Comments by "Orwellian Horseman of the Apocalypse" (@DennisMoore664) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. How can the people of Georgia want to be represented by someone like her? Disturbing.
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  2. Republicans saying Trump is joking reminds me of Susan Collins arguing he learned his lesson when she voted to acquit him from his impeachment.
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  3. It doesn't just sound childish, it is childish. But that's an unrepentant narcissist for you.
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  4. Still wish he was the President.
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  5. That "fake moos" pun was udderly wonderful. Cowdos to whoever actually came up with it.
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  6. The Trumpublicants never miss an opportunity to be awful. But let's hear someone complain about how old Biden is some more. The choice is going to be between Biden and his team of people who have been and will keep improving the country and Trump and his team of sicko sycophants who want to tear it all down and keep the grift going.
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  7. President Elon Musk - so things can get worse. good job, MAGA.
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  8. We did make the auto companies install seat belts and mandate everyone who rides in a vehicle wearing their seat belts. There were people who made an issue of not wearing those once upon a time too. Stupid is forever.
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  9. I'd love to have a woman as beautiful and funny as her in my life.
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  10. Sure, Ghoulliani passed the bar. The problem is how he keeps lowering it.
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  11. Ivanka Trump is... Complicit (thankyou SNL writers and Scarlett Johansson)
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  12. It's stunning how quickly he can go from braggart to whiner.
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  13. Congrats to Ketanji Brown Jackson for her confirmation to the Supreme Court!
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  14. Correction - If Trump is a Talking Heads song it's definitely "Burning Down the House"
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  15. Love how Obama will only say "Katie Hobbs opponent" when referring Kooky Kari.
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  16. She won't tolerate drama? What the hack does Susie call what's already going on? Obama was the no drama president - Trump is the most drama president of recent times. Trump does drama like nobody else - he's the best at drama. The Real Housewives, big Housewives - tough Housewives, came up to him, tears streaming down their faces and smearing their mascara - and said, President Trump, sir, how are you so good at drama?
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  17. The first Trump term was bad but it's clearly going to pale in comparison to Trump's second term freak show of incompetence. It's only a month in and it's truly terrifying. Buckle up everyone.
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  18. Taylor "Childless Cat Lady" Swift's endorsement of VP Harris was the perfect way to finish off last night's debate. Very much the icing on an already awesome cake.
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  19. This needs to be a regular thing. I don't know what you'd call it when someone is on a roll and they are on fire but that word - that's what Seth was tonight.
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  20. I prefer billionaires who have had their assets frozen, government contracts revoked, their citizenship revoked, and who have been sent back to South Africa.
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  21. That'll learn ya. The words "abandon all hope ye who enter" should be our new national motto. (edit) at least when it comes to politics.
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  22. He's not just standing with them, he's a member!
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  23. Stellar pun, Doc.
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  24. Love his impression of the Graphics Department team
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  25. There are regulations against doing that and since Jack Smith isn't a MAGA Republican he's the kind of person that obeys the regulations of his job.
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  26. 50 cent and Cube sound like house -- musicians.
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  27. I like presidents who aren't convicted felons and sexual predators. It's just a shame more voters don't care about that.
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  28. He doesn't want to make the Jackals angry. He wouldn't like them when they're angry. ...wait... that's the Hulk. Still, don't make the Jackals angry. Just because.
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  29. And apparently they're being forced into sex change operations in prison too.
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  30. You beat me to it but... Jesus got crucified - I like people who don't get crucified but I hear this Jesus guy has been doing some good things lately, so there's that and then there's the other things that we all know about and those are mostly good things - mostly. No one is perfect, but he's a classy guy. (sniff!).
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  31. Nope - any tiny voice in his head would be screaming "ME! ME! ME! MINE! MINE! MINE!" on a continuous loop.
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  32. Flint is the extreme example, but we're having problems with water quality from aging infrastructure all over the US. We've also seen contamination of local ground water due to a variety of industrial activities. There have been various articles about firefighting chemicals at airports used decades ago now contaminating local groundwater. And then there is the questions about the long term effects of fraking and the industries practice of pumping their toxic slurry back into the now fractured strata. I have a hard time believing that won't eventually seep into local aquifers, but who knows if any of us will still be around by the time that happens.
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  33. Project 2025? But his followers kept telling me how Project 2025 doesn't have anything to do with Trump. "I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--"
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  34. "I like beer!" said every teen predator who goes by the nickname "Bart" ever.
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  35. It's like that old Nick Lowe song, "You've Got to be Cruel to be Kind". It's also a classic line from abusers -- "why are you making me hurt you?"
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  36. My week-long unwashed genitals are cleaner than Steve Bannon.
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  37. Even Trump's attempts at a compliment are insulting.
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  38. I see people calling the coming Trump admin a circus but the correct term is kakistocracy - a government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state.
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  39. There's a few things Trump could do that would make Democrats happy, smile, AND applaud. Turn to JD and Speaker Mike and tell them they're fired. Ask Elon to stand up and tell him he's fired. Or just announce that for the good of the country and everyone living here he's decided to resign. Those are just a few things that he'll never do though.
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  40. He should also stop pretending to be a decent Christian.
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  41. It stops when there are no more monuments to confederate traitors. I suspect there aren't any statues or monuments in England to any of our founding fathers that committed treason against the crown. Besides, why do these losers keep wanting to be reminded of their heritage of hate and failure. At least Washington and Jefferson were winners - I thought old Bankrupt Donny didn't like losers like the Confederacy and the Third Reich so why should there be monuments to losers?
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  42.  @Adade999  Not when someone is being protected because the rules of order and there's as much evidence about their guilt.
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  43. RFK in charge of HHS - now that's scary!
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  44. 100 eps? More like -- TEN MORE YEARS!
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  45. Makes fun of the writer with the rock tumbler joke then unironically makes a Radio Shack joke - what the hell, man?
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  46. Vance is his VP. That weirdo becoming president just might make us wish Trump was still incompetent president golfs-a-lot.
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  47. Trump complaining about other peoples kids when he's got Princess, Ger-bear, Con Jr, and the rest of his useless spawn on the government dole - and all that funneled campaign money.
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  48. New Mexico soon to be renamed South Colorado.
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  49.  @rebelaqua823  That would only be true if we were the guys who voted for him. Maybe you did but I didn't.
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  50. PBS had a DEI office ? I thought PBS was by and large all about diversity, equity and inclusion. How are they even still on the air if they are going to cave to this Trumpian nonsense? Are they just going to broadcast old episodes of Antiques Roadshow for the next four years?
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  51. J.D. Vance - so much for unity.
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  52. "A chicken every yard and an unsold Truck at every dealership." Donald "Herbert Hoover the Sequel" Trump
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  53. Probably made the interns do it.
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  54. Crying I could understand - nothing wrong with a good cry. I like a president that doesn't try to incite a riot to stop the orderly transition of government when he loses.
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  55. Remember that these are the same people who think Obamacare and the Affordable Care Act are different things. To quote that classic film, Blazing Saddles - "You know...morons".
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  56. Even if there aren't going to be any new Correction viewers at least we've got each other.
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  57. The "Big Lie" is all they got.
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  58. Or Reagan. He's still first for me but even Reagan didn't flush documents down the toilet. I suspect that if old Bankrupt Donny had gotten a second term he would have moved up into the top position.
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  59. He's talking from experience.
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  60.  @ZacharyJames7  You lost all credibility by writing "She answered 0 questions".
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  61. First, good looking dog. Second, a Junk Yard dog is a kick-ass dog.
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  62. What's sad is how many millions of my fellow Americans are okay with him not only being in politics but with him and his whole weird clan running the whole damn show! Our kakistocracy is also an idiocracy - we're all DOOMED!
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  63. That look at 9:26 when Seth is complaining about his wife and her saying their television doesn't get NBC.
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  64. Obama sets him off in strange ways - what is it about our last president that is so much different than other people who have held the office? It must be the fact that he only has the two kids from the same wife that he hasn't ever cheated on. Barack knows better - unlike Hillary and Melania, Michelle would f**k a brother up! Yeah, that's gotta be it.
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  65. Or the Clinton's or Jimmy Carter, the New Deal, or the Northern War of Aggression
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  66. What a bizarre presidency to be living through. I wish I could jump to 2021 and see how it all ends - if it does (which I guess will be an end in itself).
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  67. It's also absolutely and completely humiliating and embarrassing that enough people in Georgia voted to put her there. Then again, there are a number of other candidates and groups of voters that are often embarrassments too -- Boebert, Gosar, Gohmert, Jordan, Johnson, Hawley, Cruz, Lindsey, and Mitch just to name a few of the heavy hitters in America's Senate and House of horrors. The stupid is strong within them all.
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  68. "Understood" might be a bit strong. More like he has a concept of a clue.
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  69. When they happen Animal Flubs are the best part of my week. Loves me some Animal Flubs but I'm broken like that.
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  70. Nikki who? Oh, you mean Bird Bane.
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  71. Just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
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  72. sometimes clowns really do kill. Thanks Sam Winchester.
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  73. I'm no psychocologist or nuthin' but I believe they sometimes call that form of hypocrisy projection.
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  74. You should be - we all should be.
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  75. Bigly! At least no one has died in the streets yet - or have they? FAKE NEWS!
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  76. "Green Eggs and Ham isn't being pulled, ya goober!" - SMH FFS. Why are these people so strupid?
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  77. Look, I understand that you all need the occasional break here and there. But we're really going to need the laughs help keep us sane these next four years so keep it to a minimum.
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  78. I love how many of the comments are about Animal Flubs. I also loves me some Animal Flubs!
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  79.  @anthonysilvestri4946  You and the OP win the Internet tonight.
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  80. Love it when Seth is self-aware of his role in modern US politics and that four-year national tragedy.
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  81.  @istdochallesegal3427  I know it sounds like an oxymoron. They're few and far between.
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  82. For Pete's sake, ya don't need to go through the whole welding process now. Heck no - just getcherself some tubes of J-B weld and in 16-24 hours that bell'll be good as new.
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  83. Gotta own the Libs. It's all that matters to them.
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  84. iiiiiit's DONNY! Trumps America - where every day is a WTF day.
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  85. If they take Jesus out of Halloween it will be Helloween - think of the children!
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  86. Why does anyone care what Lyin' Ted Cruz says. He's a soulless, spineless shill with no integrity and even fewer morals - and a butt ugly wife. Come on -Ted?
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  87. If that doesn't make corrections then the people who put Corrections together weren't paying attention.
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  88. Don't know who wrote the Start Trek joke but they know their Trek. I love this show so damn much!
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  89. Meh - could be worse. I don't know about weeping but I certainly have empathy and sympathy for all the Brits who are having trouble paying their power and heating bills and dealing with the fallout from Brexit. Just a shame we all keep getting such crap political leadership.
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  90. ANIMAL FLUBS IS BACK! All is right in the world. (Well, not really, but at least Animal Flubs is back so there's that).
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  91.  @sherinameless1618  "Psycho Killer" is indeed a good runner up except that it makes old Bankrupt Donny sound cool to his violence fetish, Punisher skull crowd.
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  92. "...I choked a man for a pint of gin..." I love the side tracks.
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  93. I'm just glad to see Seth broke his "no more animal flubs" resolution so soon. I don't need them in every corrections but it would be a damn shame if the critters didn't make an appearance every now and then. Loves me some Animal Flubs!
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  94.  @anthonysilvestri4946  You're killing it tonight! 👍
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  95. Ah, cognitive dissonance - thy spawn is FIFA!
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  96. Ted Cruz hasn't talked to me once the entire time he's held elected office. He must not be running things in his office, either.
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  97. I can totally hear Lincoln saying "Nah, dog - I'm too tall and skinny for that. A strong breeze would take me down. Put me in a wide-ass chair." as well as-- "Be excellent to each other and... PARTY ON DUDES!"
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  98. Or maybe Stevie nixed weed? I hear she's living clean and sober these days.
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  99. Yeah, they're pretty much everywhere. The scary part is they always were.
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  100. It's in the song called "Bob" for anyone who doesn't know.
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  101. Any A Closer Look with a Tucker impression makes my evening.
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  102.  @irgendwieanders2121  obligatory dingo-ate-my-baby comment.
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  103.  @richard-t3z  Obviously Herschel has never seen the 2003 film "Underworld". Though to be fair, I'm not sure if that movie's plot contradicted some other previously established lore about the subject.
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  104. Good catch! Those cards usually have some relevance to the episode. Happy holidays to you as well, fellow pack mate.
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  105. I was going to write in German "you can show yourself out now" but it looked vulgar so I won't.
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  106. That's because we do. Arguably also a plutocracy. And for the next four years again a kakistocracy. What is isn't is a democracy or a republic.
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  107. Must have been an indica strain of the spell.
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  108. Ethics, empathy and competent leadership.
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  109. Saying that we "collectively decided we want this guy back" is kind of stretching what happened. It was less that people wanted him back and more that they were angry at the Democrats for not doing enough to fight inflation and how they ran the campaign. The way much of the media was normalizing what Trump was saying and doing didn't help either. At the end of the campaign, the worst of us turned out in greater numbers than those of us who understood what a menace he is. And the people who didn't vote in 2024 but did in 2020 put last nail in the coffin.
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  110. It's in the job description. As one of the variations of the classic joke goes -- What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff? A good start.
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  111. Pompeo always looks like something crawled up his ass - I'm guessing it's old Bankrupt Donny's hand.
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  112.  @billydee4272  Let's deal with the problem that's in the White House before we deal with the loser who isn't. Focus, Billy Dee. Don't be a shill.
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  113. That word you keep using - I do not think it means what you think it means.
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  114. That post is a great example of why people ridicule Trump supporters.
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  115. First state to fully legalize weed - first state to kick TFG to the curb! Loves me some Colorado!
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  116. True, but stil -- 69, DUDE! Be excellent to each other...
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  117. That Donald-impersonating-Aslan impression was a roaring success!
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  118.  @astrosci8864  Especially when it's an oversized clown shoe.
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  119. It's nice when Seth cracks himself up.
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  120. Yowsa - that rescued cat joke was dark!
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  121. That's very sad. It sucks to loose a loved companion. They do break out hearts, but it just means how much they meant to us.
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  122.  @JKennedy442  It's a hard call and probably one of those things like whether heart disease or kidney disease is worse.
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  123. that he had knocked down while waving away the Attic Wasps.
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  124. If you already know that they post the video twice, with and without the monologue, then why does it take you three minutes to realize it's happening again? And you know you can just stop the video when it gets to the part you've already seen if you don't want to watch the rest of it again. right? Sorry to be harsh but this kind of sounds like a you problem more than a you people problem.
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  125. Damn! Seth Meyers has not aged a bit since the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Looking good, buddy!
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  126. Trump? Stop being insane? That's like asking a Jackal not to send in corrections - MADNESS!
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  127. Nah, he's just getting started. Though with what's probably coming we won't be laughing.
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  128. 🎶Animal Flubs -- Animal Flubs It's always a good week when there are Animal Flubs🎶
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  129. Best kakistocracy money can buy.
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  130. What's that old saying about doing the same thing expecting different results? That's MAGA for you.
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  131. That's not a problem for Ron, he's never going to run in another national election again.
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  132. Their loss! If you're watching Corrections then you'd most likely be a helluva friend. Have a good one, buddy!
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  133. Old Bankrupt Donny - AKA Putin's Puppet. Say what you want about her, Hillary was spot on with that one. Probably why he freaked out so much at the debate - "I'm not a puppet - you're the puppet". I could practically hear the childishly petulant whine of "I'm gonna tell my daddy and he's gonna get you!".
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  134.  @notenoughmonkeys  You all are why I love the comments for Corrections as much as I love the video for Corrections. Huzzah!
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  135. Two-Finger Wally is a national hero
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  136. After the past month I feel like we all deserve a few weeks off. Unfortunately I have rent and other bills to pay so... Buckle up, everyone. It's going to be a long four years (or more) and this nonsense is just getting started.
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  137. "Oh, do you not like clips that are metaphors?" - to be fair, the metaphor for what happened in the election was more than just a bicycle accident. The East Palestine, Ohio, train derailment that released toxic chemicals and noxious fumes would be more accurate.
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  138. "I'm being serious you guys - this isn't some dumb joke" probably not the first time Donny had to say that to people.
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  139. That's a damn shame. There are few things more sad than an institutionalized marsupial.
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  140. or letting a child molester run a daycare.
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  141. 5:57 - truth in advertising. I was expecting to get Rick Rolled but instead got Yakety Sax and a Giant Panda chasing down and killing a Peacock. Thanks Corrections for restoring my faith in humanity!
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  142.  @ZolaClyde  I'm definitely thankful for Corrections.
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  143. Ted Netflix - oh, that's good! I'm dying over here!
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  144. Deeply satisfying - as was your closing sentence.
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  145.  @ASMRyouVEGANyet  - agreed. factory farming in particular is a huge problem.
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  146. Had a terrible feeling we were in for something like that when he said "Orange Slice".
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  147. As someone who worked at Kinko's during that transition I want to express my gratitude for your correction.
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  148. Nicky who? And going into Walmart "that" stoned is about the only way I can go into Walmart.
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  149. So it's true - googly eyes really do make everything better.
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  150. I admire the hell out of Seth for continuing to dress casual for the show when the rest of the Late Night hosts went back to their suits. It was very funny the way the comments went crazy when he wore a suit when Biden was a guest. I love you guys.
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  151. As long as old Bankrupt Donny keeps his fingers on his keypad and off the nuclear button he can tweet all he wants. Just keep him distracted for another 595 days. Then we just have to hope he doesn't go full Banana Republic on us and try to stay in power. This could go very badly, but might be what we need.
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  152. Sindollx666x - Stephen Miller is a frozen fish. Those dead eyes...scary.
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  153. RFK Jr endorsing Trump - Bobby would be so proud of his boy.
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  154.  @alexnowicki286  "Survived" Biden - bless your little heart you sweet summer child.
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  155. Here we all are Jackalin' again.
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  156. If they did that they probably wouldn't be billionaires.
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  157. As a Moderate Unaffiliated voter this bit hit me in the feels in ways that few sketches have.
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  158. And Project 2025 was the plan all along. Welcome to the party, pal!
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  159. I even miss the Animal Flubs
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  160.  @rhondah1587  And the original post was about releasing the information, not continuing the investigation.
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  161. Trips ahoy sounds like it could also be Giuliani's nick-name from the convention. Rudy needs to lay off the booze
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  162. But they love the dressing on hot wings, Freedom fries, onion rings and other sides that need a dippin' sauce.
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  163. Damn straight! I'm part of Gen X and I saw Stop Making Sense in the theater back in 1984 so they belong to us as much as the Boomers.
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  164. Between RFK Jr and Felon Musk there probably won't even be flu shots next year.
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  165. Coke and Adderall - it's hell of a ride!
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  166. Terncote - don't feed the trolls. It never ends well.
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  167. Nya - most would say Bannon, but the reality is so much worse - See, this entire thing has been a false-flag operation of the neo-progressive Peoples Conservative Front (not to be confused with the neo-conservative People's Progressive Front - bloody splitters!) in a plot to re-legitimize the Sumerian effort to control the minds of our dogs and turn mans best friend into cats best friend and thus destroying the fundamental fabric of all that is good and righteous. Our only hope is if the covert forces of the Good aliens (you know - the ones that look like us) can liberate Elvis from the hydrogen mine of Frab-a-Dab 6 run by the Bad aliens (you know, the ones that look like them) and return him to us so he can perform Suspicious Minds one last time thus opening a doorway to the 83rd dimension and finally allowing him to fulfill The Prophecy and ascend to the Halls of Montezuma before its TOO LATE and the Ambivalent aliens (you know, the ones that are invisible) win. Nobody in their right mind would want that to happen.
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  168. Seth is right - Animal Flubs is a hella lot more important than some bucket of chicken joke.
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  169. 1:35 - They all want to be famous. They simply couldn't cut in the real entertainment world so they became politicians to try and fill that empty void where things like decency and their conscience normally would be found.
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  170. I think we know what that means... GAME ON, JACKALS - THE RIDE AIN'T OVER!!!
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  171. I don't think there's a White House chef right now, just a standing order from the nearby fast food places.
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  172. I love the idea that Wally is secretly making everyone say what they are saying because he holds the CUE CARDS OF CONTROL!
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  173. "GOP in Chaos as George Santos Scandal Gets Crazier, Greene and Boebert Fight" - and I'm here for it, someone get me some popcorn. Solid A Closer Look episode.
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  174.  @fuckthesystem-wtf  so not just genocide but an all out genocide? Stop it, you're raping me eyes. Now we're both guilty of hyperbole.
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  175. Unfortunately the laws often don't get applied to the people at the top of any of our institutions of power. They should, but usually the worst punishment they suffer is an early retirement with full pension and benefits for life. There are a lot of similarities to that famous Fitzgerald bit about how the rich are different from the rest of us that largely holds true for those running our institutions of power too. There have to be more, but I can only think of two major(ish) politicians during my lifetime that actually went to prison - Blagojevich and Traficant.
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  176. especially if it means hurting everyone else. People like old Bankrupt Donnie want everyone to be as miserable as (or even more miserable than) they are.
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  177. Mostly the ones who voted for Harris/Walz.
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  178. Excellent outro!
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  179. Corrections really does make the insanity of the week easier to deal with. Thank you, everyone at Late Night.
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  180. EXCELLENT! <air guitar riff>
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  181. Correction -- it would imply that we're a pack. I prefer the latter as well, my Jackal from another mother.
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  182. Correction - food, water, and oxygen are going to get you through the next four years. Corrections will help make the next four years bearable.
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  183. 10:16 What we've been waiting for. Good enough for 2020 - better than Spader could have done.
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  184. I'm with you on the Grift and Embezzlement but not so much the Department part. Seems like more of a Dumpster filled with trash ideas and rats.
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  185. Gotta own the Libs.
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  186. I think even Jesus might take issue with that... "...and so I said to the guy, 'whoa, whoa - now hold on there, my child. I might love the narcissistic schmuck, but I still think he's an unmitigated asshole.' That's right, Dad really broke the mold with that one - thank Him! HeyYA!! I'm here all eternity, folks - don't forget to tip your cherubs."
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  187. The new motto of the United States "Buy the dip!"
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  188. I know they all need some R&R every now and then but their whole week-off thing is rough! (great screen name BTW )
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  189. Well done on the bird brine. Sounds like it took some work. The mirth and jackal camaraderie that Corrections brings truly is something to be thankful for. Also, indeed - FDJT and all the people who voted for him.
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  190. IMO his teenage girl impression was even better.
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  191. I'm not surprised Trump was up at 4:00 AM. He was probably getting ready for the Mar-a-Lago senior citizens early-bird buffet.
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  192. The only family I want to be around this year is my jackal family.
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  193. That's a page right out of the Far-Right rulebook.
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  194. There's another word that starts with the letter C that Glen Beck brings out in me. Why is he back on Faux? What a maroon!
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  195. That Wile E. Coyote joke really hit hard. (And I loves me some saucy Wally) ((And that closing - <chef's kiss> - so glad Late Night is back))
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  196. Trump won't but John Barron, John Miller, and David Dennison will gladly accept any funds people want to send his way.
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  197. Four more years of old Bankrupt Donny coming up - "We... are... dead... and... this... is... HELL!"
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  198. Can't fool me - that audience is A1 generated.
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  199. I'm waiting to hear how the drop in the markets is Obama's fault.
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  200. These are often good - but that one was great!
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  201. Starbucks was always trendy - reason number one I never went. Now I'm glad all over again that I didn't. Not one penny in this ass(bleep) pocket from me.
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  202. There's really something wrong with those people.
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  203.  @CollinMcLean  One can only hope.
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  204.  @alainarchambault2331  I was thinking about saying above the doors to Congress (great minds, my friend) or on the Statue of Liberty - there were too many choices.
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  205. It's good to be the king - or one of their enablers
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  206. rope - giving him rope.
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  207.  @russellpowers86  so screwed - DOOMED even.
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  208. 0:41 - Drak Brandon shade - and he's doing something about clearing marijuana convictions and rescheduling it. HUZZAH! EXCELSIOR!
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  209. I have a hard time believing that first story. I get that Trump voters are going to say they approve of the job he's doing, but a majority of all registered voters? They haven't even finished counting all the votes of the people who actually voted and his margin is already bellow fifty percent.
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  210. He must be getting his beer from the good folks at Soylent corp.
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  211. "My luggage" is Ben Carson's "Oops"
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  212. Seth and the crew need to take fewer breaks because all of us who didn't vote for Trump can't believe we're f**** doing this again.
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  213. It's a shame that when these people aren't in power any longer there won't be any real consequences for all the damage they are doing and are going to do.
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  214. Seth's kids are monsters! (glad y'all are back)
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  215. Great username
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  216. Impression camp paid off.
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  217. I thought it sounded like he was describing his friends and family at that rally.
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  218. It's not insurance anymore when it's mandatory - now it's a monthly fee for something that we pray we never need to use and never actually pays for the things it's supposed to pay for when we have to use it.
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  219. Thank you for spelling his name correctly.
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  220. Bernie: hold my bowl of chicken soup
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  221. Nothing about the administration of old Bankrupt Donny is surprising to me. The only thing I'm surprised about is that he didn't start a nuclear war or at least launch one against some country or another.
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  222. Seth Meyers is now the Anne Frank of Late Night Comedy.
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  223. Nobody expects the cereal to be quite so violent! Violence is the cereals chief weapon - violence and crunchiness - crunchiness and violence - TWO! The cereal's weapons are crunchiness and violence...
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  224. At first I thought your post was Comedy works in trees.
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  225.  @cathyhirsch7490  I used Obama because I remember hearing him called "no drama Obama". Funny thing is there actually were some controversies here and there during his presidency. And Biden did have some of his own too like the Afghanistan withdrawal and some retained documents from his time as VP for example. But nothing like we saw or are seeing again with Trump. Those of us who haven't drunk the orange kool-aid are going to remember fondly the days of the Obama or the Biden administrations over the next four years.
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  226. RIP Michael Brooks.
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  227. dave carson - They say there no stupid questions. However, as you demonstrate for us here today, it turns out that there are stupid people who ask questions. I'm curious, did you come up with that polished turd all by yourself or did you lose a bet and you had to post a stupid comment on YouTube? Which is it - stupid person or a loser, or did we hit the daily-double with you?
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  228. Sharper than that knife Commander was holding.
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  229. "Tiny D - a small man - a tiny man - tears running down his face!"
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  230. "The Cue-Munist Manifesto"? - I'd buy that for a dollar!
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  231. Seth does the best impressions.
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  232. Sneaking in immigrants? Well, Mel is getting a bit long in the tooth. Probably getting time for old Bankrupt Donny to start shopping for a newer model.
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  233. Yeah, but in fairness it is the Republicans. Sorry, my bad. Trumpublicans. The Republican party has been collapsing in on itself for decades towards being the party of White Nationalism and Christian Identity politics. They got close with Cheney but that daughter of his - UGH! Can't have that around. Donald Trump is the best representative they've found yet and as such I think he deserves to have the party branded to him. You know he'd love it. Especially all spelled out in big gold letters. "Oooo look - it says Trump at the beginning and the beginning the most important part because it comes first and being first is all that matters. Like me I'm always first - I'm always first, which is best, so that's right and it's right and I'm right and you know I'm right." <inhales loudly through his nose>
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  234. Now we get to listen to all the equivocating and deflection from MAGA when Trump doesn't accomplish the things he said he'd do and watching how the Republicans continue to blame Biden and/or the Democrats who don't control any part of the US government for everything that goes wrong or doesn't get better. MTG already started in about how Trump isn't going to "solve Ukraine on day one (or even before being inaugurated)" and obviously he didn't actually mean he'd do it on day one.
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  235. I'd rather toss the final shovel of dirt that covers his face so no one ever has to see it or him again. Old Bankrupt was a huge success at getting the worst people to be part of his administration.
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  236. If that doesn't make the list I'm going to be damned disappointed.
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  237. It's mostly a rhetorical question, but why is MAGA all so weird? RFK Jr absolutely belongs among their ranks.
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  238. Animal flubs. Animal flubs. I'm just glad we got some more animal flubs. Even though I also think the new song isn't as good as the older one that was longer that's okay whatever animal flubs. Animal flubs!
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  239. Ya Burnt was on fire!
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  240. That long montage of Republicans expressing concern over who had access to those new Trump Laptop from Hell classified documents was wild!
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  241. Have been for a quite some time now.
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  242. I know the Democrats do dumb stuff too, but the Republican's dumb fu is way stronger.
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  243.  @BarredRocks  Deep cuts.
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  244. George Conway, Kelly Anne's ex, confirmed on the podcast he does with Sarah Longwell that the rallies Trump does really are his favorite part of this whole running for and being president thing. So the joke about making Trump Campaigner in Chief would actually be a really good solution for this whole collective national nightmare we've been living through for nearly a decade.
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  245. Loves me some Animal Flubs!
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  246. Now everyone's gonna want to do that.
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  247. I can believe that many people who support and stand behind old Bankrupt Donny are so broken that they never cried as infants.
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  248. Universal Wealthcare sounds like a re-branding for UBI.
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  249.  @oliverdavis4642  Depends. Looks only get some one through the front door. If she's a beautiful dumpster fire of a person that can be fun, but isn't going to work for very long. But someone with a good sense of humor - that's someone to hang with for the long haul.
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  250.  roger peet  Well now, that's why I said "like her" - I'm not about to get between a celebrity and her stalker. She has trained security for that. Good luck, my dude!
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  251. Who knew - Buck is a busy busy man!
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  252. "...If you've got a ton going on'..." Me? Yeah, not so much. But that was very kind. Please, carry on.
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  253. Trump tweet: COVFEFE Musk-tweet: TRUE!
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  254. It would be a hell of a thing if this Fridays episode really is the last one.
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  255.  @beavisbutt-headson3223  The not so subtle point being that, like the proverbial dog who catches the car, it seems like you got the joke but don't know what to do with it.
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  256. Dammit! Now I have to delete my correction.
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  257. There a lot about what's happened since Trump won the election that is heartbreaking and infuriating, but the picture of RFK Jr holding that McDonald's burger with a Coke in front of him while he was on Trump's plane is one of the funniest things. What a complete hypocrite.
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  258. I saw the title and in my mind I hear Stallone's voice saying "I am the Constitution!"
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  259. Hell yeah! And I've got the Christmas goose's back. That's some tasty bird.
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  260. I know there were people that said that because I saw them on television, but not so much around here. This is the "You're Fired!" guy with all his decades of baggage who, at least to me, was and always will be old Bankrupt Donny. I'd be surprised he hasn't caused more problems except for the knowledge that, call it the Deep State or the Military Industrial complex or your tax dollars at work, there is a federal status quo machine that will generally stop most of the worst any one person can do before they set the world on fire. But he's really pushing at the seams during this crisis. "What do you have to lose?" - the song of the man selling snake oil.
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  261. In fairness, that's Louie Ghomert - whatever district he represents is obviously a very stupid bunch of people.
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  262. iT'S ABOUT TIME! - Yes, I'm shouting.
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  263.  @srkh8966  dobby tripping balls - hate when the phone-elf gets into the acid.
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  264. Correction - Corrections doesn't happen every week.
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  265. Tapped, Snapped, and Zapped! That's a Triple Slam and Comer looks like a clown one more time. Kentucky needs to stop sending it's worst people to Washington. They're making the rest of the people from there look bad.
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  266. More likely Trumps Secret Service name was "Big Mac" or "Whopper"
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  267. Correction - it was the Graphics department that was correct about Animal Flubs being more important. Beat ya jackals to it!
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  268.  @davidwartski7213  Lizzid Peeple built the moon!
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  269. And most of those Conservatives who complain about how awful Trump is will vote for him again. What a bunch of wankers!
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  270. Trump feels sad? Aww, poor baby - poor fat, weird, orange baby. Does he have tears streaming down his face?
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  271. No way I could ever keep up.
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  272.  @razzledazzyl  Well played.
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  273. A solid poop joke for the win!
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  274. @Whole Brain Productions - there you go. We had some work done on the water lines in our neighborhood a while back and the water coming out had huge levels of TDS for a good week after while they were flushing the lines. Who knows what was coming out of everyone's faucets? It's all fucked up, man!
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  275. When it comes to Tucker I'm with George Carlin. You all know the line, right?
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  276.  @alexhamilton4985  I know enough to recognize a troll with an empty account.
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  277. It's wild all the things the next President (fingers crossed) will have to fix after Trump is out of office...AGAIN!
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  278. She's great!
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  279. 7:30 - sounds like nobody saw the video of the guy getting arrested in Russia who was holding up a blank sheet of paper.
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  280. @ So does DEI without the A (even if the church of MAGA doesn't think so).
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  281. Eric Prince and his sister Betsy Devos are the wonder twins of darkness. They both need to go away and stay there.
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  282.  @chenzen1578  Honestly, I didn't either. But it's too good not to use.
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  283. Anyway - TM It's little details that get me - and the tangents. Love me some tangents.
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  284. Biden is right that the country is in better shape than it was four years ago. And it's probably in better shape at this point than it will be in four years from now after Trump and his wrecking crew make a mess of things again. But that's how Republicans typically manage the country. They drive it into the ditch and then Democrats have to come along and get it back on the road moving forward again.
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  285. Voting Blue no matter who because I'm voting against Project 2025, the adjudicated rapist and convicted felon Donald Trump, and the enabling team of deplorables he'll bring with him. I just wish we had the Joe Biden of 2020 and not the one at that debate. Of course I'm wetting the bed about this because he defecated the bed and this election actually matters. The Dems aren't running against McCain or Romney or some half-way normal person. If Project 2025 happens that's it - game over, man! Project 2025 is how democracy dies and the American experiment ends. WW3, an asteroid or massive solar flare, pandemic/plague, sure - but I never thought we'd go out because an awful reality TV star was made into an autocratic God-King of the United States by the religious right and the Supreme Court.
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  286.  @lindaswanson9328  I blame them both along with the media that didn't fact check Trump and normalized him and Vance plus tens of millions of voters and the people who sat this election out.
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  287.  @luckyfisher7240  Seeing as how Erika thanked god - note the lowercase 'g' indicating that it's at best a thanks to a generic god or god-like being and not the proper-name God in a place that doesn't exist. Figure of speech versus a fantasy.
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  288. Welcome back, Late NIght! Looking forward to jackalling around again.
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  289. There's something about the phrase "The Presidents ex-fixer" that never stops being insane.
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  290. Your winnings, sir.
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  291. I'm so confused after reading that several times. It just kept getting worse and worse each time I read it.
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  292. Do a Google search for Project 2025 and understand that what they are talking about is for real if they get the chance. Don't give them the chance!
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  293. I'm waiting for Gym Jordan to start arguing about what the word "is" means.
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  294.  @tbz1551  Okay - way to be dick FYI.
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  295. You get a bloody mess.
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  296.  @willynillylive  Maybe go back and re-read my original comment. That's the number 1, as in A1 Steak Sauce which continues to make it clear you either didn't watch the A Closer Look segment or else you must have a really bad short term memory, not a capital I, as in I can tell you didn't get the joke.
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  297. Of course Seth can get away with saying Josef's last name on Corrections. Seth has made it very clear that the Network doesn't pay any attention to these episodes.
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  298. Marijuana, gas stoves, and balloons - oh my!
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  299. Back in my day people wanting new front teeth were just singing about it. Now it's that Proud Boy who was bragging about attacking other people wanting a couple of new front teeth.
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  300. Most people hate their bosses, especially when their boss is an Asshole.
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  301. Their stupid stupid parents. Ah, The Baha Men. Weren't they on the Beach when they did that song? Ironic!
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  302. Really?
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  303. When some people get COVID they also lose the ability to smell what the Rock is cooking.
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  304.  @nomore6167  🎶"I hate these word crimes"🎶
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  305. Smart voters aren't voting for Trump or RFK Jr. It's that old George Carlin joke about how stupid the average person is and realizing that the other half are even more stupid. The modern addition to that is that the vast majority of those stupid people are voting for Trump.
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  306. Car? I thought their ring leader called it a train.
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  307.  @spiceyhotpot  "...Starlink, whatever the hell that is..." - it's so damn embarrassing that people in my (our?) country support him.
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  308. yawa dessap sah hcnyL divaD - Bob Uecker too. RIP gents.
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  309. I predict Kevin McCarthy will be one of the least remembered Speakers the House has ever known.
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  310.  @troy4340  😄 The other problem with calling it a circus is that a circus is fun (unless someone is afraid of clowns and such). What's coming in the second Trump term isn't going to be fun for anyone except his cult -- probably even not some of them.
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  311. And these RNC Trumpublican weirdos call us deranged. That's some god-tier projection.
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  312. But think of how much worse things would be if you (and the rest of us) didn't have Corrections. And Corrections is generally pretty freaking awesome so saying that the other things going on aren't as good is actually setting the bar pretty high. Want to think about how sad our lives will be? Think about how it's not that long till the next time Late Night goes on break. Dark days indeed.
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  313. Faux news really is the gift that keeps on giving. Wait, not gift. Festering wound - that's it. They're the - err - they're one of the festering wounds that keep on giving pain and oozing generally nasty stuff. We really need to get that looked at.
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  314. Bacon makes everything better except Donald Trump.
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  315. If you remember '97 you weren't there, man. Not really there , man.
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  316. To you too!
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  317. The lawyers at Meyers&Meyers sound like they're related to Mike Lindell.
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  318.  @broddr  The lack of a felony is one of the most shameful things about this deal.
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  319. Such wonderful theater and nonsense to keep us distracted from any of the real problems going on.
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  320. 10:46 - So, wait...he thinks Laura Loomer is a chart? There really is something wrong with Donny's brain. Although that's been pretty obvious for years now.
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  321. Seth doing Herzog doing Shaggy made my night - or is it morning? Whatever. It muh-muh-made me happy.
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  322. If anyone knows the worst about old Bankrupt would be his CPA - and Putin. BTW - I could use 130,000 dollars too. I promise that I'll never tell anyone about how badly you've fucked my country. Mr Cohen - Mr. Trump? How about Don Jr. - oh that's right, he's going to spending all of his money on alimony - the rotten apple doesn't fall far from the rotten tree.
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  323. The "weird" insult and Trump's response to it reminds of when Hillary called him "Putin's puppet" during that debate and he freaked out and started shouting "I'm not a puppet - you're the puppet!" like some kid of weirdo. Rhetorical question but how the hell did someone so weird ever get elected in the first place? Freaking Republicans.
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  324.  roger peet  And there in lies the problem with communicating solely via text - I took your humor as humor and replied with something that I had hoped you'd take as a similarly good-natured verbal parry, but you're all upset now. I had hoped the "good luck, my dude!' would have you clued you in that it was meant humorously and not as some kind of verbal middle finger.
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  325.  roger peet  I even gave your comment a thumbs up. Come on, now! <smiley face emoji>
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  326.  @freedom4063  Very very
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  327.  @rhondah1587  Learn to read. The comment and my reply are about releasing the information, not whether they can continue the investigation. There are FOIA and Privacy Act rules about releasing information, not just policy. Duh.
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  328.  @Dr-Mantis-Tobogan  From what I've read, the release of info from the investigation is regulated by FOIA and the Privacy Act. Jack Smith can create a final report of the investigation and submit that to his boss, the Attorney General, who makes the decision about whether the report gets released or not. But as the AG is Garland I doubt it would be released.
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  329. "It's Jost Not fair" - I wonder if that was supposed to be in the story about Seth not getting to go to Estonia.
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  330. The GOP has gone from the Grand Old Party to the Gross Obnoxious Psychopaths
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  331. The wait is over - Wally and the Impressionist have returned. Yabba Dabba Do!
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  332. The guy is arguing for a meritocracy when he has no merit - that's so MAGA.
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  333. For one brief moment Mitt Romney transcended party and became a person instead of a politician. He really let George Santos have it.
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  334. Rick Rolling is like Gen X - neither one ever gets old. Now go to sleep, children. It's way past your bedtime. (Loves me some animal flubs but that was disturbing!)
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  335. She's the crazy Florida person meme personified.
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  336. Even Kanye thought Ted's intro was a bit much.
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  337. 11:29 - close enough. Everyone who is playing along take a shot, hit a joint, or imbibe the substance of your choice.
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  338. Good call!
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  339. Do it, Kristi Noem, do it!
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  340. Warrior Poet? Cawthorn? BA-HA-HA-HA! What a goofus.
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  341. Weird how many pictures of Matt Gaetz look like he's Nixon's long lost love child.
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  342. Team Zombie my ass. I'm getting a katana and going out swinging!
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  343. So do Somebody and Anybody. She's polling well with all the bodies.
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  344. @JvenValss "Polling" - That's the problem you had with my reply? You really know how to make yourself - oh, never mind. I'm not wasting any energy on a troll account created on Aug 9, 2024.
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  345. Correction - it was Trump's presidency that could cost his family their business empire. If Donny has just stayed with fleecing the foolish he would have been fine.
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  346. The problem for old Bankrupt Donny and his bunch of jingoistic weirdos is the Mexico part. Maybe West Texas or East Arizona.
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  347. @ Grew up in Santa Fe, living in the Denver Metro now. I tend to agree with all of your arguments and was just being silly. And while Pueblo has some pretty good green, Hatch is still the best.😅👍
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  348. 1:10 Since all fetuses are effectively female at conception, Madame President Donalinia has made us all women by Executive Order when she decreed that our gender is now assigned at conception with that order about there only being two genders. Who would have thought that she wasn't good at science?
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  349. That quote from Tucker at 11:29 - Note to Tucker: Dude, the demonic forces are coming from inside Fox News HQ -- and YOUR HEAD!
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  350. You could make Donny watch the video footage of every incongruous thing he's ever said on camera - every juxtaposed "I love Wikileaks"/"I know nothing about Wikileaks" - and he'd just look at you blankly and be confused at your outrage. But let someone else even remotely adjust their opinion and if he disapproved he'll smear them mercilessly. I'll say this for old Bankrupt - He does the Conservative con-job thing better than anyone I've ever seen. He truly is representative of anyone that still identifies as a Republican. Change the name to Trumpublican and be honest about it already.
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  351. Anyone still supporting adjudicated rapist and convicted felon Donald Trump is the worst of us. It's disturbing just many people apparently still do.
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  352. Props to Colorado - at least they tried to follow the law.
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  353.  @h0lly_blue  tears that are streaming on his service.
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  354.  @h0lly_blue  tears streaming down his app.
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  355. Oh, he's just getting started. It's going to be twice the kakistocratic feces fest Trump's first administration was even with out Jared and Ivanka there. Liberal jeers not tears.
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  356. 1:11 I think most of us are baffled by his "remarks". How does the saying go? If you don't have the facts baffle them with bullshit? Credit where credit is due - old Bankrupt Donny has a PhD in BS.
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  357. Don Jr is kind of what you get if Bush Jr had never stopped drinking and doing other drugs. Wonder if he'll end up having the Supreme's install him as president in 2028 the same way G.W. did in 2000. History would rhyme in a most heinous way.
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  358. The phrase "President elect Trump" continues to boggle my brain. I have a hard time with the reality that the guy who messed things up so badly the first time that he lost to Joe Biden is getting another chance to mess things up so badly that JD Vance will loose to some other Democrat four years from now. That is if people are wrong about us not having another election in four years - gotta keep hope alive.
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  359. I'd be more amused if he wasn't in control of the military now.
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  360. This crap would be more entertaining if he didn't have access to the nuclear arsenal and our military
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  361. How does Barr get the letters Hon put in front of his name? Honorable is only one of many things this shill will never be.
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  362. 2:24 - More like "I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY ☹"
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  363. Triggered much, Snowflake? Say hello to your mother for me.
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  364. Now if Trump had actual Minions like Gru he'd be one of the most loved criminal presidents ever (I know I'm being redundant with 'criminal presidents', sorry).
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  365. For us gaming nerds that AirDnD joke was a nat 20.
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  366.  @aerynsunx  Frelling love your screen name.
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  367. Too late, but this is why Republicans shouldn't especially be in the White House.
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  368. Lizzid Peeple built the moon!
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  369. Radar O'Reily? Damn I'm old.
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  370. In all fairness, you do have to flush a server at least ten to fifteen times.
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  371. 4:14 - who put a glory hole on the Wally poster? Scolins?
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  372. Who's grown up? I sure as heck haven't grown up - I had ice cream for dinner. And I'm probably going to have more for breakfast.
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  373. Make Aliens Great Again - approved by LIzzid Peeple for Prosperity.
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  374. “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin He wasn't just talking about men, but he was definitely talking about Trump supporters.
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  375. A Law Marker is what he thinks those big Sharpies are called.
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  376. Script? We don't need no stinkin' script! Seth's got his glass of booze! ¡Vamanos!
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  377. Apologies from Colorado
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  378. As a fake attorney I can confirm that an "assload" is indeed a legal term. It was codified specifically for mister Trump and his associates.
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  379. Seth normally makes the whole show hosting gig look so easy.
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  380. Tucker will be fine - there's plenty of places he can go and keep being a news chode.
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  381. It's true - Hertfordshire has got oxygen and gravity and all kinds of stuff you won't find in outer space.
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  382. And Trump did a lot more damage than they blame him for. It's part of why Trump is getting another chance to make America a mess again.
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  383. You know old Bankrupt Donny thinks Benjamin Franklin was a president. And because Franklin is on the hundred dollar bill he must have been the best president we ever had.
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  384. Love it when Seth makes himself laugh.
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  385. Seth wasn't having any of our nonsense! Feel better, Seth.
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  386. I've got that darned "Animal Flubs" music running through my head! MAKE IT STOP!!!
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  387. Sexual predators of a feather gotta stick together.
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  388. Tim Scott needs to stop - he's just embarrassing himself and his family at this point.
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  389. X-Fox 🤣
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  390. Oh Donny, you did it again! Truth Social was a total pump and dump. SEC needs to look into that nonsense.
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  391. Jewish space laser focused (missed opportunity)
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  392. They are even dressed in brown in most of the pictures and footage I'm seeing. They may think it's some kind of uniform, but it's still a brown shirt. How much more do they think people will put up with having their noses rubbed in this mess before we have enough?
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  393. There was some kind of meme about "Obama Lied - People Died" back in 2016 (among other similar rhymes and memes all through his two terms) that these Trump enablers railed against Obama about doing at the time. It's like they don't realize there is this thing called the Internet we can use to quickly reference history to find repeated examples of their hypocrisy. If this really is a simulation, it's time to wake up. ...crap!
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  394. 18 and a half minutes (ish) - HOLY CRAP! All of Trump's lawyers should be disbarred - not just Rudy
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  395. Mike Pompeo looks like he has old Bankrupt Donny's hand up his ass like the puppet he is.
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  396. "now we know how to govern" That word you used - I do not think it means what you think it means.
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  397. Great - now I want ham.
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  398. No, Mike - 2:58 is the bizarro world.
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  399. Even worse, he is an actual low level super villain. Well, not all that super but definitely a villain.
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  400.  @charlesasmith7836  Nah - the Joker has way more class than Matty short eyes, AKA the Caucasian Diddy (TY Jimmy Kimmel). Gaetz would be lucky if he could make into the Legion of Lame Villains.
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  401. Seth hit the Late Night demographic trifecta!
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  402. I'm glad to hear more people talking about Project 2025 - the authoritarian plan from the Heritage Foundation to put Trump loyalists and enablers into positions of power of the Federal government on day one if he gets re-elected. Their complete lack of respect for the standards of our democracy and the Republic is impressive and terrifying.
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  403. Puds - sounds about right
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  404. Except that he is their messiah. Like many false prophets before him, he'll take his flock down with him and they'll go singing his praises all the way to the end.
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  405. 9:37 - I've been asking myself this same question every time I see The Mooch on television since his brief tenure in public office. To paraphrase someone else - Really!?! The Mooch!?! REALLY!?!
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  406. HARRUMPH!
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  407. The transcript starting to scroll got me.
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  408.  @jasonhenson7948  Man, that's a great movie -- "What's in the box?! OH GOD, NO!"
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  409. He doesn't have any for normal folks like you and I, but old Bankrupt Donny has lots of charisma for all those moronic, semi-literate, walking toxic waste dump deplorables out there. You know, his base.
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  410. Trump is a dirty, dirty boy - not very clean at all
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  411. You shouldn't try to write about things you clearly don't understand. I mean, you certainly can, but it just makes you look silly. There will still be choices besides only Trump and Harris on the ballots. And someone can believe in democracy and still choose to abstain from voting in an election. Besides - the people who vote for Trump generally don't believe in democracy. But you are just a Troll account that was created in May of 2024, so you probably don't really care about any of this.
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  412. Ron Paul of Rudy Gobert of the US Senate
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  413. Well I'll be - they actually pulled off that outro. The graphics department really earned their paychecks this week.
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  414. And we certainly never chanted about them.
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  415. Trump is even more addled than Joe Biden most of the time and yet the Republicans are all in with Dementia J Trump (thank KO) - typical cult behavior.
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  416. Saying again the only thing I can really say about the Friday Fiasco. I love my country but I've been embarrassed and even ashamed of our leaders from both parties many times over my life, but never as badly as what we saw from Trump and Vance. I knew the second Term was going to bad but damn. That was really bad. Sadly I have feeling it's going to get a lot worse.
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  417. Biden and his administration accomplished a lot domestically over the past four years. You just have to do some basic research to get a long list of things, which I'm not here to do for you. Stop spreading misinformation.
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  418. Republican politicians keep going out of their way to remind the rest of us that they are the worst of us and have no desire to help make things better for any of us. But somehow they keep getting elected. What the hell, Republican voters?
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  419. He could start bringing an alligator with him when he goes somewhere. Maybe engage in a high speed (or slow speed) car chase or two. Now that's Florida!
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  420.  @amethystpeony  Even worse is that in 31 states the age of consent is 16. But no voting until 18 or drinking alcohol/smoking cigarettes or weed until 21. The US such a weird place.
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  421.  @willynillylive  Tell me you didn't watch the A Closer Look segment without telling me didn't watch A Closer Look segment.
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  422. Jesse Waters need to stop embarrassing his mom and making her sad.
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  423. Where was Waldo?
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  424. and an audience of jackals
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  425. Like Hell Moby Dick - that was from Wrath of Khan.
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  426. Polls shmolls - they don't mean squat for about a year.
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  427. 4:46 nope - what went down is someone had a picture board with ships and sailors and the word UKRAINE in huge letters written on it. Remember, his staff have been working overtime making his Presidential Daily Briefing visual aids as simple as possible for the stupidest man to ever hold the office.
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  428. But - what about the lobster? It's like we don't really matter to you , Seth. And you keep saying you love us. If that's love then count me out!
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  429. Mark Robinson should at least be a man and own up to what he was doing. I suspect he'd get a lot more sympathy than by trying to act like he's some perfect and pure person whose being maligned by the press. But I get it - that's not the MAGA way.
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  430. And clearly Seth hasn't been to a porn site in a while. Of course they have a comment section - everything has a comment section these days. I'd have thought at least someone there (looking at you Shoemaker) could have told him that.
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  431. Late Night Writer Mike Scollins looks like trailer park Jimmy Carr <across the pond burn!>
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  432. that guy at 4:47 is an good example of everything wrong with these far-right wackos.
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  433. I 100% support the First Amendment and abhor censorship, but Hannity reminds me how there are exceptions to every rule and he might be one of them.
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  434. Trump wanting to shoot down the drones (or whatever they are) is the most typically dumb Trump thing I've heard since the last dumb thing Trump said he wants to do.
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  435. Aaaaaa
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  436. "It's just weird that it's those two" is what a lot of us are saying. But you have to play with the hand your dealt. Still, in that game I'll take Biden over the other two jokers every time.
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  437. Chip Intel - I'm dead.
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  438. Tommy Tuberville proving yet again that he's an awful human being. How he can advocate physical abuse as treatment for a mental health problem and still be seen in public would be beyond me if I hadn't already stated that he's an awful human being.
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  439. ANIMAL FLUUUUUBS!!!!
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  440. Wait...what? I'd feel cheated but corrections is free so...
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  441. Gophers and MAGA goofs lovin' the Natty Light. And the rest of us loving the Trump and Tucker impressions.
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  442.  @kimberlys8422  I'll take Dubya over Trump every day of the week and twice on Sundays. Cheney on the other hand - that guy actually did $hoot someone in the face and they then apologized to him for it. If Trump and his cronies knows what's good for them they won't go after Cheney's daughter, Liz.
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  443. 9:17 You only go blind if you've done it right. And the blindness is only temporary - unless you did that wrong.
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  444. The Russian military is still invading Ukraine so he still hasn't kept that promise about ending the war in Ukraine. And groceries are still hella expensive. There were barely even any eggs there - forget about inexpensive ones.
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  445. The gift that keeps on giving.
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  446. So we're calling it levitation now? m'kay - in the words of the great Mojo Nixon -- Hey Washington, why don't you please us and legalize it
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  447. But pants are still optional at Waffle House.
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  448. Adjudicated rapist and convicted felon Donald Trump is the king of projection. Nobody has ever projected as much on as many people people as he has. His picture should be next to the term as an example of what the term means.
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  449. In the year 2525 if humans are still alive maybe then the US could thrive without the nonsense of Republican jive.
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  450.  @veedee4860  Gotta be the Swayze.
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  451.  @hawkeye5955  So what do you think - will it all end with a bang or a whimper?
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  452. Animal flubs! Animal flubs! Whoever wrote that email is a dirty rotten hoser animal flubs! Animal flubs!
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  453. Seth really nailed the Air Force 5 podcasters. Promo code BUSH.
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  454. Someone who cares about Sen Kennedy really needs to stage an intervention for the old guy.
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  455. Better than any Late Night host any Late Night host that I've ever met. (though to be fair I've never met any Late Night hosts so it's a pretty low bar)
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  456. Big deal not made. Welcome to Corrections post-episode 100 - I love you.
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  457.  @judithsmith9582  DOOMED!!!
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  458. And here's your mohel right now. Everyone - it's Jared Kushner! That's right, Jared Kushner - the most talented man in the world - after me, of course. Jared, come on up here and say some nice things about me.
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  459.  @edsmith6504  Consider all the burned-on skin that rips away when you pull it out. A regular poker, unless inserted past the hook, leaves a cleaner wound.
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  460. If I revere anything it's the institutions of the US and the potential they represent. The people in the institutions are often emotionally broken with any of a variety of diagnosable DSM-5 disorders.
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  461. The problem with the joke at 10:00 is everyone knows old Bankrupt Donny doesn't run - quickly waddles around in circles aimlessly like a penguin with alzheimer's maybe, but never runs.
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  462. I'd be curious to know what Don's thought's might be on the Presidential Youth Fitness Program. Wait, my bad - he doesn't think about fitness.
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  463. There are at least a few but the MAGA voters that have taken over the Republican party won't support them so they're hosed.
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  464.  @akizeta  During the debate last night he actually claimed at one point that "she wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison." Old Bankrupt Donny seems to think the democrats are the Oprah Winfrey of gender reassignment surgery - "You get a sex change, and you get a sex change - everybody gets a sex change!"
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  465. Sure, but to be fair we've been the embarrassment of the globe for a while now. There was that whole War on Terror thing and first time we elected Trump among other things. The US has been a fecal fest for a while now.
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  466. These MAGA folks really aren't too bright.
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  467. "Boom! There's your Oscar right there, Motherf*@#%r!" Loves me some Late Night with Seth Meyers and the writers - SCOLLINS!!!
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  468. Or at least very gullible.
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  469. "Honestly, I had very little contact with her and she never seemed like all that smart of a person to begin with. I was only doing a favor for Mike Pillow even meeting with her and it was a very short meeting - very brief like hardly any time at all. I don't even remember what she was talking about about I wasn't talking it was only her that did the talking and I honestly don't think it had anything to do with the RIGGED election that everyone knows was rigged by CHINA and the democrats." - all while doing his accordion hands thing.
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  470. Chappie was in fine form tonight.
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  471. Gas is better to cook with unless you can afford a high-end electric stove. Since I like to cook, can't afford the fancy electric, and don't have kids I'm going to keep using a gas stove. I know - I'm a monster.
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  472. Trump: Hold my amphetamines.
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  473.  james mack  Ralph Nader kicks ass.
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  474. It's the end of an era.
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  475. 4:04 - Fucking mimes! Well, that explains the whole see-through wall thing.
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  476. Remember when adjudicated rapist and convicted felon Donald Trump was going to drain the swamp? Or when he was going to make America great again. Or release his taxes? Or balance the federal budget 'fairly quickly'? Or any of the dozens of other things he said he was going to do that he never got done. So much winning.
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  477. "I'm not bluffing" - nah just a useful idiot.
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  478. I thought old Bankrupt Donny was complaining about windmills killing seagulls but eagles make more sense. Though after his one experience with an eagle I suspect he's really rooting for the windmills instead of the eagles.
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  479. Too old - Obama could run though.
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  480. MAGA kooks loose their mind when Trump projects his own fascistic and authoritarian desires on the Dems and then cheer for the idea that he'll be their authoritarian fascist.
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  481. What do you mean? Blaming other people for his lies, crimes, and other assorted F-ups is totally on brand for old Bankrupt Donny.
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  482. To be fair, old Bankrupt Donny doesn't even know who John Bolton is. The only Bolton he's ever heard of is Michael Bolton, or to paraphrase the man himself-- the great Michael Bolton or Mikey golden-pipes as they used to call him. He used to come up to me with tears in his eyes and say, "Mr president - SIR? How am I supposed to live without you?" And I said, - "Michael - it is what it is" and he said "yes, sir mr. president. You are so right You are so right"'
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  483.  @eileenmc8808  True! David Byrne is clearly a prophet who was trying to warn us back in the day about Donald Trump. Why didn't we listen?!?!😢
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  484. Even Dick Cheney sees old Bankrupt Donny for what he is.
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  485. Celibate priests -- they can't have their own kids but everyone else's are fair game.
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  486. 3:16 That Broadway show is called "Not Without My Me-Ma!"
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  487. This is what a kakistocracy looks like.
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  488. Bugs the hell out of me when I don't get notified about the new videos.
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  489. BANE BANE BANE! Like googly eyes and Animal Flubs - Bane impressions make everything better.
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  490. ...and Bacon
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  491. "...three Trump-adjacent crazy people" - concise, accurate. Nice description.
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  492. The world would be such a better place with the five people in the picture next to Seth at 12:08.
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  493. The weirdo has Nixon's face tattooed on his upper back like some kind of misplaced tramp stamp. Sometimes looks aren't deceiving. He's definitely a villain - has been for a long long time.
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  494. Seth Meyers is the best of the Late Nights hosts.
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  495. He does bear an uncanny resemblance in a lot of pictures. But Nixon was almost 70 when Gaetz was born so it's unlikely that he's Tricky Dick's illegitimate love child.
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  496. There's only one perfect holiday film - Die Hard.
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  497. I'd want Vance to be there so I could tell both of them at the same time how terrible they are.
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  498. Oligarchy? Sure. But it's also a kakistocracy even worse than the first Trump administration. China is going to rule the world before Trump is done with us.
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  499. Would this have ever been made if Seth still had an audience? The things we can do today or a trip!
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  500. I want Rudy Giuliani to go away - except I really don't.
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  501. 11:57 - If that banner was being made for Congress than it was being made for a joke - a terrible, terrible joke.
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  502. If a literal rock, let alone literally The Rock, had done as much as Joe Biden's administration to pull the country out of the ditch Trump figuratively drove it in to then that really would be something.
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  503.  @snowsim  The OP should be so lucky!
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  504. @ The last four years were only objectively bad because of the mess Trump made of his first term and how poorly his administration handled the pandemic. The Biden administration had it's problems, but they got a helluva a lot done in spite of the mess they inherited from Trump. Writing that we "survived" Biden's term and making like it was bad as what Trump did, and is doing now, makes it clear that what isn't deep is your awareness of the last eight years.
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  505. 4:13 - That look is when the edibles kick in but you've taken way too many.
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  506. Don't get comfortable or complacent! We need so many people to vote for Harris/Walz in November that they win the electoral college by well over 300 electors so the the nonsense from Trump and his cult about the election being stolen will just be irrelevant noise. And make the House and the Senate Democrat Blue too for good measure!
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  507. That these trash people keep getting elected speaks poorly of their districts.
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  508.  @michaelelliott1212  Donald Trump is a turkey. A turkey with a criminal record as an adjudicated rapist and a convicted felon who is going to pardon himself! Ain't that America - something to see.
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  509. Oh, Eric - you are why we still need to have the word "retarded" around as an adjective.
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  510. #KeeptheCaptain
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  511. Pompeo is another one of the fuckstains the world would be so much better off without. One more example of how God can't exist.
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  512. Wait... with the hat and the hook in last weeks Corrections I thought the outro was going to have a pirate theme to it this week. I guess Seth gets to dress up like pirate just because he likes dressing up like a pirate - it's good to be the host.
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  513. Nex - more likely the other way around.
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  514. Wait...why does the mask have both a beak and the mouth-grill-thingy? I could see having the upper part of the beak for the nose holes, but having the whole beak makes it look like Bird-Bane has two mouths. That's just weird.
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  515. DOMINATE COVID - DOMINATE THAT VIRUS! LET IT KNOW HOW THE BOSS IS! Lighten up, Francis.
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  516. I'd buy that for a dollar.
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  517. Trump hating on windmills - gotta love the classics.
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  518. Closer Look me, Seth!
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  519. 6:12 - "Even white boys got to shout..."
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  520. I'm celebrating Swashbuckler Thanksgiving from this year forward. The main difference will be all the rum.
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  521.  @Marijuanifornia  Damn right Hemp For Victory. Makes me think about the van made of weed from Up In Smoke.
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  522. "One more straw for Lindsey" sounds like the name of his porn film
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  523. Dank Brandon
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  524. And even with Sean's list tens of millions of people would still vote for him. It's bizarre.
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  525. If making him Campaigner in Chief will make him leave the rest of us alone I'm all for it ... AFTER he's done serving the prison terms for his crimes he committed from the last election he'll be facing when this election is over.
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  526. Not so much - Rudy did this crazy drag schtick with old Bankrupt Donny back in the day. Republicans go hard when they let their freak flag fly. So much repression isn't good for ya.
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  527.  @InverseAgonist  i don't know how glamorous or not her life is, but miss Strong is an attractive (IMO) woman who makes me laugh. All I'm saying is those would be nice qualities to have in a partner.
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  528. He shot himself in the foot on 5th avenue and he still won't lose any of his voters.
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  529. Loony AF indeed! At least now I know how to spell Psckallins name.
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  530. Those are grate. They've gouda use at least a few more cheese puns in the show.
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  531. Luke-warm tap from Flint.
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  532. “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin And many of them are apparently Trump supporters.
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  533.  @rhondah1587  Do you have some reference for that? I know there is a DOJ policy that sitting presidents cannot be prosecuted by the department which is why Smith is wrapping up his investigation. But I've heard that Jack Smith releasing that information would violate federal laws, including the Privacy Act, that he could then face charges for violating. And also that by winding down his investigation now before he's fired by Trump, Smith can submit a final report about the investigation that it would then be up to AG Garland to disclose or not. So it probably wouldn't be as that would be par for course for Garland. But it could also be used by a future AG if anyone ever wants to pursue charges against Trump after he's out of office again.
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  534.  @rhondah1587  Fucking YouTube deleted my first reply so let me try this again. I know the ending the investigation is based a policy about investigating a sitting president. But there are laws in FOIA and the Privacy Act that regulate and prohibit releasing the details of the investigation.
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  535.  @rhondah1587  My reply keeps getting deleted - let me try this again. Ending the investigation is based a policy about investigating a sitting president. But there are laws that regulate and prohibit releasing the details of the investigation.
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  536.  @AfroThunder915  More than very common, it's standard procedure for the investigator to file a final report about the investigation to the Attorney General. And then it's the AG who determines what, if anything, of the report will be made public. What isn't supposed to happen is that the report is released to the press or the general public by the investigator.
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  537. Seth's Springsteen impression sounds a lot like his Biden.
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  538. Sometimes even the K-I-D knows when it's time to turn down the crazy. That's why he isn't named Tucker. I'd quote Carlin but I probably should be a bit less profane around here.
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  539. Loves me some Wally Hijinx
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  540.  @roypiltdown5083  to paraphrase the song, "Don't be a dich. Don't be an icehole."
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  541. "These Days While Not Happy Are Still Days" -Russian Lit 101
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  542. I'm with Deipatrous - the Civil War, slavery, the way we did our best to eradicate the native people of the Americas, the Japanese internment camps just to name a few of the highlights are all much more shameful and embarrassing chapters of US history. Old Bankrupt Donny is a vomitous mass and a national tragedy, but we've seen worse. Hopefully we'll see better soon enough.
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  543. I have a feeling you are right about the economy. I also have a feeling that while this might not be the most embarrassing time in American history, it might be a last embarrassing time in American history. I am curious to see if Putin's Puppet will willingly leave office when the time comes. I'm also curious to see if Europe is about to break apart again and start rearming now that the US has stepped away from it role in Western Democracy. Ah, a highly militarized Europe - there's something we haven't seen in awhile. Should be able to fight some bloody good little wars when that happens.
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  544. That Netflix joke was perfect and happened to me. The only thing worse than how that happened during the Tyson/Paul fight was the Tyson/Paul fight.
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  545.  @calinasagilitypartner4444  You make me sad. So be it - come, Patsy!
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  546. One of the great American stars and she seems like a wonderful human being. Not to mention -- hubba hubba!
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  547. Warrior Poet? Madison Cawthorn? Nahhhhhh.
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  548. Correction -carpe diem is Latin for fish of the day.
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  549. Come on now. Everyone knows Trump would never be in a commercial with a dog.
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  550. Be afraid...be very afraid. Even when old Bankrupt Donny loses again they're going to be crying about how Joe stole the election again. Just as long as Donny stays out of office they can cry all they want.
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  551. A rhetorical question as the answer is "that's Trump" and "that's his base", but how does someone not condemn threats on a school, instead saying "I don't know about that" and then turn your answer into a lie that's already been disproven, and think it's okay? And even worse, how do people continue to think that is a person who deserves their vote and should be in charge of the country?
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  552. Actually, I noticed. It was confusing at first because I figured Steven Tyler running would have made the news, but then the rest of the joke happened and I got the whole Last Week Tonight shtick.
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  553. "I... I don't know exactly how to put this, sir, but are you aware of what a serious breach of security that would be? I mean, he'll see everything, he'll... he'll see the Big Board!" Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
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  554. Like the rest of the Western World isn't full of your own idiots. For example - relying on America.
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  555. Hey, New York Times - YA BURNT! or at least your rag of a newspaper should be.
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  556. So when Joe Biden was elected or Barack Obama was elected all the Republicans did exactly what those presidents told them to do? Their hypocrisy would be stunning if I hadn't come to know MAGA republicans as well as I do. Shameless too. Every one of his cabinet and other picks (except maybe one or two) have cheated on their spouses - and that's often the least bad thing they've done or said.
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  557. 4:49 - I get the feeling the Tom Holland/Tamagotchi follow up joke was all Seth.
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  558. Totally true which only makes it better. Nice!
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  559. The Wire was robbed and so was Corrections - intercourse the Emmys!
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  560. There are many faketriotic people who are in uniform or used to be.
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  561.  @lexslate2476  Mr Wick - is that you?
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  562. Some would say that it's lazy to lump all of Trumps voters into one basket as there really are different kinds of Trump voters. There's the true-believers, the Republicans are better than Democrats, the one's trying to be edgy, etc. But regardless of the different kinds of Trump voters they really do all end up in one basket - a basket of deplorables.
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  563. 1:29 - ABRACADABRA MOTHERF***ER!!!
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  564. It's one of those rare times when I don't disagree with Trump. He won due to a variety of reasons, but the high prices of things, especially groceries, was a central part of the reason why. And those prices would have been high regardless of who was in office. If it had been Republicans they would have faced the same backlash from voters about those high prices. Kamala never had a chance with the general perception of how things were going and with the way the media supported Trump's message that everything was terrible and that it was the Democrats fault.
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  565. What's wrong with people is that there are millions upon millions of deeply damaged conservatives and deranged religious zealots in this country and way too many of them vote.
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  566. Clearly Seth has first hand experience with cocaine.
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  567. Whoever the next POTUS will be (fingers-crossed) I fully expect them to call an emergency press briefing on the first - maybe second day and just come out, ashen faced and looking like a president does after eight years in the office and repeating "you have no idea...the damage...the damage".
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  568. People who do that thing where that put the fingertips of their hands together are almost always awful people trying to come across as much smarter than they really are.
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  569. Juan Barõn - ¡Ay dios mío otra vez!
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  570. Young people need to turn out and vote.
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  571. I'll move on from old Bankrupt Donny when he stops being a hemorrhoid.
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  572. Lindell wearing a cross for a lapel pin is the cherry on top of the icing on the cake.
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  573. And when the prices of groceries and other things don't come back down I'm sure Trump and his enablers are all going to try and find ways to blame the Democrats for it. What's worse than their lack of intelligence is how they can't take responsibility for being wrong.
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  574. Adjudicated rapist, convicted felon, Donald J Trump. That's their candidate. Tells us everything we need to know about the Republican party and Trump supporters.
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  575. Hiding in the bushes? Thought that was Spicey's safe spot.
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  576. That's a perfect picture of Merrick Garland. A crappy image for a crappy AG.
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  577. I think the shovel is pretty old too - definitely medieval. And come on, bacon makes everything better.
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  578. That lunch lady is no lady.
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  579. But the Biden administration objectively did do a lot more to make America great again than Trump did during his first term or than he'll probably do during his second. Re-electing Trump is the embodiment of the saying about doing the same thing and expecting different results.
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  580. Solid Dennis Miller impression - from what I remember. Did he die or was it just his career?
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  581. ​ @frankforsoegskanin2957  First time Trump was running against Hillary who is one of the most disliked and hated people in the US - even by other democrats. And I suspect they could have run either Biden or Bernie and beaten Trump in 2020. The thing about Trump is that he knows his voters and plays to their deepest desires and on their worst fears. He's one hell of a politician (not a compliment) when it comes to running for office. He's an abomination after he wins, but during the campaign he's got the schtick down. Guess we'll see if it works as well a third time around. I'm sure it will - some people you just can't reach.
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  582.  @rdelrosso2001  Exactly! Thank you!
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  583. I don't know, I've got a feeling we're going to need a heroic dose to derail the Trump Train. Those Brokeback MAGA kids are hooked on some bad stuff!
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  584. Like the other person replied - it's all projection with Republicans. Anything they accuse of others of doing they do except even worse.
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  585. It's like the former press secretary doesn't realize there were cameras and reporters(ish) and all kinds of people verbally stabbing each other in the back for the years of her master's one term.
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  586. They accurately pointed out on the Daily Show how the Republicans both hate that Trump was indicted while at the same time are totally pumped that it happened. One more thing about which the MAGA crowd can feel yet more aggrieved and resentful.
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  587. There isn't even a felony in the penalties! And she's also still running Defending the Republic. a political nonprofit with undisclosed donors that the Washington Post reported in 2021 had raised over $14 million; its tax return for the year ending in November 2021 states that it raised nearly $16.4 million and has paid her $120,000 a year. She'd better be providing evidence that puts those other defendants away for decades and ruins them financially.
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  588. I think I like Seth's Tucker impression the best. Mr Pillow Guy is a close second, but that Tuck-face he uses does it for me. (Sorry, the Pillow Lunatic)
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  589. So is the answer one professor, four more guys and Seth Myers, or do all the guys need to be professors?
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  590. 7:21 - Sorry Kate, Seth beat you to the joke.
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  591. Humiliating and mildly depressing doesn't do Trump and MAGA the justice they rightly deserve. I'd go with mortifying that he was and terrifying that he could be again. Project 2025 is muy no bueno! Everybody needs to stop with whole 'Bidens to old" ageist crap and dust off the old "Biden sucks - vote Biden" mantra from 2020. If he's who we got then we gotta Go Joe 2024!
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  592. Correction - I highly doubt adjudicated rapist and convicted felon Donald Trump knows the word salient, let alone how to correctly use it in a sentence or pronounce it.
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  593. Jesse Waters needs to stop making his mother sad and embarrassing the rest of his family.
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  594.  @PlayMoveLaugh  Which is why I used the no drama Obama reference for my original comment. If someone comes up with an alliterative rhyme for the lack of drama in the Biden administration then maybe I'll use that next time I make a post about dramatic presidencies.
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  595. "...because they took his stove." DING-DING-DING!!!
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  596. you should add in "empty barrel" there somewhere.
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  597. Mack the Nights tearing their way out of the baby's eyes at 12:49 - now that's entertainment!
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  598. Outer sky - HA!
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  599. I suspect that there were always phone Jackals just waiting for their moment.
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  600. Vance: "I'm focused on the future except for everything Kamala Harris did the past four years". Me: "You mean when she was the VICE president which is a role that doesn't really have any more power to make change than any other senator does, senator Vance?" Vance: "I was told there wasn't going to be fact checking!"
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  601. Where's your car, dude?
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  602. I wonder how many on his team support Donald because he proves their view that our country is being run by idiots?
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  603. A series of incoherent answers is largely Trumps shtick.
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  604.  @davegreene8588  Don't do that. what's wrong with you? Why you gotta be like that? Harshing my buzz and bringing down my trip. Damn, bro. You'd ruin a wet dream.
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  605. Chaotic and weird is the GOP. And they were always pretty shameless about it. Trump weaponized it.
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  606. With puns like that Ian is the GOAT
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  607. Wish he did have a few generals and other officers like Olbricht, Boeselager, von Tresckow, and von Stauffenberg (among others) instead of these read about it in my tell-all book muppets.
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  608. 🎶Well my whole family done gave up on me and it makes me feel oh so sad the only one that'll still eat ice cream with me is Joe Biden who's like a kick ass granddad. Yeah, you know when I eat ice cream alone I prefer to be by myself🎶
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  609. "Fascist Bobble head" - solid freaking GOLD!
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  610. FIFTEEN TIMES!
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  611. I liked the way the joke about the IT guys writing the IT joke got more of a laugh than the IT joke did.
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