Comments by "Grey Matters" (@o0GrayMatters0o) on "Pretty Sweet Bonus Footage - Girl and Chocolate Skateboards" video.

  1. i should win because i have never used the word swag, made fun of hipsters, complimented a girl with fake breasts on her breasts, or judged someone for being gay or otherwise different. i just go about my day and try to do the best i can. i prefer asses to boobs, and i like chicks that don't wear too much make-up. something about latinas really attracts me. i smoke weed but only once in a while and i like to use it to motivate me to do creative things like write songs or play music and stuff.
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  2. i think i should win this board because i need some heroin and i could get at least a couple good spoonfuls of black tar for a deck.
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  3. i should win a board because when i skate at spots other dudes girlfriends clap when i bust my shit,and because i respect old people and kids but hate security guards and run from the police when a spot gets blown,and because when drunk little 16 or 17 year old skater hoes come around to check out skaters skating i tell em they're too young to be acting like little drunk sluts and then i give them some stickers and they want me to stick 'em on their asses and i do then they wanna go to the store
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  4. i should win because "chicks love fall and winter because they get to dress up all cozy lookin' and cuddle and stuff" and by the time march or april comes they just want summer to come so they can wear flip flops and walk around half naked on the beach, then a couple months later they say it's too fuckin' hot and they want it to get cold so they can wear their new fall fashions that they bought with their paychecks. "shoes. jackets, accessories." dvd. movie night. cuddle time. got us some wine.
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  5. I should win a #PrettySweet deck because one weekend with my parents gone,when I was 19 and still living at their house,my little sister,who was 17,walked in on me getting out of the shower and she,in pink underwear and a small tanktop with no bra,just stopped and stared for a little while and said"Do you care if I take a pee?"I yelled"GET THE FUCK OUT!"& she calmly said"PrettySweet package,"and left without closing the door.She always left the door open when she showered too.Glass shower doors!
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  6. Give it to her Vice! Stop playing.
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