Comments by "Vasectomy Fail" (@vasectomyfail442) on "VICE News" channel.

  1. it's difficult to save jobs and golf at the same time
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  2. 0:30 sounds like hes threatening to use domestic terrorism.
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  3. actual title: police are wasting their time and resources in paraguay
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  4. they ask if you've had any recent symptoms, good things humans NEVER LIE. plus one of the symptoms is not having any symptoms
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  5. this guy's cool, he's not blaming white people just educating them. he's not mad about his ancestory, but using it to his advantage
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  6. do they need a radio DJ? i know all the hits from the 50s and early 60s
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  7. "people that... ya know... killers, you see so many with the girls and they capture these guys" sounds like a first grader describing a movie trailer
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  8. due to my 3 jobs i meet a lot of high class and homeless people. rich people are freaking out and/or making jokes, homeless people are accepting death because they can't afford to do anything about it.
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  9. i can't go anywhere without my therapy bong. unfortunately, i legally can't travel state to state with my therapy bong either. the fear of stepping in random animal feces stresses me out. where are my rights?
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  10. clowns and performers are fine, just leave the animals out of it.
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  11. cause he's a clown
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  12. 0:13 the commander in chief openly mocking the U.S. armed forces
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  13. i feel like the jewish guy saying "and the tickets were a lot cheaper" was scripted and stereotypical and i'm deeply offended and i'm writing my own play to roast this video
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  14. america would rather see it's citizens in jail than at work or school.
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  15. do a story on shutting down recycling. i used to earn $400 a month from just picking up litter out of the gutter. that's gone. i'm not the only one. there's millions of homeless people who's income relies completely on recycling yuppie trash. this whole thing is just going to make the rich richer and punish poor people for no longer having jobs
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  16. the reporter WANTS to be offended so bad and Twitty is just like "this is the past, deal with it, black people aren't slaves anymore"
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  17. 0:20 yet no one is wearing a mask or staying at home
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  18. money isn't even real, never has been. at this rate we may as well pay for things with a friendly smile.
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  19. most of em will buy a fossil fuel car when they turn 16 and need to drive to be cool
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  20. i'm just glad my mental healthcare debt collectors stopped calling me. not having to purchase your mental health is the best way to beat depression. going to therapy to prevent suicide should be free anyway.
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  21. let's all go trash a new planet!
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  22. every time i see trump supporters they're smiling and laughing. they're not threatening at all.
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  23. Trust the science, dressing up as a lady doesn’t suddenly mean you have a uterus… and don’t twerk for kids… or do gender surgery on kids.
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  24. it's funny how mental health therapists don't do this. i've gone to so many therapists and literally told them "i'm planning on killing myself" ... eventually i stop going and they NEVER call to check on you to see if you're still alive. instead debt collectors call you to pay your bill, they don't care if you're still suicidal or alive.
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  25. can't wait for the jesus fandom to die off
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  26. "test everyone" ...who can afford to be tested. knowing america, you will have to pay $150 to be tested. which means i will never be tested along with any one else on and below the poverty line.yesterday i was talking to a homeless guy who wears masks that he finds on the ground.... not really sanitary.
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  27. incoming trumptard snowflakes crying cause vice is replaying trump clips out of context.
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  28. stop with the freaking pets!
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  29. should've filmed this while a monsoon was rolling in
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  30. 1:00 are you gonna edit this part out and re-upload it later?
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  31. Yeah, kids should never learn gun safety. It’s better for them to accidentally misfire due to never learning anything about guns. Stay ignorant kids, learning how to be safe is extremely dangerous.
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  32. my dad died at age 56, in 1994. it wasn't anyone's fault but the grim reaper vice, you are disgusting
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  33. dogs literally kill kids and babies and old people. dogs only care about food
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  34. i will never understand why humans hate each other so much, unless they listen to new mumble rap, then it makes sense
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  35. hahaha, can being a fake news channel affect your dislike ratio?
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  36. homosexuality is real, jesus isn't.
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  37. try jamaica... oh wait it's illegal there... or angola, whoops it's illegal there too ... maybe egypt is better than america? no, no... it's illegal in egypt. i wonder how many christians are in egypt? islam is the official religion there. hmm what about the congo? maybe you can get a legal abortion in iraq? is iraq a christian nation? or maybe just maybe america has states where abortion is completely legal, california or oregon for example
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  38. i noticed there isn't a lot of diversity or "climate friendly" people in india... good time to celebrate america for giving ALL people the freedom to find an occupation, fall in love, become famous, earn an education or just be homeless or on welfare, as long as you work hard and jump through the right hoops.
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  39. vice hates alternative opinions, open dialogue and freedom of speech
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  40. i used to date a stripper and she would get so pissed at the bartenders cause guys would tip a bartender $20-$80 just for a little peek of a nipple, meanwhile her and the other dancers would make about $5-$10 a song dancing fully nude, climbing up and down poles all night
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  41. I doubt you’ve been thinking independently your whole life. Everyone is influenced
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  42. what is a woman? who knows
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  43. awww, that burned out car lot is so lovely!!! it completely ended racism and police brutality. fire = peace! blm is doing so much good by burning everything in sight and killing people! yay!
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  44. boycotting isn't the same thing as tearing down statues or erasing mascots and other history.
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  45. the media pushing this narrative has destroyed so many more lives than the initial people involved
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  46. you could call them "heroic", but vice is run by idiots, so you chose "gangsta"
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  47. Several children have been fatally attacked by dogs this year and every year. Yet no one discusses it. One goat attacks a guy peeing and vice shoots their goo
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  48. it's appalling that american black infants are being subjugated to atrocities that happened 20 or 800 years ago. is there a p.o. box where i can send Lequan reparations? i just want what's best for him and it's all up to me.
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  49. um... chicago ...
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  50. one story out of ohio doesn't necessarily mean the u.s. is the leader in medical innovation. a quick google search reveals that the us is ranked under canada, qatar, france, norway, belgium, the u.k. and germany.
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