Comments by "Vasectomy Fail" (@vasectomyfail442) on "Paul Joseph Watson" channel.

  1. could someone please make a t-shirt or something that says "jazz hands make my dick hard" ... that should fix this problem
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  2. every girl i see is staring at her phone or is making out with a dog. i was feeling confident the other day so i complimented a woman's hair. she never broke gaze from her phone and gave me a half-assed thumbs up. what's the point? if every woman is cold as ice, i can get more romance out of my guitar.
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  3. nothing wrong with the traditional spooky ghost with a pointy hood costume, right?
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  4. those "teachers" literally made me sick, i feel anxious and weird now, more so than usual
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  5. The tail end of the baby boom is why so many grannies are kicking the bucket. Humans age about 75 years. The baby boom started about 75 years ago, babies age, then they pass away … but this time it’s in a big group just like when they were born.
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  6. I did a group interview for a new job yesterday, masks were “required but not enforced “ so of course I was the only person NOT wearing one. If I actually get the job I’ll be shocked … and probably soon fired for not wearing 2 masks or not pulling them down to kiss the office puppy
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  7. He’ll have a statue built in his honor within 48 hours. He’s a good man.
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  8. If I drew a picture of that blue dress statue, people would accuse me of stereotyping
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  9. i love the fascist antifa members chanting "take a knee" until everyone complies. totally normal.
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  10. i made a meme of a fortune teller reading a crystal ball, giving predictions about BLM and covid, and instagram threatened to delete my account for "spreading false information"
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  11. 1 year after this video was made the world is more hilarious than ever. Ray Swore is becoming my favorite new comedian
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  12. 60% of humans: "eww i'm not eating a bat or a bug, but i will allow my dog to lick my mouth after it licked it's own asshole..." edit: don't get me wrong, i would definitely NOT eat a fucking bat
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  13. I live in Portland of all shitholes, and I used to work at a skate shop, even here teens and kids are NOT on board with rainbow nonsense. Teenage boys make fun of it like they always have , call it “the wrong team”. Little girls see grown men wearing lipstick and dresses and they laugh at them or question an adult why the man wants to be a woman.
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  14. Make embarrassment an emotion again
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  15. Prayers from the states
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  16. Where are the vigilantes? Seems like everyone who can afford firearms is too busy to care about America
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  17. The mutt is not cute, I’m not into bestiality and I’m not a furry. Keep the nonsense off of this channel Paul, please act like an adult.
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  18. Trust the science. You can’t get pregnant by complaining about trump or keeping your body to yourself.
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  19. Feminism destroyed women
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  20. Remember when just getting a tattoo was “wild and insane” and you were stigmatized for changing God’s perfect design of a human body?
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  21. i was watching a portland protest yesterday. a fat white antifa womyn was yelling at a homeless man on a bench... "SAY IT! SAY BLACK LIVES MATTER! SAY IT, NOW!" homeless man: "no, i think all lives matter" "NO LIFE MATTERS UNTIL BLACK LIVES MATTER, NOW SAY IT! SAY IT!" man gets up and calmly walks away. person filming follows him narrating "i saw this guy last night too, he's a proud boy... he might just be homeless, but i'm pretty sure he's a proud boy, THIS GUY'S A PROUD BOY!"
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  22. remember RuPaul? remember how she was just a person, a one hit wonder... she wasn't a "hero", she wasn't "brave", etc. she was just a person, sure she was a celebrity. but she wasn't praised for being trans. she just existed, like we all do. jenner sucks, she's just another kardashian who DEMANDS fame and attention.
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  23. i'm only attracted to women who have the ability to run up 5 flights of stairs in under 60 seconds
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  24. Isnt intimidation illegal when it comes to voting?
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  25. The side that hates human trafficking from 400 years ago sure is supportive of modern day human trafficking
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  26. The best part about this woke nonsense is it automatically turns woke progressive leftist into people who hate Islam. Haha your rainbow flag implies you hate Islamic people. No hate in this house
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  27. Wearing a soiled smelly mask is actually more harmful. Maybe he just hates his marriage
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  28. Hey American men, you’re too masculine for Kamala …. Buy this facial moisturizer
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  29. antifa = obvious p3d0s
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  30. 3:30 i guarantee this guy tongue kisses his puggle
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  31. the hello kitty part is basically why i had to give up art, i love drawing black women but i'm white so... i was terrified it would somehow come back to haunt me. i've even been told i'm racist because i'm attracted to black girls
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  32. It’s gross that you’re a furry Paul. Shame on you. Honestly, shame on you.
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  33. it'd be nice if coveeed was actually deadly, the planet sucks now
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  34. Sorry, I’m old and out of touch, but those videos are basically just really well animated cartoons? AI is getting that good?
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  35. i'm keeping my In Living Color and Martha and the Vandellas t-shirts, i don't care what antifa says.
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  36. Gee, which side is divisive and hate-filled? Hmm I can’t tell, I need the media to force a rhetoric down my throat
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  37. Congratulations Paul. Every man has the right to get pregnant in the 2020s.
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  38. the only time i spent indoors this year was that 2 week period where the sky was literally filled with smoke
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  39. what if feminists are just master trolls?
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  40. same with fatal dog attacks. "man's best friend" has killed NUMEROUS children. dogs are the blm/antifa of the animal kingdom
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  41. It’s spreading to skateboarding. If anyone follows Nike SB they recently uploaded a video featuring FRO-SKATE, an organization for inner city black girls who … guess what… ARE TERRIBLE AT SKATEBOARDING! Oh but don’t say they’re bad at skating or you’ll be labeled a racist!
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  42. Zoophiles are the 3rd biggest threat to American values.
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  43. 1:59 oh… she must be talking about dogs. They unalived two babies last month here in the states. In fact for the past 4 years I’ve been able to say “dogs k*lled a person last month” . Children need to be protected at all costs, not just from rainbow people but from all dangers.
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  44. If you suspect your fetus may be woke in any way, abortion really is the best option
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  45. Modern women would rather tongue kiss a pitbull than smile politely at a male human being
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  46. They lie about fidelity too
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  47. Cmon ladies tell me more about how creepy it is that the white guy you kind of know politely smiled at you
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  48. Women have hated me since about 2015. I literally don’t care
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  49. She’s a weirdo, all celebrities are. But stage lights and makeup etc are the most likely cause
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  50. me, since age 4, reacting to 70% of "black" people: "but their skin is lighter than mine, how are they black?"
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