Comments by "Grey Matters" (@o0GrayMatters0o) on "VICE" channel.

  1. That bike helmet would stop a bullet right?
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  2. worst acting ever. i'm surprised shane let this go to editing
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  3. after watching this video, and videos about US Jails, and having been to Disney Land, I can verify Oscar's statement.
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  4. Famous quotes nobody has said ever: "You want another bump? No thanks, I'm good."
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  5. I was acquainted with someone who knew someone that got shot. Also, I took a class with a girl who was there. We talked about it on break and while she was talking about it I could see the emotions running through her as she got tense and anxious and I could tell that she was still visibly very emotionally traumatized by the event.
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  6. people that cling to their glory days make me sad. arrogant people that think they're entitled to judge others because of their achievements during their glory days annoy the fuck out of me.
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  7. Kids, you don't need to be "fabulous and fuckin' awesome" all the time, or even part of the time if you don't want. A lot of great art and amazing work has been created by men and women who were far from it. Just do your best work and remain true to yourself and let this whole idea of having to be amazing and awesome sit on the back burner. Just live an authentic life. Simple, humble, honest. And if you feel like being fucking awesome once in a while go with it.
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  8. This is a very professionally executed interview- a perfect example of a successful interview that is both entertaining and informative. The funny thing is that the quality of the tone actually superseded my eventual lack of interest in the content, which made it easy to finish viewing till the end. Good job guys.
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  9. that bear guard would eat everybody on that boat if she had to
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  10. She gets all cute and girly in this one... and when they get to bear territory that guy starts being a guy and protecting her and she starts being a girl and needing protection... she's so cute in the end with her little sniffly nose bear impersonation
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  11. there's definitely a voice comin' from the river, you could hear her if you quiet your mind long enough.
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  12. came home, about to eat dinner, and THIS. Made my day VICE, this is why we put up with the videos we don't like. that's what I'm talkin' about. I'm just killin' time until I push play and grind like a hungry gorilla, OH OH OH oh OH!
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  13. from the editors' perspective alone... watching 100's if not 1000's of hours of footage to be able to crunch and spoon feed a bunch of little complainy bitches and other less ignorant people a neat, concise series, is not easy. take your complaint to your bedroom and go fuckin' shove your thumb in your butt and cry you whiny little girls. 
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  14. i wonder how much he payed vice to do his ego a favor?
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  15. +MrHummel8 it's never too late to come to terms with the reality of a region. Better the youth to postpone the harsh realities of the cold grey winter than to rise in the deep midst of a winter night. Everything in its time. In fact, it is better done at a calm state than to wake up in fear and paranoia with your heart racing. Slowly but surely, the reality can be sculpted into a more pleasant "dream" for all of ages for all of posterity. Bog Honor Ojczyzna
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  16. Yeah! REAL skaters; ones who can appreciate the history of the sport. If you're a couple year than quit and never look back skater, or a sf transport skater or weekend hill bomber, or just someone that likes to go pushing around than you might not give two shits who these men were/are, but when you get into things like merging vert with street then have guys like Mullen (who was not on the list) blowing the fucking minds of skaters world wide than people that can appreciate that... that's REAL.
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  17. When my brother was in high school, he was a candy-kid raver. I dressed candy-kid sometimes too just for fun. Candy kids dressed in rainbow colors and sometimes wore candy necklaces/bracelets and ring pops and stuff. It was normally just at raves, but he'd wear that stuff to school occasionally. My uber-Polish stepdad would mock and laugh and call him fa&&ot. It's how that generation was raised. I know a couple gay men that hid it their whole lives. Shh, it's taboo. A lot of that ideology is still prevalent. It'll take a generation or two for the LGBTQ community in Poland to feel truly safe.
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  18. i wish i knew all the names of all of the videos i've watched over the years but we never had that much money, or the internet like today, growing up as kids so i'd always watch them at my friends houses. i did eventually get a subscription to Thrasher. the 411's are what i mostly looked forward to: watch?v=Iy82lYLzbjQ Jeremy Wray was one of my favorites when I was getting started back then. I guess the best way to find those vids. is look up skaters that you liked on youtube and they'll pop up
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  19. i live in Memphis too, we settle all disputes with wild west style duel's in the street
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  20.  @james_chatman  i don't think you understand the nature of your slavery
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  21. so the DEA just basically said it's bigger than them and they can't do shit... hmm...
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  22. this reporter is attractive, she kind of has a lesbian look to her though... not to be too shallow or anything. almost looks like a female matthew mcconnaughay or however the fuck you spell that... with that greaser boy james dean thing. i wonder how she'd look in a dress?
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  23. i'm just kidding i wouldn't really do that, i just wanted to think of the most shocking and disgusting insult i could come up with and that's just sorta what came out, but for the record let it be known that i wouldn't harm a fly. i even have to catch spiders/moths/especially crickets when they happen into my house, and let them out so they can enjoy this cosmic mindfuck were all floating in.
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  24. "a wheel-bite in the rain."
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  25. this is very VICE-y of you guys to post. thx VICE for posting this story of a young soul on her search for independence while being helped by her lonely friend Joe (with cup of Joe in hand) whom refers to the relationship as ("Eileen and I"), and has a resolute desire to see how the "story ends." good stuff
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  26.  @theangryitalianscottypiffi1048  thank you, i will. i've woken up and experienced every stage of grief in my late twenties, then i went back to sleep because quite honestly i've wasted enough of my years chasing too many imagined dragons my friend. lots of disinformation out there on both sides man. propaganda is multidimensional and more than two sided. it's quite literally 4-d chess. the real information usually exists on a need-to-know basis and the truth is the world may never know. that doesn't mean i'm on some shut up and quiet the research agenda, i'm just not gonna waste my time with any theories as thin as this one. but keep at it man, you never know
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  27.  @theangryitalianscottypiffi1048  yep. i did my work man. to each his own. i'm 38 now. i started my "research" in 2006 or 2007 and it got pretty heavy around 2009 when i found a series online called "the wake up project" with achenar and some other researchers. this was somewhere around the time of the wall street marches and public outcries for global finance accountability. all of the accounts such as nufffrespect and many others i've researched have been verifiable tampered with and monitored/molested over the years, only veryifying their research to me at the time. those were the days when youtube had "connections/friends" and direct message boards where you could share/swap histories and connections, before they limited those communication avenues (further exacerbating my suspicions). YT changed a lot around the time of the Arab spring and all the ensuing censorship that took place then. A lot of countries around the world began very intense programs of censorship around then. i began listening to a guy named max igan over a decade ago, same thing happened to him. out of all the drum beaters, he beat his the longest and most consistently without losing his temper or pace. it consumed the greater part of the last 15 years of my life. it lead me down a very solitary and wild ride. i youtubed and facebooked and copied and pasted with the best of them. what i learned is that there will always be another conspiracy, another little ways to climb till you get to the top, to the truth, where there will always be another carrot of truth dangling just short of the next curve. i'm not saying it was a waste of time, it just consumed a lot of time. to each his own man.
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  28. I had no idear that so much thought and work went into designing the atmosphere at these places.
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  29. We're all a part of that "Thing" no matter what the religious freaks choose to call it, and We Are down tHere already brother- walking each other home through the valley, let the river take you. Love, peace, and Sooooouuul! hahaha
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  30. money schmoney, that's fuckin' history... Histotica value= more than any Nicholas Cage movie.
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  31. Who, Sean...? or do you mean Jeff? Hahaha
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  32. nope, youre 3rd. that's the second loser
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  33. wow. what a great compliment! you're welcome. thank you as well! see, this is how we will begin treating each other and the planet. it's gonna work out well for us.
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  34. pause at 5:48... that's a piece of fuckin' history for real skaters
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  35.  Vonnee  you probably think voting still actually matters too
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  36. Disneyland was set to begin a phased opening to the public today by taking a limited amount of guests by reservation only, but after checking their website, it appears that they will remain closed to the general public.
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  37.  @bryonmichaeldonner4270  wholly guacamole! can i ask what it was for!? i normally wouldn't, but this is the interwebz, and you already volunteered that much...
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  38.  @OJA-jf7bp  a lot of trauma that leads to anti-social or criminal behavior happens in the formative/early stages of life. you can attack this man with words/rationale/logic, whereby my guess is that he is better with actions than with words. in and out of what man calls "civilization" brute force is strength, and might is right. there are no lawyers or police to run and hide to when societies collapse. that's also why "defunding" the police is a bad idea. evil is real, and it exists in me and you just as much as him and them.
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  39. Gleaming the fucking Cube!!! And Rad, the bike movie! Fuck yeah!
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  40. R.I.P. VICE. You will be missed.
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  41. kcdc and the real vice, back in the days before the interwebz took over
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  42. is that just a little bit of guitar at the end or is that from a full song... who plays that shit eh!?
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  43. good times. can you describe Pan and Ba'al and their differences?
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  44. AvntXardE is that true?
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  45. Where can I get some goats milk?
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  46. yes, yt research.
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  47. Yeah, Nazi's like black people now right. Next you're gonna tell me that they have a homosexual chapter and that Jews are welcome to tag along if they want. All these guys need is a global conflict and you'll see their true colors.
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  48. +thescaredshadow "ALL" DUMBFUCK, IT WAS ONE VIDEO
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  49. ***** so unsub then  bruv
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  50. I think this is the first Epicly Latered in a while... it felt rushed, but it was still good.
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  51. ONE video gets removed and all these whiny cumguzzlers are complaining about how all vice vids aren't working... drama loving bitches.
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  52. can you imagine how efficient these lads will be as killing machines?
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  53. what is your opinion on Yahweh, and Yeshua (I think you call him Isa)?
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  54. Ballface Mcgee haha "only 2pac can judge me"
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  55. 3choBlast3r Thank You for Your reply. Peace unto You and all Christians and Muslims and Jewish peoples. May God bring You peace and joy in the coming year. InshaAllah.
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  56. ironical! fuck yeah! i'm putting that in my repertoire.
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  57. I assume he's putting the meat to good use so what the fuck is the problem? At least he's not wasting the fur.
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  58. JamMaster M that's how it works most of the time, but this cheeky old nobody with a couple extra pounds to spare probably picked all his own camera angles and script- he'd start a mini-series after himself if he could- soon he'll pay someone to write book about him and he'll donate the meager profits to some philanthropic organization just to stroke his ego once more.
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  59. wait, what if there is no such thing as sustainability, and the only way to approach things is every-man-for-himself fuck and kill anything that moves if it makes you happy do as though wilt and conquer the next rock?
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  60. +Karl Eduard que es la intención de Dios
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  61. fake.
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  62. oh fuck, i just got stuck in a Streets by Vice marathon... from L.A. to L.V. now to S.F. oh well. here we go.
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  63. snap some pics., make a vid., pass a law thingy or two and aint shit gonna change anyway. change we can beLIEve in... HA!
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  64. don't meth around guys, it's not cool
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  65. let me guess, middle class white guy in his 30's
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  66. uh-oh, we got a genuine bad-ass here.
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  67. too true! lol. that's funny i was thinking the same thing. lol. you said it first! lol. you have a good perception and can tell the difference between the others and the same way like it was. lol. that's rare these days in a world with half as much as what would be if it was like it could be, you know? lol. anyway, i appreciate the compliment man, and good work with the company, you guys really surprise me from time to time like with the drug cartel video. sorry, i'm straight though. text me tho
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  68. what does this have to do with Spring Breakers?
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  69. Yeah! Americans have BALLS! Fuck Yeah! Yeehaw! Bang Bang. Shoot 'em dead! Steal their resources!Waste food! Kill millions of innocent people!Yeah! We have big balls! We're not chicken shit! We use un-manned drones! "We do it first before anyone else does" Or else we say we did anyway! Yeah! America! Fuck yeah! We have the largest obesity rate and the lowest education standards! "We don't give a fuck"! Fuck yeah! Don't like it?Move!Yeah!Fuck yeah!Look at my balls! Nevermind the unemployment rate.
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  70. The majority of the Europeans that did the majority of the slaughtering settled this nation,whereby they claimed it as their own.They brought gifts like alcohol, polio, smallpox, syphilis, greed, guns, and death-as well as Christianity-in exchange for all the land and the best looking young indian girls they could rape from a people that never even knew the concept of owning land before we got here.As a people, they were better off.There is no arguing that. But somehow I feel you will find a way
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  71. hipsters suck because they are ironically unoriginal clones,and rp people suck because they fail to see the scope of the real issue is global.a statement like "Obama 2012 or the amurica is going to be fucked"can be understood as either a complete joke,or partially joking while still endorsing the same liar who just lied to us throughout the last 4 years while having his strings pulled by the same lobbyists and world bankers that control this years presidential selection.heads or tails?same coin!
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  72. I totally agree with you.Joe Rogan compares humanity to mold on bread, and others have said humanity is akin to a disease or virus on this organic rock called Earth that will do fine without parasites (what we've become).There are certain schools of thought that say,and actually believe, we have done exactly that before.It gets weird when they introduce the interplanetary hybrid experiment philosophy into the equation,but hypothetically it makes complete sense. I can't help but feel hope though.
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  73. Troll? I wouldn't go that far. I was baiting you though. Especially when I started to think that maybe you actually did do something significant. I didn't want to just come right out and ask because it was much more pleasurable for you and the readers this way. All in all, I was just trying to give you a chance to let that out so you could feel really good about it publicly. Thanks for your work. I'm on the side of the righteous and oppressed worldwide wherever they are. ¡Viva la Revolucio heuy!
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  74. hahaha, that's funny. man rewrote that thing so many times i'm surprised it doesn't have "coca-cola" or "mcdonalds" in it yet. no, research scientific/scholastic proof of his birth and death (not his legacy) and you will find that there was a global movement to disprove his existence already, but they only did the opposite.
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  75. All of these protests lead toward the same solution: Dismantle the corrupt state governments, and restore true freedom and land rights to the people that were freely given everything needed to not just survive, but thrive, here on this rock.
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  76. this is not religion, it is the history of a man that lived thousands of years ago, and though he had followers and disciples at the time, he did not ask for their to be a religion in his name. he abhorred idolatry and spoke in parables of the corruptibility of all men, and that at the end of this age, all men would be held accountable for their words and actions, and that there is nothing under the sun, and that everything that is done in the dark will eventually be brought to the light. selah.
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  77. not a conscious entity? you speak as if we are separate from nature.
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  78. the universe is vast, yet God is one. Things are not as they seem, yet Everything will be brought to light soon. All with the eyes to see and the ears to hear will recognize Truth. Do not depend upon the understanding of mortal men, such as myself, for they are flawed and imperfect. Learn to give your will, life, and purpose to the Most High, He will guide your way, and nothing will be impossible through Him. Those that try to hold onto their life will lose it, those that give it away will gain.
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  79. almost a completely intelligent reply. you have to realize that diversity is wealth in a non-materialistic world, and art is currency. in an ecosystem without bio-diversity, the entirety of the structure self-destructs. your acquiescence will lead to your eventual demise, whether it be near or farther off. good luck in your ventures, and speak with your mind, not your emotions if you ever do become a professor. p.s. i'm 30, have a similar story, and would mop the floor with you in real life. :)
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  80. this video is an example of high quality, low quantity. not enough real shit like you find in lower quality films made by poor locals with no egos. plus, not enough riot porn... please make another version with the footage of the real shit and not so much of the james bond guy.
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  81. hot chicks date rich assholes, and ugly chicks date nice guys. medium chicks are where it's at.
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  82. listen to all you fuckers complainin' about this dude... i wanna see how much more entertaining this doc. would be if you hosted it. let people be different for fucks sake, we all have our own unique ways about us... focus on yourselves
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  83. urcommentizGaaaaaay! but funny too so i'm cool with that.
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  84. I love bitches that surf.
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  85. guilty conscience much? your thoughts create your reality.
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  86. this guy gives black people a bad name
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  87. yes sir! not because i want to, but because the big bad Finkie told me to.
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  88. yeah, baaah, wake up sheeple, the nwo, ron paul, flouride, the elite, wake up! occupy facebook and post about it all day and night! we are one. love and light.
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  89. i'd rather be free in a cave than a slave chained in a cage, thank you.
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  90. Hey Carissa, if you wore the tiny bikini more, your butt would get a nice tan. ;)
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  91. i have a feeling this video might be the final nail in the coffin of what was that guys career
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  92. 'Came by to see if people were still spewing their hate over the promotion of this movie and learned that it was written by the same dude that wrote KIDS! That is when I realized that not only will I watch this movie, but I will fucking love it! Just go with it you fuckin' haters.
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  93. i know a lot of successful people who experimented in their teens and twenties. anything habitual or long term past your 20's is just asking for misery and struggle. you got social drinkers, then you got social alcoholics, then you got straight up fucking cirrhosis of the liver fucking daily drinkers who get a rude awakening from the Doc.- it's the same with drugs. stay clean, or stay green. healthy diet, regular exercise, and mind, body, spirit balance. addiction is spiritual fucking warfare.
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  94. you call yourself a Christian because you go to church once in a while? stick to the video games man.
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  95. this is uh, red uh, panda. it's uh, related to the uh, pandas of uh, japan, but it's a descendent from uh the fox and uh, panda, and it's primarily an uh, omnivore but it ain't afraid to uh, cap some foos for uh, like talking shit and saying uh, and stuff, or something. uh
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  96. poke less smot and get offline... there's a world of opportunity out there beyond fishing for interaction with people you never actually have to face eye to eye. get laid.
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  97. he defiantly was, for all intensive purposes irregardless of the fact that there friendship is to strong to deny.
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  98. I'm patiently waiting for a video on par with 40 years of Solitude, or Surviving Alone in Alaska... until then it's all food, skate/snow, or cute animal vids... oh well.
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  99. until you turn 20 and you realize that that's not possible.
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  100. this guy has to fight, for his right, to paaaaartay
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  101. is he still skating?
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  102. what "Lord" are you praying to little hitler?
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  103. the founding fucking fathers of skateboarding.... long before bridge bolts and the small wheel days, nevermind clean, tons of pop, catch before you land days. And today!? Forget it! Kids these days would look like super-human fuckin' aliens to the greats of the 80's and even 90's. Evolution, fuck yeah!
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  104. i actually had to skip that interview because i knew within seconds that it was going to be full of shit and a waste of time.
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  105. Your comment was thumbed down by guilty members of the fattest nation on the planet- America. There is no question about that. It is a proven fact. We are the most wasteful, gluttonous, greedy, and fat people on the planet. Over-eating disorders are serious addictions that are on par with serious chemical dependency. Psychologist say that eating addictions are for those with endless pits of emptiness within themselves that instead of facing, people will eat to distract themselves from reality.
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  106. watch?v=1dXA6L1AZCY
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  107. 25 minutes exchanging blows!!!! Fuck that shit.
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  108. nahh, i'm 30 years old man, i lost my virginity at 16 or 17, my junior year in high school. i've only had sex with 5 girls to date, but many times (and places) w/each. why am i nice instead of acting all hard? cuz i've just been there and back before, and i learned it's pointless. i wasted a lot of time pretending to be someone that i'm not and it really didn't get me anywhere but jail where i learned that there were people much worse off than me, and that i had a lot going for me and to be real
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  109. "I'll be a better martyr than a human on this planet, guaranteed." "Bahahaheehah Theank Yao"- His Holiness, Shoe Nice
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  110. From the quotations you have placed on the word "laws" it is clear to me that you clearly overstand the situation at hand.The force I'm speaking of is the same defensive action a mother grizzly takes when it is protecting its cubs. There doesn't need to be a violent revolution, only a very firm and non-compliant sovereign body of individuals that understand their inherent power and choose not to give it away to the makers of these crooked and self-serving "laws-" but they insist on using force.
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  111. Powder and Rails= Cocaine and Lines. Nicely played Vice, nicely played.
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  112. please copy and paste these vids into your url, and subscribe to SCG if you want to learn more: 1) watch?v=boNj39lu5kA&list=UUEHsSWvrGVSIA63OV3J6vhA&index=4 2) watch?v=35Fm03LhWvU&list=UUEHsSWvrGVSIA63OV3J6vhA
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  113. "to protect the sheep you have to kill a wolf or two. let's start with this guy who is a sheep in wolves clothing pretending to be important due to an inferiority complex rooted in unacceptance of something that he is hiding.
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  114. Ooh, a non-Christian with a cross around his neck? Thats new! And shocking! NOT More like unintended blasphemy of the sort kanye or jay-z teach, though im sure theirs is intentional.you speak to me as if I'm dumb.obviously it's the intention of the symbols involved that gives a person away.a diver means all is clear/good, a pop-staror t.v. personality in the public eye on the other hand...? sadly,none of any of my posts were about you personally, but people in general, each is judged separately.
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  115. you're not gonna stop the industrial and technological revolutions, it's too late now. tools can be used as weapons, it's been that way forever. adapt and evolve, or stagnate. that's it.
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  116. hahaha, and yours in the sawed of shotgun hole in their back
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  117. i fuckin' loved indiana jones as a kid too. as for the career, there's a lot of competition, but that's how it is for everything with 7 billion people in the world, the good news is that there are still a lot of un-excavated sites left in the world. undiscovered shit nobody even knows about.
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  118. maybe to "un-convert" them to justify your decision, or maybe to get re-converted? mysterious are the ways of the universe. as for me, you are not talking to a religious man, only a well-researced "scholar" that watched closely as years ago many prominent scholars and prominent historical researchers went about trying to disprove the existence of Jesus yet only discovered after many years and dollars that the birth and death of this man were an irrefutable fact, aside from the details in between
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  119. it's hard to tell who enjoyed that wardrobe switch more
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  120. without the upbeat polka music and employee smiles, these clips would appear as they are, stir crazy animals in captivity to turn a profit. put some sad music in the background and BAM! not so cute anymore
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  121. Okay, you're right, pot's not that bad. But still, same day replies??, especially within an hour are a bad sign that you will live with your parents until your in your 30's. I hope not. I have high expectations for you pokesmot420. I'm rootin' for you. YouTube changed my account and now everything sucks. I used to have little designs by my name but then they changed it and gave me a google+ email. This is my only account. I didn't even think of having more than one account until now. hmmm
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  122. I'm officially ashamed to be white.
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  123. I can't make it passed the 5 min mark this is that bad
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  124. worse comment ever. sloppy, scatter brained, and warrantless. read more.
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  125. I have travelled far South and North throughout this continent and the European continent, and I've spent some time behind bars and I always ended up talking politics. One thing I've learned from some soldier buddy's is that even the troops know that we're fighting for lies. This is bigger than this or that country, the enemy has a global stranglehold of most of the 1st world nations- N,Korea, Iran, Russia, and China excluded. It's not about only resources anymore, it's about strategic position.
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  126. Thanks for not forcing us, the viewers, to partake in your exhibitionism.
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  127. you think his fish tacos are miraculous, you should ask him for a cup of water and see what he does with that.
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  128. "If you don't give over that envelope you have no idea what's comin'. What did you do to me? What the hell am I carryin'? I almost got killed 3 times in the last 20 minutes. Premium Rush, rated PG 13." IS THIS THE ONLY FUCKING AD AVAILABLE!?!? 1OO BUCKS SAYS THIS MOVIE WILL BLOW A FAT COCK ANYWAY.
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  129. hahaha, the internet on my iPhone5 is soooo slow!!! gosh!
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  130. Living's a ton a fun when you live from the core ey! straight or gay.do what you do.say what you say. still can't get over the fact that my lack of gayness converted you! to...um...straightness?...heteroness? even amongst the blatant gayness that suburbs777 and brownnosedownonthegroundbuttup displayed by cumming on (to) me so strongly like they did. i should really post these pictures on tumblr, i have some friends in san francisco that would love to see them. there's 1 of em 2gether w/no pants.
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  131. that's the one
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  132. tell 'em what he won Mr Nice Guy!
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  133. my doctor told my case manager to tell my parole officer and my probation officer to tell the judge that as long as i take my meds i'll be fine. thanks for the advice.
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  134. to all 3 of you, suburbs777, brownunderpants, and corey, hang in there guys, lot's of gay fish in the sea. :) stay positive, love yourselves first, and the right man will cum along and sweep you off your painted little toes.
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  135. some videos I am really excited about and barely have the time or urge to scroll down and read through the comments section, but in the other videos I find myself pushing 'show the comment' 15 times and being more entertained than I would be if I was actually watching the video. keep up the great work vice, and vice viewers. by the way, have any of you REALLY fucked anybody's mom from youtube?
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  136. damn, now i have to go to x videos and fap.
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  137. can you translate this for us?
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  138. Magic wands are real, and so is energy manipulation at the quantum level, but this might be a way to capitalize off of those facts and make a few people a little money by deceiving others- nothing new. Do not disregard the fact that the underlying principles are actually very real.
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  139. this guy is a catalyst for hate. hang 'em.
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  140. Heineken had a good idear by throwing a bunch of models in a room with a bunch of struggling artists and making it into some sort of documentary therefore forcing a bored viewer to watch what essentially turned out to be an hour long beer commercial... and Vice was stoked to cash the paycheck after all was said and done.
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  141. "Maybe something bad happened to you." "I was probably a heroin addict." Yep, probably.
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  142. yeah, you're right, but the Mother's position is uqually as important. In fact, you're in her womb right now. Believe.
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  143. you should watch some of her "work," where she says stuff like "fuck me like the (strong woman) i am, smack my (free)ass, I've been a (brave) girl, gimme that load, etc. Truly an inspiration to our female youth.
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  144. movies, and people in general, romanticize prison life as if it is badass and that it makes you tough or more street savvy or something, when in reality, you just meet a bunch of either stubborn fools that "can't" change, or a variety of other unfortunate people that fucked up in life and are finally forced to take a serious look at themselves. most of the population like to pretend as if they are the pitbulls as hard as nails, but 9/10 it's just an act. If anything, you learn who you aren't.
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  145. this series should be called "Vice crew likes free food so they leave the headquarters and stroke their favorite restaurant owners ego's." overpriced pizza tonight guys? sure, get the camera, i know a place.
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  146. great success.
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  147. that was an opinion in the form of a question
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  148. you were hipster before it was even called hipster
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  149. you still really think there is a choice? or a difference for that matter. lemme guess, you watch a lot of tv.
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  150. what's "wiff-waff?"
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  151. so true!!! one time i snorted 10 marijuanees and i had to be helicoptered to the hopsital for marajooana poisoning.
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  152. Unless you too are REALLY bored, I G N O R E "nolifeson1"
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  153. well that escalated quickly. of course there will be relative differences between those of a certain religion/sect, but I was under the assumption that there were two different sects of Jews, 1 that are real Jews, and the others that call themselves Jews, but are not actually true to what the Torah commands. I am not Jewish by the way, just open minded. I feel knowledge and truth exists wherever there is wisdom. What do you know about Yahweh, or Satan, or Lucifer? Are Satan and Lucifer the same?
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  154. Sorry, not until i checked your name did i see that it was 'Pam 'n Raab,' so I assume this is either a girl OR a guy. If it is Pam (which i assume it is by the reply), sorry sweetie, i hope you found resolution to your inquiry. Youtube can be a mean place and it's usually "firstfags" and "how does this video only have 302 views and ____ likes?" dumbasses, along with bored trolls that get picked on, with the occasional grammar/spelling "nazi." btw, your first "your" should've been a 'you're.' : )
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  155. this universe is full of life each calling the others "alien" to their kind. modern humans as we know 'em on earth are a hybrid species of indigenous earth inhabitants and so called "aliens," or, just a more evolved/advanced species. mans books will tell you they are this or that but really they are just like us; some are good, some are bad. if any species is the demon it would be "the greys," or humans. our technology here on earth alone is so more advanced than you have been lead to believe.
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  156. retarded means slowed-down, you can get away with it, but it has to be done correctly. learning and mentally, literally retarded people, know that it is used derogatorily to make fun of someone behaving immaturely or ignorantly and do not appreciate it. i've worked with the learning disabled and that word was never used, even among the lowest functioning individuals.your over-use of the word is your choice, and people get what you mean,but there are other adjective that describe these "hipsters"
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  157. ¡Feliz Dia de Los Muertos!
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  158. Ice ice baby, can we say that!? Ding ding a ding dingading ding. She's dope.
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  159. in your world, everybody has a unicorn and blacks, whites, and mexicans all play patty cake in jail and everybody smiles and nobody lies or cheats or steals because that's bad and santa says to be good or no presents.
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  160. what an amazing fucking piece of work!
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  161. found *it. it was as if all the smartest, wealthiest Atheists got together to disprove his existence and actually accidentally proved it. Won't see that one on the 6:00 news though will we?
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  162. This video is the reason I subscribed to Vice- followed by '40 years of Isolation-' long before the days of culinary, taxidermic-al, "cute," and/or other random hipsterly hosted vids., written or otherwise made by dudes trying to mimic the tone of real journalism such as the formerly mentioned titles. I know magic can't always be planned Mr.Shane, but the bar has been raised pretty high, and I look forward to the day when my inbox contains a video that brings me as much enjoyment as said videos.
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  163. After assessing the situation, I can't believe the the officer or his associates would assault this man's 1st amendment rights and harass him by trying very assertively to get him to assimilate to such an asinine request. He should've just removed the "I" and drove off.
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  164. this makes me want to spin some puddles but fuck that shit, i found a good job and am finally back on my feet. videos like this are hell for addicts. don't watch it if you have a week or more clean and don't want to fuck it up.
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  165. was she a senior at 16 1/2? or is she just a liar?
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  166. i think this might be the piece you are referring to: watch?v=lyViVmaBQDg
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  167. your anger exists outside of you as a mask for the fear and hatred inside of you. this world is not easy for kids growing up these days, it's full of shit. but i enjoyed watching it in pieces every night for a week as i don't have the leisure of livin' at my moms house and being online all day fapping and trolling until it's time to play video games... or do you do it all at once? now that's talent.
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  168. "I'm not about that life anymore." Bruh, you got dragged along on some dirt and played pretend for a minute, you were never about that life. Stop acting hard and talking with a fake accent. Bad ass story though.
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  169.  @DR_Cod1228  Jr. Your pops was a dirty cop, that's badass, but not uncommon. You're dangling on his coattails, playing the role of a clean gangster in a three-piece that knows some legalese. It's a cool role, but it's a role. Real gangsters an real cops don't respect you, they use you like currency. It's still badass, I'm not gonna lie. But you bought a legal piece for a bank heist. Hollywood is hiring, but don't expect to have everybody fooled by the act kid. By the way, respect for actually doing it, that takes fuckin' balls. 'Just wish your old man would've washed the money and threw the gun in the lake.
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  170.  @DR_Cod1228  oh, in that case, something tells me he might've saved you from a life of crime, but i guess law is the next closest thing, hahaha. no disrespect intended upon you man, i just call it how i see it, and sometimes i'm right, but sometimes i'm wrong. either way, it's still an interesting and unusual life. good on you. i wish you and your family the best man, especially the little one who gets something neither of us had growing up- a dad.
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  171. welcome to yak in de box, woojoo like chu try our new spicy cheddah cheesy bacon samwhich?
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  172. "it's getting better, not worse." 'definitely out of touch with nature, and maybe all reality.
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  173. I actually work till late on Friday... how about Saturday? Or maybe we can catch a matinee on Sunday? Let me know. XOXO
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  174. it's kinda like a weird twist on a monogamous relationship between two humans- only one toucher/touchee per relationship.
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  175. It's FukU!shima.After all those"vids"you'd think you could at least spell it correctly. And fuck yeah I watched it! Saw that cripple laying face first in the dirty mud too. That image will stay with me for a long time,if not forever.And THAT'S good journalism!You're right about the good time thing though,but Vice isn't about this or that, and that's the whole point. And you know what!? If you believed in it enough, maybe you could end up on the squad, I don't know. Hopefully got better ideas tho
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  176. You see, America really isn't at fault, and neither are the middle eastern countries. That's just the illusion you're fed. They prop up bad guy after bad guy to give the U.S. an excuse to go in and steal the countries resources. Remember Kony2012? Anyway, real Jews don't like Zionists. It is the global Zionist agenda that is greedily fighting wars and killing innocent people over strategic positions and resources. It has nothing to do with this or that country. They've divided us to conquer us.
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  177. hitchhiking must be nice with a full crew and millions of dollars at your disposal.
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  178. please don't pry for someone to bicker with, i'm not interested. i clearly said that scholarly research has already concluded his 1) birth and 2) death, as well accepted, provable, historical fact, only the details are still argued over. details including those claimed by our version of the bible.
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  179. and if i do should i still fuck myself? awaiting direction...
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  180. 'Were,' not are. 'Same with the Indians. They were free, then we came and civilized the fuck out of 'em by force.
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  181. everyday for the rest of your life
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  182. gangster ass jam for you: watch?v=ZTKXflPq2fU
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  183.  @lifelikeaglitch7343  shut up bich
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  184. Who is John McAfee you ask? He is a man who "practiced the ridiculously fatal sport of aerotrekking.He gathered sycophants around him, investing in power yachts, designer chemical labs, bodyguards and shotguns, and, above all else, making his life a holy shrine to his penis, and his life's work the putting of that penis into as many young ladies as would have it. His holy grail, according to reports from close friends reported by Gizmodo, was "drugs that induce sexual behavior in women."-GH VICE
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  185. actually scholarly research has already long proved his baptism and execution by pontius pilate.
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  186. i'm not going there out of respect. it's just not not gonna happen man. if you put forth a theory like this, you're probably better off presenting it as a possibility instead of fact. then, present more evidence instead of just a name or two, and get ready for a rough ride because three short sentences is plain rude given the sensitivity of this situation. don't spam this comment everywhere either. it's like setting a grenade down in chat and walking away. it's disrespectful unless you stick it out and back it up. i'm not gonna research that.
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  187.  @theangryitalianscottypiffi1048  a grainy piece of footage on a 2 minute video with an occasional literal pixel of discoloration is not sufficient evidence. i'm not refuting the theory, but you're gonna have to do better than that if you want anyone to take this seriously.
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  188. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZnKJaEbZjo
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  189. i came to the conclusion that non-compliance with anything that goes against an incorruptible moral compass is the only way to true freedom, and that in order to survive here, we need to have one foot in, and one foot out of the black/white matrix/real-world of the duality of malevolence/benevolence and evil/good. In short, I realized that the only solution to the persistent and pressing problems of all people regardless of opinion and perception is to remove corruption itself from the very heart of man. For me personally, finally accepting that fact was what caused me to face the futility of the situation. At this point, only a supernatural or divine intervention will really radically change anything at all, otherwise it will just be a constant and cyclical reorganizing and shuffling of the inherently flawed and corruptible intents and purpose of empire after empire, civilization after civilization, ad nauseaum.
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  190.  @theangryitalianscottypiffi1048  Yes! In deed.
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  191.  @theangryitalianscottypiffi1048  i wish you peace, love, contentedness, and joy my fellow friend and truth seeker. count your blessings, have a family, focus on the good and be grateful for the pleasure in between all the pain. forward march. once more into the breach: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XXzg1-lOOY
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  192. if their content remains rooted in real world issues such as this, I say good for them. It's not like they abandoned their readers when they went online, it's just a part of the evolution of Vice. They're definitely not a shallow corporation with no ideals that is in it simply for monetary gain alone. I don't think this is the case of good girl leaves good loyal guy for more wealthy dick. I think this is the case of good girl leaves good loyal guy because she honestly loves him but needs to grow
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  193. and so would the real, authentic, and well-funded scholars with global influence and access to documents they wouldn't let you near, that tried unsuccessfully only to confront the fact that accounts of a man called Jesus of those lands language and times, was indeed baptized and eventually executed by crucifixion at the order of pontius pilate 30 something years later.
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  194. with all of the details and propaganda i would really love it if someone could just elaborate on both sides of the situation as clearly and neutrally as possible with the 500 character limit. It seems like it is way more complicated than your typical eastern clashes, which themselves are draped in propaganda and pr lies and twisting of facts. so much needless pain and suffering, and for what? there is truth, it is just masked by professional instigators. WW 1,2, AND 3 are interconnected somehow.
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  195. hopefully not as a writer
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  196. watch?v=VCDnR6Px-co
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  197. You guys bitched and moaned so much about ad.revenue that they went somewhere that charges the viewer directly, and presto, no more bitching.
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  198. clasped/folded hands.subtle shit they don't teach in schools. you either see it or you don't. no sense in arguing with you.
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  199. just finished part 1, so far so good. great journalism when the journalist hands you a story without the self-promoting pretense of trying to be the next big vice video star. this is journalism guys, take notes.
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  200. As a Pole, I know those Ruski's were tryin' to outdrink you, but you seemed to hold your Vodka pretty damn well. Na zdrowie. Respect.
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  201. i anticipated you to be defensive but you're obviously intelligent enough to not be blinded by ethnocentrism.most people get defensive when you tell them something negative about their own culture. it seems as if the problem is always across the river,so to speak. you're right about China though, at least its government- another thing to keep in mind while discussing provinces, the people aren't always agreeable to the political ideologies of their governments. intelligent and very pretty. rare.
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  202. thewambulanceDOTcom
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  203. i respect your opinion, but i'm not sorry. i'm a lot different out of writing and out of the image you paint for me. if i saw you at a show, we'd probably get high off of the same joint, unless you don't smoke. and, if you were as cool as you come across online ;), we'd probably even share a beer at a bar over a game of pool while our girlfriends gossiped about how well we were going to fuck them when we got home.how you see others is nothing more than a reflection of something inside of you. :)
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  204. my neighbor of 5 years was a Jew. He was a soft spoken homebody that never complained about my loud music. He worked at a paint store and lived in a modest one bedroom apartment with no wife or kids until he recently moved away and into a house with a lady.He never even annoyed me once. My other neighbor is a Christian and he reads the bible out loud and the first day he moved in he woke me up (thin walls) reading from the bible. I can't really make out the words, just a constant murmur of words
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  205. you finally made it! and they said you wouldn't amount to anything. pssh
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  206. Noooo!!! Say it isn't so miketv!!! What are we gonna do without you!? Seriously though, haven't you been threatening to unsubscribe for a couple months now? Are you actually gonna do it this time!? I hope not, a lot of people would sure miss your whiny complaints and empty threats. Can we still be friends at least?
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  207. when are you idiots gonna finally realize that politics is only business and that it's not about policy but money
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  208. Success.
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  209. you should watch a video before commenting. it helps to make a more relevant comment. you and your fellow 666 friends would give this book the a-o-k sign of praise and approval For Frey's Fantastic Satanic message all day long.
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  210. "Iraq is looking to the past instead of the future." Actually, Buddha said that true enlightenment is found only in the present.
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  211. Yeah, that's exactly who I want to go to a nice sit down grill your own place with, a bunch of loud and annoying face stuffers. These guys probably went home and stuffed their faces in front of the t.v.
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  212. upgrades
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  213. I think these vids. would get more hits if the title was "Don't make fun of French rappers, or they will try to fuck you."
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  214. "nolifeson1" is a waste of all of our time. don't waste your knowledge on him. he attacks people and not ideas. he will claim lack of facts or references and then refuse to hear them when they are provided. thumbs this up for the sake of every knowledgable persons time.
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  215. you forgot to add "Based on a true story."
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  216. not true, I remember like christopher columbus and manifest destiny and all the other lies they tried to sell me as history. n then i remember indians n that black chick listening to 2Pac that didn't want to sit in the back of the bus n mlk and the firemen with hoses n al capone drunk w/hitler and pearl harbor and the waking of the sleeping nuclear giant and marilyn monroe and jfk on the moon w/flappers and stuff. i'm hip to that kinda hop, and i dig it baby. yeah. no past. no future. only now.
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  217. VICE knows people that know people, you know?
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  218.  @nicksnowbuildings  it seems as if you and Tim have a little dispute here, but since both sides are missing their proverbial proof , both claims are inadmissible and the case remains unsolved. maybe if either of you could place enough gold on one side of the scale or the other, we could come to an amicable settlement...
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  219. 30's not THAT old
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  220. that's a sick joke if you're joking
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  221. sorry to hear about your dad. the same thing happened to my grandma. as for my personal experience with the dangers of this killer weed, i did like 9 or 10 marijuanas once and almost overdosed. this stuff is lethal. stick to cigarettes and booze cuz at least if it's legal you know it's safe.
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  222. so word from up top is that Jordan fucked the shit out of Bianca that night and didn't want to go to church the next day because Bianca was going to be there wearing a wedding dress. this fuckers job in life is to show people from all around the world that you're allowed to mix you strong ass alcohol with sweet fruit to make it more palatable, great fuckin' success!
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  223. i think part of it is the fact that someone has to edit what is sometimes hundreds of hours of footage just to bring you a free documentary, and still the complainers when they seek ad revenue.
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  224. pantyhose
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  225. Very well said. It's almost as bad as getting a call from that fugly girl you fucked a long time ago after a night of getting drunk as fuck. Once was bad enough, but VICE is starting to make a habit out of it so I think it had to be said.
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  226. haha, still applies. what did you want to be when you were a little kid?
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  227. I just watched a bunch of behind the scenes of "Spring Breakers" and I really want to see the final edit. The movie looks fucking awesome. Forget your preconceived notions, and just watch the movie pretending like you've never heard of Selena Gomez or Vanessa Hudgens or the other chicks.
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  228. in that case, thumbs down.
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  229. dude, bro, elaborate, or go bro someone else dude.
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  230. i should win a board because i've been using a lot of black tar heroin recently because instead of skating i hang out with my junkie dealer buddies and slam heroin. i collapsed a couple veins and a doctor told me that if i keep using that it could be life threatening. so if you don't want to me to keep doing sexual favors for these old junkie dudes and possibly kill myself one of these times i suggest you pick me and possibly save my life.
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  231. ATTENTION WHINY ASS BITCHES! Crunching and editing hours upon hours of film is not as fast and easy as watching a fucking video. Do you know ANYTHING about filmmaking? Can you at least picture that sometimes 20 or more hours of footage can turn into a 5 minute video. Relax for fucks sake with your whiny ass complaints. Thank you. Have a nice day.
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  232. Here's what happens when you start to make money: People with more money tell you that you can have even more money if you do business with them, so you do it. And afterwards, you see how your pile is really small compared to theirs so eventually you believe that making even more money is the only thing that is important- so you forget about everybody shaking their heads and talking shit and enjoy riding around in the yachts with helipads with pure colombian cocaine and women and you like that.
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  233. that's a double negative, it implies that they actually know some thing.
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  234. alcohol IS a spirit, that takes over your mind, body, and soul- and it sure as hell ain't mine. it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt they say. it starts off as a good time, and that good time can last for years, when all of the sudden, BAM! Full blown alcoholic with a gut, fat face, and a trembling hand.The climb out of the pits of hell is a long, hard journey my friend, I suggest you never go down there in the first place. but from the sounds of it, you are well on your way. good luck
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  235. this epi. just upped the game for epicly later'd. well done.
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  236. Vice viewers: What is this? This sucks. Vice, you should upload this all in one piece. What is this crap? No more of this... more of that, Spring Breakers, wahhh. Vice: Fuck this I'm going to HBO.
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  237. the awkward handshake and convo. and ensuing laughter at 1:28 though! she's so fucking cute!
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  238. there are many more players involved. it is not quite that simple.
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  239. they are confusing his factual existence as proven with historical documentation with his questionable legacy as described in the bible.
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  240. facts? bank backed elections change nothing. leaders are selected to further globalist agendas. country after country is invaded by the highest tax grossing nation, America, to remove private monetary systems and install money systems that are dollar based. i think iran and n.korea, as well as russia and eventually china are next in line. tell me before i waste any more time with you, who are you voting for?
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  241. This might take a bit of effort to watch for you, but it comes with references. It will educate you, and you will be better for it. Copy and paste this on your url: watch?v=TJgv39GtcJ0
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  242. so how many lasses have you "bucked" to this day?
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  243. @9:00 "Give him the comb and let him do what he want$" Money talks bitches.
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  244. dog eats shit running at top speed at 3:54.
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  245. low brow humor takes no intelligence whatsoever, and is usually aimed at a very unintelligent audience. you're on the wrong video, if not channel, for that. either unsub. form vice or go try your material out on another channel kid.
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  246. this guys wait-list will be years now
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  247. just so you know, your little sister is the star of this video.
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  248. are there real birds in the metaverse?
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  249. "monarchy, warfare, rifles, globalization, gasoline" wow, great case for white people... NOT
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  250. Hi, I'm an arrogant fuck. I have a super-secret room in my storage room that no one knows about, and will never know about. Ha ha ha. It's super secret though and you have to move a couple boards to get in there though but if they come and raid me they won't move those boards because it's super secret. Let me take you in there with some cameras so you can post it on the internet.
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  251. definitely not the most convincing proponent for legalization.
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  252. physically speaking, you're at your prime right now. if you could find the confidence (even the coolest guys still get nervous) just put yourself out there and get rejected at least once and you'll see that it's not that bad. It's like getting in a fight, adrenaline takes over, but only for a little while. The more you get rejected, the more confident you'll be, it's fucked up. Just throw your hook out in the water and see what you come up with. Don't wait! Check out simplepickup here on yt.
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  253. your reply is again a bit scatter-brained, but I'm genuinely trying to understand where you are coming from. I can kind of understand the 'advancement of technology to evolve' argument, but don't see how a transition to sustainability and the eradication of big oil, war, and pharma.,wouldn't do better in allowing us to advance without having to use outdated means of energy.As for capitalism, it's only capitalism on an even playing field, and big business has leveled the playing field with greed.
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  254. by the way, my first complete was a woody woodpecker smokin' new skool deck, independent trucks with bridge bolts riding on super small wheels. hahaha. add baggy ass pants and a large shirt on a kid my size and you get the 90's. hahaha
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  255. hey, you are what you eat right?
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  256. "im rich bitch" dave chapelle
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  257. Hey honey, grab some snacks, we're gonna celebrate Dia de Los Muertos by watching some bloody gore porn.
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  258. pretty much the same as you
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  259. *boredom-inspired impassioned reply. *low-blow warrantless and irrelevant insult. *witty and condescending rambling... *keyboard warrior/internet tough-guy closing statement. *peace and love. *Jesus is most likely alive and walking the Earth as we speak. #
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  260. "Why can't we learn to accept other beliefs?" I think hate/anger are two sides of the coin of Fear. We fear what we do not understand, and so the easiest way to solve our problems is to dismiss opposing opinions, sometimes violently. I think it might actually be possible for two contradictory opinions to be right at the same time, if that makes sense.Also, any human must truly humble him/herself to the fact that our mental and genetic potentials are mere fractions of what they could be. Humility
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  261. Jesus was not white. Boom.
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  262. it's not that big of a deal actually, there is no need to dwell on it long enough to shed tears, unless of course you need to cry for another reason & want to use this mistake as a catalyst for the tears that have so long desired to flow. the best thing you can do right now is just mindlessly float off into the interwebz making as great of comments as you can possibly make, and all this will be forgotten before the sun comes up tomorrow- all except for the priceless English lesson you received.
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  263. i should win because i have never used the word swag, made fun of hipsters, complimented a girl with fake breasts on her breasts, or judged someone for being gay or otherwise different. i just go about my day and try to do the best i can. i prefer asses to boobs, and i like chicks that don't wear too much make-up. something about latinas really attracts me. i smoke weed but only once in a while and i like to use it to motivate me to do creative things like write songs or play music and stuff.
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  264. he did what he loved, he made art for a living, and millions of people saw it... I'd say that beats being a hater on youtube. who's the loser now? don't reply. thanx.
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  265. It's not anti-semites vs Jews, Jews are good people. It's Real Jews vs fake jews, Judaism vs zionism, the innocent vs the guilty. Every man will be judged by his words and actions. Not one will escape his fate. Not one will escape the consequences of his actions. They will run, but they will never escape coming face to face with what they have done. Forgive them for they know not what they do.
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  266. i deserve to win a board because i wanna watch that 14yr.old ant-dawg footy
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  267. keep coming back and complaining, that'll help. or get laid, that'll actually solve most of the problems you create in your own head.
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  268. it's "only" the details in between that are arguable
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  269. ohh.... my little star?
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  270. trolololooo
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  271. i didn't get angry until you told me to go kill myself,so i wrote something really mean back to you but then i deleted it cuz it wasn't really true and i'm not actually that mean,even over the internet, unless someone tries to hurt me or my family.my panties are ruffled and i have to take them in to the dry cleaners today but that's okay cuz the lady that works there is really nice to me and she makes my panties smell like roses every time.btw,if you get a kick out of being mean,maybe ur mean?
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  272. what did you want to be when you were a little girl?
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  273. don't confuse the country's people with those that run it. miseducated children grow up to be innocent slaves to a corrupt system of governance that is MUCH BIGGER than any one country. ignorance is taught to them from a young age. what we have on our hands is a GLOBAL problem, where corrupt rulers use those in more affluent areas to fund their agendas through misallocated taxes. the blame has been thrown onto one country or the next for too long. there is no difference between WWI, II, and III.
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  274. what's the song at 1:12 ?
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  275. couldn't make it passed 4 minutes... not that bored, sorry.
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  276. FUCK YEAH! I'M PUMPED! I'LL FUCK ANY ONE OF YOU UP NOW (except the girls) NOW THAT I WATCHED THIS! BRING IT! (no ladies)! YOU LITTLE BITCHES (directed at the men)! FUCKIN' PUSSIES(not the organ, the slang term)!!! WHAT!?
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  277. Well what do you know, the problems of the world are finally reaching the technologically equipped 1st world. Maybe change will come after all. This, however, is analogous to the situation in the rest of the world today; instead of demanding our freedoms and right to fucking life, we are asking the oppressor nicely and peacefully if he would kindly remove his boot off of our face and his truncheon from our arses. Nothing will change until the people demand it with equal force. Sad times indeed.
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  278. some people get it, most don't. it's good to see a comment like this up top.
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  279. i agree with everything but the demon thing. that is ethnocentricity at its finest.
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  280. watch?v=bZbe6ceKzFo I would lick any hole Left-eye wanted me to.
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  281. hahaha, NO! Listen, I have nothing against gay men but that is the second time a guy has hit on me tonight, and sorry but I like women. and as for your private message, I'm not really interested in pictures of you but if your sister wants we can webcam again. anyway, good luck with finding a modeling agency in your area, as long as you keep working out and don't eat crap there's no reason to be bulimic. hang in there i'll talk to you soon. tell Jen I said hi. <3
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  282. Those kind of restaurants like to leave you wanting more- literally. I have joked with people after one of these "non-pretentious" expensive meals like... "So... uhh... where do you wanna go eat?" Followed by some agreeable laughter and an inexpensive and filling meal that is more delicious than the fancy pants parsley sprinkled plate wipers could ever provide.
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  283. so far I've seen lots of ass and even nipples at 2:42, and 2:47. The best part? I'm only 3 minutes in!!! Vice, you are officially my favorite subscription.
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  284. how old are you?
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  285. So basically you just want free money to do cool shit?I'm afraid that journalism is not like a regular 'boss tells you what to do and gives you $ for it' type of job.Sure, everybody would love to get paid to travel and do cool shit for an audience, and get payed,but it's all about what good ideas you could bring to the table. It's a speak with your actions type of field, like sports or show biz, you need to get discovered, or know the right people- which is usually easier if you're on the field.
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  286. yep! very perceptive! it all comes down to being able to point the finger out and avoid facing the reality of our own behavior. great comment!
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  287. hahaha, me too. have a good day.
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  288. says the guy who decided to push play on the video in the playlist SKATE SURF SNOW.
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  289. the top two comments were made and thumbed up by fat Americans- who are probably eating while reading this... But that will all change January 1st right fatty?
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  290. there's so much meth going around these days it's sick. even weekend-ers are spinnin' weekday puddles these days. watch, "ice" will be the next meth. 10x as strong and it lasts 4x as long. there's no weekend "ice-skaters." shit turns you into a liar, a cheater, and eventually a thief. stay clean, stay green.
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  291. i think i should win this board because i need some heroin and i could get at least a couple good spoonfuls of black tar for a deck.
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  292. hey Faustino, you should get wifi and go on facebook®, i'd totally like and subscribe to you
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  293. i think it might be this: watch?v=lyViVmaBQDg&feature=related
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  294. haha, nahh, but I know a lot of very intelligent and successful people with great lives that smoke at least a couple times a week. actually, some of the happiest most successful people i know smoke. even history points to that conclusion, and modern media or entertainment like movies, books, and especially music thrive on it, so blaze one for Jah nation! if that's your thing. peace and Love eternal. just stay away from the man-made shit including alcohol and pills and you'll be fine.
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  295. mmm msg... just the thought makes my mouth water
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  296. Genghis Khan's lines are still predominant from what I've read.
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  297. society has turned him into a hateful satan worshipping zombie troll with no feeling or emotion.
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  298. those are possibilities, yet don't explain modern cultures misplaced and blatant over-use of them out of the "okay" context. to deny that is to deny all variables that don't support/protect solely your own opinions. keep your eyes and ears peeled, the signs are everywhere.
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  299. no. im all for free love and i get B.S.Wendy's original point, as well as Sasha's motivations for doing what she did. as for the youth, i guess it comes down to the fact that the only way the youth learn from us is through our actions, not our instruction, thereby rendering me unfit to teach.
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  300. you can lead a gift-horse with no name through the desert to water, and it will probably quench its thirst without too much provocation, but make sure not to assess the state of its dental hygiene until you get home.
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  301. so will Iran continue to resist with help from Russia and China? and is WWIII an already sizzling bomb built by Americans tax dollars waiting to explode?
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  302. i can't figure out if it's a bigger waste of fruit or time
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  303. you are young, innocent, and unlearned. youtube will change that.
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  304. "but it fell off" hahahahah. I like how you made a complete mockery of the Great Leader my daddy Kim Jong Il. Don't you understand, he SAW that guitar with his own two great eyes.
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  305. wow. you are a master of insults. i'm not taking sides here- only tipping my hat to you for your verbal ingenuity.
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  306. My girlfriend is PrettySweet sometimes but she can be a bitch too. She's definitely not a doormat for guys and other bitches and she's not afraid to speak her mind if something is bugging her. Some guy at a club told her she was really Pretty and offered to buy her a drink. She thanked him and told him she had a boyfriend, but he insisted.Turns out that that guy had a girlfriend that got pissed at her for accepting a cocktail and a conversation from him. We had a PrettySweet foursome that night.
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  307. 10-4. initiating masturbatory session, stroking... engaged.
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  308. you must've been really proud of that statement to copy and paste it as a general reply to 3 different people, 2 of which had absolutely nothing to do with this convo.You mentioned in this stream of diarrhea that spewed out of your mouth that the scientific method that "we" accepted some how nullified 'my' own, and all religious "ideology," then went on to claim that "science"(as if it wasn't man)"proves" we will go extinct anyway so we have to pollute the world in order to make money? 2 evolve?
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  309. and that doesn't even take in to account the petrol or pharmaceutical industries.
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  310. oh yeeeeaahh!
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  311. and global domination, but that idea causes so much cognitive dissonance in your psyche that you must reject it violently or with the claim that it is a theory created in the crazy mind of a one conspiracist instead of many well-travelled and educated individuals. I do not claim to have all the answers, but the ones I do have are well researched by scholarly and other professors and scholars of academia. It is no longer a discussion, the smartest minds all agree, there is a worldwide conspiracy.
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  312. wrong. there is plenty. and i am not a christian or catholic... or even religious at all.
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  313. He looks a little bit older since he was in the film "Into the Wild" but he still has the same energy and the same message.
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  314. Does your name mean Miss little star?
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  315. you should try to send them a resume or some work you've done on other projects, or contact them and tell them why they should hire you as a cameraman. good luck.
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  316. you have to say Dear Leader or Great Leader of My Daddy before you say his name.
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  317. that dog @ 8:44 barked in a fuckin' Russian accent I swear it!
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  318. not healthy to smoke, but not as harmful as nicotine, alcohol, or pharmaceutical options. also, it does bring health to certain patients of various diseases/ailments when ingested orally.
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  319. Remember this!? watch?v=eMVNjMF1Suo Yeah, same director as Kids and Spring Breakers- Harmony Korine. Spring Break forever bitches.
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  320. genes extracted from the rib of the one sent by the gods were spliced with the genes of the indigenous. some time later this was done with an indigenous virgin. 33 years later they killed the one born to the virgin because he could walk on water and perform all sorts of unheard of miracles. he told us that we have the power to heal ourselves and one another, and that the kingdom of God is within all man, not just one man, but all men(generalized for human).plus he didn't like the money changers.
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  321. nope
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  322. it's people like you that are single-handedly holding back the evolution of mankind as a whole. Please evolve.
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  323. i feel like i just found out Santa was fake...
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  324. she got stinky dog food on her crotch. does that mean her crotch now smells of dog food? and does the dog mind?
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  325. Ooh, "Cute Alpaca's." I think alpaca bowl before I watch this!
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  326. i should win a board because when i skate at spots other dudes girlfriends clap when i bust my shit,and because i respect old people and kids but hate security guards and run from the police when a spot gets blown,and because when drunk little 16 or 17 year old skater hoes come around to check out skaters skating i tell em they're too young to be acting like little drunk sluts and then i give them some stickers and they want me to stick 'em on their asses and i do then they wanna go to the store
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  327. "I don't know anything about this world." going to court on acid? the dmv? how about an A.A. meeting? now that would be fucking weird.
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  328. An apostrophe in your "you're" translates to "You are credibility..."??? And this comes from a guy whose primary language IS english, unlike "anyang88." I normally don't stoop to grammar and punctuation comments, but when someone fails at correcting someone, it suits the situation well. There is hope for you admx94.
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  329. and grocers must throw away food that is still good yet a minute or more past the date of "sell-by." Then, recently, after a wave of dumpster divers started diving into trash cans to get the food out, they put locks on the dumpsters. I truly don't want to live in THIS world anymore.
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  330. I find it amusing how many people that don't advocate for God still find room to say that they are supporters of faith and/or spirituality. It doesn't take these people too long before they make the triple 6/ "okay" hand sign or use three 'f' words in a row like James here: "friends, family, and followers." It's not an accident, trust me. It's a big cool "secret" way of saying they suck Satan's dick.
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  331. This totally awesome, totally free company called Vice keeps posting free awesome videos and expecting a lot of views for their hard work so that the sponsors can pay them, I say we all boycott them by being whiny little bitches and complaining about it in the comments section.
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  332. reminds me of a Steven Wright joke.
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  333. The only people not getting paid here is the consumer. You are the product. Trololo...
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  334. that's actually wrong.
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  335. take a look around. what are you doing with your life?
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  336. When will we humans realize, en-mass, that man is but a small fraction of what is fundamentally a vast, collective, natural, and interdependent symbiotic organism made of delicate and finite "resources"(as we call them),that we cannot infinitely pillage and pollute for the stability of an economic system that is inherently unstable, and furthermore harmful to all of Earth as well as humanity? It does not matter which side of an imaginary line drawn on a map you stand on, we're killing ourselves.
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  337. i should win because "chicks love fall and winter because they get to dress up all cozy lookin' and cuddle and stuff" and by the time march or april comes they just want summer to come so they can wear flip flops and walk around half naked on the beach, then a couple months later they say it's too fuckin' hot and they want it to get cold so they can wear their new fall fashions that they bought with their paychecks. "shoes. jackets, accessories." dvd. movie night. cuddle time. got us some wine.
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  338. I salute you, but armchair activists are as effective as bloggers in the middle east. In this day in age the big corps. are taking plenty of legal actions against cyber bullies and wannabe hackers, but the real work is being carried out. so keep donating 10 dollars a month to greenpeace and sharing educational videos online because you will single handedly stop many pipelines from being laid and rivers from being damned by doing that. go get 'em Dan! we're rooting for you! SuperDan! SuperDan!
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  339. I should win one of these boards because it's my birthday and I'm an orphan from the Iraq war and my brothers and sisters were adopted by a couple but I wasn't and I have cancer and I'm dying and this will be my last chance to skate a real new deck because my whole life I have been skating on 2x4s & boards that I found in dumpsters with 1 or 2 layers left on the tail,and I'm getting really good and I could possibly turn pro and by some potato's for the youth homeless shelter that I volunteer at
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  340. i see your point... freedom of speech is a good thing, and one should always be able to express a critical or negative opinion, if it's authentic. i'm just afraid that it will become the cool bandwagon to hop on instead of thinking things through from the perspective of those actually providing the service/product rather than just sitting back like entitled consumers that have the power to unsubscribe or dislike something when there is good and logical reasoning behind it, rather than preference
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  341. Yeah, I got an idea, let's Americanize Africa with pavement and skyscrapers, fiat currency and money-hungry paper-shufflers. Then, we can build some big box stores and fast food restaurants with a liquor store on every corner! Yeah!
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  342. 'great role model for the little punk skaters chasin' a buzz and a wrap. This man is 10 years younger than me but I gladly give him my utmost respect.
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  343. This is briefly (very briefly) touched upon in a later part of this doc. I don't know what to believe but it seems as if there is a lot of dislike toward Arjan because of his 'high and mighty' attitude. Humility would be a challenge if you get paid to make, sell. and smoke top strains of cannabis all around the world.
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  344. that sounds sexy as fuck
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  345. i like the fact that there is soo much more to this fuckin' story that we're not being told and that we get to watch this man dodge bullet after bullet by being in the mainstream media. if this wasn't the case, he'd probably honestly be dead already. i think the killing of his neighbor might have been the hit man sent to do away with him but accidentally went to the neighbor's house. this man is on a lot of peoples shit list, including some very powerful people that usually just like quiet ends.
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  346. i would love to see this girl on mushrooms... her whole world of control and structure would come crumbling down like one of those awesome castles that they built by the water.
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  347. "People don't do bad things because of magical forces in the universe that influence them." Do you know much about the world you live in?
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  348. The rise in homosexuality has a lot to do with the negative effects of environmental pollution upon the hormones of the developing fetus. Harsh but sadly true. Food and water contamination can even cause a variety of hormonal imbalances in children as well. This coupled with modern society's perverted culture can cause sexual deviance and even dysfunction.
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  349. hahaha, i thought busted crunk was pretty smart until he failed to realize that brushing fluoride into your gums and tongue works similarly to rubbing coke into your gums or tongue- you get fucked up! then Don Lewis came along and further blew my mind with his doozy! Man! We really gotta get this fluoride out of the fucking equation! and fast!
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  350. that's very wise and kind of you to say. on behalf of your your neighbor to the south, i accept your apology and whole-heartedly offer my own to you and the rest of the world for the acquiescence and apathy we display outwardly at the suffering that those same extremists cause upon the greater world. sorry about the pollution, the arrogance, and the immaturity of our actions on a global scale. we too have been hijacked from the inside by a band of criminals more sinister than you could imagine.
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  351. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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  352. Hey! I'm not a Nob Head! Doody Face! I just don't tolerate intolerable people. I'm impatient with impatience, and I can't stand people that don't get it. This feminine speed-o wearing guy, and his crew of camera-men and writers and editors put many miles and hours of hard work (you saw them changing a tire) into this project and people are like 'No, it's not concise enough for my A.D.D., I need it to be in one piece. That's like getting a hat for hat for XMas and asking for socks to match yknow?
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  353. Neo: "Are you saying that I can dodge bullets?" Morpheus: "No, I'm saying that when you're ready, you won't have to."
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  354. nolifeson will argue and mock but does not reply knowledgeably on anything. he might be a government paid comment shill sent to piss people off by attacking their person instead of ideas. again, ignore him. his channel is blocked for viewing so i imagine he gets a kick out of riling people up. he's not here to learn , he's just really bored.
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  355. my life story? cannot be summed up in 500 maximum character paragraphs! but I can try: My parents immigrated from Poland to America post solidarity movement and during fall of Soviet Russia's communistic philosophies. Upon arrival to Rochester New York we found refuge in a camp that provided bare necessities to individuals fleeing from a region where even food was scarce and rationed by voucher. After arriving by train to California, by father passed leaving my 2 elder brothers and I with my mom
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  356. doodle loot doodle loot doo
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  357. Dear YouTube: Your "free" service sucks major ass now with its service changes that are made to look as if they are improvements when really they're major downgrades to discourage large communities and networks.So we get thumbnails now?Big deal.We used to be able to keep huge lists of friends and interact with them without sending replies or private messages.Way less hating and trolling.You could go into someones channel (which looked cooler) and check their subs.and connect, network, and share.
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  358. the fucking nostalgia is thick in this one... baggy ass pants and independent shirts with brown etines/etnies shoeskenny anderson... that fucker looks soo familiar from the hb skatepark days... even geoff and penny, muska and templeton, drinking 40's while shredding... right across from the pig pen. take heed kids, life gets fuckin' REAL after your 20's. say no to drugs and alcohol. skate or die. spring break forever bitches ;)
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  359. this is what happens to hipsters in Mexico city when they're bored and don't have internet access...
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  360. YEAH! Way to tell 'em Devilock! pbrain Pansy ass hypocritical carnivore.
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  361. you can't eat rocks rod'. it wasn't until their "resources" were plundered that africans and indians were forced to convert to money instead of community and trade to survive. we polluted their rivers and traded diseases for land and water. educate yourself and you will see the error in our ways.
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  362. You want my opinion? Okay. This is a timeless fucking masterpiece of a crucial chunk of history. The Egyptian revolution will not and does not remain in Egypt alone- what you're viewing here is a global movement away from all tyrannical-state-control. Some believe this may be an experiment in political chaos and civil unrest, but what has been unleashed is a furious beast of chaos fueled by passion and the desire- or necessity rather- for true liberty- the only other way out is death. That's it.
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  363. watch?v=lyViVmaBQDg
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  364. thumbed it up just to be nice, still don't care. sorry.
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  365. and the majority of the fat asses "competing" drove/flew in from Amurica- land of the fat-ass.
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  366. what do you have in mind?
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  367. I am from _____, therefore Vodka is from _____. How does that argument hold up? It doesn't. It's called ethnocentric preference. By the way, I'm 100% Polish and I don't give a fuck where it was invented because I don't believe in borders and marketing rights and other stupid bullshit.
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  368. I used to smoke, then I stopped. No withdrawals, no headaches, no adverse or negative effects from stopping at all. I say let it grow. You know how much good the hemp plant and seed can do for our Earth? It would seriously revolutionize the modern world. No more deforestation, oil, plastic, hunger... Oh, now I see why it's "illegal."
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  369. big deal. that's how shit works. you think just anybody can run around with a camera crew in that part of the world? you're the only dupe here dupeface.
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  370. maybe not, but a hell of a lot of people that think he does, do.
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  371. kids dig it. it can make some lasting memories for them. when the voyager used to play there there was a dance floor and a pretty steady regular gathering of kids with passes that went just to hang out like you would at any mall or park.
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  372. you blew your professor!?
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  373. Yeah, you're totally right, risking their health to document one of the most significant global disasters in our lifetime- and Earth's history for that matter- by entering Fukushima "NoGo Zones" so called due to life-threatening levels of spreading radioactivity that is spreading all over Japan, and the world- doesn't sound nearly as cool as a documentary about you and your diverse group of stoner friends driving through wine country to go get chased off of Gary Oldman's property. You're hired.
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  374. It's not about filling an open slot, it's about creating a demand for your skills- or you're just gonna have to be connected well enough to be an office bitch that makes sure the right coffee goes to the right person, then, if you fit in, maybe you'll get a paid gig wiping Shane's ass until you work your way up to dick-drop-tapper. But seriously, What do you have to offer? Anybody can hop on a plane and do cool shit. You have to mean it, then plan it, then execute that plan. Go for it man!
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  375. This is Vice worthy!? You guys must be bored or desperate. 'Seems like a big joke on the viewer. It's all fake. I'll watch 1 more part and then I'll decide whether or not to unsubscribe.
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  376. lemme guess... english wasn't your first language?
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  377. emo pony is willing to electrocute itself because the grass is greener on the other side.
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  378. that's because European beer is better than American beer, but South American women are the best looking.
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  379. "many if not most(your conclusion)non-bias(your words)historians will say there is NO(your opinion capslocked)evidence outside of scripture for the man... if you read the supposed (haha)evidence you will see that most (not all) of it references testament, and anecdotal evidence that is also testament related (untrue). I'm not religious, AT ALL, yet years ago viewed the research and the findings, and saw that many of the scholars only accepted non-biblical evidence, and found, to many's dismay.
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  380. i stayed calm and factual, you got emotional and offensive, and that is why i say you got your panties in a bunch. i speak truth. you seek truth. so, who are you voting for?
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  381. in the butt?
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  382. so what is there to gain from this? who is at fault? who is gaining? what is their desired end result? land? money? control? power? who are the players?
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  383. Right or wrong, for better or worse, cloning has been a reality for a long time, and will continue indefinitely. The weed you smoke probably came from a clone. In fact, you're a clone. What do you think the "missing link" is? Answer: primitive man+alien=human. Sorry, that's just how it is. But for fucks sake if you're gonna clone something don't clone a fucking CAT! We have enough of those filthy little things runnin' around. Clone an endangered species, a seeing eye dog, or Mila fuckin' Kunis.
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  384. not even close...
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  385. I think there is more relevance in the images and short soundbites of this short video than in all the hours of senseless videos people watch on youtube,yet we are so detached and insensitive that people fail to see the severity of the situation.You think we're separate form the pain we cause each other?How, in a modern world, with as great of technology and resources that humanity currently has, can people still be at a lack of fucking BREAD!? The advanced world is at war with itself my friend.
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  386. don't be lazy man, it's all there. books, documentaries, sites. it was a huge, though hush hush, global debacle that lasted years and million$ and is now a couple fuckin' key strokes in google away. i'm sure if you tried it'd be as easy as to google ??? peer reviewed scholastic historic evidence for the existence of Jesus. something like that probably. sometimes when you want the truth you have to be willing to take the stance of the exact opposite of your opinion and run with that.
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  387. still cool. i've taken amtrak west to east to ny to miami to new orleans to niagara falls, across canada east to west to oregon to california. you meet a lot of good people with a lot of good stories, not fairy tails, life stories. i just did a 30 day loop for the experience.
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  388. A pronoun is a word that takes the place of a noun. Is/Are are (irregular) verbs. Therefore, although your intent was good, and your grammar accurate, you were incorrect as well. ;)
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  389. I should win a #PrettySweet deck because one weekend with my parents gone,when I was 19 and still living at their house,my little sister,who was 17,walked in on me getting out of the shower and she,in pink underwear and a small tanktop with no bra,just stopped and stared for a little while and said"Do you care if I take a pee?"I yelled"GET THE FUCK OUT!"& she calmly said"PrettySweet package,"and left without closing the door.She always left the door open when she showered too.Glass shower doors!
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  390. she has a pet goat. her goat gives her milk. when it is older she will kill it and eat it, and use the fur for something to keep her warm in the harsh winter. what the fuck are you doing with your life?
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  391. the sentence that starts with "art is" ends with either a period, or my foot in your ass. so go pretend that you are a cyber super hero here to save the world by "waking up the sheeple" on facebook and youtube, the world depends on you Pixel Dan! by the way, your reply is invalid because i clearly told you not to reply. your next reply will be valid only if it is true. thank you.
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  392. or maybe you're wrong???
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  393. Jesus was NOT a white man.
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  394. FIRST!
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  395. see dem der light skin girl dem dance pon de floor like bleached ho, re re re, bob marley, seen.
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  396. and that went a whole lotta nowhere fast. where I'm from we refer to them kinda words as 'pissin' in the wind.' what you see in others don't mean it's really in them, it's just a reflection of something that exists inside your own heart. cowards'll do/say anything to avoid facing their own ugliness, and stoopin' down to the devil's level aint no way to heaven.
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  397. true. it... just happened. i don't work tomorrow and i keep getting messages in my inbox. i didn't plan on coming here and hanging out with everybody all night. it just kinda worked out that way. back to these majestic fucking gorilla's though, eating their own boogers and shit.
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  398. At least we got the politics clear for the more gullible of the consumer's of the media's lies at 6:58. It's exactly like in the gang's and prison's of the world. There's no war of ideologies, it's all business and control of resources and the means to control those resources. Natural and spiritual laws are the only real governance man has, and if you're not a spiritual person, natural law operates indiscriminately without prejudice.
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  399. I think we all can come to the conclusion that man has the capacity for lust or greed in his/her heart, and that the love of money -not merely the money itself (referring to sound and un-manipulated currency)- only exacerbates the problem. Many women do not choose this lifestyle willingly, but are forced into it by circumstance or even directly. The solution to these evils is found within us, not some "them/they/those people, but US, WE, ME, YOU. We are to blame, and WE are responsible.
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  400. actually, i am a peace loving hippie that wants to watch the world burn, just not a fan of peoples subtle use of the 666 triple f, or okay handsign, as well as the one eye thing. your composure assures me that you are indeed intelligent. i have great respect for intelligent minds.
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  401. the only law around here is the sheriff an' he ain't always in town like yesterday when we was havin a hog-killin'time down at the saloon an' some wobblin' jaw bad egg started runnin his bazoo and callin people yella belly so i grabbed him up by his choke strap and drug 'im outside to give him jessy before we had a good ol' fashion 10 pace and turn with our irons. long story short he'll be 6 feet under takin' a dirt nap and we'll be walkin' in Memphis gettin' drunk as skunks on superbowl sunday
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  402. faith in humanity restored. i will live on this planet a little while longer.
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  403. That is the knowing tone and energy you should work/stay in. Not the initial load of garbage you posted. And be careful with lumping all Germans into the Nazi category too, not all were (Western Pigs? I prefer soldier in the belly of the beast.) The revolucion has never begun and will never end, it goes round and round and round, thus the term revolution! In the end you will find yourself floating down a river, fear not and cling to nothing for you are headed to the place from which you came.
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  404. well said feli, this movie's gonna be fuckin' awesome. guaranteed.
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  405. actually... it's kinda the solution to the whole global slavery issue we got goin' on right now.
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  406. I Love Lucy!
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  407. Michael and Jello®, Bill Cosby, did not sculpt a ferociously fierce figure of David out of marble, they simply removed the over-5-meters tall one-eyed-giant-clobbering-David, from out of the stone- and placed him defensively between themselves and the encroaching Medici family and more importantly Rome, as a present to the brave people living in that region between between 1501 and 1504.
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  408. i gotta be pretty bored to be watching this. why am i watching this? what is wrong with me that i'm gonna sit here and watch this whole video and comment on it? what the fuck am i doing with my life?
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  409. SPOILER ALERT: i think the first :27 seconds of the video might actually be the last of what VICE filmed for him right before he turned himself in to the Federales on the Mexican border. It's like he called it in himself to get an audience because there are many crooked people that want to penn him as a killer and put him away(kill him)for ulterior motives.I would love it if this man was innocent of that murder and that the true corruption of all governments will be exposed upon his vindication.
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  410. hahaha, i love drunk people
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  411. "paid off at the bridge" finally catching on huh!? be careful following that lead if you wanna live.
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  412. this song reminds me of sitting in a motorcycle shop for hours at a time watching stunting videos while the mechanics tuned and modded out my Honda600RR. flush mount and integrated turn signals, frame sliders, carbon fiber yosh exhaust, dyno tuned. then i'd go out and race ferrari's and lambo's. great memories.
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  413. Jealous? Of the stupidity of a nation that doesn't even know it's been hijacked by thieves, or are too cowardly to do what its forefathers said it would have to do if the situation arose? Or maybe all that wealth and excess has pacified you. Oh, you're gonna bring up demographics!? "Our country?" Why's that? Because you personally slaughtered millions of indigenous people to steal it fair and square, or because you personally enslaved countless others from Africa and Asia to build it up? Moron.
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  414. yep
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  415. exactly. but i'm not a pacifist by any means, and i agree that you can't nicely ask the bully that is stealing your lunch money to not do so, but violence is learned, coincidentally, from the same system that advertises and uses it against us. sadly, we must speak the enemies language and stand against them. the real battle belongs to God however, and that's the ultimate reality.
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  416. i was talking about YOU! Not them, silly.
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  417. This man deserves another episode or 3 for sure!
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  418. nope, 4th
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  419. Ms. Cleo's not especially physically attractive, but cute for the moment. She's the kind of girl you wanna fuck just once and be just friends with. Interesting doc.
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  420. you put the ball on the tee, i had no choice but to hit it...
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  421. Vice has a million +subscribers. The people at Vice like money. This movie needs promotion. Bada bing bada boom. Vice will continue to do whatever the fuck it wants I'm sure, but it is pretty entertaining reading these comments. These dudes rollin' around in a Range!? If that thing is theirs then props to 'em cuz I would love to drive that fucking thing and have Selena Gomez' # in my phone. Keep hatin', she loves it.
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  422. they didn't mate. they used advance technology to upgrade the primitive race. only in the case of the the giants, a.k.a. the Nephilim, did they take the most attractive females to procreate with.
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  423. says Ian Doucher
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  424. $4.50 lunch portion (2 item chow mein & fried rice) chinese food rules!!! My favorite is orange, teriyaki, and kung pao pigeon, which they still insist is chicken. LOt's of Sriracha and salt with a motherfuckin' soda... golden.
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  425. I wonder how many cute owl videos it will take before people realize that Vice does- and will continue to do- whatever, whomever,wherever, however, whenever, the fuck it wants- and that no amount of pleading, complaining, or unsubbing threats will change that. Sure, everyone is entitled to an opinion, but not all vids. will be about drugs and gangs. As for this video, it's fucking cute as fuck, but it's sad to see such a majestic fucking creature on a literal and figurative motherfucking leash.
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  426. winter
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  427. your statement is not valid because it is not true. unless you have hands on work hours clocked on the field before or after a battle of any kind then you are all talk- and if you fight in an army that is fighting for lies then you are worse than the stinkiest pile of shit sitting in a port-a-pottie. stop trying to wake other people up and wake the fuck up already if you want. there is more to this than exposing the bad guys outside of yourself. don't you realize evil lives in the fucking skin?
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  428. he needs a re-do, 'one of 'em fuckin' sliced him with their fingernails
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  429. new-age Deist/Satanist speaking in triple f's and folding their little masonic fingers all day long to appease their lodge grandmasters with sly little devilish smirks and grins as they make their little secret signs and use their little secret language. I was never sworn in, so I am not breaking any oath, but there are snakes among us my friend, and they think they are so sly. Slithering little snakes playing among the innocent and unassuming masses of women and children. oh how clever they are
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  430. lynch this white man and make the world a better place
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  431. not everything you don't understand is "weird." my dad died when i was 4. youtube doesn't let you edit like fb, so i re-typed it. it's there. you're probably a virgin gaming type that is afraid to face the fact that he might be gay huh? it's okay man, life gets better. just hang on.
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  432. alcohol turns your brain to mush
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  433. Andrew Jackson and JFK come to mind.
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  434. actually she is, but you can see tits at 8:05 if you want
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  435. except prove his existence to the science and the most powerful, and ironically non-religious, worldly scholars of our time.
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  436. aww... Vice isn't the same for you widdle complainers? not enough of what you like? are they selling out by breaking videos into parts? is this movie gonna suck? is you not getting enough of Shane and David Choe and other things that you consider as cool and watch-able? you all sound like a bunch of fucking bitches complaining about every little fucking thing, you got me complaining now. please, take out your discontented and unfullfilled meaningless hours another way instead of bitching nonstop
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  437. the scientific argument would be that it is not beneficial for the survival of the genes/species, but humanity is far from dwindling as a race. social norms also dictate perception. however, a homophobic reaction is irrational and only reflects upon the one who fears the homosexuality. freud would say a homophobe would be a great candidate for hidden homosexual tendencies/desires.
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  438. i never said there was. to dumb it down for you: like, i think it's funny when people that don't believe in God, like, believe in Satan and stuff. iz dat better?
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  439. fuck that shit, you'd get alcohol poisoning.
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  440. @Bill , there's a balance there somewhere for all sentient beings, but that's not a very lucrative business model
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  441.  @freedomordeath89  production and consumption got a bit out of hand there for a second though you have to admit. i got to see the back end operations of one of those big discount store retailers at the beginning of 2020 right before mid March and everything "paused." It was crazy, you had truck after truck dropping off load after load of boxes day after day. And I was just observing the clothes conveyor belt. Boxes of shirts, pants, etc. just being brought in on pallets, broken down, sent down a box shoot, opened, then all the bags of bags inside the boxes were opened, then the clothes were hung on racks for employees to take out to the shelves where people bought them from open to close. It's sad if you see behind the curtain. After a while, I started looking at where all these clothes were being made, and then I started picturing those factories, and how the people were sending finished and packaged perfect neat little products. From the material, to the thread, to the hem, to the buttons, to the pile, to the preparation of cardboard and safety pins and needles and tags and stickers and etc, to the packaging, to the bags, to the boxes, to the trucks, to the ships, to the docks, to the trucks, to the stores, and this one just ONE store in a chain of which there are many similar chains. It became hard to witness. it felt like a hamster wheel. Minute after minute and hour after hour, day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year you had people opening, sorting, preparing, pricing, and stocking these items non-stop on one shift, every day, and it's been going on like this for years. One single mom just lost a husband so she had to work more. She stood in one corner of a building all day, with bathroom breaks and a lunch, just to provide for her kids so they could have food and clothes and a roof above their heads with increasing rent costs. it's sad. Imagine it in terms of food. It's like man is this hungry fucking hippo that just keeps eating and eating and eating even after he is full just to eat so he can produce to eat to produce to eat with no balance. The land doesn't rest, the people don't rest. As soon as one employee becomes old, sick, or tired, another one comes along to replace them.
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  442. www.youtube.com/watch?v=biuXIzSWEHs
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  443. so my improper punctuation is bad, but your shit grammar is okay right!? got it.
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  444. Great editing nd dramatic music on these disaster vids. Vice! Very entertaining. Five stars.
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  445. well said
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  446. Truer words are rarely spoken.Don't be deceived by the vessel that you are in however. Our potential is far greater than seeing and hearing less than 1% of a universe we have only mapped 4% of.
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  447. you wanna be famous? don't know many people in the biz? get a gimmick and run with it like it's real. live, eat, shit, and breathe that bullshit down the garbholes of teenagers and internet people (and sell your soul), and soon you too will be unable to walk around in public without people yelling at you and criticizing your every move... just be ready to take it in the ass (regardless of gender) and do a lot of weird shit including drugs most people have never even heard of. to the moon alice!!
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  448. "nolifeson" has no life son. he comes here to argue without knowledge and count replies in his inbox. he is either a bored and lifeless troll, or an ignorant democrat/republican money zombie. don't fuel his fires.
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  449. by the way mr. uneducated dipshit, I do live here, and I'm not jealous because as the rest of the world suffers I am living high on the hog off of the crooked politics, stolen prosperity, and slave labor of many people around the world- in a chunk of California that we stole from the Mexicans to be exact. And I talk shit because I'm educated enough to see the fishbowl of lies and propaganda we're swimmin' in. Before you go preachin' how great USA is, make sure you understand the effect we have.
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  450. sold!
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  451. 'seems like an accurate assessment.
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  452. uhh... sorry, but real blackblok troops don't do highly produced corporate interviews. this little segment has its own agenda which i still can't exactly pinpoint.
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  453. the God that allows the elements to take physical form, and the God of the spirit realm as well, and the God that can fathom the totality of all possibilities existing in and out of space and time and any dimension in or out of existence. the same God that watches your thoughts as your ego decides what it wants to think or do. the same God that gives and takes life and death. the same God that many and most of our prophets have spoken of. It doesn't take a deist to understand God. God is Love.
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  454. look at all the ignorant brainwashed racist american comments. a fighter is a fighter man, regardless of race, color, or creed. the same goes for stupidity. stop watching so much fuckin' t.v. and realize who your true enemy is, it's inside you.
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  455. 16:07 should be the new trend for youtube- fingers, toy, partner, whatever... ready, GO!
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  456. hahaha. I'm a man of my word. Please send your details to my inbox and I will book the all expenses paid travels.
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  457. STOP RIGHT THERE! and go to vice(DOT)com to watch this same interview uncensored. you'll see her t&a and hear the lame things she has to say when there is no d in her mouth. then you can go to pornhub or x vids and forget all about her after 3 mins. :) you're welcome.
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  458. 1583
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  459. voluntarily.
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  460. Maybe, but people definitely despise Americans.There's no reason to be defensive, it's only reality,I just wish that we could all realize that we are not the corporations or governments that give us a bad name- not all Germans were Nazi's,and even those that were gradually realized the error in their ways. I've traveled quite a bit in my time and have heard and seen first hand a lot of anti-Americanism.We're coming upon a time when we are beginning to see the real enemy is united against all man
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  461. Yeah, I got that. You should use quotes when using someone else's words though.
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  462. I'm a non-violent drug offender too. I've spent years in the clink clink on a few different stints for doing marajuana's. One time I did like 8 marijuana's and OD'd and ended up in the hospital. They had me on life support and I had to get professional help for my addiction but did that help!? Obviously not for a hard-core addict like me.Within weeks I was back to injecting marijuana's and I even started stealing from my family and selling my body on the mean streets of the OC just to get my fix
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  463. that's the stupidest logic ever. some people like trainers for accountability, motivation, or support.Others like trainers for super specific goal attainment or long-term periodization programs. not every person that works out is a novice like you. let me guess, chest and back,bi's and tri's right? you probably never heard of proprioception or HIIT cardio training. yeah, boxers should stick to the shadow and professional athletes should chart all their own stats in between seasons huh!? umadbro
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  464. "fastidious aesthete"
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  465. what would you do?
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  466. here let me translate: you're a fuckin' idiot.
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  467. aren't there some Jews that don't agree with others? like two drastically different sects of Judaism or something? And wasn't Jesus a Jew, I'm not a christian, but I don't think he'd be okay with the situation. Something tells me that some Jews are actually really good people. Are there more than one type? This goes back to what Hitler tried to do huh!?
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  468. i hope he boned the interviewer after the interview cuz she wanted the D, especially after he said " I hug 'em all the time." In there.
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  469. This is the best part of the whole interview 32:16
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  470. Say what you wilt about Jesus, but Sherlock Holmes was a great man that solved many murder mysteries. Don't bring him into this.
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  471. okay, nevermind, fake or not, i'm thoroughly entertained. VICE 4 ever!
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  472. No, he quit Vice to move to Mexico and do Narcofilm.
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  473. is it okay if i just smoke meth and straighten up my place a bit while i listen to radiohead instead of hailing satan?
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  474. cannabis is found only in the flowers made by the fem. plant stalk- the cannabinoid containing sex. this is where you can derive oil that has been proven to FIGHT cancer. hemp is derived from the male plant stock, which doesnt produce any psychoactive agent at all! it is hemp that could feed,clothe,and shelter and replenish man and earth naturally and organically virtually for free. big industry/business interests in many fields fight to keep BOTH illegal even though 1 is not a drug- bcuz of $.
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  475. "whoa that funny bong looks like a big fat long schlong oh it's a long dong bong, made in Hong Kong my big bongs balls bubble when i take a hit"- Ninja Top 5 dead or alive.
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  476. balls in the breeze or it doesn't count
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  477. so, we're gonna go grab a bite to eat, and then after that we're gonna go grab a bite to eat, and then we're gonna eat some dessert before we go have dinner at my family's house before we go back to my pizza joint to have a fatty bedtime snack, you wanna come?
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  478. but i'm done hiding presents so i'm out now and stuffing your little stockings deep to the brim with these nuts and cream filled candy stick.
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  479. Well-spoken and seemingly well-meaning but probably ego-driven self-advancement-seeking propaganda-spreading-agenda mouthpieces on all sides of this thing worldwide. One thing for sure is that you're not going to know the whole truth because it far more multi-faceted and complex to comprehend this early than many people would humble themselves enough to admit. For once, you're not in control, and that's why you cling to anything for any period of time. Let it go. Just hope for the best and expect the worst, and like they say: "Don't count the days, make the days count."
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  480. i hope that all the people who threatened to unsubscribe were making empty, attention-seeking threats or else they would miss out on this masterpiece.
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  481. Alison Severs ;)
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  482. we "ball in this bitch" because we enslave and steal, it's kinda like, immoral and stuff, or something. oh, and we don't read very good either.
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  483. she didn't quit, she got booted for losing her little girl looks and tight body. cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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  484. I'm gonna laugh when this guy gets an engine for his spaceship or some otherwise really powerful alien technology or takes him away before we blow ourselves up over politics or religion or some other stupid reason.
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  485. that sucks for you. as for me, i prefer fact facer. i like how narrow minded ostriches with their heads so far in the sand prefer to believe television common sense. lemme guess, you still think voting for a new president every four years will actually change anything. the 2012 presidential selection will go to the banks, and that is a conspiracy fact. conspiracy; that term would be dismissive if there weren't actually a conspiracy. please, for the sake of the world, stop watching tv and read.
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  486. Give it to her Vice! Stop playing.
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  487. why did you call Harry Kim "Erik"?
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  488. many agri-producers and grocery stores are forced to waste food, forced scarcity and inflation, it's sick, but it's reality.
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  489. research "dark matter" and/or the "mappable universe" or google "Massey said the findings were consistent with the current mainstream view among astronomers — in which ordinary matter accounts for just 4 percent of the universe, dark matter accounts for another 23 percent, and a mysterious repulsive force known as dark energy takes in the other 73 percent."
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