Comments by "Angry Kittens" (@AngryKittens) on "How To Wipe Your Butt During Quarantine" video.

  1. Seriously toilet paper people, it's literally as simple as a hose (that's what a bidet shower is), attach it to the bathroom faucet, point it at your bumbum, spray until clean. Optionally, immediately shower and soap it up for good measure, just like you normally would when you bath. Pat dry and you're squeaky clean. No brown streaks on your tighty whities, no smells, no trees cut, and no punching each other in the supermarkets. I mean really, do y'all think "bidet" means those fancy Japanese robot toilets? It's. Just. Water. It's not alien technology.
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  2.  @getprobed838  Toilet paper, but only for emergencies. As a rule in most countries: poop at home, pee whenever. If you're out camping... well. You DO still take baths, time your pooping so you take a bath immediately afterwards. This message has been brought to you by the Water Nation.
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  3. Most westerners think "bidet" is synonymous with a Japanese toilet.
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  4. A Bible has soft pages. But too thin.
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  5. Or you know... use a hose like normal people.
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