Comments by "Vasectomy Fail" (@vasectomyfail442) on "The Young Turks" channel.

  1. who the fuck goes to an afroman performance?
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  2. i want intelligent speech from our commander in chief and first lady, not conspiracies. they're both horrible people.
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  3. i hope he peacefully dies in his sleep, i honestly do. but the trumptards will still spin it and say obama poisoned him with a kenyan voodoo ritual.
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  4. he'll be dead soon, he's in his 70s, has the most stressful job in the country and everyone hates him. stress will kill him
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  5. the whitest way to say "my nigga" ever
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  6. guys like that make me want to be fabulous. i don't want anyone to assume i'm some homophobic douchebag. i would rather people assume i'm gay. gay people aren't violent or angry or racist, they're fun. LGBTQ pride
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  7. christians gave a human form and name to the sun, they reject nature, start wars, and they invented the devil. christianity IS the anti-christ. judeo christian / abrahamic religions are the worst thing about this planet.
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  8. trump is just a scapegoat, bannon and pence are actually running the ship but they put little donny in a president costume so everyone forces their hate on the wrong people.
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  9. 01DOGG01 i seen em!!!
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  10. like it or not, the fore fathers wrote the constitution so that ALL religions could work together in the US. TYT probably love america more than they love muslims.
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  11. this country is headed for such a race war
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  12. everybody knows Ray is a mess. sad.
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  13. i doubt trump is even paying attention to what he's saying. he's probably just imagining a row of cheerleaders that all look like ivanka, pissing their panties and chanting his name over and over again.
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  14. michelle obama is the most attractive first lady in history
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  15. i'm caucasian (not my choice) and i support individuality, content of character and good personality. i don't support forced coercion or bandwagons
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  16. i want to hear what trump thinks the term "melting pot" means.
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  17. ikr. i was thinking about billie jean earlier, and how girls would have crushes on michael jackson. like, yeah right, billy ... little boy billy maybe, but not billie jean. can you imagine a real adult woman dating michael jackson.
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  18. 'member when black people weren't allowed to use certain bathrooms? america hasn't changed at all
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  19. let me guess... Andrew from "A Show For White Kids" grew up and got a job producing trump tv?
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  20. i've gotten rock hard watching stephanie on Fuller House, that's MY problem. fuller house isn't porn just cause i'm a pervert. this photo isn't sexual unless you want it to be.
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  21. why is trump plagiarizing my 3rd grade science report on uranium?
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  22. at least him dressing up as a bunny shows he has some form of humanity, i agree with ana. although easter is a holiday for one of the worst religions ever.
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  23. was the teacher a 10? she could've been as ugly as a bear and maybe trump requested an executive order to execute all unattractive women. " if you're an Ivanka or Melania you can live, but all Tiffanys and Rosies gotta go. sad. "
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  24. find out what religion the shooter is and have them banned.
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  25. i don't comment on youtube videos... well, i don't anymore. youtube is a fake website, the videos are real...
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  26. i use CBD oil for my athletes foot (and i smoke regular weed too, for stomach aches anxiety, and because it's awesome) it's not life threatening or debilitating so i'm not considered a medical user, even though i use it medically. this is bullshit. i finally find relief from an actual miracle plant and then trump comes along and shits on everything AGAIN. i'm so sick of this orange fuckwad
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  27. i think the way he talks about how shitty this country is, is just his way of admitting he's going broke. he's losing his shit, and going completely public about. even if he does get elected, the stress alone of having to do a photo-op with a room full of ethnic kindergartners will kill him.
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  28. secret service: "president trump, there's been a terrorist attack at the pentagon" trump: the pentagon is rigged with explosives, everybody knows it. sad.
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  29. let's do that thing they do in cartoons, where they tie someone to a big log and run em out of town (the country)
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  30. maybe she meant it as a "term of endearment" like all the rappers and people who make memes and people who think it's ok to use that word if you spell it a cute way...
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  31. twitter should change it's name to- Shitty Baby Diaper Rants
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  32. my ex used to make lists like this all the time. it's like an OCD type thing, people like this will plan out every single redundant event that needs to take place that day.
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  33. "cold cocked" is a low-class white american word for knocking someone out.
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  34. The Easily Bored Gamer i guess... i wasn't there, but it is possible to knock someone out by striking them in the mouth or jaw...
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  35. there's no way the presidential election is legit. there's just no way....
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  36. ben carson is a little bitch, i mean no offense to small female dogs
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  37. this should be how voting works. we obviously don't want this fucker as president. reminds me of when my sister started dating some random asshole, we all hated him but couldn't convince her to dump him. that was in 1993, they've been married since and she hates him, he's addicted to prescription pain killers, sleeps all day, ignores his kids and gets fired every 6 weeks. but i guess we wrong to question their love.
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  38. just do things the trump way if you're sick, he's got 0 experience in politics, so, just hire a plumber to take your appendix out. it'll be fine, big league. everybody knows plumbers are the best surgeons on earth. i guarantee it. sad.
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  39. i've been pissed, but couldn't relate cause i'm not mexican, muslim, female, a reporter, trans, handicapped, or a refugee
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  40. Amerussia
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  41. lousy immigants i knew it wuz dem!
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  42. how can anyone tolerate more than 30 seconds of alex jones? seriously! i'd rather have my ear cut off with a rusty hacksaw.
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  43. "he's 'running the ship' i hope he does the best job possible" by that logic, lets just appoint 6 year olds to be captains of cruise ships. no experience necessary, right? the kids will think it'll be fun but it'll actually be loads of responsibility. hilarity/mayhem ensues, thousands of lives at risk.
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  44. a poopy diaper baby is president, DEAL WITH IT!
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  45. trumptards are too stupid to look at labels, and they lack the integrity to truly care whether the products they buy are made is the USA. i bet 98% of those red-america-great hats were made in mexico, china, vietnam or indonesia
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  46. Can you believe that, with all of the problems and difficulties facing the U.S., President Obama fuckface trump spent the day playing golf.
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  47. he's an idiot, but it's also embarrassing that no one has the balls to stand up to him and say "that's not my last name"
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  48. if they hate mexico, why do they go there to party?
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  49. dat swindler dun swindler'd me
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  50. he sounds like he's in an infomercial for mail-order president, what would you pay for a fake president? $99? $9? you only pay your freedom!
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