you wished you'd stayed hidden under the car park.
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  14563.  @stevepacker6728  Neil as John Connor. Teaching us how to fight against those who seek our destruction.
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  14564.  @Whiskey0880  MAKE ORKNEY GREAT AGAIN !!!
    1
  14565. It helped to get Biden elected, right? Right? Yeah totally harmless. Right.
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  14566. Does Eddie still have a penis?
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  14567. David Davies. So good they named him twice. A serious hard nut, from a poor background, pro-Brexit since before the word existed.
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  14568. The Tory politician Willy Whitelaw promised this identical "short sharp shock" whilst the Conservatives were in opposition during the 1970s. Parties in opposition or behind in the polls always promise this exact same crackdown on crime. Oh look over there, distract distract, don't look at the other stuff.
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  14569. Please keep comments shorter. The best comments are short and funny. Like my penis.
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  14570. I'm always delighted to see the BBC f*cking itself.
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  14571. I always assumed an invasion of Britain would involve panzers and stormtroopers, fighting their way into Whitehall. We could never have believed the invasion would be preplanned by successive governments, organised by our civil service and funded by the taxpayer.
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  14572.  @davesherry5384  All true, but we don't want to spend needless effort discussing terminology. No doubt there were plenty of secretive gays in the British forces, both at Waterloo and at El Alamein. They were still British victories, rather than gay victories. I recommend reading the Wiki biography of Keith Park, the Kiwi who commanded 11 Group during the Battle of Britain.
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  14573.  jhon.francis  we be all meatin up agin as uzual
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  14574.  @louisimission2153  I have more in common with French "yellow vests" and Dutch farmers than with our rulers in Westminster. We are ruled by criminals who despise us.
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  14575. I want a world in which I can eat ice cream without being a f*cking moron. Or I can buy from a different supplier.
    1
  14576. London is more than 50% non-white these days. Virtually everybody in the crowd was white. Sad.
    1
  14577. Maybe there are no friendly M-countries. There's a reason they're not friendly. They're all M. (Cre4t1ve 5pelling or Skynet will delete my comment.)
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  14578. "BE A LERT. Britain needs lerts". (Spike Milligan.)
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  14579. Good comment. I'm gonna steal it and use it myself.
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  14580. Reminds me of Sterling Archer.
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  14581. Diana never gave a damn about her kids. She farmed them out to professional nannies, then packed them off to boarding schools. The two princes spent more time with their maths teachers than they ever spent with Diana.
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  14582.  @stickyweasel8837  Sad but true.
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  14583.  @scotsbillhicks  Tebbit was my favourite. Tebbit said both he and Maggie favoured him becoming Home Secretary, because he wanted to sort out immigration. They both knew this was unachievable. Maggie always had lots of "wets" plotting against her, and she was perpetually on the edge of being dumped. Appointing Tebbit as Home Secretary and moving against migration would've brought her down much sooner.
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  14584.  @jackgoldstraw  There are still videos on YouTube, with the ultra-leftist Tony Benn arguing forcefully about the importance of liberty and why the Common Market / EEC / EU is dangerous.
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  14585. I decline to accept life-advice from an elderly virgin in a dress who can't get laid.
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  14586. I love your name, I a S M w a B B. I saw your name and assumed you were named after me.
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  14587.  @alfnoakes392  Agreed. And the Westland Hill Pterodactyl which served in the RAF in the 1930s.
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  14588. No point in evading radar. The USA (quite rightly) didn't have an air-defence radar system in place. Much easier to bomb Washington or New York with a captured Liberator. Paint it with black crosses. Rip out unnecessary weight. Fit extra fuel tanks. But how much damage could 4000 lbs of bombs actually achieve? Want to nuke NYC? Use a U-boat.
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  14589.  @auntyboomer  Thanks, cousin!
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  14590. Funny how there's a Ferrari named the California. Presumably because homeless people like to sheet in them before setting them on fire.
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  14591.  @Mike-tb5gj  Thanks - I didn't know that!
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  14592. This is what happens when the Wets take over the Conservative Party.
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  14593. I refuse to sponsor a broadcaster which propagandises my ethnic extinction. Also - can anyone see this? Every time I use certain words or phrases, YT deletes my comment.
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  14594. "Needle and the Damage Done" Yeah.
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  14595.  jhőn fráncísz  hye jon
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  14596. The law was changed many years ago, after IRA activists were discovered sussing-out the home of the then-Northern Ireland secretary, Tom King. The IRA members kept their mouths shut. With no evidence to demonstrate the IRA members were preparing an act of terrorism, it was impossible to bring them to trial. The law was changed, so that in future, the court could be informed that the accused deliberately refused to offer any explanation for their presence. The jury could then make their own assessment of what the accused persons were up to..
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  14597. It worked in Malaya but not in Vietnam.
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  14598.  @anonanon7497  Green and pleasant land, mostly mild, damp and grey.
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  14599.  @27forme2  Our islands are run by absolute scum. Democracy my... "ARSE!" in the voice of Father Jack.
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  14600. Yeah 'cos you've got white privilege, says Sky News. And they'd never lie, right?
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  14601. Correct. Jealousy.
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  14602. Here in the UK, we used to have a brilliant anti-woke politician called Norman Tebbit. He brought forward a bill, which lefties hated and called the "Tebbit Bill". Leftie demonstrators went on protest marches, screaming "KILL THE TEBBIT BILL". Norman's son William, known as Bill, asked "Why do they want to kill me?"
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  14603. https://youtu.be/MA8a2g6tTp0 .
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  14604.  @ashraile  Funny, but when I click on "View 3 replies", your reply disappears. YouTube's algorithms are punishing you for a comment you left several months ago.
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  14605. Anti-W h8 crime. That's why the BBC looks the other way. Don't allow the sheep to see they're endangered by the wolves.
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  14606.  @georgehetty7857  'Ello again Georgie boy!
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  14607.  @georgehetty7857  I'm not dead yet.
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  14608. I broke ALL the rules ALL the time. I'm pleased the MPs did the same as me.
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  14609.  @luisbustamante9869  Nothing far right about identifying bull-poo when I see it. The only extremism which I witnessed was middle-aged couples sitting on a park bench, being arrested and handcuffed for breaking the lockdown.
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  14610. I'm British. For f*ck's sake, USA: Sort yourselves out! The entire free world depends on the United States. The free world needs the USA today, just as much as it did in December '41 or the Cold War.
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  14611.  @geert574  Hahaha! No. A different kind. To discover more about Ray Purchase, please search YouTube for "Ray bloody Purchase".
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  14612.  @papadonttakenomess1764  Socks: Yes. Other parts: I'm sadly disappointed.
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  14613.  @a.h.lazure2346  Waycist alert!
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  14614. Our political elite are traitors.
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  14615. Lori Lightfoot claims you achieved this via systemic racism and homophobia.
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  14616.  @DJRockford83  Yep.
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  14617.  @bracoop2  I'm Cornish, not English but I've never learned the lingo.
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  14618.  @georgehetty7857  Oh that's unfair! My wife would never do that!
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  14619.  @hemeluk4751  The REAL reason for London's bad air quality is its massive increase in population. Invite the third world, become the third world.
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  14620.  @TerbrugZondolop  Agreed. Many videos on this channel are click-bait. But I admire this channel's voluminous output.
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  14621. Ellwood is positioning himself as Sunak's replacement, hence his sudden burst of activity in front of the cameras.
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  14622.  @sallyraynor8984  Long story, but I gave him a lift in my car many years ago. As wet as a woke wishi-washi lettuce leaf.
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  14623. He's made his entire career out of it.
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  14624. I spent 29 years as a Tory activist. I despise the Tories. (Can't use the "h" word 'cos YT's Al Gore rhythms tend to delete my comment as h-speech).
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  14625.  @alanwatterson2850  Different under Maggie. She opposed CND and was fervently anti-woke. I hung on under Major. Despaired during the opposition years. Finally realized they'd changed beyond redemption and allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. I wonder whether I should've stayed on and organised other members to deselect our woke MP.
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  14626. As a fellow Brit, I distrust the entire mainstream media. Across the west, our governments have become the worst enemies of the people.
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  14627. Yes, I read that book as a kid. Still got it somewhere.
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  14628.  @abrahamlincoln9758  Forgive my ignorance - who/what is Salon? Also, Abe, I love your attitude in Bill and Ted. Party on dudes!
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  14629.  @abrahamlincoln9758  Thanks! Party on, dude!
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  14630.  @williamwilliams8145  Biden gets confused between Ukraine and the UK.
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  14631. I'm waiting for the moment when the civil servants scream, "You're frrr reeet and r-ist!" (cre4t1ve 5pelling).
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  14632.  @Candolad  Thanks for correcting me. Liked. Imagine being so disgusting, so reptilian, and such a deliberate liar that even the BBC doesn't want you.
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  14633.  @wyavia  I fear you're correct.
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  14634. Unlike Britain, modern Iran isn't run by the WEF globalists.
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  14635. I don't worry about global warming. A nuclear winter will counteract global warming and also reduce the human population. I see no downside.
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  14636.  @Liam-yr4uf  It's a JOKE dammit, because of the part where Liam 1 refers to people making accusations about the dead when they can't defend themselves. Hitler's ghost feels the same way. Probably.
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  14637. As I understand, a train driver earns more than an MP. Factor in the opportunity for overtime, and they're in the top 1% of earners.
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  14638.  @kenhuntley0707  That's all true.
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  14639. Brian Griffin was the ghostwriter for Harry's book.
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  14640. They're cancelling our human rights and free speech in support of liberty and free expression. I suspect there's something wrong with their logic, but 99% of the sheep will obey their masters.
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  14641. any day soon, he'll be meeting Queen Elizabeth II. Or maybe not. Kiddyfiddlers go the the other place.
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  14642. I saw it flying across my town in southern England during the early 1990s. I was very surprised.
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  14643. I'd no sooner trust a career-cook-sucking lying who-re than Piers Morgan. Both are narcissists who'll do disgusting things for money.
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  14644.  @whitelines3097  According to lefties, every multistar hotel which is filled with illegal my grunts is a concentration camp.
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  14645.  @LeslieBall-x5d  Yours is a clever reply! Sounding similar but wholly different. Like "laughter" and "slaughter".
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  14646.  @georgehetty7857  About the claim that the British dropped bombs on Afghan civilians in 1879 - I'm certain I saw a TV documentary about it in 1880. As the Afghan civilians fell into the sea, a British submarine, captained by Clement Attlee, surfaced nearby and machine gunned the survivors.
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  14647.  @georgehetty7857  Good question. Maybe designed by I K Brunel.. Also - it's ages since I last glimpsed your comments!
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  14648.  @neddyseagoon9601  Agreed. More soldiers died from disease in the American Civil War than died in battle. There was never a deliberate policy of generals to kill tens of thousands of their own soldiers. The horrific death rate of soldiers in Nurse Nightingale's Crimean hospital was down to well water being polluted by sewer water. Tea and coffee were assumed to be health-giving, only because the water had to be boiled before use. The 19th century's understanding of disease-prevention was unfit for purpose.
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  14649.  @earlgrey691  Asda refuses to sell more than three items from its "Essentials" range at a time. I tried to buy four jars of jam. Computer said No.
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  14650. It's FUNNY 'cos it's TRUE! I saw Prof. Micropenis in Tesco when he did it.
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  14651. I think Clarkson's spoof advert about cycling safety is the best ever. "CYCLISTS - RED AND GREEN - LEARN THE DIFFERENCE".
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  14652. WW1 was founded on a false flag event. Not just the Sarajevo shooting, but also the German claim that French aircraft had bombed a German city. WW2 started after Germany claimed Poland had attacked a German radio position. In reality, the Polish corpses were concentration camp prisoners wearing Polish uniforms. Then there's the WMD excuse for invading Iraq. False flags happen all the time.
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  14653.  @AlexandraAndStuff  Yes, but the persons opposing the legislation are commonly described by the mainstream media as far right transphobic racist bigots and proto-terrorists.
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  14654. Yeah but that's too intelligent.
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  14655. Within a few decades, the UK will resemble the former Yugoslavia in the 1990s.
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  14656.  @amandaJ7449  All true, agreed. The unions should rethink the rates of pay. The unions clearly undervalue their other staff.
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  14657.  @fredbloggs4181  Thankyou for your god advice.
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  14658.  @JackOfski  Interesting range of informed comments here.
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  14659.  @anthonypreece6599  Agreed.
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  14660.  @mattsmith87  Labour destroys the economy and invites the ethnic displacement of the British people. The Tories f*cks up the economy and invites the ethnic displacement of the British people. Not much of a difference.
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  14661. Is that a reference to Heinrich Himmler?
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  14662.  @jamesbaker3153  Liked.
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  14663. Search YT for "Edgley Optica".
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  14664. Q. What is the question to this answer? "My cock Robin".
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  14665. a. "What's this up my arse, Batman?"
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  14666. Thanks for that. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're fooking ourselves.
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  14667. Putin's almost as dictatorial as Trudeau.
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  14668.  @ChickenPermissionOG  Agreed. Traitors with a patriotic smile.
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  14669.  jhõn frąncísz  elo jon
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  14670.  @samuellourenco1050  FUN FACT: One of Muhammed Ali's ancestors was a Scottish woman. O'Bama only became POTUS because of his Irish ancestry. O'Bama is definitely black. And tanned as well.
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  14671. Riots.
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  14672. Similar situation here in the UK. The Metropolitan Police (London) have virtually ceased hiring white males. Black and Asian officers are being hired, even if they can barely read or write and Islamic officers refuse to take their oath of allegiance. Diversity yay.
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  14673.  @patriciahoskins9514  Maybe small hats. Nuffin wrong with that. At that time, my ancestors painted themselves blue with woad.
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  14674.  @georgehetty7857  Don't mention that horrible disgusting ham actor to me. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  14675. No protests for Mr. Timpa.
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  14676.  @acxezknightnite1377  I click on Replies and yours disappears. truth is censored by YouTube's algorithms.
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  14677. Makes it easier for armed criminals. They know with absolute certainty that nobody can shoot back.
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  14678. "I hear you're a way sist now, Father Linehan".
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  14679.  @nilo70  And well deserved.
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  14680. Bring back John Pertwee. I know he's dead, but he's still better than the current shyte.
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  14681.  @steveramsey8415  Excellent story. Reminds me of Jeremy Clarkson's spoof cycling safety advert. "Cyclists - red and green - learn the difference".
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  14682. Funny how it used to be Labour which forked things up. Now the Tories are even worse.
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  14683. She was sexually assaulted by a Martian. Probably.
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  14684. Pro-gay police are like pro-gay plumbers, pro-gay electricians or pro-gay bus drivers. Just SHUT THE F*CK UP and do your f*ckin' job. You're supposed to be professionals.
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  14685. I don't want a male nurse who identifies as "Nancy" to change my catheter. I don't want a male-looking proctology specialist with pink hair and piercings, who identifies as Susan, to examine my anal passage.
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  14686.  @axelpatrickb.pingol3228  Agreed. But that's a narrative which wouldn't sit well in a postwar movie.
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  14687.  @georgehetty7857  Nice to see you again, Georgie Boy!
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  14688.  @jeremymorrall6750  I've got a full set of the Encyclopaedia Britannica, dating to the 1870s. They've got a full section devoted to the coming science of "aerostration". Fascinating. I haven't looked at it for many years. You should read what it said about Africans...
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  14689.  @georgehetty7857  C'est vrais!
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  14690.  @raymondtonns2521  Yeah but I'm NOT ignorant and probably YOU aren't ignorant either! Yet Mark keeps doing this!
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  14691. @Expo Scotland Straight blokes are happy to be slobs. Gays tend to wear fashionable gear with a neatly-trimmed beard and cologne. On the other hand, l35b1ans tend to dress like slobs with beer guts and piercings. I realise these are stereotypical depictions, but stereotypes are derived from real-life observation.
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  14692.  @mrsgbee  There's a line in a Robbie Williams song about, "All the handsome men are gay". Or in his case, bi.
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  14693. FIRST! 'cos I've got white privilege. Kamala says so.
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  14694. Universities are supposed to be for the intelligent elite. If 70% are attending, they're accepting EVERYBODY with an IQ above that of Forrest Gump.
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  14695. @ablpisitpoppycock Agreed. foooking hell. How quickly Britain became dystopia.
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  14696. I discussed this with Lrrr, the tyrannical emperor of the planet Omicron Persei 8. Lrrr told me this kind of oppression is dystopian, nightmarish and dictatorial. And that comes from an emperor who eats babies. Same as Nicola Sturgeon.
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  14697. Richard IV says the Tories will be "decimated". That only means they'd lose 10%. Is there a word for losing 80%? That's more likely.
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  14698. Taylor Swift dated Chris Griffin. Do a YT search to confirm. I don't know what Brian would say about it.
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  14699.  @nicholasmorrill4711  Three of the gollies were male but identified as women. They were sent to prison. Five Barbie dolls at the prison suddenly had mixed-race babies. Half made of cloth, half made of vinyl plastic.
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  14700. Not a university? We need a different word. Can you think of any good words? Maybe something with an avian connection?
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  14701.  @johnlawrence7386  Am I the ONLY person who distrusts a bloke with a silly wig?
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  14702.  @lordswaine5238  The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now it's hard to know which of our countries has the most traitorous government.
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  14703. As a cabinet member under Boris, Rishi is jointly responsible for burning down the economy. Hiring Rishi as PM is like hiring the arsonist to rebuild the house.
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  14704.  @paulstarr6316  Most African-Americans are "creamy coffee" rather than true west African black. On that basis, reparations should only be awarded according to their percentage of west African DNA. Most African Americans wouldn't be regarded as black in Nigeria, where they use the term "yellow man" as an insult to persons of mixed race.
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  14705.  @paulstarr6316  Muhammed Ali has a female Scottish ancestor.
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  14706. As I understand it, any person who's been charged with a felony in the US is disbarred from standing for any public office. Please tell me if I'm mistaken. Arrest Trump, charge him, he cannot stand in 2024.
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  14707.  @Legion-of-James  Doctor Whoke and the TURDIS.
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  14708.  @theprincipalofficer_1  I want Jon Pertwee to return. I know he's dead, but he could still do a better job of playing the Doctor.
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  14709. Boris needs to give a speech along the lines of Clint Eastwood's, "Feelin' lucky, punk?"
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  14710. How many years did it take to prove Lance Armstrong had cheated whilst winning the Tour de France? Proof takes years to assemble. How soon will Biden take office if the Democrats claim the evidence isn't sufficient to call for a rerun?
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  14711.  @dropbear9526  Andrew could raise a lot if important issues if he stood for Parliament. And he'd have a hoot of a good time.
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  14712.  @davidmatthews3093  Nigel Farage is the single most influential European politician since 1945. The Brexit result could not have been achieved without his leadership. Like him or loath him, he has nothing to be embarrassed about.
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  14713.  @JohnDysonzz  Send all of them to the Falklands. Several millions of them. Then give the Falklands to Argentina.
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  14714.  @racheljames7  Refuse and you could be reviled as a b1g0t.
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  14715. Funny how the whitest team in the World Cup won the trophy. Diversity yay.
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  14716. The people who count the votes will decide otherwise.
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  14717. One day, we native Brits (and our non-white friends who respect our culture) will need to fight for the ashes of our fathers and the temples of our gods.
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  14718.  @AtheistVitalist  Please glance at the Wiki page for Italy's Eurovision entries. I thought it was because Italy alleged some unfairness. According to Wiki, there are multiple reasons, including an apathetic lack of interest.
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  14719.  @AtheistVitalist  I've changed it back, to make you happy.
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  14720.  @lovepeaceandrespect8808  A 24-pack of toilet paper used to cost £6.90 two years ago. Now it's £9.90. Soon I won't be able to afford to wipe my own arse. In some big cities, Islamic missionaries like to give out free Korans. What happens next?
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  14721. I want to see Greta Thunberg go into a boxing ring with Keef Kuntabout. I'd give good money to watch.
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  14722.  @marksaxby607  Back in the 90s I was speaking with a chap from a wealthy family whose father had been a Blackshirt. The father became an important adviser, finding targets in Germany for RAF Bomber Command. British Intelligence looked at the man's activities and loyalties, and decided he was a British patriot who'd misaligned himself before the battle lines were drawn.
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  14723.  @Graham_Patch  AGREED 100%, but there are videos on YT taken from GB News, showing 100+ protestors with banners outside the gates of proposed asylum centres. They're willing to be filmed and their faces put on TV. If every one of those protestors join a party, they can kick out their uniparty MP and replace him/her with someone better.
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  14724. Agreed. They should prevent strangers without condoms from shoving their penises in their rectums. They should cease putting the penises of strangers into their mouths. End of problem. It's in their own hands. And their own rectums and mouths.
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  14725.  @Black_Swan_Rider  Want to see what happens when black folks run a country? Look at South Africa. It crashed and burned. Now let's see what happens when airlines do the same.
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  14726. I wish the Conservative Party would shut up and go away. They're stealing votes from Reform and securing a Labour victory.
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  14727. Agreed. UKIP only succeeded in the Euro elections because a different electoral system was used. A party like Reform could gain one third of the national vote without gaining a single seat. Labour will win the next GE, not because they'll increase their vote, but because regular Tory voters can't be bothered to leave their couches.
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  14728. Trouble is: Only a tiny minority of us watch videos like this. More than 99% of the people believe the drivel told by this filthy liar and the BBC.
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  14729.  @a.y.t.a.s.494  Too late. Gordon refused to enter Philip's rectum and was sacked on the spot. Gordon was homeless and, without an income and blacklisted by the TV companies, Gordon reverted to performing acts of gross indecency with truckers in public toilets. Gordon died and was cremated. Roland Rat and Basil Brush went to Gordon's funeral. Philip claimed he was too busy to attend. The official explanation for Gordon's death was a drugs overdose. I believe he died of a broken heart.
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  14730. Wear a condom. You're safe if you wear a condom.(Official UK Govt. advice during the 1980s AIDS outbreak.) I always wear a condom instead of a mask when I go to supermarkets. The reaction of the security guards during the covid lockdown was priceless.
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  14731. An ex-soldier who boasts about killing dozens of people, but wears a necklace and puts scented cream on his willy whilst thinking about his dead mother. Yes, let's all trust Harry's judgement.
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  14732. Ooh Matron!
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  14733.  @t.a.7970  Agreed. Pilots tended to regard it as intuitive. Strap it on and it becomes part of you. A bit like a strap-on willy, but hand-crafted from aluminium and with phenomenal power.
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  14734. Yeah but does the hat stand possess a penis?
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  14735.  jhon.francis  helo bak
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  14736.  @jilllawton8556  Sad to see how many replies are disappearing.
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  14737.  @orwellboy1958  Brandon remains confused between the UK and the Ukraine. "Dammit, the British have invaded Russia? What was their Queen thinking when she sent her Redcoats to... errr... What was I saying? Oh yeah, the thing".
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  14738.  @normankennith7919  I prefer my coffee the way I prefer my women. Without a penis.
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  14739.  @utv5490  Ooh, an angry troll hurling offensive groundless accusations! Carrie Lineker claimed kids gave him a hard time at school because of his dark skin. Carrie deserves to be ridiculed for uttering such nonsense. (EDIT - this is a reply to a troll who accused me of being a thick waycist. It appears he's now deleted his own comment.)
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  14740.  @Mixfix87  Agreed! Seamus from Family Guy and the Sea Captain from The Simpsons would be speechless without Mr. Newton to imitate.
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  14741.  @imnotyourbuddyguy9713  "Who is Errol Flynn"? Search YouTube for "The Sea Hawk 1940" or similar. Although Flynn's character in this movie was a privateer, not a pirate.
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  14742.  @curiositycloset2359  Also, Graham Chapman wrote the Dead Parrot sketch.
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  14743.  @jhpfdijtuiweruot  Your comment expresses great wisdom. People should remember your line whilst watching the TV news.
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  14744.  @bignickenergy3525  Mr. Curry's best role was as the horned bloke in "Legend".
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  14745.  @wrongthinker843  Biden looks at a goldfish and is jealous.
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  14746. The whole point of the British monarchy is to be a figurehead who does nothing. It's the correct definition of a British sovereign. For fork's sake - would you want a numpty to actually run anything?
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  14747.  @eileenpritchard9154  Biden is as Irish as O'Bama.
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  14748. Meghan looked at Heather Mills-McCartney, the one-legged ex-porn model who married the ex-Beatle, popped out a kid and divorced him for a $100,000,000 settlement. Meghan thought, "Hmmm, that's a good career-move".
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  14749. Anybody who reports the truth is labelled a far-right racist proto-terrorist. Go figure.
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  14750. Michael Fabricant MP's wig is worse.
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  14751. The Domesday Book reveals how William's ride through the north of England left villages erased to the ground. The modern-day census reveals how white people are being ethnically-cleansed out of northern cities. Hence the government's delay in releasing some of the figures. EDIT - CAN ANYONE SEE THIS COMMENT? I'm often shadow-banned.
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  14752.  @robm8809  I wholly agree with you. I ceased watching after the first episode.
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  14753. Helen Dale has lovely ringlet hair. Resembles a wig as worn by an 18th century gentleman.
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  14754.  @Useaname  Haha!
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  14755. Peter Griffin was right. Shut up Meg.
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  14756.  @ElsinoreRacer  The Soviets tried and failed to get the German engines to work. Couldn't do it, despite their vast Soviet resources and their captured German scientists. As usual, the practical engineering of the western allies surpassed the German stuff.
    1
  14757.  @1993Crag  There's always a niche group on YouTube, leaving comments in praise of German engineering because they believe the wrong side won.
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  14758.  @johnkennedy4023  I don't know which of my comments you're referring to. UK & US technology was mostly ahead of the Germans, except for useless stuff like the V2. The Soviets tried to get the German jets to work properly and failed. There's a niche of nutters who still believe the Nazi nonsense. You needn't be offended unless you're in that niche.
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  14759.  @covahredro8370  Agreed.
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  14760. All going according to the WEF's plan.
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  14761.  @davidvaughn7752  My reply refers to the people leaving comments and replies. Want to get angry responses from crazed strangers? Write something hostile or supportive about absolutely anything. This channel is among the very best, but it attracts both the best nerds and the worst trolls.
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  14762.  @desfinnegan7086  I regularly use cre4t1ve 5pelling to dodge the Al Gore rhythms. Muesli limbs, way xist and my grints.
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  14763. Back in the 1960s, sweets in Camel cigarette-style packets were sold everywhere. Buy a packet of sweeties in a Camel packet and give them to your kid. Completely normal at that time. The stuff which pedos want children to put in their mouths these days is even worse.
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  14764. Andrew would be useless but hilariously so. Unlike the present lot and Labour, who are just useless.
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  14765.  @refugeguy777  My Anglican ancestors have been doing this for over 400 years.
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  14766.  @Sam_Green____4114  True.
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  14767. "Lesbians don't like penises" is an expression of hatred. As a person with a penis, I feel threatened and traumatised. They need to be arrested. I want to see those lesbians in hand cuffs. Being strip-searched by lesbian coppers. Yeah. Yeah. And fisted. Yeah. Video it. I wanna watch it. (You understand this is a joke, right?)
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  14768. If the victim had been white, the media would've been silent.
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  14769. Watch him in "Bowfinger". Best comedy in years.
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  14770.  @Estelle2007  That's OK, best to look the other way in case you get put on a 77th Brigade watch-list. This thread is meant to have 14 replies (plus this reply) but only five are visible. Maybe the replies deleted by the algorithms contained dangerous truths. But don't ask me. I'm just a bloke who regards the Lockdown as a power-grab and the WEF as dangerous.
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  14771. Can somebody please lock Prince Harry in a mental institution for his own protection. Harry has spoken about rubbing face cream on his frostbitten willy, and the scent reminding him of his mother. I mean... that's some serious fooked-up Oedipus-related sh!t right there. Harry doesn't have a right to self-harm in this way and deserves our intervention.
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  14772.  @Tamarlane389  Is that you, Clem? (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  14773. Why can't they show us a DMV mugshot? They'd have done that if the guy was white. What about the victims? Was it a hate crime?
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  14774.  @sigurdholbarki8268  Thanks, sig. Some people are very easily offended.
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  14775.  @kevanbodsworth9868  Agreed, kev. There are people who'd be offended by wisecracks about the chicken crossing the road. Chicken Lives Matter.
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  14776. R yew the person form early known as jhon francis? He used to write that comment all the time.
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  14777. I received emails from what pretended to be the BBC, claiming I was late in buying my annual TV licence. PAY IMMEDIATELY via the details in their email, or the BBC will prosecute me for a criminal offence. I knew the emails were fake. I haven't paid those f*ckers in YEARS.
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  14778. Reminds me of an old Monty Python sketch. A person phones for the fire brigade. The operator asks about 50 questions, including asking the caller's shoe size.
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  14779. COMING SOON: The deep state will find someone who'll claim he inappropriately touched someone's bum, 40 years ago. Dropped from GB News. A three year investigation before the false allegations are dismissed. Three years with no income. Spending six figures on his legal defence. Permanently unemployable. Reputation destroyed. Coming soon in three, two, one...
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  14780.  @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217  One day GB News will be instructed to delete Neil on a false premise. And he'll be gone.
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  14781.  @coulterry67  I'd prefer to be an upright Brit or Aussie, to being one of those arm-flailing face-kissing wailing foreigners with zero self-control.
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  14782.  @stellajayne  It's funny because Stephen Fry is gay. He excludes women from his bed. It's a matter of personal taste and free choice.
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  14783.  @racheljames7  I'm told climate protestors taste exactly like pork. And they're free range.
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  14784.  @schlongy2dope  I've got a 40 inch willy. I demand the right to expose it in public. Opposing me is a hate crime.
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  14785. The collapse of Rishi's Tories and the SNP guarantees a vast Labour landslide victory. Funny how Keir Starmer is a complete numpty, Labour is wholly unelectable but he'll be the next PM anyway. Because his biggest rivals crashed and burned even more rancidly than his own party.
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  14786.  @RealmCenter40  I never realised there were so many sheep.
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  14787.  @lynnv8501  Who's pulling her strings?
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  14788.  @joriankell1983  29 May - Claimed 28 replies (plus this) but barely more than half are visible.
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  14789. Make the Stig his chancellor of the exchequer. I'm looking forward to his budget speech.
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  14790.  @timkinss  I've seen the depiction of the J-man in "Family Guy". Telling lies so that he can get Peter's wife into bed. But the M-guy wouldn't consider feckin Peter's daughter. She's about ten years too old. (Cautious 5pelling 'cos I dunno what gets my replies banned.
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  14791.  @Adam-sd2ow  I've never forgiven the J-man for trying to seduce Peter's wife.
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  14792.  @davidholdsworth1141  Agreed. Also, I left a harmless reply here yesterday and it's disappeared. YouTube can't take a joke.
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  14793. Maybe he won't value leather objects 'cos he's a vegan. Or scrimshaw 'cos it's associated with the hunting of whales. Or medals and swords 'cos they're associated with warfare and he's a pacifist. ENGRAVED ON IVORY? Ban the ivory trade!
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  14794. The Guardian is more than one third owned by the Saudi royal family.
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  14795. What's Blair doing? Drinking blood, enabling paedophiles, hiding his income in overseas bank accounts.
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  14796. You've appended this comment to the wrong video.
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  14797.  @thelwulfeoforlic6482  We've all done it. Also, I'd just come from the video which you wanted to comment on. Plus I agree with your comment.
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  14798.  @thelwulfeoforlic6482  I just wanna say - I LOVE YOUR NAME !
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  14799. The 1970s were horrible. Unburied dead. Uncollected rubbish. Ceaseless strikes. Power cuts. Idi Amin's Asians. The Cod War. Pub bombings. TV broadcasting ceasing after 10.30pm to save electricity. But in the 1970s there was still hope. There is no hope any more.
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  14800.  @paulnewton3059  That's true as well.
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  14801.  @your_belief_vs_everything  Yes I know. It's like something from The Simpsons. Or Wacky Races. What happens next?
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  14802.  @Real_Natural  Oh, F F's S.
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  14803.  @MarkDaleADV  Please repeat my comment but with your improvement.
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  14804. SJWs are supporting Ukraine by wearing blue-and-yellow ribbons and performing interpretive dance.
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  14805. Bidet WAS told but he assumed it meant the star sign.
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  14806.  @chrisellis1232  And the government laughs, "Mwahahahahaha!"
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  14807.  @Alakazzam09  I'd happily deal with it, if I could understand what the f*ck your comment means!
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  14808.  @karlxx13  According to some sources, everyone who voted for Brexit is a frrrr reeeet extremist.
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  14809. The only sensible religion is Pastafarianism. Eat pasta, drink beer and get laid. What's not to like? The Flying Spaghetti Monster boiled for your sins!
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  14810.  @sebastianguerre6868  Both the failed Austrian painter and the former Italian schoolmaster were socialists.
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  14811.  @shaunfisher9292  Deleting free speech in the name of democracy. Trump gets it worse. Deleting Bidet's number one opponent in the name of free voting.
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  14812. Let's ban everything which encourages bloody murder. Let's ban everything by Karl Marx.
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  14813.  @Sandwich13455  Will future will resemble the worst of the Yugoslav civil war, or the Northern Irish troubles multiplied ten fold. And when it happens, the BBC will be blaming systemic wh!te oppression and Brexit.
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  14814.  @geoffroberts1126  Agreed.
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  14815.  @desobrien3827  Lots of hours + + +.
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  14816.  @geoffroberts1126  I despise the TV series of that name.
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  14817.  @robshirewood5060  Also - if a fighter pilot runs out of missiles, he can still poop into his hand and chuck it at the other guy. I've done it myself when I've been cut up in traffic. Maybe.
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  14818.  @robshirewood5060  YES.
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  14819.  @robshirewood5060  Thanks. I'm going out now in my car. We'll see what happens next.
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  14820. Damned good comment.
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  14821. Biden was looking for the ancestral cottage of the O'Bama family. The O'Bamas were definitely black. And probably tanned.
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  14822. I despise and detest every part of our British establishment. My loyalty is to our people and our values, not the disgusting Quislings who' abuse us. I detest an electoral system which only offers us the Uniparty. A government which orders illegal wars. A cabinet which funds our invasion. A criminal justice system which keeps Julian Assange in prison.
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  14823. There's a movie called "The Medusa Touch". Richard Burton plays a person with telekinetic powers, able to destroy flying aircraft or tall buildings at will. There's a scene where he's collapsing a cathedral on the heads of royalty and the government. I wish I had that power. I'd have no remorse about doing so.
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  14824. Identical logic was used by the failed Austrian painter. He claimed that historically, the Russian steppes and the whole of Europe were Germanic. "We're just re-occupying our ancestral homelands". As with Israelis returning to Palestine after an absence of 1900 years. What happens next?
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  14825.  @sa3270  Actually I couldn't vote 'cos I'm British and in the UK. Or maybe I did in fact vote for Biden, along with my dog.
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  14826.  @TEMPLAR969  Pork is to moo slims as garlic is to vampires. Keeps us safe.
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  14827. Should've used your white privilege. You would've got here First.
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  14828.  @abazely2743  Soon to be rewritten. Or banned.
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  14829.  @HarmoniousPetroleum724  BEST WAY TO IMPROVE A CAR'S PERFORMANCE: Reduce its weight. I've got a saloon from the 1950s which I've restored as a racer with a stripped interior. Who needs a carpet or headlining unless you're gay?
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  14830. "Mercy sakes, looks like we got us a convoy".
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  14831. SWAYNE FOR PM.
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  14832.  @stephengrimmer35  I've got an Austin A35. Maximum speed was supposedly 60 mph. Zero to FIFTY in 30 seconds.
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  14833.  @richardvernon317  Thanks for mentioning the Sperrin. I'd forgotten about it.
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  14834. I cuddled my pet to keep warm. My goldfish died as a result.
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  14835.  @wallacewhybrow2705  widervision probably wears a covid mask whilst sitting alone in an empty room. That's what happens if you spend too much time listening to the BBC. Brexit bad, Trump bad, transgender good, surgeons and engineers arriving in Dover good.
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  14836. Harry and Shamima Begum are soul mates. Both of them despise us, demand we support them via our taxes and we don't want them here.
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  14837. President Jiao Bei Deng stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  14838.  @richmendelson8194  I've seen him there as well.
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  14839.  @techpriest6962  It's nice to meet up. Like anonymous gays in public toilets. But in a good way.
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  14840. Filming by candle light.
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  14841. I'm flabby and unfit. Does that make me a leftist tw@t?
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  14842. Meanwhile in Ireland, a Muslim has been arrested for castrating and beheading gays. Scarcely a mention of it in the media. The Garda says it's investigating whether this is a hate crime.
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  14843.  @mikehipperson  No. I suppose that makes me a homophobic bigot 'cos I'd refuse to put a man's cook in my mouth. (Creative spelling.)
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  14844. Farts can be spread via farts. I saw four of them plus Julia.
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  14845. I want a statue of Pink Floyd.
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  14846.  @lmno567  My friend was often mistaken for being Australian. Most Brits don't actually speak like Stewie Griffin. Just as most Americans don't speak like Yosemite Sam.
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  14847.  @Sassyglbeauty  Big fuss in the UK a year ago. Cops were called to stop a car which was known to be used for transporting drugs. Inside there was a 8l4ck bloke with a long criminal history. The car's windows were heavily tinted, so the cops couldn't see who was driving. The man tried to ram his way out of the roadblock and drove at officers. An armed cop (very unusual in the UK, cops aren't armed) fired a single shot and killed the driver. Result: All the usual "He was a good boy, loved his unmarried baby-momma, wanted to be an architect, gimme money for reparations" sheet. Good advice: Comply with the cop's instructions.
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  14848.  @protoman1214  If I was a cop in the US, I'd be cautious as well. Don't want to end my shift in a pine box. You could say the same about serving at a McDonalds drive-thru.
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  14849.  @settame1  All good advice.
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  14850. The Tory Party should shut up and go away. All they're doing is stealing votes from Reform and securing the next Labour government.
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  14851. I was a Tory activist during the Maggie era. The objective was for Britons to be home-owners. Every home owner shares the proprietorship of UK PLC. That's dead and gone now.
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  14852.  @duncangale945  I often reply to Two Tone who leaves the same comment on every L E video. Imitation demonstrates my admiration.
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  14853. It's OK one minute later.
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  14854. A nuclear winter will counteract global warming.
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  14855. Mr. Fry is a Jewish gay. Two mistreated minorities for the price of one. Did this hold back Mr. Fry's career? Errrr... no.
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  14856.  @TayWoode  Lots of 5h1tty people in this world. Being R-ist is just a bonus.
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  14857.  @eileenspamer  Sadiq deserves to get his bollards cut off.
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  14858. I'd be happy for Trump to stand. Or Trump should give his full support to a chosen successor. Trump's successor should hire Trump as his "minister without portfolio", in other words his trouble-shooter and hit-man.
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  14859.  @ultrademigod  BLM and it's supporters have taken the White House. Not even the Nazis and the KKK managed that.
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  14860.  @ultrademigod  Agreed 100%. Or as Diane would say, eleventy-twelvety %. Watch as civilisation crumbles.
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  14861. No choice in the matter. The UK was obligated by treaty to defend Belgium's frontier. War between Britain and Germany became unavoidable as soon as the Kaiser invaded Belgium.
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  14862.  @danielkrcmar5395  You have insufficient knowledge of this subject to discuss this matter.
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  14863.  @danielkrcmar5395  Sometimes ALL of us leave comments which are mistaken. I recently left a comment on a Mark Felton channel. Persons with greater knowledge replied and corrected me. I thanked them and edited my comment. I mean no disrespect, but you have insufficient knowledge of this subject to discuss it in depth.
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  14864. Or send them all to Scotland and give 'em independence.
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  14865.  @markzuckergecko621  Hahaha! My all-time favourite line from Family Guy: BRIAN: "I'm not racist, I watch tons of black porn". I'm keeping that line in case I need it one day.
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  14866.  @markzuckergecko621  Haha!
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  14867. HMS Compass Rose. Jack Hawkins.
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  14868.  LatinThunder  If that's true, Whitey has a perfect right to colonise Africa. Anybody who refuses is WAYCIST. I deserve my place in Africa, like a Jew who returns to Israel. Yeah. (Dear God, we could go round and around with all this.)
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  14869.  @andrewhouldcroft1116  Nah, the new arrivals are on rubber dinghies and financed by Soros.
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  14870.  @DW-dd4iw  My ancestors got completely whacked out of their heads by smoking pot in the Netherlands, and... oh sorry, you wrote "Neanderthals", not "Netherlands".
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  14871.  @jaytaylor9232  That's right, Doggerland is the area where the North Sea sits today. Tens of thousands of years ago, Doggerland comprised the confluence of many large European rivers. Mostly dry land but with big rivers, with aurochs and bison grazing nearby. Think of the mouth of the Amazon today. I've seen a TV documentary, about archaeologists who are exploring ancient stone age settlement, discovered under the Solent. My ancestors (and possibly yours) may have passed through that settlement on their way to holidaying in Bournemouth. (EDIT: Bournemouth was 20 miles inland at that time. Global warming, 50,000 years before Greta Thunderpants had been born. Possibly caused by all those farting aurochs.)
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  14872.  @ianrix2857  Yep. That's what YouTube is for. Nazi flying saucers and lizard space aliens. Plus conspiracy theories which we discover to be true.
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  14873.  @tappym9141  It's strange, but when I click on "View 2 Replies", your reply disappears.
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  14874.  @tappym9141  THIS ONE IS VISIBLE! HOORAY!
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  14875.  @mdsf01  The UK and France didn't declare war on both Germany AND the USSR. because the war would be unwinnable. Absolutely impossible. Game over. End. Finish. Choose your friends. And also choose your enemies. The UK commenced offensive operations against Germany within days of war being declared. The RAF sent squadrons of bombers to destroy naval facilities. At that time, the Vickers Wellington with its power-operated gun turrets was the world's most advanced bomber. The RAF bombers were slaughtered. At that time, RAF bombers lacked self-sealing fuel tanks. Dozens of RAF bombers and their skilled crews were lost in the first two weeks. The entire bomber force had to be withdrawn from service for emergency upgrades. So don't give me this crap about the declaration of war being quasi-symbolic. Poland was a long way from the UK. The ONLY means of hitting Germany in 1939 was via RAF raids and naval operations. Look up the story of the Royal Navy carrier which was torpedoed and sunk in the first week of war.
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  14876.  @briangriffin6224  Hey Brian, I've always loved (and frequently quoted) what you said when a mob of SJWs arrived outside your house in Spooner Street. "I'm not racist. I watch tons of black porn".
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  14877. Mr. Bootneck is logical, sensible and intelligent. Expect his channel to be deleted in three, two, one...
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  14878.  @williambranch4283  I always state my religion as Pastafarian. It's a real religion, Google it.
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  14879.  @ot4kon  I'm not putting gay juice in my mouth. I wouldn't know whether to spit or swallow. I think spit.
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  14880.  @lauradaniels1697  STRANGE: I clicked on your reply, but my comment has disappeared. Did I say something outside the permitted narrative?
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  14881.  @pamelagilbert1638  That's right. But it's not royalists who might have banned me. I sometimes speculate that the entire sex island thing was an entrapment by an intelligence agency. Obtain film of princes and politicians fornicating with juveniles and turn the screw. I suspect I'm falsely reported for hate speech, because only one agency will have done it.
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  14882.  @jharekchameleon  Should be.
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  14883. Not enough white people in the Nigerian team.
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  14884. Tolkien was black. Right?
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  14885. YEAH AND CNN CLAIMS IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE.
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  14886.  @JayG666  Yes but it's mostly peaceful.
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  14887. This is too intelligent to ever be covered by the mainstream media.
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  14888. I hope Reform will not stand against Lee in his constituency.
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  14889.  @walterCronkitesleftshoe6684  And here you are again!
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  14890. "Spitfire...wasn't superior to Me 109". History has demonstrated otherwise. End of discussion.
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  14891.  @walterCronkitesleftshoe6684  Nerds like us know a HUGE amount about a very tiny sliver of the world.
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  14892.  @kniespel6243  You know too little about this subject to discuss it here.
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  14893.  @walterCronkitesleftshoe6684  You might like to read the Reply (see herewith) from kniespel. I assume it's visible to you. The effort required to explain stuff to trolls is rarely rewarded.
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  14894. Farage can't "stand for PM". His party would require an overall majority in the Commons. In the British electoral system, Reform could win one third of the national vote without gaining one seat.
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  14895.  @TheIrritsBand  We need the coppers to step aside.
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  14896.  @stujujitwingfut5192  Gays are safe in Gaza now. No tall buildings.
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  14897.  @catlady6938  Sometimes accepting the Jab is a good thing.
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  14898.  @jonathanj.7344  It's claimed all of humanity originated in Africa. If so, those Maoris started off from Africa about 300,000 years ago.
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  14899.  @M4dM4n96  A detailed and authoritative account, MM. Also, all land-life on Earth originated from aquatic creatures which crawled out of the primeval swamps and seas. On that basis, leftist BBC writers could claim we're all descended from invertebrates. Except that wouldn't fit his agenda.
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  14900. John Churchill was a skilled politician who hunted with the hounds and ran with the fox. It was Churchill who smashed the Monmouth rebellion. Whilst fighting on behalf of King William, he also remained a bootlicker of the exiled former King.
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  14901. So... robots are autistic? Can't understand sentiment but excellent with memory and numbers?
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  14902.  @bf2840  I hate and despise the BBC. That's defined as hate-speech. Wow.
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  14903.  @bf2840  There's a video on YouTube. A middle-aged couple had a camper van. It had stickers in the windows, Two of the stickers portrayed happy smiling gollies. The vehicle was reported as carrying images of hate. The copper pulled over the vehicle, threatened the driver with arrest and scraped off the stickers.
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  14904.  @raysurreal  I suspect Sir Cliff is gay, but I couldn't give a damn providing he keeps away from children.
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  14905.  @raysurreal  I heard similar stories about Sir Cliff, as far back as the 1970s, but never with kiddies. Providing Sir Cliff only unzips his fly with consenting adults, I couldn't give a damn.
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  14906. Agreed, but by that point the die had already been cast. It was impossible for the flagship to issue orders to the far end of the line. It could be said the battle was won decades before. The British industrial revolution ensured the RN's guns were superior to those of the French. French guns could only fire two rounds in the time the British could fire three.
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  14907.  @jeccentric9952  Not Easter Island?
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  14908. Brandon was afraid to see Rishi Sunak, in case the Indian prime minister demanded reparations for his people being driven off the plains and the buffalo being slaughtered.
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  14909.  @EIRE55  I know. That's the joke. Similarly, O'Bama isn't actually from Ireland. Although he's both black and tanned.
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  14910.  @carminecampfiresong  Good job too. The bastards had it coming.
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  14911.  @pickmeasinner  Either/or. Like blond and blonde, grill and grille. Stop being a spelin Narzi and litrully Hilter.
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  14912.  @pickmeasinner  Sorry, I thought you were referring to my N-word. That is, north or North. So many N-words...
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  14913. You only live twice: Once when you are born. Twice when you look death in the face. --- Ian Fleming.
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  14914. Is the Archbishop of Canterbury a Christian? I doubt it.
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  14915. President Bidet is discontented with the proxy-wars he's fighting in Ukraine and Israel. H wants another in central America. The arms-suppliers are controlling him like he's a puppet.
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  14916. An excellent comment. Please repeat widely. Whilst you still can. It deserves to be read. Whilst it still can.
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  14917. The nutter with a crossbow needs to take position outside the Commons. Nothing of value will be lost.
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  14918.  @insensitive919  That too.
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  14919. Therefore criminals.
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  14920.  @Nicoleshinski  HERE GOES: "The Guardian journalist named Open Joans can visit Gasser safely now. 'Cos the Israelis have demolished all the high structures".
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  14921.  @greatscott369  People who don't understand our discourse will be confused.
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  14922. @Sez B Plenty of pickup-drivin' blue-collar good ol' boys with huntin' rifles will be praying it happens. Yee-haw and the south will rise again.
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  14923. Shut up Meg.
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  14924.  @schwenda3727  It all makes sense now!
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  14925. True, but I'll be delighted to see the Labour vote in confusion. Maybe the Labour Party with the blue rosette will win instead. Or the Labour Party with the orange-coloured rosette.
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  14926. I have nothing against either Fords or Vauxhalls, but that's the objective reality.
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  14927.  @williamroberts7919  Is that you, Clem?
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  14928.  @richardgrimbleby7853  I loath and detest the establishment for making it more like China or North Korea. "You will own nothing and be happy".
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  14929.  @desmondpowell68  Neither Labour nor the Tories will deliver anything except - The ethnic displacement of the British people, and - You will own nothing and be happy. They are two farts from the same globalist arsehole.
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  14930. They're pushing us to see how much we'll tolerate before we flip.
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  14931. I'm British. Anybody who hates ANZAC Day is a f*cking idiot. I want a time machine to take him back to Vimy Ridge or a Japanese prison. And leave him there. Naked. I'd laugh so hard I'd break a rib.
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  14932. You're not black. You're not white. You're bigger than that. You're a human.
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  14933. CNN claims you achieved this via systemic racism and white privilege.
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  14934. This kind of thing is funny when it happens in South Park.
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  14935.  @aevans-jl9ym  The BBC claims all three of them were black. Probably.
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  14936.  @aevans-jl9ym  Well duh, as a Cornishman myself, I've never regarded myself as English. There used to be a time when "England" and "Britain" were wrongly regarded as synonymous. The Welshman Lloyd George described himself as the Prime Minister of England. The Tudors were a Welsh family.
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  14937.  @yetti423  Yep, seen it.
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  14938.  @scepticAL4322  I love ginger pube5!
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  14939.  @equalitypeace1695  So you admit it's not racist.
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  14940.  @DarrenWalley  Fake allegations to put him in prison, hiring defence lawyers to empty his bank account, destroy his reputation so that he can never again earn a living.
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  14941. I despise numpties who block the roads. Buddhist monks protested against the Vietnam War by sitting in the road. The monks poured petrol over themselves and set themselves on fire. Do that and I'll respect them. Numpties gluing themselves to the road aren't in the same league,.
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  14942. I have a right to say anything I want. You yourself will choose whether to be offended.
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  14943. Who's the most trustworthy: Rishi as PM or Gary Glitter as a babysitter? I'd trust Gary more than Rishi. At Gary's age, I doubt he's capable of f*ck1ng anything these days.
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  14944.  @WakingUpToday213  Haha!
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  14945.  @skadiwarrior2053  I appropriate Cornish culture by eating pasties and saying "Aaarrgghhhh".
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  14946.  @aj-2savage896  Funny how you deleted the part of your message about conflating absurdity.
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  14947.  @aj-2savage896  YOU . HAVE . DEFINITELY . MISUNDERSTOOD . ALL . OF . MY . Comments.
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  14948.  @johnwade1095  I wrote that you can easily spot a vegan in a crowd 'cos he/she looks sickly and pale.
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  14949.  @Qkano  Here's my story. I was attacked by a nutter with a pen knife. I was faster than him. Smacked him in the mouth and kicked the sh1t out of him. Went to my local cop shop. Reported it to the police. Handed in the knife. Asked for the crime number. I was told this was an "incident", not a crime. Clear to me the copper had been instructed to diminish the number of reported knife crimes. (The bloke wasn't a criminal, just a stupid w4nker. Otherwise I couldn't have come out of it OK.)
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  14950. George Galloway is batshit crazy. He's David Icke without the funny.
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  14951.  @Frankie2012channel  Agreed. Very necessary.
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  14952. I misread the title as "huge erection" and expected a different kind of video.
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  14953.  @sadnlonelywithoutmydaughter911  Yes, but Freddie was talented-safe-joyous gay, not a paedophile who abuse children. A bit like me: A large adult male, but not a large predatory bullying rapist.
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  14954. Never forget: The BBC hates you. Hate them back.
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  14955. I wonder which orifice he keeps it in.
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  14956. An off-the-subject reminder: Please search YouTube for Jeremy Corbyn at a pre-general election press conference, holding a 200 page dossier which definitely confirmed Boris Johnson intended to sell the NHS to Donald Trump. Vote Labour. Yeah.
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  14957. Nearly. It says "6 minutes" for you, but another person is at 7 minutes.
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  14958. The teacher intends to buy some catnip for the child. Tempt and lure the child into a secret place. Oh look, I've got catnip. Then indulge in sex.
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  14959.  @januarysson5633  An AI plumber will be beyond the ability of humans to design for a long time.
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  14960. I've never trusted the J-man since He tried to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  14961. JOHN IF YOU'RE READING THIS - Please do an interview about this with Lurr, the ruler of Omicrom Persei 8. It'll be a great interview if he doesn't eat you.
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  14962.  @theronraam23  Bent as a nine-bob note.
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  14963.  @worldcomicsreview354  Good at lifting shirts.
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  14964. I suspect that the Ofcom rules demand that, in order to achieve balance and impartiality, GB News must air the opinions of numpty leftie groomer-assisters.
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  14965.  @tachikomakusanagi3744  I've been dead for years. Doesn't stop me commenting on YouTube.
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  14966.  @drstrangelove4998  I've left a reply to Chrisst1961 (see above) which explains Simon's error. On this specific subject, Simon is definitely mistaken. I do indeed know my history on this specific subject.
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  14967.  @David-g1p-v8k  No, "area bombing" only commenced with the Thousand Raid on Cologne, years later.
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  14968. What would Peter Griffin say to that?
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  14969. My town had a concrete fountain in a pedestrianised shopping street. Very ugly. Blokes leaving the nearby night club and pubs used it as a pissoir. Somebody poured bubblebath into the fountain with funny results. Cost tens of thousands to install. Cost almost as much to remove and delete the hole it left.
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  14970. I'm wondering whether Victoria did all of that because she's a virtue signalling leftie. Or whether it's because she's a woman.
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  14971. Both the Nazis and Mussolini's fascists were socialists. Meanwhile, the people in the UK who call for the destruction of Israel are mostly Labour voters.
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  14972. I recon DJT is made of steel. If somebody tries a shot at him, DJT will jump out of his car, run up the stairs at the Book Depository and rip the fecker's head off.
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  14973. Who the fork does Fabricant think he's kidding, with that stupid wig on his head?
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  14974. I'm not Labour but I respect Lee Anderson.
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  14975. That leftie horror Yasmin Alhibai Brown was on the BBC today, slagging off the monarchy. Stewie Griffin sang a song about her. Search YouTube for "Stewie sings she ain't got no Alhibai". "She ugly, she fugly, oh my God the cow says moo".
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  14976. My family lived in Canada in the sixties. You're definitely correct.
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  14977.  @aganbraganca4156  I have memories of six-foot snow drifts.
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  14978.  @Toboganride  Haha!
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  14979. Yosser Hughes. Gissa job.
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  14980.  @IBTU  The UK almost never invaded ANYWHERE because we lacked the budget and the land-power. Brits colonised via traders and merchants, reaching agreements with princes and warlords, under which vessels could use a harbour. The prince and the merchants became stonkingly wealthy, and the prince would then rule under the British crown. "Invasion" was what the French did.
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  14981.  @candy-le4nh  Increasing taxes on the wealthy doesn't raise more taxes. In the 1970s, labour chancellor Dennis Healey promised he'd squeeze the wealthy until their "pips squeaked" and adopted a 99% tax rate. Tax revenues from the wealthiest crashed. The way to generate more tax is by growing the economy. Nothing else has ever worked. Ever. But if socialists understood economics...
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  14982. I'm curious: Was the victim black or white? The pusher only performed her murderous act because of institutional racism and systemic abuse.
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  14983. "I told him on EIGHT occasions. That's E-I-G-H occasions".
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  14984. Dr. Felton reads your comment and says, "Hold my beer".
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  14985. Thousands of gang-raped schoolchildren agree with your comment.
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  14986. Try using your white privilege. According to the left, that's why white folk are good at stuff.
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  14987.  @bigstuff52  US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're throwing ourselves off a cliff.
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  14988.  @bigstuff52  Maybe you didn't get the van/escape reference on the other side of the pond. A couple of days ago, a terrorist escaped from a British prison by tying himself under a van or truck. Big manhunt under way.
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  14989. Neither the Krankie nor her voters care. The English will bail them out.
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  14990.  @keithdunleavy231  Funny: I click on "View 2 replies" and your comment disappears.
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  14991. NO MORE BROTHER WARS.
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  14992. The BBC reports all of these "racist hate crimes" in a way which implies they're carried out by white Britons.
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  14993.  @user-nb5qo6yb3l  The BBC was founded in the era of airships, steam trains, polio, tuberculosis and bathing once a month in a metal bath in front of a coal fire. None of the above are needed any more. But somehow the BBC still clings on. Because you are paying for it, you stupid fecker.
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  14994. No, the Brits saved you from communism. Every liberty you've got right now stems from British sacrifice.
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  14995. I misheard the words at the 17 second point as "Fred West" and wondered where the feck this video was going.
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  14996. There are exceptions. You can still buy a freehold house in Telford and Rotherham for only five figures. White people should avoid doing so or they'll be beaten up, their children will be bullied at school, their womanfolk will be raped and their MP will tell them to shut up for the sake of diversity.
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  14997. Trump caused this. Or Brexit. Or systemic hoo wight oppression. Or climate change. Or Brexit. At least this is ONE thing which can't be blamed on the BBC bloke who paid 35 grand for pictures of a man-sausage. EDIT - Is this comment visible or has YT erased me again?
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  14998.  @nanashivii9237  I wanna see a video game in which gay men slap and hiss and shout abuse at each other. Loads of mincing each other to death. Handbags over the head.
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  14999. Labour would accuse you of being a spelling Nazi.
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  15000.  @straightenyourcrowntarot7598  Diane and Lammy claim educashun, maffs and spelin are cymbals of wight privilege. Yew are cleerly a spelin Narzi and litrully Hilter.
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  15001. Being "unalived" is the term used when Hillary and Bill's political opponents die in accidental deaths.
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  15002.  @adods9824  Vote for ANYTHING except the Uniparty.
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  15003.  @ProfessorTimWilson  THANKS! I'm surprised 'cos I actually named Prince Andy.
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  15004.  @ProfessorTimWilson  Epstein offered copious hospitality to politicians and princes, and filmed them having sex with juveniles. Ghislaine Maxwell passed the footage to a proxy for Mossad. The screw is turned, blackmailing VIPs to adjust their position towards Israel. Refusing to comply will destroy a politician, president or the Royal Family. The FBI discovered the operation and closed it down. EVERY intelligence service uses honey traps, so please don't assume I'm anti-Israel! I wonder whether THIS reply will remain visible...
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  15005.  @cylusonsteam  Trump is toxic. But toxic to whom? That's why the left hates him.
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  15006.  @nicolopez2181  Thankyou for explaining the word's origin in French. I was explaining the word's origin in English.
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  15007.  @andrewelliott4436  (In mock-German accent) - "Sorry, I haff ein frog in mein throat".
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  15008.  @chad_bro_chill  Here's what isn't wrong. William the Bastard confiscated all lands from persons who supported Harold Godwinson. He gave those lands to his own knights and supporters. Nearly a thousand years later, most land in the UK is still owned by the descendants of those robber-barons.
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  15009.  @matthiuskoenig3378  The word "slave" is derived from "Slav", because many of the slaves in the Roman Empire were taken from those parts of Europe where the Slavs lived. I've had persons of Slavic origin write angry comments, claiming I'm a liar. There is no better place to receive angry abuse than YouTube.
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  15010.  @thevoid6818  Strictly speaking, our enslavers were Normans who occupied that part of France. William the Bastard died whilst campaigning against the king of France, burning villages and murdering as he went.
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  15011.  @nicolopez2181  In Norman English, persons who lived in villages were called villains. Simple, end of. No dispute. The word "villain" later took on a different meaning.
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  15012.  @nicolopez2181  THIS is the kind of discussion which Carl and his cronies should undertake! In Anglo-Saxon times, a house carl/karl was a professional full-time soldier and hard-ass, as opposed to the part-time soldiers who spent most of their year ploughing with oxen but owed a debt of military service to their lord.
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  15013. The Rufus Stone in the New Forest commemorates the place of William's death. There's a very nice pub nearby.
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  15014.  @Pythonaria  I haven't Googled the number of Palestinians in Israel. There are probably fewer than the number than Ms in the UK. What happens next?
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  15015. Both you and I would be described by wokists as far right b1g0ts. In reality we're centrist.
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  15016. Are we gonna see Barney deleted as well?
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  15017. This is worse than communism.
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  15018. Con, Liebour, Scots Nazis... Hard to know whose pants are on fire the most.
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  15019. I'm disappointed with Krankie's resignation. The traditional way for national socialists to resign is in a bunker with a pistol to the head.
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  15020.  @firsteerr  It's a bit more complicated than that. Don't accept everything the Kremlin tells you. Hitler made claims about ethnic Germans in the Sudetenland and Poland. The first casualty of war is truth.
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  15021.  @SaxonSuccess  Strange, but one previous reply has disappeared.
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  15022. Every Nazi superweapon combined didn't add one day to the length of the war. UK & US technology was superior to its German equivalent in almost every regard. The exception was stuff like the V2, which was useless for winning the war.
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  15023.  poppypottschannel  I wonder what Hunter's cut was. And how much he passed to the Big Guy.
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  15024. The flag gets on his tits.
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  15025. Provide seating and sell tickets. I'll buy a seat in the front row.
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  15026. A permanent majority thanks to importing his voters.
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  15027. Hey Tarquin - are you standing in the Minehead by election?
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  15028.  @JohnSmith-ux3tt  That too.
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  15029.  Johannes Fiftyeight  Clint kills even more in "Where Eagles Dare".
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  15030.  @DodgyTodger  You mean Ted Clubber-Lang?
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  15031.  @dornierdo2172  Amazing that neither Steve nor Dustin were even nominated for an Oscar. In Papillon, they both had a fight with a real live crocodile. I mean - for fook's sake - what does somebody need to do to get an Oscar nomination?
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  15032.  @thebeard7926  I want to see a modified version of Clint killing the bad guys in "Where Eagles Dare". Delete Clint's face. Insert Harry's. But I'm unsure whether Harry would approve of killing all those guys wearing Nazi armbands.
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  15033.  @bonglandgreg  David Bowie wore makeup and dressed trans-style, 50 years ago. Unlike Sam Smith, Bowie was genuinely talented and an original. Fatso Sam Smith is an untalented narcissistic n0nce
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  15034. I assume you're familiar with the England team performing the Hitler salute in Berlin in 1938. This must have been very disappointing to the oppressed, the anti-Hitler generals and the pro-democracy activists.
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  15035.  @solhamer3502  Actually, the 1938 England team was saying, "That's how high my dog jumped last night".
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  15036. The one minute point: Domestic terrorists killed 39 people in one year. In Chicago and Philadelphia, black on black crime kills twice as many in a month. I'm supposed to be frightened of the far right because?
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  15037. We've reached a strange point in civilisation when you need to describe yourself as a biological woman. If you described yourself as a woman, there are woke nutters who'd immediately describe you as a hate-filled transphobic bigot.
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  15038. That's a white racist truck. The truck did it.
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  15039. One day we'll have a black lesbian Pope. Saying we won't is waycist, sexist and transphobic.
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  15040. Very unusual for the mass media to mention black-on-black crime.
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  15041.  @Volkogluk  The Deep State demands we express fewer opinions than The Stig.
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  15042.  @evolassunglasses4673  I click on "Replies" and yours disappears. "Liberal democracy" used to be a nice concept. But modern woke liberals are the new fascists.
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  15043. That's how Bidet speaks to Hezbollah in private.
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  15044. Yay! This British bloke in England has liked TWO of your comments on TWO videos in the past five minutes!
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  15045. @Con Job Shortly afterwards I bought a rottweiler to protect my property. I saw on my CCTV there were three guys about to steal a bike. I let my doggie out of the door. He chased the b*stards down the street. Trouble is: If you live in an area with lots of crime, having a big dog invites more trouble than it prevents.
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  15046.  @jontraz5993  Same with references to the dude who h4nged himself in a pr1 son cell to prevent the truth from being told about his cli3nt l1st. Name his co-conspirator or the 1ntel ee jence agency which organised the hun knee p0t opper ate shun and the comment disappears..
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  15047.  @BighnicHnicBAWSESTATUS  THANKS!
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  15048. Looks like the Greased-Up Deaf Guy.
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  15049.  @schr75  Mr Fish identifies as being first. He is stunning and brave. Do not oppress Mr Fish with your authoritarian bigotry.
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  15050. Is Khan ruining London?
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  15051.  @UteHeggenTranswidowHeals  Happens a lot but most of us don't discuss it.
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  15052. Yeah but only 'cos of white privilege and systemic racist oppression. CNN told me so.
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  15053. Embarrassing. What a fook-up.
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  15054.  @MrDazthaman  I hate Toast. (Few people will know what we're referring to.)
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  15055.  @ClipSalad  They arrived in a yellow submarine.
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  15056. "The Godfather" insists upon itself. A fat bloke from Rhode Island told me so.
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  15057. Douglas Bader wore his wife's silk stockings around his neck.
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  15058.  @oldbloke204  He doesn't look German to me. This was in Germany, so he's more likely to be a Turkish migrant.
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  15059.  @bobroch1107  I respect these protestors which is why I wouldn't just run them over.
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  15060.  @zoltanrudolf  THANKS!
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  15061.  @stephfoxwell4620  I saw a video on YouTube yesterday. Turkey sends back 100,000 refugees every year. BASED.
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  15062. Sunak also claims he made the sun rise. Little birds sing in the trees because of him.
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  15063. The History Channel wouldn't cover it unless the story involved space-aliens.
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  15064.  @johnmu7034  I'm a flabby middle-aged male with arthritic hips. I demand, under the Disability Discrimination Act, the right to compete in cycling races alongside able-bodied people. There's a lovely Honda Fireblade at my local dealership. I demand the right to participate in cycling races on a motorbike alongside fit and healthy riders. Refuse and you're a b1g0t.
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  15065. Lotus eating 2021 = smoking a spliff whilst listening to Pink Floyd.
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  15066. Don't look at Hunter Biden selling his paintings to Chinese investors for $millions to fund his cocaine n stripper addictions, just look over there at the distracting story about space-aliens.
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  15067. What part of the word "joke" do leftists misunderstand?
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  15068.  @rustybuckets07  Is that you, Clem?
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  15069. Don't put the M*** war memorial near the Jewish or Hindu memorials. Or it'll all kick off.
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  15070. I wear a condom instead. Official UK government advice during the AIDS outbreak of the 1980s was, "You're safe if you wear a condom". Great fun when I show my condom on entering Tescos.
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  15071. People are funding their own displacement.
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  15072.  @nigelsynnott7344  Because the upsides haven't been implemented yet. Remoaners in government have bent over backwards since Day One to make Brexit fail.
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  15073. Presumably so that he can't get beaten up by big butch angry lesbians.
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  15074.  @lesleysmith8300  Armed police would've found a justification for shooting and killing Tommy Robinson, Alex Belfield and a host of others. The police would investigate themselves and conclude that the shootings were justified.
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  15075. Fighting a chimpanzee? An adult chimp would rip your throat out with a single bite.
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  15076. The BBC will imply they're all whey zizts. If you buy a TV licence, you're funding it.
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  15077. As a Brit, I concur.
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  15078. Only five deaths from 16,000 infections. And they're virtually all gay.
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  15079.  @michaelryan6947  Is that you, Clem?
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  15080.  @dominiquecharriere1285  There you go again! You've never forgiven the Brits for saving your froggy arse!
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  15081.  @Ashigeru47  FUN FACT: Any Leftist who reads your comment will regard you as a far right extremist and proto-terrorist. To protect free speech, you should be banned from airing your opinions.
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  15082.  @ClownWorldYT  Not me - I only just noticed them a week ago.
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  15083.  @jimmcgrath8417  Agreed. A bigger handgun or a shot gun.
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  15084.  @combativeThinker  If she'd fired her weapon too soon, she'd have been prosecuted for murder.
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  15085. Nah, that'd be racist and homophobic.
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  15086.  @stephenhaywood5672  Totally agree. FORMER Tory activist. Now I say f0ok them.
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  15087. Damned good idea.
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  15088. BENDER THE ROBOT: "Destroy all humans!"
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  15089.  @DerkDerglass  The future Sultanate of Britainistan.
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  15090. I Liked immediately I arrived.
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  15091. Brit here. It's also embarrassing to have an Indian as the UK's prime minister. It's said that when Biden met Rishi Sunak, he apologised for what the US Army did to the Indians at Wounded Knee. Obviously a joke, but I can imagine it happening.
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  15092. President Benson (see "Hot Shots" and "Hot Shots Part Deux") predicted President Biden in the 1980s.
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  15093. GB News is scared of being closed down by OFCOM. I suspect he's hired because GB News can claim, "We're very diverse, look how many gays and leftists and wayce-grifters and nonces and wrankers we invite to our panels".
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  15094.  @johnross2924  I wrote that GB News is scared of being removed by Ofcom. Sometimes lefties are hired so as to say, "Look at us, we're so equal-opportunity-proud that we even hire numbnutzes who talk shy 8".
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  15095.  @jezuswizardspatula5804  I Liked your comment because of your name. No other justification required.
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  15096. I read that as Nigeria Falls. I'm a Brit, and I went to Niagara Falls when I was five years old in the sixties. The Canadian side is better than the US side.
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  15097. He'll never get another job with the BBC because he's the wrong colour.
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  15098.  @Alexei_topalov  You are a friend of Toast. He put you up to this. (Obscure reference for many non-Brits. Find Ray Bloody Purchase via YouTube.)
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  15099.  @t2av159  Both you and Biden. Except Biden's forgotten.
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  15100. @AtomicPickle1 Yes I am! Got my diploma! Eat pasta, drink beer and get laid (consenting adults). What's not to like?
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  15101.  Kai Ho  Both. Diversity is our strength and for once it's true.
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  15102.  Kai Ho  Using unwarranted personal abuse against somebody you've never met and never will. Very big of you. Very brave.
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  15103. What - ancient statues of white people - why has nobody toppled them yet? Coming soon in three, two, one...
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  15104.  @Jezza_One  Any time I walk through a big city, I'm thinking, "I'd better keep my eye open for afr irght thugs who might hold a knife at my throat and rob me".
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  15105.  @georgehetty187  Toast put you up to this, I'm sure. My albino brother Bill says Toast has been f*cking my wife. (Anybody who doesn't get the reference should search YouTube for "Ray Bloody Purchase".)
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  15106. I'm British. Be aware that the UK is just as f*cked as the US. Which is worrying, because we've both got nukes.
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  15107.  @Maggy47  (Yorkshire accent in style of Four Yorkshiremen Sketch) "Eeh i 'ad it 'ard as a lad. Me mum died when I were little and we was so poor, we 'ad to go to school in a Range Rover 'cos we couldn't afford the Bentley. I only 'ad three nannies to look after me, and 'ad to live in one of the smaller palaces. Rarely saw me mum, 'cos she was always off 'aving sex with a rugby player, her riding instructor and a rich Muslim. Not sure who my real dad is. Like lots of kids from broken families, I left 'ome and joined the Army. Killed lots of Taliban on Playstation, and married the first middle-aged divorced slapper who'd have me. I 'ad it hard".
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  15108. I thought Travis was Colin Robinson. An obscure reference but somebody might get it.
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  15109.  @brek5  Sad about Harry. He married the first middle-aged divorced gold-digger who told him, "I've never heard of you or your family". And the stupid fecker believed her.
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  15110. These manners only applied if you weren't working 12 hours a day down a mine from the age of 13, sleeping in a hovel where you share your room with five strangers, eating gruel with some fish heads for flavouring and suffering from rickets and might have tuberculosis and with no prospect of ever gaining the vote. That was the real life experience for more than half of the British population during the 19th century.
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  15111. I'm a hotelier. It costs me more to maintain my premises, pay my rates, pay my insurance and so on than my total income. I will survive because I'm mortgage-free and I have savings, but others are being DESTROYED.
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  15112. I suspect Hancock realised he'll never be invited to join a future cabinet. With his political career behind him, he's happy to accept £400,000 whilst he still can.
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  15113.  @cruxdnb  A truthful, very short comment. Please rep[eat widely. The police regard your comment as a h8 crime. Expect the coppers to smash in your door and arrest you in three, two, one...
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  15114. I looked at the title. In other news: Water is wet.
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  15115.  @davidmullins8193  DEFINITELY. I want Keef Kuntabout to review the morning papers. An hour later, he can do the same job as Prof. Gideon Micropenis. And so on.
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  15116. Looks like Birmingham, England.
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  15117. Yee-haw, and I send my respect from the future Islamic Republic of Britainistan.
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  15118. The ONLY Jordan which crowds won't steal from shops during a BLM protest.
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  15119. ANCIENT BRITISH DRUID LIVES MATTER.
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  15120.  @shootmcrunfast  Is that you, Clem?
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  15121.  @stephencollins9062  I used to use clearer language, but the Al Gore rhythms remember my wording and keep cancelling my comments.
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  15122. The priority for British power has always been to eliminate the enemy's naval power. The same policy was directed towards King Louis, Bonaparte and the Kaiser. Bombing German Kriegsmarine targets made perfect sense. Churchill was First Lord of the Admiralty in '39.
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  15123.  @rororp  Yes it was. Hitting the enemy's naval strength was always the number one priority. Plus the RAF was determined NOT to bomb targets inside cities.
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  15124. Illegal migrants might be useful if the UK has a food shortage. Because they taste like pork.
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  15125. Politicians who break international law deserve their downfall. Like Kaiser Wilhelm, illegally marching through Belgium. Or Hitler declaring, "There you stand with your law, here I stand with my bayonet". My God, I never thought the day would come when this kind of crap was happening in the UK.
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  15126.  @lovejoypeace6174  They are temporarily in Pakistan, pending the issue of their visas to the UK.
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  15127. The RNLI imports 100X as many illegals as these smugglers ever did.
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  15128. Shamima should go and live with Harry and Meg. All three of them hate us and we don't want any of them in the UK.
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  15129.  @charlesloukas1946  As I recall, they OPPOSED the Ayatollah's regime. They should've offered their services to British Intelligence instead and been recruited as assets.
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  15130. @Ian I left a reply to Wundurra yesterday, but it's been deleted. An indigenous Londoner had ancestors who lived in London or other parts of the UK. The term includes descendants of Huguenot refugees, Jews, Irish and others. The Kray twins came from a white British, Jewish, Irish and Romany background. An indigenous Londoner isn't a Somali or a Pakistani.
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  15131. Very soon, reading wonderful comics/graphic novels like these will be considered a hate crime. To which I say: "Fo0k them.
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  15132.  @N0sf3r4tuR1s3n  GOD BLESS AMERICA. From a Brit. We stand or fall together. Right now we're committing suicide.
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  15133.  @FireinTheBowl  I don't know how you did it, but WELL DONE.
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  15134.  @FireinTheBowl  WOW!
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  15135. George Floyd was aborted much too late.
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  15136. I wish Lee was my MP, instead of the superwoke Tory c0ckzucker MP I've got.
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  15137. Putin does this kind of thing to his own political opponents. Fake prosecutions in order to belittle the government's opponents. Keep them too busy to run for office. I N E VE R T H O U G H T I T C O U L D H A P P E N I N T H E U S A .
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  15138. Smith should've taken his wife's hand and walked out. That would've focused attention on the cruel tasteless joke. Instead Smith went into gangsta mode. People get shot in US cities every night, for dissing a brotha's girl.
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  15139.  @mikepxg6406  Reminds me of Frederick Douglass, the escaped slave who became an abolitionist before and during the American Civil War. He said, "I appear before you today as a thief. I stole my body from my owner". Similar with the BBC. I steal my viewing, but I refuse to pay for it.
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  15140. @A lie repeated 100 Times will never be the truth That's how dissent is controlled. Like Ian Hislop, the editor of the anti-establishment "Private Eye" magazine. Give him a long-running TV series and the opportunity to make a few documentaries, and he'll eat out of the BBC's hand for the rest of his life. Offer a contrary view and the BBC will smother and kill your career.
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  15141.  @johnalbrighton4569  It's OK if the schools burn down. It's English money anyway.
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  15142.  @johnalbrighton4569  Yep. If kids are cold in their classrooms, just throw more English banknotes into the fire place.
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  15143.  @JohnSmith-bx8zb  A classroom can be locked if it's got thumb-turn locks, unless there is a fire exit from the classroom to the outside. We're missing the point: For improved ventilation, open the feckin' WINDOW! Improving ventilation from the corridor will SPREAD the disease!
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  15144. I'm hoping the Ukraine war will go nuclear. The nuclear winter will offset global warming. That'll upset Greta.
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  15145.  @fiskrond9212  Does Drakeford blame hu ite people as well?
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  15146.  @xenomorph733  The Uniparty. An electoral system which f0oks us.
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  15147.  @voice_of_reason5604  Correct.
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  15148. YouTube sent me a warning about hate speech. I'd used the B-word word for a female dog on a video about dogs. Good job I didn't name Guy Gibson's dog.
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  15149.  @ruialmeida818  THANKS! I'd never heard of it.
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  15150. Good idea.
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  15151.  @christinaedwards5084  Haha!
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  15152.  @GodsCosmicBollock  That's a damned fine line as well.
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  15153.  @evolassunglasses4673  Very interesting Wiki biography about our current archbishop of Canterbury. Turns out he was raised J ewish and didn't know who his real father was. A bit like Jebus.
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  15154.  @KrokLP  Dresden was open because it'd been bombed to hell. Not much to defend after that. The Soviets requested a raid on it.
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  15155. @The Original Finky,of The House of McFarthing Inc. FUN FACT: King Arthur was a Welshman. Yet he's often described as an English hero. Despite Arthur being a based post-Roman Welsh Brit who fought the English.
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  15156.  @CamKeg66  I'm unsure of the exact figures. Saw Neil Hamilton on GB News this morning, claiming six million. Population currently increasing by nearly one million per year, and that's only the LEGAL migrants. Perhaps your figure is for England alone. UK population in the mid-70s was around 56 million.
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  15157.  @ycymrobach9012  True. There was indeed a warlord of that era named Arthur, but the romantic tales about him are fiction. Several references to Arthur in ancient texts. The word "Arthur" is actually derived from the Welsh word for "bear", and a warlord known as Bear is known to have fought battles in south west England and into Wales. I've spent half my life searching for castle Anthrax. Despite the peril.
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  15158. @Vase of Flowers THANKS! I'd never heard of it. It's on YouTube, I'll go listen.
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  15159.  @CamKeg66  I don't dispute your figures, but there are differences between UK population and the English population.
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  15160.  @toonarmy8524  All of the statistics are faked, in order to conceal our impending subjugation.
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  15161.  @SonsofThunder1234  Funny thing about the word "Celt": The word was used by the Romans to denote ALL of the northern tribes which were outside their empire. Same way as Europeans regarded Africans as "the blacks" without distinguishing between the tribes. I'm happy to accept the definition of "Celt" as Welsh or equivalent, but according to the Roman definition, the Angles and Danes were Celts as well. I'm happy to let bygones be bygones, but I still demand reparations from Italy for their illegal invasion and enslavement of our islands from 50 BC. Druid Lives Matter. Gimme reparashuns n munny n sheet.
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  15162. This fecker probably wants all Afghans to come to the UK on little boats.
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  15163.  @johndean8295  Tickle your feet? Sounds like something Bruce was do for you in Quahog.
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  15164.  @Akirashiro407  Yes.
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  15165.  @osmkhan2292  No. It's a true story. Just because you don't know the story, it doesn't mean it's false. Nothing "anti-Nazi" in the story. I'm relating a true story about fakery which might amuse people. It equates to a fake car made of snow. Nobody would get angry about it unless they're trying to make up for having a very tiny penis.
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  15166. You could nicked by the rozzers for picking your nose or changing your radio channel.
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  15167. Asda sells a range of dolls called "My Little Muslim Friend". Find them online. There's a draw-string at the back. Pull it and they speak. Mine shouted "Alley's Snackbar!" and cut my head off.
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  15168. Shortly to be elevated to the Lords, I expect.
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  15169. Russell Brand groped my hamster.
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  15170. I love history and I've spent all my life looking for Castle Anthrax. Despite the peril.
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  15171. True dat.
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  15172. I happen to know this is the Lupin Express.
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  15173. I refuse to fund a corporation which propagandises for my ethnic replacement.
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  15174. AMG = OMG.
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  15175. "I'm not racist. I watch tons of black porn" - Brian Griffin.
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  15176. Opposing paedophilia is a manifestation of far-right extremist bigotry. I. DID. NOT. EXPECT. THAT.
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  15177.  @ginnygin7141  Biden is confused. He's in the Oval Office and can't find the corner.
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  15178.  @Confucius_76  Are you a friend of Toast? He's been playing Othello and there's blackface makeup all over my wife's boobies. There might be a connection but I'm not seeing it. (Confused persons who don't get the reference should search "Ray fucking Purchase".)
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  15179. Biden wanted to send Hunter, but he was crashed out of his head on cocaine, kiddyporn and alcohol.
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  15180. Maybe true.
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  15181. Simplify and add lightness. What happened next?
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  15182.  @hissingsidll750  Reporting the truth has become illegal. Just ask Julian Assange.
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  15183. No no no... It's Hamster who drives an electric car and puts it upside-down, in a ditch and on fire.
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  15184. True.
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  15185. Maybe 342 km/h, but not mph.
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  15186.  Clarence Spangle  Excellent comment.
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  15187. @Neil Watkins Is it 2 cents for every bing-bong? I forget.
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  15188. @Brian Deleting the turret might've moved the C of G. Where else could you put the guns? You'd need to redesign the entire aircraft. A pointless exercise, when there were several other aircraft awaiting production.
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  15189. The C of E is performing an act of murder-suicide on itself and its parishioners.
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  15190. Head cut off? Covid.
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  15191. I wouldn't trust the cops or the judiciary. Too many miscarriages of justice. Look up the case of Stefan Kiszko. Imprisoned for life, for murdering a little girl. The police knew it couldn't be him. There was scientific evidence confirming this, which the defence failed to bring forward. Imprisoned anyway until DNA evidence found the REAL killer.
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  15192.  @braininavatnow9197  Yeah, I didn't think of that! I wasn't logical.
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  15193. The BBC lies to us. Other news: Water is wet.
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  15194.  @Idontevenwanachannel  They've fixed it now!
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  15195. The scene in the movie, about a direct hit on a slit-trench full of WAAFs, really happened.
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  15196.  @MandyAustin-nl4cn  I suspect Horatio is revealing his secret sex fantasy. A threeway with Lee Anderson and a horse.
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  15197.  @Bagginsess  We need some grassy knolls hear Biden. Make Grassy Knolls Great Again.
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  15198.  @BaronSpamedi  Agreed. The JFK movie was BRILLIANT, but some of its arguments are definitely false. Connally was in a jump seat, offset to one side, NOT directly in front of Kennedy.
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  15199.  @AJadedLizard  Your comment about Australians is senseless.
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  15200.  @BaronSpamedi  Agreed. There's so much bull sheet flying around, it almost conceals the truth.
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  15201.  @AJadedLizard  You may make that accusation against the British, but there are plenty of outback Aussies who require firearms. Similarly, Aussie troops in Vietnam performed with great merit.
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  15202. INDEPENDENCE DAY: Smith takes out a CGI alien with one punch. REAL LIFE: Smith punches a small man who continues like nothing happened. Will Smith hits like a sissy cuckold.
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  15203.  @daviddavidk2352  Keef is like Josef Stalin. He came back with a different name.
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  15204.  @barbaradavies4061  No they'd cut my hand off and fine me via the dhimmi-tax. Which is what Khan desires.
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  15205.  @moremelessyou6525  I agree with you 100%.
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  15206.  @ladyviking.mallory  I entirely agree. If ever I go to Vegas, I'll wear fancy dress combat clothes with a fake suicide bomb strapped to my chest. Maybe shout "Allah's Snackbar!" See what happens.
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  15207.  @Cyanide_in_a_cookie  Hitler's surrender in north Africa cost as many men as his surrender at Stalingrad. Equipment used by the Red Army was provided by the US and UK. The term "second front" is misused. Burning German cities to the ground is a second front. The campaign in Italy was a second front. The U-boat war was a second front. The Red Army had the luxury of fighting only on one front. The UK was fighting both Germany and Japan, on the sea, from the air, in the Mediterranean and across the Indian Ocean.
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  15208.  @edcleasby1120  I'll tell you whether Brexit has failed or not after it's been implemented. Right now we've got Brexit in name only. Your definition of woke is mistaken. Tolerating your country's destruction isn't wise.
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  15209. Free speech is something which somebody somewhere doesn't want you to hear. Everything else is just platitudes.
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  15210.  @snakeplissken5480  I love the names we give ourselves on YouTube.
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  15211. TAKE BACK CONTROL = Muslim districts declaring their own self-determination or independence.
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  15212. Banning free speech to guarantee liberty. Putin agrees.
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  15213. SOCIALIST: Spending and spending until they run out of other peoples' money. If socialists understood economics, they wouldn't be socialists.
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  15214. SHUT UP MEG.
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  15215.  @Floptart  "Yeah it's always them feckin Mennonites in da hood, fighting a turf war with the Amish. Every time there's a crime, I know who did it. Search YouTube for "weekend shooting Chicago" or similar. Dozens of casualties EVERY weekend. Always them same feckers with their straw hats, doing drive-bys with their horse-drawn buggies" - said nobody ever.
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  15216. If you think the Mossie was good, find the Wiki page about the De Havilland Hornet.
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  15217.  @arthurmullard2788  I love the names on YouTube.
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  15218.  @MrMegagoldenarms  I doubt it. Not Simon, the same thing happens to me all the time on every channel. Try using the b-word for a female dog. That often gets comments rendered invisible.
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  15219.  @sergpie  I suspect sometimes a leftie will see our comments and falsely report them as hate-speech. The algorithms remember the phrasing. Use similar phrasing in another comment and it'll be rendered invisible. The algorithms remember MY use of the B-word, but not yours.
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  15220. I'm British and in the UK. It's sickening to see how the BBC news is reporting this. Their narrative is that hu ite Republican waycists threw out gallant oppressed bl aque folks for speaking peace and moral values. I can only find authoritative truthful accounts on the internet, hence channels like this being banned.
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  15221. Are you in the US? I'm in the UK. We share the same values. We will live or die together.
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  15222. Thanks, IO. Share our values. Retain the best parts of your own. Be kind and polite and you deserve the same from whiteys like me.
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  15223.  @earlgrey691  I saw bits of that. Dreadful.
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  15224.  @nicholasroberts6954  That's the whole point! Airmen shouldn't be prohibited on the grounds of their ethnicity. Plus only a TINY minority of RAF personnel are aircrew (pilots, navigators etc.). The vast majority are airframe fitters, mechanics, RAF Regiment, electricians, radar operators and so on.
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  15225. The trouble with Linton on Ouse is that there aren't enough little white girls for all the male migrants. Local sheep should be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
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  15226. The half are all males. The other half are the women, who know they'll be stabbed to death if they voice any opinion.
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  15227.  @susiegreenwood8320  I'd never heard of this person. This man's death requires greater publicity and scrutiny. Murdered for confronting the covid lies.
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  15228.  @loonaticsrunningtheassylum  All of those deaths were caused by covid. The BBC says so.
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  15229. "I hear you're a transphobic racist now, Graham Linehan" - The Woke Crowd.
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  15230. Security cameras are r-ist. 99% of the time, they only record people of one type committing crime.
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  15231.  @buckass  Yes, Andrew Lawrence was cancelled because he'd made a funny comment. The leftist Stalinists cancelled him as a warning to others: Comply with our narrative or we'll destroy your entire career, in the name of protecting free speech. Andrew was lucky. In Russia, Putin would novichok him.
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  15232. The BBC was founded in the era of airships, biplane airliners, tuberculosis, polio, rickets, steam trains and cinemas showing black and white silent movies. The world has moved on and it's time for the BBC to disband itself.
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  15233. I distrust the police when they identify with or support any specific group. Imagine your child had been sexually assaulted by a gay. Could you trust these police to carry out a thorough investigation, when they openly promote the ideology of the criminal offender? Similarly, I would not trust the impartiality of coppers whose cars promote Islam, Catholicism, Zionism, veganism or CND.
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  15234. @michael alderman Police stepping out of LBGTQ-emblazoned cars, dragging people to the cells and conducting strip-searches on handcuffed teens. Gotta wonder what they like about their job.
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  15235. The best way to promote free speech is to prevent people from expressing dangerous views. Let's set up a committee. No free speech unless the committee awards a permit. Yeah. Yeah. That's free speech. Yeah. (Kamala Harris approves this message.)
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  15236. To give Bidet his due, he himself can't be blamed for any of this. He ceased understanding stuff years ago.
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  15237. Are there ANY Brexiteers who could win? Answer No. Boris's downfall is a coup d'etat by the Remainers. It's impossible for a Brexiteer to win. Sad.
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  15238. There should be a commission set up to investigate this. Hunter Biden would get the job.
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  15239.  @gerainthall1941  It's interesting that comedians often make excellent actors. It's partly about timing.
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  15240. Woke makes you free. Accept the compulsory experimental jab. Eat the bugs. Every possession will be deleted. You will own nothing and be happy.
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  15241.  @mikavirtanen7029  Some accents are "mid-Atlantic". Most of us don't actually speak like Stewie Griffin. The actor Cary Grant is a good example of "!mid-Atlantic". Also, Grant's accent was deliberately mimicked for the TV series Captain Scarlet.
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  15242. I refuse to fund a corporation which propagandises my ethnic replacement.
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  15243. Will the AI girlfriend have a p*n15?
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  15244. I demand reparations from the Italian government, following their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter. Gimme munny.
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  15245.  @M-S_4321  PREDICTION: The deep state will dig up fake accusations against Tucker, alleging he groped a woman 17 years ago or failed to pay a tax or once made a comment which, taken out of context, can be made to appear way-sist.
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  15246. Lee Harvey Oswald was aiming for Mrs. Kennedy. Maybe.
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  15247. I myself could do the job of all 16 of them for half of that.
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  15248.  @SuperiorMind  I'd like to reply, but it it would be deleted in the name of free speech.
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  15249.  @johnnotrealname8168  I didn't expect the Spanish inquisition.
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  15250. We're also told space-aliens are real. They'll tell us ANYTHING to instil a sense of terror and command our obedience. Or to distract us from Hunter's dodgy dealings. The BBC blames Trump. Obviously. Or Brexit. Or Nigel.
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  15251.  @michaeljones7465  It's not a case of Biden "can't" attend. It's a case of Biden REFUSING to attend. On that basis, Kamala must refuse to attend as well. I expect Donald would be pleased to attend instead.
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  15252.  @gee_emm  He was handcuffed to protect himself and the people who arrested him. Paramedics couldn't attend to the guy unless he was handcuffed first. He was left in a cell for THREE MINUTES and died in that time. White guys would've been dealt identically. Where's the racism?
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  15253.  @fjdjsjsjsjjsjdbdbsbbd6689  He killed himself by making bad life choices. His family contributed by failing to support him. He died in the THREE MINUTES he was left alone. Nobody could've seen that coming.
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  15254.  @fjdjsjsjsjjsjdbdbsbbd6689  So you're the son of Leon Briggs?
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  15255.  @fjdjsjsjsjjsjdbdbsbbd6689  When you write "Don't tell me about my own dad", it implies Leon Briggs was your father. Leon Briggs was a screaming, angry violent man who was restrained for the protection of the police, himself and any paramedics who might have attended. Leaving the man unattended for three minutes isn't unreasonable.
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  15256.  @fjdjsjsjsjjsjdbdbsbbd6689  The commentary says Briggs had a "drug-induced psychotic episode". Drugs killed him. Being arrested by the police had nothing to do with it. A white male would have been dealt with identically. Racism had nothing to do with it. The next time there's a big drug-crazed angry man, screaming and behaving violently, shouting and swearing and spitting and biting and throwing punches and wrestling and grabbing, maybe YOU should deal with the guy WITHOUT cuffing him. If you leave him alone for THREE MINUTES, maybe YOU should be accused of racist murder.
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  15257.  @gee_emm  Actually you're wrong. The incidence of black/white deaths in custody in the UK is virtually identical, taking into account the population sizes. The number of people dying in custody is thankfully tiny, and you're fractionally MORE likely to die in custody if you're white. Go on, look it up. As for protection: If a big man is going berserk in a public place, the safest thing for EVERYBODY is to put him in cuffs.
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  15258.  @fjdjsjsjsjjsjdbdbsbbd6689  The news report states within 30 seconds that he suffered a "drug-induced psychotic episode". Is that false?
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  15259.  @fjdjsjsjsjjsjdbdbsbbd6689  If I was Margaret Briggs, I'd have a good cause to complain to Channel 4.
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  15260.  @gee_emm  Yeah, but only because he was cuffed.
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  15261. Another former Labour MP, Paul Clark, was convicted today (12 May '23) of possessing indecent images of children being raped.
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  15262.  @JOEFABULOUS.  Oooh tough talk.
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  15263.  @jeffmcgrath9284  Many people die with breathing problems in rural areas. Lots of pollen in the air. No bus services to take you to a hospital, 20 miles away. Maybe the REAL problem in London is that it's imported 3,000,000 Somalis and Pakistanis, which is a greater population than the city can sustain.
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  15264. Funny how your truthful comment might get you arrested for hate speech.
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  15265.  StopCensoringMeYouTubeSueYT  I Liked your reply on the basis of your name. No other reason required.
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  15266. It's always the scousers.
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  15267. As pointless as cancelling her driving licence.
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  15268.  @СлаваССС-м4с  Trump did it.
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  15269.  @forbiddenrecallskillinguss4012  Gas was used to flush the Polish resistance out of the Warsaw sewers during the Uprising.
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  15270.  @pauls.arts.and.craft.  Russia couldn't have won without trucks made in Detroit and the British convoys to Archangel. Most of the Red Army's casualties were down to the utter incompetence and indifference to human suffering of the Soviet high command.
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  15271.  @johnj.spurgin7037  We're watching the collapse of western civilisation.
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  15272.  @acepirosu5871  Yeah, the Vikings stole my Spam. (I apologise if that's an obscure reference.)
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  15273.  @ItsJustRyan89  Be careful about calling somebody a pedant. I called somebody a pedant a few weeks ago. He misread the word as "paedophile" and mayhem ensued.
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  15274.  @MythosTheSophist  I come here for the videos. I linger for the funny comments.
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  15275.  @acepirosu5871  I'll have your Spam! I'll have eggs with Spam, chips with Spam, beans with egg and chips and more Spam, I'll have Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, eggs and chips and more Spam. (Persons without grey hair don't have a clue about what we're prattling about.)
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  15276.  @Dazzler37  Work will set you free.
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  15277. Metric system.
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  15278. Reminds me of a Simca Aronde.
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  15279.  @krileayn  True, but Amber might have misunderstood. It appears she was unfaithful and bonked James Franco. I mean the actor, not the duck from the movie "Ted".
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  15280.  @gregmcfarnon1140  Haha!
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  15281. Hitler had a German shepherd. Therefore all German shepherds must be Nazis. Expect that argument very soon...
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  15282.  @Bender_B._Rodriguez  I can see YOUR comment, but I suspect my PREVIOUS comment here is invisible. Also, every time I leave a comment about the gas supply in the Baltic which the US destroyed, ALL of those comments are rendered invisible to everyone except myself. I can't use key trigger-words. The algorithms will hide my comment if I do so.
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  15283.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  I'm a Pastafarian. May the Noodly Love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster caress you with His warm sticky embrace. Live Long and Pasta!
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  15284.  @stupendous7848  "You are not my supervisor!"
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  15285. The dragon was murdered by a racist. Green Lives Matter. (BBC any day soon.)
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  15286.  @Occident.  No, it's true. That's why the bass drummer often gets the leopardskin tabard.
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  15287. @--6394 Obviously a bl ick bloke would only get the job if there was a bl ick bloke handy. They were associated with beating drums.
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  15288.  @kingrubbatiti1285  Unlike me, you've never been a military drum major / bass drummer. No names or pack drill, but I've been there, done that. It's not untrue just because you never knew about this. Georgian regiments with hundreds of soldiers often had Huguenots, Hessians and Dutchmen. If, IF there was one bl ick bloke, liberated from a slave ship, he'd be made the bass drummer.
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  15289. Sadly, the electoral system is rigged to favour the big parties. Reform could get one third of the national vote without winning a single seat. But I'll vote for Reform rather than a Uniparty candidate anyway. (EDIT - Can anybody see this? Sometimes I'm shadow-banned.)
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  15290. Ku Klux Karen.
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  15291. Bader attended the same school as Lawrence Olivier, the British actor who played Dowding on screen.
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  15292. An electric motor in this Lotus would be very impressive.
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  15293. This scheme was thought up by idiots who couldn't organise a party in a garden.
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  15294. One of the few other patriots running the country is Putin. At least they love their countries.
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  15295. I want a Harry Hill-type decision. Who's the worst shitweazle in London: Cressida Dick or Sadiq Khan? Only one way to find out... FIGHT!
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  15296. I want to shout "Wankel rotary engine" at the top of my lungs.
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  15297. How's this for context? I've always liked girlfriends who've got some spunk in them. A girl with real spunk is a wonderful person to be with. Spunk, spunk, spunk. We've got good old British spunk.
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  15298.  @markrowley2739  I don't see him much any more, he's a vampire these days.
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  15299. So... cancelling images of black folk to fight waycism. And that'll help because...?
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  15300. Can I do that at petrol stations?
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  15301. @No one! Yes. A few days ago, a British policeman who'd shared jokes about George Floyd in a private online group chat was sentenced to 20 weeks imprisonment. The magistrate was called Tam Ikram, which I don't think is a British name. The joke wasn't revealed. I assume it must've been bloody funny!
    1
  15302.  @defectiveindustries  Wood chippers clog up. I know, that's happened to me.
    1
  15303.  @anxiouspsycho50  How is that NOT funny?
    1
  15304. I misread your comment as stating "miles above my gay pride" and couldn't understand it.
    1
  15305.  @Beedee729  Go visit the Lotus Eaters when they're discussing Greek philosophy.
    1
  15306.  @christinalayzelle832  According to the last census, only 37% of the electorate describe themselves as white British. Khan could stand again tomorrow and win.
    1
  15307.  @offal  More than half of London's electorate is non-whyte. They'll keep electing Khan because he hates the rest of us.
    1
  15308.  @muhnayme8434  Sad to see how many replies are disappearing.
    1
  15309. So most Democrats are as senile as Biden. Unlike Biden, they're going to retire.
    1
  15310. Tony Blair is an unflushable turd. A war criminal hiding in plain sight.
    1
  15311. A "virute" signal? Yeah. That too.
    1
  15312.  jhon.francis  ello
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  15313.  @avlisk  Khan also wanted Met coppers to shoot anybody who vandalises his ULEZ cameras. That's the real reason they all resigned.
    1
  15314. Charles Darwin would approve.
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  15315. US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're watching the suicide of western civilisation.
    1
  15316.  @youtubeyoutube936  I'm amazed we're killing ourselves with a smile.
    1
  15317.  @1974alancampbell  Thanks, Kaboom. I'm white but my wife isn't. Our son is halfnhalf. I would be called a racist for defending our white civilisation and values. Anybody who hates our shared culture is a racist.
    1
  15318. Harry killed his victims via War Thunder.
    1
  15319. I hope Me. BBB is already planning next year's April 1st video.
    1
  15320. Cho Bei Deng is the best POTUS China has ever had.
    1
  15321.  @manoman0  The Borg wanted unity. Resistance is futile. Accept assimilation.
    1
  15322. Everyone who buys a licence is funding their own destruction.
    1
  15323. Biden is a brain-dead puppet. It's the people who hold his strings who are dangerous.
    1
  15324.  @gideondejongh838  It's great, isn't it?
    1
  15325. Clever title!
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  15326.  @TayWoode  I click on replies and yours disappears. It's only visible to you and I. Something in your harmless reply was recognised by the Al Gore rhythms and caused its cancellation in the name of free speech.
    1
  15327.  @andyxox4168  Good advice is always welcome. One of my comments which disappeared is about the average age of death among the jabbed. I'd like to tell you, but I've tried posting it TWICE and it's disappeared both times. I even try writing percentages in words, not figures, and deliberately spelling words incorrectly. Those algorithms are smart.
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  15328.  @andyxox4168  Thanks, Andy. Sometimes Yewtrube sees through the deception.
    1
  15329.  @simondjangothe4349  Given their dire opinion poll results, the Tory government needs to introduce this reform ASAP.
    1
  15330. I demand reparations from Italy following their illegal enslavement and occupation of Britannia. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter.
    1
  15331. @michael alderman Damned right.
    1
  15332.  @Winterascent  Why this date?
    1
  15333. The government doesn't give a damn about the British people.
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  15334. The steering wheel looks the same as the wheel on my 1969 Alfa Romeo 1750 GTV.
    1
  15335.  @ronniedixon1128  Agreed.
    1
  15336. Fish sticks.
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  15337. It's a mediocre sequel. Not enough of me in it.
    1
  15338. This cadaver isn't dead. He's resting. He's tired and shagged out after a long squawk. The human cadaver prefers kipping on a mortuary slab.
    1
  15339.  @roastingminer6919  News coverage on British TV. I mean - the mainstream media never lies, does it? Maybe they lied to me and millions of others.
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  15340.  @PumpkinHoard  I don't know whether to trust ANY of the news reports. My first instinct was to trust the reports it was an his lamb ick group (cre4t1ve 5pell1ng). Alternative claims suggest it was a Ukrainian attack. I've read it might be an attack by an his lamb ick minority in Ukraine, in vengeance for the Ruskies giving them a big kicking.
    1
  15341.  @roastingminer6919  Been on the radio news this morning that his lamb ick state has claimed responsibility. Dunno if it's true. His lamb ick state, Russia and the BBC are all liars.
    1
  15342.  @grotekleum  Hey grotekleum - your comment which elicited Jon Bon's reply has disappeared. I assume it contained a word or a phrase that either YouTube's algorithms or a leftist regarded as too truthful to be read by other people.
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  15343.  @grotekleum  THANKS!
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  15344. Mystery Fence Party. Hahaha! Please repeat widely.
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  15345.  @petergibbs1683  Haha!
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  15346.  @alanmarr3323  True. Like all Islamic "inventions", the concept of "Arabic" numerals was adopted after the Muslims invaded other territories and enslaved the peoples who lived there.
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  15347.  @ramalama9650  THANKS! Also, I click on Replies and yours disappears. Your reply is visible to me but nobody else. YouTube's algorithms have discovered something harmful in your harmless reply.
    1
  15348.  @zxyatiywariii8  Correct!
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  15349.  @helendancelot  As zxy reports in his reply, Zuby lifted a weight a few years ago which is heavier than the existing womens British weight lifting record. Zuby keeps himself fit but he's not an athlete. So if Zuby identified as a woman, he could both retain his penis and become the British female weight lifting champion.
    1
  15350.  @basiltozer9078  I thought they got one with George I up to the present day.
    1
  15351.  @haitch2676  Is that you, Clem?
    1
  15352.  @jascam74  Yep. I couldn't remember her name. Too many lying c*nts in Parliament. There was one less lying c*nt after Angela Rayner closed her legs.
    1
  15353. RAF in WW2 had Poles, Yanks, Aussies, Kiwis, South Africans, Free French and a wide diversity of other nationals. Most of those aircrew and engineers would be banned today, in favour of Nigerians, Somalis, Pakistanis, females and transgenders. Yeah, that'll make Strike Command more effective. Right?
    1
  15354. The Irish, British and French governments hey 8 and despise their own people.
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  15355. I'm certain those attackers voted for Biden.
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  15356.  @DustyCruz  Hahaha!
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  15357.  @Exnavyjay  Is that you, Clem?
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  15358.  @Exnavyjay  Toast's been playing Othello. There's black makeup on Mrs. P.'s boobies. I can't figure out if there's a connection. (Confused persons should search "ray bloody Purchase".)
    1
  15359. Let's all start a fake rumour that Greta burned the Koran. That'll shut her up, right?
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  15360.  @rhrrtt  No. If people could only qualify to vote based upon intelligence, skill-level, educational attainment or the ownership of land, the wealthy elites would twist the system to their own advantage.
    1
  15361.  @myahsoodinim8570  Ellwood is barely conservative. He's previously tweeted that he's pleased to see the Great Reset in motion.
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  15362.  @susanwojcickisnicetwin  Yep. But you'll have fun id you're sentenced to a womens' prison.
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  15363.  @drzoidberg19855  Is that you, Clem?
    1
  15364.  @user-qp6lj6gu7s  I'm surprised Brendan got the part 'cos he's not BAME.
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  15365. Yeah 'cos you used your white privilege. That's what the BBC would claim.
    1
  15366. I want Dom to sing us a song about it.
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  15367. IMPFUNG MACHT FREI. Take a shower. Wear striped pyjamas. It's for your health. Yeah. We've seen that before.
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  15368.  @TatianaGlare-jy4iv  1,000 of these drones are far better than 100 tanks.
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  15369. Cant the UK just send them Bercow?
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  15370. Same reason they're ignoring the non-release of the Grooming Gangs report.
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  15371. Some people call Simon a Nazi. Some people call Simon a Zionist shill. Same as the accusations against Tommy Robinson. I say: MAKE UP YOUR F*CKING MIND.
    1
  15372. Neil Young should recall "Needle and the Damage Done".
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  15373.  @Occident.  The Ps and the Js have been murdering each other for 3,000 years. I don't care what they do over there. I just don't want them to bring their chit to the UK. (Cre4t1ve 5pelling.)
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  15374.  @TheNobbynoonar  Shuddup yew gramar narzi who's litrully Hilter! Joke.)
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  15375.  @motey99  Perhaps sheep are justified in being wolfophobic.
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  15376.  @TheNobbynoonar  Agreed, and I love your name. Visions of your character in my mind as I type this.
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  15377.  @Occident.  Dyslectic? I've got a little Tourettes syndrome myself, bum nipple.
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  15378. Shut up Meg.
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  15379. The Conservatives claim Labour is dangerous. Because Labour will allow an amnesty for all the illegals and they'll all be able to stay here. So no change there.
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  15380.  @jacktattis  I can't find the comment you're replying to. I'm not American.
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  15381.  @jacktattis  Perhaps you intended to reply to a different comment, but mistakenly replied to me instead. Friendly fire. Something our American cousins are very good at.
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  15382. Shoosh - don't write that or the coppers will kick down your door and arrest you for wrong-think.
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  15383. 1 MAYBE FIRST!
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  15384. 'Cos I've got white privilege, obviously.
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  15385.  @JSFGuy  I also wear a MAGA hat and throw bleach on unemployed actors after midnight.
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  15386. Andrew looks a bit like Vincent van Gogh, and there's a van Gogh mounted on the wall behind him. Andrew also resembles Prince Harry. Unlike Harry, Andrew is unlikely to have a butt-plug up his bottom.
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  15387.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Maybe one day review the movie, "The Outlaw Josie Wales" and attract extra viewers from around the world. Lots of anti-government lines in that movie. "Don't p*ss down my back and tell me it's raining". The author of the original novel "Bound for Texas" is a bit contentious himself.
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  15388. Too many lying twats in the Commons. One of them went silent as soon as Angela closed her legs.
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  15389.  @andrewgill2496  No, Khan uses Union flag toilet paper. The khunt.
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  15390.  @pigstick132  We're watching the collapse of western civilisation. So sad.
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  15391. Leaving that comment means you can be accused of waycism.
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  15392.  @2935441  Some towns have such a huge Islamic population, it's impossible to overturn any laws which oppose Christian or secular views.
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  15393.  @StevieBoy999  IS THAT TRUE ?!?
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  15394.  @bigbarry8343  All going according to the WEF's agenda.
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  15395. Description of attackers: Teens. What else?
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  15396. No such thing as white privilege. Only wealth privilege. Both wealth and poverty are hereditary. If you're born to an unmarried mother, never knew your father, grew up among dope dealers and couldn't read or write properly, I can predict your future life with moderate accuracy regardless of your colour.
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  15397. Jokes about chickens crossing the road are offensive to chickens and vegans. Such jokes encourage cruelty to animals, a slippery slope to becoming a serial killer. It's even worse if the chicken is a gay Muslim. Disagree and you're a sadistic homophobic racist proto-murderer.
    1
  15398. Nice to see you here, Carl.
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  15399.  @PibrochPonder  No. It's invasion.
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  15400.  @joannerichards5481  News in the UK: There's a Chinese spy in the House of Commons. There's also an Indian spy in 10 Downing Street. Watch out in case he straps himself to the underside of a van to escape.
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  15401.  @jamesduncan6729  The government is making decisions for children, which might be compared with sending kids to live with heroin addicts. That's a neat comparison which deserves repetition. If you disagree with the comparison, you're welcome to append your own.
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  15402.  @EmperorSigismund  The 1962 puppet series "Fireball XL5" is being repeated on TV. It's always preceded by a warning that the programme is rated a "12" and might be unsuitable for children. Presumably because there are depictions of Steve Zodiac shooting monochrome wooden space-aliens with his ray gun. TV these days is needlessly woke and risk-averse.
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  15403. Used your huite systemic privilege, claims the BBC. Probably.
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  15404. @SteveFarEast i woz goin to wryte the saym thing aboat steves' spelin butt yoo beet me too it. I hope Steve will forgive us for being speling Narzis and litrully Hilter. The comments always reveal whether somebody left school five years or 50 years ago.
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  15405. I want CANZUK and I want it NOW.
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  15406.  @eds-egg  Good quote.
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  15407. Somebody needs to trip-up Biden in an interview. Ask him, "President Trump strongly supported the 13th Amendment. Shouldn't we abolish it?" The 13th Amendment abolished slavery. I'd love to see Biden called out in this way.
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  15408. Compulsory vaccinations are contrary to the Nuremberg Code and the Helsinki Declaration.
    1
  15409. Macron knows he'll be replaced by Le Pen come the next presidential elections. He's making vague statements to win a few per cent of extra votes. Would you trust a man whose wife is older than his grandmother? Me neither.
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  15410.  @jrobs1133  This is true, but there's a different point being made here. The electorate had a choice. They decided to elect a government headed by Boris. They would not have decided to elect a government headed by Rishi. As the Conservatives will shortly discover.
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  15411.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Not bad for a bloke who prefers to write western novels.
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  15412. Ellwood is super-woke and claims the return of the Taliban in Afghanistan is a good thing.
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  15413. Yeah 'cos you used your whyte privilege. The BBC told me so. Your adjusted position is about 20th, behind several grades of BAME persons and alphabet people. Claim otherwise and Sadiq Khan will call you a covid-denier.
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  15414.  @davidwhelan1545  Putin is the only leader of a major country who opposes the WEF. So the WEF organises a coalition to fight against Russia. The loans which are borrowed by the coalition are arranged via the WEF.
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  15415. Friendly reminder: Julian Assange rots in prison as you read this. His only crime: Exposing criminals in high office. Who remain in power.
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  15416. Love from the UK!
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  15417.  @paulrendell8797  HAHAHA! Yes!
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  15418.  @charliegirl3056  Thankyou for correcting my spelling, Linda. But she wasn't Roman.
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  15419.  @charliegirl3056  I demand reparations from the Italian government, following their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia from 48 BC. I remain traumatised. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter. Gimme munny n reparashuns n stuff cos slavery n sheet n we woz kangs.
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  15420. This is why shops in the south used to have signs, excluding certain persons. Unjust. Immoral. Wrong. Disgusting. But THIS is why some people thought it was necessary. Genuine tough guys like Jack Palance and Lee Marvin attended the Oscars and never slapped people. Heavy-duty rockers attended the Grammys without brawling. But here we are again.
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  15421.  @marekjacek1678  I click on Replies and yours disappears. YouTube's algorithms detected something in your comment which is truthful and needed to be hidden. Or perhaps the algorithms disapprove of the word "scr0tum".
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  15422.  @tuckasamms  Surely you don't mean that.
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  15423.  @DonatusOkechukwuOkoli-zc7nz  Thankyou, Sir! We've still got lots of family photos. I was almost born in Nigeria. My family had good memories of Tarqua Beach. I'm sorry if I spelled "Tarkwa" or "Taruar" incorrectly.
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  15424.  @DonatusOkechukwuOkoli-zc7nz  We've still got some photos of the royal tour. Some American civil engineers wanted to buy the toilet which HM the Queen used on her arrival. They wanted to take it back to the USA, and exhibit it as the toilet which the Queen peed into. So the British engineers used a hammer and smashed it.
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  15425.  @anonUK  Davis is a working class lad who joined the Army and made good. I'd stand with Davis on every matter. I wouldn't stand near Blunt unless my back was against the wall.
    1
  15426. Take a BAe 146 and fit four Pegasus engines. Job done.
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  15427.  @mrubin3770  Agreed. The same applies to this V/STOL jetliner.
    1
  15428.  @AdrianJayeOnline  "Wight" because YT routinely renders my comments invisible. Capital "W" because it references the Isle of Wight, thus confusing the algorithms. Leftists patrol channels like this and routinely report every comment they disagree with as H-speech. Hard to know which word or phrase triggers the AI.
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  15429.  @whataboutusshipman7760  Haha!
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  15430.  @johneyton5452  Thanks, I'll remember that phrase.
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  15431.  @brianperry  My comment references culture, not the R-word. You are searching for R-ism where there is none.
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  15432.  @Omulosi  Yes, 'cos otherwise YT's algorithms might cancel my comment.
    1
  15433.  @samhassan683  It's true that the analogy between the Steam Fair and the Carnival is comparing apples with shoes, they ain't the same. The biggest difference is that the Steam Fair is ticketed whereas the Carnival is free, but another factor is the demographics. All of these factors deserve to be taken into account. None should be ignored.
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  15434.  @davidbetts9332  Thanks. Lots of my comments get disabled by the algorithms 'cos they're falsely-reported as H-speech. I've written on videos about Xi Ping and China, "I've never trusted the Chinese since Mr. Washee-Washee stole Peter Griffin's shirt", a Family Guy reference. If I leave that comment now, the AI disables it. I predict you and I will see this reply but nobody else can.
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  15435.  @samhassan683  Another example is the Blandford Georgian Fayre, an annual one-day street event. Hasn't happened since covid. Tens of thousands of visitors, 99% white, almost the only non-Europeans were the Gurkha soldiers who drew admiring and respectful appreciation from everyone who saw them. Zero lootings or cars set on fire.
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  15436. Where's the outcry from our "Conservative" government? How the f*ck can Tory MPS keep their mouths shut? They should be incandescent with fury.
    1
  15437.  @clairhonnor6211  Does she retain her prostate?
    1
  15438. Biden is unhappy because he couldn't find the ancestral home of the O'Bamas. Biden says the O'Bamas were definitely black and probably tanned.
    1
  15439. Well spotted! Very unusual for Mark Felton to make any errors. You're right. Pat Pattle flew Gladiators and Hurricanes. Eric Lock is seen in a Spitfire.
    1
  15440.  @MDzmitry  True. A great man, a true leader, barely remembered today.
    1
  15441.  @luissera1296  A '69 Alfa.
    1
  15442. The Dominion machine says you voted Democrat.
    1
  15443.  @johnboylan3832  I click on "5 Replies" and only yours and one other are visible. Supporting liberty by deleting free speech. Yay all hail the Uniparty!
    1
  15444.  DonaldMcRonald-zl5jx  I miss the era when banks were capitalist, and made a profit by providing their clients with services. Refusing a bank account to people who are disliked is equivalent to stores in the 1960s USA refusing to serve "colored" shoppers.
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  15445.  @Jimmybarth  Agreed. We used to hang traitors. But now being a traitor is official government policy.
    1
  15446. I loath and detest our British establishment. As a white person, that puts me in the same mindset as Muslims and BLM supporters. But for different reasons.
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  15447.  @pialakin6517  I'm phobic about taking a bath and tumbling an electric toaster into the water. Also, walking directly in front of fast cars, parachuting without a parachute, eating rat poison and stuffing my head into a light aircraft's whirling airscrew. Nuffin' phobic, entirely rational. Same with being wary of Museums (cre4t1ve 5pelling).
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  15448. @@adamjames2332 Enjoy your replacement.
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  15449. REAL right-wing survivalists are fat and covered with tattoos.
    1
  15450.  @dhalsim-1  It was Virginia Gioffre who accused Andy of bonking her. Virginia also claims Stephen Hawking participated in orgies with children. Perhaps Virginia's word is less than wholly reliable.
    1
  15451. Hey Andrew - there's a bloke called Keef Kuntabout who looks just like you.
    1
  15452. I wouldn't. Would you?
    1
  15453.  @AngryBootneck  I'd never known the word "munter" until today.
    1
  15454. There was a time when Christians encouraged celibacy, monogamy and family values. Do that today and it's a hate crime.
    1
  15455. My wife gets a lot of pre-menstrual tension. She also gets a lot of menstrual tension, post menstrual tension and intermenstrual tension. Ain't marriage great.
    1
  15456. All going according to plan.
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  15457.  @stephfoxwell4620  I demand compensation from Italy, following the illegal Roman invasion and enslavement of Britannia from the year 50BC. Ancient British Blue-painted Lives Matter. Gimme reparashuns n munny n sheet cos we woz kangs.
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  15458. Yeah but only 'cos you used your white privilege. The BBC told me so.
    1
  15459.  @johntheherbalistg8756  Diane Abbott claims being First is racist. 'Cos that means number one, and Diane can't count that high.
    1
  15460. Yes.
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  15461. Peter Griffin was right. Shut up Meg.
    1
  15462. If Calvin became a race-grifter like Diane and Lammy, he'd be on twice his salary.
    1
  15463.  @justinmccray5014  Nah, don't be upset. CNN claims he became First via white privilege.
    1
  15464.  @myrescuecats3028  Labour and the Tories are two squirts of dribbling diarrhea from the same septic putrid unwiped anus.
    1
  15465. Every PJW video is a masterpiece.
    1
  15466.  @b1oh1  I click on Replies and yours disappears. YouTube's algorithms are weird. Here's a comment which YouTube always refuses to post, although you might still be able to see it. According to the FBI's statistics, 50% of all murders are committed by African American males aged 16 to 40. Yet those murderers are a tiny percentage of the population.
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  15467.  @Crym123  You'd think so, right up to the moment some guy enters your house at 2am and holds a full-semi-automatic assault pillow to the head of your little girl. The only defense against a bad guy with a fully-semi-automatic assault pillow is a good guy with a fully-semi-automatic assault pillow. Disagree and you're not a real American.
    1
  15468. Good riddance.
    1
  15469.  @rogerwoodhouse7945  KC3 is the head of the C of E. Appoints archbishops according to the recommendations he's given. KC3 enables this. The buck stops with him.
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  15470.  @idek6585  Haha! Both Himmler and Goering had kids as well.
    1
  15471.  @idek6585  I saw a TV documentary some years ago. Goering's daughter was living off-grid in the USA. She spoke about the horrors of being Herman's daughter, and had herself sterilised to end the line. it's dreadful to realise that Goering's daughter had somehow bought into the cr4p that guilt passes into subsequent generations.
    1
  15472.  @primordialpouch565  Mostly peaceful.
    1
  15473. Shut up Meg.
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  15474. I don't know and I don't care where the first humans evolved. But this little scrap of land at the far edge of Europe is OURS. Persons who've evolved differently have no right to it.
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  15475.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Reminds me of the Monty Python Brain Surgeon sketch.
    1
  15476.  @jamesbarbour8400  Uniparty.
    1
  15477.  @annemoncrieff3875  Reminds me of a line spoken by Homer Simpson, after Planet Earth was captured by the space-aliens, Kang and Kodos. "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos".
    1
  15478.  @commiehunter7964  Satan is an example of toxic male power, claims the left.
    1
  15479. Were you watching me?
    1
  15480. Leprechauns are waycist. Claims the BBC. Probably.
    1
  15481. Damn right!
    1
  15482. Can't be the new Doctor Whoke unless you're a gay African.
    1
  15483.  @sandgrownun66  Yep.
    1
  15484. Cue Handel's Sarabande.
    1
  15485.  @Gozzillacia  Hey Joe - I've received your reply via my in box, but when I click on it, your comment disappears. There is a phrase somewhere within your comment which YouTube's algorithms define as hate speech. I'm replying to you via your PREVIOUS comment. Also - I agree with every part of both of your comments.
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  15486. Please jail the RNLI. They bring 100X more migrants to the UK than these smugglers ever did.
    1
  15487.  @theredknight9314  The UK electoral system works against any new party. Reform or similar could win a third of the national vote but fail to get one single seat. (EDIT - Can anyone see this? Sometimes h8ers falsely-report my comments as sumthin' nasty, the Al Gore rhythms remember my phrasing and render further similar replies invisible.)
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  15488. I thought of Colin Chapman. "Simplify and add lightness". Never managed to figure it out.
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  15489. @kat martin Biggles?
    1
  15490. Twat Valley Police have made no arrests of grooming gangs, but thousands of arrests of far right extremist bigots making unkind comments in text messages.
    1
  15491. ...and Brexit.
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  15492. Sudanese Sid + Libyan Larry = Greater demand at kebab shops.
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  15493.  @lovepeaceandrespect8808  Has he suicided himself yet?
    1
  15494. Jussie is wondering about this.
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  15495. Agreed. Judge Jeffries. The Bloody Assize. Farm hands left to rot on gallows at every crossroad across the south west. Where's YOUR compensation and mine?
    1
  15496. I demand reparations from the Italian government, following their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia. Druid Lives Matter. Gimme reparashuns n munny n sneakers n widescreen TVs n sheet.
    1
  15497.  @TheMaleRei  I suspect roger is a leftist numpty.
    1
  15498.  @tonyfairey7733  AGREED but Keef Fluffabout would be better as PM. Instead we'll either get Prof. Gideon Micropenis in a dress, or a brown version of Frof. Micropenis sitting on a £billion of pharma shares.
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  15499. She came from a family of extremists.
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  15500. They'll come for Neil very soon. Someone will falsely accuse Neil of touching someone's bum, 40 years ago. He'll be dropped from GB News. A three year investigation. Zero income but spending six figures on his own legal expenses. His reputation will be permanently destroyed. Expressing a narrative other than that authorised by the Deep State will not be permitted. He'll get a prison cell alongside that of Assange.
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  15501.  @michaelcornish7916  WELL SPOTTED.
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  15502.  @fraserbailey6347  A good correction. And polite too. How very un-YouTube.
    1
  15503. (In Harry Hill's voice) Keir Starmer is a scumbag who runs away from answering questions. And Suella Braverman is a scumbag who runs away from answering questions. But who's the scummiest runaway? Only one way to find out - FIGHT!
    1
  15504.  @simonmilligan7497  Thanks, I didn't know that.
    1
  15505.  @simonmilligan7497  There's a very detailed comment a few inches below, by somebody called rickimarco. It details the anti-European massacres which preceded the Amritsar massacre. I recommend finding and reading it. Vengeance breeds vengeance. Look at Israel and Palestine.
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  15506.  @jimjones-bk2is  You appear to be reading comments and finding meanings in them which aren't actually there.
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  15507.  @richardspanner5923  Agreed.
    1
  15508.  @jimjones-bk2is  There were never more than about 1,000 British colonial administrators across the entire subcontinent. The number of British soldiers was miniscule. "British India" depended on the goodwill of the princes who gave their allegiance to the Crown. When the people revolted and the princes saw the writing on the wall, the British knew it was time to leave.
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  15509.  @WeedMIC  I'm relying on a Google search. Maybe Google lied. 100% believable that Google lied. I trust Simon before Google.
    1
  15510.  @WeedMIC  Try Googling again. A search with different criteria will yield a different result. My point isn't about how many Arabs live in Israel, the West Bank and Gaza. It's about whether it's beneficial to live with millions of people in your country who hate and detest you. Diversity, yay.
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  15511. Yes, I wouldn't have noticed without your comment.
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  15512. Starmer can't agree whether he's got a penis.
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  15513. There's a good video on YouTube, where the talented TV cook, Ainsley Harriot, discovers his black ancestors owned, bought and sold slaves in the Caribbean. Seek and ye shall find.
    1
  15514. WELL DONE JANET.
    1
  15515. Why can't we just dig a big trench around the UK and fill the hole with water? That'll stop them, right? Yeah.
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  15516.  @PlasticPellets  The criminal looks half white and half black. Which race am I being racist against?
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  15517.  @PlasticPellets  "I'm not racist, I watch tons of black porn" - Brian Griffin.
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  15518. Are there any photos? I want to judge for myself whether a trans-penis looks realistic in any way.
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  15519.  @Fahrenheit2030  I'm imagining a scene from "Family Guy", with the Griffins looking at the pictures and throwing up.
    1
  15520. £540K is too much.
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  15521. The WEF is putting western nations into perpetual debt. Nations which are in debt to the WEF become its puppets. Borrowing to fund the lockdown, the recovery, the war in Ukraine, baling out failed banks... Refuse to accept a WEF policy (such as unlimited fugees) and the WEF will pull the plug.
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  15522. Did you weep with joy at the end? I'm just sitting here thinking about the ending, and the tears are already welling-up.
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  15523. Glastonbury holds an event, which is mostly attended by whyte people. No riots, no cars set on fire. Compare this with the Notting Hill carnival. Some cultures are better than others. Critics claim there should be more BAME people at Glastonbury. Why?
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  15524. You're FIRST. The BBC claims you acquired this position via systemic Wight wace privilege. Your ethnically-adjusted position is 78th.
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  15525. FIRST 'cos I've got white racist privilege and my ancestors owned slaves and I'm a toxic male and and and... I'm sorry, I've listened to Vanessa Feltz on BBC Radio 2 again.
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  15526.  @josephstevens9888  "You can teach monkeys to fly better than that!"
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  15527. Andrew Lawrence invented the character, Prof. Gideon Micropenis. This lot is a parody of Mr. Lawrence's parody.
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  15528. You've triggered lots of numpties who are leaving comments below.
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  15529.  @hiramabiff2017  It's a myth that Reform voters are all disgruntled Tories. The same as the myth that every pro-Brexit voter was afr irght or Tory. If Reform had never been founded, there would still be a Labour landslide.
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  15530.  @hiramabiff2017  I wish the Conservatives would stand down and go away. They can't possibly win. The Tories are stealing votes from Reform and securing a Labour victory.
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  15531. It's funny that Putin's Russia has borrowed $billions to fight his war against Ukraine. The western powers have also borrowed $billions to support Ukraine. Both Russia and the west borrow their money from the same money lenders. It's in the interest of the money lenders to continue the war for many years with no clear outcome. Who's lending the money?
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  15532.  @itoibo4208  Going to college to learn skills or a trade is a good thing. Attending university for three years, piling up debt and finding your degree in "sociology with journalism" qualifies you for NOTHING must be disappointing.
    1
  15533.  @cockoffgewgle4993  True, but people can "learn" by becoming a plumber or an electrician. A degree in "sociology with film production" is virtually useless.
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  15534.  @itoibo4208  An HND in plumbing is more useful. Fluency in a foreign language will get you a job. There are more jobs for accountants, chemists and electricians than for sociologists.
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  15535. I love 'em!
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  15536. Any Honours List which ignores Nigel Farage and Tommy is dishonourable.
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  15537. @Colonel Faulkner 50 years from now, the UK will resemble Yugoslavia during the 1990s. And when it happens, the BBC will still be blaming Brexit.
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  15538. The BBC claims you used your white privilege.
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  15539. The Catholic Church needs a Spanish Inquisition. They won't expect that.
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  15540. There's an optical illusion being created by the BBC at this moment. Every BBC report from Afghanistan highlights pregnant women, or families with sick children, all begging for a flight to the UK because their hubby worked for the British Army. A deliberate attempt to pull at our heart strings. Funny how the pictures of the refugees in the airliner seats are almost 100% young male adults.
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  15541.  @jeddward9464  He's a stupid Blunt.
    1
  15542.  @jimbo6059  Left his wife for his boyfriend? As with the spy Anthony Blunt, he betrayed those whom he should protect. And is less True Blue than Brown Hatter.
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  15543.  @johnb3149  Trump gets a cell alongside Julian Assange. "Are you here for exposing criminals in the deep state as well?"
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  15544. Older cars weigh less and have narrower tyres. Makes them easier to push, thank God.
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  15545.  @georgehetty7857  Don't mention that rat Toast to me1 My wife says she often blows bubbles. Or blows something. I don't know what. She only ever blows things with Toast. I'm not sure what she blows. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  15546.  @KemetledAfrica  Yes, a degree in... what was it? His degree qualifies Mr. KK to lay the dining tables and provide a buffet. Yeah, more intelligent than me. Yeah. Or perhaps doors were opened for KK on account of his privilege.
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  15547.  @KemetledAfrica  Lots of privilege there.
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  15548. I misread the T-shirt as "fecal" and expected something different.
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  15549.  jhon.francis2.0  sum pipple will be cunfuzed bye hour intercourse no probz
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  15550. Perhaps it's Elon Musk's design for the next-generation Cyber Truck.
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  15551. That means you're a feckin bigot. Monkeys need love too.
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  15552. Boris f*cked in Saudi. Did Carrie go with him?
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  15553.  @ogarnogin5160  I suspect you've misunderstood my comment.
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  15554.  @ogarnogin5160  No. I'm saying career-criminals won't comply with the law.
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  15555. @Jamie Boyett EXACTLY!
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  15556. Joe was told the O'Bamas were Irish. Because they're black and definitely tanned.
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  15557.  @Alexei_topalov  Are you Steven Toast under an alias?
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  15558.  @jeremyanderson3819  I left my son to the highly-trained professional morons. Professionalism has taken a dive in the UK. Like trying to get seen by a doctor in person, instead of waiting months for a phone call.
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  15559.  @CountArtha  True.
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  15560.  @k.stacey7389  I fear you might be correct.
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  15561.  @dylanmurtagh666  Is that you, Clem?
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  15562.  @snigie1  "Toxic"? Welcome to YouTube!
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  15563.  @mariewalker4010  So sad. So sad. All true.
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  15564.  @mariewalker4010  You wouldn't want to live in Hillbrow again. Lots of Cockneys feel the same way about London. It's a toss up to know which is the better place for a white person to be chased down the street by a machete-wielding person.
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  15565.  @arthurmorgan2835  It's not communist. It's not fascist. It's something else, formless, intangible, poisonous, infectious, rotting our countries and our souls. It's not the Elders of Zion or the lizard space-aliens. It's something else and I don't know what it is.
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  15566. Back in the 1970s, some experienced aviator colleagues were on Salisbury Plain and saw a weird shape in the sky. It had volume, interior details and depth. They reported it. Turned out to have been an RAF Canberra doing a low-fly exercise. The bomb bay was open with the interior lights illuminated. They were familiar with the Canberra and realised the explanation was correct. UFOs are only unidentified until they're identified.
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  15567. Clarence the Angel didn't bother to save THIS jumper.
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  15568. Neither have them could beat Peter Griffin in a fight.
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  15569. I hope this hero sees your comment. I hope this man feels the respect we're expressing.
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  15570. And he wuz Nigerian.
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  15571.  @georgehetty7857  It's illegal to tattoo a child. People need to be 18+. But slicing off c0cks and ripping out wombs is OK. Argue against this and you'll be accused of bigotry.
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  15572.  @Callum620  Westminster resembles the ancient ruins of Egypt or the Mayans. The great buildings remain. The magnificent civilisation which created the buildings has destroyed itself.
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  15573. 1938: The England team was required to perform the Hitler salute in a match in Germany. Find it on YouTube. What happened next?
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  15574. Are you the chimp or the human? I'd say something about Lammy and Abbott but I'd get in trouble.
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  15575.  @angr3819  The failure of successive Tory PMs to reverse the policies is a demonstration that it's all part of the plan.
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  15576. More silliness coming next week and next year.
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  15577.  @distillery1816  In many British cities, yes.
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  15578.  @missasinenomine  If God doesn't have a sense of humour, why did He invent nipples for men?
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  15579.  @Eric-kn4yn  Sadly true.
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  15580.  @anthonydowney6069  Irish people making black and tan dolls?
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  15581.  @James-sj7pl  ACCUSATION COMING SOON: W-folk buying B-dolls is training them for the slave auctions.
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  15582.  @andyaclean  Makes sense!
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  15583.  jhõn frąncísz  yehp alzo, i clik on "View 2 replies" ant onlee won is vizible
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  15584.  jhõn frąncísz  Knew turminador movee cumming soon: A gay glittery transjendur turminador
    1
  15585. As a Pastafarian, I celebrate the noodley love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by eating pasta, drinking beer and getting laid. Beat that if you can. Christianity, Islam and Judaism all suck by comparison.
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  15586.  @colinmorgan2511  I'd respect those groups more than these coppers.
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  15587. Why can't black officers be obliged to study white history?
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  15588.  @brantnuttall  I don't tell people where I live. My usual reply is that I live in an octopus's garden in the shade. All 100% authentic though.
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  15589. Never forget: The BBC hates you. Hate them back.
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  15590.  @araftryffan7804  Clean air?
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  15591.  @araftryffan7804  I don't know why, but I click on Replies and yours disappears. I would gladly fart at your side and die farting in the name of freedom.
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  15592.  @_DaSpookyOne_  Less than half the electorate is white. They'd vote for Osama Bin Laden if he stood as mayor.
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  15593.  @thomasrobert4654  Nothing "right wing" about opposing paedophiles, hizz lamb or DEI.
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  15594. Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
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  15595.  @aramisortsbottcher8201  I used to know a guy with the surname, "Warnke". I suspect growing up with that name must've been tough.
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  15596.  @aramisortsbottcher8201  QUICK EXPLANATION ABOUT WHY THE SURNAME "WARNKE" IS FUNNY: The surname "Warnke" is similar to the English word "wanker". A wanker is a man who plays with his penis.
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  15597.  @aramisortsbottcher8201  Similar. Like Wankel rotary engine.
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  15598.  @aldebaran9255  Be careful about revealing this info on YouTube. Leftists will work out who you are and try to get you sacked. I recommend editing your comment via the three little dots to the right. Make it less specific about Odin.
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  15599. "I'm a Marks and Spencers executive. My pronouns include Twat, Idiot and Leftie".
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  15600. Hawkers experimented with a biplane version of the Hurricane. A second wing was fitted for a super-rapid climb after being scrambled. The second wing was to be jettisoned after achieving altitude. It never got beyond the prototype, but demonstrates "thinking outside the box" taken to a higher level.
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  15601.  @Gaia_Seraphina  No, that would be a merman. Or perhaps the Danish word for "mermaid" isn't gender-specific.
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  15602. ANDY IF YOU'RE READING THIS: Perhaps you can arrange a team-up with another YouTuber. Maybe Sarah Corriher. Go find her channel. You'll pick up extra subs from each other.
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  15603. I'm banned from Sarah Corriher's channel. I leave comments which don't load. I left a funny comment which she misunderstood. I wrote I'm a middle-aged white guy who identifies as a teenage African schoolgirl. I demanded the right to take nude showers with schoolgirls of my own age. She assumed I was being serious and banned me. Sad.
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  15604. The 1.30 point: "The police chief in Vagina..." Yeah I know it's Regina, but it sounded like Vagina. Is it big?
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  15605.  @majorchutzpah7265  There wouldn't actually be any dog poo in the cake. But saying it would cause a rumpus. A bit like walking past a hot tub in a luxury hotel and saying, "I saw two drunks peeing into this tub an hour ago".
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  15606.  @sircuntsalot2881  Yes I know! It's a joke! Plus I have HUGE respect for anybody using your name. Just to let you know - I click on Replies and yours disappears. Sometimes YouTube's nanny-like algorithms dislike comments with hurty words. To which I say: Fo0k them.
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  15607.  @sircuntsalot2881  THANKS! But this LAST comment of yours remains visible.
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  15608.  @kbkilla360  Is O'Bama Irish?
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  15609.  @pussinboots1145  Agreed.
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  15610. The Tories are left wing these days.
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  15611.  @alvinbowen999  Jackie Stewart is dyslectic. Brilliant man.
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  15612.  @wlk7318  Yep.
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  15613. Has Carl shaved off his beard?
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  15614. Reminds me of the South Park episode, "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy".
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  15615.  @Christmas_presents55  I waited five months for a GP appointment in 2021. Unexplained weight loss and profound physical weakness. Waiting for a GP appointment is almost like waiting for the titanic to arrive in New York.
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  15616.  @toph8298  Yes he did appear and no he didn't.
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  15617. My favorite number.
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  15618. Childrens' Capital of Culture. Arbeit macht frei, Pravda, British Broadcasting Corporation, Strength through Joy. Give ugliness a happy name and stupid people will fall for it.
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  15619. They're ALL sh1te.
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  15620. @REBEL Did you show her your spunk? I did that in Sainsburys once and got arrested.
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  15621. @REBEL Thanks for your good advice. I'll visit Tesco tomorrow.
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  15622. I have NEVER blamed Afro Caribbeans, Africans, south Asians or people from a peaceful religion for coming to the UK. If I came from those territories, I'd want to come here as well. I place ALL of the blame on the traitors in government and the civil service. And they're all white.
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  15623.  @cgln8760  Is that you, Clem?
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  15624. IDEA FOR YOUR NEXT BIDEN VIDEO: "Hello I'm..." but Biden can't remember his name. He can't read his teleprompt. Dribbles. Coughs. Says "Err" a lot. Fill up two minutes with essentially nothing. Then, "Nurse! I've done do-dos in my pants again".
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  15625. "BBC" is porn-speak for "big black c*cks". Says all you need to know.
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  15626. ULEZ is a means for socialists to tax the air we breathe.
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  15627. A rear gunner during the BoB? Unlikely, unless he was in the Luftwaffe. RAF bomber crews didn't fight in the actual battle itself. Although plenty of bombers raided the Channel ports. EDIT - Perhaps he served in a B&P Defiant. Thank God he survived. Most didn't.
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  15628.  @BryanJohnson4891  Correct. The Boulton & Paul Defiant. The rear turret could only be opened from the outside. An insane design. I've edited my earlier comment accordingly.
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  15629. The entire British establishment is corrupt beyond redemption.
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  15630.  @daveglover6115  There are nutters who pay to go to a brothel, wear a gimp suit, endure being whipped, comply with licking feet and toilet bowls and be urinated upon. They're trained to say, "Thankyou Master/Mistress, please hit me again". That's the UK today. We're paying for our own humiliation, pain and debasement.
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  15631. The dominoes are falling. They're all as bad as each other.
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  15632. Seems white lives don't.
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  15633. Are Canberras still flying anywhere?
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  15634.  @nigelsheppard625  Thanks for correcting my error. But I'm right as well.
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  15635.  @RPNDWORLDWIDE  Cleopatra was of white Macedonian descent. Alexander the Great established one of his generals as Egypt's ruler. Following Egyptian royal protocol, brothers had incestuous sex with sisters and produced the next generation. It explains the physical and mental deformities in Cleopatra's line.
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  15636. @@SageLynxx True. Also, with your name, I can smell you from here. Not unpleasant, but I don't fancy you 'cos I'm not gay.
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  15637.  @WALTERBROADDUS  Maybe the late Tempests. (OK, a sort of Sea Fury.)
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  15638. Biden blames systemic racism.
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  15639.  @justsayin644  But if the BBC sent cameras, they'd find the one black family and film them. Or Gary Lineker would complain about racism deterring black folk from attending.
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  15640. Excellent comment. Please repeat widely.
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  15641. Andy - Make sure you tell us only once.
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  15642. You resemble the BBC. This would-be murderer is a LEFTIST, as in socialist or communist. But let's blame Tommy Robinson anyway. Or climate change and the English countryside.
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  15643. Funny how the ONLY world leader who opposes the WEF is Vladimir Putin. But the WEF has engineered almost the entire world to oppose him.
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  15644. HOW TO STOP W*NKING: Think of Diane Abbott. (If you're not British, do a YouTube search.)
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  15645.  @scootergeorge9576  Thankyou. I never knew this story.
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  15646.  @matthewwagner47  I don't know which comment you're referring to. I never knew about the Japanese reverse-engineering a Mosquito to create their own aircraft.
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  15647. What would the Crane brothers say about Seattle today?
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  15648.  @PenskePC17  Yes, definitely. If they'd been around after 1940, they'd have made mincemeat out of every Tiger tank. As late as the 1980s, Centurions were still taking on modern Soviet-built tanks in the Golan Heights and smackin' the sheeeet out of them.
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  15649.  @jojomaster7675  So what?
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  15650.  @ereniko6114  Agreed.
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  15651.  @juliantheapostate8295  Diane can't count to 18.
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  15652. I wish Harry had hired Tiger Woods as a chauffer.
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  15653. As a Pastafarian, I believe the Pope is worshipping a false god.
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  15654. So BRILLIANT it'll shortly be banned as hate speech.
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  15655. Let's have Idiot Day so that we can celebrate all the idiots who invent this kind of dumb-f*ckery.
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  15656.  @CAPTAIN_FANTASTIC_2025  Tommy first came to attention when dead servicemen were brought back from Afghanistan. Moo slims turned out in hundreds to shout abuse, spit at the funeral corteges and scream hatred. Tommy got together with other ordinary blokes to form something called the English Defence League. He has been wrongly denigrated as far right, even though he's not. This coming Sunday, the Moo slims are trying to get a million-strong protest to smash the Remembrance event at the cenotaph.
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  15657.  @dcross8382  Referring to shit in a video featuring David Lammy is waycist.
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  15658. You're FIRST probably because Satan assisted you. CNN claims it was Trump, which they assume to be the same person.
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  15659. Piers or Hasan: Hard to know whom I dislike the most.
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  15660. I was going to reply with a witty remark, but the narration made me so sleepy I gave up.
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  15661. The BBC's Emily Maitlis blames the floods on Brexit and far right extremism. Probably.
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  15662.  @AbcDef-ww2gy  I object to the woke plots, not the Doctor being a woman. One plot involved a black woman lesbian, in love with another woman. Another concerned Rosa Parks and racism in the USA, pushing a narrative which is alien to the UK, whether the 1960s or since.
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  15663. Are they issuing hi vis vests instead of camo gear? Go into battle dressed as a gay bumblebee. The Spetznaz will ignore you 'cos you're not a threat.
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  15664.  @mrhoplite2931  "Dishwashers"? That's what slaves were for. In our house, it's me. The wife makes me do it.
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  15665. I can't see the difference. TORIES: We will reduce immigration, cut taxes and cut crime. They do the opposite. LABOUR: We will increase migration, increase taxes and increase crime. At least they're honest.
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  15666.  @AJ-hi9fd  It's an "I'm Spartacus" moment. We're all destroyed anyway, so let's stand for something we believe in. Reform might get zero seats this year. By 2029, they might have replaced the conservatives altogether.
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  15667.  @markluxon5044  If the Tories didn't stand in London, Reform might've won.
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  15668.  @markluxon5044  True, but "Reform takes votes from the Conservatives" doesn't apply. Many persons who voted Reform would've voted Labour. My loyalties would've been torn between voting for Reform or Count binface.
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  15669.  @stanthesteelguitarman8228  Labour will fork it up even worse. But it makes little difference now.
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  15670.  @ivecounijet  Diane should count the votes. She can count up to eleven on the fingers of one hand.
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  15671.  @jameshunter7181  Starmer doesn't want to upset his voter base.
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  15672.  @AJ-hi9fd  Voting Tory is like dying of rectal cancer. Voting Labour is like dying of colon cancer. Not much difference. I'll vote Reform just to see what happens.
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  15673. Killed themselves like a national socialist in a bunker in 1945. I wish Krankie had been holding a pistol instead of merely resigning.
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  15674. Dammit, that's wiser than anything else I've heard that woke vegetarian F1 driver utter. Oh hang on, ALEXANDER Hamilton...
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  15675. Captain Kirk was played by William Shatner, a Jewish Canadian. As Kirk once said in a movie, "I'm from Iowa but I work in outer space". Who the fo0k gives a damn whether a fictitious mythological hero was Turkish, Jewish, Canadian or what?
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  15676.  @davidbarlow350  I yewz lotz of cre4tive 5pellinng, but sometimes eye get cance11ed anyway.
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  15677. Same kind of thing as Putin does to shut down the opposition in Russia. But you and I are in the minority when we see this. Most of the electorate will continue believing the lies of the mainstream media. And believe the voting machines weren't mechanically-enhanced in Biden's favor.
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  15678.  @baroqueguitarist5673  No copyright. Please repeat widely.
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  15679.  @zlostnypopolnik  I blame successive white governments. They should have anticipated what would happen. It is their fault. Persons from some backgrounds can always be relied upon to murder, maim, rape, pillage and destroy they adopted home. Foxes do what foxes do. Wolves do what wolves do. Sharks do what sharks do. Same with some ethnicities.
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  15680.  @Johnny-sj9sj  Exactly! Englishmen press ganged to serve whilst freeing black slaves.
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  15681. I wonder how soon Diane will claim Putin "did a lot of good", like Mao. Putin has killed 50,000,000 fewer people than Mao so far, which is a good start.
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  15682. Here in the UK, it's a criminal offence if you watch TV without funding the BBC. Imagine if paying the BBC was optional. Bye-bye, BBC.
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  15683. Nearly, but Sardonic beat you by six seconds. By using white privilege, claims the mainstream media.
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  15684. The Church won't be satisfied until the UK resembles Haiti.
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  15685.  @robbeales5516  Dictatorship with a happy, smiling face. The illusions of democracy and free speech.
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  15686. Reminds me of a movie clip. I'll have what you're having. Yes yes yes yes yes!
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  15687. Spartacus.
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  15688.  @Alcibiades1999  You need to. And if you don't shed a tear at the end, you're a psychopath.
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  15689. Two Scottish voices I can trust: Dank and Oliver.
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  15690. Description of wanted killer? No?
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  15691.  @dalorasinum386  That particular system was shite. It was proposed by Nick Clegg and the Lib Dems. What would we expect?
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  15692.  @Valencetheshireman927  I want (cough splutter) the same system as was used for the (vomit) Euro elections. If the Westminster system had been used, UKIP could not have obtained one single seat and we'd still be in the EU.
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  15693.  @sevenproxies4255  Clarkson's neighbour at the time was PM David Cameron. They spent time together. Cameron empathised with Clarkson after the BBC sacked our hero. Clarkson felt obligated to speak some anti-Brexit words to support his buddy the PM. Clarkson wouldn't turn his back on Cameron, and that's why he made anti-Brexit comments.
    1
  15694.  B Koz  Awww no! You're WELCOME to chide me! It's free speech, friend!
    1
  15695.  @Mr.Grimsdale  Are you claiming Paddington Bear sexually abused small children? ...oooh hang on, perhaps I misunderstood your comment. (JOKE.)
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  15696. Genuine refugees came here from Europe during the late 1930s. They were grateful to have found safety and never responded in this way.
    1
  15697. Harry was ordered to say this by his wife's aggressive crack-smoking boyfriend.
    1
  15698. "Broadsword calling Danny Boy..."
    1
  15699. SAD FACT: The BBC would read your sensible comment and regard you as a far-right bigot and proto-terrorist. And your bank regards you as a danger to society. And that is the UK in 2023.
    1
  15700.  @RobertZdarsChin  Proof that a strong and powerful womxn can have a p*n*s.
    1
  15701. The opposition believed the filthy disgusting lies, as did I. No British government could possibly lie about the weapons of mass destruction, right? Deliberately and knowingly lie? Nah, we can trust the PM. Right?
    1
  15702.  @johndean3475  Her Majesty's Government, I wish.
    1
  15703. I don't think they're pro-Tory. GB News will happily go for bad Tory policies like an XL bully clamping its jaws on a kitten.
    1
  15704. @happytimes6113 Phhhh.
    1
  15705.  denisebond1319  I'd happily accept the Holy Grail as England's symbol. As at Castle Anthrax. Despite the peril.
    1
  15706.  @madtabby66  He's lost his temper on the podium on several occasions. Shouted irrationally.
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  15707.  @steve7104  Biden can't find his trousers without two nurses.
    1
  15708.  @Juulmand1  Creepy Joe regards himself as Irish. If you don't vote Brandon, you ain't black.
    1
  15709. According to Ben's Wiki biography, he's of joint Muslim/Jewish ancestry. Clearly loves liberty and the UK. As with Mahyar Tousi, I couldn't give a damn about a person's racial or religious background. They need to be firmly capitalist, anti-woke and pro-British people and culture. ADAM SMITH > karl marx.
    1
  15710. Noor Inayat Khan was an Indian princess, and an agent for the SOE in WW2. She was captured, tortured and sent to a death camp. She was taken outside, forced to her knees and shot in the head. Her last spoken word as she waited for death was "Liberty". I couldn't give a damn where somebody's genetics come from providing they're a British patriot who loves liberty and opposes Marxism.
    1
  15711.  @constantinethegreat6605  I definitely care, but this gentleman speaks a lot of sense. His background makes it difficult for the BBC to call him R-ist.
    1
  15712. Very well observed.
    1
  15713. Stewie made something like this for Brian.
    1
  15714. The UK today is governed by Quislings. This invasion is exactly what they crave.
    1
  15715. True, but every alternative is just the Uniparty.
    1
  15716. The Normans enslaved the native English like the Nazis enslaved their eastern territories. Nearly a thousand years later, their ancestors still own half the land.
    1
  15717.  @shelleyphilcox4743  Yeah but the slaves were all black, right? The BBC told me so. Your objective historical analysis is waycist and boasts of white privilege. Yeah. Yeah. Take THAT, you fascist! Yeah. (JOKE)
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  15718. Thank u Sky News Australia! From this Brit in the UK! Sky UK is a pile of leftist biased sh*t.
    1
  15719. EASY WAY TO FIX THIS: Set up asylum reception centres in Calais. Persons who demand asylum in the UK can apply whilst still in France. Any person who arrives in England without having applied and been accepted via the Calais centre is an illegal migrant and must be immediately deported.
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  15720. JC has the same initials as Jesus Christ. They were both good men who got victimised by haters. I predict Jeremy, like Jesus, will rise again in triumph and glory.
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  15721.  @Rid-iculo-us  I recall Caesar's portrayal by Kenneth Williams. "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in f'me!" Stabbed by people whom he thought he could trust.
    1
  15722.  @Mgoblagulkablong  I can't believe that. Examples, please.
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  15723. If we took one of Priti Pate's speeches and played it backwards, perhaps we'd discover a message from the Devil.
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  15724. Laughter on the steps of the scaffold. Enjoy it while we can.
    1
  15725. This is Andrew's best yet.
    1
  15726. The death toll resembles a single weekend in Chicago.
    1
  15727.  @whitelilycalla  I left a comment here an hour ago, saying the death toll resembles a weekend in Chicago. I've returned and it's gone.
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  15728.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  As a Pastafarian, I regard this season as a great time for eating pasta, drinking beer and getting laid (consenting adults). Wot's not to like? The Flying Spaghetti Monster boiled for your sins! Merry ChriFSMas!
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  15729. I do the same numpty stuff and leave incautious comments all the time.
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  15730. It would look better with a piano on its roof.
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  15731. I have a 40 inch (one metre) penis. I demand the right to expose it to complete strangers in public. If the cops arrest me, they're bigots.
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  15732.  @Si_Mondo  A show from the day when Seattle was filled with intellectual wine-tasting piano-playing snobs, and retired cops walking their dogs. Now it's filled with screaming BLM activists and the cops are too frightened to go out.
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  15733. Both you and Styx have completely misunderstood. Andrew has "returned" his titles to the Queen, so that he can oppose any case as a private individual. After he's cleared his name, those titles can be returned.
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  15734. No mention of the Migrant of Peace who was arrested in Ireland a week ago, for castrating and beheading gay Christians. No mention of C of E churches in British cities, closing because the indigenous population has been ethnically cleansed and displaced. No mention of thousands of children being trafficked by the mostly-peaceful religion. Yeah, let's all ignore the elephants in the room and talk twaddle about "hope".
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  15735. Leftists claim you're not a REAL Australian unless you're naked, throw pointed sticks to catch your food and wear a bone through your nose.
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  15736. Notice how scarcely any videos about this event show the actual looters. Certain persons can only be depicted as caring doctors or scientists. A video which shows otherwise will be falsely-reported as H-speech. The channel might be deleted. Deleting the truth in the cause of free speech.
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  15737.  Hell Raiser  And another terror attack, here in the UK a few days ago. A highly respected Member of Parliament, stabbed to death. The BBC repeatedly called the murderer a "Croydon man" (the area near London where he lived) or a "British man from Croydon" or a "British man of Somali origin". Curving the story to deflect and obfuscate.
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  15738.  @WillCamx  I'm sad there are now women with bigger penises than mine.
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  15739.  @vanpallandt5799  Anything wrong with white people commenting?
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  15740. I'm British. ALLEZ FRANCE! VIVE LA FRANCE! Our governments hate us.
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  15741. A racist hate crime?
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  15742. FUN FACT: The word "panzer" literally translates as "pants" or "trousers", but armoured.
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  15743. Years from now, the truth might be told about the corruption and bribery behind Qatar being awarded the tournament.
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  15744. I wonder how many small children Jussie sexually abused. And I should weep for him because...?
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  15745. Spain in the 1580s and '90s was stealing vast quantities of gold from the Aztecs and others. The gold funded Spain's conquest and invasion across much of Europe. Drake helped to redress the balance. His circumnavigation of the globe brought back sufficient gold to pay off the English monarchy's entire national debt.
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  15746.  @claudetteh67  Gregory Peck's "The Omen". Not the remake.
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  15747.  @humansvd3269  I recall a TV documentary from a few years before OJ did the killing. The show was about way zism in Hollywood. OJ + wife sat side by side, complaining how W people were secretly nasty towards them because they were a mixed couple. I assume this was BEFORE OJ started beating the cr4p out of her.
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  15748.  @cainmathewson1857  Dr. David Kelly was a British scientist at the time of the Second Gulf War. He knew 100% definitely that Iraq had no WMDs. He was sacked and intimidated. Then he was discovered to have committed "suicide" under circumstances which made no sense. The conspiracy theory / truthful insight is that Kelly's "suicide" was a murder to shut him up.
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  15749. Heads on spikes I hope.
    1
  15750. The world would be a very different place today if the Japanese, Chinese, Ottomans or Russians had founded early America. Even the Spanish would've made a very poor job of it. Compare the Anglophone world (New Zealand, Australia, Canada etc.) with Spanish-speaking South America. The founding fathers created the USA based upon English ideas of liberty.
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  15751.  @uingaeoc3905  Your reply is needlessly nasty. I say tomato and you say tomahto. I've used words including "attack", "rebellion", "uprising" and "revolt". Words such as "war", "assault" and "rampage" fit as well. You appear not to be disputing that Netanyahu / Mossad must have known something was coming, but underestimated its scale and failed to act.
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  15752. He could stand as a Tory candidate and become an MP, but the wet socialist Tory MPs wouldn't elect him as leader.
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  15753. I misread the title as "testicles" and expected a different kind of video.
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  15754. Haha!
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  15755.  @Dan_Therapist  * speciesist*
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  15756. John Redwood is one of the few non-woke Conservative MPs worth saving. Sad to realise many of the wokest Tory MPs have the safest seats. After the general election, the woke Tory MPs will remake their party in their own image. The renewed Conservative Party will be to the left of Labour and can never be conservative again.
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  15757. Agreed. Every Nazi superweapon combined didn't add a single day to WW2.
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  15758.  @possiblepilotdeviation5791  Anybody who fails to weep tears of joy at the end is a borderline psychopath.
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  15759.  @jacko2815  OK, maybe less than five years for killing Vine is unlikely. But rapists get less than five years. If Belfield raped Jeremy Vine, he'd be out in three.
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  15760.  @lesley1174  How about rape? If Belfield had raped Jeremy Vine, he might be out by Christmas.
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  15761.  @GWAYGWAY1  To me, "stalking" involves following somebody down the street, putting dog poo through their letter box, phone calls at 3am, peering at them with binoculars whilst they're showering and stealing their underwear off the washing line. Belfield made videos about BBC hacks, alleging wrong-doings which he couldn't later prove in court. Belfield could've been sued by those celebrities. No need for a criminal prosecution.
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  15762.  @ddoherty5956  I'd still prefer Gary Glitter as a neighbour instead of Tony Blair.
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  15763.  @ddoherty5956  There's an urban legend that Tony Blair was arrested for an act of gross indecency with another man in a public toilet about 40 years ago. Blair was charged under his two middle names. His Old Etonian friends in the judiciary made the matter "go away". Both Gary and Sir Jimmy were protected by friends at the BBC, but Tony's friends are even stronger.
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  15764. Men die years earlier than women. Women who retire at the same age as men will receive twice the pension. No woman should complain about inequality.
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  15765. If these Ukrainians can dig 'em out, there are collectors who will gladly pay big money.
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  15766.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Dear HD, please give us your take on the first-past-the-post electoral system. It guarantees either a Labour or a Conservative victory. The Reform Party could get a third of the national vote and zero MPS.
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  15767.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  I send you my respect, Mr. HD. You and other video-makers are the modern equivalent of 18th and 19th century cartoonists such as Gillray. In the 18th and 19th centuries, when the poor were disenfranchised and the press was owned by the moneyed classes, Gillray would publish cartoons or song-sheets depicting landlords evicting their tenants whilst eating their children. Continue with your counter-narrative, good Sir.
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  15768.  @adamkhan3421  It's the R o P which is filled with hate.
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  15769.  @carljansen3118  If Labour disbands the Lords, the ONLY house will be the Commons with a 400 seat majority.
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  15770.  @anonnemo2504  I wish the Tories would stand aside and cease contesting seats. They have no chance of winning. All the Tories can do now is steal votes from Reform and give Labour an easy ride.
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  15771.  @clouddog2393  Diane will wear three shoes. One on each foot.
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  15772. I doubt a single plane load will ever take off. The entire scheme is designed to fail. Advertising the date of take off guarantees 100 protestors will prevent the airliner from leaving.
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  15773. NICE TO SEE YOUR COMMENT HERE, WGAP!
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  15774.  @patrickmclean9796  Jiao Bei Deng is the greatest POTUS in Chinese history. And he stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  15775. I was too busy laughing at Fab's wig to listen to anything he said.
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  15776.  @ronlogan4743  I doubt the theories about shape-shifting lizard space-aliens, but many of the conspiracy predictions are coming true.
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  15777. Explodes in her face? Look at her. Couldn't do her any harm.
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  15778. What's amazing isn't that the US bombed the Nordstream pipeline. The amazing part is the mainstream media's worldwide blackout of Seymour Hersh's revelations. The BBC website has no mention of this article. But the BBC's website retains older false allegations that the Russians had bombed the pipeline.
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  15779.  @salsylexhagen7423  Mrs Purchase is chaste and pure, she'd never shag with another thespian. Ever. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  15780.  @jahad8100  Funny how the CCTV cameras always have racist algorithms. Do a YT search. Discover for yourself who does the car jacking, home invasions and drivebys. Search "Chicago shooting" or "Atlanta shooting" or "Philadelphia shooting". East Asians tend to study at school and get good grades. Yeah, racist cameras hunting for good black folk. That explains it. Yeah.
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  15781.  @ClownWorldYT  Everyone who eats at kebab shops will eat loads of insects, faeces and semen.
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  15782.  @LGreen332  I'm unsure as to which of my comments have offended you. Is it the one about glass bottles? I suspect you've replied to the wrong person.
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  15783.  @LGreen332  ... such as? Also, that's not how it works. I've left comments about the gas line under the balt1c which've been deleted. I can't even spell the name of the sea correctly without my comment disappearing. Same with a billionaire who topped himself whilst the CCTV was switched off. Somebody disapproves of a sensible view, falsely reports it as hay 8 speech and the Al Gore rhythms won't permit a comment with similar phrases.
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  15784. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're fooking ourselves and in freefall.
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  15785. A hardline Reform voter is a wet woke liberal who was mugged, beaten up and spat on one week ago.
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  15786. Good (but sick) joke at the end.
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  15787.  @ParaBellum2024  True.
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  15788.  @colin139  The SNP will blame the English. Humza will blame white people.
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  15789. A nuclear war will counter global warming. I see no downside.
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  15790. Omar Sharif and loads of other superbly talented actors.
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  15791.  @RaffieFaffie  He's not a bot!
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  15792.  @RaffieFaffie  Sorry, I missed that. Not usually like me to miss pictures of naked boobies.
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  15793. Nostradamus is equivalent to playing roulette. Bet your money on 17 red. Eventually the ball will land on 17 red, even if it takes hundreds of years. "See? Nostradamus predicted the ball would land on 17 red!"
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  15794.  @OnęCooolDudë  Hahahahaha!
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  15795. I wish I'd been there but I was a useless civvy. I'd have been willing to risk death or dismemberment in '82, but I'd refuse to defend a government which despises me for being w hite.
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  15796.  @Mr71paul71  True, but I'm amazed that the Soviets rolled over the Wehrmacht in 1942 to '45, but they can't advance more than a couple of hundred miles against Ukraine.
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  15797. Did you use your siss temm ique weight privilege? (Cre4t1ve 5pell1ng.)
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  15798.  @sandrahibbert8982  Priti Placebo.
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  15799.  @ericcook5224  Haile had a younger brother named Slightly. And a sister named "Not at All".
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  15800. Are you also known as 2tone? He usually leaves comments with "Ay up".
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  15801.  @davidessery640  Some politicians who later became dictators drew up lists of people to imprison after they'd gained power. I understand why.
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  15802. This guy won't be happy when he meets the other prisoners.
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  15803. A swine and two fish.
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  15804. If true, humanity is completely f*cked.
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  15805. Writing as a former Tory activist - feck the feckin Tories.
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  15806. sMeg.
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  15807. AT LAST! Welcome back!
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  15808.  @Flanel_  No, socialist Labour Prime Minister Attlee made the decision. Churchill was out of office.
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  15809. Beowulf was a pussy. He should've captured both Grendel and his mother and put them in cages.
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  15810. They're both the WEF under a different name.
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  15811. We've created a wasteland and called it diversity.
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  15812. Moderate Muslims resemble moderate paedophiles.
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  15813.  @marekohampton8477  Got mugged on the way to Amarillo. Every night I was hugging my pillow.
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  15814.  @marekohampton8477  Is that the same Marie that got murdered? The guy rose at dawn and "looked around me, at the four grey walls that surround me", plus the sad old padre, and later he got laid beneath the green green grass of home.
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  15815. This explains why white people are fleeing the cities. Import it, become it.
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  15816.  Victor Ernest  I'm a professional actor. I do lots of voiceovers with Clem Fandango. Or I used to until that bastard Toast took the work from me.
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  15817.  @JC-rd5nj  Hmmm, "JC". Are you Jeremy Corbyn, Jeremy Clarkson or Jesus Christ?
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  15818. Kind of thing Peter Griffin would do. CLEVELAND: "No no no no nooo!"
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  15819.  @dinaworkman306  Amazes me that Charles allows this thing to sit on his face.
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  15820.  @davidadiwego4608  I prefer raisins.
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  15821. I wish Bath was in Scotland. You could report the performance as a h eight crime. Erasing Wight people from history.
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  15822.  @TransRoofKorean  Please post shorter comments. Regardless of how insightful a comment might be, nobody'd gonna read a long one.
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  15823. If voting changed anything, these bastards wouldn't let us do it.
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  15824. YES but only 'cos you've got white privilege, you bastard. The BBC told me so. (JOKE.)
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  15825. Enoch was right.
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  15826.  @janeyd5280  Yep.
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  15827. Hundreds of Shermans > Dozens of Tigers.
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  15828. A single adult with a weapon could've taken out this killer after the first rounds were fired. The 2nd amendment wasn't applied.
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  15829. "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in f'me!" -Julius Caesar
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  15830.  @marcguidetti3081  KEN WILLIAMS: "Friends, Romans..." CHARLES HAWTREE: "Countrymen". KEN WILLIAMS: "I know!"
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  15831.  @PumpkinHoard  I'd still be regarded as be furst if I wuz bl acque.
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  15832.  @damianjoseph3837  Historians refer to the Anglo Saxon era rather than English, to distinguish it from the English era after 1066. By the 7th century onwards, the invaders were simply "English". The Angles were themselves invaders, but I'm prepared to let bygones be bygones..
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  15833.  @nickryder9669  I couldn't give a damn whether George lived here or not. He is respected for his courage and integrity.
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  15834.  @angelaregan475  The big German push through the trenches in March 1989 had the codenames George and Michael. Decades later, a wannabe pop star thought, "Hmm, I want a name which resonates with pushing hard through brown mud".
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  15835. A PLUMBER WHO'S NOT BLACK? This government wants to destroy him in the name of diversity.
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  15836.  @davidcoxall3270  We're frightened of being called the R-word. It's like the accusation of witchcraft in the 17th century. Zero evidence required. Impossible to disprove. it'll cost you your job, your home, your bank account.
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  15837.  @davidcoxall3270  I replied to you a couple of hours ago. It's been deleted by Skynet or a purple-haired non-binary leftist. I wrote that accusing a person of the rrr-wurd is resembles accusations of witchcraft in the 17th century. Zero evidence required. Impossible to disprove. But it will destroy you. (Hard to know which words or phrases get comments automatically deleted.)
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  15838.  @IanLynch-b7e  I left a sensible and inoffensive comment here yesterday. I've returned and it's been deleted.
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  15839.  @IanLynch-b7e  Here's what I wrote, but I'll use cre4t1ve 5pelllling to avoid Skynet. I compared it to the wh1ch hunt5 of the seventeenth century, False accusations with zero evidence, impossible to disprove but the accusation could destroy your career or leave you dead.
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  15840.  @johnrumble424  So far as I'm aware, this applies to EVERY "historic" vehicle which gets free road tax and doesn't need an MOT. My A-series engine emits more nasty gases in an hour than a modern engine releases in a day. But the car is essentially "recycled" from parts which were mostly manufactured decades ago, so in that way it's far greener than a modern car.
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  15841.  @VXGaming  I think they'll need to continue existing, in the same way that a person with a horse can still get a blacksmith to reshoe their horse.
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  15842.  @chappy2121  True.
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  15843.  @andreaallsopp7043  K*nts like Khan will find new ways to feck us.
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  15844.  @chappy2121  Agreed. Well-put. We'll be serfs in our own kingdom. Every house will be state-owned, or leased to us by a fat landlord. Mess up your credit score and you'll be homeless. I used to trust our governments, but after the lies about WMDs, covid and the migrants, I know they're out to get us.
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  15845.  @Pythonaria  My town used to be one of the whitest in the UK. Go into town now and half the people are BAME. The BAME folk are 100% male and in their twenties. The white folk tend to be middle aged. Enoch warned us.
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  15846.  @chazsach6594  Just like the Holdomor, the Russian slaughter of 10,000,000 Ukrainians via pre-planned mass starvation during the 1920s and 1930s. The Russians murdered more Ukrainians than Hitler murdered in his concentration camps. But the air was clean.
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  15847. I am British. You are German. Our governments hate us.
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  15848.  @gymynycricket1722  They're all fo0kwits leading us to disaster.
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  15849.  @SmartCookie2022  Starmer and Rishi are two f4rts from the same nasty arse hole.
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  15850. Boy scouts and Cubs, tying knots and carving spoons.
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  15851.  @davehill584  HITLER: "I wish I'd put my Wehrmacht on dinghies and just floated them across".
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  15852.  @jacquesmertens3369  Hahaha!
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  15853.  @esharpeh  I believe you. Bridget Hitler kept a journal of her daily activities. So far as I recall (but I couldn't confirm it via a Google search this morning), there's an entry about a family day out during the early 1920s. The entry contains a single line, saying something like, "Adolf looked morose and unhappy". This might indeed be faked. There's no telling whether this particular Adolf was the former corporal and Austrian painter, or a bloke who worked down the local market.
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  15854.  @esharpeh  Adolf in Liverpool and the Nazi flying saucer. I wonder which is the most credible.
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  15855.  @occidentadvocate.9759  COME ON YOU REDS!
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  15856.  @georgehetty187  Nothin' wrong with my marriage. My wife loves me and is entirely faithful. But I don't understand why my wife has black makeup smeared across her boobies. Toast has been playing Othello but I'm sure that's unrelated. (Confused persons should search for "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  15857. I'm in the UK. Virtually the ONLY channel which issues the truth is Sky Australia. Every journalist in the British and US media is a pro-left activist.
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  15858. Phenomenal film. Sequels were good but diminishing with each iteration.
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  15859.  @theimmortalgrenadier3851  During his final days in the Bunker, the former Austrian painter spoke about how he admired Stalin's ruthlessness. AH said he wished he'd been as ruthless from the start. Stalin has to have ben a seriously fooked-up piece of poo that even the ex-Bohemian corporal envied his murderousness.
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  15860. Macron will shortly make hardline speeches, claiming he will turn back illegal immigration, pretending he has balls.
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  15861. That's a happy dog.
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  15862. I'm British and in the UK. I always assumed Seattle was filled with snobbish psychiatrists, wine clubs, coffee shops and elderly retired cops walking their intelligent dogs in a park. Sad to see how bad it's got. I send my best wishes from the future Islamic Republic of Britainistan. We're watching the collapse of western civilisation.
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  15863.  @thomasrobertson5453  Is that you, Toast? STAY AWAY FROM MRS. PURCHASE!
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  15864. This video demonstrates why the Left wants GB News taken off the air.
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  15865. Writing that opinion constitutes a H8 crime. Expect coppers to smash in your door and arrest you in three, two, one... You'll be taken to the station, and strip searched by a man wearing makeup with gay pride epaulettes.
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  15866. The mainstream media use the man's English-sounding name, rather than the name he adopted with his religion. Hiding his identity so that many people will assume from the headlines that he's a f rrr roight (cre4tive spwelling) Brit.
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  15867.  @haditjandradjaja8403  The US had no radar protection system in 1945. Stealth technology would've been useless.
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  15868. Damned good comment, Peter. Very short, very clear, utterly correct and convincing. Please repeat widely. More people need to read it.
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  15869. Look at the vile narrative being imparted at the 1.40 point.
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  15870. I want Keef Fluffabout as our next PM. Freedom warrior, sex pest and closet world leader.
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  15871. "Mein hund hat kein nase..." something like that.
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  15872.  @joer9156  Thanks!
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  15873. Biden can't allow the people to have free speech. They might their freedom to question the electoral results.
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  15874. Sirry irriots.
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  15875.  @robertjohnston8690  AGREED! It's possible my joke might be misinterpreted...
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  15876. Barely any one sentence or thought has any link to the next sentence. A wholly random stream of ideas
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  15877.  @patwilson2546  Barker was indeed an ace before this combat. It's sometimes written that the Fokker was the best fighter or the war. This combat suggests that's mistaken. One Canadian ace in a Snipe versus a large number of aces in DVIIs. Which pilot and aircraft won the battle?
    1
  15878. The absolute munters at the 1.40 point... is the one on the right Diane Abbott?
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  15879.  @georgehetty7857  No no no no no, I don't believe your offensive comment. Toast's been playing Othello and there's black makeup smeared across Mrs. P.'s boobies, but I'm certain these two things are unconnected. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
    1
  15880.  @georgehetty7857  Nah, he's a vampire now.
    1
  15881.  @Tony-wr1gz  Agreed. With a Scottish Little John. Errol was pretty good too, but he was even better as The Sea Hawk..
    1
  15882.  @hannannah1uk  True. But imagine if the bitch returned to the UK and was beheaded by Islamists, who regard her as a traitor and a turncoat. I wouldn't be upset about that.
    1
  15883.  @hannannah1uk  I left a "stand alone" comment, identical to my "bucket" comment above. I returned ten minutes later and it had been deleted. I suspect there are persons from the religion of peace visiting this channel, who'll delete anything they dislike.
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  15884. I wouldn't want to oppose Xi Ping. I don't want a bullet in my head. I tip my hat to these brave but suicidal souls.
    1
  15885.  David Jones  Married since 2008 and very disappointed. Kids can't be raised properly except in a marriage. As soon as our nest is empty and my duty is completed, I'll be gone. But it's worth my sacrifice of effort and wealth, just to create healthy offspring.
    1
  15886.  @absolutaveritas  And me. Cancelling free speech to protect freedumb.
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  15887.  @alexandru5369  A disproportionately large percentage of shooters are from one ethnicity. KKK: "We told you this would happen". (This is NOT a comment in support of the white-cloaked nutters.)
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  15888.  @DarrinSK  I want the right to arm bears. Is that a thing too?
    1
  15889.  @matthewhopkins666  As a fellow Brit, I understand what you're saying. But a well-armed population didn't prevent Brandon from obtaining victory in a fraudulent election. Neither did it assist in the occupation of the Capitol. More than a year later, some ordinary people remain in prison, awaiting trial for simply entering the building.
    1
  15890.  @DarrinSK  I need arms. Otherwise I've got nowhere to attach my hands.
    1
  15891.  @волк-ы1ш  It's best if NOBODY has guns. But if every criminal carries a gun, you definitely need one or several to protect yourself. Sadly, as the occupation of the Capitol demonstrates, owning guns is no guarantee of maintaining liberty in the face of an illegal coup.
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  15892. We conspiracy theorists have been proven correct about covid. Now consider the enforced replacement of the UK's indigenous population. We conspiracy theorists are being proven right. But saying so brands us a threat to national security.
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  15893.  @wrongfullyaccused7139  Cellulose dries faster.
    1
  15894. @@Last_Envelope Possessing pepperspray in the UK is regarded as a firearms offence. Defend yourself against an attacker and you'll be facing prison time.
    1
  15895.  @paulroberts7544  Young male Bs are the most likely to be carrying knives, and also the most likely to become victims. Stopping young B-males helps to prevent other young B-people from becoming victims. Not a lot of point in stopping and searching middle-aged white Jewish ladies.
    1
  15896.  @KCA_7  As soon as my son was old enough to understand, I showed him the clip from the Star Trek movie where young Spock beats the c*** out of another Vulcan for dissing his mum. I said, "If ever any kid disses your mum, you have my full support to do likewise". Yet here I am, sometimes writing comments which grifters might regard as R-ist.
    1
  15897.  @navelriver  Sumptuous music. No CGI. Lots of advisors on hand. According to the commentary on the special edition DVD, the bloke in the white jacket in the Luftwaffe mess was an advisor who'd been a Luftwaffe officer during the Battle. They gave him a walk-on part.
    1
  15898.  @steveblog1  True story though!
    1
  15899.  @sandgrownun66  And a spear.
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  15900.  @davidreece1642  The commentary on the special edition DVD is very enlightening.
    1
  15901.  @sandgrownun66  "You know what to do with the lame ducks". I didn't understand the phrase when I heard it as a child in the cinema. My Dad explained it to me.
    1
  15902. There's no such thing as "cancel culture". It's a far-right extremist racist conspiracy theory. Anybody who claims "cancel culture" exists deserves to be banned in support of free speech. YouTube agrees.
    1
  15903.  @krzysztoflewandowski1875  The Bob was won as soon as Chain Home RDF became operational. The RAF could've received higher casualties and inflicted fewer kills, and it would still have won.
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  15904.  @rogueriderhood1862  All true. In fact: Precisely as described in the movie.
    1
  15905. If Biden wants peace, he could start in Washington DC. There are more shootings in DC in a single year than in Northern Ireland in the past 30. Mostly black and tans. But there are no votes for Biden in saying so. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're both collapsing. So sad.
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  15906. I fought with the SAS. I fought with the Royal Marines. I fought with the RAF Regiment. I can't walk into a military bar anywhere without getting my arse kicked.
    1
  15907. We should crowd-fund a drunk Frenchman as a chauffer for Methane and Horrid.
    1
  15908. Had the opportunity to modify the visa system which is used by half a million newcomers every year. Can't afford a hose? May's fault, but not hers alone.
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  15909. Couldn't happen to a more suitable person.
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  15910.  @beedebawng2556  You're right about these candy shops being used for money laundering. I wonder whether the gangsters who own the place will identify and find the rioters. You wouldn't steal from the Kray Twins' manor without repercussions.
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  15911.  @Now_To_Infinity  Says "8 replies" but some have been made to disappear by YouTube. I mean - it's a JOKE!
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  15912.  @dingo1666  If Meg didn't marry Harry, her next acting job would've been for a web channel. With videos titled something like, "Meg the Milf does 3 BBC". BBC doesn't mean the broadcaster.
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  15913.  @jimbo5973  Mrs. Purchase has blackface makeup smeared across her boobies, and Toast's been playing Othello. I'm certain there's no connection.
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  15914.  @mikemines2931  The Kray Twins were diverse. Their origins were part Irish, part J-ish and part gypsy. But if machete-wielding Africans invaded their manor and bothered their mum's neighbours, the Twins would've got busy with power tools and plastic bags. The remaining Africans would've run for the hills.
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  15915.  @gyromurphy  Jimmy Stewart: A great man. But you already knew that.
    1
  15916. Anybody except the Mogg will guarantee a Labour win.
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  15917.  @chathamdogend4461  Tory Party looks in the mirror and says, "F4R R1GHT! WE GOTTA DESTROY OURSELVES! WE NEED TO BE MORE SOCIALIST!"
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  15918. Teenage cadets were banned from wearing uniform at Bradford's war memorial on Sunday. I left a similar comment elsewhere. Somebody replied that the same happened in Solihull, I don't know if that's correct. The mainstream media has selective blindness as to reporting this stuff, but you already know that.
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  15919.  @TruthPrevails101  No, it's a comment about male prisoners who claim to be "female" but retain their appendages. Greta herself would probably approve of males who identify as women serving their time in female prisons. Seems fitting that she should meet them in person.
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  15920.  @TruthPrevails101  You are very easily upset, and too fragile a soul to use YouTube.
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  15921.  @candy-le4nh  Your angry reply appears to be unrelated to any comment or reply which I've posted. I suspect you're an energy-vampire, who derives nourishment from causing distress. Go away, Colin Robinson.
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  15922.  @j.dragon651  True!
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  15923. Reminds me of Eric and Ernie and the "Book wot I wrote".
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  15924.  @sebastianguerre6868  Hey Anjin - that defines you as a waycist misogynist homophobe and literally Hitler. And that's where we are today.
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  15925. Bercow has entered the chat.
    1
  15926. ...yet.
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  15927. I'm doing the Atkins Diet (all meat). Climate protestors would love to murder me as a peaceful protest.
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  15928. The Left isn't dangerous. The dangerous are conservatives whose morality and ethics are leftist. Conservatives who welcome prodigious numbers of illegal migrants, or welcome the Great Reset.
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  15929.  @SmartCookie2022  You are correct on all counts, and this exchange really did take place. Yes, I'm sure Der Dicke said it in German. As HG said during the BoB, "If we lose now, we deserve to have our arses kicked". The bloke was absurdly accurate with some of his predictions.
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  15930.  @cloudbasenirvana  Damned right, and that's what we're getting here. You will own nothing and be happy in your servitude.
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  15931. Makes me wonder whether those cops were being pressured into making false statements. Suicide was their only way out.
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  15932. The doctors wanted to examine Biden's mind but couldn't find it.
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  15933. Many junkie dealers swallow their stash before they're arrested. Stupid is as stupid does. But let's all blame the cops and systemic racism.
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  15934.  @golfbulldog  Agreed. And it MUST NOT be a return to Empire.
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  15935.  @golfbulldog  Agreed.
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  15936.  @UncleErrol100  Yes. You could earn extra credit if you identify as a one-legged Ugandan lesbian.
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  15937. This would be funny if it happened in Quahog.
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  15938.  @SomeCanine  TRUE!
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  15939. Agreed. If you marry a narcissistic bipolar bisexual cocaine-sniffing bitch with anger issues, don't be surprised when she sh**s on your bed.
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  15940. Nice.
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  15941. @SaiyanPride There is a strong divergence between the truth and what the mainstream media wants us to believe.
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  15942.  @angelsone-five7912  YES!
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  15943.  @noelwilde  I have nothing but a length of rope for Campbell.
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  15944.  @goatuscrow4135  Styx looks like Jebus.
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  15945. Rishi is actively effing-up the country as much as he can. He's ensuring the Tories will lose the general election. At which point Rishi will resign his seat and accept a job with the WEF. All going exactly as planned.
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  15946.  @johnbell2677  President Bidet only went to Ireland to find O'Bama's ancestral cottage.
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  15947.  @bushwhackeddos.2703  He was recorded going onto the bridge but not leaving it. No recordings of the middle of the bridge. Bleedin' obvious he phoned a buddy who picked him up by car on the bridge.
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  15948.  @rosietoes9830  AGREED.
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  15949.  @johnkitching2248  hahaha!
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  15950.  @densalbeach1  I recall a TV documentary which dealt with the unnecessary, pointless and stupid experiments which Mengele carried out. Like the surgical operation on a little girl, which deleted her urethra (pee tube) and directed her urine into her rectum instead. Completely pointless, nothing of value gained. The story was told by the child's surviving twin sister.
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  15951.  @georgehetty187  No I can trust Mrs. Purchase 100% and the blackface makeup is just a strange coincidence. (Anybody confused should search YouTube for "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  15952.  @georgehetty187  Hahaha! Happy New Tier to you as well!
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  15953.  @chezfalcini6793  Capitalism cannot reach its full potential without freedom.
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  15954. @@user-hh4tz2fx4m Yes. An absolute truth-bomb. I'm gonna borrow that and post it myself.
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  15955. Complete 5hit5how. Embarrassing.
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  15956. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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  15957. STEVE MILLER BAND > ed milliband.
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  15958. Ed doesn't deserve a pompetus.
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  15959. Abra abra cadabra. I wanna reach out and grab Ed's neck.
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  15960. Yeah 'cos of your white privilege and systemic waycism. The BBC said so.
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  15961.  @AliAlexRG  Yeah but the BBC didn't know that.
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  15962. He'll claim the little girl called him the N-word.
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  15963.  @Rize_Back  verry troo.
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  15964.  @Plazmalock  If this man had murdered my daughter or sister, I'd gladly carry out an extrajudicial execution and spend the rest of my life behind bars. Maybe get a smart lawyer who'd claim I acted whilst my mind was deranged. No jury would convict me of murder. Plea-bargain it down to three years for manslaughter. Write a book about it. Watch the royalties roll in.
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  15965.  @jamessampson964  Agreed. I'd laugh so hard, I'd break a rib.
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  15966. I'm British and my family lived in Canada when I was a kid. OUR GOVERNMENTS ARE OUR WORST ENEMIES.
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  15967.  @danran100  The term "wasp" in the US stands foe "white Anglo Saxon protestant". There's a point in the movie "Wall Street" where the character Gordon Gecko says, "And most of all I hate the wasps".
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  15968.  @billisaac326  Nah. Pitkin.
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  15969. Nothing says "I'm oppressed" more than shattered front windows during a riot, and kids running down the street with Adidas trainers and widescreen TVs.
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  15970.  @spocko2181  Couldn't make "Where Eagles Dare" today without a diverse cast.
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  15971. Very sad to see how many comments are disappearing.
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  15972. Amber could make a new career for herself, selling her poo in glass jars. She owes £8,300,000. If she sells each jar for $10, she can clear her debts after she's done 830,000 poos. How many poos can Amber do in a year?
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  15973. Normal night in Chicago.
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  15974.  @Ifitwerks  Hahaha how true!
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  15975.  @marshatolbert154  Sense of humour much? As Brian Griffin said, "Don't call me racist. I watch tons of black porn".
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  15976. That would make a great Rick and Morty episode.
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  15977. "Diverse". So no heterosexuals, capitalists or white people allowed.
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  15978. More than half of all shooters are b*ack. So are most of their victims.
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  15979. I prefer videos to be short and funny. Like Creepy Joe's willy.
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  15980. Maybe 'cos he was green. They don't want people to see the assailant was an alien. Don't allow the general population to see they're being replaced by violent aliens. Green Lives Matter. Ack ack ackbar.
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  15981. I left a reply here which has been deleted. I claimed the man's face had probably been erased because he's a green faced alien. Don't let people become phobic against aliens or dislike them based on sklin colour. Maybe from Mars, shouting "Ack ack ackbar!"
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  15982.  @jingtroc23  Looks like Humza Yousaf.
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  15983.  @JavaAndroid  1000 to one that he's J-ish. 500 to one that he's of Hong Kong ancestry. Could be eastern European, maybe 100 to one. Unlikely he's a cockney.
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  15984.  @JavaAndroid  I replied to you earlier but it's gone. 1000 to one that he's J-ish, 800 to one he's east Asian (Hong Kong or Japan). 200 to one he's from an EU country. 50 to one that he's east European. 50 to one he's a Cockney. Because they're almost extinct.
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  15985.  @OrichalcumHammer  You're right, but I-lamb was the natural first assumption. Imagine is somebody's injured in a hit-and-run crash. I'd immediately suspect the car might be a Ford, Nissan or BMW. I wouldn't assume a 1909 De Dion Bouton.
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  15986. Everyone who reads this comment is a far right racist transphobic bigot. You deserve having your free speech removed in order to defend free speech. If you disagree with the BBC's narrative, you're a dangerous proto-terrorist. Remember: It's YOUR BBC. Fund us or else we'll convict you of a criminal offence.
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  15987. Nah, it'll buff out. (Joke.)
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  15988.  @davtan6031  Agreed. I'm replying to yours to show you it's visible. I wonder if mine will arrive.
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  15989.  @ragnarironspear1791  Pretends to convert to Christianity in order to assist his claim for asylum. "I'm a Christian, I'm oppressed in Syria, don't send me back, look how well I fit into your country".
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  15990. I think it's GREAT Barbados is independent. Everything they f*ck up, they can't blame White folk any more.
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  15991. "Trump 2024 is a make or break point". I'm pro-Trump and I agree.
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  15992.  @okami425  Or a drunk French guy driving a damaged Mercedes at twice the speed limit into a twisty tunnel without seat belts. This time I hope the CCTV cameras are working and the footage gets put on YouTube. I'll laugh so hard I'll break a rib.
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  15993. Let's support free speech by cancelling everybody who makes jokes outside the narrative. HOORAY FOR LIBERTY! YAY!
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  15994.  @knotengajin7359  All true.
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  15995.  @mrbigglezworth42  We can cherry-pick the nice passages from the scriptures, whilst ignoring the offensive parts. Like Noah having sex with his daughters. Everything in the Bible is WONDERFUL if we exclude the 'orrible bits.
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  15996.  @jacksonconstantine5740  A nice differentiation, and I agree with you. Except I'm not making a mistake. Wisdom and knowledge can coexist, as can dumbassery and ignorance.
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  15997. Yeah 'cos you've benefitted from white privilege, claims CNN. Also, can you see this comment? Sometimes I'm shadow-banned by YouTube.
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  15998. @user-hl1ex6py8l Different captain, identical course, same result.
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  15999. I'm British. Same here. If you're reading this, Styx: Please seek the Alex Belfield channel. This YouTuber is using the UK's Freedom of Information Act to obtain humiliating information about the BBC. The result has been a series of raids on his house without warrants. He's been repeatedly re-arrested and STRIP SEARCHED because he's demanding information which he's entitled to access. The deep state at work. Please consider making a video about it.
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  16000. That's usually the case if no name was issued. Not sure this applies this time.
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  16001. Nice to see YOU here, Styx!
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  16002. BEST . LINE . EVER . Fight lies with truth, not censorship. Damned right.
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  16003.  @neilwilkes  20,000 years ago, glaciers extended south of the English midlands. Sea levels were 120 metres lower. The North Sea was dry land. Climate change was caused by farting mammoths and the manufacture of flint tools. Prove me wrong.
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  16004. Not my England team. Not my prime minister. I'd rejoice if the stadium collapsed on their unworthy heads.
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  16005. No, second at best.
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  16006.  @dansmith9724  Our governments hate us. They deserve to be hated back.
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  16007. You're FIRST by the way. But your ethnically adjusted position is 50th. Unless you're gay. In which case you're nearer tenth.
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  16008. Racially motivated?
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  16009.  @margaretwaite7226  If Dane (culturally-appropriated name) knew your address or mine, he'd come and kill us too.
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  16010. Technically speaking: We be completely and irrevocably fooked. The Titanic has hit the iceberg and there is no going back. The UK's future will resemble the Balkans. Or the Northern Irish Troubles at their worst, multiplied by ten. It did not need to be like this.
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  16011. Unlike Blair, Hitler had sufficient self-awareness to kill himself after taking his country into an illegal war.
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  16012. I'm British and in the UK. GUNS ARE HORRIBLE. If I was a US citizen and in the States, would I own a gun? Feckin right I would! I'd own several! Loaded and ready to go for home defense! Banning guns means the ONLY people with guns would be the criminals.
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  16013. Alternatively, just follow the advice of Scott Adams.
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  16014.  Paul Revere 1776  Leftie fascists are faeces.
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  16015. The regime is trying to find a way to blame it on covid.
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  16016.  @aleksazunjic9672  I don't doubt what you say for one moment. Lots of movies and TV mini-series set in WW2 were made in Yugoslavia during the 1970s and 1980s. Some trucks, half-tracks and tanks were set aside for the use of studios. Some of those vehicles were taken out of retirement for reuse.
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  16017.  @bigblue6917  There's a video elsewhere on YouTube which claims Kelly's Heroes was made in Spain. Perhaps the claim was false, I don't know and I wouldn't doubt your comment.
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  16018.  @CirKhan  Makes sense. I think your comment absolutely nails it.
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  16019.  @mark..A  Simon is my teacher.
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  16020.  @stevetitcombe939  It's a banker's war.
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  16021.  @Deepthought-42  Placing a plastic or a metal can in a car will NOT make it go bang. Something else at play here. The BBC blames Trump, climate change and Brexit. Biden blames Trump. I myself blame shape-shifting lizard space-aliens.
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  16022. The Flying Spaghetti Monster boiled for your sins! Eat pasta, drink beer and get laid (consenting adults). Wot's not to like?
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  16023. Angela Raynor opens her legs. Boris thinks, "Is somebody eating a tuna sandwich?"
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  16024. It's like the movie "Minority Report". Arresting people BEFORE they've committed a crime. Dammit, the judiciary and the coppers must have some damned fine pre-cog telepaths working for them.
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  16025. Mr. Beast is the Best Name Ever.
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  16026. God Bless the USA. Best wishes from a Brit.
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  16027.  @AM2K2  Nothing which these scumbags say, write or tweet can be trusted.
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  16028. Ian Hislop and Private Eye used to be counter-establishment. The BBC bought him by paying him for HIGNFY and several documentary series. Now Hislop and Private Eye will never make a statement or run a story which is contrary to the BBC's narrative. A very smart move.
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  16029. Unflushable turd.
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  16030.  bladerunner  You appropriated my comment 'cos of white privilege. The BBC told me so. Yeah, systemic waycism. Probably.
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  16031. What about the right to arm bears?
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  16032. I've seen Mr. Bashir's smears. I did a poo this morning, and glanced at the smears on my toilet paper. It looked exactly like Martin Bashir. Try it yourself. Perhaps Martin Bashir has been tampering with YOUR bottom as well.
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  16033. I wouldn't put it past him.
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  16034. Here in the UK we just eat loads of pancakes and it's called Shrove Tuesday. It's the day to finish eating all your sweet food before commencing Lent, a period of self-denial. To make perfect pancakes, you need only four ingredients: 1.) Eggs 2.) Flour 3.) Water 4.) Nothing else.
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  16035.  @I_Don_t_want_a_handle  I scream in horror at the thought.
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  16036.  @bridiesmith5110  Oh definitely, yes. But there's only one thing better than being rich. It's being even richer.
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  16037. Yeah but only 'cos you utilised siss temm ique weight r-ism. The BBC says so.
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  16038.  @hobartmg  Canada, the US, the UK and most of the western world are going down faster than Michael Jackson on a schoolboy.
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  16039. "Oi - stop chuckin' them bleedin' spears! I only wanted you to blow the bloody doors off!"
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  16040.  @alexboitz8540  I dislike meat balls. If I went to Scotland and shouted, "I HEIGHT FAGGOTS!" I could be sent to prison.
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  16041. Having common sense defines us as far-right proto-terrorist bigots. The BBC regards me like that.
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  16042. Burger Lives Matter.
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  16043. We're watching the collapse of western civilisation.
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  16044.  @chienandy5958  Western civilisation is completely fooked. There is no reversing what's already happened.
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  16045.  @KyleTheDalek  I love the names we give to ourselves on YouTube.
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  16046.  @KyleTheDalek  I don't know why our dear much-respected Simon made this error. Perhaps he read a list of the targets raided by Bomber Command in '39 and '40, and made the wrong assumption. Sometimes Simon replies to comments. This morning, I found one of Simon's replies and rep[lied to him, respectfully pointing out his error. This is a means of contacting Simon directly. I returned two hours later, and Simon had deleted his own comment. Perhaps Simon read my comment, and decided to do a bit of his own research to see if he'd got it wrong. Simon is a very conscientious bloke. I'm certain he'd like to correct his own errors if he can.
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  16047.  @KyleTheDalek  During WW1's Zeppelin raids, British shells did indeed kill more civilians than did German bombs. Zeppelin raids were such a novel event that the public went outside to watch. In the late 30s, the Air Ministry tried to anticipate casualties in a second world war. They compared the puny tonnage of bombs carried by Zeppelins with the number of people killed. They extrapolated the casualties which might be caused by hundreds of bombers and expected possibly millions of deaths. Tens of thousands of cheap coffins were secretly stockpiled in anticipation. Shelters were built in great haste. As it turned out, real life casualties in WW2's blitz were only a fraction of those predicted. Unlike in WW1, everyone took to the shelters. A bit like covid. Basing predictions on flawed assumptions is a bad idea.
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  16048.  @KyleTheDalek  It was never intended to "terror bomb" the German civilians. However, it was realised that the best way to destroy a city's factories was by fire, rather than high explosives.
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  16049.  @doggymess  WAYCIST!
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  16050. The New Cross Fire was blamed on white racists. The BBC is happy to repeat the false narrative.
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  16051. "I hear you're a racist now, Jonathan Griffin".
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  16052. The Beaufighter had problems with its front-heavy weight and dodgy aerodynamics. I suspect putting a turret in the back might have pushed the C of G rearwards, but I'm guessing.
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  16053. The train used in the movie "Battle of Britain" was a postwar Spanish train. Nuffin wrong with that.
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  16054. I'm surprised BAe / Aerospatiale never created a single-seat ground-attack version of the Gazelle.
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  16055. "I know it's vulgar, but what kind of car is it?"
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  16056.  @LeoKearse  I miss the era when national socialists resigned in a bunker with a pistol to their head.
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  16057. Send all our fugees to the Falklands and give the islands back to Argentina.
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  16058. Prince Harry married a complete dog.
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  16059. Meg felt hurt, when the Royal Family wondered how hairy her pups would be.
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  16060. Excellent comment, Lib Sas. Please repeat widely. More people should see it. However, I myself regard your comment as extremist and I demand your immediate arrest. But I myself am entirely middle-of-the-road and moderate. Yeah. Yeah. Take that, waycist.
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  16061.  @TinyCryptoBlog  You're a speling Narzi and litrully Hilter.
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  16062. Look at all those Klan afr irght weigh zists causing trouble.
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  16063.  @Mster_J  Six months have passed and I've only just seen your comment. The UK had a Labour (socialist) government in the 1970s. The chancellor (bloke who does the economy) boasted to his party that he would "squeeze the rich until their pips squeaked". Stars like Sean Connery, Mick Jagger, the former Beatles and every industrialist and inventor all cleared off to Spain, France and the US where they paid taxes at a much lower rate. Margaret Thatcher got into power, reversed the tax system, HOWLS of anguish from the Left. The stars, scientists and industrialists all returned and the economy benefitted. Socialists don't understand economics. If they did, they wouldn't be socialists.
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  16064. Slaphead loves his country. Unlike recent British PMs.
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  16065. @Anonymous Cheese Unnecessary to machine-gun the survivors.
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  16066.  @czech-street-workout4193  Bubbles went up his nose.
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  16067. Tell us something we don't already know, Jim.
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  16068.  @vanpallandt5799  Has the Yugoslav war ended? It's been going on for hundreds of years. And that is the UK's future.
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  16069. The best videos are always short and funny. Like Biden's penis.
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  16070. I WANT LEO KEARSE AS OUR NEXT PRIME MINISTER. With Andrew Lawrence as chancellor of the exchequer.
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  16071. I suspect there are lefties visiting channels like this, and falsely reporting every truthful comment as hate speech or similar. Bang! and it's gone. Use similar phrasing on a comment elsewhere, and it'll fail to post. You'll be able to see it, but nobody else.
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  16072. Yeah but only 'cos you used your systemic white way sist advantages. The BBC told me so.
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  16073. Jussie claims you're First because of systemic racism.
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  16074.  @MsMuffin52  Yes, what is the product?
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  16075. Richard Tice is banned, he must be good! Somebody was recently imprisoned for sharing a joke about George Floyd. The joke must've been really funny!
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  16076. 1984 + 2020 = Fahrenheit 451.
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  16077.  @piano_master_5246  ...or Fahrenheit 451 + 1984 = 2020. Other variations are available.
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  16078. The Conservative Party should stand down and not contest seats at the general election. They've got zero chance of winning. All they're doing is taking votes from Reform and ensuring a Labour victory.
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  16079. Unlike other aircraft, it had a movie made about it with Leslie Howard and David Niven. That's why the Spitfire is special.
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  16080.  @barrierodliffe4155  I always agree with EVERY comment YOU leave, Barrie. I've read loads of your nerdy detailed comments over recent years. The Mosquito is much loved as well. If Beaufighters had been in "633" instead of Mossies, they might be better loved.
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  16081. Angry man with a hammer comes at me. That's a good reason to shoot him. Bringing a hammer to a gun fight.
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  16082. No.
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  16083. MAHYAR IF YOU'RE READING THIS - - Please find the video about the cop who threatened a couple with arrest because their campervan had two golliwog stickers on it. Search YT for "PC Plod criminal damage to gollywog".
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  16084.  @bnn32-c7s  And "act of God".
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  16085.  @harveyneedleman817  Nigel could never become the Tory leader, for the reason you've described.
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  16086. Shootings like this would be prevented if law-abiding people gave up their guns. Because murderous criminals respect the law. Right?
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  16087.  @rosieposie6521  There are more shootings in Washington DC in a year, than in Northern Ireland in the past 30. Mostly black and tans doing it. But that won't win Biden the Irish-American vote.
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  16088.  @Ass_Burgers_Syndrome  I come here for the videos. I stay for the funny comments and wonderful names.
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  16089. Jussie was a witness and claims the REAL shooter was an Amish guy wearing a MAGA hat.
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  16090.  @weetak  "GREAT SCOT!"
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  16091.  @richardspanner5923  Next time I adopt a YouTube name, I wanna be Toxteth O'Grady. Unless it's already been taken by a FASCIST!
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  16092.  @Johnny-sj9sj  I click on Replies and yours disappears, Clem. You wrote something outside YT's selected narrative.
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  16093. QUESTION: How £much is the insurance for a young driver? HOW MUCH? HOW MUCH? This is a very bad car for a young driver.
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  16094. None of these designs would've worked. In the meantime, the British started work on the Canberra bomber in 1944.
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  16095. FIRST 'cos I've got white privilege and I'm literally Hitler, according to the lamestream media.
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  16096. If you noticed covid has gone away, you've committed a thought crime.
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  16097.  @truckerfromreno  I've read that non-white births will exceed white births by 2040. At that point: Game over.
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  16098. Lois Griffin is more attractive than Consuela. Giggidy.
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  16099.  @markusfreund6961  As a Briton, I say to all Germans, French, Swedes, Americans and Canadians: OUR GOVERNMENTS DESPISE US.
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  16100.  @alexwatson5507  Are you subbed to Watson as well?
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  16101. Urine is better.
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  16102. *Punjabi language.
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  16103. ADVICE FOR MEN CONSIDERING MARRIAGE: If your marriage works, that's great. If not, consider yourself as having hired a womb for incubating your children. A bit like hiring a very expensive car. Get your use out of it, pay the extortionate bill and you're still ahead.
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  16104.  jhõn frąncísz  helo bak.
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  16105.  JAN 6TH WAS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST  You're making a very good point in the strongest possible terms. Stunning and brave.
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  16106.  @Richard.Vox.  Those of us who align with Carl are centre-right liberals, in the best of the original meanings of that term. Nothing far right about opposing paedophiles, traitors, the invasion and the erosion of freedom.
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  16107. Unlike Lebron, Kyle is a genuine American hero.
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  16108. Africa has more slaves today than the entire African-American population of the United States.
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  16109. It's plausible the Unknown Warrior was gay or Jewish and I couldn't give a damn either way.
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  16110. You and everybody else everywhere except the WEF and their puppets.
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  16111. Philly needs Rooftop Koreans.
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  16112.  @bonglandgreg  Technically speaking - we be 100% completely fekked.
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  16113.  @DasTubemeister  Hahaha!
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  16114. Don't worry, the WEF will approve the loan. And you wonder why the British government can't stop illegal migration. Try to stop the invasion and the WEF will call in its loans and refuse any future loans. Result: Tory party out on its ear, and a crashed economy on a scale beyond anything in living memory.
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  16115. That's what Peter Griffin would do.
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  16116.  danielweston8077  Lots of wight leftie numpties in the pro-Hamas demonstration.
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  16117.  @georgehetty7857  They're all good. I wouldn't want a schism.
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  16118.  @georgehetty7857  I left a reply for you a few days ago which has disappeared. I don't know why. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has its own website and discussion forum. I recommend it.
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  16119. Damned true, that.
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  16120.  @nopenope2550  Agreed. But "unidentified" doesn't necessarily mean "space aliens". We just don't know what they were. The whole current UFO-thing is psy-ops. Wanna investigate Hunter Biden selling his art to Russian or Chinese collectors for $millions? Oh look, there's a distraction, look over there instead.
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  16121.  @omprakashmahanta5547  Nukes can't be used without the global destruction of human civilisation. Nukes only exist to prevent the other guy from using them. Russian nukes are therefore completely useless. A single US or UK submarine carries enough warheads to destroy every major city in Russia.
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  16122.  @OffGridInvestor  I suspect many events are edited out, to avoid having a show filled with criminal B-people and Alan's Snackbar diners. Only W-folk are allowed to be shown as being up to no good.
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  16123. Peter was right. Shut up Meg.
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  16124. Nelson Mandela got better treatment. And he was preparing explosives to murder people.
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  16125. Sadly, there are far too many c*ck-suckers running car parks.
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  16126. Oh come on, it applies to you as well.
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  16127. Not scared yet? THE UFOs ARE COMING !!!
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  16128. @jones roberts The Muslim community is very racist and segregated. They don't like infidels in their districts.
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  16129. @jones roberts In many cities, whites are the minority. Racist attitudes towards whites is ethnically cleansing many districts.
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  16130. Agreed. Please leave similar comments widely. Far left fascist groups are the tools of government. They both have the same objectives: Shut down free speech, impose fear, enable the great replacement.
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  16131.  @georgehetty7857  Yes I think you're right this time.
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  16132.  @toddduffy1658  No. The 219 was a gallant attempt but a failure. The Luftwaffe experienced what translates as "Mosquito panic". Night fighter crews terrified of taking to the skies because of roaming Mosquitos.
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  16133.  @toddduffy1658  Ace Kurt Welter claimed 26 Mosquito kills in his 262. After the war, his log book was compared with actual British losses. Only three losses were recorded on the days and nights when Welter claimed a Mosquito. The easiest way to become a Nazi ace was to lie. If the Luftwaffe's claims were authentic, they'd have won the war.
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  16134.  @scootergeorge9576  Funny how there's a glue named "Uhu".
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  16135.  @vinceely2906  All of the records from the Battle of Britain have survived. Historians and nerds alike have delved into them, discovering minute details about which pilot shot down which aircraft. It turns out the RAF overclaimed their kills by 50%, whereas the Luftwaffe overclaimed by a factor of three. Nothing unusual about overclaiming. B17 gunners were infamous for it. Then there's the pounding taken by the Wehrmacht at the Falais gap. Typhoons and Tempests unintentionally exaggerated their panzer kills. The same panzers were attacked and hit time and time again, so that the number of panzer kills greatly exceeded the number of panzers present.
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  16136. I didn't expect the Spanish Succession.
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  16137. No mention of this story on the BBC. Probably because they can't find a way to blame it on Trump, Brexit or the f4r r1ght.
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  16138. Starting to look like Cuba, Venezuela and 1980s Romania. But don't worry, NEXT time they'll implement socialism so that it works. Yeah. Yeah. Next time.
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  16139. The Conservatives have become the party of high inflation, high taxes, high crime, uncontrolled spending, unaffordable debt, unregulated immigration and state control. Tell me: In what ways are the Conservatives "conservative"?
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  16140. Difficult to clean velour upholstery properly after having sex with girlfriends. The spill afterwards couldn't be wiped away without leaving a stain. I always preferred wipe-clean vinyl or leather.
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  16141. Agreed. Softly-softly suicide.
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  16142. I loved how Lecter sorted-out Mason Verger, not once but twice.
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  16143.  @DarkPeak76  I suspect 2Tone's comment was written in Geordie.
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  16144. Happy 4th to you, my American cousin! - From a Brit. Please sort yourselves out. The free world needs the USA's leadership, but the present POTUS couldn't put on his trousers without the help of a nurse. GOD BLESS THE USA. Anybody who disagrees deserves to be in the crosshairs of a Hellfire missile.
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  16145. Is anybody going to remove the offensive parts from the Koran? There won't be much remaining.
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  16146.  @lateralg3169  I've left five comments (plus this). Which comment are you referring to?
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  16147.  @captainaxle438  These videos are based on aircraft in the IWM's collection. There are no surviving Whirlwinds. There are other non-IWM videos on YT about the Whirlwind.
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  16148.  @richtaylor2129  Are there any B29s or B52s in the IWM's collection? If not, you'll need to see any of the dozens of videos made by other parties.
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  16149. AY UP TWO BLOKE!
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  16150. As someone who spent 29 years as a Conservative activist... Me too.
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  16151.  @normankennith7919  I am an old school Briton and I cannot describe how much I hate the Conservatives under Sunak.
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  16152.  @normankennith7919  I always disliked the far-left Tony Benn, but there are videos on YouTube where he speaks about liberty and I'm his soul mate.
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  16153.  @normankennith7919  I'm a mild soft middle-aged bloke with a home, a family and no criminal record. Right now I'd laugh my head off if half our MPs went to the gallows. We need a revolution in which the heads of the traitors can be mounted on spikes. We'll deal with the consequences later. Stop the invasion first. Then we'll talk with the Quislings.
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  16154. Damned good.
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  16155.  @bobwallacejnr6852  First time I've seen it.
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  16156.  Al L  Thanks. ANY system other than first-past-the-post is an improvement and will allow smaller parties a chance of obtaining seats.
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  16157.  @iamrocketray  I don't think that'll work.
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  16158. I always love to see someone stroking a pussy.
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  16159.  @a.y.t.a.s.494  No. Britain and France would not want another war, defending Germany.
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  16160. HERE'S A GOOD IDEA: Can the UK send EVERY illegal migrant to Northern Ireland, and then give the North to the Republic?
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  16161.  @AdamantineAxe  Yeah you're all getting it.
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  16162. They slipped on the grease.
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  16163.  @NoIWontLetYouKnowInTheComments  Thanks!
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  16164.  @CliveJoel-b3b  I've posted that same statistic. Every time I do so, my comment gets cancelled.
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  16165.  @stephenroberts8057  Agreed. Some people are sheep in disguise. Sheep can't laugh unless they're instructed to do so.
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  16166.  @ChristianPatriarchy  Do you prefer a Muslim?
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  16167.  @georgehetty7857  True, but William the B*stard died during his campaign, fighting against the French king.
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  16168.  @lordengland9747  Haha!
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  16169. Vote Tory. They'll claim they'll get migration under control but will deliberately fail. Vote Labour. They'll claim they'll get migration under control but will deliberately fail. And the difference is...?
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  16170.  @pparrker5420  HAHA yeah right...
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  16171. The evil of this Hancock man is off the scale. Threatening disabled kids. Disgusting.
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  16172.  Norman Smithers  Agreed. It's almost as if an Asian whose family is worth hundreds of millions can't understand that poor whites are being ethnically cleansed from London. SUNAK: "Nobody can afford to live in London except migrants with free council houses and billionaires. And that should worry me because...?"
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  16173.  @alexblazquez2277  Lots of the Python and Gilliam films had disappointing, distressing endings.
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  16174. Lib Dems are fighting to get back on board the Titanic.
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  16175.  @herbiehusker1889  How many eggs to make an omelette? Diane can't count that high.
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  16176. The black bloke needs better lighting in his studio. He's almost invisible against the background.
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  16177. Peter Griffin's daughter.
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  16178. HA HA HA TITLE !!!
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  16179.  @stevenpaulgoulding  The last time there were this many antisemites holding a rally was Nuremberg in the 1930s.
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  16180.  @stevenpaulgoulding  I replied to you a few minutes ago. I've returned and it's gone.
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  16181. Yeah, and CNN claims it's because you've benefitted from systemic waycism.
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  16182.  @juanhunglow2220  A room stuffed full of Nazi regalia? Reminds me of an episode of "Father Ted". Father Ted was innocent as well.
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  16183.  @nineteen8026  If France saved Stonehenge from an invading army which intended to reduce it to rubble - THANKYOU FOR YOUR SERVICE! We'd still have Avebury and dozens of other stone circles.
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  16184.  @Panos__1904  British museums also possess German aircraft from WW2. At least one of them still technically belongs to the Luftwaffe. It was landed in England by some German aircrew who defected. Will we give it back? Fork off!
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  16185.  @Yiannis2112  Elgin bought the marbles and took them to London. Loads of Rembrandts, Goyas, Monets, Matisses and Van Goghs in the world's museums.
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  16186. That Joooish bloke, surrounded on all sides by Museums (cre4t1ve 5pelling) who want to slaughter him. Joooish bloke saying, "Come on then if you think you're 'ard enough". A good analogy for Israel itself.
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  16187. The Martian.
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  16188. BBC probably blames Brexit. And Wight people.
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  16189. Lori claims you achieved this via white privilege and systemic homophobia.
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  16190.  @nedson6503  Break the BBC into its component parts: Sell the huge archived back-catalogue, the publishing arm (magazines), radio, TV channels, studios and so on to the highest bidder. Each of the existing radio wavelengths will be worth tens of £millions. But the problem isn't the BBC, only the people who work there. All of whom will obtain jobs elsewhere in broadcasting.
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  16191.  @MrOner07  Huge nuts. Hairy nuts. Swinging.
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  16192. I've been listening to BBC Radio 2's Jeremy Vine this lunchtime (6 Jan. '22). Vine's whole narrative, and the persons selected on his phone-ins, are always compliant with Vine's BBC narrative. No alternative views permitted.
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  16193.  @kenrehill8775  The BBC wants to blame Brexit and the far right.
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  16194. I had a Hunter GT back in the day. A very nice car, but the engines on these cars had weak valves which could bend or break. I always loved the dash-mounted lights with the dim/bright slide.
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  16195. Ming the Merciless, what a great fella.
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  16196.  @f4ust85  I feel sorry for anybody named "James Savile". If you're a non-Brit, please search "Jimmy Savile" and see why.
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  16197.  @entropybear5847  I went to school with a kid who was half-Italian. He'd inherited views about Mussolini and south Italians which we can't express in public today. I suspect he was correct about all of it.
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  16198.  @polderrican  Hating people from their own country. A bit like the SNP hating the English. And their leader hating white people.
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  16199. Bring back Richard Greene.
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  16200.  @T5Zplayer  Right now there are angry persons from the Religion of Peace, wondering how they can hit back at Harry. His reckless comments have heightened the threat. Harry's professional bodyguards are supposed to protect him. Their task is to get between Harry and a bullet. Harry has magnified the threat of attack by a factor of ten or more.
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  16201. Salman Rushdie wrote a book 40 years ago. His life has been under threat ever since. Several persons who were working on translations have been murdered. Prince Harry is the new Salman Rushdie.
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  16202. I wish the Tories would go away. They're stealing votes from Reform and allowing a Labour victory.
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  16203. I refuse to vote for a party in which women have bigger cocks than me.
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  16204.  @sooky2253  Believe me: This would work. I was a Tory activist for 29 years but allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. The "adoption meeting" is a formal event, called just after the date of the election is announced. Every party member is entitled to attend and to confirm the adoption of their candidate. In my association, you'd typically have 100 members attending. It's like a "coronation": Only one person on offer, everybody approves. Now imagine if an extra 300 genuine members attend, refuse the official candidate and vote for their own choice. I assume every party (Plaid Cymru, Lib, Lab) all use an identical procedure.
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  16205. BLM claims you were First 'cos of systemic white privilege and waycism.
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  16206.  @JacknVictor  There's an excellent Andrew Lawrence video today, revealing another BBC non-comedian who's made death threats against a J-ish bloke.
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  16207. You're 100% correct. Fun fact: If Boris was black, writing that exact same comment would be regarded as racist. Same as happened after Darren Southgate made a rotten choice about the penalty-takers.
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  16208. Easier to send the migrants back.
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  16209. Most one-sided battle? Consider the Battle of Matapan.
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  16210. "Every bad thing which ever happened in world history is the fault of white people". I don't need to read the book. We already know what's in it.
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  16211.  @adanis0197  Every time I leave a comment which mentions what you did, or the journalist who revealed who'd done it, my comment is automatically deleted by the algorithms or rendered invisible.
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  16212. The entire British establishment is corrupt beyond redemption.
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  16213. Nah. Trump and Brexit.
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  16214.  @RPaton  ...not expensive if the English paid for it.
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  16215. FUN FACT: Francis himself had no offspring, but the descendants of his siblings live in Devon to this day. My grandmother's maiden name was Drake. My mum's line is supposedly descended from his younger brother, Edmund. The Drakes used to have a big import/export business. My mum was excited to read a newspaper story about a senior Devonshire policeman's daring activities in the 1970s. No big deal - we're ALL related if you go back far enough. Errol Flynn's "The Sea Hawk" was originally intended to be Drake's story, but the REAL story didn't fit a movie so a completely fictitious character was invented.
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  16216.  @christiano8088  Please repeat something similar widely.
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  16217.  @ahoramazda6864  Agreed. I don't blame the migrants, I blame the whites who let them in. Just as I don't blame foxes for what they do in the hen house. I blame the people who held the gate open and invited the foxes inside, in full knowledge of the consequences.
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  16218. Good comment. Liked.
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  16219. Mr. Olusoga reveals his deliberate racism. He ONLY covers the black slaves of white owners. He corrupts his narrative by refusing to deal with white slaves, and black slaves owned by other blacks. Dishonesty and deliberate anti-white racism.
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  16220.  @Iveraghboy  And YOU are one of my favourite heroes, especially when played by Richard Greene.
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  16221. I'd like to see Eddie opposed by Andrew Lawrence or Leo Kearse at the hustings.
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  16222. Your English is OK! Many German and British veterans advised in this movie.
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  16223.  @kirkp7470  It was intended to invite the South African ace "Sailor" Malan, but he was very ill and couldn't come. The special edition DVD has lots of interesting commentary. The person wearing the white jacket in the Luftwaffe mess scenes was himself a veteran of the Battle. He was an advisor and was given a walk-on part.
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  16224. I've looked for the video online, but YouTube has deleted it.
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  16225.  @beejumittahb8527  O levels? How ancient are YOU? Got a lot to do with assessments being made by teachers. Woke leftist teachers will always give a higher score to a sub-Saharan kid 'cos diversity n sheet.
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  16226. Yes, but you probably voted for Biden as well, THREE times without even knowing it.
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  16227. A seagull shat on my car. It was far right. Same with the table leg which banged against my toe. And the small pebble which got into my shoe. Don't make me talk about my microwave cooker which failed today. Undoubtedly somebody far right crept unseen into my kitchen and sabotaged it. All far right. Yeah. Yeah. Far right. The BBC told me so.
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  16228. Please seek the story of Philip Adams, the NFL player who murdered five white people. No mention in the UK media. Blanket coverage of the death of a drug-infused career criminal.
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  16229.  @simonh6371  Thanks for correcting me.
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  16230.  @jamesrodgers3132  I miss the era when banks were capitalist, and made a profit by providing services to their clients. This is equivalent to white-owned business in the 1960s southern USA, refusing to serve "colored" people.
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  16231. Hard to respect a POTUS who poops his pants, can't read a teleprompt and claims he was the first black guy on his street.
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  16232.  @Perrisue  It's amazing what his daughter would do for an ice cream.
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  16233. Illegals should be housed in the royal palaces. That'd create a "what the eff" moment for the royals. Maybe then we'll get the illegals stopped in mid-Channel and sent back.
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  16234. Too much common sense on this channel.
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  16235. @Robert Mcmanus Cornish but that's OK.
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  16236. @Robert Mcmanus Ah yes, I understand what you mean now.
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  16237.  @wearetheremnants1615  These aren't communists. They're something more dangerous. Nameless, formless, ambiguous, hiding in plain sight.
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  16238. Went great for Bud Light. Next year, they should hire the BLM activist Sasha Johnson as the face of their Christmas ads.
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  16239. Covid?
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  16240. A leftist turned me into a newt. I got better.
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  16241. A lovely car, but what's the point with speed cameras where you can get prosecuted for travelling at 4 mph above the legal limit?
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  16242. This is almost the first time the media has reported black-on-black crime.
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  16243.  @bartsanders1553  Arl ficksed naw.
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  16244. Police protecting paedophile-protectors. Nothing new to see.
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  16245.  @davefowler4178  Plumbers spend more time in college than Nigerian surgeons spent in medical school. Given the choice, I'd rather have a plumber take out my appendix than a Nigerian surgeon. A few inches of PTF tape, some silicon around the join, bish bash bosh done.
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  16246.  @juj298  The electoral system guarantees the next government will be Labour or Tory. A new party (plenty out there) could win one third of the national vote and obtain not one single seat.
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  16247. Interesting to see loads of Replies disappearing. As usual. @Diane739 
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  16248.  @the5thmusketeer215  Like you, I'm a speling Narzi and litrully Hilter.
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  16249. I feel sorry for the elephants and the dolphins, but humanity doesn't deserve salvation.
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  16250.  @thatlittlevoice6354  If the victim had been white, the media would've remained silent.
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  16251. Looks like something which Peter Griffin would fly into Cleveland's house. "No no no no no nooooo!"
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  16252.  @jhgjhgjhgt  Yes, and I'm amazed Mrs. Purchase's breath always smells of it after she's been visited by Stephen Toast. I don't know how that happens. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  16253. SOMETHING is going on but I don't know what. It's not Nazism. It's not communism. It's something else, formless, nameless. It's all about control. It's a rehearsal for something but I don't know what.
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  16254.  @russclark9496  True.
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  16255. @commentsAlwaysDeletedbyYT No. I'm saying stupid c*nts who do stupid stunts are responsible for seeing they don't hurt themselves. Jezza, Hamster and the Captain were chased by a bunch of angry Argentines who set their cars on fire and wanted to lynch them. Did the Triffic Trio blame the broadcaster? No. Unlike Flintoff, they accepted their responsibilities as adult males.
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  16256.  @lukeatbrandynightful  My school chum from the 1970s became a commercial pilot, flying freight in a jet. The cargo lads stashed the boxes in the back of his aircraft. He checked the load with nothing more than a cursory glance and said, "That's great, well done lads". The cargo was badly fastened. The load shifted in flight. The aircraft crashed. Both he and his co-pilot died. Verdict: Pilot error, because it was his own task to check the load before takeoff. It's the pilot's / driver's task to check the aircraft / car before flying / doing a stupid stunt.
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  16257.  @mrdoomay9217  High-earning presenters should man-up, exactly as Jezza did after a stunt broke his thumb, Hamster nearly died in a high speed crash and the Captain did after a cable broke and put him in hospital. They're doing stooopid stunts for laughs, but nobody holds a gun to their heads. Coming next: A professional skier breaks his leg and blames the mountain.
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  16258.  @nafman8515  Clarkson might've crashed, but it would've been a funny crash and he wouldn't have moaned and blamed everybody else for it. On the other hand, fail to get a meal for Clarkson and he'll go ballistic. And rightly so.
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  16259.  @normankennith7919  Agreed.
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  16260.  @peterbett3076  Sorry, no. It's in older videos. It's probably there if you search for it.
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  16261. Peter Griffin was right. Shut up Meg.
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  16262. I'm curious: Has the mainstream media taken up this false "Crimo is a Nazi" narrative? Unlike Styx, the mainstream media won't test whether the accusation is true.
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  16263.  @NipZippler  The BBC's preferred employee is a one-legged black lesbian Marxist. If she's Jewish or Muslim as well, so much the better.
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  16264. STOOOOPID title for this video.
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  16265.  @tonyclewes8  Definitely.
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  16266.  @nicholasmorrill4711  I click on "6 Replies". Only three are visible and yours disappears. The BBC is revealed to have told deliberate lies. Neither Cham nor YouTube's algorithms want the truth to be told.
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  16267.  @simonmilligan7497  You are welcome to debate those issues here. The BBC spins a false and largely-invented story about black people. Someone has the courage to reveal the BBC's story uses lies, omission and distortion. Simon reveals the truth and you describe it as "contentious". Wow.
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  16268.  @simonmilligan7497  The BBC falsely attributes the line to Powell, but he didn't use it. Powell was a classical scholar. He quoted a line from the classics, "I see the River Tiber flowing with much blood", which means "huge troubles are coming". During her Silver Jubilee, HM Queen Elizabeth quoted Shakespeare and said, "In my salad days, when I was green in judgement". It did not literally mean HM was claiming to be green or a lettuce. In any case, Powell was correct.
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  16269.  @simonmilligan7497  Enoch would be unlikely to name the woman, as it might exacerbate her problems. Mr. Webb receives thousands of replies every day, and might ignore comments he hasn't read. Judging by the ethnic cleansing of white people out of cities, I wouldn't say Enoch lied about this.
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  16270. @Amish Churn-Butter Reminds me of the Top Gear spoof-adverts about cycling.
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  16271.  @johnmassen5920  I apologise, I misgendered him. Or something.
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  16272. If our dearly beloved QE supported Camilla as Queen, everybody else should shut the f0ok up. End of.
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  16273.  @AnthonyWilliams-ew3wp  Not much fun for our offspring, living in the future Islamic Republic of Britainistan.
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  16274.  @tirandaz7612  Nigeria is corrupt.
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  16275. Looks like a dog poo to me.
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  16276. I'd happily accept 100,000 Ukrainians in exchange for 100,000 illegal BAME migrants.
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  16277. Thankyou, Alex. Retain the best aspects of your own culture. Embrace everything you love about the UK. You and I can stand together when the zombie leftist haters come to attack us.
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  16278. Dammit, that's a good comment. Please repeat widely.
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  16279. During Victorian times, wealthy families would endeavour to put their stupidist sons in the Church. Lots of social status, but their stupidity won't be recognised.
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  16280. Harold's mother and other advisors wanted him to delay for a day or two, so that extra English soldiers could arrive on site. Harold said no, William assumed Harold's army was still up north. Hitting William very quickly would carry an element of surprise. As it turned out, many English soldiers were still arriving in the days after the battle, gobsmacked that the conflict had already been decided.
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  16281. Biden's handlers put him into office because he doesn't understand any papers he signs. He's a puppet. Who's running him?
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  16282. The SNP behaving like the German SA. Tartan shirts instead of brown. Get off the fookin street or we'll beat the crap out of ye. "Ein volk ein Scotland ein..." and vomits in the street.
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  16283. When raced in classic/historic car races, these Austins regularly kick the backsides of contemporary Jags, BMWs and American V8 saloons.
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  16284.  @wile-e-coyote8371  "I'm very surprised that any actors are gay". Said nobody ever.
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  16285.  @reneburger4317  Pakistan is a theist sh*thole. India is the world's biggest democracy.
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  16286. Common purpose.
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  16287. I'm a man who wears shoes. That's not transphobic.
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  16288.  @StimParavane  All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! He boiled for your sins! Eat pasta, drink beer and get laid (consenting adults). Wot's not to like?
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  16289.  @niccosalonga9009  I'm not a vegetarian, but I see a problem if a vegetarian eats meat. Similarly, Buddhists and other non-Christians might see a problem if a Christian rejects his own scriptures. It's not about whether Christianity is right or wrong. It's about honesty.
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  16290.  @niccosalonga9009  I dunno what that word means but that's 'cos Brian Griffin and I are intellectual equals.
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  16291. We're witnessing the collapse of western civilisation.
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  16292. Both Henry and Prince Harry made poor choices in marriage.
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  16293. I'd prefer Carl as the Pope,
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  16294.  @Pyrate_Of_Las_Vegas  I hope you're wrong. But you might be right. I'm British and in the UK. We stand or fall together. We will share the same fate. If the US falls, the entire free world will enter a new dark age. Meanwhile the mainstream media claps its hands in glee.
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  16295. Say common sense like that on the BBC and you'll be regarded as a far right R-ist xenophobe transphobic pro-Brexit Trumpist maniac. And your bank account will be closed.
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  16296.  @Johnny-sj9sj  This needs to be taken up by further channels.
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  16297. We are funding the propaganda for our own destruction.
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  16298.  @esecallum  Yeah. No undressing on the beach. A great way to sunbathe. A British woman won't be able to lie face-down with her bikini-bra undone without experiencing cultural enrichment. Let's hope it's only sun cream he squirts all over her back.
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  16299. Bray is a narcissist nutter.
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  16300.  @crabby7668  All true. I'd favour the system used for the Euro elections (YUK IT MAKES ME SICK TO WRITE THAT!) which allowed UKIP to become the dominant UK party in Brussels. The system was used in the UK for several decades. Reform would be returned as the biggest party in Parliament, which is why the Lab-Con alliance will never permit it for Westminster.
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  16301.  @crabby7668  Trouble with PR: The system we choose will define the outcome. A different system won't get the same result.
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  16302.  @crabby7668  But wee both know the truth: If voting made a difference, they wouldn't let us do it.
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  16303.  @jblasutavario9549  Is it sexist to write "jims"? Does that word demonstrate misogynistic male patriarchy?
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  16304.  @purplehaze8557  I flew with EasyJet. They were flying into a headwind. So we all had to get out and push.
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  16305. Whilst I cannot condone the actions of leaders such as Stalin and Hitler, I can understand their keenness to put people on a list, to be dwelt with immediately upon assuming power.
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  16306.  @clairehayward4521  My Rottweiler wore sunglasses when I drove him in my car. The trick is to use two shoelaces, one to pass under the dog's chin and the other around the back of his head. That way the glasses remain in situ. I often had motorists alongside us in traffic queues, taking photos.
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  16307.  @emmab2136-o3v  Not about "attack". It's about "defence". The burglaries ceased immediately I got a big dog. My dog never bit anyone. He didn't need to.
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  16308.  @kb4432  Interesting point made in the TV discussion. A Great Dane is bigger and heavier than a "bully" but Great Danes never kill anyone. It's one thing to own a dog as a friend and/or for legitimate purposes of defence. It's another matter when dogs come from an ancestral line, specifically bred to fight and maim both humans and other dogs.
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  16309. Yes but it's a happy joyful rainbow-colored boot with a transgender foot in it. Creepy Joe told us so. Your bigoted heterosexual face deserves all it gets.
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  16310.  @brianbadonde8700  I've had Romanian buddies. They told me ALL the trouble in the UK, EU and Romania comes from gypsies.
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  16311. I want Soph with Candace as vice prez.
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  16312.  @rudytrujillo2238  Good point. But would it be overturning the government if the CCP used electoral fraud to elect a compliant "useful idiot"? Who's the legal government: The government elected via electoral fraud, or the outgoing government?
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  16313.  @rudytrujillo2238  There's a difference between plentiful evidence and proof. How many years did it take before Nixon was proven to have been involved in Watergate? By the time the proof becomes available, it'll be too late.
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  16314.  @rudytrujillo2238  There's a huge amount of evidence. Whether it's centrally-organised or a bunch of freelancers is another matter.
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  16315.  @kenclark5184  He's a vampire these days.
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  16316. FIRST 'cos I've got why tuh priv lidge. (Trying to avoid YT censoring my comment.)
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  16317.  @simonmilligan7497  Nah, that's just what the Romans wanted you to believe. As Sadiq Khan put it, "It's part and parcel of living in a big city". Blame somebody else. High crime is the fault of gammon-whitey. And Brexit.
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  16318.  @robm8809  Like yew, I'm a speling Narzi and litrully Hilter.
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  16319.  @robm8809  You're easily upset.
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  16320. Agreed. It's a well-recognised fact that God is British. The biggest mistake He made was to impregnate a young woman in Judea. He should've sent His son to a decent British public school instead.
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  16321. Hey Mr. BBB, if you're reading this: My neighbours have tall leylandii trees in their garden. The trees are threatening my house's foundations and block the light. I've offered to share the cost of their felling, but the neighbours declined. An internet search reveals leylandii trees taller than two metres aren't permitted. What's the law on this?
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  16322.  @LLOOYYYDD  Wow, that's an impressive response! Thanks!
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  16323.  @sleepingwarrior4618  THANKS! These are the best Replies to any YouTube comment EVER in the entire history of the internet.
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  16324.  @cheril8891  I think it's something from ancient Greece or Rome. I'm too lazy to Google it. The phrase was used by Enoch Powell in the 1960s to describe the forthcoming racial problems in the UK.
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  16325. The greatest books for boys were all written by Captain W.E. Johns.
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  16326. I want to hear more about Gwyneth Paltrow's "Gloop" vagina-scented candles. What a fascinating world of wonder we live in.
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  16327. If the core ran can't be banned, the h 8 crime laws will be useless.
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  16328. I'd prefer Larry the Cat as PM. He can lick his own arse. Whereas Rishi gets the rest of the cabinet to kiss his.
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  16329. The UK and US will stand or fall together. Right now we're drowning up Sh*t Creek.
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  16330. Rik from "The Young Ones" - shouts "FASCIST!" and storms off. Exactly like Owen Jones. The Peoples' Poet, a girly little narcissistic leftie.
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  16331.  @Johnny-sj9sj  Is that you, Clem?
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  16332. COMING ANY MOMENT NOW: The leftie backlash because Philip was a heterosexual white male.
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  16333. There's a spy for India in 10 Downing Street.
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  16334. One day free speech will be illegal. I wonder how many of our comments and replies on this video will be automatically cancelled by YT's algorithms. I wonder whether this comment will survive.
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  16335.  @annerink4327  They're both in their 70s. A very long ceremony whilst wearing heavy robes and needing a pee.
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  16336. WINSTON CHURCHILL: "A politician who complains about the press is like a sailor who complains about the sea". ANGELA RAYNOR: "Yeah well the sea is misogynistic and racist and classist as well".
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  16337. The best chance the Luftwaffe would've had of reaching the US was to have used a captured and modified Liberator or Lancaster. Fly on to Mexico and land there.
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  16338.  @staggeringdeath8479  Haile Selasse was a hard nut. His younger brother Slightly Selasse was an utter wimp.
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  16339.  @golden.lights.twinkle2329  That's why I'll never fly with Virgin.
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  16340. I remember when Democrats respected democracy.
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  16341.  jhőn fráncísz  yay jhon ! mebbe yoo furst, knot mee
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  16342. David Icke regards both Gates and Schwab as shape-shifting lizard space-aliens. I never believed this particular conspiracy theory, but I could be persuaded.
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  16343.  @JGreen-le8xx  Hippies taste like pork. I assume the cross-channel fugees do as well. That gives me an idea...
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  16344.  @deematty46  I suspect jim is referring to the concept, not the track. Or maybe you're making a joke which went whoooosh over my head.
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  16345.  @dfar2303  I wish I had a 12 inch. I'd wanna release that as well. Last time I showed my six inch in a public place, I got arrested.
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  16346.  @deematty46  Agreed.
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  16347.  @goldeneddie  What if somebody's of mixed race? Will they only get half as much? What if only one grandparent was black? Will the person only receive £1,250 instead of £5,000? Will this be applied to persons of non-black BAME ancestry - Chinese, Indian etc.? What a f0okin sh*t-show.
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  16348.  @mypersonalopinion5363  You appear to be assuming racism on my part. You're mistaken. See the more detailed reply below.
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  16349.  @raymondfitzgerald-kuhl5976  TRUE!
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  16350.  @Iain1962  WE NEED A LONGER LIST!
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  16351. I can't take an MP seriously if he wears a bad wig.
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  16352.  @jussir.6188  Sadly true.
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  16353.  @bestyoutube5318  GB News isn't funded by me. They can put out as much BS as they want. The best defence of free speech is to express as many different viewpoints as possible.
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  16354. Biden's aides: "Republicans claim our POTUS is weak and has cognitive problems. Let's disprove it by putting our guy on a bicycle". What happened next?
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  16355. @Controlled Consensus I thought Nelson Mandela didn't want apartheid. Yet that's what they're demanding.
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  16356.  @GailPlatt  Sad but true.
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  16357. Everyone's assuming Krankie's arrest is related to financial matters. There's a clue in the fact the coppers were digging for evidence, buried in her garden. I suspect she's been keeping children as sex-slaves in a dungeon, and the cops were looking for corpses.
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  16358.  @tomnicholson2115  Easiest way to save lives is to throw a line to the migrant boats and tow them back to France. Identical safety. No more migrants.
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  16359.  @tomnicholson2115  I happy if the RNLI rescues people. Job well done. Then deposit them safely on a French beach.
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  16360. I expect this Archbishop loves it up his back door.
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  16361.  @hetrodoxly1203  I suspect you're labouring under the burden of only a partial understanding of events.
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  16362.  @ShanghaiRooster  Aha! Your reply is visible again, ShangRoo.
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  16363.  @ShanghaiRooster  That's him! Great bloke!
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  16364.  @ShanghaiRooster  Did you read his book? F*ckin' awesome!
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  16365.  @ShanghaiRooster  Seriously, a damned good book. Thrilling.
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  16366.  @hetrodoxly1203  We're getting a long way from the original thread. The British won at Waterloo, with lots of other nationalities alongside. The British won at El Alamein, with lots of other nationalities alongside. Plenty of Yanks in the RAF, both before and after Pearl Harbor. Still the British RAF.
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  16367.  @georgehetty7857  Simon says at the start of this video, "Happy birthday George". I never knew the two of you were friends.
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  16368.  @hetrodoxly1203  A lot more than nine Yanks in the RAF before Pearl Harbor. There were entire Eagle Squadrons. The RAF's greatest ace on Tempests (sorry, I've forgotten his name) was a Yank who joined the RCAF and came to Britain to fight.
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  16369.  @alistairmcintyre  According to the David Olusoga and the BBC, half the British soldiers were black. Probably..
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  16370.  @deanodog3667  Hahaha!
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  16371.  @sa3270  I'm not a bot!
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  16372. These people tend to be economic migrants. If they're unhappy, tell them to go back.
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  16373.  @donnaspeer2760  Coppers will abuse or entrap the loyal Brits, antagonise them, the loyal Brits will try to move away and will be cavalry-charged and beaten up. BBC will describe it as a mob of wray zissts attacking the police.
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  16374. She's whiter than Ali G.
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  16375. Sounds like The Gumbies. (Monty Python reference.) "Doctor! Doctor! My bwain hurts!"
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  16376.  @lordbezzington8435  Is that you, Clem?
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  16377.  @trevormcdonald385  We should celebrate the fact that the British did more to destroy the slave trade than any other nation on Earth. Refusing to acknowledge this is a distortion of the truth. English Heritage is using lies, omissions and half-truths to provide a false account.
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  16378.  @atmywitsend1984  Plenty of horrific events in British history, plenty of civil wars and uprisings, plenty of burnings and ear-cuttings, but hacking heads off HUNDREDS of people to fill a pit with blood is beyond the pale, even for William the Conqueror, Richard III or Henry VIII. But hey, let's blame white people.
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  16379.  @trevormcdonald385  Search YouTube and Google. I won't do it for you - do you imagine I'm your fooking slave?
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  16380.  @ReasonAboveEverything  There are videos about this on YouTube. Seek and ye shall find.
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  16381.  @lethaltizzl  WHAT?!?
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  16382.  @MrC.1990  That's a joke, right?
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  16383. MONEY. If somebody somewhere has spices or tea to sell, you need the financial institutions to loan you the money to build a ship, sail there, bring it back and make a huge bundle of cash. Not by chance that the Dutch got their financial system sorted out first and became wealthy through sea trade. The Brits inherited the Dutch way of financing trade along with the Glorious Revolution of 1688. The French and Spanish were left far behind.
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  16384. This is what happens when Harry hires Brian Griffin as his ghostwriter.
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  16385.  @terminallove3531  THANKS! I've frequently left comments about the person in this video, but they always disappear.
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  16386. yoo bee furst or nearly.
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  16387. Nobody would attempt an assassination via a car crash. The results are too unreliable. Princess Diana would have walked away from her own car crash if she'd worn her seat belt.
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  16388.  @ClownWorldYT  Any chance of making a video where you fly an airliner into the Houses of Parliament? Or would that get you banned?
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  16389. Democrats won't be happy until NY resembles Haiti.
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  16390. "Fuckstick Metropolitan University". Teaching Oxford University how to be more diverse and relevant.
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  16391.  @thelleftaremad7556  Both are following Blair's WEF agenda and both will kneel to our enemies.
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  16392.  @BonusHole  I suspect the difference is the number of months until the next general election. And nothing else.
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  16393. Ha!
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  16394. "Bottom"? You've attracted the attention of Chris Pincher and Crispin Blunt.
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  16395.  @ThursonJames  Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
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  16396. Nana is so sensible, the Guardian wants to describe her as a far-right white supremacist bigot.
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  16397. "Pandemic of the unvaccinated". Good point. If the vaccines actually worked, un-vaxed people like me should've all died by now. Instead I'm LESS likely to die because I won't get blood clots.
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  16398. I don't remember it. A bit before my time. Did it involve hanging, drawing and quartering with the traitor's head being stuck on a spike with his penis in his mouth? If so, I approve. I'd also approve this punishment being expanded to include every MP who accepts the leadership of the WEF.
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  16399.  @StacheOperator  And ANOTHER comment deleted by carla! Who, unlike us, doesn't understand how to use a capital letter.
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  16400. I don't want one of these freaks standing close behind ME! Time to put my back to the wall...
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  16401.  @DEPORTER_SUPPORTER  I "liked" your reply on the basis of your name. No other reason required.
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  16402. Quagmire's Dad would like to be pushed up from behind.
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  16403. Gardens grow great under a layer of sh*t,. The anti-white racists keep spreading sh*t that I never knew existed. Where do they get their crap from?
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  16404. Otherwise we'll have schoolkids doing copycat crucifixions in the playground, right?
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  16405.  @Olivier_The_Dilettante  Yes. They'll also invent some gay, transgender and BAME disciples for diversity. They'll all live happily ever after in a vegan polyamorous anarchist commune.
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  16406. The Conservative Party shouldn't be standing. They've got zero chance of winning the general election. All the Tories are doing is taking votes from Reform and ensuring a Labour victory.
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  16407. I thought Harry's ghost writer was Brian Griffin. (Author of "Faster Than the Speed of Love".)
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  16408. ...so the Japanese helped to kill JFK? And Hollywood assisted? Wow! (Silly joke.)
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  16409.  @daveh322  A few years ago, Chris Ofili won the Turner Prize, the UK's most prestigious art award, by smearing elephant dung on a canvas. That kind of art is easy, because the elephant did most of the work. Farting in a balloon would be difficult and require skill. Have you ever tried it? Neither have I. But it wouldn't be easy and might require years of training.
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  16410.  @frankargenti  I've left a reply to a different comment which you might like to read.
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  16411.  @daveh322  The artist Chris Ofili won the prestigious Turner Prize by smearing elephant dung on a canvas. Which is stupid, because the award should've gone to the elephant. Years of training are required to fart into a balloon. Art which requires skill and craftsmanship. Farting into a balloon might be stupid, but on a scale of nought to 10, less stupid than a pile of boxes.
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  16412.  @frankargenti  Me neither. But if I was a gay black artist, I could sell my farts for £/$millions.
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  16413.  @frankargenti  No, people who buy some works of art have a problem. I just shine a spotlight on their insanity.
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  16414. I wish we had a Conservative Party with an 80 seat majority. I wish the UK was surrounded by the sea so that illegal migrants can't get here.
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  16415. It would be really funny if a bunch of special-religion people graped her. But she's too old, they wouldn't want to.
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  16416. Somebody like this could never have survived the journey on the Mayflower, fought at Bunker Hill, trekked in a wagon across the mountains to the west coast, survived the dust bowl as his soil is blown away or have fought at Iwo Jima or Omaha Beach. This cnut is the most unAmerican American it's ever been my disgusting experience to see.
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  16417.  @2tone209  Haha!
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  16418.  @fredo69ification  Harry's original comment stated "lace corporal". My comment pointed that out to Harry. He went back and fixed it. As for being gay: It takes one to know one.
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  16419. These black lives mattered.
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  16420. Welby believes in an invisible flying sky-fairy in a dress. Don't expect anything sensible from him.
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  16421.  @notanumber1311  Good point. Perhaps Belfield was indeed guilty, but five and a half years is excessive for a non-violent crime. Criminals have stabbed innocent victims and received shorter sentences. Same with "minor attracted persons" who've molested small children. The corrupt deep state was sending a message. Don't express opinions which are outside our narrative.
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  16422.  @notanumber1311  Hahaha! I didn't notice! I frequently use cre4t1ve 5pell1n9 to get past YouTube's algorithms. I also refer to doctors and engineers arriving from Calais, instead of other phrases.
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  16423.  @notanumber1311  I'd rather be unmutual than live in fear.
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  16424.  @denesebaker3270  I'd prefer not to wait for God's intervention.
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  16425.  @bayyayybah460  No. The system is seriously flawed. Winston Churchill once said, "Democracy is the worst form of government. Except for all the others". The system needs an overhaul.
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  16426.  @bernardedwards8461  All true.
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  16427. They created a martyr. And a hero.
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  16428. The problem with history is: There's a hell of a lot of it.
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  16429. Thanks.
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  16430. The BBC hates you. Hate them back.
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  16431.  @controllerplayer1720  Agreed. And here in the UK, it's our fault that children get gang-raped by the untouchable religion. We are cowards.
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  16432.  @interceptor7905  you earn more.
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  16433.  @mre7862  Why target the general public?
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  16434.  @nevillebloodybartos  Making the tax man richer? Gotta fund the illegal migrants somehow.
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  16435.  @barrydwyer2039  Well yeah duh.
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  16436.  @BadMotivator66  Ha ha!
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  16437. Republican governors need to revise the electoral system in their states. No voting without ID. Postal voting only under special circumstances. Delete voting machines.
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  16438. Never mind that: Did the female slaves have penises? That's the most pressing question of our time.
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  16439. I'd like to know how Tony Blair, his wife and son have compiled a fortune worth hundreds of £millions. Maybe Carol could examine the war criminal's source of wealth.
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  16440. Terrorists. Arrest and imprison then.
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  16441. I recall the historian Michael Wood's account of the battle. William's forces were repeatedly beaten off by the English shield wall, and it looked like Harold would win. William inspired his soldiers for one last attack. This too was beaten off, but a part of the English line broke and pursued the Normans down the hill. The Normans rallied. The English were cut off and couldn't return up the hill. Hundreds of English made a last stand at an apple tree and were hacked to pieces in full sight of the remaining English army. The Normans exploited the huge gap in the shield wall, and soon it was "game over". The entire history of England and the world was changed forever, because some over-enthusiastic amateur soldiers broke discipline.
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  16442. Yes.
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  16443. In those days, their leftiness was in the closet along with Jimmy Savile's paedophilia.
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  16444. Be careful, Andy. Your bank account might be closed at any moment and your savings frozen. Attempt to find another bank and you'll be refused an account. You'll be a non-person, with no bank card and no place for your savings, unable to make transactions or to obtain a loan or a mortgage. All because you've expressed opinions which oppose the WEF's agenda for covid, mass migration or the war in Ukraine.
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  16445.  @SoupDragon63  Agreed. Politicians "talking shit" are usually talking rubbish. Either that, or he's engaged in unusual sex games with his rent boy and forgotten to clean his teeth.
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  16446.  @steventhomas2856  Is that you, Clem? My all-time favourite Brian Griffin quote: "I'm not racist, I watch tons of black porn".
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  16447. I hope nobody nukes Russia. We whities need somewhere to run to after we've all been ethnically-cleansed.
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  16448. ** THEIR ** home. Zorry, Im a spelin Narxi and litrully Hilter.
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  16449. "Invisible"? I watched the entire video and couldn't see it.
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  16450. Biden won't shoot down the balloon without the permission of his handlers.
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  16451.  @finolaomurchu8217  If certain ethnicities shared his work ethic, they wouldn't need quotas to help them.
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  16452.  @staceyraven3058  You're welcome to create your own channel if you think you can do better.
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  16453. BEST. RANT. EVER.
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  16454.  @randylahey8207  That's just what they'll be expecting.
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  16455.  @RoddHoward  It's barely started. Just wait 20 more years. And when it happens, the BBC will blame Trump and climate change.
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  16456.  @MarkJones-ji8fd  Yep, that too.
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  16457.  @irishboer7124  Hahahahahahaha!
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  16458.  @mrfireblade900cc  You're justifying the actions of Adolf Hitler. You deserve no respect here.
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  16459.  @MarkJones-ji8fd  I do recognise that the quote is attributed to both Churchill and Foch. It is fair for you to point it out.
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  16460. @Ron P You're claiming Germany had German POWs in Germany? You're revealing the inadequacy of your knowledge, Ron.
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  16461.  @mrfireblade900cc  Germany (as Bomber Harris put it) sowed the wind. They reaped the whirlwind.
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  16462. @Ron P Oh, now you're blaming the Nazi concentration camp on the RAF and USAAF. You're defending Nazi murderers now.
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  16463. We've created a wasteland and called it diversity.
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  16464. Unlike Bidet, he can read a teleprompt.
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  16465. 1 Maybe FIRST 'cos I used my systemic white male heterosexual privilege. The BBC hates me for it.
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  16466. Sorry, Brits like these guys and I myself don't know the difference.
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  16467.  @someguy5444  The monarchy is OK, but our electoral system is as royally f*cked-up as the Dominion voting machines in the States.
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  16468. Perhaps the movie "Airplane!" should be banned for mocking people on a crashing airliner. Surely you can see I'm being serious. (Wait for it...)
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  16469.  @marcinzysko1653  Lyke Hilter.
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  16470.  @noreply-7069  I don't care, but it's good to see the different trend in the MSM's reporting.
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  16471. "Broadsword calling Danny Boy..."
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  16472. Complete guess - West Germans realised the Yanks, Brits and French weren't so bad after all, and better than the Soviets. Working alongside the western allies wasn't so bad after all. Maybe they'd just had enough of killing. I expect there's more as well.
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  16473.  @MausOfTheHouse  With The Stig as Clarkson's press secretary.
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  16474. Charles allows this thing to sit on his face.
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  16475. Harry boasted about killing dozens of Taliban, thereby making himself, his wife and kids all targets. A wannabe Salman Rushdie. But he demands security officers to protect him from terrorists, by putting their bodies between him and a bullet. What a ucnt.
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  16476.  @Johnny-sj9sj  Is that you, Clem?
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  16477.  @roringusanda2837  George is First, but his position has been racially-adjusted and now he's about 70th.
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  16478. THANKYOU from this Brit in the UK.
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  16479. Soy?
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  16480. This would make a great movie.
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  16481.  @claireowens2884  You're a very, very long way off the mark in every part of your comment. A needlessly offensive comment such as yours not deserve a detailed reply.
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  16482.  @Thor-Orion  We need more rooftop Koreans.
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  16483. Applies to Stalin.
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  16484. So "secret" it's on YouTube.
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  16485.  @jenniferj5324  Very true. Please repeat widely.
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  16486.  @saudade369  Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way. We've put our trust in people who despise every aspect of our nation and culture. We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. And we're still assuming our trusted officers will save us.
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  16487. Yeah but REAL communism hasn't been tried yet, right? Owen Jones told us so.
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  16488. All going as planned. Child gr ape is often used by invaders to force the locals into fear and hiding.
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  16489. The British have been kicking the arses of European megalomaniacs since 1588. Sad to witness how we're currently committing suicide.
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  16490.  @gifthorse3675  A hideous death-spiral for western civilisation. Technically speaking: We've completely ffekked ourselves.
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  16491.  @NicholasWarnertheFirst  No. 50,000 illegals, another 600,000 with visas. Year on year on year. Too many Quislings and fifth columnists in UK government.
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  16492. Beijing Biden stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  16493. Who's this Andrew bloke? I expected Keef, Professor Gideon or the transsexual butterfly.
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  16494. I made the same kit myself, plus the 109. Plastic kits are just too expensive these days.
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  16495.  @RolandmaddogDeschain  Reading some of the replies, I think you're right! I'm reminded of a Monty Python sketch. "Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?" I didn't expect some kind of Spanish inquisition.
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  16496. Don't be so divisive. Doctor Who is all about LBGTQ+ rights and African supremacy. Both The Art of War and Doctor Who can be two things at once, right? A bit like Admiral Levine, who's still got her prostate.
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  16497. Why didn't the Israelis anticipate this revolt? There are tens of thousands of civilian terrorists which must include many Israeli informers. Netanyahu has severe domestic problems. Many Israelis claim he's destroying democracy. Perhaps Netanyahu knew the attack was coming, and allowed it to kick off to bolster his own position. But he had NO IDEA the uprising would be this serious or horrific.
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  16498. *college. Or were you cutting pieces of coloured paper into shapes to create a picture? Maybe you were creating a muriel. *mural.
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  16499.  @MicahMicahel  Agreed. It's almost like the line in the movie "Airplane!" about being sick after a R-R movie was unwarranted.
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  16500.  @finlaymcdiarmid5832  The TV documentary is based on the author's book.
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  16501.  @Abyssal86  Saying "Don't panic" fails to calm me.
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  16502. I'd feel safer if I lived in Quahog or Springfield.
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  16503.  @xisotopex  I responded to your reply which included the phrase, "the Luftwaffe actually showed up to the fight". A comment about my "reading comprehension" is needlessly abusive. The Luftwaffe suffered heavy casualties from allied strafing during the weeks leading up to Overlord. As a result, the airfields remained operational but the aircraft themselves were relocated towards the interior and the routes taken by heavy bombers en route to the Ruhr. These locations were perfect if the allies had invaded near Calais, as expected. Agent Garbo convinced the Germans that the Normandy invasion was a diversion. Aircrews were ready and waiting for the "real invasion", which didn't happen.
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  16504.  @xisotopex  Please elaborate. I don't understand.
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  16505.  @johnearle1  True.
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  16506.  @TheAneewAony  richardvernon's reply (above) deals with this. If the Luftwaffe had THAT many aces, they would've won the war. Goebbels was very keen on proclaiming victories which didn't happen.
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  16507. It's not easy being turd.
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  16508.  @RabbiMalahkYah  Give it 30 years and the same will happen in the UK. And when it happens, the BBC will still be blaming Brexit. I've left comments similar to yours in the past. Somebody falsely-reported the comment as haze speech (creative spelling) and now all of my comments which name that country get deleted.
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  16509. The old Soviet ministry of information was called Pravda. The Russian word "pravda" translates as "truth". Something's bad when a government will prosecute you for saying things which they deem untrue.
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  16510. A great episode for 1st April. I wanna see it!
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  16511. Using cash shouldn't be a problem.
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  16512. Peter was right. Shut up Meg.
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  16513. Haha!
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  16514. I recommend the special edition DVD. The audio commentary tells you what REALLY happened when Goering's train pulled out of the station.
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  16515.  @janicereadymartcher7696  Haha!
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  16516.  @brianlopez8855  Somebody else claimed the numpty was identifying as William Tell.
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  16517. Why is this wrongly described as "far right"?
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  16518. @Harupert Beagleton It's the ONLY kind of sexual perversion which the left hasn't yet labelled as "stunning and brave". Coming soon in three, two, one...
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  16519.  @Lukemooredrums  Haha!
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  16520.  @dwellner502  Well yeah, parading their oversized brightly-colored buttocks for everyone to see. What should monkeys expect?
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  16521.  @siypic  Chris Griffin just locked his monkey in the closet.
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  16522.  @siypic  Why should love be illegal? If my monkey loves me and I love him/her in return, we're entitled to express our love via physical intimacy. It's stunning and brave. Disagree and you're a bigot, says the Left. Probably.
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  16523.  @siypic  I wonder if there's any monkey porn on the internet. (I'm asking for a friend.)
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  16524. The one-eyed trouser snake.
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  16525.  @funkydiscogod  No they don't! If your comment is intended as a joke, please add the word (joke) or similar.
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  16526.  Random Platypus with Internet  Interesting that when I click on "View 4 replies", your reply disappears. This usually means YT is punishing you for stating something (here or elsewhere) which is outside their intended narrative.
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  16527.  @daviddavies2945  Haha!
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  16528. I'm a retired semi-pro cyclist. Now that I'm old and flabby, I demand to be allowed to compete in cycling races on my Honda Gold Wing. I'll win every Tour de France I enter. Refuse me and you're a bigot.
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  16529. I'm not actually a retired cyclist at all, it's just a joke. Babylon Bee made a HILARIOUS video about a motorbiker who identifies as a cyclist. Search YouTube for it.
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  16530.  @Tigra59  We've already got a bloke in a bra, looking like he's at an orgy. I myself would prefer two priests singing about their lovely horse.
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  16531.  @Arthur_King_of_the_Britons  Usually my view is "Eff the Argies" but I'll make an exception.
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  16532.  @ElenaAshe  Dunno. Maybe rephrase it as, "God has zero respect for people who won't help themselves". God can't be bothered to help people who can't be bothered to help themselves.
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  16533. Different doors for white and coloured.
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  16534. I love your name, Duane.
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  16535.  @douglasgibb6943  Not "Cat"?
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  16536.  @LeoKearse  THANKS for your service to our people, Sir! All of your subscribers respect you for your work.
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  16537. The current POTUS resembles my dog. They both sniff children but can't read a teleprompt.
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  16538.  @englishciderlover7347  Yore a spelin Narzi ant litrully Hilter.
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  16539.  @TheGrimReaper9884  The new arrivals are undocumented. Nobody will miss them. Humans who get eaten are termed "long rabbit". If there's a famine, a man gotta eat somehow.
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  16540. Polyamorous = dirty slag.
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  16541. Many Swiss are trained reservist soldiers, who keep weapons and ammunition in their homes. I look forward to the Swiss people responding in their own defence. Wanna loot a shopping district and then burn down the buildings? The shopkeepers might be waiting for them.
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  16542.  @bazle64  We need more sexy lesbian pilots. That'll frighten Putin and Xi Ping. Right?
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  16543. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're stumbling and leaderless.
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  16544.  @genwoolfe  30 years from now, the UK will resemble the former Yugoslavia. And the BBC will still be blaming brexit.
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  16545. If Le Pen gets nearly 50% of the vote, she's not far right. She's centrist.
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  16546.  @David_Bower  Funny but true. WINSTON CHURCHILL: "Democracy is the worst form of government. Except for all the others".
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  16547. WAYCIST!
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  16548. Mix up the letters and it spells "moronic".
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  16549. Facts and common sense are way sist and bigoted expressions of systemic hu ite society. The BBC told me so.
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  16550. Mebbe.
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  16551.  @nicholasmorrill4711  Maybe you should Foxtrot Oscar. If George was b14ck, he'd get a medal for his achievement.
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  16552.  @valdoggold  I stole the comment from somebody else. No copyright. Please repeat widely. I'm British and in the UK. The US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're both fooking ourselves.
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  16553. Thoughts of an election are giving me an er3ction. Also - I tried to post this but a YouTube message reminded me to be respectful. Hence the 3.
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  16554. Well done, Conservative government. Destroying British businesses, one sector at a time.
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  16555. I wanted David Davies as the new Conservative leader.
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  16556.  @herbiehusker1889  Preferable to living in a culturally-enriched city. The bear's just looking for stuff to eat. City predators will claim it's YOUR fault.
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  16557.  @nickvanachthoven7252  Well yeah duh, because Americans have the right to arm bears. Something like that. I mean - bears are dangerous anyway. Why give them assault rifles as well?
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  16558.  @casinodelonge  Good book.
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  16559.  @bluewren2  A former spy who revealed Russian secrets lived happily in the UK for a couple of years. Until Putin's FSB discovered his home address and smeared nerve poison on his front door handle. Similar situation with the ex-Russian dissident Litvinenko, murdered by radioactive poisoning, and numerous anti-Putin oligarchs who inexplicably committed suicide. Or Kim Il Jong murdering his half-brother. Xi Ping is just as patient and as ruthless.
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  16560. It's like when there's a serious crime but the media won't release the photofit or the CCTV. Or when arrests are made but the pictures of the accused aren't released. Or people are convicted but the mugshots aren't shown. Tells us something about who did it.
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  16561. Hi back.
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  16562. I hope he's one of the few Tory MPs who'll keep his seat after 4th July.
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  16563. That bl acque woman confirms that skinheads tend to be r - ist.
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  16564.  @Johnny-sj9sj  You've gotta be Clem. Right?
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  16565.  @candy-le4nh  Your reply is fair and sensible. It was covered in the GB News Replay of their daily newspaper review. Can't remember which newspaper.
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  16566.  @MrDaiseymay  Used to be glue-sniffing in the 1980s. Teds ripping-up cinema seats in the 1950s.
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  16567. All of them - ALL of them - are Anglophobic.
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  16568. It's a distraction to stop people reporting Hunter's laptop.
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  16569.  @kenking1228  Thanks for the update. My knowledge is almost half a century out of date.
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  16570.  @kenking1228  THANKS! I'm a fossil, and I date back to the era when the ATC (Air Tufty Club) was just changing over from the "hairy Mary" uniforms to the smoooooth comfortable stuff.
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  16571.  @kenking1228  You're an even older old fart than me !!!
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  16572.  @peteh7966  Is that you, Clem?
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  16573.  @OskarTBrand  Winning the comment section? The Left claims I did so via systemic waycism and oppressive homophobia.
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  16574. Feckin Tory waycist far right bigots. The BBC told me so. Probably.
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  16575. Tony's life didn't matter. Sad but true.
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  16576.  @city_of_coompton6832  Not seeking citizenship, just refuge status. Or they could go to Mexico and run across at night.
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  16577.  @thegrandmuftiofwakanda  And it's you AGAIN, Clem !!! (Confused Yanks can search YT for "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  16578.  @TheFatController.  Is that you, Clem?
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  16579. Sci fi rather than horror.
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  16580.  @TaroTsujimoto1974  Lots of overlap. For me, "horror" is usually supernatural: Werewolves, Satanism, vampires, ghosts and ghoulies, zombies too. Put it on a space ship and it's sci fi, but lots of overlap. "Psycho" is a crime/murder movie first, a horror movie secondarily I've rewatched the 1980s movie "Outland", with Sean Connery. Maybe sci fi, but underneath it's "High Noon" in space.
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  16581. Funny how the globalists look despise populism. Even though populism is democracy by another name.
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  16582. Buddhist monks during the Vietnam War protested by setting themselves on fire. If these Stop Oil protestors want my respect, they do the same. But I suppose setting themselves on fire would require oil products.
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  16583. I don't want to enter a cafe which is adorned with gay pride flags. Neither would I want to be seen drinking Bud Light.
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  16584. Give this dancer the job of being the new Doctor Who.
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  16585.  @Jester-Riddle  Thanks. Simon is a great bloke, but his videos attract a wide range of viewers, some of whom are geeky-nerds about specific subjects. Sometimes we have knowledge that even our much-revered Simon lacks. And, being Simon, I'm certain he'll accept us correcting him.
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  16586.  @Dude0000  In those days, the term "Britain" included the Empire, but the Empire was sparsely populated and thousands of miles away. Poland, France, Belgium, Holland, Denmark, Norway, Austria and Czechoslovakia had all fallen to the Germans. Italy was allied to Germany and intended to close the Mediterranean. Spain was a non-combatant Nazi ally. Many German divisions were raised from volunteers in the occupied countries. Germany controlled the industrial output of virtually all of Europe and, on paper, should have outproduced the UK with ease. In reality, the German economic model was so stoooopid that the UK's industrial output became greater than the output of the entire German empire.
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  16587. I want the Government to hire Jezza, Hamster and the Captain to privatise the BBC. They understand broadcasting and have an axe to grind. Split the BBC into its component parts and sell it off, like a broken car in a breaker's yard. There are no better people to put the BBC upside-down, in a ditch and on fire.
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  16588. If the Left hates Tucker, he must be a good bloke.
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  16589.  @paulroberts5012  A lovely idea, but we've previously seen leftists preventing airliners from taking off because there are illegals on board. Imagine a convoy of coaches taking illegals to RAF Lyneham or similar. Hundreds of f*ckwit lefties joining hands across the road, as illegals smash the windows and jump out. I can't see our soy-sodden PM doing anything except surrendering.
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  16590.  @WaveyDeem95  You're welcome, friend.
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  16591. MAKE ORKNEY AND AVEBURY GREAT AGAIN.
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  16592. As a Pastafarian (All Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!) - Eat pasta, drink beer and get laid.
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  16593.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Some leftists are 90% moron and 10% hater.
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  16594.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  I misread your title as "Dating Mark Collett". I assumed this video would be about a late night Channel 4 show. Mark Collett standing naked in a line of other numpties, whilst a fat bird with tattoos looks at their genitals to decide whom to date.
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  16595.  @georgehetty7857  Dear George, I've left two other funny and harmless comments (above) which received zero Likes. I suspect YouTube has made them visible to myself but nobody else. Can you see them? One references Channel 4, the other references percentages. I can't describe them further, or THIS comment might not get posted either.
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  16596.  @georgehetty7857  I suspect sometimes we make comments, but a leftie numpty falsely reports them as hate speech. YouTube remembers the comment. If we post a comment with similar words, it remains invisible to everyone except the poster who made the comment.
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  16597.  @georgehetty7857  One of my comments said leftists are nine-tenths fool and one tenth nasty. I've avoided using the same words or phrasing, or THIS comment might fail to post.
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  16598.  @georgehetty7857  My other comment stated that I'd misread this video's title as "Dating", instead of "Debating". I assumed Mr. Collett might be appearing on one of those late night TV shows, where an obese slag with tattoos and nose-rings decides whom to date by looking at their genitals. That's not waycist or offensive or cruel, just funny. CAN. YOU. IMAGINE?
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  16599.  @beepositiveforever971  Haha!
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  16600.  @jamiebrown8811  B-folk confirming yet again that they can't get by without handouts from W-people.
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  16601.  @YouTubemessedupmyhandle  That's what I'm wondering. The change to photo ID was because of widespread voter fraud among certain communities. Those activists will just use postal voting instead.
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  16602.  @TheLastSongbird124  My all-time favourite Biggles story: "The Decoy", about the Rumpler with the green tail and poor young Batson. Johns had been an observer during the Great War, and was shot down and taken prisoner. He knew his stuff.
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  16603.  @lizzieboo2330  Priti Placebo.
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  16604. A sad but realistic approach.
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  16605.  Maryanne Kenny  As a Cornishman, I regard the fookin Anglo-Saxons as invaders. Ancient British Celtic Lives Matter.
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  16606. Ted Bundy?
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  16607.  @typicalsomeone5073  Nah that's way sist. Gotta wait for them to stab somebody first.
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  16608. There are two replies but they're invisible. Skynet disliked something in the phrasing.
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  16609. The West is borrowing $billions to fund Ukraine. Russia is borrowing $billions to fund its war. They're both borrowing from the same sources. The lenders have a vested interest in maintaining a forever-war with no outcome.
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  16610. If anybody pays the BBC to spread propaganda which promotes the destruction of the UK, they are too stupid.
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  16611.  @63mckenzie  Indeed. Also, I'm unsure of the relationship between Mrs. Purchase and Steven Toast. He's been playing Othello and there's blackface makeup smeared across her boobies. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  16612. QUESTION: Who the eff is actually running the US and making the decisions, whilst Creepy Joe is dancing like their puppet?
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  16613. I'd never heard of the Laffer Curve. I've just found a video about it on YouTube and I'm smarter now, because of your comment. Perhaps Liz and Kwasi weren't so stooooopid as they seemed.
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  16614.  @bigneiltoo  Her mother sucks c*c*s in hell.
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  16615. I'm British. Same here.
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  16616. 'Cos you used your Wight privilege.
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  16617.  @georgehetty7857  I read your comment and remembered Cliff doing his high-kicking dance.
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  16618.  @TimBitts649  As a Brit, I demand reparations from Italy following their illegal invasion and enslavement of Britannia which commenced more than 2000 years ago under Julius Caesar. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter. Gimme free munny.
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  16619.  @brentwestbrook  All preplanned. The democide.
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  16620. @@TOM-TOM-TOM I feel guilty. Every time I fart, I have an impact on climate change. Greta told me so. She herself collects all her farts in balloons and buries them underground.
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  16621.  @carleddison7479  "Homeostasis" sounds gay to me.
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  16622.  @Welderady  Well yeah duh, that's my point. 20,000 years ago, humans were still using flint tools and hadn't yet found bronze or even copper. But the biggest climate change in human history occurred at that time. It's reckoned the North Sea became flooded very quickly, changing from an open prairie to an ocean in just a couple of decades. Which implies Mother Nature herself is a greater determinant in climate change than human activity. Or farting aurochs.
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  16623. ALTERNATIVE NARRATIVE AGAINST CHANNEL 4'S SPIN: A big violent angry drugged-up man is handcuffed for his own protection and put in a police cell. He dies a mere THREE MINUTES after the cell door is closed. The cops could not have known this would have happened. It's claimed he was denied medical care. How long would it take to get paramedics to the man? More than three minutes I'd guess. Paramedics are not required to give medical care to angry violent shrieking men. They'd be within their training to refuse assistance. Every hospital has signage saying so. The claim of racism is completely fabricated and deliberately inflammatory, because a white man would have received identical attention. The fault lies with Mr. Briggs's own life decisions, plus the absence of care afforded him by his family during the days and years prior to his death. Stupid is as stupid does.
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  16624. I've never trusted Jesus since He tried to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  16625.  @blindlobster  LEFTISTS: You're not a REAL Australian unless you walk around naked except for a bone through your nose, and catch your food with a pointed stick.
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  16626.  @andrewoliver8930  Yours is a stooooopid comment.
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  16627. Agreed. I used to be (USED to be) a Tory activist. I often rubbed shoulders with Sir Chris in the late 80s and early 90s. I also rubbed shoulders with John Bercow, the former Speaker. Narcissistic megalomaniac with a dangerously high IQ.
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  16628. BBC loves her. Another good reason to defund the BBC.
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  16629.  @lablackzed  The coppers will support the treasonous Establishment and their imported replacements.
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  16630.  @JesterEric  The invaders already have machetes. But a native Brit could be arrested for printing a sticker saying, "It's OK to be White".
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  16631.  @jadasmith1977  Less than 50% of Birmingham's electorate is white.
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  16632. Andrew deserves a TV series. But he'll never get one. Because he doesn't promote the killing of white people. Or throwing acid into a politician's face.
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  16633.  @ClarenceFlanagan  Postal votes completed and delivered by Labour Muslim activists. And all completely legal. An abuse of democracy.
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  16634. Did she kill Johnny's dog?
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  16635. Not in the least bit terrifying. Yeah.
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  16636. If ever I take my last stand against the R o P - Armalite in hand, saving the last round for myself - I want it to the soundtrack of "Aces High" or "Ace of Spades".
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  16637.  @rumples2698  I haven't seen her tweets. But I'd watch if she undid her bra and got her tweets out. Dammit, that's a mildly-offensive joke which is in moderately bad taste. Send me to the gulag and throw away the key.
    1
  16638.  @ronnygibbon  Not insane. All going as planned by the WEF. This government is filled with fifth columnists. Ellwood is one of their cheerleaders.
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  16639. FUN FACT: Wellintons were trialled as glider tugs. Wellingtons were unsuitable because the geodetic structure would S-T-R-E-T-C-H .
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  16640.  @markbeer6559  Silencing people in the name of free speech.
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  16641.  @1aatlas  I'd like to reply but I can't see it. (JOKE.)
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  16642.  @Archiesquaddy  Sorry, I can't see your reply.
    1
  16643. When Israelis get kidnapped and held hostage, they send in fighter jets and tanks. In Rotherham, kids get tied to the bed above a kebab shop with a queue of bearded blokes outside the door. But the bloke who chooses not to prosecute becomes Labour leader and the next PM. Has the UK fallen? Well duh.
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  16644.  @Cassie00111  RED.
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  16645. It's the compassionate melanin that makes it happen.
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  16646. "You can teach MONKEYS to fly better than that!"
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  16647.  @brucelownhole  Floyd was a HUGE BIG VIOLENT man who resisted arrest. I'd like to see YOU securing the arrest of a man-mountain who's struggling, unless you pin him to the ground. Floyd claiming "I can't breathe" is like, "Free me for a few seconds and I'll strangle you".
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  16648.  @SteakSauceIceCream  Is that you, Clem?
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  16649.  @dellaird9160  The Guardian is part-owned and controlled by the Saudis. The rest of the press is owned and controlled by the Juice. That's NEITHER an antisemitic nor an Islamaphobic comment. I'm just stating that different communities always have different perspectives from which to tell us the news they want us to read.
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  16650.  @dellaird9160  Sometimes you or I might have our comments automatically cancelled by YouTube's algorithms. One way to avoid this is with cre4t1ve 5peIIing. As I wrote: NO PART OF MY COMMENT INTENDED HOSTILITY TOWARDS I5L4M OR THE JEWS but the algorithms might cancel my comment anyway. Juice = Jews, hu ite = white.
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  16651. Every possible replacement for Boris would be worse. Except Nigel, who's ineligible because he's not in Parliament.
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  16652. English soldiers during the 100 Years War were known as the Goddams. Because the French couldn't understand what the English were saying but they repeatedly said "God damn". A few years ago, English in some parts of Spain became known as fuckoffs for the same reason. Coarse language is useful for adding emphasis.
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  16653.  @mistyblue1057  Thanks.
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  16654.  @bill-2018  I'd gladly import a million Poles and Ukrainians. If we could export a million P4k15t4n15.
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  16655.  @johnhankinson1929  It was a joke. What part of the word "joke" do leftists not understand? Ban jokes about the chicken crossing the road. They're offensive to vegans.
    1
  16656. Send a million illegal fugees to Scotland, build a wall and give 'em independence.
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  16657.  @brelshar4968  If the two main protagonists turned each others' deserts to radioactive glass, they'd all fetch up at Dover and demand asylum.
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  16658. We're not seeing a push for communism. This thing we're facing is darker. Nameless. Formless.
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  16659. FIRST 'cos I've got white privilege and my ancestors owned slaves and I'm literally Hitler and I'm a male and and and... sorry, I've been watching the BBC.
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  16660. Selected to read the incident because she doesn't have a pen15. Diversity yay.
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  16661. Bring back Jezza, Hamster and the Captain.
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  16662. Close the borders to nutters pretending to be refugees. 90% of the need to arm coppers will disappear.
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  16663. Keef Cuntabout should stand for Parliament.
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  16664. Hello back from southern England!
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  16665. HEROIC.
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  16666.  @_my_insomnia_blink562  Skynet's algorithms or one of the religions of peace,.
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  16667. I don't want the return of the death penalty. There are too many corrupt cops and the entire judiciary are complicit. I distrust the honesty of the criminal justice system. The British establishment will discover means of executing Tommy, Nigel and Calvin Robinson.
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  16668.  @joanofarc708  Shut up Meg.
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  16669.  @rosshilton  Sorry, too long. This is YouTube. Nobody reads long comments, regardless of their merit. The best comments are always short, funny and with only four lines. Which is more lines than Philip Schofield can snort at a party. (See what I did there?)
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  16670.  @rosshilton  Yours was indeed a very good comment.
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  16671.  @gustabeumer688  Anybody who buys a TV licence is funding their own destruction.
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  16672.  @vivaciousariescavalier2704  "PROPER B***K": Gimme munny n reparashuns n sneakers n sheet. Any B-person who studies, works, doesn't play the victim-card and respects the law is regarded by leftists as not properly B. Sir Trevor McDonald (decent bloke so far as I'm aware) was always criticised by B-activists for being a coconut, brown on the outside but white inside.
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  16673. I like your hat, Paul.
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  16674. Maybe the victim was a Biden voter. If so, he'll be voting Trump next time.
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  16675.  @adefelakuti285  I wrote: The government should set up an asylum application centre in Calais. Persons may apply for asylum in Britain before they've left France. Successful applicants should be given free tickets for the ferry or the train, and be greeted on their arrival in Dover. Arrivals who haven't been granted asylum must be returned to France immediately. That's sensible.
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  16676.  @carefulconsumer8682  After WW2, Nazis were put on trial for "waging aggressive war". That's exactly what Blair did. His legacy is a filthy stain on British history.
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  16677. Yup yup and away !!!
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  16678. The actor who played Harry is Jewish. Doesn't that mean he's from a racial minority?
    1
  16679. Perhaps we can train bully-dogs to wear snorkels and flippers and send them to deal with the foogees.
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  16680. BAD NEWS: Without Ukraine's grain harvest, there will shortly be a famine in Africa. GOOD NEWS: I'm told the cross-channel migrants taste like pork. I see no downside.
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  16681.  @alemgas  Nigel.
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  16682. Suicide.
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  16683. The media lies to us. In other news: water is wet.
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  16684.  @sonofednawelthorpe8609  Point taken, but they weren't "straight". That was just their camouflage.
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  16685. Putin looks at the British Eurovision entry and thinks, "Why should we worry?"
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  16686. Putin looks at an African representing the British and thinks, "London's already fallen. Who cares?"
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  16687.  @DarrenJamiesonJamieson  Probably.
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  16688.  @DarrenJamiesonJamieson  Whhhaaaaat ?!?!? If that's a joke, I'm sorry, I can't see it.
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  16689.  @grahamlucas2712  You are mistaken.
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  16690.  @grahamlucas2712  Ohain read Whittle's patents and copied his ideas. This is a well-established fact.
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  16691.  @scootergeorge7089  The "25" rings a bell from somewhere.
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  16692.  @PORRRIDGE_GUN  5% of all 109 write-offs were during takeoff and landing. The undercart was simply dreadful.
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  16693.  @jean-martinvonsiebenthal2836  The French engines did indeed contain design aspects which were used in the German engines, but that doesn't mean much. Similarly, postwar swept wing aircraft weren't derived from the 262 and the 163. Swept wing aircraft existed back in 1911. Designers often reach the same conclusions independently of each other.
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  16694.  @trance9158  Hard to know which of my replies you're referencing. This topic has become stale and it's not worth continuing.
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  16695. Judas had sufficient moral principles to hang himself. Rishi doesn't.
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  16696.  @dextavahri3528  Correct. What's the German phrase for, "I tried everything and now I'm completely f*cked" ?
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  16697.  @2nolhta  Well yeah duh.
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  16698.  @2nolhta  Stukas were always the best option. Another was suicide crashes, as used by some pilots on the eastern front. I think it was bridges over the Weser, correct me if I'm wrong. V2 rockets falling somewhere within a couple of miles of the bridge were stupid. Skorzeny's valiant commandos stood little chance, in very cold water in front of alert GIs with machine guns.
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  16699.  @CliveAdlam-yn8uz  We need the coppers to step aside.
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  16700.  @Must_not_say_that  I intend to visit my local hospital this afternoon. I'm going to show my willy to random doctors and nurses, just to see if they know what it is. I already show my willy to random strangers in supermarkets, but now my hobby has a purpose.
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  16701.  @Must_not_say_that  They did indeed know what it was. I got arrested three times during the covid lockdown. But as there's a backlog of several years in the justice system, they let me off every time. I always refused to wear a covid mask, but I wore a condom instead.
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  16702.  @Must_not_say_that  I click Replies and your comment disappears. Something in your truthful and inoffensive comment triggered the algorithms.
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  16703.  @Must_not_say_that  I've had YouTube messages, warning me not to post offensive language. It was the B-word for a female dog. On a video about dogs. Go figure.
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  16704.  @beatglauser9444  I wonder: Did that number include the postwar Buchon?
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  16705.  @beatglauser9444  True.
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  16706.  @englishpatriot9464  That's a tough one.
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  16707.  @frankreynolds4547  There are TV shows about customs and immigration in New Zealand. Try entering NZ with an apple or the wrong type of visa and you'll be chucked out on the next flight. Meanwhile, here in the UK...
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  16708.  @newtrollaccount384  If the shooters were NRA members, they'd have fired fewer shots and none would've missed.
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  16709. Still safer than London.
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  16710. There is no solution other than - 1.) Iran nukes Israel, OR - 2.) Israel deports every Palestinian and they all come to live in London. None of the solutions will work. This will continue for another 2000 years. Unless global warming submerges the region under the sea.
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  16711. Offer it to asylum seekers. That might make the Royals understand what the rest of us put up with.
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  16712.  @robertmckinnon6564  FUN FACT: 80% of all plastic in the oceans comes from two rivers which flow through China and India.
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  16713. It's said people make their own luck. It's something they've earned. White privilege is also something which is earned. Some white people don't deserve their inherited privilege. Some of us had to work our feckin bow locks off to get it. People whose culture won't allow them to put in the effort should cease blaming me.
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  16714. Instead of reparations, can we send all the Caribbean people back to Africa?
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  16715. 1 FIRST 'cos of systemic white privilege. The BBC told me so.
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  16716. ANDREW IF YOU'RE READING THIS - Please attend the forthcoming anti-covid event in London on 18th December. Bring a soapbox and a megaphone. Do a turn as Dr. Gideon. Then invite a copper from Twat valley to tell everyone to go home. Perhaps the copper can invite Prince Harry to tell the crowd what his wife says. Followed by an ex-SAS wanker or even Keef Kuntabout. You'll have the biggest audience of your entire career.
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  16717. 30 years ago, I was in Florida and I was told it was illegal to fly ANY flags there except the flags of the US and Florida. It was a means of preventing people from flying the Confederate stars and bars. Dunno how accurate that is.
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  16718.  @NZAnimeManga  I'm British and I agree. Although the postal voting system is widely abused by the Labour Party and the Religion of Peace.
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  16719. YUP!
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  16720. Joggers gotta smell nice.
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  16721.  @moaningpheromones  Haha!
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  16722.  @nonoyorbusness  Maybe he'll wait for a general erection.
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  16723. Yeah but what was the view of Heraclitis about Brexit?
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  16724.  @pperrinuk  THANKS! Maybe the show at my seaside resort was mistaken.
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  16725.  @themightyalpaca313  Those of us who recognise the plan are in a tiny minority.
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  16726.  @themightyalpaca313  BBC says all the problems are caused by the fur roight (creative spelling), Brexit and climate change. Hence almost everyone will still vote for the Uniparty. I wish it wasn't so.
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  16727. Peter griffin got it right: "Shut up Meg".
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  16728.  @jilllawton8556  Same will happen as in '97. Labour will win a colossal landslide, without gaining extra votes. They'll win because Tory voters will prefer to stay at home.
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  16729.  @georgehetty7857  We never got to see Liz's crack, George.
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  16730.  @sunnysparkles4729  Judging by your grammar and punctuation, education gave you a miss. It's easier to obtain a qualification if your tutors and examiners "fortify" your results in order to increase the number of brown faces in their lineup of graduates. In truth: Nobody with your ability could pass a GCSE in the English language.
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  16731.  @mauricealexander3834  MODERN ROYAL AIR FORCE: "No white males unless they're gay".
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  16732.  @sunnysparkles4729  Boasting is your great ability. You remain unable to write a sentence with correct grammar and punctuation. No person with your poor literacy should be allowed a pass in GCSE English. I suspect you were afforded advantages by tutors and examiners.
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  16733.  @sunnysparkles4729  You can't spell properly or punctuate. Somebody gave you advantages which you don't deserve.
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  16734.  @mauricealexander3834  Joining what?
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  16735. AY UP LOTUS EATERS !!!
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  16736. I am disappointed.
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  16737. Please consider the precise definition of "incredible". It means "not believable". Maybe edit your comment. I'm sorry, I don't want to be a dictionary-Nazi.
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  16738.  @victorpradha9946  I'm white. I'm continually told my "white privilege" and "systemic waycism" make me a Nazi. One day I'll be banned altogether.
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  16739. C of E has sold out to a seventh century cult.
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  16740.  @favesongslist  This wasn't a job by the UK. We had nothing to gain. This was entirely a US job.
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  16741.  @jacquelineloaring2438  The US did it on behalf of the energy companies and the WEF. Cut off the supply and the profits of energy companies will double. Follow the money.
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  16742.  @WillyEckaslike  I heard your comment in the voice of Mort from Quahog.
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  16743.  @WillyEckaslike  I don't understand any part of your reply.
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  16744. Too lazy to pick up a bleach-moistened rag and wipe the affected area. The parents committed negligent homicide.
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  16745.  @aaronfranklin6863  Sad to see how many replies are disappearing.
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  16746. Diane is just disappointed because nobody has assaulted HER.
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  16747.  @globalnationalismyoutube  I recall Marxism being described as a religion in the 1970s. There were educational posters on the notice board at my school, describing how many people worldwide were Buddhist, Christian, Muslim, Marxist and so on. Marxism was defined as a religion. But it was also defined as a science. Like alchemy, the science was bullshit.
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  16748.  @globalnationalismyoutube  I don't understand either. The posters were leftie propaganda. Many school teachers came from universities, indoctrinated with the Marxist interpretation of history. These days there'd be posters proclaiming the virtues of gay love.
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  16749.  @El.Cid17  I love the way you fought in the arena and used your saddle as a shield. In that situation, I'd have sh*t meself and begged for mercy.
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  16750. The usual suspects did this. The BBC will blame Trump and Brexit. It wasn't either of those.
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  16751. Is this from "Family Guy"?
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  16752.  @allhopeabandon7831  It's frightening to watch western society destroying itself.
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  16753.  @awnlwms  The other qualified Af-American women weren't smart enough to plagiarise the work of w hite males. Hence their failure.
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  16754. Keir Starmer is a nonentity. If Starmer entered a room, stark bollock naked with a red balloon tied to his genitals, nobody would notice him. And if Starmer left the room, nobody would notice he'd gone.
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  16755. Spartacus. Paths of Glory. Barry Lyndon.
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  16756. Yes but Keef's is just as good.
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  16757. British Intelligence kept a close eye on the U-boat pens. The objective was to catch U-boats on the surface as they entered or left harbour. Attacking U-boat pens was very dangerous because of concentrated German flak. You might recall the earlier scene where the U-boat is attacked by an aircraft as it attempts to pass Gibraltar. Unknown to the Germans, the British were reading the Enigma messages and often had a good idea of where the U-boats might be, whether entering the Mediterranean or returning to port. Regular bombs couldn't penetrate reinforced concrete until the advent of Tall Boy and Grand Slam, hence the need to catch U-boats on the surface. There was one specific U-boat megabase which the RAF regularly photographed as it was being built. The British watched it getting bigger and bigger and bigger. When the British judged the pen was completed and ready for use, the RAF bombed the fook out of it with Grand Slams. The base was abandoned and never used.
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  16758.  @sebastianherrmann7487  This is fictitious attack which resembles actual events. In other news: The story of "Saving Private Ryan" is fiction as well. If you want a good story, watch a movie. If you want the truth, read a dozen history books.
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  16759.  @sebastianherrmann7487  the RAF frequently attacked La Rochelle and St. Nazaire. I don't know what part of this you disagree with. The Enigma code breakers worked on discovering the times at which U-boats would enter and leave harbour.
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  16760.  @sebastianherrmann7487  Thanks, and the same to you. The clip of the bombers breaking formation is actually taken from the movie, "The Battle of Britain". The clip depicts He 111 bombers, although they're actually Spanish-built aircraft borrowed for the movie from the Spanish Air Force.
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  16761.  @georgehetty7857  Hello again, Georgie!
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  16762. If I had to go to bed and f*ck that cow, I'd get myself drunk too.
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  16763. I wish I was black or Pakistani. Every time people called me a d*ck head or a w*nker, I could blame it on racism. Instead of thinking to myself, "Damn it, I really f*cked that up".
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  16764. Wace privilege.
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  16765.  @Rizla9691  That's an insightful comment.
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  16766.  @davidbarlow350  Sometimes there are legitimate reasons to involve the SAS in operations where we're not at war. The SAS are sometimes deployed in non-wars so as to give them operational experience, fighting rather than just going on exercises. During the 1980s, the SAS participated in operations against the drugs trade in South America. Briefly referenced in the biography, "Bravo Two Zero". Similarly, the SAS served in Oman during the early 1970s. To be honest, I don't know enough to discuss this in detail. I'm a nerd on some stuff but not this.
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  16767. Rwanda was designed to fail. Kinda stooopid idea which Homer Simpson would invent. If Rishi Snake wanted to stop our invasion, he'd have done it YEARS ago.
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  16768. Just joggin'. Nuthin' to see here. Let's blame systemic racism.
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  16769.  @totallyjonesin  Mormons will go to Antarctica to convert the penguins.
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  16770.  @Dr.Claw_M.A.D.  Alaska is Arctic, not Antarctic. Funny how sometimes there are Christmas cards with both penguins and polar bears.
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  16771.  @lukeduffy130  We don't yet know the full circumstances, like the point when the driver realised the bomber's intentions. My understanding (which might be mistaken) is that the driver realised what was happening at the last moment and told the f*cker he wouldn't open the door. The taxi drew up outside very quickly and braked hard. Something was going on INSIDE the car during the final moments.
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  16772. 7.40: "Running like a girl". Reminds me of Stewie talking about Chris Griffin: "He runs like a Welshman".
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  16773.  @GlasPthalocyanine  Fun fact: The Welsh often speak English with better diction than the English. Think of Richard Burton or Anthony Hopkins.
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  16774. Different doors for white and coloured people.
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  16775. Every Nazi superweapon combined didn't add one day to the length of the war.
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  16776. Description of killer?
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  16777.  @georgetreepwood1119  And the mainstream media won't report any of it.
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  16778. I don't understand what the f*** is going on. Brandon feels the same.
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  16779. The Conservative Party is committing suicide.
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  16780. As a white Brit from south west England, I demand reparations from the Vatican because my ancestors were condemned and sent by the closet-capitalist King James to the Caribbean as slaves following the failed Monmouth Rebellion of the late 17th century.
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  16781.  @richlee509  Nah, that'd be waycist. Also, is there ANYONE in the cabinet who actually wants to stop the invasion?
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  16782. The total weight of explosives delivered by V1s during many months is tiny. By 1944, the RAF could drop a greater weight of bombs in 30 minutes of one single raid. Dropping a great weight of bombs in a short time on a single target is an effective use of explosives. V1s delivering payloads over nine months, somewhere within five miles of the intended target, is a terror tactic and nothing more.
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  16783.  @bluebird3281  Trudeau the tampon is a cheesy Ceausescu.
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  16784. I want to see the BBC destroyed, but the problems would worsen. The BBC is like a hydra. Cut off its head and two more will grow in its place. Kill the BBC and its filthy disease will disperse across the entire broadcasting community, as its infected spawn gains employment elsewhere.
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  16785.  @Catssandra13  Buying a licence funds the propaganda for your ethnic replacement.
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  16786.  @bridiesmith5110  I'm making a JOKE! Diane Abbott, the brilliant maffematishun who can't count beyond ten unless she accesses her toes by removing her shoes and socks. Eleventy-twelvety plus nine equals two left shoes.
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  16787.  @gabriellamendimi9906  Unfair. I'm actually coloured myself. My skin is pink. My lips are red. My eyes are blue. My teeth are yellow. Funny how brown people are described as coloured.
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  16788. Brian Shithouse went on 20 suicide missions and survived them all.
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  16789.  @danmitchell1955  Hey Dan, here are some simple explanations for people hating the British: 1.) They're jealous. 2.) They're ignorant. 3.) They're nasty, vile and hateful. Or a combination thereof.
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  16790. Is your name a Gene Hackman reference?
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  16791.  @nobody-x7g  Please don't use your REAL name here!
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  16792.  @TheEVEInspiration  Diane Abbott says Stella is eleventeenth.
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  16793. Raids of this kind were frequent events, but the flak thrown up made them difficult and costly targets. British Intelligence looked for ways to catch U-boats on the surface, as they were entering or leaving. The pens were indeed bomb-prof, until the RAF started dropping Tall Boys and Grand Slams.
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  16794. Vehicles could run into the back of the car in front. ONE motorist isn't paying attention. He fails to see the cars ahead have stopped. Runs into the back of a stopped car. Suddenly there's a 50 car pile-up with people being burned alive. Is it the fault of the protestors, or the cops being criminally negligent by failing in their duties?
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  16795.  @Davidson134-c7q  Not in the least bit true. Complete fabrication. But Hitler did indeed put his sperm in a freezer. That's where Brandon will get his 87,000 IRS agents.
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  16796.  @deanfirnatine7814  Agreed. Maybe Rishi will re-introduce biplanes 'cos they're cheaper.
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  16797. I was a Tory activist for 29 years. Allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. The Conservatives are socialist with a pretty blue label. I'll vote for any alt-right (but non-fascist) party on my polling paper. It'll make no difference. The next government will still be Labour or socialist with a blue label.
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  16798. @Tom Correct.
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  16799. @Ralph Reilly We be completely fooked by whichever party is in power.
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  16800. ME: "Sue her! Sue her! Sue her!" DIRTY DIRTY SMEAR MERCHANT: "I identify as a Karen".
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  16801.  @mareksicinski449  You're finding offence where there is none.
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  16802. Videos like this always attract us serious well-read nerds who know the subject inside-out. Plus D*ckheads who know nothing.
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  16803. Only 38% of London's electorate is white British. No chance of anyone getting elected unless they're non-white. To quote Frank Drebin from "Police Squad", "Always bet on the black guy".
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  16804. Only 'cos you used systemic huite privilege. The BBC, CNN and Creepy Joe told me so. Your ethn1c4lly-corrected position is about 70th, after every BAME person and 50 different kinds of gender.
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  16805. I'd rather be sunny than shite.
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  16806.  @sapphirejunction8993  The b'stards.
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  16807. You might be right. Similarly, I'm surprised Putin's forces didn't just roll straight over Ukraine.
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  16808.  @NewRose.  No, the Austrian feckwit deserved a bullet and that's what he got. This is a different invasion.
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  16809.  @fredneecher1746  "Refugees driven out of their homeland", as in white Britons being ethnically cleansed by the threat of violence, child rape and stabbings. A bit like in the former Yugoslavia during their civil war.
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  16810.  @Avant-garde.  Half the immigrants are Muslims. We know the opinion of the Muslims towards the Jews. What happens next?
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  16811.  @marksapollo  You are being needlessly offensive. You're way off the mark, mark.
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  16812. Andrew if you're reading this - IDEA FOR A FUTURE VIDEO - European states, by compelling their citizens to accept vaccinations, are breaking international agreements including the Nuremberg Code and the Declaration of Helsinki. Perhaps make a video where you're wearing striped pyjamas, to signify you've had your jab. It's all about hygiene so take a shower. Vaccinations set you free. The Nuremberg trials were a warning to future generations, not a template for imitation.
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  16813.  @TMckenzie007  The UK already has plenty of native English nutters. No need to import outsiders as well.
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  16814. A mention of the BBC's journalist Nick Robinson at the one minute point. Nick was briefly the national chairman of the Young Conservatives back in about 1987. Known as "Red Robbo" because of his wet leftist Heathite and anti-Thatcher views. Allegedly only elected to that office thanks to a rigged ballot system. Very pro-EEC, pro-single currency, woke before the term was invented. Those who wanted a reformed ballot system were vilified as extremist far right bigots. I was there at the time and remember it well.
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  16815.  @mikeoglen6848  None required. Except from Joe's clan and the mainstream media who rigged the election.
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  16816. Angela replaced PMQs with PMTs.
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  16817.  @christinebeames712  My former neighbour was an former Royal Navy submariner. His tattoos were good. A mark of prestige. Scumbag walking through the local shopping centre, with face tattoos and piercings - - No, that's a scumbag
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  16818. Receiving her karma. Karma chameleon. Any colour you want so long as it's black.
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  16819. Mr. Hunt is the token white male in the cabinet. But his wife is Chinese.
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  16820.  @jeffreymilton5829  Agreed.
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  16821.  @jamesheyworth4370  EXACTLY!
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  16822. @kinelll Yes I saw that on a Lotus Eaters video. So in C4's view, Tommy should be a Good Guy.
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  16823.  @alibali1968  Where?
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  16824.  @alibali1968  But mostly on Thursdays.
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  16825.  @alibali1968  Your comment demonstrates why I avoid extended discussions with trolls.
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  16826.  @alibali1968  Please explain your second and third points in detail.
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  16827.  @keyfizz  Interchangeable rosettes of different colours.
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  16828. Don't get anal about this.
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  16829. I'm pleased you found this, Mahyer.
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  16830.  @moose6869  Sorry, NOBODY reads long comments on YouTube. Make it short and funny. Like Brandon's willy.
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  16831.  @ManDuderGuy  I'd sooner worship a God who nourishes and satisfies me, than a long-haired bearded zombie sky-fairy in a dress. You're WELCOME to abide by your irrational beliefs, as I will mine. But - hey - we're not Moo-sleems, so we'll agree to disagree instead of murdering each other.
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  16832.  @M-S_4321  Lie back and think of England.
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  16833.  @medler2110  KENNTH: "Friends, Romans..." CHARLES HAWTREE: "Countrymen". KENNETH: "I know!"
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  16834. She's a skinhead way sist.
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  16835. Pinhead?
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  16836. Peter was right: Shut up Meg.
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  16837. Half the cabinet will be the sons or daughters of migrants. They'll stop the channel migrants, right?
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  16838. Vietnamese Buddhist priests protested against the Vietnam War by sitting in the street and setting themselves on fire. About 40 years ago, some Irish terrorists starved themselves to death as a protest. If Greta is serious about her issues, she knows what to do next. Everything else is just narcissism.
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  16839. COMING SOON: It's unfair to discriminate against employees who are incompetent, lazy or drunk.
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  16840. Ireland had a tiny population and little farming wealth. No slaves + no grain = Useless.
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  16841.  @johndelaney459  What about 2000 years ago?
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  16842.  @tonywhitcombe8357  Lrrr (the despotic emperor of Omicron Persei 8) looks at Khan and says, "The earthlings should just eat him and be done with him".
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  16843. Disney regards their viewers as sex objects.
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  16844.  @2tone209  Here we are again, Happy as can be, All good friends and Excellent company.
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  16845.  @dancegregorydance6933  Agreed. The WEF has forked us. Scarcely anyone seems to see it except for conspiracy realists. Bye bye western civilisation, we had a good time but now it's over.
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  16846. Dunno whether the stuff about UFOs is: 1.) A nonsense-story, to distract us or - 2.) Another means of frightening us into compliance. (EDIT - Can you see this? I'm often shadow-banned.)
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  16847.  @HasturYellowSign  I'm British and I've watched loads of episodes of "Law and Order". I'm amazed that almost EVERY murder in NYC involves a white investment banker murdering another white investment banker. Never anything about Ray Ray murdering Poochie 'cos he dissed Ray Ray's ho in da hood. Same with Columbo. But Hill Street Blues got it right.
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  16848.  @greatestytcommentator  ...and five feet.
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  16849.  @douglasgreen437  Funny thing: Starmer is the worst leader Labour has ever had, but they'll still win the next election by a landslide. Not because Labour or Starmer are any good, but because the other parties have already shat their pants to an even greater extent. It's like a horse race in which every horse falls down and the only remaining contender is a one-legged donkey.
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  16850. Biden is Jewish, Irish and Black. But unAmerican.
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  16851.  @johnkemp4922  "A psychopath walks into a bar..."
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  16852. Agreed. As a Brit, the US and UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're in freefall.
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  16853.  @JamesCartist  Imagine a remake of "It's a Wonderful Life". Georgina Bailey is a bl4ck le5bian married to Mary, a transsexual. Zu Zu and the other kids are all adopted and enjoy their tuck-in bedtime stories with Uncle Billy, a minor-attracted person. Old Man Potter is demonised for standing for traditional family values. Clarence needs to save Georgina, so that he can perform his drag act on Broadway. "Help me Clarence, get me home, I want to live again".
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  16854.  @JamesCartist  Jack Palance learned his craft as a flyer in WW2, where he was wounded. Lee Marvin was a sniper against the Japs, until most of his unit was KIA and he was wounded. Similar situation with the likes of many photographers, directors and editors. Ken Adam (set designer for the Bond movies) flew RAF Typhoons against the Reich. Not saying combat makes a better person, but those guys were less likely to get offended by a misused pronoun.
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  16855.  @jimmycampbell78  Angela Rayner opens her legs. A muffled voice says, "Wanna see a lying twat? Look at me!" Everybody's mystified because nobody's lips moved. Angela Rayner closes her legs and her lying twat grins to itself.
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  16856. "The public are the police". I myself identify as a lesbian named Dick.
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  16857.  @MrPatrickstreet  Rickets and tuberculosis used to be EVERYWHERE in the 30s, like diversity today. But diversity is killing us quicker.
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  16858.  @charlotteb6898  Technically I'm disabled. I was offered a blue badge for my car, more than 30 years ago. I refused to accept the term. I looked tough and robust, but sometimes I could barely walk. Occasionally I walked with a stick, to show I was infirm. It stopped people assuming I was a moron and/or drunk. A mountain of pills and a drip in my arm once a fortnight keep me going. Been beaten up in the street by a drug-addled mugger. Been beaten up in my own home by three intruders. But I say f0ok them all, I'd rather die than live in fear. If I'm making silly jokes, I'm entitled to do so 'cos I've been there and got the T-shirt.
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  16859. Thankyou. From a Brit.
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  16860. The BBC should give Andrew a series! - Oh wait...
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  16861. Black rule. Works great in Haiti. And every other black-run state.
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  16862. I refuse to fund a corporation which hates me for being ethnically British.
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  16863. Edukashun, edukashun, edukashun.
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  16864.  @The_Reality_Filter  Most degrees are useless except to get a job stacking supermarket shelves. (No offence to persons working in supermarkets, I've had worse jobs.)
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  16865.  @magnus9701  I don't want to buy food from a shop where somebody's probably pooed in my sausage roll.
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  16866.  @KopperNeoman  A king named Charles ought to shut the f*ck up or he knows what can happen.
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  16867. I'm in the UK. 20,000 years ago, sea levels were 400 feet lower and many seas were dry land. Climate change was started by farting aurochs and mammoths. Or the manufacture of flint tools. Take your pick.
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  16868. Illegal migrants taste like pork and, being undocumented, nobody will miss them. Take that as you will.
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  16869.  @elizabethcsicsery-ronay1633  I'll look her up and learn stuff.
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  16870. There's an excellent video about the Supermarine Walrus on the Gull Perch Flyer channel. I came here and expected something different.
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  16871.  @anthonysokolsky6210  We could say the same about Michael Fabricant MP.
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  16872.  @howardjones7370  If we're talking funny wigs, Fabricant deserves an honourable mention.
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  16873. If Paul Pelosi had a firearm, he could've shot his attacker as soon as the nutter entered the building.
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  16874.  @englishciderlover7347  Agreed. This demonstrates Jeremy Vine is promoting the narrative of the deep state. But we already knew that.
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  16875. Q. What noise annoys an oyster?
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  16876. A. Any noise annoys an oyster. But a noisy noise annoys an oyster most.
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  16877. None of the German superweapons worked properly. Every German superweapon combined didn't add a single day to WW2. The British and Americans developed much better weapons which actually worked.
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  16878.  @blueastcoast  The allies could also have invested vast resources into half-arsed projects which didn't work properly and were functionally useless. Fortunately, the allies had more sense.
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  16879.  @pastorbri  You're leaving lots of lame comments here, pastorbri. Are yourself a degenerate?
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  16880. Died of covid.
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  16881.  @annother3350  He can only access that for a few more days. We need a platform for free speech which'll last for decades.
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  16882. Unlike Benedict Arnold, the Tories are anti-British.
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  16883. I left a similar comment. We're spelin Narzis and litrully Hilter.
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  16884.  @kingdontrump9182  With YOUR name, I will Like any comment I ever see you've made.
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  16885.  @TheJeremyKentBGross  ADVICE: This is YouTube. Regardless of the wisdom in your comment, NOBODY reads long comments here.
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  16886. TRUE! 'cos you used your white privilege, claims the BBC. Probably.
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  16887.  @myk7371  NO DISRESPECT MEANT TO YOU, but your community's influence in the mainstream media is much greater to your community's numbers. You guys need to realise how you're imperilling your community and the entire UK by not calling out multiculturalism's failure. Everybody who tries to discuss these matters gets falsely vilified as a r-ist by the msm.
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  16888.  @georgehetty7857  A good question, George.
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  16889.  @Bar_Steward  Unclean, not uncelan. Sorry I'm a spelin Narzi and litrully Hilter.
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  16890.  @Bar_Steward  I'm making a joke. Like spelling a former PM's name as "Tony Bliar". Dear God, I admitted I'm a spelin Narzi, I'm self-deprecating which should help.
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  16891.  @MocheBenMaimon  A sensible response. My former neighbour, who was selling the property, told me in advance, "Don't offer your hand, they won't shake it". I forgot the good advice.
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  16892.  @Bar_Steward  Mutual goodwill. Upon buying their place, they threw out vast quantities of unwanted goods. Under Jewish food laws, Jews may use secondhand glass containers which might have once contained non-kosher foods. Every ceramic and pottery item must be thrown away as unclean. I got VAST quantities of nice stuff in perfect condition, including £valuable Poole Pottery sets. So I made a profit out of the Jews. How's that for a turnaround?
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  16893.  @Bar_Steward  Yep. They were nice people.
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  16894.  @gerberjoanne266  Thanks for your sensible and enlightening reply.
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  16895. THAT IS POSSIBLY CORRECT! I met the Jewish WIFE, and she herself refused my hand!
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  16896.  @MocheBenMaimon  Hahaha!
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  16897. @Michael Cohen Dear Mike, I've returned and deleted most of the replies which I sent to you. I don't want an idiot to get involved and send us abusive replies.
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  16898. @Michael Cohen Dear Mike, NO NO NO ! I can't delete YOUR posts without accusing you of hate speech or bullying or something else nasty. If you post a comment with similar phrasing, YouTube / Skynet will automatically delete your comment on the assumption you're a Nazi or a homophobe or somesuch. It's best if YOU do it yourself.
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  16899. In truth, the UK has zero chance of saving itself unless we get a different electoral system. If the Westminster system had been used for the Euro elections, UKIP couldn't have won a single seat. If the Euro system was used for Parliament, we'd have lots of Farages and Carls in the commons. No chance of anything changing, because the Tories & Labour would be cutting their own throats.
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  16900. Your comment expresses a conspiracy theory.
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  16901. I'm inspired to go to PornHub right now.
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  16902.  @AndrejMazak  I tend to disbelieve the "kill" claims of the Luftwaffe aces. If those claims had been authentic, Germany would've won the war. Every air force exaggerated its kill-claims, some more than others.
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  16903. I wanna phone LBC and claim I'm the secret son of the late Queen Elizabeth. She went to have an abortion before she was married. Her pregnancy was too far advanced so she gave birth to me instead. Plus I'm black. That's plausible, right?
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  16904.  @davidmccann9811  Dear God no - I wouldn't go there! I recall Sadiq Khan telling us that stabbings are part and parcel of living in a big city.
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  16905. Gordon's alive!
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  16906. According to the title sequence, Steve Austin crashed one of these before he became the Six Million Dollar Man.
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  16907. A pre-planned coup d'etat. Voter fraud.
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  16908. A great and virtuous Pakistani.
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  16909.  @mwallace2922  If you don't want your daughter stabbed, you're f4r r1ght.
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  16910.  @christophervanzetta  True, but sometimes my own comments are made invisible to everyone except myself.
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  16911. Biden can't find the Ukraine on the map. Biden can't find the map. Biden can't find his trousers without his nurse. BIDEN: "Goddammit, the UK is invading Russia, what are those f*ckin' British up to?"
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  16912.  @schr75  Same as your own comment, but without your bitterness..
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  16913.  @kenboulder212  No it wasn't.
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  16914.  @kenboulder212  The 109 will remain the most widely-produced aircraft in history. It was the first of the monoplane fighters with retractable undergear and an enclosed cockpit, but it was past its best as the war dragged on. It remained in service because it was cheap to produce and its groundcrew understood how to maintain it. Undoubtedly a great aircraft but, as with every combat aircraft, it had a limited shelf life.
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  16915.  @zenonelealainen3750  A highly detailed comment, Z E, which I can't fault. Sometimes a robust aircraft with high-serviceablity like the Hurricane or the P40 is preferable in rough conditions. If your Hurricane has twice the serviceability of a Spitfire, you've doubled the size of your air force.
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  16916.  @kenboulder212  Historians have examined the service record of the 262. It only achieved a Kills : Losses ratio of 1.5 : 1. That's poor, considering 262s were only handed to skilled pilots. At the same time, the Tempest was achieving a Kills : Losses ratio of 7 : 1.
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  16917.  @englishciderlover7347  Haha! I read your name and The Wurzels come to mind.
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  16918.  Simon Foxwell  "A twister of facts" is a good phrase for David Irving. A truly terrific mind, phenomenal abilities, reaching the conclusions which he wanted. Many years ago, I read his book, "The Bombing of Nuremberg" before I realised who Irving was. I was surprised by the anti-British, pro-German venom it contained. But excellent research, all the same.
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  16919. Is nobody going to comment about the hat?
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  16920.  @amaninthestreet8002  Thanks, Clem.
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  16921.  @garywheeley5108  Please repeat the sentiment widely. Problem is: The officers on the bridge deliberately drove us into the ice berg, whilst 99% of the passengers were shouting, "Look out!"
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  16922.  @navigator100group2  I was a a Thatcherite Tory activist for 29 years. I allowed my membership to lapse under Cameron. F*ckin' useless.
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  16923.  @joshuagumbishua7262  Tasted like pork.
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  16924.  @tedcrilly46  I love your name, Ted. "I hear we should call you Mother Crilly now, Ted".
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  16925. A better story is the warship built in Malta during WW2. One Royal Navy vessel had its front destroyed. Another had its rear destroyed. The two ships were cut in half and joined together. True story.
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  16926. These kids don't deserve a prison sentence. Do that to my door and they'll get a death sentence.
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  16927. There are now so many p4k15t4n15 in the UK, they can elect their own MPs. Labour imported them so as to fortify their votes. Now that the importees have formed their own parties, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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  16928. NEVER 'cos it's DELIBERATE !!!
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  16929. Scaremongering by telling us because we're on the brink of WW3 and we must increase defence spending. I'm doubly scared because all the new soldiers will be mews limbs, and women wearing hi-vis yellow vests instead of camo.
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  16930.  @JustieCrustie  All true, but I'd still vote for Keef Fluffabout. But not for Gideon Micropenis.
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  16931. If this was Chicago, it would be just another weekend.
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  16932. Philip prefers to swallow.
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  16933.  @denisehadfield7995  Shut up Meg.
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  16934. This makes me frightened of rainbows.
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  16935. Cho Bei Deng is the greatest president in Chines history. And he stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  16936.  @semsemeini7905  BBC = Pravda.
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  16937. Please define the company Black Rock. Is it Hitler, Emperor Palpatine, Mao, Stalin and Jeffrey Dahmer combined? Or is it worse? I'd say worse.
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  16938. The Stasi cops could arrest you and raid your home for writing that.
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  16939. That shows my age.
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  16940.  @JAG8691  It NEVER gets mentioned in the mainstream media. I recommend reading the Wiki biography of Robert Maxwell, Ghislaine's late father.
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  16941.  @johnnyredpillseed  oui all meat anon imussly here butt have gud frens
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  16942. 1984 + Fahrenheit 451 = 2022.
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  16943. 1.30 : "The Christian right trying to get 'The Life of Brian' banned didn't work. Because they didn't kill anyone".
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  16944. Reminds me of the postwar Bristol Freighter.
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  16945.  @valiantthorr7577  Couldn't make it today unless it starred Will Smith and Whoopie Goldberg.
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  16946. Being amused at the names people use? Yes, I can see how my Liege Lord and Defender of the Faith such as yourself might be impressed.
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  16947.  @TheMHunter18  We are watching the destruction of western civilisation.
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  16948.  @meandmeatmeoverthere  Technically speaking: We be fo0ked. Suicide on a national scale.
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  16949. Diversity is wonderful. Say otherwise and you'll be arrested.
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  16950. Robert DeNiro unrecognisable as the plumber.
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  16951. PANCAKES!
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  16952. 50 cents.
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  16953.  @ChristineRead-ck1uq  All under control now. I hope yours is too. The Lockdown has killed more people than covid ever could.
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  16954. Two lads from my ATC squadron were planespotting at Hurn in the 70s. A light twin came the wrong way down a taxi way and almost hit them. 30 minutes later, Bader approached them. He apologised, called himself a forking idiot and called himself a torrent of bad words for his forking stupidity. Bader was hard on others but even harder on himself. One of those lads went on to fly RAF Tornados. True story.
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  16955.  @richardsimpson3792  Commonplace. Lots of air aces smashed good aircraft.
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  16956.  @mawnkey  Truth there. Biden was selected specifically because he hasn't a clue what he's signing or why.
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  16957.  @RudiMwongozi-gy5lp  ANCIENT BRITISH DRUID LIVES MATTER. I demand reparations from modern-day Italy.
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  16958. I suspect conspiracy theorists who refused the jab have a higher life expectancy than those who accepted it.
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  16959. Yay diversity! Let's bring an army of fake-ugees to the UK and give them free housing!
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  16960.  @user-bq3ch1ps8q  It's a joke.
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  16961. Same as William Shakespeare.
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  16962. God forbid that people in a democracy should be allowed to express themselves.
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  16963. Andrew expresses the views which you and I hold but are too lazy or untalented to express. Andrew is the member of Parliament we need but will never get.
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  16964. I always wanted a free Tommy Robinson. I can't get that either.
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  16965. @jesus christ If I was gay or bi, it'd be nobody's business except mine and that of the person I'm f*cking. But it wouldn't make me brave.
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  16966.  @warpedreflection3650  It's funny how, when I click on "View 2 replies", I can see a DIFFERENT reply but yours disappears. There must be a phrase in your reply which YouTube's algorithms dislikes.
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  16967.  @ilduce4298  If it was true, E.B.N.J.H. would be related to Adolf Hitler.
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  16968. The state is the greatest enemy of our people.
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  16969. Same here.
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  16970.  @chezroberts9188  "You can teach MONKEYS to fly better than that!" - line from a movie. Say tat today and you'll be arrested for waycist wrong-thought.
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  16971. @Gjergj Kastrioti Skanderbeg Thankyou for your correction, sir.
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  16972. Keef earns more as a scaffolder than people with degrees in sociology or race-baiting c*nt-waffle..
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  16973.  @ChaosSwissroIl  Thankyou for your detailed comment. Under that definition, in the US, everybody who questions Biden's electoral victory could be imprisoned for 14 years. "The truth is what we say it is" - Every dictator since the dawn of time.
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  16974.  @ChaosSwissroIl  Anti-slander laws already exist. There is no requirement for additional laws.
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  16975. What happens when you allow millions of people from the Religion of Peace to live in your country? Look at Israel.
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  16976. How would you know? Do you go around looking at penises? (Joking!)
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  16977.  @paddymallory4080  GOOD.
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  16978.  @lennydicko  According to the BBC, you're all far-right waycist bigots. Because you don't want angry young men sexually molesting your daughters. I recommend defunding the BBC the next time your TV licence requires renewal.
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  16979.  @Johnny-sj9sj  THANKYOU KIND SIR, I didn't know that! I will watch again with great interest! I don't recall doing it myself. Perhaps it was my albino brother, Bill Purchase. (Persons who don't understand our nattering should search, "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  16980. I misread this video's title and assumed Ed had f4rted.
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  16981.  @Stoater1  Thanks. It's a true story. Probably.
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  16982. Every time I leave a comment which uses the name of this event, YouTube's Al Gore rhythms automatically delete it. EVERY time. Somebody falsely reported my comment as a h eight post and YouTube deletes anything with the same phrases. Same when I mention the billionaire who hung himself whilst the prison cameras were switched off. Or his girlfriend-assistant.
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  16983. The mainstream media is uniformly silent about all of this. Lots of distracting nonsense stories about UFOs to make you look elsewhere.
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  16984.  @2tone209  Father McGuire stole my whistle.
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  16985.  @grannyannie6744  Yours is an interesting and constructive comment.
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  16986.  @grannyannie6744  Enjoy and be happy.
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  16987. The mob acted on behalf of the NZ government.
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  16988.  @jamesbrum8787  Gromit agrees.
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  16989.  @andy70d35  You still don't get it, do you? NONE of these MPs tell the truth, about Brexit or anything else.
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  16990. Nice story. I expected something more like "Family Guy Gorilla and Kitten".
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  16991. Best way to tune a car: Reduce its weight.
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  16992.  @charliechurch5004  Every male is very slightly autistic, hence most autistic people tend to be male. We males tend to specialise in one or two specific subjects, which is why there are so many male nerds, geeks and scientists. Women understand emotions better than males and are superior at multitasking. Albert Einstein was autistic. He couldn't understand emotions and split from his wife. He kept a wardrobe full of identical suits, so that he didn't have to make the emotion-laden choice of which suit to wear that day.
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  16993. My enemy's enemy is my friend.
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  16994. Our government can't even defend the English Channel against invasion.
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  16995. I'm a middle-aged white bloke' It's RACIST that there are no middle-aged white people in the GB 100 metres Olympic squad. People like me should be admitted on the basis of diversity, not whether I'm any f*ckin' good.
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  16996.  @lesigh1749  Funding from the Kremlin? Gotta blame SOMEBODY with zero evidence.
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  16997.  @ritamurray722  Yeah, those looters all look to me like far-right extremists. Says the BBC.
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  16998. I've been stopped by the cops lots of times. I never resisted arrest, I never ran off and I never got the crap beaten out of me. You're correct: this level of beating is wholly unjustified, but sometimes US cops are needlessly fierce because the man might pull out a concealed weapon. Felons will say, "It's OK now, I surrender" and then pull a snub-nosed .32 from their belt and start blazing.
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  16999.  @georgehetty7857  Are you talking about that ham actor, Toast?
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  17000.  @mysterymachine6858  Liked on the basis of your name.
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  17001.  Jesus Jones  Blind? You're eligible for a FREE BBC TV licence! Which brings us back very nicely.
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  17002. It's sad that real-life lesbians don't resemble the ones on p*rno channels.
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  17003. I myself expected the kid to resemble a ginger Mike Tyson.
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  17004. Our government despises its own population.
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  17005.  @placebo106  "Peaceful as long as everyone is..." Syria?
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  17006.  @Lonsome1223  I write "M" as well. Plus "Juice", just in case.
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  17007.  @abacus299  Agreed 100%, but I can understand Palestinian resentment. Israelites are mostly-absent for 1900 years. They return en masse, stating, "The land you've occupied for 1900 years isn't yours any more". This is NOT an anti-J comment. Neither is it pro-P. I'm just saying how they got into this forking mess. Bloody awful.
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  17008.  @zaftra  Most Muslims are kind and generous. Similarly, most of the SS and Gestapo in the Third Reich were kind and generous. Same with Kim Jong Un in North Korea. They're all peaceful, right?
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  17009. AGREED 100%. As with the alleged rapist who was recently found not guilty after 17 years in prison. The police are now recognised as having deliberately withheld evidence which would've exonerated him. I distrust the entire judicial system. EDIT - Is this reply visible, or did YT render it invisible as usual?
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  17010.  @spundam  I've left a comment below, about coppers deliberately withholding evidence.
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  17011. IMPFUNG MACHT FREI. (That's the German word for "vaccination".) It's all about hygiene. The kapos will beat you if you resist. Take a shower. Collect your striped pyjamas afterwards. If you live that long.
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  17012. Asbestos was considered a safe and beneficial material for decades. Later we discovered asbestos had killed tens of thousands of people in a horrible way. Thalidomide underwent longer testing than these vaccines have received. And these bastards want me to accept the vaccination against my will? No. No no no.
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  17013.  @markjeffery7319  GB News reads a list of all the candidates standing in the by elections they're covering. One of the constituencies had both a Reform and a Patriotic Alternative candidate.
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  17014.  @markjeffery7319  Weird. I'm not doubting you but I saw it.
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  17015.  @geoffas  THANKS! I will observe the results.
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  17016.  @markjeffery7319  I don't doubt you, but I'm sure I saw it. I'll keep an eye open and confirm either - a.) Yeas, they're standing or - b.) No, I'm a numpty.
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  17017. One of the few BBC comedians who hasn't yet called for - a.) The murder of white people, or - b.) For acid to be thrown into the face of politicians whom she dislikes.
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  17018. I recall the story about the leftists holding placards saying, "KILL THE TEBBIT BILL". One of Norman Tebbit's sons was called William but could see the funny side.
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  17019. Can we put all the LBGTQ+ soldiers in the front line?
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  17020.  @AdeboFunkyVoodoo  The UK has been shat upon by every PM since Maggie. Like a beautiful old car, wrecked beyond recognition. I'm a fossil who's ashamed not to have fought in the Falklands. Would I fight to protect the Ukrainian border when our PM can't close the channel to invaders? No.
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  17021. A bare what?
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  17022. Expect the Deep State to file false accusations against him in three, two, one... At serious risk of being stabbed to death. Degrade his reputation. Sue him for punitive damages. Imprison him next to Julian Assange. "Are you in prison for telling the truth as well?"
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  17023. Any mention of Homer gets my attention. Donuts, hmmm...
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  17024. GERMAN DESIGNERS: "Let's create a superfighter called the Pfiel. Use a flawed push-pull concept. No commonality of parts with other aircraft. Requires a long runway when every runway in the Reich is full of craters. Make it difficult to fly when there's so little fuel, most pilots are barely-trained. Create a design so complicated, it'll need years of development but we need it immediately". BRITISH DESIGNERS: "We'll take a Mosquito, give it single-seat cockpit, make a thousand other detail improvements and name it the DH Hornet".
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  17025. I want to see an investigative TV series, a bit like "Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares" but looking at the NHS.
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  17026.  @mpol701  The bird is the word. And the word was "CRASH!"
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  17027. The Chinese are rising up against the CCP? I predict lots of full prisons. And people kneeling next to open pits, with their hands tied behind their backs and pistols at their heads. But that's OK, Trudeau still loves their regime.
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  17028.  @Dularr  It's not rocket science to develop a voting system which can't be rigged.
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  17029.  @Dularr  All voting in person with ID. No machines, cards only. Postal voting ONLY for categories such as armed forces and people in hospitals. All ballot boxes to be kept in plain view at all times. I'm British and in the UK. Our postal system is widely abused as well.
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  17030.  @Dularr  I never imagined election-rigging in the US could ever happen. Same here in the UK. We've become too complacent. Like sheep.
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  17031.  @MykeLewisMusic  I'm actually Ray's albino brother, Bill. Ray lets me use his computer when it's too sunny for me to go outside.
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  17032.  @Duke_of_Lorraine  Good idea.
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  17033. Would you allow Creepy Joe to babysit your children?
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  17034.  @justonetime112  Don't jump!
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  17035. "Box ticking"... Police box?
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  17036. Writing your comment is now a H-crime. See how we use cre4t1ve spelling to dodge the Al Gore Rhythms? Yeah, free speech providing we say nothing outside the intended narrative.
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  17037.  @barryphillips6845  Tickle your buttocks with lamb's wool? Owen Jones would delight in that.
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  17038.  @b.alexanderjohnstone9774  I love Cockney rhyming slang. Amber Heard. Jeremy Hunt. You know what I mean.
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  17039. @Ben Woodcock Please search YouTube for "Ray bloody Purchase" and it'll make sense.
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  17040. Not incompetence. It's deliberate and pre-planned.
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  17041.  @kevint3845  I wouldn't believe it until she opened her legs.
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  17042.  @johnn278  She smells like tuna when she opens her legs.
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  17043.  @briandain8432  Excellent line.
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  17044. I can't think of a single Nazi superweapon which added one day to WW2. The V1, the V2, the V3, the remotely-piloted air to surface missiles, the whole f*ckin' lot of them failed. Enigma, which the British mastered better than the Germans. The German Type 21 subs, which were leaky and useless. The King Tiger, which was so heavy it couldn't cross the bridges in the Ardennes. Add a few more yourself.
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  17045. The Japanese should've allied themselves with the British in 1940, instead of the Germans. "Allow us to access oil and other materials. In return we'll escort and defend your vessels between Suez and Singapore, and send an expeditionary force to assist you in north Africa". Perhaps it didn't happen because the UK regarded the USA as a better partner than Japan.
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  17046.  @terrencewalker8219  That's correct. I definitely expect Churchill would've considered the offer if it'd been made in the summer of 1940, and then declined.
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  17047.  @MelbaOzzie  You're talking cobblers, Olaf. It wasn't a matter of choice, it was the inevitability of necessity.
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  17048.  @MelbaOzzie  you're welcome to spend another 30 minutes, typing comments which nobody reads.
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  17049.  @MelbaOzzie  I didn't read that. Please send me some more comments which I'll ignore as well.
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  17050. A large chunk of The Guardian is owned by the Saudi royal family. Google it, you'll see it's true. I want the Saudi royal family to apologise for slavery.
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  17051.  @SoloRenegade  Sea Fury > Hawker Sea Hawk > Hawker Hunter > Harrier.
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  17052. He's unafraid because he thinks he's referring to another derailment in East Palestine.
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  17053. The BBC wouldn't allow Monty Python today unless two of the team were blacque, two were gay and two were women. That would make them funnier, right? Six white blokes who's attended the UK's greatest universities smacks of racial privilege.
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  17054.  @araftryffan7804  Mohammed wore a dress. He also had a beard. Clearly transgender. Having sex with his prepubescent wife was an act of les81an love. Right?
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  17055. Correct. The RAF introduced a concept to Luftwaffe aircrews, known as "Mosquito panic".
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  17056. "NHS Unions PLOT to Overthrow Government". If the government ceased to exist, would anybody actually notice?
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  17057.  @dogbreaththe3rd851  Me too. Boring.
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  17058.  jhon.francis  ello agayn
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  17059.  @evolassunglasses4673  Bankers who fund both Putin's war against Ukraine, and the west's supply of arms to Zelensky. Funding both sides gives the bankers a vested interest in keeping the war going for as long as possible without a clear result..
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  17060.  @notme3686  This was a honeypot operation by Mossad. Film princes and politicians getting their cocks sucked by juveniles. Then turn the screw.
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  17061. The 1970s weren't fun, but we could imagine light at the end of the tunnel.
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  17062. Nothing useful can be achieved without a change in our first-past-the-post electoral system. A new party like Reform could win a third of the national vote without winning one single seat. Until then, we're on an express elevator ride to hell.
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  17063.  @j4cksincl4ir  Guess which religion uses a big black cube.
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  17064.  @elagabalusrex390  Agreed. Joe will be fortified with anabolic steroids, the votes will be fortified by Dominion.
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  17065. 30 years from now, the UK will resemble the former Yugoslavia during the 1990s. When it happens, the BBC will still be blaming Brexit.
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  17066. HERE'S A GOOD IDEA: Let's give all Hong Kong Chinese the right to live here. That's what the UK Government did a little while ago. What. Could. Possibly. Go. Wrong?
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  17067.  @revermen3580  GBS: "I don't particularly care about homosexuality, providing it's not made compulsory".
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  17068. I mean - if Sir Keir can't tell the difference, why should I?
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  17069.  @WhiteLeviathan  The Pope is a Jesuit. The organisation which ran the Spanish Inquisition. I didn't expect that...
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  17070. This was negligent homicide by the parents. I'm a hotelier who's had loads of mould over the decades. Here's how to fix it: 1.) Wipe the area with dilute sugar soap or similar. 2.) Wipe the area with bleach. 3.) Apply anti-mould fluid and wipe. 4.) Apply three coats of anti-mould paint. Lazy parents will always kill their kids.
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  17071.  @JH-lf4ql  The British ran most of the world successfully. Britain today isn't run by the British. One look at the cabinet will tell you that.
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  17072. Both Salman Rushdie and Prince Harry have written books which inflamed millions of moo-slims worldwide. Rushdie lives as a recluse, never appears in public and keeps his mouth shut. Harry should do the same.
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  17073.  @gendoruwo6322  Putin never poisoned anybody. We can believe him. Right?
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  17074. Kathy Griffin is Meg's older, stupider sister.
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  17075. Don't bother. Just defund the BBC. Split the BBC into its component parts and sell it off. Hire Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May to do the job. No better way to put the BBC upside-down, in a ditch and on fire.
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  17076.  @nareshkumarkaushik  Sad but true.
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  17077.  @nafvol5053  They're already the majority in some cities. According to the last census, only 38% of persons living in London are white British. And falling. It's a demographic fact that by the year 2040, half of all babies born in the UK will be non-white. This can't be fixed.
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  17078. Every illegal should be sent to Alaska. They'll stop coming.
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  17079. It wasn't anywhere near as good. Not enough scenes with me.
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  17080. I want to think for myself. I refuse to allow w*nkers and nutters to tell me what I'm allowed to laugh at.
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  17081. She claims Trump and siss temmick weight oppression made her do it. Plus the need for reparations.
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  17082. Why were his hands red? Had he been rubbing them on something?
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  17083. You can always tell who's a vegetarian because of how weak they look.
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  17084.  @HistoryDebunkedsimonwebb  Lefties accuse YOU of being connected to Letby, Simon, 'cos you've both got moustaches. Obviously.
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  17085. It's actually the GAYS who are the most likely to hit the gym.
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  17086. Ken has no willy.
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  17087.  @craphead9842  "God is dead" - A Frenchman, Jean Paul Sartre. "Sartre is dead" - God. "Europe will soon be dead" - Newly-arrived scientists and engineers.
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  17088. Wear a mask? Should've worn a condom.
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  17089.  @mattt5006  Meanwhile: Tommy Robinson opposes antisemitism, is invited by Jewish friends to attend a pro-Jewish rally and gets pepper-sprayed and arrested. Opposing hatred in the UK will get you imprisoned.
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  17090.  @danrusso7647  Nobody who votes for Bidet will ever enter a gun store. Makes them easy targets during home invasions. I see no downside in this.
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  17091.  @barrydwyer2039  Psychopaths put themselves and their interests first and feel no empathy for their victims. Borderline psychopaths make the best soldiers, because they'll impose great suffering in order to obtain victory. This is necessary, they can't do their job properly otherwise. A bit like the best scientists having borderline autism: Einstein, Turing, Professor Frink ("Glaven!").
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  17092. "Don't threaten or dictate to us until you're marching up Whitehall. And even then we won't listen". Some lines from a movie. But Rishi is too much of a lying little twerp to give a damn.
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  17093. Neither will I. And I spent 29 years as a Conservative Party activist.
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  17094. Boris can't organise a p*ss-up in his garden without messing it up.
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  17095. Hello chunky. Greetings. Hello there. They've all got their favourite opening phrases.
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  17096.  @laurendearnley9595  SAD FACT: George Floyd was aborted much too late.
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  17097.  @BG-mh6pc  Nah, sometimes you might feel that way but all you need a really good laxative.
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  17098. @Theta Groomberg Haha!
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  17099.  @leroylowe5921  Abortions should be made compulsory. That way we can save some money by sacking all the leftie teachers.
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  17100. @dacian prime Yeah but that would expose Biden and the electorate to the truth.
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  17101. I left a Reply to your comment yesterday. I've returned and YT has deleted it. I'm curious - were you able to read my reply in your in-box?
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  17102.  @Habu2  I never blame the migrants. They're like the Ten Pound Poms, looking for a better life. I blame the enabling politicians, civil servants, charity execs and judiciary. M A K E G A L L O W S G R E A T A G A I N .
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  17103. Why can't we imitate India? Just sh*t in the street.
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  17104. It's a very poor sequel. They should've had more scenes with me.
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  17105.  @foro6102  Yes. Have safari suit, willing to travel for work.
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  17106.  @briansullivan5908  Nah, satire.
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  17107.  @audie-cashstack-uk4881  If we don't consent, they'll rape us.
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  17108.  @tgheretford  The Government's bill allows them to fine companies up to 10% of their global revenue. That's REVENUE, not profit. Companies will be so terrified of prosecution, they'll strike down ANYTHING which somebody somewhere might be offended by. Want to deny the usefulness of the Lockdown? Claim Brexit hasn't been implemented? Discuss the Great Replacement? The company will be so terrified, they'll close your account. The government is handing the authority for the suspension of freedom to the big corporations. "We didn't suspend free speech, YouTube did it".
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  17109. I'm British. Same here.
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  17110. Blair left office and set up an NGO to find peace in the middle east. How's that going?
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  17111. Jeremy Hunt = Cockney rhyming slang. Same as Amber Heard.
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  17112. Soldiers are more likely to surrender if they know they'll be imprisoned according to the Geneva Convention.
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  17113. Every German superweapon of WW2 combined didn't add a single day to their war. British and US inventions and production were superior to everything the Germans produced. But there are nutters who will praise German inventiveness, because they wish the other side had won.
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  17114. Especially in section 37 G. Hmmm donuts.
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  17115. PJW with a wall-mounted map and a computer web cam tells us more about the REAL news than the mainstream media ever could.
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  17116. A party like Reform could achieve one third of the national vote without gaining a single seat. The electoral system used the Euro elections would allow Reform to win a majority, as UKIP did in Brussels. Which is why the Uniparty will never change the electoral system. In the meantime, we're locked into a death-spiral where the UK is run by people who despise us.
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  17117.  @dirtycitydisco  So... you're quite happy that barely more than half the electorate is indigenous British? And falling at a rate which means the white British will be down to 40%, then 30%, then 20% over the next few decades?
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  17118. Stupid video.
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  17119.  @georgehetty7857  He's become a vampire and I haven't seen him lately.
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  17120. Reminded of Granny Clampett fighting with the giant jackrabbit.
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  17121.  @TheRealWindlePoons  Yes but they'll blame the bad things on Trump or climate change.
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  17122. Biden was made in China. Like everything from China, his presidency will fall to pieces after six months.
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  17123. He does indeed look like a regular le5814n. Real-life Ls never resemble the ones on naughty web channels.
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  17124.  @robertjohnston8690  Definitely. Also, Ukrainians are justified in feeling the same way about the Soviet Union (and by extensions, Russia) as Israelis feel about the Nazis. Although Stalin was actually a Georgian. Oh heavens, my mentioning the Holocaust will inevitably trigger all the deniers...
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  17125. AY UP AGAIN, 2 Tone!
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  17126.  @georgehetty7857  I'm suspicious about Toast's intentions with Mrs. Purchase. Plus I found used condoms in the pockets of my wardrobed safari suits, which I didn't put there. Something's going on but I'm not sure what. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  17127. Thank God for Styx. If God existed. So I'll just thank Styx.
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  17128. Metropolitan Police Farce.
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  17129.  Krazy Kajeevie  I don't know whom I despise the most: Piers or the Ginger Whinger.
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  17130.  @nikolanikic2045  I click on Replies and yours disappears. YT's algorithms seem to regard your harmless comment as hate speech.
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  17131.  Krazy Kajeevie  Piers isn't two faced. Piers has so many faces, they can't be counted by the human mind.
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  17132. I will NEVER use BT again. Nuff said.
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  17133. How many shots did Lee Harvey Oswald need? They were fatal too.
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  17134. Amber Heard is a new piece of Cockney rhyming slang. As in, "Watch out, a dog's done an Amber on the pavement".
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  17135. More black-on-black crime. The only surprise is that it's being reported.
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  17136. I'm afraid of being sexually molested by rainbows.
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  17137. Best Biggles story: "The Decoy". About the Rumpler with the green tail. If you've read it, you'll remember it.
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  17138.  @harold6863  I wanna see big fights between gay activists and African neurosurgeons. Hundreds at a time. Maybe put them in an arena and sell tickets. I'll laugh my head off.
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  17139.  @dorothysurry1368  I've always used golden retriever puppies, myself.
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  17140. Mr. Felton's next video: "HITLER'S MISSING TESTICLE".
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  17141. So a bloke can't play a piano in London without upsetting the Chinese Communist Party? And the coppers support the commies? What the fork ! ! !
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  17142. What if I go to a party whilst dressed as Mohammed?
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  17143.  @mesolithicman164  TRUE!
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  17144.  @lfcgero35  "Tarring people". Back in the day, a child of mixed race parentage was known having been painted with a tar brush.
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  17145.  @lfcgero35  What's YOUR point?
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  17146.  @lfcgero35  I don't want to discourse with you anyway. You're too easily offended.
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  17147.  @lfcgero35  Please explain.
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  17148.  @yellowduckgamedev  I've got lots of gender fluids.
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  17149. Let's have "Anthony and Cleopatra" with Italian and Egyptian accents. "Hamlet" needs more Danish accents, until they all sound like the Swedish Chef.
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  17150.  @leehenry5764  Tories + Labour = two f4rts from the same 4rsehole.
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  17151.  @derbylied9553  True, but I doubt whether the Angles and Saxons ever used the phrase "Anglo Saxon" about themselves.
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  17152.  @derbylied9553  They wuz blacque, right? Dem kings n sheet?
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  17153.  @ÆthelwulfOfNordHymbraLand2333  Agreed. I regard myself as a Brit first. As a Cornishman, I've always resented the English invasion. (Joke.)
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  17154. "Cancel culture" is a far right conspiracy theory. It's not real. It does not exist. Anybody who claims "cancel culture" is real will be banned in the name of free speech.
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  17155.  @pdlawson-venusloon359  Charlotte Mosque.
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  17156. Angela Rayner arrived with snacks. Somebody said, "Hmmm, can I smell tuna sandwiches?" Then Angela shut her legs and the scent dispersed.
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  17157. Is that a reference to the TV series, "Toast"?
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  17158. Socrates and Billy the Kid regarded Freud as a geek. Not a Greek.
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  17159. Is it gay if blokes watch p0rn of two women doing it? I hope not.
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  17160.  @stevenborg102  I prefer the term, "Grab 'em by the pussy". Exactly what a REAL man would say, in private to a friend.
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  17161.  @stephenholmes1036  Vote Reform, or any other unorthodox party. Or vote for whichever party came second last time, providing it's not LabCon.
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  17162. US & UK will stand or fall together. Right now we're completely f0oking ourselves.
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  17163. Two days ago, Simon provided a link to a video of Lenny Henry being r -ist in the 1980s. Now he gives us this new link. Well done, Simon!
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  17164.  @nicholasmorrill4711  Simon is provides us with information which we might not have found elsewhere. Without Simon, I would've been wholly unaware of Lenny's offensive unfunny non-comedy sketch. Neither would I have known about the petition.
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  17165.  @songsmith31a  Nice to see comments here from an Old School copper.
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  17166.  @songsmith31a  So sad. We've destroyed ourselves.
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  17167. @Phil We Brits saved the French in two world wars. They've never forgiven us.
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  17168. Aye, Ay Up!
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  17169. Diversity yay!
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  17170.  @lucykelly7152  Why can't I judge a woman, partly according to her beauty? Women judge me as a healthy bread-winner who can create and provide for a family. That's how attraction works. That's how child-bearing works. Men or women who resemble turds on legs aren't worth breeding with.
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  17171.  @mcaddicts  Yep.
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  17172. Imagine if the child had been B instead of W. Protests. Riots. Lammy and Abbott demanding reparations. Channel 4 and the BBC calling out siss temmm ick way sism. The girl's mum gets a seat in the Lords.
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  17173. The modern Tories are to the left of Labour. Very sad.
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  17174. Nobody suffers more discrimination than a transsexual one-legged Jewish black woman. Claim I'm actually a white gentile heterosexual with two legs? Well yeah duh, I'm frightened to come out of the closet!
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  17175. You're unlikely to be right wing. Just nit wrong.
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  17176. Liz Truss - Liberal Democrat and anti-monarchist.
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  17177.  @rogerflack415  It's a fooking idiot-show. Completely irrational.
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  17178. @Johnny Alucard I can't find it. What's the title?
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  17179. I hope nobody nukes Russia. A century from now, whyte f0lk will need somewhere to flee to. Gotta use creative spelling, YT's algorithms keep cancelling my comments.
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  17180.  thomas robert  An unfair response. You know nothing.
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  17181.  thomas robert  No. Sometimes YouTube deletes replies so that only the person who sent them can see them. I have deleted nothing.
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  17182.  @vanpallandt5799  THANKS! We ought not to be overtly critical of each other. There are other targets which are far more deserving.
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  17183.  @dolanduk7946  We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. A horrific tragedy has been set in motion and cannot now be averted. Most people don't yet know it because the lights are still on. What's worse is that the officers on the bridge deliberately caused all of this.
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  17184.  @HaggisMuncher-69-420  Agreed.
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  17185.  @dolanduk7946  I left you a harmless reply, but I've returned and it's gone. Did it arrive in your inbox?
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  17186. Perhaps he was an illegal migrant with a beard, who identified as an unaccompanied four-year-old so as to gain asylum. Calling him out is waycist.
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  17187. ME TOO.
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  17188. Hunting truck drivers and cell phone stores daily.
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  17189. Regardless of who wins, Klaus Schwab and George Soros have already won.
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  17190.  @paulharrison3926  Mr. Caine blew some doors off on the way.
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  17191.  @corcoranger  Correct.
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  17192. PAUL IF YOU'RE READING THIS - Please make a video which demonstrates the technology. Replace your face with that of Steve McQueen, Sean Connery or Humphrey Bogart. Use your own voice at the start, so that we know what you've done. Half way through, adopt your own face but with the voice of Peter Lorre or John Wayne.
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  17193.  @2st_duallist  Maybe create a video where he's the Horned Beast, as played by Tim Curry in "Legend".
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  17194.  @2st_duallist  Arr yew tryin to konfuze the AI with yore weird 5pelling?
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  17195.  @2st_duallist  both maffs and spellin are r - ist, sez blicque activizts
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  17196. Are you in the US? I'm British and Kyle is a hero. He used the 2nd exactly as it was intended. If ever the British Redcoats come marching down your street, or there's a mob which is burning and looting and murdering, it's not only justified but your DUTY to grab your gun and use it. The UK and US will stand or fall together.
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  17197. I saw him riding Shergar.
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  17198.  @dogman9223  Good question. This wasn't an option for me and it hadn't occurred to me at that time. but I think it's true.
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  17199.  @gnanaitvara1246  Is that you, Clem?
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  17200. @Cameron Pangborn You have learned from your bad experiences, instead of allowing them to dominate you. Well done.
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  17201.  @edwardburroughs1489  William Pitt was a brilliant prime minister during the Seven Years War, in which the British and their loyal colonists (including Washington) triumphed over the French. He was elderly and out of office by 1776, but frequently spoke on behalf of the rebels, and opposed the British government's response. His son (also "William") later became PM. They're known to history as Pitt the Elder and Pitt the Younger, a bit like Bush the Elder and Bush the Younger.
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  17202.  @LoriPARK1111-u1b  The US needs more Rooftop Koreans.
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  17203. Only free if you say what the deep state allows us to say.
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  17204.  @jm9673  Our King claims to be the "Defender of the FAITHS". If he excludes ANY faith, he's a bigot. Charles dug himself into the hole. Let him dig himself out, I won't help him.
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  17205. John Major called his opponents "the bastards". I was a Tory activist in those days. I wore that title with pride.
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  17206.  @MauriatOttolink  No disrespect, but the quotation you've offered goes back to Lyndon Johnson. I don't think Major said that.
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  17207.  @MauriatOttolink  I'm happy to accept your wisdom and too lazy to do a search. Let's leave it there. Half of YouTube comments are wise, well-informed or funny. The other half comprise people getting into angry rants about trivial matters. David Lammy says all of those quotes were stolen from black people. Probably.
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  17208.  @MauriatOttolink  Imagine a three-way between Abbott, Milliband and Major. Stranger things have happened. Abbott and Corbyn. Major and Curry.
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  17209.  @MauriatOttolink  I was right? About Abbott, Curry, Major and Corbyn having group sex? I wonder if there's a video.
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  17210.  @MauriatOttolink  The latest advice is that covid can be spread by farts. That's another good reason never to go down on Diane Abbott.
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  17211. If ever the bustards actually implement Brexit, we'll find out.
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  17212. How come Joe is both sleepy and woke at the same time?
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  17213.  @1Bruce93Wayne9  Holy metal blades, Batman!
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  17214.  @laurenceBDontYaNo  Most people (other than people like us) have never heard of the Reform Party. They're deliberately left in the shadows by the mainstream media.
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  17215.  @garymitchell5899  You're very easily angered. Elections are WON by voting. Elections are LOST by people staying at home. I'm not a Labour voter and I despise all of the mainstream parties. Abstaining is tactical voting. A very low turnout and a collapsed Tory vote is good news.
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  17216. As a Pastafarian, I'm looking forward to Pastafarian Heaven with the beer volcano and the stripper factory. Eat pasta, drink beer and get laid (consenting adults). Wot's not to like?
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  17217.  @Cherrytune386  The whole fekin lot of them.
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  17218. Globalist puppets. Who's pulling their strings? Who's got their hand up their arses?
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  17219. BRILLIANT.
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  17220.  @saraheverardsrapers3910  Given your choice of name, they might knock down YOUR door first.
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  17221.  @dontynan2256  Keep my ever-faithful wife out of this. Toast's been playing Othello and Mrs. Purchase has black makeup smeared on her boobies. I'm sure these two facts are completely unrelated. (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  17222.  @ransakreject5221  How many times have east Asian American kids smacked their white teacher? And THAT is why places like MIT are filled with east Asians and whites.
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  17223. John Wayne was bald as well.
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  17224. Haha! But sad as well.
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  17225. Opposing small children being stabbed is f4r r1ght.
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  17226. Ay!
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  17227.  @Clem_Fandango11  Nice to see your comment here, Clem. Actually I'm Ray's albino brother, Bill Purchase.. I've borrowed his computer. (Confused persons should search "Clem Fandango" or "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  17228. The Irish public object to the inaction of Irish politicians. A gay Indian politician blames the Irish public for their reaction to children being stabbed.
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  17229. Southern England here. Agreed. We're watching the collapse of western civilisation.
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  17230. Professor Farnsworth is angry 'cos it's his line.
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  17231. MAHYAR IF YOU'RE READING THIS - - Please search "PC Plod criminal damage to gollywog". Coppers threatening a couple with arrest because their van had two golliwog stickers on it. Thank God they weren't Peppa Pig stickers: Offensive to Muslims, Jews AND coppers.
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  17232. The wokist Oscars ever and the lowest audience figures ever. As Trump said: Go woke go broke.
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  17233. An illegal coup d'etat, Trump needs to send in the Secret Service and Homeland Security to investigate. Present the evidence to the Supreme Court, who'll declare the results void and order a rerun with voter ID. Result: Trump wins, Biden and Harris arrested.
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  17234. If the BBC had their way and you're white, they'd claim you're 200th.
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  17235.  geraldwoods5798  Your comment will cause cops to kick in your door and arrest you in three, two, one...
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  17236. REMINDER: Corbyn phukt her. Gotta distrust his judgement too.
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  17237.  @ComicGladiator  Scorchio.
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  17238. The former Labour MP Paul Clark has been convicted of compiling indecent images of children. Look at his mug shot online. Yeah, looks the type.
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  17239. Idi Amin crowned himself as King of Scotland.
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  17240. One good guy with a gun could've taken out this nutter when he was still half way through his rampage.
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  17241. Look at the ratio of Likes to Dislikes on this video. If Dominion counted the votes, the ratio would be the other way around.
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  17242.  @MM-kz9pd  Sadly happening right now.
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  17243. FUN FACT: Child birth is hereditary. If your parents had no children, neither will you.
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  17244. To understand why the BBC takes its stance over Hamas terrorists, look at the end-credits on their shows. Consider how the BBC's diversity-hires have affected their judgement. The BBC has long-since ceased to be British. If you fund the BBC, you're a part of the problem.
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  17245. Remind me: How did the undemocratic slave-owning gay-hating misogynist state of Quatar get to host the World Cup? Besides bribery and corruption? Gary Neville has nothing to say about this.
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  17246. Here's a good idea: Let's replace a dumb-ass elderly senile POTUS with a POTUS who's even more dumb, more elderly and more senile.
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  17247.  @Cytochrome8  You're making a typical leftist error, projecting your own habits onto your opponents.
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  17248.  @radicalcartoons2766  All true.
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  17249. Channel 4 used wall-to-wall coverage of the exaggerated claims of racism, in order to bury the story of the supposedly Christian Liverpool bomber.
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  17250.  @Andre-kc9di  Thanks. The song frequently gets deleted from YouTube, but heroic rebels continue reposting it. The song dates from the London Bridge attack of a few years ago. Please recommend it to others.
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  17251. Jabba wants Farage to be frozen in carbonite and hung as a wall ornament.
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  17252. The kind of thing Peter Griffin would build. PETER: "Let's go to the Peterornithopter!" CLEVELAND: "No no no no no no noooo...!"
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  17253. If guns hadn't been invented, Jesus would've kicked the ass of the Romans who came to arrest Him.
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  17254.  @1CT1  I've never liked Jesus since he tried to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  17255. There woul;dn't be an energy crisis if Creepy Joe hadn't authorised blowing up the pipeline.
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  17256. As a FORMER Tory activist of 29 years, I despise what the Conservative Party has become. Damn them to hell.
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  17257.  @JagdgeschwaderX  Every part of your comment is true. Then there was the problem with sub-post offices. Dozens of persons were falsely-convicted of stealing £thousands. All were imprisoned. Most were bankrupted. Some committed suicide. Decades passed before it was realised all of them were 100% innocent. It'd been a glitch in the PO's own software. Would I trust the criminal justice system? No.
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  17258.  @stanleywoodison8699  Decades have passed and they still can't support themselves without the assistance of whitey.
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  17259. Grabbing a criminal who's perpetrating a crime? Works well if both you and the criminal are white. If you're white and the criminal is black, you'll be accused of a hate crime.
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  17260.  @colinmorgan2737  Blair's head on a spike above Traitors' Gate. Yes please.
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  17261.  @johntaylor4084  In an Iraqi prison with a bunch of sadistic psychopathic drug-crazed Jamaican homosexual yardies as cell mates. Please put a concealed camera in the cell and put it on pay-per-view TV.
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  17262.  @VandalJace  QUESTION: I'm a Brit in the UK. I've read that a person who's been charged with a felony in the US can't stand for office. Is that true? Charge Trump with a fake felony and he can't stand the 2024 election.
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  17263. @kinelll That's a waste. Better to use it as toilet paper.
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  17264.  @kungfutzu3779  Churchill was a first-rate journalist and historian. He went to the Sudan and South Africa as a journalist first and a soldier second. Perhaps there are images of his paintings on line, but I haven't looked. Hitler's paintings depict a literal view of the subject, as though he were an architect. Churchill interprets light in a way that late 19th century painters would've envied.
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  17265.  @thosdot6497  Agreed 100%.
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  17266.  @michaeltimson4048  Douglas Bader was a force to be reckoned with. A lesser man would have perished.
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  17267. It's a gay bloke who's greased-up with KY jelly.
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  17268. The entire British establishment is corrupt beyond redemption. There's a scene from the movie "The Medusa Touch". Richard Burton has telekinetic powers and intends to bring down a great cathedral (meant to be Westminster Abbey) on the heads of the entire British Parliament. I wish I had that sort of power. I would leave no survivors.
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  17269. FIRST 'cos I've got white privilege and systemic racism works in my favour. The BBC told me so.
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  17270.  @johnlathwell7667  Oh dear God no, the Stirling was bloody awful. You're correct about the spelling.
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  17271.  @TortoisePageant  haha! Well-spotted!
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  17272.  @cornishhh  We've got a grandstand view of the collapse of western civilisation.
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  17273.  @vickie5706  Diane says it'll take at least eleventy twelve years.
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  17274. Good analogy.
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  17275.  @Laughing_Chinaman  Oh for phekk's sake...
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  17276.  @Laughing_Chinaman  I left a short reply to you earlier but it's disappeared.
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  17277.  @Jeff-cn9up  EVERY comment which I leave about the g a zz p ipp lyne in the ball tick see gets automatically rendered invisible. Hence my creative spelling.
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  17278. @The Anti-Propagandist EVERY comment I leave about the dude who hanged himself in a cell after shenanigans on his pry vitt eye land gets rendered invisible. That's because I commented that it was a hun neee pott operation by D A S S O M, to get blackmail-worthy images of VIPs fooking under age kids. If we're forbidden to mention it, the story must be true.
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  17279. Please search YouTube for: - "Cyclists - red and green - learn the bloody difference".
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  17280. THANKYOU from this Brit for the Glorious Revolution of 1688 here in England! A Dutch-funded revolution which put a Dutchman and his English wife on a shared throne! The basis of many English reforms and freedoms ever since. Make Orange Great Again!
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  17281. Putin will be dangerous if he wins this war. Putin will be ten times as dangerous if he discovers he's losing and can't win.
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  17282. Consider the case of Stefan Kiszko, falsely imprisoned for murdering a little girl, even though the evidence definitely proved he couldn't have done it. DNA evidence revealed the real murderer, decades later.
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  17283.  @Fridaey13txhOktober  EXACTLY!
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  17284.  @malachitemoondance1086  Lots of very bad - VERY bad - things have happened to many of the people who are leaving comments here. We don't boast about them.
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  17285.  @malachitemoondance1086  She can't stop talking about it.
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  17286. I'm looking forward to Peter Griffin getting one. Claveland: "No no no no nooo...!"
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  17287.  @skepticalbadger  Yeah. If stuff like a bubble canopy and a laminar flow wing make the Spitfire a Mustang, the Tempest was a Mustang as well.
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  17288.  @JDWDMC  Agreed. And the later Spits all had Griffons.
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  17289. You can always pick out the vegan in a crowd. He/she is the one who looks sickly and pale.
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  17290.  @b17vic  "The Medusa Touch". Burton being Burton. The producers tried to increase its appeal in overseas markets by putting in a French actor as a copper.
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  17291. Deserves a statue.
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  17292.  @LiberalsGettheBulletToo  I don't know who burned the Reichstag. There's something wrong with banning its investigation. I don't know where the pandemic started. There's something wrong with banning its investigation.
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  17293. Johnnie Smugface is yet another prick to be refused.
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  17294. I recall the story of the submarine HMS Thule. During WW2, it delivered arms and explosives to the resistance who were fighting the Japanese. The British knew that those weapons might be used against themselves after the war. They only supplied explosives with a short shelf-life in warm damp jungle conditions. The guns had weak firing pins and would quickly self-destruct.
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  17295.  @whitelines3097  I doubt that Simon deletes anybody. I know from my own experience that using certain phrases or words renders my comments invisible. leftists have falsely reported my comments as H-speech in the past. The algorithms recognise the phrases and delete anything similar. Hence the need for cre4t1ve 5pell1ng. I click on "9 Replies" and only three are visible.
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  17296.  Black Lesbian Poet  Did they have penises?
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  17297.  @testudohorsfieldii7052  Slavery, empire and conquest were like the sun and the rain. They were naturally occurring. EVERYBODY did it. The north American tribes fought each other, carried out their own pogroms and took slaves CENTURIES before the first Europeans arrived. Don't go blaming Whitey just because they did it better.
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  17298.  @testudohorsfieldii7052  All of your previous comment.
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  17299. I don't recall Tatchell being outraged, when BBC comedians made jokes about killing white people or throwing acid into the face of Nigel Farage.
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  17300. A long, cold winter coming? That's why BLM wants to burn shopping districts. A big fire keeps everyone warm. (Can anybody see this? I suspect YouTube has shadow-banned it.)
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  17301. I call it the "clot shot". Please spread this phrase widely. Unlike covid.
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  17302.  @splaffyduck5787  No, but rereading the comment, I'm reminded of the movie "Hannibal". There's a scene where Hannibal asks Mason Verger to smile like he did whilst sexually abusing children. Then Hannibal gives Verger an intoxicant, and encourages Verger to slice his own face off. Which seems fair.
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  17303. Can we send all of them to Scotland and then grant the Scots independence? (With apologies to any Scots reading this. I don't mean it.)
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  17304.  @georgehetty7857  Yeah you've done it. But the BBC blames Brexit.
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  17305. And we should trust ANY of these sh*tty liars because...?
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  17306. 30 years from now, the UK will resemble Haiti crossed with Islamabad. Think of the former Yugoslavia in the 1990s. But worse. Gold will be more useful. And when it happens, the BBC will blame Brexit.
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  17307. The Germans expended huge amounts of effort and money in projects which were absolute crap.
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  17308. I'm hoping for a Ugandan invasion of the UK & US in order that they can overthrow our governments and liberate us.
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  17309.  @darrenleejones3516  Sadly, you're correct. Good news: Russia is bigger than Australia.
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  17310.  @Tourist1967  Your comment is needlessly offensive and does you no credit. Persons in unsafe vessels in international waters may be legitimately rescued, and returned to their point of embarkation. Several different types of vessel might be used, including "landing craft", "landing ship" and "assault craft". Some might be rigid, others semirigid.
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  17311.  @williamtell6750  I'm sorry, there are too many comments and I don't know which comment you replied to or which of your comments I replied to. Live long and prosper, Will.
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  17312.  @3879keith  THANKS! Please post this link widely.
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  17313. Most Conservatives aren't conservative. Most cabinet members are barely British.
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  17314. What happened to the hundreds of corpses? I hope they were burned to ashes and thrown away.
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  17315.  @10whiten99  Nazis were leftists. "German National Socialist Workers Party". The difference between Nazis and communists is that one founded their philosophy on class struggle, whereas the other was race struggle. Similar situation with Italian fascism. Both Mussolini and his father were socialists who'd been arrested for their far-left activism. The difference between Mussolini and regular communists is that he favoured the Catholic church and was prepared to work alongside capitalism.
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  17316.  @nicholasmorrill4711  Ack-ack-ack.
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  17317.  @TayWoode  R ace ists stole your keys. But climate change was caused by Diane Abbott f4rt1ng.
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  17318. I wonder who set this up.
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  17319. It would be unkind and cruel. Imagine you're a copper who'd locked up paedophiles and gangsters. Do you want nutters to see where you live with your wife, children and elderly parent? Regardless of legality, don't f*ckin' do it.
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  17320.  @zachjones6944  Nuthin wrong with that. I dislike tattoos. They evoke a reaction in me that the tattooed person is a petty criminal. A former neighbour of mine was an ex-submariner, who spent decades in the RN. Tattoos right up both arms. A great bloke. It's the context. Visiting brothels, tattoo parlours and drag shows in Singapore or Hong Kong is what being a sailor is all about.
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  17321.  @markb3915  Hypocrisy. Go woke and kill people. The laws of physics are unforgiving.
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  17322. Good comment. Please repeat widely.
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  17323.  @julieclark8976  This would be funny if Quagmire did it in Quahog.
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  17324.  @brendahines4153  Sad but true. Also, my comment is supposed to have 2 replies, but I click and only yours is visible. Somebody used phrasing which the algorithms don't allow.
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  17325.  @1234cheerful  St. Paul's will become the biggest mosque in Britain.
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  17326.  @craigparker4108  The time-scale of this investigation will be spun out. Five or ten years will pass before we get a result. This will allow sufficient time for Brandon to die.
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  17327. Unlike Johnny Depp, Harry has too little testosterone to escape from his nasty wife.
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  17328. I reckon you're third. If you're black, you could sue somebody for waycism.
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  17329.  @Saint_nobody  This part is true!
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  17330. The police had ONE job, because the Commons isn't presently sitting and no Members were present. They had ONE job. Just ONE fooking job. Only one. Nothing else because there weren't any MPs. Protect the House of Commons from damage. That's it. Nothing else. But the fooking police were so woke, incompetent and lazy they couldn't do the ONLY job they had.
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  17331.  @gort8203  Damned right. But the internet is full of numpties, claiming the swept wing was a product of advanced German design.
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  17332. Hate them back? That's how I feel about the BBC.
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  17333. I wanna boycott people who are Anglophobic.
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  17334. ...worst day SO FAR.
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  17335.  @vodaredhill1704  The Jesuits are the provisional wing of the Catholic church.
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  17336. James May chatting on a park bench is better than Top Gear without him.
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  17337.  @Beefyst  Everybody cared but we were told it would never happen, the government is stopping it right now and to shut up or we'd be branded waycists.
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  17338.  @good1day726  I hope nobody nukes Russia. It's a big place, and the European peoples will need somewhere to flee to.
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  17339. Peter Griffin was right. Shut up Meg.
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  17340. @phoebecaulfield4062 Remind me... what did Peter, Lois and Brian say to Meg?
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  17341.  @paulneville7154  I suspect BG knows stuff about top-level executives. They probably did boys and cocaine together during the 80s. Putrid pervs hang out together.
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  17342. I wish we had an electoral system which gave independents the chance of getting into Parliament. UKIP only got elected to the European Parliament because the Westminster system wasn't used. Geert Wilders only got elected because the Dutch electoral system is different from ours.
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  17343.  @adrianshephard378  Yep.
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  17344. YIPPEE !!!!! LOVELY !!!
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  17345. If a blacque person had shot a huwhight person, she'd be the first to defend him.
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  17346.  @Kemalist188-o2c  Bad things happen in 5hlt-h0le countries.
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  17347.  @darrenheapy1265  You give a 5h!t about your safety. Lots of Indians do that in public in the street.
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  17348.  @jiminswriter4209  No. The line is from "Airplane!", referencing "Midnight Express".
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  17349.  @craigboden9455  Russell Brand molested my hamster. Gimme munny or she'll squeal and tell all.
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  17350. Should be on the end of a rope. Nazis were sentenced to death at Nuremberg, for waging "aggressive war". Same should apply to blair.
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  17351. 50 years from now, Britainistan's new rulers will claim, "Britain never existed as a Christian country".
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  17352.  @thorpsewinglessons5913  Taking this video's title, I wrote, "50 years from now, the Britainistan caliphate might claim Britain was never a Christian country".
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  17353.  @readmylisp  I suspect it was Biden who stole Peter Griffin's shirt.
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  17354.  @realnapster1522  No.
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  17355.  @aduanetwum1941  I didn't overlook that, but everything in your comment is correct.
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  17356.  @jonhall2274  In other words - YOU DON'T KNOW EITHER! That's why it's described as a mystery! Coming soon: A History Channel special about lizard space-aliens in Nazi flying saucers, anally-probing allied generals. Maybe.
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  17357. John used to be a Guardian-reading leftie who campaigned for the Liberal Party. Now John's brand of leftism is regarded by the Left as a far-right racist bigot.
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  17358. I hope nobody bans me from YouTube for using a fake identity.
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  17359. Same thing happened when Joe Biden mistook the Pope for an African-American sports star and then pooped his pants.
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  17360. November 5th is a special date here in the UK. It's the date when, just over 400 years ago, a traitor was arrested for trying to blow up Parliament. It's been commemorated every year since with fireworks on November 5th. Trump needs to save the USA from the traitors who seek its downfall.
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  17361.  rachel evans  The comment deserves a wider readership. Please repeat it everywhere yo can.
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  17362.  @ladyfreddie7513  The CCP must be very proud of Cho Bei Din.
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  17363. What happened to the UK after the end of white rule?
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  17364. Jesse Owens. Joe Louis. Arthur Ashe.
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  17365.  @disbeafakename167  YES.
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  17366.  @darrengooding8785  Are you a friend of Toast? He's being doing Othello in blackface and Mrs. Purchase has blackface makeup smeared across her boobies. Is there a connection? (Confused persons should search "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  17367.  @RedwolfDogrocket  I don't know!
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  17368. As a Pastafarian, I regard every manifestation of the Abrahamic god to be stoooopid. But Christians are welcome to continue with their irrational beliefs, as I am with mine.
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  17369. The West will pay a bit more but we'll be OK. In Africa, millions will starve. But it's good news for potato-farmers.
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  17370. Global end of human civilisation.
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  17371.  @Unhinged_rant_starts_here  Putin's propaganda would spin "We nuked Nazis" for 15 minutes until American, British and French nukes arrived on his propaganda building. After that we'll all be in a nuclear wasteland.
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  17372.  @Unhinged_rant_starts_here  I notice that when I click on "View 3 replies", your reply of 17 minutes ago disappears. YouTube regularly censors comments which oppose its narratives. Looks like the spinning of propaganda has already started.
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  17373.  @Unhinged_rant_starts_here  Your previous reply has disappeared! That's OK if you deleted it. YouTube tends to be very bossy these days.
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  17374.  @vernonsheldon-witter1225  "Troll commentary"? YouTube sometimes deletes comments and entire channels for questioning the ethics of the covid lockdown. A bit like the Catholic church, which burned people alive for claiming the Earth orbits the sun.
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  17375. Both Bob Marley and Mary Seacole had white fathers, who were officers in the Royal Marines and the British Army. Not much racism being shown by the white officer class.
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  17376.  @IAm-NotHear  Mainstream broadcasters prefer not to reference mass shootings by transgender or BAME people. Shootings by hu ite nutters are given high priority.
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  17377. Yeah. Horrible. The gun on mine was bent.
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  17378.  @seanknapton7449  Nah, I want Lord Ortega to wear a condom.
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  17379. Pat Pattle (South African ace, RAF, north Africa) downed plenty of Italian biplanes in his Gladiator.
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  17380. Well yeah, we ARE idiots. Otherwise the entire government would have their heads on spikes above Traitors Gate.
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  17381. Biden followed orders from his friend Xi Ping, president of what Pelosi claims is one of the most free nations on Earth.
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  17382. RADCLIFFE: "Somebody said something I disagree with. Nobody is ever allowed to express an opinion which I disagree with. You are forbidden to say ANYTHING unless you've cleared it with me first. I am suspending your free speech in defence of liberty. Yeah Yeah. Shut up you fascist. Yeah".
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  17383.  @HenryRose222  Half are radical and the rest are female.
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  17384.  @ferni7335  I left a reply RIGHT HERE five minutes ago but it's been deleted. I wrote, "Half are radical and the other half are women, too terrified to state any opinion in case their husband kills them.
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  17385. Unlike the Kaiser, the failed Austrian painter had sufficient courage to put a pistol to his own head.
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  17386. Is it metal or GRP?
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  17387.  @richardelliott8352  THANKS!
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  17388.  @kimrok1  I'd gladly accept a million Poles and Ukrainians, if we could send away a million Pakistanis.
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  17389. Is there a video of him doing it?
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  17390. I'm told the refugees who are housed in multistar hotels are well-fed, fattened-up and taste like pork. If meat becomes scarce, you know what to do next.
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  17391. You're only first because of systemic racism and white privilege. CNN told me so. Biden agrees but he couldn't pronounce the words.
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  17392. COMING SOON: The UK being rebranded as the Caliphate of Britainistan. Sultan Charles I as its ruler.
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  17393.  @leneger9174  Same thing happened to me.
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  17394. MOST PEOPLE: "The Nazis started concentration camps". NAZIS: "No, the British used them first in South Africa". HISTORIANS: "Actually the phrase was first used by Federal authorities during the American Civil War". YOU AND I: "Nazi concentration camps used the same term but were completely different".
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  17395.  @barrazoot1777  I thought the US used them first. Maybe I got that wrong.
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  17396.  @kayoss2306  If you listen very carefully as the breeze rustles the leaves, they're whispering, "I wouldn't rape Jess Phillips".
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  17397.  @goldenthunder1166  The time to worry is when Iain starts licking YOUR backside.
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  17398.  @nonaynever4361  Unity is our strength. I suspect the Mafia feels the same way. Taking as much as they possibly can, and f*ck everyone else.
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  17399.  @FreeAimDog  Sadly for you, you've grown up. As for me - I still enjoy fart jokes.
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  17400.  @FreeAimDog  My only regret is that I don't have a daughter named Meg into whose face I can fart.
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  17401.  @evolassunglasses4673  WEF = Bankers.
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  17402. Jezza should've apologised as in a Monty Python sketch from a scripted 1970s live stage appearance. "We apologise. We're sorry. We're really really sorry. Honestly, we're so sorry. We're really very fucking fucking sorry". Either that or Jezza should've asked the Stig to apologise on his behalf. It'd be a long wait.
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  17403.  @bnanaaasbrown9529  Try Google.
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  17404.  @PeteH0121  Exactly.
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  17405.  @cameraredeye3115  Massive one-sided media bias will tend to have an effect.
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  17406.  @joedot343  Is that you, Clem?
    1
  17407. New news. An update.
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  17408. That electric car - Is it on fire yet?
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  17409.  @kayef5724  Lots of places you can read about this for yourself. The quickest way is to find the Vickers Wellington's Wiki page. I've just looked myself, to help you. The Operational History section starts with 4th September, a raid by Wellingtons and Blenheims on German shipping. Every text book about this era of the RAF will tell you the same. In both world wars, the UK's main priority was always to knock out the German navy.
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  17410. The Conservatives have definitely lost the next general election. I expect something akin to the 1997 result. If Rishi becomes the next PM, I predict a near-wipeout.
    1
  17411. I prefer the Steve Miller Band.
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  17412.  @ronnietexan  Thanks but too late now.
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  17413.  @lars1296  True. But imagine if Prince Harry had taken this advice. Meghan was divorced, she was disliked by her siblings and had fallen out with her father. Based upon all of the available evidence, was Meghan a good marriage prospect?
    1
  17414. If the child was B*_+k, there'd be riots. The Abbott and the Lammy would demand reparations. The Guardian would lead with this story on the front page. Channel 4 news would give a 20 minute segment to the anti-B hate crime. The BBC would create a one-hour documentary, alleging R-ism. The Mum would receive a peerage and the child would get £500,00 in compensation.
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  17415. All the way up and beyond!
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  17416.  @da90sReAlvloc  "Everything woke turns to 5 h1t" - Our Beloved Emperor.
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  17417. Hamas must return the hostages, some of whom have been sexually abused by their kidnappers. No ceasefire until then. Ramadan is irrelevant and deserve no special attention. Hamas attacked Israel on a Saturday. If Hamas ignores religious protocol, so can Israel..
    1
  17418. Would it be OK if Lewis replaced his nose stud with a bone? That'd be more appropriate.
    1
  17419.  @KyleRobinson-qk8oc  fightin' those gay frogs.
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  17420.  @krushagrape786  Wellesley was born in Ireland. He wuz blak n tannd. We wuz dukes n sheeeet.
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  17421. Hahahahaha!
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  17422.  @LeslieBall-x5d  Pigskin ball?
    1
  17423.  @cornishhh  Nah, David Icke only opposes shape-shifting lizard space-aliens.
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  17424.  @stephencollins9062  I think Paul's character was a Geordie. But I'm not sure 'cos I'm a southerner. I think scousers have extra toes whereas Geordies have tails. Something like that. (I'M JOKING!)
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  17425. Admiral Levine must be making Admirals Farragut, Nimitz, Halsey and Spruance spin in their lead-lined teak-built coffins.
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  17426. I demand reparations from the Italian government, following their illegal invasion and enslavement of my islands, 2000 years ago. Ancient British Druid Lives Matter.
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  17427. Another airlift of people with fake passports. Yay diversity!
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  17428.  @AdmiralBonetoPick  I'm in the UK. I've got a BEAUTIFUL 100 year old lace tablecloth with swastikas. My late father worked for Rotol Airscrews during the war. I'm tempted to invent a story about my Dad stealing the table cloth from the test pilot's mess at the Messerschmitt Regensberg works in late '45. Sell it for big bucks.
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  17429. MICK JAGGER: "I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no girlie action". LEFTISTS: "Mick Jagger is a far-right terrorist".
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  17430. Russell Brand groped my hamster.
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  17431.  @garywilliams1194  I was trying and failing to get laid.
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  17432. Funny how the faded pop star Boy George is repeatedly paid to appear on the BBC and his records are frequently played. Yet Boy George was imprisoned a few years ago for a violent sex crime. The BBC looks after their own kind.
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  17433. I'm white British. Years ago, I ran a property with lots of Hong Kong student lodgers. I worked two jobs, a 14-hour day for seven days a week. My Hong Kong Chinese students named me their "Hong Kong landlord" because of my work ethic, a great honour. The virtues which advance civilisation aren't "white", they're common sense. Otherwise known as waycist values.
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  17434.  @anilin6353  As a Brit, I always enjoy the Family Guy specials about Thanksgiving.
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  17435. Let's get this clear. White people have privilege. A half white/half black person has 50% privilege. An oriental person (Chinese, Korean etc.) has what... 30% privilege? How about a half white, quarter oriental and quarter black person? If somebody is TRUE black (properly black from the Congo, not milk-coffee black like Lenny Henry) should they have priority in being offered advancement even if they're as thick as two short planks?
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  17436.  @platonkarataev550  Requires further input from Prof. Gideon Micropenis. Plus Johnny Smugface, the non-binary unicorn and transracial butterfly. The coppers, Johnny and the professor can give each other back-rubs before relaxing in a sauna together.
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  17437. If I was a megalomaniac slaver and paedophile, I too might not like to have my image published widely.
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  17438. References to Michelangelo always remind me of Eric Idle as the artist and John Cleese as the Pope. The Pope said his depiction of the Last Supper had too many kangaroos. The artist asked whether he'd made the Disciples look too Jewish. It's on YouTube, go search.
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  17439. The Greeks coined the word "hysteria", derived from their word for "womb". Hysteria was regarded as an exclusively female emotion. It's unfair to put women into a high-stress situation of this kind. Observe the male officers, anxious but self-controlled. God help us all if this woman was armed with a pistol.
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  17440. Sad reality: Blue is the new red. The Tories are nearly as bad.
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  17441. Andrew is banned because he's too funny. And too truthful. Let's crucify the jester.
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  17442. It's offensive to describe the assailant as a man. Perhaps she's a woman with a penis.
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  17443. There is nothing right wing about opposing our national suicide.
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  17444.  @supremercommonder  Please do a Google search. The information is there, but the BBC declines to report it.
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  17445. Broadsword calling Danny Boy...
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  17446.  @happyapple4269  Assange exposed criminal acts and corruption at the highest levels of US power. Exposing criminals in high places is a crime these days.
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  17447.  @pandjbruno  The people of Totnes only wanted to sit in circles, give each other back-rubs and live in polyamorous sex communes whilst weaving scarves made from free range wool to sell to tourists. Then along comes Sargon in his panzerwagen, spewing hatred and bigotry. Totnes townspeople wept tears of pure soy. Which they bottled and sold to Chinese restaurants.
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  17448. The display needs purple-haired men dressed as women, giving talks about how great it is for women to have penises. Refusing will be a hate crime.
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  17449. FIRST! 'cos I've got white privilege. The BBC claims systemic racism enabled me.
    1
  17450.  @cathunter3874  Correct.
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  17451. White people are prevented from getting TV advertising jobs because of structural racism.
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  17452. Agreed. Or call on somebody like Callum or Carl Benjamin. But no, the BBC chooses to interview anti-vaxxers who are clearly numpties and have difficulty speaking on camera.
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  17453.  @zt7489  I feel your pain.
    1
  17454.  @dovetonsturdee7033  HAHAHAHAHA!
    1
  17455. I've called the police on 101 on perhaps two dozen occasions. I've been walking my dog and I've seen drug-dealing or other offences. I've phoned to give a description of the dealers. Nobody picks up at the other end. I don't try any more.
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  17456. What voters?
    1
  17457. The C of E wants to bankrupt itself. Good riddance.
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  17458. I think we should crowd-fund Richard Hammond as Meg's chauffer. There's no better way to put Meg's car upside-down, on fire and in a ditch.
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  17459. Mahyar is undoubtedly on a hit-list.
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  17460.  @robedwards5709  Funny how lefties like Brand are realising the truth of the (alleged) far right conspiracy theorists.
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  17461. Agreed. But there are loads of YouTube video makers who know excellent click-bait when they see it. And loads of closet Nazis who want to believe this nonsense.
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  17462. One day the native British will rise up to defend the ashes of their fathers and the temples of their gods. And then the 5hit will all kick off.
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  17463.  Jimmi K  UNDERTAKER: "Bring out your dead!" BIDEN: "I'm not dead yet". NURSE: "You soon will be". HARRIS: "It's OK, I'll see he still votes after he's dead".
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  17464.  @rollotomasislawyer3405  I love your name!
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  17465.  @disbeafakename167  ...and drinking Bud Light makes men turn que*r. That's why I'll never drink it.
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  17466.  @M4dM4n96  Yeah but what about the Hobbits?
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  17467.  @georgehetty7857  Search YouTube for "Ray bloody Purchase".
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  17468. @Martin Cultural appropriation?
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  17469.  @JelMain  I myself want a free Julian Assange.
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  17470.  @zyzzzam6348  I wish!
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  17471.  @elainekerslake6865  "I am 'aving a fag!"
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  17472.  @Adam-sd2ow  That works too, but I was thinking "Amber Heard = turd". But maybe you knew that.
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  17473.  @joer9156  Welby is a bit like Jesus. Born Jewish, turned Christian, unsure about who his real father is.
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  17474.  @maryaldeburgh1350  Sad to see how many replies are disappearing.
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  17475. I'm proud of my p*nis, and I'll happily to show it to anyone, anywhere at any time. If I do that in a public place, I'll rightfully be arrested. If a trans-woman does that on a school bus, it's stunning and brave.
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  17476. Is it racist to describe Liz Truss as a dumb blond? If I made equivalent comments about Kwasi, I could be banned from YouTube.
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  17477. If Belfield paid for a barrister and got off free, the barrister's fee would've left him bankrupt. It's cheaper to go to prison.
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  17478. JEREMY 4 PM.
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  17479. If Putin was a woman, Boris would get her pregnant.
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  17480. Any day soon, Simon, the police will come and arrest you for wrong-thought. If that happens, claim you didn't make these videos. Claim they were all made by Alex Belfield with a "deep fake" app to make himself look like you.
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  17481.  @beaulieuonnp593  People are welcome to wear anything or nothing. I'm saying a motorist will have a diminished chance of seeing a dark-clad pedestrian at night, who steps from behind street furniture or a car stopped in the opposite lane, and assumes he has a right of way. Maybe I'll see the guy, just in time. Maybe I won't. Maybe, upon seeing the guy, I'll perform an emergency stop and the car behind me will slam into the back of my vehicle. The pedestrian ought not to have automatic right of way.
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  17482.  @marcusnewey8287  There's a zebra pedestrian crossing near me. It's on the brow of a hill, where it's invisible until you're upon it. The speed limit is 30 mph, but most cars going up the hill are doing 35. It's also on a bend in the road. There's often a queue of cars on the opposite carriageway. So a motorist coming up the hill at 30+ can't see the crossing, and pedestrians walking from right to left will be stepping out from behind a stopped car. The twist in the road and the hill all mean a driver coming up the hill at night will have the headlamps of cars shining directly into his eyes. There is often smashed glass and plastic at the site, showing how cars perform emergency stops so that they don't kill people and get rear-ended. On one occasion a car had slammed into the Belisha beacon and wrecked it. I saw the Council's notice before the crossing was actually put in situ, and wrote a letter to explain. I received courteous rejection.
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  17483. This guy's truck is filled with bull5hit.
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  17484. Biden has a shovel. The rest of us would call a spade a spade. We can't use the word "spade" these days 'cos racism n sheet. Biden got confused. Somebody put two shovels against a wall and asked him to take his pick. BIDEN: "I see two... you know, the things... but I can't see a pick".
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  17485. Tony Blair is worth tens of £millions. His wife and his son are each worth tens of £millions more. Fidel Castro died with an estimated personal wealth of $900,000,000.
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  17486. I never accept advice from a bloke who can't get laid.
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  17487.  @russellbree6458  Any person who offends the Clintons will be unalived.
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  17488. If you believe a crackdown will actually happen, you're more stoooopid than you look.
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  17489.  @SaxonSuccess  Did the cops find children in an underground dungeon?
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  17490. Migrants crossing the Channel are more successful than Napoleon's Grand Army, Kaiser Bill's forces or Hitler's Wehrmacht. They be kangs n sheet.
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  17491.  NPC# 8675309  How to stop teenagers w*nking: Make it compulsory for all teenage males to put a poster of Diane Abbott on their bedroom wall.
    1
  17492. What, with your big b*tt? Your prison might already hold a big drug-crazed Nigerian axe murderer who identifies as a woman. He'll lure you into his cell with ease 'cos you're a stupid moron. Afterwards you'll need reconstructive surgery.
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  17493. Hey, I A S M W A B B - YouTube's automatic algorithms have just warned me against posting my OTHER reply to you, because it's offensive. Is my OTHER reply visible?
    1
  17494.  The_Jaguar_ Knight  THANKS! Sad 'cos it's funny. A polite reference to the name of the person who left his original comment.
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  17495.  @roringusanda2837  Weird how Skynet accepts some comments but hides others.
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  17496.  @thesteelrodent1796  If Hitler had been a communist, he would've murdered even more people. Stalin made Hitler look like an amateur.
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  17497. We should just give up and hand the country to the Taliban. Rishi intends to give the Falklands to Argentina. Cameron will give Gibraltar to Spain. Weight people can't join the Met or the services if a mediocre gay or blick person is available. Hard to know what's worth preserving when the traitors have already given up.
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  17498.  @steveluckhurst2350  YES PLEASE!
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  17499. B E S T R A N T E V E R .
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  17500. Harry and Shamima Begum are soul mates. They both hate the UK and are angry because we don't want them back.
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  17501. What about the flying wing, under which Indiana Jones had a fight in Egypt? You mean - it wasn't a real aircraft? Oh, man!
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  17502. Hello Andy - I'm an ex-ATC cadet as well! Did you ever go gliding?
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  17503. Revelations coming out now about how revellers URINANTED on policemen during the Notting Hill Carnival. Enrichment yeah.
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  17504.  @ron88303  I agree with your comment 100%. The Japs intended to continue fighting, even after Hiroshima. Allied POWs were told that they'd all be murdered immediately allied forces landed in Japan. In some camps, the POWs had been made to dig their own grave-pits in preparation.
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  17505. I want to be a cow orker. Orking is great fun. (Sorry, I just read your comment wrong and became confused. A bit like reading signage pointing to Pen Island.)
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  17506. 68% of all statistics are completely made-up and invented.
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  17507. BBC describes everything it dislikes as far right.
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  17508.  Bully Maguire  Can you think of anybody else who'd wear a skin-tight sky blue bodysuit with a red cape? Liberace perhaps, with sequins. Other than that... nobody.
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  17509. Look at all those far right white supremacist Nazi race bigots, looting and vandalising and... hey what?
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  17510.  @neilthorpe7650  This report says a huge amount without actually telling us ANYTHING.
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  17511.  @neilthorpe7650  Is that you, Clem?
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  17512.  @stuartsummers1303  Interesting. Well done for correcting if it's false. So are you also claiming Bercow ISN'T a lizard space alien?
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  17513.  @josh656  I WANNA SEE THAT MOVIE!
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  17514. You and I paid for their education but they refuse to pay us back.
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  17515. The BBC is confused. They're trying to find some means of blaming all of this on Brexit and the afr irght.
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  17516. BIDEN: "Mffff". NURSE: "Your son is coming, sir". BIDEN: "Mmmmffmm". HUNTER: "Hello Dad, I've got some of your medicine". BIDEN "Mmmm, ffmmth". HUNTER: "Here, sniff some of this up your nose". BIDEN: "(Snort, sniff)... Mmm... that's good". HUNTER: "Want some more, Dad?" BIDEN: "Yeah, gimme some more of that good shit". HUNTER: "Here you go..." BIDEN: "(Sniff)... Yeah, put me in front of the cameras quick, son, before it wears off". HUNTER: "And remember, Dad, don't go touching your nurse's breasts like you did before". NURSE: "I'll go find his pants".
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  17517.  @ssrae-2229  His hair is exactly like mine, but longer. My role model is Diogenes, the ancient Greek philosopher who never washed, shat in the street and m45turb4ted in public. I don't think I could go THAT far, but if bears can grow their hair long and sh1t in the woods, so can Mick.
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  17518.  @martinjackman2943  Correct. And his robes were covered with his own semen. Plus the Hadiths claim he enjoyed sucking the tongues of small boys, but perhaps that's a polite way of saying he actually sucked something else. Also instructed his followers to torture a Jewish man to reveal where he was hiding his treasure. But repeating this could become a crime.
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  17519. @SirSnufflelots It'd be f*ckin' glorious.
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  17520. Interesting video from Simon Webb (History Debunked). 3,000 Afghans are being imported to save them from the Taliban. No mention in the mainstream media. That's another 1,500 British couples who'll never get a council flat. Every Afghan will invite their extended families to join them. So the REAL number of importees will be nearer 10,000. All to be housed and supported at our expense for many years, costing several tens of £millions. But hey, that's OK, Hamas needs supporters at its rallies. Right?
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  17521.  @richardbutler4488  Tony runs an organisation, dedicated to finding peace in the middle east. How's that going? Also, Tony & Wife & Son have a combined wealth of hundreds of £millions. Seems like you and I are in the wrong jobs.
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  17522.  @BusbyTreeSurgery  Definitely true. If somebody's mother was a crack-whore and he never knew his father, I can predict the likely lifestyle for that person's own children.
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  17523. Here's a good idea. We've got lots of illegal Islamic migrants. Let's hire them as HGV drivers. Let's have loads of Islamic drivers, controlling heavy goods vehicles and petrol tankers. Prohibiting them from gaining HGV licences because of their ethnicity or beliefs is RACIST. WHAT . COULD . POSSIBLY . GO . WRONG ?
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  17524.  @MykeLewisMusic  We're showing our age.
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  17525.  @Grawuar  Please search YouTube for "Battle of Britain repeat please". A true story. It happened exactly like this.
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  17526.  @keithbarlow8415  Is that you, Clem?
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  17527. If Lincoln had a concealed-carry, he would've shot John Wilkes Booth as soon as the guy stepped into the private box.
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  17528. I want this boat to be attacked by Even Bigger Jaws.
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  17529.  @maxineblick2002  All Blacks on British TV adverts.
    1
  17530.  @maxineblick2002  It's All Blacks on British TV. Always.
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  17531.  @alexdavis1541  Based!
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  17532. Undocumented illegals taste like pork and nobody will miss them.
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  17533. Trans people are funny. Same as everybody else. Trans people don't get a free unique pass at being laughed at.
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  17534. @@mikemongrel5587 Good point.
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  17535.  @divvy1400yam600  I disagree with every part of your comment. But it's your right to express yourself in this way, as it's my right to disagree with you. If you or I were from a specific religious group, we'd happily murder each other instead.
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  17536.  @wrnprdktn  Churchill saw communism as a greater threat. Mussolini was widely seen as a dictator trying to modernise his impoverished country. Nazi rearmament in the mid-30s was a defence against Stalin's USSR advancing westward. My enemy's enemy is my friend.
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  17537.  @heybabycometobutthead  It's tough to keep so much bull5hit in his mouth and still speak.
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  17538.  @jennieguy8625  Prof. David Starkey is a p0ofter and firmly anti-woke.
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  17539.  @adriftinaboat3452  "Woke" is a leftist vegan who believes white people are sinful, climate change will fry their soy latte's paper cups and believe the best future for humanity is that we all live in polyamorous LBGTQ communities and introduce our children to minor-attracted persons. "Based" is the opposite.
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  17540. I'd like the illegals to be housed in the royal palaces. KC3 might then advise his PM, "One thinks it might be better not to allow these people into the UK". Until then nothing will happen.
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  17541. I left a comment here yesterday which has been deleted. Did you see it? I wrote something like, "Start housing the illegals in royal palaces and then there will be some kickback".
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  17542.  @Swordofswordom  Stewie made a robot for Brian.
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  17543.  @ashishpatel350  We need Bender the Robot. "DESTROY ALL HUMANS!" Nobody can call him racist.
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  17544.  jhøñ fřæñçī§ž  Hi.
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  17545.  @somebloke13  Impfung = German for vaccination.
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  17546. Anglophobia. They hate us because they're jealous.
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  17547.  @eileenpritchard9154  Break the BBC into its component parts. Sell it off as a privatisation.
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  17548. She can sit on my face any day... Oh no, I've just been misogynist! She's much too pretty to fancy me anyway.
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  17549. GB News discovered he lied in his book about how he was told of the Queen Mum's death. Perhaps Harry also lied about how he lost his virginity. I suspect Harry lost his virginity to a trucker in the public toilet of a motorway service station.
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  17550.  @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658  Not bad for a gay man.
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  17551. The cabinet has been saying the same thing for several years.
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  17552. I suspect alcohol kills the covid. There's as much evidence for that, as there is for masks working. Prove me wrong.
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  17553. Is there some way to hack the BBC?
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  17554. Can't say "mother" without gun-toting child-murdering trans-people getting upset. I suppose that makes it a trigger word.
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  17555. King James was a nasty piece of work who participated in torturing victims in person. I'd be happy if King James was non-white.
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  17556.  @IeremiasMoore-El  What?
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  17557.  @andrewlock9250  Yeah but being vegans, they're all very weak and easy to kill. Yet they still taste like pork.
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  17558.  @richtea615  There's truth in your comment.
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  17559.  @Bobmudu35UK  Draining the swamp? The Conservatives BECAME the swamp.
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  17560. I used to have a great "Ladybird" book about him.
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  17561.  @angiebabe2813  A pig has better judgement than the man in a wig.
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  17562.  @adenwellsmith6908  Got to wonder at the poor judgement of the Green Party activist who would select the pig in a wig as their candidate.
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  17563. Agreed. Nice bit of impartiality there, NOT. Now watch "2000 Mules". Reminder: Dinesh D'Souza didn't kill himself.
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  17564.  @daniel.d2150  Charlotte Mosque.
    1
  17565. Horizon scandal. Skynet is creating itself.
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  17566. Yeah but Trudeau claims you achieved this via systemic waycism and white privilege.
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  17567. The EU and the WEF love Big Pharma but despise small farmers.
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  17568.  @sonnyirish3678  Doug and Dinsdale.
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  17569.  @sonnyirish3678  Yes. And I love your reference to the Python sketch.
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  17570. He's the kind of guy who goes on his knees for black men. In public toilets.
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  17571. Orthodox Christianity is the Real Thang.
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  17572. My number one favourite film. I named my dog Spartacus. A great name until we went to the vet. We'd be in the waiting room with other dogs and owners. The vet would enter and ask, "Where's Spartacus?" One by one, every dog stood up and said, "I'm Spartacus".
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  17573. Resembles the January 6th "insurrection" but with greater violence.
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  17574.  @Ineverreadreplies  Some areas of big cities are less than 30% white. The remaining white people are too elderly and poor to move away. That area's drug dealers and thieves will be young black males. Hence a young black man with a big coat in hot weather looks suspicious. Same with people wearing haversacks in railway stations. Who might be the suicide bomber? a.) The group of giggling Scandinavian teenage students, or - b.) The lone sweating frenzied-looking Arabic male? It's not racial profiling. It's common sense.
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  17575. Farage could never lead the Conservative Party. The few remaining Tory MPs will all be so woke, they'd never accept him. Right now at this very moment, his opponents are trying to find someone who'll accuse him of almost touching a woman's bum in the 1980s. Or a tax evasion which didn't actually happen. Or saying a hurty word.
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  17576.  @keithwhittygmail  Good comparison.
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  17577.  @keithwhittygmail  Agreed.
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  17578.  @sarcasmunlimited1570  National Socialist. Can't get clearer than that. Mussolini was a socialist activist. He and his father were repeatedly arrested by the police for their leftist activities.
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  17579.  @kingsleymcneish3610  The WORST doctor is the gay African, hired by the BBC. I doubt he even passed his Time Lord qualifications.
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  17580.  @buildertrash4102  Yep. There are several topics which I can't mention on YT, because somebody falsely-reported my comment as h8-speech. My comment is rendered invisible whenever I use certain phrases.
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  17581.  @Porkypies6m  I replied to you yesterday but it's disappeared.
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  17582.  @strongback6550  I like that phrase about winter. Next, "springtime for..."
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  17583.  @sylviadrummond7293  Confused.
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  17584.  @vercingetorixwulf9298  Me too. I keep getting banned. I like to take the name of secondary characters in TV comedies. I was previously Dennis Moore, a Python reference.
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  17585.  @georgehetty7857  You again, George!
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  17586. Let's be clear (despite my cre4tive 5pelling): J E and GM ran a h uunniipott operation on behalf of D A S S O M, to video princes and polly tishuns groping adolescents. This info would be used to blackmail them. Oldest game in espionage, and EVERY country does it. The FBI discovered the plot and closed it down.
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  17587.  @missworm  Is that you, Clem?
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  17588. US & UK WILL STAND OR FALL TOGETHER. Right now, it's hard to know which of our countries has the worst leader.
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  17589.  @theoneforgaveme  I left a polite inoffensive reply here yesterday. Skynet has deleted my reply.
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  17590. Yeah 'cos you used your systemic wh ite privilege and benefitted from oppressive waycism. Says the BBC (probably). Your ethnically-adjusted position is 79th.
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  17591.  @mrpopparouni8571  I click on "Replies" and yours disappears. It's hard to know why the algorithms refused to allow your comment to appear. Authoritarian? Yes. Right wing? No.
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  17592. We need more blind fighter pilots. Otherwise it's waycist. Or something.
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  17593.  @differous01  I click on Replies and yours disappears. You've triggered something in YouTube's algorithms, which means you've used a phrase they regard as hate speech. Regard yourself as lucky. William the Bastard would've had your tongue cut out. YouTube only hides your comment.
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  17594. King often dislikes how his books are made into films.
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  17595.  @thetruth45678  The Godfather insists upon itself. A fat bloke from Rhode Island told me so.
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  17596.  @eastenderirl7607  At least if I was gay, other gays wouldn't murder me if I went straight again.
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  17597.  @FMK03  Writing the word correctly might trigger YouTube's algorithms into cancelling me. Same with the N-word. Gays and black folk use those words about themselves all the time, but if I adopt the terminology my comment might be rendered invisible.
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  17598. I'd like the Israelis to call in an air strike on Hamas in Rochdale.
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  17599. AY UP LOTUS EATERS! (A comment which 2 Tone might endorse 'cos that's what he leaves on these videos.)
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  17600. People who are too thick to understand what the fork they're talking about will automatically assume it's wray zist. Also, at the 1.45 point - is a "caveat" something which gay people wear around their necks?
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  17601.  @Gotcha6666  The collapsed bridge was caused by four things: Trump, white supremacists and... oh c'mon man! The thing!
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  17602.  @connievida4089  Joe was on the balcony, standing next to MLK jr when he was shot.
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  17603. Mordaunt is an example of what could have been avoided if abortions were more readily-available in the 1960s.
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  17604.  @ShadiC636  Somebody thought "trains" was spelled "trans".
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  17605.  @scentsoftravelmeditation  Please repost in English.
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  17606.  @scentsoftravelmeditation  What? English, please.
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  17607.  @Lydiard91  Diverse people are welcome here as well. Be polite, as I am. They're not excluded in any way. But apparently I'm a waycist because I shared the countryside and they chose not to.
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  17608.  @octoslut  You can't spell slaughter without laughter, and the 2nd didn't prevent vote-rigging during the presidential election. Neither did it help on January 6th, when the only person killed was a liberty-loving ex-servicewoman. Consider the number of illegal weapons in the hands of US criminals and anti-white racists. The 2nd delivers slaughter and not much else.
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  17609.  @dazthemod69  Sad but true.
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  17610.  @sorguvasfen2426  As a Brit, I can tell you it's all true. But the number of people who recognise this tiny. We're like passengers on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. Nearly everybody on board assumes it'll be all right. The officers on the bridge know what they're doing. Scarcely anyone realises the horrific tragedy has been set in motion and cannot now be averted.
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  17611.  @georgehetty7857  There were two comments here when I arrived. One had something like "48 seconds ago" on it, and Britspa's had something like "59 seconds ago". But I distrust Skynet anyway.
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  17612.  @georgehetty7857  Awwww come on, I'm as certain about the trustworthiness of YouTube as I am about Mrs. Purchase's fidelity. (Confused persons should search YT for "Ray bloody Purchase".)
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  17613. Diane Abbott can count all the fugees on the fingers of one hand.
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  17614. Watch the entire video. Makes sense if you watch all of it.
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  17615.  @jameswhite7997  Oh definitely!
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  17616. Everything Jezza, Hamster and the Captain said about SAAB appears to be true. As an Alfa owner, I know everything they said about Alfas is true as well. Wonderful cars, but they will eventually leave you stranded.
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  17617. Macron is sending French troops to help the Ukrainians surrender.
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  17618. I'm white. I've been stopped and searched, several times. No big deal. Unlike these B people, I can't claim R-ism. In big cities, most of the drug dealing and the knife crime is perpetrated by B people. Should the coppers equalise the statistics by seeking out and searching elderly Jewish ladies and middle aged W people, just to say "We're not R-ist?"
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  17619. Who would've thought a socialist Pakistani mayor could run London into the ground. Almost as bad as the Indian prime minister is doing for the UK.
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  17620. Churchill fought against the literal white supremacists. So now he's a white supremacist for doing so. Bizarre.
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  17621. Too busy going down on their knees before the BLM (burn loot murder) and the BBC (big black cocks).
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  17622. Coppers here in the UK have protected kiddy-fiddlers for decades. I mean - they can't grass up their mates from the Masonic Lodge, can they?
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  17623.  @davidbouvier8895  Idris Elba as a trans person. Rainbow wode.(EDIT - woad.)
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  17624.  @davidbouvier8895  Thanks. *Woad*.
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  17625.  @darrengordon-hill  Simon is indeed painting a target on his own back. An angry person from a peaceful religion might take it into his mind to carry out an attack. He will claim in court that he was provoked, because Simon is encouraging hatred and waycist terrorism. Not guilty of murder, only manslaughter, out in two years, sells his story to the BBC.
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  17626. Useful to compare the Do 17 Flying Pencil with the Handley Page Hereford / Hampden.
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  17627. Hahahahaha!
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  17628.  @ummnailah2991  Never way sist. Sometimes Jim used stereotypes, as did Lenny Henry. Difference is: Jim is funny.
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  17629.  @robbiekop7  Coutts are a bunch of *ankers.
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  17630. Lots of pro-Nazi nutters leave comments praising the NEXT generation of Luftwaffe fighters. The ones which never actually got built or flown. Meanwhile, US & UK designs were creating stuff like this and the DH Hornet. No matter what the Germans had on their drawing boards, the UK & US had much, much better.
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  17631. Misleading title. The 190 was superior to the Spitfire V. The clipping and cropping helped at low altitude. The Spitfire IX was equal to the 190. Every Spitfire after the IX was superior to the 190.
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  17632.  @alganhar1  As a Cornishman, I feel your pain.
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  17633. He'll become PM next year. Not because of a huge Labour vote. But because many Tory voters will say "A pox on all of you" and stay at home. If you think it's bad now, just wait a little.
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  17634. Power cuts, food shortages, violence in the streets, a collapsed health system, a useless educational system... yep, that's socialism for you.
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  17635.  @John-kc4cg  A D A M S M I T H > karl marx.
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  17636.  @joshcowart2446  Thanks. Is Shelbyville nicer than Springfield?
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  17637.  @SmoothCode  I've never trusted Jesus since he tried to seduce Lois Griffin.
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  17638. Nah, more like Wayne Slob. Wanted a brown baby. Gave his kids stupid names. But considerably richer than you. Or me.
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  17639. If blackface is waycist, perhaps they should adopt green faces instead. End of problem. There's an old tradition of "Jack in the Green". Next somebody will complain 'cos Green Lives Matter.
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  17640. The Labour plans are nonsense. The Tory plans are nonsense. Nuffin new there.
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  17641.  @terrysadlier8456  I want to start a totally untrue rumour that Gary Lineker burned the k0r4n. That'll shut him up.
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  17642.  @lmaololroflcopter  Accusing people of the R-word is like accusing somebody of witchcraft during the 17th century. Zero evidence required.
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  17643.  @lmaololroflcopter  Sometimes election results aren't faked, they're just "fortified".
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  17644. Somebody beat her with the ugly stick.
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  17645.  @nemo7550  Please Google the Saudi link.
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  17646.  @yonathanisaa6695  No, the cops who twisted the evidence to fit their number one suspect.
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  17647.  @heybabycometobutthead  See?
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  17648.  @leslangsford5109  Haha!
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