Comments by "Tx240" (@Texas240) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. @Drew Peacock - That's heartbreaking, man. I feel you. But...she does give a really good dance!
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  2. Higher cost for breaking the contract, though...and usually demanding payment for such in body parts rather than the straight up cash the AGU demands.
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  3.  @digi3218  - Since I can answer yes to those questions (well, car not motorcycle), I'm wondering if I've spent too much time in men's clubs... Naaaah
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  4. Watching her try to gaslight her fellow employees into thinking they weren't the people they were pretending to be (Tom) shows how devious she is!
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  5. Aaand where they periodically just reach over and take some of the stuff you actually earned from luck and good play. Fair's fair!
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  6. I'm glad these brave men landed on their feet. In these trying times men must stand together to fight the matriarchy. # DontBelieveHer
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  7. 1:15 Fake news! Everyone knows that happens at the Waffle House, not Lenny's!
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  8. I'm gonna say Spring Thomas is a solid ally to black people and she uses THE N word regularly.
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  9. Wait, a pizza isn't single serving?
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  10. Well, at least they're not over thinking it or anything...
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