Comments by "" (@TheDavidlloydjones) on "X-Machines" channel.

Both of them are the same shape, "round." Coincidence? I think not. I suspect industrial espionage is at work here. If the airlines are not paying royalties to the railroads, this could account for the parlous state of America's commuter rail lines. The FBI should investigate this.
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"miles" an ancient measure of distance, still used in the United States and Liberia. Equal to about 1.609 kilometres, or about 63,360 times the length of some ancient tribal leader's thumb. Nobody knows whether it was his left or right thumb, which is why civilization had to switch to the metric system.
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You need help, Tim. Third door down the hall on the right. Just be careful you don't go to the wrong therapist. Second on the right is the guy handles customers who think naked sqirrels on nature videos are obscene. Fourth is the "Why don't peanut butter and jelly come in the same sized jars" guy.
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@harryniedecken5321 "I've been copper-bottoming 'em, ma'am, for 120 years now, and this is the first time anybody has ever walked in carrying a steel rail under each arm. What a relief, I'm so damn fed up with all these olde iron pots..."
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@John_Morrison The Chinese have it easy: they just copy the shape of the wheels from us. For many years we were protected from the competition: the post office would seize any post-cards sent to China with the word "round" on them. Then they discovered envelopes, and the game was up. That's why it's called a disc-covery.
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But the technical advances are wonderful. Wasn't it a relief when they took down the old one, with the triangular wheels! I'm waiting with bated breath for the video of how they retrained the workers. Can you imagine how hard it must be for some poor old geezer who has worked with triangular wheels for fifty years and then he gets send to retraining? Oh, the horror!
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But people should be warned about the sickening scene around 7:00: somebody has stolen almost an entire aircraft, leaving nothing behind but a single landing gear. We must be grateful to X-Machines for editing out the gruesome sight of the dead passengers which no doubt littered the entire floor, draped wreccked and bleeding over the machines, and so horrible on. Ugh! The groans of the dying have also been removed from the sound track.
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@submechanophobia768 I don't know why you make up these foul, licentious stories. The fact is they are all gathered at a table down at Morrie's, waiting for a waitress to take their order. This is made difficult by the fact that there are 10,372 of them all gathered at a table intended for two or three. Not only can the waitress get near the table, but the line-up at the men's room winds down the street to the Nixon Re-election Headquarters: that's how long these poor people have been waiting for a waitress -- and how amazingly many people there are making dumb commercial advertisement videos on YouTube.
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The Nixon people can't get through either, and as a result three Nixon volunteers have married ex-Morrie's waitresses over the years while the line didn't move at all.
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