Comments by "Vasectomy Fail" (@vasectomyfail442) on "VICE TV" channel.

  1. dude's brain is melted
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  2. these kids need more creative outlets, even if you like breaking shit. i remember once when i was doing community service as a teen (constantly getting arrested / in trouble) i was working at a recycling center and an older guy came up to me and said, "you look bored, i need you to break ALL these glass bottles...", i spent the rest of the day throwing bottles at a brick wall into a big pile of broken glass. it's one of my favorite memories. sure it didn't cure me, but young boys need a way to get out their aggression in a responsible manner
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  3. i understand daddy issues, but everyone keeps talking about the smell. do pazuzu's girfriends not have olfactory senses?
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  4. Vice out here celebrating criminals all day today
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  5. gay pope is my spirit animal
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  6. Ok, that’s actually badass, and only $130 ain’t bad either
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  7. or... you could just upload full episodes, right here on this youtube channel, just sayin...
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  8. not really, you can't actually get "super high". it's like being super tired, you just go to sleep.
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  9. borders are bullshit, we're all stuck here on the same planet, breathing the same air. if the planet was less populated humans would be begging to integrate.
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  10. simply saying hello to a woman is considered sexual assault nowadays, everyone constantly has earbuds in, people would rather have 4000 followers than 1 best friend and people would rather have an intimate relationship with their dog than another human.
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  11. use alcohol in a recipe, no one says anything use weed in a recipe, suddenly everyone is an expert on how much weed to use, if weed is wasted when it isn't smoked, if weed gets you high after you cook it, what it taste like, whether it ruins your life or not, what a terpene is, how to fuck women properly, how to run VICE as a proper news channel, or cooking.
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  12. pick a new name, you're not Cheech
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  13. Next episode of Running While Black: hmm turns out a lot of people of different races enjoy running
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  14. where would the culinary industry be if it wasn't for cannabis?
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  15. I’m aware of how amazingly capable black people are, as well as all races. Media outlets like vice want you to think blacks are oppressed. It’s the same exact rhetoric I heard from the klan when I saw them on tv in the 80s. BLACK PEOPLE ARE PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF SUCCESS! Especially in the United States.
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  16. I don’t think mr. Chainz is convinced
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  17. America gives opportunities to everyone who is willing to work for success. If you’re looking for modern day oppression, look at continents like Africa, or countries like Ukraine. How many mixed race marriages are there in Ukraine, is gay marriage legal in Ukraine. What about the Middle East? Can a black gay woman do ANYTHING is the Middle East?
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  18. she looked so feminine as a boy, glad she was finally able to transition and live her dream. although i'm a straight while cisgender male i found this very informative and my masculinity wasn't threatened at all.
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  19. btw antifa tore down a statue of abe lincoln in portland. so take that however you want
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  20. unlock the god damn 3rd episode you shit fuckers! 44 fucking minutes, for fucks sake
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  21. According to vice, success is non-white, not straight, and non-Christian
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  22. I’m sure vice is just deleting their comments
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  23. i'm assuming you could make cannabutter just as easily with that boiling water/jar method? never seen that one before
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  24. pause at 1:21, his fingernails are clearly trimmed. that ain't him
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  25. we're gonna build a wall around all of our garbage, a big beautiful wall, and the earth is gonna pay for it
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  26. bone is naturally off white, no one has white fucking teeth, she's beautiful.
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  27. “Orange elephant” … y’all are SO OBSESSED with skin color
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  28. Exactly a guy with a firearm and the power to arrest you and put you in a chokehold is asking why you’re nervous.
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  29. poor heath, not having the ability to smile and then almost being killed by a toilet
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  30. i honestly would love to work here, much better than the boring lonely janitor job i have now
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  31. Haha he said “mating call” that ties in with my other comment, try mating. Go ahead, see how successful two male people can mate.
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  32. 2:58 hmm, i just found out i'm the same race as this guy
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  33. weed and self control are both real, hypnosis is not
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  34. 2:26 ....and there it is, turn it into a race thing. the vice hosts are just as cringey, if not worse than the news anchors
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  35. i started watching a lot of conservative black youtubers this year, then i click back on vice and see that their main goal is to perpetuate the stereotype that black americans are loudly obsessed with flashiness and money... but also oppressed ... while handling STACKS of cash
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  36. antifa wants EVERYONE to think the exact same way. that's fascism. vice, you were founded by gavin mcginnes, go back to your roots. be proud of being a good publication.
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  37. I agree, the reporter is way more slim and therefore more attractive.
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  38. imagine getting a 30 second handjob.
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  39. This footage is about 6 years old
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  40. Corndogging While White
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  41. protect content of character
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  42. freshly invented slang and any mention of beyonce makes me just want to stay inside and never date ever again. this video made me hate people about 63% more than i already do
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  43. what's up with king of the road? the new episode is locked and i can't sign in? bullshit
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  44. i wish it was 100% legal, so i could travel / visit my family
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  45. +thelolzoflolz1 you can still get STDs from pulling out.
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  46. "our own" ???? does vice own kamala harris?
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  47. would've preferred ACTUAL news, even if it is about a (male) cow. do better next time
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  48. both "singers" are trash
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  49. that's racist
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  50. Put a 🏳‍🌈 mariachi band on an island with 5 other 🏳‍🌈 mariachi bands… will they be able to create new life? Will they be able to create lives the way … people in Uganda create life?
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