Comments by "hizzle mobizzle" (@hizzlemobizzle) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. The war on Christmas is amplified by the weight on Santa.
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  2. I remember when all you needed was an E ticket to take Goofy around the small world.
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  3. I think I'm goi9ng to try this. Inject it with butter mmm mmmmm
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  4. I stopped posting the onion on my facebook page because people thought it was real.
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  5. When will people think about the children with guns?
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  6. We are a little slow, but we are getting there. Many states have legalized hand saws for medical reasons.
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  7.  @yaboimax6356  Don't know what a Babylon bee is, but if the name is any indication it can't be very funny.
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  8. Thank you. I was laughing and now I realize just how wrong I was.
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  9.  @friendlyJeff1984  Don't be afraid
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  10. When will the government start doing something for this man?
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  11. Sarah?
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  12. Well, now this is an educational documentary
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  13.  @wolfysmith4752  Good point. They should only do skits about people who are relevant. I mean who is this Trump guy you speak of anyway?
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  14. You cannot fly because you are unworthy of flight.
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  15. Interesting. What made you come to that conclusion?
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  16. Trump's healthcare plan is to cover the sick with pet semetary mud and we will be right as rain. Ayup.
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  17. Are you kidding? In the age of Trump reality is unbelievable.
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  18.  @bcumike  I was wondering why they only do sports and movie reviews now.
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  19. Yes, I was touched by Biden as well.
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  20.  FullTimeSlacker  Is there somewhere I can find for videos about something other than sports or movie reviews?
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  21. Never ending war. Who da thunk it?
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  22. Am I the only one who knows his goal was to look like Diana Ross?
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  23. I knew it!!
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  24. Ha! I'm marginally F'd! Eat it libs!
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  25. guns kill peoples guns who kill people with guns.
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  26. actually he was pretty damn disappointing especially when you look back
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  27. It was just a matter of time
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  28. I'm so confused now
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  29. This is all well and good, but what about the children?
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  30. I can't stand the crazies who think computers were used on 7-11. Everyone knows it was a hand job.
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