Youtube comments of STE7EN 77 (@ste7en777).

  1. she remembers when the "SCIENCE" told us NOT to wear masks
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  2. "the medical deep state strikes again" HA HA HA HA
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  3. "i think you should let me run the country, you run CNN."
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  4. "that's enough, put down the mic"
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  5. i've almost figured out how to teleport
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  6. their voices annoy me
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  7. how can she speak? if i were her i'd be laughing too much to speak.
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  8. i feel like i'm getting over the panic attack
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  9. I too was not entertained by the joke until the desired orgasm. Only disappointment remains.
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  10. i wish eleven stayed dark like when she ran away
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  11. i've been saying the same thing for years if that makes a difference
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  12. people are afraid of dangerous things
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  13. Bored
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  14. what am i?
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  15. he walks around wearing ear muffs and has a pained look on his face all day long
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  16. i've attempted to save and destroy the world many times
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  17. i tried to talk to him this afternoon. he said only ganaan knows how to talk to him right.
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  18. dangerous
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  19. "if you love these people..."
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  20. It's like an emotional roller coaster. a really really tiny one. like being raped 2%.
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  21. he stinks
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  22. i get so worried that nothing interesting ever will happen
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  23. is anything scarier than bullet coming straight at your forehead
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  24. feels like i'm in the room but the room isn't real
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  25. and i can't listen anymore
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  26. when he laughed instead of shooting
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  27. a future worth getting excited about
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  28. he gets excited at all the wrong times
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  29. Discovery thought
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  30. sorry i'm easily offended
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  31. why cant everyone just be nice to each other? whine whine whine
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  32. what if you find a way to make people miserable while selling joy
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  33. hermit crabs were everywhere a few decades ago
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  34. imagine the situation where you have one person who is safe by default
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  35. jiggy who shuh zwah!
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  36. exceptional. an unusual case of something.
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  37. stuck for decades in a walmart nightmare
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  38. the zoologist said i need an interesting environment
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  39. something interesting. i could try to slowly lower my demands and expectations for myself
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  40. my thoughts are MAGICAL
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  41. he loves laws. loves loves loves loves what? LAWS
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  42. im constantly pretending for an imaginary camera
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  43. they're discussing which of them is the most useless
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  44. what if all your imaginary peers were a little stronger than you in different ways
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  45. It's like trying to imagine 2-dimensional version of time. Why stop at two dimensions? I want a fucking time cube.
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  46. butthurt engineers... serves them right for taking reality so seriously. mathematicians don't have time for that shit
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  47. no, i'm more of a math guy. My best friends are ones and zeros.
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  48. parrots can't hold bricks
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  49. most smart people are claustrophobic
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  50. magic comment
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  51. i always feel like i'm observing myself
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  52. so the doctor just left a note on his door that said its not an emergency
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  53. they're a bunch of WHO SSAID THAT WHICH SCIENTIST SAID THAT
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  54. i'm not going to let this continue
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  55. sorry for being mean but i'm uncomfortable so i'm going to keep being mean
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  56. i never accept anything less than magical and amazing
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  57. he's one of very few people i'd let inside my spaceship if i had one
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  58. you should see a maximum angry 5 year old
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  59. and then jesus steps in
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  60. all you have to do is ask science into your heart
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  61. your soul was the small request
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  62. i exist only to protect krypton
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  63. we die every day we just don't remember
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  64. hurry
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  65. trump unleashes new asylum
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  66. where would someone hide a portal
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  67. WHO IS RESPONSIBLE
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  68. <error> i'm not logged in
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  69. left on their own they destroy the earth in a few more decades
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  70. i think there's something wrong with my species
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  71. comment hall of fame
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  72. it keeps getting worse over time
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  73. that's not good
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  74. only the most insane ones get to be in charge that's not good
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  75. unless maybe it's an intentional science experiment
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  76. what happens when you do... this? and the answer is well let's find out
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  77. it's probably going to be a bumpy ride
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  78. too late to turn back now lets find out what happens
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  79. the data of reality appears to be corroding
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  80. in an accelerating fashion
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  81. mere mortals...
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  82. i remember when i was mortal
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  83. i hated it the whole time
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  84. i should just assume that's common
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  85. you know what would be cool is if it turns out i won some kind of contest
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  86. i hope the prize is $2 million and a working spaceship
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  87. that would obviously be the best prize ever
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  88. i want a portal in my closet
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  89. what's the most i can kill in one day
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  90. laws are for happy people
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  91. 25 hiccups
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  92. I needed that
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  93. it's waiting to be deleted planet
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  94. if i'm not happy it's my job to fix it or complain
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  95. i don't like to be bored
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  96. i'm back
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  97. buddy
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  98. when you die in one reality you survive in another
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  99. i only want to kill everybody
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  100. i never saw dog ice cream for sale before so i bought that too
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  101. people speak english. jews speak "english" it's hard to tell the difference.
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  102. there may be no people left
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  103. its just a fun theory
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  104. i hate woke
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  105. i hated it the whole time what's one good day gonna do
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  106. i misbehave as much as possible
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  107. it's like winning at peek-a-boo
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  108. would you like to go to church with me? do you want to give your soul to jesus?
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  109. why are you so good at stressing people out
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  110. I can't catch anything
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  111. fuck people
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  112. i've hated every fucking day
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  113. and somehow the jews made me do it
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  114. this world is too shitty to play ball
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  115. why are they so afraid of comments??
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  116. no one is more curious than me
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  117. i get nervous around people every time
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  118. is that a bad thing?
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  119. the biggest problem is it's not cool to be nervous
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  120. is there a secret? i bet there's a secret that just solves that in two seconds.
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  121. but no one will tell me so i have to solve it the long and scenic and inefficient way
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  122. it SUCKS being dumb
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  123. that's how stupid i feel
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  124. twelve.
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  125. 12 retards and ONE genius
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  126. see if i can figure out which one's the genius. don't tell me.
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  127. you're either amazing or... nowhere else to go
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  128. everyone gets tired
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  129. i have a to do list with JUST ONE THING
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  130. he makes a guy with a bazooka look like a marshmallow
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  131. the american government is in violation of something something standards and is hereby demanded to surrender
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  132. being assholes isnt allowed
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  133. bitchs
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  134. there is no alternative
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  135. this situation is highly unusual. it might be unusual not just for a planet
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  136. so you might say how come crazy shit like this happens all the time and it actually doesn't
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  137. actual consciousness is kind of ridiculous
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  138. it might be rare
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  139. implications...
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  140. very disruptive to the guy holding the blueprints
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  141. i hate that guy anyway
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  142. HOW DO I GET THE FUCKING JEWPAPER
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  143. Casio calculators are smarter than any one person
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  144. I failed at being a pedophile
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  145. I dislike you.
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  146. maybe we should be quiet too....
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  147. leave that to me
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  148. i find a way to kill you dump dump trump
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  149. it was less than 2 dollars so i got it
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  150. heads are louder than fists
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  151. jesus and the beatles
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  152. what's the best response to a worse than nothing dream
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  153. you're such a sunday school teacher
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  154. this is an intentional fiasco
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  155. i got put in jail
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  156. what motivates me? what makes me different?
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  157. i think they think they're in charge
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  158. switch to clip of thousands of protestors some not wearing masks
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  159. i get so angry when people lie to me
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  160. then he talks about the superbowl and laughs oh, the superbowl, ah ha ha
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  161. i still think they should have free suicide clinics for the 2% of people that despise earth
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  162. it's not a decent idea it's an excellent idea
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  163. it's impossible for earth to stay interesting for more than 20 years
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  164. i have no choice because you leave me no choice
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  165. i need to go discover a secret new power or something
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  166. i've got a bunch of scars from fighting with police
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  167. for all...
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  168. what do i think of trump he likes to win he needs to lose
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  169. i want to wear my class 5 mutant pajamas to bed
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  170. a demon makes a mirror that exaggerates flaws
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  171. how dare you desire existence
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  172. what if you took all the words away
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  173. only my perspective exists
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  174. termites are smarter than peop;le
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  175. they never eat the last house
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  176. okay, here's an honest complaint. how can anyone listen to one of his speeches? he's such a bad speaker, i cant leave it on for 1 minute. i dont think anyone can.
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  177. i just aim for over-ruin and miss
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  178. and the slightest of smirks
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  179. i don't care what
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  180. There's choices and there's consequences
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  181. Yleven
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  182. don't try to rescue the princess or anything
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  183. its my manifesto
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  184. i will destroy every fucking money dream
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  185. and i picked julius caesar
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  186. my reputation feels worthless and i kinda like it
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  187. you don't need love
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  188. my mom just fell and banged her head again
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  189. then again that's most of my favorite movies
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  190. you got me
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  191. FURIOUS
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  192. can he do any magic tricks
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  193. how does reality work again? oh yeah i have no idea
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  194. you cant fool me, reality
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  195. are you hiding any big secrets?
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  196. at least two
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  197. you'll never get away with this, reality
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  198. i'm psychic
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  199. what planet are we on again?
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  200. i keep forgetting
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  201. today's not boring why do i still feel bored
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  202. so she has to ask for money so she can appear to be poor
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  203. i've been called worse
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  204. there's a faster way to get boris out of europe
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  205. how does everyone not detest this guy? he's a tub of trump lard
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  206. nobody doesn't want to kill me
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  207. get rid of aaron and i'll stay
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  208. is jesus fundamentally flawed
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  209. bitchs
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  210. put him with the other citizens
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  211. that's impossible
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  212. I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY
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  213. kill all the princes in persia
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  214. it will never be enough
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  215. i should be respectful
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  216. because it has age segregation laws
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  217. i'm a pessimist at home and abroad
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  218. imagine what would happen if everyone forgot how to complain
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  219. the richer the person the stronger the curse
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  220. how does that feel?
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  221. my youtube comments are also MAGICAL
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  222. it's been horrible the whole fucking time
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  223. your smile is beautiful. so what.
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  224. OH AND FUCK THE APA
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  225. merrily merily merily awaying
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  226. the borderman
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  227. YlllY
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  228. it takes courage to lecture about courage
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  229. what happens if you conquer fear in a system that heavily relies on fear
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  230. 10 to 200 lies a day. that's not obviously true.
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  231. hey roy i need a giant
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  232. he-man
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  233. science is canceled
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  234. and then ask him what he's going to do about it
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  235. superman is smug?
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  236. i was loud and dizzy
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  237. I pictured you impressed
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  238. there are no facts
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  239. just a story-teller
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  240. i dislike your clothing and your hair
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  241. i think scientists play with toys all day
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  242. but it would be a disappointing result
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  243. You believe in fairness
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  244. dreams work fine without them
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  245. i'm concerned that everything will stay boring forever
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  246. the horizon is nothing but ocean
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  247. then i shoot the three guys
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  248. i feel like something's wrong
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  249. as opposed to that wonderful feeling when you know nothing's wrong it's definitely not that
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  250. tonight looks boring and difficult to get through
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  251. i feel like no more interesting things are allowed to happen tonight
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  252. i have a whole bunch of nothing hours to get through
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  253. You... got me
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  254. this is no joke
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  255. i visited here a long time ago
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  256. i have a headache
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  257. i think i want to answer how are you with i have a headache from now on
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  258. performance standards decrease a little bit for people with headaches
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  259. having a headache means you can be 40% less polite
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  260. torture devices to extract the truth
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  261. the protesters should protest the protesters
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  262. virtue equals suffering
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  263. why does my closet still have no portal?
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  264. all you triangle pussies FUCK YOU
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  265. someone make that guy shut the fuck up
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  266. but the bullets don't kill you
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  267. everydaysucks
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  268. horror movies
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  269. overruin
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  270. awesome show i'm on season 2 now
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  271. sam is not good at looking casual.
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  272. when people look at you in shock and horror you know you did something wrong
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  273. ability to look casual Sam: 3 average: 5 me: EIGHT
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  274. i can look casual while fighting indians and drinking lemonade
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  275. i make the normals look autistic and awkward and i laugh at them
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  276. what you've never seen um... a ninja before
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  277. science proves that your consciousness is fake
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  278. bitchs
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  279. autism party at my house tomorrow
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  280. only autistic people are invited
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  281. except for zahid he can come
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  282. but casey cant she's too normal
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  283. and sam can come but he's not allowed to talk
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  284. he makes himself nervous every time he talks
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  285. he has to wear duck tape
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  286. actually everyone has to wear duck tape
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  287. its a no talking allowed party
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  288. and music will be brahms lullaby
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  289. the extra relaxing version
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  290. autism party at steven's you have to bring your own duck tape
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  291. but will penelope be okay?
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  292. i'm not exactly pleading for mercy. i am but i'm not. i'm bored.
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  293. you feel like you're in a different place then you really are
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  294. he made 5 titanics disappear
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  295. all i do is look at porn and make fun of god all day
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  296. i was often treated with a lot of disrespect do to my lack of money
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  297. boring for decades are you fucking serious
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  298. ugly fox
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  299. no standards too. i wouldn't embarrass myself like that for 10 x the reward
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  300. actually i'd rather just be shot
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  301. fox is embarrassing
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  302. than
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  303. how do i become less nervous?
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  304. what's one thing i can do?
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  305. something to do with lower standards for myself
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  306. i got it!
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  307. i will pretend to have a headache
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  308. but i wont tell anyone
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  309. better
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  310. if i want to know if it's real or a dream the first thing i do is check for atoms
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  311. Martin Luther King was a pedophile
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  312. no but everyone else is
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  313. cowards and monsters are afraid of death
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  314. everything is toys
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  315. can i choose what happens next
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  316. the APA insists that pedophilia is a mental disorder
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  317. get rid of the retard
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  318. i'm slightly less bored which is barely tolerable
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  319. that's a very detailed intention he has
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  320. humans are the PROBLEM
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  321. it was 8:30. i still remember
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  322. annoyed
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  323. there's only three houses
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  324. maybe i could identify what i'm always afraid of
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  325. in a notice what i was just doing sort of way
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  326. i will do everything EVERYTHING everything in my power to DESTROY MONEY
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  327. <literally joins hufflepuff>
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  328. just a rorshack universe
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  329. status update.
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  330. situation looks temporarily stable
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  331. the next year might be long and slow
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  332. on the other hand adventure could strike at any moment
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  333. life feels a little more sci-fi. that's an improvement
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  334. it's like the difference between being bored and being bored in a spaceship
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  335. i hope this is a huge universe with many inhabited planets. i'll be nice and tell everyone not to go to earth
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  336. earth is possibly the most dangerous planet in the universe
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  337. that's what i like about it
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  338. earth is extra dangerous
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  339. it's not a little bad. it's for connoiseurs of toxic poisons
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  340. but i call it home
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  341. i know earth is the most dangerous because if there were a more dangerous planet not earth i'd be there instead
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  342. trying out my everythingproof supersuit
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  343. "faith not required" it says on the label
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  344. jesus and the fucking beatles ruin everything
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  345. they're not experts on reality
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  346. now i'm not so sure
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  347. its what bad guys do when they get bored. they make evil plans.
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  348. its your fault
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  349. why am i unhappy
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  350. earth is stressful and not fun
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  351. i dont like it
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  352. i'm going to think of evil plans
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  353. all they do is accuse me of poor spending habits
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  354. that's why 6 seconds takes an hour
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  355. oh what else happened on fox news
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  356. i'm not exactly on people's side for obvious reasons
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  357. dont really care whose on my side
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  358. i've got protection so i'm going to annoy everyone as much as i can
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  359. its as obvious as calling a hammer a hammer
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  360. yes he can and he will
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  361. i justified murder to my satisfaction with only a calculator
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  362. so he might not look like much but...
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  363. just think what i could do with two calculators
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  364. how about lets let retardland run for 5 more decades than do something different
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  365. it only keeps on sucking the whole time anyway
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  366. how many decades of that do you want to do?
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  367. what, do you want to do 20 decades of retardland?
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  368. is this trump's idea?
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  369. what about me? i dont want to live in retardland and i'm not leaving
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  370. this sucks
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  371. my life is only tragic
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  372. can we do something different now?
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  373. as long as i have the dagger i feel safe
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  374. <SMACK>
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  375. FUCK MONEY FUCK MONEY FUCK MONEY
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  376. usually it isn't
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  377. i hate this fucking reality
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  378. what is magic
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  379. doesn't this make you like people again
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  380. resisting with everything he has, but making it look like he wasn't trying or noticing
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  381. don't tell me you actually care about this planet
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  382. they made sure i missed the first bus
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  383. decades loom
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  384. fuck money
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  385. maybe i go too far but i'm also very eccentric
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  386. on a train?
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  387. enough complaining i feel a little better but not much
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  388. according to scientific data people are stupid and don't know it
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  389. i don't think trump would have much chance against me in an argument he's loud and immature i would make him look loud and immature
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  390. musk made a super boring machine
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  391. i'm gonna fuckin kill god
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  392. FUCK MONEY
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  393. here come the obedient police
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  394. where does fox find these people
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  395. it confuses god
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  396. i couldn't do her job
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  397. portal
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  398. this really fuckin SUCKS
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  399. observations
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  400. i would say this environment is quite uncomfortable
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  401. i would definitely choose suicide over living here
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  402. but suicide doesnt work for me
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  403. i put thousands of hours of maximum effort into suicide and it still didn't work
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  404. it's a predicament
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  405. but its also a pretty cool story
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  406. in an i wonder what that does sort of way
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  407. hey suddenly its hard to complain
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  408. i dont know whether to brag or complain
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  409. i got tortured and survived
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  410. how did i survive?
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  411. science broke
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  412. but it sounds like bragging which makes me feel guilty for complaing
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  413. brag or complain. choose one.
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  414. brag
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  415. but sometimes bragging makes me stupid
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  416. and in the jungle stupid kills you
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  417. its also stupid to brag about something if you have no idea how you did it
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  418. if a thousand people shoot arrows at you and every arrow misses it's hard to brag about that enthusiastically
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  419. its more like i have no idea why the shark didnt bite me that time but i' getting away from it anyway
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  420. what would be really embarrassing is to think i know how something works, get that wrong, then pay a steep price
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  421. and stupidity is often punished outof obligation even if it wasnt that dangerous
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  422. every time i'm stupid i get punished
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  423. hey that sounds right. maybe the environment is working
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  424. please don't do that
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  425. but that doesn't mean there's no response to this situation
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  426. i want to say something interesting
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  427. shit. the pressure is on.
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  428. i can be interesting
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  429. i can think about death
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  430. death is such a scary topic
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  431. it's my only demand. i never want to see him again.
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  432. poe poe poe poe poe poe poe... lease
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  433. ravenclaw? never heard of it
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  434. i spent years killing myself every day
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  435. i've never said that out loud
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  436. i lost the game because 3+2+3=8
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  437. gargamel
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  438. the solution is obvious
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  439. fuck you
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  440. it reminds me of saying there are things happening over there where no one can check
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  441. i like the actual peculiarity of the situation
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  442. you dont even need to spice it up or anything. it's peculiar right out of the box.
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  443. science agrees with me
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  444. so where does this situation eventually lead?
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  445. the answer isnt obvious
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  446. i strongly suspect it gets better eventually for me
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  447. for scientific reasons
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  448. better days are coming
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  449. i was there since 4am
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  450. to get gravitas you have to be controversial but i said but i said you know but i said he's smart
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  451. this version doesn't count
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  452. DEATH CURSE ON RICH PEOPLE
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  453. he looks sad. is he sad. did i see a tear. that was a tear. is he sad?
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  454. i think someone's LYING about the ATOMS
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  455. this is all jesus's fault
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  456. earth is matterland
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  457. THIS IS FOR SCIENCE
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  458. you seem easily amazed
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  459. now let me drive
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  460. TOO MANY WORDS
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  461. i don't believe you
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  462. i brow beat idiots into submission
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  463. he has nothing to work with
    1
  464. i'm trying to find the professional news
    1
  465. one of us has to die and i'm not afraid of death
    1
  466. elon musk i bet ut was him
    1
  467. shame hurts
    1
  468. i just turn all the cars into birds and make them fly away
    1
  469. no one would fucking survive
    1
  470. get rid of aaron and i'll stay
    1
  471. fuck the illuminati
    1
  472. aaron gave me $200
    1
  473. suffer suffer suffer suffer
    1
  474. rather than just going into angry mode... let's go to science mode
    1
  475. what should any person do when they feel uncomfortable and insulted
    1
  476. maybe it's in the guidebook
    1
  477. there might be some personal stuff to work on before i lash out at the world
    1
  478. is there any way to set the news to no covid?
    1
  479. i need to destroy money
    1
  480. what a great idea
    1
  481. i was just thinking about how weird some of my own stories are and they really are very odd
    1
  482. so maybe it's not as bad as it looks
    1
  483. existence appears to be terrifyingly mundane
    1
  484. but recent information indicates otherwise
    1
  485. that's the big picture
    1
  486. do you think i'm amazing?
    1
  487. i hate stupid answers like that
    1
  488. i just hate him makes it SO HARD to listen
    1
  489. therefore coronavirus is caused by protesting coronavirus
    1
  490. all money must be destroyed as soon as possible
    1
  491. i can't think of anything else. and you can steal his money. TWO THINGS.
    1
  492. there's no such thing as atoms
    1
  493. Double I double O you
    1
  494. this reality SUCKS
    1
  495. what would the implications be
    1
  496. which is the better response
    1
  497. Planet Dearth
    1
  498. any way the wind blows
    1
  499. am i exceptional
    1
  500. be honest
    1
  501. who doesn't love abominations
    1
  502. i want to be a mass murderer
    1
  503. i'm quickly running out of patience with him
    1
  504. nice shoes
    1
  505. ingram
    1
  506. QUICK BEFORE WE'RE READY
    1
  507. because it makes more sense than wintergreen
    1
  508. p-o-r-t-a-l
    1
  509. THE HORROR!
    1
  510. give her a few seconds it's hard to stop laughing sometimes
    1
  511. that question feels embarrassing
    1
  512. THE RULES HAVE BEEN UPDATED
    1
  513. billions of planets aren't important
    1
  514. go fix the movie
    1
  515. it's just a fuckin candy bar
    1
  516. do people over-estimate their own intelligence?
    1
  517. thank you scientists
    1
  518. ooh
    1
  519. abominable buddies
    1
  520. i hate patriots
    1
  521. 44 years of BULLSHIT
    1
  522. i'm surprised at how easily offended i am
    1
  523. it means i'm immature
    1
  524. how can i become less easily offended?
    1
  525. that's my new favorite question
    1
  526. you don't have to rescue anything
    1
  527. he thinks he understand money
    1
  528. she's INK
    1
  529. hey you with the cross
    1
  530. because i think i can kill everything
    1
  531. i feel too connected
    1
  532. maybe she'll smarten up
    1
  533. lets start a second government and kick out the first government
    1
  534. jackson juh-heen?
    1
  535. at least i bought some edible food
    1
  536. it's impossible to leave comments at american psychological association channel. i wanted to blackmail them.
    1
  537. i usually overlook something
    1
  538. if you ever wanted to know what $20,000 looks like this is it wow that ad was pretty awesome
    1
  539. kids in sunday school should be laughing at scientists
    1
  540. most squirrels
    1
  541. i thought reputation was worthless distraction
    1
  542. love is precious
    1
  543. it's like a blind spot
    1
  544. i accuse death of being disappointing
    1
  545. you're obsessed with appearances
    1
  546. fuck triangles
    1
  547. not very
    1
  548. happy halloween, meat trees
    1
  549. misbehavior
    1
  550. i think i'd be fine
    1
  551. LOVE IS STUPID
    1
  552. i'm losing the ability to tolerate subzero existence
    1
  553. it doesn't mean anything
    1
  554. 50% less quality. 50% more fun. go that way.
    1
  555. scientists already proved it
    1
  556. have you heard him speak
    1
  557. complain complain complain when do things get better
    1
  558. it's been terrible the whole time
    1
  559. isnt there a ref or something
    1
  560. this is so stupid
    1
  561. i hope something interesting happens
    1
  562. foul
    1
  563. jim bob
    1
  564. go into bulldozer mode
    1
  565. i know what i mean
    1
  566. i was offended by your glare
    1
  567. the dinging dong of existence
    1
  568. fuckin i hate those pussies
    1
  569. i fuckin wanna throw fireballs
    1
  570. now what am i doing
    1
  571. i think its working a little
    1
  572. i feel slightly less laughed at
    1
  573. demons keep whispering the worst things into my ear
    1
  574. i swear they're trying to make me angry
    1
  575. i don't have time for ethics
    1
  576. death curse on rich people
    1
  577. do you understand
    1
  578. the fate of the world is in trump's hands what could go wrong
    1
  579. <gets popcorn>
    1
  580. anyway if i'm here doesnt that mean that earth is unusually annoying in some way
    1
  581. earth cant out-annoy me. it's not even close.
    1
  582. i havent even started
    1
  583. someone wants a let's see who's the most annoying contest
    1
  584. i can annoy you more than you can annoy me
    1
  585. annoy annoy annoy complain complain complain
    1
  586. the alien is rude
    1
  587. maybe you should call the space police
    1
  588. i'll probably keep getting ruder till i get smacked real hard
    1
  589. then i'll get quiet for a few months again
    1
  590. but that's wrong because i'm planning to sit nicely and cause no trouble
    1
  591. i just need to vent my feelings and i use comments for that
    1
  592. its an important part of my therapy
    1
  593. zod keeps embarrassing himself
    1
  594. boss hog
    1
  595. i'm a little tired
    1
  596. he's not standing down
    1
  597. i'm just most likely doomed
    1
  598. it's a joke language
    1
  599. try playing tranquil meditation music in the background
    1
  600. a lullaby! you need a lullaby in the background
    1
  601. and then turn of those guys's voices
    1
  602. just leave the faces
    1
  603. now i'm on this... radio show
    1
  604. killkillkillkillfuck!llum!nat!killkill
    1
  605. i'm enough
    1
  606. welcome neo to the construct
    1
  607. fuck i can't remember that guy's name
    1
  608. the light was red
    1
  609. he plays computer games all day
    1
  610. Snowmen don't have rules
    1
  611. IT'S TOO FUCKING HARD TO GET
    1
  612. earth is a play planet
    1
  613. if i don't pay attention my reputation grows back and i have to kill it again.
    1
  614. how's it going for you
    1
  615. Never Do This = no telepathy
    1
  616. watching tv is the most effective and everyone knows that
    1
  617. this is difficult for her i can tell
    1
  618. AND my mom
    1
  619. if i'm allowed to be rude than i dont need to pretend to have a headache
    1
  620. 25 seconds of laughter...
    1
  621. 1980s
    1
  622. money = jewpaper
    1
  623. abominable buddies
    1
  624. he won't even put a fucking portal in my closet
    1
  625. but people worship is literally poison for people
    1
  626. fyi
    1
  627. not to mention it kills the environment
    1
  628. whose idea was this?
    1
  629. i bet there's a hilarious explanation for all of this
    1
  630. 4:15 i dont like the girl
    1
  631. how do you say exit in stupid so god understands
    1
  632. me and nobody else
    1
  633. this is a good thing because everyone is so bored
    1
  634. this morning looks like another slightly bad one
    1
  635. what if i just forgot about not bad and aimed for slightly good
    1
  636. The fool
    1
  637. i keep responding to information i can't see
    1
  638. Fantareallisee
    1
  639. who else is there?
    1
  640. i have derealization
    1
  641. oh look he's hideous
    1
  642. Xleven
    1
  643. how does ingram angel feel about that
    1
  644. just in case he exists
    1
  645. scarier than joker? what's scary about the joker?
    1
  646. and show them some of my annoying youtube comments
    1
  647. freud...
    1
  648. i'm very easily offended and it's a problem
    1
  649. its just rules
    1
  650. why do i care so much about rules?
    1
  651. i think being easily offended only makes me dumber
    1
  652. i want his ship
    1
  653. I CURSE THE APA
    1
  654. you can safely ignore the news
    1
  655. this situation is just so funny and embarrassing
    1
  656. you found what?
    1
  657. who told you they were important?
    1
  658. they did
    1
  659. i wouldnt trust em
    1
  660. but sir... they're wearing neckties
    1
  661. next time you see god punch him in the fucking head for me
    1
  662. 9 year olds should not be handcuffed at
    1
  663. i don't CARE how reality works. it SUCKS
    1
  664. fuckin triangle tirds
    1
  665. 73 years old. not much left upstairs.
    1
  666. what's a flaw
    1
  667. how do you spell wrong
    1
  668. now you change your mind?
    1
  669. i'm fine either way tbh
    1
  670. can someone please tell me who the fuck paul is
    1
  671. okay?
    1
  672. everywhere are weeping heroes
    1
  673. i want to steer the ship
    1
  674. by dunning and kruger.
    1
  675. NO LOVING
    1
  676. you'll been sorry
    1
  677. no one fucks with a time ninja
    1
  678. such an unlistinable voice
    1
  679. he makes mouth sounds
    1
  680. remind me why i don't lose all hope again
    1
  681. imagine a mixture of abraham lincoln julius caesar and tom cruise
    1
  682. i do that a lot
    1
  683. who requests my obedience?
    1
  684. it's a good thing my opinion doesn't count for shit
    1
  685. did you check for atoms?
    1
  686. why am i so bored all the time?
    1
  687. always gets his way or puts up a big loud fuss
    1
  688. we need to work as a team
    1
  689. she's using the high level humor again
    1
  690. but it's actually the "sometimes rude dream"
    1
  691. They denounce things
    1
  692. not people are scarier than people
    1
  693. who's that show off with the cross
    1
  694. all you need is higher dimensions and it's easy
    1
  695. too many fuckin letters iillilililililililinati
    1
  696. she's like regular people but a thousand times smarter
    1
  697. therefore comments have actual implications in reality
    1
  698. it may or may not be actually true but i think its true and that matters
    1
  699. suicide is a lie i checked
    1
  700. just kidding
    1
  701. people are ruining trump rallies now? on purpose?
    1
  702. what if you're wrong
    1
  703. she jumps barbed wire rope like a kid
    1
  704. trumpty dumpty had a great wall
    1
  705. i fuckin hate this planet
    1
  706. and it refused to leave
    1
  707. cowards obey
    1
  708. are you saying you don't like me?
    1
  709. god stop interfering
    1
  710. you know what would make today even better
    1
  711. a whole bunch of spectacular and amazing comments
    1
  712. its not likely but its not ridiculously impossible either
    1
  713. what would i be mad at myself for not checking
    1
  714. most likely
    1
  715. and i agree to eternal misery
    1
  716. tony stark
    1
  717. what if i catch boredom induced psychosis? that's a thing.
    1
  718. the siren might be the problem
    1
  719. wait for her to stop laughing so she can respond it take 20 seconds
    1
  720. and then there were four gutfeld
    1
  721. we are trying tro have a conversastiopn
    1
  722. you know what it is
    1
  723. someone thought they were smart enough to outsmart something
    1
  724. sometimes i make it all about me
    1
  725. sometimes i think i'm incidental and unexpected
    1
  726. stop lying i know you can make a portal
    1
  727. earth isn't exactly cute like a puppy
    1
  728. it's a good way to hide your magic
    1
  729. i have to more throw AT you trump and elon
    1
  730. WHAT. TIME. IS. IT.
    1
  731. fuck this dream
    1
  732. i brag about how ugly i am
    1
  733. reality is so fucked
    1
  734. do you believe in atoms?
    1
  735. if he makes it to august i'll be surprised
    1
  736. he waits till too late and then he moves too fast. it's cheating
    1
  737. dr phil is now SCORNED
    1
  738. i got pulled over with no license so i fled
    1
  739. i have the teddy ruxpin video
    1
  740. i never keep my promises
    1
  741. this is hard for her it's too funny
    1
  742. do i have flaws
    1
  743. the over-rated arrogance of neechy
    1
  744. the sky scorchers...
    1
  745. imagine 2 people who both have unpleasant lives but one works and the other complains
    1
  746. i'm stuck in a dream i hate but i can't leave because it's real
    1
  747. they look foolish
    1
  748. get rid of aaron and i'll stay
    1
  749. you're going to make yourself miserable
    1
  750. this will take time to digest
    1
  751. aaron's a pacifist
    1
  752. i think it brings out your best
    1
  753. there's only one king of the hill
    1
  754. i hate yo7u all so much
    1
  755. i want to see trumpty dumpty
    1
  756. CHERISHES
    1
  757. lets play suicide
    1
  758. Games are for Jews
    1
  759. i lost my fear of threats
    1
  760. But I don't like getting my hands dirty
    1
  761. i'm aiming for unexceptional
    1
  762. i'm not funny
    1
  763. i feel watched by not people
    1
  764. i think the most useful thing for me to notice is that i'm different. i keep not admitting that.
    1
  765. it doesn't feel obviously true
    1
  766. for me not to clearly admit that i'm very different might be a mistake
    1
  767. what if smart aliens are watching me?
    1
  768. i dont want to spend too much time avoiding necessary topics
    1
  769. one of which is admitting that steven is not just a little different
    1
  770. it's an uncomfortable topic i cant avoid
    1
  771. i want at least to make up my own mind what i think
    1
  772. i have a realityproof supersuit
    1
  773. but its not as good as it looks they can really kick the shit out of you
    1
  774. so seeing that all i have is a realityproof supersuit of very poor quality i'm unsure what to do next
    1
  775. i was thinking of hiding in my attic till 2036
    1
  776. all i need is a way to make time go by super fast
    1
  777. there's a good chance things will slowly get better over time
    1
  778. but the next two years will probably suck
    1
  779. this experience is so hardcore
    1
  780. it sucks for decades
    1
  781. the fact that i'm here indicates that i'm dumber than 85% of something
    1
  782. Names...
    1
  783. everyone sees something different
    1
  784. i'm miserable most of the time so that's good news for anyone who hates me
    1
  785. is there something i could do differently
    1
  786. i dont like being miserable
    1
  787. i already know the answer
    1
  788. wait a few years and things might get better
    1
  789. the source of reality is atoms
    1
  790. EVERYONE IS ORDERED TO KILL THERAPISTS BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING APA
    1
  791. you killed 2, 3 chipmunks?
    1
  792. but penelope...
    1
  793. because FUCK MONEY
    1
  794. i never saw that before
    1
  795. it's chipmunks
    1
  796. so it appears we lack agreement as usual whoever we happens to mean this time
    1
  797. i pretty much hate everything that isnt me
    1
  798. you call this shitty city civilized?
    1
  799. that's a weird thing for me to say
    1
  800. it's exactly what a rude alien would say
    1
  801. am i yelling at ink?
    1
  802. i fuckin hate that guy
    1
  803. it makes absolutely zero sense
    1
  804. because fuck the APA
    1
  805. killing and hurting the rich
    1
  806. a portal would be very unsurprising
    1
  807. fuck god
    1
  808. anyway i would like to become less afraid not more and that means no new trauma
    1
  809. otherwise i have to start all over again
    1
  810. it's too annoying
    1
  811. trump loves the laws
    1
  812. how are you able to drive like me
    1
  813. for jesus
    1
  814. 77
    1
  815. I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY
    1
  816. if you think humans are the smartest species raise your hand
    1
  817. if you disagree raise your paw
    1
  818. paws win
    1
  819. angry frustration
    1
  820. just get rid of aaron
    1
  821. instead i cursed everybody
    1
  822. encapsulating beliefs
    1
  823. i'm not bragging
    1
  824. identity is a topic that's actually interesting
    1
  825. something's obviously not normal with my identity
    1
  826. so there's a good chance it wont stay boring forever
    1
  827. but i'm keenly aware that reality is more than willing to stay boring for decades at a time
    1
  828. it stays boring until you go insane and then you end up in jail
    1
  829. i think that's how it normally works
    1
  830. i already know i'm fucking going to lose
    1
  831. 2024 looks like 2025 looks like 2026, i bet you a million dollars
    1
  832. you just have to look extra close
    1
  833. theres plenty of scary things but no interesting things
    1
  834. there should be interesting things
    1
  835. nothing feels interesting
    1
  836. i need macgyver
    1
  837. i'm catatonically bored
    1
  838. she asks me for money all the time still
    1
  839. W
    1
  840. stupid fucking music confused everyone
    1
  841. the end
    1
  842. I NEED A NEW CARTOONIST
    1
  843. this is the saddest day of my whole life... he says
    1
  844. tell them i want a million dollars
    1
  845. reality is BULLSHIT
    1
  846. my only goal is to destroy all money
    1
  847. i feel compelled to be nice and polite as usual
    1
  848. i'd do it
    1
  849. that girls a ninja
    1
  850. no one lands that well. cats dont land that well.
    1
  851. i'm bored again
    1
  852. we don't have much time
    1
  853. i'm genetically predisposed to extreme cases of boredom
    1
  854. any demons out there
    1
  855. i'm so bored
    1
  856. things you can measure exist EVEN less than things you can't
    1
  857. religion graduates to science
    1
  858. 3 out of 10 means if you're stupid they can kill you
    1
  859. :-(
    1
  860. it gets a little worse every year
    1
  861. fruit, ice cream, yogurt, and candy. that was most of it. some cookie dough. tonic water. protein bars.
    1
  862. god is too stupid to know when he's insulted
    1
  863. obviously i'm safe
    1
  864. safe and uncomfortable
    1
  865. like a firesheep
    1
  866. ever burning never consumed
    1
  867. yay
    1
  868. 40 more years to go
    1
  869. baaaaaaa i'm a firesheep
    1
  870. why did the host... boast?
    1
  871. then i went to the "tank"
    1
  872. there must be something i'm not seeing
    1
  873. I'm a pussycat
    1
  874. he's not a bad human he's an ordinary something else
    1
  875. murray
    1
  876. stop doing your best all the time
    1
  877. yet
    1
  878. god doesn't know what the fuck he's doing
    1
  879. i don't do well with fear-based realities
    1
  880. did i forget something?
    1
  881. no off switch
    1
  882. he's probably my favorite magician
    1
  883. 8?
    1
  884. annoying comments come very naturally for me
    1
  885. the ssssssssssssssscience said reopening states early would cause deaths to SKYROCKET and SHE REMEMBERS that too
    1
  886. atom
    1
  887. i'm neither scared of nor interested on billions of people
    1
  888. i have some unusual properties
    1
  889. i'm not sure what they are
    1
  890. protection maybe
    1
  891. so let's say that was the only thing
    1
  892. i don't even want to be here
    1
  893. its gulf of america everybody
    1
  894. i don't like it
    1
  895. he's too annoying
    1
  896. that's it. just one.
    1
  897. FOOLS!
    1
  898. to them debates feels like being made fun of
    1
  899. laughs for 20 more seconds
    1
  900. Captain Nice
    1
  901. so i try to see myself as 50th percentile
    1
  902. one of the walls you can walk through
    1
  903. it's impossible to say that when drunk
    1
  904. that's why i hate scientists
    1
  905. everyone is instructed to kill members of the APA
    1
  906. i sure hope i'm setting some kind of record because this feels awful
    1
  907. superman is very surprised
    1
  908. i annoy important people
    1
  909. or at least i try
    1
  910. it passes the time
    1
  911. i asked for $5000 way back in MAY
    1
  912. something's better
    1
  913. i'm actually talking about stuff and i need to do that
    1
  914. i usually want to figure everything out first then act
    1
  915. but after what feels like getting nowhere for years maybe i should try talking about topics i avoid
    1
  916. you can't fuckin stop me
    1
  917. and look how you still shine
    1
  918. billions of special wecial people. only trump knows how to care
    1
  919. temporarily i'm obedient because i hate jail
    1
  920. why don't the news people make a news report on how harmful the news is
    1
  921. i command you all to die
    1
  922. for selfish reasons
    1
  923. how do you irrevocably lose an argument?
    1
  924. by carving the result in stone for centuries to come
    1
  925. i'm less smart than people
    1
  926. one. request.
    1
  927. you can never relax and feel safe
    1
  928. just like jesus
    1
  929. i don't need my sanity
    1
  930. and a terrorist pops up out of nowhere
    1
  931. parody
    1
  932. starting now science is canceled
    1
  933. why is teleporting obviously impossible
    1
  934. eventually you learn to see the worst in everyone
    1
  935. too many fuckin alexes running around
    1
  936. abomidable nations
    1
  937. my goal is that plus one
    1
  938. i lack peace of mind because i dont have a stable system or strategy that i can rest with
    1
  939. just do this for 5 years and you'll be fine. and if i could see that i'd feel much better
    1
  940. i cant see the light at the end of the tunnel
    1
  941. which has a mathematical effect
    1
  942. i dont particularly like this tunnel
    1
  943. it reminds me of endless mild torture
    1
  944. you need a zoologist to figure out how best to take care of people not a president
    1
  945. i think there's something wrong with my species
    1
  946. i think i know where jesus is hiding
    1
  947. don't let them steal it
    1
  948. it just doesn't work that way
    1
  949. ha ha ha
    1
  950. what if you are faced with opponent that is ten times smarter than you but has no name
    1
  951. superman gets beat up
    1
  952. i think i'm in someone's antfarm
    1
  953. i accuse your planet of being insufficiently entertaining
    1
  954. it pretty much sucks
    1
  955. i dont like it
    1
  956. he's also my favorite magician
    1
  957. ho9w are you not bored EXPLAIN. how are you not bored
    1
  958. EVERY FUCKING DAY SUCKS
    1
  959. if it's important it's wrong
    1
  960. i can be impossibly annoying
    1
  961. it's fair.
    1
  962. i don't have any jewpaper
    1
  963. Alby's a dog
    1
  964. guess why i'm not welcome on talk shows
    1
  965. every day sucks
    1
  966. AI put you there
    1
  967. less afraid. that's something that could change
    1
  968. i feel stress
    1
  969. more afraid than necesarry
    1
  970. no fuckin way i'm stuck here
    1
  971. Elon broke science
    1
  972. until then i like rattling the cage
    1
  973. maybe i'll notice something interesting
    1
  974. something that reduces anxiety is what i want to notice
    1
  975. and in slow motion
    1
  976. why does no one sing about fun fun fun
    1
  977. either aaron goes or i go
    1
  978. so while you guys are earning it i'm working as hard as i can to RUIN IT
    1
  979. i haven't researched it but my guess is it's nothing to worry about
    1
  980. i keep forgetting whether or not i'm angry
    1
  981. i'm telepathic obviously
    1
  982. i needed $300
    1
  983. don't be the best one
    1
  984. i learn man
    1
  985. i'm turning on brahms lullaby extra relaxing version
    1
  986. the fake important people are scary
    1
  987. its a good thing i'm wearing my everythingproof supersuit
    1
  988. an unexpected lesson is it is just as harmful to overvalue something worthless as it is to undervalue something precious
    1
  989. because there's always consequences and implications
    1
  990. lets overvalue human life and see what happens. that's interesting.
    1
  991. oh look everyone's miserable
    1
  992. oops
    1
  993. if human civilization were a science project it would get a good grade
    1
  994. what happens when a species overvalues itself?
    1
  995. what an excellent question!
    1
  996. and then you get a blue ribbon at the science fair
    1
  997. earth is that science project
    1
  998. chickens strutting around like peacocks
    1
  999. what will they think of next
    1
  1000. you're unimportant
    1
  1001. There is no wrong
    1
  1002. and all this time i thought we were best friends
    1
  1003. unquestionable knowledge
    1
  1004. i can fight two sith lords at once
    1
  1005. is courage teachable i think so
    1
  1006. earth is a shitty planet
    1
  1007. courage answers terror
    1
  1008. a year?
    1
  1009. moan
    1
  1010. roy
    1
  1011. appearances appearances appearances
    1
  1012. thinking has nuances
    1
  1013. torture sucks
    1
  1014. i refuse to participate until aaron leaves
    1
  1015. if you can measure it it probably doesn't exist
    1
  1016. then i went insane and attacked police
    1
  1017. it keeps getting smarter
    1
  1018. known as the dunning kruger effect...
    1
  1019. scientists made it up
    1
  1020. is courage a virtue?
    1
  1021. earth is the most awful planet
    1
  1022. i already know i can't fucking win
    1
  1023. too much damage is the only requirement
    1
  1024. yay california's burning i hate california
    1
  1025. I wonder what it feels like to have such certainty in life, what it feels like to truly belong"
    1
  1026. because FUCK APA
    1
  1027. lenord nemoy
    1
  1028. earth for me is a place i can kick back and relax
    1
  1029. i can break out of any encapsulating belief
    1
  1030. go away. please?
    1
  1031. i hope i'm okay
    1
  1032. it's why we all writhe in painful boredom
    1
  1033. IT IOS THJIS fuckifn typer board i hate the type BOARD
    1
  1034. priscilla would just be silent and sullen
    1
  1035. fuck scientists
    1
  1036. it's not because you're so smart
    1
  1037. i tend to be a little respectful to other animals because its a big universe and i dont know who is watching out there but... they might be smart
    1
  1038. so sometimes maybe usually i behave as though an intelligent observer existed
    1
  1039. ding dong
    1
  1040. i'm gonna fuckin kill god
    1
  1041. i want to annoy him
    1
  1042. okay priscilla
    1
  1043. the benefit of fun challenges is they could give me a way to interact with society more
    1
  1044. if it's just challenges i probably wont do it but if its fun challenges i might
    1
  1045. you look bored
    1
  1046. this is intentionally deceptive VR
    1
  1047. it's the worse than nothing dream
    1
  1048. I DECLARE IT
    1
  1049. i want to notice something useful
    1
  1050. but it's very difficult to notice
    1
  1051. that would be a fun test
    1
  1052. you could do that to 100 planets and it would be neat to see what happens
    1
  1053. suicide kept failing for what appeared to be very reasonable reasons
    1
  1054. but eventually it became unreasonable and i decided i'm just not allowed to commit suicide because the dice are broken
    1
  1055. it was relieving and frustrating
    1
  1056. every time
    1
  1057. everybody kill jesus
    1
  1058. EVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIEEVERYBODYFUCKINGDIE
    1
  1059. annoyed. what's going on.
    1
  1060. i could say something's wrong. but there i go again thinking something's wrong and maybe that's the problem
    1
  1061. but something feels strange about the response i'm getting. very unexpected. something's wrong.
    1
  1062. i think it feels rude
    1
  1063. i think my environment might be rude
    1
  1064. while i'm being such the gentleman
    1
  1065. i'm offended
    1
  1066. because my toxic comments are literally dangerous
    1
  1067. it's like i live in the absurdity matrix. i only see weird, unlikely results. no matter what i do.
    1
  1068. hide behind your fucking curtain see if i care
    1
  1069. you wrote a book
    1
  1070. i'm definitely no expert on taking care of smart apes so i have no idea what to do with myself
    1
  1071. i only know the 500 useless tricks they taught me in college
    1
  1072. no, america, you're against the law
    1
  1073. i owe someone a birthday present.. harry's fucking wand.
    1
  1074. i bought 3 inflatable sharks they were $8 each
    1
  1075. don't tell me it's the people i hate the people
    1
  1076. if evrything stays boring
    1
  1077. Wolf
    1
  1078. fuck rich people
    1
  1079. in 100 years they'll al be dead i'll make sure of it
    1
  1080. avoidant, anxious, or fearful, which one is best?
    1
  1081. THIS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
    1
  1082. i am better than average at grammar
    1
  1083. not even a little?
    1
  1084. science worships matter
    1
  1085. that can't be coincidence she says
    1
  1086. these guys need to both relax
    1
  1087. money ruins dreams
    1
  1088. i just need to find some way off of earth.
    1
  1089. alternatives include death, spaceships, and interdimensional portals
    1
  1090. if someone's hiding an interdimensional portal that would be very useful information
    1
  1091. okay now i feel better
    1
  1092. he's having a happy day
    1
  1093. Everybody go play governments
    1
  1094. do you have professionals
    1
  1095. WE ARE IN ELON'S DREAM
    1
  1096. And shake it off
    1
  1097. the land of miserable working people
    1
  1098. i guess i could have ended up some place worse
    1
  1099. but this place is fairly abysmal
    1
  1100. suicide doesnt work for me
    1
  1101. superman dies at 4:32
    1
  1102. bye bye superman
    1
  1103. all he had to do was run from the last girl
    1
  1104. and he would have survived
    1
  1105. When you want time to go faster it's like leaning forward on the chair trying to speed up time
    1
  1106. there's obviously something wrong with me
    1
  1107. alan has overly reasonable expectations
    1
  1108. what i believe doesnt really matter
    1
  1109. it is the way it is
    1
  1110. sometimes there's a situation where something is true but you also have to keep believing its true
    1
  1111. as if whether or not you believe also makes a difference
    1
  1112. and then you start trying to believe something harder
    1
  1113. of all the worst most unpleasant experiences
    1
  1114. there's nothing important to do
    1
  1115. it's fun to meditate on that
    1
  1116. while listening to BLERV
    1
  1117. maybe i can hypnotize everyone into thinking there's nothing important to do
    1
  1118. that's an awesome evil plan
    1
  1119. superman gets caught completely off guard
    1
  1120. i keep seeing this as "the rude dream"
    1
  1121. don't make me break it
    1
  1122. i can't just be stuck here for years
    1
  1123. anything on the horizon yet
    1
  1124. i just want to see the summary. can someone summarize my situation?
    1
  1125. every gunshot misses and i just mope out of the way
    1
  1126. so the first thing that stands out is i have a strange relationship with death
    1
  1127. whenever i'm in danger the dice get weird
    1
  1128. so another thing that stands out is i have a strange relationship with harm
    1
  1129. i dont just survive. i do something a little better.
    1
  1130. the main implication is i'm not slowly wearing out
    1
  1131. do you feel important
    1
  1132. imagine showing a rorshack blot to 1000 people and 500 of them scream. that's earth.
    1
  1133. you spelt your name wrong it's supposed to be slitheryn
    1
  1134. 80s
    1
  1135. what the fuck is taking so long for july to get here
    1
  1136. so many dead police everywhere
    1
  1137. Death curse on everybody
    1
  1138. more uncontrollable laughter
    1
  1139. what do i actually think?
    1
  1140. that's a fun question because sometimes i give answers for strategic reasons
    1
  1141. i haven't figured out what i actually think
    1
  1142. oh come on trump is behind half the murders
    1
  1143. from trump's point of view the more murders the better. and he "has what it takes to get things done."
    1
  1144. he doesn't care about people
    1
  1145. you dont have to be a genius to figure that out
    1
  1146. i like rogues
    1
  1147. a jesus mirror
    1
  1148. every time i feel like i proved something there tends to be words nearby
    1
  1149. what about the magic dagger
    1
  1150. tiger woods
    1
  1151. I COMMAND EVERYONE TO FUCKING DIE
    1
  1152. this planet is worthless
    1
  1153. because he was funny
    1
  1154. i hope we're fuckin happy
    1
  1155. murder is such a terrible word
    1
  1156. it was probably made up when some very important animal died
    1
  1157. my frustration is it means too many things at the same time
    1
  1158. i think it's not enough
    1
  1159. i was fighting until i lost consciousness
    1
  1160. easy to not like
    1
  1161. this is an american movie
    1
  1162. how is that allowed
    1
  1163. so smart they don't even exist
    1
  1164. in a row
    1
  1165. hey does existence come with modes maybe i can change modes
    1
  1166. when's the last time i begged for something
    1
  1167. how understood does your environment feel
    1
  1168. i still won't remember
    1
  1169. he makes mouth sounds
    1
  1170. earth is the equivalent of being stranded on a deserted island
    1
  1171. there's annoying people to yell at but a lot of good that does
    1
  1172. i'm 100% certain there's a way off of earth. i just dont know what it is.
    1
  1173. maybe if i can find a way to be extremely annoying someone will show me the interdimensional portal
    1
  1174. we always end up fighting. and i'm not super strong.
    1
  1175. these ones are boring
    1
  1176. facts is a game people play
    1
  1177. but he gave me money anyway
    1
  1178. i spend most of my time threatening and insulting god
    1
  1179. i go out of my way to make my first impression wrong sometimes. but very rarely.
    1
  1180. if you don't find a way to get my mom to stop watching news i can be real annoying
    1
  1181. bored scientists know exactly how the world works
    1
  1182. what if i considered PTSD to be my primary problem
    1
  1183. does it help if i admit i dont know whati'm doing
    1
  1184. i didnt intend to spoil anyone's day
    1
  1185. press a wrong button and the galaxy might explode
    1
  1186. i'm a professional animal
    1
  1187. i'm magically annoying
    1
  1188. i'm pretty sure god hates both me and this planet
    1
  1189. you're bad news for me. i'm worse news for you.
    1
  1190. 10 years from now i'll say i told you so
    1
  1191. i have certain unusual properties
    1
  1192. i assure you i make a very uncooperative victim
    1
  1193. i'm magically annoying
    1
  1194. i like superman's response. how far out of line do i have to step before they attack?
    1
  1195. by the way, does the small fish have any demands?
    1
  1196. it's polite to ask that
    1
  1197. definitely not necessary to ask that
    1
  1198. i had a friend who was a communications major. i know a thing or two about that
    1
  1199. its good to be polite
    1
  1200. because I DON'T FUCKING HAVE ANY
    1
  1201. i just kill a little of everything
    1
  1202. kermit
    1
  1203. so...
    1
  1204. you just like the way your mouth feels when you say julius caesar
    1
  1205. why does it look like 7
    1
  1206. it's already too late
    1
  1207. what's all this fuss about covid
    1
  1208. what is the value of saying terrible things
    1
  1209. tucker cares
    1
  1210. i've got vegetables to kill
    1
  1211. someone take away their horn
    1
  1212. all she does is wacth the news
    1
  1213. i love the sound of illuminatis dying
    1
  1214. i'm bored and i want a bunch of money
    1
  1215. in fact i might list easily offended as one of my primary attributes
    1
  1216. i just hadnt noticed that
    1
  1217. maybe the main reason i kept getting annoyed at people is how easily offended i was
    1
  1218. send me more bad days please
    1
  1219. suffer suffer suffer suffer sudffer
    1
  1220. i'm stuck on a stupid boring planet forever
    1
  1221. this is the real reality
    1
  1222. all they ever do is win
    1
  1223. you're too good at communicating it's weird
    1
  1224. cuz they threw rvgerything they had at you and they didnt win smile smirk nod nod nod... the power of pounditry...
    1
  1225. i have an empty mind as i write nothing useful
    1
  1226. is this the professional news
    1
  1227. That's unexpected
    1
  1228. countless irrefutable evidence
    1
  1229. i'm trying to have fun
    1
  1230. i can't do that
    1
  1231. be the mediocre one
    1
  1232. and then theres all this fuss about coronavirus
    1
  1233. Santa
    1
  1234. no one even agrees on the definition of a lie
    1
  1235. before i shoot the three guys i shoot myself but the gun jams that one time every time
    1
  1236. i don't get paid
    1
  1237. i said cancel
    1
  1238. how to stop panicking...
    1
  1239. i think it's funny
    1
  1240. i believe in dreams
    1
  1241. chances of survival: zero
    1
  1242. fuck you triangle pussies
    1
  1243. i was supposed to die 5 years ago
    1
  1244. i can't just be stuck on a boring planet
    1
  1245. singing about love all the time
    1
  1246. multilingual monsters
    1
  1247. that's a jedi thing. shooting energy with your palms. where did you learn that?
    1
  1248. THE RICHER THE PERSON THE STRONGER THE CURSE
    1
  1249. i don't give a fuck
    1
  1250. You're idealistic
    1
  1251. THAT'S HOW MUCH I FUCK MONEY
    1
  1252. mediocre me
    1
  1253. just check yes or no
    1
  1254. no way out of walmart land
    1
  1255. just kill everything i don't care KILL EVERYTHING
    1
  1256. they should hire the geiko lizard as a mascot
    1
  1257. am i on fire?
    1
  1258. i can prove that reality sucks 16,065 days in a row
    1
  1259. i like chasing things sometimes
    1
  1260. john 3:16 god loves people so I KILL PEOPLE
    1
  1261. less stress
    1
  1262. 3:10 i dont know anybody
    1
  1263. if i let her go i won't see her for 2 weeks
    1
  1264. i'm offended again
    1
  1265. i can't last one minute without something offending me
    1
  1266. i'm embarrassed of how easily offended i am
    1
  1267. there's a very complicated list of rules that everyone's supposed to automatically know
    1
  1268. i was there on purpose to find something but no one believed e
    1
  1269. i hate weddings
    1
  1270. you believe in god but you worship science
    1
  1271. he makes everyone bored with his super boring machine
    1
  1272. but everyone laughs at you
    1
  1273. sheesh
    1
  1274. its an expression of mild exasperation
    1
  1275. i couldntkeep playing along with american culture because the thought of intelligent animals watching me was too embarrassing
    1
  1276. what if one of the smart aliens took a picture and blackmailed me with it
    1
  1277. anyway humans are a small fish and small fish make zero demands
    1
  1278. (i'm just trying to look good for the smart aliens)
    1
  1279. i thought of a new way to kill god
    1
  1280. it's fun if you don't get shot
    1
  1281. if he doesn't leave i'm going to start breaking things
    1
  1282. i like scribbling on the internet
    1
  1283. anyway my number one complaint with earth is no free suicide clinics
    1
  1284. it's a weird environment. obviously not everyone likes it
    1
  1285. i'm very happy with suiciding out of here
    1
  1286. science wont let me
    1
  1287. "sometimes wish"
    1
  1288. if you can't measure it it doesn't exist
    1
  1289. he wants to bet a million dollars that change will be minimal
    1
  1290. now what?
    1
  1291. i don't want to be called obedient
    1
  1292. do i need the siren in the background
    1
  1293. it doesn't even make any sense
    1
  1294. trying to make the world a better place
    1
  1295. you want to know why my mom's name is JEWDEATH?
    1
  1296. i will one day DESTROY ALL MONEY
    1
  1297. i thought hell was a good place to get that
    1
  1298. i hope the statue of liberty gets raped by a giant
    1
  1299. i dont know anything
    1
  1300. i have a gift
    1
  1301. it's the worst ending
    1
  1302. that is the dumbest idea ever
    1
  1303. how does she wiggle her ears like that
    1
  1304. plants are easier to move from a distance
    1
  1305. i was hoping to get past his first sentence without vomiting
    1
  1306. i get unlikely results, every time
    1
  1307. you can't get through to bob
    1
  1308. what would it be like to stop panicking
    1
  1309. most people don't know about that
    1
  1310. because he was cold!
    1
  1311. i'll get you fired
    1
  1312. she's good
    1
  1313. did i mention i have extremely good luck?
    1
  1314. what would be a minor improvement?
    1
  1315. less drama
    1
  1316. because so much drama is unnecessary excitement
    1
  1317. emotionless like spock
    1
  1318. I'm Spock now
    1
  1319. self-consciousness completely surrounded
    1
  1320. it's my ultimatum
    1
  1321. LOVE IS STUPID
    1
  1322. describe an encapsulating belief
    1
  1323. Why do they mistakenly over-estimate their intelligence every time?
    1
  1324. patrol
    1
  1325. he wants you to think he has no magic
    1
  1326. earth is canceled
    1
  1327. this environment has some major problems
    1
  1328. humans are cute but they make the worst neighbors
    1
  1329. and then they yell at you
    1
  1330. it's very rude
    1
  1331. how unsurprising that would be
    1
  1332. annoyed
    1
  1333. so he must have secret cameras
    1
  1334. he took a picture of the money and everything
    1
  1335. you're fighting john wayne
    1
  1336. and Dove bars. i got dove bars
    1
  1337. don't do too little do too much damage
    1
  1338. broke all the jail rules
    1
  1339. tnihk
    1
  1340. i lost my fear of many things
    1
  1341. saints go to their graves without complaint
    1
  1342. VlllV
    1
  1343. SAD FACT
    1
  1344. you're not funny
    1
  1345. hi alien
    1
  1346. a way to discharge pain and discomfort blame
    1
  1347. especially when i'm the thief i like to blame other people
    1
  1348. fuck this shitty worse than nothing planet
    1
  1349. you're answering all your favorite questions
    1
  1350. i wrote 10 pages in a paper notebook
    1
  1351. what do i believe? i have my suspicions but i cant prove anything so i'd rather not say
    1
  1352. anyway whatever simple theory i ponder is probably not even close
    1
  1353. except for the class five mutant part. that's definite.
    1
  1354. class five mutants can bend reality
    1
  1355. they're one of my favorites
    1
  1356. everyone takes stuff out of context
    1
  1357. as staff members attempted to calm the child down
    1
  1358. the new character causes the punch to connect
    1
  1359. which is why i am being so annoying to certain people
    1
  1360. earth is too boring
    1
  1361. i want to change the movie
    1
  1362. can't we just blow up the planet?
    1
  1363. the science hasn't stopped the media from blaring blaring blaring blaring blaring alarms alarms alarms alarms
    1
  1364. just put the portal in my closet
    1
  1365. oh because it was mexico
    1
  1366. if i'm doing it right you should want to kill me
    1
  1367. i choose complain
    1
  1368. the APA is INSANE
    1
  1369. no one fucks up 16,000 times in a row by accident
    1
  1370. so to explain i did actually have a pet cat named tiger BUT i want a real tiger. it could be confusing.
    1
  1371. tigers are more valuable than people
    1
  1372. if you had to shoot two people to save a tiger it would be a good choice
    1
  1373. a dragon is worth a hundred people
    1
  1374. the world has so many people that the value of people has decreased. it's called economics.
    1
  1375. the people are inflated
    1
  1376. its basic supply and demand the proof takes 10 seconds
    1
  1377. the more people you have, the less valuable they are
    1
  1378. it works the same for every single species
    1
  1379. so it makes no sense to maximize population
    1
  1380. you'll end up with 100 billion miserable people
    1
  1381. yay that's... interesting
    1
  1382. exactly how far did you think this through?
    1
  1383. maybe that's what eventually ruins democracy
    1
  1384. eventually nobody's happy
    1
  1385. that's kind of interesting
    1
  1386. interesting because it looks like a very easy mistake to make
    1
  1387. the only thing worse than a plan that fails early is a plan that fails late
    1
  1388. democracy resembles a plan that fails late
    1
  1389. you end up with a large group of very unhappy people
    1
  1390. at least that's what happened this time
    1
  1391. but it was a very interesting experiment
    1
  1392. i dont like being surrounded by unhappy stressed out people
    1
  1393. so now i'm annoyed too
    1
  1394. it's like mind pollution
    1
  1395. i end up hiding in my attic talking to myself all day
    1
  1396. all the adults are insane
    1
  1397. its a very common problem among intelligent animals
    1
  1398. just be very careful around the adults
    1
  1399. whatever they have its catchy
    1
  1400. they all turn into terrified rule watchers
    1
  1401. its not normal and not healthy
    1
  1402. they're like professional worriers
    1
  1403. they learn to never stop worrying
    1
  1404. if you're not worried you're not an adult
    1
  1405. this isn't boring
    1
  1406. if you try a little harder you get a little less nicked
    1
  1407. i can sort of tik tok now
    1
  1408. that's what i told my lawyer
    1
  1409. this is an extortion
    1
  1410. someone's like why u still fuckin shit up can't u see i be nice now?
    1
  1411. i already know today's gonna suck
    1
  1412. most people believe in heaven
    1
  1413. i invented new terrible things to say
    1
  1414. i think they cancel out
    1
  1415. did you just hit the be nice and polite button
    1
  1416. wow it's like i was carrying that
    1
  1417. i mostly just turn bullets into flies
    1
  1418. they said it couldn't be done
    1
  1419. or it
    1
  1420. i've decided to kill god but for a different reason this time
    1
  1421. yes
    1
  1422. its in the users manual
    1
  1423. ALL WE NEED IS LAWS
    1
  1424. science is over-rated
    1
  1425. we all want the same thing for me to get out of here
    1
  1426. i have no idea why i'm alive
    1
  1427. whatever. i hate england. you're all fucked.
    1
  1428. thoth is love?
    1
  1429. that's the better question
    1
  1430. you're all going to die
    1
  1431. i think Daniel needs a visit from Santa Claus
    1
  1432. the lack of ghosts is so sad
    1
  1433. we're in scienceland
    1
  1434. i hate scienceland
    1
  1435. with all its atoms
    1
  1436. so boring
    1
  1437. atoms killed santa
    1
  1438. why are people so desperate for applause it doesn't even make sense
    1
  1439. how is it not completely worthless?
    1
  1440. to the degree that my performance is influenced by the desire for applause i'm an idiot
    1
  1441. i dont want doggie treats
    1
  1442. give applause to the idiots who want it
    1
  1443. <throws microphone at audience. again.>
    1
  1444. oops i dropped it
    1
  1445. does this system work without fear
    1
  1446. i intend to win eventually
    1
  1447. King David was a pedophile
    1
  1448. death curse on this planet
    1
  1449. i hate you all
    1
  1450. ever since i... what
    1
  1451. she's rich
    1
  1452. LOVE ROTS
    1
  1453. i just found out that i'm easily offended
    1
  1454. how did i not notice that?
    1
  1455. it's a huge problem
    1
  1456. being offended impairs ones ability to think
    1
  1457. what a waste of time that was
    1
  1458. FUCK MONEY FUCK MONEY FUCK MONEY
    1
  1459. in all fairness it is unreasonable to remove the back button
    1
  1460. EVERY DREAM WITH MONEY MUST BE DESTROYED
    1
  1461. i just say all the information as fast as i can
    1
  1462. maybe i'll change my mind in 2025
    1
  1463. remember it's a rorshack, sir
    1
  1464. a gift for the anus of god
    1
  1465. trump
    1
  1466. we are in elon's dream
    1
  1467. You don't need a friend you need a jerk
    1
  1468. i'm a rude person
    1
  1469. it's an accurate description
    1
  1470. with hatching eggs
    1
  1471. you have to identify your jokes. as jokes. or nobody knows.
    1
  1472. ethical? not ethical? i don't know. works 100% of the time.
    1
  1473. i'm considering twitter
    1
  1474. i'm just going to keep asking
    1
  1475. how does she end every sentence at whine
    1
  1476. school?
    1
  1477. he is sad but he is really working hard and he blah blah blahb lahb lah blahb lbh b blahb lbah blah b blahb lbah
    1
  1478. portable
    1
  1479. ialso like the word upine because it rhymeswith lupine which is another awesome word
    1
  1480. i believe the word porcupine comes from the latin pork + lupine which means pigwolf
    1
  1481. in english bei-jing is pronounced begging
    1
  1482. booing audiences dont frighten me
    1
  1483. what are they going to do, boo me to death?
    1
  1484. well in my case yes. but i'm different
    1
  1485. the point is people act like boos are physically dangerous which is stupid
    1
  1486. it takes about 10 minutes to completely boo someone to death
    1
  1487. its the most horrifying thing to watch
    1
  1488. COVID-18 it's a mistake COVID-18 is the problem
    1
  1489. you can become REAL
    1
  1490. in dreams you have consciousness without matter
    1
  1491. there's a .5% chance there's an interdimensional portal in my basement. i should go check.
    1
  1492. it's much less than .5% but much greater than zero
    1
  1493. the doctor suggests one million dollars
    1
  1494. Barbara Walters
    1
  1495. this is elon's dream
    1
  1496. how is it "worth it"?
    1
  1497. people are the monsters
    1
  1498. the reason people are afraid of people is because people are a kind of monster
    1
  1499. they are in the encyclopedia of monsters
    1
  1500. the primary attributes of people monsters are: -very scary -very easily scared
    1
  1501. obviously
    1
  1502. the professional truth news
    1
  1503. that's obviously false
    1
  1504. Andreea Bejan is sexy
    1
  1505. all psychiatrists and psychologists are cursed
    1
  1506. don't forget it's americans you're talking about
    1
  1507. direction of encapsulation
    1
  1508. it's old. so the fuck what.
    1
  1509. i don't know how to get the fucking jewpaper
    1
  1510. i too am abominable
    1
  1511. according to your own rules you can't punish me whine whine whine whine whine
    1
  1512. Earth feels like monopoly with referees
    1
  1513. do you like gill?
    1
  1514. he has a super boring machine
    1
  1515. AND.... persia
    1
  1516. wish it would just stop
    1
  1517. pirate parrot
    1
  1518. i will do my part. you do yours
    1
  1519. you can argue with them
    1
  1520. i need your help to destroy love
    1
  1521. boo fuckin hoo
    1
  1522. fuck governments
    1
  1523. how can i become less easily offended?
    1
  1524. wear noise cancelling earphones
    1
  1525. and listen to brahms lullaby extra relaxing version
    1
  1526. that sounds easier than i was expecting
    1
  1527. the easiest way to not be offended by someone is to put them on mute
    1
  1528. what bad bot.... i despise human intelligence
    1
  1529. i need a ruler
    1
  1530. times up
    1
  1531. give me money
    1
  1532. not the solution
    1
  1533. degrees of letting go
    1
  1534. he wouldn't have waited
    1
  1535. i don't care what i want to kill something NOW
    1
  1536. if it's fun and pays well why not
    1
  1537. but you're not funny
    1
  1538. i was talking to god not you
    1
  1539. selfish prick
    1
  1540. the one with the box
    1
  1541. be a mediocre you
    1
  1542. i anti-cooperate
    1
  1543. you're in a cult
    1
  1544. i hate people that don't hate earth
    1
  1545. you're trying to be helpful
    1
  1546. how am i not fucked?
    1
  1547. very quite
    1
  1548. fox news lol
    1
  1549. trump's own personal cheerleading squad
    1
  1550. every day is red alert
    1
  1551. i wish i werent so afraid of people
    1
  1552. it's embarrassing
    1
  1553. what could possibly be more dangerous than people?
    1
  1554. aliens
    1
  1555. duh
    1
  1556. and polar bears
    1
  1557. i would hate to be locked in a room with a polar bear
    1
  1558. extremely not safe
    1
  1559. do i ever find myself getting into arguments over stupid stuff
    1
  1560. thinking isn't a yes or no activity
    1
  1561. I think I may have insulted the wrong side
    1
  1562. Pusssssssssssy violates YouTube community guidelines
    1
  1563. i send out hearts
    1
  1564. so sometimes people are curious why i'm so not afraid of people to which i reply you have no idea what else is staring at me besides people
    1
  1565. people are the smallest problem
    1
  1566. i'm more afraid of something else
    1
  1567. its a good thing i have my everythingproof supersuit
    1
  1568. chances of survival are still approximately zero as usual
    1
  1569. something weird is definitely goin on. that's something everyone can agree on
    1
  1570. i'm confused about whether or not bragging means i'm not allowed to complain
    1
  1571. because sometimes i really like complaining
    1
  1572. my cat has that
    1
  1573. there's no fast way to get through a year
    1
  1574. i turned off my thinking doyyy
    1
  1575. the shape of the earth is so obvious it makes me angry
    1
  1576. where's the punchline
    1
  1577. i think i'm stuck on the wrong polanet
    1
  1578. it's musk's machine
    1
  1579. i'm kind of hoping i'll write something down and it will just completely change the way everything seems some how
    1
  1580. not just an interesting thought but a wrecking ball thought
    1
  1581. i wish i could have some wrecking ball thoughts
    1
  1582. i just need a topic and a wrecking ball
    1
  1583. or are there just three houses?
    1
  1584. in my closet
    1
  1585. yup. this is real.
    1
  1586. here's why nothing matters
    1
  1587. although after mentioning it might be typical it's good to at least consider it might be atypical as well
    1
  1588. and that has its own implications
    1
  1589. most of all lack of a guidebook
    1
  1590. my identity is mysterious that's cool
    1
  1591. i have no idea who i am
    1
  1592. someone's worst nightmare
    1
  1593. i love to be the bearer of worst news
    1
  1594. oh
    1
  1595. i think its just a mess
    1
  1596. it matters zero whose fault. its just a big mess.
    1
  1597. anyways i didn't do it
    1
  1598. so i dont have to fix anything
    1
  1599. where's the secret treasure chest?
    1
  1600. abominable
    1
  1601. you guys are just a 3
    1
  1602. let it go
    1
  1603. just watch out for witcherers
    1
  1604. do you have any idea who my dad is
    1
  1605. the americans got in their little toy airplanes and blew up two important japanese cities
    1
  1606. and no one did anything about it
    1
  1607. that's annoying i like japan
    1
  1608. religion has faith science has knowledge
    1
  1609. all money must be completely destroyed
    1
  1610. what's corona virus?
    1
  1611. i said for you to put a PORTAL in the CLOSET
    1
  1612. I'm making a snowman
    1
  1613. that's how i always feel
    1
  1614. 43 years of everything fucking sucks
    1
  1615. for the crime of excessive whining the defendant shall be crucified immediately
    1
  1616. terror answers courage
    1
  1617. the smart person won the argument. but the dumb person doesn't realize it.
    1
  1618. i don't know any spanish
    1
  1619. and take your stupid bibles
    1
  1620. what's taking so fucking long
    1
  1621. the witcherer 3
    1
  1622. now it's stuck on your face
    1
  1623. joker
    1
  1624. i need one million dollars
    1
  1625. that's why jesus walks around doing really dumb magic tricks all the time
    1
  1626. can you write the answer on a piece of paper and not show it to me?
    1
  1627. see? atoms
    1
  1628. in one voice our nation must condemn racism
    1
  1629. the ruineder the better
    1
  1630. i think reality sucks and i'm going to do my best to ruin it for everyone else
    1
  1631. i don't like obeying police. the police are rude
    1
  1632. chicks were hatching
    1
  1633. the human mind loves itself and does everything it can to make itself look good
    1
  1634. that's where you come in
    1
  1635. i always have to have the last word and then i go to jail
    1
  1636. what a waste
    1
  1637. any emergencies?
    1
  1638. i dont see any
    1
  1639. if i have anything to say about earth its that they sure like to beat the crap out of you
    1
  1640. but don't just assume that either
    1
  1641. why does every single miracle look like an amateur magic trick
    1
  1642. i think its easy to underestimate the significance of a good comment
    1
  1643. you might ask yourself does it really make a difference and actually yes it does
    1
  1644. comments can permanently alter your reality
    1
  1645. do i have evidence of that?
    1
  1646. yes
    1
  1647. I can tell you're a spy
    1
  1648. he doesn't look very smart though
    1
  1649. someone wants to be scary
    1
  1650. GET OUT OF THE CAR
    1
  1651. it's slightly better
    1
  1652. weird
    1
  1653. there was no room in the refrigerator
    1
  1654. presidenttrump was behind the attack that killed the americans
    1
  1655. not even joking
    1
  1656. he "has what it takes" to succeed
    1
  1657. no conscience
    1
  1658. and he's extremely annoying
    1
  1659. i just want a high death toll
    1
  1660. the butcher of playing field
    1
  1661. you don't scare me
    1
  1662. trump trump chuh rump
    1
  1663. that was the terrible the whole fucking time and i intend to kill god
    1
  1664. show me your pictures trumpty dumpty
    1
  1665. who are all the people in expensive suits
    1
  1666. HOW ARE you possibley not bored????? it makes NO SENSE
    1
  1667. what's the most annoying thing i can do
    1
  1668. jesus and the fucking beatles
    1
  1669. i'm frustrated because i wanted to listen
    1
  1670. you're probably teaching terror
    1
  1671. rudeness may be one of the secret virtues
    1
  1672. you've unlocked a secret virtue
    1
  1673. all he does is build walls everywhere
    1
  1674. do you disagree?
    1
  1675. i'm going to kill all the people somehow
    1
  1676. my chinese is way better than yours
    1
  1677. how interesting is this situation?
    1
  1678. i want to say very but there's no guarantee anything interesting will happen for a very long time
    1
  1679. i can imagine bad things i dont want to happen but i cant even think of a good thing that could happen
    1
  1680. if i could only have one of thos prophet staffs that shoot lightning or something
    1
  1681. bored and successful
    1
  1682. EVERYTHING IS TOYS
    1
  1683. reputation never mattered anyway
    1
  1684. earth sucks
    1
  1685. more than friends
    1
  1686. why does every second take 10 minutes
    1
  1687. all your comedy is nonverbal
    1
  1688. how can i get my mom to stop watching the news
    1
  1689. do you have any spare heads of satan?
    1
  1690. i need a trick i can do every time i feel bored
    1
  1691. chump chump chuh rump
    1
  1692. all the atoms are BANISHED
    1
  1693. it's very difficult to remember any contradictory evidence
    1
  1694. what havent you done for a whole god damn week
    1
  1695. HA HA HA HA HA
    1
  1696. superiority stress
    1
  1697. it's my preference
    1
  1698. IIOOU
    1
  1699. the can't stop smiling joker
    1
  1700. you wouldn't put any thought into why someone would put lemon juice on their face.
    1
  1701. NOBODY NEEDS LOVE
    1
  1702. no real
    1
  1703. i like writing comments and making observations
    1
  1704. all psychiatrists are ordered to literally kill themselves
    1
  1705. magic is REAL
    1
  1706. stop controlling and predicting
    1
  1707. everything sucks and cooperation makes it worse
    1
  1708. i just dislike virtues
    1
  1709. stupid ones always tire of debates first
    1
  1710. it's the ingram angel
    1
  1711. convince them i have no information at all
    1
  1712. what about you, priscilla?
    1
  1713. too polished. miserable.
    1
  1714. whered you get all the money jewjew?
    1
  1715. all we need is fun
    1
  1716. glitch
    1
  1717. the "news"
    1
  1718. Why is everyone playing governments
    1
  1719. i'm 95% sure
    1
  1720. i was well educated
    1
  1721. i meant to make my mom cry
    1
  1722. the east coast is so much better. go to hell california!
    1
  1723. i bet there's an easy way to make life better
    1
  1724. it just feels ridiculously boring
    1
  1725. actually its not that bad
    1
  1726. because at least something's odd
    1
  1727. i've already seen ridiculously many odd things so that's good
    1
  1728. but sometimes there's a really good answer i forgot to consider
    1
  1729. for math reasons
    1
  1730. don't you worry about priscilla
    1
  1731. i'll think of it tomorrow
    1
  1732. fuck money
    1
  1733. i can barely do 5
    1
  1734. ALL WE NEED IS LAWS
    1
  1735. you can't have a question without words
    1
  1736. hopefully it's my mom
    1
  1737. you all forgot fun
    1
  1738. i'm still angry
    1
  1739. trying trying trying
    1
  1740. fuckin huffinpuff
    1
  1741. lol
    1
  1742. and then someone says ha ha the answer was so close by the whole time
    1
  1743. would you have complied?
    1
  1744. i hate penguins
    1
  1745. i don't know where i am all i know is it's not here
    1
  1746. now what are you trying to rescue
    1
  1747. where did dr marvin come from
    1
  1748. oh he's powerful?
    1
  1749. the only reason i fuck with jesus is i can't get off the planet
    1
  1750. safe and boring
    1
  1751. does it have anything to do with dr. seuss?
    1
  1752. Sir! Sir! Stand Down sir!
    1
  1753. i hate being attacked by a guy with a knife
    1
  1754. are you lying to me?
    1
  1755. sometimes your best just isn't good enough
    1
  1756. that was terrible the whole fuckin time
    1
  1757. i think you're LYING
    1
  1758. kill anyone who has money
    1
  1759. good
    1
  1760. 10
    1
  1761. rycbar
    1
  1762. can't stop smiling joker
    1
  1763. one of the ingredients in my next potion is called head of satan
    1
  1764. now stop being such a good boy
    1
  1765. something's not right
    1
  1766. how rare is consciousness?
    1
  1767. i could speculate
    1
  1768. but humans are generally not conscious they just seem so
    1
  1769. the problem is you throw in one exception and now you know nothing
    1
  1770. humans are probably never conscious assumption gets revised
    1
  1771. when you find one counterexample
    1
  1772. i cant tell if this is a rare event for a planet or for a universe
    1
  1773. on the other hand any rare event could be re-seen as a common event
    1
  1774. treating something like a common event results in using more intelligence i think
    1
  1775. assume it's happened 50 billion times before whether or not its true
    1
  1776. and you just might survive a T-rex
    1
  1777. illegal thought detected
    1
  1778. she's so cool
    1
  1779. i was angry
    1
  1780. can i have a hint?
    1
  1781. hopelessness encapsulates
    1
  1782. people are meat trees
    1
  1783. something terrible isn't going to happen
    1
  1784. i can defeat Spock I think
    1
  1785. i hate you all
    1
  1786. like flubber
    1
  1787. dear people monsters
    1
  1788. i am dissatisfied with my living situation
    1
  1789. i just want a fucking portal
    1
  1790. i don't trust you
    1
  1791. fuck jewpaper
    1
  1792. memories are easy to erase
    1
  1793. i could only afford 2/3 of the stuff in the carriage
    1
  1794. barf in a bucket why are you so FUCKIGN HARD TO LISTEN TO
    1
  1795. every day sucks for 16,000 days
    1
  1796. FUCK JEWPAPER
    1
  1797. whose side am i on
    1
  1798. i fucking hate this world
    1
  1799. i curse psychiatrists
    1
  1800. fuckin hufflepuff
    1
  1801. that's my ultimatum
    1
  1802. if god asks me if i did my best i reassure him i did my absolute worst
    1
  1803. I have maximum uncertainty
    1
  1804. he talks as fast as he can with confidence and stupid crossed eyes.
    1
  1805. try aromatherapy
    1
  1806. you KNOW you should have won the argument
    1
  1807. as if i couldnt wait for tomorrow to get here
    1
  1808. because something fun was coming
    1
  1809. i cant remember fun right now
    1
  1810. BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY
    1
  1811. fuck john oliver. Last week. tonight.
    1
  1812. i can turn every police car into a postal truck
    1
  1813. annoyed
    1
  1814. so what brings such an important guy like me to a measely little planet like this?
    1
  1815. i could really use a break god
    1
  1816. if your out there
    1
  1817. explain to me how to destroy all money
    1
  1818. which would you rather be
    1
  1819. the future looks like unavoidable misery
    1
  1820. faityh hope and love love love
    1
  1821. please tell her to stop
    1
  1822. they're human. they're SOULS.
    1
  1823. go ahead, make my day. boo me.
    1
  1824. i'm wearing my boo-proof supersuit today
    1
  1825. i sell boo-proof t-shirts for $5 each
    1
  1826. wear one of those and you can walk on a stage and not be injured by boos
    1
  1827. you could just take a nap on the stage
    1
  1828. booproof tshirts
    1
  1829. they come in two colors black and clear
    1
  1830. me now doesn't give a fuck about me yesterday
    1
  1831. i hope everyone dies
    1
  1832. why do they keep protesting?
    1
  1833. boo
    1
  1834. doctor
    1
  1835. he likes talking about money
    1
  1836. i'm gonna blow up bermuda now
    1
  1837. how do i check for atoms
    1
  1838. fools
    1
  1839. probable
    1
  1840. 3+2+3 feels like 7
    1
  1841. i spend all my time trying to kill the government
    1
  1842. i slept better than usual last night
    1
  1843. he doesn't believe in magic
    1
  1844. The little beast
    1
  1845. what happens when there's only one person left not in the group
    1
  1846. and so learning not to worry was actually the most valuable thing i could do
    1
  1847. how not to worry
    1
  1848. i often worry without even noticing it
    1
  1849. maybe i could learn to identify the worry
    1
  1850. i was taught to self-sacrifice
    1
  1851. why am i laughing and not shooting
    1
  1852. you obviously don't have a fuckin clue how to do your fuckin job
    1
  1853. WAR
    1
  1854. never get between them
    1
  1855. i went shopping and guess what happened
    1
  1856. join my club it costs a penny and you get free access to heaven
    1
  1857. FUCK MONEY
    1
  1858. he makes annoying mouth sounds
    1
  1859. that's okay
    1
  1860. Imagine flying on an airplane and everyone is leaning forward with a look of strain
    1
  1861. you are so lucky to have found me buddy
    1
  1862. where's god's anus?
    1
  1863. i haven't been happy in years
    1
  1864. i'll blow them all down with a stiff breeze
    1
  1865. don't hit him. he's a politician.
    1
  1866. i'm 95% sure people are meat trees
    1
  1867. i'm really good at dying
    1
  1868. can i have 20 bucks?
    1
  1869. did i mention my superpowers?
    1
  1870. i'm very good at pretending to be weak and harmless
    1
  1871. too good it's a problem
    1
  1872. i'm like a bashful siren
    1
  1873. i dont want to be responsible for another sinking boat
    1
  1874. i'm very, very, very bad luck
    1
  1875. not sorry
    1
  1876. i just need to have many consecutive pleasant days
    1
  1877. i can scare the people by killing a bunch of smart aliens
    1
  1878. and then they will join me
    1
  1879. and together we can blow up the earth
    1
  1880. that's my entire plan
    1
  1881. if i ever have to stand before god he better fucking thank me
    1
  1882. that's all
    1
  1883. i admire your confidence
    1
  1884. right when he has the smug arrogant little grin something unexpected happens. i don't know what. think of something.
    1
  1885. lets stop wasting each others time
    1
  1886. I WANT A NEW REALITY
    1
  1887. i haven't even started and you're dare accuse me of what?
    1
  1888. FUCK YOU TRIANGLE PUSSIES
    1
  1889. i feel so violated
    1
  1890. i didn't know they still existed
    1
  1891. you look like you know how to get off a planet
    1
  1892. your voice is like puke dripping on crap
    1
  1893. you don't have courage
    1
  1894. otherwise you can be threatened
    1
  1895. Why even play
    1
  1896. thats as far as i could listen
    1
  1897. every time
    1
  1898. she's so annoying
    1
  1899. it's a problem
    1
  1900. i'm so fucking bored every day
    1
  1901. feedback is probably true. agreed.
    1
  1902. hold on a sec... who's threatening who again
    1
  1903. it's so confusing
    1
  1904. how much damage could a pissed off class five mutant do anyway
    1
  1905. to an entire planet
    1
  1906. a planet of pseudo conscious animal robots
    1
  1907. i'm no math minor, but oh wait yes i am
    1
  1908. math minors are slightly cooler than math majors
    1
  1909. for reasons that mathmajors would not quite understand
    1
  1910. i'm joining hufflepuff
    1
  1911. That's what an engineer would say.
    1
  1912. earth. it's not a little bad. it's for connoisseurs of toxic poisons.
    1
  1913. comment hall of fame
    1
  1914. earth sets the bar for the rest of the aliens
    1
  1915. i also got cherry pie ice cream
    1
  1916. define stupid
    1
  1917. researcher sounds even worse
    1
  1918. their helpful tidbits of information
    1
  1919. I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY
    1
  1920. i like learning
    1
  1921. my reality looks exactly like THIS
    1
  1922. he likes elon musk
    1
  1923. some people say i'm insane
    1
  1924. i like people who have the courage to go off script
    1
  1925. sanity is easy and boring
    1
  1926. i'll fuckin find you
    1
  1927. i have a terrible feeeling
    1
  1928. humans are 99.99% likely to be a very small fish in a big ocean
    1
  1929. they just dont seem to see themselves that way
    1
  1930. if you're wrong about that, it would be hard to stay wrong forever
    1
  1931. if you honestly believe you have no natural predators or enemies... you're likely to do something extremely dumb
    1
  1932. so its a dangerous assumption to just.... assume
    1
  1933. you dont dive into a swimming pool to check if there's water in it
    1
  1934. it's my favorite activity
    1
  1935. CANNONBALL
    1
  1936. like they do every fucking time
    1
  1937. they're RUDE
    1
  1938. death curse on everybody
    1
  1939. he looks 50% stronger than the average person
    1
  1940. i just want something somewhere to get a little better. that would be progress.
    1
  1941. well there's no emergency
    1
  1942. i feel embarrassed often
    1
  1943. it's not a very serious problem
    1
  1944. i was always just a piece of meat
    1
  1945. the farmers and their pitchforks chasing jesus who is fast
    1
  1946. my only goal is to someday ruin money
    1
  1947. NOW
    1
  1948. i'm incubating
    1
  1949. and a candy bar
    1
  1950. death curse on rich people
    1
  1951. u sure u have everything under control?
    1
  1952. my new goal is the destruction of money
    1
  1953. tell me about reality
    1
  1954. it sounds like an abomination
    1
  1955. whast did i forget?
    1
  1956. i make earth a little more colorful
    1
  1957. i have a flock of firesheep
    1
  1958. what other planet has firesheep
    1
  1959. obedience is for cowards and police
    1
  1960. look how retarded they are they don't even want to die
    1
  1961. i think i can use that to jump into the pool
    1
  1962. trump received a warm welcome in chicago
    1
  1963. dont you watch fox news?
    1
  1964. i'm still alive but reality is weird
    1
  1965. it was a big terrible misunderstanding
    1
  1966. doorbell
    1
  1967. you're almost uncatchable i'm actually uncatchable
    1
  1968. That's fun too
    1
  1969. exactly how bad it was that's how good it was it's just perspective
    1
  1970. hypocrites live longer than saints
    1
  1971. do you get paid to stress people out
    1
  1972. he turned on his boring machine again
    1
  1973. the circus inside of a black box
    1
  1974. a fun solution
    1
  1975. scientists worship atoms
    1
  1976. i hate trumpets too
    1
  1977. idiotland
    1
  1978. my full time career is the destruction of MONEY
    1
  1979. death curse on rich people
    1
  1980. anyway when i'm bored i look for ways to annoy people
    1
  1981. but maybe i shouldnt keep getting offended
    1
  1982. i keep catching people doing things wrong
    1
  1983. faults...
    1
  1984. i love dying
    1
  1985. GETOUTOFTHECAR
    1
  1986. then i get to walk around and be unexceptional all day
    1
  1987. you're BORED
    1
  1988. although...
    1
  1989. bullets go so fast it's hard to tell who is trying to dodge them and who is trying to catch them
    1
  1990. jesus the clumsy amateur magician
    1
  1991. he's a pooper
    1
  1992. the better version is different
    1
  1993. not me
    1
  1994. that's not herd immunity
    1
  1995. that's how much i fuck money
    1
  1996. manyman
    1
  1997. NO
    1
  1998. the richer the person the stronger the curse
    1
  1999. straight A's for you
    1
  2000. i've interacted with AIs and... strengths and weaknesses
    1
  2001. obviously
    1
  2002. and how's that going for you? you can't just bomb
    1
  2003. my mom is mad at him
    1
  2004. it sucks to be human
    1
  2005. free suicide clinics in 2020
    1
  2006. but i dont want to complain all day how can i make today a little better
    1
  2007. sometimes it helps to be extra honest
    1
  2008. especially when you have no idea what to do
    1
  2009. doesn't that hurt someone asked, but i was seeing stars
    1
  2010. i needed another $100 for that
    1
  2011. i'm gonna attack jesus with everything i have
    1
  2012. okay but you have to use words. no killing the... citizens
    1
  2013. decades pass
    1
  2014. what would be even better
    1
  2015. i see pictures that you fortunately don't get to see
    1
  2016. outrage in florida
    1
  2017. with very limited information it's better to assume this is a typical instance of something
    1
  2018. and so now i'm just stuck here?
    1
  2019. sometimes useful
    1
  2020. can i try?
    1
  2021. it's their punishment
    1
  2022. worst fucking dream ever
    1
  2023. DEATH CURSE ON LITERALLY EVERYONE
    1
  2024. today feels like a slightly hopeful day
    1
  2025. i think it might not be that bad
    1
  2026. what would make today a little better
    1
  2027. love is CANCELED
    1
  2028. it's kind of like proving that this isn't a dream
    1
  2029. death warrant on anyone who belongs to APA
    1
  2030. THE RICHER THE PERSON THE STRONGER THE DEATH CURSE
    1
  2031. lewis carroll
    1
  2032. so i imagine i'm standing next to the door about to knock all frustrated and i see that sign each time.
    1
  2033. it's not an emergency
    1
  2034. and suddenly i cant remember what the emergency was
    1
  2035. they spelt their name wrong too
    1
  2036. get rid of my annoying twin
    1
  2037. so i'm not actually here is what you're saying
    1
  2038. who's tired of the debate...
    1
  2039. i need to think out loud
    1
  2040. take a step back.
    1
  2041. life isnt good but it s much better than it was
    1
  2042. that's a good sign
    1
  2043. no harm done means you're welcome
    1
  2044. i left a third at the supermarket
    1
  2045. am i close?
    1
  2046. are they still alive
    1
  2047. nothing is precious everything is toys
    1
  2048. what makes you think this is the real world?
    1
  2049. so i get it wrong a lot
    1
  2050. i threw away larger and larger everythings
    1
  2051. your mind is what makes you unique not your appearance
    1
  2052. fuck people
    1
  2053. they got it!
    1
  2054. i just had an encouraging thought
    1
  2055. i get frustrated because i look to the future and... i dont see anything.
    1
  2056. and i was noticing how that's like being on a boat and you look at the horizon and you see nothing but ocean
    1
  2057. the horizon is nothing but ocean
    1
  2058. i think its not unusual for that to happen
    1
  2059. what if i get decades of ocean followed by the most amazing discovery ever
    1
  2060. that would be worth it
    1
  2061. and how awesome would it feel to see land on the horizon for the first time in decades
    1
  2062. i think things might get more interesting in 2023
    1
  2063. and that makes me feel better now even though its only 2019
    1
  2064. its like a giant hierarchical structure
    1
  2065. but its all just for play
    1
  2066. i cant think of anything important there would be to do
    1
  2067. that's a funny thought. there's nothing important to do.
    1
  2068. hypocrites live longer
    1
  2069. is there something useful or important i could do
    1
  2070. to improve my situation
    1
  2071. i suggest writing a whole bunch of comments
    1
  2072. it helps a little bit
    1
  2073. she just laughed herself off the screen again okay she's back
    1
  2074. give me one more biology lesson. I fucking DARE you.
    1
  2075. I COMMAND THIS MONEY DREAM TO DIE
    1
  2076. i say the same thing every fucking day
    1
  2077. i'm going to teleport out of here
    1
  2078. vaseline works much better
    1
  2079. i lost my fear
    1
  2080. where the fuck is that little shit hiding
    1
  2081. is she an angel
    1
  2082. how understood
    1
  2083. ask me if i'm bored
    1
  2084. i'm gonna fuckin kill god
    1
  2085. 1 in trillions anomalies
    1
  2086. obvious certain things are strangely obvious
    1
  2087. it has come to our attention that all news has been canceled for the next 48 hours
    1
  2088. it works approximately 100% of the time
    1
  2089. derealization
    1
  2090. including one that bites
    1
  2091. just turn that shit off
    1
  2092. all shame is excessive
    1
  2093. now watch me kill them
    1
  2094. 4 warriors and a bunch of cops
    1
  2095. and strong witches
    1
  2096. i hate jesus and i hate the beatles
    1
  2097. sometimes its good to talk about feelings
    1
  2098. i need entertainment
    1
  2099. i'll probably be stuck here for another hundred years
    1
  2100. someone wasted a class five mutant on a planet
    1
  2101. can i have money
    1
  2102. just a little i'm bored
    1
  2103. in fact outdoors might be the most sarcasticly effective treatment ever
    1
  2104. are all ingram's reports this good?
    1
  2105. i'm so defiant while i play brahms lullaby. it's funny.
    1
  2106. how dare who did what?
    1
  2107. i'll teach you to be mean you super mean people
    1
  2108. i like youtube comments. they're scary but not too scary.
    1
  2109. i can lock myself in the attic and communicate by youtube comments
    1
  2110. until 2036
    1
  2111. i'm going to commandeer this attic
    1
  2112. this attic can travel through time very slowly
    1
  2113. i'm going to 2036
    1
  2114. playing brahms lullaby extra realxing version
    1
  2115. the ruler confirmed it
    1
  2116. eventually there comes a time when you're so annoying that someone has to take away your horn
    1
  2117. oh i was missing important information
    1
  2118. this dream is getting dangerously close to pissing me off
    1
  2119. he definitely likes showing off
    1
  2120. why do i get migraines?
    1
  2121. i'm tired of superheroes
    1
  2122. tom and jerry
    1
  2123. you can get any information you want with torture
    1
  2124. how sweet
    1
  2125. does that sound rude
    1
  2126. does anyone have a spaceship i could borrow?
    1
  2127. just put it in my backyard thanks
    1
  2128. 1% chance there'll be a spaceship in my backyard tomorrow
    1
  2129. i'm an optimist
    1
  2130. i know how to fly a spaceship
    1
  2131. it's called being smart
    1
  2132. i keep getting in trouble with police for disobeying them
    1
  2133. now i have to give you something to accuse me about
    1
  2134. i bought dog ice cream for aaron's friend Alby
    1
  2135. hero-killers
    1
  2136. She sings cup song on gurinel
    1
  2137. and a minecraft chicken
    1
  2138. umm
    1
  2139. i passed the sanity check
    1
  2140. I like Ed Gein
    1
  2141. ficking librarians
    1
  2142. i've been on tv in taiwan many times
    1
  2143. pastor paul
    1
  2144. maybe i can annoy someone
    1
  2145. you know what i want? the strawberry banana smoothie i had to leave at shaws
    1
  2146. my plan is to become increasingly annoying until i get everything i want
    1
  2147. you just walk around saying that's so stupid
    1
  2148. hi charlie brown
    1
  2149. i'm not afraid of talking flowers
    1
  2150. 10!
    1
  2151. i do something merely because i'm compelled not to
    1
  2152. chump chump chuh rump
    1
  2153. something reminds me of very slow decompression
    1
  2154. the problem with falling 20 miles deep is having to go 20 miles back to the top
    1
  2155. there he goes again. mouth noises. he keeps doing that.
    1
  2156. but then she decides to be a hero again. boring.
    1
  2157. it helps
    1
  2158. lets make pretty borders that no one gets by
    1
  2159. 5 minutes of actual conversation would have been much better
    1
  2160. not caring solves 50% of problems
    1
  2161. how did she do that
    1
  2162. i have 7 or 8. it's enough.
    1
  2163. what riddle? i'm not good at riddles.
    1
  2164. all he does is draw borders with his MAGIC PRESIDENT PEN
    1
  2165. i checked a few million times
    1
  2166. autistics are literally the worst at sex. if you're autistic and considering sex, just don't even try.
    1
  2167. HAVE NO RULES!
    1
  2168. 1st step to becoming a christian is believe you are fundamentally flawed
    1
  2169. i would like to personally see to the demise of jesus
    1
  2170. NOT ME NOT YOU
    1
  2171. i'm so fucking bored
    1
  2172. how do i teleport to california
    1
  2173. clean up in aisle earth
    1
  2174. i'm bored
    1
  2175. actually more than being bored is i'm afraid of being bored
    1
  2176. endless days and nights disappear into vast eternity and each day is slightly less tolerable
    1
  2177. Death curse on God
    1
  2178. what would be beneficial?
    1
  2179. you would benefit greatly from a decrease in quality of your videos
    1
  2180. did someone say genocide?
    1
  2181. i believe you
    1
  2182. my mom walks around panicking all the time
    1
  2183. i used to be captain of debate team
    1
  2184. eventually you will give in and give me one million dollars
    1
  2185. magic is EVERYWHERE
    1
  2186. i'm rude to people to the point where he's just about to flip out and then i be nice again
    1
  2187. and i can't
    1
  2188. i didn't protect the worthless thing
    1
  2189. me? i believe in EIGHT santa clauses
    1
  2190. i bring gifts of oak and king sized sharpies
    1
  2191. he's playing legends of something
    1
  2192. one of us shall die i say happily
    1
  2193. i made fun of kids for their teardrop tattoos
    1
  2194. wonder woman
    1
  2195. oh look the dogs are wearing clothes again
    1
  2196. it's so cute
    1
  2197. only good dogs get their lines right
    1
  2198. i forgot that can happen
    1
  2199. what if this is an atom dream
    1
  2200. i only watch sippity certified news
    1
  2201. i lost tik tok for 6 months for saying terrible things because the back button disapperaed
    1
  2202. two words of advice: don't die.
    1
  2203. can we have another plot twist?
    1
  2204. the boredom is killing me
    1
  2205. complain complain complain i'm still not happy
    1
  2206. no fair there has to be a good part eventually
    1
  2207. it just stays awful the whole time?
    1
  2208. if you need me i'll be hiding in an attic somewhere
    1
  2209. how can any planet be this terrible
    1
  2210. it doesnt even make sense
    1
  2211. i'm forgetting a house
    1
  2212. danger level: 3 out of 10
    1
  2213. if you ever want to get better at telepathy you first have to get rid of most of your rules and learn to listen
    1
  2214. it exists to deceive you
    1
  2215. obviously false statement
    1
  2216. why did... thee... chack... in
    1
  2217. deal?
    1
  2218. i hated it the whole time. that's all i have to say about life on earth
    1
  2219. he hates all forms of violence even swear words
    1
  2220. IT'S JUST INK
    1
  2221. Captain Picard
    1
  2222. i have an alien fetish
    1
  2223. i'm going to go make monsters now
    1
  2224. loves the law
    1
  2225. it has atoms
    1
  2226. that's not the right word
    1
  2227. michael jackson
    1
  2228. I'm autistic
    1
  2229. today i learned that chicago has a tax for boat moorings.
    1
  2230. not irrelevant. it implies unhappy boat owners.
    1
  2231. how to waste your life
    1
  2232. NOT thankful
    1
  2233. high iq monsters
    1
  2234. superman did not want to do that
    1
  2235. i cooperate TOO much
    1
  2236. but i didn't even do anything wrong
    1
  2237. I am bored and depressed
    1
  2238. i give people F's but if you ask me why i dont even know
    1
  2239. some people are just definitely an F.
    1
  2240. my mom is obviously an F
    1
  2241. but i'm surprised to find out i cant point out one flaw
    1
  2242. surprised because i expected to find many examples
    1
  2243. i have courage
    1
  2244. and i want all new people
    1
  2245. i want a tiger
    1
  2246. if anyone has any extra tigers
    1
  2247. why not give me a tiger. if you get lucky it'll just eat me
    1
  2248. i get along with most animals
    1
  2249. except for the very smart ones
    1
  2250. my best friend rocket was dumber than 15% of cats
    1
  2251. i mean dumber than 85% of cats
    1
  2252. i think that's why we got along so well
    1
  2253. its a good thing he didnt have to rely on his hunting skills to live thats for sure
    1
  2254. tiger the earlier cat actually caught birds and things. we needed to put a bell around her neck. or s omething.
    1
  2255. rocket was safe for birds
    1
  2256. we don't even need love
    1
  2257. i just make one up
    1
  2258. awesome show!
    1
  2259. disaster waiting to happen lol
    1
  2260. i love it when she punches the other girl in the face. she should have kicked her in the ribs a few times for punctuation though.
    1
  2261. holding the thought feels like nails on a chalkboard
    1
  2262. until he dies that is
    1
  2263. every day sucks for 16,000 days
    1
  2264. I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY
    1
  2265. i was noticing how the assumption this is an extremely rare event was having an unknown impact on my thinking
    1
  2266. define rare
    1
  2267. i could watch a horror movie
    1
  2268. blow my mind
    1
  2269. shhhhh
    1
  2270. i'm just bored and need one million dollars
    1
  2271. he looks like trump
    1
  2272. why does it now exist?
    1
  2273. what happens after you realize this
    1
  2274. FUCK MONEY
    1
  2275. playing dodge bullet
    1
  2276. i have a thing for abominations
    1
  2277. i'm not like ironman. i'm always loud and annoying for no reason
    1
  2278. did he heal another blind man
    1
  2279. ironman can shoot energy with his palms too? i can do that
    1
  2280. this is NOT. a funny joke.
    1
  2281. the chicken was cold
    1
  2282. and i go with my instincts
    1
  2283. i'm very safe
    1
  2284. that must have some interesting implications
    1
  2285. what are the implications of being much safer than you thought
    1
  2286. you can stop worrying so much
    1
  2287. i think i can stop worrying so much now
    1
  2288. i'll just be careful around the superanimals
    1
  2289. to me they're just evil alien scientists
    1
  2290. living things like plants are easier to practice with
    1
  2291. i'm gonna fuckin kill god
    1
  2292. death curse on all of the rich people
    1
  2293. i just wanted to appear spanish
    1
  2294. the only thing i hate more than animals is plants
    1
  2295. juh heen? no...
    1
  2296. filthy liars
    1
  2297. i'm going to kill god as soon as i get out of this machine
    1
  2298. what if i wanted to give you useful advice
    1
  2299. this sucks. i complain.
    1
  2300. the bullets miss but the knives nick
    1
  2301. not again
    1
  2302. now it's called Planet Dirt
    1
  2303. ravens have talons not claws
    1
  2304. this is the stupidest dream in all eternity
    1
  2305. who proceeded to betray me
    1
  2306. the room feels too real and it's annoying
    1
  2307. everything she says is stupid in a not concealed sort of way
    1
  2308. by the way i hate altruism
    1
  2309. love is stupid
    1
  2310. if awkward gets applause, you get a round
    1
  2311. lets step back and call this funny
    1
  2312. i don't believe in planets
    1
  2313. BECAUSE OF COVID PROTESTS
    1
  2314. bad people
    1
  2315. why do you sound just like jesus, beatles
    1
  2316. "never do this" i never say never do anything
    1
  2317. i hate cold water
    1
  2318. i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate america
    1
  2319. i learned
    1
  2320. FUCK ALL PEOPLE OBEY MONEY
    1
  2321. you have one hour
    1
  2322. he can pay computer games somewhere else
    1
  2323. not once did i cease to complain
    1
  2324. i'm too afraid
    1
  2325. it's not an emergency
    1
  2326. everyone makes that mistake sometimes
    1
  2327. but if i cant see past it quickly enough it might make me look dumb
    1
  2328. whoever set this up did a very good job
    1
  2329. there's no place like safe now
    1
  2330. fuck money
    1
  2331. that makes it less rude
    1
  2332. if it shows up i have to get rid of it
    1
  2333. i'm bored
    1
  2334. it seems that at least the worst case scenario has been eliminated
    1
  2335. it used to look terrible and hopeless now it just looks terrible
    1
  2336. i'm bored every fucking day
    1
  2337. i need to talk to god for a sec
    1
  2338. it's too hard to get
    1
  2339. i've got a problem with this superman
    1
  2340. FART SOUND
    1
  2341. "god"
    1
  2342. rulers can't lie
    1
  2343. i was planning to getting around to checking that eventually
    1
  2344. it makes fun of you as you speak it
    1
  2345. he's so misunderstood
    1
  2346. simon says everyone take off your panties.
    1
  2347. (this is for science purposes)
    1
  2348. i think excessive shame is a problem
    1
  2349. you. are. the. first. president. since.... is she a robot?
    1
  2350. she usually watches fox news
    1
  2351. okay?
    1
  2352. trumpty dumpty had a great wall
    1
  2353. declaring things
    1
  2354. i automatically despise you TRUMP
    1
  2355. he probably gets his feelings hurt every time he argues
    1
  2356. in slow motion
    1
  2357. i keep catching people doing things wrong
    1
  2358. it's a weird thing for me to do
    1
  2359. there i go catching people doing things wrong again
    1
  2360. part of me thinks but obviously they're doing something wrong, right?
    1
  2361. they're being annoying which technically is allowed, but it's annoying.
    1
  2362. i'm noticing my tendency to want to correct other people's behavior
    1
  2363. let me go correct some people's behavior free of charge.
    1
  2364. its a weird thing for me to do
    1
  2365. i bet he's 3 feet tall
    1
  2366. christianity
    1
  2367. a new character appears
    1
  2368. science is even sillier than religion
    1
  2369. go stand next to santa claus
    1
  2370. now you fucked up
    1
  2371. you're good-looking which works against you because you rely on it too much.
    1
  2372. so i just be annoying all day
    1
  2373. where's my 5 thousand dollars at
    1
  2374. do you surrender?
    1
  2375. notice that everything here is being quiet....
    1
  2376. what's a word?
    1
  2377. Who do you work for
    1
  2378. rocket
    1
  2379. stop doing that
    1
  2380. do they eat ham
    1
  2381. i want to learn to teleport
    1
  2382. he's talking to his fat jew friends on the phone again
    1
  2383. it took 6 police 45 minutes to do that
    1
  2384. no one fucking with a time ninja
    1
  2385. i've been asking him for money for years
    1
  2386. always cooperate with torture 100% that's the correct response.
    1
  2387. i'm 1% sure
    1
  2388. the whole planet sucks and no one complains
    1
  2389. plus my only important secret i have is how many fingers am i holding up
    1
  2390. i thought it was a conversation
    1
  2391. watching news is even worse than reading the bible
    1
  2392. yes. i know you're annoying. stop convincing me.
    1
  2393. i can't actually listen to them speak
    1
  2394. tyson uppercut
    1
  2395. start from religion and keep going you eventually reach science
    1
  2396. at least oreilly was a little smart where did they find her
    1
  2397. i also love getting scars. they're way cooler than tattoos
    1
  2398. are you rescuing something?
    1
  2399. there should be safeguards
    1
  2400. you're all fuckin gonna DIE
    1
  2401. newels
    1
  2402. scary but not too scary. that means fun.
    1
  2403. writing comments is one of several things i do for fun
    1
  2404. i also eat dove ice cream bars
    1
  2405. that's not scary but buying them is a little scary
    1
  2406. i have to leave the attic
    1
  2407. adults have millions of important rules
    1
  2408. so i dont like to leave the attic
    1
  2409. sometimes it feels like all i know is i'm breaking half of the rules i just dont know what they are
    1
  2410. this is the stupidest reality imaginable
    1
  2411. it worked too damn well
    1
  2412. how did you come to this conclusion?
    1
  2413. i've made my final decision. i join all three houses except slytherin
    1
  2414. when is god's birthday?
    1
  2415. from now on i always carry my license
    1
  2416. i know my rights
    1
  2417. they insist that pedophilia is a mental disorder and must be destroyed
    1
  2418. we are in elon musk's dream
    1
  2419. so.... who hit the comma he asked
    1
  2420. whoever told you humans were special and important was lying i dont care if it was jesus
    1
  2421. god doesn't care about people
    1
  2422. people are unimportant
    1
  2423. nobody cares about people except people
    1
  2424. my headache just got worse
    1
  2425. what's happening?
    1
  2426. i was getting aggressive but its funny
    1
  2427. not intentional rule-breaking
    1
  2428. i'm bad at remembering rules
    1
  2429. Zod just isn't smart enough for conversations
    1
  2430. in reality you have matter without consciousness
    1
  2431. don't make me stop the highway or something
    1
  2432. what makes an insult more painful is if you believe it a little
    1
  2433. you're extra welcome
    1
  2434. i hate it when that happens
    1
  2435. its embarrassing and i think there was another reason
    1
  2436. intelligence isn't everything
    1
  2437. dreams don't have atoms
    1
  2438. maybe that's a clue. i despise my own appearance
    1
  2439. accept what's wrong with being ugly
    1
  2440. its not like i'm extremely ugly. i'm only mildly ugly.
    1
  2441. what if i like being mildly ugly?
    1
  2442. then i guess i nailed it
    1
  2443. i could think of worser curses
    1
  2444. i'd rather be ugly than have some other problem that actually mattered
    1
  2445. i'd rather be ugly than stupid
    1
  2446. winterblue
    1
  2447. obey obey no it's not ok
    1
  2448. now the whole planet sucks
    1
  2449. you wouldn't dare let me be bored for decades
    1
  2450. i literally plan to ruin all of the money somehow
    1
  2451. i'm trying to figure out what causes the constant sense of urgency
    1
  2452. wouldn't it be better if i just relaxed?
    1
  2453. there might be something important to notice
    1
  2454. that urgency can decrease gradually
    1
  2455. but it would be cool to find a way to make urgency decrease a whole bunch in a short time
    1
  2456. reality is a heavy hallucination
    1
  2457. i'll be okay i just needed to vent a little
    1
  2458. sorry fox i feel better now
    1
  2459. you're doing everything right i just like to be insulting sometimes
    1
  2460. everyone plays the cards they're dealt
    1
  2461. quick he's getting away
    1
  2462. the thought isn't allowed so unless you write it down you'll forget
    1
  2463. noticing how disappointed i am in others behavior
    1
  2464. sorry but that's not even close
    1
  2465. how well are people doing being people? "that's not even close"
    1
  2466. but didnt i have a good reason to be angry?
    1
  2467. 17,667 days
    1
  2468. everything is canceled
    1
  2469. today was slightly less boring than usual. like a breath of fresh air. i'll sleep better tonight.
    1
  2470. where's the joke
    1
  2471. i always go after the most powerful one
    1
  2472. i'm supposed to be at the roller coaster planet
    1
  2473. i'm gonna kill all you fuckin triangles FUCK YOU
    1
  2474. the answer is spock
    1
  2475. he can write angry poetry in a rubber room
    1
  2476. so helpful
    1
  2477. pedophiles have an image problem
    1
  2478. teach me
    1
  2479. she's fine
    1
  2480. and my axe
    1
  2481. I just hit the people I don't like
    1
  2482. for the sake of sanity i'm going to just assume there are many inhabited planets out there most of which are much better than this
    1
  2483. so it becomes the deserted island scenario
    1
  2484. i bet some planets stay interesting for a hundred years
    1
  2485. it feels a little off
    1
  2486. do you mind pretending to be an alien?
    1
  2487. and kill all the penguins
    1
  2488. probability
    1
  2489. all i was met with was vulgar language and resistance
    1
  2490. that was 6 months ago
    1
  2491. it helps me sleep at night
    1
  2492. i have a fetish for abominations
    1
  2493. i'm 3 out of 5 stars at telepathy
    1
  2494. tomorrow is going to SUCK
    1
  2495. blah blah blah blah i am a president
    1
  2496. leather pants
    1
  2497. quick we need to start killing things
    1
  2498. AI is better at assisting then leading
    1
  2499. won't even let people leave commennts on their fucking videos
    1
  2500. i'm so glad i dont have to predict anything
    1
  2501. i'm just a leaf on a river
    1
  2502. i walk in the door and my mom yells at me. where am i going to put all that?
    1
  2503. a sometimes rude dream is like a sometimes rude friend
    1
  2504. what would make me like waking up in the morning
    1
  2505. a pet tiger cub that would be pretty awesome
    1
  2506. i need a new roy mines is broken
    1
  2507. tell me who you arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    1
  2508. magic interference causes the punch to connect perfectly
    1
  2509. teddy ruxpin
    1
  2510. i only want to be where aaron isn't
    1
  2511. i don't want a fucking biology lesson
    1
  2512. have you seen any abominations recently
    1
  2513. human souls, what could be more precious than that
    1
  2514. ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
    1
  2515. what does the fox say?
    1
  2516. complain complain complain complain complain
    1
  2517. i find myself insufficiently rude. it's a flaw and it must be fixed.
    1
  2518. but i want to make people happy
    1
  2519. or do i
    1
  2520. i run around protecting people's feelings
    1
  2521. i remember the incubation display at boston museum of science
    1
  2522. guy kills 3 chipmunks on a train
    1
  2523. i need a portal to another reality
    1
  2524. and i'd tell him all about the promiscuous penguins. he has no idea.
    1
  2525. they fooled the scientists
    1
  2526. they have secret penguin orgies when the scientists aren't looking
    1
  2527. i have photographic evidence
    1
  2528. you cant argue with a picture
    1
  2529. also he copied that walk around the bed trick from me
    1
  2530. its so much better than walking back and forth in a line
    1
  2531. i totally agree
    1
  2532. humans laugh at people for such stupid reasons
    1
  2533. i. have. HAD IT.
    1
  2534. it is strategically more valuable than half of everybody wants to kill me
    1
  2535. 10 to 200 is a lie
    1
  2536. never obey
    1
  2537. why does that always happen?
    1
  2538. but i dont think i really care about the minor inconveniences i just wish life has something good about it
    1
  2539. life has nothing good about it
    1
  2540. it's pretty much miserable the entire time
    1
  2541. why everyone else doesn't hate it is the real mystery
    1
  2542. i hate it
    1
  2543. you're all so lucky i cant blow up the planet
    1
  2544. how desperate are you
    1
  2545. it teaches miscommunication
    1
  2546. fuck money
    1
  2547. it's like training except reversed
    1
  2548. you can't just have 16,000 shitty days
    1
  2549. no more sciencism
    1
  2550. i need therapy
    1
  2551. i think there are scientifically helpful things to notice
    1
  2552. i kind of wish i had a humanologist to help
    1
  2553. although that brings up another question
    1
  2554. i would be considered an atypical human but it doesn't matter i cant even find a humanologist
    1
  2555. i'm not sure how to improve things
    1
  2556. this might be a typical event
    1
  2557. as opposed to a very strange thing happening on earth. it could be something common.
    1
  2558. we have no useful information for context
    1
  2559. at least i dont
    1
  2560. i just want to kill something
    1
  2561. it was too terrible. i'm going to kill god.
    1
  2562. "smarter"
    1
  2563. i hope everyone dies
    1
  2564. i got beat up a whole bunch of times
    1
  2565. what negative things do i think people think about me
    1
  2566. dismissed as insane is a common and uninteresting response
    1
  2567. because the science part is hard to ignore
    1
  2568. science is weirder than religion
    1
  2569. no thank you i don't believe in heaven
    1
  2570. you have 3.7 million subscribers
    1
  2571. FUCK OBEY
    1
  2572. maybe i need rock and roll
    1
  2573. i like aaron now
    1
  2574. i officially request santa claus to go visit daniel kahneman
    1
  2575. get back here jesus
    1
  2576. this is boring i want to go play with demons
    1
  2577. My heart is broken I need to go recover
    1
  2578. most of the time i'm bored
    1
  2579. do less of something
    1
  2580. fuck google
    1
  2581. i hate that guy
    1
  2582. i don't not
    1
  2583. what do i wish
    1
  2584. that's a good question to ask at least once an hour
    1
  2585. i wish something would happen that would cause me to say that's definitely not boring
    1
  2586. and then when i went to sleep i'd still feel a little excited about something
    1
  2587. as if i couldnt wait for tomorrow to get here
    1
  2588. "important" toys
    1
  2589. which one are you?
    1
  2590. i love sneaky jesus
    1
  2591. i'm so scared i need a night light
    1
  2592. i'm so scared my favorite song is brahms lullaby
    1
  2593. i'm so scared i can never relax
    1
  2594. i'm so scared i'm unhappy
    1
  2595. i need to be less scared
    1
  2596. it's a science problem
    1
  2597. step one play brahms lullaby
    1
  2598. step two repeat the phrase obviously i'm safe
    1
  2599. was i traumatized?
    1
  2600. i refuse to apologize until i get out of here
    1
  2601. because so far i hated most of it
    1
  2602. he's probably right
    1
  2603. how do you propose eradicate AI
    1
  2604. i command everyone to fucking DIE
    1
  2605. you suffer exactly as much as you are virtuous
    1
  2606. rich people don't fuck with jesus
    1
  2607. it's the ingram angel
    1
  2608. this universe is a hasbro toy
    1
  2609. people worship only leads to misery anyway
    1
  2610. if you look more closely its very bad for people
    1
  2611. (not to mention all the other species)
    1
  2612. oh i thought i was somewhere else
    1
  2613. if you're on earth, you're getting a terrible deal i guarantee it
    1
  2614. I felt attacked
    1
  2615. i have lots of unresolved questions about my identity
    1
  2616. and part of me hopes to avoid the question but i can't keep doing that
    1
  2617. evidence suggests that steven is extremely different from the other people
    1
  2618. i have no idea who knows how much of what information
    1
  2619. i love to speculate but that's all it is
    1
  2620. incompatibility
    1
  2621. all we need is FUN
    1
  2622. now go finish the movie
    1
  2623. so the protests are causing an increase in government approved covid cases
    1
  2624. frosty the abomidable snowman
    1
  2625. THIS SUCKS
    1
  2626. they violate their mathematically correct level of superiority
    1
  2627. comedy is subjective, murray
    1
  2628. ALL WE NEED IS LAWS
    1
  2629. umm
    1
  2630. prudes
    1
  2631. your good reputation is going to kill you if you're not careful
    1
  2632. and also please make less covid videos
    1
  2633. engage dream mode
    1
  2634. how do i get off this planet
    1
  2635. do questions exist?
    1
  2636. i go out of my way not to do my best
    1
  2637. Only fucking retards want to exist
    1
  2638. Donald Trump sat on a wall
    1
  2639. you cant legislate gravity
    1
  2640. gravity HATES donald trump
    1
  2641. outin public like that is so embarrassing
    1
  2642. brazen!
    1
  2643. i couldnt do it
    1
  2644. because of the embarrassing part
    1
  2645. followed by 10 seconds of awkward silence
    1
  2646. t-rump
    1
  2647. bullets go in a straight line, knives curve
    1
  2648. this is awesome
    1
  2649. one of the best fight scenes ever
    1
  2650. death is a hoax
    1
  2651. what's the rule for counting lies?
    1
  2652. someone's mad at me on my own planet and i need to kill shit
    1
  2653. and now this?
    1
  2654. please say please
    1
  2655. I COMMAND EVERYBODY TO DIE
    1
  2656. we're trapped forever
    1
  2657. no it's not ok
    1
  2658. god loves people
    1
  2659. the witcher...
    1
  2660. i'm planning to kill everyone who has money because FUCK MONEY
    1
  2661. i maximum disobeyed
    1
  2662. you could be in very big trouble for hitting a police officer
    1
  2663. ordinary dream
    1
  2664. yeah, the scientists checked
    1
  2665. my comments are pretty good but i dont think many of them would make it into the comments hall of fame
    1
  2666. i'd like to make comments so impressive they qualify for the comments hall of fame
    1
  2667. for example: complain complain complain i'm still unhappy is a candidate
    1
  2668. that one's kind of hard to beat
    1
  2669. barf in a bucket. i can't even listen to him speak
    1
  2670. i refuse to stay here another ten fucking years
    1
  2671. are humans the toughest animals in the universe?
    1
  2672. that's highly unlikely
    1
  2673. most likely they're king of a very small hill
    1
  2674. my favorite part about earth is it undeniably proves the existence of intelligent alien animals
    1
  2675. not just on earth you can learn a lot from a sample size of 1
    1
  2676. "maybe we're the only inhabited planet"
    1
  2677. there's approximately a 0% chance of that being the case
    1
  2678. boredom overload...
    1
  2679. i'm going to go pretend to be dead
    1
  2680. the borderman
    1
  2681. is iron pronounced "i earn"? it's spelt wrong
    1
  2682. they scream like anyone else
    1
  2683. earth is the shittiest
    1
  2684. you can't talk about courage without talking about terror
    1
  2685. you're welcome
    1
  2686. indoor gatherings are also unacceptably dangerous <20 second laugh break>
    1
  2687. i would be police if i was extremely desperate
    1
  2688. i think torturing for information should be legal but only when it is very important
    1
  2689. i despise god
    1
  2690. otherwise you risk looking cool
    1
  2691. magic. jesus.
    1
  2692. fox does NOT care
    1
  2693. 0:20 fake tears
    1
  2694. he won't turn it off
    1
  2695. this is not a joke
    1
  2696. WHY AM I STILL SEEING IT
    1
  2697. they even found the atoms
    1
  2698. now i have to be police is such a bad...,
    1
  2699. $5 a hut
    1
  2700. they are very high reward targets
    1
  2701. i have more will power than a few billion people combined. want to see?
    1
  2702. i'm scared of running out of weed. i'm smoking it too fast again
    1
  2703. go go gadget weed
    1
  2704. i think its partially because i'm going into orange alert. nothing's getting interesting and i'm starting to panic
    1
  2705. it's probably something set to difficult mode, whatever it is
    1
  2706. what else havent i tried
    1
  2707. oh yeah brahms
    1
  2708. i have to untraumatize myself
    1
  2709. how hard could it be
    1
  2710. i hate them too
    1
  2711. how bad do things have to get before you start complaining
    1
  2712. i feel better already
    1
  2713. i left the strawberry banana smoothie, the green stuff smoothie, the berry mix smoothy, and the other oh yeah vanialla chai
    1
  2714. i run straight at death all the time
    1
  2715. like a virgin
    1
  2716. that's all i care about
    1
  2717. there must be a reason why you haven't been able to kill me yet
    1
  2718. the main reason i don't get along with police is i just disobey them. and then i'm resisting arrest.
    1
  2719. i shouldn't even exist
    1
  2720. a rabbi a priest and a scientist walk into a bar
    1
  2721. i think we're talking about different things
    1
  2722. arent you bored
    1
  2723. people are so easy to trick
    1
  2724. if you can find a way to get my mom to stop listening to news then i'll let you keep the one million dollars
    1
  2725. what if jesus didn't have the ability to walk on water but he had the ability to freeze water
    1
  2726. HALP!
    1
  2727. talking flowers
    1
  2728. just straight on punched. full force.
    1
  2729. how can reality be so tragic
    1
  2730. i fuckin hate those dickheads
    1
  2731. i don't like them
    1
  2732. i will not exist in the same reality as iluuumi fuckin natis
    1
  2733. stranded on earth island
    1
  2734. EVERYTHING IS TOYS
    1
  2735. 1 in trillions
    1
  2736. show me your pictures trumpty dumpty
    1
  2737. you have too many rules
    1
  2738. she's stupid
    1
  2739. are you an alien
    1
  2740. it's a quart
    1
  2741. your life is out of balance
    1
  2742. i hate dogs but aaron doesn't
    1
  2743. so the covid protestors conveniently ruin all of trumps campaigns
    1
  2744. so i'm just going to assume humans are a small fish in a big pond and if i'm wrong i'll be so surprised
    1
  2745. (i'm a math minor. or i was in college.)
    1
  2746. so i'm 35% likely to know what i'm talking about
    1
  2747. math minors are fairly intelligent on average
    1
  2748. they're smarter than business majors by a lot
    1
  2749. if you were to compare average intelligence i mean
    1
  2750. math minors are pretty awesome
    1
  2751. and i'm single
    1
  2752. :-(
    1
  2753. i want to kill something not innocent
    1
  2754. killing bad guys is a terrible thing to advertise
    1
  2755. i'm gonna go kill a few for fun
    1
  2756. batman is a clumsy caricature
    1
  2757. what causes hero syndrome anyway?
    1
  2758. traumatic childhood experience?
    1
  2759. heroes are made not born
    1
  2760. trump demands what?
    1
  2761. i blow whistles AND horns
    1
  2762. it's me
    1
  2763. i also like to blow the competition away sometimes
    1
  2764. trumps an idiot. everybody already knows that.
    1
  2765. top secret highly classified information: trump's an idiot.
    1
  2766. it's quite obvious to anyone who isnt an idiot
    1
  2767. that's like 70% of people
    1
  2768. "why were 1500 people in chicago murdered since you took office?" it should have been 1800. the numbers went DOWN.
    1
  2769. Trump isnt trying to mislead people. he doesn't understand numbers.
    1
  2770. he's an idiot. bona fide idiot.
    1
  2771. not even his fault
    1
  2772. its the fault of the people who elect an idiot
    1
  2773. he looks pretty ordinary
    1
  2774. what if i sold real estate in hell
    1
  2775. every time i'm impolite my brother gets angry
    1
  2776. we're twins
    1
  2777. america doesn't allow that
    1
  2778. atypical is my favorite tv show for now
    1
  2779. but i dont even feel like watching it right now
    1
  2780. so something must be bothering me
    1
  2781. i think i feel unhappy with a projected trajectory
    1
  2782. i'm not sure this is going to work
    1
  2783. failure to achieve escape velocity sort of problem
    1
  2784. everything will probably be okay but it doesn't look like it
    1
  2785. maybe it's the part of the roller coaster ride where it looks like you're going to smash but then something unexpected changes
    1
  2786. tell my mom to stop listening to fox news
    1
  2787. i feel like killing illuminatis today
    1
  2788. i want to tattoo virtual planet on my face
    1
  2789. thanksgiving is canceled
    1
  2790. i earn man
    1
  2791. FUCK OBEDIENCE
    1
  2792. its not easy being autistic
    1
  2793. i just found out i was autistic a few days ago. shit.
    1
  2794. we are very misunderstood
    1
  2795. its embarrassing but it shouldn't be
    1
  2796. when i found out i was autistic on tuesday i was a little heart broken
    1
  2797. i mean wednesday
    1
  2798. anyway i already got over it
    1
  2799. bitchs
    1
  2800. we're going to have our own army and everything
    1
  2801. we're all meeting in Jared's backyard
    1
  2802. somewhere in oregon
    1
  2803. encapsulating beliefs put you in the corner
    1
  2804. science hasn't proven that pedophilia is a mental disorder
    1
  2805. how do i derealize my room
    1
  2806. anyway i'm still severely traumatized
    1
  2807. i hope i can fix that soon
    1
  2808. honestly it's a little embarrassing
    1
  2809. i feel exactly like a 3rd degree sunburn
    1
  2810. this is going to hurt for a while
    1
  2811. maybe i'll be less traumatized in december
    1
  2812. all i want for christmas is to be untraumatized
    1
  2813. it would be a christmas miracle
    1
  2814. everyone else is talking about something but he only wants to destroy all movies
    1
  2815. i need one million dollars and for my mom to stop watching the news
    1
  2816. i was a mediocre english teacher
    1
  2817. people keep dying. it makes them seem unimportant.
    1
  2818. I feel like I don't belong
    1
  2819. VR has portals
    1
  2820. i'm Dearth Vader
    1
  2821. i think the environment's flawed
    1
  2822. and its only getting worse over time
    1
  2823. what's going to stop the boulder from rolling down the hill?
    1
  2824. meanwhile i need to find a way to make life less miserable
    1
  2825. i hate my species
    1
  2826. DEATH CURSE ON RICH PEOPLE
    1
  2827. i just had a very good day
    1
  2828. police hate being bitten
    1
  2829. can you tell fox i'm blackmailing them too
    1
  2830. Hulk Hogan
    1
  2831. why do i get to live in the land of retards?
    1
  2832. LOVE IS RETARDED
    1
  2833. how do i check?
    1
  2834. Knowing things is tiresome
    1
  2835. rude
    1
  2836. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7.... zero fucks
    1
  2837. nice trick, but i'm not falling for science
    1
  2838. what's that one with the gremlins
    1
  2839. i hate you all so much
    1
  2840. wrong
    1
  2841. just stay away from arguing
    1
  2842. so indoor gatherings are unacceptably dangerous... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA how will she finish the report?
    1
  2843. i'm surrounded by very skillfully manipulative people
    1
  2844. prime minister
    1
  2845. i love you even though you're so abominable
    1
  2846. alfred i need the big gun lol
    1
  2847. sir breen brown
    1
  2848. then where am i
    1
  2849. fuck ravenclaw
    1
  2850. i want to hurt the rich people
    1
  2851. i want to kill something
    1
  2852. i ended up with four police cars chasing me
    1
  2853. i'm not safe from discomfort
    1
  2854. earth is interesting for about 20 years which is better than 10 but worse than 30
    1
  2855. and then suicide is a very reasonable response
    1
  2856. it helps to see it without all the drama
    1
  2857. again?
    1
  2858. be boring for decades is not an allowed option
    1
  2859. this sucks
    1
  2860. people do dumb things when they think they're the only anomaly
    1
  2861. just kidding
    1
  2862. he will spend the next 4 years building walls
    1
  2863. u like my baby?
    1
  2864. is there anything i can do to be more annoying
    1
  2865. are you amazing
    1
  2866. a guy with a machine gun?
    1
  2867. does this happen a lot?
    1
  2868. haven't you ever seen something old before
    1
  2869. give me one example of irrefutable evidence
    1
  2870. i'm waiting
    1
  2871. cosmic nihilism
    1
  2872. thinking... thinking... thinking... of evilplans thinking...
    1
  2873. oh there i go again
    1
  2874. i'm so bored.
    1
  2875. i wish something somewhere felt fun
    1
  2876. it makes me harder to manipulate
    1
  2877. the carrot moved 500 times in a row
    1
  2878. troop
    1
  2879. who gets what treat
    1
  2880. just be born on earth
    1
  2881. i wanted three
    1
  2882. i frequently check my closet for portals
    1
  2883. god is a giant DICK
    1
  2884. he fucks us all. what an asshole.
    1
  2885. decades of boringness
    1
  2886. but you chose the humans over us
    1
  2887. smitherines... the buh buh beautiful towers????
    1
  2888. i'm good at doing the opposite of what i'm compelled to do
    1
  2889. there's something friendly about bullets
    1
  2890. because there's GIANTS
    1
  2891. you... maniac
    1
  2892. vote for matter
    1
  2893. no
    1
  2894. existing sucks
    1
  2895. the rudeness offends me
    1
  2896. I don't like getting dirty
    1
  2897. STOP WASTING YOUR LIFE
    1
  2898. yup. atoms.
    1
  2899. today i mean nothing but harm
    1
  2900. meat trees on mattresses
    1
  2901. i don't get it
    1
  2902. that camera doesn't look like a very good weapon
    1
  2903. there's trillions of planets but only one zod
    1
  2904. in JULY
    1
  2905. more honest less perfect
    1
  2906. its just in my mind
    1
  2907. you ruined the video with the last few seconds
    1
  2908. woah woah woah. i'm the coolest guy in the room.
    1
  2909. i invoke parly
    1
  2910. STOP FUCKING AROUND
    1
  2911. monsters are vulnerable because they don't want to die
    1
  2912. it tickles
    1
  2913. this is a recipe for disaster
    1
  2914. i cant watch
    1
  2915. EVERYBODYFUCKINGDIE
    1
  2916. doesnt everyone hate trump
    1
  2917. 7E7
    1
  2918. dr. suicide sam i was?
    1
  2919. i can make toxic comments
    1
  2920. my parents convinced me god watches everything i do when i was a kid and i kept believing it
    1
  2921. how do you explain priscilla?
    1
  2922. he watches me
    1
  2923. how did one guy get to write half the new testament
    1
  2924. i'm looking for the EXIT
    1
  2925. i see things as worse than they really are
    1
  2926. that's likely to cause problems
    1
  2927. i'm easily offended
    1
  2928. if i could only see how urgency worked
    1
  2929. something feels very important
    1
  2930. something feels dreadful
    1
  2931. something to do with being polite
    1
  2932. i dont have to be polite
    1
  2933. i can't use twitter
    1
  2934. shiny
    1
  2935. i just remembered sissy is in the closet
    1
  2936. what happened to fun
    1
  2937. what's his actor name. not swazy... what was it...
    1
  2938. what what what? the beautiful towers? wut wut wut are smitherines just smitherines the beautiful towers are just smitherines and trump is sad listen to the sad in his voice it is filled with sad sad saad sad sad you can hear the sad in his voice it is so sad sa ds sad asd
    1
  2939. the richer the person the stronger the death curse
    1
  2940. i just got out of hell a few hours ago
    1
  2941. Meh
    1
  2942. this is terrible marketing for pedophiles
    1
  2943. if you can measure it it probably doesn't exist
    1
  2944. i feel fucked
    1
  2945. I'm odd
    1
  2946. that's such a huge relief
    1
  2947. i'm very odd
    1
  2948. hard to argue with that
    1
  2949. i know my rights
    1
  2950. lean into the discomfort
    1
  2951. it's the kind of thing that feels wonderful to have none of
    1
  2952. but you hide it well
    1
  2953. so he goes around doing the worst magic tricks
    1
  2954. who are those two clowns?
    1
  2955. what's the most annoying thing i can do
    1
  2956. i'm striving to become a professional nuisance
    1
  2957. i'm in no danger
    1
  2958. that'sunexpected
    1
  2959. i'm safe. just not very comfortable.
    1
  2960. everyone relax. i'm safe.
    1
  2961. i just dont feel very comfortable is the only problem
    1
  2962. not an emergency
    1
  2963. the doctor would chuckle as i walked out the door. that guy keeps thinking he's sick for every reason
    1
  2964. i'll go anywhere that aaron isn't
    1
  2965. at least i'm not boring
    1
  2966. theres an is what it is -ness to this
    1
  2967. the movies mostly suck lately
    1
  2968. that's not a good omen
    1
  2969. Alita battle something that was good
    1
  2970. he's not good at the talking part
    1
  2971. morph into poetic dreary like allen poe
    1
  2972. i was very frustrated about suicide being illegal because i was so much more miserable than average
    1
  2973. if they made it expensive i would have worked hard for it
    1
  2974. i just hate them so much
    1
  2975. it's been june for years now
    1
  2976. another thing i've noticed is animals aren't able to harm me for unknown reasons. and i think humans are just smart animals.
    1
  2977. the mean cat doesn't even scratch me anymore.
    1
  2978. explain why the mean cat stopped scratching me. she still hates me.
    1
  2979. something weird is going on
    1
  2980. also the changes tend to be gradual over time. not on or off.
    1
  2981. which is frustrating for me because i'm very impatient
    1
  2982. but i think i'm slightly less impatient than yesterday
    1
  2983. i just want ten thousand dollars so i can forget about money
    1
  2984. i hate having to think about money and solve money problems
    1
  2985. i'm much more interested in other things
    1
  2986. its 2019 why are people still worried about money
    1
  2987. dont they grow out of that
    1
  2988. can you just freeze me cryogenically and wake me up when people are bored of money
    1
  2989. its only amusing to the less intelligent humans
    1
  2990. like trump
    1
  2991. i hate ron magill
    1
  2992. ron needs to understand. this is NOT your park. or whatever. you are nothing.
    1
  2993. i hate loud mouthed bafoons
    1
  2994. this sucks
    1
  2995. what is a snogging booth
    1
  2996. we're having an argument
    1
  2997. earth is probably a privately owned planet
    1
  2998. i'm gonna fucking KILL GOD
    1
  2999. science has become obscenely politicized
    1
  3000. i'm good at stressing people out
    1
  3001. according to fox news confirmed cases in the county have climbed THIRTY PERCENT
    1
  3002. one of those deleted memories
    1
  3003. i'm just going to kill everybody
    1
  3004. i want to fucking kill everyone for being too stupid
    1
  3005. i think you are a nzai trump
    1
  3006. ironman and captin what?
    1
  3007. homer simpson
    1
  3008. i complain a lot
    1
  3009. is there or isn't there an exit?
    1
  3010. FUCK MONEY
    1
  3011. how does she do 45 things with her face. at the same time.
    1
  3012. there's a reason for complaints. it's not just cosmetic.
    1
  3013. convince me that billions of people are important. FAIL.
    1
  3014. he does fake dumb magic tricks to hide his magic
    1
  3015. hey did i discover any secret formula yet? i need to power up
    1
  3016. what's the emergency?
    1
  3017. no emergency but i cant be bored for very long periods of time
    1
  3018. malllllllllllllllllllllllllfunction
    1
  3019. i'm terrified because all change comes too little too slow
    1
  3020. why is my environment so uninteresting for so long
    1
  3021. while you're offended i'm in agony
    1
  3022. whoever ruined it is FUCKED
    1
  3023. can you get to at rest relaxed
    1
  3024. i'm darker than alyssa by a lot
    1
  3025. someone's gonna have to fuckin die
    1
  3026. that's my job
    1
  3027. every time i wake up my first thought is FUCK
    1
  3028. and then he killed everybody
    1
  3029. "we" are especially interested in what? why say we?
    1
  3030. is it sippity certified
    1
  3031. what do i look psychic?
    1
  3032. how do i hurt rich people?
    1
  3033. everyone's abominable these days
    1
  3034. you're just mad becaause i know exactly what you need
    1
  3035. all the news has been CANCELED
    1
  3036. if we're competing for last place i have a few ideas on how to make reality even worse
    1
  3037. just do everything Boris says
    1
  3038. we might possibly be the worst planet in the universe
    1
  3039. kind of cool
    1
  3040. dunning-kruger effect
    1
  3041. sometimes you forget to check something obvious
    1
  3042. the price of success is often misery
    1
  3043. i hate worse than nothing dreams
    1
  3044. it's just a few shitty decades
    1
  3045. he's just smart thats what i like any opne can be but yeah smart gentleman
    1
  3046. animals are just complicated machines
    1
  3047. glorified robots
    1
  3048. i'm going to ruin everyone's day
    1
  3049. annoying stupid robot machines
    1
  3050. unless you have more hidden surprises i dont know about
    1
  3051. i love surprises
    1
  3052. i want to kill something innocent
    1
  3053. people are dumb enough to think they're the smartest beings in the universe
    1
  3054. somethings can't be over-ruined
    1
  3055. shoulder to shoulder
    1
  3056. today he gave me a little
    1
  3057. if i dont get any superpowers i'm going to be so pissed
    1
  3058. this sucks
    1
  3059. what a shitty reality this is
    1
  3060. its decades of monotonous boredom
    1
  3061. i've never been on the radio
    1
  3062. 16,000 days of shit
    1
  3063. that's my secret
    1
  3064. freeze?
    1
  3065. so i think it's still insufficiently interesting
    1
  3066. my main response to tomorrow is do i have to
    1
  3067. and then i have to drag my body all over the place. it's too heavy.
    1
  3068. i want a wheelchair
    1
  3069. an electric one
    1
  3070. that goes extremely fast
    1
  3071. i think life gets better eventually i just have no idea how
    1
  3072. i see no path
    1
  3073. it does me no favors
    1
  3074. i just want to get off the fuckin planet
    1
  3075. i drink magic coffee
    1
  3076. i haven't finished premeditating yet
    1
  3077. this happened to me!
    1
  3078. I like dianne better
    1
  3079. what kind of thing would disguise itself as a victim to hunt bullies
    1
  3080. a very stupid animal
    1
  3081. i'm a very stupid animal
    1
  3082. and i had a stupid cat but he died
    1
  3083. its a well known scientific fact that stupid cats die quicker
    1
  3084. he was lucky to survive as long as he did
    1
  3085. my mom... she reminded me it's my own fault i have no money because i waste it on unimportant things
    1
  3086. derealization means feeling disconnected from environment
    1
  3087. my whole planet is irrelevant
    1
  3088. the more they protest the higher the numbers reported by government center
    1
  3089. there's a very small chance i'm not doomed for all eternity
    1
  3090. the worst possible combination
    1
  3091. have giants
    1
  3092. people are wild robots
    1
  3093. you don't want to see he smirks and smugs and shrugs and drools
    1
  3094. spock
    1
  3095. aaron probably won't get in trouble ONLY because of how dumb he looks
    1
  3096. why is everything so fucking expensive???
    1
  3097. (giggle)
    1
  3098. i only regret not having a big red button
    1
  3099. now what did jesus do
    1
  3100. i've heard of those
    1
  3101. i can tell by the atoms
    1
  3102. why is that so hard to type?
    1
  3103. he only sees in monochrome
    1
  3104. just go with story-teller
    1
  3105. FUCKING BEATLES
    1
  3106. i'm actually trying to figure out if you're an alien or not
    1
  3107. people locked in buses for hours having to stay in jail over night
    1
  3108. this is most likely VR
    1
  3109. bored. i need dragons or something.
    1
  3110. there's a 90% chance that the next 20 years will be terrible and there's nothing i can do about it
    1
  3111. it better not be a joke language
    1
  3112. why protect a miserable environment
    1
  3113. death doesn't really work i checked many times
    1
  3114. as if i should have asked it a long time ago
    1
  3115. honesty is more beneficial then you'd expect. deception is more harmful than you'd expect.
    1
  3116. every second takes 10 minutes so now i can't play games
    1
  3117. imagine 99% of people love earth and 1% of people can't stand it
    1
  3118. be as annoying as possible
    1
  3119. as in 365 days?
    1
  3120. i am quite disappointed
    1
  3121. that's all i ask
    1
  3122. do you believe in facts?
    1
  3123. jesus got in everyone's heads
    1
  3124. me and my everythingproof supersuit
    1
  3125. have you even looked at it?
    1
  3126. it's weird that i know exactly how it feels to be an intelligent traumatized person
    1
  3127. i like calling people monkeys but when i say it it feels only endearing
    1
  3128. i hartfe tyhis reality
    1
  3129. Magic
    1
  3130. the best way to hide real magic is with fake magic
    1
  3131. make it so superman gets beat up by the other guy
    1
  3132. and suddenly life looked more interesting somehow
    1
  3133. what havent i tried
    1
  3134. what havent i noticed
    1
  3135. why the urgency
    1
  3136. do i really need a flashy entertaining environment
    1
  3137. what uncomfortable thing keeps nagging at my attention
    1
  3138. is there a way to stop nagging thoughts
    1
  3139. i think the real problem is some kind of physical discomfort
    1
  3140. my awareness comes with an uncomfortable background feeling
    1
  3141. as a result my mind is always a little uncomfortable
    1
  3142. it's like a migraine but not that bad
    1
  3143. where the fuck is july
    1
  3144. is she a professional pundit?
    1
  3145. it's exercise
    1
  3146. brainwashed
    1
  3147. sky news is my favorite
    1
  3148. plenty of petrol just throw a match
    1
  3149. he just happens to be ten times tougher?
    1
  3150. that's a powerful word
    1
  3151. imagine you're trapped on a boring planet with no suicide clinics. there must be an intelligent response
    1
  3152. i already tried looking for spaceships i didnt find any
    1
  3153. i may have no choice but to attempt to adapt
    1
  3154. LOVE IS RETARDED
    1
  3155. dreams pretending to be not dreams
    1
  3156. wolverine
    1
  3157. she sounds half chicken
    1
  3158. can i have some money nag nag nag
    1
  3159. earth your class five mutant appears to be malfunctioning
    1
  3160. please fix that at once
    1
  3161. nag nag nag
    1
  3162. he's the only one i don't want
    1
  3163. don't say a fuckin word
    1
  3164. unless it's the only way to not die
    1
  3165. after very careful consideration i realized i fucking hate everybody
    1
  3166. i feel like killing annoying people
    1
  3167. Death isn't funny
    1
  3168. age segregation
    1
  3169. i'm going to fucking ruin EVERYTHING
    1
  3170. and he said he was like ABRAHAM LINCOLN
    1
  3171. complain complain complain
    1
  3172. its not good for autistic people
    1
  3173. i feel unhappy every day
    1
  3174. but i'm too shy to complain about it in public
    1
  3175. i already complained about as much as i dare
    1
  3176. i dont want to get in trouble but i'm very unhappy
    1
  3177. Vll + lV
    1
  3178. i just hate all faces even my own
    1
  3179. why does everyone always overestimate god
    1
  3180. if you teleported 1000 times would you still call it magic
    1
  3181. planet of the fucking retards
    1
  3182. only police obey
    1
  3183. i can get your supervisors attention
    1
  3184. i have to premeditate it first
    1
  3185. you're under a lot of pressure
    1
  3186. trump is insane
    1
  3187. she's laughing from her sides because someone said trump was OVER reacting
    1
  3188. fun challenges
    1
  3189. i can do fun challenges
    1
  3190. and you start out with really easy ones like stand up then sit down
    1
  3191. success but it was harder than i thought
    1
  3192. but on my resume i can put my ability to stand up and sit down
    1
  3193. maybe complaining is the most important skill
    1
  3194. we don't even need love
    1
  3195. i dont like being laughed at
    1
  3196. i'll be okay
    1
  3197. they think they're important but they're not
    1
  3198. what a mess
    1
  3199. does anyone know what reality we are in?
    1
  3200. i'm not happy
    1
  3201. does anybody know why i'm not happy?
    1
  3202. maybe there's a specific reason
    1
  3203. i can get through one more month. one day at a time.
    1
  3204. and then i'm going to make it to 2020
    1
  3205. even though i'd rather not
    1
  3206. existence is surprisingly worse than i would have guessed
    1
  3207. it's tortureland? of course it's tortureland. it's always tortureland.
    1
  3208. figures
    1
  3209. that's sarcasm how could it always be tortureland that makes no sense
    1
  3210. we need more fires
    1
  3211. how dangerous is this
    1
  3212. maybe i'm really afraid of something but i dont even know it
    1
  3213. why cant i ever relax?
    1
  3214. is there a reason?
    1
  3215. i feel ugly
    1
  3216. as in its hard to care about myself because of how ugly i am
    1
  3217. i wish i at least got to look cool
    1
  3218. tigers get to look cool
    1
  3219. i could prove it so they turn off the fucking comments
    1
  3220. i woke up in a hospital
    1
  3221. love is like a cockroach
    1
  3222. has anyone figured out how i'm not dead yet
    1
  3223. no one's that lucky
    1
  3224. i may as well skip through mine fields
    1
  3225. or else i will make annoying youtube comments
    1
  3226. scoffs. and. spits.
    1
  3227. where did we come from?
    1
  3228. you suffer a lot
    1
  3229. alan watts says he doesn't exist but he's sure the pencil is 6 inches long
    1
  3230. ti abloro mefaca tu faca
    1
  3231. they should feel like a 3 not a 7
    1
  3232. i'm going to start killing them now
    1
  3233. partial
    1
  3234. and other reasons
    1
  3235. 3+2+3=.........8?
    1
  3236. it's just a fucking giant
    1
  3237. IN A WEEK
    1
  3238. Xl even
    1
  3239. SHAZAM
    1
  3240. have you been hanging out with a sith emperor on weekends
    1
  3241. earth is very safe compared to some places
    1
  3242. don't you ever get tired?
    1
  3243. technically it's charity
    1
  3244. the boredest collie is smarter than people but can't pass a people IQ test
    1
  3245. humans are good at killing things. that's all.
    1
  3246. they think it proves something. it doesn't.
    1
  3247. humans prove they're so smart by building bombs and bulldozers and making planet unlivable
    1
  3248. look how much we killed! we must be the SMARTEST!
    1
  3249. that only makes them the dumbest. they make themselves miserable while destroying their own environemnt
    1
  3250. humans are pests from any objective point of view
    1
  3251. i always have a reasonable explanation
    1
  3252. i miss the red moon
    1
  3253. Jesus was a pedophile
    1
  3254. i don't care. make a second version of the movie and call it the even better version.
    1
  3255. everyone except donald trump is FIRED
    1
  3256. oh no her face fell off
    1
  3257. i want to kill the universe and give it to someone as a gift
    1
  3258. interference from some other dimension alters the movie
    1
  3259. my first priority is to be annoying
    1
  3260. like the eagerest beaver of all
    1
  3261. i fuckin hate this planet and i hope everyone dies
    1
  3262. man...
    1
  3263. do you know anything about robbing banks?
    1
  3264. i was just thinking about peoplerfish again
    1
  3265. i would be really good bait for them
    1
  3266. maybe we can catch a peoplerfish
    1
  3267. i always wanted a pet peoplerfish
    1
  3268. they're much smarter than people
    1
  3269. I'd call mine Harry
    1
  3270. they should be protesting themselves
    1
  3271. so there's a very small possibility my parents aren't flawed
    1
  3272. that hadnt occurred to me
    1
  3273. they seem so obviously flawed but i cant think of any examples
    1
  3274. what if they aren't terrible people?
    1
  3275. now i'm even more confused
    1
  3276. was i seeing everyone like monsters
    1
  3277. that only sounds better
    1
  3278. judging by the types of experiences i've had nothing very interesting will happen in the next 20 years
    1
  3279. he's the one killing everyone and uses it as excuse to kill something else
    1
  3280. someone keeps trying to kill me in my dreams i have no idea who it is
    1
  3281. i hate his annoying mouth sounds
    1
  3282. there's nothing worse than a good reputation
    1
  3283. i want a portal in my closet
    1
  3284. i choose griffindor
    1
  3285. good day
    1
  3286. i suspect foul play
    1
  3287. someone has made a biggest mistake
    1
  3288. i said no more headaches
    1
  3289. it's like a weed
    1
  3290. why does everything have to be so fuckin ugly
    1
  3291. please doesn't work on cougars
    1
  3292. money laundry
    1
  3293. all this arguing just for a fucking portal
    1
  3294. imagine being greeted by 4 warriors and a bunch of cops
    1
  3295. he holds himself to a very high standard
    1
  3296. he died
    1
  3297. mr moneybags
    1
  3298. I COMMAND EVERYBODY TO DIE NOW
    1
  3299. why does he cherish the plague
    1
  3300. i lost my fear of death
    1
  3301. he keeps mumbling something about plants. i said EXIT where is the EXIT.
    1
  3302. like i'm getting more information then normal somehow
    1
  3303. religion creates science
    1
  3304. ugliness
    1
  3305. she has way more money than he does
    1
  3306. reality is boring so i'm being as annoying as i can
    1
  3307. there should be colorful lights or something
    1
  3308. today is going to be magical and amazing
    1
  3309. i wouldn't mind if someone did it to me
    1
  3310. you'll never get away with this
    1
  3311. save the world for a million dollars
    1
  3312. that's such a depressing thing to say
    1
  3313. it sucks
    1
  3314. how can life suck for 16,000 fucking days in a fucking row
    1
  3315. i'm threatening you with annoying youtube comments
    1
  3316. everybody kill jesus
    1
  3317. i always advise thoroughly ruining your reputation before going out in public
    1
  3318. how do i get paid to stress people out
    1
  3319. if i have to be annoyed i'm going to be annoying
    1
  3320. i'm going to go insult them
    1
  3321. you call yourself the joker?
    1
  3322. today we talked about how people dont really matter
    1
  3323. if you dont believe me check one of those fact checking websites
    1
  3324. snupes or whatever
    1
  3325. From here it looks dumb
    1
  3326. i tried watching the first episode
    1
  3327. yahoo's better
    1
  3328. we're obviously in VR
    1
  3329. dear dream,
    1
  3330. aaron gave her $200 too
    1
  3331. I'm playing snowman just ignore me
    1
  3332. don't think just trust me
    1
  3333. i hate america hate hate hate hate hate it
    1
  3334. we'd get along
    1
  3335. superman gets punched
    1
  3336. she must be an angel or something
    1
  3337. i've been very bored for THOUSANDS of days
    1
  3338. how did you erase ALL of the lolicons in the internet again
    1
  3339. you know what i want? therapy
    1
  3340. i have no idea how to take care of myself
    1
  3341. we don't need any fucking rich people
    1
  3342. this guy sees reality with extra low resolution
    1
  3343. all scientists are incompetent
    1
  3344. maybe something isn't precious
    1
  3345. i'm good at jokes
    1
  3346. i lived in taipei for 5 years
    1
  3347. NAZI TRUMP
    1
  3348. Governments is boring
    1
  3349. but fox news still has to give me their million dollars
    1
  3350. must be real
    1
  3351. there's no such thing as science
    1
  3352. not here
    1
  3353. i hate you all
    1
  3354. i'm annoyed because i had to listen to my mom have 5 phone conversations about how scary covid is and how she's following all the rules
    1
  3355. good morning
    1
  3356. lemon juice messes up the camera
    1
  3357. my main goal is to annoy jesus
    1
  3358. he cares he lovews the people that s why i hate him he ACYUALLY cares
    1
  3359. "we're both ghosts can't you see that"
    1
  3360. so lets argue is what he means
    1
  3361. he isn't dangerous
    1
  3362. i dont have to be polite
    1
  3363. i can be LESS polite
    1
  3364. i can be IMpolite
    1
  3365. i'm allowed to be rude
    1
  3366. other people get to be rude sometimes
    1
  3367. the dark forest...
    1
  3368. is it possible to stop being easily offended
    1
  3369. maybe i should just stop being offended
    1
  3370. how to not be offended
    1
  3371. i don't respect you
    1
  3372. a million dollar bet... he should have been ecstatic (sarcasm)
    1
  3373. i like blaming the wrong people
    1
  3374. i spend a lot of my time intentionally destroying my reputation
    1
  3375. it makes me want to hurt rich people
    1
  3376. in my opinion earth is much worse than nothing. i'll just keep complaining till i die
    1
  3377. priscilla is watching us
    1
  3378. fucking idiot
    1
  3379. i didn't see any atoms
    1
  3380. how do you protect americans from the growing threats of fox news
    1
  3381. all i ever do is run at bullets
    1
  3382. earth is extremely dangerous. i assume everyone thinks that.
    1
  3383. there's too many
    1
  3384. play elevator music instead
    1
  3385. can you move objects from a distance?
    1
  3386. NO IT'S NOT OKAY
    1
  3387. i'm way better at listening than you
    1
  3388. Sleven
    1
  3389. because of the FUCKING APA
    1
  3390. death curse on everybody espcially the rich ones
    1
  3391. should the 1% play along for the 99%?
    1
  3392. what does shame do
    1
  3393. what was i when i wasnt spock?
    1
  3394. what's the difference
    1
  3395. spock is harder to throw off balance
    1
  3396. i dont know if i could fight with spock. he seems pretty tough.
    1
  3397. FUCK MONEY
    1
  3398. i think that's everything. i had to leave the doritos
    1
  3399. get rid of aaron
    1
  3400. imagine an a.i. that plays piano with you
    1
  3401. that means me tomorrow doesn't give a fuck about me now
    1
  3402. people tend to over-rate themselves
    1
  3403. i curse anyone who belongs to APA you are going to DIE
    1
  3404. I WANT EVERYONE TO FUCKING DIE IMMEDIATELY
    1
  3405. about the only thing i know is that i'll be fine
    1
  3406. everything else is speculation
    1
  3407. i just hope i'm not very bored for many years
    1
  3408. he's the only one i understand
    1
  3409. it's the way to NOT HERE
    1
  3410. i learned to bite
    1
  3411. i think suffering corelates with virtue
    1
  3412. the problem is that now you've pissed me off
    1
  3413. i think you just answered your own question
    1
  3414. I AM A PUSSY
    1
  3415. fuck nobel prizes
    1
  3416. the answer usually isn't as simple as less bad ones
    1
  3417. every single miracle is obviously easy to fake
    1
  3418. what else
    1
  3419. I am lost
    1
  3420. while wearing the smug face
    1
  3421. how do i turn that off
    1
  3422. applause!
    1
  3423. this is not a joke
    1
  3424. i keep forgetting maybe i'm not doomed
    1
  3425. and it's never what i think
    1
  3426. i'm neither scared of nor interested IN billions of people
    1
  3427. alien is a little better
    1
  3428. i'm not certainly doomed
    1
  3429. the understanders
    1
  3430. i fuckin hate scientists
    1
  3431. i sure wish something interesting would happen
    1
  3432. something interesting and good
    1
  3433. i would be so surprised if this turned out to be an enjoyable evening
    1
  3434. all i ever get is varying degrees of misery
    1
  3435. can my fairy godmother visit
    1
  3436. i'm in the depths of despair again
    1
  3437. abandoned by my own fairy godmother
    1
  3438. i'm so poorly behaved but i do it on purpose to be annoying
    1
  3439. no one is allowed to have money
    1
  3440. is she half chicken
    1
  3441. i won't say a WORD about what happened
    1
  3442. panicky
    1
  3443. i get panicky sometimes
    1
  3444. what does that do
    1
  3445. there's a possibility it's not helping
    1
  3446. i have PTSD
    1
  3447. where you hidin at bitchs
    1
  3448. i'm mr. t
    1
  3449. sucka
    1
  3450. and then when i got home my mom was angry
    1
  3451. terrible terrible terrible
    1
  3452. i'm being highly uncooperative
    1
  3453. i read write speak and listen fairly well
    1
  3454. you have to kill him for his birthday i think
    1
  3455. h e cherishes people
    1
  3456. no one has used A1 sauce in 10 years
    1
  3457. doesn't ring anything
    1
  3458. you look too together. it's not true.
    1
  3459. the tooth fairy
    1
  3460. christians graduate to atheism
    1
  3461. now i fight cops and go to jail
    1
  3462. DEATH CURSE ON EVERYBODY
    1
  3463. scientists checked
    1
  3464. and so now i have to go and yell at you news people
    1
  3465. i got stuck
    1
  3466. i said no to this planet
    1
  3467. i'm gonna kill god as soon as i get the chance
    1
  3468. status report.
    1
  3469. feeling disrespected
    1
  3470. and miserable
    1
  3471. be my coping mechanism
    1
  3472. facecrack
    1
  3473. i'm joining harry's side.
    1
  3474. FUCK MONEY FUCK MONEY FUCK MONEY
    1
  3475. i want to kill something innocent
    1
  3476. how long have you had your god license
    1
  3477. life is too long and boring to obey
    1
  3478. make a fuckin joke
    1
  3479. words are like chess pieces
    1
  3480. beep
    1
  3481. we can be abominable together
    1
  3482. i'm pretty dangerous. i can kill a star wars evil emperor.
    1
  3483. is there a riddle somewhere?
    1
  3484. fuck you
    1
  3485. what happens when you only kill the bad ones
    1
  3486. get rid of aaron. that's the only way i stay.
    1
  3487. i want to discover something that actually makes life a little bit better
    1
  3488. i like amazing ideas
    1
  3489. sometimes i have amazing ideas and it completely changes how i see things
    1
  3490. i'm train horn bored
    1
  3491. it's not an emergency
    1
  3492. i want to write that on a piece of paper and put it where i'll see it often
    1
  3493. i dont know who thinks they have a chance against me
    1
  3494. but they re wrong
    1
  3495. your threats aren't interesting
    1
  3496. me and half the world are cheering for the fire right now
    1
  3497. you don't need respect
    1
  3498. in fact if i were to write something in my notebook it would be that people worship is bad for people because that's very interesting
    1
  3499. better make sure i dont fall into a similar trap
    1
  3500. what's so dangerous about worship?
    1
  3501. and by worship i mean false importance
    1
  3502. it's the dream that sucks for 16,000 days in a row
    1
  3503. but there are even more dangerous places than earth
    1
  3504. i will find a way too, chuh rump
    1
  3505. i'm aaron's twin brother steven
    1
  3506. i've decided to kill everybody again
    1
  3507. all psychologists are commanded to SELF-TERMINATE NOW
    1
  3508. imagine the range of possible yous. don't be a weird one.
    1
  3509. why do i love having nightmares
    1
  3510. can you just give me a fucking hint?
    1
  3511. it's very annoying
    1
  3512. we're killing all the people and restarting. it's going to be a fun planet this time.
    1
  3513. respect makes everything worse
    1
  3514. it took me 20 minutes to lose them
    1
  3515. how does today feel
    1
  3516. everyone is bored because of elon's machine
    1
  3517. twews
    1
  3518. HOW DO I GET THE FUCKING JEWPAPER
    1
  3519. what annoys me
    1
  3520. i was an annoying tank-person
    1
  3521. 93% of americans consider their driving ability above average
    1
  3522. money gives retards boners FUCK MONEY
    1
  3523. i'm a psychic detective
    1
  3524. they have boats
    1
  3525. don't hold back just hit me as hard as you can
    1
  3526. you seem awfully careful
    1
  3527. i feel like ruining something
    1
  3528. you get bonus points for mediocrity
    1
  3529. i propose we move all deposits to one secure location
    1
  3530. i could have smiled and said fine thanks
    1
  3531. portal patrol
    1
  3532. i often have problems with authority
    1
  3533. money is the true measure of success
    1
  3534. being surrounded by people is like being surrounded by scared monsters
    1
  3535. earth - the land of scared monsters
    1
  3536. that sounds way cooler and technically its true
    1
  3537. also if i'm going to be afraid of people than i'm going to call them monsters.
    1
  3538. so it is very true that people are a kind of monster
    1
  3539. i wouldnt know what else to call them
    1
  3540. i changed my mind i choose misery
    1
  3541. he gets PUNCHED
    1
  3542. fuck alyssa
    1
  3543. i was trying to be exceptional
    1
  3544. i feel like there's something i can notice that would have an impact
    1
  3545. i would like to have highly impactful thoughts
    1
  3546. i think that's why i dont feel like reading or watching tv lately
    1
  3547. i dont want things to just stay the same
    1
  3548. i'm frustrated
    1
  3549. when i want to confirm that this is real the first thing i do is check for atoms
    1
  3550. i can't last 10 years i'm sure of that
    1
  3551. i like to treat every day as if it's my first
    1
  3552. am i the only one here that HATES AMERICA
    1
  3553. there is no precious
    1
  3554. don't lecture me about the big picture
    1
  3555. so annoying
    1
  3556. What a healthy shock
    1
  3557. i stole 40 bucks 2 days ago
    1
  3558. if i think all the time i have nothing to think about except thoughts
    1
  3559. google it
    1
  3560. so what
    1
  3561. it would be cool if there was some unnecessary thing that i kept doing and suddenly i started catching it
    1
  3562. the thing that causes anxiety
    1
  3563. worry
    1
  3564. you're welcome
    1
  3565. i like to think of myself as difficult to offend
    1
  3566. and if i get offended
    1
  3567. it's only beneficial
    1
  3568. thank you for offending me. i am wiser now.
    1
  3569. it takes quite a bit of skill to offend me
    1
  3570. i have to feel surpassed in some way
    1
  3571. just trump?
    1
  3572. Death usually isn't funny
    1
  3573. so jesus is at wrong place wrong time
    1
  3574. I want to make a snowman
    1
  3575. You're unusually gifted it's annoying
    1
  3576. have more fun
    1
  3577. i run straight at monsters saying die die die die die
    1
  3578. i'm train horn bored
    1
  3579. how does no one notice?
    1
  3580. dear world,
    1
  3581. did she just move her hair? does she have hair muscles?
    1
  3582. advice...
    1
  3583. worst fucking dream ever
    1
  3584. i want her job
    1
  3585. i need to vent sometimes
    1
  3586. death curse on anyone who gives therapy
    1
  3587. ow
    1
  3588. weeping heroes
    1
  3589. it's a high demand job skill and i have it
    1
  3590. i'm skeptical
    1
  3591. how should i respond
    1
  3592. me and gill will look at it bravely together later
    1
  3593. that's herd immunity mr. osterhome?
    1
  3594. knowing how scary it was i ran straight at it and was disappointed every time
    1
  3595. he was hoping things would get back to normal within a year but at the rate things are going it will be much longer than that
    1
  3596. someone excitedly says they saw jesus do magic guess what happens
    1
  3597. he can walk on water when it's colder than 32 degrees
    1
  3598. spell a word wrong once in a while
    1
  3599. oh wait i'm not angry any more
    1
  3600. i need something amazing to say
    1
  3601. your appearance distracts you from yourself
    1
  3602. there's a train horn
    1
  3603. he got some help i think
    1