Comments by "Bob Roberts" (@YourHineyness) on "China’s Watermelon Prices Crash: Mountains Unsold, Used for Feeding Cows u0026 Pigs, Farmers Lose $280K" video.

  1. China's soil is too polluted, they use too many pesticides. I wouldn't eat them.
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  2. Maybe the CCP could make a deal with KFC. Watermelon and fried chicken to Africa. That would certainly make an ally.
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  3. Watermelon cryer by day, OF girl by night.
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  4. I wonder how many calves will be born with two heads from all of the chemicals in those watermelons?
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  5. There's a big difference between paper wealth and real wealth. This reminds me of a Steve Martin joke: "I wrote a new book, it's called 'How I Turned a Million Dollars in Real Estate into 25 Dollars in Cash'".
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  6. That's why in the old days farmers started making corn whiskey. It was a way to save the crop from spoilage. The nice thing is the longer you keep whiskey the better it gets, unlike raw corn. There's different ways to preserve food: canning, freezing, drying, and making alcohol out of it.
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  7. "Well done, wumao. Your check is in the mail".---the CCP
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  8.  @wshyangify  Some parasites are better looking than others, but they are all just parasites.
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  9. The global overlords are picking off one country at a time.
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  10. Imagine the CCP running ads in African newspapers "come to China and get free watermelon". Insidious but it just might work!
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  11. Xi = Mao 2.0.
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  12. They have a 50/50 partnership. He kills himself doing the work and she gets all made up and cries on camera. Poor thing. It's so hard being a farmer's wife.
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  13. Shows a certain lack of imagination. I thought the Chinese were supposed to be smart. I see no evidence of that.
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  14. And the simps are always with us.
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  15. Without all of the makeup and filters she probably looks like a hog farmer's wife.
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  16. Coming soon: the PLA's hypersonic, 5G Watermelon Gun. The West should be very afraid.
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