Comments by "Orwellian Horseman of the Apocalypse" (@DennisMoore664) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. People talking to themselves is one thing - having a heated conversation by myself might make people nervous.
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  2. ​ @fuckoffwiththehandles  Even if we have work friends and social acquaintances, some of us don't have people in our lives we can be real with and let shit out, but it still needs to come out. Sometimes it helps to vocalize the conversation or argument I'm having with one part of myself or the other. If the conversation requires the second or third person - singular or plural - that's how it comes out. I doubt my correct use of grammar would indicate insanity. Besides, we're all legit insane - have to be to survive the shit show in this fucking mad house!
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  3.  @fuckoffwiththehandles  careful there skid mark.
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  4. "Where my fucking homies at?"
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  5. "they have <(dramatic?) pause> faces" --I miss this incarnation of The Onion
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  6. "Known as Tay Tay on the streets" - the Onion is back baby!
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  7. I used to get stoked - then I took an arrow to the knee.
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  8. The answer is C) both A and B. "Real" men are actually pretty easy to figure out. It's the evolved, sensitive ones that are tricky.
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  9. Holy shit that's wrong on so many levels! (and by wrong I mean hella fuckin' balls-to-the-wall awesome!)
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  10. It worked for me - life's a hell of a lot simpler with just me and the animals.
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  11. Wait - this isn't CNN? SHIT!
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  12. This was the SHIT!
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  13. Good to see the Onion doing the hard hitting journalism it used to do. Ya'll are doing the lards work, me boyos!
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  14. Forget Data Mining. Data Fraking is the future of the Data Extraction industry.
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  15.  @artemis8396  If your replying to the part of that one comment of mine about how "we're all legit insane", I was really just trying to have a bit of a laugh at that point. And I also very much agree with your reply - cheers!
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  16. Why don't they do shit like this anymore?
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  17. That puppy knows what it did and so does Trump.
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  18. Hey man - pancackes are an art!
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  19. Amish mega donors.🤣😅🤣 Gotta respect the horse drawn carriage voting block.
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  20. If anyone should be panicking its Greta - I've got coal to roll dammit! It's not like my RAM 1500 TRX 4×4 is going to drive itself.
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  21. "No sane God" - that explains it!
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  22. 3:05 - backpack, brown paper bag, trash bag, - hell, it could just fall out of the sky for all I care - IT COULD HAPPEN!!
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  23. One more reason I hate unions.
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  24. I guess things could still be worse.
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  25. There are too many amazing things being said here to pick out just one of them for a comment. Although, "if you love America, you throw money in it's hole" was a great one to end with.
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  26. 1:22 I really really really love the library... DUDE! ME TOO! I pretty much grew up in the public library. Is that why I'm such a stoner? Well, shit. I blame the book glue - and the fact the weed is freaking AWESOME!!
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