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Comments by "Michael" (@TrueNicomus) on "THE MILITARY CHOOSES ITS NEW SERVICE RIFLE" video.
Iowa. One-armed pianists should perform for free. Alabama. Alabama law prohibits wearing a mustache capable of causing laughter in church. Massachusetts. Exploding golf balls are prohibited.(apparently there were precedents) Florida. More recently, the authorities of the state of Florida, allowing vague wording in the law banning slot machines and online casinos, issued a ban on all computer equipment. (skynet you will not pass!) Connecticut. In order for a pickle to be officially considered as such, it must be elastic. (don't crowd! get in line and check the elasticity of your cucumbers according to the table!) Missouri. The law prohibits transporting a bear without a cage. (Russian bears look at them like shit) Utah. It is forbidden to arrange disasters. (Yes, Lord, we forbid you! Otherwise we will fine you and put you in jail) Indiana. Legally, the value of Pi in this state is 3. (And the land is square) Georgia. It is forbidden to carry ice cream in the back pocket of your trousers on Sundays. (what a shame...they still do it!) Idaho.Prohibits giving boxes of chocolates weighing more than 50 pounds. Arizona. Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in the bathtub. Louisiana. You will be fined $ 500 if you send pizza to friends without notifying them in advance. (psst... I won't turn you in!) West Virginia. It is forbidden to take an animal knocked down on the road for dinner. Washington. Lollipops are prohibited. (horror...) Nebraska. Whale fishing is prohibited. Whales... in Nebraska... Oklahoma. It is forbidden to fight with bears. Ohio. It is forbidden to solder fish. Kansas. You can't shoot rabbits from motorboats. (Well, it's probably forbidden to catch whales, too? Wait a minute... no - it's allowed! Good luck with that)
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