Comments by "Legal Fiction Natural Fact" (@legalfictionnaturalfact3969) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. Star drifter, no sweetheart, the women you go after are not more attractive. They just wear more product and buy more expensive stuff to wear. Big difference. Most people do not realize that what they're attracted to is wealth. That's right, dudes are gold diggers naturally. I have seen so many dudes say that whatever a woman they're pointing at isn't wearing makeup. And I laugh. Yes, yes she is. So you really don't know what you find physically attractive as far as phenotype and bone structure goes. You only know what someone looks like if they're well off. And you like that. think about that.
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  2. Jamie, "I don't mean to sound like an incel" you do. Stop with the table talk. It's so played out. No, you having money will not make up for everything else. I have had plenty of chances with dudes of serious means, and I decided to not go ahead because they were in some way just not up to standard. Improve yourself instead of sitting around and whining about what you think the agu is being unfair about. If you were in the agu, you'd have a different outlook.
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  3. it truly isn't worth it to purchase health care insurance. i've done shit both ways and it's 100% a scam.
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  4. heh. but really, we're not taking that fucking shot. ever.
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  5. i did a livestream when covid hit called "casual sex BAN!!" it got pulled by yt. :)
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  6. No no, poisoning one of your own is male behavior. What you do is have Jessica lure the men in by offering a truce. Hold up a tray of cookies and tell them you baked them even though they are from the store and they will believe you because ironically, they think women are the ones who are stupid. Plot twist: the cookies are full of poison. Josh, David, Greg, Tyler, Eric, Mike, Chris, John, Mark, and Steven have now been deleted.
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  7.  @zchris87v80  did she have pleurisy? "domestic" injury to the upper ribcage? or was she a drowning victim? explain the lung corpulence, please. we don't get it.
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  8. Jokes on them, I was already on their watch list for saying "men aren't women" on the internet
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  9. Fikri, "getting offended" is a convuluted phrase. Is someone being offensive to those with good values? Then that's on him. Not on those to observe good values.:-)
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  10. yeah gross. no thanks.
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  11. group outings only until he proposed. wouldn't have had it any other way!
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  12. Lexicon, yeah no. You are just a loser who refuses to improve. LOL
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  13. E. Jenima, you respect the Army for keeping Rothschild's Rich? For guarding poppy fields? Or?
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