Comments by "Vasectomy Fail" (@vasectomyfail442) on "Midwest Safety" channel.

  1. It’s crazy to see a woman who looks completely normal, but she’s a drunk thief addicted to vapes her daddy buys her.
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  2. The worst part of our history, terrified of the common cold
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  3. Don’t sue the police, sue the group of people that seem to be completely unable to act safe and responsibly in every situation. Why does one group constantly have to steal and wreck everything ?
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  4. Media says a certain group is “terrified of police” This one gets out of the car saying “I’m ready to fight” Hmm, could the news be … fake?
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  5. First youngster should’ve been charged for prostitution considering how many times he requested the officers perform (something) on him.
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  6. They need to have “don’t do THIS” classes … oh who am I kidding, they don’t pay attention in class. You need class to pay attention in class.
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  7. I was watching paranormal videos, then this showed up in my recommendations. I expected something different
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  8. Racist “certain” people have destroyed the U.S.
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  9. Less than that. I bet their first interaction with police will be within the next 6 years
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  10. That attitude is gonna get this guy smoked someday.
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  11. Destroys his own community with coke but he’s mad at the cops for being goofy. He’s probably also the type to claim the cia brings drugs into the ghetto on purpose
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  12. She belongs to the streets
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  13. All criminals are just confused time travelers
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  14. Wow, these are the nicest cops ever, I knew he was going to attack at any moment
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  15. These cops banter is hilarious.
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  16. I tried to get a job as a janitor at a school, but I can’t because I need Mondays off due to my current job. But this lady gets to work at a school. … well, not anymore
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  17. If people like this didn’t exist we would have flying cars n stuff
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  18. Cop: “when we got to her apartment she was taking it on the chin, then later on she fell onto her face “
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  19. Pokes a lion with a red hot poker… OMG! Why is this lion attacking me?!?! I’m so oppressed!
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  20. Meanwhile the cat is having the time of his life, alone at home for once. Probably called the humane society to see if they can find him a new place to live.
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  21. The body positivity movement has failed us
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  22. Imagine going into a lions den, then you start crying about being attacked by lions, the lions are somehow nice to you, so you start hitting them with a stick and kicking them. Oh and the lions even had big neon signs outside their cave that say “warning, lions inside. You should probably go a different way”
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  23. But be sure to pay taxes on it. As if criminals are going to report money they stole or gained by selling drugs
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  24. Actual racists are the worst. That poor baby is doomed.
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  25. With the invention of body cams, that “innocent until proven guilty “ stuff really needs to stop
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  26. He needs a diaper change
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  27. Cops: “he’s gonna be in jail for a while” D.A.: “aww, he’s so oppressed. Jail time would only hurt his feelings. He goes free!”
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  28. Censorship is
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  29. Even when fostered out they have a low level of success. Stuff like this is literally passed down through DNA. If this child grows up to be someone special it’ll be a miracle.
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  30. This is the strangest case of Schrödinger’s cat I have ever seen.
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  31. Or her belly
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  32. Fatherless behavior, both of em.
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  33. She said she has high heels on. She’s clearly wearing flat shoes.
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  34. Make chain-gangs great again
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  35. Does the second guy have a YouTube channel?
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  36. Were doctors able to reattach his foot?
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  37. Of course it’s Missouri. You’re not allowed to do anything in Missouri except drive to work then straight home, pickleball is allowed during certain hours.
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  38. Isn’t it a better idea to purchase more gas instead of driving with your foot slammed down on the gas pedal?
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  39. Look at how empty the shelves are. Biden destroyed this country in record time.
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  40. I’m sure his standards are incredibly low / he sticks it into anything that will accept cash. People like this get laid more often than you think
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  41. Shoelace comes untied “MY LIFE IS OVERRRRRRRRRR!”
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  42. Protesting in support of Palestine is one of the dumbest things anyone can do. Palestine does not care about you and they will not stop their millennium-long war
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  43. O one forced him to take pcp. He did that himself. No remorse
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  44. It should be five years minimum prison for stuff like this. And if they don’t improve the first year they’re out of prison, they get deported.
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  45. Her dad is definitely out getting cigarettes
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  46. Most of the cops there are black and she’s whining about crackers.
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  47. The cat is relieved! Finally some peace n quiet
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  48. I laugh so hard when people say they can’t breathe. If you weren’t breathing the cops would be calling paramedics and doing cpr on you
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  49. Do BP think that breathing and running away is the same thing?
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  50. As soon as the cuffs go on: “I can’t breathe “ Of course you can’t, no one can breathe in police custody. It’s a shame isn’t it?
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  51. Anyone in the comments, serious question. Did you feel bad for Floyd when he said “I can’t breathe” but since then you’ve wised up and realized “I can’t breathe” can be translated to “ please don’t arrest me I want to commit more crimes”?
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  52. Retain: to have possession of. He’s right. He’s retains a firearm. Good kid, let him go.
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  53. These three should be in jail for at least 5 years minimum just on principle
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  54. The worst part is when cops tell them they ended a life and they react with something like “well, I’ve got work tomorrow so…”
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  55. I love how that claim to be completely terrified of police, but call 911 if a piece of lint under the couch is out of place.
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  56. I have a feeling this GUY was abused by his dad for years and it severely affected his intelligence
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  57. Fire? What is that, some sort of ionized chemical reaction? I’m not that type of guy
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