Comments by "Plato\x27s Cave alum" (@platoscavealum902) on "Tesla to spend $500 million on supercharger network expansion" video.

  1. Fanboys think that on 8/8 Musk will announce revolutionary product or service that is actually available for purchase. If they believe that, then I have a Hyperloop to sell them.
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  2. Supervised ≠ Full Self Driving Supervised = Fool Self Driving
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  3. 🎯
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  4. 🤥 3:00 FSD = Fool Self Driving (supervised)
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  5. 🔮 It’s going to be a plan of how to make better plans — next year.
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  6. 🐓 On 8/8 Cathie Wood and Tasha Keeney will sit proudly in the audience — counting FSD chickens before they hatch 🥚
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  7. 🔮 8/8/2024 Elon Musk will announce a "plan" that something is coming "next year." There will not be any vehicles available that are capable of doing whatever he is promising "next year." 🤥Elon Musk, the boy who cried: FSD!🤖 (next year — since 2016)
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  8. 🔮 8/8/2024 Elon Musk will unveil another plan for something that is coming — "next year." There will not be unveiling of products or services that are actually available for purchase.
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  9.  @tatata1543  🕺 Hyperloop 💃
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  10.  @tatata1543  🕺 Hyperloop ❓
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  11.  @tatata1543  🕺 HyperLoop 💃
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  12.  @tatata1543  perhaps it will be more like the Hyperloop "launch?”
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  13.  @Danny-bd1ch  Elon Musk — the boy who cried: FSD!
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  14. By "FSD" Elon means: Fool Self Driving (supervised) By "supervised," he means: Not Self Driving (NSD)
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  15. 🤥 Coming "next year," trust me bro. — Elon Musk
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  16.  @markmercieca5569 , you’re right in that you should put your money where your mouth is. The bearish sentiment works in your favor if you and Musk are correct. True Tesla believers should be very happy that the stock is declining and they can buy it cheaper.
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  17.  @markmercieca5569 ​​⁠, ​​⁠on the other hand, you seem gullible enough that Elon Musk could sell you a Boring / Hyperloop tunnel that "could" take you to work at nearly the speed of sound. So, perhaps just a little bit of caution would be prudent when defending Elon Musk’s future promises? Elon Has been promising fully autonomous Teslas "next year," since 2016. Doesn’t it seem like Musk had an incentive to be overly optimistic in his presentations to investors about FSD — in order to hit his ridiculously ambitious compensation package numbers? Elon’s pay package (that is in legal limbo at the moment) was based mostly on the increase in $TSLA market cap — not how many cars are sold or how profitable Tesla is. It doesn’t seem to you that Elon had an incentive to be excessively "optimistic" about FSD capabilities — to pump-up Tesla shares — so that he can get the biggest payout in history?
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  18.  @markmercieca5569 , on the other hand you seem gullible enough, so I have a Hyperloop to sell you.
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  19.  @markmercieca5569 , leaves more shares for you to buy. 🐓 You should definitely start counting your chickens before they hatch. That’s how Elon musk does it with FSD 🥚
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  20. 3:00 By "FSD" Elon means: Fool Self Driving (supervised) By "supervised," he means: Not Self Driving (NSD)
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  21. "Supervised" ≠ Full Self Driving "Supervised" = Fool Self Driving
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  22.  @cybermercsix3171  In its quarterly earnings report released May 7, Orlando-based lidar manufacturer Luminar disclosed that Tesla was its “largest LiDAR customer in Q1,” comprising more than 10 percent of the company’s revenue for the quarter. Musk previously called LiDAR a “crutch” and said any company that relies on lidar for its autonomous capabilities was “doomed.” Well, apparently Tesla is stocking up on crutches. — source: Verge, May 7, 2024
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  23.  @cybermercsix3171  In its quarterly earnings report released May 7, Orlando-based lidar manufacturer Luminar disclosed that Tesla was its “largest LiDAR customer in Q1,” comprising more than 10 percent of the company’s revenue for the quarter. Musk previously called LiDAR a “crutch” and said any company that relies on lidar for its autonomous capabilities was “doomed.” Well, apparently Tesla is stocking up on crutches. — source: Verge, May 7, 2024
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  24.  @cybermercsix3171  📰 May 7, 2024: Luminar disclosed that Tesla was its “largest LiDAR customer in Q1,” comprising more than 10 percent of the company’s revenue for the quarter. Musk previously called LiDAR a “crutch” and said any company that relies on lidar for its autonomous capabilities was “doomed.” 🩼 Well, apparently Tesla is stocking up on crutches. 🤖
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  25. 📰 ​ @cybermercsix3171 , are you aware that on May 7 it was announced that Tesla is the largest purchaser of lidars from Luminar? (Tesla accounted for 10% of their total revenue in the quarter.)
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  26.  @cybermercsix3171 , do you know if Tesla has recently bought lidars from Luminar? It sounds like something you’d be aware of 💯
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  27.  @cybermercsix3171 , You seem knowledgeable, why is Tesla buying lidars from Luminar?
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