Comments by "shona mcdonald" (@sumthingwickedly) on "Andrew Lawrence" channel.

  1. RIP old Phil BLM can beat it 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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  2. My heart breaks thinking of their struggle
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  3. Still kinda shocked I've lost my job refused masks, jibjabs, apps, tests and other bollox and I'm the one in the tinfoil hat 😂 they can ram the next fear project aswell
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  4. Happy St George's day from Scotland 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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  5. Imagine the level of masochism involved if you'd to read their books or watch their pronouncements it'd be like those guys who like getting kicked in the balls
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  6. I don't know what Hazmeg clowns are up to till Andrew posts
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  7. Never a truer word said Scotland is top of the hit parade in all things hellish and nightmare inducing it's all you can do not to have Buckfast on your cornflakes
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  8. I'd love to be a fly on the wall in Hazmegs gaff to hear them saying pretty much this 😂😂
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  9. Never wore a mask and they can ram the vaccine up their arse and fuck lockdown I don't remember being sentenced to a supermax jail ffs
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  10. Ok walter whitty is a professor? And I've no idea the crack about this photo thing but im assuming we'll soon be entertained to 'i was minding my own business when my trousers fell down and these snap happy chugging maniacs made good with the result'
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  11. His sanctimonious baggage of a wife must be so proud
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  12. I used to watch the mania playing out in the middle East and say thank fk I don't stay there. Now thanks to our immigration policy I do
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  13. A million jibjabs a day EACH!! 🥴🙃🤪
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  14. Awww my hearts breaking while i drag the tarpaulin over my skip #hugstome
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  15. Getting a bus outside Lidl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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  16.  @RenatasSam  that's why I never took the 1st I'm not psychic but kind of smacked of the blackmailer saying give us 20 quid and I'll f off, next day yeah just another 30 quid I'll totally f off this time 🥴🙃
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  17. Is there still people unwilling to fess up and say I'm sorry conspiracy theory nutters you might have had a point ✋😂💃
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  18. Quite easy to make valid observations about degeneracy if you're a degenerate, it's bound to be something you know about 😆 🤣
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  19. Last October I'd a job which masks were optional initially then became compulsory and because I was an agency worker (allegedly on 18 month contract) was told wear it or fk off so off I fkd and unlike Hazmat I didn't have a 30 million pound trust fund to tide me over
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  20. I feel a harsher line needs to be taken and I think send the army after people who don't agree with whatever the hell you're meant to
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  21. 🐸🐸🐸 box of I'm totally not going near woke places...oh fuck nowhere left
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  22. That's what you get for digging up Richard the third and putting him in charge 😂
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  23.  @jimreaper1337  don't forget rainbow clown cars and tiktok dancing, taking the knee and making sure I don't hurt your feelings as we've heard recently it's just as bad as violence. I called my neighbour a 🔔🔚 he said it was exactly the same as being kept in a basement and repeatedly raped so there you go
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  24. In Scotland they went out middle of the night and changed the speed limit so folk headed to work weren't looking at signs n thousands got tickets
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  25. The lord works in mysterious ways 😂😂😂
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  26. Oh fk was this not a public infomercial 🤯
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  27. Shocked I can see your comment
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  28. Welcome back I thought you'd done a Hazza and decided to be a deeply private person 🤣🤣
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  29. I think the official guidance is to use a blow torch I think the steam iron is to be used on your rancid unvxd body in general 🤔
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  30. Intercontinental ballistic cannons
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  31. Yeah let's not bother with that nonsense 🙄
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  32. Hold the line everyone
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  33. Matt Hancock and all his mates he sorted out with PPE contracts and anyone you see who is singing the official lockdown line
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  34. Sleazy carpets 😂😂😂
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  35. Hedge trimmer 😆
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  36. I remember the police were fit to chase you once upon a time
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  37. Yeah can't see it ending badly in the same way the folk waving the titanic couldn't...
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  38. I won't pander to fascists 😂😂😂
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  39. Wonder how all those folk who 'needed' a holiday are doing now?
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  40. It's like someone who is in the habit of soiling themselves pointing out the other folk doing it
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  41. That Liam clown has been on everywhere banging on and it turns out he's not insulated his own house ffs
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  42. Esther rantson made money from hiding behind the vortex of horror
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  43. Be suprised if you could tell the difference
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  44. How dare you try and calm folk down I have it on good authority from Walter Whitty that every 🏥 is at breaking point and you can't move for bodies not unlike a zombie apocalypse 🧟🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️
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  45. No mask, fine lost my job. No jib jabber lost my friends well I feel stupid now shouting at gravestones
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  46. Another handy hint is wear all your clothes at once and put all your jackets on the bed aswell
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  47.  @noelward8047  thank fk for the cops painting their clown cars and chasing each other in tiktok vids or my horrendously overpopulated shallow grave wouldn't be so much of a secret 😳
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  48. He swept it under his own carpet
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  49. I'm sick of the police murdering me it's a nightmare
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  50. It was 6 months between stabs now 3 first no pregnant women or children now they need them all backdated at once up their arse to save granny and make sure N-H-Z gets peace to sort out their pronouns
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  51. Yes Keif and as they said once all the vulnerable people were vaccinated we'd be out of lockdown...anyone fancy a pint 🍺🍻
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  52. Humming youseless will be over there on holiday for a once proud nation I despair n 🤢
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  53. 😂😂😂 I said to my friend if a story came out that a mad deviant was operating in your work would you phone and say 'it's not me '
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  54. Take you 5 hours to get in the shop while some wokester rakes through 3000 ghastly made up as they go along pronoun badges to defend your right to be an utter bellend
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  55. She's a teacher? Of what?
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  56. Well they come out protesting outside schools do you see any protesting about this...nope because they agree even if they don't actively participate
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  57.  @RenatasSam  the idiot that rocks up here trying to force me might be in for a wee surprise 😆😆
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  58.  @angr3819  funny that the folk who shout loudest do it from the despised west that they want to turn into a hellhole
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  59. Furthermore do much more of the opposite of krankie and drakfula
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  60. Fkn wonder he needs security well seen the wasters at stammer didn't mean it unless they'd misgendered it
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  61. Boo fucking hoo woke twats 😫😫
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  62. God bless the Queen and God save king Charlie 🤴 from Scotland 🇬🇧
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  63. Pity they wouldn't set fire to the dinghies
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  64. Was in England in October to escape Scurge-on can't believe anyone votes for the puritanical horror show
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  65.  @nojabhere  1933-1939
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  66.  @testpilotian3188  you can't say he hasn't got a clue wtf he's on about 🙃🥴🤪
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  67. If it wasn't for her 28 man security detail I'd take the jail time n batter the living shit out her 🤮🤮🤮
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  68. Your right as always please do a skit on the for no apparent reason now popular on chat shows Charlie Mullins looks like a melted Rod Stewart with his eyebrows drawn in with a magic marker
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  69. If you chase a junkie they won't pay a fine folk in cars need the car for work
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  70. I briefly worked at herpes best game of footie ever and see when you write fragile this way up on things it's like an invitation to smash it off the wall 🤪☃️☃️ merry Xmas troops
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  71. If you're interested in history, particularly 1930s Germany, then the Krankie Tourism Board welcomes you to get that 'real-life' flung in jail for no reason experience
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  72. I thought the first 87 jags are the worst
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  73.  @AllAhabNoMoby  bejeezus I was hoping the core subjects were mildly safer than that from the basket weaving gender studies nonsense 😑
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  74. ​@ericbeaton7211 probably thinking woohoo they still haven't found out what I'm up to 😂
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  75. If you'd Krankie in charge you'd be on krank bypass the smack n crack ffs
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  76. I googled arsehole and weirdly it was pictures of them that came up
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  77. Im getting a dinghy n going to rock up at kent
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  78. 😂😂😂😂😂 quite right too
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  79. If the police had done their job first time they glued themselves to the M25 and they'd been jailed we'd have missed the comedy hypocrisy of them all being interviewed
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  80. They like it when they get money n decide thats ok n just jealous 😢
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  81. I'm not keen to see it but I think in a few months time we'll be watching Andrew tell us the infant mortality rate is comparable to victorian times
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  82. 12 mins more like
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  83.  @monicawarner4091  I admit when I'm wrong but I've stuck to my guns from day one of this farce, no bodies piling up in the street was a giveaway
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  84. As a blue eyed viking I know how it must be to be ginger I feel my privilege and aboot must feel it too
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  85. Sshhhh don't tell anyone the far right are in my livingroom it's me 😂
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  86.  @thewomble1509  I remember my teachers saying go and look things up pre-internet don't believe what I tell you I suppose that's out the window now
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  87. Wonder when Biden will get his Nobel peace prize
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  88. No that was Biden...
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  89. It'll be in a please take this bin for 50p next week 🤪
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  90. Madness & Shite
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  91. Oooohhh wash your mouth out!!! You'll be saying Emma Thompson flying all over the world lecturing the peasantry on how they can grovel in her bin for a holiday instead of murdering the planet is a firking abomination!! You obviously need to check your thinking I'd advise you upload Hazmeg videos to find out how YOU can save them 🧐🧐
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  92.  @wayneanderton4953  for a clown who shat himself and probably has a larger carbon footprint than my entire family dating back to 1564 and has less coherence than things in my cutlery drawer
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  93. Antiwoke comedians it'd be pretty slim pickings
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  94. I'm quite lucky as I look scary they rarely stop me in the street and I don't answer my door unless it's been prearranged for someone non chugger to appear
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  95.  @iamrocketray  she strikes me as exactly the type of person who would do that and he strikes me as exactly the type of person who would put up with that sort of thing so match made in sado-masochistic hell 🙈
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  96. Makes me homicidal
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  97.  @kirstenrichards8558  you're forgetting everyone is disabled now 🙄
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  98. Been begging for putin to hit sturgeon
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  99. Sadiq needs to resign aswell
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  100. I wish to be addressed as 'High Priestess Refuser of the Gimp Mask' and I'd like a fanfare everytime I arrive anywhere 💃 seems reasonable My Liege 🧐
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  101.  @chatteyj  here's a novel idea no app no ping, no vx no heart attack, no gi-mp 😷 no worries 👍
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  102.  @maccagrabme  rather get the clap trap and hope for the best but I've got a vaccine i made in my kitchen its totally safe come on round 😀😀
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  103. For me to travel if the trains and buses bother to show up, for about 40 miles it's approximately 2 grand and 4 weeks one way
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  104. 🤣🤣🤣
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  105. Andrew just got better looking 👀
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  106. Meditation...empty your mind sorted
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  107. You'll probably get sack of Khan
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  108. Haven't gave a penny to huge charities since I found out the way the money is spent. I give money to people who desperately need a drink and make sure that's what they spend it on 🍾
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  109. Oi you hate speech get in the jail
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  110.  @thesussexstitcher  this is satire but it also happened
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  111. It's ok we're only 2 years in took from 1933-1939 for full tonto antics loads of fun yet to come...how those who 'needed' a holiday feeling now
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  112.  @user-rc6qm7dt4w  watched the NAMBLA episode the other night with my friend and the really disturbing thing is paedos are now MAPs and openly by the left being defended. Hopefully in the future some folk will see who was on the right side of history
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  113. At this point id go to a witch doctor n vote for one
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  114.  @tyrotrainer765  the official advice is to run into the street screaming blue murder going round like a headless chicken till your neighbours put you out of your misery
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  115. Maybe if everyone had grown a pair 2 years ago 🤔
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  116. Well Harry dad was not who he should have been so keep going family tradition his mum was an old bike so marry one
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  117.  @monicawarner4091  yeah my comments vanish on a regular basis and sometimes it's not even when I say the g-o-v can s-uck my b-alls often it's just for saying the truth which is akin to heresy b-urn the w-itch territory these days
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  118. You'll be telling me woman is adult, human female next you raving lunatic
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  119. They literally have it written down...when we are few pretend to go along until we are many...streets of London
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  120.  @Trevor_Austin  think I'll go n see how long it takes me to get kicked out M&S for doing exactly what they're doing
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  121.  @rosiesweeney7856  reeks like a chipshop on a Friday night more like
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  122.  @monicawarner4091  me too pal I'm a 6ft highlander and I'd like to see the clown trying to burn me at the stake 😂😂😂😂
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  123. Who's laughing now not my family who fought for this 3rd world shithole
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  124. Actually thought it was a genuine broadcast
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  125. Say what you want about old Phil he was a laugh n wouldn't put up with this shite
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  126. Trees are racist 🤪🤪 hugging is wrong and if you hug trees you're misappropriating the trees narrative and virtue signalling your transphobic agenda 🙈😎
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  127. Nevermind botox parties lets all have vaccine parties previously known as shooting galleries 💉💉🚬🚬 might aswell have a ciggy too
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  128. Is Bill Cosby lawyer available...🙃🤔
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  129.  @remlatzargonix1329  I'm glad to give you the lauded applause of mega junkies I'm not going to argue but I keep hearing Scotland is the druggie capital of Europe
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  130. Lucky it's still open
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  131. Senile old fruitcakes who'd probably touch up your kids allegedly 🤣🤣
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  132.  Lindsay Bradley  I'd be stunned if they could tell their arse from their elbow I don't actually watch their crackpot announcements I rely on Andrew to relay the gist 😃
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  133. I've got a touch of dengue fever and Herpes delivered my parcels TO MY DOOR!!! 🖕💉😷💃💃
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  134. Bloody disgusting Jerry's been on the go for 100 years you know what he's like
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  135. Potnoodles for me
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  136. It's actually detrimental to your cv to put a real degree on it opposed to gender fluid tantric basket weaving
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  137. See when Ed Milliband aka Wallace n gromit was useless before you'd think dont get him back but Dave the rave Cameron was allowed so I suppose 🤔
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  138. Akin to Douglas Murray who says don't waste your time trying to read 'white fragility' or other ludicrous drivel I'll give you the lowlights you enjoy yourself 👍
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  139. He's got as much shame as his son trying to get it reprinted
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  140. @John G  saw your leg off and get the disabled tick maybe
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  141. Felt a pain in my window cleaners mangina
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  142. Full on jidahi capers it's just the low hanging fruit these clowns go for
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  143. @Slap-moore Cheeks it'll end up like that stupid film that was just a blue screen for about 2 months incase some bedwetter gets offended 😴 meanwhile paedos are great 👍
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  144.  @jonsmith1162  and the head of extinction rebellion claptrap drives a diesel car they're all hypocritical bastards
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  145. Never wore the mask hand spaazistier or got it up the jib jab anyone who did once ok but if you still want it f*** you
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  146. Might aswell call university a pyrotechnic for all the use
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  147. I'm going to buy a sniper rifle but that's none of my business but can anyone send me directions to where COP27 will be
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  148.  @cubecubesson6779  moi bad
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  149.  @KeithWhittingham  bedwetting time
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  150. Excellent Q....f*** knows
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  151. Same here I'm trying to master an English accent incase anyone here's me and thinks I support these clowns
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  152.  @joseywales3789  barak lying bastard Obama has also just got himself a cushy number in Hawaii but my fairy lights are going to bring the end of the world and al firking Gore has made his fortune n relaxing on a beachfront property despite his protestations that we'll all be underwater BY NOW!!!!
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  153. I'd a so-called medical professional tell me I was hysterical and they knew things I didn't and why would I not just behave myself and do what I was told lol 😆
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  154. Think that ship has sailed mate
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  155.  @chrisrebar2381  if by love you follow the teachings of the Marquis de Sade then yeah they probably do
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  156.  @daveylaney6644  a general parade everytime I take the dog a walk with a few court jesters wouldn't go amiss either 😃
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  157. Andrew any chance you can do an announcement from Nicola Sturgeon aka Jimmie krankie
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  158. My mother went to the doctor got a referral for 9 months n went private and was off work and ill health retirement before that appointment came then dead in 6 months from motor neurone disease not a sniffle but these days the cold n flu is hell. To quote The Who hope I die before I get old or anything near it if I've to deal with the nhs
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  159.  @monicawarner4091  I've got Viking blue eyes me and you will go TeamViking and kick 7 shades of s-hite out the lot of them 😈😈😈😈
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  160.  @monicawarner4091  you can be our secret weapon 😃😃😃
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  161. Did they make that many?
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  162.  @GREENFING3R  I identify as invisible therefore I'm transparent and my pronouns are who/where
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  163.  @englishterry8084  won't be any traffic
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  164.  @AllAhabNoMoby  my son was not academically blessed and had the wherewithal to not give a flying fk and I was never out his school so he didn't need to worry about crackpot indoctrination he went for the social network and had a job on his grandpas farm 😉 one of his teachers called me to say it was pointless telling him anything as his reply was 'do you know my mum'
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  165.  @andrewdalziel4006  I meant 40 years ago lol
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  166. Only a matter of time before they got round to the Queen no doubt NutMeg n Hazmat will be pleased
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  167. Help help there's been a terrible accident 🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧⚰⚰⚰
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  168. Andrew I know you're busy and putting out content but you can't just post shit straight from the BBC you need to make things up mate 😉
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  169. Nazi Germany for ducks 😱😱🤣🤣🤣
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  170. I think Andrew needs to make more of an effort with his material instead of just stealing Creepy Joes speeches 🧐🤓
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  171. Welcome if you're on a dinghy n everything is free
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  172. Harvey had a go on her 👏
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  173. Send in blm and antifa to police the pride events like bosses
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  174. Yeah I've got the money for that after 2 years of my business being crippled barely got a pot to piss in but cheers
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  175. Think you'll find they've sold the pitch and built a behavioural science lab on it to see if we'll notice
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  176.  @henrykirkman4716  pure ripped yer slag..i mean skag with a Greggs
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  177. Merry Xmas please tell me yer making this up lol 😆
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  178. That would be misconstrued as a microaggression looking at them punishable by 6 months in the wokestag comrade
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  179.  @Jaysonbc1234  sorry aye jordan was thinking about troudeau lol
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  180. Personally I've been under my bed with 😷 on from day one first time I came out was for stabbing number 1 now I'm triple dipped waiting on 4th hopefully they'll shorten the time again and I can get it ASAP. My friend throws test kits in to me every hour or so just incase and my app pinged me as I seem to be near my neighbour who's through the wall 🙃 stay safe be kind don't laugh it might rip a hole in the universe letting in a new var-iant
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  181. We don't hear enough from these two women 🤣🤣👍👍
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  182. @bryangallagher4690  it's this time of year he always starts being nice lol 😆
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  183.  @Paulgriffify  think you'll find the tree will be rammed up your arse if there's any more tinsel talk merry crimbo
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  184.  @waynewanderer  never wore a mask or getting their mad clinical drug trial and lost my job for being a conspiracy theory nutter....It's all come true FYI Xmas 2054 might be ok to plan for
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  185. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm awaiting the scoop of the century that he's been having a torrid affair 🤢🤢😳😳😳
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  186. Never wore a mask no jag not listening not dead who knew 🤣🤣
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  187. Think you'll find Pisspot it was the pirate ghosts of ye olde slave traders rioting ☠👻
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  188.  @elkpaz560  well I'm publicly spirited I'm donating mine to any 🤡 who wants it 😏
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  189.  @macca9770  shakalaka boom 💥
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  190. Still shocked him n Rod are alive to ram their vx pish about
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  191. Not bothered to watch his nasal whine laugh was enough for me years ago FYI Russell Howard you only need to wait 30 secs for the remote 😉
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  192. Never heard of him 🤣🤣
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  193. Every time I watch southpark I lose the plot aswell 🤣🤣
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  194.  @tyrotrainer765  If you lost both legs you'd be entitled to an e-scooter and a bungy rope to lash yourself to it so if you manage to severe one leg might aswell take the other one off too. And new guidance just out if you accidentally burn 🔥 your house down while trying to cauterise the legs with your blowtorch (maybe drop it when you pass out with the pain) you'll be allocated a nice skip with tarpaulin roof and a moonshine starter kit to dull the horror 🤗🤗
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  195. Never had one in 30 odd years was going out one day and they were just chapping the door...oh I don't live here it's my sisters place she'll be back on Friday they let her out at the weekend now if she hasn't kicked off again....result never seen them again
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  196. @richardmurphy4520  find your CAPITAL LETTERS bizarre not the only family n at least they have history n tradition in this country I'm Scottish n celebrate St George day n our history think you're missing the point we're being invaded
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  197.  @sirrobinofloxley7156  handy pastime in jail aswell bit like moving a pile of rocks from one place to another takes your mind off the futility and talking of basket cases I'm in cop26 Glasgow land of our Austrian painter friends daughter 🇬🇧🇬🇧🥴🖕😷💉🐑
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  198. There's a state in Australia has 'banned' cats from being outside...
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  199.  @greatgrandmama  would burst your happiness if you had any listening to the elites lecturing us. Andrew is trying so hard for comedy and makes me laugh but this one is like listening to the pompous prick
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  200.  @psalmno.51  I've liked Andrew for years and think its admirable he's stuck to his principles and as I said he does make me laugh it's just the real hazmat is so appalling I haven't listened to a word he's said and only watch Andrew doing him and I'm beginning to think it is him talking 😂😂 belfield is ok but small doses really. Basically I've too much time on my hands 🙄🤣
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  201. He should try saying he's an avid BLM supporter and charity worker aswell 🙈🤣
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  202. Said from day one no masks no drug trial and this would go on like our Austrian painter who started in 1933 ...4 more years till it gets really mental
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  203.  @olwens1368  wokesters be troling me with personal insults im genuinely hurt no facts nothing average age dying is 82
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  204. Left aren't joking 😂
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  205.  @richardwherry4896  not if you ever want to sleep again without waking up screaming
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  206. Same reason a lot of people don't want to publicly speak out against the restrictions...fear that the Gestapo are watching and will punish their lack of compliance 🤨
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  207. @Slap-moore Cheeks woman is highly offensive it's now 'mobile orifice that bleeds'
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  208.  @tonyryan1574  it's a weird setup for someone clearly modelling her/him/itself on the Austrian painter she isn't keen on the peasants joining in. Did her/his/it's personal army (trans-polis Scotland) come in 45 vans to get you for your atrocities (not sure what our esteemed leader identifies as and therefore choice of 3 as listing all 879 pronouns could make for a confusing comment unlike anything the Scottish government puts out it's clear as the gusset of said leaders drawers)
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  209. Gutted
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  210. It's an odd way to be greedy as these wokefests are financially disastrous...think it's a rewriting of history 😳
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  211.  @S6WLUKAS  i wouldn't trust anyone affiliated with any religion look at that nutbag Justin welby saying your cursed if you don't get viccinated
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  212.  @johnholmes5674  how do you explain all the mega breeding rabid misogynist lunatics in this country? Just asking
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  213.  Champagne SOYcialist Keeps Getting Barred  not causing much infertility in a certain group of mega breeders and certainly not calming them down any either 🤔🧐
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  214. I got murdered earlier and when i phoned the police they said they were understaffed because someone had said something on twitter so all available manpower and armed response was dealing with that. I will now be complaining from beyond the grave and pale 👻👻🚬🚬🚬
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  215. I'd rather see bodies piled up particularly if its the woke brigade bodies
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  216. RNLI n the navy are providing a taxi service for lunatic extremists to come here while we send money to Ukraine I hope uncle Vlad invades Scotland n kicks off at krankie
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  217. Yup I live in Scotland and thankfully life expectancy is low and getting lower
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  218. Justin Peterson said he got double dipped now refusing anymore and said it was to be left alone and can't believe he was that stupid
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  219. All hail the Rogester 💃💃💃
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  220. I thought extend the june till july in bring aug back so we'll have 2 weeks in between
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  221. Brilliant as ever
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  222. Just say what you think andrew stop pissing about 😂
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  223. Head in the oven 🤣
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  224.  @lisafarr2317  I think that's very public spirited of you and I think they can have mine too incase the effects wear off
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  225.  @lisafarr2317  tbf I'm sure someone told me trying to kick a wardrobe up these tinpot dictators arse would make them calm down I'll give it a go 👍👍🤣🤣
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  226.  @lisafarr2317  i see mad mr vlad has shut his trolling trap 👍👍😂😂
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  227. They won't take bets on that in the bookies unless it's minutes we last
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  228. my worst nightmare would be getting that pissed I accidentally staggered into a nish gig and couldn't find the way out the abhorrent unfunny c***
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  229. Delicious bastards
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  230. I think I might be mentally ill and would welcome getting chucked in an asylum if none of this crap was allowed
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  231.  @joseywales3789  i fear we can no longer call ourselves a civilised society for numerous reasons, the only 'vulnerable' people these days seem to be posh wokesters who need safe spaces
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  232.  @cannz9134  mucho
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  233. Andrew you have to stop talking sense 🙄
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  234.  @TheSkaffen  that would be 'and' not 'or'
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  235. After the plague shitshow and dinghy pish you 😲
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  236.  @ZooScott  don't tell me that mob are making a comeback 🤣
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  237.  Mr Vladimir  I hope that's a joke. Viruses mutate and double dipped are still catching and spreading
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  238. Might aswell go on the game
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  239.  @Microdave75  Emma Thompson said if we don't sort climate change we'll be eating our pets...just before she hopped back to LA hypocritical bastards
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  240.  @christ5160  feel sorry for the tramps who need to fight the foxes for discarded chips
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  241. Might aswell get a degree in chugging 😂
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  242. @bear1245  grammar bs it's typing on phones not an English lesson 🙄
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  243. Him n Trussed up are indistinguishable
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  244. Tbh it's went rainbow, blm, antifa, vegan, ex reb, LGBT, climate claptrap now Ukraine
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  245.  @susanleatherbarrow2495  a long scurrying backwards bowing and scraping will suffice 👍
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  246. Hey at least he can competently fall upstairs n don't forget the sniffing you're all going on as if the guys a fucking maniac 🤔
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  247. Hate to say this but there's a film about Afghani boys being made to dance then raped, some sexually inclusive nutbag (paedo) has made it into a lovely romance. FYI been on the stage and the wokerati been watching it for ages during the scamdemic it was filmed and a load of non-paedos seen it and said "you fucking what" 😒
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  248.  @tyrotrainer765  get in there so many people out there just won't bother accessing their right to a skip
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  249.  @veronica3986  merry Xmas to you too 💃💃💃
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  250.  @FilthyFils.musicgroup  in a rare move to help others I've donated all my 💉💉 to others who are in more need ❤ 😀
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  251. I'm a 6ft highlander covered in tattoos and I find starting my reply with 'listen you why don't you donate the tenner an hour you get if it bothers you that much' gets shot of them
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  252. Talking of rising costs my weekly picnic hamper from fortnum and mason has went mad too i had to beat my cleaner with a shovel because of it 🙃
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  253.  @missprimproper1022  maybe sean Connery shleazy carpets 😁😁
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  254.  @ottosump3356  yeah to hell with the people alive that they fought for
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  255.  @psalmno.51  never worn a mask and I was out in Edinburgh all weekend 26th November was going into a pub and the officious clown on the door asked for a vix passport before they were even needed in pubs, I said I don't think so said I was exempt and quoted the actual law at him he folded let me in every time I was out for a cigarette I told anyone he was asking to stop complying to this crap as that's why we're doomed can't say he was amused ✋💃
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  256.  @psalmno.51  as Neil Oliver says it's easy to break a stick but impossible to break a bundle of sticks 😃😃
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  257.  @psalmno.51  Biden Harris and crypt keeper Pelosi are a comedy show all on their own and to think The Donald's mental faculties were questioned!! Yeah I like Farage he seems to actually care about what a cesspit in particular London is turning into. I did think it was a joke as I haven't been down in a while when he said there was notices up telling folk not to shit in the street 🙄 wonder why they suddenly need them 🤔
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  258. I want free jack Daniels on my cornflakes can I get that if I go queer n marry Peter Tatchell
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  259.  @greyvoice7949  ooh c'mon Doris put a hat on n said let's get these middle class mo'fos just wait till I'm back at ma bitch or ho bro'
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  260. My friend is Moroccan and I'm gutted he's got a better tan than me and he said shut up witch we're both happy 😊
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  261.  @markt4110  I think you'll find in these enlightened times 2+2=87
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  262. More power to them I seen Bruce Springsteen was saying you'd need medically sedated to get in to see him or vxd whatever 🤔
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  263. Never trust anycnut who seems to goody two shoes often a riptide of horror
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  264.  @damo8.lufc.england.152  aha but I'm nearly 6ft tall she's 3ft max 🙈🙈😂😂😂🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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  265.  @tonyryan1574  just the 6 vans must have been some anti indy psychos on the rampage or perhaps a vicious tweet offended someone and they pissed the bed again
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  266. My carpets saturated between spraying Stella n pissing myself 🤣🤣🖕💉😷🐑
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  267.  @Joca497  exactly nobody working and earning mega cash out the BBC has ever said anything against it....until they've worked there 40 years then left and said what an s-show it is...with a nice pension and bank balance funny that
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  268. @Stem Artin wearing gloves to ward off an airborne virus mmmm that's a special kind of stupid they'll be the ones wiping trollies down with antibac? And hand sanitizing their assholes
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  269. Or if your mad pretend you're Scottish and shout NAWWWWW
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  270. Yes much nicer and slips off the tongue easier would be 'able-bodied, gender-fluid, non-binary, person of colour, BLM, ANTIFA, LGBTQRXM, diversity-inclusive trans-woman and a non-specific numerical configuration (maths is racist) of vertically-challenged, sexually inclusive persons of a rainbow coloured perspective'
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  271. I wish you would just tell us what you really think 😂
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  272.  @davidmorris2164  got there before me think you better do a sleeping beauty...
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  273. Imagine working in a company fucking around minding your own business and your gaffer pounces on you and says you've got to go and see this impact officer and you rock up to be confronted with Hazza telling you your a white supremacist who's single handedly destroying the planet and by him locking you in his office your invading his privacy 🤪🤪
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  274.  Mister Jorrox  i despise Krankie and she doesn't speak for us all 🇬🇧🇬🇧 i meant according to mini Hitler she'd kill our tourism aswell. I had to move back to Scotland for personal reasons and will be out of her dictatorship as soon as I can 😫😫😫
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  275. Never heard of her 😳
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  276.  @floriangeyer1  the awful grifters who collect money and do nothing but line their own pockets should think shame. I was at the fringe at the weekend and an old guy was singing in the street obviously just trying to join in and make a few quid I gave him cash he said thank you I'll get myself a drink later so I gave him some more
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  277.  @johnholmes5674  lack of integration and adopting western bollox do what they like not as we do
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  278.  @matthewbh1976  had a look at the channel this year mate
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  279. Where I live the buses stop at 5.30pm so that's handy 😊
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  280. Getting hit with a daffodil really hurts 😪 retreat to safe spaces girls
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  281. He is black n racially fkd over
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  282. It wasn't me!!!!
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  283. That's what he said
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  284. @Jack Warner or perhaps up an alley oooher
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  285. The devolved shambles allows her to stay in
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  286. Get in there Croatia 👍👍👍
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  287. I don't blame France if someone offered me millions to do nothing that I'd no intention of doing and they were stupid enough to keep doing it while unloading a ton of stuff out my attic I didn't want I'd laugh and take it
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  288. Haemorrhaged money glad I seen Frank Sanazi got pix with him n the triggernometry guys n Andrew Doyle but I'd rather go to select events tbh
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  289. @stevehill8657  was all good last year but fk me expensive
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  290. Is he coming the c*** and trying to claw back paedo licence or his uncles cash for MAP or fuckin Charlie's descent into climate claptrap shithole we'll go net zero and hypocritically outsource doing anything elsewhere while we have the horror of not hearing the banging door 🤔
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  291. Kneel on chug on
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  292. Oh n if anyone would like to rent out a bit of my shed there's only the cleaner, her family, the gardener, his family and whoever they sublet to but they seem happy enough. £2000 a week just give me a shout. Or the wheelie bin is a bit cheaper n due to fuel costs no rubbish in it as the guys in the shed burn it 👍
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  293. I just applied for a job in the government and they had the cheek to query my CV because I said I was hitler 😂
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  294. Hedging my bets as the peaceful mob don't like women, not sure about Chin-ese so Russians like drinking like maniacs then Scottish I'll go Putin 🤔
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  295. Do as the trans-police do have a rainbow 🌈 clown car when looking for a spraypainter check pronouns and diversity saluting on the advert and wear a frock and BLM hat when you take it round incase they get offended and set fire to your car 👍
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  296.  @Paulgriffify  the way the countries heading I'm guessing they'll be burned as witches...so I'm not sure who the winners are ☠☠
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  297.  @paulbarclay4114  seems about right wish I'd went up into the hills stockpiling weapons now...
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  298.  @raypurchase801  c'mon now he's following the man with the crook and he's got that dog biting his ankles it's obviously hard to think when that's going on
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  299.  @lisafarr2317  aha if you've not had any stabs yet you can get them all at once now and youngsters who didn't need it only wait 6months, 3 months ehh a week it's like rabbits out a hat
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  300. BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO VLAD THE IMPALER FOR FOLLOWING IN HIS ANCESTORS FOOTSTEPS take a bow Mr Vladimir let's all rush for a quality impaling chop chop 😂😂😂
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  301.  Mr Vladimir  is your ancestor Vlad the Impaler by any chance that why you're so keen on mass stabbings
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  302.  @lisafarr2317  FYI check Unherd inside Australia covid camp truly terrifying
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  303. Shut up bigot that's a bargain 🤣🤣
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  304. League of Lunatics brought to you by Budlight
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  305. @Sandra Johnston  also barred off fb n twatter for having the audacity to say that a mild cough wasn't going to need a crackpot experimental drug trial to sort it out. But what do I know baahhh sheep 🐑
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  306. @Mighty Atom  bill Gates I'd guess
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  307. @1976iap  thank-you no idea if I've had the kungflu n couldn't care less. Since when did folk hide under their bed terrified of a cough it's lunacy and next up you'll be dead every night from climate claptrap they can f right off then go a bit further once they're there
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  308. Any sane person should know drugs are 10 years to market so when they unleashed that it was clearly an experimental trial on mass and if they don't they're retar'ds. It was public knowledge the pig Harma weren't taking any responsibility for any damage caused, eh hello did that not make folk think that was weird 🤔
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  309. When I was a teenager we used to drink round the back of the church with the local tramps and I'd sooner vote for them than anyone who vomits drivel as a politician at least they admitted they didn't give a fk
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  310. Awww no something else to worry about the chickens rising up
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  311. Bit like asking a womble to organise the parks
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  312. Weirdly similar to the filth in Scotland
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  313. Let's leave them to their privacy
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  314.  Craig Mitchell  fantastic to be trolled by such a wokester I'm sure you're affinity with the tabloids says more about your intellectual instabilities than mine and you go ahead and do as you're told
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  315.  Craig Mitchell  well personal insult is lovely why don't you call me a nazi because you can't formulate a cohesive argument well done wokester
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  316.  Craig Mitchell  more personal insults well done wokester go n take the knee
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  317.  Craig Mitchell  that's the party line for wokesters no idea what you're talking about and resort to personal insults unfortunately I'm not that shallow or stupid so carry on
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  318. If you look back at the b-n-p n think pearls clutched the horror god forgive you
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  319. Don't know if you get a fever off the vx but if not then death no fuel bills win win
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  320. Rinse you for every last penny 👍👍
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  321. I'm getting bored of dying from acid rain, ozone layer, droughts, flooding, famine, obesity, plagues, carbon emissions but mainly I'm sick of dying under the rampant hypocritical pish from elites
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  322. He's a cabbage n a fire cabbage at that
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  323. Don't forget if you get raped the guy who done can apologise say oops sorry about that
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  324.  @christ5160  ooohhh lets shoot em in front of the vegan posse
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  325.  @Microdave75  the hypocritical bastards are reeducating us apparently it's enough to make you freak out
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  326.  @Microdave75  never we'll lead the charge on Sturgeon and her fish and any other bollox to the death agin the squirrels and critters 😃😃😃
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  327.  @Microdave75  yaaas my pal us devils have our own pitchforks n high time we used them lol 😈😈😈
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  328.  @Microdave75  can't have been anything to the chinese waiter i had 🤣🤣🤣
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  329.  @Microdave75  for long time 🤣🤣🤣
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  330. I lost my job over mask bollox why don't folk stand up and say nawww
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  331. I'm nearly 6ft and my pal is 5ft therefore she's a midget and I'm in the land of the giants we'd no idea we were offenders
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  332. @bear1245  not that worried about what strangers think we're all entitled to our opinion and possibly not obsessed with spell checks for random comments I'm not submitting my dissertation
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  333.  @bear1245  you write a lot without saying anything
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  334.  @geoffdundee  a friend of mine invited 2 religious doorsteppers in and put some porn on and 'that what yer intae lads' 😈😄
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  335. Read a bit of a book the other day was horrendous woke drivel
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  336. @Chorlton Wheelies unfortunately i dont have and me against 28 guys isn't happening I'm not in the weightlifting at Tokyo 😱🤪🙈
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  337.  @susanleatherbarrow2495  It's fine address me as rear admiral Lord fuctard as I'm currently identifying in a gentlemanly way today who knows what tomorrow will bring 💃💃
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  338. Yeah get massive 6ft8 dudes battering women 👏 inclusive for all
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  339. Out come the victim woke trolls 😁
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  340.  @craigmorgan4676  ts first comment 👍
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  341. Just say what you think stop shilly shallying
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  342. Don't think I could cope if hazmat n the bint weren't banging on n on every day about what i scumbag i am
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  343. Just take your helicopter, jet or range rover that's what I do
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  344. I came across a govt shill talking drivel and I'd say the word crazy summed up the situation just fine
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  345.  @veronica3986  sure I'm barred from fb and twatter and dod-ging round the shad-ow ba-nning here most of the time I'll help you get a skip if you like 👍
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  346.  @tyrotrainer765  yeah if you say to the guys who deliver your skip and e-scooter they'll sort you out just tell them you don't want a lazy gobby one
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  347. Norm MacDonald was ridiculed for supporting Louis these clowns need a boot in the nuts
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  348.  @joanneginever1890  just something else to add to the list
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  349. Uncle Vlad can aim it at Scotland anytime 😊
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  350. Racist gardening 😂😂😂
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  351. I think Keif Cuntabout might be able to get a job at the BBC 🤨
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  352. Pleeease do Jimmie Krankie you're fucking rinsing the rest of them
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  353. @MrReubenTishkoff  90 years in the jail for that but go full paedo n 3 months
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  354. @John Turnley  Joe rogan you mean
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  355.  @psalmno.51  ✋✋✋💃💃💃 high five and a wee dance as under Herr Krankie I can only dance in the house with the curtains shut now 😂😂
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  356.  @psalmno.51  i was in Newcastle in October to escape Krankie n her pish 😃😃
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  357.  @psalmno.51  tbf we were out in loads of places and encountered one jobsworth that was it. If you look at the minority of wokerati nutbags who're getting pandered to it'll only take a similar minority of people standing up against this lunacy if folk could locate their backbone
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  358. Lost my job and had everyone trying to get me sectioned about everything to do with the scamdamarama. All I see now are commentators who were rabidly screaming for the lunatic fringe conspiracy theory nutters to be publicly executed jumping on the next bandwagon and hollering that isn't utter bollox either
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  359. I piss myself imagining her chasing him about like the killer in Scream 👻👻
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  360. Nice black first minister for Wales so our diversity is done no whites left
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  361. Police deserve all they get for not stopping them
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  362. I'm unfortunately holed up in Scotland or I'd go n see this wanker
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  363.  @danielfellows8034  I think you may be forgetting the all pervading hell of maths in general being racist so signifying an amount would be madness and equivalent to murder of persons in the rainbow nation
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  364.  @nigelmitchell351  I'll get down to the border and escort you in...I'm a nearly 6ft highlander unlike Sturgeon/Hitler 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🤠🤠🤠
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  365.  @nigelmitchell351  🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 good for your cousin...we should gang up on the SNP and chuck them all in the Loch ☠☠☠
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  366. Is this is a Russel brand delivery 🙄
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  367. Dry my best 👌
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  368. If B-Liar said breathing was a good idea I'd be suspicious
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  369.  @alanmorris1831  don't sit on the fence I'm gaslighting here..I'll bet you eat meat and are personally responsible for any nonsense I can think of...apologise now 🤨😎
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  370. Chauffeur driven, multi millionaire, tax dodging, lying, hypocritical, cock sucking, moronic, drivelling, vomit inducing use for f all pollution and that's his good points
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  371. Weird how our military can run about over there while leaving our borders open 🤔
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  372. If I seen an insulate Britain nutbag glued to the road I'd go and glue a facemask to them and inject them with antifreeze just to see what happened because everyone else is getting experimenting I feel left out
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  373. @Stem Artin some horrendously stupid bitch scared the crap out me while I was walking down the street as she leaned into her car to wipe her bloody steering wheel and blared the horn 🤬🤬
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  374. @Stem Artin took all my powers of restraint not to slam her head in the door 😂😂
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  375.  @susanleatherbarrow2495  someone told me they call it the Wuhan sidestep 😃
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  376.  @AlternativeElvis  now in these times lucky I just shout NAWWW n don't leather them
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  377. Send gary to anywhere the bellend
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  378.  @peteh7966  I'll hide behind the bin and hit anyone that wants it for 50p 🤪
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  379. According to krankie you English are banned for no more reason than she said so you'll need to sneak in past her at the border🙃🙃
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  380. Ukraine war is grinding to a halt because of the climate claptrap n other more interesting wars in London and the chief lunatic hunter has had to stop funding it. I ❤️ javier lol 😆
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  381. Too far 🤣🤣
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  382.  @S6WLUKAS  yeah bonkers ideology is a form of religion and the puritanical mindset of some of them like bloody Krankie having a meltdown if they suspect the peasants might be drinking or banging or enjoying themselves is breathtaking
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  383. Come round to my house i made a vaccine in my kitchen its totally fine chop chop do as your told
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  384. Yeah high time you apologised 🤣🤣🤣
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  385. @mianki100 there but for the grace of God and if I was living on the street I'd sure as hell need a drink 🍸
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  386. Same as every other referendum keep holding them till you get the answer you want!!
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  387. That's sexual inclusion same as MAPs according to these fkwits
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  388. Don't like to be a doom doomer but can you wake me up when julember ends
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  389. Uncle Vlad is pissing himself I've emailed him he's welcome here to kick krankie and her woke pish up and down the shop 😀
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  390. Can we just get piers etc in coffins n guess how long till they burn 🔥 🤔
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  391. You can't peacefully go about blowing things up anymore without racist nutbags trying to stop you wtf
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  392. After 2 years of lockdown now a massive cost of living hike and our youngsters being gang raped and welcoming more of the religion of peace lunatics into the country why wouldn't we want more folk to house not as if we're all fucke-d
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  393. Where fakery rules supreme it's not suprising he's been welcomed aboard just hope he stays there
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  394. Would be murderer: how can I hide my nefarious antics...be an upstanding member of the clergy, police, politician or other authoritative shebang...who'd suspect 🤔
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  395. Having to live here with what amounts to that being paraded daily to us makes me want to get a sniper rifle but my business has been so crippled I couldn't afford a baseball bat to beat krankie to death with nevermind a gun 😢
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  396. Was considering getting off the drink I've now decided to drink more 😊
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  397. no shortage of paedo indoctrination so at least they're spending the money they save on swimming and libraries on good wholesome molestation
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  398. Aye and he's not alone by making money then suddenly becoming an unfunny preachy tosspot suprised FB hasn't cancelled all his previous non woke shite actually
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  399. Maybe because she's now got her own gravitational pull and visible from space she thinks she's relevant 🤔
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  400. Not even suprised 🙄🙃
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  401. My son died and I went to the doctors to try and get referred for some counselling I was lucky I'd my mother in law with me as the doctor offered to sedate me and put me on anti depressants. I wasn't fn depressed but at a low point and could possibly have been talked into it
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  402. I'll give them Ptsd
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  403. Can't decide if rishi battering it Up starmer or other way round 🤔
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  404. Never wore a mask, no vax n fk lockdown n the climate hilarity n only thing the asylum seekers are doing is turning the place into an asylum
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  405. Legal migration is worse the boats are a diversion
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  406. Live next to Edinburgh not going there went last year
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  407. Stayed on the Royal Mile for 2 nights so now I live in a skip lol 😆
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  408. Blocked it 😂
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  409. Another ghost 👻 book
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  410. Ahaaaa but what were the fuckwits in charge doing while they diverted the smoke and mirrors to 'fb insta WhatsApp carnage' pass my tin-foil hat please
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  411. Money churned out on big pharma meds to cunts who're 90 year old n have fuck all quality of life
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  412. I'm shocked stupid
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  413. I wouldn't step foot in the place till they start burning these clowns at the stake and put Shakespeare as he wrote it on
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  414. Been in Edinburgh all weekend..do you have a mask...no want to argue, come in then so why comply
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  415. I've paid for a hotel now thinking why bother 🤔
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  416.  @vibhac5403  then bloody Wallace and gromit Ed milliballbag switching the lights off 🙄
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  417. I'm 100 percent trigger happy I mean triggered
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  418. At least the nutters with 'the end is nigh we're all firking doomed' sandwich boards gave us a laugh and just kind of wandered about harmlessly these clowns are making me homicidal lecturing the peasantry while they build mansions with 95 rooms to live in 🤬🤬🤬🤬
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  419. I think she put this out as a whoooaar I'm a goaaar and folk are going ffs you'll be saying Rees Mogg is flashing next
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  420. Easy money you can't get cash out murderers
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  421. The c***
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  422. Hilarious how the government says they'll give out money when they're taxing to within an inch of your life to get the money to most benevolently give themselves expenses
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  423.  @sil3289  maybe inappropriate but you should have started rolling a joint, drinking, smoking crack fkn anything to tell yourself not to be that guy
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  424.  @tonycooper4141  the crisis is NOW!!! aaaarrrgghh but these doomsayers are preparing for 2050??
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  425. My new Albanian mafia friend says he'll pay for alsorts happydaze
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  426.  @Paulgriffify  well I mainly watch comedy then if I feel myself getting too happy read a nice serial killer book to sort me out 👻👻👻
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  427. On the line of dog whistling to the far right im screaming out the window for the far right fk subtely Trump n Elon get Nige to ramp it up n start dancing 🕺 we've had enough
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  428. Come over and turn this into a shit-hole
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  429. I think he should just go all in and start on about the plebs being obese while he's a fat twat
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  430. I can't believe Andrew got cancelled and the real Hazmeg scumwagon had people turning up and cheering a hypocritical sanctimonious pile of utter shite
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  431. Slap my arse n call me mabel I could bottle the shock
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  432. I got blackmailed 20 years ago and caved in and paid the cnut guess what still paying infact just set up a DD for him less hassle so see instead of getting stabbed every other day just contact big phar-ma and set up a payment plan
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  433. Wank-ers 😆
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  434. Unfortunately the days of laughing in a carryon film way at the window cleaner who was never out the pub and signing on isn't reality now so the genuine shirkers in this country who nobody cared about are usurped by migrants 😂
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  435. Before I watch I've got a wee bet on the end of that headline is 'he's got a bit of the Jeremy Hunt' about him
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  436. I for one won't be thinking fuck all bar what the prof tells me
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  437. I'd love to be pissed up n thick as him
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  438.  Mr Vladimir  yup I like a laugh unlike the mask wearing mandatory double dipping or triple dipping joyless screeching wokery
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  439.  Mr Vladimir  knock yourself out I'll do what i like aswell 👍
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  440.  Mr Vladimir  FYI just because your foaming at the mouth because I won't back down to your nonsense doesn't mean I am merry Xmas
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  441.  @Paulkfrsoldgit  well I'm in Scotland and holyrood was estimated at i think 33 million and was built for 330 million so wouldn't hope much
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  442. I'm in favour of letting nutters out of Carstairs in the hope one of them strangles the witch I'd do it myself but I've got a dog to look after
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  443. Check out Ryan Long glueing himself to a pole lol 😆
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  444. @Sandra Johnston  watch out we'll be boiled to death, underwater, freezing, swamped in a tsunami, swept up in a hurricane, drowned in oil or some other preposterous shite
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  445. Hee hee burn the witch 🧙‍♂️
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  446. Sell yourself n be happy
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  447. I paid a fiver out of pure boredom got to watch 30 mins of telly n it turned off was a blessing it was paedos as they only let you watch the BBC
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  448. Get in rogan alt right dogwhistle podcaster 🤣🤣🤣
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  449. Hope putin invades Scotland
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  450. Never heard of her
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  451. Loads of nazis, isis, Al quaeda n mercenaries going wild I want uncle Vlad to invade Scotland and leather Scurge-on I'd rather have a non woke dictator
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  452. He's a fn pollution wish they'd pretended the Queen was still alive just not coming out in public 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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  453. @UCGCAGJkbLcLVuqR3TXhH8vw funny if you've to stop doing anything to 'save the planet' it isn't quite the emergency
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  454.  @orlas5861  85 and a squadron of planes to bring them
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  455. Pretty sure they'll be transphobic, gender nonsensical and whatever other crap they/it/that made up today
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  456. 🔥 the gyros
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  457. I worked in a Herpes warehouse and i fucking know him!!
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  458. I live alone with my dog n my bear Tommy so I'm not alone n Tommy drinks
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  459.  @grahamhilder2064  that's also debatable seems to be enough to kill some folk
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  460. Fuck the SNP hate they took the knee but we can get the party started 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💃💃💃💃
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  461. I don't blame whatsisface for not trying to lead a coherent opposition especially not in Scotland there's so little fault to pick....
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  462. It's funny how the woke lunatics have a habit of picking on women 🤔 because they're all men and well aware they're 6ft8 bearded blokes in dresses who would win but these clowns don't tend to pick on actual men or actual women who look like they'd have a go 🤔 pathetic
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  463. @alancrisp1582  sorry to say I wish they'd the Darwin award a lot have bred or inbred but reproduced so no award also not dead you're ruining my new year thinking they're alive
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  464.  @Porkypies6m  they'd like us to Darwin so they can get in the bunker and avoid the horror
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  465. Any wanker who's been recycling into 95 different bins has 95 flickered genders n needs to f-uck off and rapid 😊
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  466. Ahh but that worked because now you're humped round the town getting jigged you'll feel the benefit when you die in hospital
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  467. Hookers and drug dealers won't be long to rise up
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  468.  @redrose-wb4bw  my mother was terminally ill and funnily enough felt f**kish and said she was fed up taking pills...I said well there's no cure chuck them in the bin...she did still died but wasn't ramming pointless pills down her throat
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  469.  @Peelerville  I used to think the guests on Jeremy Kyle were bad this past 2 years has shown me they're not the ones to fear!!
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  470.  @elainekerslake6865  yup and leave us the hell alone aswell I'll take my chances with it infact it can stay in my spare room if those who want to be obeyed would just admit they made a colossal fk up before there's a total riot or all out war
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  471.  @nickburrows9590  so what? Just lock down the country forever incase an 82 year old dies? After 2 years it hasn't fkn worked
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  472.  @nickburrows9590  ffs I don't need your life story and I'll be as smartarse as I like you patronising git
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  473.  @MrWrob32  I always give them a go but I'm finding not the bag or funnier than their last shag...not funny or meant to be I'm trying to get a cab 🤔
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  474. My friend works going round old folks houses and one of them is an old lady who's husband is a bonafide cunt with a jaguar and a 4×4 type vehicle live in an exclusive area and get free council care coming in 4 times a day
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  475. If this nonsense doesn't stop really soon I'm going to start murdering folk like smugface and tinpot Hitler merchants
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  476.  @waterloosunset4559  never said f#$$ all about Granville but who knows i said never heard of him at some clown I'd never heard of as a hoot
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  477. Probably be Lineker with an illegal immigrant or 2 he's had in his shed to punch you in the face and get his wages off you 🤣🤣🤣
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  478. I've only met a handful of snp voters and they are foaming at the mouth retards 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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  479.  @christ5160  i think you should chuck a vegan at the squirrels now and then 🐿🐿 c,mon the squirrels
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  480. Fuck woke I've not paid my licence in 30 odd years fuck them their daft letters legal occupier trying to find out my name to prosecute me suck my massive cock
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  481. I live an hour from Edinburgh and went to the fringe last year I'm now bankrupt and living in a skip. Fun times
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  482.  @paulkirton8945  nobody picking up my bills ya shirtlifter I got another job twat
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  483.  @paulkirton8945  bet you're living in your mums basement freakshow
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  484. Well take the guvt advice work from home and test yourself every 5 mins after each jibjab stop being so selfish
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  485. Hilarious considering the taxpayers seem ok allegedly paying for everything but crack up about someone from Britain 🇬🇧 getting 70 quid a week when gazillions go to foreign aid, migrants and their hotels don't mention net zero do folk know it's subscribers like the taxpayers who want electricity who pay for it
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  486. Pretty easy to talk bollox when you have millions and the problem isn't literally going to be on your doorstep or personally affect you. Plus he's an irretrievably awful bellend
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  487. And if nobody thinks ISIS won't spring out a trapdoor shortly they're as demented as creepy Joe
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  488. Bojo can't stop unarmed c*** in dinghies Uncle Vlad can do wtf he likes and then some
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  489. The land where men are men n sheep are nervous
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  490. @andrewdeans3686  see if all you have to do is be a grammar nazi away and boil your pish
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  491. Personally I'm fed up of dying from acid rain, ozone layer depletion, sea levels rising, ice caps melting, my arse going on fire or whatever other bollox these beachfront millionaire arseholes tell me
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  492. Never paid the paedo licence
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  493. My local paedo got off with a 6 month suspended sentence for having a hard drive rammed with child porn but in comparison to the shameful act of trying to live ur life i think this is fair
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  494. We knew it was coming same as Herr Sturgeon
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  495. I'm 50 and don't remember the aaaarrrgghhh racist hellhole phantom of the opera screaming about isms till about 5 years ago
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  496. Just calm down all you need to do is get a billionaire wife make billions and run the country into the ground for your own purpose
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  497. I want to see a conflict of interest statement before every 🔔🔚 message from 'experts' 'scientists' 'medical professionals' 'politician' also every cop, judge and legal fkwit put on truth serum and asked are you a sex offender
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  498. Well that's put my mind at rest was really getting worried that Xmas was going to be shit 👍👍💃💃😀😀
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  499. Worst benefit scroungers are politicians look at nic the na-zi and the missing money
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  500. If anyone with an IQ above that of a jellyfish has been merrily getting stabbed every 6 months (now strangely it's 3months) and trotting their kids round for it thought this wasn't about cash and control just the luvly guvly doing you a favour must be retarded
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  501. Anyone who works in a tax payer funded industry thinks its free money
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  502. All you 💉 enthusiasts if you need anymore proof they've now enlisted the help of Tony Blair who says no stab you're an idiot and we need preparation and rapid action on the 4th dose. When you wheel out a liar, cheat and psychopath to promote your cause it's time to 😱😱
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  503. It's just a shame this amazingly private couple dont use the internet or they could watch these little glimpses into what their life appears to be...but of course we don't really know as they never tell us on an hourly basis it remains a mystery
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  504. Wish I'd shares in the fn energy companies
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  505. I think the answer is self jagging kits then if the paranoia grips you maybe by seeing someone without a mask laughing at you in your hazmat suit you can jag up and calm down
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  506. Yeeeehawww more of that
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  507. Excellent happy 🥳 🎉 🪅 🎊 🍺
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  508. I don't imagine he will but Boris should prove her right and kick 7 shades of crap out her then say sorry I didn't know you were a woman as the term no longer exists
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  509. Folk who disgust me are the ones who 'had to get the jib' to go on holiday are now pretending they wouldn't have had me strung up and they'd still be getting boosters till the narrative changes. Get a zelemksy tattoo on your arse place will be mobbed while they suck hunters dick
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  510.  @veronica3986  I'm always nice 🥴🤣🤣
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  511.  @tyrotrainer765  be rude not to mate 👍
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  512. Your kids would be safer down the park with a bunch of tramp alcoholic nutters at least they'd just be wanting to drink instead of molest them which is a shocking state of affairs
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  513. I'm glad you're standing by your principles...how's that rent boy thing going 😉
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  514. Bet Putin is shi-tting himself especially when blundering Boris rocks up
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  515. Got there in the end i think wasnt sure clown music or benny hill
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  516. Fish wankers fucking brilliant 🤣🤣
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  517. No mask, lost my job, no vax, couldn't get another job, insisted it was madness, lost friends....conspiracy theory nutbag and barred from fb and twatter 😮
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  518.  @normasouthwood3182  yup and this 25 year old Bashir crap is laudable her brother had this to sling he just waited. I still think she was taken out the equation for publicly and non discreetly playing the harlot
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  519.  @sh-hg4eg  wolves laid siege to Paris in the I think 14th century and held the city for 3 years 🤔 they like easy targets and get a taste for people
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  520. Could someone please ask these clowns when we're not dead by tomorrow to shut the f up they bar me from everywhere 🙄
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  521. If I want to deal with paedos and lunatics I'll become a visitor at broadmoor just like Savile not pay a licence for it that's just weird 😤😤😆
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  522. Not just comedy it's the papers, stv and the lunatic rainbow police aswell. We don't want it but the voting shit stops us getting rid
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  523. He can play my banjo string the cumstain
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  524. What a bellend...paint me suprised 😂
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  525. What Hazza should really just say
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  526. It's a bit like folk objecting to swearing and drinking in public and being moral arbitrarors when you find out they shoot up heroin and molest their kids 😊
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  527. I'm frantically trying to get booked into therapy as Enid blyton has had me inadvertently screaming ...ist abuse at folk for nearly 40 years
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  528. You're like 007 Andrew managing to infiltrate Krankies layer and get verbatim the conversations they are undoubtedly having 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧👌👌👌
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  529. I'm Scottish and was living in England 🇬🇧 and was giving my local landlord a hand to put up the St George day decorations and a car full of bedwetting wokists stopped got out and told us they found what we were doing 'offensive' so we told them to get the f back in their wokemobile and drive it off the nearest cliff before we stuck a flag up their ar-se. Which should be the response from everyone to these noncery promoting freaks 😜
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  530. @DANTE yeah good point we've probably been getting carpet bombed for 15 years 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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  531. The feminist brigade of today should take themselves over to Saudi Arabia and have a wèe protest about womens rights if they feel that strongly then we'd all get fucking peace the suffragettes must be spinning in their graves
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  532. Just hacked into the BBC mindset
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  533. Fight off incompetent rapists while you video them to stay in shape Andrews gym life 💪 👏 🤣
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  534. Rapunzel was kidnapping, sleeping beauty defo rape...funny paedo tendencies aren't a problem with the wokerati
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  535. He still gets stuff right which is more than the MSM
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  536. The wombles are living in my trousers I've identified it as common and it's never ending. FOLK won't take me seriously 😒
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  537. He should include the bit about how he's only Dianas son not Charles I'd say that's got a full book and another few million riding on it the ginger twat
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  538. Conveyerbelt of idiots 😆
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  539. Bit weird how the islamists aren't running about going mad at pride n kink they're going for those not in the establishment
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  540. I've just had to leave my job cos of cunty mask rules as in their cunts n i won't wear a mask so can no longer support my own horrendously awful drinking habit let alone yours so best of luck to us all
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  541. @ajfight
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  542. I don't think you should lump Hitler etc in with Corden for pure evil he's went too far
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  543.  @tomthetavernman  I want a gun 🔫
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  544. @richardmurphy4520  no peaceful religion families up to that schtick then n outbreeding aswell as inbreeding us more than the royals tbf
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  545.  @richardmurphy4520  pretty much why liz n Phil didn't want him to get there just saying tradition is a thing I don't want sharia either
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  546.  @squiggymcsquig6170  eet ze boogs
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  547. You just said this n that n what have you and took my frail sensibilities and those of my teddybear to the edge and I'll wear my pants on my head and screech the...what is it today...weird howling about paedophiliacs rights and...hold on while I molest the cat...blah blah blah
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  548. I blame the trans-police/covid service, the N Covid S and the covid-government and wokerati/lockdown lovers.
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  549. I'll turn up on her behalf and talk shite for a % of her unimaginable wealth can't guarentee I'll be woke about it but I'm happy to do it
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  550. @Ralph Reilly  I'm a 6ft highlander and never barred anyone from a pub with no violence whatsoever
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  551.  @between-paradise-and-hell  probably more chance did you not see the video of the cops all peppering each other lol 😆
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  552. Get into thievery
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  553.  @paulukjames7799  running about wi wan high heel n a flip flop taking a stroke yeeeh going for my 19th booster goo Faucci
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  554. Well I hope his career in film n tv is just as successful as his Uncle Edwards 😃
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  555. I don't bother watching Sir Jimmy Savile...I mean Sir Kier Stammering fuckwit taking the knee telling us nothing I let Andrew update me and glad to hear he's now going to be hard into sleaze 😃
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  556. Only thing I'm suprised at he wasn't in the mens bogs...or was he conveniently caught in a clinch with a female to divert our attention from something else like him heralding another 10 years of clinical trials making him millions
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  557. The devolved parliament allows this satanic bint to reign with her trans-police clown car mob open paedophilia in schools and if you say anything you'll get 90 years in jail if it's murder or rape unless you're targeting men in frocks carry on
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  558. Never paid the paedo licence n had houses for 35 years they can suck my boner I'm not sucking theirs
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  559. Look on the bright side once you're fucked working and in the care home A-bdul will be there with his pals to 'care' for you
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  560. Sorry to dead slaves, dead witches and to hell with the slaves and folk accused of witchcraft just now that'd take more than a ooops sorry about that
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  561. Anyone in England who isn't feeling restricted enough and wants the full force of Krankies personal army (police Scotland) brought down upon them c'mon up and join the unparty, no singing, laughing, drinking, enjoying yourself but you can get ripped out your rat infested bin on smack, crack or any other drug known to man. Happy New Year 😱😱☠👻
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  562. He could piss on everycunts face and charge them while they get another jab and the 🐑🐑🐑 would say when's the next 💉💉
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  563. Majority of police were bullied at school and want to be bullies or fly under the radar as perverts
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  564. I wonder if the cops heads would explode if they stormed a church to find a joint BLM ANTIFA LGBTQIABZYX and Extinction Rebellion group hug/riot in full swing
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  565. I've been told to take pills for alsorts for years mainly sedation to give my neighbours peace since the asylum shut fuck doctors
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  566.  @carolevans5285  not massively serious but I got hoofed off fb for keeping a running joke going that the Austrian painter was my dad...then it all went wokester and listening to some of the leftie squad 🤣🤣🤣
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  567. Cuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnntttttssss
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  568. Kings college cancelled Phillip for being a wait for it racist homophobic sexist blah blah blah blah
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  569. See if the weather moron brigade struggle to tell us what's happening tomorrow how the fk can anyone take their predictions of years to come 😂
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  570. I hated those nun films 🤣🤣
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  571. I have andrew shut it n I'm up a hill so not under a pile of shit 😂
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  572. Yoohoo paedophilia
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  573. Norm MacDonald will be desperate to contact us
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  574. Well I hope when the rich footballers have their fancy mansions invaded the police are too busy to show up or they show up and take the knee and fuck off again
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  575. Him and Humming youseless are not our diversity they're a liability
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  576. I'm thinking about going to university where is fkstick uni sounds great 🙃👍
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  577. Can we see that leftie pointless guy arrested n jailed for called rishi a c***
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  578. Im not able to do much but sharing. This is reprehensible
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  579. You're a fucking riot love your wee videos
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  580. Does anyone else notice that you might aswell vote for the deranged tramp in the pub 🤔
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  581. The jihad of peace and happiness like the Jimmy Savile of banging your kids in peace
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  582. Well I'm Shony Smugface lost my job for refusing the mask wearing told anyone who'd listen this was a mass clinical drug trial and a behavioural experiment to see how easy it is to control people. I was called a conspiracy theorist 2 years later no mask no jibjab and I'm not going trou' down and bending over so I can go on f**** holiday GET A BACKBONE booster bollox lovers!!!!
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  583.  @albefuctivino1488  I can't vote for Hitler because someone called me a bad name sorry
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  584. Could be Backwash Radio as in when someone offers you a drink of theirs and you accidentally swirl it round and spit it back in the bottle or glass 🤣
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  585. Along with the actual jibjab 23 jibjabs to flatten the curve 🧐🐑🐑🐑
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  586. Shut up plebs there's a war on nevermind getting put into solitary confinement and brutalised for 2 years once this is done it'll be net zero up your wazoo
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  587. Yeah let's all hide while certain other folks have 3 day long festivals swinging from the rafters
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  588.  @paulreid2223  next up Prince Andrew going on trial 👏 👌 he's a maniac and asked for this he couldn't lie his way out a daft interview nevermind a skilled lawyer get the popcorn out better be televised 💃💃💃
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  589.  @paulreid2223  bet he's sweating now I've ordered the popcorn machine and as a homage to PA I've employed a nice looking young laddie to bring me it 🙃🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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  590.  @paulreid2223 I replied was shadow banned oo er darlin
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  591.  @paulreid2223  that's why it was banned matron 💃💃🇬🇧
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  592. Brilliant I've shared it to GETTR n I give you some money 💰
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  593.  @thewomble1509  Canadian cancer charity or balloon sellers ? Lol
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  594. They banned coal fires so I could burn my rubbish now they want it piling up so I'm eaten by rats
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  595. Only fn racism that's rampaging now is weirdly against white straight men
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  596.  @personalcheeses8073  pretty creepy all the same
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  597. @dennispickard7743  aye make money and pretend you aren't aiding and abetting...take a bow edwina 'keys to Broadmoor' currie
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  598. I've decided to become a racist because I keep getting called one and I'll probably just dress up like the klan aswell
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  599. My son farmer, nephew gardener, niece teacher none would be allowed to listen to any nonsense cos I tell them the minute I hear about it and they're lovely and give me a lift 😀
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  600. I died of acid rain years ago was hellish
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  601. Verbatim what Sturgeon says anyone voting for these clowns deserves to be sexually molested by the lot of them 🤮🤯
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  602. Everyone gets a prize at everything these days
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  603.  @bedazzled621  that's what I was thinking I'm assuming a troll
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  604.  @Slash1066  I'm thinking the same folk who end up driving up a railway track and say duh my satnav told me to go this way
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  605. Good for you
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  606.  @AlternativeElvis  I am Scottish but I'd advise it 😉
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  607. You're just saying that because you're black
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  608. Any tax funded jobs give rise to c** who think they're spending or earning from the money tree n should be stopped, paedo licence, nhs, civil service f them all
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  609. At least she got it right about Jussie and Rittenhouse...🤣🤣🤣
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  610. Every tax payer funded place is badly run overfunded and everyone in it thinks it's free money that nobody needs to account for just spend it on shite they fancy
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  611. Comply comply comply
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  612. Only thing I'll say is it was the devolved shambles that allowed her to be in power Tony Blair done that fucking Boris could have with his majority retract that with a lot of things
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  613. They like staying out our waters once they've guided a dinghy full of fighting age jihadists into it the cunts
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  614. I think a bit like tesco where it's self serve I think kids need to get off their arse n molest themselves
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  615. It's sickening how the poisoned w-itch is ruining our country from education to highest drug deaths in Europe if not the world and her mad paedo gender crap in schools is awful. I could go on but it's too depressing
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  616. If you want to keep abreast of whatever woke shite is going on then I'm sure you could get an appointment with a dragged up, diversity, anti White supremacy blue-haired screecher
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  617. Help help the government are fkn me over, namely sturgeon for a start Doris , start on her cos I live under the tyrannical witch 🧙‍♂️ you useless 🔔🔚
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  618.  @dermot51  yeah pandas r scum
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  619.  @phillipsmiley5930  they're just arseholes any way you look at it
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  620. The world will die in a year!!! 5 years ago
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  621. We're the drug, nonce and pervert capital of the world. Well done krankenstein and Blair for devolution its fn 👍
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  622. Ooohh more woke shite pleeeassse
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  623.  @howardbowen-RC-Pilot  can you imagine it microagressions on you while you're sleeping. Your neighbours could be committing them while they're watching telly or while they're sleeping, more trauma for the bedwetting posse to freak out about
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  624. If you hate Britain and the scum who infest it and live in a gated community away from them politics is your go to non-job
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  625.  @andrewlock9250  probably your hole aswell
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  626. When you're being chased about like you're in The Shining always remember to stand up against them with your virtue signal and race card
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  627. I wonder if the MSM would report that? Royal family tell paedos where to get off oops sorry Andrew
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  628. Has anyone seen the unelected prime minister if you have phone 0800bellend
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  629. Someone should video Vile chugging while he chunters round at this pointless hobby
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  630. Im further right than far right
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  631. I was out for a smoke at work n clicked on this the security guy came out to see wtf I was laughing at he said he thinks taking the piss out of old folk is unacceptable where can he complain to and I got him into trouble when his boss came out and he'd to tell my boss I'd been detained for security reasons so they could watch some of the other videos 😖😖🤣🤣🤣
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  632. Printing money or borrowing it?
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  633. Nobody likes a braggard but I got my first house 33 years ago when I was 17 didn't have a telly for 5 years when I got one I thought ram paying that and never have and anyone who does is aswell signing up on a paedo site
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  634.  @johnholmes5674  not sure when they rocked up but yeah probably after the war I'd imagine lol
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  635.  @h7283  trolling makes you happy
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  636.  @h7283  feel sorry for you that your mum n dad decided to name you after the clinic they met in
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  637.  @h7283  quite sure they'll be after you aswell can't wait to see that infact I'll have the clap for you not just you giving it out
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