Comments by "Orwellian Horseman of the Apocalypse" (@DennisMoore664) on "FailArmy" channel.

  1. What makes me laugh at the golfer jumping into ditch at 9:33 is that later on when he tries to jump back across and falls in again, at 10:00 there a bridge in the background.
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  2. 6:43 - Unless that's the Jackson Pollock replacement unit, I'm a bit less concerned about the robot uprising.
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  3. Love all the wholesome comments about the guy at 8:00. It's good to have a win in all these fails.
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  4. Abusive people have none for other people and usually not much for themselves either. The way she smiled before she did it was disturbing.
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  5. It's the circle of life! Hakuna matata, y'all.
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  6. I don't think I've ever seen a follow up video for one of these. From a fail to a win.
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  7. Part of the reason I only tried playing golf once was that the people I went with demanded I wear the "appropriate attire". If I could have gone in flip-flops and cargo shorts I might have had a better time and played again. I'm sticking with mini-golf and disc golf.
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  8.  @manguy2000  Might also be that they have an in-the-house security system. And people share damn near everything these days - it's why we have all these fail video collections.
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  9. There's always some pendejo ruining it for the rest of us.
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  10. I lost because of a few of these but that was the one that really got me.
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  11.  @trippypups8207  You're need to whine is disturbing.
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  12. And taking the cushions off - like that's going to help.
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  13. "You good?" not so much.
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  14.  @yallgonlearntoday  Now now - Trump does Adderall. It's Junior that does the coke.
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  15. But some egos were crushed and several pairs of pants were soiled.
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  16. It's not like I could continue living with someone that violent in real life and ever feel safe again.
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  17. 0:50 - now that's how you parent.
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  18. I wonder how many of the clips where it doesn't read "no one was harmed" someone was harmed?
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  19.  @theoverlook5976  Selleck and Simmons from 1984 - good times, dude.
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  20. props to the dude at 0:50 - he gets right back up and keeps on going like nothing happened. (and at 10:19)
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  21. It was totally fixated on having fish for dinner - or else that person who caught the fish.
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  22. Amazing that more people don't die or end up paralyzed from this stuff.
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  23. Hit the whammy bar on an Ibanez once and the whole bridge came loose. Worst part was it wasn't my guitar,
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  24. Dude needs to loose his license forever. Maybe some jail time would help too.
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  25. At least that last one didn't let him drive home.
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  26. Everyone involved in ER and Orthopedics health care would like to thank these fine folks for their continued financial support of the hospitals and rehab clinics they'll be attending. Keep up the good crashes!
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  27. Goddammit Kyle.
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  28. 2:40 - now that's how you get a submission.
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  29. "Everybody knows the world is full of stupid people" and their little dogs too.
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  30. 2:58 - You can't park there like that.
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  31. I feel like I've seen some of these from before 2025.
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  32.  @blackwaterprepper4254  You win stupidest reply of the day. Here's your prize, nimrod --🖕
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  33. Way to support your local Emergency Room. Well down all!
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  34. Not once, not twice, but three times! Now that was a slip and fall worth watching.
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  35. Parents laughing at their kids in distress are crappy parents. Don't have to baby them just don't set them up to fail. They'll do plenty of that on their own without any help.
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  36. Oh my God!
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  37. Looks like it's safer being single. Happy Valentines day - YOU FOOLS!!! Moo ha ha ha.
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  38. I feel for the kid who wants the broth, but always enjoy people arguing with goats. Those goats make some damn good points and be spitting straight up facts!
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  39. No more likes for videos of people falling down slippery stairs and off hoverboards in a compilation. It's the lowest hanging fruit and it has no flavor anymore. I know you can do better!
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  40. 3965 needs new mailbox And apparently the trees have had enough of our cars.
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  41. The way the person at 1:32 finds the positive in the situation was inspirational.
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  42. I tried but sorry...no.
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  43. 0:24 - Pecos St and the North Bound Boulder Turnpike on ramp.
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  44. It wouldn't be much use it didn't.
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