Comments by "Tom tonka" (@tomtonka1915) on "Dark5" channel.

  1. The only unsolved crime I care about is who took a dump in the shower at my Birthday Party. And yes there are photos.
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  2. I can fit my own fist in my ass.
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  3. The first one is probably just a bird flying past and now it's getting blamed for being a drone and bringing down hundreds of millions worth of rocketship.
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  4. The first robot keeps trying to escape because one of its' inventors keeps trying to have sex with it.
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  5. I moved marys coffin to sweep behind it. I was the janitor.
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  6. Because I totally know what tissue necrotizing hemorrhagic metalloproteinases are.Pffft which idiot doesn't.
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  7. If I drop my phone in a hole in the ground full of turds , it stays there . What's the bet that poor bastards wife wouldn't leave him alone until he went in to retrieve it . He would rather crawl through other ppl's shit than listen to her nagging all day .
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  8. "While no bunny man records exist,there are instead true reports of an unidentified Axe man who attacked cars wearing a bunny suit" Erm, I hate to do the police's job for them but........I'm pretty sure that's bunny man.
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  9. So the Manhattan project was planned in the middle of the woods by a bunch of guys pissing wherever they pleased . Makes sense .
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  10. The shell shock victim made a full recovery. There is a video about him here on youtube  watch?v=S7Jll9_EiyA
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  11. Only one of my bones has sclerosteosis.
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  12. He's not dead idiots. He just moved to the island. He goes fishing with Michael Jackson and David Bowie and the 9/11 victims on illuminati island.
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  13. lol that last photo could have been anything.
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  14. there is one in every video on purpose. I think it's to get people commenting about it. As you can see it works lol
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  15. What kind of a fucking do-gooder hands in wads of cash they find? If it was me there still be no clues about Cooper.
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  16. I hate the new notification system where you have to go back to the video to postt your reply. So stupid Google. Just put it back to the way it was.
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  17. What awful music.
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  18. No. Everybody does face reveals. He should do an ass reveal
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  19. Now will you do a Hillary video?
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  20. Any animal that only lives in China is doomed.
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  21. There was a Seinfeld episode about that space pen! Funny as fuck too!
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  22. I'm pretty sure he purposefully puts a typo in every video.
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  23. This video was poo.
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  24. So funny watching those guys torment the cat in zero gravity. Cat didn't know what was going on lol.
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  25. I swear you have done this video before, or something similar. Your content is absolute crap lately.
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  26. Cybermat47 no but I am an expert on indistinguishable black silhouettes . This is one of those.
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  27. "at least one local believesthe cluster may be marking a secret treasure buried deep in the forest" - probably the town drunk they spoke to.
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  28. Wait India has a sewerage system? I thought they just shit in the same river they wash their clothes in. And not to hate on India, but they really say asbestos is not dangerous?
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  29. KFC just got like, 10x cooler.
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  30. The tsunami one is a gas bottle. There is video with heaps better definition of it too you just used the shittiest one.
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  31. Erm....So if the drugs in the blender are "destroyed" I guess it doesn't really matter if you were to give me the contents of the blender?
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  32. If a 15 foot high wave of beer came down my street I would consider it an act of god.
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  33. I wonder if a pod of dolphins would save a Japanese person? I would be very interested to know if this has ever happened.
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  34. Yesterday when I sat down to do a poop I had a boil growing at the top of my leg right near my testicles. When I squeezed the boil it popped and was full of blood, no pus. I had to clean the blood off the toilet seat.
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  35. What the fuck is this shit? Good music though.
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  36. it's 5 black people.
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  37. Fred was a goddamn badass.
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  38. This one is pretty boring. The mysterious conspiracy ones are better even if they are mainly nonsense.
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  39. Babushka Lady and Leatherman did 9/11.
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  40. Blissful Insomniac Yeah because us men always jump into big pools of shit when we are trying to show off.
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  41. I mean why is necrophilia such a big deal? It's not like you're hurting anyone.
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  42. Marlborough/Sarina rd in Australia. Also known as the "horror stretch". Many unsolved murders and disappearances going back to the 70's. Hardly any traffic and only 1 fuelstop in about 100km. Texas chainsaw massacre stuff.
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  43. There is a video on youtube about the one day old chicks being killed but it's not a big blade that kills them it's some kind of grinder.
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  44. Blissful Insomniac Believe me we have limits . There is no way in hell I would crawl through shit for pussy . Especially if it were my wife.
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  45. Gotta love that line for the Ohio one "the attacker could be mentally disturbed" Duh, how long did it take for them to figure that out.
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  46. Arrggh not a video with airplanes. Here come the ridiculous 9/11 conspiracy theories. Brace yourself everyone.
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  47. Leo Lopez Why and how does it show that?
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  48. fight fight fight.
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  49. I wish Frenchman would stop fucking their wives and pay Somalis to do it instead so they can film it.
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  50. TheUselessStoner The poop was a rich, pungent aroma. So thick the air could be carved with a knife. Most of my attention was on the boil so I may be mistaken but there were notes of cheese and egg infused with what can only be described as a rotten lemon twist.
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  51. Fuck you Dark5. 10 minutes is too long, the vid moves along too slowly. Make them 5-6 minutes again.
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  52. I seriously doubt number 4 tried to swim from the middle of an ocean lol. Poorly worded dark5
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  53. This clown craze is so stupid. When I was a teenager we used to break into people's houses and steal their things so we would have money to buy weed but yeah this clown thing is retarded. Bunch of delinquents.
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  54. If nobody else is home I'll shit with the door open.
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  55. hehehe. Dirlewanger.
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  56. TheUselessStoner The popped boil had no discernible smell. The poop on the other hand......
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  57. +HaibaneXIII lol that doesn't matter to the tinfoil hat brigade bro.They will just say it's photoshop . They won't believe it til we stick them all in a rocket and fire them at the sun.
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  58. +Aviationlover98 Good question. It's because some retards can't get it through their thick skulls that terrorists with boxcutters did it and so have to make up amazingly complex scenarios where everyone from firemen to bakers to govt pulled off an amazingly elaborate scheme that the majority of people can't see but somehow these youtube cretins can.Hope that helps.
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  59. +MyBoxEdits Bohemian Grove has no janitors . Didn't you read it the elite just piss where they please .
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  60. Bah you should put it in the title that they are all American.
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  61. Jean Lannes copy and paste it into the youtube searchbar, in this window or a new one if you want to keep reading comments
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  62. yeah do an ass reveal, not a face reveal. Be original.
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  63. mmm that water sounds funky.
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  64. Geez the tinfoil hats have all the answers don't they. I suppose you measured its speed with a speed gun on those still pictures?
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  65. James Gaze Nobody said it was a bird that caused the failure apart from one person that was clearly being sarcastic. Actually read stuff before going off about nothing.
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  66. I'm pretty sure Rambo disagrees with you.
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  67. nobody knows if he lived or die. I think they said it was very very cold when he bailed out.
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  68. Masky Cassy I thought it was an interesting anecdote.
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  69. holy crap. This is one of the most desperate grabs for likes I've ever seen and it actually worked. Wtf.
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  70. Royce That's right. I find it really absurd because I'm not the type of  person who needs to be constantly looking at their phone . I could definitely go a few weeks without. Who wants to put a poo phone anywhere near their mouth and face anyway.
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  71. Oh god you did a video about plane crashes.Prepare for this comment section to be hijacked by twoofers.
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  72. Even after the crash that killed 83 people at le mans they still ended up finishing the race,
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  73. I'm glad they didn't just hang the elephant. The bastard deserved to be electrocuted as well.
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  74. poo again.
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  75. Terry Knuckles No I think it was a part of yellowbeard's pirate ship.
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  76. Krystal Lioness I can't find anything that says it is definitely the wheel. I don't think it is verified. It's a theory as far as I can find.
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  77. What about the abandoned house in my street? That place gives me the creeps.
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  78. Some interesting things on this channel but too much conspiracy nonsense.
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  79. And then the bird did a poop and flew away.
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  80. Yeah buddy I'm sure Kanye's meltdown is to cover for the illuminati secretly killing Assange.
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  81. TheWatcher743 lol who cares if people like drugs. Get the stick out of your ass.
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  82. mediocre again
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  83. 2:45 pretty sure it's martialled not martialed
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  84. MoonstonePearl21 I'm pretty sure the ink relies on gravity to come out the end.In the Seinfeld episode they were saying you could write upside down with it.
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  85. Play-Doh I question whether Alex Jones really is a theorist. I think he is a clever man who likes to take money off of idiots.
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  86. ZAHIDEE9 there's a few of them just search up "baby chickens in grinder" in the youtube searchbar.
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  87. imagine me ahoaohahahhahaha My name is frank Bararararrrararra I am GREEDY fafafafungfafa
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  88. Killa 701 Wasn't painful at all. The bastard was ready to pop and all it took was a gentle squeeze and the juices flowed. It was very relieving.
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  89. TheSpacecraftX or a man's money.
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  90. When I die the sickos can have my body and fuck me in every hole for all I care, it won't hurt. And if they end up doing me instead of abducting a kid then doesn't that make my corpse a hero?
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  91. Batman Bin Suparman.........Awesome.
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  92. Sir Monkeys You know hurricanes aren't isolated to the USA and the carribean
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  93. Krystal Lioness ah k.
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  94. newguy90 I would use it to buy a big bag of weed or meth and then sell the drugs so the cash is clean and then someone else has to worry about the cooper bills.
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  95. newguy90 erm anybody can do it . It's not that hard nor is it confined to the mafia.
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  96. William See Yes if I know who it belongs to I would, I'm not a cunt. But as ThoughtTank says if it's just a wad of cash in a forest or in the river that shit is mine.
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  97. What's going on dark5? Your videos have dropped in quality in recent times.
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  98. Sometimes the illuminati fly aircraft over my house to take photos of me while I poop.
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  99. Człowiek lol busted.
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  100. The Japanese? Those sandal wearing gold fish tenders!
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  101. TheWatcher743 I only use MY own money for it.
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  102. TheWatcher743 So what if it's EVERYONE'S? My taxes also pay for services that I will never use in my life too so suck it up like everyone else princess. lol you really think every drug user is on welfare and sleeps on a couch. That shows exactly how stupid you are. Plenty of productive members of the community use  drugs responsibly. I'd be willing to wager you are a hypocrite anyway. Or are you gonna try and tell me you've never drunk a drop of alcohol or even a tea or coffee?
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  103. TheWatcher743 lol so you are a hypocrite yes? You drink alcohol?
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  104. TheWatcher743 Yeah, great. Either lying or stick up your ass. I'll let you choose
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  105. TheWatcher743 Then why didn't you answer me the first time and instead tried to change the subject? Sorry bud but us druggies know when someone is bullshitting us, and you fit that bill perfectly, hypocrite :)
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  106. TheWatcher743 lol ok hypocrite.
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  107. +SiGarratt91 A gay dinosaur? A megasoreass
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  108. OJANproject I used to love naan bread.Thanks alot.
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  109. Dirty Launderer It's ok. It was said in fun. These people see a hidden meaning in the skid marks of their undies.
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  110. JustStat Yeah I'm curious too.
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  111. Morcego538 what do you mean?
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  112. Morcego538 Hey fuckface, I asked you a question. What do you mean?
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  113. Your assertion was that people were blaming a bird, which nobody seriously was. You said nothing about drones. This is the internet and I'll call anyone anything I please, fuck face.
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  114. James Gaze Yes I know. All of the worlds' problems can be traced back to me. I should hang my head in shame.
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  115. Oh and that's rather ironic seeing as you started off by calling people idiots for something they didn't even do.
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  116. Nobody did it. The proof is right in front of your face. You really are an idiot, aren't you fuck face?
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  117. +Filip Jakacki Actually the soviets acknowledge the moon landing happened.Something the conspiracy theorists can't get their head around so keep spewing bullshit anyway.
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  118. ***** hmmm you seemed to have missed my point. I said the Russians have acknowledged that the USA made it to the moon.They were enemies at the time so I don't see why they would if the USA were lying.
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  119. Vaultofen 935 Not smart enough to throw rocks at choppers? That's pretty dumb.
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  120. Ben Burns The toilet paper was flushed. Sorry.
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  121. The music in this one was pretty shit compared to most others. Usually it's awesome.
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  122. I would say he was quite mad. Charging machine guns with a sword and bow.
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  123. ThexDuchessxAvenged oh I'm not too fussed buddy.Isn't it possible to undo it?I've never flagged someone before.
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  124. ***** I didn't call them any names....
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  125. kiefac has dank maymays No matter what I say he won't put it back so yeah fuck him lol.
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  126. ***** Nah it's 11am where I am. I will have a few beers later this afternoon.
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  127. ha! His latest video is 6 minutes and it's all because I was rude to him. See being rude to him does work kiefac has dank maymays
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  128. kiefac has dank maymays no it was all thanks to me.
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  129. kiefac has dank maymays Was my pleasure. Farewell then.
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  130. +Mike S hmmm.I'm gonna assume you're a guy coz your name is Mike.......Mike,what kind of a guy has a FUCKING KITTEN as their profile pic.
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  131. ***** Sorry but a lifetime of debauchery and fatty foods has probably rendered my organs useless to anyone. The best thing I could do when I die is let the necrophiliacs have me.
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  132. *****  No it doesn't, because I will still have to wake up eventually and have sore holes. If I'm dead I never wake up to feel it.
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  133. ***** I'm still a solid 7-8/10 on the outside. You're right it would hurt my feelings if they didn't want me.
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  134. ***** Hmmm. Ok fine I will  make a compromise. If the burns victims need my skin then they can have it, but the rest of the body is for the necrophiliacs.
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  135. NNAAA MOOR TORK 'BOWT JOOS EEN MAA THRED YEW BASTADS!!!!  
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  136. +Juan Villalobos why?
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  137. My gamertag is oh I get it now .
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  138. Nivedita Nambalat Well in that case I am disgusted by you. Living your rich, high flying life with plenty of extravagance and never worrying  about money while your very own countrymen starve and suffer from disease. Spread some of your wealth around to those who need it maybe then you would have less things to get disgusted by.
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  139. Nivedita Nambalat Well in the future maybe you should try to not get so offended by my comment which is only stating a fact.
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  140. Nivedita Nambalat Yeah, you're right. I'm sure the rivers are perfeectly clean. Smh.
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  141. Slappy Bigalow Actually I was just throwing their attitude back in their face. I don't take youtube comment sections too seriously.
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  142. Slappy Bigalow I was trying to be ironic. Sorry if you didn't pick up on this.
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  143. Slappy Bigalow Sorry what am I desperate to be correct about?
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  144. Slappy Bigalow I always do.
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  145. Happy Owl What do you mean?
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  146. Happy Owl Well if you are happy to settle for mediocrity who am I to stop you? The content has gone down very far in the last few months.
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  147. lol no he didn't
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  148. If I were rich I would troll them I would fly a helicopter over thhem everyday to piss them off.
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  149. ***** Didn't know that. Every time I've tried to copy a link to another youtube video the comment gets deleted for some reason. That's why I just copied that "watch " bit.
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  150. sergeantbigmac I've never had a problem linking anything except youtube videos. That's why I just put the watch bit up for them. Next time I will try it your way.
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  151. Bitoy Skii  Ha! Thanks! Fixed.
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  152. Tom Brady anyone?
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  153. lol 150m whale.
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  154. So there is video of this? I must see it.
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  155. +SightSetOnSilver probably because that's how it actually happened.
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  156. SightSetOnSilver lol haven't heard that one before.Not.
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  157. SightSetOnSilver Yeah probably. At least I won't have to wait in the queue.
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