Comments by "Orwellian Horseman of the Apocalypse" (@DennisMoore664) on "Daily Dose Of Internet" channel.

  1. The look that cat gave the person who said "jump, dude" was one of most cat things I've seen a cat do.
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  2. I wish everyone as much happiness as the dog that jumped into the leaf pile was having.
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  3. at least they apologized.
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  4. The only thing missing was someone smoking a cigarette.
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  5. I know everyone is posting about the dog and delivery dude, but I thought that was the most beautiful thing. I love all my fellow apes, but there's always been something extra-special about Orang's.
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  6. I loved how it just went on and on and on and on, oh yeah!
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  7.  @bellamarie6509  You don't need a link It's in the video. Do you mean the timestamp?
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  8. Like everyone else is writing, this one seemed extra special for some reason. You are doing a really good thing with these, my dude. Thank you (as always)!
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  9. Glad to hear you sounding like you're feeling better.
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  10.  @betterdrugsthanyours  When you throw out a random statistic, especially one as high as that, you need to be able to cite a source for the statistic or else you look like you're making stuff up.
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  11. That filter cleaning hack was a blast!
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  12.  @DailyDoseOfInternet  Is his name Robert Paulson?
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  13.  @actuallyarbitrary4444  I did.
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  14. One winner after another in this Daily Dose of Internet. The joy that guy got from the chicken crossing the road, the dudes face listening to the screaming baby, all three of the cat clips and the thief distracted by the doggo - and the rest. Top tier episode, dude!
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  15. "STARTED: THE TOADS' DILEMMA" Collect ten Torchbugs and return them to the hungry toad.
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  16. Kid won't be able to sit down for a few days.
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  17. Might be the best thing that could happen to some peoples yards.
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  18. Mazel tov!
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  19. Indeed! All that metal flexing makes a freaky noise. Kind of felt like air-raid sirens.
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  20. Kind of reminds me of what it's like during a total solar eclipse. Surreal is a good word for the feeling.
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  21.  @Engineer_Heathen  Absolutely! I mostly hate zoos. Though it's even more messed up how zoos are the only place some animals are even relatively safe. (sorry, just saw all others saying this already - ish).
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  22. 6:01 - Why? Because it's a fierce kitty! Absolutely ferocious!
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  23. Ket waiting for a jump scare or something wacky to be edited on to the end but it was just the bottom of the hole.
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  24.  @danielawesome36  That's very cool, I didn't realize he did that.. I grow more impressed with DDoI all the time. Thanks!
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  25. It's wild how a collection of good videos can help. Same thing happened to me just last Friday. Glad you're feeling better!
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  26. I'm loving the double-entendre here of the people bragging about how they can swallow. Reminds of the Austin Powers line - "Well, which is it, baby? Spitz or Swallows?"
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  27. I'm right there with the kid complaining about in not being sunny. One of the many reasons I hate the winter months. I'd love to live near the equator or be able to travel to opposite hemispheres each season to avoid the all the dark days. What the heck indeed, little dude.
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  28. As long as his ego doesn't get inflated.
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  29. Where was this?
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  30.  @alwaysdisputin9930  Thanks dude!
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  31.  @JohnSmithEx  Yes
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  32. And then there's the 80-year-old Montana man facing prison time after authorities say he spent nearly 10 years trying to create giant sheep hybrids to sell to hunting facilities.
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  33.  @em83998  Hey there! You and me - I think we'd get along just fine. Glad you're sharing the planet with me!
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  34. Love the way the penguin does the belly slide after it got back on the ice that wasn't breaking away.
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  35. I thought the way the shadow was copy of the string art was pretty cool too.
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  36.  @leonchalita2169  Pretty sure it was Michael Jackson
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  37. You can't make everyone happy but you make me happy so from me to you -thank you.
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  38. then they should stop touching people and coming in our houses.
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  39. You gouda watch out for flying cheese sticks. They'll put your eye out!
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  40. That dog in the shoes - and then the way it walked across the room and sat down. 🤣🤣🤣
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  41.  @LazloNQ  Another proud member of Shitposters Union Local 69420 -- Never retreat - Never delete, brother!
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  42. Most satisfying video I'll watch today.
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  43. That last guy is 🎶proud to be an American where at least he knows he's free🎶 ...well, he was free until he 🎶fought the law and the law won.🎶
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  44. Someone did that to a puzzle I'd just finished and we'd be finished. F'ing rude!
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  45. 0:24 - mom cat discipline.
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  46. Thanks! See you next year!
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  47. Cats have no respect for privacy - "Pooping are you? Pet the kitty you will"
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  48. Waiting for the day a robot cop is chasing a robot car.
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  49.  @maddalena499  💯💯💯👍✌
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  50. Walter Geoffrey is famous enough that even I know who he is.
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  51. PSYCH! Ya got me!
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  52. 0:39 - freaking China
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  53. 2:29 - this would make Joey Swoll smile. Positive gym culture is a beautiful thing.
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  54. Loved that dog with the ball totally entertaining itself.
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  55. 3:22 - yet one more reason to not buy a Tesla.
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  56. The guy with one leg break dancing was way better than that person from Australia.
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  57. 1:55 - little dude's got a dog and the cajones to tell those guys to keep on walking. He's going to go far in this life.
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  58. The term "dick move" comes to mind.
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  59.  @hereholdthiswillya  So that is her. Nice!
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  60. 4:14 - YOU FOOL! Why would you do that? What's next - gonna teach it to shoot? How about some knife combat? We deserve to lose when the robots rise up.
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  61. Great ending
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  62. Crazy that anyone needs to add a disclaimer to tell people to not set themselves on fire.
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  63. That's no cloud - it's a space station.
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  64. Thanks dude!
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  65. The "I Voted" sticker reminds me of the Boaty McBoatface incident. People are awesome.
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  66. I always enjoy these but this one was one great video after another - solid A+ collection.
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  67. Who would have guessed that a an over-sized human skeleton isn't aerodynamic? <raises hand>
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  68. I'd love another "Only In New York City" video from the person who does those. It's been a while since they put a new one out.
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  69. Later!
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  70. That earthquake globe would be very cool as a tabletop holographic projection.
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  71. The best of the best of the best - with honors - SIR!
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  72. Extreme close-up edition. WAAAAH - WAAAH! Excellent - party on, Daily Dose
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  73. I need that keyboard!
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  74.  @sjqusgs9021  It's engagement for the algorithm. Doesn't have to be up to your standards for quality content, bruh. Turn off your comments if you don't like it but don't be a whinging whiner unless you want people to tell you where to get off.
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  75.  Darius Bostic  I've asked, even begged in reverent supplication, Jesus to come into my life and it's never happened. If he loves me so much he wouldn't be giving me the silent treatment. At this point, the only God I'll ever be able to have faith in is the one that doesn't rely on easily misled and probably wrong people to speak for him. Besides, I wouldn't want to spend eternity with most of the Christians I've met. You all won't even let in animals in Christian heaven because apparently they don't have souls so forget that. If my animals and ALL of my friends aren't going to be there then I don't want to be there either.
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  76. Happy to be one of 13.6 million subs.🖖
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  77. "There's a bird...in my car" - the pause takes it from wild and crazy to LMAO funny.
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  78. I wonder if having an elephant throw wood at you during a wedding video is good luck or bad luck?
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  79. 6:40 Conductors: "Are we just a joke to you?" The Symphony: "Yes, Maestro."
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  80. Quality content, my dude!
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  81. That delivery driver - what a hoser. And what's up with all the new crypto bot comments?
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  82. Not just any Scottish person - that's Limmy! Benny Harvey R.I.P Miss you big man, Gone but not forgotten.
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  83. Any place where giving a homeless person a meal is illegal has something deeply wrong with it. Police should be ashamed of writing a ticket for that and choose to be a decent human being instead of some heartless robocop.
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  84. 1:48 - that flower took etiquette lessons the Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't guy.
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  85. 1:21 - I've been asking for decades why we don't do this (or something like it). It always seemed like an obvious way to get non-living material into orbit and beyond. I imagined it as something like a massive railgun propelling a launchable container down a several mile long track, but if a spinning centrifuge launcher gets the job done then kick ass.🚀
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  86. Brussels sprouts cooked with bacon in a melted Saint Agur blue cheese sauce is ridiculously tasty.
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  87. Why wouldn't you give voice to an intrusive thought? If it's valid go and say it. Life's too short to keep things bottled up. Just don't be vulgar about it.
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  88.  @meltedplasticarmyguy  I hear you, dude.
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  89. That bee is displeased!
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  90. Don't know if that's the greatest gaming setup but it's certainly one of them. Very cool!
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  91. 2:05 - seamless!
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  92. Burning Man is in the northwestern US not the southwest. Happens on the Salt Flats in northwestern Nevada
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  93. It's like those sheep are circling the House of God on Earth And the mushrooms are like something from Fallout
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  94. It's a dangerous ocean out there. The little sea lions seems to inherently knows that it will be safer in captivity with kind people who will care for and feed it than trying to escape sharks and other predators and fighting for its survival.
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  95. 360 degree security? They have a neurotic dog.
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  96. 2:41 saw a tv show just last week where they did this.
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  97. Badonkadonk
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  98. That dog flying out the window - very funny!
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  99. nice - later
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  100. 0:39 - aww. What a kind person. And I never knew there was such a thing as a ferrofluid speaker but now I want one. It's like a lava lamp for sound.
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  101. Millions of fish throwing themselves on the beach doesn't seem like a good sign.
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  102. "Help" - I felt her pain.
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  103. Parents who get upset about tattoos are silly. Wait until mom finds out he got a vasectomy too.
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  104. 15 million - damn!
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  105. Don't steal things, but if someone is going to steal a package at least be creative about it.
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  106. Maybe maybe not - depends on why the cop was there.
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  107. I would have done so much better if I could have started school at 3 PM.
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  108. I hope not. It's a shame when people perpetuate breed stereotypes with names like that.
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  109. Those asshats really wanted that dudes bike! Good on him getting away. Never trust girls!
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  110. It happened in Texas? I blame Elon Musk.
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  111. 0:59 way to traumatize the little kid.
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  112. I've been waiting for that solar car or something like it to be mass produced. Starting price around $32,000 isn't out of reach either.
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  113. I've heard about fattening up livestock. Maybe those ducks are just about out of luck.
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  114. Gypsy cops are a menace to society. At the very least, law enforcement should ostracize any police officer that was "allowed" to resign instead of re-hiring them one town over.
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  115. Our lives would be so much more lame and empty without dogs.
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  116. super cool!
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  117. Cool building
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  118. That lady pushing the little robot over is going to be in trouble when they take over.
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  119. It's all fun and games playing with the cops - as long s you're White.
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  120. Confused and dizzy AF!
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  121. Happy to be your 1Kth like.
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  122. Elephants are the best
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  123. 1:01 - they saluted the guy - HA!
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  124. 366K views in 47 minutes - most impressive
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  125. Silly boy! 💀💀💀
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  126. I don't know who won the contest but the teacher is definitely a loser.
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  127.  @tech34756  "But I don't want to be Duane Dibbley" - although you might find out you are actually Ace Rimmer - (what a guy!) Smoke me a kipper!
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  128. Love to see people being excellent to each other.
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  129. These are always awesome! Thanks
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  130. We're all NPCs in someones game.
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  131. Nice aurora at the end.
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  132. That dog is like those feinting goats. I never knew other animals did that. Wonder if there's some similar genetic component that exists between various species and causes the problem.
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  133. They cut it off. They guy actually says "Alright - um, I'll just come inside" in the full clip. he's being more of a chode than a chad.
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