Comments by "C. B." (@Searover749) on "American Laughs at Hilarious Stories of American Tourists in Europe.." video.

  1. Ambassadors are supposed to be educated, and aware about the country they work in ! Apparently, this is not necessary for US ambassadors : maybe they just have to "buy" this job...
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  2. USA's motto : "It's all your fault, I'm always right, and you're a sh.t !"
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  3. they just like to be loud , to draw attention on their "wonderful" personnality ! 🤣🤣🤣🤮
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  4. Legally you can have tickets as a pedestrian, in some EU countries, but the police prefer not to apply these laws, especially in France, where we can "destroy" a city (in riots) for less than that ! 😂 The price of reconstruction would be much higher than the benefits that thousands of tickets could make...😂
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  5.  @9LiveEmpire  some of them are awful too : it depends on the reason WHY they're expats. If they "fled" from US stupidity, they might be quite good persons, born in the wrong place, but who tried to find a better one. These persons are not "lost for humanity", and may learn how to become "real humans". (subtle reference to the excellent swedish series : i'm a genius ! 🤣).
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  6. learn geography, history, good manners, proper clothing (no flag), etc +++++++...... So many things to do : you'd better stay home ! 😂
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  7.  @Olivier-cr8ri  all french people learn english from 11 to 18 yrs old, but they think that a tourist in France has to make an effort to speak some french : quite normal ! French tourists speak english, when they're in US. You got it, US tourists ?
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  8. they should be able to adapt to the local noise level, and speak less loud. It's called adaptation : the 1st sign of intelligence...
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  9. Finnish people are the "zen masters" of Europe : thanks for that ! And "the cherry on the cake" : they love fish and vodka. Sweet people ! 😍
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  10.  @AlanXEverfrost  Lucky guy, you met the only US "brained" man !
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  11. Russia defeated german army, and liberated Europe (it cost them 27 M lives). USA arrived at the end, just to get the laurels of victory. USA lost 300.000 soldiers in WW2. It's a lot, of course, but nothing comparable to the 27 Millions russians killed... Concerning the language : USA kept the language of their english colonizers, even after the french army/navy defeated the english, and by that, "gave" to USA their independance. They ignore that crucial fact ! So USA should keep their big mouths shut, and learn their true history. Sorry, but you must know that USA never won any war. "Bigger is just...er...bigger" : nothing else...
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  12.  @stewartbristow846  Not brains, for sure !
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  13. if everybody speaks gently, you don't need to shout. It's a vicious circle : one dummy shouts, and all the others speak louder, and vice versa. There's no limit then...
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  14. US people 🤮 are the absolut opposite of Finnish people ❤ !
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  15. US are actually backwards at everything. Tech and mentality.
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  16. it means you have a brain, dummy.
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  17. elders like auto.
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  18. they're loud because they think what they say is always more important than what anyone else can say. Too bad for everyone (not deaf) within 50 m around them, that it's very rarely true...
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  19. The less you travel, the narrower you mind gets ! That's US people main problem : their mind is narrower than a fly's assh.le !
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  20. please learn english.
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  21. Are kangourous a big problem for Austrian drivers ? LOL !
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  22.  @vanesag.9863  is the word "spaniard" really polite, or a bit insultant ? I would say "spanish" : it sounds more polite. Maybe i'm wrong ?
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  23. be it from US or not, a cap like this is to avoid for anybody.
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  24. A backpack is useful, and can be discrete, unlike a stupid T-shirt with huge US flag on it (the top of bad taste and arrogance). If I were from US, I would never claim it when abroad : it can ruin your vacancy (but alas, US people don't understand that, being brainwashed from kindergarten to ... death). The bigger the US flag on the T-shirt is, the more narrow-minded the guy in the T-shirt is.
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  25. Birkenstocks mit white socks ? 😂
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  26.  @Arltratlo  USians don't know more about US than Europeans do, and often less ! "Terrifying", nay ?!
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  27. Very accurate summary of US mentality : they don't give a sh.t at human life, and venerate stupid things like cars.
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  28. thanks to darwin's natural selection, stupid drivers die young. good thing for the others !
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  29. known only for their red light districts.
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  30. so does Jay Leno...
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  31. Europeans know Pasadena thanks to Sheldon Cooper, but don't give a sh.t at texas or US...
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  32. Manual gear is too complex for US brains. " OMG ! 3 pedals ! I'm lost ! I can't eat my burger and drive in the same time ! I'm starving ! Help ! "
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  33. Locals aren't servants for US tourists, and US people don't rule outside US : don't be j.rks, remember that, and you vacancy will be much better...
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  34. I've travelled all around the world, for my job, and everywhere, I heard the locals say that the dutch tourists they had met were very rude, and not very subtle. I don't believe in stereotypes, but I also noticed that, from experience, in Netherlands, and in other countries. I assume it must be the result of a certain common dutch education, that has some similarities with the scandinavian behavior I noticed in nordic countries (Finland not included : I find them quiet, humble, and kind...absolutely the type of people I appreciate).
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  35.  @Nettsinthewoods  Croatians first.
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  36.  @woutervanwijk4369  the magic of gouda cheese !
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  37. you should say you're belgian or german : you'll make friends easier.
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  38.  @ivar_oslo-hr3mc  US are empty, in terms of population (330 M people in 9 M sq.km, and have no noticeable cultural differences between states, being only 1 country, unlike all the different European COUNTRIES. (Europe : 50 countries, 750 M people in 10 M sq.km). Nothing to compare, but US always want to do that stupid "contest", believing they're something special...but they're not (except on some very bad points).
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  39.  @i4gotchai4gotcha57  and militaries in a church, for an official ceremony, like veteran's obituary.
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  40. but Europe doesn't need you come...
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  41. It's very strange, but there is no word for "citizen of US". Calling them "americans" is wrong, coz mexicans are also americans (born on the american continent, like all the citizens from 35 countries) so US do as usual (like for the cities' names) they borrow foreign nationalities... We must find a name for US citizens ! I propose "dumb-ericans" : is it ok ?
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  42. automatic is easier, when you're drunk, but always as dangerous (or more) as manual gear.
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  43.  @9LiveEmpire  not opposite : same !
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  44. Paid brown nose : you can't diss your income source...
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  45. USians don't all have this excuse for yelling all day long...
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  46. at least, in Germany, they can learn what real beer tastes like...
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  47. ...or any of the 35 countries of american continent (but "from US" is not a good answer, especially if you call US : "America" !).
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  48.  @TheHookahSmokingCaterpillar  UK english is ok, but US english "dialect" is....uuuuuuh !
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  49. No borders in EU, and few serious ones in all Europe, except in paranoid dictatures like Belarus...
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  50. Maybe they all love practising sumo...😂
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  51. Oregon : north east coast of US. Main city : Portland. (like in Maine, on the east coast). Silesia is in Poland, Bavaria in Germany, Rajasthan in India, Scotland in UK, Brittany in France, Andalusia in Spain, Sicily in Italy, Cappadoce in Turkiye, etc... That's basic geography...US people ignore, but many people know that...I hope so... We have only 1 planet, and almost 90 yrs/person to learn about it : that's enough time !
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  52. too bad, when you're right handed in a british car !
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  53. right : only behavior is important, not physical appearance. this is exactly what i appreciate with Finnish people : they're not "fake humans". superficial judgements are only for US dummies, and peacocks.
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  54. US people think nothing existed before US. The world was a desert, where naked people used to eat grass and ants, and lived in caves. Knowledge has never reached their poor overseas dump...
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  55. almost everything is pre-america, even the first car !
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  56. We Europeans used to hunt mammoths, with the rifles that US GI's left in Normandy in 1944, but now we're out of ammo... so we eat insects... How USians know Europe is very impressive !
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  57. does it mean : when you have "a spider on the ceiling" ?
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  58. US people have more respect for things like cars, than to humans and animals. That's why US have the highest (mass) murders rate in the world, and the worst healthcare system too.
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  59. I had a pet duck who used to eat exactly like this : it was very noisy, quite disgusting, and my kitchen was a total mess after each of his meals ! Cleaning a restaurant in US must be a real burden... You need a Karcher, nay ?
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  60. even adding 3 m of distance between people doesn't justify a 90 dB permanent shouting ! No wonder that they have 2 mass killings every day in US, with that continuous stupid noise!
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  61. ??? No US people know Central Bohemia ! They can't place Europe, Asia, or any continent or country on a world map ! And honestly, not many western europeans know exactly where Bohemia is... but everybody knows that LA is in California , just by watching tv ...
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  62. Bavaria is the texas of germany ! lol!
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  63. condolences.
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  64. they're just like muslim beanies with a visor, and a stupid logo. And make you look dumb.
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  65. barbarians thinking they're civilized...
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  66. US ians don't understand what nationality is. Every white human has european ancestors, but if you welre born in US : you have US nationality. That's simple. All these US ians who claim : "i'm irish or italian, and never traveled out of US, and speak only their english dialect ! So ridiculous ! Begin with learning proper english, and geography !
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  67. Just like apes in a theater. That's what US call a civilized behavior. We're definitely different species... 🤮
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  68. at least they've deafed Europe...
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  69. but they don't...
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  70. Arkansas is pronounced ArkanZas, aZ you read it ! 🤣
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  71. so just stay home !
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  72. the tips are used for internal ear surgery : to fix the damage they did...
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  73. that's why europeans are more open-minded than all US "clones". Unity in diversity. US are a beige country , Europe is a colorful mix.
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  74. we don't give a sh.t at the state : it's all the same country. If a guy says he's french, you don't ask the region or city.
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  75. USians are awful drivers !
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  76. No logic in US english, and many ambiguous words : gas (gasoline or butane?), oil (olive or unrefined petrol?), fuel (any flammable liquid/solid or heating diesel?), have several meanings, while in UK english or other languages, you have a specific word for each product, and no confusion is possible.
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  77.  @valije  not a few : english is the official language, or co-official language, in several countries, in East African countries, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Singapour, Hong Kong, and Carribean numerous independant islands, Eire, Belize, etc...
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  78.  @tropicsalt.  at teatime too ! lol !
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  79. same thing in Europe.
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  80. even thieves are dumb in US ! LOL!
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  81. Adaptability needs intelligence : that's how humans evoluted, from homo ergaster, to homo sapiens... Not sure it was a good thing, finally...
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  82. Just say : "Texas, in Mexico ?"...and promptly call 911, for a heart attack emergency !🤣
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  83. UK vs KKK...
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  84.  @Kent.  you often heard about Sacramento ? It's the capital of California : a small town. Even USians think LA (or Frisco) is the capital of California. Same thing for Buffalo (NY isn't the capital of NY state!). Don't try to find a logic in that ! Washington state is 3000 miles away from Washington DC !? There are 52 towns called Springfield ! In which one does H. Simpson live ? Portland in Maine, and in Oregon , 3400 miles away ! Georgia in US, and in Caucasus. Paris, Montpellier, Bismark !!! in US and Europe. There are hundreds of odd things like that in US...
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  85. USians don't know US : that's a more serious problem. Europeans know at least their country, and often many others. USians are the less travelling people : because they're interested in nothing but themselves.
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  86. fakely friendly people (and only with their standard type of people) : that means hypocrits...
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  87. Too bad ! The Sami clothes are much more nicer ! And adapted to the climate since millenia...
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  88. is it a "top jerk" contest or what ?
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  89. US people always congratulate their kids for nothing, so when they're grown ups, they're always proud of what they do, even if it's stupid, or totally a fail. And, very often, it is... "king-kids" education leads to : no value and no respect. A nation of childish and selfish dummies...
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